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Imagine you get a new job that forces you to relocate to a new city where you don't know anyone. Amazon delivers your package to your neighbor across the street, who happens to be a 41-year-old bachelor.
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Imagine you get a new job that forces you to relocate to a new city where you don't know anyone. Amazon delivers your package to your neighbor across the street, who happens to be a 41-year-old bachelor.
written by Eric Dizzy and Liz Sims
produced by Eric Dizzy.
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/black-widow-podcast--3614545/support.
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(00:12):
Excuse me. I'm Eric. Ilive across the street. I think this
is your package. The Amazon driverprobably delivered it to my door by accident.
Oh, I had no problem.It's lovely to finally meet you,
(00:35):
though. I've been meaning to comeover and introduce myself, but I never
really know how we want to beapproached these days, so I'm not my
business. You don't bite it.That's good to know. I was going
to offer to help you bring insome of the boxes last week, but
(00:57):
again, I want you to think. I thought you couldn't handle it.
If you can't tell her overthink,I'm sorry. This place has to be
on the market for long. Iwas happy to see somebody black move in.
This neighborhood is pelled as hell?Is it just you? Oh?
(01:26):
Damn? What kudos to you forbuying your first home? Alright? Oh
you moved here for a new job. Damn. Congratulations. It takes balls
to move to a new city byyourself. I hope you give me yourself
(01:49):
credit for how braver that is.Ain't no problem you welcome, nah nah
nah nah, ain't no messrs overhere. I've been on my own for
a while. Now, do youhave any kids? I remember that's a
(02:12):
place at in the backyard. Ohmy bad, my bad, single note,
kids and a homeowner. Oh youfancy huh? Yeah, I have
a son, but he's twenty four. Yeah, I get that a lot.
(02:38):
I'll be forty one this year.I started early. I guess let
me see you about twenty eight,twenty nine. I was close. Oh
look, let's exchange numbers, youknow, neighborhood watching shit. I could
(03:00):
take down that place set for you, help you with your yard worker,
feed you. Let me see yourphone. I mean that if you need
anything done, anything at all,don't hesitate to call me. I ain't
a please see you around, babygirl. Hello? Oh hey, what's
(03:37):
going on? Is everything all right? No? No, no, no,
no, it's not a bad time. What's going on? Yeah?
Yeah, I can get your grassfor you. I was actually planning on
(03:58):
cutting mind tomorrow, so I guessI can. I guess I can wake
up a little earlier and knock yoursout. Just leave the gate unlocked.
Yeah yeah, I'll handle it foryou. Don't worry about her. Consider
it dye. No, you don'thave to repay me. It's not a
(04:19):
problem. All right. Well,I'll see you tomorrow. You're welcome.
Good night. You know I wasmarried for twelve years and my ex wife
(04:49):
never once brought me out something todrink while I was cutting the grass.
Thank you? You know I seeyou watching me right. Oh, you
(05:11):
weren't trying to hide it. It'sgood to know. It's okay. You
ain't thinking forty year old. Andlook, that's good that you Well,
there's a lot I can teach you, even though you seem to have a
handle a lot. I hear yourbaby girl, I can see you've worked
(05:38):
hard. You should be proud.Should I'm proud of you? Why do
I call your baby girl? Shit? I don't know. It just feels
right, I guess, but Ican stop if it makes you feel uncomfortable.
(06:00):
That's not my intention. Okay,good, Hey what you doing tonight?
Let me take you to this restaurant. I got reservations, but my
friend canceled on me. Consider itpayback for cutting this high ass grass?
(06:21):
Got me itching? And shit?What your meani here? Ain't done?
I like the messy bone you gotright now. Look, I'm not taking
no for an answer, But whatwhat you gonna do? Order? Door,
(06:42):
dash and fall asleep on the couchagain. I'm not judging you.
I just wanna get you out thehouse and celebrate you for making a big
move. Come on, now,don't make me bad, because I will
great be ready at eight? Whatshit? You wear something that won't take
(07:13):
long to take off. Do whatyou want with that information, and I'll
see you later. See I toldyou to feel to be good. You'll
(07:35):
learn to trust my taste. Eventually, you look beautiful, by the way.
