166: Sam Going On Rogan + Lex Fridman Under Fire + Alien Footage + Happy Gilmore 2

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yo. Welcome to Johnny Winnard present Broken Simulation Starry, Johnny
Wondard and his trusty sidekick. Please please lah Bra we
miss that, Johnny? Did you put us on Twitch?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I don't have a twitch. What's what's a twitch? I mean,
I know what a twitch is, but I don't.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
We don't what. We don't have a twitch for this account?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh all the people on twitch love us?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Are there really people watching on twitch?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Really? Yeah? When I did Doom Scroll and we got
like fifteen.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
People, h someday we'll get it next all right.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
So welcome to we. You know, schedules, got crazy schedules,
Gonna be crazy next week too. Got a crazy two weeks, Johnny,
A lot of traveling, dude. I'm taking the girls to
the Homeland to hang out with my family. I can't wait.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
It's one of my favorite things to do.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Uh. Then I go to next week. I'm in Austin
hitting the j R. And so it's gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Be you were saying this officially.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I mean I'm just waiting for somebody just to call
me and go, oh yeah, we gotta move it.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
And then I'm just like.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Why, God, why excited?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Well, I'm always excited, Johnny, Will you check out this
shirt I'm selling that nobody gets real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
I think it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Maybe Boston just to get it, but it's the seven shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
You know what you should do for a start, you
should make your picture black and white. Also, it would
match a little bit better because it would make it.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
It would kind of you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's meant to be ridiculous, that's what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
You're the idea is that they're like, this is us
when we were young and like.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Good looking back in the day exactly. Yeah, and black
and white would help with that effect.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
So Johnny, you know, I had probably the craziest day
of my life. I mean, it's just one of those
days where nothing works out right, you know we ever
have that where it's just like nothing works out every day? Yes,
go ahead, nothing works out.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh so a lot of things.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
So anyways, I go to the airport, dude, and my
flight's delayed. Go figure. I'm like, I'm I'm I'm I'm
like Jack Bauer twenty four. Drive in to the airport.
Must get there now, you know, just like breaking laws,
just breaking laws like today, I might go to prison,
or I'm gonna get to the airport barely on time.

(02:39):
Those are my options right now. Right so I'm driving
to win. Dana's threatening to leave me. I will leave you.
Every drive to the airport. Dana and I break up. Okay, okay,
we're like af you I'm out done. You don't get

(03:00):
at me. I'm the best driver ever. You don't understand
my style, okay, And my style is need for speed.
That's how I go.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
So you do the thing I do where you if
you're in the car, you're driving.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I have to do because if Dana's driving to the airport,
it will take two days.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yep, okay, two days.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I can get to a mile about mile outside the
airport by the time Dana gets from the valley to
the four or five. That's how slow she goes, right,
And she hates when I if I'm texting on my
phone or anything, I get that, while when she drives,
that's all she does. I go, what are we doing here?
You yell at me for this? I had to diet

(03:43):
and my mother there. Okay, So I get there barely,
and as soon as I'm about to get on that
street that leads you right into the airport.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
We get think your flight's delayed by forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm like, I just committed felonies vehicular felon, and now
you're telling me you just decided to bump it forty five?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Is that what you're telling me?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You couldn't let me know an hour ago when I
couldn't driving Miss Daisy did.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
It could be worse. I was when I was leaving
North Carolina last week. They told me like five hours
early that it was delayed, and then when I got there,
they delayed again, and then they delayed it again, and
then they delayed again.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Every time. He was like, yeah, it'll just be fifteen
more minutes. This lying sack of shit.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, that's all they do. They're just passed by you,
so you don't ryot.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Three hours later, I go right before and they're like,
we found you a new plane. Put you on the
new plane. Should have done that begin with if you
ask me?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
And I asked the guy who was like, hey, cause
I'm in first class. I got upgraded.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
No big deal.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I'm like, we're getting food, right, And the guy said absolutely,
flight this long, you're gonna have food one hundred percent,
So I didn't eat in the terminal, good clothes, no
food on a.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Pipe, no food, Johnny, I'm sorry. I felt that pain.
I felt all that. You do not want to piss
somebody off. You don't want to piss Johnny off. You
don't feed the beast, he's gonna go on rampages. Just
light stuff up. A lot of racial slurs. I've seen
Johnny angry, a lot of racial slurs. A lot of them.

(05:17):
Can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
You're in Boston right now.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
I mean no, I'm in a connectut.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
We were in Boston, okay, days like you're gonna go
around Boston. It's like I don't care. I don't need
the sight see right now, Okay, I don't need to
do it. I'm tired. I'm always tired.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
You've already you've already seen enough proof of the lie
of history.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
You know I got it?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
And by the way, Johnny, this is why I've discovered,
uh A West coast ways can't handle East coast action.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
That's what I've learned.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
If you're in your ways is used to l A
A ways on the phone. Yeah your direction app you're mad,
you go you go the East coast. It's like, bro,
I don't know where fuck I'm going.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
It.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
We we went to find the airport yesterday. Waves brought
me so far all the way. I was embarrassed. I
thought Eddie was gonna quit the tour. That's how far
out the way. I'm like, where is this? Where is
this stupid ass? Where's this stupid ass hotel? Couldn't find it,
But I want to go some quick before. So my

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flight's delayed. I'm getting ready to go. I'm going through security.
You know, I got my passport because I won't get
a real I D. I'm never gonna get a real
I D. I'm always gonna use the passport, which is
technically a real I D.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
But I can still rebel, right.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, So I go through that. I'm using my Global
Entry things, which is real quick.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
First of all, the machine won't print my my my
bag tickets, you know, which is just why I mean,
are the lizard people that good that they can they
can mess with everything?

Speaker 7 (07:00):
I mean, They're like, don't let him get his suit
his suitcase bags. Whoa ah, right, So I gotta go
through there. I gotta have her.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I have to go to the clerk. Luckily at this time.
If you want to fly lax, you gotta do it
Thursday night. It's dead. It's dead, dude, So I do that.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
I go up to security.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Hand to god, Johnny. I saw grandma with Bbl's a
big fat ninja turtle shell ass on this, Grandma.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I feel like you clock those everywhere, bro, you clock those.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's a skirl. My daughter can find cyber trucks wherever
they are. They can't hide from her. She has a
sixth sense. She's like cyber chalk. I'm like, bag, you
got that, girl, You got that. Good job on that.
Daddy didn't even see that me Bbl's. I'm like, oh,
that's a ninja turtle ass right there, right, just we

(08:02):
got We got XG in the comments section telling us
he would like he has to tell us that. Okay,
we know that.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
By the way, well, by the way, guys.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Got the new shirts done? Wood Army T shirts available?

