April 8, 2024 • 11 mins
Summary
The narrator is home alone when his cute new neighbor knocks on his door, and he finds out she’s locked out of her apartment and just broke up with her boyfriend. The narrator confesses that he thinks her boyfriend never deserved her and wants to show her what she’s missed out on.
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The narrator is home alone when his cute new neighbor knocks on his door, and he finds out she’s locked out of her apartment and just broke up with her boyfriend. The narrator confesses that he thinks her boyfriend never deserved her and wants to show her what she’s missed out on.
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(00:05):
Yeah, man, this is whyI don't drink brouh, because that tequila
had me saying ship. I toldher, asked, I missed her,
that we need to get back together, that she should come old all type
of ship broh. Yeah, Ithink she want to come over to me.
Fuck, it's knocking at my door. It's one o'clock. I'm pretty
(00:30):
sure I'm not getting ribbed. Brohold on, I'm looking at Oh,
just a cute girl that just movedin across the hall. Let me let
me see what she wanted. Ihate you back, I'll let you know
what happened. Bro, I hityou back. Hey you all right?
(00:58):
Hey, hey, hey, it'sokay, it's okay. What's going on?
You can't get into your apartment?What happened? You lost your key?
All you got into a fight withyour boyfriend and he got your key.
Well, shit, we'll come onin. Yeah, yeah, it's
fine. I ain't doing shit.Come on, So where you coming from?
(01:26):
Garcia? Yes? Right up theblock and I ain't never been there.
Wait, so did you walk homeby yourself and your boyfriend? Then
try to stop you and I ain'tsaid nothing but yeah, make yourself comfortable
and say wherever you want. Doyou need to use my phone to call
(01:51):
somebody that might got a spare keyfor you? Yeah? That makes sense.
Hell, I've been around almost ayear and still like, got a
spare key? You need anything?Can I get you in water or something?
Yeah? I got you there.Here you go? Nah? Nah,
(02:34):
you fine? I promise you youfine. I was actually out earlier
too, and decided to cover thenight pretty early on. I've just been
chilling watching TV. No, ain'tnothing happened. I just I just really
prefer being our own, luky.It's safer in the house. Can I
(02:58):
ask you what your friend got ina fight about. I've seen him around
a few times and he kind ofseemed like a dick. I'm sorry,
I mean, but you're always smilingat me and so nice, and he's
never even said hey. I don'teven know his name, but I bumped
into him a few times and hedon't speaking the elevator or nothing. I
(03:24):
don't know. It's just just seemslike you're too good for him. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa whoa?What you doing? Nah? Nah?
It's not that I mean, hell, I wanted to kiss your sisters
(03:45):
all You're moving in. But you'redrunk. I don't really get down like
that. You're not drunk. Hisheartbroken? Okay, well, unless heartbreaks
much like Tequiler, you might beboth. Look, I don't want you
(04:11):
doing something you regret. Plus,we were literally just talking about your boyfriend.
I don't think you'd like that shiteither. Oh yeah, I broke
up. I mean well that barelychanges things. You're still too fatal for
me to let you do that.Nah. Hey, don't be embarrassed.
(04:36):
If you wasn't drunk, I'd putthe shit at you. I promise you
I would. We can just chilland watch TV if you want. I
ain't kicking you out what. I'mwatching this documentary on pop culture from the
(04:57):
nineties, but I can turn tosomething else if you want. You sure,
all right, if you say so. See, I told you your
ass was drunk. Look at youover there falling asleep. No, it's
(05:19):
fine. I'm fucking with you.It is late as hell. Then you've
got a friend you can call orship. You could just grasp her if
you wanted to. Really, Nah, it's fine. Besides, where else
you're gonna go. Look, Isleep on the couch and got my bed
(05:46):
bruh, it's fine. Stop fightingme. If you want to change,
I got a big T shirt youcan wear. Yeah, all right,
well follow me to my bed room. Come on, there you go my
lucky state ut. Maybe maybe it'llmake you feel better. Help you unzip
(06:17):
your dress? Uh sure, Iguess here. Just hold your hair.
