Summer House Season 9: Episode 11

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So first, let's dig it of up.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh no, no, no, true, you'll never guess so sidebar yes.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
And also I feel like I shouldn't have to remember
everything I know. Actually I have to talk about this
three two one. Hi everyone.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, I'm Alicia and I'm Meredith. And this is also
podcast Summerhouse Edition, Season nine, episode eleven. It was almost
two days that we covered, almost a little trip to
the Hampton.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
You know what, in comparison to the rest of the season,
I'm pretty happy with this episode.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
In comparison to that one Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
You will never let that go?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, never, never. Okay, Before we get into the actual episode,
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Meredith literally makes the best content. Mine's trash, but you'll
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Speaker 1 (01:09):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
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Speaker 1 (01:17):
Before we did? We have any reviews?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I got to be honest, I didn't look into like
right now, that's okay, okay, well yes, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Fun.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah. It's titled so Fun five Stars from GGG two
thousand and eight, and it says, I feel like I'm
listening to my best friends talk about all my favorite topics.
Started listening with vander Pump Recaps and now Summerhouse and
the rest from there.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh my god, welcome. We love it.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I think because Vinger Funk doesn't have a live season anymore,
we're probably not known for that with the Summerhouse people,
but is the staple of this podcast was vain or
pomp is our og entry into podcasting, then Summer House,
and then we just kind of stopped shutting up, so
we got our Sunday also episodes too. Oh yeah, yeah,
I know that Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Also came from because I think we just got tired
of having to stay on the topic.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, like, well, our pre shows kind of were our original.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh yeah, but we wanted the whole public to hear
about that.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's the thing. People were on the Patren loved our
pre shows that I was like, the rest of the
world deserves this.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Totally agree. You're welcome anyway, so thank you. So much
GGG two thousand and eight for the for the review.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
What a way to start.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, before we get into the episode, Meredith, we have
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(03:05):
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Speaker 1 (03:09):
So great.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Where to start. Let's start with Tonette. So this is
about last season or last episode and.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Before, oh not this episode.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
So Tonette says, I fucking love that Sierra took one
for the team and put Emerald straight. He needs understand
how his actions affect other people. Damn, Tonette. I disagree.
I think his actions really didn't affect anyone that bad.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah, but like she should be able to say if
it annoys her, fine, but she just didn't need to
comment like that.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, it was hot, came in hot anyway. Then Sierra's
talk with Paige. I felt that conversation and her anxiety.
It's not a fun place to be. I even started
crying with them. Sierra's over your healing wounds and breaking back.
She's definitely my fun for the episode. Ooh love that Okay,
Lindsey are set. I love seeing flashbacks of Lindsay's timeline

(04:03):
and her saying how they will never let her forget.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
No literally, I think by her time like once a day.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Wait.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
But she also won't let us forget because she started
this season with a goddamn timeline of her whole life.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Uh yeah, and I love I support but her time,
Like I guess she did include Stravi in her long
ten minute timeline.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Kyle eating and passing out classic, Jesse and Lexi are
so cringe. I can't Paige's anxiety. I felt for her.
I feel like here as the center this season. She's
helping Paige work out her emotions. Jesse is flirting with her,
Carl has feelings for her, apparently from clips of the season.
Wes is vuying for her friendship. She's the other girl,
the Lexi yell the Emerald.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yes, Sierra's wow. Is she the number one girl in
the group?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh for sure, number one girl in the group DA
And then last wee have Celia, and Celia said, I
think if Craig's this bad on camera, can you imagine
what he's saying there privately? No? Literally, I hate Craig
and I've hated him since he's step foot out of

(05:13):
my TV.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
And for me it was someone who has been on
reality TV for so long. I would say a lot
of people are probably somewhat similar off camera. On camera,
they're just cognizant of needing to make more drama and
have certain conversations on camera. But we know Paige said
Craig went home after that Australian dinner and was like,
I didn't want to say this on camera because of XYZ.

(05:34):
Like that man is holding stuff back from the Summerhouse
cameras for sure.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I also just think this is my hot take as
someone who watches all the shows. I think Summer House
is a lot more open with their good and bad
sides with what's going on. They'll talk about it more.
They more self produce.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Because they know the assignment.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Because I feel like Southern charm, they get mad if
you bring some up on camera. They're like they didn't
want to talk about and it's like it's like less
self produced.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I think it also leads to the twenty four hour surveillance,
Like there's not much you can hide on the weekends
of the Summer House. Like obviously you can choose not
to bring a topic to the Summerhouse, but at a
certain point, like you can't act for twenty four hours
straight for three days, Like at some point, like Page's anxiety,
like that's gonna come out because it's her real life

(06:28):
and at some point you have to be real in
a twenty four hour span.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But I think like that because you get twenty four
hour surveillance, then when there is a camera in front
of you at an Australian restaurant, you're like, I'm already
showing half like most of my life. Who cares?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, why hide now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
But like Southern Charm is a little more private up.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
But ease, it's more black and white. You're like, we're filming.
This is like my my TV persona. These are the
topics and the beats I'm hitting where it's like you're right,
like they are like some of these how to produce
themselves in the fact of they like to fight on
Friday nights, like they like to air it out, get
it over with, like they have a schedule around their weekend.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, Southern Charm is very similar to vander Pump, where
you know your schedule, you show up, you film, there's
some stuff you don't want to bring on camera, and
so you're like cognizant of that suck yes.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Line like Pump producing and kind of being fake. I
think like Real Housewives is like the most fake to me.
I think Southern Charm is next. I think Vanner Pump
leans more of the middle of the road because I
think they were so young when they started. They put
so much out there to begin with. It was like
why hold back now?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Plus the first one, they didn't really know what was
going to kind of come of their show, if that
makes sense. Plus Southern Charm, I think, I mean, like,
look at Chef's family. They're very rich. They have a
lot more to lose.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's such a good point. They're on the housewives spectrum
of like, yeah, you have more to lose.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
They do have more tolls, had nothing to lose, and
somewhore ewse the show is based off of just like
the surveillance, so you might lose it, but you're here.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It's like real world. You're stuck.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, okay, anyway, let's get into.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
This episode, shall we. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
So previously on Summer House, Happy Birthday to Lindsay and Kyle.
Craig and Page are having issues and Sierra tries to
help Page be less overwhelmed. Lexi knows Sierra and Jesse
we're flirting, but she doesn't know enough of the story.
And Jesse told Sierra to stop touching him because he
got yelled at, and now Sierra's pissed. So we start,

(08:32):
like we should start every fucking episode. We are in
the Hamptons on a fucking Friday. It's Friday, August sixteenth,
five twelve pm, which at first I was like, it
seems like we're really deep in August. But Lindsay's birthday
is like the eleventh, so it made sense.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It does my taker Right now, I keep looking up
when her birthday was to see like, oh, how much
time do we have left in the summer Skip. How
long have Jesse and Lexi known each other? Like it's
giving me an anchor, which I like, agreed.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
So Kyle and Amanda here, Jesse and West are driving up.
They talked about how last weekend was a big weekend
for Wes because him and Sierra said bye to each other.
The bar is so creepy. This man is so creepy.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Like annoying her. Yeah that like every interaction Sarah has
with Wes, they like talk about it as if it's
some groundbreaking thing because they expect so much out of
her or want so much out of her that like
anything she gives them is like, oh, here we go.
And it's like, why can't you just be normal? Like
why can't you just be a person who interacts with
Sierra without any expectations.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
So Jesse tells Wes that Lexi thinks Jesse should want
to change his behavior behavior to protect their relationship, and
Jesse's like, I told Sierra to stop touching my arm
and I'm unfollowing the hot girls on Instagram one more
can I do?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh my god, bar is really low.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
If we want to talk about that bar, my god.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Like I'm gas, I have no words because I just
don't think he's ever gonna get it. That's it.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
I'm sick of this. Like the boys are like the
girls are so crazy for being mad at us for
like being shitty. But it's like at this point, if
you don't get it.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
You're just not gonna get it.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Like I can't sit here and continue to man's plain
this to you, like it's.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Not worth my time. Yeah, like this is black and
white stuff. It's it's not like whenever Sierra touched Jesse's
arm at you know, the American Cancer Society thing, like Okay,
that's like a great area of like, oh, are they
flirting there? I don't know, but.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
You Alexi was also right there. Yes, you're doing it
behind Lexi's back, and it's not telling her and the
whole house letting her know. So that's to the point
that other people have noticed it and have concerns for
Lexi's five day relationship that's concerning.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yes, there's multiple parts in the things that like are
actually being talked about between Lexi and Jesse, and I'll
say the rest of the house, the like yellow flags
that Jesse's saying, or the things that Lexi's upset with,
Like it's it's very obvious, like why she's upset. It's
not like, oh, Wow, you're really digging for this one,
Like no, you're like lusting over all these random ass

