163: Epstein Lies Could Cost Trump + Cloud-Seeding Propaganda + Population Collapse Could Help Greater Israel Project

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Cool Growth and Simulation. Growth and Simulation, Sam Trickley.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulations starring Johnny Water.
We are in it, Johnny, and I feel great.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I saw your tweet.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I got two legit taps. Bro.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I know I've been doing it for two years, but
I got too legit taps.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Does this mean that most of the taps you've told
me in the No.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
But sometimes they're nice to me because I'm the fat
old guy and I got this guy in a wristlock.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I got this new risk, so I got this new
wristlock that I do.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Uh huh that it's like you invented it?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
No, no, no.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
So.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
One of my favorite content to save on Instagram is
jiu jitsu moves, and the problem with with Instagram jiu
jitsu videos is most of them are done against people
letting you do them. And the biggest problem with jiu
jitsu is, out of all the arts I've taken, jiu
jitsu is the hardest to apply because it's against complete

(01:11):
one like resistance. It's really boring to people who may
not be into jiu jitsu to watch a high end
jiu jitsu match because it's incremental steps.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
It's the smallest of steps.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
It's like it's like you watching chess or me watching chess.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
It's incremental, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
So to be able to take anything you see sorry
on Instagram and apply it, to apply it to something
in a real role isn't the easiest thing to do.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You also have the mcdojo life problem where you don't
know if somebody is legit, who's showing you this ship,
or it's just some.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I totally agree on that. That's a great point, Johnny. So.
So I saw this tap that this guy did, and
but he was the gee.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
But it's still a great tap.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
And it's kind of like I'm a weird guy because
I like to work from Yeah, dude, I am so
weird dude, And I just want you all to know
I'm a degenerate.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Okay, just get that out.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
You can't blackmail Sam, right.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
The chick's like, oh, you're kind of more of a
degenerate than I am.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I go, yep, let's find now, baby.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Let's let's do it. Let's get medieval bitch, not bitch,
she's very nice, no, not but okay, So I were
I like to get to my back. I'm more comfortable
working for my back. And we're not talking about blowing
out my back, Johnny. Okay, you don't have to make
everything a homo erotica where you're happy.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
So so there's this move right, so I'll be on
my back. They're in my guard and they're like, grab
my hands. So Perry it's up. It's kind of a hand, Perry,
you Perry up, grab their wrist. Okay, you're not gonna
get this on super advanced guys, but you can get
on my level.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Guys. Perry, grab their wrists. You shoot.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You can either chop their arm or just shoot your
arm in get under here and then turn it back right,
turning a karate chop on them.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Well you can't, but really you just got to slip
this in right.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't even know the valid So.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Their hand is like this, like yeah, and then you
just push it back and push their arm down.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Tap tap tap if you can.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Get it to that. And I got it today. I
got it today. And then my big thing, I can
get komoros on people because I have to use fat
old guy jiu jitsu. I can't be throwing my legs everywhere.
I have to use fat guy jiu jitsu, and my
whole thing is what are what are the what are.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
The pressure points beaning at your joints.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
So that's why I'm always trying to get I'm always
trying to get that because I'm not going it's so
hard for me to throw my legs over to get
a triangle.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I do it, but it's really hard because I.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Have heavy legs, super super heavy legs diagnosed, and we're
making advancements every year.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Super heavy legs are we Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Ok?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, the latest Japanese.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Got the latest advancement.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
One thing is really good for your super heavy legs, Johnny,
is to put your ass against the wall and put
your legs up and just sit there for about twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Your blood I try to do it.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Your blood your blood goes down, which gets blood circulation
going to your super heavy legs.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Correct me if I'm wrong. So you're sitting spread eagle
against the wad.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, no, no, Johnny again with the homo erotica, Johnny, Like,
your mind just goes to the man butt stuff so quick.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
It just goes so quick to man butt stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
You're laying on the ground with your back on the
Ground's so crazy. With the game show with your legs
in the air.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
No, straight up in the air.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Against the wall, Johnny, I'm not sitting there spread eagle
in front of everybody.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
What does that say on your head? Ultra free?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Ultra free? Did so? Anyways, So I did that.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I so I got I got the wrist lock, and
I got real quick standing up rist lock too. It
wasn't even in my guard. And the only reason I
talk about this is because I get murked all the time.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
This is this is a because you're this is a.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Brag because it's like I should just quit. That's it's
like either like celebrate the victories or call it a day.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Okay, So this is kind of like the equivalent of bragging.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
This is like therapy.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
This is like Sam can only keep going if he
celebrates these tiny winds.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Sam's ju jitsu therapy.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
So anyways, So I got that, and then the next
one is I got the komora And.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
It's just like, what, poor, let you do that?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Just a guy in the thing, you know, guy, I
roll with a lot. I got him on it. That's
my move.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Do you have a guy that's kind of your go
to because you think you can get him out.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
All my class are killers. They're all killers, They're all
young killers. I'm the oldest guy. I'm not the oldest
guy at the gym, I'm like third oldest. But most
of the class I'm in, I'm the oldest guy and
I'm definitely the oldest white belt, so I'm really close
to get my blue belt. I'm like this class, I'm like,
if I just could not do shows on the last

(06:16):
Thursday of every fucking of every month, I would have.
I tried to do two privates a week in one
one role, so I got the taps feel good.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
What's the what's the big story this week? I think
I think we have to I think it is the
We talked briefly about it last week, but now the
government is just in this. It's the official stance of
our government that the Schmeepstein thing never basically never happened.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
So uh so YouTube is telling us we can't talk
about what all the other contents.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I think I think we probably could get away with it,
but just with it with the rest.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
So have you heard they're having a fight now? This
is the story was breaking tonight.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
A feud at the Justice Department over the handling of
the Jeffrey Epstein files. A source tells Fox News Tonight
that the FBI deputy.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
By the way, have you ever heard that Dan Bojano
looks like RoboCop without the gear?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
No, if he shaved us saved his beer.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
Has not been seen in the office since Wednesday, after
a heated argument with Attorney General Pam Bondi at the
White House. A correspondent David Spott has this story.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
You know, you know, parable clash between they got Pam
Bondi doing weird shit. Oh, probably visited a barn or
something like that. They're like, yep, thank you your Attorney General.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Guys, we have a canine lady.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Attorney General Jay's Epstein memo, the two pager out earlier
this week, insists the convicted sex trafficker and defender killed
himself and a client list does not. Four separate sources
on Gino is so upset about the rollout of the
memo he didn't show up to work on Friday and protest.
One source says he hasn't been seen in the office

(08:07):
since the argument with the Attorney General.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I love it when you don't go to work and
you work at the White House, you're you're protesting when
you work at like, uh no, Einstein's Bagels, you're a
shitty employee.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
It's done.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I'm protesting whenever you don't want to go to work.
Just tell him you're protesting you.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Hey, dude, you're not are for your shift at pizza.
I'm protested, Sam. I'm afraid I'm not gonna be a
temfoil hat next week. I'm protesting sin. Oh my god,
I hope you can understand that.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
She has like I bleached my b hole.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Look you say that about every blonde woman.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, when you're that blonde that you bleach.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, she I mean she's may be released, don't you.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I just do.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
I don't want any color, like a little brown, any colors.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I don't know. It just seems more natural.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Oh gosh, here, so we gotta this can help it.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
When I look at a woman, I go bleach, not bleach.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
This is our big lie.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
He's the release of the Epstein material for I'm about
b J.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Maybe releasing the list of Jeffrey Epstein's clients.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Well that really happened.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
It's sitting on my desk right now to review.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
But earlier this week, when pressed.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
I was asked a question about the client list, and
my response was, it's sitting on my desk to be reviewed,
meaning the file along WI, the JFK.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Look at Trump. He's looking Trump.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Well, Pam, hold on, you're really fucking this up. We
passed TIMNT.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
No, yeah, fifteen Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Pam, you're really messing this up. Let me jump in
and say something even dumber.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Watch him. He's checking to see if they're buying it viewed.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Meaning the file along wib E, JFK, MLK files as well.
That's what I meant by that.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
The White House, the attorney.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
How does that not what we're waiting for?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
So obvious she's.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Fox News says the.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Pro You heard the story about her effort.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
What the speaker, I mean, the spokesperson for the White House.
Yeah what what?