Yeah, like that. Damn yousmell that like really good. No,
(06:40):
you do not smell like desperation andpatrol like vanilla. And uh, I
guess it's just you. There yougo unzipped, damn nothing, Please don't
(07:00):
mind me. So there's an extrablocking up the fur of the bed.
If you could cold the door locksfrom the inside so you can feel safe.
And uh yeah, just let meknow if you need anything. Yes,
I'm sure you can stay in here. You are not bothering me.
Hey, I'm really sorry you hada shitty night. Try and get some
(07:24):
sleep. Good night. Hey,you can't sleep agither? Yeah, you
know, I kind of got thistheory. By nights, when we go
(07:46):
out, come here, come sit, so we all kind of live for
the weekends. You know, wego out to give ourselves a break from
our bar and as day to dayof five routines. Well on those nights
where we have all this pent upfrustration and desire for something different. If
(08:07):
something happens to cut that night short, like a decad boyfriend or my fight,
and we get back home too soon, our bodies know. It's like
they know we're still supposed to beout enjoying ourselves, so they won't let
us sleep. Stupid, I know, But should I be high? Oh
(08:30):
sorry, that's me, it's myaxe. Let me let me just silence
this. So I remember I saidthat I cut my night short. It
was truly because I ran into myex at the bar and said something I
shouldn't have. Oh no, hellno, nothing like that, the opposite.
(08:52):
Actually, I told her I missedher, which I don't, and
that I wanted her to come homewith me, which was definitely not true.
Once I saw whatever bit, Irealized what I said and took it
out back, and she got pissed. I mean, rightfully so, because
why the fuck would I play withher emotions like that, playing the liquor.
(09:16):
Or maybe I'm just a lonely fuckwho got a little bit too desperate.
Hey hey, no, I definitelywant too much, chest h.
I'm worried you were regretted in themorning. The only thing you regretted that
(09:39):
you ever dated them? All right? I hear you? Are you sure?
All right? So then let's makesure you forget about them. What
(10:07):
do you need from me tonight?What do you want from me? What
do I mean? Do you wantto sit here and make out on my
couch or do you need to siton my face and let me lit your
pussy into your come run down mycheeks. Thank you for listening to this
(10:41):
episode and if you would like tohit the rest of this episode, then
please visit Black with a Podcast dotcom and click the Patreon link or go
to patreon dot com forward slash Blackwith a Podcast and become a patron.
Thank you so much, See younext time.
Yeah, man, this is whyI don't drink brouh, because that tequila
had me saying ship. I toldher, asked, I missed her,
that we need to get back together, that she should come old all type
of ship broh. Yeah, Ithink she want to come over to me.
Fuck, it's knocking at my door. It's one o'clock. I'm pretty
(00:30):
sure I'm not getting ribbed. Brohold on, I'm looking at Oh,
just a cute girl that just movedin across the hall. Let me let
me see what she wanted. Ihate you back, I'll let you know
what happened. Bro, I hityou back. Hey you all right?
(00:58):
Hey, hey, hey, it'sokay, it's okay. What's going on?
You can't get into your apartment?What happened? You lost your key?
All you got into a fight withyour boyfriend and he got your key.
Well, shit, we'll come onin. Yeah, yeah, it's
fine. I ain't doing shit.Come on, So where you coming from?
(01:26):
Garcia? Yes? Right up theblock and I ain't never been there.
Wait, so did you walk homeby yourself and your boyfriend? Then
try to stop you and I ain'tsaid nothing but yeah, make yourself comfortable
and say wherever you want. Doyou need to use my phone to call
(01:51):
somebody that might got a spare keyfor you? Yeah? That makes sense.
Hell, I've been around almost ayear and still like, got a
spare key? You need anything?Can I get you in water or something?
Yeah? I got you there.Here you go? Nah? Nah,
(02:34):
you fine? I promise you youfine. I was actually out earlier
too, and decided to cover thenight pretty early on. I've just been
chilling watching TV. No, ain'tnothing happened. I just I just really
prefer being our own, luky.It's safer in the house. Can I
(02:58):
ask you what your friend got ina fight about. I've seen him around
a few times and he kind ofseemed like a dick. I'm sorry,
I mean, but you're always smilingat me and so nice, and he's
never even said hey. I don'teven know his name, but I bumped
into him a few times and hedon't speaking the elevator or nothing. I
(03:24):
don't know. It's just just seemslike you're too good for him. Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa whoa?What you doing? Nah? Nah?
