138 Fire!!!

The battle is joined!
The Platinum Ring engages the leaders of the enemy Pirate Ship as the ships open fire on each other.

Episode Transcript

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Hello, and welcome to attacks anOpportunity. This is your DM Michael.
I'm sitting around a virtual table withsome of my friends and oh oh yes,
we're gonna play some D and Doh. Yeah. So you get
five hundred and ten feet out andthe virong opens up a double barreled volley
of it's two arbalists aimed at theship, and the Black Fang's ship sails

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towards the bolts as they are firedat you, and I need to roll
two D twenty as two shots comefiring at you. Ohtorian is aiming at
the shots? Yeah? Are wegoing perpendicular or parallel? So they have
moved into almost a line formation perpendicular? Yes, you are coming at them

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perpendicular to their volley line. I'msure in naval terms there is a battle
line, or there's some term forit. I'm sure he's aiming for the
shots coming at us. Would mylittle magic missile guy do the same thing?
I want the one a magic missile. Is there a range on that
I'm trying to remember? Yeah,I would assume, so hold on one
hundred and twenty feet. Okay,so you're so, yes, if you

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wanted to shoot at the bolt asit's coming at you using your reaction.
Yes, you could certainly try that, and magic missile as kind of the
auto hit would be darn good onthat. Um Dorian too, fire Eldret's
blast at one of these bolts comingat you. He's going to be a
hell of a tricky shot. That'sokay, okay, three of them,
all right? So we'll say thatthere is a left shot and a right

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shot that are coming at you fortwo of them, sorry, two of
them? Yes, So maybe whichone are you targeting? The right or
the left? Whatever? One?Dorian is not pointing it? Well,
since you guys are doing this asreactions on the fly as it's coming at
you, I'll go left. Okay, all right? So maybe how many
bolts are you firing from your wantto match seven? It has seven charges,

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but each charge has three glowing darts, so the and if you spend
the initial charge to activate the spell, it as three darts. If you
start up casting and you're using itall as one action, each additional charge
is one more bolt. So ifyou used all seven, that's nine bolts
in one Well, I'd only liketo use one now because if it's an
automatic hit and it's going to pushit out of the line of fire.

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Then that's what I want to do, Okay, I dig it roll the
three D four for that, Dorian, make your attack rolls with elders blast
on the one year, shooting atsix twenty six plus one, so seven
it's plus one per bolt, soit's three D four three nine. And
Dorian, what was your attack?The first one was a twenty six okay,

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yeah, that that will hit thequarrel, and the second one is
the twenty one. Okay. Asyou shoot at them, both of their
both of the bolts get kind ofknocked aside, and maybe you feel a
sense of satisfaction as you are fairlycertain that the bolt you struck would have
absolutely hit the ship. Dorian,You're able to push and fling yours down

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in a way so it hits thewater well ahead of where your ship is
at. That's a fantastically tricky pairof shots that you two just pulled off.
It is going to be difficult todo that as the ranges start shrinking
and the flight time becomes less andless. Hopefully that's a little bit more
outboost for everybody. A cheer absolutelygoes up from Black Fins crew. All

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right, so we are now atfour hundred and ninety feet. Here we
go. Way, okay, Igrips onto your neck, Dicky, Main
need to get a bit closer.I'm going to I'm going to dimension Dortan
to their crow's nest. If yougo by one of the what are they
called arm If you go by oneof the big guns, I can make
it small and you can throw itoverboard. Now you can do that anyway,
but I'm gonna I can't throw outthere. Okay, so you're any

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the crows and as yet you're gonnahave to wait a little bit. Yes,
which means that yes, the ArbalistBlack Fain ship are going to fire.
He's going to get his two shots. Okay, the micn on the
fires of the Virung. He sightsup as you guys are coming in.
He attempts to fire off. Hethrows some fire bolts at the shots that

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they're coming in. They are,however, a little too quick for him.
His high roll was at twelve onthe die, so even with his
bonuses, he is not quite enoughto hit the Arbalists bolts going hard into
his ship. So both of yourguys's bolts hit them. There is about
this much damage done. Well,that's pretty solid actually, especially given the

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flame from earlier. The arbalists slamhard into the side above the waterline,
so it's not taking on additional water, but some of the a hole is
damaged by the shots as they comein. There's even maybe a faint scream
that carries on the surface of thewater, as perhaps one of the pirates
has been impaled by an arbalist shotbelow deck. Yeah, all right,
you are now four hundred and fiftyfeet in. You can see that they're

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preparing to take another set of shotswith their arbalists. But Dicky, this
is close enough where you feel youcan make it to the crow's nest.
You're on mute. Make sure I'mat the very front of the ship.
Can then zoom? All right,So you and Moonbeam disappear off the prow
of the Black Fang ship and youreappear in the crow's nest of the Vungue,

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and you see there are two piratesin the crow's nest keeping watch,
so you two will be entering intocombat. Moonbeam, do your thing eleven?
Oh right, all right? Ohyeah, do we get a surprise
attack. I mean we did surprisethem. Oh oh wow, yeah,

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only time you get that twenty oneway to go. All right, So
it will be Dicky and Moonbeam first. Yes, Dickie, you see that
one of these sailors has some heavilysinged, even charred leather on his right
arm. He clearly was one ofthe people that took the brunt of the

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flame wall from Moonbeam earlier. He'sat least been bandaged, and maybe he's
had a little healing magic pumped intohim, but he is not at one
hundred percent. The other guy seemsuntouched, shreadusily unharmed. He was probably
in the crow's nest when the wallof flame hit has been doing his duty
up here ever since. Both ofthem draw cutlasses. But Dickie, it
is your turn to go first.Damn m looking at my spills. Sorry,

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Oh yeah, oh right now,I thought you had a plan.
I forgot about these guys. Icast a whole person at oh yes level,
So that way you're able to getboth of them. Yes, so
they have to roll. Sorry,yeah, what's the spell? DC great
sixteen sixteen. Well, that guyis going to get held, as is

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that guy. I roll the fourand the six on the die. Wow,
and they don't have plus ten bonuseson their it's wisdom, correct a
moonbeam, if you will. Socutlasses are out, they like get into
position, and both of them thenhold that position, arm raised as though
they're ready to make a slash,and they are held excellent, excellent.

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How big is this crow's nest?The crow's nest, it's sort of like
a ten foot by ten foot Sothere's four or five foot by five foot
squares, gotcha? Okay, andthe guys are like one on each side,
yes, one in each corner.And now you and Dicky are taking
up the other two corners. Okay, perfect. Moonbeam is gonna be in
Dicky square because you're a small creature, that's right, Yeah, yeah yeah.
Moone is gonna flit over to theguy that's already been damaged and summon

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her wildfire spirit. And then forthe wildfire spirits turn, we are going
to fiery teleport. Can I seeeither the Duke, the guy who's been
modified, or the wizard anywhere thebaron? So the baron serves the duke.
So the Baron, Adar and Miconare the three particulars and yes,
you can see them all on thedeck below. They are calling out orders.

