April 10, 2024 • 12 mins
Listener Summary...You've just gotten out of the shower one night when your brother's best friend shows up at your door. It turns out he's locked himself out of his car, and he needs to come in for a few minutes just to borrow your phone.
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Produced by Eric Dizzy
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(00:21):
Fucker, fucker fucking blake, beyondblace, beyond blace, beyond place beyond.
Oh hey, fuck, I amso sorry to bother you like this,
I said, I interrupted you.I can't wait out here for a
bit if you need to finish yourshower or whatever you're doing. Are you
(00:42):
sure? Well? I fucked uptonight and I could really use your help.
I was hoping I can use yourphone to call a locksmith real quick.
Thank you, thank you, thankyou, thank you, thank you
so much. Oh and it's meanta whole fucking thing. What happened?
(01:12):
Well, I have plans with somecoworkers tonight at the sushi place that's like
three blocks from here. Yeah,I know, getting the table there as
impossible, but that's exactly the problem. We were supposed to meet up at
eight, and I was running late. I got held up at work,
and then finding a parking spot wasa fucking nightmare. And then the restaurant's
policy is that your whole party hasto be ready to be seated within fifteen
(01:34):
minutes of booking, or you losethe reservations. Anyway, dinner was great.
We stayed there till closer, andthen we hung out outside for a
few minutes as people waited for theirrise and stuff. I was the last
one to leave, and when Igot to my car, I realized not
only had I locked my keys inthe car, I also managed to lock
my fucking phone inside the car.Yes, I know, that's what I
(01:57):
get for Russian. And at thispoint, all the businesses are closed and
there's nobody else around, so I'mlike shit out of luck until I remember,
Oh, hey, my best friend'ssister lives like ten minutes away from
here, and I was hoping Ican borrow your phone for a few minutes
and then I'll get at your hairand let you enjoy the rest of your
(02:19):
evening. Seriously, thank you somuch for her enter the door in your
bath robe. You're a gym.I owe you one for real, saying
you right. Okay, So Ihave the company's number on my membership card.
Hold on, hey, I wascalling to see if I getting the
(02:57):
locksmith out to my bar. Yeah, my kids, damn my phone r
inside. Yes, I have mymembership number right here. Let me know
what you're ready for. It's eighttwo eight nine one six eight three five.
(03:24):
Okay, thank you, yep,thank you, good bye. They
said they can't get nobody out forlike six hours. They're backed up tonight.
If you wouldn't mind getting me aober, I can pay you back
once up. No, my apartmentkeys are also in the fucking car far
(03:50):
I can't even get inside. Bruh. Wait, are you sure I don't
wanna impose? Yeah, crashing inyour couch would be better than standing outside.
Look, you are really saving myass tonight. Thank you so much.
(04:13):
I am forever and your dad.I don't need much. Just a
pillow and the blanket would be greatto understand. Alright, alright, be
cool, be cool. You promisedyour best friend you will never make a
(04:33):
move on his sister. You're gonnakeep that fucking oath. You have a
perfectly valid reason for inter and ofin her apartment tonight. It's one night,
one night, and you're on thecouch. Everything is fine, It's
just this one. It's just keepyour shit together, Eric. Huh Nah,
(04:57):
I was just talking to myself.Thank you so much for this.
Oh you got the nice pillow andcover. It said, okay, you
got some money and now I usedto plush pillows. But seriously, I
can't thank you enough. You're afucking life saver, and I can just
(05:19):
stay out your way for the restof the night if you have plans.
Oh, you was finna start anew show? Which one? Oh yeah,
I heard that was good. No, I ain't seen a shit,
but I want to. Yeah,I'll watch it with you if you don't
(05:39):
mind the company. Did you wantto get dressed before we start our Nah?
Nah, the rope don't bother me. Yeah, yeah, I like
the rope. It looks great onyou. Actually, it looks uh,
(06:01):
it looks comfortable. I'll say thatI was looking respectfully, of course.
