137 Aim...

Our heroes further their plans of attacking the enemy flotilla as the ships close to range...

Episode Transcript

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Hello, and welcome to attack asan opportunity. This is your DM Michael.
I'm sitting around a virtual table withsome of my friends and oh,
oh, yes, we're gonna playsome d and d oh. Yeah.
We have our heroes currently on aship, Dicky on the deck as this
is going, and the Black Fang'sship, which I don't believe you guys

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have ever asked the name of BlackFang ship. But Dicky, as you
are seeing kind of the evolutionists,they are preparing for battle. You see
these sections of the deck actually belifted out, the timbers themselves lifted out
in like ten foot by ten footsections, and as they're lifted out and
moved away, a platform that isunder the deck begins to rise up,

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and two very large airbalists airbalists,arbalists, yes, arbalists. Everything are
raids from the lower deck and youhave these two you know, mammoth crossbow
mounts come up and effectively, guncrews begin to prepare to fire those what's

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the range on those things? TheCaptain Black Fang, who's been standing near
your group this time shouting the occasionalorder as he's going, turns. He
goes well on good conditions, they'reabout four or five hundred feet. If
you really got a good shot atabout three quarters of a mile, you
have a chance of hitting him.Ah, that's a lot. But basically
five hundred feet is their normal range. Thousand feet is the roll with disadvantage.

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Oh, I see, so Iguess that's closer to half a mile
than three quarters of a mile.But hey, he's a pirate. He
likes to brag. Right, Well, I could always dimension door. We'd
have to be five hundred feet,in which case we're within range and we'd
get shot. We get there.Who's got some long range things? I
got to use? An I canhit them within one hundred and twenty feet.
I'm not good enough. I amaware, but you wept. I

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am aware. You're aware, right? Good math? Yes, I have
a dicky. How many people canyou take on your door? Too?
I and another? So you wouldhave to go? Yes? Yes,
sorry, Oh, I'm not worriedabout who would want to go. I'm
just pretty sure it wouldn't be Dicky. What I would go. I have
ideas he would he would go,and then he would go straight to the
gallic. True, I can havefun. You would rate their tea stores.

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Don't don't tell me any different.I would get on that ship and
I would dismantle those and take thecontrol of them right away. You could
take two people with you, youcould take one other person. There you
are, Yes, well, Ithink it would be in our best interest
for our lovely little murder Pixie tobe able to cast that fire demon again,
as long as you make sure you'renot burning down the ships. Only

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one ship, we need all threeof them, all three, do Yes,
the replaced the sails of the ropesthat can be replaced. Yes,
it can be replaced, but that'sanother cost. So maybe no damage to
the ship as much as we can. It's already destroyed practically. No,
No, it's fine. It's theyrolled up the sails. They're not on
fire anymore. We're wasting time.We don't need to wax about it time.

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We've got three hours, both ofyou. Yes, you dimension door,
you cast your fire demon, putit on whatever ship you want.
Just don't destroy them anymore. Andyou, whatever your plan was, if
you can get back, do it. You're talking to her, Dickie me
get back here, can you eventually? Yes, Let do my thing.
Define do your thing. Dickie,I was just going to take control of

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both of the blisters or what ifthey are, and have them rek havoc
upon the crew. I think itis within your about her interest to just
convince them that you have the power. You have the murder Pixie and she
has the fire Demon. All youhave to do is say this is your
ship. Now, interesting, verygood. From that point on, you
take pap ship of the ship temporarily, and then you point all of those

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cannons toward the other ships. Youdo not fire them. Oh never,
That's where the gold is, andthat's how we get all three ships.
I like it. I like youroptimism. Well, I get to destroy
things, it's gonna be great.Yes, you mean to threaten people?
Okay, so what about like people? Yes? Yeah, they're not part
of the ships, so I canjust But here's the thing. Here's the

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thing. The point of doing allof this is so that you take the
people on the ship that you weretaken over and suddenly they are your crew.
You need those people to be yourcrew. Why you need a crew
to run a fucking ship? Why? Hold on? But why would they
just turn like that? Like?How would I trust them? I don't
trust them money money, not onlythat, they're under penalty of pain,
and on top of that, youneed them to be able to point all

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of the cannons. You need acrew on that ship. We're not going
to be able to get there forthe next three hours. So I understand
your optimism. I'm just saying Idon't trust them. I mean, it's
like, how do I know theywon't try to stab us in the back
or look for a turn to takeback the ship from us. You'll keep
them at for the next three hoursand we'll be over there. Yeah,
what's what are you talking about?Three hours? Isn't that one hundred miles?
Yes, they are vastly outside ofhis dimension door range right now.

