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Do you have an ATM? Idid not. If I tip you extra,
can you give me cash back?I can't, and if I could,
I wouldn't wise that because you knewyou'd want blow when you were drunk.
It didn't plan ahead, Nor didyou have the sense to have a
dealer who fronts or takes VENMO.You need to learn, and if I
give you cash, I'm enabling,not teaching. What can I get you
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drunk barbarians? Welcome to episode fiftyeight of the Signal award winning podcast Behind
Bars, Cocktails and Wasted Nights.I'm your host, Greg. I've been
working as a bartender for over twentyyears, and over those years, I've
seen a lot. My goal hereis to share some of those high and
low lights with you. Quick warning, this podcast contains sex, drugs,
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and some language that isn't suitable foranyone under twenty one years of age.
So you've gotta have some id folksfor this one. I had, as
Wayne and Garth would say, BabrahamLincoln in studio, Becca the model who
she's an LA model and to paintthe picture she looks like Margot Robbie some
and to others like that smoke Showand Valerian in the City of a Thousand
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Planets. By the way, thatmovie is designed to be washed on shrooms.
Trust me, and you're welcome inadvance. Anyway. To give you
an idea of how well she reflectslight, I think I'm actually allergic to
her, because every time I'm closeto her, my wang gets swollen.
Annie whoselbees. Before we get started, you'll need a drink. I try
to select a drink that relates tothe story or guest, so I picked
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this gem out. It's called WickedBehavior because she's let's say, kind of
fun. It's a frothy, sweet, sour and bitter bourbon cocktail that hits
all the keys on the old tastingorgan. Pretty simple to make, too,
First chilla martini glass or champagne coopwith ice water, then combine an
ounce and a half of bourbon.I really like Denver's own mythology. Hellbear,
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it's actually a boo rye and amazingby itself. Were on the rocks
three quarters of an ounce of pineapple, one quarter Saint Germaine, one quarter
appral, one quarter lemon juice,and one quarter honey. Honey. Shake
that money maker till the tennis elbowis ready to serve strain into your chilled
glass. And this is key.Sip and engage in some wicked behavior.
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And as always, if you don'thave that shit in your liquor cabinet,
which you should buy now, barbarians, this is episode fifty eight, and
how you're not stocked up is beyondme. Line up the dusty white trail
in your mirror and watch yourself becomea magician and make it disappear into your
nose tubes. All right, withoutfurther ado, here's Becca the Model.
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All right, everybody, welcome tococktails and wasted nights behind bars. Sometimes
I say before that it's episode fiftyeight, the night I interviewed Becca the
Model. Becca, welcome, thanksfor coming out, Thank you for having
me. You look amazing things.As per usual, we won't tell the
listeners what we're both wearing because we'rewearing matching off its and it's amazing,
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super matching. Well, we gotthe black and white thing going on.
That's where it stops. Yeah,So I met you in Denver several years
ago. Get your real estate licenseafter a long time, after a long
time, hey, yeah, along time coming. So and then you
said fuck that, I can makeway more money modeling, and you went
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to LA and you've been crushing itever since. Yeah, yeah, I
think so. Yeah, tell ustell us about like, how's how's La?
Like? What do you like betterDenver or La? Definitely La?
But I miss Denver? Okay?Glad to be back Denver for the people
or for like, like, whatabout Denver makes you miss it? Yeah?
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More so people, I think.I mean, I love the mountains,
but I like the beach more,I think. Okay, I think
I like I like seeing you onthe beach better than the mountains. Yeah.
Too many clothes on the mountains.Yeah, too much clothes. Yeah
it's too cold up there. Let'sget you on the beach. Beach,
Barbie. So, how long you'vebeen in LA. I think it's been
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almost five months. Five months andyou've been modeling and you just signed with
a management company. That's amazing.That's amazing. So you must have,
like, you know, as amodel in LA, you've run into some
stuff, some crazy stuff, Ibet right, Yes, some stories from
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the modeling world on the way upto where you are. So you may
or may not want to share.I don't know. Yes, I always
share some, but mostly not frommodeling actually, more like on your train.
As far as like the bars,Okay, yeah, let's get some
let's get some bar stories out ofyou. Where'd you all? Right?
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Who get who? Party's harder?Denver or La? Definitely La? Really,
yeah, because Dever goes pretty hard. I know, I was in
LA. I guess LA goes prettyhard too. I don't know. It's
definitely a pretty like match. Ifyou know where you're what you're doing,
that's true. You're a professional.I'm a professional. We had a pretty
great pregame so far, we're doinggood. What's your favorite bar in La?
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Do you have one? No?Probably like the the least favorite one
is definitely the one I'll be talkingabout today, the least favorite one.
Oh yeah, let's go. Whatdo we got? Do you want to
hear my first story? Oh?Absolutely? What do you got? What
is it? Take place of thisplace that you hate? Yeah? Oh
yeah, let's go. What's thename of the place you want to say?
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Or no? And no? BecauseI actually don't know the name of
the place. That's a sign ofa good bar. Yeah, I can't
even remember the name. Yeah,we got there at like eleven thirty,
so it was not much memory left. Okay, yeah, absolutely, you'd
like you'd started without them. Yeah, well we had to pre game first.
Is kind of like a long story. It kind of like a lot
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leading up to it, I guessbecause so this was my first weekend in
La, first full weekend. Okay, you just got their furniture like anything
would pact or no, but let'sgo out. Let's do that. Yeah,
okay. Obviously, So my roommateand my friend who wanted me to
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move out there in the first placewith her to La. I was going
for San Diego. But San Diego'slike La without the pollution and may mean
that in a humanity sense. Yeahyeah, yeah, and it's just like
a lot more low key. Yeah. Yeah. So my friend is in
the cannabis industry, so she's beentrying to get like some you know,
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a listers on her business. Iguess you did, say, yeah,
okay and tell Yeah. So she'sbeen trying to pull these guys in and
one of them was like, oh, i'll get you, you know,
if you sign, if you fillmy bags, if you sign like a
contract on me, I'll buy stufffrom you. I'll sell it, you
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know, like that I promote itand every yeah. Yeah. So he
was like, I'll take you outto the club, get some like hot
girls, you know, I'll getyou a table, bottle, everything like
that. And we're like hell yeah. So yeah, so she was like
yeah, of course. So welike pregamed. We had five girls.
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We ended up going out at likeeleven thirty, got there at like twelve
obviously because the traffic. Yeah,the uber everything took takes so long.
I used to tell this joke wherelike I dated this girl. I'm like,
oh, I had this long distancerelationship. I was in Hollywood,
she was in Burbank. Yeah,so we get down there. It's actually
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it's like a new thing. Ithink these restaurant us that turn into bars
or clubs at night after yeah.Yeah, so they'll like put all the
tables away. Yeah, and thenit turns into a club. So and
they have like a DJ or arapper. In this case, it was
a DJ rapper. Wow. Soyeah. So the guy that wanted us
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to come out, he said hewould get us a table, everything like
that. He was the opener forthe main DJ that night. And so
we get there. We were actuallysemi sober when we got there even after
the pregame. Yeah, like Idon't know. We were I think,
really nervous about the whole night becausewe were like not sure how it was
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going to go down. Like basicallywe weren't sure about this guy. Okay,
gotcha, yeah he was. No, We're just like, is he
a clown kind of like because peoplecan like talk big off, Yeah,
like is he actually gonna get usa table? Is he actually gonna get
what we Yeah? Yeah? Andso we get there sure enough. We
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wait fifteen minutes, twenty minutes forpeople to get kicked out of our table.
Wow, all right, so thetable wasn't even ready it was twelve
o'clock, but he still got themkicked out. Yes, So we finally
get there, we sit down.It took another fifteen minutes for a bottle
to come out. It wasn't thebottle we wanted. Oh boy, it
was some crazy tequila that I've neverheard of in my life. You weren't
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like a vodka bottle at a club, Like it's highly mixable, No tequila
for sure. Yeah, all right, that's where we did for her.
I guess I love tequila straight,but if I'm mixing stuff definitely vodka if
that shit, that's true. Butwe were more just doing shots, like
let's just get to the point.It was getting sucked off. We were
like not up yet, so yeah, we're trying to like get it going.
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It took forever, and then oncewe got the bottle, like,
we got kicked out of our tableagain. What why? Yeah, I
don't know why. But then theyput us in front of the DJ booth
so at another VIP table, butit was like in the middle. So
we're like in the middle of thecrowd, right, So like the crowds
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right here, the DJ's right here, and we're in the middle at a
VIP table. But it was andit was blocked off, you know with
one of those little ropes, solike people were just shoving it and like
it was like in between. Itwasn't really VIP because it was like people
could just like get right through,like to the stage. What the fuck?
Yeah, so like people were likepushing through us. He didn't tell
it off. No, oh god, he was a clown. Yeah,
he was a clown. Yeah,what the fuck? So what do you
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do when that happens? So wetried to stick it out. Okay,
that was nice of you. Wewere like all right, yeah, yeah,
we're like we're just finished this bottleobviously, and then many people on
a bottle five five of you okaynice? Oh yeah, so we we
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were super like locked in like itwas. It was just like people shoving
on all sides of us. Iwas also like on this side of the
table, like most of the othergirls were on the other side or like
behind me to where like they weren'treally getting pushed. I was like the
main one that was like on theoutside kind of so like you're like the
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penguin like blocking the wind for everybodyelse. So then I started feeling like
intense shoving and I'm like like frommy back and I'm like, oh no,
like this is not it. I'mlike I need to get out of
here. And so then I likelook over at my friend. She's on
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like the inside of the table,so she's not having this like contact that
I'm having with these groups of pullin the bag. Oh it wasn't dudes
though, it was. It wasladies. Wow. Yeah, a lot
of them getting all caddy, whyare you guys? Yeah yeah yeah.
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And by that time, actually theopener who had gotten asked the table was
off. So then the main DJwas up there and he was a one.
