162: Did Diddy Get Away With It? + Candace Owens' INSANE Trump/Macron Phone Call + Sam ***** Himself (Again)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Cool Growth and Simulation, Growth and Simulation, Will Sam Tricky.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
We're in it. We're the quickest to get into it.
Oh you except World Records. Oh okay, boy, do it
World Records. We are in it. Thank you for listening.
We'll see you next week. Just a Turner burn show, dude,
turn show.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Me and Jason did that one time on Punchdrunk and
then do We just had like ten minutes of ads
to end the show. It was it was a pretty
It was like on April Fools or something, and we
just put the show out with too like probably like
twenty seconds of us talking and then the rest of
it was just ad breaks.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I missed that show. We should do it some more.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, you know, the last time we did it was
four months ago May first.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh my god, I know, I know. Oh they dude,
Welcome to the Valley where the Mexican shoot off fireworks
every day.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh isn't it every night for the past week. Yeah,
they've been shooting off firework for people.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I mean, by the way, ice. If you want to
find where they are, just follow the fireworks. Dana is
just losing her mind on this ice stuff. She's I
can't get away from it. I just can't get away.
It's like then they showed up to an amusement park
and grabbed an entire family. I'm like, they've been doing

(01:30):
this forever. The difference is the programmers are making you
mad at it.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying this is
how it is.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
You see in the new spending bill that and this
just tells you how ridiculous defense spinning is in the US,
but that we are spending more on it.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Is this hot topics.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, I think hot top I was singing Diddy or
what was the Canice Owens thing? The phone call she
got from.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh I love it, I love it, I love all
of it.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
All right, maybe we just talked about it.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
But yeah, there was what the Big Bill, bad bad
big bet bill.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
There was this chart that that we are now when
this bill passes, will spend more on ice than any
other countries are spending on defense currently.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, I mean, because they want to destroy it. It's
like unbelievable to me, and just get ready Conservatives for
Winnegas turned out Americans and it's gonna happen. Yes, yeah,
it's gonna happen. I did Jamie Kennedy's podcast today and
I was talking about really yeah. It was pretty cool,
and I talked down there about this theory I have

(02:42):
is that anxiety depression comes from when you're programming and
the real world collide. Like you're brainwashing through your childhood,
through your family experiences, through what your parents tell you,
from what what school brainwashed you. You get this idealistic
view of the world and then we release them to

(03:03):
the wild and it doesn't match up. And that's where
the depression anxiety comes. Your programming is telling you one
thing and reality is another thing, and that's when you
start to freak out. So you know, I'm very anti war.
I've been talking about this for a while. I hate war.
I think it's unnecessary. But I've come to the conclusion
that this is the human race. I mean, I'm reading

(03:27):
this book. Johnny One bought a book on Alexander the
Second After our show with Joseph P. Farrell, I will go, oh, man,
I really like that. I'm going to read about it.
Bro It is nuts. It is nuts. The Czars of Russia,
insanity dude, I mean it is literally Game of Thrones.
They are just offing each other.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Level yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
And dude, the the the great grandmother of Alexander the Second,
threw it baby in jail, just a baby. It was
literally a newborn baby. She threw it in jail.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well yeah, I mean that that happened in England. I mean,
if you believe the story of the two princes in
the Tower too, they were just there was two young
princes that you know, could have inherited the throne. So
they were just locked up in the Tower of London.
They were just kids and they grew.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Up going why am I here? By the way, what
did I do? And they're like shut up? And then
they oft them.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, and they weren't good deaths that the people had
back then either, dude, they didn't.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Have all at all, and they just tsars offing czars
and it was all about the row. I mean, dude,
I can't believe. Maybe Game of Thrones is based on
Russian history. I don't know, but man, that would be
a show if you want to do a show on
Russian history. It's crazy. So Nicholas the First is basically
the guy who in a weird way creates communism. It's

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not communism without God, but it's this complete and other
lockdown of the government and censorship of speech. Because what
would happen was if the czars didn't play ball with
the UH, with the guards, the Royal Guards, they would
they would they would assassinate that because yeah, so they
had to constantly be kissing these guards ass and then

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eventually they would get overthrown. So Nicholas somehow on his
first day, dude, his first day as the czar, has
an uprising and he just gets lucky and he wins.
They're all the rebels are all drunk, they can't do anything.
He uses a cannon, he beats everybody.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, yeah, I know this. Yeah, I know this one.
Yeah yeah, I know the story.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, And out of it he basically goes lockdown. He
creates the Secret Police, which becomes almost like one of
the original intelligence agencies. They were sent into everywhere as
undercover agents. Anybody talking anything would be locked up, thrown down,
can't talk, killed art for a long time and in

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Russia and then later on the Bolsheviks kind of picked
that up, but they took out God because back in
the day, the bizarre was the Pope of the Russian Orthodox.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, who is who?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Human history is violent?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well, that's that's why I'm trying to get to It
is like this, this depression I get for how the
Palestinians are being treated is really true. It's really sad.
But the truth is like that's humanity. That is always
the psychopaths always do this shit. It's actually like it's
actually unusual for not to happen.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
The exception is to be kind and nonviolent, right, which
is God's which is why I think there's some value
to you know, you're hearing a lot this very concern.
To me is a very concerning thing that maybe I
heard it like on London Reel or Reale or whatever
the hell that podcast is called. The other day it

(07:00):
was this guy that boost de Monte, guy who was
in the CIA, and he was talking to the host
Yeah yeah, And he was talking to the host of
that talking about how democracy is not even the best system,
it's not an ideal to strive. Maybe we need like
a totalitarian state. And I'm just thinking, like, are we
have we really come that far where people are like

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that's kind of a mainstream opinion now that.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Well, I mean you hear a certain places like China,
Saudi Arabia, Russia where Pae Yeah that was women can
walk the streets tonight and nothing happens to them.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Yeah, well that's what the Taliban would say. Uh, this
is that John Kira Kiyaku said that when he when
he was in Afghanistan, these guys were there. I think
it was him. I told the story. Uh, these guys
were there, and when the Americans came in, they kind
of wrecked his property, you know, And and he said,
you know what, say what you will about the Taliban,

(07:58):
but I could leave my money purse here overnight and
it would still be there in the morning when I
got back. You know, well, what about you guys? Are
you going to be here in five years? Are you
gonna be here in ten years? Probably not?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
You know, yeah, I'm so it's this fine line, right,
and democracy, as we knew in America was much more
It's powerful when it was an educated population. We don't
have that right now. We have very uneducated And I'm
not saying that to be a snob, but it's like

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they are distracted. We allow people to engage in democracy
without having any data to figure out what's the best decision.
We have so many people voting in just through their heart.
You know. It's like I talked to female conress, like
I voted for Obama because he was cute. You should
never be allowed to vote again. You should be out

(08:53):
of it, like when I and I know we make
fun of women a lot, and it's the same thing
with guys. I mean, they're emotionally stupid as well that
we you know, it's like, maybe you should be allowed
to not vote if you don't have to pay taxes.
I mean, like, and I would sign up for that tomorrow,
of course, right, I don't want to engage in democracy.

(09:14):
I just want to keep all my money.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, I just you're what you said was really really
a great observation that what we have here in America
is the exception throughout history. And I think that's why
it has some value. But we got to fight for it,
you know, it's not something that we can like. Did
you see Flavor Flave wrote an op ed I think
in Rolling Stone?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Now do we think he wrote it? Well?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, of course, not saying that that nobody should have
semi automatic guns, nobody should have any guns yeah, fight
or with what?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah? Yeah, it's just like, hey, man, when they call
you in, they call you in.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I tweeted, though, did you see like, who is the
person who reads a Flavor Flave opinion piece and a like?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
And he grabbed the guns. We're getting rid of the
Flavor Flave. It's over from ourself. The guy walks around
with ji clock around his neck.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Nobody. Now, most people didn't even know that I was
still alive.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I met him once. He hates when you call him flavor. Really,
I think it's flave Flavor.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
You called him mister Flavor.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Hey, what's up, Flavor Flav? Okay, dude, I'll you know,
just take the picture. Yeah, boy, I mean that was him.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, he's the hype man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I told you when I saw Public Enemy, Right, did
I tell you the story that the first time I
saw them?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I had to of but I'll tell it again. So
this is when the House of Blues was across the
street from the comedy store.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I never saw that, and it would.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Had to be like two thousand and three. I've seen Flavor.
I've seen Public Enemy a couple of times, and they
always have this thing where they'll do half the concert,
and then the band wants to take a break, so
they give Flavor Flave like thirty minutes to do it
whatever the fuck he wants. It's his thirty minutes, what
he can do whatever he wants. So this moment, this

