Andrew Z in the Morning! 6.26.2025 - Hour 1

Andrew Z in the Morning! 6.26.2025 - Hour 1

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thursday. Can't get here soon enough.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
That's today, really really really, Tomorrow's Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
All right, calm down, let's get through today.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Nobody asked you. I love your positive attitude.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's a perfect way to start to day.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Yeah, so are you ready to get started?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Really need some coffee.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm gonna meaning more than coffee.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Coffee's good.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's a start.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, let's go going.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's shoots looks yeah, good morning, showtime. It's Thursday, June
twenty six, twenty twenty five. Welcome to it. I made
a mus Kelly Lent's The Princess of Property from Howard
Hannah Realty. Uh, it's Thursdays with Trey Barry in the house.
Dude walks in like a fucking diva, man, diva, let's see.

(00:40):
Oh and then we got Jessica Lowe in the house
again for day number two. In the morning, jess and
then who uh oh yeah, Lisa, Lisa Lento donn is
coming in from uh four one nine singles. I said
you first, Yes, you weren't even paying.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Attention, Like what about me? Motherfucker?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
What am I child? Here every day?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
And I'm your I'm your one and only I.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Know you are.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
You are my one and only, my my only confidant
only anyway, good morning, Good morning morning. What's going on everyone?
How are you doing? Train? What's going with you?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I'm alive, I'm well here, made it, I'm on time.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Time is what?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah? This is my time, my time. I almost didn't make it.
I forgot that I was supposed to do this today.
It's my day off. I haven't had a day off
in fourteen days. So I literally woke up and I
was like, finally a day off, and I was like, wait, nope, nope,
not today, not today. But it's okay, funny.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I was doing food truck stuff yesterday from noon until
ten pm, and it's like there was a hose on
top of my head, like it was just the water
was just flowing consistently the entire time. It was insane.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
It was insanely It's been insanely hot, like when you
get into your car, it's like two hundred degrees.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, would have felt like in Florida every day.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Like I know it's true, right, there's good. Oh yeah,
you're you're right, it is, it is, but it's the
humidity to like Colleen just came back from Arizona. Uh
uh as Colleen came back from Arizona, I was. I
lived in Arizona for a minute, and it's just different
because we tied a record when I was only there
a year. We tied a record for the most days

(02:23):
in a row over one hundred. It was like thirty
eight or something like that. But it's just it's different.
It's dry, it's different. It's not this. This just soaking wet.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
God.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
But I love it. I did not. I'm not complaining.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yes, I do not.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm not a cold person. Yeah, I like it hot.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Now I do agree with that. Lisa Lento Dunna is here.
Good morning. You know it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Sorry. No, anyone in the whole greater little Era that
knows me knows I'm never going to be on time
or anything.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
So I'm a certain six thirty tell me.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
No. I let my daughter borrow my car last night,
and then this morning, I'm like, where is my key.
It's in a tiny pocket in a bag. She's half asleep.
I'm like, where's my key?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
People will put they don't put the triplet put stuff
back where they were like where it goes?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Oh yeah, horrible. And then I had to make my breakfast,
so that was important. Is it sharing?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I mean omelan strawberry.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's really good granola that I just got from Trader
Joe's and then berries and yogurt and a little bit
of honey. I'm playing Greek yogurt some honey.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
So I question. I was in Springfield High School yesterday
I did. They did a scrimmage game, which these poor kids.
But I'm there and kids walking up in hoodies?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
What? What is this? Tray?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
You?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You are the what are you doing? Trade? It's eighty
the green is on already.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Literally not that hot here, y'all are tripping. It's hotter
than Florida. I feel like I lived there for five
years and this is not that hot to me? Like
it's hot, don't get me wrong.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
What is it? Okay? Not not people that haven't been floor.
What is it with these kids and their hoodies when
it's one hundred degrees.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
To be comfy? I'm comfy. I got hoodie on top,
shorts on bottom. This is ready for whatever. Active man,
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
The other thing I want to talk about. So, so
yesterday I had a cord go bad on my refrigerator
and so and it's you know, one hundred degrees. So Colleen,
every every day it's something.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Well, now I.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Do agree with that. I do agree with that, Kelly.
But I talked to a lot of other food truck
people every and restaurant owners every day. There's something everywhere.
It's it's not just me. It is me a lot,
but it's not just me. They all got something going on.
So Colleen puts now electrician on her on her resume
because she spliced it together and was able to fix.

(05:00):
But here's the thing. It's funny. She she didn't want
to plug it in. She said, I'm not plugging it
in because you have to plug.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
It in, I don't get electric.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I'm like, She's like, I don't want to get electricuted.
I'm like, wait, what the what?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
So your life is more important? Like this is the
way I see it. So your life is more important
than mine, Like, why do I have to plug it in?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's true love, right, it's insane.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
No, Listen, if she died, you wouldn't be able to
function on a daily basis.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
She fixed that. She's for you, so you will die first.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
And I know why Why is my life less important
than you need her to survive.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I also feel like it's just like the man. You
just expect the man to do those risky things, you know,
like like you go see if there's somebody outside when
you hear a noise at night. You know, like you
don't have a man, so I don't have.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Andrew.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
You go see if you go see if people are
outside at night, if you hear a noise, do you
send me?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
You send you?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
So my next question is if I got electrocuted and died,
Who's gonna take care of Josie?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I would.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Mammas, Yeah exactly, Yeah, I got it, I got it.
We would all rally together.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
It would be a community. Baby.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, she'd give you all a run for your money.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
So anyway, it was that was It's weird that I
was the one that I was the expendable. We found
out that I'm the expendable one, which is which is
weird to me.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Anyway, you have you have more like body fat for
the electricity, it would have bomced around more.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Anyway. Uh, what else is going on?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Today is a national work from home day.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
A good day.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's a good day. I thought this was interesting. There
was a debate online. I did get what I get
some textion four one nine three four five three three
seven five let's see it says, uh yeah, plug that
thing in with salty, sweaty fingertips. Exactly. It's ridiculous. But
I'm the one. Someone said, you need to go first,

(07:10):
because she would be okay without you.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, for sure? What if you got might have got
super power?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
We're you gonna find out? Have you not plugged it?
Isn't you?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, I had to.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I played it. I had to pull it right away,
and so you didn't get hypothetical. But I'm just saying
it is hypothetically. Yes, So I thought this was interesting.
There was a debate online. Someone started it said, if
you had to wear a warning label, what would yours?
What would your warning label say? If you had to

(07:41):
wear a warning label, what would it say?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
God warning, I'm extremely blunt.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Really that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Okay, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
All right, so is a.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Lot to handle.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
That's a really good one. Someone else said, they said,
great listener, but immediately forgets what you said.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I love that?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
What about you kill? What would your warning label be?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Gosh warning, I'm high maintenance.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
High maintenance. I see that about Bie.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Hey, I'm bougie, but I am the one that keeps
my maintenance.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
I'm not asking for anybody to do it.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Jessica addicted to Amazon.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Really, that's dangerous.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
That is dangerous. Like, what's the latest? What's the last
thing you bought?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yesterday? I got a package in the mail all of
these flip flops.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Those are cute, dude.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
I woke up today with a box that I.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Was drinking and forgot I ordered.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
I ordered five things that I did not need Christmas.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Was it today or yesterday? Before we went on the air,
Kelly said, I have to stop drunk shopping.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Oh, it was this morning, this morning, and I found
this box. Yes, this morning. I'm hoping, and I'm like,
I mean, I.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Bought a book called how to Sell a Hundred Houses.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I bought that.