He was like, you know,a rapper. All these people were
here to see him in the clubs. So they start shoving. This is
when it starts getting like really reallyreckless and like everyone's pushing, shoving into
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my bag. I'm holding a drinkand next thing you know, I got
shoved on the ground, like reallyon my back. Yeah, I got
pushed over on the ground. Ohmy god, what the fuck? Who
are these people? Like a stampede? You're gonna get stepped on? Do
you get stepped on? Yeah?Oh my god. Well so the first
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time. Yeah, so I getpushed over. I'm like on my back
right, laying on the ground inthe club, and I have extensions in
like you do I've been there,which I don't have now because they got
trampled. Yeah. So I'm likeon the ground. My friend like comes
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over and she pulls me. She'slike, what are you doing on the
ground. Get up, You're gonnaget traveled. And so I she pulls
me up and on my way uplike and literally coming up off the ground,
I have a drink in my hand. It no, because then I
went and just threw it in herface, the girl that pushed me on
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the floor. Yeah, I justshoved the whole glass in her face.
Wow, did you cut her?No? Just get her wet though,
Yeah, Will French. Sure,Sorry, that's what I meant to say.
Phrasing Greg phrasing Jesus. Well,yes, I did not break the
glass. It was plastic, okay, luckily. Yeah, so no one
got hurt except to me. Ididn't get traveled and my extensions got yanked
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out in my head. So Jesus, that's what's going on the clubs.
I can't go to a club.I'm like, way too old to go
to a club. I can't dealwith that stuff. It's like it's like
seven dudes with shiny shirts. They'reall hoping to beat like another seven girls,
you know what I mean, likelike uh, Louis c K does
a bit of us, Like youknow, they're so like like hormonal come
coming out of their eye, justtrying to get late. It's just too
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much. It's too much, tooand plus like I'm like, hey,
how are you like? What whatanother third way? It's so it's over,
it's already over. Forget it.Yeah, Okay, So you get
almost got trampled at a club inLa, your first night, your first
weekend. Yeah, so so gotshut because she tried to get in the
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middle of us. So like inbetween me getting pushed on the ground,
she pulls me up. I turnedaround and throw the drink in her face.
Yeah, in the other girl's face. And this was like the moment
it went down, like yeah fullBarbara Barbra, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. So all of a sudden, there's like five ladies on top
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of me. Oh my god,I've seen they all just like pile on
top of me and and on topof my friend. She got shoved across
the ground like she got like pushedand then like like a banana peel if
you can picture that, you likegetting stepped on and getting like like crazy,
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yeah, just like sliding across theground on her back in the bar.
It was pretty epic. Oh mygod. And you don't remember the
name of this place? Wow?All right? And that didn't discard like
that was your welcome to La,that was your first weekend? Yeah all
right. Yeah. It's pretty muchlike what's about to come. It's like
a harbager of like what's yet tocome in La. You will be pushed
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on your back, you will bestepped on, but you will rise above
it. So that was in theend, we got separated. Yes,
you get separated from your group.Yeah, so you're just like the loan,
like the one separated from the herd. You're all by yourself and the
girls are still there. They knowwhere you are. They all made it
outside. Okay, cool, ButI a security guard finally came over and
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like because I was like on theground with my hands over my head trying
to like protect my head from gettingkicked in. Yeah, so a security
guard finally came over and pulled meup off the ground, and like three
of them surrounded men and like walkedme out to the front where my friends
were. And my friend was like, oh my god, and she was
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like are you okay? And we'relike freaking out, And then the other
girls got kicked out of the baras well, the ones that shoved me
and like started this whole fight.So they're out there. It's like two
people fought, you're both leaving.Well, now we're outside, there's nobody
stopping anybody from doing anything, right, You're vulnerable. Yeah, So I
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go out the door and then nextthing, you know, there you start
yelling from the other side of thefence and they're like there's a skinny white
bitch. Oh no, oh no, fight her. Oh no. Yeah.
The security was like get her backinside. Yes, So this happened
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like three times. To go out. Yeah, we tried to go out
and they're still out there because they'reon the other side of the fence,
so no one can like get themout of there. They can stand there.
It's like on the sidewalk. Yeah. So they're just waiting for me.
And we tried to go out tothe uber, couldn't. We had
to like go around. We endedup going back through the club being escorted
by guards to the back of thebuilding. Yeah, and had to go
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out the back door on the otherstreet. It's like when a wolf pack
is like chasing a herd of gazelle, you know, and the moms try
to keep the calves right next tothem and protect them and stuff like that.
But like that's like the bouncers,so like the moms like we got
to protect these calves, keep themon the inside of the herd. The
dogs are coming. They're out there, Jesus. And so you made it
out okay obviously, yeah, yeah, they were like covering my head and
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like putting me in the uber.It was pretty epic. I felt like
a celebrity. Yeah, like acelebrity or a serial killer when he's going
in the court. Either one likethis around you and cover your head could
be either Wow, that's crazy Jesus, that's never happened to me. I've
never been like, I've never beeninto a bar fight, Like, I've
never like, yeah, like theonly thing I've done is like thrown out
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some girls like throw shit at me. And my boss was like, what
a back end. They're hot.I'm like, they threw shit at me?
What the fuck? I have nosay? I have no say,
but okay, so welcome to LA. There's your your your first you know
what do you call that intro?Intro? Yeah, your initiation. That's
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the one I wanted. That's theone I wanted, And I'm gonna edit
it to make it sound like Icame up with it immediately. All right,
So time goes by, You've hadYou've had a night, and then
like what happens the next weekend?You do this again? Do you go
out again or do you like takea little time off like recoup. You
know, I can't totally remember,but I feel like we definitely went out
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again the next night. I meanthe next definitely the next night. Also,
yeah, you gotta get back onthe horse, I get it,
but definitely the next weekend. Iam usually not that big of a party
or so I don't go out.I honestly, I'm not even lying.
Okay, it's an audio podcast,but you can't see the look I just
gave her. I know he thinksI'm lying, but it's really actually true.
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Like I have a very low socialbattery. Okay, yeah, no,
I get socially tired too. I'mlike Irish goodbye bye, like out.
I did that at a wedding,Irish goodbye there. Yeah, I
didn't have a date. I waslike talking to people and then like the
conversations would end, and then Iwas like everyone's looking at me, drinking
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by myself. I have this sickhotel room and my best friend's bartending a
mile away. Bye boy. Iwatched the ceremony. It was beautiful.
They were amazing. They looked atawesome. And then I was like,
okay, so I did my duediligence. I want to go go see
my buddy a mile away and thenI'm gonna like have a jacuz in my
room. Yeah. They even broughtme a bath bumb that's pretty cool.
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How am I not going to dothat? Yeah? Yeah, Okay.
So you're you're in LA, you'remodeling, you have this crazy night,
and you've been running into some interestingpeople while you've been out there. I
would say interesting for sure. Yeah, just a lot of the different sides
of LA will say you know,if you know, you know, you
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know, you know. I know. I was gonna like share because I
do the podcast for people who don'tknow, like people who are like,
yeah, they're in the industry andstuff like that, but like not everybody
knows like the show bizz side ofthings, or like the bar side of
things, which intersects with the showbizside of things in LA. And it's
like I'd like to educate though,let them know what goes on, what
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you can expect or what you can'texpect. There's a lot to expect,
yeah for sure, But I meanyou have to know where to go to
get it. It's hard to getinto some u you have to be like
invited to some of the sides forsure, depends on what you're trying to
get into. But you have tohave like formal invitations. I went to
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did I tell you about going toa celebrity birthday party? No, let's
go. I like to never preinterview folks. We just like, we
have some beers and we get inhere, we start talking, so it's
all on the fly. You've nevertold me the celebrity birthday party. Yeah,
so it was like a month intobeing in La. Okay, yeah,
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and we're out, you're already invitedto we're Oh, I think it
was a four twenty nice So maybeit wasn't even a month. It might
have actually been the next weekend afterthat whole thing happened. I think it
might have been because we were out. My other best friend was in LA
and we're it was four twenty,so we're all smoking, you know,
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going to four twenty parties. We'reall in the industry, cannabis industry,
so I guess are high as fuck. Yes. Then my friend who was
in La gets a text and it'san invite to a celebrity birthday party who
you can't match? No, Okay, so all right, you're at the
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celebrity are you at their house oryou're at like did they have their party
at someone else's house or yeah itwas his house, so we Yeah,
so she got the invite, thenlike an hour later she got the location,
and then we got an uber there. We had to sign an NDA
away too. No, okay,we could have our phones, but you
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had to sign an NDA for anythingyou see okay, nice or do okay
there, which we didn't get involvedin and I didn't see, but you
know, just in case, Iguess. So that was pretty cool.
So let's see, how can wescared around this with the NDA anything you'd
say, see or do? Soyou saw some stuff I surprisingly didn't see
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as much as I thought I wasgoing to or I was opening. I
was kind of stuff go down,Well not just that, but just like
maybe just like a play of likeyou know, piled with something. Sure
you want to see a pile ofblow going around? Yeah? Absolutely.
I wanted to see his face ina pilot. Yeah of course. God,
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I mean for all of that toside an NDA, I feel like
you should see that there should besome nefarious activity. Yeah. Yeah,
but he did get a Tesla flamethrowerfor his birthday. Tesla flamethrower. That's
a thing. Yeah. So washe throwing flame? Yeah? Yeah,
and then a place that's prone awildfire is like throwing flame, right yeah.
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I mean it was in his backyard, so I guess it would burn
his place first, the best articleever. Yeah, but Seth Rogan burns
place and it's not Seth Rogan.I keep saying that we don't know who
it is, no movie or TVactually singer artists. Okay, all right,
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we'll leave it there. We'll leaveit there, We'll leave it there.
All right, let's see, I'mgonna figure this out off the podcast.
I'm gonna find out who this is, just you know, everybody,
well because my friend dash No.But then yeah, he was like,
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uh, what do you call it? A helicopter caught helicopter came over the
house and it's started, you know, shining lights, saying can be throwing
flames stuff like that. He waslike, basic, wait, fuck,
you just starts like shooting, getup at the stop it shooting the flame
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at the helicopter. Yeah, butI mean it didn't go that high.
So yeah, it's a big Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Oh my god. They brought awhirly birden to tell him to stop doing
it, and he shot it atthe whirly bird. That's amazing. I
can't wait to be famous. Iknow I'm gonna be such a dick,
you know. As soon as I'mfamous, I'm gonna like get enough money
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to build like a go kart track, and I'm gonna like have like little
batmobiles and little Mercedes and stuff likethat. I don't have all my friends
over and I'm gonna get drunk anddrive around my track. I'm having McDonald's
with an actual drive through somebody.Yeah, I'm out in and out.