Speaker 4 (10:13):
How she showed up this day with no cross around
her neck? Oh? Really? Yeah, like she's always and she
didn't wear the cross this week.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
No, I hadn't heard.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Everyone's like, oh, because she knows she's lying.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I don't want to lie with the cross. And you
think she's doing that it's a signal or it's a
moral thing. What do you think this signal to people or.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
A term morality? She's like, I'm about to lie in
the Lord.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Look there it is with the cross continued fixation, difference,
sewing division in President Trump's cabinet is baseless and unfounded
in reality, FBI Director Cash Patel staying silent in the matter,
and so.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well did you see Rolling Stones had a headline that
andrews Trump voter Andrew Schultz realizes for the first time
that Trump might.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Can I get into this real quick? Okaye?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Like ten seconds?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
And Bongino by Trump supporters who feel the administration is
being dismissive and not candid about Epstein. A source close
to Bongino says he's thinking about resigning over this memo rollout,
although no final decision has been made. Meanwhile, sources close
to Director Buttel and the Attorney General say they plan
to stay right where they are, all right, of.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Course, because they got her doing barnyard stuff. We were
you gonna say which I would watch, I'd watch it.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I don't know Bestialiti.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, but it's a it's a super powerful chick. Of
course you're going to watch it. I mean, I guess,
I mean they're just like, as it's this, it's this
thing we have in society right now where like women
can't be filthy enough, and then when they don't get
there what they want, they they cry victim.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
What do you mean they can't be filthy enough to please?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Is now social collateral and being as as you possibly
can be, and then when it doesn't go the way
they want, then it becomes I'm a victim, and it's like, no, dude,
you use that to really lure in super powerful men,
the thinking you're that chick. It's so funny. I saw

(12:15):
meme one time. I forgot the chicks the actress's name.
But it's like when you find a guy and you're
bisexual and he's into you and he cooks and he
cleans and it's so great, and then the picture below
it is when he leaves you for an actual bisexual
that cooks and cleans.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Here's this headline from Rolling Stone. Trump voter Andrew Schultz
can't believe Trump isn't doing what he campaigned on. And
you said had some reaction to that. You said, let
me get into.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, he just annihilated Cash Ptel, who's by the way,
name has Cash app in it just so you want
to you know, Well, the truth of the matter is,
this is this notion going around by the whacking their
lady unit. The notion that things would be different if

(13:08):
that box wine drinking hooker was in is laughable.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
It's stupid.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
It would be the exact same thing plus trans BLM
and fat feminists.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
It'd be the exact same thing because the exact same
people would be in charge one hundred.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
It's not the passing through state, it's the Permont state.
And what this does is demoralize the notion that the
president is at all powerful. It's just demoralizes.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, no, I mean he's got The truth is.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
He's just he's a puppet and he's got to hand
up his ass. And that that hand has an Israeli
flag on it. I mean, you think it's just happens
that the day before now who shows up, They suddenly
gets there's no file. I mean, and it's and it's listen, guys,
I wanted to do this today, but I'm so busy

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and on my day off, I wanted to watch.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Again because I can't get anyone to watch it.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I said it to all these people I know, none
of them watch it because they're all so busy. It
is g Egger Griffin's capitalist conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
You have to think about how little of the ship
people send you that you watched, to be.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Fair, Yeah, I mean, if it's long, I'm not gonna
watch exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
One thing I did watch was black people reacting to
Eddie Bravo's El Coyote song.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
It was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
That's a real thing.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Wait, have you watched that on on on any of
your just before, because we can do a reaction to
the reaction.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Now, okay, let me send to you he sent to me.
I'll send to you.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Let me see you.

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Know, based off of de orderant that that you know,
Eddie Bravo, who of course is the main facilitator of
the album.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
You know, it seems like the material was a little.

Speaker 10 (14:53):
Satirical in nature.

Speaker 9 (14:54):
So I don't know if El Coyote is gonna have
that same vibe. I know that you know, of course
Hook Thieves had the.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Album jarb Sam that that you can just picking that up?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
What me going back and forth? I'm sorry, my friends
of flies by Johnny is you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Watching these things going on?

Speaker 9 (15:15):
Man, let's let's words Coyote.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Can I tell you what upsets me about Coyote? I
didn't get asked to do it?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Well, be in the video.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
You would have been in the video and a heartbeat.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
You don't have a reputation as an actor though, you
know that, right, mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
We worked too hard, We worked too hard.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Well, we should just be sitting around watching videos. How
you're saying.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
The song is great? Any problems A five to a player?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Really if he if he wanted to focus on stand up,
he could be Joey diaz Us.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
No more, no more. That guy is the best. And
by the way, he's Mexican, full blown, that big white guy. Yeah,
no kidding, he's a UFC fighters, He's the UFC rat.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
He's like a Luis k.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I love stop.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
I love that the Mexican chick is going over the
border in yoga pants.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Maybe we could have done more with the wardrobe.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
No, no, no, it's great.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
That just lets you know women will try to be
sexy no matter what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
I could play cop.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Dude, you don't you have anything but cop energy.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Dide I come from police officers. My family is please.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Don't come from psychic and see yeah, I'm a psychic cop.
That's a pretty good pitch for US TV show, Actually
psychic Cop.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
You know, a picture show with me and Brett Earns
because everyone says we look like brothers except for I've
down syndrome right, and it was a buddy cop film
where we're too like basically brothers and we're cops. But
I'm like a clus I'm in vice because I'm I
love all the vice stuff, so that he's going to

(17:38):
be doing that anyways. Send him in and we have
to fight crime together. But I'm psychic.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I'm a So you show up at the crimes before
they happened? Is that the idea? And you know, I
just like.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Sniff Grass, I'm like, oh dude, they went this way.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
But wouldn't you if you were psychic, you would show
up at the crime or no pre crime?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
That is a pre crime psychic ability. I don't have that.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Okay, do you have the psychic show?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
What chick is Cornie?

Speaker 11 (18:02):
I'm gonna just pause it before everybody goes crazy to comment,
because this is the only reason why I say that,
and I make it as a joke, is because Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
We're getting a little dangerous hair and We're getting nervous.

Speaker 10 (18:14):
Our country right now. Man, we all know it.

Speaker 11 (18:16):
Just watch social if you unless you live under a rock,
you know you just look on social media. You're seeing
all the ice agents and all of the deportation, all
that kind of stuff going on.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Man.

Speaker 10 (18:26):
So I don't want to get into that.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Stop. But this is why I love my brand.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, because you don't have to apologize.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I'm talking about Pam Bonding getting weird with far Man
and I'm.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Like, yeah, dude, let's get good. Let me watch.

Speaker 11 (18:44):
But I will say, getting back to this song, man,
he's speaking from it.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
It worries me. I have to say, because if something
ever happens to you and I have to go back
to having a straight job. I have a whole record
now of just me saying crazy shit and nodding to
your crazy shit for you years. So I'd be I
bet he fucked, bro. I just I think if Sam
kills over or something, I might be I think you'll
be fine Nextually you might have no.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Choice but to come together.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Creating Ai Sam and just kidding.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Dude, that'd be so funny.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Like you guys have you have to beatles it when
John McCartney died.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
You're like, dude, we can't. I got bills to pay.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I'll just go and get like unreleased ship that were
like stuff that we can Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Dude, and just my seat is a green screen and
you guys just hit it in.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
And remember how Tupac kept coming out with albums for
like a decade after he died. That would be Yeah, we're.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Just gonna go Patreon only for the show. Sam just
wants to do it right, sim Yes, I will love
dude do that. It would be much better.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
It is gonna be way better. Sam sound just like.

Speaker 11 (19:49):
He seems like a perspective of somebody that you know,
smuggles Mexicans in illegally. You know me, Yeah, right at Coyote.
I really just think he's bringing awareness. That's what it
sounds like always.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
But he's making all the people are like left that
what he's got bills to pay?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Why do we have borders? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (20:13):
I like awareness because it.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Very This is I thought this is gonna be like funny.
This is just these guys are seriously analyzing this highlight.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
God bless them, they're killing it.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
No, but I just thought it was a bit like
they're doing comedy. But this is actually just like.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Be more hoodish.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
No, Johnny, Johnny, you your your racist voice.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
No, no, you can't do that. Actually, no, it's funny
if that's.

Speaker 10 (20:38):
What I like about what I'm seeing here, man, And
the same thing with you seen.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Yeah, I think we've seen it.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I'm just waiting for them to pull out. Oh it's
go to the middle.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Just see when because that this doesn't like a shootout
and sue in this music video. Wait did they stop
playing the music?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
He did? Wait?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Do you think that the music videos got too crazy?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Okay? I mean yeah, sound care about the airport. It's
YouTube us, different rules for different pools.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Okay, got to be more careful.

Speaker 11 (21:14):
Yeah, man, that's what you got to be more careful
because we came off with the orderant, which was a
little bit more.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Like like we were this video.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
What is the what is that is that? Somebody?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
You know who that is?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
It might be another album, but this hits hard man,
because of.

Speaker 10 (21:31):
What's going on in the world.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
They're just serious, They're you know, this reminds me of
It reminds me of like remember in school your teacher
would sit down and be like, no, what do you
think this poem is about? And you have to guess
all this ship that clearly wasn't the guy who wrote
it was just trying to make some money, submitted to
a magazine or get laid. Then you have to come
up with like all these crazy Yeah, that's that's.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
The tactic class.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
By the way, what do you mean just inventing motivations?

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, that's all actors do. They make believe.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, see what's my character's drive here? And literally your
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Speaker 3 (22:08):
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Dustin Hoffman or Paccino and somebody, and then one of
these really old Hollywood actors and it was like Dustin
Hoffman or somebody didn't sleep for like a week to
get into character. And he comes in and the guy
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know he didn't sleep for a week. He's like, what
did you do to prepare for this role? And he's like, Oh,
I don't know. I just thought i'd try acting.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
You know.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
It's like it really is. You know, you're playing make
believes you.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Really are, and you're making it way more and that's
why we don't take actors serious anymore, which is a blessing.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Yeah, Hollywood has seen the way it is.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
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you think?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Okay, okay, do you want to go on crazy theory?