Speaker 7 (09:16):
We saw mindsets in the right shoes and a purse Jesus,
and I.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Bought yeah, some vitamins.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, just in general trade. What's the last thing you
bought on Amazon?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
You said, I bought it a shirt?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
A shirt.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Yeah, I just bought a shirt literally this morning. Then
I'm gonna wear Saturday in Detroit.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
It is like one of the fancy go out shirt.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's just like a black button up because I'm going
to an all black event on Saturday at what is
the name of the I don't even know the name
of the place. My birthdays on Sunday. So my friend's
like playing this get together. We just got a big, big,
huge Airbnb. There's like twelve of us. A couple of
them are flying in from Florida, Virginia and then Texas.

(09:58):
So I got a big get together and we're gonna
have a good time.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
So when when Ken we found out that Trey and
Lisa were gonna be on the show on the same time,
she said, it's an interesting dichotomy because Lisa's whole mission
in life is to make sure single people have significant others.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yes, and.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
It's to never ever be in a relation.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I don't know about never ever, but it's just not
what I want right now. And I hate when people
force it on me, so like, don't do that to me.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I don't like the people.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Actually, yeah, I don't like when people force it on
me either.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I don't force it.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I'm giving people the opportunity. But I have even even
still not like friends or feeling like all of a sudden,
somebody shows up and their single, and it's like they're like,
you know, and I'm like, this happens. Yeah, I'm like
please like I don't. And first of all, I'm very
focused on my business right now, Like you know what
I mean. I have my ducks in a row, and
I'm not I'm not lonely. I have companionship if I

(11:02):
need it.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's what I say. Said the same thing, like, I'm
totally at peace with being by myself right now.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Don't get me wrong, I do want to settle back down,
and you don't want to find somebody. But also I'm
assuming you're a wee bit younger than me.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
He's the baby, he's the baby of the of the bunch.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, so you you have more time so you can
have this like lacksadaisical relationship attitude right now. I don't
have as much time.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
You know. I feel like I have so much time
because I know that I have passed the point of
wanting kids. So that's not something I desire, you know,
And I know a lot of women still want that.
They desire kids. I don't desire that. I have six
sisters one they all have kids. I have tons of
nieces and nephews. I've been down the babysat. I'm good
on that. Yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
But not only that though, but you being in your
thirties and if you're in your fifties though, and your
single and your singing, but in your single and you
want to be in a relationship or you don't want
to be alone, then you do you do run a
little different. You run it a little differently because I mean,

(12:07):
you don't have as much time and you already had
your fun time like when you were thirty. Yeah, I
mean don't.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, Like I said, don't get me wrong, I do want
to find somebody and settle down. It's just my priorities
right now. Have just been trying to really focus on
like getting this up and going And you know, I
was like, ya, what do they say those who can't
do teach so you can't.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Do love, But man, you're really good at organizing.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
I can't do love, but I can help everybody else.
We're all fine love, okay. But no, I just I
do think that's funny. And yeah, it's not like I
don't have options. I just want to let everyone else
know that too, because I feel like it's just that
we're not the right time your.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Let me ask you a question, do you do you
date number one and number two? Is it? Is it
intimidating for a guy because you are like the dating
guru in the four one nine?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Now, oh yeah, I think I've definitely screwed myself, right,
I really like scared.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, I mean right, I.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Think I'm an intimidating personality anyways. Right, so that's already
a thing. So I'm very extra, Like you know, I'm
a little bougie. I'm a little extra. So like those
things can also come off as a little intimidating as
it is very social. I know everybody, so you know,
you go out with somebody on a date and it's like,
you know half the restaurant or you know, like I

(13:25):
actually saw Kelly the other night and I was like,
you know, out with someone and it's like you it
just gets to be like you see everybody you know,
and it's kind of like a lot. But but I
don't know, like I'm not.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
I will tell you that one of my girlfriends said
to me that you have to find a strong mansion
people to be with you.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
And I think a.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Strong yeah, because because it is true.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Like if I go anywhere, I know pretty much everybody
in the room, and it does get like tiresome to
somebody that you're supposed to be folks.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yes, and you have to like the person has to
be very confident, right, because you know you can't come
into that situation and not be a confident person.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
So I did get a text and said, Jess is
hotter than a spoon at Whitney Houston's house.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
I don't know, is that is that nice?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
That's nice?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
I don't think it was meant to you.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
You're you're married though, right? I am?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
You are married? Okay, Well, what does he think of this?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
He thinks it's fun. Really, he's probably listening.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, all right, how do you how it has been together?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
We've been together for fourteen years married? Great, we're we
gonna say Lisa, I do feel like she's kind of
glowing over there. I know it's like when you're lighting,
you look really cute.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
You have a good light on you.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Today today for sure we got to get these two
on camera.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Well she got to show you got to show him
how Also this morning, I'll send him the link to
I'll send send him at great now.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
I actually just cut my hair with kitchen scissors.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I saw that and so tell us about that.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
So I was pmssing. I don't know if that's too
much to stay on here, but like so I was
pm messing. It was extremely hot, you know, so I'm
gonna blame a lot of it on the weather. And
then I think I was super stressed about ten million things,
and I was like, oh my gosh, my hair, Like
I can't. I put extensions in a lot anyways, so
it's always little everywhere, but you know, some days it's long,

(15:29):
some days it's short. But it was just in this
in between stage. So I just went and got the
kitchen scissors and chopped it off and I went in
the living room. When I said to my older kids,
they're like seventeen to nineteen, I go, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I hate it.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
And they were like, don't you know you never like
cut your own hair when it's hot outside and you're pmssing,
you know, And I was like, well, yeah, I know that,
but I did it.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I think it's good. What's anyone else that doesn't know
that you did it that way? It means they would.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I think everyone else thinks it's normal, but I don't
like it, you know what I mean? So it is
I ei it, I just and it's not hoping that
it's early in the morning because I have this like
my face is always super puffy in the morning, so
I feel like with my short hair, and then like
in the morning, I wake up and.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm kind of swoll.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
My daughter's saying, need to be an anti inflammatory diet.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Oh, Like, I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
But what is that? Oh, an inflammatory?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
But like when I sleep really hard and then when
I wake up in the morning, I feel like my
face looks like chipmunk cheeks and I'm drooling it outside
of my face.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, no, I get it. So I got to get
it under control. Yeah, I get it. And uh, finally,
before we get into the news, a recent poll found
summer is our favorite season. That's what they say. They
say Spring is second a close second with So it's
thirty two percent for summer, twenty eight percent Spring, then
fallows twenty five percent, winters eleven percent, and four don't