Oh stop reading my diary and improvingit. I mean, I'm all about
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the in and out now that I'vemoved to La I mean animal style here,
yes, yeah, yes, theway the way. I love the
fries. They get cold fast,they don't travel. You got to eat
him quick. But they're amazing.Yeah. So now anytime, I'll just
like go over. Actually this happenedlast night. Someone was like, come
over, you know, super late, and I was like, okay,
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But the only reason I'm gonna comeover is because I can get in and
out on the way back. Becauseit's you're You're just saying no. He
was like, okay, fine,thanks, I'll take it, though not
to self moved. You're an inand out right all right, all right,
thank you for that lesson. Iappreciate it. So all right,
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you're in the cannabis industry, you'rein LA, you're doing events, So
tell me about like cannabis events.Like what happens in LA with the cannabis
events. Yeah, so there's alot of them, like all the time.
Plus, my best friend who Ilive with in LA does all that,
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all those events all the time.She works for a brand, a
dispensary, and she coordinates all theevents for them. So I've also done
a few with her for my brandthat I worked for when I first moved
to LA, before I was connectedwith a cannabis brand that I'm working for
now. I just go tag alongwith her to the events that she was
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doing. So this one, thiswas actually, I think, yeah,
a few weeks after I moved toLA. So still within like the first
month I was there just doing tonsof crazy shit all it was time.
I can't even stop. Yes afteryour crazy shit? Yeah, literally,
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I'm just like my friends in Denverare like, what are you doing this?
Time. All right, catch youup. It's been it's been literally
three days, and I have somuch. You have a book? Yeah?
Yeah. So I went to thisone event. It's actually happening again
this weekend in LA, but thefirst one. I think this is the
first one that's been done in LA. So my friend had a booth there.
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Plus she was hosting the VIP Loungesmoking lounge. So you're just getting
after it, yeah, yeah,get high, chain smoking like we do
all the time. So this isa Saturday and you're at work tally yeah
yeah, But I mean it startedout I was a normal Saturday, right,
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I like got up, worked outhardcore on a Saturday. I don't
even know why, you know,get it. And then I was planning
on just like chilling for most ofthe day and not doing much till later
when I was going to the event. But then, but then it's always
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a fun So yeah. We endedup going earlier down to South LA,
which is like forty minutes from uswhere I live, which is like for
the listeners, that's like two miles. Yes, yes, it's like a
total of like ten miles. Ittakes forty minutes always, So we had
to go down there early gets shippedready for the event. So obviously,
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again we're chain smoking the whole time. Didn't eat mudge, We're drinking water,
you know, obviously, but justchain smoking NonStop. So we get
to the event, set up everything. I don't even know, Like time
went by really quick, but atthe same time, it was just so
high high time. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even how to explain it,
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Like it was slow, but atthe same time it was quick because
you're just like smoking so much andjust nothing else to do. I don't
even know how to explain it.But these events are crazy and our audience
knows they get fucked up. Yeahyeah, and these like there's so many
people had these events, so manycool people to me, and like the
cannabis industry just like I don't know, I'm obsessed with it, okay,
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the cannabis industry. So yeah,I love to meet, you know,
brand owners people like that, sogrows stuff and like yeah, oh cool.
Yeah yeah, So a lot ofpeople from a ton of different brands.
So I'm meeting everyone. I'm newto la. My friend is in
the industry already, so she knowsa bunch of people already. So she's
like introducing me to these people sohigh. Yeah, and I'm just like,
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I mean, I'm pretty functional high. Okay, you're a professional.
Yeah yeah, so I used tolike work high all the time. That's
amazing. I get high. I'mlike a piece of meat that keeps on
living. I can't do anything that'slike impressive. Yeah. So all of
a sudden, so it's like twohours into the event probably yeah. Yeah,
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and there's so many people in theVIP lounge smoking and rolling up.
That's just so smoky in there,and just in general, like the whole
building there's no relief anywhere, justbreathing weed all the time. Yeah,
just you're smoking, secondhand smoking,just all of it. Yeah, it's
much. So I'm like, fuck, like I've got to get out of
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here. It's like it's like toomuch, Like I need a break,
and I'm like I can't roll anotherjoint. I'm like shaking. Oh god,
yeah, like it was to thatpoint, so I like sit down.
Luckily there's some like couches nice.Yeah, So I sit down trying
to roll a joint again because we'velearned, because I can't stop, and
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all of a sudden, I'm justlike damn, like I need to get
out of here, like it's yeah, it's to that point. I need
a break, like I'm about topass out. I tell one of the
other girls that I'm with in theVIP lounge, I'm like, I need
a break. I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna go see my friend at
the tent outside gets a mare,so she's like all right, yeah,
So I go out there by myself. I have to watch through the whole
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event high as fu on the vergeof passing out. You got halfway?
Yeah, I'm like halfways. I'mtrying not to like grab onto people,
like not even like yeah, that'sall stay up like. And so I
get to like I'm getting closer tothe door, and it's just like getting
more and more intense, and I'mlike, I can make it. I
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can do this. You're stronger thanthis, yes, telling yourself the fucking
hilarious ship. Yeah, I'm likeso yeah. So I make it to
the door. I just see thelight coming and it's just getting brighter and
brighter, and I'm like, Idon't know if this is gonna be good
or bad. I start getting abad feeling about it. It's like getting
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really bright and all of a suddenmake it to the door. I'm like,
we got this one. Stuff outthe door and turns completely white and
I stumble and I look over atthe tent my friend is and I'm like,
I can make it. Nope.Next thing, you know, totally
blacked out straight. I'm just guessinghere, but I'm pretty sure because I
have a scar on my knee toprove it. But I'm pretty sure.
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I fell to my knees and thenon my face. Oh god, in
the middle of a crowd of peopleon the pavement, which I just don't
know why no one caught me.You're like, I'm at work, this
is my job. Fuck catch me. Yeah, it's like crazy that no
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one. I mean, it's me, Yeah, it's me. Somebody catch
me, please. Yeah. I'mlike I'm going down. Catch I'm partying.
I may fault. You guys knowthis about me. Let's go.
You think I'm wearing this helmet forlooks, I need wear knee pads next
time I go to it. I'mpartying and I may fall, all right,
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that's why, yeah PTSD. Sonext thing you know, I'm like,
right, I started on my stomach. I wake up on my back.
So obviously someone flipped me over.I still don't know who. Hopefully
it was my friends. So yeah, without actually proving it. Yeah,
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yeah. So I wake up tolike ten people around my face and I'm
still like passed out pretty much,like still like half blacked out. My
friends like in my face, likeget up, get up? Are you
okay? I'm like not again,Yeah, stop yelling at me. I'm
fine, Like, don't make meget up. I'm just laying here.
And it's great. Not me onthe ground again, not again. Here
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we go, sequel. It's becominga trend. Do you know what I
mean? On the ground. Yeah, it's great. I actually so.
I don't fuck with the opiates ever, except for this one time at band
camp. So I'm an askment andmy buddy gets like an oxy and he's
like, you want to split it? I'm like I guess, so yeah,
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I'll take half of it. Atsome point, like when I'm playing
video games, I want to scratchthe skin off my shins and play with
my scalp. He's like no.When I crushed it up and snored it,
I'm like, okay, I don'twant to be a pussy. So
he crushes it up and he doesa line and then I do a line,
and like ten minutes later, I'mnot talking to somebody and I went
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down like and somebody caught my headbefore I bounced off the bricks. I
broke a rib against the bricks,like and I had a bartend after that,
like reaching for the keg handles witha broken rib and like coughing and
like you can't sneeze, cough,fart, laugh or do anything like,
no, you can't. It hurtsyour hurt your ribs. It's fucked up.
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But like at the time, becauseit was an oxy, I couldn't
feel it. I was like,oh yeah, I'm fine. Then I
say I couldn't move, like Ipassed out a lot, especially on weed.
By the way, I trip onweed. It's the weirdest thing I
can do. Shroobs, I cando, acid, I can do I
can do all the things. Ismoke. Weed I trip fucks with me
(36:00):
like so bad, Like it's theone thing I can't do. Oh I
wish I could trip on weed.Oh my god. The last time I
went home, we're at a partyand we're doing shrimps. When we're drinking.
We're on this lake and everything's great, having a great time, and
it joints going around and it lookslike a fucking beer commercial with weed.
Everyone's having the best time. We'reon a lake and I know what happens
(36:22):
to me, but it still looksso good. I'm like, I could
be a hit. So I takea hit. Comes around again, I
take another hit, and then Istart coughing. I'm like, oh shit,
so I gotta go inside. Igo inside. I'm like, hey,
guys, I gotta leave for asecond. They're like, oh,
Stubley, you can't hang, youcan't party. I'm like, fuck you
all. I need like a fortyminute disco nap straight up. Yeah.
(36:44):
So I get in the recliner andI'm in this fucking room. There's no
TV by the way yet. Onthe ceiling beams, I'm seeing the ESPN
score crawl go by. I'm seeinglike scores from like NFL games and haven't
even started. It's the summer,and like people are like checking on me,
like you are right right now.I'm like, I'm fine. You're
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turning into a cyborg right now.So I need you to leave. Let
me just give me like thirty minutes. I'll be back out there. That's
what happens when I smoke weed.I can't do it. I freak out.
That's crazy. Yeah. So likethe fact that you're smoking thirteen joints
and you just pass out, that'sgreat. I see fucking video games on
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my eyelids. Wow, Yeah,it's insane. It kind of is cool.
Actually, I'm not gonna lie,but it's not cool for social situations.
Yeah, maybe like social anxiety liketimes I don't know what, Yeah,
a million percent, Like you can'tlike fucking talk to people. I
just want to check on you.How you doing. It's like, oh,
(37:50):
like little fucking sheets of metal arestarting to populate your face, turning
to a fucking cyborg. Yeah.So I get up off the ground.