Speaker 4 (08:18):
That Japanese guy on the front.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
No, it's got it's it's just the uh, it's the
it says wood.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Army in the Army font.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Oh and that's all.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
It's okay, Yeah, simple dude, Wood Army dog would Army,
Jimmy the lips here.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
So anyways, bbl Grandma.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
You know i'd smash right, you know, you know i'd
smash'd like, hey baby, how much time before your flight?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, someone along a broken hip on their flight.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Just blasting so I get through, I get through. I
don't know what it is, Johnny that no matter when
I check in, I always get the worst seat. I
get to see up against the fucking toilet.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I have to do with when you check in? What
kind of airline?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Man, you don't put You have to get frequent flyer,
some kind of frequent flyer program.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
You have to enroll in it and fly the same
airline as much as possible.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Dana just like put me on Ever's cheap and she
messed up.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
It's worth it, dude, you pay a little extra.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
But I know I tell her all the time. I
tell her all the time.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Fly like you don't you fly like an amateur, Like
you don't fly all the time, and you do fly
all the time.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Rude man, No, I mean, I'm just saying.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I know you're a savvy flyer, but you the way
she sets you up, sassy flyer, but the way.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
She sets you up. Is like you're a backpacker on
a first holiday in Europe or whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
You gotta you can afford it.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, I told her, just put me up one Just
put me up one flight. I don't care. Oh, you
gotta grab connections. I don't give a shit. It's expensive.
I don't give a shit. I just want to get
them miles off.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Even if you do connect should just do the same
air you can pick here once you once you get
to the even the smallest level, it lets you pick
your own your own seats.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Uh, Johnny, let me ask you the question, would you
like unlimited miles or unlimited gay dollars?

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Now what, I don't know why I'm even engaging with
this premise. I should just ignore it or say something
to move on.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
But what I have to know what is a gay dollar.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That's where gay people support you fight with buying all
your merch buying tickets to your shows, buying everything. You're
just getting total support by the gay community with tons
of money.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well, the gay dollar is a big dollar.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Day dollars. They don't have kids, dude, they don't have kids.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
It's a big dollar.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
So I'm gonna take the gay dollars because then I
can get all the miles I want with the gay dollars.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
So I said, that's just a dollar. No, it's special.
Gay dollars are special.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Okay, take the gay dollars.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, yeah, we all want them. Day dollars. My lot
of stuff, we gay dollars.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Why did you ask me that?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well, because I just wanted to know, would you rather
have unlimited?

Speaker 4 (11:09):
It wasn't going anywhere.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
It was a limited gay dollars. So I get the
worst seat. I can't sleep lately on the airplane. I
don't know what it is. Yeah, it's it's freaking horrible, dude, horrible.
So then I get go to you know, rental.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I go to these rental car companies. Johnny you rent
cars or yeah, you do.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
And because I have airline status, I'm in President's Club
of Avis and I get a Tesla every time.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Will you know, Dana about these?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
I got a Supercharged with the Dodge whatever the hell
whatever those things are called, those stupid cars.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
I got one of those last time. Got a Mustang.
H I'm always getting I get double upgrades just because
of airline status. That's it.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
You gotta do that, Okay, I mean I gotta do that.
I got to do that.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Every element of flying easier if you get your status boosted.
So you get the car, all you got to do
is get it. You won't even have to fly, bro.
You just get a credit card that gets you airline
miles and you can get status from that. If you
get an American one, just put all your spend on
it and then you'll it will make your flying so
much easier.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Dude, you'll get upgraded every time. You gotta do that.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, gay dollars make Sam hollow, Yeah for sure. Dude,
give me those gay dollars and tell them.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Johnny Woodard saying, Johnny.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Woodard wants some gay dollars to give them. Hook them
up with the big gay dollars, dude, big gay unicorn dollars.
Normal dollars come from the fret fed. Gay dollars come
from a unicorns asshole, and they just produce them, They
just print them.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Sounds sounds pretty similar to me.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
So, Johnny. So we're going to Boston. We're flying, it's
fucking raining.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I feel like I'm living every beat of this. This
is appruciating.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
We go there, we're trying to find it.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Our our our l A Ways is struggling. Okay, these
la Ways is struggling. It doesn't know what to do.
We're deep into Taria. We're trying to find it, and so.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Eddie puts in his new he uses his GPS, finds it.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
We go to the hotel. Johnny, this is a giant
hotel in the middle of downtown Boston and guess what,
they don't have a valet. They don't have parking.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Oh my god, are you telling me this hotel does
not have a valet.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I am out of here.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
My gay dollars are out of here.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
We're all living, Donny. I gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
This character sucks.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay, this is your worst.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
That's what I'm doing you right now.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
You say you're not doing Johnny. You sound in a
hotel and there's no moere to park. That is an issue.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
You sound so fancy right now, Sam, Johnny, Johnny, even.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
A crack hotel has parking. Okay, every hotelent's parking. What
are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're
pulling into a metropolis and there's nowhere to park. They're like, sorry,
we don't have parking. You have to go to a
parking garage, and by the way, it's raining, we have

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to go three blocks down the street.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Sam, Sam, this is officially an atrocity. I just want
you to know that.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Due Johnny, play the atrocity music we don't have.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I thought we had trust music.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Atrocity.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
We can't believe it's happening.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
This is so offensive.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Okay, I'll work on that.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Well, somebody please make an atrocity song. We need atrocity.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Sam, just give you the lyrics. Sam just gave you
wonderful lyrics.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Use this. Yeah, dude, Yeah, let's see what Freeman JB says.
Parking is important part of a hotel. Thank you, dude,
thank you. I can't believe Johnny thinks I'm being in
an a risk craft.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
The park on the premise, I will say, to be fair,
you complain at first that they had no valet. You
didn't say, oh, no parking. You came back with that
fact at the end.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
But Johnny, you did let me go they had no ballet,
and you jumped in with the worst character ever done
on a podcast, a risk asshole.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
I will say, I hate ballet in my car. If
I can help it, I will sell park.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
You would rather sell park at the hotel. You don't
want to sell park three blocks away in Chinatown. I mean.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah, there's there's like alien lettering all over the place.
Everything's peaky Powell.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
You know, it's crazy, isn't it that that's also a language,
just that scribbling.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, I mean they're obviously grays, right, they're obviously the grays.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
There's some percentage of great DNA inside of a Chinese
sensations are grays.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
And dude, I mean, and here's the whole thing about
the grays. And I'm starting to realize, like, if we
kind of study what's happening in our world right now,
all these autistic billionaires are buying up all the land,
all the land. They're just buying it up, right, They're
buying up all the land, and they're making bunkers, which
means they're only gonna they're gonna be the only ones