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Adar seems to be kind of standingtrying to yell at commands to both
arbalists. He's like their chief gunner, so he's trying to coordinate them so
they fire at the same time andare appointed in the right directions kind of
thing. The baron is standing bythe pilot's wheel and at the moment Micon
is standing next to the baron.Okay, perfect, Then we are going

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to fiery teleport towards the wheel,and I need a deck save from this
guy that's already been singed. Actuallyhe would automatically fail since he's being held
right, I believe he does autofail. Alrighty perfect. Then he is
going to say nine damage as weteleport away. You see you took him
with you. No, no,he just gets hurt when we teleport because
we're basically do it in front ofhim. Yeah. I didn't want to

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hurt Dickie. You take some ofthe max No, okay, sarking,
So you summon the flame spirit standingnext to Dickie. You fly up to
the guy's face and then you fireyteleport away, causing just this fire damage
to eat up into his beard,burning some of his flesh on his face
as he takes nine damage, andyou teleport and reappear front of the pilot's

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wheel, I would say to theside. Okay, so yeah, she
wants to be closer to the edgeof the ship, but in the same
general direction at the wheel. Didget Yeah, that's it from a form
lame spirit. Okay. The twosailors on the crow's nest would go at
this point they're held, Do theyget a saving through at the end of
their turn against whole person the endof their turns, they'd get another saving

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throw? Okay, we will testthat out DC sixteen. You said yes,
and it's a wisdom saving throw.Correct, Yes, all right,
both of them fail it not bymuch, but they do both fail.
Also, they are held front ofthe round moonbeam. I think I gotta
put in here that the baron andmicon are going to start joining the fray.
Also, any attack on them isa critical hit. So should I

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double that damage? Did he justtake eighteen? That damage is a side
effect of this, that's not reallyan attack. All dice rolled twice on
it. Sure, that's fourteen more? WHOA Yes? I rolled on my
Yeah, given the flame damage youalready took, and now another twenty three

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points of fire on top of that. Yeah, you burn the face away,
and it's like chunks of flesh aremelting, parts of the skin,
maybe even like starts to run,almost like it's spad candlewax. Look at
the arc. You feel that nowyour whole person is the only thing keeping

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his body from falling dead to Yes, these the guy's completely in touch though,
was this the wizard? No?The two sailors in the crow's nest.
Poor guy, It's like I wasjust doing my job. Yeah,
being a pirate though, Yeah,Like I'll be in the crow's nest.
I'll be safe. Yeah, it'sgonna be the lookout guy. Well,

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if the ship starts to sink,the crow's nest is going to be the
last place that sinks. So I'llstay here, all right, Moon being
you teleport over and then my contheir wizard goes, he sees you up
here, brings his hand over andhe casts come on roll twenty. There
it is he is going to cast. Yeah, he's gonna cast blight on

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you. No, so you makea DC seventeen constitution saving throw got it
nice DC seventeen guys going down eighteenokay, eighteen, okay, I just
want to confirm that it was infact half, so you make the saving
throw, which means you only takenineteen points of necrotic damage. Right.

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Oh, it feeds her. It'slike fuck, yeah, stuff. You
don't need to talk to your creaturefor it to do things right now,
It's just and now we are backoff the top of the round. Dicky,
I'm sorry. Actually now jumping backto you guys on the ship,
maybe and Dorian, the two ofthem have teleported off. Maybe you would

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have spotted there's been at least acouple of little bolts of fire. And
Dorian, you see that Captain Blackfang'sship has reloaded its arbalists and they're beginning
the aiming process so that they canfire. Okay, you're still have four
hundred and fifty feet away from theship. Wizards have to they've got verbal
and sematics. They have to belike doing stuff with their hands right on

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the spell depend on it could haveverbal, semantic or components, depends on
the spell. And there are evensome feats that can then make them subtle
if they're a sorcerer and spending sorcerypoints where they don't have to say things.
They might be able to remove someof the semantic components or some of
the gestures and all that out ofit as well, depending on feats and

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there are spell focuses, they canYeah, yes, it's not my turn
yet though, right, well itis. It is a two of you
on your ship. You two haven'trolled initiative, just kind of when the
ship goes YouTube go, You're stillfour and fifty feet away, so it's
hard to get a shot unless you'regonna But he we saw the blight happen,
right, it was bright enough toknow that you saw a bolt of

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dark energy fly at who you suspecthis moonbeam? Oh? At moonbeam.
Well he's fired not up at thecrow's nest, but on kind of a
level with him. Okay, thatchanges things. There was going to be
a question to Dorian. Now there'sno question. So we're four and fifty
feet away. I'm gonna use mycape. Actually no, I'm gonna grab

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the glasses off of Dorian. Youhave to a tune to those, do
you think so? Fine, I'llgrab somebody's telescope. You can probably see
my flame spirit too, But that'sI'm not looking for you, gotcha,
I'm looking for the wizard, couldI clearly, Sam? Yes, you
can see the wizard standing near thecaptain. I'm preparing a battlemap just to
make this a little easier as well. Great, now that I know exactually

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where he is, I'm going todimension door myself in a hidden location very
close to him, yourself, noone else with you. I think with
the cape you can only dimension dooryourself. Is that correctly the spell itself
is, or you could take me. I mean, hey, let me
just read it real fast. Umdoes it say it's basically a dimension door

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It is not you cast dimension doorspell? So yeah, yeah, so
yeah it takes away, then Iwill, but I won't want to.
It'll be one of those like glancesabout to do it and then grab because
the idea is that well that's agood distraction anyway. So we'll dimension door
over there, and then I'm gonnabonus bonus action hide very close to that
wizard. Yeah, there's stuf thehide pine. Oh, there's plenty of

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some. But yeah, and it'sa ship. I would know exactly where
to hides as you appearing in aflash and then going you can't see me?
Okay. So yeah, so youyou could tell ports to like the
very back of the ship where therewould be the least number of eyes currently
because most of the are going tobe looking either at the conflict that the

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captain the major now in with Moonbeam, or they're going to be looking at
the ship that they're targeting. Soif you teleport onto the kind of the
very back, that would give youthe best chance of to hide or at
least having the fewest number of peopleobserve you right right at the moment you
teleport in. That's that's fine withme. So if you're looking at the
real twenty, you might notice thatI have a ship there where I have

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placed figures. Ignore that second ship. This was This is going to be
my case if you guys get closeenough to board them. But you're teleporting
and boarding them anyway, So youall are on the ship here. Awesome,
So may teleported over. Dorian camewith her. Dorian, you haven't
taken an action this round? Areyou going to do anything the moment you
appear? Yes, I good shootsomebody with my aldridge blast. Okay,

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so what am I looking at here. Who's this guy? That's my fire
spirit? Oh? Sorry, Idon't know who would just move that.
I moved the fire Spirit up tothe crow's nest because that's where you left
it. No, it's teleported withme. Oh okay, I apologies,
I misunderstand these guys. So thetop guy of the two that you're looking
at is Micon. The guy withkind of the white background that's the Baron,

