#141: Elon Buying MSNBC? + Pokemon Go Conspiracy + Immigrant Gangs of NY

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Cool grot Them Simulation, Growth and Simulation.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Sam trickli A. Welcome to Jennyit who presents Broken Simulations,
starring Johnny Woodard. And we are in it, bang bang
pow in it, Johnny, We're in it. We're in it
from different coasts. Look at us by coastal. Normally we're
just by, but now we're by coastal. A. Sorry, I'm

(00:35):
super gay right now. I just got done watching Dancing
with the Stars, which could not be gayer. This episode,
Dana watched uh ink Master, so I watched a little
bit of her Dancing with the Stars finale. We both
enjoyed each other stuff and they dish did the tango
with two dudes, two dudes tangoing together. Big big spoon

(00:58):
in her spoon outer spoon in it.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
You're watching Dancing with the Stars, What do you expect.
It's a show for gay people and women.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You just got accept it. It's I I don't mind it.
It's it's not bad. You know, that's his dream. It's
not bad. Just accept it for what it is, Johnny.
It's garbage, Johnny. Not everything could be Game of Thrones. Okay, No,
that's true, isn't it. Yeah? My God three body problems. Great.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, I uh, it's funny. I
still haven't finished. I gotten near the end and I
enjoyed it, and I never finished it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It just scared you, Johnny. Is that why you won't finish?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
It just didn't It just didn't hold me. I don't know,
I didn't. I like to be held gently. Just you
do gently.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You love when when your TV show makes you the
small spill.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
That's right. You remember meat Loaf and Fight Club with
those big ers. How you just like big mal curse.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Oh yeah, I like that. You do. Like you like
man with mel curse. That's why you work with me.
You're like every day you can see a man with
a milker milks.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Speaking of milkers, how are we coming along with the
fitness challenging.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You you on? I lost. I'm trying, though, dude, I
really am. I'm trying. I'm trying my hardest. It's like
really hard. I have to not eat for a month.
I just have to never eat again, and I'll lose
all the way I want.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
You don't have to do that, you know, you could
just eat a lot eat.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I have the metabolism of the dead. Okay, I have
to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
But there are things you can do to boost name three.
I mean you're are you already exercising? I think you
need like a baseline. Then you have you go in
these spurts of exercise you need like daily, some daily.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I talked to I talk to some people. I'm trying
to get in shape. They're telling me do this, this,
and then then I just go right to Chipotle and
then walk into some guys like, hey, huge fan, thank
you for everything you do. Oh you're welcome. Watch me
go eat like a pig. Now, okay, watch me just
stuff my face with GMO beef. Okay, here we go,

(03:03):
let's go.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You can get good stuff at Chipotle. If you should
do no low car, that would suit you because you
can still eat a lot because you're not big. You're
not crazy on sweets, right.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
No, no, unless they're out, unless they're round.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
It's like drinks.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't go, I don't go get it. But if
it's there, Daddy's gonna pound.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah. Uh. I think I think you could do a
lower car, but like that would be I'm.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Working on it. If I could get down twenty pounds,
if I can get to one eighty five. I will
be lethal in jiu jitsu.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I could lose like twenty five pounds still still now and.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Get what down the one thirty?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
No, No, I need I could, I need to be
about one fifty one fifty five something.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
What you gotta be for what? Johnny?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Just like to be making love feel healthy in my body?
Like I think I need to do.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
You feel sluggish? No?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
No, I just know what I should be when I'm healthy,
when I'm not carrying around because the fat that is
the most dangerous is this fat you carry around your waist,
you know.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
And I just and that's the last fat.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I call that my dick and I and I know
that fat goes when I'm about in that range, that
one fifty range one sixty with carrying some muscle, which
I'm gonna be carrying more muscle this time because I've
been doing the weight training. You want to get into
our hot top hot topics. It's midnight thirty. It's what

(04:31):
is it?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Zero dark thirty, right, honey, normally we do it early.
But you're on the West coast and you're a late
night rumbler, right, you're late night rumbler.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Oh yeah, it's not bothering me. I'm on the East coast.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
You meant to say, because your parents ever wake up
and run out of there a bedroom with a gun going.
I thought I heard something. You're like, Dad, you know
I'm in night howl.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
No, No, my mom does that in her sleep. Sometimes
she has night terrors and we'll come run and we've
talked about that, come screaming down the hall.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
You know.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I think my daughters have no terrors really, And you
just go and you're like, what is going on? And
they're like, oh, just back to sleep. That's funny. Yeah,
right back to sleep, Right back to sleep.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
What do you so do this? See? It seems like
this thing about Elon buying MSNBC turned from a joke
that Donald Trump Junior did to something that could happen.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, I mean, like the number is kind of crazy, right,
It's not like obviously us normal people couldn't buy it,
but we're talking about masters of mankind. Supposedly it's only
a couple billion dollars to buy a couple billions. But
the question is, like, is MSNBC the MySpace of news
right now? Like, yeah, you could buy is a word thing?

(05:42):
Think because the minute you buy it the minute Elon
buys it, none of the people who watched it, it's
gonna watch it again. So you have to build.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
You have to think of it like real estate, right,
like you're buying a piece of property on a premium block.
But is it a premium but listen, listen, listen. But
the business that's there right now is garbage, and all
their clientele have to go. You have to build something better.
But you have that cable slot that will get all

(06:12):
the old people to tune in.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
If you put something quality there, people will come to that.
You just have to clear off all the Rachel maddows
and the dipshits that run that.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Twenty five million dollars to do Rachel Medle does one
day a week, Like what now she does one day
a week? Right, didn't she didn't? They get her rid
of her for that. Asian chick really does most of it,
but for some reason, because she's a Rhodes scholar, or
she's like lesbian illuminati, which is probably very powerful. Everybody

(06:45):
thinks the game mafia is powerful, but you know it's
really powerful. Lesbian illuminati as I call it scissor sisters sorcery.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Okay, that's a good band.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Scissor Sisters, Welcome the Scissor Sister sort Sorcery.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I'm pretty sure they did that on em I mean
on Disney Plus already Scissor Sister. Didn't they just have
that on Disney Plus that new uh which show?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I feel like, well, I did a show with Roseanne
Barr and she was just calling it lesbian Witches. I'm like,
it's Scissor Sister Sorcery, and everyone's like, we can't clap
for that, but that was very well done.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
You're right, it is once a week. The change took
effect May twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
She getting twenty five mil a year.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Listen to this, allowing her to focus on other projects,
you know, those big projects of hers that we've all
been seeing, the Rachel Maddow projects that we all love.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I mean, dude, she just has to be some somehow,
like just so juiced it, and she has to be
like top shelf Scissor Sister Sorcerer, Like she has to
be like to Beyonce of News, where everybody's afraid of
her because they'll come up dead. That's the only reason
you would pay Rachel Modos twenty five million dollars a

(07:58):
year to do one show. Think about that. Think about that.
We give Joel embiid shit because he plays only two
or three games a week. She does one one hour
show week for twenty five mil.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
And you're telling me there's a gender pay gap. Get
out of here.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
And you tell me there's a gender pay gap, Get
out of here with that. Dude? Is she making seven
thousand dollars on the dollar?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
So it's Alex Wagner is hosting the rest of the week.
She's lovely to me. I think she's beautiful. She is
completely wrong about almost everything.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Dude. They pay to get it wrong. It's not about
facts anymore. And that's why nobody will watch them. And
like they're like, give Alex Jones, Like, dude, listen, I've
said this a thousand times. People don't realize this. The
conspiracy news is a thousand times more exciting than regular news. Okay,

(08:57):
if you could give me one show where I just
just do conspiracy news on MSNBC one time a week,
I would crush it. I'm not gonna do it, but
let's say in fantasy land, I would crush it.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
If they came to you with twenty five mil for
one day a week. You wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes, yes, twenty five mil. That is the price the
greatest hour of conspiracy news you will ever hear in
your life.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Ever you want, you want, You got to go in
there and be like, I want mad out money.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, and the twelve million of that twenty five million
will go to lawyers. Try to keep all the chicks
I didn't pull out on from trying to fucking throw
me under the bus, Johnny, koreas having South Korea's having problems.
You see this South Korea. Isn't it having kids? Nobody's
having kids? Why doesn't anyone want bang Asian chicks? I

(09:53):
wish we were live, we could ask people why isn't
anyone banging the Asians?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's funny because apparently the dating apps in America are
just overwhelmed by Asian women.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yes, they want professional dick downs. Yeah, South Korea, black
dicks are the white chicks. White dicks are the Asian chicks. Okay,
we're exotic, inter racial that pisses their dads off.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
You believe that that's funny.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Well, you date Ron Dai.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Come on, what is RANDI?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Round eyes? White people? I thought you said rond okay
just drying sideways, pussy dude like a champ.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
And may be no, no, no, than yun suit we
just got our channel uh back on the level. It
seems like, let's let's ruin that a week or a
week even passes and may. South Korean President Yun suk yol.
That's a hell of a name. Yun suk yol announced

(10:59):
plans to establish a government ministry that would address the
growing national emergency, the notoriously low number of births. Yeah,
they're having a real problem there. For twenty twenty two,
statistics Korea, really creative name there reported a rate of
point seven eight or seventy eight babies for every one
hundred women. This figure dropped to point seven two and

(11:20):
twenty three, and then point six eight and twenty twenty four.
So every one hundred women are having less than one child,
sixty eight kids. Basically, Yeah, one hundred women would have
sixty eight children out of that, and so that means
that the you know, some of them were having multiples obviously,
so it's probably something like only half of the women
there are having children, maybe less.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
We have to send Kamardi over there. You remember the
Cornerback that had one thousand kids and just have them
fuck sauce, just sauce everybody. And they asked, the name
is Asian kids. There's dong, there's long, there's long, there's long.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
We gotta let Nick Cannon host one of those crazy
jap or those crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Into Asia and just gone an ass tapping tour.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Did you see the Squid Game two is getting ready
to come back in December?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh yeah, we excited or what are we excited? Or what?
Jos trailer just came out today.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
It looked okay, Actually it's about he's going back in
to try to destroy the game.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Apparently. Okay, of course that's it. I mean like why not,
why not?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I mean last time, why not go in and risk
your life again instead of Mark Norman.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Mark Norman had the funniest joke about that because he
was like, you know, because that was right after that
show came out, right after Asian Hate, okay, and you
know they were just like he was like, we're just
getting told there's so much Asian up there and we
must be kind of Asians. Then the show comes out
and they're just wrecking Asians like it will, celebrating good

(12:56):
like dude, well how he st to feel? Right now?