(11:08):
is fresh off the O. J. Simpson trial. Okay, Flavor
Flave disappears from the stage. Chuck the announces it's gonna
be Flavor's time. Enjoy It walks up. Flavor Flav walks
back out with a giant statue of OJ Simpson, walks
out with it, sets it down, and then talks to

(11:30):
the crowd and tries to persuade us. And these are
exact words, we should forgive OJ Simpson because he rushed
for mad Yards in the NFL. Yell and everyone just
sat there quietly. Everyone's like, okay, all right, are you

(11:51):
just gonna wrap? And so that didn't last that long
and they brought him back out.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
So this is the guy. Now we're supposed to to
listen to his suggestion about.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
The guy who said that we should forgive Ojsonson for
Russia for double murder because he rushed for mad Yards
in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, Yeah, isn't that funny. So now we have Diddy
who has gotten he got away with it. I mean
he really did.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
He Well the word is right now and a lot
of people are talking that something else is coming that
legally on him.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yes, okay, so what happened with Okay? So he was
he was getting he was up on racketeering and sex trafficking. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
By the way, Johnny, like I've said before, I learned
that you can't transport hookers over state lines.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
It's surprised you didn't know that because I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
You think I would be You think I would know that. Yeah,
but nope, you got a bang and release. That's what
you gotta do.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Release, like the thing they used to get the mob
guys on all the time. If they couldn't get him
on anything else, they'd get him on trafficking because they
crossed state lines.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
So, So the the judge who I think is Armenian,
he and I am. I think he's an arm.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
That's always an army.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
So count one racketeering conspiracy not guilty. That that was
a maximum of life imprisonment. Count number two sex trafficking
by force, fraud or coercion, not guilty, minimum fifteen years life.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
That's crazy. That one's by just the description of the
of the law, not even getting into the not even
getting into label, that just the label of imagine being
Cassie's husband and you hear that they were the jury

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basically thought she was down to get freaky.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Count number carry your baby, and it's like the jury's like, nah,
she's a hull.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Count number three was transportation to engage in prosper prostitution.
That was guilty, maximum ten years. That was also Cassie.
Count four sex trafficking by force, fraud or coercion relating
to Jane, not guilty again fifteen years. And then count
five transportation to engage in prostitution guilty, maximum ten years.

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So the only two things he got were the transit.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
He's looking at she go back to back and that's
twenty years. The judge could give him twenty years.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Back and they do that or is it concurrent, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Based on law and order and everything. I see it
is because I watched this video of this lawyer with
this judge reading this guy's sentence, and he's just staring
at his lawyer like she's the problem she fucked up. Yeah,
the first one was like some gang relayd shit life

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without Pearl. So he's done. Anything after that is just useless, right,
So she's just staring at her and she's like scared shitless.
So that that is he. I think she can go
back to back.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Okay. The general consensus on the news has been that
the prosecution just got wrecked, like in yeah, yeah, because
I remember they came back, the jury came.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh it was Kobe's daughter, That's what everyone was always saying.
And I would be like, well, she did stick just
lay Maxwell in jail. She did do that. The problem
is they've never gone after anyone who partect in the
child sex trafficking. Right, It's like, oh, you're a child
sex trafficker, but you didn't go after anyone who engaged

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in it. That seems to be the big issue that
people have right now. So now Kobe does this one
Kobe's daughter and a lot of people think she threw it,
you know, And yeah, it was a very weird trial.
And I don't know if you heard this, but Brad
Binkley was on my on the whatever this is, Oh yeah,

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I told us, Yeah, I mean like I could have
been a better lawyer than this whoever he hired.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well, what you let's say what you said though they
and I looked this up because it sounded so ridiculous
and it's only one source reporting it, but it's a
legit like YouTube channel that recaps a trial, and they
had somebody in the room saying that during the closing
arguments the prosecution was talking about or was it the defense,

(16:19):
I can't remember. It was the defense right, talking about
how you can be with your wife or no, he
didn't say wife. He said you can be with a
partner and if you're doing butt stuff and then she
doesn't want to do butt stuff, then what you like,
what are you supposed to.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Be stopped butt stuff? And he answers, yeah, you stopped
doing butt stuff, that's the answer.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
But like again, you couldn't call one witness that had
a great time at the p Diddy parties that I
would have had that I would have had a conga
line of people going. I went there. It was fun,
We all had a great time. Everyone wanted to be there.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
You know, why do you think, why do you think
they couldn't get that?

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Because they knew it. They knew it was going to
be a They probably thought they were gonna get off
at everything.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
We have some jury commentary too. This is George one
of the eighteen people, Joelger on the jury. He said, Uh,
reading all my notes and looking back at the evidence,
I probably would have reached the same conclusion as the
other jurors. He said. I think he might have been
an alternate or something. Yeah, he was an alternate, he said.
I think there was a little bit of doubt in

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people's minds. I think it was a tough case to prove,
especially the first count, the charge of racketeering. There was
always a little bit of doubt there, even from the beginning.
I even wrote in my notebook like it was a takedown,
he said, because he said that Dawn Richard was not
very credible. Yeah, and then he said the man described

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being impressed by the defense's work in court and noted
that Combs did he was very attentive in the court room.
He was fighting for himself.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
The guy what is he supposed to do? Oh you
get asleep? Yeah? Truly, like what do we ain't come
in a cloud? Makeup? Like wasn't talk on trial? Of course,
you're going to pay attention.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
George said he wasn't convinced by the prosecution's assertions that
Cassie and the anonymous girl ex girlfriend Jane were trafficked
counts to and foil. So this guy almost didn't even
think they should get it on the other charge either.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Basically a bunch of fucking and ratchet bitches. Came off
as ratchet bitches.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, and he said Jane, I didn't believe her. Some
parts didn't add up as much. It seemed a little strange. So, yeah,
he just didn't believe that women. It sounds like, believe
all women, but not the women that accused Diddy of And.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Then he must not believe the rapper that said he
blew up his car, which is crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
So what he said it was actually pretty tame. It
was just a lot of rubbing oil and stuff. It
wasn't anything too graphic.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
And you heard people saying that that were in like
basically coverage of the trial because the mainstream media wasn't
touching it because they're all controlled by the same people
controlling p Diddy, you know, and they didn't touch it.
And everyone on YouTube was like, this guy's getting off, dude,
They're not proving anything. And to me, this was all

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about getting the P Diddy tapes for blackmail.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
There it is.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I mean, like, did Jennifer Lopez at all testify? No?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, no, nobody like that on that level.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
That's why it was really hush hush too, because there
were names involved and nobody wanted those names out and
they all know now.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Anybody who had anything there knows that, like they got
it now.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah. Maybe that's why flavor flavors like yo, we don't need.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Gun uh huh, dude, that's so interesting. Oh wow, No,
you said you think that or you heard that maybe
Moore is coming down.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
So I was listening to Jesse on Fire uh uh,
and he's pretty passionate content creator, and he was saying
that that P Diddy not being allowed out of jail
might be a sign that something else is coming.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Oh so he's okay. So because they didn't let him
out pending sentencing, Yes, he thinks there could be more. Yes,
that's interesting because he's already.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
What could it be? I don't know. And I mean
it sounds like the judge is ready to drop a hammer.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Well, I mean, there's only so much hammer they can drop.
I mean he's only convicted of those two.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
That's twenty years. That's still a lot of years, especially
his age. How old is he fifty something? That means
he doesn't get out till seventy this one.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
But I let me see. Okay, why are people looking
at the Diddy verdicts as a loss?

