One of Those Days (REVIEW): Black Women Crushing It | Ep277

This week on Black on Black Cinema, the crew returns to review "One of Them Days." In the film, Keke Palmer and SZA star as best friends Dreux and Alyssa, whose day spirals into chaos after their rent money vanishes, thanks to Alyssa's unreliable hobo sexual boyfriend. Directed by Lawrence Lamont and produced by Issa Rae, this buddy comedy showcases the duo's frantic and humorous attempts to secure $1,500 before eviction looms. Does the movie live up to its excellent trailer? Join us to find out.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
I have no idea, less sure about.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
The villain too.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Right, Now, go find the last down before I make change,
and let's wrap it, change on it.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hello, Welcome to a brand new episode of Black on
Black Cinema. I'm your host, Jay. I'm here with my
co host Micah Hey, Terrence Antiera. Hey, all right, guys,
we are back. This is episode two seventy seven, One
of Them Days. This is the twenty twenty four film

(00:42):
twenty twenty five I Apologize film, starting Keiky Palmer and Sizza.
The log line for this is when best friends and
roommates Drew and Alyssa discover Alissa's boyfriend has blown their
rent money. The du what finds themselves going to extremes
and a race against the clock to avoid it to
keep their friendship intact. This is directed by Lawrence Lamont

(01:06):
and written by Serita Singleton. Look, I'll go first. Obviously
none of us have seen this. I don't believe before this, right,
it's correct. Look the trailer for this when it came out,
it felt like a very nineties film to me, which
rung very well for me. It feels like Friday like.
It kind of has that vibe at least from the trailer. Yeah,

(01:28):
the movie kind of feels like that, like a sort
of a modern day version of that. It's really funny.
I thought it was actually really funny, pretty entertaining. I
thought Kiki Palmer and Sissa had really good chemistry. They
were really funny. They seem like they could be real friends,
you know, in real life. I don't know if they
are not, but yeah, they were good. I mean, I

(01:49):
don't know Sissa to be in anything like outside of.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
This literally the first thing she's ever done acting wise.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, she was pretty good. I thought she was pretty good.
Like she doesn't really seem why she's acting all that
much as much as she's just kind of being herself,
which in this works totally fine. I always like Kiky
Palmer in pretty much everything. Like the last thing I
think we reviewed that she was in was a Nope,
which I thought she was awesome. Then. Yeah, I don't
have really much in the way of complaints. The movie

(02:18):
is much like Friday. I don't know that it will
age super well, like just like going back ten years
from now, but yeah, like of the time, I think
it's pretty goddamn funny. I think it's it's a sharp
enough script. It's short, like it gets everything done. The
only thing I found kind of like not wrong with it,

(02:40):
but just kind of funny, is that like, as I'm
watching it, I realize that I am fucking old because
there is so many things that are said where I'm
just like, because I'm online a lot, I know what
these words mean. But I have to imagine people our
age who are not would be like what languages this,

(03:00):
Like there's this, there's so many things said. I'm just
kind of like, yeah, I could see where like older
people would just kind of be like I don't fucking
get it right, But yeah, I'm you know, terminally online,
so I do. But it is just it's just kind
of interesting, like to now reach that age where you're like, oh,
young people speak a lot different than I do. But yeah,
I liked it a lot. That was pretty good. I'll

(03:23):
go to Tiara, you didn't like that movie, right, Like
he was really ugly?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Way, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (03:29):
What?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
What? What things did?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
They just like there's like slang saying like just newer
slang sayings and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I was just like, yeah, I was, I was thinking
the same things I did, and I didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Know what Yeah, like I can't remember like exactly, like
I know what the words mean, right, like obviously because
we're fucking online all the time. But it was just
like there was just a lot of things said, and
I was like, I could totally see where a lot
of people would just be kind of lost, and I
think it's just me. I guess, well, I will point

(03:59):
them out when they say things like slay or whatever.
The fuck. No, I that's what I'm saying. I know
what they mean.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
I'm saying yes.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
To murder someone. No, I'm not saying that I don't
understand what the words mean. I'm saying that I could
see other people finding it like of our age group,
of the three of us, not you like what we
made that like our Yeah no, but but isn't significantly
younger than us, Like.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I mean, I mean, we're I keep forgetting I'm fucking
forty five.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Right, Yeah, nigga, you're always yeah, you're like years older.
Yeah right, No, anyway, but it's because we're all kind
of hit, That's what I'm saying. We're but we're terminally
on long that's the difference.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Well anyway, Yeah, you translate this movie for us t
R where can you use?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Sure? Whatever I I I will always help my elders.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
So I loved it. I thought this was hilarious. I
wanted to see this in theaters, but I didn't know
if it was so playing. But I thought san geeky Palmer,
he had such great chemistry as his best friends, and
like to your point, j like if it will hold up,

(05:28):
I think it will. And I think it's just because
it's a classic trope, like two best friends who'll get
into some trouble, and then you have the trope of
the girl having a crush on this super fine man.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Oh my god, wow, he should.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Be at everything, a good looking guy.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
This guy all right, Jay is just hating.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Talking about the un Patrick cage or something like that.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Mania sir, you you know to your parents, Good job.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
And it was also cool to see Josh Shaw and
Neil On here. So I remember a lot of his
videos on like TikTok and stuff like that. He plays
a boyfriend Keishawan, and I didn't know he I did.
I know he looked like that. Like I've only seen
his TikTok video, so I've only seen his face everything
from the neck up. But the tattoos the chest. I
was like, oh, sir, I did not know. And then

(06:28):
I think key key part is just so that was
just so funny but also just so beautiful as well.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I feel like I can watch her in anything, and I.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
Think that she is so so talented and so sharp,
and I just I just love seeing her succeed and
she is her hilarious and then seeing like Jeded Appletow's
daughter in it too as like the girl. Yeah, yeah,

(06:56):
so like that whole thing was so funny because it's
kind of true like whenever you see a boy person
come in, they kind of just get all of the Yeah,
my apartment is renovated, my ac is is working. But yeah,
a great time. I highly recommend just watching it. It's
probably you know, if it's still in theaters. I don't
think I would rush out to go see it right now,
but like probably rent it when when it comes out,

(07:18):
and just it's a good girls night film.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
I think.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Okay, like your thoughts, Yeah, this movie is uh, this
movie is really funny and it's it's uh, you know,
I I thought that it would be funny, but I
didn't know what kind of funny, right, like because as

(07:43):
as three of us are getting older, like we know,
like our tastes change, right, and like like fun like
Friday was funny to me back in the nineties, but
back in their nineties, right that right?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I was a teenager back then, you know what I mean,
And you know that stuff is funny to me, and
then when we did it on black and black cinema,
it wasn't as funny, you know.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
And it's just and that's what I'm talking about aging, well,
like can it hold up? I don't know. I don't know,
And that doesn't mean the movie is not funny, it's
just your taste changes, yeah, But but in that I think.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
It will hold up because we still talk about Friday, right,
and I think people of you know, younger than Tiara
Will will still talk about this movie twenty years from now.
Like I think it's like I think it's I think
it's that good, you know, it's I come to comedies

(08:53):
and I'm like, I fold my arms and I say
make me, like make me because like right, it's because
you know, it's just right exactly, but and this movie did.
This movie made me laugh on multiple occasions. So you know,

(09:15):
props to all the filmmakers, writers. Director Kiki Palmer is great.
Kiki Palm is adorable.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yes, Like like I'm like, I'm rooting for her, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Sissa did a great job.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I like the movie, man, I don't really know. I
don't have any faults with it, you know what I mean.
It's a little predictable, right, Like, as soon as I
saw the acts, I'm like, all right, well they they
they playing a little too hard.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like his name is maniac, he has an accent, it's.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Cat like, all right, well he's probably a fucking firefighter
or some ship because like this is too much, right
and you know, lo and behold. But but yeah, look
this is a solid movie.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Man. I had a good time with it. Uh yeah, Terrence, your.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Thoughts, Yeah, pretty much parried everybody everything. Everybody said. Their
chemistry was great. Sciss was this being her first movie?
She pretty god damn good movies predictable, Like you said,
it doesn't reinvent the wheel, but it's just funny. We
don't really get a lot of funny movies anymore, right,
Like again, you say our taste, our tastes change. But

(10:36):
like the last couple of movies it was the last
really funny movie we did that, that horror movie.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I was gonna say, this reminds me a lot in
the writing style is like The Black Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Yeah, that was funny, like The Black Shock of how
funny that was.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I did not going into that review. I did not
think I was going to enjoy that movie again. Maybe
I was like, I was like, all right, like this
looks like some fucking like bullshit parody kind of movie,
and I was like, yeah, ten minutes into, I'm like,
it was gilarious. I really enjoyed.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
But when I remember, I remember seeing this trail. I
remember seeing the trailer for this, and I'm like, this
looks early, this looks really funny, like just from the
trailer and I'm like, this looks like Friday but with women.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
And I love the fact that this.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Movie is black as shit, right, I mean from behind
the camera, like the directors produced by Easter Ray, the
writer's black, all the people that is the black and
black black black. It's great and I love to see
black people do black shit. And it just was really
goddamn funny. It got some it got to some slapstick
ship that like sometimes it'd be good i'd be like,