(11:16):
girls that you don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's just like the fact that he can't see that, like, okay,
him in a cancer event in front of Carl with
Lexi also there Sierra touching his arm is like not
the issue.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Okay, yeah, like it's not mad about that.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
The issue is when you grind on Sierra and then
like floor with her all night to the point that
the roommates think you're gonna hook up. But then you
call me and tell me you're in love with me.
That's and have no mention. Yeah, you don't mention it.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
And then that's half of the problem. I don't like
nobody in the house is mentioning this. That Like half
of the problem is he's not saying anything about the
He never said anything about the toe. He barely said
anything about Sierra. The only reason he said something was
because everybody else said it to him, like it's the
not tell it's the incident. And then what.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Happens that telling Yeah, it's crazy anyway, they call Carl,
and Carl lets us know that there is a guest
this weekend and his name is Tom Schwartz. And I
just don't know what I did to have to still
hang out with Tom Schwartz. I forgot who did I GISs.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Off I forgot that he had been to the house before,
but also like he's on the valley right now too,
And I'm like, this is just like a lot of
people who aren't on shows being on shows for me.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
I just like, I know we always joke that like
Bravo listens, but I think we really made someone mad
at Bravo because they're like, we.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Have to give them Tom Schwartz. Oh my god, you're
so right? What like, like, what did to collectively get
this delivered to us?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Because we don't always follow your stupid storyline? And I
call you out about your timeline and you give me
Tom Schwartz.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Stop, Like are you punishing us for one of Martha's
Vineyrmac like stop it.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Hate This is a hate crime. Stop giving us Tom Schwartz.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Anyway, So Carl gets to the house.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
He congratulates Amanda, who officially announced she's doing her swimwear line,
and then Tom Schwartz is here. We don't even get
a fucking minute without this guy. Tom Schwartz is here.
He does get caught on the door, which I was like,
maybe it won't let him in, Okay, but that is
not as bad as which is like rude, the door

(13:33):
was like, no, please come in, Please come in.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Who did I piss off? I pissed off the door
didn't I The door is acting like it's the like
sorting hat from Harry Potter. It's like, no, yeah, you're
got to come in. You know what Weston of Kyle
from last week. You you don't get to come in.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Literally, I've never seen Carl more excited than when he
saw Tom Schwartz, which is the opposite reaction.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I have, no, I don't, I don't. I'm I'm so
confused by this whole house and shorts. So the boys
do a hug.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Tom is pumped because he has no scandal following.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Him this summer.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
So if you remember in Winter House, it was post scandabal,
so that that that was last time he lived in
a house with these people. And then before that, when
he actually came to the Summerhouse with Katie, he I
don't think it was hemorrhoids, but his ass was bleeding.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, he had hemorrhoids or his ass was bleeding when
you're in the Summerhouse. The first Winter House, he was
technically getting a divorce, but he didn't say anything. Oh
my second winter he was a scan of all.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
I wish he had something haunted, you know, haunting.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
He doesn't. I don't want more of like him needing
to be a part of the storyline.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
But then he's haunting us by being here.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, I think he's He's just a b character. He's
just like, you know, as if they have a random
friend from the city. I don't need him to be
like a talked to me about his scandal. Yeah, yeah,
I don't need him to bring anything any of the
problems from La to here.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
So Gabby, Lindsay, and Lexierra here. Sierra gets here too,
immediately is accosted by Schwartz, doesn't even walk through the
door and fucking sees this man. And then Jesse and
West get here. Jesse goes to say hi to Sierra
like big hug style, and she kind of swerves him
and is like fist bumps only because I loved that
she is not allowed to touch his arm, and he She's like,

(15:32):
I don't know why he's concerned with me touching his arm.
He's the one that told me not to touch him.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Maybe he should be more concerned about where his toe is. Well,
it's just placing the blame on Sierra and if you're
going to place the blame on Sierra, then like this
is how she's going to treat you. Like you said
no touching, we are not gonna we are not going
to touch at all. Yeah. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
So Sierra Page and Amanda are throwing Snoozefest, which is
a bed party, which I think is genius marketing.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
And then the boys are gonna go out tonight. The
girls are gonna stay in and do arts and craft
for the party. Wes, though, is very excited because Emerald's
not here, and I was like, why are you so happy?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I was like, why, what is it? The ameral slander?
What is I to say it?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I'm gonna say this. Why do the white hand? Why
do the white men hate the non white man so much? Like, listen,
can you get laid and you're not?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
That's so true? Maybe he's like showing West up. We
said last week that like oh wow, these people said
jess ellis Yeah, I don't get what the guys are
pissed off. Like again, I understand Paige like being upset.
She was having a moment like that is frustrating in
her own vacuum, But like West really has nothing to
do with this. Even Kyle was like, Oh, why are

(16:51):
you happy?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Like Kyle had a moment of like, oh, yeah, we're
glad about that.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah, No, I'm whatever.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I hope the union has filmed today as we record
this the twenty fourth of April.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
I hope.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
There were some questions that was like why are all
y'all kind of mean to Emerald? Like what happened?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yes, And again a lot of it does sit on
production too, because I watched Watch What Happens Live and
I forget who the girl was that was with Paige.
She was saying that, like she doesn't like Emerald because
she's like, whoa, I feel like one of the girls
being like in and out of the house, Like I
don't know him, and I want to be like that's production,
that's production. The storytell him correctly, and like I need

(17:34):
production to realize, like you have to get invested in
every character at a certain level, and there's an art
to do it. Like a lot of shows fail to
do it, I know, like Survivor like has really struggled
with like like perfecting the storytelling of cast members, but
how can you do that to the only person of color?
And then like basically slutshame them as their storyline. Yeah,

(17:57):
literally the only man of color and it's great. Yeah,
like they're doing it to Lexi too, like they're making
her boring to us, but at least they're not. I
guess they're kind of making her crazy, But that's Jesse's
doing to be honest.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
At least we know her.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
And we can make an opinion. Well, I seem like
her family, like we've seen other sides of her. We've
gotten really nothing from Emerald except for a flashback of
him with his like cousins kids.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I think my biggest thing is, like the future of
Summer House does not like stand on the other four
men's shoulders because they are older. It's just like it's
just how it goes. Like the future could be Emerald
if you just gave him the story, like it could.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I think, give less than Jesse if they want to
stick around ten more years, like I think though.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Like page Page said something about it recently about like
possibly having like just leaving Summerhouse because she said, like
her story no longer coincides with what Summer House is. Like, Yeah,
she is boring because she just stays inside and like sleeps,
so like no one wants to watch that, like maybe
on a housewives, Like sure, I would love to see

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page grab lunch and like fight with women.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Like that, say they work in the city.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, but like I don't if I'm watching a show
about partying, like we need something. So then I think,
like Kyle and Carl.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Are really hit.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I mean, we're in our forties at this point, and
Wes and Jesse are older than us. They can't last
that well. I mean they could last a little longer
than me, but like they're struggling too. Like the future
was this I don't know, twenty something year old man
who loves to hook up. Yeah, and you were just like, now,
let's drop the ball on that one.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I think Emerald's older than you think he is, but
still he's living the life you said that you we
want him to live. How old do you think he is?
I couldn't find it on the internet whenever I twenty timeline.
I tried to timeline him. There's just really nothing out there,
which I bet is because he was undocumented for so
long that like, oh if he just I think he's
late twenties. I think he's late twenties. Like I agree,

(19:59):
I agree, but like I mean, West is thirty, He's
not like that much old younger than like West.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, but you can't put a twenty one year old
in this house, so.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Like Phone, but we need we need that mid twenty
girl and kind of later twenties.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
If you bring some maturity, if you bring an Emerald
and like let's say Lexi works out right, you could
then bring in some twenty five year old. Then you
can bring in some twenty three year old.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
So there's like this gap that we are bridging. But
you have said Austin Craul's sister needs to be somebody
who's like on it. But she was the age range
like two years ago, and I think they could still
build it out with like somebody like her. But I
do think you need if you refresh cast, you need
a bridge from a Bravo world somewhere. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
You know who we pissed off was the producer who
cut Emerald scenes and then we bitched about them.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
So I just brought there is a Bravo produce that
is like known out there for like tanking shows, and
apparently that producer worked on Southern Charm for the first
half of this past season and then got fired and
they were like, fuck, we're screwed because this guy's on it, damn.

(21:14):
So like maybe this producer picked up Summer House right
after he was fired from San Shorm. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Okay, so Page isn't here tonight. She is taking a
beat and she'll come up tomorrow. Kyle jokes at the
kitchen about Togate in front of Schwartz to like, you know,
bring Schwartz in on the drama. But everyone's kind of like,
oh no. So the boys go upstairs to show Schwartz
his room, which will was like Gabby's old room.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, he's an Immers room.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Oh is he? Is that what Emeralds room looks like?
Because we never see it. We all see you when
he covers it.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yes, he's an So I'm even more confused about the
lean of this house like Emeralds downstairs.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Right, we got a different angle from Emerald's room though before.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I don't I don't know, I don't know what's going
on in this house. Every week I'm more and more confused.
I'm so upset.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Anyway, so all the boys go into wherever Schwartz is
sleeping and tell Schwartz about togy and Jesse's like, look
it was the funniest joke. I just lay down on
this bed and Emerle was the one that was like,
suck his toe, and then she sucked my toe and
Schwartz like did he deep throwt it? And Jesse's like no, it.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Was literally just a joke.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
And Schwartz's king of jokes that hurt other people that
aren't actually funny honest. So he's like, why is anyone mad?
And if you don't know Tom Schwartz, he actually cheated
on his future wife multiple times and then would tell
her and be like, but why are you mad?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
It's literally just a joke. And one of those was
with his wife's friend, Sheina, Like Shina did nothing wrong,
Schwartz just like went and kissed her, like yeah, he yeah, she.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Could have been honest and Katie were beefing, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
But like Sheena in the kiss moment, Shena did finnishing wrong. Sure,
she didn't say anything, did it?