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I would need three hours before Icould even think of it. When they
get close to arbalist range with you, that's when he'd be able to dimension
door to them. Got it.Yeah, that was a completely started with
Yes, it took me a minuteto figure out where the confusion there was.
I was like, why is shein such a rush? Wouldn't you
reek? Oh, because we havethree hours, I'm gonna take a siesta.

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Yeah, I was gonna say,as we'd like chilling. I'm gonna
spend some hit dies. All right, Well that's supply where we get there.
Yeah it did. Didn't you tryto talk talk to the captain or
sway them when you were over therewith them? The big blue man me?
Yes, why would I talk tothem? All right? What did
Vallex say? Did you offer thema hug? I don't think so.
I wasn't really paying attention. Iwas really trying to just burn things,

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that's fair. But I know hemessed up. He went to the wrong
ship, and then we had togo to the next ship, and then
they talked about stealing stuff and justanyway and ballecton like that, and then
we came back. It's interesting.But if we offered them money to join
us, I think he tried that, and they make more money than we
could offer them, so oh yeah, that's important from all their pirating.

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I see, how much money?Do you remember the amount? I think
forty thousand gold I think like amonth or maybe a year. I don't
know. It was a lot.It was a lot, Big Irotin to
get that much money, I don'tknow. Good question to ask when we
get to them, too bad,Ballet's not here, too bad? For
him all right, Yeah, Imean can't tell partists anyway, so you'd

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be like, those are all alot. I went to them in thrust.
You see, I tried to tellthem I was most Intellectus and who
we work, because of course theyknow who we are. You sound like
a vampire version of valid voice.It will be most intellectus for all of

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us. Do you give anybody whoisn't called tries to do it? It
just becomes a little upsetting. Istime to make them through blood brothers?
Yeah, it's just I was gonnasay a muppet version, but we have

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a Muppet version. Yeah, it'snot easy being blue Sea. I have
an idea, yea, what right? What is there a flag that they
are flying? Look, let metake a look. I think somebody did,

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right. So they are flying aflag that has three strikes through the
center, kind of diagonally from thefar edge to the near edge, and
there is a blade across with thehilt of the blade being closest to the
actual pole with the flag would beon Have I seen it myself or would

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I have to have moon being described? Well, Jordan could see it with
the glasses of minute seeing Moonbeam hasseen it close enough she could see it.
If you asked around and borrowed aspyglass from one of the pirates,
you probably see it yourself. Allright, lookay, good, okay,
right, we had just one ship. Correct, correct? We have not
attacked them yet, right, Imean they've been I don't know where that

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came from. Sometimes burning happens.I'm going to cast minor illusion on our
flag to look like their flag.And it's a can trip, so I'm
just gonna keep it doing it.Didn't just real good though, didn't We
didn't Ballet go over there say yeah, we're that ship over there. He
was like, they're going to tryto like attack and I'm here to try

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and wire you. But you didn'tmention that moonbeam. Vallex chimed in with,
oh, yes, and the holdon, I don't think them.
If I recall when he came back, he was very deceptive. He was
like, no, wouldn't he sayhe said something that we totally no.

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He said that they it would bebetter to attack them because of Valak was
on the side of attacking because theymade more money by pirrating other ships,
so for the greater good it wouldbe to take them down. Rather than
let them keep pirating. I thoughtthey made more money because they were private
teers being paid by their employers.I mean, that's part of their full

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economics. In his conversation with them, he said, well, what would
it cost us to pay you tojoin our side? And they quoted I
think it was you guys have topay them something like ten thousand gold a
month to make up what they're makingmaking as private teers being paid by as
doing what they're doing, which youand I would be able to reason out

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that, yes, they are likelygetting a stipend, like they're going out
and anything of value that they lootfrom other ships they're taking back to the
Duke they're working for. He's payingthem some gold they're selling someone just like
the common consumable stuff. And theyare pirates, they're not yet right,
And they're occasionally capturing another ship,and if that ship enters the Duke's fleet,

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or if that chip gets sold offto shipbreakers, they can make a
pile of money off of that aswell. So they've got different things that
they could be doing. And sometimesthey'll have a really profitable month where they'll
make you know, forty thousand goldin one month, But then maybe it
took them three months to set upthat set of jobs to make that much,
so that the average of about tengrand a month. All right,