(11:40):
all right, you're doing too much. But I didn't think it.
I didn't think that this was like it was really funny.
Like the blood blank scene was disgusting.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, but it was funny.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
That scene, the petty Loan scene was very funny. That's
those three sequence and when she was trying to get
the fucking she was off the line like.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
That, I felt ship right, yeah, was off the line.
It was Yeah, it was ridiculous. That was very slap.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
It's so stupid, but like I left my ass off.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Look, I loved it. I was laughing my ass off
the whole time. A great Yeah, like I see, like
if you don't go see it, just watch it because
it's very funny.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, this is one of those I feel like this
will have more legs as it kind of gets, you know,
to like digital and stuff like that, and people like, oh,
they see it on streaming, like oh that trail look
good or or you know, the cover looks interesting or whatever,
and they check it out and like it becomes like
a much bigger thing than it probably would be in
another era. So that that's cool. I'm I'm actually happy

(12:42):
for for all of them, and and also it's nice
to see two brown skinned black women as the leads
because we don't really get to see that too, right.
It normally be like, all right, you gotta do, you
gotta do one that's like this side of the hand
and another one that's like lightly light than this side
of the hand. You're like, come on, man, like, but

(13:03):
it is doing right.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
Clearly these are black women, like black, fine.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Fine, good both of them. But yes, uh Scissor was
my favorite character, my favorite character if the movie was on.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Mute, yeah, yo, Like but I mean but like for real,
like like like Scissor was like it's like on the
one hand, I'm like, god damn, look at sciss But
then like on the other hand, her character was really
fucking annoying and like this ship was all her fault,

(13:46):
Like that's the that's the one part of the movie
I don't appreciate. This is literally all her fault, all
of it.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
And also her last man. I was like, yeah, what
are you doing?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Like it worked, you know the towards the end when
they're like, well, well it's your fault to no, it's.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Not like zero percent regular as day job at the
fucking double T or whatever.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
The she's working in real place.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Is that Is that a real place?

Speaker 4 (14:20):
It's a real place, all right.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I didn't I didn't mean to bad talk your your
your spot.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I mean, that's on the other side of town. But
it is a real place.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh oh, that's on the other side of the tracks.
You don't go to the hood.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Okay, that's the thing. That location's in the hood.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
So sure it's not we don't know, you can just
lie on the pop.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
But also but also.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, it's like I'm not going. Yeah, goddamn shame. Some
people need your business. You're like, Noah, too brown over there.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Eggs are too expensive.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
I wanted to get a novel. It was ninety seven dollars,
all right. So the movie opens, it's in la It's uh.
It opens at Tiara's favorite spot, Norms, and we meet
Kicky Palmer's character Drew, who is currently the what the
employee of the month, Drew Jones, and she's she's just

(15:21):
a waitress there and like she's she's doing her best
Kiki Palmer, which is to just be very likable as
as a as a person in general. And so she's
like waiting on people and like she's one of those waitresses.
You're like, oh, you actually give a shit about me
to like some degree, which is kind of nice. There's

(15:44):
a woman there's like, hey, I should hook you up
with my son. He looks just like my nephew. He
looks like Tyler Perry.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
She's like, okay, no, thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, I'm kidding, like this is like a weird choice
of a person, but all right. So then we get
like sort of like the start of some slapstick where
she goes in the back and there's like some guy
working there working on a dishwashing machine and it like
blows up and fucking throws his acidto a door and
breaks it and ship, and then you kind of get like, okay,

(16:16):
that's the type of movie. This is, like, it's gonna
be a little it's gonna be a little over the top.
Yeah when he hit that door, I laughed hard. Good.
That worked for me. There's not a lot of white
people in this movie, which is another thing I appreciate. Yes,
it's like two like yeah, there's like two or three
white people with like speaking parts like that's enough, and

(16:37):
every time they speak they're like Okay, that's enough. That's
off screen, which I appreciate. So when she's when she's
finishing up her shift, Drew walks outside and she gets
picked up by her roommate, Alyssa played by Scissa and
Sciss's character is an artist. She's kind of like, she's

(16:59):
got kind of a hippie is hippie hood chick kind
of vibe about her. She looks really good. That will
be the That won't be the first or last time
I said that. So they go home. They live in
a apartment complex called the Jungle, which is definitely that

(17:20):
doesn't sound good. They get out and by the way,
they are driving in a car so old that it
has the automatic seatbelts. Remember that ship that was like
the hot ship in like nineteen ninety four, but I
believe it might be in that So yeah, that was

(17:40):
that was a cool car back then. So uh, they
get there and Drew runs into this guy Fabian who
lived in a Jungle. He's like put out on the curb.
All the ship's put out because he didn't pay his rent.
And you kind of find out about their their landlord
who's just kind of an asshole, like this is African dude,

(18:01):
I forget this name, which is funny because I grew up.
I went to high school with the name as well.
He doesn't look like this guy, so I guess that's
a good thing or not.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
But there's like this woman has an apartment. She's one
of the one of the women who lives there, but
she because you know hood ship. She also like runs
a convenience store out of her house in the apartment complex,
which that doesn't really shock me, to be honest. And this, uh,
while Drew was shopping around getting stuff, this dude walks

(18:41):
in maniac. He's not a very handsome guy at all.
I hate to say that. Sorry, Okay.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
So I was like, man, I would I would short
circuit like Kiki Parma did too. I feel also feel
mortified if he's like, I need you to basically to
move out my way.

Speaker 6 (19:02):
Can I get them money buns?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
She was like, she was like what, Oh, yes.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Glaze and all.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
The family show.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Smash cut to ten minutes later, like god damn, look
at this. So so yes, he picks up a honey
bun and he was like, oh, do you want one?
And she she goes and reaches for it and he
touches her hand and it's like in slow motion and
she's like, h splash, meltin and and so like he
walks out. He clearly is interested in her. She is

(19:43):
if she can step over the puddle on the floor,
she's clearly interested in him. And so they go about
that gross. Excuse me, I'd like to remind you fifteen
seconds ago what you said. It's unreasonable.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
So it's literally the glaze on the Honeybut.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I'm not the.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Ass monetized on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
NI barely we're talking about food.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
If we just keep using innuendo, probably fun. So so
she also runs into a guy, Jamil, who is also
in the Blackening, if I recall, and yeah, he was
uh and he he's he's like the guy who does
does everybody's hair in the jungle. So she, like drew Is,

(20:46):
is mad at him because he didn't finish her hair.
I don't remember if it's like from a time perspective,
I think that's part of it. And like also money,
and so her hair looks like fucking ship when she
takes her her scarf off her head.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
I think he wrote the I'm starting mean interrupt.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
I think he wrote the black.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Oh really, Oh that's cool? Yeah cool, Yeah, I'd like
to see him do more stuff. This is that that
movie was was was It was a fun time. So
so then you see like some dude just walking around
the jungle. He's got a you know, rusting power shirt
with like his cousin or something on it, the peanut

(21:25):
because of course because of the hood. And she's like,
oh he died and he's like, yeah, King Lolo killed him.
Was like okay, yeah, put a fucking pin on that.
We'll find out more about that. So then we go
we go up to uh Drew and uh Alyssa's apartment.

(21:46):
There's fucking uh tennis shoes everywhere from her boyfriend because
he ain't ship. And this dude is uh, what's the
term hobosexual? Right, Like he's just dicking down, says his
care aracter for a place to live basically. So I mean,
like I says, I get it, and I mean apparently

(22:09):
this dude's got The dude is a fucking a horse
walking around with a human body. So you come to
find out like he's just kind of a he's like
a piece of ship, like he is he's a homosexual, right,
and he's like wearing Drew's robe around and all this

(22:29):
other ship, like he's just just kind of a scumbag.
And then they, you know, they show that this has
got a massive dick good for good for everybody involved,
I guess, and he spent all their fucking round. Who's
more attractive to your Is it the homosexual or the maniac? Maniac?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Mm hm.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
A, what is it about? What is it about the homosexual?

Speaker 1 (22:55):
What is it about the hobosexual that that that because
you answered that really fat, like you didn't even.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Think about it. So what is it about the homosexual
that just doesn't do it for you? Is it the
character or is it purely physical?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Oh? I mean I didn't say I didn't say that
he wasn't bad looking. No, I just.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Don't know, you know, but like look, look I get it,
I get it.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
We're not here like if I could do both, I mean,
if I could have both, Yah.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
You want to have some sort of arrangement with the devil,
I get it.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
But understand where sins it's coming from?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Like I right, but you disappeared to answer the maniac
really quickly. I was just wondering, is there a difference?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (23:49):
I know, I know how this is going to sound,
but it's the way that this recording. You know, there
was a walk then did from me, you know, just
like you know, like I don't. I don't like the
hunched over you know, I don't like all that walk normally.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
That she don't like all that Baltimore nigga ship. Yeah,
I got it. I'm in loud and normally normal.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't want any air
over and over there. I don't any of it. Like
find turky bitch.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I think it was gonna be some form of like
fucking in bitch that'll work.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Baltimore, Miss Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Sometime we are. We are a fucking breed of our own.
Tell you, I've never I've never yet fun you did
in bitch from a distance, I've definitely never done that.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
I like, that's the new one. I don't think I've
ever heard a nigga sace, you bitch.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
That's the that's the new ship. That's see you. Oh
you ain't, No, I haven't heard that one yet. That's
pretty oh ship fucking hilarious. So they so Drew tries
to go to Drew tries to go to sleep, and
apparently the homosexual is blasting a whole into forever. Uh,

(25:31):
Lissa to the point where she can't sleep, or at
least that's what she thinks things is going on. Then
there's a knock at the door. The landlord shows up
and he's like, you know, where's my rent money? And
she's like, oh no, no, like I gave my roommate

(25:51):
the rent. Like, no worry, she said, you know, she
gave it to you, and he was like, she ain't
paying me? Got it?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
She did?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
And then I would be immediately very angry. So Drew
goes and knocks on Alyssa's door trying to find out
what the fuck we went on with the rent. Uh.
Alyssa is knocked the fuck out because Dick and I
got Dick down to sleep, and uh, apparently, you come

(26:22):
to find out, Alyssa gave the money to h her
boyfriend to to give to And while they're having this conversation,
this nigga is packing up all his ship in the
garfing back and just walking on the scene, which was hilarious.
And when they go to look for him to find
out that you know, he in fact spent the money, Uh,
this nigga broke out. He's fucking out of.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
That if let's say Micah Day Terrence, if one of
if y'all were living together and one of you gave someone.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
This is extreme?