Don't worry. I wouldn't dream ortry anything with you. I know you
off limits. Yeah, you offlimits? Are you kidding me? Your
(06:21):
brother would kill me if he knewI was even here right now. Oh
no, it's not like that.We all know you can take care of
yourself. He just he just reallycares about you. You know. He
don't want you to get hurt ifhe can help it. And he's worried
that it won't work, you know, because I'm a few years older than
(06:43):
you, and if things go sideway. He said that affect the whole Frank
crew. Yeah, I had talkedto him about it a few a few
years ago. Yeah, I wouldliked you for that long. I'm sorry.
(07:06):
I shouldn't have said any of this. Oh m hm m hm,
m hm, m hm m hm. We can't do that. We cannot
do this. We shouldn't do this, right, that's just I don't want
(07:33):
to make things weird for nobody.But I guess what they don't know I
want or hurt them? Ring?Are you sure you want this? Okay,
come here, we can let ourselveshave kisses right, just kiss us
(07:57):
right? No touching rain? Ohyou want more than kisses, don't you?
How about kisses right here? Imean, if we're just going to
(08:22):
do it this one time, mightas well do a rain ray think it's
wrong. Fuck? Your body isincredible. Damn your neck. I can
(08:48):
smell your shamful You smell so good. M hmm. And these titties got
Your titties are perfect, such prettyhard nuffles mm hmmm mm hmm. You
(09:09):
want me to suck your bussy's?Nah? I will kneel on the floor
lay back against the couch for me. Oh good girl, I mean,
I'm sorry that slipped out. Ohyou into it? Really? Do you
(09:41):
want to be a good girl forme. Now, okay, put your
legs over my shoulders. Oh yougot a pretty ass bussy. M damn,
(10:41):
you taste so good. Mm hmm. You taste so fucking good,
so sweet, and you look sopretty like that. Alright, you're back
for me. I have wanted youfor so long. I have wanted to
(11:09):
bury my face and it's pussy forso fucking long. Shit mm hmm,
fuck you? So what? Andthe way you squeezing my fingers and I
(11:30):
wish you to sqeeze my dick likethat? No, you want to squeeze
my dick too, Yes, Andif you would like to hit the rest
of this episode, then please visitBlack with a Podcast dot com and click
the Patreon link, or go toPatreon dot com Ford slash Black with a
(11:50):
Podcast and become a patron. Thankyou so much, See you next time.
Fucker, fucker fucking blake, beyondblace, beyond blace, beyond place beyond.
Oh hey, fuck, I amso sorry to bother you like this,
I said, I interrupted you.I can't wait out here for a
bit if you need to finish yourshower or whatever you're doing. Are you
(00:42):
sure? Well? I fucked uptonight and I could really use your help.
I was hoping I can use yourphone to call a locksmith real quick.
Thank you, thank you, thankyou, thank you, thank you
so much. Oh and it's meanta whole fucking thing. What happened?
(01:12):
Well, I have plans with somecoworkers tonight at the sushi place that's like
three blocks from here. Yeah,I know, getting the table there as
impossible, but that's exactly the problem. We were supposed to meet up at
eight, and I was running late. I got held up at work,
and then finding a parking spot wasa fucking nightmare. And then the restaurant's
policy is that your whole party hasto be ready to be seated within fifteen
(01:34):
minutes of booking, or you losethe reservations. Anyway, dinner was great.
We stayed there till closer, andthen we hung out outside for a
few minutes as people waited for theirrise and stuff. I was the last
one to leave, and when Igot to my car, I realized not
only had I locked my keys inthe car, I also managed to lock
my fucking phone inside the car.Yes, I know, that's what I
(01:57):
get for Russian. And at thispoint, all the businesses are closed and
there's nobody else around, so I'mlike shit out of luck until I remember,
Oh, hey, my best friend'ssister lives like ten minutes away from
here, and I was hoping Ican borrow your phone for a few minutes
and then I'll get at your hairand let you enjoy the rest of your
(02:19):
evening. Seriously, thank you somuch for her enter the door in your
bath robe. You're a gym.I owe you one for real, saying
you right. Okay, So Ihave the company's number on my membership card.
Hold on, hey, I wascalling to see if I getting the
(02:57):
locksmith out to my bar. Yeah, my kids, damn my phone r
inside. Yes, I have mymembership number right here. Let me know
what you're ready for. It's eighttwo eight nine one six eight three five.