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who survive any kind of giant apocalyptic event like a
meteor hitting us right right.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
By the way.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
This is, by the way, if you want to know
why Elon's doing all that boring shit underground, this is why.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Exactly, which means Johnny back on the other plant. Let's
say Mars that got destroyed. The only people who survived
there were the autistic people too, And that's why aliens
are just weirdos.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
That's an excellent thought. It's an excellent thought, Sam.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I mean, that's why we're what we're dealing with here
to that is a much higher Japanese autistic aliens.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
That's much higher level thought than I'm used to hearing
from you. I have to say, that's an excellent thought.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Are you mocking me right now? No?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
No, I think I really do think that's a good thought.
It's just it's I'm surprised.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
What happened to the show. Dude. I'm up here spilling
my guts about my feelings and you're just mocking me
with characters.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
That's not a character.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
This is me, bitch.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
No, yeah, it's it's You're totally right.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
And and the some people I've heard it said like, oh,
they'll let other people down there, You think these I.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Only it's all these boke shows will be there.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Only hot chicks will get And we're talking like tens,
only tens will survive.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah, under and under like twenty five. These guys don't yeah,
it's not.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, it's gonna be Children of Corn down there. You
have chicks who are like twenty four just counted days
until they get sent out to the field.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
That would be a great movie, by the way, Well
that would be a sad movie.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I'm actually watching a great TV show right now, Silo.
Have you seen that?

Speaker 8 (18:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (18:07):
No, I started why. It's kind of like snow Piercer, right,
but like a a Silo.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
It's actually really good. Yeah. Surprised because I keep trying
to give shows chances. They have this one that's trying
to be like, I don't know, like, what was the
movie that all the teenage girls loved about the vampires?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Buffy the Vampires. No, no, no, it was like the movie, Yeah,
the movie with Robert Pattinson. Right, yeah, yeah, what was
that called?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Somebody in the comments? What's the fucking what's the name
of that?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Twilight? Yeah, Twilight, Twilight. It's it's kind of like Twilight
trying to be like Twilight means like Game of Thrones
kind of, and it's just trying too hard. I mean,
it's just always yeah, no, no, no, no. This other show,
so I watched five minutes of it. They got just
cranking up the homo erotica out the gate, Right out

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the gate, they have just dudes staring at each other, thirsty.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
What's what's the show you're talking about now?

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Oh no, it's on Netflix. I didn't even spend time.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
It's what is it called? It actually sounds like it's
a cool name, and it's like just trying way too No,
it's about like the god of dreams and they summon
him Gay of Thrones, Yeah, Sam, man, It's just it
just tries too hard. It's really hard to be like

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do what would you call it? What's the genre of
of of Game of Thrones? What's that called? Genre? Well,
I guess you can do. It's like when you're shoving
gay in there so much. It's just not I'm not
into it. So the next one I tried was Silo,
and it actually ended up being really good. Yeah, someone

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just said it. You know, damn man is super effing gay. Yeah,
dragging on dude is great. I recommend I've only seen
one episode of it, but it's all about conspiracies. It's
really good. Cool, It's really good.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Anyways, Johnny, So I go, you stay.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
You know this place doesn't have valet it doesn't have
coffee anywhere in it. No coffee, Johnny, honestly, no coffee.
You're okay with that? That's not even your domasic ship.
Right here, I'm paying gazillion dollars for this this room.
Can I get basic coffee? Dog?

Speaker 4 (20:31):
You said it was a nice hotel too, right, Well.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Dana, it says he got five stars. I don't know
who's voting on this stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Well, it's interesting because five stars, if you're talking about
the actual hotel like rating system, it's supposed to signify
certain amenities, which then.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
You then the hotel rooms are just like like fucking
military base like rooms, Like they're just tiny rooms. And
they did you know you ever you ever see what
like hotels try to be overly hip and cool. They
try to do stupid stuff that makes no sense. So
what they would do, Johnny, They hung the cheers and

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tables on the wall, so you had to take them
off and assemble them to sit in there.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
That stupid?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Is that the dumbest thing you ever? Like hard like,
we're so chic, you have to like you have to
you have to put together your your your your own furniture.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Incredibly stupid, incredibly stupid.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
So anyways, we go to the show. Uh, we actually
packed it out. We packed Boston out. It's an old
school comedy club. It's called nicks Nick's Comedy Stop. It's
a fun. Yeah, this is where Joe Rogan got his start,
this is where Bill Berg got his start. We can
get into Bill Burr's rant I don't know if you

(21:53):
saw Bill Burr's rant on. I'm like, who's he talking about?

Speaker 6 (21:58):
A ban?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
I think it was Inity or Variety, and and I
want to get into that because I saw people breaking
it down. I felt they were just totally off on it.
But so anyways to do the show, Uh, it's packed out.
God be honest with you, the people of Boston are
very cool. It's a very there's this kind of like
outside view of Boston that they're kind of like a

(22:22):
just a city of racist And I'm not saying they're not,
but they're very nice people. Nick's Comedy Stop is like
old school, dude fun. They It has like this, like
you perform on a plank. Eddie Brop came out. He's like,
have you seen the stage? I go yeah, he goes weird, right,
I go, yeah, that's why we're here. It's fucking weird.

(22:43):
We go we gonna dude, we have Roadhouse as ship.
So it was the people that were great. My Matt
was great. I believe it's Matt.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
I'm gonna fuck up his name.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I don't want to suck up his name and he's here.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
That's not let's not f up our stream either.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Why by dropping bombs?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
By dropping f bomb?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Yeah it's Matt.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
That was right. Matt and Nanny very nice people, dude,
very nice people. Uh. Then one of the kids that
one of the comics there, his dad is like head
of the Teamsters in Boston. Nice.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Right, Yeah, that's that's what you want to be.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
They want me to do with their podcast. They want
to podcast and it's supposedly huge.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
It's supposedly huge.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Hey, it's the future, man, everybody.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
I need to get the Teamsters on on my side, dude.
So anyways, I go up there, I do my show. Listen,
there's something about Boston chicks. Boston chicks are cute, but
when they're hot, they're undeniable. Okay, like they stand out.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
The Puerto Rican bartender, she knew I dropped hammer. She
knew I was great. He's making eyeballs with the old man.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
She understood it. So so I do the show.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I finish up with my bit about how people silver
wear masks are either ugly or the R word. Right,
you're either ugly or the R word. Anyways, I get
off stage. The security comes up to me with a
mask on. Okay, And this is after he basically jailhouse

(24:21):
me to get a T shirt. He came up. He goes, hey,
I want a T shirt. I go what He goes,
I want T shirt? You okay, okay, here's a T shirt.
This is why I can't go to prison. Dude.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Oh he just pumped you.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, he just fucking punked me right there. I want
T shirt.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
I go, okay, your security, I'll give you a fucking
T shirt.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
So I gave him a T shirt and then he
goes to you. Then he goes to the old the
old female bartender that you know been there forever, straight
up Offston accent, right out of a TV show. He goes,
you want T shirt? She goes, tim fall hot. I go, yeah, yeah,
I take one accent, full Boston accent.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
You're getting turned out here, but just turning me out.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
There's my points around.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
You want some of this.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah you want did I hate it? He's good? You
want something. I'm like, hey, dude, this is one time.
It was the one time thing, so protect me.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
That was between the two of us.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
How dare you so? Anyways? I uh so, anyways, he
gets he gets in my face. This guy just came
him Sure, he's like, yo, he goes, he just walks up.
He goes, Yo, why white people spit my face?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
What?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
He goes, why people spit in my face? I go,
what what is happening right now? He goes, you're talking
about me on stage? I go wall the math, Oh dude,
that's just a joke. Come down and goes what people

(26:05):
and I look everyone, They're like, is this a situation dude?