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Is the is the is the friendship over or you
need if you if you have the rent money, if
you spent the rent money? Well, okay, what is the
scenario like we give it to a girlfriend and then
she spends it, or.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Like your one of you with Drew and the other
one is is uh alyssare.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I gotta come on?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Are you gonna en the friendship up?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
But okay, just so we're clear, we gave the money
to our significant other. Is that this is the point. Yeah, No,
I don't think it's in the friendship. But I think
we we go fucking ride to knock this motherfucker out
who took our money? Like and also then yeah, you
can one hundred percent be like why did you give
give him the money? You dumb asshole? That's on me.

(28:09):
It wouldn't be a fifty to fifty we fucked up.
That don't make sense. But I wouldn't never.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Hear I'm not taking anybody like if I was, if
I was Drew, I'm like, I'm not taking blame for
any of this ship no, right, right.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
You better get out of this whole ending of this
movie would be totally different.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Get the fun again.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
That's pretty cheap in California.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
I mean they live in the jungle.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I mean yeah living. Yeah, there's ceilings are aerodynamic. Nigga,
they got they got air holes.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
That's funny, that's hilarious. No, to be pissed. I'd be
super pissed, but much like them, I'd be trying to
track this motherfucker down. So they're pissed. They come out
of the department looking for the homosexual and then uh,
here comes whose daughter is it? Who did you say
was Judd Appetite? Jud Appetitle's daughter? She is moving into

(29:12):
She is moving into the neighborhood. What's her name, like
Melissa mad that's a real Her real name is Maud.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I'm assuming based off of the beat Arthur characters.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Then there's yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Look that's a terrible I'm sorry, Maud, that's a terrible name.
You gotta change that ship. Yeah, so Maud is there.
Of course she's of course, she has a pitbull. Of
course she does.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
Name Shooter with a fucking pink scarf.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
It's like this is the this is the most white
girl should.

Speaker 6 (29:55):
Have he saved me.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
There there is a rant on my heart about people
who get pit bulls and just I think they're just
cuddle cuddle buddies. I know she can't control that dog.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, I'd love to hear the rant.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Okay, So.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's like, I'm the one always shopping on dogs. So
what is it like on the other side.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Look, I yeah, okay, I I love dogs. I am
such a dog person.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
You know. I love my dog child. I you know,
give her the world everything like that.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
However, there seems to be an uptick in people who
get dogs like Piples and Roddy's and other and cane
corsos still can can corsos for.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
All, it's like a steroids.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
It looks like a like a mini horse.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Oh no, this looks like this looks like an old
man dog. Yo, just looks like this just looks like
an old nigga dog.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
But they can, but they can also be really fucking
dangerous if you don't if you don't trade them well,
and there are too many people out here who get
these dogs and they're like, oh my god, they're so cute,
but you don't train them and then you become afraid
of them because you don't know how to handle them.
One day snap and every dog has a moment.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Every dog.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Yeah, thats what I'm saying. It's like a mini horse.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
On top of a woman's like shoulders. Was terrible.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah. I'm looking at images and I'm like, oh, all right,
it just looked like an old dog, but like then
there's a human next to it for scale, It's like whoa.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
Yo, there's an old knkurse. So that goes to goes
to my dog park and it really likes my dog
and it's so big and like it tries to sometimes
mount her, and my dog snaps when dogs try to
mount her, and I just like pull her away because
I don't want that dog because even though it's old,
it probably got old man's strength dog version and I

(32:09):
am not trying to deal with that.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Your dog's name is Your dog's name is Daisy.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Ye, Daisy, Daisy.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
You have a look at Daisy when you go to
the dog park and you see that dog, you have
a look at Daisy and go, Daisy, You're in danger, girl,
I hope.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
So, because that's the most that's the that's the most
important scene. Everyone knows.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
It's sure no one knows any of the line from Ghosts.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Except that's one of the fucking funniest things I've ever heard.
That's a meme. Yeah, so it's it's really it's the
whole white girl with a pit pullsh it is really
funny to me. Uh, they love them. So so she

(33:03):
comes in and she's like, oh, yeah, I'm moving in,
and and is like, oh, yeah, I know, gives her
like the nicest apartment because he's trying to get like
what He's like, yeah, her dog shits and he's like, excellent, excellent,
Like he's just being a fucking symp for this white
woman and her rent money, I guess, and this is
how gentrification happens and all. It's so funny because the

(33:25):
vast majority of black people like in the jungle, who
are like just standing there watching her decide, those micro
expressions are just hilarious. And so is like, he's big cookies.
He he couldn't be more excited to have this white
woman moving in. And so Drew and Alyssa they you know,

(33:46):
they talk to her like they're friendly, but they're kind
of like, what the fuck are you doing here? And
she's like, Oh, you guys should come over for like
prosecco and pals. Uh so we can we can drink
prosecco and talk like what the prosecco and so they're like, yeah, sure, whatever,
and they just walk off. Kind of put a pin

(34:08):
in that. Later, so they find out that they find
the homosexuals on the phone and they track they they
get the hairdresser due to break into the phone because
apparently he knows how to do that, and they find
out who the last person he was uh calling or
texting with, and they find out it was this chick, Bernice,

(34:33):
who is a fucking character.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
She is, she's great, she's she's Debo.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah she's that's absolutely right. Uh yeah, but Debo and
pop his ass like that in scenes and appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
That was perfect, perfect, perfect music for this scene.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Also, what's the yep? Yeah, that worked? That works. I
find it really discussing two people eating an ice cream
cone at the same time. I don't like that, like
that gross, Like I get the comedy of this, but
I'm being repulsed. Okay, like that's why people two people

(35:17):
sharing a toothbrush.

Speaker 8 (35:18):
Like no, exactly.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Ill, yeah, but like I don't do all other types
of things with their mouths. Those are totally acceptable to me,
and that's fine that I don't like. It's the it's
the consistency of the things that are going I don't
like it. I'll just end it there. I don't I
don't care for it.

Speaker 7 (35:41):
Some people, when they're done.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You gotta relax, you gotta.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
I just think it's so funny, like the line in
which we draw for like.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
It's weird, right, but certain things like I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Put your tongue in somebody's asshole, but you can't, like
share a toothbrush, like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
One of those things is clearly more acceptable than the other.
Doesn't make sense now, it doesn't. Yeah, I've been married
for almost fifteen years. If my wife was like, let's
start sharing toothbrushes, I'd be like, so I downloaded the
divorce papers from legal zoom, fucker's get this over, Get
the fuck out of here. That's gross. We do only

(36:33):
need one. No, we don't. We're not. We've never been
this broke. We will never be that.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
You don't know that.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
I will steal it in America right now, I will.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I won't risk jail time before I share a toothbrush
with my wife, per wow, permanently one day. Fine, but no,
that's and if and if you're judging me, it's because
you're discussing and you've done it before, so get the
fuck out of here. Yuck. Yeah, see that's why you're

(37:10):
saying it because you know it's gross. So yeah, they
find out about Bernice again the scene with them eating
ice cream. Uh yuck. So they decide they're gonna go
over there and they're gonna try to confront, try to
confront this dude, find out where the money is. Uh.
They sneak, like Drew goes and sees Bernice and pretends

(37:33):
to be like a high school friend to hers, which
is wild because they look like they graduated high school
like nine minutes ago. But while she's trying to pretend
and like talk to her, Alyssa gets into sneaks into
Bernice's apartment to confront the dude, and you know, she

(37:54):
she does, and then he's like, oh, he's got like
all these like bullshit excuses like oh, you know, I'm
so glad you're here, Like you know, I didn't want
to do this you know, and all this other ship,
and so it doesn't work out because eventually Bernice realizes
that she did not go to high school Withdrew, and

(38:15):
they start fucking. She starts chasing them off, and Bernice
runs like the t one thousand, which I think is
just fucking hilarious. And then a dude opens his truck
door and she smashes into it, which was also visually
very fucking funny.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Let's go, let's go back a little bit, because uh,
Drew has to go up the steps to her fucking apartment. Yes,
are you going up those steps? What all them niggas
smoking weed in the whole life, Nigga, I'm not going
up those steps. Men, I have exactly, That's why I'm
asking you.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
I know, I know men crazy like nah.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
I out of like, I guess, I guess we need
to find another way to get because no.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Like, this is the real tu. They walked in and
see a tumble weave that was corny, but it was fun.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
That's what I hate puns. I hate puns so bad,
but it was a but it was a visual gag.
So I gave it a pass.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
And we've all seen it. We've all seen them like
we've all seen it. That is true, Like I wish
it weren't true, Like.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
MLK Boulevard in the city one time, the fuck like okay,
bizarre on the Median dude anyway, strange.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
So so they they run out and Bernice is like, no,
I'm a fucking I'm like, I'm an kill the motherfucker's
like they're they're they're fucking around. I need to figure
out what the is going on. So then one of
my favorite scenes in this movie, they decided they're gonna
go to Payday loan place, uh to get get a
loan for this fifteen hundred dollars and uh, I pops

(40:02):
Cat william Waves as this character Lucky, who's like, don't
do it. If you don't have the money today this week,
then you're not gonna happen next week. Look, I know
this movie is silly and is goofy as fuck, but
real talka loans are a fucking scam on poor black people.