Speaker 3 (13:01):
You know, the whole Asian I feel like that Asian
hate thing is that was really only a big deal
with Asians, Like nobody else even was talking.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Johnny, We've talked about it. Asians want so bad to
get on that oppression tip. It just gets their little
their little sushi nipples hard just thinking about just being oppressed,
okay because they are more white than white people. Okay,
they're more white than white people, and they just can't

(13:30):
come to grips with it. They're like, oh me so
oppressed too, right, And it's like, no, you're not. You're not.
Everyone does it, like, dude, Jews do that too. Jews
are like, do you hear about that chick who was like,
oh my, she's like war like a Palestinian scarf and
she's just throwing up pile Hitler's. And now they found

(13:52):
out she owns like a Kosher deli and she was
a Jewish And you're like, do you guys just watch
so hard on this hate ship that you make ship up? Dude?
Like they're like, dude, uh. My favorite part with Asian
hate was like, well, why why white oppression or what
white supremacy is causing Asian hate. And then they run

(14:15):
the video and it's just black guys cracking Asian grandma's.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
I don't know what you're talking about. What does that mean?
You are you talking about the punching people on the
street thing.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's where the Asian hate was coming back.
That was that was all black people. Yeah yeah, but
they were blamed out all the all the Asian celebrities
were blaming on white nationalism, white supremacy.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I mean that didn't work. Uh, by the way, can
we just I just want to say a very very
fond farewell to Ellen Degenerous and Porscha de Rossi. They
have left the country because Trump was elected. Uh, they
have moved to England. They're in the Cottswalds in the
south of England. I just want to say, uh, we
will miss you, Ellen. Uh, We're gonna miss Never Never.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Fun lives in the Dark Hotel.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
It has nothing to do with videos coming out and
tweets he put out kissing Sean combs her when he
she brings out all those special needs kids and they're like, oh,
we got the wrong day, Look who's there.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
He did it?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
And he comes out like like like we're about to
go like like a fat person and all you can
eat buffet, just super excited, smiling about all everything he's
about to get his groove on with. I mean, have
you seen that video? Yes? I have. I'm trying to
find it right here. It's so creepy. You don't think
that has anything to do with it. I don't let

(15:50):
the door, Like, dude, can I help you pack?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Seriously, though, I will say, can I just say props
to her? Because you hear that all the time I'm
leaving the country. Nobody ever actually does it, so some credits, dude.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Dude, she did? She did? Sorry, keep cutting?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
This is it right?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah? With the Jeffrey Epstein style background.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
By the way, absolute okay, what's he doing in the car?
I didn't see this far.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Look what's up?

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Y'all?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Is Diddy? Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
He must be on the set and.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
They're just yeah, he's trying to act like oh man.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, yeah, he's got a perfect video signal, you know,
but they're pretending he's on his cell phone.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Zoo. I can't be there with y'all today.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I'm stuck in Miami.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
But by the way, do any children give a rip
about P Diddy? You know, like, what what twelve year
olds are like? Oh he's P Diddy.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I promised that together one day soon.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Peace kid. Like half of them look like they they've
been giving six months, look at that much longer.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
But I have a gift for you. So we're gonna
take a break and we come back. I'm gonna give
you a little something.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
We'll be back now.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
You know that the Diddy is going to see this
at some point, So do you want to talk to him?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Do you want to tell him something? Thank you for
posting the video and sharing it. And we're all bad
boys for life.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
That's that's so natural. Wait hold on.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
They worked in a promotion for his movie Sick the
Sick Children bit these are have.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Terminal Just one thing cancer kids want as their time
is short is to be a bad boy for life
to promote this stiffid movie. By the way, my heart
goes out to whoever's kids these are. My heart goes
out to you. That isn't easy. This is more about
us not liking P Diddy than us make in front
of your Children's not making for your kids at all. Yeah,

(17:49):
these are at all?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
What is the day what is the day today? I
completely you know, and.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Thursday that's not a day.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Eight that's a day.

Speaker 8 (18:01):
I had the dates wrong all this time.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Diddy come on out, he's wow.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
He's actually there. Oh my god, it's Diddy. Look at yeah,
I'm look at this. Oh yeah, you and you oh
so weird? D oh yeah. Oh and I'm like, you're
a little too thick. Get out out of here, all right,
a little one. Give me a little one. Okay, you

(18:29):
your parent, get out of here. Give me a little one.

Speaker 9 (18:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Those kids have no idea who that is? I have
no idea.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
It's like, oh, why don't you come out here, Jeffrey Dahmer,
the weird?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Did you come out here? Jimmy Sample? Come on out,
Jimmy Sample.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Most kids only recognize P Diddy from his penis to
be fair.

Speaker 10 (18:56):
Oh ship one kid's got one arm ellen can't god.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Horrible? Yeah, y'all.

Speaker 10 (19:07):
Yeah, No, I'm jeff Nepstet and black Face come on?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Wait? Wait, hey, Sam, what day is it? What day
is it? Is it?

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Thursday?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
No? No, Johnny Guy asked me what date it is? They?
What day does this? It's Thursday?

Speaker 5 (19:21):
Is it?

Speaker 11 (19:22):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Harvey Weinstein's here. Oh my god, how come on, come
on out, Harvey and hunt these little children? Vagina did,
come on?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Now, that's sick, dude, that's so sick. You know she knew,
she knew everything, dude.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Of course she's a colossal fucking seaword. I would say here,
but we just got renewed on YouTube. They're showing us love.
But you know, I'll see you next Tuesday. Right, Johnny,
what kind of bow water are you drinking right now?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
It's not about it's propel. Uh, it's uh because I've
been a a little low on electrolytes.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I feel like, oh, Johnny, you getting that electrolyte action.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
That's right, that's right, son, But it's.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Got electrolotes in it. Are you are you breeding this?
Are you feeding the crops with your gatorade water? That's right?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, we don't have We don't do a lot of uh,
I mean, uh, you know, fruits and vegs, that kind
of planting. We don't do a lot of planting.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
It's edge as in Vagina. You know a little calf
born today, are you? Oh, Johnny, did you name it?
Did you name it? What's its name? T ball? Do
you name it? T ball? Don't.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
We don't name them around here, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
No, you don't name your food. No, No, okay, that
seems that's super dark.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
To be honest. The ones that get names are the
ones that if we have to bottle raise them, like
the Mother dies or something like that, and when we
bottle raise it, it'll that'll be a pet that we
won't get rid of. Pray to God it's female, because
we'll keep those. But uh, yeah, yeah, the ones that
that are, especially the males that are born, Yeah, we don't.
We don't bother naming them. They end up at the market. Unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Johnny, who's the guy from Family Matters. What's the name
of the league guy?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Stefan Orkell? You mean, no, Steve Herkle.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Steve No, who is the dad from Family Matters?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Oh, Winslow something like that.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Winslow. Carl's Winslow right, something like that? Yeah, Oh my god,
so so Carl Winslow. Who P did he? Carl Bottiguard
said he came in on P did he just wrecking him? Right?
Just wrecking him? That was his name.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
His character's name, reginaldvel Johnson is the actor.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, but it's like it's Carl Winslow, right, Yeah, that
was the character. Yeah, but what is it?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
What is the actor's name, reginaldvel Johnson.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's his actor name.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
That's what it says right here, Carlton carl Otis Winslow.
The character was played by actor Reginald Vell Johnson.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, he something said that somebody walked in p did
he just going unholy on him? Right?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
You believe that though? That sounds just like I totally
believe thinking about like the most heartfelt version of themost
heartfelt memory of Johnny.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's who the darkness wants to consume, the heartfelt people.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
But you know, like every millennial has like a soft
place in their heart for Carl Winslow.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
And if you're like yeah, p D Yeah, but don't
you feel like Carl would reckon that he's a little
bit short off? What's it? What's the saying? A little fruity?
See he's a little fruity Johnny?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I mean maybe I don't know. Isn't he a little
old for Diddy?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Did he don't care? Do you think did he cares?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
He just hitting holes dog, He's just hitting seventy two.
Carl Winslow is seventy two.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Bro. Yeah, so when this happened, this could have been like,
what twenty years ago fifty two?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
P didd he brushing it five, So that means he's
seventeen years older than he did old is P Diddy
fifty fifty five?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Carl Wentz No, I mean twenty years ago, thirty five,
hidden forty five? Whatever it is?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Oh forty seven, Yeah, okay, that's crushing it.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
And so the reason I bring it up is because
he was on Dancing with the Stars this year, and
you know, they dropped him. Stuff came out. Yeah, and
it was so funny because this is the same thing
I think they do with Taylor Swift in her concerts.
They dance around her. She doesn't do a lot and
they just move. So he you know, they brought they
bring back everybody for the finale who was on the

(23:35):
season dway how everybody, all the guys just you know,
they're into it.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
You talk about Dancing with the Stars a lot. It's interesting.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Wait, Johnny, when was the last time I talked about
Dancing with the Star?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I mean, on this episode you're talking about a lot.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Well, because it brings it. It brings We just talked
p Diddy. I'm telling this funny story because he was
on the finale, this guy Carl Winslow or whatever his
name is, Johnson, give the man some respect, Reginald Bell Johnson,
and they danced around him. All he did was this.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
He made it to the final episode.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
No, he he got eliminated early and they bring everybody back.
But it's so funny because he did nothing. He just
and expect what do you expect? And he got wrecked
by P Diddy. Okay, he's probably me too, sorry, let
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what Johnny.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Or Reginald vel Johnson.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
He so fucogdition this day reading Good News Sun edition
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Speaker 3 (24:49):
Why wouldn't even I can't believe you watch it.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
They don't watch any faster with me today. So I
watched her. He didn't move ano literally didn't move.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Look I'll tell you something now. I have seen Ronnie
Millsap perform. I don't know if you know who that is.
He's a blind country music singer who's like old as
the Hills, and he moved around on stage more than
that guy who's dancing. Ronnie Millsap is not a dancer.
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(25:42):
he moved around on stage more than that because he
counts his steps apparently. I saw an interview with him.
He counts the stage steps so he knows where to go.
That guy on stage. And I'm not even joking, like
I was always impressed that he moves around a little
bit way more than Yeah. Yeah, he got it like
right away though, right obviously.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah he had to. I'm sure. Right when the p
Diddy stories dropped, it're like, okay, wrap it up. We
appreciate you, we loved you on family matters. You get
out of here.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I mean, also, what are you doing there? You can't
even move, dude.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah you can't. That's why you got stretched, Johnny. If
you don't stretch, this is what happens.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh okay, Rigamortis sets it miss universe under fire for lipsk.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Johnny, don't say it. Just put up the picture and
let me make the announcement. Okay, let me make the announcement.
Show her picture, show we're back. Biologicals are back in Okay,
biologicals are back in bag bag Powell.