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I thought they were saying that theywere being paid by the Duke so that
their quality of life didn't change.You guys would have had to pay them
something like ten grand a month.Yes, yeah, hard pack that they
got it from pirating, got it? Okay. So as you all are
contemplating your plans, putting the ideaof the dimension or on the table and
whatnot, after a few minutes,the Arbilists kind of come out and get

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set and they start checking them allover. Blackfang points to Dorian and says,
you check out that one. Youany, points to Dicky check off
one, and tries to put youguys to work a little on the ship
so that you're a little more familiarwith some of the ship pieces, because
he's unaware if you all had everbeen on a ship before his ship.
What's how I wait, check outwhat? He puts his hand on him

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in your shoulder and kind of propelsyou slash pushes you towards the arbalist.
Oh God, just say that he'skind of just pressing you into a little
bit of service and giving you somethingto focus on for the next couple of
hours, because sure, you guysare going on a land fight. He
has no idea how you'll fight onthe ship. Dicky has been sick the

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last few days as the storm hasbeen raging, so he's trying to get
at least a little bit of workout of YouTube. Well, I'm actually
going to inspect the mechanism and actuallysee how it works, see if everything
is correct or if I can improveanything. That sounds like an investigate to
me. It is site based,so I think he would get your minute

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seeing bonus. Yeah, okay,in that case, let me club my
advantage twenty one. Y okay.You see that there's like three different main
sections of the mechanism. One isthe actual base that it's mounted on.
It's mounted on a bit of agimbalt, so they're able to kind of

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the guy who's sitting in their quoteof the gunner chair is able to rotate
the machine a little bit. Andyou notice that it's it's almost not floating
as in there's a gap, butit's floating as in it's got almost like
a shock absorber kind of piece whereit remains fairly level regardless of what the
ship is doing, so as it'scoasting a wave even though it's going up

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and steadicam. Yeah, it's kindof a steadicam kind of feature which aims,
which helps in the aiming quite abit. The second kind of setup
of the mechanism is the actual triggermechanism itself that you're looking at, and
you see that it is unlike acrossbow bolt where you might just squeeze a
little handle and it'll fling out andfire. This is a bar that you

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pull back and that releases the stopthat then allows the string to pull and
launch out. I see it iscertainly not a hair trigger. This is
a bike, right. The thirdpiece is then the reload the winding mechanism
that then pulls back the wire thecord into the ready position. And you

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see that that probably takes like acrew of four to wind it back to
reload, so it fires, takesaround to reload fires again. So those
are kind of the three major mechanismsections of it. Dicky, As you
are looking at the device by youare are you going to investigate it?

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Are you going to stand or you'regoing to talk to sixteen two. Investigate
excellent, as you are sitting there, you actually see some rooms carved in
this side of it. Give mean arcona check. Ten. Ten.
You can't quite make out everything here, but you're fairly certain that at least

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one string of these arcane symbols ismeant to reinforce the arbalist itself, so
that as it's stirring out massive amountsof force to launch the bolts, the
structure itself is aim to remain intact. You figure also if something were to
hit it, it would be ableto take a hit or two before it
breaks and shatters. About amazing casts, you do think a shatter spell on

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an arbalist would especially if there wasa bolt loaded when shadow was cast,
it would probably explode, causing alot of damage to anything around it.
Good knowledge for you to have.Take the whole ballist itself, of the
actual ballist, of the arbalist itself, not the bolt, but the But

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if it is under tension and thenyou cast shatter and you break any part
of it, the whole thing isgoing to explode more violently because it's under
tension. It's bad, yes,or perhaps good. If the enemy has
ourb lists and you're hopefully they do. Okay, maybe in the kind of
a couple of hours that it takeseven before we even get remotely close to

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them, there's some time in here. What are you doing on this pirate
ship? Well, I'm making surethat you know the sales are up properly,
doing basically everything to make it thesmoothest, quickest bolt there, and
chuck on the cannons, make surethat they're going to be firing correctly.
So there actually is a tool proficiencyin D and D that I believe is

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water vehicle. You have that bychance? I don't because I didn't know
about it. I can add it. There are some of like the backgrounds
that give it, but I forgetwhat what made this background is? Right
as background is, give me asecond to dig through my stuff. I'll
be honest, I've got my classand my racial but I don't think I
have background in here. Okay,I always do that too, right,

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I don't think I chose it.Yeah, right, And honestly it's the
one I forget all the time.You get this far and you're like,
oh, that's right. I mean, it would make sense if it is
her background but I don't think Iever chose one. You get stuff from
that, Yeah, I'm gonna godo that real quick, at least an

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extremisiency, sometimes two proficiencies, ora language, some move beam while the
people around you are prepping, Maybeis going to try to do something here
in a moment. Is there anythingyou are doing in the time leading up
to this? You can see thewall of flame out in the distance for
a while, but eventually the shipsare well clear of it, so you
can let that drop theoretically, oryou just have the water continue to burn.