(40:22):
It really.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
I love the visual that of the nineteen hundred percent AP.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
I won't even know it was like nineteen hundred five,
because you know, nineteen hundred and one would be crazy.
I should be.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
Crying and the slogan was like like like.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Like we'll get you or we'll get you one one
one here another.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yeah, and look like to Lucky's point, like this ship
is a trap, it's a cycle. It's said to distract you, right,
Like he's like he's kind of like a weird like
Hippio is. Yeah, but like he's got on a Jurga,
Like he's got a lot going on, right, But yeah,

(41:11):
people should not do those if they if they don't
absolutely have to. I think it is a fucking scourge
of the black Aren't Rush Cards the same thing?

Speaker 4 (41:23):
I think so?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
I think so, Yeah, trying to give people also you
know they're not very far.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Yeah, like Russell Simmons is a piece of ship for
many reasons. Obviously you know a lot of them. We're
in together fucking run to Bali, Indonesia. But yeah, Rush
Card should have gotten this nigga the fuck out of
the community at that point, like you just you are
literally trying to destroy black people's lives. I will never

(41:57):
forgive him for that ship. Look, I'm not a fan
in this nigga anyway. After all his other dirty shit
he's done, uh grooming, fucking his ex wife and all
this other creepy shit. But rush Cards, for some reason,
really don't get the hate that I think they deserve,
and he doesn't get the blame enough for that, so
fuck him. So apparently they stop doing rush Cards in

(42:21):
twenty twenty three. I guess they couldn't get a hold
of his ass and body. But fuck him forever. And yes,
and fuck Killer Mike for that ship too, if he's
doing the same thing. Fuck you. Oh we need to
But is it a paid a loan? Like if it's
a paid.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
A like it's supposed to be like a black bank,
but like it's white money still, so you know all that.
She kind of goes out the window.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah. I'm not a not a huge fan.

Speaker 7 (42:46):
Of Killer Mic either, the part what they're trying to
get the paid a loan and and they have to
like use any any type of income.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
It made me think of Eastern Motors commercial where.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
They're like, you got it, you gotta study income, you
work a game stop, you could buy a.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Call to the commercial.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
In the Mercedes.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Was it wasn't he in like in the first one,
wasn't he in like a Yellow Ummer or some ship
like that? At one point I don't even remember there's
a few of them.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Then when they went to get the loan, they showed
her critic her credit She was.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Twenty two.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
You know that totally really exists. Again, the slapstick was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Joe Yo, Yeah, she was like, oh ship, like, I've
never seen the scoring a slow that.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Trick was actually laughing.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Yeah, she was last the last two seasons of Curby Enthusiasm.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Was she Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Yeah she was. She was good.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
It was like, yeah, one, it's her credit score, yo,
that's fucking insane.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Her laughing made me laugh.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Oh no, she she got a she got a good
belly laugh you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Yeah, that's that's that smoker's wheezing belly last every single time.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
That's just funny man nineteen. That is fucking wild.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
So they hire bounty hunters to come get people.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
I mean I would too. So that didn't work out
because apparently their credit score was that fucking low, Like
your credit score being too low for a painty loan
is fucking crazy. Like, they don't whip up anybody. So
they go to they go to they go to donate blood. So, uh,

(45:01):
what is it? What is this woman's name from fucking
Abbot Elementary James, because she's hilarious. She's super funny on
on Abbot Elementary. She's really funny here she has a
stand up I've never I've only seen clips of, but
every bit, every clip I've ever seen that has been
absolutely hilarious too. She's just she just has a natural

(45:24):
ability to say, really funny, should my wife? My wife
couldn't watch this scene because she was.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Having PTSD uh when she was when she was pregnant,
and you know they needed to kind of you know,
give her needles and stuff like that. They the nurse
couldn't find her veane, right, Like, we had this nurse
who didn't know what the hell is doing, kept going
up and down on couldn't find a vein. Then they

(45:52):
had to go on the top of her hand to
finally find one, and then she collapsed one of them, right,
and she so she had the final another one in
the in the other hand and before she finally got it,
and you know, you can't move your hand because like
it's all sensitive of there. So she she literally covered

(46:15):
her eyes, not for the blood, not for all the
blood all over the place.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Wow, I had, Actually I got.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
My vein, show my Vein show pretty well, so well, I.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
Got blood worked down like a month ago, and uh,
they put into my my right here, M yeah and
like and she she actually like tripped the tournique thing

(46:55):
and the needle wropped out.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
And my blood like everywhere.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Was I don't think I had the right reaction to it,
because because my first reaction was oh, wow, that's pretty cool,
and she was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
and I was like, it's actually kind of fine. I mean,
it wasn't fine, but because she was like, I've never
done this before, and the party was like did she
do this because she thinks I could take pain because

(47:20):
I'm black? But also that was part of me, the
morbid side that was like not well, you know.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Like was this systemic racism or did she just make mistake?

Speaker 6 (47:29):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, when you.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Said when you said, but see here's the thing, when
you said, oh, I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Fine, it's all goodell on the ground and started screaming
my skin is too thin like a white woman's a
and just.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
I was you fascinated by watching all the blood rush.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Out that I'm not a big span of just blow
you know, I don't like it. I don't like it
coming out of things.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, well you're the horror movie guy.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Yeah, yeah, like that horror movies is like right, but
like a real life situation, like if I had a
fucking you know, a needle in my arm and all
of a sudden it pulled out and blood started shooting everywhere,
might pass out not because of this, like the loss
of blood.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I would just say, have they have any of you
ever passed out from donating blood? You know, donate blood,
your fucking your your your blood hoarder. Yeah, people give that. Yeah,
give up that blood people.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
That's red gold seventy bucks that she that she got blood.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, that's a new video game, like you could donate
blood every couple.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Of months, gets a standard edition.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Get out of here, you limited edition, right, get out
of here, yo, ship you can't even access it early seven.
That's fucking hilarious. Yeah. So she she donates blood, and
she she asked the the phlebotomists like, hey, if I

(49:11):
donate more bloody, can I get more money? She was
like yeah you can, And so she was like, yeah,
go in and take some more. That's not a good idea. Guys, like,
like I get it. Some people do like legitimately have
to donate blood for money, which is really fucking sad.
But yeah, you do need blood in your body. I

(49:32):
don't know if people know that. That's why they give
you the little cookies and ship like help you, help
you get back on your feet. But she she took
too much. And so like, Alyssa went and sat in
the other room I Drew was getting this blood drawn.
By the way, Hey, Alyssa, hop your ass in the chair.
What the fuck, like this.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Is your fault again?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Give up two bags son, And so she, like the botts,
walks up. She's like, oh, you're still alive. She gave
her four bags of blood, like four pints of blood,
which is fucking crazy. She's there, she's fucking insane, and

(50:18):
so yeah, she's like, yeah, fucking unhooked this. And Alyssa
just starts unhooking the needle from Drew as if she
knows what the fuck she's doing. Not that not that
the woman knows what the fuck she's doing either. She
pulls it out, the blood starts going everywhere. They start
fighting over the bag of blood, and it just starts
going all over this room where all these people are there. Yeah,

(50:44):
it's it's it's fucking disgusting. The what what's hilarious is
the blood is going everywhere and it's like it's going
all over this woman whatever. And then they smash cut
to this guy and it's like they just took a
bucket of blood and threw it like way more than
no goddamn reason. Yeah, it's it's just ridiculous. Uh slapstick.

(51:09):
And they're like, oh, do we still get the money?
Like no blood, no money, no.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
No, but they got some uh some vouchers for some churches,
chicken biscuits and some ship like that.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, you know, fair enough. It's so funny.

Speaker 6 (51:26):
I moved.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
I moved all the way down here before I went
to churches chicken for the first time, like just kind
of wait, I've never been to.

Speaker 5 (51:34):
A church chicken down there, ye, right near my house.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
All right, there's a I moved to Alabama, that's.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
Right, southern California.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah, there's a there's a good.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
I've never been to church. It was a good.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It's fine.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
You see a bunch of Mexicans in the back cooking
that chicken. Good.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
I'm sure it is.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
He's not alive, but he's not wrong.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Like Yo, the fucking Popeye's chicken down the street from
me is literally nothing but Hispanic people cooking the chicken,
and it's delicious.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
I will just I would just say, and my pope
is they were many. They give me more chicken than
I asked for.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yeah, you know why because they're racist. It's not a compliment.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Chicken.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Don't worry a black girl or take it.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Give me what I'm give me what it is supposed
to be given. They see.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yeah, that's sometimes racism is positive.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Sometimes you get.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
Pass is wings and seafood. I get a I get
the wings. I asked for six wings.

