Summer House Season 9: Episode 6

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So first, let's dig it off. Oh no, no, no, true,
you'll never guess, so sidebar. Yes. And also I feel
like I shouldn't have to remember everything I know. Actually
I have to talk about this. Three two one, Hi everyone. Hey,
I'm Alicia and I'm Meredith. And this is also Podcasts

(00:23):
Summer House Edition, Season nine, episode six. We have another
incomplete weekend that we're dragging out this sum.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Another stupid little cliffhanger in a conversation we didn't get.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That we could have gotten, because what the fuck was
this episode about? Great, well, before we get into the
actual episode, that really wasn't that important. Check us out
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would read your reviews if you left them good bad, ugly.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's been like eight months since we got one, so please.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Either people are neutral on us or they're not listening,
both of which sucks. At least have an opinion. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Wait, we literally had the best review, which was like
mean to us about being mean, and it was two
of stars.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
So it wasn't even one. Okay, cool, but yeah, all
the description or all the links are in a description,
so get involved with us. Also, just so everyone's aware,
I post every week in the Patreon for our five
dollars a month patrons and ask for their opinions. And
we do have some opinions from last week to get

(01:46):
at the top of the show. In case you're wondering
my merit. It's a little salty if you're watching this
video on Patreon because.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
We I'm no longer salty. I'm no longer salty because
I feel justified. They don't even like you either.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
No, but I have some. Meredith for three weeks automated
the posts and no one commented. But I've gotten four
comments this season already.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Wait, that first post doesn't count well, But out of
two posts that you've posted after I fit like removed
our automation, you've gotten two comments.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
You're two for two. I mean, I'm not a big mathematician,
but you have zero.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
So I know that's what I'm saying. Ridiculous, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So from last episode, Megan d said page reading Kyle
was epic, Lindy's Lindsay's gender reveal was cute. Danielle was
only gone for a week. I don't know why she
acts like it's midway technically two weeks because they skipped
a whole last week. Did y'all know that? I'm still mad.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's not like it's been like ages since we've seen Danielle.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, but she's she's a guest just like daniel fucking alone,
she says, as it is, why do we need to
give her more sucky things? Lexi and Jesse are and
then like cringe face, Wes not having twenty five thousand
is hilarious. I don't know why, but the delivery was good.
That's because Wes is funny and he probably does have
twenty five k. Well, he was unemployed most of last summer,

(03:18):
so maybe he doesn't remember. Was trying to get Sierra
to walk.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Their pay is linked to what Carl Lindsay made their
season one, so I mean with inflation.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Not inflating, there's no inflation.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
They really haven't grown that first year's salary to continue.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Megan says, Sierra is a babe page made up too
fast with Kyle in my opinion, and Emerald has game. Yeah,
Emeralds getting laid all the time. Overall, a good episode.
I posted this after y'all posted the recap. Oh that's okay,
but she was taking her Praticis exam, which is a

(04:00):
teaching exam. Congrats, Megan. I hope you did well on
your exam.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, and I hope we can keep you busy while
you were studying.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
So to just zone out on studying and listen to this. Oh,
don't worry about being a teacher. You could just be
a podcaster. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
We're the perfect break, you know, like you need a
break in the giggle and to try over our stupidity
for here.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay. Tonette said, umm oh, she tried leaving thoughts but
they got deleted and she doesn't know why. Ha ha.
So I have another comment that would have been commented.
Thank you, Tonette. Anyway, Tonette said, I'm up and down
with Page. I think she's overrated, but I still love
and root for her. No one should be held to
such high regard except Jesus Christ. That's fine. I don't

(04:49):
know why that was funny. I didn't expect it. It
got me. Yeah. I do think Page is seen as
kind of like a quote got in a sense on
this show. Yeah. I think she's just like very. She
either has her cult following like you your lover or
you hate her, you know, and the beadle that lover
her lover.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I agree with Tonette though, that she's getting a lot
of like heat for stuff she shouldn't like. There is
the not cult following is also attacking her for crazy
reasons where it's like, all right, yeah, have to love her,
but like that's that's wild, Like there are a lot
of Southern charm people I think who came over to
summerhouse in are I'm just gonna say it, misogynistic and
like hate her just because she broke up with Craig

(05:33):
And it's like, all right, what of what is going
on here?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Someone put a video out this week that was like, oh,
I find it interesting that now that the public opinion
on Page has changed, all these people who are really
misogynistic towards Page are like trying to get on her
good side. And I was like, when did it? When
was it bad?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't know, because we've always been like fans of them.
It was Josh the like NYC or whatever, like.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
The Ronnie guy. He said that. I was like me,
and I guess I never saw those videos. I was
on the good side of tiktat. I guess I've always
been a fan of hers same and then Tonette said, also,
I feel like show is missing the juiciness that we
used to have seasons ago. Everyone knows the glow up,
and I feel like they're holding back, not so much

(06:24):
Jesse and Lindsay and Carl and Kyle, but definitely everyone else.
It's like they're just there to be there, not giving anything. Yeah,
I think a lot of people aren't, like you said,
giving us much on the show.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know, well, I mean they don't have all
the time to give the right amount or like what
they deem the right amount where they can still have
like a quote unquote storyline. But they're not just like
living their life and putting it all out there anymore.
They're like a little bit more manufactured. Or they just
don't really want to be there. Paige and Sierra said
that at one point, like I just don't want to

(06:57):
be here, and it's like, shut up, this is your
I don't want to be at my job either, but
I show up.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I show up and I have to put a fucking
smile on my face and I have to participate in everything.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
So her style, I don't have to because I'm not
on camera. But these people come on, get up, go
out to the bar, let's go.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah. So I don't know. I yeah, I feel like
they've figured out how to do the minimum, like enough
to get rehired. And I think the thing that really
keeps them coming, like keeps them being invited back is
their social following. Yeah, the cult. Like they're not not
going to get rid of Page anytime soon because of
her cult following.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
That Like you can tell where there's like a different
switch because they bring other things to like the table maybe,
But I mean at the end of the day, we
all just want to watch a good TV show exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Okay. Well, previously on Summer House, Jesse was talking boobs
with the House and Lexi was not happy because she's
a jealous person. Giggly Squad is going on tour, and
Craig feels like he's in a submissive relationship when his
relationship should be a priority. Carl hasn't had sex in

(08:06):
a year since Lindsey Kyle Rage texted about Craig took Page,
which caused drama between Page and Kyle. Kyle thinks Craig's
a liar and now Craig and Kyle need to talk. Wait,
these things are so down bad. So I hate to
hate when Craig comes because Craig, Kyle, and Carl, those

(08:27):
three names are all the hard. They're like, I hate it. Okay, yeah,
that's a lot. So we open up NYC Friday, July
twenty six, one h nine pm. Jesse picks up Wes,
and then they get Emerald and Carl and then Craig. Craig. Yeah, god,
I don't know these names. Craig picks and Page pick

(08:50):
up Gabby, and Craig's like, hey, Gabby, I got you
drinks and snacks, and Paige's like, I got the drinks.
I mean that is so Craig, Hey, I got these
for you. I got this for you. I'm a gentleman,
a liar if you will no, I'm just kidding. I
don't care.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Hey, he definitely is not a truther. We only deal
with in this household.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Added to the montage of Craig lying. So it was
a man who's birthday and on Wednesday we're going to do
a surprise party for her. But we got to update
Gabby on what she missed because she was in here
last weekend. So Kyle yelled at Page about Craig and
then Kyle went on watched What Heapens Live and said
that Craig's a liar, which Craig says he's actually not

(09:33):
a liar. I was like, oh my, I'll add it
to the lies.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm sorry, But if anybody is so adamant that they
are not a liar and have never lied, I'm like,
you're lying right now. Everybody on this earth lies.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I feel like every liar. If someone was like, you're
a liar to me, I'd be like probably yes, probably, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
The day that ends in why I Lie?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Come on. So Craig says that like his deal with
Sprits shouldn't affect Kyle at all, Like even the Jenner
sisters have competing alcohol contracts, and I was like, wait,
what where's Kylie at Does she do alcohol?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
She she has like a a Seltzer now okay, okay,
but like Kendall does tequila. Yeah, it's not in like
direct competition with each other. But actually I was like,
wait a minute, that's a good point. Like so many
people have competing brands or competing things like Kylie had

(10:35):
makeup and Kim had makeup. Why can't people just be
in whatever space they want to be in Like it's
not that big of a deal, Like the world does
not revolve around Kyle.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I don't know. I hate both these men. I don't
care what happens to their alcoholic companies. So back to
the boys car. They're barking, they're howling the dog here.
I hate men. If we want to talk about what
Jay hate men, it's the men.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Like what are the editors doing? I don't need to
see this, like they can howl? Well they want just
leave me out of it.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
So we're still on the island of Manhattan, and Jesse's like, hey,
we got to talk about Lexi, who is not here
this weekend because she's in Toronto visiting her best friend's baby,
which everyone's like, thank god. Honestly, it's like I.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Was hoping we would have a nice little weekend without her.
But if you're gonna mention her every ten minutes, stop, Like.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
So Carl, Carl is throwing a party tomorrow. He is.
It's gonna be shipwrecked theme. It's an homage to the
Pittsburgh Pirates, That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Like I know, but I was like, come on, why
don't you just say you're having like a pirate shipwreck theme.
Why don't we have to make this about baseball when
it's not about baseball.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Because he's from Pittsburgh, so a baseball fan. If you
ever throw a bird themed party, it's an homage to
the Cardinals. Like it just that's that's what it has
to be. You know, you're a bird themed party.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I can't bite Sierra and Amanda because they already have
the bird costumes. Like, all right, I'm in my thirtieth bird.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
That wasn't That wasn't the point though, the point was
that it's an homage to your favorite baseball team. I
just would never if I ever throw a socks party,
it's an homage of the right sock every day that
you put on socks on your feet. You're like, it's
so much. Best part of Carl's party. Lindsay won't be there. Woo.