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and then the guy over here withthe yellow background is Adar. That's
the Wizard. No, Micon isthe Wizard, Adar's mechanical arm guy.
Micon is wizard guy, and Baronis captain a guy happening guy, gotcha?
Okay, Yeah, I'm firing itat Micon. I guess okay,
see here, Actually I get tomove right, Yes, you could move,
okay, and maybe technically you couldhide, because your move actually would

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be to get over here, right. Yeah, guy, if you want
to roll, roll a stealth checker. Okay, I can get on the
other side of Moonbeam. Nice.Well it was a shit roll, but
it's still a sixteen, and I'mgoing to shoot at Micon. Okay,
dig it rolling at tech roll.I am a gunna that is a sixteen
to hit sixteen to hit. Youfeel like that would hit him, But

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in the last kind of second hespots you out of the corner of his
eyes. His hand gestures in aquick gractionary flash, and energy forms in
front of him, blocking your shot. He has cast the shield spell.
Okay, and I shoot him againfor a natural twenty Yeah, yeah,
yes, yes, your bolt firesthrough his shield, punching a hole,

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hitting into him. Give me somedamage twenty one damage, and he has
flung back ten feet. Flung backten feet you say that is as it
reads, all right, So heis on the edge of the ship.
Had you had the other bolt hit, you would have absolutely had to make
saving throws to stay on board.Okay, all right, and that ends
your turn. That ends my turn? All right? Um quick note,

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Dicky, tis your turn. Youhave held in front of you, a
melty man near you, and youare safely in the crow's nest, whereas
most of the combat is happening onthe main deck. Yeah, I got
this guy, So I'm gonna grabhis feet and lift up. So,
um, I think that would belike a strength check to just try to

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tip him over. I could justgently push him. I feel like that
would be easier to tell you what, give me a strength check with advantage
to either try to push your tipbecause it's gonna be he's not resisting you.
Is just horrific. Ali, oh, gross, I have a zero.
Here we go. You have advantagefourteen? Okay, yes, that
is enough to send him tipping overcrossness are what call it sixty feet up

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in the air of the main deck. Seems reasonable? So that is six
D ten of damage that he's goingto take. Let me get some dice
here. Sixty ten Oh I thoughtit was sixty six. Oh d that's
right, it's D tens or fourthedition D six is fit you either way?
Not great? Yeah, also embraceor like roll with it, just

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like you may fall on somebody.Horrific. So I rolled two sixes out
of that set of six D sixesfor yeah, a really solid amount of
damage as he goes crashing down,and tell you what, roll me a
D twelve D twelve. I thoughtyou said that it's just like first edition,

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all right, it's just my sneakA six okay. Yeah, you
tip him over and he lands kindof face first on the ground, still
in the position that's drawn up,and so he hits face down, and
yeah, Dorian's probably the closest tohim on the ground, and there is
a little bit of a crunch.It's not a full crack like a neck

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breaking, but there's a bit ofa crunch. Dorian will actually say that
that's yeah, it's not surprising,all right, And now it is then
the Baron's turn. Sorry, Igot a bug or something in here.
Yeah tis the season? Yeah forreal? Oh, Mosquito kept going right

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by my ear yesterday. I hatethat, especially when you're like trying to
sleep. The most annoying thing ever. Oh my god, I have to
wear like a hat or something orcover. All right, So the baron
is going to actually take a stepback from the wheel, provoking an amptack
from Moonbeam. That's just a meleeattack. Yeah, melee, basic yip

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perfect. Yeah, thirteen is notenough to hit him. But would you
like to use your assus now,I'll save it. I got something planned.
He baron has a sword in onehand, raises his left hand,
brings it to his mouth for amoment, whispers a word, and lings
his hand out in front of him, and this straight line of energy comes

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arcing out of his hand. Ineed the Flame Spirit, Dorian, and
Moonbeam to all make dexterity saving throws. Got it? DC fifteen? Sorry
everybody, I can't hear mine.Our moonbeams is twenty three, the Flame
Spirit thirteen, and Dorian's is fifteen. Okay, So the Flame Spirit is
gonna take all of this. Dorianand Moonbeam, you're gonna take half.

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It's thirty five points of damage.So the Flame Spirit will take thirty five
and each of YouTube will take seventeen. As a lightning bolt passes out of
his hand and charges through the airout at the three of you. But
hey, Moonbeam, even though youmay be singed and maybe your hair's you
know, sticking out a little bitfrom the charge, it is now your

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turn. Perfect. So then notliking that? Oh yes, all right,
She's gonna cast dissonant whispers right backat that fucker, and wisdom saved
DC sixteen. Wisdom saved DC sixteen. He got a twenty two. Oh
fuck that, I don't think theother one happens. Then what does happen?

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Okay, so it's gonna take halfas much damage? Then, yes,
okay, perfect, So he doesn'trun away from me. But he's
still gonna take some damage. Okay, I try to find that a D
six. There we go. Sothat is thirteen damage, thirteen points of
damage, okay, yeah, andthen that's oh and then I'm going a
bonus action healing word for myself becauseI can Is that two leveled spells in

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the same turn. Well, it'sa bonus action, right, you can
do a can trip. You can'tdo two leveled spells in a turn.
You could do a hand trip anda leveled spell. Yeah. Yeah,
so like you could do like fireBolt, which is a can trip and
healing Word, which is a bonusaction on the same turn. Gotcha,

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No worries. And that's it fromnbeing. But we are going to teleport
again and he is within five feet, so I need a deck save from
him. A deck save, yousay, yes, all right, give
me one quick sec. I'm doinga quick update on him. Sorry one
secon Actually wait, yeah, Ineed to read something. Yes, when
you take damage, it is notan attack. Dorian disappears. Nice from

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his deck save is sixteen. Meatsit, beats it. Then he's gonna
take it was fourteen total that hewould have taken. So he takes seven
okay, and we are going toteleport. Let's see. Yes, we're
going to go right over here.Okay, so you're in a teleport thirty
feet or so away towards one ofthe other sailors who let's be honest,

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they're there. Ranking file sailor.Pirates can't match you, guys, so
you will likely beat that guy.It's pretty quick. But that is the
end of your turn. Yes,that's it, alrighty melty sailor is dead.
It don't say slightly. Thinner sailorgoing to make his saving throw at
the end of the turn. Hey, he is no longer held. But

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you see how kind of collapse fora minute and this gush of blood come
out of his now broken nose.Yeah, oh no, wait does he
go help? I'm falling, soSteinbuck. So you know Missy escaped,
Dorian's invisible. Okay, well it'seven better than Missy stab so oh no,

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he can see Moonbeam, that's right, knowing that he got pushed,
first thing he's gonna do is takea few steps back towards the ship.
Now, I decided his course ofaction before I saw where Dorian had teleported
too, So I mean, there'sthat he is. He spots moonbeam and
needs to kind of get moonbeam away, so he is going to mutter a