Speaker 4 (23:12):
What?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Like to even add to this moment where they're like
downplaying how serious it is is, Jesse wouldn't talk about
it in front of Lexi. He was like, no, let's
let's talk about it with the boys. He's only willing
to talk about things behind Jesse's or Lexi's backpack in
order to like control the narrative of what's getting to Lexi.
Like he'll be honest and he'll say all this stuff

(23:35):
without her, which I think he has a right to
process things without her, But he has an inconsistency with
what he's talking about, how he feels about it, what
he thinks about things.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Meredith, he was just being so funny, and she didn't
get the joke, so like he can't bring it up
around her because because getting your toes up that's like
a classic joke, like everyone, it's so fun She's just
like so crazy and so jealous.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
She just doesn't get it.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Literally, it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Everything's a joke until it's about you.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Bang my head into a wall. It's eight o four pm.
The boys go out on boys night. The girls are
having girls night. They're doing girl dinner. They order a
bunch of stuff and then eat it all, which is
the best. So at girl dinner, Jesse's or Alexi's like,
Jesse already texted me and they're like, literally he left

(24:30):
an hour ago, and Lexie's like, no, I know.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
He always just texts me, and.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Then she thought about that, like dude, this dude when
he called her in the car, remember, and he's like, yeah, hey,
what are you doing? I'll be home in five minutes,
and Wes the whole boy car was like the fuck
are you doing?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
It's wild because production has shown that Jesse is the
clingy one regarding communication at least hey constantly be in communication.
But I never really fully grasped all of it, like together,
that he is the klingy one.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I think it's because Lexi a long time was like, no,
I want him to like communicate with me, so.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
I like the doing this mutual.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
But I think like now that she's saying it, she's like, no,
he literally can't go a minute without times.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
It's that he's initiating it. I don't think she minds
like being in communication. And I don't think them being
in communication is the problem. It's that he is the
one initiating all of it. Yeah, but need to know.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
But even here she was kind of like, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
I think it's a lot in this day, like we
were just together and like later we hear like Wes
talking about some of this stuff later too, and it's
just like, oh, whoa, this is a person. Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
The girls are like, are y'all boyfriend girlfriend? Unlessie's like,
we're exclusive, but we're not official, which Amanda's like, isn't
that the Amanda's our age. She's like I do, and
then Gabby is like, no, they're different. I looked it
up on ticked, which.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Is the way I go.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I over all my I'm Sachi Millennia. I'm like, I
don't get it. I'll just go to TikTok.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I understand the conversation between two people being like, hey,
we're exclusive and not using like calling somebody your boyfriend yet.
But if I were to tell someone I was exclusive
with them, I would tell someone else like yeah, they're
basically my boyfriend. Yeah, I'm just not ready to use
the title maybe, but they've all.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
My thing is, I'd be like, we're exclusive, and then
once like I introduce you to my friends and family.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Like, then we're official.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Basically I agree, but they've already met, they're basically true.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
The thing is, it's like, to me, exclusive just means like, hey,
we're not sleeping with other people. We're still trying to
figure this out, but like we're not out and about around,
but you know.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
When it gets serious, it's like, hey, come to my
friend's birthday with me.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Six six weeks. Especially the version of life they're living
because they're living together and like they're filling all the
time together, I would expect to be boyfriend and girlfriend
at this time if any version of exclusive that they're under.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, Jesse always says to Lexi that there's no difference.
You're my girlfriend, but we're in this transition time, so
Lexi's like, I don't even know, and the girls are like,
what a fucking weirdo, Like they're starting to see like,
okay weirdo, especially like.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I think they're really clocking okay. He's saying different things
behind the scenes versus to us.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, yeah, because they're being told. Lexi's like so jealous
and he can't do anything else. But he's telling Lexi like,
you're basically my girlfriend. I'm obsessed with you.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
I can't he's sexting you that. He's basically like, oh,
had to make it exclusive, like it's just like easier. Yeah,
he did say that, you know, like he made it like, oh,
I just have to do this. But then scenes he's like,
oh my god. Yeah, we're boyfriend and girlfriend. It's like, whoa, what.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Do you think when he was like I had to
introduce her to my parents, do you think he just
initiated it? And she was like okay, I would love to,
and he's like she wants to.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
I think she mentioned that on watch What Hapans Live
or the after show where he's the one who brought
it up, and she was like okay, like yeah, that
sounds great. And then I think because of Togate, he
did say to her like, this feels a little weird
right now, like which I understand, like you're going through
something uncomfortable with your kind of significant other, Like what

(28:21):
a weird time to intro to your parents when you're
not in the best of terms. And that was the
only inclination of like, oh, he doesn't want me to go.
But it's like because of what the moment we're in
right now, not because I shouldn't be his parents crazy.
This this man is a walking bright red flag. Like
you know, I see them so differently this week, and

(28:41):
I'm brilliant Flexi, like I.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Have always shit Lexi. I'll have multiple apologies for you
in this episode.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Okay, so cut to boys night. Carl and Sierra had
a great drive to mom talk together, but there was
no otp H, which is over the pan's handies, which
I don't know why that would be a question.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Also, why do we need to make that what are
they called like anagrams or whatever? Like why if.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
You're gonna you're explaining it to Schwartz anyway, you're not
talking in code. And then also Wes is at this table,
why are we stop?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Actually I love that I slept Wes being uncomfortable the
thought of somebody else having here because Wes hasn't had
to think about that.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
You don't think it was uncomfortable because they said.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
O T pH oh. He was like, yo, I think
everybody's uncomfortable with having to like say that about I
think webs. I think West is uncomfortable because it's like, whoa,
that was my girl and he's never had a thing
about Sierra.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Moving on, Yeah, so sorry, I'm choking. I took a
really deep inhale and there was gotcha who So Jesse
tells the boys how Sierra kept touching his arm at
this cancer dinner thing and he told her no as
a joke.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
It was it was literally it wasn't it was.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
It was such a joke, and then today she swerved him,
and Wes kind of looks like annoyed that Jesse is
bringing this up because he's kind of like, dude, you
can't just Wes know Siara, Like, you can't tell Siara
to do something and then expect her to not do
that thing, like you kind.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Of get a mad Well. I also think, Okay, as
much as we don't like West and what he did
to Siara, I do think West is a decent person.
I think he really went wrong after shocks of the relationship,
but I do think in their relationship, I bet he
was a like a good guy.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm telling you I would fall for him. Yes, I'm
this girl. Yeah, And so like Wes is like, whoa
you what? Like that doesn't make sense, that doesn't add up.
Like I think even Wes is starting to have things
click and be.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Like I do too.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, that's notting exposed. Yeah, his best friendly closing.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Back you up on this stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Also, he's not gonna go against Sierra at this point
because he wants her friendship more than he needs.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Jesse absolutely not. Wes is like, Okay, clock into my
brain never joke with her about not touching me.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Wes is not going down at this reunion. He is
leaving Jesse out to dry. I.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I think Wes is gonna do his typical thing where
he's silent. He's gonna do what Schwartz has been doing
over on the valley and just disassociate where you don't
say anything because you don't want to like push her.
You don't want to also be shoving your friend down
under the water. But you're not gonna help them by
any means.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Sorry, man, you're out there on your own. You're on
your own, Bud, Good luck to you.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
So we're oh, so everyone's like, what was the joke though,
And Jesse's like, it's because I was too fluty with
Sierra when Lexi was gone. And then Kyle's the one
that's like, do you think Sierra maybe has an issue
with how you brought this up? Like you just kind

(32:02):
of said to her like, don't touch me Sierra, instead
of being like, hey, I understand we were flirty, Like
that probably wasn't right that I did it to Lexi,
so like like we shouldn't. I get this, this isn't
like that flirty, but it kind of is. And I
just want to be respect.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
We just we need Yeah, we need to be a
little bit more, a little bit less, we need to
be a little bit less.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Touched your chemistry. Our chemistry is off the charts. We
need to calm down.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, he made it all serious thing. I'm so happy.
I do also respect Kyle in a friend sense is
he does know like right from wrong and like where
things lie, and he will stick up for the greater
truth of it.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
And I will say, Amanda, he's not trained well in
his marriage, but Amanda has trained him well about her friends.
He will have her friend's.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Backs, that's true.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
He doesn't against as long as they're not going against him.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes, yes, but right a dog, that's so true. He
won't ever stick up and do the right thing for
his wife. He won't. He will always have his own back.
But in that middle ground he.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Is a decent front for not something going. But Jesse
is like, I don't know what to do because I
didn't do anything because it's just jokes, you guys.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
It's diabolical. It's like absolutely zero kind of across the
board this episode between Togate and this, I'm like, dude,
look at the goddamn mirror. Yo.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
So it's nine on nine PM at Boys' Night. They're like,
let's play a game. What's the weirdest niche porn category
you found yourself? And Jesse, which if this is what
boys do at dinner, I never need to hang out.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Well, I'm like, okay, this happens, but like, does this
need to make the edit like this audience is a women?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
It does because the joke. So Jesse's like, oh, I
watch massage porn, which isn't like that weird, but it
is me. I think that is niche.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
First, I like the prompt of like what are you
searching for?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
It's like when Stassy and Vandry Popperwolves was like I
look for lesbian porn and everyone's like, oh, like it's
not weird, but it is like niche that not everyone
would think, and it's like, let's talk about it. But
then carls.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I'm sorry kidding while you're while you're giggling by the way,
I don't know, hold on, I don't know, and you yeah,
he he likes he likes tam lines.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
But Alicia, did you notice that the episode is basically
named after this?