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about telling me before the show started?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Okay, So.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Where who was I talking to? Who'd I show this
video to?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I showed somebody at the video that I find them
are showing doom scrolling and it's a video breaking down
what is happening in Europe right now?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Are you saying doom scrolling? Is fixed the wheel.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
No, I don't know. I have to find the videos.
We load them up. I don't know what video it's
gonna show.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Okay, so how do you know it's gonna be scrolling?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Well, I'm gonna submit it. And that's the wheel.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
You have to submit videos to the wheel.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
The AI is how are you taking over?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
AI sas sometimes sassy angry at people shows us like yeah,
look at this vide.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
You're like, come on, a I have fun so.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
So so this video explains that in order for a
population to maintain its population, every feel female must have
at least two point eleven children. Really, yeah, to maintain
the population every female. So that's one for her, one

(27:57):
for the male, and then another one for the lord. Well,
one eleven point one one for the lord. So and
it's breaking down all these countries like Germany is one
point three way below done?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Uh, Italy one point two done? Can I send you
the video?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Yeah, let's play it, Okay, I'll send to you. It's
gonna come from my social media phone.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
This will be out before so you might burn your video.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Dana. Uh, Well, she called me and we talked today.
She's worried about your Zen use.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
The other day she said, she said, you're not the same.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
So whenever she goes Sam, how many dins you have today?
You go how many cigarettes you smoke? And she just
storms off.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
She says, well, I've been smoking for however many years
and he only just started Zen's he doesn't understand. Yeah,
that's what she told me.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah, sorry Warden.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, it's uh, it's it's you're not sleeping. Well, she says,
I sleep great.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Here's my problem.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Okay, I'm not getting this text. You send it to me?
Yes not Johnny Mitchell.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Or nope, Avatar, go.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Ahead, talk about your Zen addiction.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
The problem with sleeping is I have bad hips, right,
and Pollyanna, who's been with us for fourteen years, God bless,
still doesn't understand how we sleep.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
We love Polly. Polly's been sleeping in the bed since
day one.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
The first thing she did my old apartment was jump
on the bed and take a nap. So Polly sleeps
on me. She'll sometimes sleep perpendicular or she'll sleep on me,
and it hurts my hips. And if I don't do
something about I'll have bad.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Hips next day.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
So sometimes I have to go sleep on the couch,
which I love sleeping on because I got a nice couch.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
It's a really comfortable Couch'll.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Stop your own bed by the dog.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
The dog runs everything. Johnny. You don't have a dog.
You don't understand.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Dog well, and I don't allow in the well.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Cats are different.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Dogs sleep in the bed and they say you got
nipped at the butt because they'll just sleep right in
the middle of you.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
They're like, let's go to bed.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
And if you don't train out how to sleep properly,
which is parallel to everybody, not perpendiculous.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
So this is the slowest download of this video, by
the way.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I'm sorry, well, I'm sorry. You have ancient technology, Johnny.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, I made the mistake of up to any my iOS.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
That's that's that's basically your your your phone committing seppuku.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay. So yeah, so my hips are bad occasionally. This
is the woman who sleeps in the gas room all
the time. I don't know why she's complaining.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
She's not complaining, She's worried about you.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Yeah, that's that's the nicest thing. Daddy likes the red line.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Leave him alone, are you? Uh?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Well, how many zens are we on?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Now?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
What'd you say about six a day? Six a day?
I think you're underestimating that. Yeah, I've just been getting
into coffee for the first time in a very long time.
And Bro, when they tell you it makes you shit,
they aren't lying.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Oh I love it.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
That's a real thing.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Zenz will give you coke blowout.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Like, dude, I remember I told you that that I'm
only I'm good for like three a week, two or
three a week something.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Like John, I just want to tell you look healthier
since you've been shipping probably.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Well and I've been. It's like quadrupled my job.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
I feel it.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, feel it? Enjoy it. Do you get the little
tingy in your butt when you got a poop? You're like,
oh yay.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I don't go oh yeah, no no, because normally I'm
living my life and now I gotta go do sit
on a toilet for thirty seconds or however long it takes.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yeah, dude, power turbo shit. Here's the video.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
All right, So this sets up my theory that I've
been thinking about for a while.

Speaker 13 (31:48):
Okay, we're able to fall in the next hundred years.
I don't think the world is overpopulated. I think we're underpopulated.
In order for civilization to maintain itself, it must have
a fertility rate of two point eleven kids per woman. Historically,
no culture has ever reversed a one point nine fertility rate, okay, historically,
and a rate of one point three is mathematically impossible

(32:10):
to reverse.

Speaker 14 (32:11):
Where are we right now in Europe?

Speaker 13 (32:13):
France one point eight, England one point six, Greece one
point three dead, Germany one point three dead, Italy one
point two dead, Spain one point one. Now let's do
a little calculation here. What is the fertility rate? The
Islamic fertility rate in France eight point one in large

(32:34):
French cities forty five percent of children under the age
of twenty from Islamica. At this rate, in forty years,
France could become an Islamic republic. The world as we
know it is just changing in a way that I
feel is irreversible, and we're gonna see the outcome of
that eventually.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
So this fits in the sun.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I've been thinking a long time about, okay, and it's
the Greater Israel project.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Will you bring up on map the Greater Israel Project? Okay?
And the reason I've been saying. This is because.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I would tell you I would I when I fought
really hard, when my dog's around, I go, where did
you hear the elephant?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Which is did you hear the elephant?

Speaker 4 (33:19):
That's cutee uh go to the top one over there, click that.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, yeah, this is the land they want.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Look at how big that? Oh?

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Thank you, umam umah uma, thanks for this image.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Uma. Okay, here we go. Look how big that is?
Look how big that is? Is? Big? Right, I mean,
look at the size of Israel.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
There the arbitrary line right here.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yeah, I love that, just straight line.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
We just got bored of doing that.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
All right, it's gonna be right basically around here.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
But it's basically all of Iraq, most of Iraq, basically
most of Syria, all of Jordan. Basically Syria and Jordan
swallowed up big chunk of Saudi Arabia, basic small chunk
of Egypt, all.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Of small chunk of Egypt's got Cairo in there, though,
it's I mean, that's Cairo's God. The biggest bits of Egypt.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Cyprus, they're already complaining about everyone moving there, trying to
take it over. So if you look at how big
this is there's not enough Hebrews in the world to
control that area.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
So one of two things are going on here, Johnny.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Either Western military will be in charge of controlling the area.
But my new theory is that they're gonna flip populations,
that they're gonna move this giant Muslim population to Europe
and move all of Europe's population to the Greater Israel project.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Where are they gonna get the because the J's aren't
reproducing a rate.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Record, not they're not, there's not enough of them, right,
but so.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Where are you're getting the return? Like the people coming
back where they.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
They're all the whites from Europe.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
You're gonna make it appealing to them to move to
the more from the West.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Because they're gonna completely.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Like wreck the West. That's what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
They're gonna destroy the West and they're gonna turn this
into like have you seen how beautiful Israel is?

Speaker 4 (35:28):
They flip that ship? What's it called? What was that
Star Trek? Was it?

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Well, I don't know what tel Aviv scial.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Remember that Star Trek episode where like that one like.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
The answers yes, but go ahead and explain.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Where they sent that kind of probe into a planet
and it completely turned it habitable.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh no, that's a movie. That's what's it called. That's
from two movies, but it's it's called the Genesis Project
and Star Trek.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
That's what I think they're gonna do there.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's this right here. It's Project Genesis and they this
is how uh Spock was brought back to life.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Yes, they're gonna.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
And eco it's called I forget what they call when
they turn something habitable, like.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
What terraforming, terraforming, They're gonna terraform.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
It over in the middies to make the desert lush.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Lush tropical way cloud seatings.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Oh my god, you want to get into that, Johnny.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
I feel like, yeah we should, but I feel like.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
How's that theo von looking dude allowed to walk the
streets And he's like, I had none to do it.
I I cloud seated one hundred and twenty miles ago. Bro,
You're not dumb. You know the ecosystem is completely and
utterly imbalance.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
So if you mess with over here, you're gonna mess
with something over here.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
And we got to talk about the most pedantic, bullshit
artist of a weather man you've ever seen. This guy
right here comes on and talks to people like their five.
They couldn't possibly understand.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Guys trying to get called to the big leaks because
if you're on local news, you didn't make it.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
That's the whole therey.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
If you see soon an old and local news, they
never got called up. So this guy's like, I'm gonna
bullshit you. So the lizard people love me.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
He's in Houston, though, he's like in triple A, so
he's just waiting for the call of the way.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, he's like, let me tell you about weather that
isn't true, but lizards love it.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
And the things he explains here, I mean, just for
anybody with a brain don't make sense. For instance, he
talks about how and I don't want to play the
whole thing because it's nine minutes, but he talks about
how they are cloud seating, and then right there's this
massive tropical depression that's coming in, and so obviously they

(37:44):
couldn't create the kind of moisture that that would be
equivalent to this tropical system. But that begs the question,
why would they be cloud seating before a tropical system
was about to come in? If it was gonna rain
like that. Yeah, that doesn't make.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Any question is what is in the area they flooded?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
What's there? What do they want it's and then who
are they hitting? Oh, Christians children? That is an emotional scar.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
In fact, I think it's the top comment on this
video if I'm not mistaken, because I was going down
there to comment it and then you could.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Oh, here it is right here.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Why cloud seed when a tropical storm remnant is on
its way and that's the that's the question that just
unravels everything. This fucking guy said, Okay, let's.