(12:48):
That's what he does. He barks when I was like,
stop it now, why I haven't had sex in a year? Bark, bark, bark.
I don't even think I barked right? Who barks in
their free time? Honestly? The boy Carl also invited a
girl named Lil who slid into his DMS. They've been

(13:10):
chatting since October and she's a yoga instructor and Carl
is feeling it. And I said, since October it's July.
Have you met I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I was like, wow, oh, okay, have you met nothing
with your romantic life?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Which okay, actually on okay, the after show. Okay, I
watched the after show. I was gonna say, Lexie and
or Lexi said.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I actually thought it was so funny when she was like,
I do have deep conversations and this is one of them.
That Carl told her he wanted to do a year
sober and not in a relationship because he didn't do
that his first year of sobriety. And I think that
is wonderful. I just wish he would have said that,
and the editors want to put that in.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I I didn't care about that part of the after show.
I cared about them talking about Lil and how she's
actually kind of a fucking weirdo dude. She kept inviting
Sierra to her yoga dance class. Someone else gotten by
to a trampoline class by this woman. Apparently Carl met
her through her parents. Like it, yeah, nothing makes sense,

(14:21):
nothing makes sense about it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I guess like Carl went to like a soccer game
and they were sitting next to him.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
But my other thing is like if it's October, they
that's start Chance and you both live in this I'm
assuming Lil lives in New York because she can come
to the Hamptons on the weekend. Yeah you didn't. There
wasn't a Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
You were just like, Hey, she has to live in
your Chances or at least the Hamptons because she was
inviting the cast to like come to her workout classes.
So if they didn't, if she didn't live near, Yeah,
why would she belave them?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I don't know, Like a Tuesday in January you could
have met up. There wasn't one free day that you
could just.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
To fully make this comment, but I'm gonna make it anyways.
It feels a little opportunistic to like be talking to Carl,
to slide into his DMS after your parents meet him,
not meet up with him, but then like be into
him for the summer.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
It just is giving. Oh, I wanted to be on
a reality TV show. So I don't know about you,
but we gotta get Carl laid this weekend. It's the house.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, I don't need any more of this girl on
my screen.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
So we get to the Hamptons around five o six pm.
Lindsay isn't coming choose with Turner's family. We have to
set up Amanda's surprise birthday party. Sierra is also here
to help if she can make it through the door
with these balloons, because this door fucking hates the cat.
It hates to open.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
It has gotten worse this season. In this episode too, you.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Know who's here? The dogs they roll up, Kyle and
Amanda get here. As as Kyle and Amanda are like
walking in, Craig is like, hey, you got a sonogram?
And Carl's like, it's not mine. That was funny. Thereints
it out.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I'm like you in real time of filming this show. No,
Lindsay's pregnant, Like, shouldn't we all know this is just
Lindsay's sonogram?

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Well, why is it blown up and in a communal
living space? Like that's where I'd be like, where why
do you have a sonogram here? You know what? They
should just put it in Lindsay's room. No, I think
it's funny now the Lord.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
As a viewer, I think it's funny that every person
who walks in this house is like sonogram, but as
like Carl. I would be like Paige put that up
in a room this weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Now Carl's in on it. Carl doesn't want to piss
off Lindsay. He's scared of her. If Lindsay wants the
sonogram in public, that's where it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
And he's proof I mean that he's the cool girl
like oh, I can do with everything.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
You're stepping out of line. You're about to get kicked
out of the house. Don't touch that sonogram. I'm about
to kick you out myself. Don't touch Lindsay's anogram. I
just wanted to be about me, not Lindsay's sonogram. No,
it's Lindsay's sonogram even when she's not here. So happy birthday, Amanda.
She's thirty three at least Amanda thinks so, because sometimes
she forgets her birthday. This year feels different because finally

(17:29):
Amanda feels like herself mentally, she can focus on other
things that her anxiety and depression was holding her back from.
Beautiful Amanda, I have a question for you.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, do you think Kyle did anything for her birthday?
Because it didn't seem like he was involved in this
birthday party thing at all.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I think Kyle would have had you known about the
birthday party, because Page would have said drive yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
But it's not like he helped or was like, oh,
I'm sure they did something like on their own.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Because it was a surprise party. He couldn't be like, Amanda,
grab your cake and bring it, you know, so he
couldn't have helped with this. And I understand that. I
bet he did something separate for her those Birthday Wednesday. No,
I know. I know. That's why I didn't go on
social media and drag him. But I think it's fine.
I just I mean, a few years ago, he had

(18:23):
never gotten a present for her in like four years,
so he, unlike Jax Taylor, he's slowly learning. Kyle slowly
does get a little ish better on certain things, on
certain specific things. I bet he did. I'm not going
to speculate that he didn't. I think he's fine, but

(18:44):
I will say this birthday party is awkward because Creik
and Kyle have not talked. So the boys ruined her
birthday party basically, well not really, but it's just weird.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well, it was like a little awkward like surface level
awkward because obviously everybody's thinking about it. But they were,
you know, all talking in general that it wasn't like
dead silent and these two are just staring at each
other like the evening was flowing.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, but we all know if we all know of
the issue, I know, well the witches, we all know.
So Kyle is planning on addressing everything with Craig. He
does admit it was wrong of him to let his
emotions get the better of him, but he feels as
if he was lied to and he is hurt. So
now they need to fix things for Amanda and Page. Okay,

(19:32):
so we all go to our rooms to get ready.
Jesse and West are finally having roommate hangs because Lexi
can hear everythings. Did Carl and Kyle do a quick talk?
Carl tells Kyle that he got a trademark for his
new company, soft Bar. Yeah, that is.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Exciting, Like I'm excited to watch Carl maybe talk about
this process because we know he's gonna launch it this.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Well, in case you don't know, soft Bar is currently
looking for a public investment, so there were no major investors.
Because that doesn't look good. That doesn't seem good also fun. Fact.
I have a friend who sometimes does content for creators
and Carl recently did a collaboration with Melissa Wood Health

(20:21):
and my friend met him and said he was pretty awkward,
and he opened with oh, I wish I could find
the exact text, but it was something like like they
met in the lake, you know, in the lobby, and
then they like took the elevator together, and Carl did
a I'm on this show called Summerhouse and my friend,
who avidly watches Bravo, was like, oh really, and just

(20:44):
like played it off. And I can imagine introducing myself.
If that was me, I would have just spit out
and been like I'm a Hubhouse fan or some like.
It just would have come out and I've been like sorry,
But yeah, my friend was straight up like okay, and
she said like Carl wouldn't stop talking to her, and
she's like, I don't know if he was like flirting
or not, but like it was weird. I'm saying, but yeah,

(21:08):
he did a collab with Muscle with Health. It looked
like fun. My friend was there, so fun, super fun.
Carl is the guy from he goes I'm on this
show called Summerhouse. I'm on that show you know me
from the show called not even like you know the
like there's a show summer House I'm sometimes on. It
was like, I'm on the show in case you don't
know that.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
It's not like somebody was like staring at him and
he was like, yes, I'm from that show. It's it's no,
that's how he breaks the ice.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Hey. No, it was so funny when she was texting
and saying, I'm in an elevator with Carl. What do
I do?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
So?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Yeah, dude, very funny. Anyway, So soft bar, it's a
it's a gonna be a mindful consumption bar and cafe,
non alcoholic drinks that are more sophisticated and elevated. And
he's like, Lindsey didn't believe I could do it, And
I said, no, Lindsay didn't believe you could open a
sober sports that elevated.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
You were too niche. And also I agree with Lindsay.
He was all across the board. So to be honest,
anything he pitched I wouldn't have believed he was serious
about it. That's not saying you can't do it, it's
saying you just don't seem like you're going to do it.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, it's not the time. But Carl even says thank
you Lindsey because he went back and he refined his
idea and Lindsay's welcoming a soft bar anytime, which he
kind of named after their issue. So well, I think
that's just coincided.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
The real reason does also make sense of what soft
bar well, because it's like hard alcohol, so it's like
not as Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I literally thought it was because he said he wanted
a serious yeh, diet weird. Alicia Card thought it was weird. Okay,
I'm I'm glad now you know.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Hard.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh my god, this is real. I really thought he.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Was just like.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Say, Lindsay wasn't soft, so I'm naming it after word?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh god, no, I think I think the concept is good.
I think it's gonna be really tough, but any restaurant
is tough.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I literally thought he was naming this after wanting soft women. No, no,
that's why I was like, who would go here? This
makes more sense now. I'm so sorry, Carolan, I thought
you were such an asshole about it. I was my guide.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I'm so curious how many people thought same thing that
it's probably just me.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I'm usually the dumbest in the room. No, I bet
there's also people out there. Oh my god, I made
a whole TikTok being like soft bar.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Oh. I thought you were just being funny and leaning
into that. I didn't know that you like didn't know
at all.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
It's like he's such an ass, he's just sitting music.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I thought you were just being funny, like because like
that is like a funny side of the name that
doesn't actually have anything to do with it, but it
does lean into this.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
That's what I thought the whole thing. Oh no, Alicia, Okay,
my god, I got so many views. Oh no, okay,
Well I people thought you were joking, So let's just
that's awesome. Okay. So anyway, moving on from that, Kyle