I mean I get picked up offthe ground. They put me on a
chair, still in the middle ofthe whole like event, Like I'm still
in the middle of the fucking walkwayon a chair. Yeah, and there's
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a security like ladies sitting like squattingnext to me, like are you okay
and all this stuff. I'm like, yeah, yeah, there's like need
some food to be honest, likethat would be great, but I have
like gravel in my knee. Ohgod, and in my head, like
on my face. It was prettyembarrassing to say the least, just because
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I was like meeting so many peoplefrom the industry. I turned around,
There's like three girls behind me atthis booth. I'm like, great,
if they just like saw me completelyjust face plant and look like a total
idiot, well you know what Iwould have been like if I was there,
I be like, take me tothat girl's booth because I want that
ship. Yeah right, that wasa great commercial to me. How did
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no one take a video of that? It's really hard to predict when you're
about to wipe out, I know, but I feel like there's always a
video of like fucked up shit,Like who takes those videos? It's like
you need a nature photographer there,like they need to know going back to
the gazelle where the baby gazelle isabout to get take it now, like
(39:16):
they know it's about to happen.They're there for some reason. They never
help. I bet there's a videosomewhere because there was so many photographers,
video offers, you know everywhere layou know esque yeah, la esque,
all right, videographers and photographers.If you have the video of beck of
the model in the wild going down, send them into cocktails and wasted nights
(39:38):
at gmail dot com. I liketo post it in the show notes.
You never know, I could popup on bar stools. Oh that would
be awesome. It would be awesomemy our rival. No, I'm just
kidding. Keep going barstools. You'reamazing. All right, folks, I'm
not gonna lie. We make itsound seamless, but we took a little
break there. How to do amid game kind of like the pregame,
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and we're going to talk about datingin la versus dating in Denver. Let's
go, what do you got fora story? How's it out there?
It's fucked up? It is,right. A lot of weird guys.
I lived in la I was oneof them. Yeah yeah, a lot
of like hot weird guys. Yeahyeah, it's weird. Like wait,
what's give me an example of theweirdness. Like you're talking to somebody,
(40:21):
they seem cool, they're attractive,and then something goes you go okay,
red flag. Yeah, it's usuallylike I feel like they love bomb you.
Okay, Like a lot of themlike to do that. That's my
latest experience. But the one ofthe first dates I went on, I'm
(40:42):
just gonna hijack this for a second. Like the first day I went on,
I think like I couldn't figure outlike what he was trying to say.
And then I just realized that hewas just talking about himself, just
like the whole entire time. AndI just realized that I was just like
tuning get out, and I waslike, okay, bye. So many
guys sell it too hard. Theysell themselves are way too hard. As
(41:05):
a bartender, they come in onthe date and I hear them and it's
just like, dude, like yoursales pitch is like it's just too much,
and it's like and it's like,yeah, you know, I never
really knew my dad. It's like, what are you talking about. It's
like the first date, stop it, stop it. Well this guy,
he well it was all about himself. But then also all his friends.
(41:28):
So he went to college. Youknow, I can't even remember because he
didn't make that much of an impressionon me, but somewhere down around in
Santa Monica. Yeah, so yeah, college, and so he has so
many friends, so many friends inin the LA area, just like so
many friends, so many friends.Always going out drinking benders all the time
(41:54):
with his friends. So cool.Yeah, and I'm just like so attractive.
So did you anything else other thanhang out with your college friends now
that you're thirty five? I don'tknow, I'm confused. Yeah, I
miss I miss dating in La Datingin Denver gets pretty weird. I told
this story on a different podcast thatI have. I don't think i've told
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them I'm behind bars. But itwasn't really a date. It's more of
a hook up thing, and it'spretty crazy. You want to get it,
Yeah, so do this comedy showand then there's like a like a
chuckle fucker after, which is likea comedy groupie. And she was like
cute, adjacent, you know whatI mean. So I didn't really want
(42:36):
to like do anything, you knowwhat I mean. But like, so
everyone's back in my apartment. We'rehaving a little after hours, you know,
and then people start trickling out.Oh, I'm really get the uber.
You're ready to go. I thinkI'm gonna stay here. I'm like,
okay, I've seen this movie before. Everybody leaves, just me and
this girl. I think I'm gonnastay. Yeah, I'm like, oh
boy, here we go. SoI'm like, oh, She's like so,
(43:00):
I'm like, honestly, She's like, I want to come back to
my place, like I haven't beenthere. My dog needs to get walk
and just come back to my placewith me. I'm like, yeah,
you've been away from your dog fora while. She'd probably go back there.
She's like, are you sure youcan fuck me? And I'm like
wow, straight to the point.Straight to the point. And I'm like,
honestly, like my bed's right there, and I'm kind of drunk.
I kind of want to go tobed. Honestly, I don't want to
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fuck you. Yeah, And thenshe goes I'm a squirter. I'm like,
let me get the uber. SoI get the uber. We both
go back to her place. I'msuch a weak man. And then like
we go back and like stuff's goingon. First of all, we walked
the dog and play with the dogway too long. I don't like the
lighting, as you can tell.I like lighting. It's very important to
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me. And her lighting was likefluorescent. It was awful. And then
like I'm like, okay, let'sget this show on the road. So
like we started like you know,going, you know, for it,
and stuff, and she's like shelike, you know, gets there and
like squirts on me. I'm likefucking great, you know. And then
like she gets there a guy,she sworts up. She's like all right,
(44:04):
I'm want to get a top.I'm like all right, So she
gets on top. Oh oh god, oh god, I'm so sorry.
I'm like what And then I smelledit? Oh no, and then I
saw it. Oh no, yep, no, yep. No, let's
not say it because then I willye never forget it. Okay, let's
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come up with the fake ending.Uh and uh it was amazing and we
lived happily ever after. Oh no, wait wait wait wait, absolutely no,
I haven't seen her since. Ihaven't seen her since. Yep.
That's how it goes in Denver,like you have that. I guess it
goes like that in La right,like you have the hook up and then
that's it, right, Yeah,you had love bombs. So they just
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pour everything on you. They overdoit. Well, there's some like that,
because then there's some that like don'treally want a relationship, but then
they like kind of act like theydo. Those are the ones that love
bomb you, and then like twoweeks in out Yeah, that's But there's
the other ones that are great,which I just fucked one last night,
(45:07):
and it's just like in and outdone. Yeah, it should be so
hot. Okay, bye, Yeah, that's fucking great. That's the way
it should be. It should belike, you know, like fast food,
yeah yeah, drive through. Yeah, it's not good for you,
but it's like it gets the jobdone, and it's like is it fulfilling?
You know kind of yeah, there'snothing wrong with that. I would
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prefer if people will be honest,like because you don't want to have the
relationship because eventually, like the twothbrush gets left behind and as a thing,
it's like, no, we're justfucking, we fucked. We're not
even fucking. I n G.Present tense, we fucked past tense,
move on, leave me alone.Yeah, And then there's the ones that
are just getting over their eggs.So you're essentially the rebound, which I
(45:52):
fell a victim too recently. Ohno, and yeah it was like weird
as hell. It's still happening kindof like I'm still kind of stuck in
the middle of it, Like nowshe is contacting me, and also he
is contacting me, and I haven'tresponded to him, and she's like,
(46:12):
are you going on a date withhim? And I'm like, oh,
hell no, I haven't talked tohim, and like, oh fuck now
you're gonna end up on the Floridaagain. And oh my god, you
don't end up on the Florida ClubAnd she comes after she's dangerous. Yeah,
no, she's I could definitely takeher. Okay, cool, but
it's he worth trying to take her? No? Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
this is this is what goes on. Like all right, first of
(46:35):
all, like I can't you marriage, Like that's what the whole point is,
right, Like you date like he'strying to Like that's like everyone's striving
for the one. Yeah, Andit's like bullshit because like why is the
soul mate always in a fifty mileradius? Right? Like you know,
if it's so meant to be,it's like it's not. And I feel
like it's like a fucked up situation. It's like a first of all,
(46:55):
it's a business contract. No,you're gonna get half each other's ship.
Like that's terrible. And if youhave kids, it's a fucking nightmare because
it's not gonna last. It shouldbe like the NFL marriage should be like
a wide receiver contract, like fiveyears with the option renew after one year.
That's what I heard recently, LikeI literally heard that recently. Really,
somebody stole my shit. Yeah yeah, I heard it before you.
(47:17):
I'm sorry, but I don't knowwhere I heard it from, which is
lucky for you because then you couldjust like, yeah, because somebody like
stole my shit, that's my ship. Well you could just like, actually
it came up with it since Idon't know where it came well, I
can't. I've had it for likefive years. I've been saying this,
okay, yeah, yeah, butI literally just saw it maybe on like
a meme. It's a meme forsure. It's fucking upstand up comedy though,
(47:40):
yeah, I love memes. It'slike the new cartoon like comic strip,
like the far Side single panel.You have a funny picture, you
have a funny caption. It's anart form. I actually pitched a show
to somebody about like making like thebest meme maker. It's like American Idol,
Like you get everybody in a mansionand they make their memes for the
week, and then whoever gets likethe most like tweets legs forwards whatever,
(48:02):
like they advanced to the next roundbecause like, I feel like they're so
creative. Dang, that could belike a game show. That's what I'm
saying. It's like a reality showthat I pitched. Yeah, no,
it's okay, Like to me,a lot of people do that, but
like, yeah, like the winnergets like a budget because like, I
feel like they're so creative. Ifyou can do this with like one picture
(48:22):
in one caption and you can makeme laugh my face off, what can
you do with like a movie budget. Do you have a script idea?
Do you have a comic book idea? Do you have a book idea?
Let's give you some money and create. Yeah, that would be a way
to get some like America that noone saw coming. Yeah yeah, like
most of my dates they never seeme coming. Yeah fucking sucks. Oh
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my god. All right, So, ladies and gentlemen, that is Becca
the model out in the wild.Thank you so much for coming in tonight
and do on this. I reallyappreciate it. You were amazing. Oh
thank you for having me. Ihad so much fun. We're gonna have
you back because you've got crazy storiesand folks, don't forget to listen,
subscribe, tell your friends if youhave a story, you have any feedbacks,
(49:15):
and into Cocktails and Wasted Nights atgmail dot com. This is Greg
with back of the model saying bye, cheers everybody. Well, it's last
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it up on unisex bathroom manners.Guys, put the seat up for crying
out loud girls, don't flush thegirl products. Let's behave like civilized people.
(49:37):
For fuck's sake. People are tryingto do drugs and have sex in
there. Show a little respect andlet's do our part to keep it clean.
Folks, it's been a blast.You don't have to go home,
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Do you have an ATM? Idid not. If I tip you extra,
can you give me cash back?I can't, and if I could,
I wouldn't wise that because you knewyou'd want blow when you were drunk.