Speaker 6 (53:03):
That give me eight. I'm like, I didn't ask for
the extra two, but I'll take them. There's a bunch
of a bunch of.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Asian people that you know.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Yeah, and they're like, yeah, you got that right.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Theydn't give you extra noodles, did they? They gave you
extra fray chicken, shocking.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
And asked for the noodles. Well, I don't trust it.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Why not, that's their specialty? I assume yeah, that feel
so because they got blood all over their clothes. They
had to take clothes from like they're lost and found
or whatever, the fuck at the blood bank and so
Sisa who they should definitely have swapped outfits in my opinion,

(53:47):
but look, you can't win them all. Later on we're
something very similar actually, but Sissy has like a like
a match in tracksuit type of ship. And meanwhile Kiki
Palmer is walking around in a stripper special which is
lime green like fish net two piece suit but the

(54:11):
thighs out like this is just crazy, God bless you,
so shout out to costume. So so at that point
they need to go to like they take their gift
certificate the church's chicken and they're like all right. They
try to go inside, but the sign is like now
you got to walk around and use the drive.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Through, so they dopes of busted. First of all, what
are you still doing open when the water pipes of busted?
Get the fuck out of here, Like no thanks, Yeah,
I'll come back when it's fixed.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah, nah, I'm good. So they have to walk around
in the line, in the drive through line, and they
see that maniac is right behind them in his car,
but they don't want to they like Kiki Palmer's character,
Drew is like, I don't want him to see me
dressed like this. And all of a sudden ship so uh,
they're trying to we're trying to be slick. And then the.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Guy Tony Baker was Tony Baker was the fucking uh
at the window, which I was surprised.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Tony Bakers funny. He is very he funny man. I
don't know, I don't know what it's the combination of, like, yes,
he's a good ride, he's got good timing. But I
don't know where he's from. But it's that accent Chicago,
all right, because the accent is is is the accent
with the delivery. I mean he yeah, he funny man. Yeah,

(55:33):
it works money, it's the biscuit burglar man.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Man.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Like what the he is? Seen him in person, he's
he's just as funny live.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
I think he's a good he's a good community. It's
good seeing him, like having this real uptick.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
He does a lot of shows with Kevin on stage
out here, Yes.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Show I was gonna say, that's like him and a
number of other ones. They all are They all kind
of run with with that same crew, and those guys
are all successful now, which is Nope. I'll never forget
watching keV on stage, Kevin driving to work in his
car doing comedy videos. Is when I saw, like, like

(56:20):
right at the beginning of COVID or something like that,
or prior to COVID. So as they're trying as they
get their their chicken stolen by the biscuit Burger or
whatever the fuck, who's just a dude who just wastes
that people order their food and just run out and
steal it and fucking just keep going get shot like that.

(56:43):
So while they're like pissed off about it, Maniac realizes
who it is and he pulls up. He's like, oh,
y'all need some help, you know, y'all, can you know,
I'll give you a ride or whatever. So they're embarrassed,
but they get in his nice Mercedes or whatever, and
he gets some some food and they're being ridiculous, Like

(57:04):
Siss is being ridiculous, but she's also trying to help
her girl out.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Like like, look at you, look at y'all smiling.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
I may may not be looking up what's his name?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
He has a name.

Speaker 7 (57:23):
It's Patrick Cage. I gotta say, okay, I gotta say this.
I'm looking at regular photos of him, like, uh, outside
that movie.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I told her he not that good. Look I told you.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Uh, no I was. He looks a really good in
a niceweater.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Anyway, this nigga. But it also, no, I actually liked
this character. I thought he seemed like like a cool
It was like the cool guy. So at one point,
she like feeds Scissors some some chicken and he's like,
you can feed me, and she's like, oh my god,
for real and he's like, yeah, for real because he
trying to trying to get his swap shit on. Look, nigga,

(58:03):
I get it. I got as I see what Kiki
Palmer look like. And so like, you know, they trying
to make it happen. You know, Yeah, they got some
good chemistry going on. Mania gets a call. He's like,
all right, I gotta I gotta deal with something, so
I gotta go, and so he drives them. He drives

(58:23):
them back back home or yeah, I think, to the
to the jungle. Meanwhile, Bernice and uh the homosexual dude, Uh,
they pull up to the to the Chicken spot because
they find out that Drew and Alyssa got the gift
card from the blood bank place, right, so they get

(58:44):
their ship stolen by the biscuit burglar too Bernice ain't
having that ship, so she drives and hits this nigga
with her charger.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Yeah, I agree with this. I agree with this because.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
She was driving too fast in my opinion, like, you
don't hit him, so he goes over and you hit
him so he falls in front. Like that's how you
know search adominance, Just put your wheel on his neck.
The black people get serious about chicken like it is
what it is. Don't steal my food. I'd be fucking pissed.
So alyssa good uh decides that she is going to

(59:31):
go up onto a flag or excuse me, uh, like
an electric pole to get some Jordan's off the line,
because you know people throw Jordan's up on up on
not electric lines, by the way, it's not on there.
But she she's gonna try to sell them. But Lucky

(59:52):
is there. He's like this is King Lolo's hood, Like
now he probably killed a nigga and put those shoes
up there, like this is a terrible idea, like, don't
steal those shoes. She decides to get him anyway, and
of course she's on an electric pole and she gets
electrocuted and that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
No uh no, because I'm Drew, does.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
This seem like some ship I would do.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
This seems like she's wait wait, I would have taken.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I would have taken here, have.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Lest your friends to deal with this all by herself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
If it's her fault. Yes, yes, yes I will assist
because I live with that person. But no, no, no,
you This is the type of energy the Colimmon utility
pole to get some Jordan's energy that you need to
be having throughout the day because we're about to be homeless.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Yeah, okay, I like I like that. Cat Williams was like,
they're like, you gotta get electric, kid. He was like,
there's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Shape but everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
That's a pretty good fucking lines. Yeah, she gets electrocuted.
She literally falls directly on Drew as she's being electrocuted,
as Lucky drops to his knee saying she didn't take
heed as they kept telling him to take heat the
whole time. Drew wakes up with sort of sort of

(01:01:21):
a head injury in an ambulance and Ulyssa's hair is
like all fucking blown out because of course she was electrocuted,
and they realized, like an ambulance ride is mad expensive,
you know, It's like two thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
And so the ambulance of the message health care system sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
This this movie has a lot to say, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Goofully, but very good.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Yeah, but very simplic, but still has a lot to say.
And like when they went an ambulance and I was like,
like I had to say, oh no, girl, y'all gotta
get out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
That's mine.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Yeah, EFTs are like we know where living.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
We're gonna send the bill regardless, so don't fucking man.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Yeah, we picked out like we already took you halfway,
charge me half Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah. The average ambulance costs in the US is somewhere
between five hundred and thirty five hundred dollars without insurance.
No how much five hundred to thirty five hundred without insurance.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
I heard say that one more time.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Somewhere between five hundred and thirty five hundred without insurance.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
Oh my god, they're pretty pricey.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah. And and even if you have insurance is between
two hundred and fifty to fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
Oh wow, I mean I guess it's I mean there's
a reason.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, Jesus good. I mean there is a reason people
quite literally will call an uber to take them to
the hospital before they'll take you in, which is insane.
Oh I'm bleeding out. Had an Uber xl ory Okay,
I hope I can fit in it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
She needs to lose that fucking case show anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Yes, yeah, yes, you do.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
You know exactly what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Jay is talking on someone's weight.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I'm just I'm talking about Uber. I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
Are you really? Are you you legitally don't know what
you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Are you serious? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
A very very very black woman was denied an uber
a lift pick up because the guy who came there
was like, there's no way you're gonna fit in my car.
He was not, and and she was like, well I'm suing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Yeah, And then she went on the Breakfast Club and
when we say.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Fat yea, No, you're not talking like like a big girl,
like no, no, she's like.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
Morbid le ob yeah, maybe four or five hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Pounds, Like yeah, she needs to be on TC you
know what I mean. She needs to be on the
learning channel, you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Whatever? That fucking like that one doctor was like, you're
not gonna starve, like relax, he's an asshole.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
A lift dropper refused to allow paying customer in his vehicle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
He was very nice. He wasn't even rude about it.
He was like, like, you can't fit in this car.
And then she went on the Breakfast Club and they
gave her a seat and she was like, do y'all
have a like a bigger seats and then they brought
her for her or the sectional count.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Wait a minute, but she's said it did it on purpose?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:05:03):
That I want to say that she's been in ubers
before or before she's been that sized.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, well maybe they may big, but like that woman
is not gonna fit in a tur cell right, Like
that guy was like, no, my car is too small.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Yeah. When she was on the Breakfast Club and that
her like manager or whatever was like big people know
how to know what kind of cars they can fit in.
And it cuts to Charlotte and he was like do
they know?

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Yo?

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
He's always an asshole and he was like, so what
if you want a rat battle? And it's like one
twenty and it's just like, yo, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
What it was? He's an asshole. I'm like, why would
you go on that show with him?

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
On that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
You know he's gonna say something some terrible you know
he is, that's why he's there. But Need let's just say. Yes,
they get out of the ambulance. They they run away.
Uh they are not in good shape. Uh since the
heart attack, Susan Need?