Speaker 15 (38:26):
Go Hi everybody, Mike Eeskibitz here, Oh real quick started
at the beginning.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Now people do this, Hi, guys, I've done that. I've
been just sitting there like this, like, oh god, it's
on camera. They're gonna see it. They're gonna think I'm
doing some hand signals. It's just resting my hands.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I did the one I thing
accidentally the other day. I had a Drew Carry DVD
and I was like covering my eye. O. People were like, oh, dude,
doing the one eye Honest.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
I love conspiracy until I don't.

Speaker 14 (38:57):
You got me, Hi, everybody, Mike Excibitz here.

Speaker 15 (39:00):
I wanted to talk to you about a couple of
terms that are going around that a lot of people
may be hearing for the first time.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Weird shit is this guy into.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
This is my other favorite thing about this, by the way,
saying a couple of things you may be hearing for
the first time unless you're a conspiracy theorist, then you've
known about it since the eighties decades.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
And Eddie he has like I do weird shit behind
closed doors energy you know who.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
He reminds me of his Podesta He's got Podesta energy.
This is Podesta vibes here.

Speaker 15 (39:30):
This gout suspicious of and I want to explain what
they mean and also why I don't blame you for
being suspicious.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, and I'm gonna tell you why you shouldn't think that.

Speaker 14 (39:38):
Loud seating and geoengineering.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
This classic project.

Speaker 15 (39:42):
Let's start out really quickly with geoengineering. That one I
think is easier to explain. Geo guys are geography and geology, right,
geoengineering and.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
We get caring is geotrack designing.

Speaker 14 (39:55):
And building things.

Speaker 15 (39:56):
So in this case, geoengineering is modified the earth, right,
or building something on the earth. And I'll give you
a couple of really quick, easy examples. Building a dam
on a river is a type of geoengineer, destroyed a lot.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Of secret create civilization, civilization.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
And there's been.

Speaker 14 (40:19):
And maybe you use that damn.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
So he's trying to say that, like, oh see, it's
a normal thing that happens.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
A manipulating planet Earth is totally normal.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Did Yeah the guys you don't trust want to black
out the sky?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Yeah, hello, it caused the dust ball.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I trust is bitchit's Bill Gates, the guy who wears
a sweater in the summer.

Speaker 14 (40:41):
You don't.

Speaker 15 (40:41):
But either way, you've put a blockage on the river.
You've created a lake that wasn't there before. That's geoengineering.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 14 (40:49):
Another example is let's say we.

Speaker 15 (40:51):
Have a port and we have or we can create
a port and a Yeah, it's taking place in Texas
and also in New Mexico and among other spots Carolinas
as well. And that comes down to what is called
cloud seating.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Which they would not admit existed for until maybe two
years ago. Yeah, would they finally admit, yeah, we're doing.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
When the podcast took over and everyone talked about it.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
This was a thing that was as fringe as fringe
gets clouds ever weather manipulation.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Oh why don't you just blame it on the Jays.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah, that's it right there, lay space lazers, Jewish space lasers.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Remember when when this one black congressman was like, they're
controlling the weather and everyone in Hollywood just because they
gotta feel that oppression. Oh yeah, it's the chase that day.
You're like, bro, he never even said the Jase.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
No, that says more about them than they thought.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Well, because they love it. They gotta get that, dude.
It gives it gives their dead nipples some feeling.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
You know, dead nipple was a real thing, of course
it is. I watched, watched, and the nipple dies. Dude,
you're screwed. Oh really Yeah, if you get like a
breasting in the in the tissue, guy or girl, men
or women.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Are getting breast plants, some dude.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
There's this one guy on Botch that made a bet.
He's like an extreme gambling addict, and he made a
bet that he could get as much attention as some
woman in a bar if he had a big old
set of titties, which is obviously true. Guy bet him
one hundred grand that he wouldn't do it. And this
guy had these tits in for like twenty years and
finally he was like, I don't even really want to
get him taken out. I just want to make sure
they're healthy and safe and everything. And the doctor was like, yeah,

(42:30):
did you just keep these are great tits? And he
kept them.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
So he's a regular guy with a fat rack.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
That's it, dude.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Yeah, I'll even show you.

Speaker 14 (42:36):
I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
So he probably got into some butt stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Oh there's something, but he looks like he doesn't look
like you'd be in the weird stuff, which probably means
he is. But let me see, okay, man who bet.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
He knows in the weird stuff. Guys who look like
they're in the weird stuff.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
And guys that don't look like they're in the weird stuff.
That's it right.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
It's like it's like it's like you remember when with
the Ko remember that, and they're like one of the
sid things.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
What is you? Oh? Yes, you know one symptoms is
you have no symptoms?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (43:07):
Oh, he's a California man who basically proves everyone has
their price. He's a gambler, and betting plays a big
part of his life.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Oh, come on, Johnny.

Speaker 13 (43:20):
Was just about anything.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
You don't think this guy dances in the mirror saying
I f me, I'd f me, to be fair.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
He was much older when I saw him in Botch.
This was like twenty years ago. This is a flashback
from Inside Edition.

Speaker 16 (43:33):
Friend came to him with a truly outrageous offer.

Speaker 17 (43:36):
Look how women used to dress as large as a
girlfriend's of mine.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
And you did it?

Speaker 16 (43:42):
Yeah, you heard it right. Brian went from zero eight
c for he plays a game of indoor golf. You
can see the shape of his bosom so far. Brian's
had his implants for three years. The bet called for
him to have them for one year. Oh yes, he's
already pocketed the one hundred ges.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Anyway, So I saw him on Botch like probably ten
or fifteen years after this. He's still got.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Uh that video.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I want to see how badly this this crosser has.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Let's see man with breast. I don't see him. Oh no,
there is yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 17 (44:21):
My name is Brian and these are oh you get dude.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Wait, this is crazy.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
By the way, that show blurs titties every time, and
then when there's a man you get to see him,
isn't that weird boom?

Speaker 17 (44:35):
I'm a gambler. I'm a magician. There's very few things
I wouldn't do for a bit where I could live
in his box on Fifth Avenue for a week, I
had to live in a friend's bathroom for a month.
I slept under the fifty ninth Street bridge with ten times.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
By the way, if somebody bet me a lot of money,
I would live in somebod's bathroom for a month.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I had to sleep with a man for one hundred
dollars one night.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Some dollars wrapped around my I paid him actually for
a week.

Speaker 17 (44:57):
And about nineteen ninety seven ish, I was in some
restaurant in Europe and I was with two friends and
his girlfriend at the time was flaunting her boobs. And
I said to my friend, and if I had boobs
like hers.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
This is not the story he tells on inside edition,
by the way, which I found interesting.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
I'm tightened it up and tried to make it more issues.

Speaker 17 (45:15):
For how much? And then he came up with one
hundred thousand and I shook his hand, and that was
it was a bet. I knew a plastic surgeon that
it was also a gambler in New York.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
So I went to his office.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
He had this deal where boo boobs, he'll throw fleet.

Speaker 17 (45:29):
Is for a bet, right, And I said yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
He said, okay, I tell you what. How are you
going to pay?

Speaker 17 (45:33):
I said, ho about a little bit of backgammon. I
played backgammon with him for an hour. I won five thousand.
Boom surgery was for free.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
And I woke up with boobs.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
He's like closeted trans or something, and.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
He's like, dude, how can I get a fat rat?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Because you would get and removed immediately if yeah, And
then now I'm sure, like, dude, there's nothing about this
guy that doesn't say dances in the mirror.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
And it tucks his tucks.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Yeah, he talks.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
There's no way for sure. Did look nice?

Speaker 17 (46:01):
I'm probably gonna And now I can see why women
do certain poses like push the boots together. Ohio, how
are you turn the twist to make the boobs look nice?
The first time I showed my friend and he laughed
for ten minutes and he said, that is the best
hundred thousand I've ever lost.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
So crazy. That shows incredible, by the way, bosch. Uh, yeah,
So this guy just goes on like this, just spewing bullshit,
and then at the end he goes he doesn't appeal
to authority. He says, yeah, and you you just have
to trust the hundreds of thousands of meteorologists and I mean.

Speaker 14 (46:33):
All these that's been demonstrated.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, exactly own me.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Brian kelln send me a picture of his kid in
a tim Fall hat and I go, Brian, how are
you surrounded by so many incredibly intelligent people yet you
love to keep your head deep in your ass.

Speaker 15 (46:50):
And in fact, if that company could produce rain like that,
believe me, they would be making a lot more money.
They'd be like Nvidia or Google becase because they would
have the power to create.

Speaker 14 (47:04):
What they do.

Speaker 15 (47:05):
I don't think he's they're talking about just increasing it
a little bit. He just thinks, well, you're going to
see a lot of discussion online about class.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
What do you think there's gonna be more discussion on uh,
cloud seating or people dying from floods to show up.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
I don't know where quickly.