Speaker 2 (34:39):
No, what's a call?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
It was like blurred tamlines was the name of the
Summer House episode.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, that is such a weird category of porn.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I've never thought about that, and it now makes me
want to google it. He like, is it good stuff?
I kind of.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Wanted to google it, but I don't want to keep
getting it. But then all, so here's my so how
do I This is what I thought? I'm crashing out,
you know when you know when Carl at that dinner
was like, I haven't had sex with anyone since Lindsay,
and we joked that he was thought about that because

(35:19):
she was in a bikini getting tamlines and just that's
what I know. And I was like, Lindsay should get
a restraining order because he's thinking about Tamlin Alicia.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
This would maybe make me never want to be in
a swim suit around Carl.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Ever, No, literally, this somehow turned out to be the dirtiest,
like weirdest thing. Like I'd rather him say, like ass play,
it'd be less weird.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Because because what it does is it translates into real
life more than like the massage porn or like like Jesse.
It's like, okay, if he's massaging me, which would be
such a weird laird thing, like, yeah, that's when it
would come up for me. But yeah, now every time
somebody's in a swim suiter like tail lines, I.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Don't want to yuck anyone's yum. If you're into tan lines,
that is so much better than being like I'm into
the freakiest ship, Like I feel safe around I feel yeah,
that's great. I feel safe around someone who's into tan
lines because that's like wholesome.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, also like.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Weirdly creepy in a way.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Girl, I don't feel creeped out about yours his sex
life around tan lines. It's that when everybody else is
in a normal setting, non sexual about tan lines. Now
I'm just constantly thinking about it. It was the Lindsay
thing that like brought it around.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
For I was like wed for you, yo, because we
were we said, why was he thinking about this at
the beach? It's because of tamlines.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
So it also Carl just.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Like sometimes gives me an ick and it's some.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Time I'm you constantly get the egg from that man.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
He's a walking eg for me. So anyway, so it's
nine to nineteen pm where a girl's night, we're making
bows and dream Catchers, which is very cute, and I
love a girl's night, but I'm not artsy fartsy, so
this I would hate this.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Well, I guess it was like rude that were like
leaving the girls through all the work. And then when
I saw the work, I was like, no boys allowed,
Like you guys would screw this all up. But this
is a lot of work for like some bows. I'm tired.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I you haven't seen me even try to draw a
house on a piece of paper.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
There's no way I can make bows. The bows were
worth it, the dream Catchers not so much. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Anyway, So Sierra and Amanda and Lindsey talk about the
Jesse and Lexi thing and how it's really weird that
he like secretly tells her one thing and then publicly
tells the rest of the house another thing, and then
like Jesse will bring up these yellow flags about Lexi
to make it seemed like she's crazy, but Lexie's telling

(38:03):
us something totally different. And Amanda says she loves Jesse,
but she doesn't want to talk about Lexi behind her back.
And if it was Paige, Amanda would have told Paige
in a second. So like where does Amanda's loyalty lie.
And we've said this before. The house genuinely has like
Jesse's back because they've known him longer. But girl, the

(38:23):
girls are all of them are girls girls first, so
it's like what do we what do we do well?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
It's like it's not a perfect either or scenario of like,
oh wow, I'm such a girl's girl, so that I'm
gonna put every single scenario the girl first. That's not
what being a girl's girl is. It's just like in
the general sense, like believing women, like being honest with women.
But the thing is is like when you have a
friend who's a male, he deserves to have some loyalty

(38:52):
and like, yeah, I'll say keep conversations private private. There's
just a line you know, when it's being cross, it's inappropriate,
or the girl deserves to know certain things. And it's like,
where is that line in this situation because you are
also becoming friends with the girl herself because she's in
the sharehouse. If it was just them, like Jesse met

(39:12):
someone in the city, I don't think they really owe
that girl anything crazy. It's that they are friends with
Lexi and they are learning more information. I think a
lot of people on the internet have been all up
in arms over Sierra and Amanda and Paige and their
actions towards Lexi, But we have to think this has
been six weeks for them too. They are letting that
relationship breathe, Like, you got to give that time to

(39:35):
be whatever it needs to be without interference from all
these girls crushing you know, like Jesse's chance at a
girl just so that like because he's processing information and
like like talking with his girlfriends, why do they need
to turn around and tell that to Lexi, Like he
deserves that space to talk things out. But I think
they're clearly seeing that it is different and he is

(39:58):
playing Lexi in. That's when they need to intervene and
this is the exact right time to be having this
conversation with her. Agreed.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Okay, So it's one oh nine am, the boys are
out at the club and the girls are going to bed.
So at two twenty six am, the boys are home,
Jesse immediately goes to Lexi's room, lamb go drunk, eat
or something.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
And they're like, why do these men feel the need
to wake them up and like have attention from the
women when they're coming home drunk, like just go be
with your boys, your best stupid little food and when
you're ready to go to bed, go to bed, stop
like in and out with these ladies. So Wes is.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Like, we're going to get the drunk eating party started.
He makes mac and cheese, the boys air fries, some
pizza rolls and fries in the same bucket, and then
Kyle's like, I'm gonna start DJing, which I was like,
the bad idea, but then he turns on the speaker
in Amanda's room while she's sleeping.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
She's like, sorry, thought there was no need to use
a speaker, any speaker at this time of night. You
could have just played it on your phone and like
been fine.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
No, literally, this is a bigger offense than Emerald fucking
really lovely.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yes, this is the Yes.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
How did Page not wake up and get angry about this?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I would have been pissed. I love that Amanda like
facetimed Kyle and is like, sah, turn this the fuck off,
Like absolutely not, Kyle. Oh, so, Alicia, I know how
much you loved drunk eating in this little bit. I
love it. West posted on his TikTok. Basically all of
this from his point of view, and it was so fun.
And I need the Summerhouse to start giving us these

(41:39):
types of point of views because I get like the
show can't give us everything that we want, So the
Cats needs to do a better job of like supplementing
us with the things that are fine but don't need
to nestling necessarily make air.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, when I saw those pizza rolls, I was like,
you know, it was a good night. You know, you're
the bagel, Bite the bagel.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
He finds pizza rolls, chicken nuggets, mac and cheese like
they were pulling out every snap they were eating on
West Video and Alicia I was like, oh, yeah, get it.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You could throw chicken nuggets in the mac and cheet
That's crazy. Do we do it?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Anyway? So it's time for sleep.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Kyle goes to his bedroom, where he continues to bother Amanda.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
My God. They're like Hi, Then HI leave.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Schwartz either falls or falls off of his bed, but
the light is on, which I love when a light
stays on. So it's now Saturday, August seventeenth, eight twenty
five am. Schwartz is up and cleaning. He finds Lindsay
in the kitchen. They're matching in their red sweatshirts. Sierra
and Amanda have breakfast in Amanda's room. They talk about

(42:48):
how Pages is on her way down and they call
her where Page tells USh that she just needed a beat.
She was anxious to the point where she was like
medically worried about herself, so she just needed to calm down.
And then all of a sudden, Sierra and Amanda are like,
we have to build a trampoline, and.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I was like, a what, So, I mean we saw
how many boxes there were on that front porch when
they got there, like, this is the most intense work
for these buildings.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
So everyone's in the kitchen and they're like, boys, we
need you to build a trampoline. Which is again when
I said, aren't you said Luke's not on the show,
he would have had this second.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
He would have known from the minute he woke up,
and he would have been out there doing it alone
because he would have also known that these men are
trash and would not have been ash truly.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
So Jesse starts saying something to Sierra like oh, Sierra,
and then Sierra goes, Jesse, I already know you're not
gonna help so you could just chill, and Jesse is
like visibly sad or annoyed or confused or all three,
Like his faces was kind of like, oh, I.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Mean multiple times over this summer he has said he's
not gonna helps head up. So yeah, that's the and
I pissed off at you. Fuck you, yeah, bye, I
really don't want your help. No, we don't need it.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
We're gonna call Luke and it.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Will be fine, thank you.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
So Page is here, everyone's setting up snoozefest. Lexi and
Jesse talk and she's like, are you excited for the party,
and Jesse's like not really because here's being mad weird
towards me, and Alexi's like whatever. So she goes to
talk with Amanda and Gabby, and Amanda Gabby are like, hey, Lexie,
are you and Jesse okay? And Lexi's like, yeah, we're fine,