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
This says he he still faces up in twenty years,
So yeah, I mean did he's looking at fifteen to
twenty one months in prison, is what this guy says.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I think he'll get a couple of years and then
he'll get out on good behavior. He has to, and
I've heard stories about him in prison. He's absolutely retarded.
He's asking for he's asking guards for their name and
badge number because he wants to report them.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
I'm like, bro, he's that's what happens duree one year.
I've been just rage baiting watching these This civil rights
lawyer on YouTube. You ever watch this guy and he
just gets like bad policing and kind of plays the
body cam and explains the law and stuff. Dude, that
shit makes me so angry. I just watched some guy

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beat the shit out of this drunk guy because he
was asleep in a bed. In a hotel room and
this cop came in there and the guy wouldn't wake
up because he's drunk, passed out in the bed, not
hurting anybody. And the guy just beats the shit out
of him because he and I mean his face just
it pisses me. And I was just watching that shit
all day, just getting angry.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well, I mean, being a cop is really hard.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, but this guy. You can tell this guy is
an asshole. Like this guy was spraying him in the
face while he had him handcuffed with mace.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
And did I ever tell you the time I was
asked to do well. I've been asked to do cop
charity events all the time in the past. I've been
asking over a decade. But back in the day, did
I ever tell you when I was tweaking and I
got asked to go I had to go do a
charity event.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I seem to remember something.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Okay, So I told you that one. Then I get
asked to do another charity event. It's like a Christmas
party and they're like, the woman is this hot cop.
She's hot, thick, Viking hot, nice, and she's like, just
go nuts. I don't give a fuck. I go you sure.
She goes go crazy, so I go fucking nuts. I

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kill half the crowd. The other crowd hates me, right,
So I'm talking to her after the show, and I'm like, yeah,
it was a lot of fun, thanks for having me.
Her boyfriend comes up, which is this short latino jacked
cop and bro. He wanted to murder me, dude, because

(23:17):
he thought I was hitting on his girlfriend. And I
was like, oh shit, dude, No dude, no, no, not
at all, dude. I was happy I survived the event.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Would you do it again? Would you do cop events again?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Because my cousin's a cop. Probably, but you know LAPD
shady dude. No reason you do those events is to
get that card where you can get out of a
speeding ticket or something. Be like, hey, I bang, I've
done charity events for you guys. Let me go.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Please some lady that Jason Whitlock had on set. If
I had to guess more like an eighteen month sentence
for time served, I mean there were gasps in the courtroom.
It was crazy. That was Lauren Conlin who said that
she was in the courtroom. Man, dude, if he gets

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less than a year or something, that's like something in
that range.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah, but where this is the real question. Let's say
he got off and he does no time.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
He walks, Okay, what does he.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Do after this? Like his name is shit.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Dude, He'll go right back to producing records.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
He wasn't he wasn't doing shit before.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
That, whatever he was doing. I mean, he's rich, he's
got money in the bank.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Well, i mean there's lawsuits all there's all these lawsuits.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh yeah, he'll probably just be in court NonStop.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Actually yeah, I mean that's a different thing. See, this
is my whole thing about the meat too and all this.
When I see that the first case you do is
a civil case, I'm I don't I don't believe you. Yeah,
I don't believe you. But when you go to you
go to a court case first. That is civil case.
All right, now, I'm listening. But if it's remember when
Derrick Rose got taken to it because him and his

(25:10):
boys ran a train on this check. Yeah, and she
did it because she thought it would make him jealous. Magic.
That's a woman's thinking. I'm gonna let all his friends
go ham on me, and then he's gonna get upset
and want to marry me.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
So crazy like, what kind of sick mind comes up
with that?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I don't even know, bro, It is so ridiculous, so ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Crazy man, it's so crazy.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
So Johnny, I right now you probably can't notice this.
You don't notice I have half a beard shaved. I
have my side shaved here here, and I don't have
here because during the shaving, my Razor just died. So
I have a schizophrenic beard right now. You might not
be able to tell, but it is really nasty. It's like,

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that's why all these are wrinkling out. And then I'm like,
and it just died.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I didn't want to say anything.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
That's really rude. Dude just died because this is where
the age comes into my face is right here and
here and there we go, Oh you're old. Not that
I don't look my age.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
But Razor couldn't take it.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Razor said, what are we doing done?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
You need to take this job and shove it, dude.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
And it's not even like I used it that much.
He used to be an old sponsor of ours.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh I like those things.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, I do too, except for when they stop working.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, and you're sure it's then need to just be charged.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
It's just I'm charging right now. I'll give you an
update next week.

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Speaker 2 (28:26):
Johnny, did you watch Okay? Next Time started? I sharded
myself the other day again. I had a zincoke blowout
and I thought it was just a fart, oh dude,
and it was a little bit more. And then I
went So I went to Vaughn's because DATA needed orange juice,

(28:46):
yogurt and some cigarettes. And as I walked, I go, oh,
that's a little bit a little bit more than I thought. So, no, bro,
I had to make a decision, do I want run
home change or just shop at Vaughn's, get it done
and go home.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
And you're sure you were at Von's, right, because we
were in Raus and a guy walk past us rushing
to the bathroom and he had definitely shit his pants.
And well it wasn't ralphs okay.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
It was the Von's near me.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
I went shopped? I said, fuck it. So I go
to the Vons and I'm walking with a little one
of those called those baskets high my ass.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
And this is why you sanitize the handbasket every time
before you take it.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I walked it behind my ass so no one could
see it. But luckily, and you'll learn this that and
you know this that, especially in the valley in Hollywood,
the supermarkets are where the wild things roam. Yes, and
it's a constant freakshew. So even a guy shitting his pants,
which I didn't, wouldn't even stand out in the mental

(29:53):
facility that is the local supermarket. Yeah right, I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's way better in the valley than it is would
by far.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Oh oh yeah. So on sunset there is a relse
called rock and Roll Relves.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
That's an open air psych facility, right, there, dude.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Oh yeah. And the reason it's so popular is because
all the strip bars around that that's where all the
strippers go to do their shopping.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, and it's very weird because I just feel like
being a stripper in La means nothing anymore. You used
to mean something when it was rock and roll. But
it's like, the girls are so hot here and walk
half naked. Why would you go to a strip bar
when you go to a real bar and actually have
a shot taking something home?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, and they're all on only fans now so you
can just see it.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, I mean, dude, it's destroyed strip bars and it's
destroyed comedy clubs.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
It's like, yeah, I mean only fans too. Is turned
into like cameo for porn because most of those women
are doing like private like you pay them like fifty
bucks or whatever, and then they do.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Even knows how much I mean to what's the token?
Worst is?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Hey man, put here's fifteen token. Shove a bat in
your ass? Okay, there you go. How much is that
in real money? Was that three dollars?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
So what happens? You shit yourself?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Now? What?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
No? I I sharded? Which isn't a full shit.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Okay, it's just.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Like we got a little action back there.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
You know what the sh part is, right, it's shit.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
That's yeah. So I run, I do my grocery. So
this is the worst part. I have three phones now
here we go. This is calling phone. Okay, this phone, Johnny,
this phone never seen pornography. Well, who cares if you
got the two other phones? Like, this is just the
calling phone, talking and text. This is the business phone.

(31:47):
Does not leave the house. And this is the social
media phone.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
And it goes wherever the non porn phone goes. So
what's the point.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Because I the social media mine all your data to
everything on there.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
They mine It isn't that the phone you look at
PORNA no, but you said the other phone has no
porn and the other phone is a business phone.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
The business phone is the old phone that's seen pornography
a lot. This one has no apps on it. The
only thing I'm going to put on it is Ways.
It's got Southwest, it's got the it's gonna have Ways
on it. It's gonna have Southwest on it. It's gonna
have you know, my airline apps, and that's it. It

(32:31):
won't even have you.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You're gonna get that other phone too, right the I
have that, I haven't done anything with it yet. Can
Before you move on from the ship thing? Have you
ever seen the video of George Bratt, the great baseball
player talking about shitting himself? Have you seen this? No,
you'll love this. So if you're listening, this is George Bratt,
Great Kansas City Royals back.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
When the Royal well, the Royals, one of world schurion
in the last ten years.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
When when and he was a coach for the Royals
talking about shitting his pants here like when they're warming
up at practice. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
I ship my pants last night.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
I did, went out and had a great meal, just
a great fucking meal, and I had to go to bathroom.
So batman car, I'm going hold up, and I got ship.
I had fucking shipped my pants.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Probably dropped a couple of end bombs right there. They
just we couldn't.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Twice a year for that, you shit your pants? Yeah,
it's been a while, it's I was in Vegas a
couple of years ago.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
This honestly got true story, staying at the villagio and
went over to the marriage for dinner.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
I met some friends of.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Mine over there, went to Cocomo's, a great little re steakhouse.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
The guy brings out some fresh crab legs he just
came in. I got to give him to you guys.
I'm eating him.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Then we go play gamble a little bit, and I
had a tea time early in the morning, so I said, look,
I gotta get going. I'm walking back to the whole
until I get three quarters the way out of the lobby,
and all of a sudden, I go, oh fuck, And
I'm standing here like this.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
I got my butt pinched so fucking I'm fucked. I
can't move.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
All of a sudden felt all right, I went just
like this water I had some food poisoning from the crabs.
Take off my leather jacket, tied it around my waist,
and I'm just standing there and it's just running down
my leg. I got jeans on black Bucks, no socks,

(34:31):
and then I just start fucking walking. Every time i'm walking,
something that's coming out. It's water, straight fucking water. Then
to shout how sick I was, tell you how sick
I was. And then I'm standing outside of got and
kill my cellphone and I called the guy.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
I said, Larry, you won't believe this. I'm standing outside
the fucking blage. I can't move. I got shit everywhere.
I shit all over myself and Larry's about a forty
eight waist.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
So he brings me over a pair of pants and
and some towels and some towns and so he then
he comes over and he meets me where I'm tell
him where I'm standing. He finds the closest bathroom when
you go up the escalator to go into the fuck
I can't get the elevator, so he goes in. He
finds the closest bathroom in a lobby of the hotel.