Speaker 14 (47:23):
That it is a small scale.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
That guy with the mullet, he's a mass murder.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Do you think do you think that he you see
it when I hear that guy, I think Patsy. That guy.
I think that guy's a Patsy's he's just out there
to cover.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Or he's taken all the arrows.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
That's what I mean. Yeah, he's a Patsy. He's like,
I don't think I think is a face for this.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Listen, if you are chemically making some let's just not
even say it's an illegal stuff. Let's just say somehow
you you came up with a way to make your
own paint, right, You're you're gonna make paint, paint eyes in,
paint the walls.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
You make your own paint. You're mixing it.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
And it's like, let's say it's a fourth or July party,
but you you're so close to getting that purple paint
that you really love, and you're like, if I just
tweaked this a couple bit.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Right, tweak tweet, tweak, tweak, tweak.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
And suddenly, out of nowhere, boom, there's an explosion and
a bunch of people. You get, you get done for that,
You get hit with that paint explosion. Yeah, I'm just
trying to make people purple.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
No, they passed away.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
You get you killed people making a color of paint.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Yeah, you you kill somebody, you kill a couple of
people because your your your homemade paint explodes.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
These are, by the way, we should say, anything to
do with cloud seating, et cetera is a harmful conspiracy theory,
and we, uh, we find them just reprehensively.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
He is talking about cloud seating. Why why can't we
talk about.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Exactly is it's a horrible conspiracy theory to even talk about, Sam.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Johnny, why do you bring me there? Then we want
to so accepting of his uh description of cloud sing.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
You should be accepting of it because it's a harmful.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Listen, He's right, these things they would make so much
money if they if they could do it.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Guys, come on, I think.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
That's so dumb. So Tucker Carlson has been going to
after President Trump called him kooky uh in response, and
it's just been incredibly dismissive of him. So you shared
this with me, Uh, Tucker is just really committing now
to not acceptable this position of you know, being in
odds with Trump while it beats the hell out of

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Speaker 3 (51:07):
Anyway, back to the show, and.

Speaker 19 (51:09):
I think the real answer is Jeffrey Epstein was working
on behalf of Intel Services, probably not American, and we
had the right to ask on whose behalf was he working.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
How does a.

Speaker 19 (51:21):
Guy go from being a math teacher at the Dalton
School in the late seventies with no college degree to
having multiple airplanes, a private island, and the largest residential
house in Manhattan. Where did all the money come from?
And no one has ever gotten to the bottom of that,
because no one.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Has ever tried.

Speaker 19 (51:39):
And moreover, it's extremely obvious to anyone who watches that
this guy had direct connections to a foreign government. We
know you did have to say that that foreign government
is Israel because we have been somehow cowed into thinking
that that's naughty. There is nothing wrong with saying that.
There is nothing hateful about saying that. There's nothing anti

(52:01):
Semitic about saying there's nothing even anti Israel about saying that.
I've spent my entire life pretty much in Washington where
I knew and loved a number of people, including one
very close person who worked at CIA.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
That has never prohibited.

Speaker 19 (52:15):
Me from saying I think the CIA has done some
horrible things, murdered a bunch of people, participated in the
murder of the sitting US president. It's got a whole
trail of crimes. That doesn't make me a disloyal American.
It doesn't make me anti American in any sense. I
was born here, my family's been here for hundreds of years.
I love this country. That's why I live here. So
criticizing the behavior of a government agency does not make

(52:37):
you a hater. It makes you a free person, a citizen.
You are allowed to do that because you're not a slave.
You're a citizen, and you have a right to expect
that your government will not act against your interests, and
you have a right to demand that foreign governments not
be allowed to act against your interest That's not creepy,

(53:00):
it shouldn't be forbidden.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
And yet all of us have.

Speaker 19 (53:04):
Trained ourselves to believe that you can't say that, somehow,
that that's like too naughty and forbidden, And the effect
of making that off limits has been to create a
lot of resentment, and I'll.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Say it hate online.

Speaker 19 (53:19):
Where people feel like they can't just say, like, what
the hell is this? You have the former Israeli Prime
minister living in your house. Yeah, you have had all
this contact with the foreign government, their laundry of massade.
Were you running a blackmail operation on behalf of foreign government?
By the way, every single person in Washington, DC thinks

(53:40):
that I've never met anyone who doesn't think that. I
don't know any of them that hate Israel, but no
one feels they can say that why. And I think
the longer that we play along with it, the more
subterranean and creepy and hateful the conversation actually becomes better
just to say it right out loud.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Did this happened?

Speaker 19 (54:00):
And of course that question has been asked to the
government of Israel, and their answer is we're not going
to tell you.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Yeah, And I think our answer should be no, no, no.

Speaker 19 (54:07):
As long as you're sending you money, if you were
committing crimes on our soil, we have an absolute right
to know did you do this or not? And yet
everybody has been so brainwashed into thinking that's somehow.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
An expression of hate or bigotry. When it's not.

Speaker 19 (54:25):
It's a baseline question that every US citizen has a
right to an answer on.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
What the hell was this?

Speaker 19 (54:34):
And by the way, if it turns out then it
was nothing.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Anyway, that's all I'm going to say.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I said this before, and I got a ton of pushback.
This stuff is going Can you take that down? This
stuff is going to be why Trump loses his base. Yes,
said it when it was exploding and he wasn't doing
anything about it, and he was lying to everybody.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
And this.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Listen, dude, if you listen to Tim fall Hat, you
know exactly what's going on. I've been telling you since
the beginning. Okay, I listen. When we were discussing Q,
we talked about all the different possibilities and I said,
one of it could be the elites telling us everything
because they're just gonna flip everything over Operation Trust. Okay,

(55:23):
So now we got this thing and I told you
and I got yelled at by other content creators.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Are you high on drugs? You doing drugs?

Speaker 9 (55:30):
Who was?

Speaker 4 (55:32):
I'm not gonna say. Because Adam Green, who I love.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yeah, he's a cool guy.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
I like Adam Green is a teddy bear.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
You know, he's ferocious online and he's the nicest guy
and I'm sure he'll make a video about this.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
But he was like, dude, are you high?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I go, dude, He's gonna lose his base and it's
happening right now. Okay, when you find out that there's
counties cities in Texas that the only way they're going
to get any kind of like aid is that they
pledge money to Israel.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
What is what is he objecting to you? He thinks
that he won't lose his base or is that but
is he being cynical about people being that smart as
to move away from him or.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Probably probably probably you know, And again, Adam's been way
more right than he's been right.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I think it's possible that people are that dumb that there's.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Still idiots on there, but they're all bots. I just
I always like, very rarely.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
And I'm not saying it doesn't happen. Okay, I'm not
saying it doesn't happen. But you see some kind of
pro Israel like tweet and then you go to them
and if it's Instagram, they have a private account. You
can't see any of their posts, which is how they

(56:54):
how they ask their turf bots because if you like
if a hot, if you see a chick on Instagram
and she comments on your thing, and it's the funniest
meme I've ever seen. It's Carl Carl from Awkwardine, Hunger
Force or I Call my neighbor.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Yeah, I've never watched him. Oh, you haven't watched I
don't like cartoons.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Really, so Carl Carl's in the meme and he goes
woman likes my post.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I immediately go to her post to see if I
want a banger.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, right right, that's life, dude, that's life.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
That's life.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
I mean so, and then I find out Jay Dyer
he already follows.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah, I love I did Andrew Wilson show and he
made fun of Jay Dyer, and I felt like in
an awkward position.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Really, why do you guys say debating about each other? Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
They what were they debating?

Speaker 4 (57:43):
The church?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yeah? He loves debating the church.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Jay Dyar loves debating. Andrew Wilson loves debating.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah I had, I wouldn't enjoy it. I don't think
what debate because you can be right and lose a debate,
and I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Well, because people are so emotionally, they tend to go
into the debate.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
My kind of debate happens over an email, like if
I can do the research and write you something I
would rather do.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
But Johnny goes back to what you said about Twitter,
about them, how they attacked your your account and you
so now I just block them.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
That's the movie you have.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
If you're gonna talk shit with forty seven followers, Goodbye,
no followers. Some of them have no followers. That's not
a real person they did. They have to have technology.
They can zombify old accounts.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
It's in this New Superman movie where Lex Luthor has
this army of monkeys just in this like phantom zone,
you know, this like alternate reality that he's kind of
cut a hole into and he's just all these monkeys
just typing negative tweets all the time. And uh, in
the New Superman, which is Boy, people are angry about
that movie. It's fine, it's a kids movie. I mean
everybody's saying it's political and stuff, and it is mildly political,

(58:49):
but not anymore than any other I don't think so. No,
I don't think those well, yeah, I mean he's had
all those nasty jokes and stuff, and I don't know
a big fan.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
I don't want to get in a place where you
can't make nasty jokes.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Yeah, no, I agree, And I also just dude, if
you can't watch stuff that was made by people who
you don't agree with or are missing out reprehensible, you're
not living a good life here.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
It's kind of what I'm going through in La right now.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I feel like a real icing is happening to me
really because of my calling out of what's happening in Gaza.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
So that's crazy that used to be anyway.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
No, it's such a lightning rod. But it's like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
I love you, and I will always love you even
if you don't love me, because I'm old enough to
know that everyone. Sometimes the people you love don't love
you back, and guess what, it's under your fucking business
if they like you or not. And it's a very
hard place to get to. It's a very hard zen
place to get to. But if you stop worrying about
what people think of you and just go with the flow,