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Yeah, because if it's security, what can you do?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
So anyways, we do show. There's like this this like
shaved head guy like imagine Gabe Gabe Killian who just
hits me up out of nowhere asking me for money. Bo,
can I have some money? I go, dude, what am
I fucking bank here?

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Dud?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
He just heard you got turned out that he was
going to get his everybody's just lying all right.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Here we go. So and by the way, I didn't
get turned out.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Just so people get it. I give. I always give
the saff T shirts always.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yeah, yeah, it's not turned out.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
If he's always that way, to be clear, if he's party,
always slinging party bottom, he's always slinging bussy, Okay, I'm
always it's horrible.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
It's horrible.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I'm always singing Ki by the way, whatever, wherever he is,
he's asked me for money. Shout out, Gabe, shot Okabe,
Hey guys, gay, go go fund me. What people support
you is this?

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Speaker 5 (28:39):
Thank you, Thank you hard hitting the show.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Anyways, dude, so I'm all I'm due to show. So
this guy. So at the end, we're doing questions right,
and there's some great questions right, and this guy keeps
raising his hand but people are beating him to it,
I don't get to it. And so after worry, he's like, yes,
he comes in the back and he's like, imagine gay

(29:02):
Gabe killing Johnny. Stop it, Johnny. We've moved on from that, okay,
all right. So anyways, he he comes, he comes.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
To where we're doing the shirts. We're giving away the shirts.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
And by the way, this place is beautiful, dude. It
reminds me of like an area. It was like a
nice like bar, comedy club. It's a gorgeous comedy club.
And then this room looked like something out of the
Shining And I said that and they all laughed at
me because they thought it was garbage. I'm like, it's nice.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Anyways, so he comes in the back and he's like, hey,
just imagine Gabe killing on bath salts. This is a
guy's energy right now. Okay, hey, hey, give me your number.
Come on, just give me a number. I'm part of
the truck. Give me a number. And he's like, just
follow me out, come on, man, give me a number.
And we're like, okay, calm down, dude. So he keeps

(29:52):
coming up to me. He goes, hey, man, hey, you
didn't let me ask a question. I go, Okay, what's
the question? Come on, man, let me ask a questions.
I go ask the question. Dude, let me ask the question.
I go ask the question. He goes, are you a fed?
I go? You waited all night to ask that freaking
question on whether I'm a fucking fed. No, I'm not

(30:14):
a fed, dude. I drop a bit some beshie. Guys. Okay,
do you guys understand that. You don't understand that at all?
My co host is talking about my bussy? Okay, A
fed doesn't get talked to you like that.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
You'd be a You'd be a terrible fed.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
By the way, I'd be the worst fed everde I
wouldn't be a fan. I'm on nobody's team. I'm telling you,
guys like, we're gonna run this thing for as long
as we can, and when it's over, you'll never see
me again. Dude, I just want to dis ap pair.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Sounds like a fed that part.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Shut up, Johnny, just shut up? Who saw do you on?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I thought I thought the punchline was gonna be that
he asked for Eddie's number again, But no, it's you're
are you a fed?

Speaker 9 (31:01):
That?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah, it's so ridiculous. Dude.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I bet Eddie gets that a lot too, because Eddie,
I mean he did.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
There's not one sort of fringe topic that he doesn't
truly indulge, you know what I mean, Like he really
goes and I bet he gets a lot of I mean,
I know you do too.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
But Eddie goes like out there, you know what I mean, dude.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Hot blacks in the comments section, trying to fight people.
Hot black chick acting like it's a waffle house, wanting
to fight everybody in the comment session, like what are
we doing here? What are we doing?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I love the waffle house?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah, dude, me too. Hey, guys, if you want to
see me live, I got some great dates coming up, Johnny.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Can you show my things? Everyone to realize what is
going on here?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
In Sam Triple, he goes to Sam bad sound? What
do you mean? It's bad sound?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
You got bad sound?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Really?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
No, it's fine, No, there's only one person said it.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yeah, this my exception is a strip club.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Dude. Yeah, dude, look at this so tonight I'm in
brod Brook. If you're anywhere around her, let's go who knows?
Oh yeah, you're watching this lid. Then comedy Chaos. We've
got a killer lineup. I love it. Then Huntington Beach,
I got to put up Ventura. Next Kansas City. I'm
very excited about that.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Chicago. I'm at OL.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Chicago's within a month, damn dude. Then go to the
next one. Big dates coming, guys. Here we go very excited. Chicago, Tulsa, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma City, and then Austin. I am at the Fat
Man the Big Room. Five shows. Come join me, and
I'm also going to try to do kill Tony on

(32:41):
the Monday. This shit just said Phoenix. I'm just in Phoenix.
Now you guys come to this shit. And then stank fests. Okay,
people say, oh dude, where are you gonna be? Dude,
just go to my website whenever you want to. Hey,
Sam anywhere near me, go to Sam Trivley dot com,
slash events, get in it to win it, and that's it, Johnny.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
I just checked the sound. The sound is good.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
The sound is good. Somebody just out here talking smack
for no reason. Quick complaining, quick complaining that when people complain, Johnny,
that was my stories. That was my story. That was
my stories.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Johnny.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Let's get into some store we got all the day
long love. When you sing about the Lord.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
It's a hymns. I have so many of them stuck
in my head from childhood. Gilbert Arenas, Yes, more, we're
gonna go straight from airplane to basketball?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Is that really what we're about to do?

Speaker 5 (33:42):
What did so?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
He got arrested for illegal gambling? Uh in his own
house a ring in l A.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Listen, dude, I love Gilbert Arenas. I enjoyed when he played.
I thought he was great.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Yeah, for like what three years?