I met to tell you that whenyou got an uber bud, I
couldn't get the words out You're welcome. I was trying to sneak looks at
(07:58):
you without you noticing. Oh younoticed? Oops, I guess we both
suck a sneaking looks down hr Whatwas I thinking about? Shit, I'd
(08:18):
rather not say. I don't wannascare you off for ruin a good night,
or worse, ruin the possibility ofdeveloping something special. Maybe I'll tell
you on the way home. Ohyou wanna know now? Alright? Well,
(08:46):
I was thinking about what it wouldbe like to put my hands on
you. Yeah, put my handson you, give you a full body
missile. You have to a highpath, I know, start a new
job in a new city while makingsure everything got moved into your new place
(09:09):
was stressful, especially all by yourself. Part of me just want to help
you relieve that stress. You know, rub the knights out your shoulders,
your back, and your feet whilerandomly kissing you all over your body.
(09:35):
That's what I was thinking, andI hope that didn't make you feel uncomfortable.
What do I expect from this?Uh? I expect it to be
the beginning of us spending some moretime together. I uh, I expect
(09:58):
to get to know everything about youand uh every part of you. So
expect you to tell me what youwant, and I'll tell you what I
can I cannot do. Then wecan go from there. If that sound
cool? All right? Yeah,sure, sure you can go. You
(10:24):
can go now something what you want? Okay. Dates, I can do
a little date night action. Ican do that. Affection, I can
do making you feel secure. Ican do help, help, that's easy.
(11:00):
I can show you new things,for sure. I'm sure that's not
it, but it's a good startat least for me. Know what you
expect helps me not fall short becauseI don't want to do that. What
(11:22):
are my expectations? Shit? Idon't want everything you want. I know
I will let you down because Iwant you to be able to depend on
me. I want to become aman you desire. I ain't here to
(11:46):
waste no time. What do youmean by why you what? You don't
think you deserve it? No,damn, we gotta change that, baby
(12:07):
girl. Oh no, no,we don't want any dessert. I got
desert at home. Are you ready? We got back to your place.
(12:35):
As soon as the door closes,you and buck on my pants. He
pulled my dick out and began suckingon it. I am caught off guard,
but I am enjoying your excitement.I can feel your throat opening as
(13:01):
you swallow deeper and deeper until yougag. It feels good as fuck.
You are literally stroking my echo.Between the warmth and the motion of your
head. My focus not to comeand shaken. I'm about to fall.
(13:28):
You pause. I could have helpedmyself. I had to kiss you.
You look so good. Suck atmy dick. We stumbled towards your bedroom
while undressing. There is a briefmoment where we gaze at each other.
(13:52):
You are so beautiful. Everything aboutyou, from the beauty mark above your
eye to the tiger straps on youreyes to those perfectly manicured toes. You
turn your eyes away from me,and I grab your face. Look at
(14:18):
me. I'm here for you.I pick you up and carry you to
the bed. I'll tell you toturn over, and you happily obey.
I kiss your pussy, slowly teasingyou, moving my tongue left, right,
(14:45):
up and down. I stick afinger in your pussy and start to
edge your eyes whole while sucking onyour clip, and you damn here lose
it. You get up and goto your closet and pull out your bondage
(15:07):
bar. But I'm not new tothis. I make you get on the
bed on all fours. I restrainyour wrist to your ankles. Your back
is entirely in the air, exposedto me. You have such a pretty
(15:31):
pussy. I stick my tongue inyour eyes and begin slowly fucking you with
my tongue while rubbing your pussy.I lot the way you taste. I
especially let away your mom I feelyour pussy tripping between your legs. I
(15:58):
need to feel the inside of anI put my hands on your lower back
and eased my ways her pussy.Fuck. Fuck, fuck your pussy is
so fucking tight. Your legs startedto shake almost instantly. With every thrust,
(16:27):
I felt your pussy opened up moreand more for me. I felt
you tightening your grip around my girl. Oh, you're trying to fuck me
back. Oh. I could feelyour pussy begin to pussey. You're coming
(16:51):
from me. Yeah, you feltso good around my deck. I felt
too good. Honestly. Your eyesare rolling in the back of your head
as your body tens up. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Come for
(17:18):
that in yeah, just like that. You cry out for God, but
ain't nobody coming to save you?Good girl, that's right, Come for
me. You come all over meand down your legs. Your legs are
(17:47):
shaking. I release you from thebondage. I start to walk to your
bathroom, but you stop me.You pull me back towards the bed.