(24:59):
needs talk to Craig because he's never felt more attacked.
And I said, I'm over this. These two need to
talk immediately and squash it or not squash it, but
I'm over.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
This, like we have to talk vibe and I'm I'm
so over this, Like, oh poor me, I'm such a
victim from both sides. It's like you guys had a
little tiff. It's not really that deep. Like it's like
they're acting like each one slept with their partner like
it's business.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Chill the fuck out.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
He likes, signed an ad agreement and then invested in
a company. It's really not that big of a deal.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
No, that's my thing, is like, truly, no one's right,
no one's wrong, squash it and be done because it's
ruining the vibes. We all know that it's an issue,
like that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
It's like they're making this such a monumental thing. This
is becoming bigger than Lindsay and Carl's like engagement breakup.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
No, truly, it's bigger than less Sincerera at this point,
like I'm so over it. Anyway. It's Friday, seven and
eight pm. Jesse invites Sierra to his room. He's like,
come in, and Wes is there, and Siara pops her
head in and then she's like no thanks and she leaves.
But Wes and Jesse are both like she looked in
the room. We're making getting closer, and Wes is like,

(26:17):
maybe next time we can make eye contact, maybe I
will by goodbye type vibe, and Jesse is like, I'm
going to talk to Sierra because it shouldn't be like this.
We're the three best friends that anyone could have, and like,
I'm feeling caught. So I'm going to convince Sierra that
Wes isn't a bad guy. And I was like, no,
you needed not. I agree.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I think I think the only thing you could talk
to her about is saying hi and goodbye to him
should be okay, yeah, like it'd be like.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
To that level. He's actually the best guy I know.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I think what Jesse's gonna say is like I want
the three of us to hang out, and it's like
that is not that doesn't need to happen.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
You should have been said before Wes ended things with Sierra,
talked to Wes and said let's do this the right way,
so that maybe before Wes talk to I don't know,
the New York Times, you could have been like, hey man,
down to about the three of us.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Because I don't thinka's fault. I don't think Wes the
way he ended it was like a bad thing. It's
like what happened after the fact is really what made
Cyr not even want.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
To talk to him at all, And so like Jesse
can't be like Siara, it's not that big a deal.
It's like, you can't just shoot over it. Yeah. So
Jesse brings up Wes texting other girls and he's like Wes, like,
who are those girls? Am I ever going to meet them?
And Wes tells us like he just likes attention, like

(27:42):
he really doesn't have anything serious going on. He's also
not going to bring that into the house because he
does want to keep it cool with Sierra and also
like the girl Jesse's talking about lives in Montana, so
like it's literally it's yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I get that where you're like, this isn't to put
something on a TV show is a lot. So if
you're just like casually flirting with someone, I'm not doing that,
especially in the temperature of this house right now.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I would like san the after show, he is asked
about Brianna chicken Fry because I think they admitted to
making out. He he is the one who confirmed that.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I find it so funny that West talks to publications
or like any type of media type and then is
shocked when people are interested and like watch or read
an article or whatever, and he's like, Wow, I just
really didn't think this would be a big deal. It's
like you are on a TV show, you're involved with
people also public figures, people care. And then he tends

(28:42):
to like blame the women about it, like I'm not
a Brion Chicken fry fan, but like he's the one
he made in a public thing.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, he like admits all his dirty business, and then
he's like, why does everyone know my dirty business?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
And then he like says that she made tiktoks about it,
which like she did. She say she made up with somebody,
but she did not say him. He's the one who
like fully linked them together and confirmed it, Like why
are you shocked? And then it's like all over the place.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
She's also doing the thing where she's like on a rebound,
just trying to like you know, stick it to Zach
or whatever. So she's anytime she makes up with someone,
she's gonna be like I mean I want.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Someone, yeah, But like she's not the one who made
this an insane thing for him.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
He best like commented on his her TikTok and was like,
stop talking about me, and he's like, how does everyone
know it's me?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
He's like outing himself constantly, and then be like I
can't believe people are like reading my comments, that's wild.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
My god, it literally is so weird. So uber Eats
is here, ship with the pizza. Can I say? This
is probably my dream? Thirty third birthday is a pizza party.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Like this.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Page is showing everyone her trying to find her cat. Daphne,
who's not coming out for snacks, is full Craig, where
are the snacks? They didn't come this morning? That's all right.
So Jesse takes forever to come downstairs because he's been
looking in the mirror for so long, and then he
finally comes downstairs. I thought that was so funny. I mean,

(30:15):
he was just like not coming downstairs, and why is
he looking in the mirror so much when Lexi isn't
even here? He like cares the That's what everyone says.
That's what everyone says. Also, it's a pajama party, come on.
I loved, I did love. It was great.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
But I feel like he is he's getting the vibe
of fun outfits for the summer house.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I think he's just getting Hampton's More because it's a
very specific style. Yeah, yeah, toast to Amanda's thirty third birthday.
She's old as fuck, but now as old as Kyle,
and then she also does remember when I was the youngest,
and I do, Amanda, You're a little twenty nine, no,
twenty five, so cute, so full of life, so Kyle

(30:58):
crushed it out of you a.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Little bit happiness so much early fighting though they used
to fight over for the really dumbage all.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
The time, all the time. So Craig and Kyle are
kind of talking a little bit, but everyone like knows
that they were fighting. So Jesse's like, hey, did you
guys squash your beef and Kyle is like no, I
was just like, we don't ruin Amanda's birthday. But Kyle says,
like I texted Craig ahead of time, and Craig's like,

(31:24):
I texted you back, and Kyle's like, yeah, I just
think we should talk like sooner rather than later, which
I from Kyle's perspective, I get, we're only here for
a weekend, like we're going to be drying sorrow. Let's
let's just squash it. And Summer House is very big,
like the whole cast and like immediately kind of talking
your issues out on camera, like's not necessarily, but that's.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Not what Page and Kyle did when they had their
tiff like they had it also at dinner, So if
you really valued like squashing it, he would have done
it before the dinner like this isn't me and his
birthday dinner, like this is not the moment her husband
should be like fighting with something.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
No, but Paige and Craig or Paige and Kyle did
it the day of at dinner, like the yeah they
got to the house, they squashed it.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yes, yes, I'm just saying, if you really valued starting
the weekend off right the minute you walked in, he
would have pulled.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
No, Kyle's gonna do it in front of the camera
at dinner. Everyone's evolved. He can produce it. But I
agree with Kyle on we have to get it done
the first night. We gotta squash it.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I understand like him wanting to do that, but when
somebody else like says they don't want to, you cannot
just keep forcing.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
That's it is. Craig was like, I don't really want
to do it, and Kyle's like, I just think we
should talk tonight, and Craig's like, no, I'm not going
to talk tonight, and Amanda has to be like Kyle,
It's just it looks like, you're not talking tonight. But
then my thing is, I understand Craig doesn't want to
do it tonight, but then this whole thing like festers
and everyone is like, we feel the awkwardness even if

(32:59):
you kind of talk with each other, plus like do
it on TV? And when are you gonna do it tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Oh, it's all gonna be on camera no matter when
it happened. So I think that take that out of it.
But I only am annoyed with Kyle because when he
doesn't get his way, he has a god damn meltdown,
like it has to be his way or the highway.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
And that's what bothers me.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
And even if Fraike said let's do it after dinner,
Kyle would have been like, let's do it and right now,
right now, at this table, It's never okay unless it's
Kyle's way.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I'm gonna give it to my dude. Kyle, this is
his show. He's saying, let's that's now. Page I'm sure,
was like, can you just end it, Craig, Like everyone
wants this over with, and Craig is being his little
bitch self and he's like, no, I'm gonna do it
later it's just an Kyle through everything. I know.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
I just got annoyed when Kyle walked out and like
slammed the door and has his little children.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I'm like, oh my god, again again that was hilarious. Yeah,
Kyle goes outside and he's ranting about how Craig's a sucker,
and I think sucker for me is up there with loser,
Like that's the funniest insult Craig's sucker. That like, go car, Kyle,

(34:14):
like shut up, good for him. But then you know Craig,
because I know Craig, he's a little bitch. He's so
happy he's gonna sit there all smug with his pizza.
But Paige and Amanda both look miserable, like, please just
do it for the house. Stop being a fucking ass
wipe about it being a sucker.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I think why they're miserable is because they're both the
same type of guy where they need to be right
and it needs to be their way, and so they
know no matter which way it goes down, one of
them is going to be unhappy, which means one of
the girls is going to suffer, which means both girls
are going to suffer because they care about each other.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
This was annoying. I was like, Craig, this isn't your
fucking domain. Have the conversation and be done with it.
Don't get in today.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Two I did see somebody say that, like, Craig is
sober at this point and Kyle is not, and so
that's a good point. Craig really wanted to have like
a serious conversation and it meant a lot to him,
and he wanted to have it sober. Then say like,
I want to do it first thing tomorrow morning, but
you don't wait till the party, because like.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Then it's not about the alcohol consumption. Maybe maybe I
just don't think it's like that big a deal and
this gonna be solved in I don't know seven seconds.
But I forget that these boys are literally children.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
They are they are so emotional about this. To them,
it's the biggest deal in the world. I can't even
say that with the street face like this is. I
was so stupid.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Honestly, I'd be more mad if, like, I don't know,
if someone stepped on my toe than like if this
happened like this just means very little to me. I
just can't imagine being this upset with people that I'm
not that close with also a week later, like I
have done enough sleeps now that like I'm not a