(35:16):
And then I get in the escalator and he kind
of sounds like he dropped something, so no one gets
behind me.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Tells me where it is. I go in there.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
He goes and gets the towel for me, throws it
over the fucking stall.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
I take off all my fucking.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Clothes, just wipe off, leave my shoes, left my shoes,
my pants, everything right there, the towels right there in
the stall. And I'm walking barefoot with my shirt and
his pants that are forty eight waists through the lobby
like this, midnight, got up in the morning, took the
most perfect double tapered shit I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
True story.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
That's George Brett right there, dude, And someone found those
shoes and threw them out and didn't right realize what
kind of gold they had right there. You could have
sold Brett spreads shit covered Yeah, shit covered shoes, so
just threw them out or they're like or they're like, dude,
I got these shoes, I just got cleaner.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
The funniest stories, you know. I guarantee you there was
more to it than that. I bet you he was
absolutely ship faced or coked out of his mind something
like that, because you don't just get food poisoning like
thirty that quickly. Yeah, it doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I guarantee you. Coked out of his freaking skull, probably
did a bump as he was going over, and that
bump gave him a coke blowout and that thing, dude,
a coke flow. That's fun, dude. You'll talk to people
who did coke and they just the thought that the
coke is coming, they have to run to the bathroom.

(36:52):
That's why he said with these sins, I'm like, yeah,
I just had a coke blow out in the bathroom
the zens.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Dude, what are we on? Know? How many day I
feel like that guy gave you the green light on
Timfoil the other month, like last month, he was like,
oh yeah, Nickotine's great for you, and you were just like, okay,
it's on baby.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Everything I do, I do addictive. We got everything.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I was thinking during we were recording this week, and
you when you do the in's on the show, it
makes a lot. You make a lot of noise with
your mouth, and I think we got to get you
like a cough button or something, because it was like
a lot of like you know, putting it in here,
and then you were like.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Lot of like, well I'm fat, That's why I'm breathing heavy.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, but it was I watched you you put this
z in in and then you started like yeah, okay,
so you should. We're keeping track of it. You, Like
George Brett said, he's good for like two of those
a year. It seems like you're good for two of
those a year.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Where you Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I
can't remember last time I full on ship my pants.
I don't think I've done that but occasionally you'll have
those coke blowouts.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
I haven't had even an accident.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Well, Johnny, you're very anal about your anal.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
You're very particular on that. I think you have a
whole system set up where you know it's probably down
to minutes and seconds when you think it's go time,
and you position yourself in the right place. I do, like,
I know, like.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Ahead of time when it's gonna happen, because it like I.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Ate right now six hours and thirty seven minutes later
about but about eleven fifteen, I'm gonna drop some kids
off at the pool.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
No, it's not like that, but I can feel like unwell,
I feel a little icky before I have to go,
because I don't know. I know shit as often as you,
I guess, and.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm a shit machine. I love it. Get it out.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Do you see this week that there's this band that's
got gains huge popularity on Spotify.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah, they're an AI band.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
They're an AI band. Yeah, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Yeah? I think people are freaking out more about than
I mean. It is a way for Spotify to make
more money and not to pay out right, But like.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Oh, so you don't think they're gonna pay out these this.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
AI band or did they create it?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Oh you think maybe? Oh I see Okay, So that's
a that's a real theory.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
So the question is the money isn't in the streaming
services anymore. The money isn't touring. What are you gonna
do with this band? Just have them play on video?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Well, if you don't have if you're just one guy,
not four band members, if you're just one guy collecting
revenue from the streaming, it's a nice little paycheck. I assume.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
I know, I know a comic that would just play
his album just on repeat for like twenty four hours
just to make money. Where oh oh oh.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh I got you?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Oh it's own.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
That's funny. That's funny.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
And then Chad Zumac. We should have him on the show.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yes we should.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Chad.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
I talked to him on Twitter. He said, yeah, I
mean I told her yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yah named his his jokes on his album after famous songs,
so it's like, hey, listen to you at Zumac and
his number one hit Ride the Lightning. That way the
hell it is.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
It is disturbing how good the AI is getting though.
At fake music and photos like so the Oasis is
getting ready to go on tour and there are a
ton of fake photos of them floating around, uh like
suppose supposedly like oh, they were here in Wales at
some bar, but it's not them. But you can't. It's
really hard to tell that it's fake. It fooled a

(40:43):
lot of people before.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I is way too popular now. They used to be
shunned for that. Now it's just a way of life.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
We got to self police it. I guess. I don't.
I don't know what else the I mean. I I've
just I've started just blocking all those fake news accounts,
like even like that that NBA sentel you know, which
is like a rip like a parody account.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I block it because there you can't X.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I don't follow that account sends me push alerts from
NBA Sentel of fake trade. It's so popular, Yeah, exactly.
And what I'm just still looking think Lebron James just
got traded or something, and now I have to live
in that reality for thirty.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Oh they want to get rid of him, the dude.
So how much of the pee wee thing have you
watched like the first episode. Now, okay, can we just
get into it.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
If you want to, Yeah, because I don't. I wasn't
a big fan of Peewee as a kid, like maybe
you're too young, Yeah, a little too young. It was
a little too abstract for me. I didn't like abstract
as a kid, like weird stuff. I wasn't a little
too psychedelic, I think. Yeah, here's the thing about what
is his real name, Paul Rubens.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Paul Rubins. He is an example of our society, and
it's the old Thomas Soul you know quote, which is
a a in a society and culture that the man's
perfection only liars can thrive. And I'm paraphrasing it. He's
a great example of that. Like he's a guy that

(42:19):
tried to throw a bunch of stuff at the wall.
Nothing hit. So he plays this kid's character and explodes
and he and he he is everything. I've met so
many of these guys. And the thing that you'll notice, Johnny,
when you watch the second episode, if you do it,
the tone completely changes from the first episode of the

(42:43):
second episode because as they get to the darkness, okay,
the dark part of the story, he doesn't want anything
to do with it.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
It was bumming me out already. The first episode was well.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Because you could tell he's a he's a micromanager.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, he's a proud guy.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, and he micro managed the story to make it
seem fluffy and flowery, and it was just a giant
teal of gay. Yes, yes, yes, it was the selling
of it is through his vision of how he was.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I think he came up through groundings and everything though.
Oh yeah, so often with kids, with people who fall
into kids entertainment, so many times they're just failed at
everything else, it seems like, and then they're like, well
I guess yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
I mean, and I say this a thousand times, anybody
in kids entertainment that doesn't have children is suspect to
me and I and I mean universally, I don't know
why you'd be like, oh, there's a lot of money
and okay, but why did you come up with it?
And it just it's just it's really especially men, it's shady. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I get women, maybe you're naturally naturally got maternal instincts, but.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Guys, it creeps me out every fucking time.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Well, especially him. I always just found him creepy honestly.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Well, it's you know, and this is what we get
into when when we talk about queer theory and how like.
There's this famous video of this professor basically debating an
entire class on the history of queer theory and it's
he says its roots are pedophilia. Oh boy, and you

(44:35):
gotta beep that, yeah, I will. Yeah, okay, Well, he
says it's the roots of blah blah blah, right, and
he brings up all the the kind of the forefathers
of the term queer theory, and he quotes their books
and it's all in there. So you have this guy

(44:58):
Paul Rubin, who lets you I kind of look into
who he really is. I've met this dude a thousand
times in La the corporate Hey, goy, slitting throats, dude,
slitting throats. Yeah, that's it. Oh yeah, real quick, yeah,
I'll watch it. This is great.

Speaker 6 (45:15):
This is a correlation between anarchism and pedophilia and support
for pedophilia.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Did he say anarchism?

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
He say, yeah, But it leads into well, weah, queer theory.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, that's
a beautiful line. Thank you so much for asking me,
how about something relevant? I've been talking about rape culture
all day and pedophilium, the support of pedophilia is not
rape culture. Actually, actually, it seems you're acting like this
is a spurious connection.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
So we're gonna play jeopardy.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
This is we're gonna play queer theory. We're gonna play
queer theory pedophilia jeopardy.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Okay? Answer uh.