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There she is.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Look at that. Look at that, Johnny, symmetrical face. And
now she's taken a lot of hate because word is
she drops the N word. And guess what daddy got hard? Okay,
daddy got rock hard. They say the perfect woman doesn't exist.
I say, nope. God hit it right there. God, God

(27:01):
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Speaker 3 (27:03):
Pronounce it name?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Can you? I want you to pronounce this name right? Okay,
let me see it. Fine fleish, fine file flee sneak.

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Speaker 3 (29:42):
I think that would be like ker Yere maybe Kyle
Vig is what I would say.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Go down just a little bit, go down, just sleep.
I'll look at her, dude, she starts cotton candy.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Dude, you always just take it one step too far
where it's like gross.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Dude, sunshine comes out there, beat.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Why would you think about this beautiful woman and think
Look at that dude.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Look who she beat? Dude. Nigeria can get it too,
Mexico can get it too. Mexico looks like she's got
a package there. But that's I was about to say,
like a little looks like she's got a package. She is.
Mexico's got a little treat for you. Look at Mexico.
Either that or that Bush is just fire bros. Like

(30:24):
it is a tradition. We go full bush in Mexico.
What do you think, Johnny, I'm curious.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Let's just see.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Uh does miss Mexico By the way, dude, can we
can you call up Xavier Guerrero right now so I
could yell at him?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I don't have my phone. Uh yeah, Okay, she is tran.
That is a trans Yes, what Ernanda Beltron Figueroa of
sin Well, we.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Clocked that, Johnny, because we're trans hunters, right, Johnny, we're
trany hunters.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Wait all right, maybe not though, hold on, wait, hold on, no,
I'm sorry. We might be an apology might be out
to this young lady. Actually, no, no apology. I'm sorry. No,
I'm sorry for or not. There's nothing to apologize for.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
We're not apologizing for nothing. Because we have a sixth sense.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
No, no, that's like a compliment though, saying someone's.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
In this day and age, you better, you better know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Okay, you remember that guy we watched who does those
interviews where he's like, so, how long was it since
you transitioned?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
That's my favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
No, I'm not Yeah, yeah, no, need to apologize for that. Yeah,
I mean I can. You want me to call exee?
Is that what you just said?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, coll Xavior Guerrero right now, you're gonna answer, who cares?
I want to leave him a very angry message.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah, but he's not gonna be here. You're in my headphones.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Okay, well just tell me it's fire. You should.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
You should call him.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
You call him, Hey, Xavier, you're fired?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
What's he fired for?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
What do you do? Dude? He was supposed to come
and film my set the comedy Start, which I would
have paid for. Okay, I go, hey, you coming didn't
hit me back? You coming didn't hit me back? Get
right for the beat button. I'm like, faggot, Wait, no,
you can't do it that I had it.

Speaker 13 (32:10):
You could have just give me a Okay, I'm passionate.
One more time time, I was like, faggot okay, and
he does hit me up. So the next day I'm like,
two days later, I still haven't heard from him. Two
days later, I'm like, hey, dude, uh, let's go, what's

(32:33):
going on?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Can you what happened?

Speaker 10 (32:37):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Oh dog?

Speaker 6 (32:38):
I was.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
I went to the L A f C game and
I forgot and I just was, I just forgot. I'm like, well, yeah,
I'm gonna have to lay into that motherfucker because it's like, hey,
you could hit me back and tell me you're not coming.
Bitch tits, bitch tits fucking bumny bitch.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Still sharing the screen. Sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
By the way, just so you know, I have zero problems.
We're helping Trump's borders are find Xavier Guero. Okay, just
so you know, zero problems.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
She was supposed to have lip synced some kind of
racist thing Miss Universe.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Oh that's it.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
So she's singing songs.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
What's like, dude, let's see what I see if I
can find.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
You're the hop on chick who got kicked out. They
she got expelled from all like New York University whatever,
the big New York University is. Yeah, like n YU
because her gay black friend filmed her singing a song
with the M word and send it to the school

(33:44):
and got her kicked out. Ah what yeah? I mean, like, dude,
this is my whole thing I got. Did I did
we talk about this where I got pulled over by
some people at the comedy store? Dare you say this
no pull over about the M word?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Do we want to talk about this?

Speaker 11 (34:02):
Though?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
You mentioned that some people had said something to you
like a long time ago when you were doing that bit,
But I don't know. It doesn't sound anything.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
So so the last comedy Chaos, h Dana comes. Dana
comes up to me. She's like, I just gotta let
you know that this comedian why I am not going
to say their name, uh unfollowed you on social media
because she says you're saying nandwork too much in your tweets.
I go, I don't care. So then we're going and

(34:31):
this person comes up to me. They're like, listen, I
think Dana must have told you. I just need you
to know that you're better than that. That's not you.
You're a nice person. I go find a tweet where
I called the black person mwork. It doesn't exist. I
don't do it. Okay. I have the right to call
myself the m work. I have the right to say
the word if it's in context. Okay. And that's the
problem with people I love who are a pinch of retarded. Okay,

(34:56):
they take everything too literal.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
They just do literal and I'm sorry, like now waiting,
But they didn't never, they never actually said anything to you.
They told her and then.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
No, they they told her, and then they came up
to me after and then I told them, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Can you say can you just say who this is?

Speaker 2 (35:16):
No, because it's not important. I love them, they're my friend.
I just oh no, no, no, no, no no. But
it just goes to show you how dumb, how dumb
comedians are, like they they like, there's nothing worse than
a comedian who wants to self censor. Now again, if

(35:36):
you're you know, calling for violence against other people or
violence against people's families, that's a different thing. I will
show up to your house and beat the fuck out
of you. Okay, But hypothetically hypothetic, okay. But the point is,
it's like, why would you ever want to put rules

(35:57):
on yourself? Why would you want to put rules on comedy.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Look, let's check this out. This is this is what
the offending video apparently, Nigga.

Speaker 14 (36:06):
I'm spiked Downigga, I'm spike out.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
There's not a rapper out there that would not give
this chicken right, a rapper up out there that's like
no perfection is not allowed to say the M word.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
You You really you think she's like like the best?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Huh, Johnny? That face is straight up the most symmetrical
thing I've ever.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Seen in my life, looking though, like she's got those
fake lips her chinnus doesn't.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
She's not fake, Johnny. Some people are just born like that.
Looks like some box Saga ship right there, like God
given White Walkers, Okay, like from the heavens came down
descended on us, and these low vibrational demons are trying
to take out this, this gorgeous angel from heaven and

(36:55):
I won't have it, Johnny. Did you see at Did
you see that Drake is suing Kendrick Lamar because he's
saying that Kendrick Lamar's record label and Spotify inflated the

(37:15):
numbers to make it seem more like his uh what's
it called? Not one of us what's it called? Can
I be whiter old man more? Right?

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Now?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Not one of us, not like us, not like us.
Wasn't as big ast hit as he's trying to make
it out to do. You know, whenever you're in a
you're in some kind of beef and you threaten lawsuits,
you lose. You're you're the loser. You've lost. Right, It's
like when you're getting into your mom's competition or or

(37:48):
a rose battle and you get physical. You lost. Yeah,
you can't get physical. Well, you've got to just talk shit?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
What's that saying about? Like, it's like, oh, is it
the first person to call the other person or compare
the other person to Hitler?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Like loses an argument? You know? Yeah, Yeah, the minute
you come out with Hitler, you lose. Lawsuits, physical Hitler,
you lose. That's it. You've lost the battle.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Godwin's law. It's called Godwin's law. It's Godwin's law. As
an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison
to Nazis or Hitler, which is one and then it's
you know, it's basically it's caput.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard in
my life. I just want you to know that that's
someone statistically has run the numbers and you're like, within
twenty tweets, something's gonna be Hitler.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
It's totally true too. It's I mean, can you look
that up.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Johnny, What what do you mean? I just Drake is suing.
Oh I did? I had it here? I have it
right here.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah, let's see it. I'll just read it to you.

Speaker 15 (38:53):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Drake has launched legal action against Universal Music, accusing the
label of artificially boosting streams of Kendrick Omar's disk track
against him Not Like Us. In papers filed in New York,
Drake's company, Frozen Moments LLC accused Universal and the streaming
giants Spotify, Oh, Spotify's and They're Interesting, of engaging in
an illegal scheme involving bots, Payola, and other methods to

(39:19):
promote Lamar's song. Universal Music did not rely on chance,
that's a quote Drake lawyer. Drake's lawyers alleged it instead
launched a campaign to manipulate and saturate the streaming services
and airwaves. A spokesperson for Universal called the claims offensive
and untrue, adding that fans choose the music they want

(39:40):
to hear. I do wonder is it because it's not
like that U two album that Apple just decided to
put on everybody's phone. It's not like they can just
beaman to your Spotify and make you by.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Either your I mean, like, dude, here's the whole thing. Okay.
So there used to be this Indian comic out there
that used to pretend he would like websites that sound
like Russell Peter right, so that when people put it in,
they go to his he and they would like like
to hire him, and they'll be like and he'd be like,

(40:09):
oh yeah, he'll come, and then Russell'll be like, Russell
can't make it. But this comic who's just like him,
we'd love to show up, right brilliant. That is so smart.
It is. He got a lot of shit on the internet,
but he became famous off what's d you know, I
forget what was his name? Look it up. There's been
articles right now. But he also would inflate his number

(40:30):
on social media, and you know it's like Lady Gaga
got bud you know, Lady Gaga lost her YouTube channel
from faking her numbers. Really yeah, she gotten deep shit.
So so I wouldn't doubt that that happens. But the
traction that song got cannot be astroturfed, right, Like you

(40:55):
can't have even if it's bots going, oh dude, you
got you. You'll the streets will talk. You'll know on
the streets. Yeah, of course social and it's really happening,
or it's just some fake ass bullshit like Trump versus
Kamala Harris. You do one person was really doing it
and the other person full shit. And I put this
tweet out, but it's the truth. Do you know how

(41:17):
you spend a billion dollars? You know how you go
twenty million over a billion dollars? Johnny? When you spend
all this money the phil arenas, when you're paying people
to come to your arena and you're basically paying a
grateful dead tour to follow you around from arena to arena.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Since you brought her up, she released a statement through
the line, which.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Is to tell her budget has been just cut to nothing. Right,
She's like, no, she's got no makeup, She's got nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
This reminds me of the like the last Hitler broadcast
from the bunker, you know what I mean? Like, you know,
probably the last meeting with Hitler or something.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I just love that she's like, I'm thinking about running
in twenty twenty eight, and there's some people like I
hope she does.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
This is just a little excerpt from it where somebody
tried to put a community note on this, where they
were like, the effects of alcohol and drugs are dangerous
for anyone, and you should not tweet while drinking.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Bridge Presley at a funny line about it. She goes,
this is like after I do a gager of coke
and I'm trying to give like an inspirational speech to
my friends, I just have to.