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Oh is that it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I thought it was because the titties were out. I
was getting there, my nigga. I was getting.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
A few times in this movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Yeah, it's real good. The end.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
I was like, you know what, move your hand.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
This is a this is the family show.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Yeah, I just said move your hand. What you mean
you honey?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
I mean there's levels of the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Is a that's a food.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Sure, let's name this also blazed honey Buns and let's
see how fucking will should end up on porn Hub
episode to seventy seven, Laze Tommy Bumps. Yeah, this is
a something else. So they get the Jordans and uh,

(01:07:09):
Alyssa goes like they're at some like you know, I
don't know, some like some like hippie ship like Pan African,
uh little drum Circle festival. And she borrows like some
flowers from somebody. She she she takes a number of things.
She takes a couple of photos.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Of the.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Of the Jordan's Jordan's they're like, oh, they're like, O
G fucking Jordan's. And she puts them up on the
internet for sale and this somebody's like, yeah, well i'll pay,
Like yeah, no problem, like what fifteen hundred dollars or
some shit? I think she she asked for it and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Look there there's for twenty five hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Right, Oh that's right because he wasn't dead. And it
turns out it's a little rol howary is the is
the guy trying to buy it? Which is is he apic?
He's also a lot of weight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
He said he's not. He said he's he said he's not.
And he gets offended when people ask him that because,
like he said, he's worked really.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Hard to not be on epic. I mean, look, he
looks great. Yeah, he looks great. I don't I don't
know why it would be offensive, but like whatever, because
you know, everyone assumes that you're not putting in work.
Who gives a fright.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Because most of them are problems, Like blame everybody else,
Like if you actually putting the work in, they're like yeah,
but everybody else is using those epics, you know, blame them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
If you want to use the nation. I don't give
a ship. Do you think as long as you don't
look like you?

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
No? No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Are you still mad about the lift thing, which.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
I don't. I have no comment.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
Yeah, because everyone knows that it was created for and
and and one of the side effects is that it
might help you what should.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Be I don't have.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Yep, that's right. No, no, your your your non response
is a tacit agreement. Well you understand. It's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Hey, Look, people can believe whatever they want to believe.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
That's right. And I hope I hope that more people
get it for weight loss, and then the people who
need it for diabetes, they're put as a second tier
that would.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Pay what whatever you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Believe. That's what we can get her to. Just fucking rage.
Quit the episode.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
So what we're talking about? I'm here to talk about
the movie?

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Mm hmmm. So yeah, no, I agree. So Siss's got
on a boost A Sorry, let's cut back. So lil
Ra Howry's character is weirdly very emotional about these Jordans.
It's fucking hilarious. She's like, yeah, my my dad, and

(01:10:12):
she was like, yeah, my dad. Cornelius he used to
you know, he had them and that's where they're from.
And he's like, wait a minute, tell me about your focks.
Oh he passed away, Like oh my god, like and
he just starts crying and Ship, it was from a
boating accident.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
You fought passed away from a boating accident. I'm just
so emotional just because my father passed away from and
my grandfather and my great great grandfriend because of slavery.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
This is ridiculous again, very fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Oh Ship, Yeah, he was good. He was good in this,
like just like just because it's such a small part,
like it like it hits pretty well. And then she's like, okay,
like I'll knock it down to fifteen hundred. And then
he like immediately stop Scotty. He's like, gotcha ways yeah,
so he gets yeah he uh he got him to

(01:11:13):
knock it down by a thousand dollars. I wouldn't give
a fuck. He was crying them out, like you good.
You need a tissue with some ship twenty five out there.
Heart is cold. So they got the they got the
fifteen hundred, and they like getting ready to go and
like pay the rent and like they're gonna be good.
But they can't because Drew has a interview so that

(01:11:36):
she can become a franchise manager of Norms, I guess,
And so she's gotta she's got to get there right away.
She she doesn't have time to go back, uh to
her apartment, so she goes to the interview, and she's
like a super capable person, like like that's the that's
the one thing that's kind of true throughout this movie.

(01:11:57):
And even even with her stripper clothes on, she's got
to like a a blue blazer over it and she's
like covering it up. So she actually looks like completely
reasonable until you look at her legs and see she's
got like spandexpants on them. But you know, she makes
it work, and she goes in, she does the interview
and everything is great. She's she's interviewing with this black

(01:12:18):
woman and this white dude and everything is good. And
the black woman is kind of like, oh, yeah, I
started where you were I used to be, you know,
I used to bust tables and all this other ship
and now I'm doing what I'm doing. Like so like
she's vibing with them, like so it looks like all right,
she's going to get the job. Meanwhile, Alyssa's outside and

(01:12:39):
she's she's using her looks and to basically get this
Mexican dude to give her more fruit or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
And I only have a small one, but I want
the bigger one and cut to cut her in the
cut back there with the small one, like don't.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
I don't give a fuck about get out of here.
So the homosexual dude he texts her and he's like, hey,
where are you? And she's like because she hadn't been responding,
because you know, fuck him, and because she knows he's
with Bernice. But she texts you. She texts the picture
of her with the uh the fruit guy like ah,

(01:13:20):
we out here, like fuck you, and Bernice is like,
I know exactly where that is, and so she goes.
She rolls up and she starts fighting her and starts
like kicking the ship out of her as Drew is
walking out of the interview that she totally fucking nailed,
and as she's just getting beat up outside, she's like, Drew,

(01:13:40):
help me, help me, help me. I don't I don't
know these people. And she's like please, hell hell, like
as Bernice is just like kicking the ship out of her.

Speaker 7 (01:13:50):
So I have a question those who I didn't who
identify as Drew.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
You gonna just let whooped outside the answer I already know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Go and learn a lesson.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
This is literally your fault. This is literally all your fault.
See this, nigga?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Would I would? I would, I would try my best.
I would try my best to say, hey, thank you
for that, now.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Please go away right like, like look that way.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
And then I'd come up there. I'd come up there
because I'm I'm a very good friend. But I wouldn't
rush out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Yeah, okay, that's the real.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I wouldn't rush out. You know, I can get another job,
I can't get another friend, But I wouldn't rush out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
You need you need to damn.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Was like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Say that, nigga, these promotions.

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
I mean, I mean, but but but then but then
she gets Jack for the fifteen dollars that y'all just
literally got to let you cute it to get and.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
See this was her this was this was Drew's only
fault is she didn't take that money in there with
her on the interview. Yeah, that's the only thing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Is incredibly irresponsible, all right, Right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
That's literally the only the only thing that Drew did
wrong throughout this entire movie.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Yeah, that was that was a mistake. So as she
rushes out there to save Alyssa from getting her fucking
face stomped in by the way, she she literally Bernice
her finisher is like the fucking Yokazuna ships both women.

(01:15:44):
I mean, I volunteer his tribute. But it's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
It's called the Annihilator.

Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
Now, that's what it's called. Now. Yeah, because Naya Jackson
does it again. You know, no problem, I have no issues,
no notes. She'd be sucking her feet, be slipping from

(01:16:14):
time like you got on, Like Jackson, what is this?

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
What is this called?

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Yeah, she's.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
The Annihilator.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Yeah, and I I know exactly this is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Yeah, she's uh, she's a big gal. I ain't man
gonna be too something.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
I'm gonna look it up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Yeah, she's very angry, but uh yeah. So after they
get knocked out, the the woman who's doing the interview
was like, see, I know it, and so she's like, nah, fun,
get out of here, We're done.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
It's just the name from a Black League st show.
What's her name, Gabrielle. Yeah, she was also on the
look Age.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
I can't remember she was one, but she was in
this Apple TV show with the white guy tea crowd and.

Speaker 5 (01:17:25):
Yeah she's been she's on Alack show. Yeah she wasn't.
She wasn't Lolue Cage. She's a comedian.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
Wow, I just watched the h.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
In uh Naya Jacks. I'm sure the other videos on
tik talk and stuff. Maybe compilation video.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
I would watch that. H yeah again, yeah, be too
something to do. I get it. Funny, such a great line.
I don't even I don't necessarily even believe that, but
it is.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
A she's she's part of the part of the and
and whatever the fu.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
She's one of the someone just related to every someone
and wrestling except some.

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
Right, So we find out that Nolo is uh he's
pissed because uh Alyssa stole his Jordan's and so he like, uh, hey, yeah,
no big deal. I'm gonna kill y' all tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
Excuse me unless you have five brand Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
This is when they have this is This is the
all is Lost moment at the end of X two
where you know they're they're like, this is your fault. No,
this is but you know what, it's your fault. Too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
No it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
But okay, and and my faulways trusted you. That doesn't
king right. And King Lolo calls them and is like,
give me my Jordan's back, or give me five thousand dollars,
and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
They're like, oh ship, well we're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
And the two of them walk in separate directions but
end up in the same damn place back in the jungle,
and uh they come home to find that this stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
They're not even walking in, sir, They're not even going
different directions. They're just across the street looking at each
other like they're just walking. They just pissed at each
other's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Oh yeah, that's right, because says Scissor, turns around and
goes to cross the street, but she uses a crosswalk
in order to do it, so that that's why she
turned around and then went back and then came came back.

Speaker 5 (01:20:01):
And King Lola was a nigga from a snowfall. He's
sucking Jerome saying, and we're very good that in that show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Oh, is he the one who's like, we're the bitches.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
The bitches, that's him. That niggas funny. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
That's like the only clip of that show. I really know,
I've seen that a number of times. A bitch is it?
I mean, this is these are good questions. So they
come back to they finally get back to the apartment.
Maud is there and she's like, oh my god, what
happened guys? Like, is this like a cool thing you're doing?
It's like, no, bitch, stuff got set out the fuck.

(01:20:42):
She's like, my god, you guys got like a yard
down or what's happening? They she looks at you know,
much like every other white woman. She's like, ooh, black
people's stuff. Can I just take this and uh give
you less money than it's probably worth? Is that cool?
Is that cool? What I did? And so she's offering
to buy one of Ulyssa's paintings, and Alyssa's like, yeah, okay, sure,

(01:21:08):
like the pains are actually not bad. And I think
she's like it's like, oh, six hundred dollars or some
crazy shit like.