(35:58):
week later.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
This has been this has been a while. This happened
in the spring.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Well yeah, but the rage text thing happened, like, oh yeah,
Kyle crash Kyle again. Kyle was crashed out, he was
mad about it. A week later, like, aren't we not
that mad about it? And it seemed like Kyle wasn't.
He's like, let's just chat, but Craig's one like, no,
well he.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Won't chat at that moment. So Kyle starts the spiral again.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Let's just chat, my god. Anyway, So it's time for
Amanda's birthday party. Some people are gonna go out, but
most people are going to stay in. But we got
our crew and I will never dislike these people only
because they always go out. Yeaby, Jesse, Wes, Carl and
Emeral You know what. I gotta give it to Carl

(36:50):
every time, like everyone sober, even if sober. Yeah, that's amazing.
Paige and Craig talk about the issue with Kyle. Page
clearly is like please just end it, and Craig is like,
I don't want this issue to be over quick. I

(37:10):
want us to really discuss it, because this is really
serious and Kyle doesn't deserve the like the conversation on
that it.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Was wild well he's at one point he says he
doesn't even deserve a conversation at all, and I was like,
what this is even if you don't have your own
friendship with Kyle, this is your girlfriends basically like coworker
and more than a coworker because they don't have normal jobs,
Like you gotta squash this beef.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
He's pulling kind of like in a sense the way
Kyle doesn't really care about like Amanda's feelings when he fights,
Craig isn't caring about Page's feelings either. He's just doing
it sober instead of crashing out drunk, which is almost
kind of it to me, just because I've been drunk
and I've crashed up for a little worse, because he

(38:01):
almost Craig seems vindictive about it, like Kyle just loses
his emotions because he's so passionate. That is like Craig
is like, I'm calculated and I don't even fucking want
to do this.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
It's gonna be on ma in this moment that I'm like,
all right, I'm on Kyle's side now, Like I understand
if you want to have a conversation at a certain
point you guys are fighting over when.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
It is like this is stupid. I hate you both.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
But now that you're like holding this conversation over his
head to not resolve it but resolve it exactly how you.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Want, is like again, this is so stupid crazy, this
is weird, like crazy manipulative shit. I don't even know at.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
The expense of both of the partners, Like and can
I just say, Aige and Amina don't deserve this.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
If you've watched old Southern Charm, this is Craig, this
is this was Craig. He's so he wants to be
a little manipulative. And I think early Calculated.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Did not have any of the power to be able
to really lean in and that was a problem. Whereas like, yeah,
now he can do it and he will take full
advantage of these situations.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
And dare I say, he has the backing of one
of the like the World's Favorite Bravo Stars page, so
he's extra like I got power.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Not just backing, like she said on the after show,
like she would clean shit up that like she's gonna
write hard to like kind of help prove him right,
or like defend him to a certain degree. Right, not
at the expense of like Amanda.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
But I always knew something was fucking weird about Craig.
Remember Winter House when he was like bitching about cleaning up.
He's such a fucking loser. This dude a sucker, if
you will.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I think, well, I think a lot of that those
moments got masked because I think a lot of it
was fueled also by alcohol. He got worse, and so
him not drinking, he's more cognizant to not put these
moments on camera. But that doesn't mean they weren't happening.
They just he was being manipulative and didn't put them
on camera.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Mm hmm. I hate him anyway. That's fine. So we
go out. It's twelve fifteen am, the boys and Gabby,
we're partying. We cut back to the house. Craig is
picking his nose and he's like, padrew you up, and
she's like, no, oh my god, full lights on. I
was like taking tam lights off, can sleep his little noses,

(40:18):
flicking it onto a sleeping pit. Now, he didn't fuck
it or me. He's not used to being not surveillance footage. Yeah,
so it's two twenty six am. The out crew gets
fucked up by this door and then they finally make
it in the house and they're like, you know what,
we may not have cleaned up, but that's a good
thing because we got snacks. Other thing we should note

(40:42):
is to preserve the cake. Sierra put the cake in
the oven and they're gonna make drunk food. And Jesse
was like, holy fuck, who put the cake in the oven?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Because I think they were like gonna reheat the pizza
like they were saying, like, oh, nobody will turn the
oven on, and then of course it doesn't happen.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
We're gonna make cheese. We're eating chips. We're laughing. This
is so fun Gabby and the boys. I'm gay.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I was sad because Kyle is the king of drunk food,
and I felt like he was missing out on this moment,
but he tends to do it.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Solow. Yeah, it's only funny when Kyle's alone talking and
eating stuff, falls asleep with handing a bag of chips
and a bag of chips. What I loved was I
don't even know what was funny. But Jesse was like
shoving chips in their mouth and everyone was like, ha
ha ha, Jesse eat his chips. And I was like,

(41:36):
this is fun Gabby and the boys. Oh, I'm such
a fan of Gabby and the boys. And then Gabby
is like, I'm gonna go before I got to clean
up bye, and I was like, loved Gabby. Gabby might
win my fun because she's out and abouts and hanging
with the boys. She's not even here half the episode,
calling it early. I was having fun with Gabby and

(41:57):
the boys. I liked it.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Well, he's treating this like a boy's weekend.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Like he was like, oh, the missus are away.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I was like, you should feel to bring this energy
when she is here.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Though it was so fun, he was being destructive. He
was kicking things and knocking chairs over, and then Emerald
is laughing at him while cleaning up and eating pizza
before throwing in the trash bag. That was diafolical. It
was awesome. And then Jesse and West are like, we're
gonna put our beds together, and I was so excited.

(42:29):
I was so excited. My friends did this in college
our freshman year.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
They made a mega bed out of two twins, but
this being too like queen this is fun. Oh hell yeah,
I almost wish he went closer. It looked a little
too far away. Even I was like the question closer.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
This was fun content and I want to need all
the time. Okay, very thankful comeback that they brought this
this episode, because the rest of it was just like
filler and blatt and like whatever this if you're gonna
fill an episode, yeah, if you're gonna fill an episode,
do it with this. Yeah. I want to see Jesse

(43:06):
karate chopping balloons and him roll eating shit from the
garbage bag and Gabby like can't open the door. It
was so good. That's classic summer I want.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I know they're really missing the like fun times, like
the drama is good.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I'm like, yes, we do.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, like a certain level I need to break so
like fun summer should be fine. I know.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
And my other thing is if you were to be
like who's expensive or who's expendable on this cast, it's
sad because Gabby would be one of them because she
doesn't bring drama. But these are the moments I'm like, no,
you got to keep Gabby because she's the only girl
out here with the people.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I always forget and we always remind them, is you
need your b characters. You need the people that are
like the party and the buffer and the people people
have conversations with. They can't just be all Paige and
Craig and Kyle like fighting, like you need somebody that's.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Because then they'll never go out, They'll always cry and
then go to bed, and I can't have that. I
need dumb Emeral out here with the boys. He's getting
laid like, yeah, it's fun. It's just yah, fun okay.
But Jesse and West they're sharing their little mega bed.
They're renewing their vows this weekend without Lexi and Lexus.

(44:24):
Wes looks at Jesse and he's like, never is Lexi
gonna take this away from me? It was awesome. So Saturday,
ten thirteen am, everyone's starting to wake up. Carl and
Kyle are going to go for their run. Page said
she is sleepy and doesn't feel good because when her
arms start to hurt, that's how she knows she's getting sick.

(44:47):
And I went, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Don't you have I don't My arms don't hurt, but
I have something where I'm like Ooh, this is my signal,
like this is a weird.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Way I'm feeding. Yeah, but now my arms.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
I always get this weird taste in my mouth and
I'm like, oh, it's coming on.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I'm like I'm about to have I I'll always get
like a slight tickle in my throat or like expanded
lymph nose in my back or.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, but that's like normal, like you need something like
you don't have anything abnormal where you're like, oh, this
is a weird, quirky thing where it's like my body.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
I know my body so well. No, but this is
actually really kind of weird. When I was sick or
like when I was young, I wouldn't want to miss
school because like the worst being at school was bad,
but you know what was worse was like having to
make things up. I was like yeah, yeah, yeah, I
just like kept twice as much homework. So I would
try to go to school even when I was sick.

(45:42):
And my mom knew if I was sick because I
wouldn't look at myself in the mirror because I hated
the way she always said like I was so vain.
I would always like look at myself in the mirror
and make sure everything looked good. Even if I looked bad,
I would just like always pass the mirror and look
at myself. And if I was sick, I never looked
at myself. And She's like, I say so, well, she'd
be like, you didn't look at yourself in the mirror,

(46:03):
go to bed. I'd be like, how did you catch me? Anyway,
But Craig says that he felt awkward last night because
it's a weird position to be in, and Paige's like,
I know, because like I'm in that situation too. Him
and Kriik's like, I don't think Kyle deserves my friendship.