Speaker 15 (42:29):
Remind you, don't you ever let anybody take your power
from you. You have the same power that you did
before November fifth, and you have the same purpose that
you did, and you have the same ability to engage

(42:49):
and inspire. So don't ever let anybody or any circumstance
take your power from you.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
You know.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
The hilarious the punchline to this would be someone should
do this as a sketch. They should turn the camera
around and she's talking to the mirror.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
You know, just yeah, that's you, Sara Night Live. If
they were at all good, that's what they would do
if they were really if they really wanted to get things.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Back, just looking at herself in the mirror, like, you
can do it, girl. You just keep believing in yourself
and you will rise again in twenty twenty?

Speaker 4 (43:22):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
What's the next time?

Speaker 15 (43:23):
What was that? What was that?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Why? By god, you're good enough? Something?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Smiley, Stuart Smaller, Yeah, that was out Franklin. Yeah, because
remember you're good enough and dog on it.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
People like you, dog go on it, people like you
back when, like Michael Jordan was on there.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Well let me see, Okay, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough,
and dog on it.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
People like me.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
They really do, remember, he would be that's just stinking thinking.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
That's just thinking thinking. It's just crazy to me. Everything nuts.
What else is going on, Johnny? What else is going on?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I mean, oh yeah, we shouldn't talk about that.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
What do you think about last thing? Johnny? Back on
Kamal Harris? Do you hear that? And I don't know
if it's real. You don't know what's real on the internet.
But but Rogan say he's going to try to do
protect our parks at mar Largo?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yes? Let me just say one thing, this is one
must say, and I can't. I'm not gonna tell any
of these guys who's phil Arena's. I'm not gonna tell
them anything, because who am I to tell them anything.
I had a dead Friday in Tulsa. Okay, I have
no right to tell anyone how to do anything. Okay,

(44:46):
but I will tell you this. I would be very
very cautious putting all your eggs in any politician's basket.
I be if if it was me, and I'm not
there because I'm me and I don't know how to
keep the training on tracks like they are. But if

(45:08):
there's one thing I could tell you, I would. I'm
fifty two years old. I've never had one president not
let me die, not one not totally go against what
they promised us, do nothing that they promised. Now again,
I go into this administration with hope. I want him

(45:30):
to do the things they promised us. Do I expect it?

Speaker 6 (45:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Do I hope for it? Yes? So I would if
I could advise anybody on anything. And who am I
don't put all your eggs into anybody's basket because that
is exactly what the other side did. MSNBCCNN all of

(45:58):
these woke con ten creators. They put all their eggs
into the democratic basket, and it cost them dearly because
because the content creator may have like good intentions, but
they're rallying behind somebody as a sellout corporate scumback. So

(46:20):
I would say, if I could give anybody advice, and
no one's listening to me, don't put all your eggs
into any one basket. Be cautious like you've been most
of your life. And you know, somebody sent me a
funny ass video of Louis J. Gomez going off on

(46:41):
conspiracy theorists and telling them they should unlive themselves. I
find that hilarious. I think it's great. I love Louise Jas.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
What was the context of that.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
The context was they were discussing conspiracy theorists with a comic.
I don't, I can't. I don't know the name of
the other comic. I'm sure he's funny. That's not from
me to say, uh, but it was funny. Mark the
Booker sent it to me, and I laughed because I
think it's funny because I know that Lucy Jay Gomez
is a nihilist.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, he one of those guys who will say whatever
he thinks. The funniest thing is in a moment, even
if he doesn't believe it, you know what I mean,
he's he'll just say that.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
But I think he believes most of it is that
he's a nihilist. He's not. He doesn't believe in anything
you don't.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
He doesn't believe in any conspiracies.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Really, I don't think so, which is fine. Weird that
that actually makes him, which makes him like most people,
by the way, even though we've made huge strides most people.
But the reason I say that is because I think
there's a lot of people who play the game really
smart that are nihilists. Tim Dillon, I think he's in

(47:52):
a political nihilist. Nick Mullen, I think he's from a
gundown's now on the Adam Friedman Show. I think he's
a polical nihilist. And that's why they're able to stay
relevant because they never tend to hook their wagon to
anyone side. They're open minded to a lot of it,

(48:16):
but they don't hook their wagon to it. And I
just want to say to everyone who I love, don't
hook your wagon to anybody, because our history, the data
shows us they're not. You're gonna have to end up
walking shit back, and I just think it's I just

(48:39):
think it's not good business to get all behind any
one side, to think one side acts more honorably than
the other side.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
That to even say, don't get behind any side, not
just one side or other side, no sides like I
don't think. I think artists would be above that or
below it or aside but not involved.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Really, there is a lot of people out there that
doesn't that don't like politics and comedy. I know, I'm
pol I do too, and I think it's just a spectrum.
There is a spectrum of comedy. Find what you like,
enjoy that, and just know other people are gonna do
other stuff. I'm fine with it, you know, I'm fine

(49:24):
with it. It Just watch yourself from putting your eggs
in a basket, you know. I saw Dave Smith, who
I love, did a bid a uh Twitter space asking
if he kind of sold him sold out by backing Trump,
and I don't know. I didn't listen to it because

(49:47):
I don't listen to other people's podcasts, and not that
they don't love them. I just like to act without
having to worry is this like what someone else is doing.
I don't watch anybody's shit, no matter how much they
tell y'all, I don't watch anybody shit. Okay, I'll watch
a couple of moments here and there, but I don't
watch anybody's stuff. But but again, uh, maybe he did

(50:12):
put his eggs in Trump's basket when maybe he should
he should know. But that doesn't mean he's not good.
But if Trump doesn't do what you want him to do,
now you got to answer to that, which is exactly
why all these the young turks, uh, all of these
all these super duper progressive content creators are scrambling right

(50:36):
now because they convince everybody that theirs I was right
and they were wrong. I'm just saying, you can be great.
And again, like I tell everybody, I'm hoping Trump doesn't
turn out to be what his cabin is looking like.
I hope he doesn't do it. He no longer will

(50:57):
have the ability going. I'm trying in the deca me
right like he had the first administration, because he got
in and the news is where they were, you know
they were they were still powerful at that moment, and
they just made everybody hate him. Well they're dead now
now he has everything he wants, and I understand, it

(51:18):
is really hard to micro manage an administration, so you
have to pick who you trust, right Like Johnny, if
I was president, I would trust you with picking the
right people. But there's not I wouldn't trust Xavier Guerrero
who didn't show up Saturday night to the comedy store

(51:38):
and didn't even fucking text me, like I won't fire
him tomorrow, you know.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Just like like I was at a soccer game, Like
that's an excuse for not having your phone out.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
You know. He was just saying, I can't make it, dude,
I fucked up. Yeah, So that's my whole thing. I
love all those guys. This is this is a speech
of encouragement.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
I was at one of those two day soccer games,
you know, one of those dog.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I was like at a soccer game. I looked on
and go, no, I can't make it. And then I
just didn't text you back cuz no, I was hit
on the fucking soccer pussy dog, Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
What do you have been doing?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
You brought up Sank from the Young Turks.

Speaker 8 (52:24):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
He is on this kind of like tour now of
social media and like podcasts and stuff where he's battling democrats.
You know, by the way, can we Piers Morgan for
a second has owned this moment. He's got this show
that's apparently like on TV in Australia, but it's mostly
just on YouTube here in North America and it's killing.

(52:45):
I see the clips all the time on social media everywhere.
And what he does is it's like he's got like
an arena and he just puts in people who hate
each other and just like go at it, baby. Yeah,
he'll just come in political political cherry it is, and
he's own it, dude. So here's this funny moment of
it's like hold on.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
It's like Pablo Francisco's bit about Jerry Springer brings out
a KKK guy. Uh so, what's going on you? I
like Blacks, I'm like juice out like Asians and I'm
like days, okay, So here here we have some guests
come out. We got a black? Aren't you an Asian?
And okay, Like that's what this show is.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Dude, It absolutely is. And I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
I kind of like it.

Speaker 11 (53:30):
Don't blame the voters. I think, look, we can get
into this discussion. But one I think you're blaming the voters.
I think that's a terrible idea.

Speaker 12 (53:37):
Uh.

Speaker 11 (53:37):
And look, I debated Professor Linckman before I told him
his theories about the keys were absurd.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
I was right, he was wrong.

Speaker 11 (53:45):
I said he'd lose his keys.

Speaker 15 (53:48):
Wrong.

Speaker 16 (53:49):
And that's a cheap shot. And I won't stand for
who wanted should not be. I read your own.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
It's so hard to take anybody with a hair piece
like that serious. Like, dude, nobody taking you serious. You
have a mop on your head, and you're telling us
to take you serious. Change It is a piece of garbage.
He's a piece of garbage. An Akisparian she's garbage too,
But at least she's trying to redeem herself. She's finally

(54:23):
talking about what the young Turks did. The Armenians like
you were on that show forever, like you just like
just found that out anymore. No, she left. I didn't
know that because she do you hear? Because she got
mugged and almost sexually assaulted, and she flipped the Republican
or at least she abandoned the Democrats in California.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
I had no idea. Oh, that's fascinating. Well, and it
seems like Sink is trying to move to the middle.
Of course he is, because there's no money right now
in the progressive left. Nothing there his hair, hair piece,
It's like, if you're gonna have a hair piece at
like seventy or whatever, it's gotta be reasonable for a
seventy year old man. You can't look like Noel Gallagher.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah. I mean, dude, how many times you've been at
the gym and some old ass, seventy five year old
we're in spand ax with a lifting belt on, walks
around with that hair.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
It's like William Shatner's ninety three. He stills the same
hair you had.

Speaker 16 (55:21):
Nobody's nobody's followers comment. So they all trashed you, every
one of them, and supported me. Riot with you personal hair.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Come find out again. Make whatever point you want, don't
make it.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
So there's this schism, I guess you could say in
the Democratic Party right now between the people who thought
they should have had a more populist campaign and then
the people who thought that they should continue to indulge
the radicals of the party. Yeah, Sink seems to be
one of the people who favorite populism, and that's what
a lot of these debates have been about if you
want some context, he.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Went on, He went on, all these debate chosen got
his his his tiny kicked it. Like like eventually you
start to wake up going, I'm losing every one of
these debates. And like I maybe in the debate, I
think I won, but when they cut it up on
the internet, people are laughing at me because they're an idiot.