It's not that I mean, hell, I wanted to kiss your sisters
(03:45):
all You're moving in. But you'redrunk. I don't really get down like
that. You're not drunk. Hisheartbroken? Okay, well, unless heartbreaks
much like Tequiler, you might beboth. Look, I don't want you
(04:11):
doing something you regret. Plus,we were literally just talking about your boyfriend.
I don't think you'd like that shiteither. Oh yeah, I broke
up. I mean well that barelychanges things. You're still too fatal for
me to let you do that.Nah. Hey, don't be embarrassed.
(04:36):
If you wasn't drunk, I'd putthe shit at you. I promise you
I would. We can just chilland watch TV if you want. I
ain't kicking you out what. I'mwatching this documentary on pop culture from the
(04:57):
nineties, but I can turn tosomething else if you want. You sure,
all right, if you say so. See, I told you your
ass was drunk. Look at youover there falling asleep. No, it's
(05:19):
fine. I'm fucking with you.It is late as hell. Then you've
got a friend you can call orship. You could just grasp her if
you wanted to. Really, Nah, it's fine. Besides, where else
you're gonna go. Look, Isleep on the couch and got my bed
(05:46):
bruh, it's fine. Stop fightingme. If you want to change,
I got a big T shirt youcan wear. Yeah, all right,
well follow me to my bed room. Come on, there you go my
lucky state ut. Maybe maybe it'llmake you feel better. Help you unzip
(06:17):
your dress? Uh sure, Iguess here. Just hold your hair.
Yeah, like that. Damn yousmell that like really good. No,
(06:40):
you do not smell like desperation andpatrol like vanilla. And uh, I
guess it's just you. There yougo unzipped, damn nothing, Please don't
(07:00):
mind me. So there's an extrablocking up the fur of the bed.
If you could cold the door locksfrom the inside so you can feel safe.
And uh yeah, just let meknow if you need anything. Yes,
I'm sure you can stay in here. You are not bothering me.
Hey, I'm really sorry you hada shitty night. Try and get some
(07:24):
sleep. Good night. Hey,you can't sleep agither? Yeah, you
know, I kind of got thistheory. By nights, when we go
(07:46):
out, come here, come sit, so we all kind of live for
the weekends. You know, wego out to give ourselves a break from
our bar and as day to dayof five routines. Well on those nights
where we have all this pent upfrustration and desire for something different. If
(08:07):
something happens to cut that night short, like a decad boyfriend or my fight,
and we get back home too soon, our bodies know. It's like
they know we're still supposed to beout enjoying ourselves, so they won't let
us sleep. Stupid, I know, But should I be high? Oh
(08:30):
sorry, that's me, it's myaxe. Let me let me just silence
this. So I remember I saidthat I cut my night short. It
was truly because I ran into myex at the bar and said something I
shouldn't have. Oh no, hellno, nothing like that, the opposite.
(08:52):
Actually, I told her I missedher, which I don't, and
that I wanted her to come homewith me, which was definitely not true.
Once I saw whatever bit, Irealized what I said and took it
out back, and she got pissed. I mean, rightfully so, because
why the fuck would I play withher emotions like that, playing the liquor.
(09:16):
Or maybe I'm just a lonely fuckwho got a little bit too desperate.
Hey hey, no, I definitelywant too much, chest h.
I'm worried you were regretted in themorning. The only thing you regretted that
(09:39):
you ever dated them? All right? I hear you? Are you sure?
All right? So then let's makesure you forget about them. What
(10:07):
do you need from me tonight?What do you want from me? What
do I mean? Do you wantto sit here and make out on my
couch or do you need to siton my face and let me lit your
pussy into your come run down mycheeks. Thank you for listening to this
(10:41):
episode and if you would like tohit the rest of this episode, then
please visit Black with a Podcast dotcom and click the Patreon link or go
to patreon dot com forward slash Blackwith a Podcast and become a patron.
Thank you so much, See younext time.
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