You look me in my eyes andslowly sit on top of my dick.
(18:12):
You are so fucking beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. I moved the hair from
in front of your face. Oureyes locked, and the rise and fall
of your hips I get him closerto the edge. You are fucking me.
(18:34):
I grip your ass to take backcontrol. When I do that.
You ride me faster and my almostget louder. I wrap my hands around
your neck and pull you close tome. Kiss me. Our passion made
(18:56):
time stop right, put my cheeknext to yours and began kissing your ear
low. I'm talking you through yourorgasam. I need you to come for
me. Yeah yeah, yeah,that shit feel good. Come for me,
(19:30):
Come for me again. Come on, be a good girl and come
for daddy. Come on, baby, come on baby, come on baby,
just like that, right that?They just like that baby? Oh,
(19:53):
come for me baby. Yeah mhm, that shit felt so good.
Mm god down it was he feelso good. Come from me,
(20:18):
baby, Please be a good girlthat comes for me. Come a little
bit his deck, baby, Yeahyeah that said. I can feel it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ican feel you coming for me.
Dere god uh, dere God,good girl. Oh he look so damn
(20:42):
good when you come. You gonnalet me come and you're okay? You
shake your head. Yes, youcan feel me tense uthing as I explode
(21:02):
this side of you. You siton me when my dick is thriving this
side of you. We began kissingslowly. I push you back so I
can see your face. I movedhere from in front of your eyes.
(21:29):
You are so fucking beautiful. Ikiss you one more time before we begin
to cut off. You're crawling tomy arm so that you had a little
spoon and look down at you.Kiss you on your forehead. Thank you.
(21:55):
If you are following Black with apodcast on Instagram, do me a
favor. You listen to this episodeand if it made you feel any way,
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(22:18):
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Excuse me. I'm Eric. Ilive across the street. I think this
is your package. The Amazon driverprobably delivered it to my door by accident.
Oh, I had no problem.It's lovely to finally meet you,
(00:35):
though. I've been meaning to comeover and introduce myself, but I never
really know how we want to beapproached these days, so I'm not my
business. You don't bite it.That's good to know. I was going
to offer to help you bring insome of the boxes last week, but
(00:57):
again, I want you to think. I thought you couldn't handle it.
If you can't tell her overthink,I'm sorry. This place has to be
on the market for long. Iwas happy to see somebody black move in.
This neighborhood is pelled as hell?Is it just you? Oh?
(01:26):
Damn? What kudos to you forbuying your first home? Alright? Oh
you moved here for a new job. Damn. Congratulations. It takes balls
to move to a new city byyourself. I hope you give me yourself
(01:49):
credit for how braver that is.Ain't no problem you welcome, nah nah
nah nah, ain't no messrs overhere. I've been on my own for
a while. Now, do youhave any kids? I remember that's a
(02:12):
place at in the backyard. Ohmy bad, my bad, single note,
kids and a homeowner. Oh youfancy huh? Yeah, I have
a son, but he's twenty four. Yeah, I get that a lot.
(02:38):
I'll be forty one this year.I started early. I guess let
me see you about twenty eight,twenty nine. I was close. Oh
look, let's exchange numbers, youknow, neighborhood watching shit. I could
(03:00):
take down that place set for you, help you with your yard worker,
feed you. Let me see yourphone. I mean that if you need
anything done, anything at all,don't hesitate to call me. I ain't
a please see you around, babygirl. Hello? Oh hey, what's
(03:37):
going on? Is everything all right? No? No, no, no,
no, it's not a bad time. What's going on? Yeah?
Yeah, I can get your grassfor you. I was actually planning on
(03:58):
cutting mind tomorrow, so I guessI can. I guess I can wake
up a little earlier and knock yoursout. Just leave the gate unlocked.