(16:51):
have a favorite season. I'm surprised because I thought fall
would be number two, or at least people.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, people are I was in Florida. I miss Fall
so much that I will call home and fly here
for fall.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah, literally birthday in the fall.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, the fall. I sent it to her. I texted
to her. Oh text, yeah, yeah, I send it. Okay,
all right, let's get into the news. One dad, another injured.
This is so sad in a shooting at Boulder Creek
Apartments Wednesday morning. It called for the shooting at Boulder
Creek Apartments came in just after nine am yesterday. So

(17:30):
as soon as we got done on the air, according
to police, arrived on the scene, two people were found shot.
One of the victims left the scene in an ambulance.
Officer say, the other victim died in the shooting. And
are you are you following this at all? Because this
morning it's gone viral. This girl that that allegedly passed away,

(17:51):
because I can't say for sure it was her, but
her Facebook page says like I can't take this MF
always threatening me. He's gonna punch me in my face
and knock my teeth out, and my kids are gonna
be motherless, constantly putting, constantly putting the gun up against
my head or shoving it in my stomach, destroying my

(18:12):
stuff every chance he gets. This is getting out of control.
I don't feel safe. And then you know, a bunch
of people commented, and then after that, then apparently she
died after.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Oh my god, Well I've seen stuff popping up on Facebook, right,
and I didn't really know. I was like, you know,
I saw it last night, and I turn this down.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Uh yeah, Kelly knows how to turn him down.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
So I've seen stuff on it, and I definitely I
was curious, like what happened, what's going on? And people
were like just commenting a lot, like what's going on
in Toledo. There's crazy things going on.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
So always I feel like every day it just gets crazy.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
And this is one crazy place for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's that's where you coming from Florida, because Florida's got
all the crazy people.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I don't feel like, no, it doesn't. That's what they
see different ways. They'd like do their own thing. They
don't really bother anyone, Like the guy who stayed on
his boat during your hurricane. They're crazy like that. They're
not crazy like going out and killing people and shooting people,
not saying that doesn't happen crime happens and there's no
address for that. Really knows that as a realtor has
no address. But yeah, no crazy here is like crackhead crazy.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
So it's different, like you notice that huge different? Yeah, absolutely, Wow,
that's interesting, huge difference.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
I think it's everywhere. And I think the thing is is,
you know, sometimes I don't know. I it's easy to
be like, oh Little Sucks or Toledo and you know
there's crime, and I feel like it's all about kind
of like when you find the good stuff where you
find the bad stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I think you can focus in like really heavily right
now that like a couple of really bad things happened
in a row. But I'm sure you can do that
in every city go too.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
But I think too, we're we're lucky in the fact
that I mean we're privileged, and you know, you don't
have to there's people that are forced to live in
places where bad things happen and it's not their fault
and and you know we don't. We don't have that luckily, but.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
There are Now I listen to the news every day
with him.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It Yeah, it's crazy. Remember, So here's another story. I
remember this story So this guy was at the correctional
treatment facility in custody. He's in shackles, he's in handcuffs,
and they're taking him to wherever the I can't remember
where they're taking him. This dude just busts out the door,
just falls out, just the cars drive in. He just
goes out to shackles, handcuffs and run runs. And he's

(20:38):
been on he's been on the lamb for like I
don't know, like has it been like two weeks. I
think they finally caught this dude. They finally caught him
last last night when officers arrived. They finally he was
being transported to the hospital now. But uh yeah, so
now these two other people were we are now in
trouble because they were harboring him him and so they

(21:02):
said they let these two people let him stay at
their home while he was evading authorities. They claimed the
two lied about the victim and the suspect and both charges.
Both are are charged with obstructing justice and harboring and
obstructing justice and false information. So they finally caught that
dude that just rolled out, And I don't know how
you run in shackles and chains and not be able

(21:24):
to get caught.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
But what about the police that were what do you
do the same thing though, if you were being taken
into custody and you had an opportunity, I would I would,
I would run.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
But I guess it's not the having opportunity, but when
you were in shackles, like how do you run?

Speaker 3 (21:44):
And I don't know that he did, they not know
that he rolled out. I mean, I don't get it.
If it was between me going to jail and having
an army crawling, I'm army crawling all day. I would
never survive in jail. There's two places I would survive
the military meaning or I would just melt away and

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just die.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Just kill me, Like what port do you? What?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Poor?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Do you guys think that you would not be able
to survive? Like what part like doin it?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I mean anything that requires me not living a pampered.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Because you like, dude, I think I would rock INTOI.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
You would I think I would miss Taco Bell to know.
I think that would be like very popular. Or I
would try to kill you. Tell you, I do think
you have enough grit where you probably could you know
you could stand your course. Oh my god, I would not.
I am like like like white girl, white you know
what I mean, Like I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
The worst thing about it, I think too, is that,
I mean, you're not calling any of your shots. You're
going to bed when they tell you're waking up, when
they tell you you're eating, when they tell you they're schedule.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I'm just like, okay. Cool sounds like a plan to me,
and free housing sounds.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Like I mean, there are people that think like that.
I mean they'd rather do that than be on the street.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Absolutely, But for me, I do.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Actually watch a lot of these Instagram videos about cooking
in jail and people in jail. I don't know why.
I find it very fascinating and I always think every
time i'm watching one, I'm like, oh my god. I
they would walk me through the door and I would
just like I.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Remember one guy, I remember one time I was I
was in jail and I remember one time and one
time well yeah, so it was it was five months
and I remember this guy next to me, super nice guy.
And I was in Mansfield, but I was in the camp.
So like there's the main like big prison, like that's
where like the killers are, which which was scary because

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you still had to filter through. So like I was
in County and then they shipped me to which the
officer was very nice. He actually drove me through McDonald's.
I swear to god, we're going from from Wood County
to Mansfield and he says, are you hungry? And Andrew, yeah,
I'm hungry. He goes, I'm gonna get you a McMuffin.

(24:08):
Now would he wouldn't take my handcuffs off? So I
was eating it with my hands behind my back. But
he drove through McDonald's and got me a hash brown
and a and a and a and a McMuffin or whatever.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Okay, wait, so how did you eat it with your
hands behind.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Your because it straight it was. I don't know. I
just maybe maybe they were in front of me.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I don't think, I don't.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I was definitely a handcuffs, So I do remember that.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
There's no way, there's no way, okay, so they must
get in front of these right, remember me and Kelly
did it last weekend? Some handcuffs is crazy?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
So so he so he takes me. But here's the difference.
Wood County. I'm County County Jail to like the prison,
there's a big difference. So they so they I get
there and you get to get in line of the process.
I'm like, holy fuck, these guys are way bigger than
dudes that count like this. It was it was scary
processing through. Now again, they ended up putting me in

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the camp, so I only had to go through processing.
But even that was intimidating. But then you get anyway,
there's so I meant this thing this in this guy
he was super nice guy. And one time we had
we had like Saturday dinner, like he ordered some like
fancy ramen or whatever, and we sat in his bunk.
It was like he' said, hey, come on over, man,
go around six o'clock. We're doing a fancy dinner with