It didn't plan ahead, Nor didyou have the sense to have a
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give you cash, I'm enabling,not teaching. What can I get you
(00:42):
drunk barbarians? Welcome to episode fiftyeight of the Signal award winning podcast Behind
Bars, Cocktails and Wasted Nights.I'm your host, Greg. I've been
working as a bartender for over twentyyears, and over those years, I've
seen a lot. My goal hereis to share some of those high and
low lights with you. Quick warning, this podcast contains sex, drugs,
(01:02):
and some language that isn't suitable foranyone under twenty one years of age.
So you've gotta have some id folksfor this one. I had, as
Wayne and Garth would say, BabrahamLincoln in studio, Becca the model who
she's an LA model and to paintthe picture she looks like Margot Robbie some
and to others like that smoke Showand Valerian in the City of a Thousand
(01:25):
Planets. By the way, thatmovie is designed to be washed on shrooms.
Trust me, and you're welcome inadvance. Anyway. To give you
an idea of how well she reflectslight, I think I'm actually allergic to
her, because every time I'm closeto her, my wang gets swollen.
Annie whoselbees. Before we get started, you'll need a drink. I try
to select a drink that relates tothe story or guest, so I picked
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this gem out. It's called WickedBehavior because she's let's say, kind of
fun. It's a frothy, sweet, sour and bitter bourbon cocktail that hits
all the keys on the old tastingorgan. Pretty simple to make, too,
First chilla martini glass or champagne coopwith ice water, then combine an
ounce and a half of bourbon.I really like Denver's own mythology. Hellbear,
(02:08):
it's actually a boo rye and amazingby itself. Were on the rocks
three quarters of an ounce of pineapple, one quarter Saint Germaine, one quarter
appral, one quarter lemon juice,and one quarter honey. Honey. Shake
that money maker till the tennis elbowis ready to serve strain into your chilled
glass. And this is key.Sip and engage in some wicked behavior.
(02:30):
And as always, if you don'thave that shit in your liquor cabinet,
which you should buy now, barbarians, this is episode fifty eight, and
how you're not stocked up is beyondme. Line up the dusty white trail
in your mirror and watch yourself becomea magician and make it disappear into your
nose tubes. All right, withoutfurther ado, here's Becca the Model.
(02:51):
All right, everybody, welcome tococktails and wasted nights behind bars. Sometimes
I say before that it's episode fiftyeight, the night I interviewed Becca the
Model. Becca, welcome, thanksfor coming out, Thank you for having
me. You look amazing things.As per usual, we won't tell the
listeners what we're both wearing because we'rewearing matching off its and it's amazing,
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super matching. Well, we gotthe black and white thing going on.
That's where it stops. Yeah,So I met you in Denver several years
ago. Get your real estate licenseafter a long time, after a long
time, hey, yeah, along time coming. So and then you
said fuck that, I can makeway more money modeling, and you went
(03:37):
to LA and you've been crushing itever since. Yeah, yeah, I
think so. Yeah, tell ustell us about like, how's how's La?
Like? What do you like betterDenver or La? Definitely La?
But I miss Denver? Okay?Glad to be back Denver for the people
or for like, like, whatabout Denver makes you miss it? Yeah?
(03:57):
More so people, I think.I mean, I love the mountains,
but I like the beach more,I think. Okay, I think
I like I like seeing you onthe beach better than the mountains. Yeah.
Too many clothes on the mountains.Yeah, too much clothes. Yeah
it's too cold up there. Let'sget you on the beach. Beach,
Barbie. So, how long you'vebeen in LA. I think it's been
(04:17):
almost five months. Five months andyou've been modeling and you just signed with
a management company. That's amazing.That's amazing. So you must have,
like, you know, as amodel in LA, you've run into some
stuff, some crazy stuff, Ibet right, Yes, some stories from
(04:38):
the modeling world on the way upto where you are. So you may
or may not want to share.I don't know. Yes, I always
share some, but mostly not frommodeling actually, more like on your train.
As far as like the bars,Okay, yeah, let's get some
let's get some bar stories out ofyou. Where'd you all? Right?
(04:59):
Who get who? Party's harder?Denver or La? Definitely La? Really,
yeah, because Dever goes pretty hard. I know, I was in
LA. I guess LA goes prettyhard too. I don't know. It's
definitely a pretty like match. Ifyou know where you're what you're doing,
that's true. You're a professional.I'm a professional. We had a pretty
great pregame so far, we're doinggood. What's your favorite bar in La?
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Do you have one? No?Probably like the the least favorite one
is definitely the one I'll be talkingabout today, the least favorite one.
Oh yeah, let's go. Whatdo we got? Do you want to
hear my first story? Oh?Absolutely? What do you got? What
is it? Take place of thisplace that you hate? Yeah? Oh
yeah, let's go. What's thename of the place you want to say?
(05:41):
Or no? And no? BecauseI actually don't know the name of
the place. That's a sign ofa good bar. Yeah, I can't
even remember the name. Yeah,we got there at like eleven thirty,
so it was not much memory left. Okay, yeah, absolutely, you'd
like you'd started without them. Yeah, well we had to pre game first.
Is kind of like a long story. It kind of like a lot
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leading up to it, I guessbecause so this was my first weekend in
La, first full weekend. Okay, you just got their furniture like anything
would pact or no, but let'sgo out. Let's do that. Yeah,
okay. Obviously, So my roommateand my friend who wanted me to
(06:28):
move out there in the first placewith her to La. I was going
for San Diego. But San Diego'slike La without the pollution and may mean
that in a humanity sense. Yeahyeah, yeah, and it's just like
a lot more low key. Yeah. Yeah. So my friend is in
the cannabis industry, so she's beentrying to get like some you know,
(06:50):
a listers on her business. Iguess you did, say, yeah,
okay and tell Yeah. So she'sbeen trying to pull these guys in and
one of them was like, oh, i'll get you, you know,
if you sign, if you fillmy bags, if you sign like a
contract on me, I'll buy stufffrom you. I'll sell it, you
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know, like that I promote itand every yeah. Yeah. So he
was like, I'll take you outto the club, get some like hot
girls, you know, I'll getyou a table, bottle, everything like
that. And we're like hell yeah. So yeah, so she was like
yeah, of course. So welike pregamed. We had five girls.
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We ended up going out at likeeleven thirty, got there at like twelve
obviously because the traffic. Yeah,the uber everything took takes so long.
I used to tell this joke wherelike I dated this girl. I'm like,
oh, I had this long distancerelationship. I was in Hollywood,
she was in Burbank. Yeah,so we get down there. It's actually
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it's like a new thing. Ithink these restaurant us that turn into bars
or clubs at night after yeah.Yeah, so they'll like put all the
tables away. Yeah, and thenit turns into a club. So and
they have like a DJ or arapper. In this case, it was
a DJ rapper. Wow. Soyeah. So the guy that wanted us
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to come out, he said hewould get us a table, everything like
that. He was the opener forthe main DJ that night. And so
we get there. We were actuallysemi sober when we got there even after
the pregame. Yeah, like Idon't know. We were I think,
really nervous about the whole night becausewe were like not sure how it was
(08:41):
going to go down. Like basicallywe weren't sure about this guy. Okay,
gotcha, yeah he was. No, We're just like, is he
a clown kind of like because peoplecan like talk big off, Yeah,
like is he actually gonna get usa table? Is he actually gonna get
what we Yeah? Yeah? Andso we get there sure enough. We
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wait fifteen minutes, twenty minutes forpeople to get kicked out of our table.
Wow, all right, so thetable wasn't even ready it was twelve
o'clock, but he still got themkicked out. Yes, So we finally
get there, we sit down.It took another fifteen minutes for a bottle
to come out. It wasn't thebottle we wanted. Oh boy, it
was some crazy tequila that I've neverheard of in my life. You weren't
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like a vodka bottle at a club, Like it's highly mixable, No tequila
for sure. Yeah, all right, that's where we did for her.
I guess I love tequila straight,but if I'm mixing stuff definitely vodka if
that shit, that's true. Butwe were more just doing shots, like
let's just get to the point.It was getting sucked off. We were
like not up yet, so yeah, we're trying to like get it going.
(09:50):
It took forever, and then oncewe got the bottle, like,
we got kicked out of our tableagain. What why? Yeah, I
don't know why. But then theyput us in front of the DJ booth
so at another VIP table, butit was like in the middle. So
we're like in the middle of thecrowd, right, So like the crowds
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right here, the DJ's right here, and we're in the middle at a
VIP table. But it was andit was blocked off, you know with
one of those little ropes, solike people were just shoving it and like
it was like in between. Itwasn't really VIP because it was like people
could just like get right through,like to the stage. What the fuck?
Yeah, so like people were likepushing through us. He didn't tell
it off. No, oh god, he was a clown. Yeah,
he was a clown. Yeah,what the fuck? So what do you
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do when that happens? So wetried to stick it out. Okay,
that was nice of you. Wewere like all right, yeah, yeah,
we're like we're just finished this bottleobviously, and then many people on
a bottle five five of you okaynice? Oh yeah, so we we
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were super like locked in like itwas. It was just like people shoving
on all sides of us. Iwas also like on this side of the
table, like most of the othergirls were on the other side or like
behind me to where like they weren'treally getting pushed. I was like the
main one that was like on theoutside kind of so like you're like the
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penguin like blocking the wind for everybodyelse. So then I started feeling like
intense shoving and I'm like like frommy back and I'm like, oh no,
like this is not it. I'mlike I need to get out of
here. And so then I likelook over at my friend. She's on
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like the inside of the table,so she's not having this like contact that
I'm having with these groups of pullin the bag. Oh it wasn't dudes
though, it was. It wasladies. Wow. Yeah, a lot
of them getting all caddy, whyare you guys? Yeah yeah yeah.
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And by that time, actually theopener who had gotten asked the table was
off. So then the main DJwas up there and he was a one.
He was like, you know,a rapper. All these people were
here to see him in the clubs. So they start shoving. This is
when it starts getting like really reallyreckless and like everyone's pushing, shoving into
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my bag. I'm holding a drinkand next thing you know, I got
shoved on the ground, like reallyon my back. Yeah, I got
pushed over on the ground. Ohmy god, what the fuck? Who
are these people? Like a stampede? You're gonna get stepped on? Do
you get stepped on? Yeah?Oh my god. Well so the first
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time. Yeah, so I getpushed over. I'm like on my back
right, laying on the ground inthe club, and I have extensions in
like you do I've been there,which I don't have now because they got
trampled. Yeah. So I'm likeon the ground. My friend like comes
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over and she pulls me. She'slike, what are you doing on the
ground. Get up, You're gonnaget traveled. And so I she pulls
me up and on my way uplike and literally coming up off the ground,
I have a drink in my hand. It no, because then I
went and just threw it in herface, the girl that pushed me on
(13:24):
the floor. Yeah, I justshoved the whole glass in her face.