(46:24):
And Paige separately, in her interviews, tells us that she's
a little annoyed with Craig because of like their own
issues in their relationship, but now because he's avoiding this
conversation with Kyle, especially because like Ak or like FYI, Craig,
the way that they do shit in this house is
they do it immediately on camera. They always dish it

(46:45):
out like there's never think of even Page and Kyle.
They were having a nice dinner and Page goes, Kyle
had a lot to say to me last week. Let's
talk about it, like you just call it out and
you flocking deal with it. And Craig's like, no, I'm
just gonna like not do it. So Paige's like, what
the fuck? This is our show, do it our way.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
It's annoying that he doesn't want to do it at all.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, well Page is stressed, and she's like She's like,
you know, Page is already stressed, and it's even more
stressful because Craig doesn't know that he is like stressing
out Page doing miss like it.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Well, the biggest thing is it's for no reason, like
if he said the sobriety thing, like I would rather
have a clear minded conversation because this means a lot
to me. Okay, fine, I don't think that would cause
Page stress. Then to be like no, that's a decent reason.
All right, you're gonna talk to him tomorrow morning. But
that's not what's happening. It's just this like ticking time

(47:42):
bomb of like is this even going to happen?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
So Craig just doesn't want to rush this conversation because
it's more serious than Kyle recognizes. And I was like,
the most serious thing about it was that he texted
your girlfriend rage texting, But the effect that they're over.
It means that the most serious.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Part of the this is over to me, Like the
most serious part is like Kyle's big emotions, So like
it's not serious on craigside. I made a decision for me.
I am being selfish in this moment, and like there's
not much to talk about from craigside.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
We talk, I know. So it's eleven oh nine am.
Jesse wakes Wess up by pouring water on his head
and he's like, come on, you gotta wake up and
work out. I love I missed when they were roommates.
See he's already roommates with Lexi. This more of this.
Carl's a little nervous for his shipwrecked Pirates Pittsburgh Pirates party, whatever,

(48:40):
but he's getting seafood and a real boat. So the
boys go to the gym. Amanda's working on her swimsuit
line because South Moon under reached out to Amanda to
design the swimsuit because they saw I'm sure last season
and was like, you know what, she could design a
swimsuit for us. So the design process hasn't started, but

(49:02):
she has all these samples that she's trying on to
put the swimsuit together. Her swimsuit outline now is out.
I think it only has a few pieces. People did
buy them, and unfortunately there were quite a few people
who post on TikTok and were like these are terrible,
but they said like they're issues with it, and Amanda
actually commented and she's like, please DM me with more notes. Yeah,

(49:24):
because you know she's just getting started, which I don't
is terrible.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I think it's just like ill fitting and they may
fit right, yeah, So it's just you don't know until
you don't know. But I mean the company, the og
company should have known is the problem. But I like
how she responded to it, like you said, change.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I loved that it made me want to like buy
it and just be like, here are my notes, and
she would actually listen, like that's really nice to hear.
I like that one who made something.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
It would feel like because sometimes when you buy something
and you don't love it, and if you can't return it,
you're like, this was a waste.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
So it doesn't feel as much of a waste.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
You're like, okay, I feel more comfortable buying from giving
my future because they're willing to pivot too. They're not
shutting down creators who have negative feedback, Like if somebody
has something constructively, you know, to say take it and
run with it.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Why not. Yeah, So Gabby and Amanda see this boat
coming in the backyard and they're like, Wow, that's a
full on fucking boat. And Gabby's like, look at how
happy Carl. That was cool.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
That was a good idea, Carl, But I'm going to
give it to your Pittsburgh Pirates baseball themed homage party.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Like the boat. Carl is such a boy, he's obsessed
with this boat. Gabby's like, I've never seen this man happier.
But Gabby's also never seen Carl outside of a relationship
with Lindsay. So she's like, I kind of want to
see him spit game. And I was like, girl, you're
me dispointed. Don't let me tell you. Don't worry about it.
He has no game, no events to Carl. But he's

(50:57):
never no he definitely, he's just been hot. He's just
always been available for women, and.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
He was I think when he was drunk, he was
able to do the thing that we love to do
where you kind of make fun of people and you
can have like better a little bit better be. Yeah,
but like without substances, like he tenses up a little
bit more so.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
He's also technically never dated sober, so he doesn't know
his sober game.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
That's true because like Lindsay really doesn't count, like they know,
I mean started their like interest when he was drinking
years ago. Fingerbang stop stop. I didn't need to think
about that ever.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Again. Yeah, so it's interesting, but Gabby, I am sorry Carl.
I could tell you Carl doesn't really.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Got a lot of game no, but I do appreciate
the smile on his face because he's like excited and
happy about his party.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
You know, what he does have is a boat, which
is just as awesome as game No. It's twelve sweat
but whatever it could be. It's twelve twenty nine pm.
We're at the gym with the boys. Everyone's like, shocking
Emerald and get laid last night, and Emerald's like, I know,
I had to tone it down, but he's actually here

(52:11):
tonight to a wingman for Carl. He's a good wigman
because he invited twenty girls to this party, so that's
a wigman.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
He All the guys are like, wait, this was for Carl,
which it's like, Emerald will probably find one that he's
interested in and then the other nineteen or for Carl, Emerald.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Gets at least five and then the rest. Carl he
twenty girls in a night is crazy, So.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
No, no, no, no, but there are twenty options, Like
you get a few strikeouts. He's still got a whole
ball game basically ahead of you to keep this spools.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Emerald invites you to this party, you're probably going to
hopefully maybe hook up with Emerald. Yeah, yeah, yea yeah
right unless but like, hey, you come invite your friend,
like bring a friend. I know it's a mix of that.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
But also so you're like, you know you're gonna be
on reality TV, so like the world is your oyster.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, so rock out, And like I said, twenty girls
in the night is crazy for Emerald. So Carl gets
whatever Emerald doesn't need. That's perfect. Yeah, and Carl's only
gonna get one. It only takes one anyway, So Emerald
has nineteen to choose from.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
And to be honest, but he's not gonna hook up
with somebody on camera. That's not gonna be the first
time he sleeves with someone in a year or so,
like honestly, we just need to flirt with someone. We're
easing him back into the world of dating.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
And he has this girl little coming, so like, I'm
already forgot she's insisted. So Jesse is like, guys, all
I'm thinking about is Lexi, even though she's not here,
and she did tell him to behave this weekend. And
Jesse and Lexi, you know, they aren't official, but they're

(53:54):
moving kind of slow. They feel like they've only hung
out on weekends and they haven't sex, and Emerald's like,
no sex and I was like, yeah, man, this dude's
whipped over no sex. Could you believe Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Also, when he said only weekends, it gave me red
alarm bells from the Carl and Page days, like he
only talks to.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Me on the weekends.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Like, if you are actually interested in Lexi, why are
you not trying to, like go on a date on
a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
So Lexi doesn't or she only has sex with people
that she's exclusive lit with, which Jesse says they are
exclusive but they haven't like talked about it. And Kyle's like, hey, man,
she's not here, so this could be like your last
weekend before you're exclusive he's like, stop, don't do this

(54:43):
to me, Kyle. That's not a good idea. Like, that's
not that's a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yeah, you can't just like go be a fuck boy
the weekend right before you want to like make it
officially exclusive like that.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
That's not going to refer engine Meredith, I gotta be
I feel like you're telling us something that we all know.
We know it was a joke, clearly. I don't think
it really was. I think Kyle meant it as a joke.
But he's also a trouble maker. He's like, hey, man,
I don't think he's.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Telling him to go sleep with someone, but he's like,
go flirt with all the girls you can, like let's
get it out of your system, like the way that
guys talk about like a bachelor party. That's like the
vibe I'm getting from Kyle is like here we go,
like last Tarah.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I think he's just tempting Jesse right to see how
serious he is about Lexi, cause they're all are like
you've known him for her for twelve days and you're
already obsessed, so like you could flirt with other girls,
it's not a big deal. And he's like no, it
would be I can't do it. That's what's annoying.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
I think they all know that, like Jesse doesn't really
want to be in it like this and this quickly,
so maybe they're trying to like tempt him in the
right way to be like, let's not like do the
other stuff, or.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Like if he doesn't, like if he had responded. I
think it's all about how Jesse responded, because Kyle said
that and Jesse's like, oh, don't tell me, man, don't
say that, where Jesse could have said like, yeah, but
I really like Lexi, so I'm not gonna get yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
And it's also that you responded true. Well, Jesse's twelve
months tells us that.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
He he's tempted. So it's two on one pm. Everyone
goes to check out the ship because there's a fucking
ship in the backyard, which Craig loves. Craig loves a ship,
and they see a cannon and they're like, is the
cannon operational? And the main guy's like, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I would not put an operational cannon around a bunch
of drunk people in the backyards of a hand to house.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
So then Carl's like, hey, everyone all hands on deck
for this party, and everyone's like, no, we're not going
to do that. Try again. So only Kyle's really helping,
and they have to ask other people to help, but
Kyle won't ask Craig to help because they still have
this fucking conversation. I'm not gonna ask Craig. I'm gonna yeah, funny,

(57:01):
but they still have had if Craig said no, right,
Kyle last night was like we should have this conversation
and Craig is like, no, we'll do it tomorrow. Then
it's Craig's responsibility to be like, hey, Greham, let's have
this conversation.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I agree with that, Like you push it tomorrow. Fallows
in your court? Now again, what are you gonna do
at mid party?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Like that's just not the vibe. So Kyle's like, I'm
not even gonna fucking talk to Greg. And I was like,
be petty, be petty bitch, let's do it. But Jesse
and Sierra are avoiding helping, so they're laying on a
floating instead and they're like flirting and they're touching knees
and Jesse like pretends to fall on top of her,