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me and like three people. It was. It was, look,
I didn't mind my time there, to be honest with you,
I really mean.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
He played softball, he had fancy.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Worked out every day, fancy noodles.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's not a bad life, I guess. I mean. I
I was there again. I was there with with guys
that were it was a lot of no no child
support and drunk drivings. It was it was, you know,
that's kind of people I was in with.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Did you get commissary.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, yeah, you could do that.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
And like, because I love watching these videos where they
take their commissary packages and they make You should see
the things they make in jail for like food out. Yeah,
romen noodles.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
They call him bread.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yeah, they would make breaks and yeah, it's funny because
they would. They made fun of me because Colleen bought
me a TV and all this stuff and I was
only there five months. They're like, dude, you're only hear
fucking five months, and I like, I like had all
my own stuff, Like, she must have spent two grand
on like just stuff for me so that I could
be comfortable died. That's a good woman.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Yeah, so you better plug in every wire. That's why
you plugged the refseration.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
So anyway, it was, it was. It was an interesting time,
interesting time. Sixteen year old found dead at a Genoa quarry.
You always hear about this man that you're from Genoa.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, yeah, well I'm not from just that area.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, but I did live.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
There for fifteen years when I was married. And I
actually read it last night to the kids. I was like,
oh my gosh, thinking of for that, the story was
going to be something maybe they knew, but it was
someone from out of town that was just there with
their family, like enjoying the corry. But how sad. You know,
those lifeguards are only like high school kids, you.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Know, I know. So they said that this kid went
missing in the water around four o'clock and and uh
and you know you sound dead.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
I've always been leary about Corey's.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I mean, I because you hear the stories. But you know,
we have to always say, you have to have to
keep in perspective news because you owe the Cory stories
always make the news because it's so it's so different.
But you gotta think, I mean, how many thousands of
people go swimming there and then you hear a story,
you know, every couple of years.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Or people drawn in pools. I mean it's there's a
lot of people die from drowning every year. So I
don't think it's just Corey's, you know, I think you
could have heard about that in someone's swimming pools.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Right, No, agreed. So remember this TPD officer that was
buying a pot while he was on duty. Oh, I
love that, and then and then I know, and then
he but then he got five tired for doing it. Well, now,
he has been convicted of buying marijuana and he is
going to uh be sentence to community service, So.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
He's literally on the job. You couldn't have wait, and
there's dispensaries everywhere, bro, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Well he did he bought it from a random like
a bike shop.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
His fault.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
That's definitely not what I'm smoking these. Yeah, well, I
say that's so weird in like twenty twenty five when
you can literally go to a million dispensaries with a
literally drive.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
But he was on duty though. I'm guessing you couldn't
drive up over there regardless. He must like if he
was like on duty in hand.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Wait to be. The officers have so much free time
because I know a couple of them. He literally could
have went home. They literally have so much freedom to
drive wherever they want when they're on shift. He could
have went home if he was feeding that baden smoke,
if he had it, hit up a friend, anything, but
to go buy.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
From He deserves it.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
But here's the thing is, though, should he ben fined
if he gets community service? Okay, that's his job, all right?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, I don't think you should be doing it at work.
It's no different if you went to the bar and
got drinks.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Right, Well, we're saying, why not just give him like
a something you know, you know, hey, a suspension or
something like that, because you're a rescue for fifteen twenty years.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
He's been a cop, that's and he's fifteen years of
education where he should have known you should.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Have had that, Like this is a real stupid movie. Like, yeah, oh,
for sure, sometimes.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
You kind of need a little pat on the hands
when you do something that, right, But what I'm saying, yeah,
they're making you example out of him, for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Oh for sure. Once you've got headphones there by your
left nieks, you keep jumping off the mic and yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
It's because I'm trying to eat my breakfast at.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
The same I think that was an example though. It
was like, you worked here for fifteen years, you're not
getting no slack. Now every other officer is like, damn
that they fired him, will definitely fire me.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Right, like you said, make an example of him. Oh
this is interesting. The owners of Oh Dear Diner. If
you live in Perrysburg, you probably got ice cream over
at Oh Dear across from the uh the Farmer's Market
every Thursday, and the owner, Rick and Dana, announced the
decision on social media, saying that they were going to
sell the business. They're getting out of the business after

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fifteen years, they said, you know, they started it with
their with their daughters and now they're all kind of
gone through school now they were doing in fifteen years,
he said. Rick gets up at six point thirty in
the morning getting prepared for the day, and he's ready
to retire. He's an older guy, he's probably sixty something,
and so he's selling his stuff at auction and if
someone buys it then they'll be still be an ice
cream shop there. They're just not going to own it.

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Ohio plans swift appeal as the court declares private school
voucher system unconstitutional. What yeah, well, I'm trying to see
a Common Police Court granted judgment judgment tuesday in a
twenty twenty two lawsuit joined by hundreds of public school
districts known collectively as vouchers. They say they hurt Ohio,

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as well as some parents, students, and a fair school
funding group. The plaintiffs WOID argue that Ohio's twenty eight
year old school voucher program, known asad Choice, has over time,
created an unconstitutional system of separately funded private schools and
led to uh resegregation of some districts because mostly non

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minority students take advantage of the program. So they say
that now that that they're so found.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
I use the program, do you Yeah, I live in
a failing school district, so my kids go to Saint
Joe's Mommy for free.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
But here's the thing is, what is the incentive? Then?
How do you get better? If if you're pulling all
the money out of a failed school system, you know,
if everyone wants to leave, then like what happens to
the school system just gives.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Worse deserves great education and if they're not getting it, But.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
What about the other children that are in the school.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Choice a long time ago?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Why?

Speaker 5 (31:48):
I mean, yeah, it's super easy to get I used
to do it. I mean I used to cardinals. I
used to be an enrollment. I mean it's super easy.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
It's not difficult at all.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
But there is only so much money, so once it
runs out, it runs out, and then you know, and
I mean, some people don't want their kids to have
a private school education.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
The Ohio Education Association, the state's largest teachers union, praise
the ruling as a win for the nearly ninety thousand,
ninety percent rather of K through twelve students who attend
their regular public school. This is like, I guess a
ten percent that they do this sad choice, so they
pick their own school or whatever. So it'll be interesting
to see how this ends up playing out of I'm
sure there's going to be appeals and stuff, so we'll

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see how it plays out.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I'll take five years before everything even happened. We just
got an email about it yesterday.