(59:53):
you'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
And if you don't like me because.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I'm calling out fucking people, sniper firing kids, and sniping
people try to get food.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Then maybe we shouldn't have been friends at the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
But I won't hate you because I knew you back
when you were open micer.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
I knew you were coming up. I don't I don't
hate people that I don't agree.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
With brainwashing people, just brainwashing on that one. It's the
only issue by the way that liberal Hollywood, uh, in
large and large part is like completely inconsistent with what
should be the liberal thing like it, you know, Hollywood,
Well there are people, but that used to be the left,
that the mainstream left position was pro Palestinian and then

(01:00:37):
but when it really came, when it really got to pedal,
got to the medal, Now you can.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Or yeah, because you got worried about their career. I've
seed it with friends of mine. Well, I love with
all my heart, but they don't want to touch me
with ten foot pole.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
And that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Because it counts now. It used to not count.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Well, because that's the issue that will get you in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Yeah, and it used to not be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
But yes, no, it was always that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
But now it's down to the select core that's holding
on to it when the rest of the world has
moved the other way. And again, because it's too hard
doesn't mean you hate juice. It just means you're anti
war and you hate labeling infants as terrorists.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
No, the but yeah, the Superman thing, it's people also
are annoyed that it's kind of silly and comic bookie
and I think guys, dudes, forget that superhero movies are
for kids.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Yes, and that is why James Gunn was so great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
He was able to take these wonderful like comic book
movies and make them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Fun and silly but fun.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yes, And you know it's like, dude, the original Superman's
that involved Christopher Reid were hella funny and four kids.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Yeah and silly. I mean I love them as a kid,
and you can watch them now and you're like, oh, yeah,
they're just as goofy. So yeah, you're getting people that
are really in their feet.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Well, because they've made us emotional monkeys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
That's what They've wanted this up so much that if
I don't totally align with your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
I'm the bad guy and I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
It's the binary view of the world, good guy, bad guy,
black and white. You know, it's like, no, dude, there's
there's a shade of the spectrum.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I'm sorry, Mel Gibson can't make a superhero movie, you
know what I mean, Like, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Just not I would love to see Quinn Tarantino do Ghostwriter.
I've said that before. I think that would be But.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
He politics is just as stupid as anybody else.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Yeah, I mean, he's shady ship.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
I'm just saying, if you can't find somebody who's ideologically
aligned with you to do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
A movie, Hollywood needs to get back to and they've
lost the narrative. They need to regroup, and they need
to start putting out entertainment to entertain Get.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Away from the Apple figured it out, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Apples still super woke. But Lisa're good at not letting
you know you're too late.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
That's what the Superman does. It's in there, but it's
well hidden. If you I mean, you don't if you
just turn your brain off and you enjoy some entertainment
and you're capable of that. Some people just aren't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Now trying to work on this bit about how like
every horror film ends with a woman stopping the murderer
and then just lets you know that, Like even Jason
Vorhees can't beat a woman, you know what I'm saying,
Like like you're just they're just gonna destroy you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
You're just like they have the power.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
And that's why you have to pick your chicks very
very carefully. And it goes back to something that's been
said about women before, but I think this supplies to men.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
Is the thing that you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Fall in love with a woman or a man for
usually is the thing you end up hating them for.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Like if your girlfriend thinks you have such a great
sense of humor, six months later, it's like, is everything
a Joe? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
And you're like, if you got a chick and she's
a freak, and then you're like, oh my god, you
fucked everybody in the neighborhood, right, it just becomes what
you despise. And that's just the way the world works.
So you have to be and this is women too.
You have to choose your mate very very carefully because
they can make your life absolute hell. And it isn't

(01:04:14):
your job to save anybody. It's your job to find
somebody that is on a right trajectory that you can
hook your wagon to and ride and empower them to resepl.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
What look for somebody. Yeah, look for somebody to hitch
your wagon to on their way up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Well, for a woman, it's a guy who's like driven
and wants to succeed in business. For a man, it's
a woman who wants to fucking support you when you're
out there hustling for dollars and wants.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
To give you children. Yeah, I mean, that's what you need. Stability.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
And I'm getting into this thing right now because I'm
reading Alexander the Second and I'm starting to believe that
monogamy is like a fucking war that women have won,
because up until recently that wasn't the case. You know,
if you look at any famous guy, he has multiple

(01:05:12):
kids from multiple women. And there's gonna be women that
hear this and get really angry at it. But the
truth is, like, as a female, your job is to
find the male with the most resources to raise the children,
to help them give the children what they need to
become the best person they can at eighteen years old.

(01:05:33):
For a guy, your job is to make sure you
have pro created your genes and that you find a
mate that will fucking nurture your kids.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
You might not like the orthodox view on this, Sam
if that's where.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
You're well, I've been reading about all these fucking czars
and dude, they had they had.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Side ass in the castle. She stayed in her own place.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Do whatever you want. Yeah, well, dude, in France still
they have mistress culture in France. It's very even now,
widely accepted. You have your wife and you have a mistress,
like it's and they you know, they don't talk, you
don't talk about it. But it's the thing. It's a
it's it's pretty well accepted still.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
And so it's this thing because all these great men
get taken down because of their sexual escapades in a
culture that is consistently telling women to be freakier and freaker,
freakier and freakier.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
And did I say this to you? Did we already
talk about this?

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
We talked about Alexander, but not today.

Speaker 17 (01:06:29):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
So we live in a world right now in a
culture where there's social collateral in a woman being a freak.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Oh yeah, we talked about that earlier in this show.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
In this show, yes, okay, so that that is it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
It might have been before we started talking about I
think it was on during this Okay, it was definitely
today while we were sitting here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
But yet at the same time, we have this thing
where the super freaks suddenly are little bambies and are like,
he made me do things I didn't want to do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Like, dude, that's your collateral. Yeah, that's your collateral.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
That's how you hook these Alphas's being like, I'm a weirdo.
I'm paying Bondy take me to the farm.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
By the way, you talk about how times have changed, Dude,
I saw I was just dicking around on Instagram today
and I saw this, Uh, this video of Ringo Starr
a special he did on TV with Carrie Fisher. Have
you seen this?

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:07:24):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
And this wasn't even this is probably in the eighties.
It was like eighties Ringo, hold on just a second.
I'll show you just how far we have come.

Speaker 14 (01:07:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
This is not his star song, obviously, it's a it's
a cover, but here it is. Huh. It's so funny.
This was a special on TV with Ringo and Carrie Fisher.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Hey, okay, where'd you get this car?

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Excuse me?

Speaker 13 (01:07:49):
Who are you?

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Who?

Speaker 19 (01:07:51):
You know?

Speaker 17 (01:07:51):
Who?

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
I am?

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Very I just wanted to say, if you knew Marquene,
of course you're my girlfriend. Mar Keaton.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
You know what, I'm crazy about you?

Speaker 15 (01:08:04):
Why?

Speaker 9 (01:08:04):
Because you're.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
And you know why I love you?

Speaker 13 (01:08:09):
You're beautiful creas that be why you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
Are beautiful?

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Mind?

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
I just think though, how we've how sexualized teens are now?

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Why this is what I'll stop hearing. Just watch this part.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
It's so creepy. But what what is the next r?
How young is she?

Speaker 20 (01:08:43):
Not?

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Like literally on the words?

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
It's so weird, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Just flying, I mean, oh gosh, Carrie, Okay, so what
year is this? Let me see?

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
I love dude, it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
You have to tell her that she's the chick from
Star Wars, so she has to be well into her
twenty seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Yeah, I would say she is. She always looked she
is twenty to twenty twenty one in that video.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Okay, and he's like, what forty something?

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Yeah, he was born in forty I think thirty nine
maybe let me see.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Yeah, it's just crazy to me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
He's do I know my Beatles? Baby? Oh yeah, he's
thirty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Here he's thirty eight. He looks fifty to thirty seven.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Oh he was a drinker. Bro Ringo is a hard.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Ringo had to be. He's like, why did I do
deserve this. Yeah hard is Ringo consider a great drummer?

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
No, no, not technically.

Speaker 17 (01:09:37):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
He had like a steady backbeat is what they would say.
I think, but he was because he's left handed. He
kind of did everything backwards on the drums apparently, is
what I've what I've heard, and he's like awkward. But no,
I mean they say great, he accompanied the music well,
is what he did.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
And why do you think they used him? He was
just there and he was a friend.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
No, no, no, no, In fact, they I had a drummer.
Pete Best was their drummer and he wasn't good enough.
Ringo was in this other hot shit band in Liverpool
and they actually brought him over from from that band
and kicked Pete Best out because he wasn't good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
And Pete Best has to be living in torment for
the rest.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Yeah he does. He does interviews and stuff. He's going
letter in and stuff like that and talk about getting
kicked out of the Beatles. And there was this other
guy that would have been in with Stu Sutcliffe was
an artist that was with him and he died really young.
You know, if they if they had a sacrifice it
was that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Little cult there. So I'm raising daughters. This scares me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I'm sorry, buddy, And my daughter is playing PS five
and you know, I got PS five to play video
games because I wanted to pick it up from I
haven't played forever, but my daughter is always asking me
to figure out this, get her out of a rut.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Daddy, fiar this out in the video game?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Yeah, And I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing,
so I'm just pressing buttons and then it just ends
up asking me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
To buy more skin, Like, oh, you're in Fortnite whatever
the game.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Is, dude, there's other games where you got by skin
really and oh buy this skin, buy that skin, and
it's like forty five and I'm just pounding on the
controller and my daughter's like, just look it up YouTube,
and I'm like, dude, I haven't played video games.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Did it way past your time?