(57:38):
and Sierra says she doesn't have any intentions behind the flirting,
but she says if the opportunity presented itself, she's ninety
percent sure that Jesse would take it.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I was like, maybe, say, well, like I knew he
would probably be ninety percent in. I want to know
what Sierra's percentage.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
In, like, well she's is the point if she's like,
it's a zero from me. But if it wasn't, I
don't think it is a zero from her.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I think I think you could convince me that in
a like drunk moment they're at a bar having the
best time, they lock eyes, something happened.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I don't think Sierras into it. I think she likes Jesse,
but I don't think her and Jesse have like like
I think they're flirting. Isn't like romantic. I think it's
very fun and like fine like this on the side
with Wes, I could see like, Okay, they're like flirting,

(58:36):
but it's like cute, like Jesse and Sierra are flirting
like I don't know, like how you would flirt with
maybe your friend's boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
You know that You're like it's just the banter way,
like they're just really good at bantering. And having like
that volleying conversation back and forth. But you're right, like
Wes was always like pushing a relationship forward and like
testing the bounds and becoming intimate and like all of
those things.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
And I could feel that, like even if the other
thing is this is so like out of the world flirting,
then I'm like it's not even real, you know what
I mean. This is like when I flirt with someone
and I'm like, hey, hatie, how's it like fucking ew
I would never say that, whereas Wes and like Sierra
had it more of like a there was flirting as

(59:22):
something there, like they were building.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Well and you're more nervous, like you're waiting to see
people's responses, like there's more pauses and like little giggles,
whereas like they are just driving on Jesse the bit.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Jesse literally was like I'm horny because your knee is
touching me. Like I'd be like, okay, like yeah, you
would never say that to somebody you're interested in, Whereas
like I could see Wes instead being like stop touching
my knee. I know you're like into me, you know,
and yeh, Like I'm not. It's just cuter this is like, yeah,
kind of flirting where you're like, but Jesse also flirts

(59:56):
this way with Lexi, so like maybe it's just how
he flirts.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Oh that's good point, had I stop. I think like
for Lexi, I kind of understand her insecurity. Maybe that's
about to be coming up because he Jesse, Yeah, you
saying that is so true, Like that is how he
is flirting with Lexi. So Lexi is reading into it
more because that's what she's getting from him. But Sierra

(01:00:21):
is just like this is just fun friendly to an.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
That's it though, is if it's zero percent from Sierra,
like there's nothing to worry about. And what Jesse probably
knows that too, so he's like, it's kind the same
with Amanda, Like he can openly flirt with Amanda and
like nothing's gonna come with it. It's that way with Sierra.
It's that with Page.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
So I think it's scary is that the boundary is
held on the women's side of not doing anything, like
Sierra says that she leaned in it. So it does
give Lexi the right amount of uncocomfortability because if we's
your partner, you would want him to be upholding the boundary,
not no other women correct.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Okay, so what we are doing some crazy decorations. We're
building an island this okay, wait really quick.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
They pull out that tarp and I was like, that's
gonna be really hot, like that shit gets warm in
the sun. What are we doing with a giant blue
tarp over all of our grass?

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Like there goes the here, Like you're gonna burn your
your toes when you step on it. At least put
like a sprinkler on it gets some cold water going
on this baby, that would be dope. If you had
the hose running through the tarp. Yeah, oh, that'd be
kind of dope because you can't have standing water. That'll
also get warm. But like a nice little sprinkler going off.
A little sprinkler would be just a little bit of

(01:01:40):
water for your feet. No wait, I would love fucking
Carl Page even says it if her dad was here,
that would have been built in ten minutes, which same
with my dad. My dad would have not only built
this with his eyes closed, but my dad would have
thought of the sprinkler. He would have been like, this
gonna get hot up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I saw this comment online before I watched the episode.
Because I watched the episode late. I was like, Oh,
they must be putting together some type of like puzzle
pieces of like a like island.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
It was just mulch.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
I was like, just take the mult out of the bag,
make him out. I guess they like put a little
tarp over it or something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
This was not hard. Why are they so useless? Like
I said my dad, no, pro this is an average
Sunday for my dad, Alicia, you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
And I could have done this faster than that. I
don't want to do this, but.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
We're Midwestern strong. Where was West? Where was West? And Jesse?
You leave Carl and Kyle to do this? No, no, no,
where is Duke leveled this baby up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Luke would have done this by himself in some jeans, shirtless.
He would have He would have brought his own wheelbarrow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
You think you're getting mulch on the island. No, no, no,
he's making an actual island. He's gonna dig a moat
around a surface and figure out how to keep the
water there. We're not doing a tarp. That's crazy. Has
a pool for us? Yea? Yeah, like col is making
a waterfall for this. Truly, truly, you're missing your people here.

(01:03:17):
So it's three oh five pm. People are starting to
get ready. They look wild because two of them are
dressing as literal birds. Particularly Sierra is putting like buddy Sierra.
Because she was getting ready. I was like this, she
looked yellow in the white. I was like, Jesus, oh

(01:03:38):
my god, she looked crazy. Jesse calls LEXI is like,
here's my fit, and he's like, I miss you. And
he's not gonna flit with girls, say because he doesn't
want to ruin things. Okay. Gabby is dressed as Halle
Berry in what is It Another? I wrote? Die Another, Die,

(01:04:01):
Die Another Day.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
I think the guys when she explains it, they're like, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
They're like, and that fits in the theme how I'm shipwrecked.
They're like, okay, all right, and on to the next topic.
So Carl Blow's hit or tries to blow his conch
shell to signal the start of the party. I immediately

(01:04:29):
got the ick the fact that he couldn't blow it.
I was like, listen, okay, I don't think you really
can on those like the don't try movies.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Okay, try once maybe, but realize like this doesn't actually happen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
You don't have to do it. You don't have to
give me the times. I was like, all right, you
know how I have funny X. This is one. Yeah,
this isn't a funny one. This is a very specific ick.
This is a normal one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
My thing is like make a bit out of it
when it doesn't work the first time, and like just
make the noise, like you know, like get the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
SpongeBob sound out. He always blew a con shell, that's
the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Like you, you couldn't he could have recovered from this,
but he just kept digging deeper into the ink trench
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
No, I stand by my new ick. Is someone trying
to blow a con shell, don't even try. Don't you
don't have to try. Just not worth it. Don't do it. Okay,
it's party time though it's four oh eight. People are
showing up. There's a pirate. I think that came with
the ship sitting on There's a big, big burly pirate

(01:05:38):
sitting on that ship when everyone was entering, and I
was like, I think that was the guy delivering the ship. Interesting,
very fun. To make sure no one let off the
cannons because they actually aren't operational. I'm sure safety first.
So a man and Page talk about Kyle and Craig.
They both are like they the boys just need to
squash it. But the boys are the type of boys

(01:06:00):
that need to not only be right, but have you
agree that they're right. They're also very emotional. And then
Page tells Amanda about Craig did the Australian dinner they had,
how Craig wants to make sure that their relationship is
a priority, and that pissed Page off. And Page is
going on tour and she's nervous and anxious about it

(01:06:20):
and now she has to like spend energy worrying about Craig,
and she wants Craig to feel like a priority, but
work will come first, because this is what she's wanted
since she was five, and she's finally getting what she wants,
Like why can't Craig just be supportive? And Page tells
Amanda that Craig never thought or like Craig said, he'd
never thought he'd be in a submissive relationship and Paige

(01:06:43):
won't apologize for that, and she feels like when she's
on tour, she's gonna hate Craig and she does, and
they get it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
I just read wild because well, yeah, And it's what's
annoying is like fears or conversation points are not the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
It's that he expects her to do all the work
for it. Yeah, he's putting it on her, being like
you need to make me a priority, which again I
feel like I don't know enough about their relationship, but like,
is Craig's work not an issue? Like just deals with it,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I feel like she has always fit her schedule around his,
around chaos, and she was able to make it she
could now yes, and now that she can't, he will
not reciprocate because I don't think he ever noticed that
she did that. It's one of those things that like
women constantly do stuff and men and you know, heterosexual relationships,

(01:07:45):
men get used to it and they don't think that
it's some big ask that like she's doing it. It's
just normalized that she would she would meet his needs.
And now that the status quo has changed, he wants
the relationship to be a priority for her, but he
doesn't need to make it a priority and come to her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Yeah, there's something so weird about it there. Yes, the
way you said it is perfect. I just like it
blows my mind that like he doesn't understand this and
he can't see this, and he can't like and I
think it's a lot of men like Kyle kind of
felt that way too, right when Amanda's like, I want
to do something that's not lover boy, and he's like,
how do you do this to me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Because an absence of energy towards them is like insane
to them. They can't ever understand it because they are
so used to the level of input that Kyle and Craig,
specifically the level of input that these women have given them,
and so if it changes, they don't know how to
like take a step forward and take on seventy percent

(01:08:52):
of the work in the relationship for a short period
of time, because in my belief, like a fifty to
fifty relationship will not always be fifty. It's that like,
you will pick up the slack if I can't give
a lot at this moment. So Peach cannot be physically
present with Craig all the time, so he would have
to be the one to do more of the work
to be in presence with her or overcome that, like, hey,