Speaker 2 (33:59):
He was just three years he was fired. Dude, he
was haibachi dog. But he has to be one of
the dumbest people on plant Earth. He has to be
one of the dumbest people. Now when he gets in
trouble for bringing a gun into the locker room, I mean,
you're like the dumbest person in history, but you can
go okay, people have brain farts and happened. Then he

(34:21):
does this. Here's the problem with these guys. Okay, these
NBA players, these pro athletes, when the spotlight ghosts, they
go nuts.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
They just go nuts. They're not used to it.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
They want the spotlight again, they want the action. So
then this dumb ass runs a runs a freaking runs.
This dumb ass runs an illegal casino to Israelis in
his house, in his way. I'm having problems with my
next door neighbors again, these is rallies because they're fighting
over curbs, and I've gone, okay, I'm gonna give you

(34:56):
the curb in front of your house. Now they're parking
from my house on the curb and leaving cars.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
They're occupying, occupying your parking.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
They're occupying my curb right now. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Better watch out, man. They'll defend that. They'll defend that
with their life, you know it. Uh yeah, So he's
back in the streets now, that's what he tweeted the
Gilbert Arenas.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
He says, Uh, this ain't got shite to do with me,
is what he said. Just rented the house, wasn't a
part of it. That's his claim.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I mean, he must think we're dumb, like they just
show up and then he's so dumb, dude, This is
how dumb he is. He goes on a live stream.
Have you ever seen the meme where like the dog
guys like drinking coffee, the house is on fire and
says everything, of course that's literally what Gilbert Arenas did.

(35:54):
He had this, He did live stream and it was
just fire behind him. It's it's the same thing, right,
the same manner.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Let me see if I can find that.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Where?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
What do you where? Did you see it on X Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I was on AX. It was on YouTube and Gilberne's
live stream after arrest.

Speaker 5 (36:11):
See if you can find that, uh.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
I can. There's a picture of him being interrogated right here,
which is interesting. So anyways, they gave him, Oh no,
is this for real?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
You got?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Oh no, this is fake. Never mind, it's an NBA sentel.
Got me again.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
It was a picture of him in an interrogation room
with a bucket of fried chicken.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Oh, Johnny, I got another story for you. You put
that up. So the edword bitch strikes again. So now
I'm talking Lucas Earl at the time. So we're just
talking comedy. You know, Lucas Earl is a great comic,
really great writer, like a really great writer like that
dude can hit, you know, like he can hit. And

(36:56):
you got like, if you gotta follow Lucas Earl, you
better be focused because you're gonna silent.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
I always called him hurl, but Lucas Hurl.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I call him Lucas Earl Lucas Hurl, Okay, and he
crushes he crushes. Syways, I have a conversation with him
because he's gonna play the Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa
and I'm like, dude, you got the right you got
the right comedy for it, You're perfect for it. Go
crush that ship. So anyways, I'm sitting there, Oh, dude,

(37:26):
look at the new timfall Hat YouTube pages commenting guys,
go grab that where it says swarm. Yeah, go and
follow that page. We're putting up all the episodes there.
Please follow us there.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
We need to get indulging Sam's adhd.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
We need to get those numbies up dog.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
So anyways, I sit there, I'm talking on Suddenly this
black comic who works the door at the comedy store
comes up and he goes, hey, man, what's up dude?
He goes, is it true you say the M word?

Speaker 5 (37:59):
I go what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
He goes, do you say the M word and you're
in a joke? I go yeah, He goes really, I
go yeah, I say three times in this joke. He
goes like, but why, I go, well, I'm talking about
the times I've been called the M word. He goes,
but are you saying it? Are you saying it to
be funny? And I go, well, I mean we're doing

(38:24):
stand up everything I say up there? Like why why
why wouldn't you Why wouldn't I say that? He goes, well,
you can't, you can't. You can't just say the M word.
Like what do you mean, like like say the N word.
He goes, yeah, I go, well, it's not gonna work.
He goes, why I go, because it's not gonna work

(38:46):
if I go and then Paul Mooney called me the
M word, It's just not gonna hit. And the reason
it doesn't hit is because when I say the word,
it's about feeling the emotions of hearing, of hearing me
be called the M word. That's it. And like Louis
c K, who nobody ever called out ever, And I'm

(39:06):
not saying I'm a loose k comic, even though he
followed me one time and it was a rough night
for him. He did not have fun that night. Because
I'm an education for people. You're gonna learn a lot
about yourself. Like when I see young comics getting ready
to follow me at the comedy store. They're pacing, they're stretching.
They know it's education time. You're about to find something

(39:27):
now about yourself. So you go. So I go, no, dude,
it's like if I say the M word, it just
doesn't have the emotional impact of hearing what I heard,
which is me being called the M word.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Obviously.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
He goes, so you're saying it to be fun I go,
I don't know what you're saying to me. Are you
asking me if I'm just saying it to be edgy?
And he goes, no, I mean, are you just saying
it to be funny? I go, yeah, stand up, dude,
we're all trying to be funny.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
I'm sorry, is this a stand up asking you this?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Okay, So so.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You know, he goes, okay, man, he walks off, and
it's just like it's it's it's effing hilarious.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
And I nothing against any of them.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I love them all. I would rather them come talk
to me than get angry in the corner. All the blacks,
I would listen. Please, if you're one of the blacks,
please come talk to me. I would love him one
of the blacks, even if I get your Union rep.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Come down.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I let you guys all get together elect a representative
to simplify things and then come happy.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
And it's just crazy because one guy who called from
New York, I called him in Texa. He never hit
me back, and I'm like, I'm a dude who's like,
let's talk. I'm an old school guy. Let's talk.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Yeah, we said, you know what we need to do.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
That might be a good live event, the Inward Summit
where we just all get together and we talk it out.
Inwards Summit, Sam Tripoli, Yeah, by Sam TRIPLEI.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
We just get some blacks and some fuck guys who
want to say the N word and we just hash
it out. Dude, I'm telling you that would do huge numbers.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Oh dude, it would be in the New Variety, and
you know.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
We're all about those numbies. Dogs.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
So I found that Bill Bird thing you were talking about. Uh, yeah,
it was Variety.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
As you said, Now it's clear who he's coming for here,
let me share my screen.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Oh who do you think he's coming from?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
I mean, it's Rogan et cetera. It's obviously, which is
surprising to me.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
But all right, this is.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Uh, this is burr uh there's an ugliness out there
right now where if you're a racist, if you're an
anti Semite, if you're a psycho nationalist and you want
a softball interview, there's podcasts out there where you can
get clearly directed it at like THEO vonn that kind
of thing. Uh, they will laugh at your effing bad

(41:46):
jokes and give you this pass. There's a really ugly
thing going on out there, and we've already seen what
it does to a nation, and it's not the way
to go.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I mean, dude, these people on the left, I mean,
I love Bill Burr, and like that's not even the
part that he gets into it. If you want to
get the audio, you can hear the audio of it.
He has a lot of stuff. He does a lot,
like he says some good stuff in there. This thing
with the podcast thing, this is so obvious.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
What is happening.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
It's so obvious, Like like, okay, if you think that's
directed at Joe Rogan and you think that he did,
he's being used by Trump. Why did he invite Kamala
Harrison to come under the exact same rules. I don't
understand this thing. I just don't understand that, Like there
are people.