Wow, did you cut her?No? Just get her wet though,
Yeah, Will French. Sure,Sorry, that's what I meant to say.
Phrasing Greg phrasing Jesus. Well,yes, I did not break the
glass. It was plastic, okay, luckily. Yeah, so no one
got hurt except to me. Ididn't get traveled and my extensions got yanked
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out in my head. So Jesus, that's what's going on the clubs.
I can't go to a club.I'm like, way too old to go
to a club. I can't dealwith that stuff. It's like it's like
seven dudes with shiny shirts. They'reall hoping to beat like another seven girls,
you know what I mean, likelike uh, Louis c K does
a bit of us, Like youknow, they're so like like hormonal come
coming out of their eye, justtrying to get late. It's just too
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much. It's too much, tooand plus like I'm like, hey,
how are you like? What whatanother third way? It's so it's over,
it's already over. Forget it.Yeah, Okay, So you get
almost got trampled at a club inLa, your first night, your first
weekend. Yeah, so so gotshut because she tried to get in the
(14:33):
middle of us. So like inbetween me getting pushed on the ground,
she pulls me up. I turnedaround and throw the drink in her face.
Yeah, in the other girl's face. And this was like the moment
it went down, like yeah fullBarbara Barbra, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. So all of a sudden, there's like five ladies on top
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of me. Oh my god,I've seen they all just like pile on
top of me and and on topof my friend. She got shoved across
the ground like she got like pushedand then like like a banana peel if
you can picture that, you likegetting stepped on and getting like like crazy,
(15:16):
yeah, just like sliding across theground on her back in the bar.
It was pretty epic. Oh mygod. And you don't remember the
name of this place? Wow?All right? And that didn't discard like
that was your welcome to La,that was your first weekend? Yeah all
right. Yeah. It's pretty muchlike what's about to come. It's like
a harbager of like what's yet tocome in La. You will be pushed
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on your back, you will bestepped on, but you will rise above
it. So that was in theend, we got separated. Yes,
you get separated from your group.Yeah, so you're just like the loan,
like the one separated from the herd. You're all by yourself and the
girls are still there. They knowwhere you are. They all made it
outside. Okay, cool, ButI a security guard finally came over and
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like because I was like on theground with my hands over my head trying
to like protect my head from gettingkicked in. Yeah, so a security
guard finally came over and pulled meup off the ground, and like three
of them surrounded men and like walkedme out to the front where my friends
were. And my friend was like, oh my god, and she was
(16:23):
like are you okay? And we'relike freaking out, And then the other
girls got kicked out of the baras well, the ones that shoved me
and like started this whole fight.So they're out there. It's like two
people fought, you're both leaving.Well, now we're outside, there's nobody
stopping anybody from doing anything, right, You're vulnerable. Yeah, So I
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go out the door and then nextthing, you know, there you start
yelling from the other side of thefence and they're like there's a skinny white
bitch. Oh no, oh no, fight her. Oh no. Yeah.
The security was like get her backinside. Yes, So this happened
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like three times. To go out. Yeah, we tried to go out
and they're still out there because they'reon the other side of the fence,
so no one can like get themout of there. They can stand there.
It's like on the sidewalk. Yeah. So they're just waiting for me.
And we tried to go out tothe uber, couldn't. We had
to like go around. We endedup going back through the club being escorted
by guards to the back of thebuilding. Yeah, and had to go
(17:33):
out the back door on the otherstreet. It's like when a wolf pack
is like chasing a herd of gazelle, you know, and the moms try
to keep the calves right next tothem and protect them and stuff like that.
But like that's like the bouncers,so like the moms like we got
to protect these calves, keep themon the inside of the herd. The
dogs are coming. They're out there, Jesus. And so you made it
out okay obviously, yeah, yeah, they were like covering my head and
(17:56):
like putting me in the uber.It was pretty epic. I felt like
a celebrity. Yeah, like acelebrity or a serial killer when he's going
in the court. Either one likethis around you and cover your head could
be either Wow, that's crazy Jesus, that's never happened to me. I've
never been like, I've never beeninto a bar fight, Like, I've
never like, yeah, like theonly thing I've done is like thrown out
(18:21):
some girls like throw shit at me. And my boss was like, what
a back end. They're hot.I'm like, they threw shit at me?
What the fuck? I have nosay? I have no say,
but okay, so welcome to LA. There's your your your first you know
what do you call that intro?Intro? Yeah, your initiation. That's
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the one I wanted. That's theone I wanted, And I'm gonna edit
it to make it sound like Icame up with it immediately. All right,
So time goes by, You've hadYou've had a night, and then
like what happens the next weekend?You do this again? Do you go
out again or do you like takea little time off like recoup. You
know, I can't totally remember,but I feel like we definitely went out
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again the next night. I meanthe next definitely the next night. Also,
yeah, you gotta get back onthe horse, I get it,
but definitely the next weekend. Iam usually not that big of a party
or so I don't go out.I honestly, I'm not even lying.
Okay, it's an audio podcast,but you can't see the look I just
gave her. I know he thinksI'm lying, but it's really actually true.
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Like I have a very low socialbattery. Okay, yeah, no,
I get socially tired too. I'mlike Irish goodbye bye, like out.
I did that at a wedding,Irish goodbye there. Yeah, I
didn't have a date. I waslike talking to people and then like the
conversations would end, and then Iwas like everyone's looking at me, drinking
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by myself. I have this sickhotel room and my best friend's bartending a
mile away. Bye boy. Iwatched the ceremony. It was beautiful.
They were amazing. They looked atawesome. And then I was like,
okay, so I did my duediligence. I want to go go see
my buddy a mile away and thenI'm gonna like have a jacuz in my
room. Yeah. They even broughtme a bath bumb that's pretty cool.
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How am I not going to dothat? Yeah? Yeah, Okay.
So you're you're in LA, you'remodeling, you have this crazy night,
and you've been running into some interestingpeople while you've been out there. I
would say interesting for sure. Yeah, just a lot of the different sides
of LA will say you know,if you know, you know, you
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know, you know. I know. I was gonna like share because I
do the podcast for people who don'tknow, like people who are like,
yeah, they're in the industry andstuff like that, but like not everybody
knows like the show bizz side ofthings, or like the bar side of
things, which intersects with the showbizside of things in LA. And it's
like I'd like to educate though,let them know what goes on, what
(20:56):
you can expect or what you can'texpect. There's a lot to expect,
yeah for sure, But I meanyou have to know where to go to
get it. It's hard to getinto some u you have to be like
invited to some of the sides forsure, depends on what you're trying to
get into. But you have tohave like formal invitations. I went to
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did I tell you about going toa celebrity birthday party? No, let's
go. I like to never preinterview folks. We just like, we
have some beers and we get inhere, we start talking, so it's
all on the fly. You've nevertold me the celebrity birthday party. Yeah,
so it was like a month intobeing in La. Okay, yeah,
(21:44):
and we're out, you're already invitedto we're Oh, I think it
was a four twenty nice So maybeit wasn't even a month. It might
have actually been the next weekend afterthat whole thing happened. I think it
might have been because we were out. My other best friend was in LA
and we're it was four twenty,so we're all smoking, you know,
(22:06):
going to four twenty parties. We'reall in the industry, cannabis industry,
so I guess are high as fuck. Yes. Then my friend who was
in La gets a text and it'san invite to a celebrity birthday party who
you can't match? No, Okay, so all right, you're at the
(22:30):
celebrity are you at their house oryou're at like did they have their party
at someone else's house or yeah itwas his house, so we Yeah,
so she got the invite, thenlike an hour later she got the location,
and then we got an uber there. We had to sign an NDA
away too. No, okay,we could have our phones, but you
(22:52):
had to sign an NDA for anythingyou see okay, nice or do okay
there, which we didn't get involvedin and I didn't see, but you
know, just in case, Iguess. So that was pretty cool.
So let's see, how can wescared around this with the NDA anything you'd
say, see or do? Soyou saw some stuff I surprisingly didn't see
(23:15):
as much as I thought I wasgoing to or I was opening. I
was kind of stuff go down,Well not just that, but just like
maybe just like a play of likeyou know, piled with something. Sure
you want to see a pile ofblow going around? Yeah? Absolutely.
I wanted to see his face ina pilot. Yeah of course. God,
(23:37):
I mean for all of that toside an NDA, I feel like
you should see that there should besome nefarious activity. Yeah. Yeah,
but he did get a Tesla flamethrowerfor his birthday. Tesla flamethrower. That's
a thing. Yeah. So washe throwing flame? Yeah? Yeah,
and then a place that's prone awildfire is like throwing flame, right yeah.
(24:02):
I mean it was in his backyard, so I guess it would burn
his place first, the best articleever. Yeah, but Seth Rogan burns
place and it's not Seth Rogan.I keep saying that we don't know who
it is, no movie or TVactually singer artists. Okay, all right,
(24:22):
we'll leave it there. We'll leaveit there, We'll leave it there.
All right, let's see, I'mgonna figure this out off the podcast.
I'm gonna find out who this is, just you know, everybody,
well because my friend dash No.But then yeah, he was like,
(24:42):
uh, what do you call it? A helicopter caught helicopter came over the
house and it's started, you know, shining lights, saying can be throwing
flames stuff like that. He waslike, basic, wait, fuck,
you just starts like shooting, getup at the stop it shooting the flame
(25:03):
at the helicopter. Yeah, butI mean it didn't go that high.
So yeah, it's a big Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Oh my god. They brought awhirly birden to tell him to stop doing
it, and he shot it atthe whirly bird. That's amazing. I
can't wait to be famous. Iknow I'm gonna be such a dick,
you know. As soon as I'mfamous, I'm gonna like get enough money
(25:25):
to build like a go kart track, and I'm gonna like have like little
batmobiles and little Mercedes and stuff likethat. I don't have all my friends
over and I'm gonna get drunk anddrive around my track. I'm having McDonald's
with an actual drive through somebody.Yeah, I'm out in and out.