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That's up to you. But isthere anything you like to do on
the ship in preparation to any ofyour allies or to any of the pirates.
I'm definitely gonna spend some time justkind of chilling in the crow's nest
to get some hit points back,because that did some damage, So spend
my advice to get that back.And then aside from that, she's just
gonna kind to flit around and tryto learn as much as you can from

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keptn Blackfang and everything that he's yellingat everybody, and then like just observing
what Maybe is doing, just kindof trying to get a lay of the
land and absorb indiration. Cool,give me an insight check, yeah,
fifteen. So as you are watchesunfold, Kevin Blackfang seems almost at ease,

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even eager for a struggle like this. You know that as he's a
black Dragon, even if the shipsinks and all the rest of the pirates
die, he's not going to getkilled by this. I mean, unless
he takes an arbalist directly to thechest and it punctures his heart. He's
not going to die from this.He's relishing this challenge his first officer,
a man he calls trapper. Heis putting on good errors and putting on

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a good show for the rest ofthe crew. But as you watch him
in the moments, like he's justbarked the order, the crew is all
hustling away from him to do whateverit is they've been and to do.
You catch little flinches from him,little ticks that let you know that he's
worried about this. This is onepirate ship against three, and sure it

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looks like those other two ships arecargo ships, but they could still have
defenses, they could still be theycould have whole contingents of majes on them.
This could still be bad. Soyou see him nervous but hiding it
fairly well, like the crew doesn'tseem to see it. You just sort
of as the outside observer, catchlittle bits what she sees that she's definitely
gonna like she she's gonna land onhis shoulder, just kind of cross legged,

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right, there's like it's okay,I'll take care of you. Priory.
This half elt not that you're closeenough to see that he does have
a little bit of tip in theear. Turns to you and goes,
oh, well, of course,this is going to be the easiest battle.
We've ever had. Three ships,nothing compared to they awesome might have
Captain Blackfain and his ship. Exally, she's gonna give him a little kiss
on the nose and like fly off, roll in insight on that that's good.

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Nine nine. Yeah, he seemsbelievable to you that this is a
relatively easy fight for black fan ship. Which, by the way, is
anyone to ask the name of theseships? I figured I already knew.
Yeah, I figured Mabe would knowtoo. Did you keep teasing it?
I'm not going to ask. Yeah, we're on the inside. We were
just like we couldn't see the outsideand nothing the name of it. I

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will private message it to you sothat you can decide whether to say it
or not. I'm gonna assume it'snot written on the side anywhere or else.
Movie would like fly outside to lookat it, but not really a
thing pirate ships do, all right? You said there's a one wizard?
How many did we see? Sorry, there's one guy who's at least magically
augmented by artificers, and you've heardthat there's at least one wizard who is

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the one of the leaders of theVerron, Which did Moonbeam? Do you
know what? Both the wizards onthey're all on the big one, the
one in the middle. All ofthem are on the big one. There's
no wizards on the other ones,not that I saw. You'd see a
lot of guys with cutlasses on theother ones, though, at least the
one of the ship that you guysvisited. That just seem kind of pirty.
I'll handle the wizard and apologies.So I'm totally stealing this pirate crew

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from another game that I play in. Trying to remember the big brain guy's
name, and I'm totally blank andgive me a sinky. That's me.
I'm on your scene. That's apinky pinky. Yes, no, pinky's
the dumb one. Yeah, butthat doesn't have to be the case.
Here, be hilarious. I'm Pinkythe brain exactly. It's just called leader

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no more with the end. Yes, we are now one like the same
thing we do every day. Hetalks to himself, what would I do
today? Right? My con that'shis name, my con icon amongst himself.
Okay, so you said acrobatics.Acrobatics, sure, or slide a

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hand, you're both pretty high.Side of hands always. Nope, they're
exactly the same fire that is asa dirty twenty. Okay. So yeah,
you are able, through a mixtureof your ability to climb up the
ropes into the sails, take alook around your knowledge of ships. You
occasionally call out to another rigor hereand there and point out pieces to them.