Speaker 8 (45:57):
Commonly called the godfather.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Queer theory, who is fuco? Okay? A hundred points fouco.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Another way to ask this is who argued no?

Speaker 6 (46:13):
I guess the answer would be argued for the eradication
of age of consent laws, as in.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Down to infants.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Who is?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Thank you? Said next one?

Speaker 6 (46:31):
The author of the the author of the founding document.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Of queer theory? Who is Gail Rubin? What percentage? Don't know?
The answer is fifty.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
Question is in that article that was a defensive meedophelia
specifically quote boy lover's voice, Oh.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
List a wild class.

Speaker 8 (47:01):
And since you're not believing me quote quote this is
in the founding document of queer theory, Like communist and
homosexual of the nineteen fifties, boy lovers are so stigmatized
that it is difficult to find defenders of their civil liberties,
let alone for.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Their erotic orientation. That's in the founding document career Theory.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Oh I'm sorry, I'm using facts.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
This is a master class thousand ecologies.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
One must never let facts in the way. Oh and
she also compared by the way she compared pedophilia. She
compared pedophilia to a preference for spicy food. The thing is,
I have never heard of anyone who has to have
years of therapy because they ate han star soup.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, okay, throw up to two hundred.

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Now it is now is pedophilia and queer theory for
three hundred. That would be author of Moncouy Sluts, the
author of Moncho Sluts and public Sex, Pat Colifia.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
We see you.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Wait wait, wait what was it?

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Somebody said, stay relevant? Okay, let's talk. Let's talk about
Pat Califia.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Have you noticed it's just all women giving it back?

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Yeah, okay, here's something from one of Pat Colypia's books.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
You know, it's really interesting.

Speaker 6 (48:39):
It's really interesting that when I actually start talking about
the relationship between queer theory and anarchism and pedophilia that
it becomes they really want to shut me up?

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Now?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Yeah, okay, So here's Pat Califia.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
This guy's great. This is like the aga.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Oh wait wait wait wait wait just a second, just
a second.

Speaker 8 (49:04):
I was accused of homophobia is because I am against pedophilia.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Who actually makes the connections between that?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
Okay, here's something by Pat Califia. Pat Califia has written,
any child old enough to decide whether or not she
er he wants to eat spinach, play with trucks, or
wear shoes, is old enough to decide whether or not
she wants to run around naked in the sun, masturbay,
sit in someone's lap, or engaged in sexual activity, by
which she does not mean play doctor.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
She means with adults.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
She's very clear about that, because she also says that
pedoble should be more and not less invested in children's lives. Okay, So,
at three hundred four hundred is the most famous queer
theorist of today?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Answer? No, it is not Judth Butler. Who is Judah Butler?

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Okay, Judith Butler is the most amos quit the rest
of the day, all.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
The okay, okay, last one.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
From from by the way this is you remember how
you started talking about what causes depression. Everybody in this
audience is experiencing it.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
One hundred percent, Johnny, anxiety and depression because their programming
is getting hit like a mack truck by reality. And
this is where it comes. All the blue hairs, all
the nose rings, all the weird tattoo people, they're all.
The white people with dreadlocks and corn rows are are

(51:00):
all I got a funny story for you today, too.
Are all melting down right now?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
All right, last one, it's the minute left.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Okay, So so, Judith.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Butler wrote psy keep adding this qualification when incest is
a star, keep adding this qualification when incest is a violation, suggesting,
I think there are may be occasions which is not
Why would I talk that way? Well, I do think
that there are probably forms of incests that are not
necessarily traumatic, and.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Which or which gain their traumatic.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Character by virtue of the conscious of social saying that
they produce.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah, that's Judah, but that's one of the that's one
of the queer heroes. Okay.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Now, now we have we have.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
For five hundred, we have the last one in the
queer theory and pedophilia. Uh, the answer is queer theorist
who has spoken out strongly against pedophilia, who is no.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
One, not one.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
There we go, dude, and I don't know how much
that you're gonna be able to put on YouTube, which
is hilarious because that video has a ton of views
on YouTube right and then and dude, there's multiple versions
of it everywhere. We would love to get seventy thousand views.
What do we want to do to get those videos? Dude,
we gotta talk about that stuff. Come on, let us

(52:21):
dance YouTube. But yeah, that that that is it. So
when we go back to Paul Rubin, there's things that
you see in this video that are a window into
his soul, like him laughing off that he would he
would step on anybody to make it. I mean he
would talk about how he was laser focused on making it.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Well, dude, first boyfriend in that first episode that he
stole the peewee persona from, he admits to that. He's like, yeah,
that guy used to say.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Like, oh this is really flavorful.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, it's like can you see where I got that from?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, the guy's there at the show and then that
night he dies. It's like crazy, Oh yeah, that's crazy.
So then they played the video because so in the
second episode, Paul Rubin basically pulls out the project. Oh really,
you can't control it, and it's getting to the point
where he's really upset, so he stopped participating in See.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I was wondering after the first time. I was like,
why is everybody so into this because I wasn't. I
wasn't feeling it.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah, well, I'm watching with Dana and she's like, this
is so annoying. This first episode is so annoying, and
it was just a part of my childhood. So I
was watching it because I you know, I just I mean,
I loved Pee Wee's playhoffs. I love the movies when
I was a kid. So then I realized, like, who
this kid guy is. And then the second episode, he

(53:51):
starts diving in and he's like, I'm running hard. We're
doing all these episodes, and then he starts talking about
how he's like kind of hiddenly positioning homosexuality in this show,
and that's what everybody gets really upset about. That's what
we're talking about. You are doing a kids show. You

(54:13):
don't need to put that in there. Nice and it's
always under the excuse that I'm gonna do it for
gay kids. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, you
are being subversive. That is what everybody talks about, is
this subversive Okay, there have been gay people since the
beginning of time. They didn't need television and movies and

(54:34):
stuff to introduce to them ideas that they may not
be ready for. Okay, gay we'll find again. And that's
why I push really back against the super conservative side
that is so anti gay. I go, you're just creating
blackmailing schemes and you're gonna lose friends who can't come
to grips with their sexual orientation. And I've lost at

(54:58):
least one. I would tell you that I could not
get off his own way, and he was a crippling
drunk and died because every time he got drunk, he'd
do gay shit. And it's just like, I don't care.
And then you know, you get into the you get
into like like Phil Hartman was essential to the building

(55:19):
of of Peewey's Playhouse and then he got no credit
for he got nothing. He didn't make any money off it,
and that's why he ends up leaving for Stain night life.
He's like, fuck this, I'm out and he stopped talking
to Paul Ruben. So then he gets busted hanging out
with a guy who got that actor got busted with everything,
and you know this.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Is that get into that movie?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Yeah, he does get into that. Now. I will tell
you I don't have a problem with him doing that
stuff at a adult bookstore. Guess what, there's no books
in the adult bookstore. Everybody. Okay, that's where people went
to go get weird. Let him go get weird, all right,
But again, we're getting into this thing with these people

(56:01):
who want to be around kids. Yes, yes, And Paul
Ruben is that cutthroat shark that you hear about all
the time in Hollywood. And the only reason we were
cool with him is because we love the character that
he played, which was not him as a person. And
it gets really weird because he engulfs him and it's like,

(56:24):
you know, ice Cube, Andrew dice Clay. I love Andrew
dice Clay. He's he's a fucking all time great comic.
But it's very weird when a persona takes over your
your your essence, in your in your brand, and you
become that character. It's super weird.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, it's funny. You know, there's this I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
It's a so he keeps getting real as you're remember
trying to find what you're talking about. He keeps getting chances,
and he keeps fucking up. He keeps getting chances.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
What do you mean.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
He's like he would get like Hollywood would let him
back in, and then he would get busted doing something else.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Again, it's Updike who says that celebrity or fame is
a mask that eats into the face. And that's really
that's really kind of exemplified. It's like, you know when
whatever the face is that you put out that makes
you famous, it kind of degrades your soul, you know
what I mean, It like becomes part of you and

(57:31):
you kind of feel pressure to well.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
It's like I was talking with Jamie Kenny today, It's
like authenticity. You hear Eddie Brable talk about it all
the time. Authenticity is the highest for highest frequency positive energy.
He's being the most authentic.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
You and you and you can recognize it anywhere. You
can feel it when somebody's being that way.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Yeah, I totally agree, and he wasn't. And you know,
we we we look at Paul Rubin through the eyes
of pee Wee Herman.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
So is he a villain in this documentary? Like, does
he come out looking like a villain.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
No, he comes out looking like a uh a flawed character,
just troubled and on his last day of life. He
makes a video for the doc saying, I didn't do it,
and you don't know what it's like to be seen
as that person. Now do what the charges of being

(58:27):
a pedophile? Okay, now I'm gonna I'm gonna give him
the benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I didn't know he was even accused of that.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah, that was a big thing. They found of supposedly
all these these images at his house. But the argument
was in court that he these all these things that
you found in his house you can find in college
libraries because it was considered like art and that. So

(58:56):
they got rid of alved But one image, and the
one image is what the da who just kind of
was looking to get reelected, stuck him with.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Well, can you say what it was?