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
I stopped playing video games in the nineties when I
discovered a way cooler game. It's called Coke and Pussy right,
and I had the original Grand Theft Auto Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
I used to fucking be wild, okay, run in the
streets doing blow bagging chicks running from the cops. And
I can't tell you how many times I've gotten out

(01:11:39):
of tickets by just telling them jokes. And I've said
every story I told you about the Key Club in
the Bikini Chick Johnny Club. It used to be a
big club here. They turned the names all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
I was in Key Club in high school. I was
the president of Key Club.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Well, and what do you guys do in Key Club?
Just hoping key We.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Raise money for poor people.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Okay, So anyways, there was this Key Club and they
were having a bikini bikini contest.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
We actually had to let in our first girl because
some stupid Anna Chin insisted on joining. It used to
be in the guys only, and because of the new
you know, like old gender, we had to let her in. Yeah,
and she ended up. We used to in the Key
Club in high school because we didn't have any female members.
We could pick whoever we wanted to be our representative
for homecoming queen, and we always want because we picked

(01:12:24):
the hottest chick every time and we would win. Then
Anna Chin joins it had to be her because she
was the only woman in the club, and we lost
with her.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
It was like, motherfuckin, it's really always hot.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
She was a sweet she was actually she's lovely. Yeah, no,
she's lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I used to That sounds like when Rogan's talking about
The Man Show, how the show runner was female and
didn't get any of their jokes and just nixed.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
The Man Show showrunner was female, whoever the producer was.
I'm sorry, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Because they're good friends of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
So anyways, so I'm at in High Scores, a Grand
Theft out of Life editions.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Yeah, I mean I said High Scores.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I was running shit, and so I'm doing this key
club and I don't know if I told the story before,
just bear with me. So I get asked the host
a bikini contest there, and it's like the hottest chicks.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
All these trippers show.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Up, like oh yeah, and this is like ninety nine right,
It's now I'm full on into my alcoholism and they're
just paying me and drink tickets and I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Just going for it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Really, all the chicks are like smoke show strippers. And
then there's one super cute chick and she knows she's
in trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Are you just slash during the day, Like are you
waking and drinking. How bad was it?

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
No? It was wake up, deal with the hangover.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Usually, if I knew I was drunk, I would take
an aspirin or a tile.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
And all, did you get bad hangout?

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Well, because I would fight because I knew that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
No, But I mean, where you one of those people
who have had bad hangovers? Or did you?

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
I had some, but I found that most of the
bad hangovers do this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Take a towel and all, eat a banana and take
a multi vitamin and you'll be.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Fine in the whole system.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Oh yeah, because it's basically you're fleshing out all your nutrients.
How of you when you drink. So I'm drinking, I'm drinking.
I'm hosting this. The hottest chicks go up, and then
it's the time for the cute chick to go up,
and she knows she's in deep trouble in this competition.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
So she goes, what do you mean are you saying
she's not cute?

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
She's cute, but she's not lethal hot like the other girls.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
She's like girl next door kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
So she decides, I'm gonna go for it. She walks out.
They have a cat. They basically have a catwalk that
walked into the middle of the crowd and it was packed.
She pulls her pants down and flashes everybody her monkey.
And this is back when seeing a vagina meant something.
It was a spiritual moment that you would talk about

(01:15:02):
for days. Sure, not now where there's crotch everywhere everywhere,
Like snatch is kind of like the US dollar. It's
been devalued.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Yeah, it's a girl asking if you want to see
it now. You're like, well, I mean I will, but
I mean I will places to be now.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Sometimes when they send you a snatch so good, you're like,
oh my god, I just had a spiritual.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
It has to be something special.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
It has to be special. And I've seen some special
ones not retarded, well maybe retarded.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
So that pussy ain't retarded.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
So I I I. So she goes out, she shows
everybody her monkey. The place goes fucking nuts. The owner
of the club is freaking out because he's like, that's
a I can lose my liquor license for that. But
the reason he is is because his girlfriend is in
the fucking competition and he's rigging it for her. Oh no,

(01:15:52):
but I didn't know this because I'm shit faced.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
I am so drunk. So when they give.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Me the list, uh huh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
I don't even look at who won. I just see
number one, who won?

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Who won the bikini contest?

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
They?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Oh, you're supposed to read, you're presenting.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
They said number one, and then it said the real
number who won, which was the guy's girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
But I was so drunk I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I just read out the number of the chick who
showed everybody there monkey, and I was like, the winner
is number two, and the place bedlam breaks out. The
owner runs on club, You dumb motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
You read it wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
Really, his girlfriend's crying, oh God, the hand of God.
They grabbed me like it's a scene from Roger Rabbit,
and they throw me out onto the street. What They're like,
get out of here, you're an idiot, you drunk, I
can come back.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
I'm like, oh that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
I'm like, I've been thrown out a better places. I'm
pulling the tea bo I've been thrown out a better places.
So like an idiot, I get my car because I'm
like I'll just drive home.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
I go ten feet whoop woop, oh no, whoop woop.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
I get pulled over. I'm like, oh god, Daddy's going
to jail today. And I can't tell you how many
times I've said that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
Daddy's going to jail. Really never went to jail, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Well, I get pulled out, dude, pulled off, get out
of the car, pull me decide.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
They're like, hey, so what's going on tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
I go, you don't even want to know. He goes,
it's two cops. Yeah, love to know what's going on? Okay,
you want to know. I start telling the story. I go,
I'm hosting this bikini contest.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
I'm running a real show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
This chick comes up, shows everybody or a happy hole,
and the place goes nuts. When I give her the
give her the award, the owner who rigged it, which
is an American, yells at me and throws me out,
and I'm really upset right now.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Go They go to chick that shoulder pussy didn't win.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
I go, yeah, dude, in America, the chicken shoulder pussy
didn't win.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
They go, that's bullshit. If you that's a that's a
fucking that is a fatality, that's automatic. They go, this is.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Ridiculous, dude, I'm sorry you had to go through it
do this. They put me back in my car. They
give me a police escort home.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
You're so lucky, dude. They gave me a police escort.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Yoh so lucky.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
Bro. I'm like, oh my god, and my daughter's like,
calm down.

Speaker 12 (01:18:34):
I go.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
You don't know me. You don't know me, you don't
know your dad. I'm a bad bad I used to
run these streets. You'll know me. I slammed down the
remote and walked off. I'm just whispering, she'll know me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
You're like, uh, you're like Robert Duvall in the Apocalypse. Now,
you know how he talks about like he's just one
of those guys's never gonna catch a bullet. He's gonna
be there and never get You're you're the drunk driving
equivalent of that. You know, you're just gonna you're gonna
be safe and never get pulled over. And if you
do get pulled over, they're gonna give you a police escort.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
To your house.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, were you
like you're bad dude? Like I always were you one
of those guys who could drive drunk a little though,
did you have, Like I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Was one of those guys could drive drunk, and I
was one of those guys who could fucking smoke meth
and like lead a business meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Did you have a system? I know a guy who
had a system, Like he'd keep his thumbs up on
the wheel.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
I was once in a car where two guys were
so drunk they each grabbed a side of the wheel
and their job. Guy in the right watch the right line,
guy in the left watch the left line.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Wait, wait, so who was the driver the left?

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
The driver guy had the left, he saw that line.
The passer's side guy had the right looking at that line.
So it was a different time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Dude, nightmare.

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
I'm like, how the fuck did we get home?

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I was I only ever did it one time, and
it was junior year.

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
A if anyone lost somebody drunk driving, I'm sorry for that.
We're not glorifying it, even though we are, no.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
But I would. I was a spring break, the drunkest
I've ever been in my entire life junior year, and
I dude, I was sick for four days. That would
like stomach see I The first night we got there
Peach Knops, which is disgusting is just all they had.
And then I was sick for three days. Then the
end of the week I got just blotto again, and

(01:20:30):
I had to stay at the house of my friend's
mother down at the beach because I couldn't leave. I
was so sick. And that morning we were getting kicked
out of the house, so I had to drive back
to their house where I was gonna say I had
the flu and that, which they believed.

Speaker 8 (01:20:44):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
And I had to drive just a few blocks home, dude,
And I'm telling you it's the dumbest and most dangerous
thing I've ever done. I had to cross this like
four lanes of traffic.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
There's no need to drink and drive now with uber.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
No, of course, just pay no, of course not. Yeah,
but I just had to close my eyes, dude, and
just go. And I just went.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
And so you're closing your eyes and drives.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
It was worse with my eyes up and everything. So
and I somehow the Lord was on my show.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
I would pay to see you drunk. I've seen you drive.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
I just get I just get more loud. Yeah, And
so I made it, and then I had to pretend
to be with the flu down with the flu for
like two days, and then finally my friend's mother's handyman
drove my car with me in it back home, like
an hour and a half to take me home. That's
how I got home. I was still sick two days later. Dude,

(01:21:38):
That's how bad I was. Because my stomach can't take booze,
is what I finally realized. I just can't do. I
think I have an allergy drink. I think I have
an allergy to I'd like, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
An alcoholic, Johnny. Can we do the story?