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few words and going to cast icestorm. Nice. Is that a deck
safe? Yes, a dexterity savingthrow DC seventeen, and the Flame Spirit
will be in it. Got it? Okay? Oh that's not good.
It is not a tall enough cone. However to get Dickie in the same
spell. It's only a twenty footradius forty foot high cone. Or still

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which guy is doing this? Thisis their mage? Mycon this guy you
shot the lightning bolt that was barren. Yeah, okay, I thought was
I got a nineteen and my fireSpirit got an eighteen. Okay, that
is two D eight and four Dsix. That's gonna be easier. It's

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gonna be faster if I roll itall by hand. Yes, okay.
So it is nine points of bludgeoningdamage and sixteen points of cold damage.
So I believe that gets split downto four and eight for you since you
passed it. Yeah, I gotit, and hailstones turn the storm's air,
effecting the difficult terrain until the endof his next turn. But you're

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too bad. We fly and thefire Spirit would burn most of the ice
being flung at. That's fair.That element of the spell is not super
impactful. Yeah, but he gotus, Yes, so that is my
con Maybe it is your Oh Ididn't put Adar into initiative. Okay,
that's now eight oars initiative. Ourcaptain still on the day. It's the

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altered guy, Yeah it is,then mister true site guy. Yeah,
he's a cheanical augment guy who doesnot like me. Yes, he does
not like it. Well, atthis point he doesn't much care for any
of you, given that you're attackinghis ship. All right, but maybe
it is your turn. Wizard guyattacks my little fairy, casting a storm
at her. Yeah, he tacktwice. So she's gonna go right behind

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him because he's facing toward boonbeam.He's like and pull her gun and put
it directly behind his head and goyou're not worth hard time anymore and just
blow. Yeah okay, Well,and so it's a hit DC plus nine.
So it was nineteen to hit.And then I don't know what damage
you had in mind, because I'mnot sure what the you created the guns.
Yeah, so I wired, sothe normal damage is going to apply.

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Then you roll a secondary dice tosee if a magical effect hits right,
So that's ten damage, so it'snot very much but very much plank
at his head. Yes, rolla D twelve D TWI. I can't
even read what that says. Itlooks like a seven seven. Yes,
okay. The shot as it comesout has a green and purple tinge to
it as it pops into them,and as the wound hits and the damage

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take the damage is taken as itkind of grazes the side of his head.
You see these like green lines leechout from the strike out into his
head a little bit as he takesa poison damage, as there's a faint
spell remnant left in that bit ofvolt. The mechanic on this is on
a roll a D twelve one two, three four, Nothing happens five in

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up it deals an extra D fourof a damage type corresponding to that roll.
So should I roll another D four? No? No, I rolled
the D but it's basically you rollto see there's basically been a one in
three chance of no added effect.Two out of three times you're gonna get
an extra D four. Then,seeing that, I'm gonna glance over at
Adar. Is that his name?Dardar who just entered the fray? Take

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a quarter of a second to debateand just go fuck it and take the
other weapon and blow and blow anotherinto his head. Again. My about
his action is two weapon fighting.Yeah, okay, I'll allow it because
it's would take a full round toreload each gun, and you're probably just
gonna drop them after this anyway.So yeah, yeah, we'll have we'll
have this nice cinematic one, butabsolutely roll the second attack. Right,

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Well, it's nineteen again to hit. Okay, I accidentally grabbed two D
two. I grabbed two D twelves, but they rolled exactly the same thing.
So what am I supposed to grabbinga D tent? That's why?
Well it's a D twelve for theadded effect, right, so that's only
nine extra damage. But it wasa four you said one through four doesn't

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do anything else? Yes, yeah, it was a four on the twelve
okay, so just an extra andnine okay, Yeah, and that's when
she'll look at and see that itdidn't do the thing. Go dent Okay,
but I mean, hey, stilla solid chunk and Micn is not
looking good in this. He's gotblood, you know, with like hush
Jules beginning to form around the sideof his head, blood leaking down the
side of his neck. He's beenburned, he's been you know, taking

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what felt like a fast ball tothe chest. Not happy camper at this
point. That was made Dorian.Okay, I think maybe has that under
control. You are currently invisible.I am going to shoot at the baron
the baron, okay, baron,and I'm misable, So that means it's
a surprise attack, right, you'dhave advantage on the first shot, yes,

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so I get triple advantage VI inaccuracy. Okay, well let's uh,
let's make it advantage all right?Oh damn double one. Good thing.
I get to shoot again. Wow, that that is narly twenty seven
to hit Ony seven absolutely hits thebaron. Okay, that is thirteen damage

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and he has pushed back ten feet. Okay, that is my first eldridge
blast. Okay, off the edge, he'd fall off the edge. Well,
he doesn't fall off the edge yet. He is still most of the
square. He is on his round, so he is still on the deck,
but he is on the edge.If you can hit him again,
because you have to make a savingthrow to see whether he remains on the
deck or not. Twenty does thathit dirty? Twenty absolutely hits. He

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was pushed back ten feet. Thereis no saving throw. Well, it's
all says it's off the edge,you get. Okay, well that's nine
more damage. Okay, Yeah,he's gonna absolutely take an eye because yeah,
there's a railing, so it's tosee if he goes over it or
into it. Yeah, and thatis a oh he rolls at eight,
the baron gets knocked off the sideof the ship into the drink that's floating.

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Sucks to be you. That Elvinaccuracy really saved my butt. Yeah,
who on? So now the questionis who's going to be the first
one to say I am the captainAPTA, I don't want it? So
all right, all the round,which is dicky ya finally finally gonna cast

(30:56):
silence. So he's in the drink, now, this dude, right,
but the baron, the baron isin the drink. Yes, that makes
things easier. All right, letme just fetch my there's only this one
dude, and he's been messing upmy friends. Let me get my circle
that I built over Hereulate rule twentyhere there we go happening. I'm putting

(31:17):
this twenty foot radius. Oh shit, yes, sorry, buddy, we
need we need to be able tospeak. You can speak, Yeah,
it's not doing He was invisible atthe time. That's there. Also may
also maybe cannot speak. Yeah,well that's for the best. But he's

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the quietest of all of you.You know what welcome? The old one
is the ice storm? Oh gotcha? Yes, yes, that's why I
was asked if you need to speakto your little imp. But I didn't
get you in the circle, sowe're good. Gotcha. If anyone moves
into it, will it be thesame? It's like an area. Yeah.
No, anybody goes in there,they're going to be excitlent. I
think he's gonna have to try tocounterspell that. Oh okay, does he
know what's happening? Your casting spells? And he yeah? It is one

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reaction would you take when you seea creature within sixty feet of you casting
a spell? I am sixty feetup. I guess I didn't know he
was looking at all. Right,she is a very broad term in D
and D. All right, sowhat is the level of the spells you
are casting? Oh? That's notgood. It's like level two level two.
Okay, creature is casting a spellof third level or lower. Its

(32:24):
spells failed, it has no effect. But you've used his reaction, which
means he can't cast shield, whichmeans his armor class can't be raised.
So there is a benefit in whatyou have done. Good. I thought
about doing something really annoying, butI'm not going to. Why not because
I don't want to counterspell his counterspell. Why not? He's then I also