(03:24):
Okay, thank you, yep,thank you, good bye. They
said they can't get nobody out forlike six hours. They're backed up tonight.
If you wouldn't mind getting me aober, I can pay you back
once up. No, my apartmentkeys are also in the fucking car far
(03:50):
I can't even get inside. Bruh. Wait, are you sure I don't
wanna impose? Yeah, crashing inyour couch would be better than standing outside.
Look, you are really saving myass tonight. Thank you so much.
(04:13):
I am forever and your dad.I don't need much. Just a
pillow and the blanket would be greatto understand. Alright, alright, be
cool, be cool. You promisedyour best friend you will never make a
(04:33):
move on his sister. You're gonnakeep that fucking oath. You have a
perfectly valid reason for inter and ofin her apartment tonight. It's one night,
one night, and you're on thecouch. Everything is fine, It's
just this one. It's just keepyour shit together, Eric. Huh Nah,
(04:57):
I was just talking to myself.Thank you so much for this.
Oh you got the nice pillow andcover. It said, okay, you
got some money and now I usedto plush pillows. But seriously, I
can't thank you enough. You're afucking life saver, and I can just
(05:19):
stay out your way for the restof the night if you have plans.
Oh, you was finna start anew show? Which one? Oh yeah,
I heard that was good. No, I ain't seen a shit,
but I want to. Yeah,I'll watch it with you if you don't
(05:39):
mind the company. Did you wantto get dressed before we start our Nah?
Nah, the rope don't bother me. Yeah, yeah, I like
the rope. It looks great onyou. Actually, it looks uh,
(06:01):
it looks comfortable. I'll say thatI was looking respectfully, of course.
Don't worry. I wouldn't dream ortry anything with you. I know you
off limits. Yeah, you offlimits? Are you kidding me? Your
(06:21):
brother would kill me if he knewI was even here right now. Oh
no, it's not like that.We all know you can take care of
yourself. He just he just reallycares about you. You know. He
don't want you to get hurt ifhe can help it. And he's worried
that it won't work, you know, because I'm a few years older than
(06:43):
you, and if things go sideway. He said that affect the whole Frank
crew. Yeah, I had talkedto him about it a few a few
years ago. Yeah, I wouldliked you for that long. I'm sorry.
(07:06):
I shouldn't have said any of this. Oh m hm m hm,
m hm, m hm m hm. We can't do that. We cannot
do this. We shouldn't do this, right, that's just I don't want
(07:33):
to make things weird for nobody.But I guess what they don't know I
want or hurt them? Ring?Are you sure you want this? Okay,
come here, we can let ourselveshave kisses right, just kiss us
(07:57):
right? No touching rain? Ohyou want more than kisses, don't you?
How about kisses right here? Imean, if we're just going to
(08:22):
do it this one time, mightas well do a rain ray think it's
wrong. Fuck? Your body isincredible. Damn your neck. I can
(08:48):
smell your shamful You smell so good. M hmm. And these titties got
Your titties are perfect, such prettyhard nuffles mm hmmm mm hmm. You
(09:09):
want me to suck your bussy's?Nah? I will kneel on the floor
lay back against the couch for me. Oh good girl, I mean,
I'm sorry that slipped out. Ohyou into it? Really? Do you
(09:41):
want to be a good girl forme. Now, okay, put your
legs over my shoulders. Oh yougot a pretty ass bussy. M damn,
(10:41):
you taste so good. Mm hmm. You taste so fucking good,
so sweet, and you look sopretty like that. Alright, you're back
for me. I have wanted youfor so long. I have wanted to
(11:09):
bury my face and it's pussy forso fucking long. Shit mm hmm,
fuck you? So what? Andthe way you squeezing my fingers and I
(11:30):
wish you to sqeeze my dick likethat? No, you want to squeeze
my dick too, Yes, Andif you would like to hit the rest
of this episode, then please visitBlack with a Podcast dot com and click
the Patreon link, or go toPatreon dot com Ford slash Black with a
(11:50):
Podcast and become a patron. Thankyou so much, See you next time.
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