(56:15):
They know I'm an idiot. And now all sudden there's like,
eventually it's gonna get through your thick skull that you
backed of just of a trojan horse that was just
gonna bring in more barbarians. And this is the problem
with the Republican Party did something that the left is

(56:36):
incapable of, at least up until now, which was to
go the radicals of the right, the far right, like
the super anti gay Christians or religious freaks. At some
point the Republican dude, we we're not that, Like you
can believe that, but we're not gonna run on that.

(56:58):
We're gonna we're gonna run centralist, and you know, and
it worked for them, and like you know what, a
big part of that was the Tea Party. The Tea
Party came in was like, we're done with this, We're
done with all the spending, even though they're still spending. Like,
I really have this belief, Johnny, that we did a
really big job of like just annihilating the Marxist of Democrats. Yes,

(57:25):
you're gonna have uh, you know, Elizabeth Warren get in
and and Bernie Sanders get in. You know you're gonna
have those people get in because there are super blue counties.
But we did a really great job of like kind
of pushing back on the extremist.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Now.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I think I hope we do that with the Republicans.
I hope that we go that it gets so bad
with the Zionis warhawks that people are like, nope, nope,
no more, We're not into it, and.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
We need a third It's so it's never been more
obvious we need a third party, and the third party should.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Be You need three things, Johnny, You need three things.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Number one, you need term limits, okay. Number two, you
need to get rid of lobbying, which is gonna be
the These two are gonna be the hardest, okay. And
number three, we need a no confidence vote. We can't
allow these guys just to get in and have four
years to do whatever they want. It's we gotta start

(58:32):
allowing us to go. No, you promised something, Get the
fuck out. Let's sign a petition. Time to go.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Hard to do in our system, it's hard.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
It is because it's been completely controlled by Babylonian bakers.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Well just I mean it would just take amendments, you know,
which would require I mean they require such a such
a groundswell of support that I don't know if we
could Huh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
It's worse before it gets better. That's why I say.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I just feel this is just funny.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
I'll you don't know, attacked me so deluded. I've always
been a professional.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
To finish.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
How many books have you published?

Speaker 16 (59:11):
No, because you're personally attacking me again, Say whatever you want,
but I'm not ok. You got it wrongly and stupidly wrong.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
So okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Can I just finish stupid.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Emotion?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I don't need you to call me stupid.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Why is he tweets name? I think always have rouge?
Why is he always got pink cheeks? Like it looks
like he has makeup on?

Speaker 12 (59:41):
Like?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Are you a lush? What is going on? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:45):
I think he does wear my couping. You know I
said this on Twitter because people keep talking about him.
To me, he has no influence, like I think I
said on Twitter, he has the influence of a substitute
teacher on graduation day. You know what I'm saying, Like
the last day of school. Nobody he this guy. Nobody listens.
I don't do you know any nobody listens to Twinks.
Nobody listens to Twinks, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
And second of all, it reminds me of when rick
Ingram first got picked up at the comedy Store. He
went up on stage. He was doing stand up and
I forget what it was. It was kind of just
after either nine to eleven or something like that. I
don't remember what it is, but I remember he's doing
stand up and someone yells to him, why do we

(01:00:26):
get what you think? You're just a kid man, We're adults,
and you know, rick Ingram crushes. He's a crusher. But
that gets into it, like I don't want to hear
political talk from children. I don't want to hear you know.
It's like why the Democrats like we have to get
their voting age down to sixteen, and these stupid progressives.

(01:00:48):
Some people who I loved. You know, were like, I
think they voting age should be sixteen. I'm like, why
they They're not legally adults, why are they voting. I
actually think voting should be moved up to like thirty
years old, right, Yeah, I mean, like, dude, I mean,

(01:01:09):
live some life, normally, live some life. It's like crazy
and I'm battling people with this tariff shit. But I
want to get into that's a different show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, the tariffs thing is complicated.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
What do you so sink?

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
And then he tweeted this. When I became a Democrat,
it was more it was the more tolerant party. Republicans
were run by religious nut jobs. This is what you
were just talking about in corporate robots. Now the Democrats are,
in a lot of ways the less tolerant party. The
least tolerant part is actually the establishment wing of the
party that says anyone opposing their anointed leaders is committing heresy.

(01:01:41):
If you try to give constructive criticism of the party
to improve it, they drive you from the party while
screaming he's not a real Democrat. They hate populists. They
have become the corporate robots. I couldn't stand they hate
their base. They insult our intelligence by pretending that the
donors are not in charge. They think we should be
controlled and learn how to follow orders, and they have

(01:02:03):
no idea how elitists they sound. Predictably, their unironic reaction
to this post will be heretic. Now it seems like
he's trying to buy some good will.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Right, yeah, well, because he's right. You know, when you're
ran by a woman who's eighty butter tits are forty, guy,
it's not good. And by the way, I got so
much shit on the internet for this. I forget the
kid's name he came on. He's the young kid who
came on Tim Folheat. We talked about pop culture in

(01:02:37):
in uh, just all the demonic shit, and I'll get
in some demonic shit, but I go, you know, there's
so many of these people that just are afraid to talk,
and they have to co sign on stupid shit, you know,
and they have to be like, yeah, five year old
shit be able to get like a sex change. The
amount of shit I got for that tweet, which later

(01:02:58):
on Joe Rogan up in his own way that people
in Hollywood are afraid to say anything because they don't
want to piss it off because people don't realize how
hard it is to get a job in Hollywood. You
have to have so many green lights, so many green lights.
If you don't get all green lights, you never work.

(01:03:19):
You get one dumb twenty year old chick straight out
of college that's mad that you don't think trans kids
should get sexy. You don't get the gig, so you
gotta say stupid shit. I said that. Joe Rogan said
it was like, yeah, and now think saying it. So
what's the point of that? What am I saying? Listen

(01:03:40):
to Sam Triple now for what everyone's gonna be talking
about in six months. I am the greatest dude my camera.
They don won't let me like. She acts like she
could tell me what tats I can get I'm going
to get. In another time and place, he'd be called prophet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
I'm telling you, Oh, you heard the comment about not
a prophet, it's a prophet.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I saw see, yeah, Johnny, I saw that. Okay, Sam
reads the comments, folks, I do read the comments. I
do read the comments. Johnny, I am farting? What else? Johnny? Well, I,
I did you see that?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
Jayleno apparently as the late.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Oh real quick, can we do Oh sorry, dude, do
your promo? Do your promo? Oh yeah, real quick. Go
to Samforley dot com. Check out my date's gonna be
in Uh. I'm gonna be in Tampa next weekend. Actually, dude,
I'm very excited. On December fifth in Florida, I'm going
to do the podcast Ninjas Are Butterflies, which I'm very
excited about doing. Yeah, I'm gonna do. I'm because I'm

(01:04:43):
doing Tampa on the sixth. I'm gonna fly out early
on the fifth. I'm gonna go do Ninjas Are Butterflies. Uh.
And then December sixth, I'm at Tampa with my good
friend Brady Matthews. Then I'm gonna be in Cancun, Batavia, Columbus, Ohio, Pottstown, Morristown,
and then Phoenix, Arizona and more dates. Be a comic.
Final thing is Chaos Twins. We're putting together the next issue.

(01:05:08):
Sign up at chaoswins dot com. Go to Chaos twins
dot com. We're putting together the sizzlereels so you guys
can see it. And uh, yeah, man, we're working on it.
And this is my baby. I showed my daughters it.
They were so impressed for about ten seconds and then
they moved on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Dude, that's my nephew. Man, Like it takes it takes
a lot to hold his attention.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
Well, I mean they're like super young and they're running
around and like they don't read comic books right now,
so they don't understand how cool it is that they're
like kind of the the basis for this comic book.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Do you think kids read comic books today?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Like? Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Yeah, I've never seen a kid in the comic There's
a comic book shop down the street from us where
we record in La. I've never seen a child in there.
It's always guys my age who look like me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yeah, Johnny, just cruising for k sex right, No, No,
I do I do that at the other comic book
shop on respect. Johnny, Thank you so happy you came
out in the show. The ratings are going to be huge.
The ratings are going to be huge. Johnny Woodard comes out,
just pinch my finger. Shit, I'm sorry, Johnny. This video of.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Tucker Carlson so a couple of weeks old, but talking
about how he got kind of like assaulted by a
demon while he was asleep starting people.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
To have you seen this? No, but I I Tucker
is interesting. Yeah, you see that. You see the clip
I put up, I did him saying I was right. Yeah,
I didn't articulate the point. It's so funny. In my head,
I thought articulated it way better. I thought you did
a great job.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
I wish wish you had included the first part explain
what you were talking about, because it seems you just
launched into it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Yeah. I mean, it's gotta be a minute thirty dude.
It can't go over that or else it gets cut off,
like I had to take down this old click the
other person they should have had you and then the part.
But the Jimmy Dore thing is funny, dude, it's a
funny ass clip.

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Do you think the presence of evil kickstarting people to
wonder about the goods? What happened to me, that's what
happened to you. Oh yeah, I had a direct experience
with it in the milieu of journalism or just no
in my.

Speaker 17 (01:07:17):
Bed at night and I got attacked while I was
asleep with my wife and four dogs in the bed
and mauled.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Physically mauled in a spiritual attack by a demon.

Speaker 17 (01:07:29):
Yeah, by a demon or by something unseen that left
right claw marks on my sides on my so it
left physical mark.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Oh they're still there. Yeah, yeah a half ago. Was
your wife terrified? I know you were. I wasn't. I
was totally confused.

Speaker 17 (01:07:45):
I woke up and I couldn't breathe, and I thought
I was going to suffocate, and I walked around outside
and then I walked in and my wife and dogs
had not woken up, and they're very light sleepers. And
then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage
and on my shoulder, and I was just in my
boxer shorts, and I went and flipped on the light
in the bathroom and I had four claw marks on

(01:08:05):
either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
They're bleeding. Wait, they were bleeding. They're bleeding. Yeah, Oh,
no actual cl marks.

Speaker 17 (01:08:16):
And I sleep on my side, so I wasn't clogging myself.
I don't have long nails and they didn't fit my
hands anyway. But yeah, that happened, So I don't. I'm
not from a world where things like that happened. I
never heard of anything like that happening before I had
no idea what that was. I knew it was spiritual
immediately you did.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Okay, that was gonna be my question.