Speaker 2 (59:08):
It was just some like gay version of Tiger Beat magazine,
but it was like an older It was like there
was a debate whether he's eighteen or younger. Okay, but
it's like he really lost me, and he's like, I
got these gay themes into the show. I go that
that's not what you're supposed to do, dude, It's supposed

(59:29):
to be a sexual as as possible. Yes, the female
lead had fat cans that we all stared at.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Right, that's completely different. Kids aren't don't have sexuality yet.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
It's like for my own life to be introduced that pornography.
It's so early, dude, it destroyed my life.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Bad for you.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Yeah, it's destroyed my life. And that's why I pushed
back on all this stuff. When they want to have
trans reading the kids, it's like you're you're introducing advanced
algebra to kids who are working on Abcason one, two threes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
The young mind just doesn't know how to integrate those
kinds of things. It's like three overload.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I've seen it in my own life. My daughter plays
Xbox now you know what, she doesn't do play with
her toys anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Oh dude, Yeah, my nephew same way.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
So I feel like we've kind of robbed her of
her childhood in a weird way.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Yeah, she still.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Runs around with dolls, but soon she gets to the house,
all she wants to do is play the X Now,
play the PS five. Now. I don't get really get mad.
Dana's not happy with it, But I don't get mad
because they can't go outside and play because it's LA.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
If they could go outside and play and they said,
I got get that out of the house.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Does that weary you that? Because I assume you grew
up somewhere where you could go outside.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Right, dude, I was playing when I My mom's like,
he didn't play that. I go, mom, I was hanging
out with the next door neighbors at three or four
years old.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yeah, I mean I didn't come in the house often
until the night. It was nighttime. You know, you just go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I was out running around. And that's a big reason
why I want to get out of LA getting dirty.
I just want my kids to get the fuck out
of the house and explore and live life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Yeah, I wonder about that. I do wonder if that's safe,
like like healthy, you know what I mean, growing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Sit at home.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
That's why kids are all chunky now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
And I mean you have it seems like RFK Juniors
had some victories now with these companies who are.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Taking his stance on the on the everybody has a
wearable thing. He goes, that's not what I meant. I
said it wrong. Okay, It's just this thing that could
track your health if you want to wear it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
We are getting some victories though, right on these like
dies coming out of foods.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
And I think he's doing I think, I mean, he
has to play a game. People have to understand something
in order to survive at that level. There has to
be a game played. You can't have all the wins, right,
So when he comes out, he's like, mRNA, our vaccines
are good for you. Well, he has to do that
or else they would take him out. But so now

(01:02:14):
what he's going to do is put a giant warning
on them, saying what they they cause heart problems. That's
a win for me. But the the the the study
they say it's about to drop is going to be
a game changer, I hope, oh really yeah, And it's

(01:02:36):
basically going to be a link between he be and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Oh oh oh yeah, yeah I heard about this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Yeah, I don't well, I don't know why I can
say on YouTube. So I don't want to get this
in trouble but they came out with something new. We
were very excited today that supposedly a drug that was
going to be used for something else. This guy that
was just determined to study auto his them has discovered

(01:03:01):
that a drug that's over the counter drug. When given
the nonverbal children, they start to talk. Really, yeah, it's
it's a big thing. All the people in my daughter's
classes have been doing it, and they say their kids
way more focused now, like starting to say words, kids
that were lost. Especially, autism hits boys way harder, way harder. Really,

(01:03:27):
oh yeah, because what autism basically does is eliminates emotives, emotions,
and it makes you really focus on basically systems. That's
why it hits boys more. Men are all about understanding
how the system works and working through the system my organization, rightation.
Females tend to be more emotive, more emotional, more expressing love,

(01:03:51):
helping motherly instincts. Men. That's why it hits boys way
harder than girls.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
What do you know what the I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
I will if anyone asks, I'll ask Dana. She was
telling me about it. You're gonna look into it one
hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Very interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I just want my daughter to speak. She says words
here and there, but we want her to get get
it going. I would love that because she's so smart.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
It must be frustrating not to be able.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
To her to me, yeah, souper, But to hurt to
her frustrate what I'm talking about to her, Yeah, even
more frustrating.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Because you can't if you can't express what you're feeling
in a moment.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yes, she can't tell us how she's feeling at that moment.
So we have to play charades with her. Oh does it?
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Oh how does that work?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
We have to go do you want this? Do you
want that? Do you want this?

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
She'll grab my hand and leave me to what she wants.
If she wants to eat, she'll bring me to the fridge,
open fridge. She wants cracker, she knows where they are.
She wants her tablet. She'll take me to where the
tablet is. So she communicates in that way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
But it's cool, man. At least she's expressing herself.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Yeah, I mean it's I really want her to talk.
And then we're gonna have a big summer because she's
going into kindergarten. We're gonna get everything right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Oh, that's exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yeah, we're very excited. I mean, I'm sad they're in kindergarten,
which which is great in one way, but it's like, okay,
now they're in the system, and now it's fast forward
to they graduate high school.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Oh boy, dude, my nephew just turned seven, like and
he he has he gets my mother's phone now his
grandmother's phone, and has learned how to do voice to text.
And dude, the shit I woke up to this morning.
He called me at five am, LA time, like to
play Fortnite. You know, he doesn't understand the time different,
so he thinks, like, hey, it's sunlight here, time to call.

(01:05:41):
He sent me a text at five point thirty saying, uh, okay, uh,
this is River calling. Can you play Fortnite? Answer me.
I'm going to the beach today. And then he sent
me like twenty emojis like angry wake up emojis, you know,
I want to play Fortnite right now. And then he's
obsessed with that Stitch character from Leelo and Stitch. Oh yeah,

(01:06:04):
he sent a bunch of cheese emojis because I guess
that character is obsessed with cheese or something. He says
Stitch still wants cheddar cheese, he said, answer me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
Her kids, kids and extremely old people text like it's Ransom.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Are you ready yet? Can you play yet?

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
You're ready?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
And then he says, I'm gonna do my penny Wise
face later. Chucky, Oh, Chucky just walked into the room.
Hold on, and he sent me like five knife emojis,
and then he sent me another knife emoji and a
teddy bear emoji. He said, do you know that movie
about the teddy bear that kills? And then he sent
me a rat emoji. He said, I watched this movie
called Ratatui and it was good. It's about a mouse

(01:06:45):
that cooks. Are you ready to play Fortnite? And that
was all before I woke up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I had all Yeah, it sounds like an out control
AI right there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Yeah, he's so wild dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
And then but it's crazy to watch him go from
like little meat wad into full conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Yes, it's amazing. Yeah, he texts better my mom already
he's using voice to.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
My Dad's the worst. I mean, I don't even know
how he gets to right some of the stuff. I
call my dad NonStop. He never answers the phone. I mean, yeah,
it's crazy, dude, It's a crazy time. Johnny got stories.
Because this is yes fourth of July, we want to
take it easy right now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
So this was by far, by far the craziest, even
with the Diddy, the craziest ship to come out of
last week. So Kennis Owens goes on her show and
tells the story of getting a call from the President

(01:07:43):
that is absolutely insane. Now, Kens, if you don't know,
is the one who brought us the story in the
most in depth way on Brigitte Macron uh saying that
you know, she's she's a fella. So this is what
she claims and I have no reason to doubt her.

Speaker 10 (01:08:02):
Anyways, this phone call is coming from Florida. Pick up
the phone and lo and beholds.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:08:12):
So here's what happened. I'm negotiating this thing. I'm negotiating
Ukraine and Russia. And you wouldn't believe how many how
many parts of heart.

Speaker 7 (01:08:21):
It is President Donald J. Trump. He is calling me
and in true.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
She's so hot. Shes like Robin Gibbons, like prime Robin Gibbons.

Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
Dude, she saw President Trump fashion. He jumps right into
the narrative. They were now, hey, how you do.

Speaker 10 (01:08:34):
He just like jumps right into the narrative of exactly
how this went down. I am literally, I it is
hard to catch my breath to comprehend. At four days ago,
I'm ending a series about Brigitte Macrone, and now I'm
speaking to the president, I states, and the topic of conversation,
no matter which way you want to slice, it's about

(01:08:54):
Macrone's wife's penis.