(32:47):
get to cast spells. Dickie,Oh, you have a sword. When
have you ever seen him use thatsword? Yeah? I don't know.
Yeah, more for show than anything. Look to use the dagger. In
the first game, I threw thatdagger. I did not get into melee
and it was more like way really, I could admit it. Okay,

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So, Dicky, you have casta spell has been countered. I believe
you have a movement a minor ormoving a bonus rather. Yeah, I'm
looking to see what I can dowith a bonus if you have healing word
beames not like right, so tackrollability check or damage through m oh interesting?
So expert? Yeah, yeah,I don't think there's anything like counter
charm. But there's nobody. Yeah, oh thirty feet for me. Nobody's

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a thirty feet from Okay, gofind your own business. I have an
idea for later, bat thing,Ellie. I know it's the thing that
you don't like. But the baronwhose turn it is now has a way
of getting back on the ship.Pack Would it be bees instead? Sure?
I suppose he could turn into aswarm of bees instead of better.
Ellie is not a fan of spiders. I get you. So the baron

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in the water for a moment,Let's see, is he yes, he
is able to recover his equilibrium inthe water. He looks up at the
deck and he wild shapes into aswarm of bees and flies up onto the
deck. Then it becomes Adar's turn. He actually has true sight thanks to

(34:20):
his magic halowie thing. He raiseshis mechanical arm and as he raises the
arm, the hand right at thewrist flips up and reveals a cannon barrel.
Nice just basically an oversight gun.And he sites without even turning his
head. And he sites, let'ssee, may have just fired guns at
his ally, So I think he'sgonna site on mave and he fired,

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Oh mayve, what is your ac? Oh? No, i ac is
sixteen just misses mave shot fifteen iswhat he rolled. And e doesn't have
awesome points her just rustles in thewind. Yeah, one time. She's

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not hiding exactly. You feel theheat of this bolt go past you right
behind your neck. And as thearm starts to come down and the wrist
hand flips back into normal position,heels fire. Take down that ship,
and the two arbalists fly out andhead towards Black Fang's ship. No,

(35:30):
you can't reaction, I'll just blastingthings like that. Those would have been
like ready to actions kind of thing. So two arbalists. One shoots a
little short, the other slams intothe side of Black fang ship. Doesn't
seem to do significant ams, like, it doesn't seem to penetrate the whole,
but it definitely does impact. Andwith that its moonbeams turn. Yeah,

(35:51):
alrighty moonbeam is gonna move up tothis dude right yaw and cast burning
hands and it's a cone, soit's gonna hit him. And then the
outer edges of it are gonna hitwady dude without hitting any of my buddies.
So you're burning the sailor and mycon. Yeah, I am. It
is a dexterity save already, Sailoris going to make it with an eighteen

(36:13):
on the die. Micon is goingto fail, however, accident, Oh,
that dude is screwed alrighty that isnineteen damage total, so whatever half
of that for whoever? Okay,yeah, describe the killing blow on mycon
accident. Oh, yes, hewas already like bubbling from the poison damage,
right, excellent. So I thinkthe flames just shoot through the sailor

(36:37):
and he probably doubles down or something, and the very edges of it just
lick around his face and it's verypart of the Covenant sort of thing.
Micon's face begins to melt away alittle bit. Nice to get. I
don't feel so bad. These guyswere Nazis, obviously obviously obviously. Yeah,

(36:57):
and then with that he a littleflame appears where Micon just fell,
and then we are going to fireyteleport over my map. Friends. So
then this Sailor guy is going tohave to make another dick, say sixteen
on the die. Oh meets itbeats it, okay, So he's going
to just take two damage from thatone, okay. And then I'm going

(37:17):
to use my reaction to extinguish thatlovely little flame that just appeared where Micon
fell, and I'm going to healmyself a little bit. Okay, a
fire reader okay, anything else thatis it from Moonbeven her fire spirit.
Okay. All of the sailors,having seen their captain get knocked off the

(37:38):
ship and mycon go down. Allthe sailors that are not actively engaged in
firing or reloading the arbilists come runningat all of you. One guy's going
to run from the front of theship. He's going to spend his whole
turn running up to you guys.Another guy's going to run halfway, take
out a hand crossbow and try toshoot at We'll say he's going to shoot

(38:01):
at Dorian. That is a twentyone to hit. Yes, that hands
okay, oh three points damage,but a whole three. Oh. And
then one guy is going to swinghis sword at the fire Spirit, and
one guy's going to swing his swordat Mave. So the fire Spirit is
an eighteen to hit. Yeah,they'll hit. Okay, minimum damage there

(38:22):
six points damage to the flame Spirit. Oh my god, it's still up,
yes, and may oh yeah,A thirteen to hit Mave is not
going to be enough, all right, So that is all the sailors turn
Oh the guy that oh there's oneguy. Sorry, one of the guy
did charge towards Dorian on one shotone charge. But he's the guy with
the bloody knows that got knocked off. He doesn't move super fast. He's

(38:45):
going to attempt to swing at Dorian. Yeah, it's not going to come
anywhere close to being able to hitDorian. And that ends all the sailors
turns. My con would go,but you know dead may I was not
prepared, all right. So butthere's one right next to me. There
are two right next to you.One got knocked off the crow's nest and
the other guy is fresh to thefight. Okay, he got knocked off

(39:06):
the crows disgus, Right, yeah, I like this. Which one is
fresh to the fight? Red orange? So Orange is fresh to the fight,
Green is fresh to the fight.Purple is fresh to the fight.
Red got knocked off the crow's nest, and Blue has taken some of the
fiery teleports to the face. Okayand burning hands right, and Aidar has
also not been hit at this point. But he's only missed maybe so far

(39:30):
and real quick Ada or somebody thatwe needed to talk to. Right he's
one of the like metal creatures,or did we establish he was not one
of them? He has an artificialarm, but he is not a full
body. No, he is humanwith an artificet arm and artificed eyes.
Because my job as a rogue isnot hand to hand combat, and I

(39:52):
know that the people around me cando that way better, I'm going to,
let's see, disengage and run upto what is this is the base
of the ultimentalt mask. The mask, and I don't I think that means
I've already used my So I thinkI'm hiding behind the mask because I can't
climb. The goal was to climbup it. I don't think I can

(40:13):
do that right now. You coulduse your standard action because so as a
rogue, as a bonus action,you can disengage. You can move to
get over there. Then you canspend your normal action as another move to
climb. Okay, yeah, Ithink I will climb up to where Dickie
is. Nice. What is yourclimb speed? He's sixty feet up?
Like I know my climb speed isactually a yester because kid cat. Yeah,

(40:34):
yeah, see, I've never actuallyhad to look this up. I
just know that it exists. Youknow, climbing no longer cost you extra
movement when you're making I'm pretty sureit's fifty feet. Well, you also
have your to bacsi movement where youcan double your movement speed for a round.
So between those two you can easilyget into the cross nest. Yeah,
okay, we're gonna up there andjust duck under. So I don't