Speaker 5 (01:21:15):
That, about like seven thousand, just throwing money at people whatever.
Come on, Bethany like that's kind of stee three thousand, Okay,
that's fine, you gotta work you to eat down, Come
on now, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
So they they realize like, oh shit, uh, this white
girl won got money. And she's like, oh yeah, maybe
like we could try to figure something out to like
sell it to all of her friends. And she's like, yeah,
my god, you should come up for prosecco and the
pals or whatever shit. And so she's basically she's basically

(01:21:56):
offering up this idea of hey, like I have a
bunch of friends who would be willing to buy a
lot of this of these paintings. And then again, the
paintings aren't actually that bad. I could totally see people
being into them. And so they crafted this idea to
have a party in the courtyard because they basically tell
Ooch like, look, you set our shit out, but it's

(01:22:18):
not midnight, so like we do have until technically eleven
fifty nine tonight to pay the rent. And so they
set up all of their stuff in the courtyard and
then they throw like a little block party type of thing,
and she calls all of her friends and they sell
a bunch of her artwork. Meanwhile, the black woman who

(01:22:40):
was doing the interview with Drew earlier, she actually shows
up to the thing unbeknownst to anyone involved. She's like, oh,
my god, you put all this together. This is incredible.
You know, I saw what happened like earlier, and I
I'm sorry. You know, you were our best candidate. You know,
you know what turns out I was being kind of crazy.

(01:23:02):
We're gonna call you next week, like, you know, the
job is yours. That's wonderful for plot. Unfortunately that is not.
They'd be like, yeah, we saw your ghetto ass acting crazy.
All right, next candidate, I'm sure we can find a
white guy from our DEI pile of merit choices to

(01:23:22):
take the job. Lucky is at the party, of course,
and he's like, oh, you know, She's like, let me guess,
this is not what I'm supposed to be doing. And
he says, this is exactly what you're supposed to be doing,
which is like the most like prescient thing that said
in the movie. Actually like being yourself and you know,
supporting yourself in your community and shit like that. In

(01:23:42):
case people didn't get that, and he says, when I
met you, you guys were junior crackheads. That was twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
We just mentioned it was funny. That's well, live was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
As Elli Kat Williams is like, it's weird to say
this now, but it's still kind of an underrated comedian,
like he just this, like even now.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
His last couple of stand ups have been fucking awful,
but like.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
They were not real fun. No, he is, Yeah, his
last NUM sucked. Honestly, I was.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
I was really.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Hoping like three and that Live one was terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Yes, the ones before that have all been good, but yeah,
World War three was not good.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
And then whatever we turned out. My wife was so
interested in watching that Live one and we and we
turned off at twenty minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Like I just he said, was on the fucking club. Yeah,
that's a hard act.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Fact.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Yeah, a lot of stuff he said. Well, he said,
came through last year. It was fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
But you know, anyway, if I was, if I was
Shannon Trump, I'd have his ass right there on twenty
twenty five. You like, what are your thoughts this year? Like,
fucking just go for it every year, bring this thing
on as gro domus of our times. So they get

(01:25:08):
the money they I think they make like fifty six
hundred bucks or six thousand dollars or something like that.
By the way, says is wearing what can only be
described as like she could wear that all the time.
Outfit for me.

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
Good one dress, that's what that is.

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
That's that's exactly like look.

Speaker 4 (01:25:30):
At it on Family Show. Oh my god. But she
is gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
She is, Yeah, she really is both beautiful good lord.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Sorry anyway, brief, especially when she's running with that dress,
I'm like, you're.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
You got it high heels. I'm like, okay, take the
damn shoes off.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
What those are? You know what? Let me let me stop?
Those are those also have a very similar name, but
don't worry about so yeah, well you're insane anyway, Uh,
Lolo Lolo shows up and he's like, yeah, where the
is my money? He's doing like I feel like he's
doing like his best like kind of ving rings. Uh impression.

Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
That's what I thought it was.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
When that's what I thought it was, which.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Would have been, by the way, that would have been
pretty good.

Speaker 6 (01:26:24):
You did the whole fiction thing from the back and ship,
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
I I that's exactly who I thought it was. When
he was talking on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Better give me my five thousand dollars and a roast beef.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
That would have been hilarious. I like like she's like, oh,
you know, like Lolo like it's cool, like, you know,
don't worry about it. You know, your goons can chill out.
He says, bitch, I'm trying to be polite, which lie,
just correct me the funk out, like just coming from
this nigga. And she goes, oh, what are you gonna

(01:27:02):
You're gonna shoot me in front of everybody. He just
pulls out a gun. He's such a shooting in the air,
and she was like, oh, yeah, you go out, Yeah
you are okay, Like yeah, he's like what people, everybody
got the funk out of it, and so yeah, he
he proceeds to start fucking shooting them and and they
run off. Says they can barely keep her dress down

(01:27:26):
again solid d from costuming here. They chase, They chase,
They chase him down the street. They hide under a car,
and just as Lolo is about to find him under
the car, somebody comes out and uh and like yeah,
your things like police or something like they're coming after him.

(01:27:48):
The girls go or the women go back into their
apartment to find uh, Sir dix a lot uh in
there and he's got like he lit all the candles.
H that's his name, as Iry. He lit all their
candles and he's he's trying to sing to try to
get sis it back, which was fucking hilarious I found.

(01:28:11):
I know that is just to be really funny. And
and so Lolo breaks in the the apartment and he's like, yeah,
I'm about to shoot all of y'all or whatever. And
right right as he's about to the he slams the
door and a piece of the ceiling falls and hits
him in the head and knocks his ass out. He

(01:28:31):
ends up. He ends up passing out and knocking over
some candles and lights the apartment on fire. This dumb
nigga starts taking his shirt and using it to try
to like hire out and thus blowing the fire.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
Across, literally fanning the flame.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
These two goddamn stupid down to stand. Sean isn't the smartest,
and so they eventually they eventually they get stuck in
one room and they're like, I really you know, I
really love you, and the women are saying to each
other and uh, they think they're about to die, and uh,

(01:29:16):
just as ship is about to go bad, the door
breaks down and firefighters come in and save him, and
you know, it's like, oh wow, thank you like that.
That's great, and you come to find out that one
of the firefighters is maniac. Oh my god, he got
a real job, y'all. How much how much would you

(01:29:40):
like to see in Tiara? Like you know, a piece
of ship thug with nothing to do all day?

Speaker 7 (01:29:46):
This is a working well look, I mean look driving
that car. I figured that he had to have something
for himself. Hey, still something for yourself. But you know, look,
but make that.

Speaker 5 (01:30:01):
Kind of money, to be honest with you, saying.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Yeah, especially in their ranks that like, like they have volunteers.

Speaker 6 (01:30:09):
The niggas walking into the building.

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
They don't make that kind of money. Well yeah, so
I don't know where you got them mis safty from.
So he might have someone to say.

Speaker 7 (01:30:18):
I mean maybe maybe you know, maybe he got it
used or something edit or whatever, and it's probably paid.

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
He got a job, so he got credit.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Niggas been nineteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
That's right, that's right, according to According according to firefight,
the firefighting subreddit, this guy says that that they top
out pay for a firefighter paramedic is seventy five grand.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
It's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Seventy five grand overtime. You can make over one hundred
grand Look y'all, niggas run in the files. That don't
feel worth it to me, But I'm a count.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
Honestly.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
Yeah, like they got they got prisoners to help with
them California fires.

Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
They got prisoners to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
Yeah, go in there right as like a formal punishment,
you know, like yeah, oh I died and I just.

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
Sentence.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Yeah, go ahead and get to help with them fires.

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
Nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Yeah, they're using the same logic they use for a fucking.

Speaker 6 (01:31:30):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
What is the shouldn't uh d C comics? Like like
oh task Force X, Like oh yeah, square the bomb
go into a fire? Will we'll we'll reduce your sentence
about six months. How about no, oh he didn't make it,
oh nigga, Then I just did my own death penalty

(01:31:52):
for free. Fuck you?

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
This is this is not the l A l A
f D captain made eight hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Hell yeah, and the l A f D captain ain't
running in the buildings right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
The person CAPITALI is the captain with overtime pair. Yeah,
is it like them long shoreman that was like, yo,
we didn't get enough money, But then you look up
how much they was making a new your Nigga brand apiece, Like, nigga,
get the fuck out of my face, Like, you're not
making enough.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
They could, they could, They could only afford a carton
of eggs a week. This nigga said his schedule is
twenty four hours on, twenty four off, twenty hours on
twenty off. No, I mean yeah, like there's not that
many fires. It's not like, oh shit, there's like ten
fires a day. But I'm not like you only need one.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
You want to go behead its one time? No one.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
Have you ever seen a house on She is fucking terrified. Yeah,
go in there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:01):
You can feel that ship from across the street going.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
To I mean I've seen trash cans on fire. That's scary.

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
Yeah, exactly. A couple of guys, a couple of hobo
sexuals who haven't found.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
A trash randomly sometimes around the city.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Wow, you really goingres I didn't say it was that
some people problematic. What happened to the family show? Huh,
they're unhoused. They need the heat.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
Yeah, they are housed.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
I'm an ignorant nigga. What's the difference between unhoused and homeless?
I'm sorry like is.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Supposed to be.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
Look, look liberalism, Explain it to me, because I don't
get it. It's the same fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:53):
It sounds nice.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Look you are, you are in your forties. You don't
have to worry.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
About it, Okay, unless you become I'll accept that because
I don't know what the funk that means. I don't
know what it means. It's like they're homeless. It's like, nigga,
I don't have a home or a house. What's the difference.
Don't talk about different.