Speaker 7 (01:08:56):
I mean, there's no other way to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:08:58):
Anyways, I have mcrone, I'd like mcrone. We're speaking at
the White House and I'm walking him to his car,
and you know, he says to me, mister President, can
I speak to you first? Can I say, of course,
she can speak to me, but anything what's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
And more Crow wants to have a little side going on.

Speaker 10 (01:09:13):
And then Macrone says to him, mister President, do you
know Candice Owens?

Speaker 7 (01:09:18):
And I say, yes, yes, of course, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (01:09:21):
And then continues the narrative and he tells me that
Emmanuel Macron is requesting to his face that I stop
speaking about his wife. And one of the things Trump
said is like, you know, he tells me, you know,
she's old, and this is really really impacting her. And
then he said, you know, I saw her. You know,
I saw her up close, and she looks like a

(01:09:43):
woman to me, just like a woman to me.

Speaker 7 (01:09:45):
I had dinner with her at the top of the Eiffel.

Speaker 10 (01:09:47):
Tower, and I explained to him that she has had
this amazing doctor who specializes in transgenderism surgeries or feminization procedures.

Speaker 7 (01:09:59):
I'm talking the President. I just states about this guy's
so crazy. It's crazy. This is wacky.

Speaker 10 (01:10:03):
And I said to Trump, and I will be honest
that at that moment, I realized that one day this
is going to go into my autobiography, and so I
got to say something funny, and I just said, I
said to him, you know, respectfully, mister president, it's not
my fault that he married someone with a penis.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
He then tells me.

Speaker 10 (01:10:21):
Really close to young missing done, and he throws in
the art of the deal type stuff. He starts complimenting me.
He said, Malania loves you. She says you're so beautiful.
She thinks you're so beautiful. I said, thank you, mister president,
Thank you, mister president. You know, confliments will get you
everywhere in life. Is my mentality here and then I
say to him what I've agreed to already in the
back of my head. I say, look, I'm I'm happy
to do this for the short Obviously, I don't want

(01:10:43):
to have on my conscience that less Christian men could
have died in.

Speaker 7 (01:10:47):
The East if I just shut up.

Speaker 10 (01:10:49):
And yes, but I'm very clear this is going to
be short term and that I expect fully expect that
in a few months I will be able to speak
about this. He was about to commit to that, but
then it felt to me like someone in the background was.

Speaker 7 (01:11:04):
Like, no, we need this conversation to stop altogether.

Speaker 10 (01:11:09):
And then he doesn't say no or yes, but he
just says, you know that he really needs to work
with Macron long term and they have this long working relationship.
And I was very clear, this is not long term
for me, like you're if you're close to this deal,
ink it, let's get it done.

Speaker 7 (01:11:24):
And then he's crazy says, they can come on your
podcast one day. I'm great for ratings.

Speaker 10 (01:11:30):
They're so trump and to give yourself a compliment. So
I give him a trump right back, and I say, respectfully,
mister president, I'm apparently good for ratings too, because you've
got You've got a leader of a country, the president
of country, asking you to ask me to do a favor.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
By the way, that is the most chick thing ever. Yes,
only a woman would say that to a president, Yes,
the president. Because ladies, I love y'all. But women do
not see social hierarchy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
And if you're in a track, you think you're on
the level of everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
If I'm in the same room with a guy, or
if I'm on the phone with him, I'm just as
good as he is. I'm not any you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
And like I've always said this, if I'm in a
room full of comics and Joe Rogan walks in, we
all know. And I've seen it happen. I've seen Joe Rogan,
Bill Bird, David tel all these guys, and you know
who the alpha is, okay, and everyone acquiesces to that.
And I don't care what anyone said. I watch it

(01:12:30):
with my own eyes. Who was the alpha in that room.
Men understand that because we run in packs, yes, and
we like to have a leader and we need that.
I think women do not understand that. And again it
goes into this thing that I was talking about, Like
Alex Alex the second great great grandma was a cook

(01:12:58):
at a rest when the tsar just came in and
he was conquering the country and he stops there and
sees her. Yeah yeah, and he's like damn, throws it
in her hits it that night, and then he marries
her just because she's that hot, crazy right, and then

(01:13:22):
Nicole Smith it right there, dude, major jump up, major
jump up. She went from line cook to the Queen
of Russia.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
That could only happen in Russia, tea, dude, not in England.
You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Well, I mean, what about the redheaded prince who married
the chick from Dealer no Dealer whatever that show was
where she had the suitcase where there's allegations of of escorting.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
That's completely I mean that. I mean, you just had
it in the twentieth century where a king had to
abdicate because he wanted to take on a different.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
There was a South Korean royalty. She stepped down from
royalty to marry her husband.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Yeah, it's uh, where Russia they kind of had a
little different philosophy about that. So wait, so this story though,
this is so this is insane, so this but I
have been kind of ambivalent about that story. But this
confirms it essentially, right, it must be true.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
I mean it's it must be because if it wasn't true,
she wouldn't care.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Yeah, although I don't. Does that know? Tell me? Does
that go contrary to what you normally say though, where
people when they're accused of stuff, if they're innocent, they
would like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Well, you go, let's say it's not true. Go it's
not fucking true, and then you move on like the
Tom Hanks thing by not acknowledging it at all when
the entire internet is calling you out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Yeah, yeah, but I mean they're not acknowledging it really there.
This was you don't you don't expect to tell the
president and then it end up on the YouTube video.
You know, you tell the president on the way to
the car, and then now Candice just puts him on
blast for millions of people on YouTube. That's rough.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
Now he must assume anything he says will make it
to the news.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Yes, dude, at that point.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
You have to really understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
So what do you think though? Here's my question? So
what is her endgame about continuing to talk about this?
What is ideally what would happen to Macron and his wife, Like,
does she want them to just admit it? Is that
what that please her? I guess it would, right, Or
is she trying to destroy them? You're like trying to
make it so they're not so he has to get
taken down for this? Do you get what I'm saying?

(01:15:35):
What is the endgame for her? Point? Like, continuing to
talk about this, what's the goal?

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Well, if it plays to her base that thinks there's
a transagenda, okay, and they believe in they believe in
that there's witchcraft involved, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
But what's the goal to get them out of office?
I guess right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
So the goal is to talk about how this is
way more prevent because this all comes on the heels
of the Michelle Obama stuff, you know, and this is
just aworizations you mean, yeah, and this is just kind
of like, well, it's happened over here, why couldn't it
happen here?

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Yeah? All right, Okay, a couple of things. So Paramount
is going to have to pay Trump for that sixty
minutes interview that of you know, Kamala where they just
did a work on it, uh to make Why does
he get money because he's the one who brought the

(01:16:37):
suit they treated him unfair because he was her opponent
in the campaign. Paramount has agreed to pay sixteen million
dollars to settle Trump's lawsuit over the Kamala Harrison interview
in sixty minutes that was deceptively edited. The agreement and
principle proposed by a mediator includes plaintiffs fees and costs
except for fees. Okay, includes plaintiffs fees and costs, and

(01:17:03):
except for fees and costs will be allocated to Trump's
future presidential library. Paramount Global said the lawsuit which was
filed saw twenty billion in damages, so he comes in
a little short of twenty billion dollars. I wonder how
he calculated that twenty billion. The settlement will include a
release of all claims regarding any CBS reporting through the day.

(01:17:26):
How funny is that? So as part of his agreement,
he has to agree not to release any possible other
actions he could do against CBS up to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
The Yeah, and like to them, sixteen mil isn't that much?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Yes? Nothing, No, they're sneezing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Even though they're dying. They're just gonna morph in the
something else. They'll just get bought out by they're just
they're going to turn to a studio and non network, right,
They're just gonna be producing. And they've tried to get
in on it with Paramount. Plus that I've seen my
favorite shows on there, which is incbaster.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
South Park's on there. That's what did you see?

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
South Park?