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Yeah? We did most of it. Got just a couple
of other things. Yeah, because we're not quite at ninety
minutes here, you know, Okay, So I just want to
make sure this is did you hear so, Ben askering?
You told me about it really bad, really bad? Yeah,

(01:22:13):
and uh, there's this. I just want to make sure
this is true. All right, here's Ben asking. If you
don't know UFC, guys, if you don't know, now you know.
I thought Jake Paul also, look at how fucking he
lost weight.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
I gave him money.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
While I figured you deserve what's up? Guys, had not
given you an update in a while, figured you deserved one.

Speaker 10 (01:22:43):
Whenever it did.

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
It's all the way over. I actually just read through
my wife journal because I don't remember anything from twenty
eight July to no recollections, new idea, no idea, what happened.
We'll kind of go through it all and to I
just read through my wife's sure, and I was like,
it's like a movie. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 14 (01:23:04):
So I only died four.

Speaker 6 (01:23:05):
Times, right or the ticker stopped for about twenty seconds.

Speaker 14 (01:23:11):
That's not ideah.

Speaker 10 (01:23:12):
I don't as you know that.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
But I got to.

Speaker 10 (01:23:16):
Double long transplant.

Speaker 6 (01:23:18):
I made it doc to the other side of it,
gaining quite as strength. We're going to use everything again.
I was actually honest, killy yesterday undred forty seven pounds.
I've been on forty seven pounds since fifteen years old,

(01:23:39):
so I was like, fifty pounds.

Speaker 20 (01:23:46):
Don't worry about So man, that was a that was
a battle. O.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
Okay, I don't remember most of that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
And so you need a double lung transplant because he
had severe pneumonia by staff in his in his lungs.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
They tend to get don't jiu jitsu because I've gotten staff.
I showered down real hard.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Yeah, they say you can't f around with that right, So,
so this is the thing I want to talk. Can
we just so Jake Paul, I've never been a fan
of that guy. Oh, you don't like him, but I
got it. You got to give him props.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
He stepped up for ben asking a guy he fought
half a million dollars UH surgery donation to the UH
to to get this guy these lung transplants. He stepped
up with five hundred grand for Ben asking to get.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
You know how much Sam Tripley gave three hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Well, you're just as much a hero as Jake Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Now, the person getting a lot of shit right now
is Dana White because he didn't he didn't give any
Oh well, I don't know, but word is that people
aren't happy because they think he didn't give any money.
I'm not saying he didn't. Yeah we don't know, but
word is they say didn't. And the reason everybody's upset
is because he's shown up to podcast and give him
like two hundred grand for nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Funny because he's a billion there, Yeah he's.

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
Oh he's And I bet Data White a bunch of times.
I have nothing but glowing things to say about him.
I don't know what's true here. I would hope he
gave some money.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
I'm trying to see he had a reaction here to it,
you know, giving him credit for his fight and everything.
But yeah, I don't. I bet you gotta imagine he did, right.
I mean, I'd hate to condemn him for not doing
it if he's just trying to keep it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
And this guy fought in your organization.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
You gotta he gave his blood for you. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah. Anyway,
So props to Jake Paul, Right, I mean, that's God
bless that guy for doing that. Okay, so this was
last week, but we didn't get to talk about it,
kind of fell in the gap between our shows. You
love Black Sabath, right, I love Black Sabbath. Everybody say

(01:25:47):
they did a show that, I mean, you can call
it a show. I guess where I gotta go. I mean,
it's just what you gotta take a dump person.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
I'm just I'm so exc tweaking.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
On your ends there. No, h So they did a show, right,
it's like their farewell show, their final performance.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
And Ozzy Ozzy Osbourne is just in a chair all
the time, Like I can't even walk it's sad.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I was having a conversation with a good friend of
mine today about this, about how much I looked up
to Ozzy Osbourne when I was a kid, and he
had a big influence on my life and a big
influence on my belief that the rock and roll lifestyle
is like the lifestyle. And that's why when I get older,
I think, I gotta blow, I gotta do blow, I
gotta bang chicks. I got a drink I got And

(01:26:35):
then because you don't see the you only see the
highlight reel.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
You don't see, Oh, yes, the end of the story,
which is a guy toilet who can't even talk.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Yeah, this is it right here. This is the end
of the story. This is what happens when you sell
your soul. I saw some my tweet that I can't remember.
I think it was Top Lobster maybe, and they had
Steven Tyler mount for this. There were a bunch of
people there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:01):
Oh dude, you see the picture of everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Metallica, Yeah, Metallica was there, and Steven Tyler, by the
way saying.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Johnny Bangcourt's uncle was there. What's who's that Johnny Bankcourt?

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
I mean, is his uncle is he's in that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:15):
Just for you? Who is all that one? And I
forget what the name of the band is.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Well, it was a very famous band, and his uncle
is very famous because he became the guitarist.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
No offense to them, more offense to your singing.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
Yeah, my singing and I didn't even get the lyrics right, but.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
More than were oh extreme.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Yeah, his his uncle is the guitarist in that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
You know, he's one of the greatest guitars of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:43):
That's a hard song to sing, to be fair.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
Yeah, I nailed it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
But the point is after after that, we'll probably get
copyright from my singing. But after that he becomes the
guitarist for Rihanna. Really yeah, he marries like the hottest
chick after that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
She's hot. But he was in the picture too, I
love all right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Is he gonna come out a wheeling out to share?

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
Oh no, this is like the setup.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
No, no, it's supposed to be war pegs. How does
he get on the stage? Great, it's the best, dude.

(01:28:44):
The cake has a great cover.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
Look at it. Look at it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I mean, oh, dear, that's it.

Speaker 10 (01:28:58):
You let that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
I hate it when they let the crowd do all
the singing it's we paid to hear you, you son
of a bitch, not some forty year old guy who's
drunk off his ass.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
I saw Ozzie in the early nineties and he's.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
He was wrecked then. Oh yeah, yeah he used to
go on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
He used to like he's just running around stage like
a toddler and a diaper.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:21):
Yeah, toddlers shuffle a kind of shuffle right.

Speaker 12 (01:29:28):
Like sounds terrible, barning.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
Will you still be doing comedy when you have to
be rolled out in a wheelchair?

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
No wall machine caps? What if you got to pay?
What if you if you need to pay the bills? Dude,
you might have to go out there and just drive.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
A minx of Beechie Johnny.

Speaker 12 (01:29:59):
To anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
That was just sad. Yeah, I feel bad. I did
see Steven Tyler there. He can at least walk. There
are rumors that maybe we'll finally get that Aerosmith tour
that got cut short because his voice was damaged. All right,
So there's been I just wanted to clear up one
thing about the Schmimepwistein thing. There's been talk about how
this is a different cell than the one they.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
Showed us, but all apparently though.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
This is actually they're not representing this as the cell.
This is the hallway to where that cell was, and
they're trying to prove that hey, nobody could have gone there.
But here's my question, how do you not have a
camera on the cell of the most famous guy in
the prison. That's what I.

Speaker 2 (01:30:43):
Dylan, supposedly meta AI says that this has been a
doctrine video.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
No, no, no, no, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
It's not met it was. It's not METAI. It's like
news sources have gone into the metadata of the footage
and seeing that it was edited in Adobe Premiere. They've
had multiple cuts to it and it's been saved multiple times,
so they have made edits and cut shit out of course.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
And now now you know, and Dylan's like, oh, Sam say,
nonlinear warfare.

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
They're just idiots. Know this is all done on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Oh you think even leaving that in the metadate.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
It's all meant to fuck to get you not knowing
if you're coming or going. I know which one I'm doing.
I'm going because I am tired and can't keep my
eyes open.

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
I'm always coming, baby, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
Yeah, Johnny, you love to come. Chase nutt like a squirrel.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Guys, go to Sam Tivoli dot com check out all
the my dates.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
Well in on a real high note, here, seven hundred
and ninety six dead babies expected to be found hidden
in a septic tank at an unwed mother's home run
by nuns. That's the most the darkest headline you'll read
this year, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
The New York Post is such trash.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
So they there's a septic tank in Ireland, and what
they would do is for these unwed mothers in there,
take their babies. They die many times because they weren't
getting proper care, and then they put them in a
septic tank. These babies after they took them from their
mothers because they were unwed, they were darkness. They treated
my horse. These are nuns. These are the people. They're
supposed to be representatives of God on earth. Yea, that's

(01:32:17):
why you can't trust any All the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Stuff about mother Teresa came out after.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
Yeah, of course I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Looking exactly like Fauci. By the way, have you known
so much to look exactly a lot?

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
That's funny. Yeah, you're totally right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Sam Travy dot com gonna be in San Diego this
weekend coming up, Johnny will be their Saturday night late show.
Also have uh Boston, have Robero, Connecticut, have a Newport Beach,
I mean new dates coming uh. By the way, finally
pitched some on my my web series I'm Gonna Do

(01:32:51):
on the Road. It's basically gonna be like David Tel's Insomniacs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Oh that was my favorite show, Stay up late, Insomniac.
Yet you're gonna talk conspiracies with just random people around
the cities.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
I'm gonna go to cities and look at the conspiracy.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
The conspiracy got you. I thought you were gonna like
go to like you know, I hop and drink and
talk to talk to will not drink obviously, but eat
pancakes and talk with people about conspiracies.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
All right, guys, I love you, Thank you, guys. I
will talk to you soon. Johnny, I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Bye bye, everybody,

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