Oh stop reading my diary and improvingit. I mean, I'm all about
(25:45):
the in and out now that I'vemoved to La I mean animal style here,
yes, yeah, yes, theway the way. I love the
fries. They get cold fast,they don't travel. You got to eat
him quick. But they're amazing.Yeah. So now anytime, I'll just
like go over. Actually this happenedlast night. Someone was like, come
over, you know, super late, and I was like, okay,
(26:08):
But the only reason I'm gonna comeover is because I can get in and
out on the way back. Becauseit's you're You're just saying no. He
was like, okay, fine,thanks, I'll take it, though not
to self moved. You're an inand out right all right, all right,
thank you for that lesson. Iappreciate it. So all right,
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you're in the cannabis industry, you'rein LA, you're doing events, So
tell me about like cannabis events.Like what happens in LA with the cannabis
events. Yeah, so there's alot of them, like all the time.
Plus, my best friend who Ilive with in LA does all that,
(26:51):
all those events all the time.She works for a brand, a
dispensary, and she coordinates all theevents for them. So I've also done
a few with her for my brandthat I worked for when I first moved
to LA, before I was connectedwith a cannabis brand that I'm working for
now. I just go tag alongwith her to the events that she was
(27:12):
doing. So this one, thiswas actually, I think, yeah,
a few weeks after I moved toLA. So still within like the first
month I was there just doing tonsof crazy shit all it was time.
I can't even stop. Yes afteryour crazy shit? Yeah, literally,
(27:33):
I'm just like my friends in Denverare like, what are you doing this?
Time. All right, catch youup. It's been it's been literally
three days, and I have somuch. You have a book? Yeah?
Yeah. So I went to thisone event. It's actually happening again
this weekend in LA, but thefirst one. I think this is the
first one that's been done in LA. So my friend had a booth there.
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Plus she was hosting the VIP Loungesmoking lounge. So you're just getting
after it, yeah, yeah,get high, chain smoking like we do
all the time. So this isa Saturday and you're at work tally yeah
yeah, But I mean it startedout I was a normal Saturday, right,
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I like got up, worked outhardcore on a Saturday. I don't
even know why, you know,get it. And then I was planning
on just like chilling for most ofthe day and not doing much till later
when I was going to the event. But then, but then it's always
(28:40):
a fun So yeah. We endedup going earlier down to South LA,
which is like forty minutes from uswhere I live, which is like for
the listeners, that's like two miles. Yes, yes, it's like a
total of like ten miles. Ittakes forty minutes always, So we had
to go down there early gets shippedready for the event. So obviously,
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again we're chain smoking the whole time. Didn't eat mudge, We're drinking water,
you know, obviously, but justchain smoking NonStop. So we get
to the event, set up everything. I don't even know, Like time
went by really quick, but atthe same time, it was just so
high high time. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even how to explain it,
(29:30):
Like it was slow, but atthe same time it was quick because
you're just like smoking so much andjust nothing else to do. I don't
even know how to explain it.But these events are crazy and our audience
knows they get fucked up. Yeahyeah, and these like there's so many
people had these events, so manycool people to me, and like the
cannabis industry just like I don't know, I'm obsessed with it, okay,
(29:52):
the cannabis industry. So yeah,I love to meet, you know,
brand owners people like that, sogrows stuff and like yeah, oh cool.
Yeah yeah, So a lot ofpeople from a ton of different brands.
So I'm meeting everyone. I'm newto la. My friend is in
the industry already, so she knowsa bunch of people already. So she's
like introducing me to these people sohigh. Yeah, and I'm just like,
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I mean, I'm pretty functional high. Okay, you're a professional.
Yeah yeah, so I used tolike work high all the time. That's
amazing. I get high. I'mlike a piece of meat that keeps on
living. I can't do anything that'slike impressive. Yeah. So all of
a sudden, so it's like twohours into the event probably yeah. Yeah,
(30:41):
and there's so many people in theVIP lounge smoking and rolling up.
That's just so smoky in there,and just in general, like the whole
building there's no relief anywhere, justbreathing weed all the time. Yeah,
just you're smoking, secondhand smoking,just all of it. Yeah, it's
much. So I'm like, fuck, like I've got to get out of
(31:04):
here. It's like it's like toomuch, Like I need a break,
and I'm like I can't roll anotherjoint. I'm like shaking. Oh god,
yeah, like it was to thatpoint, so I like sit down.
Luckily there's some like couches nice.Yeah, So I sit down trying
to roll a joint again because we'velearned, because I can't stop, and
(31:29):
all of a sudden, I'm justlike damn, like I need to get
out of here, like it's yeah, it's to that point. I need
a break, like I'm about topass out. I tell one of the
other girls that I'm with in theVIP lounge, I'm like, I need
a break. I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna go see my friend at
the tent outside gets a mare,so she's like all right, yeah,
So I go out there by myself. I have to watch through the whole
(31:51):
event high as fu on the vergeof passing out. You got halfway?
Yeah, I'm like halfways. I'mtrying not to like grab onto people,
like not even like yeah, that'sall stay up like. And so I
get to like I'm getting closer tothe door, and it's just like getting
more and more intense, and I'mlike, I can make it. I
(32:12):
can do this. You're stronger thanthis, yes, telling yourself the fucking
hilarious ship. Yeah, I'm likeso yeah. So I make it to
the door. I just see thelight coming and it's just getting brighter and
brighter, and I'm like, Idon't know if this is gonna be good
or bad. I start getting abad feeling about it. It's like getting
(32:35):
really bright and all of a suddenmake it to the door. I'm like,
we got this one. Stuff outthe door and turns completely white and
I stumble and I look over atthe tent my friend is and I'm like,
I can make it. Nope.Next thing, you know, totally
blacked out straight. I'm just guessinghere, but I'm pretty sure because I
have a scar on my knee toprove it. But I'm pretty sure.
(33:00):
I fell to my knees and thenon my face. Oh god, in
the middle of a crowd of peopleon the pavement, which I just don't
know why no one caught me.You're like, I'm at work, this
is my job. Fuck catch me. Yeah, it's like crazy that no
(33:20):
one. I mean, it's me, Yeah, it's me. Somebody catch
me, please. Yeah. I'mlike I'm going down. Catch I'm partying.
I may fault. You guys knowthis about me. Let's go.
You think I'm wearing this helmet forlooks, I need wear knee pads next
time I go to it. I'mpartying and I may fall, all right,
(33:44):
that's why, yeah PTSD. Sonext thing you know, I'm like,
right, I started on my stomach. I wake up on my back.
So obviously someone flipped me over.I still don't know who. Hopefully
it was my friends. So yeah, without actually proving it. Yeah,
(34:04):
yeah. So I wake up tolike ten people around my face and I'm
still like passed out pretty much,like still like half blacked out. My
friends like in my face, likeget up, get up? Are you
okay? I'm like not again,Yeah, stop yelling at me. I'm
fine, Like, don't make meget up. I'm just laying here.
And it's great. Not me onthe ground again, not again. Here
(34:28):
we go, sequel. It's becominga trend. Do you know what I
mean? On the ground. Yeah, it's great. I actually so.
I don't fuck with the opiates ever, except for this one time at band
camp. So I'm an askment andmy buddy gets like an oxy and he's
like, you want to split it? I'm like I guess, so yeah,
(34:51):
I'll take half of it. Atsome point, like when I'm playing
video games, I want to scratchthe skin off my shins and play with
my scalp. He's like no.When I crushed it up and snored it,
I'm like, okay, I don'twant to be a pussy. So
he crushes it up and he doesa line and then I do a line,
and like ten minutes later, I'mnot talking to somebody and I went
(35:15):
down like and somebody caught my headbefore I bounced off the bricks. I
broke a rib against the bricks,like and I had a bartend after that,
like reaching for the keg handles witha broken rib and like coughing and
like you can't sneeze, cough,fart, laugh or do anything like,
no, you can't. It hurtsyour hurt your ribs. It's fucked up.
(35:38):
But like at the time, becauseit was an oxy, I couldn't
feel it. I was like,oh yeah, I'm fine. Then I
say I couldn't move, like Ipassed out a lot, especially on weed.
By the way, I trip onweed. It's the weirdest thing I
can do. Shroobs, I cando, acid, I can do I
can do all the things. Ismoke. Weed I trip fucks with me
(36:00):
like so bad, Like it's theone thing I can't do. Oh I
wish I could trip on weed.Oh my god. The last time I
went home, we're at a partyand we're doing shrimps. When we're drinking.
We're on this lake and everything's great, having a great time, and
it joints going around and it lookslike a fucking beer commercial with weed.
Everyone's having the best time. We'reon a lake and I know what happens
(36:22):
to me, but it still looksso good. I'm like, I could
be a hit. So I takea hit. Comes around again, I
take another hit, and then Istart coughing. I'm like, oh shit,
so I gotta go inside. Igo inside. I'm like, hey,
guys, I gotta leave for asecond. They're like, oh,
Stubley, you can't hang, youcan't party. I'm like, fuck you
all. I need like a fortyminute disco nap straight up. Yeah.
(36:44):
So I get in the recliner andI'm in this fucking room. There's no
TV by the way yet. Onthe ceiling beams, I'm seeing the ESPN
score crawl go by. I'm seeinglike scores from like NFL games and haven't
even started. It's the summer,and like people are like checking on me,
like you are right right now.I'm like, I'm fine. You're
(37:07):
turning into a cyborg right now.So I need you to leave. Let
me just give me like thirty minutes. I'll be back out there. That's
what happens when I smoke weed.I can't do it. I freak out.
That's crazy. Yeah. So likethe fact that you're smoking thirteen joints
and you just pass out, that'sgreat. I see fucking video games on
(37:28):
my eyelids. Wow, Yeah,it's insane. It kind of is cool.
Actually, I'm not gonna lie,but it's not cool for social situations.
Yeah, maybe like social anxiety liketimes I don't know what, Yeah,
a million percent, Like you can'tlike fucking talk to people. I
just want to check on you.How you doing. It's like, oh,
(37:50):
like little fucking sheets of metal arestarting to populate your face, turning
to a fucking cyborg. Yeah.So I get up off the ground.