(44:34):
and Amanda's like I only asked because like him and
Sierr are weird. And then Amanda's like, by the way,
I gotta tell you something. Jesse brought up, like all
your yellow flags to us, and Lexi's like, half those
yellow flags aren't even true because a man which I
was like what, Yeah, so Lexi said, because one of
the yellow flags from Jesse was that Lexi saw that

(44:57):
Jesse had was like all from the way he said
it was already following all these hot girls on Instagram,
and then Lexi saw it and told him to like
basically unfollow these girls. And then when he did, she
made a comment about it. So she's like stalking his socials.
But Lexi says she actually got a bunch of dms
from girls that Jesse was following, and this was all

(45:19):
after they started exclusively seeing each other. He was like
following these other hot accounts.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Which is crazy because I can imagine Lexi being like,
oh my god, they're like laying in bed. I got
this DM, but that you keep following like all these girls.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Like what are you following these hot girls?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Yeah? And like whether she said in a joking man
or like damn, like this is what people are saying
about you, Fyi, And then he turns, no matter what
her version of it is, he turns to his friend
Wes and says, oh my god, she was stalking my socials. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
And then the other yellow flag that Lexi brought up,
or that Jesse had brought up to the house was
that Lexi was unhappy that Jesse was commenting on like
Amanda or Page or Sierras or Lindsay even all their
Instagram posts, like she didn't or she didn't want him
to hype up the other girls in the house, right,

(46:15):
But then Lexi says that's not true either, and Lexi's like,
I want him to hype you all up, like, but
I just wanted him to maybe do it in like
a more respectful way, like instead of saying like, you're
the hottest girl I've ever seen, I want to marry you,
maybe say like, damn, you're looking so good, like go off,
you know which the dad I understand the way Jess

(46:37):
said it, it was like, don't comment on this pregnant woman,
but maybe don't comment on Lindsay's photo now that you've
a girlfriend saying like I want to get you pregnant.
Maybe yeah, it'll be like you're glowing, you pregnant hottie.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yeah, it's about like the lens that you're giving the
compliment through shit, be respectful of your girlfriend or partner.
And we saw the conversation between Lexie and Jesse on
that one, and I remember like being like oh, he's
really like saying that to everybody else in a weird way,
or he's like it's it's the same way he's going
about it with Siero, where it's like, oh wow, like

(47:11):
you guys are you know, posting thirst traps and like
what am I supposed to do? I can't help myself
as if there's no other option. There are multiple options
between what you're doing and how like you know, not
doing it. You know, like Sierra can touch you friendly
and like you can have a banter while having boundaries.
You can comment on your friend's post while having some

(47:33):
boundaries and like respect. It's not an all or nothing thing. No,
it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
And this is where I apologize to Lexi because I
really thought she was just like not being a girl's girl.
But like I get it. I would also be weirded
out if like my friend's boyfriend commented and was like damn,
like you find as hell shoddy, I'd be like, what
the fuck?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Well, how do you as like his? And his when
he was single it was it was funnier. But he'll
be like I wish I was like you're husband, or
like yeah, I wish I was the one who like
was your baby. Yeah, it's like putting him a partner and.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
See dad part that'd be weird if like one of
my friend's boyfriends did that on my photo. Yeah, it'd
be weird for all parties involved.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I I I have always thought it's like slightly weird
on like when he was single even, but you know
the summer houses is pretty incessual and a little too
close that like all right, like they're just a different
vibe than I am. Yeah, when it was like.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
A Manda, I was like those who are siblings, so
it's like extra funny or like lindsay, I was like
he's not, but like, yeah, it is, like.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I'm sure Kyle is like this fucking weird. No, like
it is not. It's not unreasonable to ask a pivot
in the comments to just remove the like I want
to marry you, I want to impregnant you, I want
to be your person type of.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Com So Lexi tells Gabby and Amanda like Jessic can
do whatever he wants, just like do it in a
respectful manner. And Lexie also says, like why didn't Jesse
come to her about these things so they could have
had an adult conversation He instead just went around and
like shared his side of the story to the house
and never brought it up to her. But like a

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whole perspective was left out of this.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
He can't bring it up to her because then she
would clock him for lying, Like he is lying about
this stuff, so of course he can't bring it to her.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
I think it also shows, right, like if you really
like someone and you're like you are trying to process right.
Let's say Jesse was like processing it with Wes and
was like, she knows like that I'm following all these
hot girls. If Jesse actually liked Lexi, he would have
been like I did follow a lot of them, like
after I started dating her, so like maybe that's it,
Like I probably shouldn't have followed them, like giving some

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sort of like recognition to how Lexi was feeling.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
But instead it was literally like she's just crazy, bro,
that's what it is. I'm like, you don't like her.
You are you just want a vessel to basically have
sex with and like apprize of a pretty person on
your arm. You don't like her because you, like you said,
he would have considered her feelings. He wouldn't be like
calling her crazy to his friends for basic requests.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeah, honestly, I'm sad that the reunion questions were pulled
before this episode aired, because I think the right ones
will make it for the Jesse Lexi because there have
been people questioning this stuff, so I think there will
and even if not, producers will.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Be asking this these types of questions. Right they knew what.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Was coming anyway. Lexi feels really misunderstood by the house,
specifically because he Jesse has sold the whole house, and so.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
She just I would be embarrassed. You're like, wow, everybody
is being told this stuff like that sucks.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
So she says, it's a shitty situation from the guy
you're dating. But Lexie appreciates because Amanda like feels bad
that like she has brought this up. But Lexi's like, no,
I appreciate like the girls bringing this up to me,
like I would do the same. And Lexi says she
hasn't done anything, but like Jesse is out here getting
his toe sucked and flirting with another girl but then

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like love bombing her on the other end, And Amanda
thinks that Jesse is actually the one who's like really jealous,
and I just think he's fucking insecure, but he like.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Doesn't want to admit it, so don't. I don't think
he's jealous because there's nothing secure, there's nothing to be
like jealous. Uh, but yeah, I think he's super insecure
trying to like lock her down. I think he's trying
to make LEXI put be put in a small box,
like I'm the one who has fame on this show.
I'm the important one, like I'm you're you're the one
reaching up to me, not like I'm not reaching in

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this relationship, like be so fucking fur real, Jesse.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
No. Literally, it screams, I don't know how to like
I don't think I'm an actual good person, so I'm
just gonna make you.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Look like a worst person.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
It screams like I don't think I love myself, so
I'm gonna make you not love yourself either. Like it
screams manipulative, loser, insecure, like just terrible.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah, which, like, oh my god, boy, did he get
off Scott last summer because he didn't any relationship Like
it's no crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Literally, and I think we need to acknowledge Wes's biggest
like problem he had was speaking about this like his
Sierra relationship after the fact, when like everything was done
and died. But like at the reunion, I understand Sierra
being like we had something and you broke up with
me just because you didn't want to be put in

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a box with my boyfriend or but also get every
right to do that respect in a way because he
and I can't believe don't think we're like giving good
props to like problematic men because like.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
No, like this doesn't again, what Esse's doing doesn't again
anything West has done. But I think it was a perspective.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, at least we Wes was like I want to
go around and fuck girls. Jesse is just like I
want a girlfriend, but I have to be number one guy.
I have to be the number one in the relationship. Yeah,
like everyone's gonna be on my side. I'm sorry, but
setting it middling and like talking shit about the girl
you say you like and are pretty much girl from
boyfriend with to everybody else is a way worse thing

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to do than just like fucking up the media side
of this, because honestly, and like our normal people relationships,
there's no.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Media to talk to when you break up with someone.
So like I know that Wes is going to like
be okay because that's something you learn from, and he's
gonna be like, Okay, now I know how to handle
media when I have a public breakup, and he probably
I'm getting his come uppance this season. Like it's very funny, yeah,
les So, like, I don't have any worries about Wes
being in a relationship with someone the series about Jesse

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being in a relationship with someone like Nout, that is
such a red flag to me.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
If he was sitting here before Lexi being like I
was single because I didn't know how to commit. No,
you're single because you're terrifying. I pick the bear. I
pick the bear. And what's scary is imagine if this
wasn't all documented. No, literally, I picked the bear. He
is on these streets being a.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Danger to women, Yes, it is. He's scaring the guy.
The rest of this episode of Lesha, I'm like, who
the fuck are you? Because not only are you doing
all of this, then when you're confronted about it, you're
gaslighting her having no accountability. It is so gross. And
I swear to God, if those girls don't help Lexi

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at that reunion, or if Flexi doesn't come prepared enough,
and they like, I need them to help her, but
I think she's gonna come in guns blazing. After seeing
this episode.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Paige was on Latra Haavens Live this pass and I
had to watch it because, like she this was her
first I was so frum it. But Andy asked the
audience like, who side are you on, Jesse or Lexi,
and the audience overwhelmingly said Lexi. Paige had said she's split,
but I think Page is also kind of smart to know, like, oh,