(40:57):
know if it's a basket where youcan see through it or if you literally
just can't see it. Sort ofjust ledges a railing around. She's up
in the crows as now you're atleast out of melee range of anybody down
here. Cool, did you,Dorian? I just had this image of
like a cat suddenly getting the zoomies, just like seeing and getting startled and
just like bounces and bolts off themast. I love it. Great,

(41:22):
I'm in melee. So cool.Well you just got hit. Does your
cloak thing do that multiple times today? Make you visible only in low light?
Gotcha? That the invisible teleport piece. That's that's misty escape. That's
a gotcha warlock, well my kindof warlock. Okay, um, okay,
so we have bees bees right,Okay, Well this guy right next

(41:51):
to me, I'm the first shotsgoing at him because he's probably in bad
shape he is, so yeah,okay, oney six to hit absolutely nice
end damage and he has flown backten feet ten damage. You said end
damage. Okay, he is stillup, but he has flung back ten
feet. Okay. And then theother one will be on this guy.

(42:13):
Okay, I've ten yeah, okay, thirty two hit thirty absolutely hits seven
damage and he has flung back tenfeet. Okay. He's going to try
to make his deck sailing throw tostay on the rail. What is your
spell DC seventeen. Yeah, I'msure it's got to be some other modifier
that goes against. But I'm gonnasay he falls off and I'm going to
roll a one D six on aone and two. He does not know

(42:34):
how to swim. He rolled thethree, so he does know how to
swim, but he has knocked offthe ship. I love the story of
a pirate that might not know howto swim. It wasn't a terribly common
skill from what research indicates. Whywould you fall in the water. Yeah,
they didn't really have like safe placesto test that right at end.
You wouldn't go swimming for recreation.I mean maybe you play in a water

(42:55):
hole when you were a kid,but you're not going to go to a
pool and have a formal lessons onhow to learn while I never thought about
it. Hey, all right,that's to me. All right. In
that case, we are back upto the top of the round, Dicky,
Yeah, a Mabe has while Mabehas appeared, all right, I've
been building these down here. Holdon, so what's up of these guys

(43:19):
with the ballistas? They reloading thosethings? They are reloading? Yes,
oh great, not anymore, I'mspeaking them. I have it set for
you here. I'm casting animate objects. Okay, that's so you can keep
up with the damage. And I'mguessing those arrows are about the size of
a medium creature. Yes, yeah, great, So I'll take the one

(43:39):
that can't fire like that. There'sone that can't hit our ship, right,
yes, right, that's loaded,So that one comes out, and
I guess while the other guys aregrabbing whatever the one they're grabbing, those
come to life. And how manyobjects can you animate? Their medium Oh
right, hold on right, Imean you're getting greedy. Let me see

(44:00):
wait, like there was like thetwo big Things of rock. I think
it was like two or three.Yes, yes, you're having your level
six damn it, I don't havea level six bells name yeah, give
it some time. Yeah, wegot a mature a little bit more is
t look do this? Maybe I'mwrong. It gives me up to ten

(44:21):
non matchable objects and medium targets aretwo, right, so I can do
five? Okay, so I makefive? Okay, yea all together?
Hell yeah? Oh and their commandsare to attack this guy, yeah,
hand cannon, the nesting many.So what I'm going to use I'm going

(44:43):
to use this icon. Oh okayI made If you made something, they're
stupid, they're just lines. Ohno, that's way better. And you
want all five to go after armcannon? I mean I thought I could
only do one command, can dolike a separate command for each one.
I would think the command would bea attack and they would all try to
follow that command. Yes, butI was going to make specifically that they

(45:05):
do attack him. Attack here.Yeah. I was going to be like
attack him, attack him, attackhim, attack him, but if I
can't, then if I can onlydo one, then I'd be like attack
him. That was my question.But such a very specific way of saying.
All right, So it says ifyou can throw multiple creatures, you
can command any or all of themat the same time, issuing the same
command to each one. Yeah that'sreal cool, same command to each one.
Right, Yeah, so attack,fuck nuts attack? Will you say

(45:30):
they all know act on your initiativeas well? Sounds great? Okay,
so only need bill of the attacks. Here's my question. These creatures and
the like fire En Elemental for thatmatter, do they count as our allies?
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.Yeah, yes, I would assure
account as our allies. Yes,yes, so you get your sneak attack.
Yeah. These are out of plusfive by the way, Yes,

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so you seven twelve twenty Oh mygod, only one hit? Wow?
Oh? Sorry, the damage istwo d six plus one are flanking?
Oh my god? Roll two ones? What is wrong with you? Whole
damage from that whole thing? Blankingis not so much a thing in Oh

(46:15):
okay, especially with this truesy flankingis only good spur with you have sneak
tack. Yeah, I just realizedthat I built eight ar but it never
leveled him up. Oh so heonly has three hit points? Awesome?
Great love it. Oh no,so the dirty twenty does hit for what

(46:37):
was it damage on that? Well, let's see one plus one plus one
five, because roll twenty is adevil it really? Is it roll twenty
or does it just know that you'rethe one rolling? Well? I know,
Dorian? Yeah, and yeah,you also got two ones? I

(46:59):
did that? Was that the oddsof it? Breezy? Yes? Okay,
So now the baron gets to goswarmy guy. I think he's going
to transform back into just normal self. Yeah, he's going to transform a
normal self. And seeing as howDorian pushed him off the deck before,

(47:22):
he's going to take a couple ofsteps inward, and as he walks,
he again brings his hand to hismouth, says the word, flicks his
hand out, and another lightning boltgoes flying out at Dorian and Moonbeam.
Please give me dexterity saving through damnit, it's an attack. Okay,
Oh no, nice spy. Allright, wait before you roll damage,

(47:43):
I'm going to use cutting words Iread before. Great, this is gonna
this is gonna suck for you abit. Oh sure, maybe not minus
five to whatever damage roll you roll. Okay, minus five is great,
that's okay, I'll take it.I go Kennedy, Kennedy Kennedy, so
wing batter, and I can alsouse my tower of iron. Will I

(48:06):
can use my reaction to roll apsionic dye and add the number eye rolls
to your saving throw. But yourolled a four, right, Yeah,
there's no way I can. Yes, maybe I'll hold on to that.
Yeah, I would have to getan eleven added to that. It's okay,
it's okay, five fall, Ifall. You will be avenged avenged
eventually. Yeah. Well, soit's twenty nine points of lightning damage twenty

(48:30):
nine, twenty nine, it's fourteenon moonbeat. Great, and y'all are
still up? Okay, that's yes, all right, yeah, I think
we apply the negative five and thenhalf as opposed to half and then negative
five. That makes sense, yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely, so
that was accurate? Then, yes, okay, I wasn't paying attention enough

(48:51):
earlier to stop this. I waslooking at all my spells turning figure man,
No worries, I think, thenhold on one sec. No,
yeah, I think then that endsthe Baron's turn. Adar goes Dar surrounded
by bolts. That sucks. Sorry, is the baron is just floating floating