Speaker 7 (32:33):
What they say that everything that right now, It all
stands until they come to a agreement.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Right, Okay, they said your kids may have to go
back to the hood.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I don't have to start an only fans or something.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
A Toledo man was arrested for allegedly stabbing two people,
leaving them seriously hurt. Did you see the picture of
this fucking guy is Thomas Wilson. This dude is crazy looking.
I'll pull it up.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I was gonna say, no, I need to see it.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh my god, And I mean you should.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Obviously definitely from the East side, this dude.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
This dude definitely has to have mental problems or something,
because math problems I'm gonna look at him.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
I'm gonna tell you what end of town I think
he's from.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I'm thinking the East. I can't wait. You guys see him.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Here you go, here you go?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Right? Oh yeah, not even on the good side Utah Street,
for sure, exactly on Utah. Sorry to anyone who lives
on Utahu, looks this was your neighbor though, I'm back.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
That's so funny. I gotta text it. He looks like
gargle Mill. He does look like gargle Mill. Holy ship,
there's a new brother. There's a new Smurf's coming out too.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
It looks like he looks like Gargaville. Oh my gosh,
happened some like weird looking people coming through the news
through to Toledo, like recently, like when they had the
six guys that had the woman that was controlling them
to like hold the other guy captive.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Right. She was crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Look, she was crazy looking, and every single one of
them looked super crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, And I was like, where are these people coming from?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Man, they're coming from the BP refinery.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Someone someone said, I say, I'd say he probably lived
on Neveda. Someone else said, yodonda YadA ya.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
We're in the same neck of the woods. Yeah, yeah,
walk from each other.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
So this Venezuelan man accused of posing as a teen
in Perrysburg has been indicted on federal charges on Wednesday,
twenty four year old Anthony Emmanuel Labrador Sierra. This is
this is Trey's buddy.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
He could do the best server in the city. He
was a server at Alba Cairo.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
On sec My son in high school.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
He's did he go to high school?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
He didn't go He's at.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
North View, but he is kind of he knew him,
and he's friends with like the one girl he dated
and all this other stuff. And so when this happened,
Colton was saying, he was like the dude was on
like the soccer team he was. He was like wow,
like Paysetter soccer. He was like, And I was like,
who goes? This is like a movie.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
It is like they really couldn't make a movie out
of this, because he literally was like living double. Because
I met him obviously not at high school, but I
met him at Elbacuerro and he never won. He told
me he was twenty four, and he told me, but
he told me he was from Columbia and he said,
I had just moved here from and I was like,
why would you move from Colombia to Toledo, And he
was like, there's so much more freedom here, Like you

(35:43):
can do so much more. And I work out a lot,
and so he was like, you're so big, how do
I get? Like yeah, and he like showed me his Instagram.
We became friends and he like it is a workout guy,
and so like every time I would go there, I
would he would be my server and he would give
me the best discounts ever.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
But he was living a dual life.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yes, yes, very much.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
And we didn't We didn't know that until Trey said
that because there there's there was no news article that
it said that he was. I thought he was just
pretend to be a kid.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
He was.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Also he was also a twenty four year old server
at the docs.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
That's crazy that no one put this together. I know,
someone's got to write a book.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I got, y'all.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Here's my thing is what I don't understand. I've moved
like twice in Sylvania schools since I've lived there, and
they are crazy about documentation and getting your kids a
roll and paperwork and people all. I mean, but didn't
there were no parents walking in with them, like I
can't know.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, he had them. He stayed with the legal Yeah,
the foreign exchange.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
I missed that.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
But he lived on a loophole that says that he
was trafficked here, so he his parents weren't here and
so then he went to stay with some people and whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
So I need to read it.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
It's interesting because there's so much venom for this kid
or he's not this man. There's like like parents hates
this dude now, and I don't think that they would
hate him if he was just here to like, hey, look,
I'm trying to get an education. But the problem is
he was banging underage girls and partying with underage girls.
So that's where it's like, dude, you're you're done, Like four.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Girls, I said, first off, I'm gonna say this is
never right, but I want to let y'all know, when
I was sixteen in high school, sixteen year old girls
are going to hang out with twenty five years old
all the time, so this is not right.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Right.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
When I was younger, I was like, ain't that a
little weird? But now that I'm fully grown, I'm just thinking,
like these little girls like for moms who have parents
in general, who have sixteen year old seventeen, they should
be more cautious of their daughters because.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
It ain't right. But it's real.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
College, Like you go hang out with college guys. I
remember being in eighth grade at Cedar Point, okay, and
I was with my older neighbor, Missy. My mom does
not know the story, so she's listening. She's gonna So
I was in eighth grade. We're at Cedar Point, and
I remember she was maybe like two years older than me,
and like took me along for the day with her.

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And there were these guys that worked at Cedar Point
who were clearly like twenty years old, you know, And
we were hanging out with them all day. And we
lied and we said we were like she said she
was eighteen. I said I was like sixteen, you know,
and I was in eighth grade. I just stopped playing
barbies like in seventh grade, okay, And I didn't know
what I was doing. Like, but think about the the
girls that do that or like that. I mean, that

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happens all the time.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
The barbie down picked the cigarette.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Up day, Barbie smoking cigarette. She said, I literally was
playing Barbies in seventh grade, and that says a lot
about me.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Eighth grade grade.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Lisa was cool, Okay, it was very nice. It was cool.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
It was time for high school.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
It's crazy. What else is going on? Ohsp oh, I'm
sorry O. S HP is tracking over one hundred and
fifty thousand deer related crashes over the last five years.
Then whatever hit deer?

Speaker 3 (39:00):
No go a deer hit me?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Really? What happened?

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Just like bounced off the front of my car and
kept running. But then I got home and there was
deer hair like stuck in my light and everything.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
I run.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I hit a deer once too, and no damage. I
got very lucky because I say I saw it and
I slammed the brakes on. So I mean, I don't
know if there was damage to him. He drove he
you know, he drove off, drove off. Here a number
of everyday millionaires. That so, those whose wealth between one

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and five million dollars is soaring.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
How many of us in the room can relate.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
But no are they single. But some of those people
don't even feel rich. And one article says that's because
it's the new middle class. The fuck out of here.
One to five million is the new middle class.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Get out of let's bank accounts. Let's see how it
really rich.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
They feel Hey, also, I feel like that's like such
a crappy thing to say to America because then like
everyone else who's living no normally, who is like middle class?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
And we feel like what what are we like? We
need to be living on ne Veda? We heard the
poor folks.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
It's like I used to shot my target, but now what?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
A Walmart man picking a cop may lose his job
for farting in a coworker's face.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
That's like that one's decides the weed one. Okay, I
get it, yes, but this is a different type.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Of gas light.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
A comp in.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
England might lose his job after he asked a female
coworker to pull his finger, then farted in her face.
He's now dealing with a disciplinary review to decide if
he should be fired or not.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
He didn't give as the co worker says.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
She knew that he was planning to do it when
he asked her to pull his finger, so she told
him to told him to go away, but then he
spun around, stood on his toes and farted in her
face less than six inches away and laughed. Now, it's
happened all the way back in twenty two when he won,
and the discipline thing still hasn't happened. Jesus, because the.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Four brothers that happened to me all the time, they
continued to work together since then. Yes, and I mean
did she deserve it? The real question?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
And he could lose his job for this whole thing.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Bitches ain't ship. Whoever the reporter was that wrote and
there turned around and stood on his toes. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
That little I'm actually getting paid.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
That little note though, made it so much more visual
to me. I said, Okay, turn around toes and then they
can see then they can see it. Yeah, I literally
seeing what happened here.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
You'll suffer four thousand scrapes and bruises in your life,
four thousand. Dude, working on the food trick. Every day
I've got something like I get cut by ten by
number ten cans and knives, and every time I've got
a freaking cut on my hand.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
You need to wear those.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I wonder what the numbers are for a stripper, But
I ken't.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Random bruises all the time, like I don't know where
they come from. Really is very drink a lot.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
You don't drink a lot.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
No, I drink socially okay. But back to like the
ordering thing I did accidentally. I was up at three
am and maybe had a few a couple of weeks ago,
and I accidentally ordered Home Chef and the it's like
the kid. So the ups guy comes walking up on
Monday morning with this box of food and I was like,