Speaker 17 (01:08:34):
Yeah, well I don't understand to this day, I'm not
gonna put it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
You didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
You didn't try to refute the spiritual part in your
own mind. It went you went right into the earth.
It didn't make any sense, and it doesn't now.

Speaker 17 (01:08:46):
So. But I'm not from a what do they call
it faith tradition that talks about things like that or
even acknowledges their existence like anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
That Uh, it's kind of wild, right, yeah, it is wild.

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
It's interesting because when I post that video, of course
everyone's calling him a CIA plant, and I'm not saying
he's not, but it's like, you gotta go, what is
he not talking about? Like that's my whole thing, Like
what is he not talking about that you think he
should be talking about? Because he seems to talk about

(01:09:19):
everything Israel, Zionism, spirituality, spiritual war, Like I like, what
is he not talking about? And I'm open mind to
it all Again, I never put my eggs in anybody's basket,
you know. I I'm open minded to all of it.
We gotta leave some room for redemption, right, We have

(01:09:41):
to leave room for redemption, and we just have to
take it day by day. Like it's just like if
you shut people out, it's just like where, what are
you doing? What kind of world you're living in? It's
okay to be blackpilled, but you have to be open
minded to that. Not everybody's in on you know, they

(01:10:02):
don't wanted. They just light up Rogan all the time,
and I go, dude, that guy's the same guy behind
closed doors, same dude, same dub. Everyone gives me shit,
But I'm is he not talking?

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
He's another one of these guys. What does he not
talk about?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (01:10:17):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Sure, there's some things like he's afraid to touch on
them because he's such a huge platform. But I mean,
you can watch the evolution of that show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Yeah, but dude, it's very Rogan and people don't understand
it's at the center of that thing is a dude.
Like a dude, a dude who gets stomach eggs, farts,
fucking you know, watches fucking chicks, do jiggly tit comedy
on the internet. Like he's incredibly focused, but he's also

(01:10:47):
in a lot of ways, Uh, Uh, just a regular dude.
You know, he likes regular dude shit. And he doesn't
get all the data that let's say you and I
get because of our show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
So it's like, what do you mean by what is
that last part? I mean he doesn't get all the data.
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Like you and I get the good ship on Tim
Paul haf we get the good info by people do
deep researching that most people couldn't even understand if they
came on, if they sat down, they would be shocked
to their core. But we heard every day because we're
blessed like that.

Speaker 9 (01:11:22):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Also, he's also got different he's got a different format.
We don't do these four hour epics, and he's got
a different he's got different interest than you do. So
you couldn't expect it like he You would never have
on a guy to go through pictures of uh, you know,
like an archaeological dig for four hours. We've had that
guy on. He's been on our show. Yeah, but I mean,

(01:11:43):
come on, you wouldn't. You wouldn't have that. Again, they
compare like the seedlings and stuff, right, But.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
Like he's not going to get into cabal magic.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
That's what I'm saying it's a different.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
That's not what Rogan is going to get into because
he he he, It's just like it hasn't gotten tom yet.
But the point is is that Rogan is a normal dude,
and you know, yes he has Eddie Bravo and Alex
Shones in his ear, but he's also just a regular

(01:12:16):
Joe literally, and he's he slowly comes about man, and
people give me shit. They're all like, oh, you're rhyme Joe,
Rogan's jock. I'm just old school dude. I just I just,
I just am loyal to people who showed me kindness
when they didn't have to. I'm loyal to people that

(01:12:37):
helped me when I was a dead broke and gave
me work and did my shows which allowed me to
pay my bills. So that's who I am. And I'll
always be like this this new thing where it's cool
to throw people under the bus, I'm not that guy.
I'm never gonna be that guy. I really don't even
like criticizing comedians. I don't like it because everybody's doing

(01:13:01):
it right now. You know, I don't know what Anthony
jessel Nick's doing right now. I don't understand this play.
I just don't get it, because he's done Rogan a
ton of times. I just don't get it well. And
it makes me sad because he would fit in so
well at the Mothership, he would fit in so well

(01:13:22):
on Legion of Skanks, and he's just picking the war
with the wrong people.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I don't think he's got the heart for that. I
think he wants to be I think he wants the
career of a comedian. You know, well, he wants the
success that was the success of the early nineties and
the late eighties.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
He's he wants it. He is an industry darling. He
needs the industry and that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
He likes it that way.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yeah, it's that's his bread and butter, and that's okay.
I just don't understand why you're going Why you're going
after people that were very kind You now your hatred
of the Legion of Skanks or you're disagreement. That makes
no sense to me. I love you, Anthony Jesslink. I've
known you since you were open Micro. I think you're great, okay,

(01:14:06):
But Tim Dillon fucking kurb stopped you, and you had
a chance to fight back, and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
You didn't What was that about? I don't know about
that either.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
So so you know, Anthony Jesslnik goes after the Legion Skanks,
and then Tim Dillon, who loves the Legion of Skanks
because he they basically gave him a start, he goes,
he gets out the guns and just annihilates Anthony Jesselnik.
Anthony Jesslnik responds to it in the literally the worst
kind of way I've ever seen anyone who's supposed to

(01:14:37):
be like the Prince of Darkness respond to something, and
it made him look bad because that's Anthony Jesslinnick. Isn't
that god?

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Social media or podcast? Where do they talk to each other?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
So Tim Dillon goes off on Anthony Jesslink about having
to talk to him in the green room and he
can't stand it. Oh hey, how's the weather or whatever
it is. He makes a funny joke about small talk
with Anthony jessel Then Anthony Jesselnick responds to it in
a way that I'm just like, that's the most pussy

(01:15:10):
shit I've ever heard in my life. And you're supposed
to be this badass guy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
This fucking this is a while ago, right, I thought
we talked about this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Yeah, yeah, But the reason I bring that up is
because Anthony Jesselnick is still going after the right, what
he considers to be the right, and like this hatred
that him and like and again Mark Maron, I love,
but this like this like hatred of like these guys
who were all maybe Joe Rogan and Mark Maron ever

(01:15:39):
got long. I don't know, you know, it just seems
like Mark's mor madic Joe Rogan for no reason. And
it's like the whole thing is this. It's like Mark
is like, well, I don't think the guy on Fear
Factor should be deciding what's comedy. I go, well, you know,
the guy who's got the gold makes the rules.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
I also like to say happy trails to lebron James.
He's another one who's off Twitter. Now he's leaving Twitter,
he says. And with that, y'all, I'll holler at y'all
getting off social media for the time being. Y'all take
care piece in a little crown.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Could the Bronnie James experiment go any worse?

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
I mean, he just the top comment, the top comment
you brought up, Bronnie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Look at this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
This is the top comment on his tweet, give this
to Bronnie before you go, and it's the instructions on
how to make a free throw.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
It's just done. He just what they did, likes on that.
What they did is they just got it so that
he could play with his son, and now his son
basically doesn't even want to play anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
It's meaningless too. It's meaningless because it's not he.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Sent to the G League and he's like, yeah, I'm good.
Now he's like, oh, they're not gonna He's not gonna
play away games now, he's not playing home games either.
It's just a giant waste of pick. Some kid didn't
get to hear his name called because Bronni James pointless.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Do you think he'll still be in professional basketball in
two years?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Nope? Yeah, I don't think he goes next year. I
think he's that out. He's over it. They did what
they wanted to do. They got to play together. Cross
that off now, Lebron. I think next year's is last year.
And if I was the Lakers right now, I would
trade him to Golden State and get draft picks.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
You think anybody be willing to give up draft picks
for Lebron?

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
If I if I'm Golden State, I would do it
right now. I mean, and this is what I would do.
I would trade Lebron James of Golden State, and I
would trade Anthony Davis to Oka see and get draft
picks and be like fuck it, let's go, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
So like yeah, have you okay? So they're doing promo
for this movie Wicked, and they've sent out uh Cynthia
Rivo and Ariana Grande who and they are just they're
the least I wrote online I said, I've seen Ai
generated Hntie that is more relatable than these two women. Uh,
it is the least relatable. I just don't get what

(01:18:15):
kind of I don't know anybody like this. I don't
want to know anybody Like here's here's one of these interviews.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Yes, the way that's going on here, Like this chick
is so lost, like the black chick, she just so lost.
She can't she's she she has no anchor to reality.
She's just drifty. And Grande's like, yes, queen, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
That's all she can do. Remember this is the one
that we talked about a couple of weeks ago. Who
lost it over that fan made poster that made it
look like more like the Broadway poster and they come.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
I'm gonna tell you something, and this is gonna give
me in big trouble. Black people fame fucks them up.
It just fucks them up. No, I mean, show me
a black comic who's blown up that didn't go fucking nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Mm, Cedric the Entertainer, maybe Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey nuts
nuts one hund nuts about George Wallace.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
I mean, like George Wallace was like he never was
like like huge, Yeah, I got you, you know, and
Setra entertainers like big. But he's not like Kevin Hart big,
Martin Martin's just kidding, Marin Lawrence Williams. I used to say,
Kevin Hart was like the guy that was like, holy shit, dude,

(01:19:49):
that was That's the only guy to make it. Fucker
Chris Tucker crazy. Yeah, they're all great. It's it's just
I don't know what it is. But when you get
to that souper for fame, Richard pryor Fox, your head up, Doc,
you just box your head up. And I've had conversations
with people black time. Why do black comes go crazy

(01:20:12):
when they get super famous? Why and they go you know,
it's because like they can't go to the old hood
and they can't they're hanging on white people and they
can't go hang on the hood because they'll get fucked up.
And I'm like, okay, okay, apparently my black comedian voice
is Mexican, but that's what it is. You know, a
cat Williams crazy, Remember when he's fighting tenth graders and

(01:20:35):
getting his ass beat. Hello, dear, Hello, dear Sam. Well
as you can. Okay, you can't go back there saving me. Okay,
thank you for saying we thought this was racist. That
is co hosts. Yeah, yeah, so it's crazy. So let's
hear this, chick. I'm telling you, bro, they go crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
It's so strange.

Speaker 18 (01:20:59):
And I feel and I have feeling and I can
share them. And if you need to cry right now,
you cry. And And someone said to me once that
the green was the thing that I would love the
most about that I want to stay green, but actually.

Speaker 9 (01:21:22):
Being green.

Speaker 18 (01:21:23):
Yes, I loved playing this character, but every time I
took the makeup of I loved.