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if the audience is seeing something like I'm maybe being
blinded by it like Stee, But I think she's.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Answering that as like how are you which side are
you on? Of your friends? Like I get being like,
I'm not picking a side here, like they're both my friends.
I'm not getting involved. But when they asked about Toegates,
she was like, that's one hundred percent wrong. I think
specific incidents she will talk about being right or wrong
with people, Well.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I think it depends how she's taking it, obviously, because
you could also take that as like who's right, who's
wrong kind of thing, which is how I took it.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
I agree that's how I took it, but I don't
think that's how she's taking it. I don't think we
don't know state.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I don't want to make that assumption because she could.
But I think she's gonna go into the reunion like, yo,
the audience fucking hates this guy, Like even if he
is our friend, he's shitty.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I think she's gonna I think Kyle and Paige sit
very particular, like in the fact that they want facts accurate,
Like they're not gonna let Jesse say something did or
didn't happen and they're gonna be like no, like that's
not what you say. Like I think they'll always speak
up for like the truth of things. And that's why
I think Page does her best work when supporting people,

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being like no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not going
to backtrack on this one. So I don't think she's
like picking aside being like Jesse, you're right or wrong,
but like, hey, Jesse, you're not saying the truth right now.
Like I really believe that both Kyle and Page will
hold him to that during that reunion. I hope so,
But I kind of have you think she's just gonna
stay silent.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
I think that they aren't as close with Lexi, which
is fine, but I think that's gonna the loyalty is
going to be there before the actual right and wrong
of it all.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
It's like what we said Wes will do or they
just kind of stay silent. They won't really support him
because they know he's wrong.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
I think Sierra will go I guess Lexi.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I think she'll go against Lexi when it comes to
Sierra's behavior in her friendship with Jesse. But I think
Sierra will be silent on like, let's say, like Toegain
in the conversations.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I think Sierra will have like Jesse's back a little
bit more than the rest.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Interesting. I think they would have been on the same
side if so, who Like they're not sitting on the
same Jesse and Sierra are not sitting on the same
side of the couch. So it gives me that she's
going to confront him too. And like how Bagian, you
don't know, there's something I don't know.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
There's something weird about this, like the girls and not
saying that they like they just have a better friendship
with Jesse and that's fine there, but there's something weird
about how like I don't think they necessarily like I
think that this was the first act of kindness where
like Amanda actually went to Lexi and was like, hey, like,

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I really don't think these girls, but I don't.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Think that they I don't think it really has much
to do with that they don't as much information on
their relationship as we think they do. The audience has
way more context conversations to compare against each other right
now that those girls only had Jesse's conversations and him
just like being worried about things and like having normal
cover stations where you're falling back and forth about how

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you're feeling in a relationship. And I don't think those
girls had any right to go take that to Lexi
until they're hearing he's saying the opposite, and so it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
You're not being consistent about this stuff. That's what I
need to take to this girl. Maybe he's saying different things,
but I don't think that they in the last five
weeks had anything really to say to her.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Maybe I mean, I'm just going off like the after
show too, like those three girls didn't seem to like.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
I agree about one hundred percent agree that they don't
really care or like her that much, but I don't
think there was anything really they needed to take to
her either, they knew well.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
My point is at the reunion, I think that they're
not going to have Lexi's back, and they will stand
with Jesse Moore.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
I just think they're going to be more silent.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I think they'll be like it was a joke, just
move on, Like I think it'll be like that. I
really do.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I hope it's not.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I hope it's not man setting myself up for I would.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Be very disappointed if they like diminish it and help him,
like explain it away.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Yeah I have I'm a little concerned. So here's opened.
But whatever. So it's two sixteen PM. Kyle has a
fertility test that he got in the mail. They're not
currently trying to have kids him and Amanda, but he
did get a red flag on some blood work, so
he's just getting checked and Schwartz is no help.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
He's like, dude, what if you find out you're infertile?
I mean, like what if you can't?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
And my god, but Kyle doesn't seem to like care.
And then they we talked about how Schwartz and Katie
were very close to like possibly wanting children. The thing
is then they got divorced, so it like was it
a thing anymore? And Kyle asked, like, do you think
it was kind of a red flag? They y'all like,
didn't you weren't trying for kids, you were just like

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thinking about it. And Schwartz says, like, maybe looking back,
like we were together thirteen years and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, that was a major red flag if you weren't
actively trying to have kids, but you said it was
in the plan, Like there's a difference between planning and
like actually engaging and working on things. Yeah, you gotta
do the work.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
So now Kyle's thinking because he and Amanda had discussed
in the past and Amanda had always said like she
does want kids, but now she's kind of like rethinking that,
and so Kyle's like, well, I really want kids, And
I would just like to say, do you notice how
this is the first time Kyle watts kids like in
the near future, And it's when Amanda announces her swimsuit line.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Or like has any hesitations on waiting to have kids,
like now that Amanda's like, oh, maybe not. Kyle's like, no,
we got to do it now, I gotta get tested.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I know, I'm forty something years old and I've been
pushing this off on you since.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Like I'm ten years but this is also reminding me
of what's going on right now, is like the US
government is trying to get people to have more kids,
but they're making no environment for it to be easy
for people to have kids or like raised kids, let
alone not just have kids, but truly raise kids. So, Kyle,
what are you doing to make it okay for Amanda
to want to have a baby and raise a family.

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You don't want to move to New Jersey like she wanted? Like, yeah,
what are you doing to make a conducive environment? Probably nothing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
So Kyle's like, okay, by I gotta go rub one out,
and Schwarts is like you should try tan Lines and
I was like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
The way he goes he goes to that hall bathroom,
not even his own bathroom to do the deposit is
crazy to me. And don't leave the mic on? Why
do people keep leaving their mics on for those that
was crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Okay? So Lexi and Jesse are like, So Lexi's like
in HEBD and Jesse comes in and Jesse's like, Hey,
what's wrong because he knows something's wrong because Lexie's just
being a little quiet and she's like, I don't really
want to talk about it. Then Jesse immediately is like,
did I do something? And Lexie's like, I just don't
want to talk about it. Honestly, Lexi could have just
been like having a bad day. She really didn't say anything.

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She was just like I don't want to Maybe she
just needed quiet time, some scrolling time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Jesse immediately is like, oh, she's mad at me again. Oh,
because he's insecure and like rightfully so he's reading into this,
but he's like, yeah, not a supportive partner to like
make it easy for her to talk to him.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
So Jesse tells Wes that he did something wrong with Lexi.
Oh what a pain, but whatever, let's go to the party.
So after eight years, we have Snooze Best and they're
setting it up and I got this big bed and
then they're testing out this giant bed and that's when
Wes gets on the bed with Amanda Page and he's like, hey,

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do you guys know why Jesse is in trouble? And
Amanda's like, it's because of me. I did that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
She was like, oh, Yep, that's me. I know exactly why.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
She basically tells Wes what we learned, where like there's
actually two sides to this story and Jesse's actually kind
of a psycho. She doesn't say that, but like he's
kind of a psycho, and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
This is what the pole.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
So Page is now hearing this, and she's like damn, see,
like I.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Doesn't know the difference yet. This is not the first
time Page is here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Here, right, And so they're like, well, that's when Page
says like Jesse's clearly insecure and a man is like
Jesse's clearly also like weirdly jealous. And then Wes is like,
oh my god, you guys, he always fucking calls her
when we're like five minutes from the house.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
This conversation is like putting all the pieces together that
they're like, oh, damn, he's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
It's it for Wes because Wes saw he saw Jesse
like love bomb but didn't like think it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
But I think all are giving Jesse the benefit of
the doubt to be like, oh, she's doing the same
level like they're doing it. They're on the same page here,
So the find out Lexi's like, no, I don't want
it like this. I'm exhausted. This man is killing me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Wes is like, who the fuck did I make my
best friend? And he's gonna make a seventeen part TikTok
series about it, because that's all it needs to be
because they've only known each other a year.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
I'm gonna be like Wes is giggling inside, being like
that guy's got some life, a lot of shit coming
to it, like issues. I need to get out of
the blast zone. I don't want to have nia.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Sierra said bye to me. I gotta go. So it's
four oh eight pm. We're getting ready for Snoozefest. They
all have like snooze related costumes like Kyles of Sloth
and the girls are a bedspread and Gabby's a lamb
and Lindsay's a teddy bear like to snoozes. Lindsay though,

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she loves this theme because she can sit and nap anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
She's tired.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
She's six months at this point, how she's standing. So
it's six oh nine pm. Jesse finds Lindsay and he's like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
I don't know what I did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
I did more bad stuff and Lindsay's like, I don't care.
I gotta sit and then Lexi comes over to show
off her outfit and Jesse is like, hey, why are
you mad at me? Or he goes are you mad
at me? And she's like, yeah, should we go talk
about it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I'm glad she processed it in the next time. She
was honest because I don't think she needed to say
anything that first time because she had just heard it.
But I don't want her to also be like avoidant about.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
And also he's like always there, so she didn't even
have time to process because he immediately found her in
her room. She went, she excused herself to her room,
and he fucking just found her, like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Nuts? He has nuts?