(01:09:14):
we're not together as much as we used to but
that's a challenge for him, and he doesn't want that.
He wants it easy, thank god, and he deems that
as being like submissive to like participate in the relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
No wait, that sentence may my blood boil just now.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
I'm like, that's what it is for most men, if
you have to like actually put an effort in work
and not just be met at the table like most women,
I feel like come to men in the relationship rather
than men actually being an equal like participant in like
a primary participant in it. They are a reactor in
most relationships, not like an instigator.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Stop. That made me so mad. I can't wait for
my gay awaken. I'm so mad right now. I hate men.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
That's what's hard for a lot of us independent women,
like all can do we can do anything, and it's
true and like so we are so used to like
leading the charge on all of our lives, and so
to have somebody not match your energy is just like
a weird vibe, like I'm not your mom, Like I
don't I don't want to do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
This is like crazy, I'm so mad. Let's move on.
Let's move on before I care really mad. Okay, So
it's four thirty eight pm. It's party time. Sierra's here.
She's like, she says, a pigeon, but I think she's
a seagull because you know ships, and Amanda's a parrot.
We meet Carl's friend Lil. She says that Carl's giving

(01:10:45):
Lemur energy, which this rags me up. I told you
my best friend was called the Lemur. Hated it, I know, but.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
This was in the trailer and I just heard this
clipped one to me many times, Like I didn't need
to have such Lemura energy be such a focal point
in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I appreciate. I appreciate that Carl admits to us that
he is rusty and he is awkward. I think it'd
be more cringe if he like didn't realize that. But
then I am like, how have these two not been
on a date? I get you wanted to be single,
but like you could have met up, could have gone
to her yoga class, or she's trying to get you
to date, can be in a relationship like that's to date.

(01:11:30):
Tell her I'm not ready to date anyone, but I
would love to meet I would love.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Like the last few months, even like April, May, June,
you know, like we could have reaped things up that
and even Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
So Jesse meets Lil and he's like, hey, lol, are
you spending the night tonight? And I was like I
don't know, am I? And Carl's like you can, and
I was like, yuck.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Please don't, but thank you Jesse for helping, Like great
wing man, just don't do it when I have to
watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
My dumb ass would have been like, no, you guys
could be serial killers like I just it would have
come out without thinking, like Lil doesn't even know this
man and she's like, hey see.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I know the time person, and me would have been
like oh with you Jesse, like at least somebody cares
about me, and then like put it back on Carl
because you never asked me like Jesse's I need to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Spend the night. It would have ended bad for both
of us. Wouldn't have night again if Jesse.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
If Jesse gets asked, there apparently is like a sixty
percent chance, he says, yees.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
So maybe okay. So Amanda Page, Gabby and Sierra talking
they're watching Carl and Lil this story. Find out that
Karl met Lil by going to a soccer game and
sitting next to her parents and then they connected on socials. Okay,
so it's five twenty two pm. Paige and Craig. They
find the boat in the middle of that hot ass tarp,

(01:12:57):
which the boat's gotta be hot too. You a bit
in one of those blow up boats. Yo, it's just
you're all surrounded by plastic. That's like beaming the sun everywhere.
No ass is on fire in that boat. That's like
when you sit in your car in the summer. Yes,
your ass fries. Oh my god. So Page does say though,

(01:13:18):
if there's anything like a bed, she's gonna find it,
And I was like, even if it's a thousand degrees,
but that's my limit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Like temperature will dictate if I want to lay down
or not, Like I will take a bed in cooler times.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Also, did they wear shoes to how did they get
across the tart? We didn't see it. We just saw
them climbing. We might need to run it back to
run it back. Were they tiptoeing on? We don't know,
or like walking really fast because you're like, my feet
are burning. Yeah, you're like my feet. My feet which
is always the ugliest you've ever been, is when you're
tiptoeing because it's hot on your feet. You're so right, Oh,

(01:13:54):
it's the most unattractive everyone is. So Page does say
though she doesn't look good on boats under fifty two feet,
which corracked me up. But also they didn't realize makes
me realize how many boat little boats I've been out
of my life, and how much I love that. I
love a good boating day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I feel like, tell me if you feel this way too,
when you watch, like maybe below deck or something. Sometimes
the big boats, I'm like, no, they seem fun, but
half the fun of a boat is like feeling those
waves hit you, you know, like I'd be like, let's
take the tender out always.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
That, and a lot of it isn't like outside or
like have like yes they have their dad, but I
just the front of a pontoon boat is just a
place that the front of a pond dole.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Also because I've only been on one of these like
a few times, but there was one in particular, my
family rented a pontoon boat, but then there were too
many people, so the guy was like, we don't have
any more boats, but we have this little dinghy and
my dad's like, fuck, it's just the slow motor. So
me and my sister got booted to the dinghy with

(01:15:03):
God but it was and my dad. But it was
so much fun because that thing hits speed and we
were just fucking flying and that can take. Yeah, it
was so much fun. We were doing circles around this
pontoon boat. But yeah, I got fucking ditch to the dinghy.
I was like, are you fucking serious? But I love
a small little boat. I do, I have, I have

(01:15:26):
hearts to that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
I am anybody excited for summer, and.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
For summer, I know, so Craig. So they bring up
Craig or Page is like, hey, man, do you feel
like a priority right now? And Craig's like, I do
this weekend, but I want to stay a priority while
you're on tour, and Pages like, listen, I don't want
you to resent me when I'm working. But my career

(01:15:51):
is different from when we first started dating, and I
don't feel bad about that, and she should. I'm so happy.
She said that no, and Craig is like, that's not fair,
because I am happy for you, but I just need
to know how I fit into your life. And I
was like, it's not about you. It's literally not about you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
No, unless you're coming up with an equal plan of
what you will both do to make this relationship a priority.
I don't want to hear what you have to say
about page making.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
It a priority.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
How about you talk about your side of fence, you
little douchebag. She's living in a dream.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Let her be. It's like three months. You know what
it's giving is like the girl whose best friend gets
a boyfriend and she's like, but what about me? And
it's like, yuh stop, it's not about you. It just
tells me there's a right way to express when you
feel like you've been left behind. It's also wild to

(01:16:46):
express that you're scared of being left behind when you
have today behind.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Yet he's preemptively like freaking out about this. You can
preemptively talk about it, but he is preemptively like shaming
her for things she's not doing. It's just it's diabolical.
He's need to be the center of her world and
say like, oh, but I am happy for you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
No, you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
You are not happy for her. You are fine with
what she is doing. You're not happy for her, because
if you were happy for you'd be like, I will
follow you around this fucking country because I'm so excited
for you and I want to watch it. And he
would sit like backstage and people wouldn't even know he's
there because he's being supportive. Any city he went to,
he was on stage with her because it had to

(01:17:33):
be about him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
That that he's like shaming her for something that hasn't
even happened yet.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
Yeah, that's like, I just want to make sure you
don't forget about me, And it's like, well, you honestly
would never let me forget about you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
It's so weird. It's so weird that like men think
who gave them this audacity? Like I would never This
is well crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
I understand the thoughts inside, Like I tend to do this.
I like build a world inside my head that like
I'm stressed about will happen in the future. But guess what,
that's my job to deal with that because that's not
happening in real life. So like, Okay, have those thoughts,
say your fears of what could happen in the future
and things you want to prevent from happening, but again,

(01:18:18):
make a plan together. It's not her job to quell
your emotions about things you're making up in your head.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Also as an adult, if you're scared things might happen,
if you're stressed about it, you can only control yourself.
So how can you change your daily life if this
is such an important thing for you, you're so scared
she's gonna not make you a priority? Okay? So how
can you change your life to spend more quality time
with her? To make sure you're going to travel with

(01:18:47):
her a little bit when she's in if she does
a show in South Carolina, go to that show and
be like, you can stay at my house for that
instead of the hotel if you're coming, like, do other things?
He offer other terms, can never imagine for other solutions.
Why is it on her? She's not concerned about it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Because what about his career and he has things to do?

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Dropkick men? Oh my god. Okay, so Page says, okay, okay.
So Craig is like, I it's not fair that you
feel this way, because I'm happy for you, but I
just need to know how I fit in. And because
they're having a literal adult conversation, Paige is like, I
can tell you how I feel, and Craig's like it

(01:19:32):
makes me though, not want to bring stuff up to
you because then you'll feel like it's an attack. And
I was like, it's literally a conversation. It's she's responding back.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
To what you just said about again, and he's not
happening that she has feelings about what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Like you said, it's literally in Chicken Little, he's like
the sky's falling and she's like, Okay, how how can
I stop the sky falling? And he's like, stop being
on the attack about the sky falling.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Is that why they go to her Chicken because he's
like chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
He's Chicken Little yuck. So Craig just wants clarity and
they maybe should do like a status check on their relationship,
like a review. And Paige was like, fine, I'll let
you know if you're fired or not. I love that line.
That was awesome that at the end of the year.

(01:20:23):
She yeah, I would also, So I watched the After
show because it came on right after and I was like, yeah, fun,
I'll just put it on. So Page says like, looking back,
Craig made everything about him and similar to what you said, right,
he comes on her live shows, he has to be
the center right, it can never just be her and

(01:20:45):
Paige even said she would have panic attacks on tour
and she realizes now it was because of how like
Craig was acting. But then Craig would be like, oh,
it's work induced. She got to quit quit Giggly Squad.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Which like, I'm sure there's a lot of factors to it,
but like, why wouldn't you want to make sure you're
not a factor.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
And then Craig told her to watch some of a
documentary about how tours break up families, and I let
y'all own bees, y'all own a bunch of bees? What family? Sir?
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
I just can't imagine ever telling someone to stop doing
something they're so excited about because.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I want them a feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Well, like, I mean, there are definitely feelings are valid,
but like, why are you changing your whole life? Like
I just can't imagine telling a guy who maybe got
like a big work promotion not to do it because
like I needed more attention?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
What about us? What about me? What about my time
with you? That's cral If a girl said that, do
you know how many people will be like she's crazy?
Stage five ling, yes, yes, yes, oh, you're changing himself
for this girl. U. No, literally, same rules apply here.