(42:27):
what is that for?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
And he goes, He goes, what's your order? And I
was like.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Was it good?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
And no, I didn't even know how much I spent.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
I had to go back and see like did it
Did it bounce my checking again? No, it was good.
I would do it again, would you Yeah, I would
do it again. But it's just like summer. We're on
the go so much like baseball. It's not really like
and I have a lot of people at home right now,
my daughter's going from college. It wasn't like enough food,
you know, we need I cook him big. I'm Italian,

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I cooking like big, huge batches, Like I don't know
how to feed kids on a smaller amount.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Which we did that for a couple of weeks. We
did one of those meal preps. It was the food
was good. I don't know, we just I don't know
why we just stopped or kind of got tired of it.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, I mean it is, it's cool. I think it's
like especially we.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Did the one though, where when if these first kind
started going out where you still had to cook for
like thirty minutes, like they give you all the portion,
but I'm like, well, why am I doing all this
by my own ingredients?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Okay, but now some of them now they just come
full where you throw them in the microwave or whatever,
like all right, anyway, a study found eating this fruit
every day helps you sleep. What do you think it is?
An apple? An apple a day? Uh no, no, no, hold on,
let me let me see. Except found avocado. What if

(43:50):
you if you eat one avocado a day for six months?
And they surprised to find their sleep had improved. It
also lowered cholesterol they were expecting. They were not sure
why it helped them sleep better, but it did. And
they just the extra extra nutrients and avocados and and
so they're saying, you.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Know what else, he just sleep better?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Marijuana, for sure?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Do you do you use marijuana every time? Like to
go to sleep.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I use marijuana edlem sparingly. I don't eat edibles. I
had a bad experience with edible. I almost had a
heart attack. What do you mean, I had a very
bad I have high blood pressure. So like, I took
this edible chocolate. I don't eat edibles, but I had
a chocolate. Somebody told me that's like next level because
it digests differently than a gummy. I've had many gummies before.
But I took a chocolate and I went to work,
and then all of a sudden, I felt my heart

(44:38):
beating outside my chest. And then I went to the bathroom.
And when I sat on the toilet because I was like,
it's quiet in here and near the place of quiet,
and then I started sweating profusely. And then I literally
was like I think I'm having an actual heart attack.
And I was like my pulse was going crazy. I
was literally just having to pain attack. But it lasted
for five hours, and so I didn't go to the hospital,
but I did send in the bathroom math work for

(44:59):
five hours. Luckily, it was a horrible experience.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Someone come check on you.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
No. I was on FaceTime with my friend and she's
a charged nurse at a hospital. So I'm like, do
you think I'm having a heart attack. She's like, no,
I think you're having a panic attack. And then every
now and then it would like stop and then all
then it would go back up again. I'm like, nope, nope,
having an heart attack, and she's like, you need to
go lay flat and be on the ground. And so
like I did go lay on the ground and then
I felt better, but as soon as I would stand
back up, panic attack would happen again. It's almost like

(45:24):
an on and off situation that happened for a five
hour time, but it would go for like ten minutes.
Then it'd be off for ten minutes, but it kept
coming back, and I hated it.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
So edibles, no, no flower, Yes, I think it's because
you did the chocolate and not like a little like
dummy that no.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
She literally told me when she gave me the chocolate,
because the nurse is one who gave it to me,
she goes, this is really strong, be careful. I'm like, dude,
I'm two hundred and sixty pounds. I'll be fine. Like
I've done an edible before and I was good. I
literally have a video on my phone of me eating.
I was eating burger king at my desk, happy and
then twenty minutes after that, life went downhill.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Wait, what's your job that you can just like be
at work?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
This was an old, old job that I had. So
this was I'm a I'm a retired realtor. Now I'm
in property management. And this is when I was a
realtor in Florida. No one was in the office. I
just went there to do some like extra work on Sunday.
So the office was always empty on Sundays. But it
was a very nice office, like it was like top

(46:21):
of the line, so they had like massage chairs. I'm
trying to use everything in the office, trying to not
be panicking, and it just wasn't working.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
A horrible st So people on TikTok it's a new
trend or eating raw onions, they said, billing it. Uh,
they're binding them into them like an apple.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Onions are good.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I know people that eat I've known that for my
whole life. I've known people that have eaten like an apple,
And yeah, onions like an apple. I don't think that's
a new thing.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
I don't think I'm doing all that, but like definitely
a raw onion pedal with hummus fire see.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
And then your best smells all day long.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I don't do wraw.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I lounched your neighbor.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
I love Mediterranean food. I never get like the raw
onion and the radishes and all that shit, like like
put all that shit aside? Does anyone eat that stuff?

Speaker 7 (47:08):
Me?

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I'm like, will you just take that onion and just
scoop it into hummus and just stick in your mouth
with pride?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (47:14):
And I say, if you don't want that spicy for me,
like to eat it raw. I gave up onions once
I became a realtor.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, caramelized onions are well.

Speaker 7 (47:27):
That onions are different. Raw just about something to your
I mean, it comes out of your poorse.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Lisa said that my three year old niece eats them
like an apple. Here's some TikTok.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Let's eat an onion.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I would never choose to eat it as an apple,
but it's an option. Let's make bands onion again. Lemon
olive oil, some flaty salt copper, babe, some everything but
the bagel season Anchorg's giving rocks capers, babe. Someone in
my comments said that these taste the way cigarettes. I'm

(48:00):
gonna do a little balsamic sor she's stunning, Let's give
it a taste, you know you want tail.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah that was brutal, but I just did that. Have
you guys seen Apparently this is an old trend and
I'm just jumping on it now practice I'm old, Okay,
the Tiffany plate, the viralia, like all the cottage cheese
is as like a raw radish radish and like a
raw Brussels sproud. And I'm sure she's done veggies, and

(48:34):
you dip in the cottage cheese, cottage cheese with yellow
mustard on it. We're hot sauce. I've seen people doing
hot sauce, and so I was like, I'm gonna try this.
And the staples are cottage cheese, yellow mustard, a chicken sausage.
So I did like an apple chicken sausage, and then
all the like a plate of just whole raw vegetables
and you just dip. I didn't think it was great, Like,