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And there's a few of them likethat don't know you that are either
newer pirates are really only work forBlack Fang. So a couple of them
give you a little bit of sideeye. They obviously that you are proficient
in this. So you're on setthe first time and there's a new ad
around, and you're like, whothe hell is this guy that's telling us
what to do? But he's tellingyou actually logical and reasonable things to do

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in a situation. She's like,Okay, he knows how he's new to
us, but he knows what he'sdoing. That's kind of the situation here.
It's you're new to them, butclearly you know what you're doing.
Yeah, so you are able tokeep the ship properly in trim as you
all maneuver in the next kind ofaction moment, here is the two thousand
feet away where your arbalists would havethe potential of hitting them. You guys

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can start You can tell Captain blackFain to start firing, or you can
tell to hold his shot until they'recloser in range. Well, we don't
want to blow the ship up.Well, they're not going to have that
same compunction with all of you andare fairly durable. They most ships can
take a few shot. These willslow the ship down, These will injure
the people on the other side.One or two arbilist bolts won't completely destroy

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the other ship. We know howmounding boats. So holding fire until you're
closer is not a bad tactic.I think it might behoove us to hold
our fire until we're close enough toperhaps aim directly at their own cannons and
blow their cannons out before they caneven blow at us. Well, what
if they try to shoot at spurs? But we have other things for that?
Do they have these as well?It's just us. We see you

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all at this point? Can allroll a perception check? Ten? Do
I roll? Or seen you roll? But you have your roll with advantage
eighteen? Okay, maybe it's clearto you. Yes, clearly there are
a few out there. You're alittle more engrossed in keeping the ship properly

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in trim. Together, three ofyou all look over and you can see
that the fires of the Virung haveput out three arbalists on their deck.
However, one is pointed in theopposite direction, like they seem to be
mounted to the ship, and oneis the port, one is the starboard,
and one is the front center theforecastle mount. So at any one

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given time, you're probably only goingto be able to they're probably only going
to be able to fire two ofthem at you. Each of the cargo
ships have brought out an arbalist butyou see that they seem to be assembled
on the deck, like these weren'tmodules that they uncovered and then brought up.
This was mega sized lego construction kit. Here. You figured that those
are probably far more fragile and almostcertainly don't have the magical added strength that

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your urblists do to resist the recoilfrom the shots. You figure those probably
good for a couple of shots.It's the flames of the rung with their
two so theoretically four shots could fireat you at once and you could only
fire two back. But so withwith somebody explaining that how close are we?
I was checking as you were hittingthat two thousand feet away, because
that's long distance. You're going tobe continuing to sail towards them, and

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five hundred feet is normal range.At five hundred feet you're just rolling the
D twenty to see if you hit. You're not rolling it disadvantage. I
would also say that you guys haveinspirations. At this point, I believe
all of you have banked a coupleof those. So if you wanted to
try to make a couple of rangingshots using your inspiration to remove the disadvantage,
you absolutely could so I have alittle bit of an idea, but

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everybody, it would be cutting areal close. So you can do to
mention door. Yeah, with mycape, I can also do to mention
door. Ah, but I canonly do it once? All right,
how many times? How many timescan you do it? Three? Damn?
Really? So here's my idea.If once we get close enough,
I imagine they're going to start shootingat us. So if we can get

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you over there, start talking,start distracting, start getting them all up
on the top of the ship.Oh sure, I can dimension to your
myself directly where all the cannons areunderneath you know, well, I can
imagine. But also we have hisglasses. We can see through the little
portal. If you can take me, I can make one of the cannons
small. I can do that,make one of the blisses small. But

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the idea would be that we wouldbasically take out all of their cannons while
they're distracted, so they can't doanything. Hold on, do they have
cannons? They've got our ballists justlike you start different. Yeah, they
do not have cannons. They havethree, right, The flames of the
rung has three each of the kargoships has one? Yeah, are they
all cargo ships? Are they allon the top like they're all on the

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top deck. Yes, God damnit. Every idea I have is like,
no, just kidding, cannons.I don't think they have cannons.
I was going to pop up inthe crow's nest and animate five of those
giants spear or whatever arrows and usethose to attack everyone, and then the
wizard comes out. I was justgoing to cast silence so he couldn't do
anything. I just didn't want theDMA next time and be like plug your

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years LA wouldn't right. If youall want to like communicate your plans in
text back and forth to each other, right, have them audio one so
that you come forward with the planas it happens. I'm okay with that
at least until you guys have usedthe funk out of it. Dude.