Speaker 10 (42:38):
There are female comedian, female progressive comedians who were on
Hillary Clinton's Apple TV show. This is a woman who
illegally assassinated Momar Kadaffi and has caused illegal slave trades.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
In modern day. All right, this is a woman right
now that's coming out the sheet legally wired tapped a
sitting president. This is worse than watergame, Like, what is
everybody talking about here? These arguments are in bubbles and.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Then ran interference for another president who illegally murdered people
for a decade.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Almost It's just crazy to.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Me, like, listen, guys, I know you guys, I know
you guys think I'm some kind of conservative.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
I am not.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I'm on nobody's team. Ronan Dog, I'm not on both sides,
so I can see what both sides are doing. This
isn't a delusion that the left has come up with
that somehow these right people did something that the left
hasn't been, that the left has been doing for twenty years.
That's why nobody watches their stuff. That's why these brands

(43:47):
are dead. The Daily Show, the Saturday Night Live, you know,
you know, all these new news networks. That's why they're
dead because they played parson partisan politics and hid the
truth from everybody, doing softball interviews like this notion that
it's only because Donald Trump got in, And it's the

(44:08):
notion that somehow Joe Rogan Andrew Schultz and Theo Vaughn
got Joe Rogan elected. Do you understand how ridiculous that is?

Speaker 11 (44:17):
This is a woman, this is a woman who was
such a bad candidate they had to rid the Democrat
primary and not allow anyone to run against her.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Like, what are we talking about here? What are we
talking about?

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Here's the here's the I couldn't find I don't think
there's I couldn't find out it all.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I heard the audio the other Wait, okay, it's.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
On Vulture originally. All right, hold on, hold on, all right, anyway,
I'll read the quotes. I don't I couldn't find it
on X anyway. Are you seeing this right here?

Speaker 4 (44:49):
What I'm looking at?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Yes? Oh? Yeah, here it is. Yeah, that's it? Wait
that was it?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Back to Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah that was part of it. But god, even I
listened to it, it's like, you don't realize how much
passion he has one he's talking about this, you know,
can you hear that?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:13):
No, that's not it's you know, just like I don't
get it, dude, I just don't get it. And you know,
do I think Bill Burr is woke? I don't think
he's woke, you know.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I'll just read some of the excerpts here about he says, uh,
they're talking about uh Ben Shapiro who blasted Bill Burr
for going woke, and Burr says he doesn't even know
what that word means. His definition of woke is white
liberals definition of woke. And they didn't even know what

(45:47):
it was. They just took the word from black people.
That's the worst thing about our point.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
He really is unbelievable, dude. It's just unbelievable, Like just
this notion that like someone owns something in his ye.
That's It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
That's the worst thing about our people.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Not only do we take from other cultures, we don't
even take the time to understand the definition.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
He sounds like a black nationalist.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah, I just don't understand it.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
That fing guy he said about Shapiro, Now, Shapiro idiot.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Obviously we agree.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah, he was trying to bring me into his fold.
At one point, the guy liked me and then all
of a sudden, I'm a I'm an effing asshole. I'm
supposed to look at that guy like he's an adult, which,
fine with that? Uh he said that. Uh okay.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
He responds to uh criticism that he took off online
after a certain portion of the right kind of got
behind him.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
He said, racist.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
And I can understand why, dude, I mean, I can understand.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, of course racist. They're racist. They send pictures of
monkeys to me and my wife. They're effing horrible people
and their cowards and they never say it your face.
There's an ugly read that, right, and this is that
other part of that we read already they will laugh at. Yeah,
that's the part about the interview. Anyway, I trash them
both because that's my job, talking about both sides.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
I can't respect system. But when I do stand up,
if I start trashing like Trump, I'd hear the left
and the crowd go yeah, yeah yeah, and I'd be like,
you voted for the guy that is start staring off
into space. Your guy literally should be in an effing
home talking about Biden.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
There.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
What are you patting yourself on the back for? Yeah,
I mean, yeah, he's clearly I mean, it's just what
his wife is infected his thinking.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
It's obvious, right, Oh.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
He's smart, dude, you want to sleep on the couch, dude? No,
I mean just the way it is, dude, you know,
and I'm fine with it. But the way people break
down that interview is like and that he gets that
a lot, dude, Like they'll just take snippets and blow
it up. But it's like this notion of going after
like all these guys. And I don't even know if

(47:59):
he's talking about Rogan. Maybe it's just talking about like.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Shapiro maybe yeah, but I mean when did Yeah, I
think it's pretty obvious when he said.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
You know, as somebody who's has a line drama, which
is going after people's family, Like, I don't do that
unless they get in the family business, right. I can
understand that people sending those pictures to your wife would
upset them because and he's totally right about being cowardly.
It's just like so much of it, like all the
shit talking on Twitter comes from guys bots whatever, with

(48:34):
fake names and fake pictures, and it's just I can
understand why be fucking upset?

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Block them, block them all.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
That's what you gotta do, dude. And it's like Johnny
got it right, man. Well, you've got to block these
people before you know, the Twitter gets weirded and they
take it, they delete your account. You know you gotta
do it, dude.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Uh, you sent me this story right before we record
it here. So Matt Rife, I guess as a death.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Wish, bro, this is the weirdest story, dude. It really
is the weirdest story.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
For you last week or two weeks ago about the
occult researcher who died after handling the Annabelt Doll. Well,
comedian Matt Rife has purchased the famous occult museum home
to the Annabelt Doll. It's all his now. This is
from E News. Matt Rife is taking his crowd work
to a new dimension point that's really clever. Indeed, the

(49:28):
comedian revealed that he purchased the Connecticut home of Ed
and Lorraine Warren, which has been the inspiration for multiple
famous horror films.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
We know about all of those.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
And with that purchase came the responsibility of being the
legal guardian for at least the next five years of
the entire Haunted collection, including the Annabelt doll.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Oh, it's just.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Dark arts, bro. And I love Matt Rife.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
You know, every time I've had a conversation with him,
he's been nice to dude. Yeah, but man, when you
literally say.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I just bought on a cult museum, yes, it's why
why did you do that?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Sorry, I'm plugging in this fancy.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I mean there's things I you know, I don't want
to get too deep in, like I just you know me, dude,
I don't like to go after comics.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Well no, but there have been a lot of questions
about his rise, right, like, well, you know I heard.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Him making a joke to somebody about how he sold
his soul. I told you that long time, remember that, yep.
And he's like, yeah, I sold my soul. And I
was like I heard that. I go, what, dude? You
know Lee, Dude, I'm like what, I don't know, dude,
It's fucking nuts, do you think I mean? I mean,