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Has he stopped calling one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Night in her in his own bed except for that
weekend that she was away. No, literally, leave me alone.
That's stop calling me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Stop literally stop calling me. Get out of my room,
get out of my bed. I'm just scrolling and you're
here touching me immediately asking me what's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
And when I say I don't want to talk about it,
you keep digging, like get a jug off me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
If nothing was wrong before, it's wrong, now leave me alone. Anyway, So,
and also they're always touch it would drive me nuts,
Lexi or Jesse actually like my nightmare boyfriend. He's up
there with Carl, like why do you always have to have.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
A hand on me? Yes, And idn't you know what?
This is my fault? Here's another apology I owe Lexi.
I know I personally am I thought she was the
one driving all of this and I was like, you,
you're nuts, Like this is crazy. But I think she
is more touchy feeling than me. I think she spends
more time with her family than me. But like I,
I really, you know, fell into the typical thing of

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the girl's crazy and she's not. She wants a normal
amount of touch. She doesn't want to be connected at
all times.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Her family's still fucking weird. Don't get me wrong on
that one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
But a thousand percent. But I can't help that anymore.
Like she wasn't dotinated into that chaos.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
But if you see me on the bed by myself,
you could stop at the door and just go everything good.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
You don't have to bend down and get on top
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
There.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
It's hot, we're in summer. Go away, that's the thing.
They were all so hot outside. This probly wants five
minutes of alone time to sit air conditioning and scroll like,
let her live. Well you doing here, slider man go,
it's a bay, it's a bedbug day. Let her be literally.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
So they go talk about it in the bed, the
big bed together, and Lexis tells him it sounds like
Jesse has been talking shit behind her back, and Jesse's like,
I can't control what my.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Idiot friends say. Why crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
First of all, Amanda's just out here catching strays, like
first of all, the wigh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
This mean will take no accountability for his part in
any of this. He's like, it's all of my friend's fault.
They're just talking shit. I'm sorry. You do have control
over what your friends like, think and talk about, because
you're giving them the direct information.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Well, Lexie says, okay, you can't control your friends, but
you can control your actions. Yeah, that make your friends talk.
And Jesse's like, but my actions were all jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Don't take him seriously. He truly thinks he did nothing wrong.
I think he thinks that these people are fastening at
him and like, Lexi's just crazy and it's all of
them and nothing to do with him. And the last
time I saw somebody like this, it was Jack's Taylor
and this fucking concerns me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
No, literally, he's crazy anyway. Jesse then says everything.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
In the relationship is just happening so fast right now, and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
Lexi's like, then let's slow it down, and he doesn't
acknowledge that comment. Instead, he's just like, ah, this is
crazy that my friends are talking shit about me, talking
shit about you and Lexie. Lexie looks at him. She
four twenty seven and what I thought was insecure and dizzie,
she's actually like very together because she handled this really well.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Oh. She does not buy into all of his like
insecure things to try and get her to react. She
is so calm. I was so impressed. Here's a there's
another apology I need to give her because she early
I understand so truly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
She did not even stutter when she looked him dead
in the face and said have I done anything to
make you feel bad? And Jesse thinks about and he's like,
I don't think and she goes, he thinks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
About that for so long to try to find something.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
She lets him too. She lets him and then when
he's like, I don't I can't think of anything, she goes,
the answer is no, and no one's talking about my behavior,
and I went, got it, eat him up?

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
So Jesse.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Is like, or Jesse gives Lexi feel Oh, Jesse is
making Lexi feel like insecure in this whatever it is.
So now at seven twenty six pm they're still talking.
Jesse now just seems pissed. He's like, no, I'm gonna
resent my friends because.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Of you, which is so crazy to be like, Wow,
my friends really are the problem. And now I'm mad
at my friends.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
And Lexige goes, it's your actions, and Jesse's like, oh,
should I just be a robot and not talk to
my friends? And Lexie will do this I know when
he did, literally, and then Lexi's like, don't be annoying,
which I love. She's like, don't be annoying. It's your action.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
I need everybody to start reacting to comments like that
and being like, well, I guess I can't do x
Y's I can't like I have to be a dead body.
Now it's like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that
you don't have control over everything in your own eye. Yeah,
to like have a middle ground here. I didn't realize
they're either everything on or everything off. My bad truth.
You're not the person for me, then be dead then yeah,

(01:10:32):
be that robot. Bye? Please be a robot if you can't. Yeah,
if those are the two options, yeah, be a robot dead. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
So Lexi says, she's just asking him to not make
her look stupid and not talk shit behind the bar.
Jesse says the thing. I almost threw my phone. He says,
I quote, I thought we had a great thing going
and we were going to leave this weekend boyfriend and

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girlfriend to manipulate this woman manipulative to be She is
literally sitting here being like you are talking badly about
me and you're a throwing a fit. But b then
you go because you're mad. Now we can't be boyfriend girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
It's the same thing he did with Toegate and his parents, like, oh,
because you're mad at me, Like you shouldn't meet my parents.
I bet that's exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I almost dove through my phone and was like, I'm
gonna punch you so hard you're gonna end up bagging
your parents in Chicago. I'm so mad. And then Lexi
just looks at him and is like, I just want
to trust the person i'm with, Like I'm not gonna
beg you for a relationship. I went, holy shit, because Jesse.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Tried to be manipulative.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
He tried to be like we could be boyfriend girlfriend dangle,
dangle over your nose, and she goes, I'm not gonna
beg you for that. I don't even trust.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
I loved it because like it's showing me where she
like is at in their relationship, Like she doesn't want
to be boyfriend girlfriends, so you like holding this over
her head. She's like, babe, didn't even want it, so
I do, and that stop that. So then.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
We cut to Carl and Sierra. They talk.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Carl I was like, don't interrupt to my show. I
want to see Lexi clocking. I don't want to go
to these two.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Carl is so weird. He's like, any guys here for you? You
got your eyes on any fellas.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Carl is so awkward. I like feel so bad for
him because there's nothing to replace like drugs and alcohol
to take the like, so like, truly soda doesn't do
it for me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
And then Sierra's like, you know, like not really, and
then she tells she's basically like I'd rather just hang
out with my friends anyway, and then Carl tells us.
He goes, I've been with a few girls this summer,
but they're not Sierra.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
And I went I was like, no, no, don't dude,
don't you know, don't he bring this to men. These
are inside thoughts you don't need to share with that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Wait, what's that meme where they're hey, stop it, get
some help?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Just hey stop it? Like it is to me. I
don't You can have those thoughts, you can try to
pursue them. Please don't give me a confessional about it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Get some help. So then we cut to Page and
Lindsay talking. Lindsay asked if Page is okay, which you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Can tell immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Page doesn't really want to talk about it because she's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Like, I'm fine, how are you? I was just anxious,
how are you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
And Lindsay's like, I'm having a baby in three months,
to my fear. And then they see Lexi and Jesse
talking and they're like, conversation over because now we're gonna gossip.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
I and then love when you clock a moment like
this and you're like, no, this is our whole conversation. Sorry,
you're anxious.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Hold that thought because there's there's a fight, So we
cut back to Jesse and Lexie and Jesse is like, oh,
I hate that this is happening because there's a party happening,
so we should go party again.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
So manipulative, He's like, Wow, I really could be having
fun at this party if you really just mad at me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
You've made me hate my friends and now you've ruined
the party. What will you do next?

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Then Gabby joins Paige and Lindsay and they're like, did
you see Lexi and Jesse fighting? So then they see
Lexi leaveing they're like, Lexi come here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Love that to get way to get the girl, we
need all the gossip.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
And then Jesse goes inside where Wes finds him, and
Wes is just like everything's being taken out of context.
The girls are storing shit up. They're not my real
friends anymore. Wes was like, I don't know, man, Like Wes,
you could tell us, like I don't really know what
to see say.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
The way he's interacting with him in this conversation, I
think tells me how he's going to be at the readion.
We know Wes hates confrontation. He's never gonna stick up
for Jesse, but like Wes's eyes tell me everything.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Wes was always like, well, Wes wasn't looking at Jesse like, ah, man, dude,
I feel for you. He was looking at Jesse like
you might.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Want to just shut the fuck up. You're delusional, Like
I know, I'm concerned about you because like, how are
you believing your own words right now?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
So it's a twenty five PM. Jesse is such a loser.
He is like I changed my behavior from three weeks ago,
like how how am I still getting in trouble? And
then he's questioning the foundation of the relationship of him
and Lexi, and Wes goes, what foundation? It's been a month?

(01:15:38):
Like Wes was even like I'm done with your bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Yeah, I've only just got here aligning about the foundation.
Jesse's over there or Lexi's over there talking about like, oh,
I'm really worried about us building a foundation, and Jesse's
like all of our foundation's gone. In his foundation, you
were rumbling, you were building it like you you weren't
building a house, like you ready for that? What are
you talking about now?