(49:13):
bees? Is that's what happened?No, No, he changed bots.
Yeah he's wild. Yeah, hewild shaped back to his normal form.
Okay, can we like highlight?I just don't see him on the he's
right there is okay, thank you? There's water another sailors, Yeah,
I knocked another guy, well,the guy who drowned right, yes,
no he can swim or sorry,the guy who can swim. He almost
would not be able to. Wewere debating that it's a close call,

(49:35):
but I highlighted the baron for youa little bit more there maybe, thank
you? Yeah, I said thishim Okay, truly he's he's human,
right, he is human, andAidar was human before all the augments.
I mean he's still human, buthe's Luke Skywalker human. Yeah. Yeah,
he's more machine than man. Heyes, yeah, you know.
I think he is going to provokeapp attacks from all five of the bolts

(49:58):
as he walks to get clear ofthem. So he let take his shot.
Roll it. Coleman plus fifteen twentytwo and A NAT's twenty only two
of those will hit, one ofthem being then at twenty. Oh no,
very good, So one moment fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, right,

(50:19):
and that's that's gonna be a thirteenoh okay, seventeen thirty thirty points of
damage. Hey, thirty is reallyreasonable. That's really good. That's real
good. All right. So hisarm comes up again, the hand flips
back, and he sits down atlet's a moonbeam is not looking too great?
Negative five to his attack roll.Yes, as I say, hey,

(50:42):
give me a hag oh sorry,excellent. So that is a thirteen
tit moonbeam, not even close.Okay, there you go. Say it
was five away from what it wouldtake. Honestly. Yeah, I'm just
I'm the I'm Stadler. And what'shis face? Yeah that's all. I

(51:06):
am a friend that named their catsthat I mean perfect, those are perfect
cat names. Absolutely, yeah.Yeah, one hund could see cats just
sitting there. Just this is theworst I believe these humans, Chris,
I sent you a damn oh ohright, okay, So he's going to

(51:28):
continue his move on the lower decks, and as he moves, you see
him kind of take in a breathand let it out and he seems to
recover perhaps a few hit points,and that will end Adar's turn. Moonbeam
stern Moonbeam He good, alrighty um, Moonbeam is going to cast scorching ray

(51:53):
um two towards the baron and onetowards Adar. Okay, all right.
The two towards the baron is Uand eighteen and A sixteen eighteen and sixteen.
We both hit the baron, yeah, and then the one for Adar
is twenty five. That'll hit twoexcedent. Sorry, let me roll some

(52:16):
dnager hang on, I gotta Igotta check my bingirl best yes, yes,
okay, cool, hent your fireelemental be casting spells at the same
time or no, you cast themthrough No? He goes right after me.
All right. So the first onethat is thirteen for the first one,
thirteen for the first one against I'msorry, fifteen for the first one
that hits the baron. Yeah.Nice, and then the second one is

(52:38):
twelve okay, and then the twoare The one that hits the dar is
sixteen sixteen okay. Yeah, thebaron is not in good shape. Accident.
It's good. That's it from moving. But then fire Spirit's gonna go
and teleport both myself and Dorian upinto the crow'sness. Well, we gotta
get out of melee. I can'tmove you, Dorian whoever can? And

(53:00):
then I need a deck save frommister blue dot right. There no a
dex save for the sailors. Docrows us for the three of us?
Yeah? We had four people?Yeah, because Moonbeam is small and the
fire Spirit is flying. Yeah,that is just enough space, guys.
But that means I can hide behindall of us, right, yeah,

(53:22):
Blue Sailor makes it. Okay,gotcha. So it's gonna take brain.
Brain needs to math five damage insteadit was it would have been ten.
Okay. Oh wait, hang on, hang on yeah, nope, okay,
and that's it. Um yeah,that's interesting. That was moonbeams turns
and now it's the sailors. Nobodyis on the ground level with nope no,

(53:45):
yeah, the bolts the bolts,oh true, true, Yeah,
you're attacking. I guess you canattack us. Sure are going? Okay,
so all of the crows bow thehand cross bows come out and they're
going to fire one quarrel at eachof the four of you. Yeah,

(54:06):
do they get disadvantage because we havea crow's nest around us, a little
bit of barrier. We have cover. Tell you what, I'll give the
minus one or all the role becauseit's it's a railing and a couple of
posts. It's not like it's fullbasket or wall. Okay, okay,
So the leads you get a minusone on the roll. So the one
shooting Dickie is a nine on thedie on a nine total, so that

(54:29):
will not hit. The one shootingmay that was a cocked die, that
is a thirteen. The one shootingDorian, ah, that will I think
that one will actually hit with atwenty two of course, of what jeez?
Five points of damage hit the magicuser. How bad you look?
You look messed up? I looklike, yeah, a little messed up.

(54:52):
And moonbeam. Moonbeam is a seventeento hit. Does not hit.
Seventeen does not hit. It doesn'tbecause I have that Adamancian breastplate. Now,
so I he's eighteen. Oh wellthat that in that case, the
minus one for the cover is whatsaved you. And that was the max
damage role a man teen, Soyou can't even be krippe. Alrighty see,

(55:15):
I give you guys so much coolstuff, and my monsters can't kill
you. Oh shoot, well they'vedone a good amount of damage, so
like, can't be mad about that. All right, it is Maize's turn,
followed by Dorian. I kind ofshimmy between everybody and ducked down,
knowing that Dorian's Kate will hide me. Yes, it's it's it's a statement,

(55:39):
but it's also a request. Ithink Dorian would instinctively like, yeah,
okay, he loves to flourish.Okay, I will let you do
the is therek holl correctly? Ifyou are hidden, you get your sneak
attack damage because he is kind ofcarrying out the cloak. I will let

(56:00):
you get steak attack damage, butyou're going to take disadvantage on the attack,
okay, because you're not You're notin a sniper's blind where you can
see him and he can't see you. This cloak is totally impeding itself and
just being flicked away at the lastsecond. Totally fair. Okay, I
will reroll my D twenty. Then, well it went so it's an eighteen

(56:20):
to hit eighteen. I had originallyrolled in eighteen, so it was a
twenty eight to hit and that soyes hit now, Yes, yes,
it does. Okay, okay,So that means and wait, oh,
it's possible you'll kill him this helet's see, I don't think so.
Twenty three attack damage, twenty threepoints of damage. Yeah, twenty three.
That is fifteen more points of damagethan you need to kill him.

(56:44):
He's low on hit points. Good, yea, So describe the killing blue.
I ducked down here ever so slightlyout, just to see if I'm
aiming in the correct place point thesharp bow sling. It flies through the
air, cuts directly into her favoriteplace, right through the mouth, down
the throat out the other side.I just and then I stand up.