(50:46):
that's a creepy ass thing to buy.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
It's also I mean, just to say that is.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Is bizarre and then they do an announcement on it.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I mean, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
I mean? I wonder is he.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Into that stuff?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I've never heard that. I mean maybe it's I mean
he had a travel show where he did with some
guys on his podcast. I don't know what his show
was before, but Doug, who hears about a guy dying
in then be like, I want to buy that.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Maybe that's the best time to buy it. You know,
everybody's afraid. You get in low Bro like the Palisades,
get in low by Low.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Oh yeah, dude, Hey, dude, hey, you get a call
from your your real estick.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
I listen, I listen. We have a golden opportunity here.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
We got a dollar to just killed somebody and it's
never it's at its lowest value possible. I know you
want to get into the occult. This is a great time.
This is a great time, dude. You get this now
to throw the doll in for free by now? And
what do you think? So this is I think in Louisiana, right?
Uh is it?

Speaker 4 (51:54):
Hold on, don't I'm not. I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Let me see where is someone just hit it luid
of gay dollars, dog lucrative day dollars.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Dude, it's by the way, I'm sorry, go ahead, it's morning.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
It's morning in Australia.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Whoever said that they aren't the official owners of the
Annabelt doll he clarified. He said, they are the whatever
this means, legal guardians and caretakers of the items for
the next few years. He says, ed and Lorraine Warren
spelled incorrectly here arguably put demonology and paranormal into the
mainstream and are at the very heart of some of

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the most famous haunted stories of all time. He says,
what this means for you, guys, is you are going
to soon be able to book a night or a
weekend and.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Stay at the Warren's house and investigate the house.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
He revealed. Nope, go bye, not happening. Nope, I'm not
going anywhere fucking haunted. I'm not gonna bring that ship.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Or regular hunted.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Here is a picture of him at the at the
house there.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Oh dudey gout front the fucking dollars.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Stop here if we can help it. He's got a
God's Country shirt on.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Oh God, what are you doing, dude? He's bulking up
to dude right ye sure, yeah, he sure forearms dude.
Damn bro, you better get strong be fighting them demons.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Dude before you start looking into his eyes.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Dude, he's dreaming. I bet he he did. They're in
it gay dollars. Matt Rife gets gay dollars for him,
gets all those gay dollars.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
No boy does he? Okay, this is uh.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Comedy is haunted? Okay? But I battled them demons. Dude,
I've seen them face to face. You know you think
you don't know me, homie. The ghost of the Commonstore
know me, homie?

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Is that they know you?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
That? You know? It's funny.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I used to live in a house that was built
in eighteen hundreds on our farm. But I told people
that were like, hey, is it haunted. I'm like, yeah,
if it is, it's all people I'm related to.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
So what am I afraid? Okay? I was on a
different tabin than Sam. Just disappeared. What did you do?

Speaker 10 (54:22):
What?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
We're so professional?

Speaker 2 (54:25):
What did you just do? What did you just do?

Speaker 4 (54:28):
What happened? I was on another time. I was pulling
up something, So I don't know what happened.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Don't worry about Johnny, don't even worry about it.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
I won't worry about So this is uh. Let's say
film send him up? Purists are uh?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Okay, I guess Sam as I go have a you
got an emergency, a bathroom emergency.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
What's going on here?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Zen?

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Are you z inning it?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Sam? For those listening is uh, this guy's headphones unplugged
and he's just Oh he's Jesus.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
FIGURINGE when we talk about Matt Wright.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
You got Jesus figure Oh, no, got his anti porn. Uh,
Jesus figuring.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
He asked me how many days?

Speaker 4 (55:15):
How many days?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Fifteen?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Nigga?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Did you just say the N word on the stream.
I can't edit it out. We're not gonna get monetized now.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
And sorry, sorry, dude, I should have said it. I
should have said.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
I wonder if we can camouflage it, like make it
sound like something nic I love Nichols.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Nicols. What's your favorite coins?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Like Nichols?

Speaker 4 (55:41):
I like love Nicholes. Yeah, Nichols, because they're they're the
perfect size, you know, just to like flip or you
can throw Nickels at things. Maybe we camouflage it there
so film we're just cut it out, dude. I can't
cut it out on the live stream, bro.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
That's okay, but yeah you can of a live stream
I've done, but.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
It's not they it won't help you with demonetization once
which willation. Okay, uh so.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
The film purists, movie purists, cinema purists are shitting themselves
because at the Sphere in Vegas they have are you listening,
They've taken a version of The Wizard of Oz. They've
cut like, I don't know, it's like forty minutes out
of it, and they've used AI to expand the frames

(56:29):
so that it goes to the edge of the sphere
and they're doing a production of The Wizard of Oz.
Stop looking at the comments. I'll show you a little
bit about this. It's it's pretty it's pretty interesting how
this technology they've used.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
So this is sixty minutes talking about it. What can
you hear?

Speaker 6 (56:45):
This?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
We all we're gonna get, We're gonna get.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I'm just gonna I'm not gonna play all that. I'm
gonna skip around. But look, I want to show you
what they've done here without playing This is cool. Yeah,
it is cool, dude, if you you get a little
buzz on going there.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Oh buddy.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
So what they've done though, is I'll show you they
and the frames using AI because look, this is what
it originally looked like you'll see here in a second.
You see this down here is what it looked like originally.
And then they used AI to expand the frame all.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
The way to the edge.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Oh that's cool, dude.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
And then dude, so and then during the the tornado scene,
they have these like giant fans in there that blow
debris around, like.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Leaves and fake leaves and stuff. You know, it feels
like you're in a look at this, so it feels
like you're in a tornado while you're.

Speaker 9 (57:36):
Now.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Of course, as they do with everything fun anal, people
are saying that this is destroying the art of Wizard
of Oz.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Uh No, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard my life.
It's it's it's making it. It's it's taken to another level.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
And a whole new generation. You think kids are sitting
around watching the Wizard of Oz these days? It's too
slow paced for.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Kid's all that old stuff. They're like, nah, we good,
are your kids go?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Where are your kids going up in the ghetto now?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Just good? Mulple walks away.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Yeah, yeah, I mean dude, people are like, honestly, I
got into it a little on Twitter with one of
these film critic guys and they are losing it on
this one man like properly. They say, this is this
is the slippery slope that leads to just full AI
movies and stuff. And I'm like, no, dude, this is
a kin to the Guardians of the Galaxy ride at
a theme park. That's all this is.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
This is gonna be one place where they're doing this.
You have to go there and pay like three hundred
dollars to go see it.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
It's nothing, but it's nothing like an actual It's not
if it was a movie that was going to be
everywhere around the country. Yeah, you might have an not this.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Your life is going really good when you can get
upset about this stuff. Yes, in the world that is
in chaos.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
This is this is a big issue for you.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Yeah.