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
I love Wes being like what foundation? Like it was
literally him like next week I'll ask them, there is
nothing like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Oh shit, these girls are right, like god, he sees everything.
We gotta get him out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
He's freaking us out. So Lexi tells the girls she
she says, She's like, I'm so happy that I was
told all these things because like, Jesse didn't tell me anything.
And Paige is like, if this situation was reversed, Jesse
would cause mass Chaosity's house. And then Lexi's like, oh

(01:16:40):
my god, that reminds me last weekend I got in
trouble because drunk Wes fell on me or whatever, and
all the girls are like that is certifiably crazy. And
then Page asked, Lexi is like do you like him?
And Jesse's or Lexi's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Like, yeah, I like him.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
She didn't pause, though, she was like, you know, I
don't like him for this much trouble, Like, well, she
likes him, but it's like I've known him for a
month like him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
Well, Page says, like it's a lot of tension for
like a month of knowing someone. And then Lexi brings
up that like Jesse keeps saying I've changed so much
for you, and the girls are like no, no, no, no,
no run that rhyme choose the bear.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Because again it puts the blieme on her. It's like, oh,
I had to choose for Are I to change for you?
Like I did this for you? Care?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
What did I say last week where I was like,
I don't run, but I'm runner track star. If this
man's saying, yes, I'm out the door, never to be
heard from again in one day, I'm running to Florida
at this point, like especially.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
This day, like she has been cut off from the conversation,
like Lexi's been cut off with the conversations from everybody else.
And I mean everybody else just hasn't tuned into the
Lexi stuff, which like fine for whatever reason. But now
that they're like all talking together, I think it's like,
oh shit, like I don't this isn't what I want. No, no,
oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
The way all the girls erupted and we're like, no,
get out.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
I can't wait for tomorrow, I said this group, like,
I can't wait. I've never wanted a Sunday more in
my life. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
Okay, and that's the end of the episode. So next
time on Summer House, Carl's gonna tell Sierra that he
likes her. No, whoa, and Sierra's face tells me it
doesn't go well. Jesse and Lexi get into it at
the kitchen Island. Kyle wants kids and Amanda is reconsidering it. Oh,

(01:18:43):
so we gotta do our fun not fun, Meredith. I
know you always go first and you're gonna pick up fun.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Who's you're not fun? It's Jesse. I mean, I'm pretty
sure when you look at the records of this season,
Jesse is my number one.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Not it's just because you go first, because I you
can't go first.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
You're the I'm the one that asks you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
That's the politeness I know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
But you do this every time you do them. Also too,
with our small celebrations, you're like, wow, you never know that.
You don't even ask me. You just I do like
one every fourth time, and then I have to sit
here because I follow you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
It's my bit, And if you considered me, you'd be like,
I'm gonna give Alicia Jesse this route.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
You can pick him too. Sometimes I do ask you
if I'm really passionate about something else.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
No, no, no, I'll pick I Actually don't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Know who else. I think Jesse's a worthy double pick
by the way, I think, yeah, I'm sorry who else
saked this episode? Everybody else was fun?

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
It's Jesse times too. There's I can't give it to
anyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Like the only other person would be like Kyle for
turning the speaker on and it's like, that's not.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
I but that was hilarious. You always watch on eating
so like, I support it. I can never Okay, who's
your five?

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
I gotta go Seierra. She I feel like is do
the most. She's she's so boundaries with Jesse Gianna few
to his face and she was really the driver of
this party. And I loved this party like she did
so good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
I agreed, I'm gonna give it to Lexi. She really
impressed me by clocking the fuck out of Jesse. And
you know how I always say like, oh, just because
they have a good episode, does it make them fun?

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
This was fun to watch. I was having Oh this
was the olympus of Bravo for me. I'm like eating
my power.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
When she looked at him and was like, what did
she say?

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
She was like, you can control your actions, you can
control your behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I mean, like, have I ever done anything? Oh way,
did you feel bad? No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
She really clack, like clacked the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Okay, the producing was very misogynistic across the season about her,
but I will say it did tell a good story
because like her rising up and being like rock Nod
from the ashes.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Okay, we have a few thoughts from our patrons.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
So, Megan d says, Jesse and West driving together without
Lexi was honestly kind of nice. Lexi is right. He
should change his behavior if she wants, if she is
who he wants to be with.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Agree.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
And it shouldn't be like I.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Did this for you. It should be like I wanted
to do this so I'm good enough. Well, it's like
I want our relationship, I want to respect you, not
I want to do this so I can have you.
It's not a transaction.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Tom Schwartz is the Cynthia Bailey just popping up on
different shows.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
I said on our Instagram. I was like, Tom Schwartz is,
where's Waldo?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
He's in speaking everywhere Amanda announcing her swim line. I
love it, just it's out of the price range of
what I spent in my swimsuits.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
How much is it? Meredith? Can you guys a price?

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Can you look up a I'll look up the rice.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
Yeah, man, I don't I don't know. I just remember
when because it was at this point in the summer.
It was just announced that she was doing it. There
was nothing done, and hearing the spring is when it
launched and people saw price.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
It looks like you could get a top for eighty
four dollars and then you could get a bottom for
seventy six, so you could get one whole bathing suit
for one sixty before tex that is also out of
my price range.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Agreed, like I could learn to sew and make my
own at that rate.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
I bet Craig's losing a lot of business. Whould call
him to sew it together for you. So Schwartz pulling
up taking in the fresh air, love it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Gabby is here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Forgot she was on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
That's why she's at the end of the reunion seating Sierra.
He needs to be worried about him and wear his
toes bit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
I know she clocked him.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Yeah, Snoozefest was honestly no emeral and the one time
the boys go out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
I know. I'm so it's so true.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Love when they do Boys and Girls Nights. Sorry, I'm
just skimming. Oh I'm sorry, maybe I'm old, But how
are you exclusive and not boyfriend and girlfriend? No? Look
it up on TikTok, Megan, I don't know. I too
will have to go looking up on TikTok after this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
I only undergand it in like your own personal Like
how you feel about saying boyfriend girlfriend? Like I feel
like saying boyfriend girlfriend is so stupid, like calling them that,
but exclusive is boyfriend girlfriend. It's just I don't want
to say that you're my boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
It is kind of juvenile now to be like, this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Is my boyfriend. Yeah, but they're the same thing. We're together.
There's a two week buffer. I feel like when you
become exclusive and then like when you're like okay, it
feels like we're boyfriend girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
As I get older, the more I like like just
being like that's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
My man, that's my guy. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
I'm in for a partnerio. I love that keep me guessing,
you don't know. So Megan goes on and says Sierra
and her boundaries.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
I love how.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
She stands by it. Also, Kyle coming in with a
good perspective. How Jesse delivered the message to Sierra affected
her reaction. I know, yeah, I'm sorry, tan Line porn,
I was rooting for you. You make it so hard,
no pun intended.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Oh terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Amanda being the one to step up and tell Lexi
to her face what Jesse is saying behind her back.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Good snaps on Amanda starting to believe Lexi's not the problem.
Kyle testing his sperm is so smart. I'm glad he
talks about it. Let's normalize these conversations, agreed, Because if
you watch Handmaid's Tail, all the men are infertile.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Crazy, that's so true.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
Which we're basically living it out now, so all the
men are literally infertile right now in real life. Okay.
Megan goes on and says Snoozefest is a dream I
want to do at the outfit Sierra, Amanda and Page
head on where adorable. Also, Gabby the sheep was great,
Lexi calling.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
That man outfits Amanda, Page and Sero were custom. I assumed,
I mean the top was a sleep mask. I would
assume the designer like exists and I think makes some stuff,
but like made them custom. I think the sleep mask
thing was the custom.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Yeah, okay, fair Carl La Sierra alone romantically. Literally, Jesse,
I swear, have you never been in a relationship. You
can't do this kind of stuff in the relationship and
expect a girl to be okay. And next week looks
really good. Next week looks like I'm gonna be so
equally intrigued and uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
I'm curious if the house will really get involved. I
think that will give us a good telltale sign up
maybe how they're going to react to how the reunion
will go.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah, and then Amy says is been needing to join
you on Patreon for a while. Now, Welcome Amy, Hi, Welcome, Welcome,
so happy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
To be here.

Speaker 2 (01:26:07):
Anyway, Amy says Jesse is so manipulative and telling Lessie
that he thought they would leave this weekend boyfriend and girlfriend. No, literally, Amy,
I'm fired up about.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
It, and he's gonna do it again next episode. We
saw that next time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
On Fired Up Anyway, Amy says like he's a prized
to be one if she can just tow the line
punintended and let him run with the narrative. She's trying
to be clear with what she wants and needs. They've
skipped all the fun parts of meeting someone you're interested in.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Because of Jesse.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Jesse's immediately like, let's get married so we could sleep together.
Calm crazy, You don't have to get laid that badly,
Like calm that thing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Like why is it so bad if a woman wants
to wait and like get to know you and actually
build that foundation. Jesse's so upset that they don't have anymore,
Like no, why why do you need to get your
dick wet so much that you need to like lock
down a girl and then complain about her so much.
You didn't have to do this. You didn't have to
do this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
It's honestly crazy anyway. So that's our episode. We made
it to the end. It was I'm so fired up.
I swear to that if I see Jesse on the
New York I'm a well deserved well deserved anyway, do
all the things I mentioned at the beginning of the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Thanks for joining. Bye,

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