(48:57):
I was like, I don't love the combination of any
of it. And also, if I'm going to eat all
these veggies, I'm gonna cut them and eat them like
a normal person. And I'm will still be hungry after that,
like the whole like everything's raw like that, you know
what I mean, Like this is like a thing like
raw radishes, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Like saudraw was the one chicken saucea draw. I mean,
everything would be cool. I just hate mustard so gross.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
I am not a big yellow mustard person. I would
say it was a little bit better on cottage cheese.
I do love cottage cheese, but you could doctor this
up so much better. Like there's so many good things
to put in cottage cheese or on cottage cheese, like
everything bagel, seasoning, apple sauce.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, that's the thing. Like that would be fired for
pineapples and cottage cheese is my thing.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
And even just pour it over.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yeah yeah, that's the ones I usually eat. But the
eggs and cotta cheese where you put the I love that.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I remember as a kid my mom, would you do
a kind of cheese with salsa in it? Salsa and
then like have like a like a burger patty with you. Yeah.
I love to dip and cheese. That is my go to.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
That is my favorite thing.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I love it so much. Okay, oh I get it
A text Sandy says, I eat onions like an apple.
I put onions on my eggs with mustard.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Sandy jail.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Immediately someone said, not a new thing. I know grandparents
and aunts and uncles that do this as well, just
eat onions like that.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
But of course they're going to turn it into like
an Instagram trying with some girl, and they're being like,
oh my gosh, let's add.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
The stomach to it.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
To make it. Why you saved the room?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, while you're saving the room.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Wearing my leggings and.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
So did you know that that Ohio is one of
the top ten destinations for road trips or best places
for road trips? Number one was Minnesota, then New York,
then Ohio. There are a lot of cool places to go, right.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Like southern Ohio's beautiful fire yeah country, like.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I wanted to go. Did you see that? I saw
something on TikTok this guy there's some sort of Amish
experience where you eat dinner like with like with the
family at their dinner table.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
I would be so all over that. I was a
girl who grew up reading Amish books. Okay, I loved
my mom's house was decorated in Amish people like in
the nineties that was the thing. Do you remember this
literally within Mennon Night. But I don't know about straight No,
I'm down, like if I tell me where I can go.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Have you seen an escape in the Amie Yes.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Amish mafia that I always see an obsession with the
Amish people, so really yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I remember the MTV show. It was like they go
on Springer Yeah yeah, and then and then the end
of the show they would be like, okay, because because
you know, when you turn I get sixteen, I think
it is you can you can go and be wild
and be whatever. And then after that you need to
decide are you going back to the Amish life or
are you staying in the in the big city life.
The show was great.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I still follow There's some of those people that were
on that show that now like are not Amish and
they like the one girl that has a cooking show
and all this other stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I still follow all those people. I love it. Have
you watched this woman on TikTok, This this Amish lady
that makes recipes? Yes, and she stares the camera the
whole time, like she doesn't even look at watch her watch.
She doesn't even look down at the ingredients.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yes, all over.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I know she doesn't even know. She doesn't lose eye
contact and she's putting ingredients in scooping ingredients. It doesn't
even look down. A lot of.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Her recipes are fire, by the way, Yes, I have,
and I I think she has fantastic. I sent her
to my friends all the time, Like you guys look
at this girl like she's amazing.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I love.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Well, she has tons of stuff on there. I'm trying
to think what she makes.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
She makes her own bread, she hats her on ice cream,
she makes her own butter.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
She makes and I'm really like big on like I cook,
and I love to do things that are like I'm
not I can't do all organic and you know stuff
like that. But I do think cooking things from scratch
and homemade is.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
So much better. So timper Dhl said she's hot in
a weird way.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
She needed like a really good like a like a
their version of like a Caesar salad because fun fact,
amage don't eat a lot of salad.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Really, why you would know that? You're just so this
is why I'm single?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Or she has an amish man. Tell us about when.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
You start dating singles in the homage country.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Actually I joined it's a TV show that I joined
home stutters its like single homestetters, because I like went
on this like thing for why I thought I was
gonna be a homestutter. But let's face that that's not
what I'm happen.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
It's like, I don't like your stuff too much, and
I don't I.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Don't like manual labor. And so I went on this
website though, and it's these guys that live in Wyoming,
and they just want you to, Like Kelly, this could
be a good option for you. Your kids are like older,
like you could do this. I can't leave. My kids
are still here. If I could leave, I would go
be with one of these mena and Wyoming on their homeside. Okay,
so I have a dude ranch. I do not want

(54:18):
a man. Okay, I've had my share. I do not
want another one. I just want to have fun.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
There is a dating site for Amish. I just found
there's Imish Online Dating or Farmers Only dot com. It's
strictly for the Amish, like but not the farmers, but
the Amish online is and so and this is your opportunity.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
You know, there's a verification process. I'm sure the problem
is with that.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Is I think in my head for like two days,
I think that's a good idea, right, But I also
like to like go to like Michelin Star restaurants and
stay at like the writs.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
You know.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I mean I couldn't wear heels, yeah, you know. And
I like to dress up and we're like puffy sleep
I mean the Imish do wear puffy sleep dress.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
They do. They make them. They have to make them.
I can't do you can you imagine being an amosed
person in Ohio in the winter, Like no way.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I mean I think that they they do something they
have like heat and stuff, now don't they.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
It says on here that they actually no use solar power.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah, they do more than I think what people think,
you know what I mean, I think unless you're like
the really really really strict amage, I think they they
some of them, like they'll have one phone in the
house now and one way.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You you ever see them too, like like a van
full of Amish were like because they don't drive, and
so like one dude to hire a driver that drives
them in a van because they can't, which if you
can be in the van.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Just fucking drive the van, like, you know, right, what's
the Diffyeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
If you're writing, you're not riding a horse, so riding
a van, you might as well drive the van. But anyway,
they hire a dude and they usually going to work,
you know, they usually getting some sort of job done.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Imagine that the one amaged person with a car, They're like,
god damn it, J got a car, some bitch, I
got a goddamn car wizard. They said, he's using snapchats.
It's got a burner phone, smoking cigarettes still.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Though, yeah, still taking chocolate.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I bought them.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I bought them from they probably do.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
They were homemade.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
So anyway, so this experience, you should look it up.
I swear I saw someone on Facebook day. They were
sitting at there. They were sitting at the family table,
two people and they're just freaking eating Amish food with
the homage people.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Do you think that I could sell an experience to
eat dinner at my house with like me and my family,
because I know, I feel like if he needs to
pay for that, well they pay to like come to
sit at my house, And like what if.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
What if you're at the homage table and what if
it's the day that they get in an argument. How
weird is that? I don't know. I think they're so there.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
They know how to be subdued, like in front of
people and like control their emotions on like the rest
of Italian.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Okay, I did the research for everybody, So yoder yodas,
what do I? Amage Homes in Millersburg, Ohio is located
in the heart of Ohio's Amage Country. They offer authentic
Amish home dinner hosted in a private homes and community
spaces and you can book now on Yoda amage homes
dot com.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
It is what I want for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
I'm just thinking, if anybody out there is listening.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I think I want to do this with my friends
and I just want to go and then we turn
on Sexy Red and see if the homage people really
got it, like literally have a gun, like bring some
patron or something.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I bet most people didn't know about that, and I
bet most people would be into doing that.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Yeah, a hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
It's just so interesting.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
I want to do that.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
I notice, if you want to put an ad on
the radio in the morning, what was it?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
YOA? What spell yo yo D?

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah? And it's a fifteen dollars per adults. Adult package
is fifteen dollars ages thirteen and up. It comes with
a home plus barn tour. That's an additional nine dollars
For four dollars and seventy five cents. You can also
get a buggy ride.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
How cheap?