(57:06):
Let's go over and said you warn'twith our time? Yes, And I
think with enough force of the impactof that arrow, it like knocks the
baron back on his feet. Andyou see this like herky jerk where that
the head leads the motion as hishead and shoulders start going to the ground
before his feet even begin to move. Just the force of that jerk and
the sudden abruptness of his end oflife, and he else, I dug

(57:30):
back down. Dorian Okadar, thehalf mechanical man, is still alive,
as are four of the sailors,and there's a fifth sailor swimming. Is
the boat moving stopped moving? Itis continuing on the is continuing to move
a bit. They had furled sailsto protect against the fire damage, so
it's a little more as the wavesare moving it rather than full sails moving

(57:54):
along at a clipping pace. Okay, okay, all right, fine,
we'll just stick with the old standby then, Eldritche blast on mister arm
cannon. Okay, yes, that'smister, that's mister mister armcannon. Okay,
that is a thirteen on the firstone to hit. I don't think
that hits. It is not,but the second one will probably be worse.

(58:15):
No, it's a twenty five tohit. That's sixteen damage and he
has flung back ten feet. ButI think that's just to the deck.
I guess, yeah, yeah,the sixteen. I'll slide him one diagonally.
But if you want sixteen points ofdamage, you say, yes,

(58:35):
Okay, that's still on his feet. That's all I got in that case.
Top the round Dicky standom shions.It's my giant Indians. Georian looks
kind of messed up, right,Oh oh yeah, So let's take care
of your wounds, my friend levelthree, I touch him for fourteen points

(59:00):
of damage. Yeah, fourteen healing. I'm sorry of healing damage healing.
I'm so sorry. And yes,meanwhile, thank you so much. You're
welcome. My little thingies lacking appendages, they sort of hover, so they
kind of go menacingly into the airperpendicular to the deck, aimed at the

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one armed bandit, and started movingtowards him. Little dicky little thingies.
Yeah, all of his little things, he meant it littlependages, I mean,
his little appendages. I penetrate,Oh personally, I always thought they
were medium sized. Personally yea,his medium appendages go to penetrate the adar.

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Oh my god. Three of themattempt to penetrate the one I'm bandits.
Oh lord, one gets twelve foldup, Wow, sacked. Two
of the other ones try to isthat good enough? Let me see?
Can you get here? Yep?The other two go for the guy with
the green dots. Okay, Iforgot about the guy down there. Whatever?
Um yeah uh and oh my lord, one of them is a sixteen

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sixteen hits. Well that's accident oneout of five hits. That's the other
one hits the mast. It's likeit's involved gez for seven whole points of
damage. Okay, better than nothing. That sailor now has seven fewer hit
points than he had a moment ago. There positive thinking, you're welcome to
move those I can't. They're underyour control. An illusion one three?

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All right, that's me excellent.In that case, it is Adar's turn,
and then we'll go to a teamhero. Adar, you know,
is smart enough to realize this battleis not going well for his side.
Correct. His arm comes up onemore time, except this time, instead
of pointing at any of you,he points at the mast itself. Yeah,
well one more time, Sagan.Alright, I say, I can

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tell you a single with a handlike that. And he gets a negative
five to his attack role. Okay, well his attack roll is against the
mast. Yeah, sotter, Butstill I could roll it against bad I
kid you not. He just cricked. It was either going to be an
app batter or krit Let's be real, I have one more. You haven't

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rolled damage. I have not rolleddamage. I say, because you see
that the cannon thing, it couldreally if you've goes off. I'm not
going to explain it. That's anegative six to damage. That is a
solid. Oh, but this isagainst Yeah, it's a mask, it's
a mast. It's meant to bedurable. Yeah. Yeah, And actually
and they rolled super low. Howhow much damage were us are tracking?

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Again? Six? Six? Thebolt comes out of his arm and it
gouges a chunk of the wooden mastout and there is a little bit of
clicking and a shiver where you allare up top. Unfortunately, with the
reduction in damage, it does notdo enough to completely timber the mast,
but there is definitely some shaking goingon. Ab we should lose some weight.

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That does. The sailors go andthey see their buddies getting clovered by
the bolts. So they're all goingto drop their crossbow bolts and run over
and start swinging at the bolts.No, um, let's see that one
as eighteen to hit. They havean AC of thirteen. Okay, so

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two hits, three hits, fourhits, HP of forty. Oh they're
not going to They're not going todo enough to kill them this round.
Oh, I should have had eightour action point that might have taken the
mask down. Damn it, it'salready I've already passed turn for him though,
thanks for trying to kill. Iwouldn't have killed us. Who would
have hurt? It would have beenhilarious. I am curious how that would

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affect a fairy and a flying spirit. It would have been mostly unaffected.
Yeah, and then the rest youprobably would have just gotten dropped in the
water. All right, they're notgoing to do enough to kill the guys,
and you guys are probably gonna killAdar in the next round, and
the sailors should just be mop upafter that. So that ends the sailors
turn, mate, brace get Moonbeam. I thought it was at I did.

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I'm so sorry who actually should havebeen Moonbeam? And then the sailors
thought, so sorry Moonbeam. Noworries, I need a wisdom say from
Adar? All right, DC sixteen. He got a twelve perffect. Alrighty,
that is leven even better? Allright, so he takes eleven psychic
damage and he's supposed to run.He uses his reaction to run as far

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away from me as he can get, so I would think that's in the
water. Yeah, well, Imean he could run the other side.
Yeah, yeah, he could runalong the port. Now running that way
is going to provoke some mop attackstrue ru woman, Yeah, surrounded by
waving that way, so yeah,three on him, free on him unless

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he ran past one of the okaythree, oh my god? Not twenty
yeah, and at a fourteen right, so the ten of the fourteen won't
hit. But that crate roll ityou? Oh I see five and a
seven twelve total bull total? Okay, not enough to take him out,
but eight r is not looking good, folks, well, because my fire

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Spirit's gonna throw a fire bull ten. Yeah, how I need a deck
save? That was a nat oneon his deck savee oh it sexs to
be him. And again, eventhough he's got a decent decks, he
does not have a plus sixteen onhis deck. Save. Yeah, I'm
gonna do it. So that isthen a ten damage ten points of damage?
Oh Max, oh roll describe thekilling blow he had points and you've

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done eighty seven to him? Yeah? Perfect. So as he runs away
like a scared little girl from Moonbeam, my flame spirit is gonna make this
a nice mass of swirling heat andjust aim it directly at the back of
his head, which is probably directlyat his halo, and it's gonna make
it white hot the halo, andI feel like that'll burn where his eye

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sockets used to be. Okay,yes, the firebolt interacts with the halo
magic that's around him, supercharging thatand causing feedback into the gemstones that the
artificer had worked in to where hiseye sockets were, and it burns the
flesh around, and it burns deeperinto the head and into his damage,

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into his brain. It's all affectedby that, and you get this kind
of twitching, twitching, and thenhis body drops to the ground. And
with that, folks, you havesome crossbow bolts or some arbalist bolts that
are going to take out the piratesor at least gonna put them to the
point where they're unconscious, and thenyou're gonna try to recruit some of them.
But I say we do that nextgame, right. Yeah. Thank

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