(01:22:11):
Stop being misogynistic about it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
I also saw online somebody say like, Craig's only mad
that she's going on tour because he tried to go
on tour and it like they just didn't have the interest,
I think to hold this many shows. They've done a
few live shows.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
But not a tour like this.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
So he's mad she's doing something he can't do. So
he needs to put her back in the box that
she should be in and be like the submissive little
girlfriend and not this amazing superstar that she is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Also, I'm gonna say it, the Bravocan watch what Bravocan
Sewing down South booth page was always there and that's
why I wanted to go. And I walked into Sewing
down South one time and I immediately said, where's the
page collection because I wanted to see. I didn't care
about his stupid water bottles he's selling. I was like,
where's the page collection?

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
That's but I love it, and like she clearly shows
up supports him, like and yes he is also involved
and in front, so like I'm not gonna shame him
too much for being like on her podcast tour, because
like there is interest for him to be there, Like
that's fine, Yeah, but she clearly is so supportive over
everything he's doing, and he probably asked her to do
a collaboration, like wanted her involved in that. She like

(01:23:22):
goes to the store when he's at the store to
bring even more interest, promotes it similar how like Amanda
supports lover boy, but like, why are you berating her
over her first major, major thing that's going to interrupt
our relationship? Not saying this is her first major career move,
but the first thing that will shift your relationships slightly

(01:23:43):
and you can't handle it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
That tells me everything about early Literally it's I can't
get over how crazy it is that if this like
genders were reversed, everyone would be like Craig's in the right,
Craig's just growing himself.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
But because I mean, I've seen that the whole rest
of their relationship, it was always when is Page moving
to Charleston? When is she coming here? Like what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
When is she.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Shifting her entire life for him? Never what is Craig
doing to benefit their relationship? And now after they've broken up,
he's like Oh, I was gonna move to New York. Yeah,
fucking right, you werena you were gonna come there four
days out of a week, and she was gonna be
in Charleston three days. Like that's you're claiming so much
ownership of God changing your whole world.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Absolutely yuck to that. Craig also called her harsh because
she's straightforward. I too have been called by my own
father quite abrasive, and I would just like to say, yeah,
and I'm sure that's what it is. I'm just gonna
tell you. It's like, it's the same thing. If a
man does it, he's strategic and calculating. If a woman

(01:24:52):
does it, she's bitchy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
But your reaction to me is not my problem. It's
not my responsibility. Like there are moments like if you're
being hurtful and you tear someone down, yeah, let's nix
that absolutely, But Paige just being honest, open and forthright.
I'm sorry you're having a hard time with that, Craig,
but like, handle it or this isn't the relationship for you,

(01:25:18):
And clearly yeah not the relationship for you. That's okay,
but stop making it her fault.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
No, literally, I just want to end on a high
note from the after show really quick. So everyone talked
about how crazy Carl's admission was that he hasn't had
sex in a year and the last person he had
sex with was Lindsay. And everyone's like, I would take
that to the grave, exactly what we said last episode
where we were like, we wouldn't admit it, just just lie,

(01:25:48):
don't admit this, and all even Emerald is like, I
would lie. I would lie and say I had sex
with someone random and then we find out just a
good timeline, so Lindsay, So they all had this wedding
and Portugal, because we were in shock that like Lindsay
and Carl were at this wedding, well, Lindsay was pregnant
at this wedding with Carl there, and the show was

(01:26:09):
airing at the same time about how Carl and Lindsay
were engaged. So that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
That made a lot of sense when Carl was like,
I have this show airing about my engagement at the time,
and then it's gonna end in feel you're like, I
don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Date in the middle of this, like I was like,
I got god, I get it. But also they gave
us the hug the squeeze at all, Lexi FLEXI hit
us so hard. She's like, doesn't Carl like hugs? And
I was gabby. I laughed out loud, and I'm like, yeah,
he does. There's one thing you know about Carl is

(01:26:45):
he loves a squeeze. He's tight. Oh hug, squeeze me.
And I just forgot how crazy Lindsay's eyes were where
she was like, what I squeeze?

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
I think I've also built it into something it isn't
in my head, so to see it again, I was like, Okay,
I didn't need reality.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
I didn't need to like fully have this picture back.
Lindsay's her expression cracked me up because she looks so
scared and he's like, squeeze me tighter. She's like, She's like,
Jesus fucking Christ, there's a kid here. I don't want
to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
I'd rather be in the nursing costume pretending we're going
to have sex again.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
She'd rather be climbing out of the gate walking oncoming
traffic again.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Man, the only thing I want to squeeze is a
lemon into my vodka water, Like, don't fucking squeeze me
three lemons?

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Carcass out if you will literally so funny anyway, So
that's the end of the episode. But next time on
Summer House, Jesse asks Sierra why she won't give him
a chance, and she says, why don't you try? And
he goes because Wes called Dibbs and she's like, well,
you can't let your homeboy stop you from getting what
you want. Oh my god, I think this is all banter.

(01:28:03):
I again, don't take I don't think Sierra takes it seriously,
so I don't I don't know if Jesse is serious,
but Sierra, I'm sure, is like whatever, weird though I
don't think it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Changes anything she's thinking about. But I think this type
of conversation is like what that's like a Lexi issue
because I think Siah's gonna say something similar of like
I would never and it's basically again all on her,
where Lexi's gonna be like, I don't trust that this
isn't gonna happen just because Sierra doesn't want it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
And that SuDS then because it's not on Sierra, but
Lexi's gonna probably it's gonna be blame darker. Yeah, but
I think it will work itself out. Women just keep
taking these hits. What the fuck, dude, it's not well, you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Know what our society. That's your first initial reaction. So
I'm not gonna be truly mad at Lexi if it's
just her first initial reaction. And then she clears it
up quickly to be like, I'm not mad at you.
This isn't your fault.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
On a fun side, Emerald has two chicks in his bed,
and for some reason, Jesse was there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
I can't wait to see this is getting better than
what we found out from that like Miami Bramo thing like,
oh my god, Jesse, I loved I loved West, being
like was I in the kitchen with a foursome happening?

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
And then Craig and Kile finally talk, which got to
drag this out a whole episode is diabolically ezy. It
is Craig's fault. No, I'm telling you, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
I'm just saying it's okay to be like I don't
want to do this right now in real life for
people like, it's okay to be like, not my time,
but you're right, this is a show.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
We need to have a fight at dinner. It's a show.
And now it's over two fucking episodes this, No, this
is over like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
Four because we had rage texting at Kyle's DJ set,
we had baby shower this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:29:52):
Well, honestly, I think maybe fine, but the fact that
and nothing got solved this like the rage texting five,
all of that fine. I mean literally, Craig and Kyle
have had to have a conversation last episode, That's how
we ended it. This whole episode, there's just no conversation.
That's what drove me nuts about Craig.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Is like, this is the main storyline this season. Craig's
not even on this show.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
No, literally, who cares what Craig thinks? Okay, cool? So
who's your not fun this episode? I mean I gotta go.
Can I pick Craig.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
But like he's not on this Okay, I'm okay, I
just need to clarify that because I'm picking Kyle because
I'm just I can't do this, Like I gotta do it.
I know it's not Kyle's fault, Like I agree with you.
I got there at the end of the episode that
like they should have this conversation at dinner, but his tantrum,
I'm just never gonna co sign.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
No I get that. No, you're right, Okay, this might
be I don't know. I don't know, go for it
just because Carl, Carl give me with the con shell.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
And and the like leam her talk like even that girl,
I just can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
But he admits that he's awkward, and that's fine. Yeah,
but it doesn't mean I want to watch it. It
was the con Shell. It was like, I'm so excited
over a ship and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
All right, whatever, and I make up was way too
very terrible, way too much.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Who is your fun?

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
I feel like this is tricky because I don't feel
like anybody was.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Amazing by any means, but an ord you go good.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
You know I'm going Jesse because like, clearly without Lexi,
he can be a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
He's back, baby, he was cracking me up. I'm gonna
give it to Like I said, Gabby, she's our only
girl that showed the fuck up. She was having a time.
She's cracking me up with those boys. Jesse's punching balloons
and she's like, the fuck's wrong with you? But she's
that was that scene is like them coming. Oh my god.

(01:32:03):
I could watch a whole Honestly, if they just release
footage of like them drunk eating that would they line?

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
They like like little clips, extra deleted scenes on, whether
it's peacock or YouTube. I don't care how you monetize it,
but just give it to.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Me in some way. Well, don't even give it to me. Cut,
give me it unedited. They were eating for thirty minutes.
I'll watch the meet all thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
I don't want that. I wanted to be a little edited.
You know what they should do? You know how they had,
like the deleted scenes or extra things on like Vanner
Pump always give me drunk moments in Summer House unseen
at the end of the season.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. Okay, well, good ish episode,
not really actually a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Well terroscussions episode, great are episode. The terrible episodes of
Summer House always bring our best episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
We'll see I guess a lot of great discussions and
how much I hate men. But yeah, keep watching with us.
Yeah great, thanks for joining. Bye.

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