I mean I get picked up offthe ground. They put me on a
chair, still in the middle ofthe whole like event, Like I'm still
in the middle of the fucking walkwayon a chair. Yeah, and there's
(38:10):
a security like ladies sitting like squattingnext to me, like are you okay
and all this stuff. I'm like, yeah, yeah, there's like need
some food to be honest, likethat would be great, but I have
like gravel in my knee. Ohgod, and in my head, like
on my face. It was prettyembarrassing to say the least, just because
(38:31):
I was like meeting so many peoplefrom the industry. I turned around,
There's like three girls behind me atthis booth. I'm like, great,
if they just like saw me completelyjust face plant and look like a total
idiot, well you know what Iwould have been like if I was there,
I be like, take me tothat girl's booth because I want that
ship. Yeah right, that wasa great commercial to me. How did
(38:55):
no one take a video of that? It's really hard to predict when you're
about to wipe out, I know, but I feel like there's always a
video of like fucked up shit,Like who takes those videos? It's like
you need a nature photographer there,like they need to know going back to
the gazelle where the baby gazelle isabout to get take it now, like
(39:16):
they know it's about to happen.They're there for some reason. They never
help. I bet there's a videosomewhere because there was so many photographers,
video offers, you know everywhere layou know esque yeah, la esque,
all right, videographers and photographers.If you have the video of beck of
the model in the wild going down, send them into cocktails and wasted nights
(39:38):
at gmail dot com. I liketo post it in the show notes.
You never know, I could popup on bar stools. Oh that would
be awesome. It would be awesomemy our rival. No, I'm just
kidding. Keep going barstools. You'reamazing. All right, folks, I'm
not gonna lie. We make itsound seamless, but we took a little
break there. How to do amid game kind of like the pregame,
(40:00):
and we're going to talk about datingin la versus dating in Denver. Let's
go, what do you got fora story? How's it out there?
It's fucked up? It is,right. A lot of weird guys.
I lived in la I was oneof them. Yeah yeah, a lot
of like hot weird guys. Yeahyeah, it's weird. Like wait,
what's give me an example of theweirdness. Like you're talking to somebody,
(40:21):
they seem cool, they're attractive,and then something goes you go okay,
red flag. Yeah, it's usuallylike I feel like they love bomb you.
Okay, Like a lot of themlike to do that. That's my
latest experience. But the one ofthe first dates I went on, I'm
(40:42):
just gonna hijack this for a second. Like the first day I went on,
I think like I couldn't figure outlike what he was trying to say.
And then I just realized that hewas just talking about himself, just
like the whole entire time. AndI just realized that I was just like
tuning get out, and I waslike, okay, bye. So many
guys sell it too hard. Theysell themselves are way too hard. As
(41:05):
a bartender, they come in onthe date and I hear them and it's
just like, dude, like yoursales pitch is like it's just too much,
and it's like and it's like,yeah, you know, I never
really knew my dad. It's like, what are you talking about. It's
like the first date, stop it, stop it. Well this guy,
he well it was all about himself. But then also all his friends.
(41:28):
So he went to college. Youknow, I can't even remember because he
didn't make that much of an impressionon me, but somewhere down around in
Santa Monica. Yeah, so yeah, college, and so he has so
many friends, so many friends inin the LA area, just like so
many friends, so many friends.Always going out drinking benders all the time
(41:54):
with his friends. So cool.Yeah, and I'm just like so attractive.
So did you anything else other thanhang out with your college friends now
that you're thirty five? I don'tknow, I'm confused. Yeah, I
miss I miss dating in La Datingin Denver gets pretty weird. I told
this story on a different podcast thatI have. I don't think i've told
(42:15):
them I'm behind bars. But itwasn't really a date. It's more of
a hook up thing, and it'spretty crazy. You want to get it,
Yeah, so do this comedy showand then there's like a like a
chuckle fucker after, which is likea comedy groupie. And she was like
cute, adjacent, you know whatI mean. So I didn't really want
(42:36):
to like do anything, you knowwhat I mean. But like, so
everyone's back in my apartment. We'rehaving a little after hours, you know,
and then people start trickling out.Oh, I'm really get the uber.
You're ready to go. I thinkI'm gonna stay here. I'm like,
okay, I've seen this movie before. Everybody leaves, just me and
this girl. I think I'm gonnastay. Yeah, I'm like, oh
boy, here we go. SoI'm like, oh, She's like so,
(43:00):
I'm like, honestly, She's like, I want to come back to
my place, like I haven't beenthere. My dog needs to get walk
and just come back to my placewith me. I'm like, yeah,
you've been away from your dog fora while. She'd probably go back there.
She's like, are you sure youcan fuck me? And I'm like
wow, straight to the point.Straight to the point. And I'm like,
honestly, like my bed's right there, and I'm kind of drunk.
I kind of want to go tobed. Honestly, I don't want to
(43:21):
fuck you. Yeah, And thenshe goes I'm a squirter. I'm like,
let me get the uber. SoI get the uber. We both
go back to her place. I'msuch a weak man. And then like
we go back and like stuff's goingon. First of all, we walked
the dog and play with the dogway too long. I don't like the
lighting, as you can tell.I like lighting. It's very important to
(43:43):
me. And her lighting was likefluorescent. It was awful. And then
like I'm like, okay, let'sget this show on the road. So
like we started like you know,going, you know, for it,
and stuff, and she's like shelike, you know, gets there and
like squirts on me. I'm likefucking great, you know. And then
like she gets there a guy,she sworts up. She's like all right,
(44:04):
I'm want to get a top.I'm like all right, So she
gets on top. Oh oh god, oh god, I'm so sorry.
I'm like what And then I smelledit? Oh no, and then I
saw it. Oh no, yep, no, yep. No, let's
not say it because then I willye never forget it. Okay, let's
(44:25):
come up with the fake ending.Uh and uh it was amazing and we
lived happily ever after. Oh no, wait wait wait wait, absolutely no,
I haven't seen her since. Ihaven't seen her since. Yep.
That's how it goes in Denver,like you have that. I guess it
goes like that in La right,like you have the hook up and then
that's it, right, Yeah,you had love bombs. So they just
(44:46):
pour everything on you. They overdoit. Well, there's some like that,
because then there's some that like don'treally want a relationship, but then
they like kind of act like theydo. Those are the ones that love
bomb you, and then like twoweeks in out Yeah, that's But there's
the other ones that are great,which I just fucked one last night,
(45:07):
and it's just like in and outdone. Yeah, it should be so
hot. Okay, bye, Yeah, that's fucking great. That's the way
it should be. It should belike, you know, like fast food,
yeah yeah, drive through. Yeah, it's not good for you,
but it's like it gets the jobdone, and it's like is it fulfilling?
You know kind of yeah, there'snothing wrong with that. I would
(45:30):
prefer if people will be honest,like because you don't want to have the
relationship because eventually, like the twothbrush gets left behind and as a thing,
it's like, no, we're justfucking, we fucked. We're not
even fucking. I n G.Present tense, we fucked past tense,
move on, leave me alone.Yeah, And then there's the ones that
are just getting over their eggs.So you're essentially the rebound, which I
(45:52):
fell a victim too recently. Ohno, and yeah it was like weird
as hell. It's still happening kindof like I'm still kind of stuck in
the middle of it, Like nowshe is contacting me, and also he
is contacting me, and I haven'tresponded to him, and she's like,
(46:12):
are you going on a date withhim? And I'm like, oh,
hell no, I haven't talked tohim, and like, oh fuck now
you're gonna end up on the Floridaagain. And oh my god, you
don't end up on the Florida ClubAnd she comes after she's dangerous. Yeah,
no, she's I could definitely takeher. Okay, cool, but
it's he worth trying to take her? No? Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
this is this is what goes on. Like all right, first of
(46:35):
all, like I can't you marriage, Like that's what the whole point is,
right, Like you date like he'strying to Like that's like everyone's striving
for the one. Yeah, Andit's like bullshit because like why is the
soul mate always in a fifty mileradius? Right? Like you know,
if it's so meant to be,it's like it's not. And I feel
like it's like a fucked up situation. It's like a first of all,
(46:55):
it's a business contract. No,you're gonna get half each other's ship.
Like that's terrible. And if youhave kids, it's a fucking nightmare because
it's not gonna last. It shouldbe like the NFL marriage should be like
a wide receiver contract, like fiveyears with the option renew after one year.
That's what I heard recently, LikeI literally heard that recently. Really,
somebody stole my shit. Yeah yeah, I heard it before you.
(47:17):
I'm sorry, but I don't knowwhere I heard it from, which is
lucky for you because then you couldjust like, yeah, because somebody like
stole my shit, that's my ship. Well you could just like, actually
it came up with it since Idon't know where it came well, I
can't. I've had it for likefive years. I've been saying this,
okay, yeah, yeah, butI literally just saw it maybe on like
a meme. It's a meme forsure. It's fucking upstand up comedy though,
(47:40):
yeah, I love memes. It'slike the new cartoon like comic strip,
like the far Side single panel.You have a funny picture, you
have a funny caption. It's anart form. I actually pitched a show
to somebody about like making like thebest meme maker. It's like American Idol,
Like you get everybody in a mansionand they make their memes for the
week, and then whoever gets likethe most like tweets legs forwards whatever,
(48:02):
like they advanced to the next roundbecause like, I feel like they're so
creative. Dang, that could belike a game show. That's what I'm
saying. It's like a reality showthat I pitched. Yeah, no,
it's okay, Like to me,a lot of people do that, but
like, yeah, like the winnergets like a budget because like, I
feel like they're so creative. Ifyou can do this with like one picture
(48:22):
in one caption and you can makeme laugh my face off, what can
you do with like a movie budget. Do you have a script idea?
Do you have a comic book idea? Do you have a book idea?
Let's give you some money and create. Yeah, that would be a way
to get some like America that noone saw coming. Yeah yeah, like
most of my dates they never seeme coming. Yeah fucking sucks. Oh
(48:50):
my god. All right, So, ladies and gentlemen, that is Becca
the model out in the wild.Thank you so much for coming in tonight
and do on this. I reallyappreciate it. You were amazing. Oh
thank you for having me. Ihad so much fun. We're gonna have
you back because you've got crazy storiesand folks, don't forget to listen,
subscribe, tell your friends if youhave a story, you have any feedbacks,
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and into Cocktails and Wasted Nights atgmail dot com. This is Greg
with back of the model saying bye, cheers everybody. Well, it's last
call, so let me give youa tip. Barbarians. We gotta step
it up on unisex bathroom manners.Guys, put the seat up for crying
out loud girls, don't flush thegirl products. Let's behave like civilized people.
(49:37):
For fuck's sake. People are tryingto do drugs and have sex in
there. Show a little respect andlet's do our part to keep it clean.
Folks, it's been a blast.You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here. Anda call to my fellow boost slingers sending
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