Speaker 2 (58:01):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Next weekend, I am free and available if anyone wants
to go with me.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
They even have a group rating. So if we can
get twenty people, it's eleven dollars and seventy five cents.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Can get Oh my god, we could we take it.
Let's do it. That could be a day before this weekend.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Yes, let's bring all the singles to them. Let's getting crazy.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Edia. Have you seen have you seen the Amish like
buffets the world's biggest buffet or something. Yeah, it looks
so look that meat loaf.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Oh no, their food is like like going down to
Amish country is so fun just for the and like
have good wine.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yeah. Wow, all right, that is the news. That is
the Amish news. At least that you because you become
the Amish expert on the show.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
There is an Amish side of TikTok, just so everyone
knows and if you fall into like the Amish TikTok,
then all of a sudden, like the algorithm algorithm, you
just you start getting like crazy Amish videos.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Yeah, I've seen it, like the girls working in the barn. Yeah,
there's girls in here, Amice Geared working in the barn.
I just seen them on literally yesterday and not even kidding.
I think this was meant to be.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
This is time.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, now the next day that's where my wife is
at actually was Burg, Ohio.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
You want to get married now?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Literally I wanted. My life has been James.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
But I want to know from you, Trey, what were
you looking at to send you down that algorithm?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Listen? My for you page makes no sense. I don't
know what I was looking at. No video is in
uh any constellation with the one I seen before. They
make no sense. I don't know who's on there tapping things.
But now I'm sleeping.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
But I see this all the time, like if something
happens to me, somebody take my phone and throw it
in the middle of Lake Erie, because I do not
need people to see like what is on my phone.
I don't need people to see what I looked at,
and I need people to see my algorithm.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
It's funny because I had a friend. I mean this
was years ago, so this is like before like algorithms
and stuff. But she had her and her friend had
a pack. If something happened to her, her friend's job
was to go over and collect all her stuff before
her family gets to the house.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah, I need a friend to do that for me, Like,
who's that friend for me?

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Never one needs some.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
One to even trust my friends? So, like, we're gonna
have to take it with you when I die, put
it in my casket.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
So I did get a text and someone's said, I'm
so in for group a group outing to Amige.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Okay, I'm planning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I know you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I don't think you have to be single for this
one either. I want to open this one up for
like anyone. We're gonna take a bus from Toledo and
we are going to much Country to eat with the.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Party buzz with a strip pull.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
We can bring back.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
That would be you probably would like fifty bucks you
think you would you get you that will get your bus,
that would get you drinks on the would get you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
A barn tour and a whole horse ride and he's
working session by one of the Amish dogs in the barn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
She's eighteen or up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
How much would you pay to get kissed by an
I don't want anything to do with an Imam because
I rode train plenty of times and I know that
they like their hygiene is not great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Okay, so.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
But it's.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
I think you could even get I pay. Would you
pay one hundred dollars? If you got a bus down there?
You got you get drinks on the bus, you get
down there, you get the dinner, you get the barn tour,
and you get the carrien drive and the ride back
hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah yeah, you gas alone, like going down there and back.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I mean, I think how fun would that?

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
And you can get drunk on the way there and
on the drunk drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Yeah, this is getting done.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Wait what were you saying, Steve? Remy is here, Steve?
What were you saying? Steve? Let me see area? I'm here, okay, okay,
what were you saying about the amage?

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
I went to school with the Amish people down in
Mount Vernon, Ohio. Doesn't get that's like Amish country down there,
like ah that air Marian Frederick's town. That oh, I
went to school with the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
People were people don't realize Steve was what do you
call when when you send your kids? When you when
you send your kids to school, like school, boarding school,
boarding school, Yes, Steve was a boarding school kid, like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
A religious boarding school.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Yes, okay, they have been to boarding school, but they
had worked off my tuition. Like this school was great,
like you had to everybody in the school, no matter
where you came from, you had to pay your tuition.
So the freshmen and juniors would work in the morning
while the sophomore and seniors would go to school, and
then lunchtime we'd flip so you could work on like

(01:02:32):
campus bakery, the city laundry, grounds keeping office, by the cafeteria.
You had all types of jobs and you would pay
off seventy percent of your tuition and your parents.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
And then you went there from win to win, like
from what a was.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
From first I went from my age, but I went
there for all four years of high school.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
All four years.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
I was a Hadley hero and the girls lived in
the dorm they with the Linden ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
So you didn't so you didn't go to school around here.
Your mom board. Did you sit your boarding school for
high school?

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Yeah, and my brothers went to. Yeah. They were like,
we don't like the schools around here. They're they're they're
riddled with sin and degradation. We're sending you off.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
So you like therearents just wanted to live life.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Well they said they said that he was a Seventh
Day Adventist, which that's that's one of those it's one
of those crazy churches.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Pretty yeah, religion Saturday.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
It's what, Yeah, you're religion. Oh, that's a religious worship
on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
I never remember.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
There's so many religions.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Go ahead, Steve, what.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
Yeah, it's it's it's one of the largest denominations in
religious uh faiths in the in the in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Really the Adventist Like if you've heard of like Low
Melinda University. No, I'm just like the most non religious person. So,
I mean, I don't really study. I just know there's
like Christian and Methodist and Buddhist. That's all I know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
It's a Christianity branch. So it's a branch of christian I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Have some Texan four one nine three four five three
three seven five All right, make it happen. Who do
I who do I venmo the money to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
I'm gonna I'm gonna post so today I follow me
on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Are you posting this on the Form Night Singles page?

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
No, I'll do this on my personal page because I'm
gonna open this to like my friends that are couples,
because I think this is too good for like not
everyone to get on board. So Lisa, you can find
me on Facebook. Lisa Lento done?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Uh huh, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Do you n n?

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Do you want to? So find me on there?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
And someone said, Steve, are there Amish gaze?

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Yes, there are.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Yes, they're very very very close.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Yeah, because that's I'm guessing that doesn't go in the Amish.
Amish community.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
You were probably shunned for that. You know, I would
think that, I would think it's completely non accepted.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
That's what's crazy about Amish is that they'll shun you
so quickly from anything, and they could just cut you
off like like it seems like from the store shows
I watch, it seems like you do something wrong. Man.
You you yeah, yeah, yeah, you go to them, you
kiss a non Amish girl. You're done, fuz keep walking

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because you ain't coming back here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Well, I think that's the thing with the rum Springers,
Like they go away and then they make that decision
to come back or not. And if they make the decision,
they are like joining the church officially, and then if
they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
They're done. Shun, Yeah, they're done. It's like it's like
it's like you take Jemedi's picture down, He's he never existed, insane.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
I think like they can go back for a funeral.
Like if they go back for a funeral, for example,
they have to like sit in like the back in
like a separate row. And this is no joke. Like again,
amage official of the geez I'm really not helping myself
get a husband.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
My next door neighbors I used to have the place
house next to me. They did it, can you hear me? Yeah, okay,
I'll say he did an Airbnb the very first weekend
somebody rented it. It was a group of Amish and
they I'm like, these must be the rich Omage because
they had a Mercedes Benz like van and they come
tracking out. They lost their mind when they saw the

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downtown scooters. There's nothing better than looking.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
At Ezeki the devil, the devil sticks.

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
The devil sticks, and they were riding around. They were
all and I'm like, I was dying. But one of
them was hot as hell that he took his shirt
off and he was unloading the van bringing the luggage,
and I'm like, holy, I'm like I want to go
over there and borrow up of sugar.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
They're probably all ripped. I mean, they like do like
roofing and build houses, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
I've never seen a lazy Amish person like everyone's got
everyone's gotta You got to pull your weight or you're
getting shunned.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
That's the first place I wouldn't survive.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
So prison, military, and homage.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
No, no, no,