Speaker 9 (01:21:28):
Who I was even more so I've come away like
feeling really beautiful. You are, Yeah, holy, you know I
mean this film Grande characters great.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
I do not. I think she's terrible. She's super tale.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
By the way, you can tell us her first time
doing it because she recorded the audio in stereo. Nobody,
nobody who knows anything about audio products and recording stereo
like this.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
This is why people hate actors.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
That's not the only clip. By the way, Before you
do that, let me just play the other clip, which
is just as bizarre.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
I've seen it. I've seen the other but I've seen
it the Queer News, the Queer News.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Yes, the people at home haven't seen it, Samuel, like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
That scene this week, people are.

Speaker 17 (01:22:21):
Taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space
with that and feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Power in that.

Speaker 18 (01:22:27):
I didn't know that that was happening.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Yeah, that's I should say. This is an interview without magazine.
If you're not aware, that's the hemomo.

Speaker 9 (01:22:39):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I think so. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
I think she's like queer as what she would say.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
I mean, dude, how are you finger blasting with those fingernails?

Speaker 15 (01:22:46):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Are you finger blasting? Who are you? Who's digito? Who's JJ?
Are you clawing up with those fucking fingernails?

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
Her girlfriend's pussy was like Tucker carlsonside, I attacked.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
Your girlfriend's like I woke up. I know it was
a demon attack because my vagina claws marks on it.
And she's over there in the car licking her fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
But she was the demon they got. I don't, uh,
I don't. Yeah, she is queer. Yeah, that's what she
calls us.

Speaker 18 (01:23:19):
Pretty powerful.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
That's why I want.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Watched this click Ariana ground I starts stroking her fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
I've seen it on a couple of posts.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
I don't know how widespread, but you know, I am
so she saw two posts on but she's like you,
basically she sees one post not.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
But my favorite, my favorite thing is she has to
basically what's the word, qualify herself by announcing that she
is queer news like that, is there any kind of
other journalist?

Speaker 19 (01:23:50):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
It's like, hey, I've seen a couple of posts, but
I'm queer news, you know. You know it's like remember
that old like Phil Hartman, like I Caveman, ice fan
Ice Caveman, a cave man attorney. But what do I know?
I'm a caveman who was unfrozen.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
What do I know?

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
Can you? Oh? No, we get digged my starting life.
But that is it due So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
How wide spread, but you know I am in queer media,
so that's my yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Ye, it's just so is so unrelatable. This press tour
can't be doing anything for this now. And have you
heard so some people just like Broadway plays, they like
musicals and they go to the you people love these
gay people are there singing along.

Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
I have no problems. Oh that's the word. You go
to a movie. I have no problems with it. You
shut up in a movie, du gay it up. If
you gang up. They have shows for that. They're called
sing along shows. You don't sing along show. Wicked is
for the gay days, okay, Wicked is for the gates.

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
There was a thing where they were all recording the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
If you're gonna go watch Rush Hour in a black theater,
enjoy people talking to the screen. Okay, enjoy that. You
know what you're getting into?

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
My right, My best friend, his father has his story
when he first saw Rocky and he fights Apollo Creed.
My best friend's dad apparently jumped up in the middle.
He got so into the film and he was drunk.
He was like saust He jumped up and goes get
that and see he said the N word in the

(01:25:38):
that's the kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Crazy think about. Think about when Eddie Murphy did that
bit about white guys loving Rocky thinking they could beat
up black guys. And now look at boxing, like all
the great boxers are white guys. It's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
None of them are American to be fair, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah, I know, dude. And then that gets to another discussion,
like it's class. Boxing is about class, not race. Yeah,
it's about being poor and he being out of options.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Yeah, there's a reason the Ukrainians have so many good fighters.
It is because that place is a Nazi run hell hole.
Right now, did you hear the thing where Klitschko went
off on Rogan, Like, yeah, yeah it was if. Vladimir
Klitschko if you don't know him and his brother Vitally
have been Ukrainian icons since, you know, since they won
the heavyweight belts all those years ago. I love they
were a couple of my favorite boxers. I watched their

(01:26:30):
career from the very beginning. I saw their first fights
till their last fights.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
I like them, saw them when they were in backyard fights, fight.
I was there. I was the one holding the camera.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Vitali became the mayor of Ukraine, I mean the mayor
of Kiev or Kiev or whatever we call it now,
and so Rogan was on there, you know, just talking
about how retarded this is, that we're letting the Ukrainians
lob our missiles into Russia at risk of starting World
War three. And so of course, of course, because you
sensible person.

Speaker 15 (01:27:01):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
And then Vladimir made this uh instagram's Uh. I think
he posted everywhere actually Instagram post basically kind of challenging
Rogan to have him on to talk. And and I
mean I think.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Rogan should have him on. Rogan should have him on too.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
He's a very interesting guy, he's smart.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
I don't know the way Rogan versus Klitchkough, do you,
I guarantee you think it would be a bloodbas one way.
You probably think, well, so what we're talking about, if
it's you're talking about straight up fight.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Yeah, yeah, because yeah, I would take I would take
Rogan probably because he's would.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Take Rogan too. He would lay kick him one time,
that guy, and then he would just crawl up him
like a monkey and choke him out.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Now I will say I I don't know that Klitschko
is not and done in MMA to be fair, because
he does. He's like a sportsman famously, he's incredibly athletic.
He does all kinds of sports and stuff of Vladimir does.
I don't know about Vitally. I think he's more in
the politics. Okay, here's the videotis play this really quickly.
This is Vladimir Klitchko. He was considered probably the more

(01:28:10):
talented of the brothers, but Vitali was the one with
all the heart who almost beat Lennox Lewis if it
wasn't for a gnarly cut.

Speaker 8 (01:28:19):
I'm sending this video to let you know that I
disagree you talk about these American weapons.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Being Instagram has the worst video playing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 8 (01:28:27):
Here we go, Joe Rogan. I listened to your latest podcast.
I'm sending this video to let you know that I
disagree you talk about these American weapons being sent to Ukraine,
which you believe will lead to the thrill the World war.
So let me tell you that you're repeating Russian propaganda
puts Russia is in trouble, so they want to scare

(01:28:50):
you and people like you. His war was supposed to
last three days. It is lasted three years thanks to
the heroism and sacrifice of US Ukrainians sacrifices. So you're
using the only weapon that put In really intense to
use propaganda, and this weapon really weakens our democracies. Yeah,

(01:29:11):
Putin's Russia wants to destroy Ukraine quietly. They want America
to stay quiet, not great, but quiet. A great America
is not an America that abundance countries that defand freedom
with their lives. In short, you see, I have quite
a few points of difference. If you invite me on

(01:29:32):
your podcast, we could discuss them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
We're broke in dude, fight me on your podcast. Everything
that gets these all the time. I mean, you know,
fight me on your podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
What do you think about it? Because I do I
sympathize with people who are If that was my country
and I was bound to the plight of that country,
I don't. I mean, I don't know that this would
be an easy decision.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
So let me just say this. There's a very famous
female Ukrainian reporter. Will you look up famous Ukrainian female report.
She talks about how that clips Go is involved in
some dark ship, some very dark ship, and I don't

(01:30:18):
want to get into it, but allegedly human trafficking.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Yeah, which I mean that if you were trying to
destroy somebody, that's the thing you say today to be fair, like,
if you want to just kneecap somebody, if you're a
dis info agent, that's what you would say about him.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Yeah, I mean, okay, so you okay, okay, I'm not
saying I just don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
I'm not saying you're wrong. Johnny, I haven't seen evidence
of it. I I can't find I need to find
the uh the clip. But that's it, all right, Johnny.
We've done enough. I've done enough. I'm ready to go
bad A couple tired. I gotta go. You sent me

(01:31:12):
this story.

Speaker 18 (01:31:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Suspects nabbed for a man in bear suit insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
Oh yeah, I love this one. This is the best story.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Four people have been arrested for allegedly filing fake insurance
claim stating that a bear had damaged the interiors of
three luxury cars. Video footage submitted to insurers as evidence
showed what appeared to be the animal climbing into the
front seat of a Rolls Royce, then cs way towards
the back. The footage drew suspicion from investigators with the

(01:31:41):
California Department of Insurance, who executing a search warrant found
a bear costume in the suspects home.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Oh my god, it's like the details.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
It's the details, dude, Dude, you want to hear about details?

Speaker 18 (01:31:55):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
I was I went to Sam's Club today, all the
sad place. I went to Sam's Club today and wait,
you just scan everything yourself with a scan gun. And
I had like a huge cart of stuff and I
missed like a thing of fabric software. And as I'm
going out, he scans my receipt and then he has
this PDA in his hand that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
Has BRO That is hilarious. He has a video of me.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Checking out and it circles the thing in the video
that I didn't scan in my cart using AI. Like,
isn't that how do you shoplift anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
Like he's holding it in his hand one hundred yards
from the checkout and it just circles the thing. It's like, oh, yeah,
he didn't check this thing out in his cart. Isn't
that crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
Dude? There was crazy prewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Now it was like an overhead view of a camera.
I didn't even know it was there, like from the ceiling.
Let's watch this this okay, so this is the very
legitimate bear attack in a Rolls Royce.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
What it's so bad? It does?

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
He is moving like a bear, though, But look at
how like loose the fur is and stuff that doesn't
like a bear. Dude, that's so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
That is so funny. Like why wouldn't you get rid
of the suit? Like why are you keeping that suit around?

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
Why would you have such a good security camera? Get
a crappy security camera, not one that's gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Unbelievable, unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
Further scrutiny of the video revealed the bear was actually
a person in a bear costume. Department said on its
press release before La Area residents have been charged with
insurance fraud and conspiracy after receiving one hundred and forty
one thousand dollars in insurance payments. Man, that's how where.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Three rolls is.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
I don't get what the point is though, because you
just have to fix your car with the money, right
they I don't understand how that's a scam. Maybe they
want a new interior.

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
Idiot, Oh, they wanted They probably wanted to get out
of the payments. They're like, dude, I want to pay
this off more of this dude.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
You know what these things are? These claws that they
use hair picks. Well, no, bro, they're what you use
to chop up barbecue. It's called a bear claw and
it's the thing you hold in your hands like this
chop up barbecue.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
So funny, that's so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Costco had to recall eighty thousand pounds of butter. Do
you know why they didn't disclose this fact about their
butter that it contains milk. They forgot to print on
it that it contains milk, and they had to recall
eighty thought because they're worried about legal action from people
who don't know that butter.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
That's milk in it. Yeah, I mean, this is what
lawyers have done to us. This is what lawyers have
done to us. They've made everything sucky. Sucky. By the way, Johnny,
have you have you seen what are your thoughts on
the Conor McGregor shit? Well, now I'm about to have

(01:34:54):
I'm about to have Jason Burmese and Jesse Jesse on
fire debate. They debate. I like that, do it? They
can do it on Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:35:04):
See, I was gonna say, Jason Burmis Burmese as you
call him, has very strong opinions about this and anytime
my TWEETE.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Watch Jesse on fire Dog. He's super passionate.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
The other way, let's see, I'm interested to hear about this.
Then yeah, are we gonna do that?