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
They're doing this, Paramount is doing this. I guess it's
like a merger between them and sky Dance Media. And
people were wondering, like, when's the new south Park coming out?
It got delayed. So the guys at South Park put
out a statement just yesterday talking about why why they're
being held up? Let me okay. Here it is. In

(01:18:27):
response to the press release from Comedy Central about the
change in premiere date for South Park. Trey Parker and
Matt Stone said, the merger is a shit show and
it's fucking up South Park. We are at the studio
working on new episodes and we hope the fans get
to see them soon somehow. So they're pissed. I guess
something with the merger made it so that they couldn't

(01:18:49):
put the episodes out yet, and South Park's really the
guys at South Park are angry.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
I'm surprised. They haven't gone on to their own well.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
They were going to do that and then Paramount came
in with the huge payday. Uh last time they were.
In fact, they had already launched their on website, southpark
dot com. I think it was where they were putting
the episodes and then Paramount came in with that massive
offer and just basically told them you could do whatever
you want, uh, and they accepted it. But yeah, I

(01:19:18):
thought that was interesting. Trump getting paid there, Liam Gallagher,
they're getting ready to Oasist, getting ready to start that tour.
I mentioned it earlier. I was up early the other
morning and Liam Gallagher will just tweet crazy shit. He's
getting ready to play in like South Korea sometime soon,
and he just tweets out the words ching Chong, just
ching Chong.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
And dude, they are so pissed. They really want to
string this guy up for that, like he had some
kind of racist intent and you can see his first
few comments where like people were like, oh, come on, Liam,
we didn't think you were racist, and he's like, I
don't what are you talking about. I'm not racist. I
love everybody, And they're like, yeah, right, dude, and dude,
he's just getting wrecked by people with no FI I

(01:20:00):
mean millions and million. I made the mistake, annihilated. I
made the miss Yeah, he's getting destroyed. I mean he
had to delete it but and apologize it. But I
made the mistake of getting in there like who cares?
You know, I commented or something, all these Chinese people,
what are you doing, gig? I heard the phrase white
pig about.

Speaker 2 (01:20:19):
Yeah, Asians want to get on in on hate so badly, Johnny,
because they're like, we're not white, and you're like, yeah,
but you're whiter than white. You're doing better than whites.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
So Julio says our child as.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Oh, dude, this is the greatest story of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
It's so wild.

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
So he like, you are so bad at boxing, you're
getting deported.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
He you know, we talked about it on Cash Daddies.
I'm pretty sure that fight was rigged, that he threw
that fight.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Uh can you find where he winks? Is it on?
Is it anywhere?

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
I mean I only noticed it when I watched the
whole fight. So let me uh, okay, hold.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
On, Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Let me see if we got dude. Okay, Uh, well, anyway,
so I should say the story. Okay, so Huo says,
our Chives Junior is the son of one of the
most famous boxers in the world and in the history
of boxing. Uh And he was also a boxer, not
a great boxer though not like his father. He had
a lot of talent, but he just didn't do that
and he just got He just lost to Jake Paul.

(01:21:22):
He didn't throw. He threw like eighteen punches through the
first I don't know, six rounds something like that, and
then at the end showed that he could have been
doing more. Uh And I think it was fixed because
it was the fight that Jake Paul needed to get
ranked so that he could fight for I think it
was a WBA or w.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
I think he's in trouble, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Oh if he fights somebody real, he's gonna I.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Think he's in deep trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
So then after actually week after the fight, uh he
has been arrested by ice and UH charged or deported
on uh IT or brought up for expedited remove rather
for UH let me see for his alleged involvement with
the Sineloa cartel trafficking arms, ammunition and explosives. According to DHS,

(01:22:11):
and lying on his visa and being on an expired visa.
He's been in it. He came in the US illegally
in August twenty twenty three, and now he didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Chav At skids gotta sneak into the country.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Is that crazy? So yeah, so that's I mean, that's
just wild. That shows you what kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Well I blame this all on Biden for just opening
the borders, and now good people are getting swept up
with bad people.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Well, this ain't good people. Chavas ain't good people.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
Do well, I'm not saying him, but you know you're
getting into that. We're really hammering on illegals and a
lot of them are good people.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Yeah, and some citizens, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
And it's just a matter before they come after Americans,
and all these conservatives will fucking be screaming bloody hell
when that happens. And I have to say, you're you're okay.
Whatever they do to other people, they're going to turn
around due to you. And I'm totally with getting rid
of bad actors. But I don't know if showing up

(01:23:20):
at people's high school graduations and grabbing them in front
of their family is the blunt force trauma people were
voting for.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
It's gotta be a better way to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
And you know, and you know who you want to blame,
the media. They're the ones showing it. When Biden was doing,
Obama was doing when Clint was doing it, when Bush
was doing it. They didn't talk about it at all.
They're using it as a wedge to drive people crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Yeah, and if you're one of these people who's celebrating
this with kind of a gleeful like Joseph is what
I voted for, you really should because yeah, sure, they
came into the country illegally trying to find, many of
them any way, a better way of life for their families.
I can't blame somebody for that. You should just think

(01:24:08):
twice before being gleeful about it, I would say, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Just like again, I got in an argument with some
Grace still in on my other show, and it's like,
this notion that Americans won't work fucking jobs is just
absolutely stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Oh dude, we've seen it already, were they?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
I was telling him, I went through Wendy's that night
and there was a fifty five year old handing me
my food.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Yeah, dude, well, we just saw it at this this
chicken processing factory where they wiped out the jobs I did,
all the employees, and there was just a line around
the building the next day of legal and you know,
citizens trying to get those jobs. Yeah, we're unemployed. Yeah,
so yeah, it's now we'll just do quick speed round here.

(01:24:54):
This from Fox News. Biden claims he's getting calls from
European leaders who want him more engaged in the tr
Ump era. If you believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I don't believe any of it. Which Biden are they
calling black Biden, flom Biden, Which Biden is being called right.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Now, bicycle legs Biden. NYC mayor oal candidate Zoron Mamandi
has identified as Black, Asian and Asian on his Columbia application.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Well, I'm Blazian too, so I get it. But I'm
also Russian too, I'm Russian Armenian.

Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
Zoran. This guy is I mean, a video got passed
people were saying he's not a communist, and then this
video got passed around this week where he's talking about
the next step is seizing the means of production, and
which is just straight out of the communist manifact. He
is a communist. Michael Matson of kill Bill Reservoir Dogs

(01:25:48):
died only sixty seven years old. Rest in peace, Rush
and peace.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Brother, you lived a wonderful life. What a blessing he'd
have to go through the bad old years. She rocked
really hard and had a good time setting love in
Paris his family.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
I guess according to Vice, people with swamp crotch are
setting off TSA alarms, people with stinky crotches flying through
airports are setting off TSA alarms and great numbers. And
then the final story, how.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Bad is your crotch? Dude? There's a hilarious video. There's
this video of this teenage couple. They do this weird
kind of throw where her crotch goes right in his face.
So there's always these these remakes of them with either
old couples or fat couples, and they try to do it.
So this Filipino couple does it and he flips his

(01:26:41):
wife and his wife's face goes in his crotch and
he starts throwing up, starts dry heavy. Now, if you
go that's fake, Okay, why are you putting out a
fake for your wife having a fucking sewer down there?
I guess, and why would she be okay with putting
that out. That's that's evenier anything for clicks and views. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Yea last story. So more and more people now are
using AI for legal services. This guy in Ontario was
had thirty two thousand dollars in cash seized from him
in one of these police seizure situations, and he used
AI to do his legal arguments, and AI just made

(01:27:25):
up fake legal precedents for him to use in his argument.
So he lost it. He got the money. They were
able to keep the money because he used AI instead
of hiring an attorney to get his money back. It
was like making up the AI was just making up
court cases and he was handing them in like he
knew what he was talking about, you know. He was like, yeah,
according to Blank versus Blank in nineteen seventy three, this

(01:27:47):
is an illegal seizure of my property. And then they
were the judges like, dude, I don't know what you're
talking That's just a made up case.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Your trusting fallen angel voices to guide you through I
legal thing the way you probably I think, so Pddu's
AI probably have a better lawyer.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Well, he's getting away with it. What do you mean he's.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Not getting away with We don't know what how many years.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
He's getting Let's see, I mean for what he did,
he's sure is getting away with it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Next By the next time we talk, I will have
seen Superman. I'm pretty excited about it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
I'm excited for that. I gotta go see the formula one.
I got it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
There's a bunch of good dude, it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
A bunch of kids stuff that I gotta go see.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
It's good. By the way, this mall, this to pang
them all is so bad ass. That's like a hidden
gym in the Yeah, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Yeah they have.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
They have this place in the food court that is
like Fogo to chaw, but in a food court. It's
called like Lavaca, I think. And it's Brazilian where you
just shave you off as much meat as you want
and like weigh it and you can. It's got a
whole salad bar and everything in the food court.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
I'll go there if you want to grab lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
One, let's do it. It's great.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
That's it. That's it. What's the word?

Speaker 6 (01:29:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
P Diddy and the fam who you know do it better?

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
All right bye, everybody, Bye, Buddy, we'll be in the
studio next week. Everybody, bye bye m h

Speaker 9 (01:29:13):
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