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That's how it is in the movies. If you say the plan, it's
not going to happen. But whenthey go I have a plan, and
then they cut away, that's whereit happens exactly. They're like, Wow,
that was easy, But you stillhave to tell your group. You
can't just say that and then yougo off, I keep forgetting about private
messaging. Yes, I know you. You keep forgetting about this technology that
we've had for twenty five years.You mean the writing of notes. We

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used to do, yes, butover long distance and digitally and instantaneously leaving
the environment. I like, howyou know passing notes used to be so
obvious, and then oh, wecan text it. Except then while the
dam's talking here, he goes,Okay, it's like we're all just very
popular. Who can tell if it'srelated to this or not? Except he

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goes, no, that's my favorite. Yeah, all right, okay,
Well with someone who's actually used tofiring this thing, like to fire it
or she'll I do this for thefirst time ever. There are crews set
to fire this. If you wantedto give it a shot, I'm happy
to have you take a shot atit, but there are crews that are
trained for it. Don't worry,Dorian, We're gonna need you. We're

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gonna need you up there literally fightinggood fighting. Yeah. Yeah, his
deck is not anything to write homeabout. So well you can always just
eld dredge blast. Oh he's gonnapeople off the edge that way. We
have fewer people to do with.That was his plan. Yeah, alright,

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just off the boat, that isthat is my whole thing. Just
as you guys get a little pastthat kind of two thousand foot barriers,
so you all see coming up fromthe underdeck, the cook and he starts
walking over and handing out little mugsto a lot of the people on the
crew. Oh no, comes overto you guys, goes all right,

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DIDs, DIDs, I got likethis, that's my own special brew of
kimbucha that I've been working on.I think it's really gonna like help you
out in this. So like,hey, here's here's a take a sip,
tell me what you think. Yeah, I take a sip and spit
on his face. This is rotten. I'm gonna I'm gonna roll to see
how May feels about those. Briantries to warn it awful. He spits

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it back in his face. Thatwas a two moonbeam. You're gonna take
us. It's gonna take us it. Yeah, are you going to spit
it back in his face as well? Or you No, She's a tough
cookie. She'll take it. It'sjust a quick and Dorian, are you
spitting it back in his face?Or Dorian's not drinking it. Dorian has

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been down this road. Okay,so I have drank a lot of things
in my life. I have drankmore than I could possibly imagine. You've
ever even seen at this, good, sir, this is worse than the
Lord like dude much and you don'tunderstand some of this. It's brilliant.
You offer this to any enemy thatyou make, good sir, and you

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will be known as the Great bouchamovie. After taking the swig of yours
and actually keeping it down, youfeel a little invigorated. You have two
teen pit points. Yeah, perfect, No, he is all right fine?
Well, like, if you alldon't want the Cam Booch, I'll

(30:02):
just take the Cambooch elsewhere. Boy, I don't even want to know what
this man's name is. It isthe Great booch on now. I like
it Boch. He wanders away fromall of you, continuing to pass out
little swigs to did you name thisguy? Because if his name is not
Cam Booch, I'm gonna be madabout it. That's good I think is

(30:26):
now Cam? Yes? Yeah?Good? The Great cam Booch? Wow,
mighty Booch. You know, maybeCam one day can become the Mighty
booch, would you like some Bailey'sSorry? All right, folks, So
we are now at seven hundred feetaway. You are almost in regular normal

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ranging shots of the arblists. Youcan see that the ships have spread out
so that they almost are forming abit of a line, so that all
of their guns could fire on BlackFang's ship as you all approach, So
you all are kind of as muchas he's trying to tack a little here
and there so that the ship ison angled courses. You will be flying

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into the teeth of the volley ofshops of these ships. At seven hundred
feet out, so you're almost atrange, but you still have a round
or two of prep. Is thereanything that you're going to do? If
not, we are going to progressto six hundred feet five hundred and Fifty's
coming with me. Moon's going onyour shoulder. Yeah, Moon Boom's gonna

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go with you, And I'm goingto wait and watch for that distraction and
then I'll do what I was goingto do. I'll dimension door, but
I'm gonna like do it in astealth place, and then i will stealth
on their ship until hell breaks loose. Okay, pick out though weapons if
you can. All right, Soyou get five hundred and ten feet out
and the Varrong opens up a doublebarreled volley of it's two arbilists aimed at

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the ship, and the Black Fang'sship sails towards the bolts as they are
fired at you, and I needto roll two D twenty as two shots
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