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
Really? We should do it on Friday. I'm thinking Friday
live stream it. Have people watch this Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Yeah, the day after Thanksgiving? Okay, yeah, well, nobody's got
anything to do. I mean some of us might have
something to do, but that that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Yeah, I'll be there.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
I'll be there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
I'll see if they want to do it or pick
another day. No, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Yeah, that's fine. I just I mean, I feel like
people are gonna be with their fans, like posting on
a Sunday. You know, I'm not sure if people are going.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
To be uh post not clarity? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Posting on a Sunday?

Speaker 2 (01:35:47):
But that is post clarity.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
It seems like Jay Leno is the latest to join
the black Eye club. Have you seen he looked something?

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
What on earth happened to Jay Leno?

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
On your poor face?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
My eye that. Yeah people, Oh you joined the club. Dude,
he fell down a hill. That is what it is.
He fell down a hill. Guys. Oh he owns he
owns money gambling. He's worth four hundred million dollars. Oh,
you can pay off everything.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Jayleno has got more money than God. He could just
sell one of his cars, you know, and yeah, the
both of them. Yeah all right, So King James left
social media. We lost Don Lemon to off social media.
This is what I said before.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
By the way, pussy leaving.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
The reason it's becoming more right is because there's no
left to balance it out anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
There are going to Blue Sky and everyone. They just
keep trying to start this like leftist ship and they
don't realize nobody likes it. It's just dumb okay.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Journalists talking to each other on those things.

Speaker 2 (01:36:46):
It's all it en. It's just like people that aren't
even grown up enough.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Did you see this? This is kind of wild.

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
So pokemon go was a scam. Nantic just announced you know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
What pokemon go is. There's this thing where nerds went
around with their.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Yeah, and that was huge.

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Yeah, right, it's huge. I just wasn't sure if.

Speaker 14 (01:37:04):
They have been taking the data from Pokemon Go and
using it to build one of the largest geo models
for navigation ever. And so basically all the people who've
been playing Pokemon Go over the years have been free
geo navigators. And they would when they wanted something to

(01:37:27):
be geola geolocated, or pictures of an area to be taken,
they would put Pokemon in those areas, so people would
go out there and take the pictures and navigate the areas,
all while being tracked by their GPS navigation devices.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Isn't that wild? It is it?

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
They just got people.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Do not think there was something nefarious going on. I
think that big is happening. Ant find these pokemons, Go
find that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
So Manhattan da Alvin Bragg, who's you know, famously had
strong opinions about the immigrant invasion of New York, was
one of his assistants was robbed and attacked by an
illegal and what the fuck out? And he's part of
this vintage.

Speaker 20 (01:38:21):
I'll just play this smiling supposa being led out at
Midtown South Precinct on West thirty fifth Street this morning,
please say, at about two am Sunday, he robbed a
thirty eight year old woman in the hallway of her
Hell's Kitchen apartment building. He allegedly grabbed her purse, cell phone,
and bank cards, and also performed a leude act. The

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victim is a Manhattan assistant DA. She was not injured.
Police traced her stolen cell phone to a hotel on
West forty fifth Street, which led them to believe the
suspect as a migrant, and they were able to track
him down. Somosa was arrested just last night. Police say
he was using drugs on the street and had stolen
items with him. Police believe he is part of trend

(01:39:03):
to Aragua. That's the Venezuelan gang that has preyed on
people in Times Square and Central Park.

Speaker 3 (01:39:09):
So, dude, Dick, we got these They're like just full
ass gangs in New York. Now that we're running these
scams in Venezuela and now they're doing them in your
city in broad daylight.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
The progressives have had their chance. Okay, they had their chance.
Just got to stop. It's done. Your way doesn't work.
You want to believe in idealism and that everything is racism.
So you get rid of it and you give them.
They're just gonna be used the system. Time to go.

(01:39:39):
And if Venezuela won't take these back, let's long range
missile those motherfuckers. Okay, take back your scumbags. There was
a fun run. You had a good time with no crime.
Take back your scumbags. This is what's gonna kick off
the the immigration riots. This one's gonna kick it off.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
Well, yeah, you've been been predicting those, didn't. Now the
president of Mexico, you know, the Jewish lady. I say
that not implying anything there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Well, because she's uh, it's Mexico. You're like, why is
did you running back? That's just weird. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
She wrote open or not an open letter, but a
letter to President Trump that she published today. I'm just
gonna read the news story here. It's pretty interesting. She
addresses tariffs and immigrations. She's Mexican President Claudia Shinbaum on Tuesday.
Classic Mexican name, right, Claudia.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
So Mexican, like a whole country, Catholics all voted for
a jew? Gotcha.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
She warned US President Donald Trump or US elect President
elect Donald Trump of the dire economic consequences for both
countries from tariffs, and suggested possible retaliation following his threat
from across the border tariffs of twenty five percent on
Mexico and Canada. She said, this one tariff will follow
another in response, and so on until we put our

(01:40:58):
common businesses at risk.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Yep, bye, bitch, bye Felicia. Okay, do you guys know
that the US military made deals with countries that if
they allowed them to put military bases in their country,
they could tear for American goods? Suck my dick. Okay,
suck my dick? All right, Oh my god, guc to
goa be excssed. How did anyone before NAFTA afford food

(01:41:23):
and clothing and housing and the two cars and send
their kids to college off of one income? How did
that happen? Suck my dick? Bye bye? What senses there?

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
She said, and escalating cross border tariffs, shine Bomb added,
underscoring that they would hit particularly hard US car makers
with plants in Mexico, such as General Motors and Ford
Mexico's The.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Point, to dummy, that's the point is to move them
back here. That's the point, to make it not fucking
to make it just as expensive to do it there
as it is here. I'm sorry, everybody, but the day
like I'm over it, like I'm over I'm tired of
going these small ass towns in the middle of nowhere

(01:42:08):
and nobody's got money and no one's got jobs because
there's no manufacturing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Right I am right now, this place was abandoned. Factories
everywhere around where. I ve bitch, tariffs could violate the
United States Mexico Canada agreement, a trade deal.

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
That's gotta go to Bye bye the maro, Bye bye
a maroo.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
You added that her administration had shown Mexico's willingness to
help fight the fentanyl epidemic in the US.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
You're not doing You're allowing your cartels. You don't run anything.
The cartels run everything. It's time to go curb stomp.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
People also said that all the guns from gun violence
are coming from America.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Basically, yep, that's true, coming from the CIA. That's one
hundred percent true. We do not Yeah, we do not
produce weapons. We do not consume synthetic drugs. Unfortunately, what
we do have is the people who are being killed
by the crime that is responding to the demand. In
your kid's totally right. She's totally right on.

Speaker 3 (01:43:07):
That tariffs are one hundred Tariffs are attacks that would
hurt both countries. We will find a solution, uh, said
Mexican Economy Minister Marcelo Ebrard. There's a real Mexican name
for anyway. So yeah, it sounds like she wants to
get into some brinksmanship here. This is what China is
going to do as well. They're going to put tariffs
on our stuff and then it's going to be interesting

(01:43:27):
to see where it leads. Yeah, last thing I had.
Do you have any faith in these disclosure hearings you're seeing?
And I've lost all faith in them.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
I do too. It's all it's question. It's all US
military technology.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
Well, and it's just the same stuff over all.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
This is literally their last card. They have nothing for
what one thing? What is it? What to? What benefit
is this card to to manipulate us into fear? Oh
you think that?

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
Okay, I just want to play just a little bit
of this, don'ts please?

Speaker 7 (01:44:03):
Then you men a chair, mister Azondo.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
This Alizondo guy, by the way, I'm very suspicious of him.

Speaker 7 (01:44:10):
I everybody any branch of the United States government or
defense contractors possessed technology.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Sir.

Speaker 19 (01:44:20):
There's documentation that I believe was submitted for the record
that it was released as a proof for release by
the US Pentagon by the Department of Defense Office Prepublication
Security Review, and it is. It states one of the
reasons why my predecessor program ALLSAP was trying to collect
material of unknown origin?

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
Did was it successful? My favorite thing, all of these
disclosure people all are calling the other people controlled opposition.
They're all retards. It's all US government fucking stuff. It's
all US government stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
Do you think the pilots who are seeing these things
know that well being in there faking.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
It or no?

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
We maybe, but both of them, no, I agree.

Speaker 19 (01:45:08):
What happened is that there was an aerospace contract company
that requested to divest itself of the material that was
collected in nineteen fifties.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
Now you hear what he's saying here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
He's saying that, and he says a few times that
there was an aerospace company like Boeing or something that
had the materials from like Roswell basically, and they were
trying to give it over to the government.

Speaker 19 (01:45:27):
Unfortunately that didn't actually occur.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
So let's dive into that.

Speaker 7 (01:45:31):
That's the Bigelow Airspace correct. So sure, there was a
journalist Christopher Sharp who said that there was a transfer
between Lockey Martin below airspace and the CIA allegedly blocked this.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Can you describe that?

Speaker 19 (01:45:46):
What I can say is that it was blocked. Why
it was blocked, I can only surmise. I was part
of some conversations later on with some of those contract
personnel where they had told all of us that is accurate.
What we required was a memo from the Secretary of
the Air Force in order to make that complete, and

(01:46:07):
that never occurred. And so when Secretary of Mattis became
Secretary of Defense, I decided it would be appropriate for
me to try to receive a memo from him as
sect deaf as Secretary Defense if we could not get
a memo from the Secretary of the Air Force to
transfer that material.

Speaker 7 (01:46:22):
So if that material exists today, who's in possession, Sir?

Speaker 19 (01:46:27):
I wouldn't be able to have that conversation in open hearing.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
We probably have said that. Okay, my question, Thank you, Johnny.
It's been fun. This is so dumb. I'm over these guys.
We can't talk about this out in the opening, Go
fuck yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
What is the point then, what's the point of doing anything.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Out of here. You're stupid. I can't stand it. All right,
Johnny bo Jangles Jangles, I like that. Yeah, all right, guys,
I'm sure we made some of you happy, some of
you sad. Trying our hardest, it's been a great We'll
get back to a normal show, hopefully someday soon. And yeah, dudes, Johnny,

(01:47:07):
have a good time with your family. Say hi to
the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:47:09):
Thanksgiving, everybody, Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
To all the broken. All the broken are the best.
And uh yeah, man, enjoy time with your family attatatatatastas

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