Speaker 1 (01:34:11):
There's a lot of people of people.

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
Don't like liberals because they be making shut up like.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Changing something for.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
Like, it seems that you are.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Without a home on house sounds like someone threw you
out of a house, but that may not actually be true.

Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
It's to be it's always not a stigmatized because apparently
if you say homeless homeless, it's a little bit more
stigmatizing than saying un housed.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
But if you make everyone say then that doesn't make
any sense.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
Again, this is the reason why, like, I consider myself
very liberal, but like, like the super liberal people are
fucking obnoxious.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Yeah that's dumb as fun at that. Yeah, you stigmatized
but you're making the other word that will become.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
You know, guys, this is this is, this is why
people don't vote, because nothing is perfect and we can't
even have words or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
So I'm just not gonna vote.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Why can't I saw the crisis.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
I'm just I'm just gonna I'm just gonna fight over
which term to use instead of voting for.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
While the world burns.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Yeah, we're all about to be in house.

Speaker 5 (01:35:34):
Yeah, well, I'm gonna keep saying homeless. I'm gonna be
an obstinate nigga because I.

Speaker 6 (01:35:41):
Don't I don't like when I have to know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Uncas sounds weird to me. Anyway, I refuse.

Speaker 5 (01:35:52):
What is what is the Spanish word for unhoused?

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
No casa x J shrug. So anyway, so they come
to find out after they get brought out by the
world's sexiest firefighter according to Tiara.

Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:36:22):
They they realized that Lolo got arrested not by the
police but by the payday whenever people because they canna
get the money regardless. So yeah, they they showed up
and straight got that dude. And it was because Alyssa
called called them when she saw Lolo's face on the

(01:36:44):
on their like debtors board of like the worst offenders.
So she called him and then it's pretty good, it's
pretty good. Yeah. I went back to check to make sure.

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
That it was the editor, you know, one point, and yeah,
his picture was up there.

Speaker 1 (01:37:04):
That's cool. So he's like, you know, maniac trying to
be the slick ist n to go love. He's like, yeah,
it's crazy. It's real unfair that, you know, I pulled
you out of this fire and you still look good.
And she's like, oh my god, all right, I get it.
Very smooth. So then to celebrate their you know, getting

(01:37:25):
money and burning up their apartment, which we'll have to
get fixed up by Uce, they decide, and I'm very bougie,
so forgive me. They decide that they're going to have
hot cheeto martinis, which they crushed up hot cheetos and
rimmed a martini glass and then just put straight vodka

(01:37:47):
in side. Note martinis aren't just straight vodka, you fucking drunks,
unless it's a bone martini.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
Him like, I don't think that's what is a martini.
But I'm I don't think that's what the hell. Yeah,
I don't drink martin. Yeah, I like, there's gotta be
some extra ship, right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Yeah, like Vermouth. Yeah again, that's that's what that is.

Speaker 6 (01:38:10):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:38:14):
Know you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
It's okay, it's okay. I'm a bougie. I understand. You
have it shack or stirred. I don't don't have it
either way.

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
You fucking what's the difference?

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
What different?

Speaker 6 (01:38:27):
How do you have it?

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
How do I have it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Ever?

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
So smart?

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
No one gives a funk about that. Nothing like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
It is the rattling sound, yes, ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
So so from there they kind of do this thing
which I always enjoy in like ridiculous movies, which is
like an update on all the characters, like what happened
to them? Keishaan the homosexual. Uh he talked his way
into uh Bethany's apartment, so that Nigga's gonna be there
for a minute.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
He's with a dog, so he's definitely not the number
one priority.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Now, yeah, not according to all the porns.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
I've said, Shooter likes all these new Chew toys and
had all his shoes all over the place in the apartment.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
And what you're gonna say, the shooter nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Nothing, Yeah, I put that dog gonna get kicked out first.

Speaker 5 (01:39:32):
It is between you and that dog. Shut the fuck up, nigga.
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
Bernice uh went on to uh, uh dare what does
it say? It was like nobody nobody dared to like
cross Bernice. But he said, but she wished a bitch
wood wish wood just hilarious. Uh, Lucky is lucky? Drew

(01:40:05):
Drew and Maniac. They're dating and Mania pick her up
from work some days. Alyssa's paintings now go for one
thousand dollars apiece. Andrew and Alyssa's combined credit score is
four forty seven. So they want to come up again.
Hatchie does martiniz there that sounds really disgusting. But I
would try too, of course you would cooking, I mean

(01:40:28):
why not? Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:40:31):
Yeah, you went.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
Back to thanks. So yeah, like she ends up with,
she gets the guy, her and her friend, her and
her friend. You know, they stay alive, they get all
their ship together. They have a low but ever increasing
credit score. Things are on the up and up, and

(01:40:54):
that's how it ends. I dug it. I hope they
don't feel the need to make a second one because
I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Like, yeah, I was gonna say that.

Speaker 7 (01:41:01):
I don't I don't need a second one, but I
will say I would love to see Kiki pom And
says it in another movie together.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
It doesn't have to be the same.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Yeah, I can see that. I can see that they
were supposed to do that with was that girlfriends or whatever? Right,
the one with like Queen Latifa was a Queen Latifa,
Jada Pinkett, Niphany Harnish and I forget who was the
other girls? Trip? Thank you? And yeah you want another

(01:41:32):
one of those?

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
Uh no, no, I just sent the terms of a message.

Speaker 5 (01:41:37):
Oh I already saw it.

Speaker 8 (01:41:39):
Oh yeah, yeah, everyone involved in this movie, everyone, everyone, everyone,
like this new crop, like like I I hope we
were about to enter another two thousands.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
Era, late nineties, early two thousands.

Speaker 2 (01:41:56):
Yeah, of just beautiful black people creating wonder for art.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
I would love it because we didn't ever to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Yeah, yeah, like it's been it's been twenty five years,
Like it's time for that to come back around.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Yeah, we're long overdue. I agree, that would be nice.
I'd love to see. I'd love to see that kind
of runaissance. Yeah, man, we're gonna just we're gonna need
some some good media from from us, it would be nice.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
So and it can't all just be because is really
killing it and she's she's still so yeah, yeah, she's still.

Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
She wasn't even front center, she wasn't from nothing like that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
But you heard her voice. You heard a voice in
the in the commercial.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
But she's doing what she's doing, what she's supposed to do, right,
like she wants putting people on and too she's producing
and producing as the money.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
I don't think that's.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Like uh like the girl Lawrence stuck that' he broke
up with? Isn't this movie?

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Who is? Wait?

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
What the in season one of them Insecure? The one.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
Where are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
But where was where was she?

Speaker 7 (01:43:14):
She was in the the first oh when when the
white girl came and she was the mother of the
kids who want to cookies stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Oh he had the best.

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
To go back to.

Speaker 6 (01:43:31):
Look at I got the movie on it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
Get it is her? Yeah that is her with the
with the head wrap one.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
About your hair. All right, any final words on this.

Speaker 5 (01:43:50):
It's very good, very just was very funny.

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
It was a fun movie and and uh support it,
you know, like this is this is this is beautiful
black people doing beautiful black ship and it is unapologetic.
And you know, after I've watched the movie, I went
and looked at some reviews, and you know, we are

(01:44:17):
the only like front facing black people that review black movies.
Apparently I don't see too many very big people like
very like not that we're very big, but like I have.
I have a a few reviewers that I go to,
and one of them is from Arkansas, right, white guy

(01:44:40):
from Arkansas, and Dan Merle, and he saw this movie.
He saw this movie, and I'm like, well, wait, he
reviewed it really exactly exactly, and I was like, oh,
I got to see what Dan has to say about this,
because that's somebody who I don't necessarily agree with of
all the time, but his opinion on respect, right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
He had a ball with it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
And he said that, you know, movies, movies are just
good movies are just good movies, right, And and yeah,
I don't get some of the references, but I still
had a good time. I can still relate to some
of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
And that's what this is.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
This is just a just a good relatable movie that
if you are like that, like, because that's what we
have to do as black people. Right, Like we make
stuff for us and we get all the like D
jokes and stuff, but we also make.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
Good quality shit.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
The Blackening is another episode example of that. Right. If
you just like slasher movies and comedies, it's a it's
a smart comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
It's a slasher and it's got references that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
Like you may not get, but like we get you
know what I mean, And it doesn't take anything away
from it. It's so yeah, I want I want this,
this new class of black art artists. I mean they

(01:46:10):
it's looking up. The future is looking up if they
keep doing stuff. Whereas you know, not the bag on
the old man. But like Tyler Perry is doing the
same fucking ship that he's been doing for forty years.

Speaker 6 (01:46:24):
Yes, yes, that's what pisses me off.

Speaker 5 (01:46:27):
Like that fucking trailier you showed me pissed me off,
like a legitimately pissed me off. Like I'm serious, Like
you're making a movie about some ship, some serious ship,
and then there's gonna be some silly ship at the
end of it. I'm like, Nigga, that's not It.

Speaker 4 (01:46:38):
Sounds like the movie is gonna be a little bit duplicitous.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
Mmm, you know, everybody, your notes. You fucking nailed it, Nail.

Speaker 2 (01:46:58):
Family Show.

Speaker 1 (01:47:03):
She said it, she said the time. All right, that
is it for us episode two seventy seven. We will
be back next week for a preview episode for episode
two seventy eight. Let her guys see yeah

Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
Yeah, yeah yeah