Yeah yeah, I'll handle it foryou. Don't worry about her. Consider
it dye. No, you don'thave to repay me. It's not a
(04:19):
problem. All right. Well,I'll see you tomorrow. You're welcome.
Good night. You know I wasmarried for twelve years and my ex wife
(04:49):
never once brought me out something todrink while I was cutting the grass.
Thank you? You know I seeyou watching me right. Oh, you
(05:11):
weren't trying to hide it. It'sgood to know. It's okay. You
ain't thinking forty year old. Andlook, that's good that you Well,
there's a lot I can teach you, even though you seem to have a
handle a lot. I hear yourbaby girl, I can see you've worked
(05:38):
hard. You should be proud.Should I'm proud of you? Why do
I call your baby girl? Shit? I don't know. It just feels
right, I guess, but Ican stop if it makes you feel uncomfortable.
(06:00):
That's not my intention. Okay,good, Hey what you doing tonight?
Let me take you to this restaurant. I got reservations, but my
friend canceled on me. Consider itpayback for cutting this high ass grass?
(06:21):
Got me itching? And shit?What your meani here? Ain't done?
I like the messy bone you gotright now. Look, I'm not taking
no for an answer, But whatwhat you gonna do? Order? Door,
(06:42):
dash and fall asleep on the couchagain. I'm not judging you.
I just wanna get you out thehouse and celebrate you for making a big
move. Come on, now,don't make me bad, because I will
great be ready at eight? Whatshit? You wear something that won't take
(07:13):
long to take off. Do whatyou want with that information, and I'll
see you later. See I toldyou to feel to be good. You'll
(07:35):
learn to trust my taste. Eventually, you look beautiful, by the way.
I met to tell you that whenyou got an uber bud, I
couldn't get the words out You're welcome. I was trying to sneak looks at
(07:58):
you without you noticing. Oh younoticed? Oops, I guess we both
suck a sneaking looks down hr Whatwas I thinking about? Shit, I'd
(08:18):
rather not say. I don't wannascare you off for ruin a good night,
or worse, ruin the possibility ofdeveloping something special. Maybe I'll tell
you on the way home. Ohyou wanna know now? Alright? Well,
(08:46):
I was thinking about what it wouldbe like to put my hands on
you. Yeah, put my handson you, give you a full body
missile. You have to a highpath, I know, start a new
job in a new city while makingsure everything got moved into your new place
(09:09):
was stressful, especially all by yourself. Part of me just want to help
you relieve that stress. You know, rub the knights out your shoulders,
your back, and your feet whilerandomly kissing you all over your body.
(09:35):
That's what I was thinking, andI hope that didn't make you feel uncomfortable.
What do I expect from this?Uh? I expect it to be
the beginning of us spending some moretime together. I uh, I expect
(09:58):
to get to know everything about youand uh every part of you. So
expect you to tell me what youwant, and I'll tell you what I
can I cannot do. Then wecan go from there. If that sound
cool? All right? Yeah,sure, sure you can go. You
(10:24):
can go now something what you want? Okay. Dates, I can do
a little date night action. Ican do that. Affection, I can
do making you feel secure. Ican do help, help, that's easy.
(11:00):
I can show you new things,for sure. I'm sure that's not
it, but it's a good startat least for me. Know what you
expect helps me not fall short becauseI don't want to do that. What
(11:22):
are my expectations? Shit? Idon't want everything you want. I know
I will let you down because Iwant you to be able to depend on
me. I want to become aman you desire. I ain't here to
(11:46):
waste no time. What do youmean by why you what? You don't
think you deserve it? No,damn, we gotta change that, baby
(12:07):
girl. Oh no, no,we don't want any dessert. I got
desert at home. Are you ready? We got back to your place.
(12:35):
As soon as the door closes,you and buck on my pants. He
pulled my dick out and began suckingon it. I am caught off guard,
but I am enjoying your excitement.I can feel your throat opening as
(13:01):
you swallow deeper and deeper until yougag. It feels good as fuck.
You are literally stroking my echo.Between the warmth and the motion of your
head. My focus not to comeand shaken. I'm about to fall.
(13:28):
You pause. I could have helpedmyself. I had to kiss you.
You look so good. Suck atmy dick. We stumbled towards your bedroom
while undressing. There is a briefmoment where we gaze at each other.
(13:52):
You are so beautiful. Everything aboutyou, from the beauty mark above your
eye to the tiger straps on youreyes to those perfectly manicured toes. You
turn your eyes away from me,and I grab your face. Look at
(14:18):
me. I'm here for you.I pick you up and carry you to
the bed. I'll tell you toturn over, and you happily obey.
I kiss your pussy, slowly teasingyou, moving my tongue left, right,
(14:45):
up and down. I stick afinger in your pussy and start to
edge your eyes whole while sucking onyour clip, and you damn here lose
it. You get up and goto your closet and pull out your bondage
(15:07):
bar. But I'm not new tothis. I make you get on the
bed on all fours. I restrainyour wrist to your ankles. Your back
is entirely in the air, exposedto me. You have such a pretty
(15:31):
pussy. I stick my tongue inyour eyes and begin slowly fucking you with
my tongue while rubbing your pussy.I lot the way you taste. I
especially let away your mom I feelyour pussy tripping between your legs. I
(15:58):
need to feel the inside of anI put my hands on your lower back
and eased my ways her pussy.Fuck. Fuck, fuck your pussy is
so fucking tight. Your legs startedto shake almost instantly. With every thrust,
(16:27):
I felt your pussy opened up moreand more for me. I felt
you tightening your grip around my girl. Oh, you're trying to fuck me
back. Oh. I could feelyour pussy begin to pussey. You're coming
(16:51):
from me. Yeah, you feltso good around my deck. I felt
too good. Honestly. Your eyesare rolling in the back of your head
as your body tens up. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Come for
(17:18):
that in yeah, just like that. You cry out for God, but
ain't nobody coming to save you?Good girl, that's right, Come for
me. You come all over meand down your legs. Your legs are
(17:47):
shaking. I release you from thebondage. I start to walk to your
bathroom, but you stop me.You pull me back towards the bed.
You look me in my eyes andslowly sit on top of my dick.
(18:12):
You are so fucking beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. I moved the hair from
in front of your face. Oureyes locked, and the rise and fall
of your hips I get him closerto the edge. You are fucking me.
(18:34):
I grip your ass to take backcontrol. When I do that.
You ride me faster and my almostget louder. I wrap my hands around
your neck and pull you close tome. Kiss me. Our passion made
(18:56):
time stop right, put my cheeknext to yours and began kissing your ear
low. I'm talking you through yourorgasam. I need you to come for
me. Yeah yeah, yeah,that shit feel good. Come for me,
(19:30):
Come for me again. Come on, be a good girl and come
for daddy. Come on, baby, come on baby, come on baby,
just like that, right that?They just like that baby? Oh,
(19:53):
come for me baby. Yeah mhm, that shit felt so good.
Mm god down it was he feelso good. Come from me,
(20:18):
baby, Please be a good girlthat comes for me. Come a little
bit his deck, baby, Yeahyeah that said. I can feel it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ican feel you coming for me.
Dere god uh, dere God,good girl. Oh he look so damn
(20:42):
good when you come. You gonnalet me come and you're okay? You
shake your head. Yes, youcan feel me tense uthing as I explode
(21:02):
this side of you. You siton me when my dick is thriving this
side of you. We began kissingslowly. I push you back so I
can see your face. I movedhere from in front of your eyes.
(21:29):
You are so fucking beautiful. Ikiss you one more time before we begin
to cut off. You're crawling tomy arm so that you had a little
spoon and look down at you.Kiss you on your forehead. Thank you.
(21:55):
If you are following Black with apodcast on Instagram, do me a
favor. You listen to this episodeand if it made you feel any way,
then I need you to go andleave spiders or fire emojis or the
splash emoji, none of the mostrecent posts that's advertising this episode. I
just never know what y'all think ofthe episode, so that to help me
(22:18):
out. I like compliments too,
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