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Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Johnny, Johnny, Can you get hair loss in your pubic area?

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
People are asking the comments.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
You want to find out?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Can you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
Does anyone go bald in a pubic area?

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
To a little study? We can find out right now
in the chat. Are you losing hair in your pubic area?

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Right now? In the chat, answer yes or no, a
simple yes or no. We'll do in the chest. Yes, yes, yeah,
Someone says yeah, sixty seven and she gives great hugs.
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
The chats are on fire, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
I think so, says Chip.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Well, and the chats are on fire, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Justin Foulson says no, Bob says no. Dennis Rui says no.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Do you think I have a weird head for shaving? No?

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
I think it looks great. That's a really good. Well,
that looks really good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Actually I might shave my head. I'm getting close and
that looks good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
No, I think how it is right there? Looks sick.
That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, I get this hot Mexican chick to cut my hair.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Your hair is kind of your head is kind of
shaped like you are, Like your head kind of has
that where it goes up kind of into a point.
And your your body is also you remember how they
said you had feminine shoulders or whatever you were shaped
like a triangle.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Your head has also got a little triangle going on.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
You got me a code head, code head.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
No, it's not that bad, but it is. It is disgusting. Okay,
what else is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
My brother wants My brother's upset because he does have
gray in his beard like I do.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
He wants it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Why would you want gray and your beard? I don't know, man,
It's like those twins that try to make themselves look
identical all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
That is your brother into that. He's trying to look
like you or something.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
No, my brother's genetically superior.

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
You know that. Oh yeah, we've talked about that many times. Okay,
So this is a crazy story from The Guardian. Two
funeral homes allegedly gave grieving parents their deceased son's brain
in a box, which began to smell, leaked in their
car and got on the father's hands when he moved it,
according to an updated lawsuit filed this week.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Yeah, father them, why would you want the brain.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
To make I don't know, dude. The father, Lawrence Butler,
said the discovery was overwhelming What's in the box at
a news conference Thursday, leaving a horrific memory that mars
the other memories of their son Timothy. It was and
still is in my heart that I got in my
car and smelled death, he said, wiping away to yours.

(01:02:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Yeah, I mean, dude, I feel for those people.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
Yeah, why your kid's brain?

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
I'm trying to get some. He said he had to
get rid of the car obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Stuart said he had consulted other funeral homes and at
no point in the process is the brain supposed to
be quote separated from body in that fashion, and shipped
in that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Why would you do you ever hear about the guy
who donated his mom's body to science and they just
used it to see if it could explode with a bomb.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Hey, that's science, dude. That is a kind of science, right, And.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
What do you want them to do with it? Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
But you know what people saying, everybody their body ends
up in a research institute where they're like students are
like training on it and stuff like that. That's and
then usually you're just getting exploded by the army probably
ninety percent of them. It's just ridiculous Israeli testing out
the latest bomb technology.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
I'm sure, just ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Yeah, So, I mean, I just don't They're supposed to
be if you're doing that properly, it's supposed to be
like a sealed hazardous materials bag, a biohazard bag.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
So there's no explanation for it. Really. It's the funeral home,
uh said that it was definitely not our fault. That's
their thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It's they say that Southern Cremations had sent them the
unlabeled box and that they passed it on to the family.
So the funeral home is blaming the people who did
the cremation because they thought they just had a box
of ashes. So what it sounds like here is that
somebody else was supposed to get the brain that actually
accidentally ended up with the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Oh my god, dude, you're totally right. They were selling
body parts.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Weird, But would you put it in an unmarked Maybe
it was for like a ritual or something. I don't
know that's weird, dude, A leaky box like, that's so strange.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
I just just know, we gotta, we gotta, we'll keep
an eye on that because that that's uh that Yeah,
well I'll pin that, Sam, I will pin that. So
Elon Musk is always under fire. The latest thing he's
under fire for is something that I kind of want
to hear your take on. This is from Huffington Post
and they say that, well, I'll just show you the

(01:05:07):
post here that Elon is under fire force. Sam, there's
this idea that women, you know, throughout history were kind
of meant to be traded. This is from doctor insensitive.
I don't know where he got his degree. Insightful. Women
are built to be traded to another tribe or captured
and slide seamlessly into their new culture that keeps them

(01:05:28):
safe even though they are physically weak. Twenty years after
they are captured. They are the matriarchs to enforce that culture.
That is why women conform to the dominant culture and
thereby amplify the culture. In my opinion, that is why
Western women raised in anti white culture are now amplifying
anti white culture even though they are white. They think
it keeps them safe and they are correct, et cetera.

(01:05:50):
So Elon Musk his comment was that they have been
programmed to do so by their teachers and the media,
and then reach that who's.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Been talking about programming over and over again.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
This is all programming you have.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
So what do you think about that idea though, that
that's why women are more culturally flexible, let's say, because
they were meant to be traded or captured.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Yeah, I mean, women will always go with the dominant
the dominant force.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
It's safe, dude. My hairdresser is from Georgia, not the state,
the country.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
And her sister who is She's not old, dud, she's
like forty something. Her sister, her younger sister lived.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
They live next to this mountain town and in the
mountains they still do what is called bride kidnapping. And
this guy really wanted to marry her sister, so he
and his bros. Came out of the mountains, kidnapped her
and took her into the mountains to marry her. And
they had to pay them off to get her sister back.
Like in the in the nineties, Bro, that's still going

(01:06:57):
on in Georgia in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Yeah, it's weird out there, dude. It's weird. Weird. Yep,
it's freaking weird, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Bad news for you. Sam La City Council has banned
the C word and the N word as city council meeting.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Yes, I'm not playing that room.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
The La City Council on Wednesday voted to ban the
use of the N word and the SEA word during
meetings in response to a recent increase in abusive or
offensive language from a handful of people who regularly address
the council. Under the ordnance, people who repeatedly use the
words repeatedly there's a loophole will be subject to removal
from council chambers or committee meetings and possibly banned from

(01:07:43):
future meetings. Now, my question is this seems to infringe
on free speech to me, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Yeah, I mean, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
You're giving powers to certain words and you're allowing other
Are they banning crying about white hate or white nationalism
or whitey or or whatever?

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
Stupid male monkeys whatever they call them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Now, according to the last past efforts to curb offensive
behavior have failed. The city was forced to settle a
lawsuit filed by a black man who was thrown out
of a meeting for wearing a KKK hood and a
T shirt with the N word on it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
We need to interview that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Harris Dawson said he believes the new rule on speech
will hold up in court because it's limited in scope
and the consequences are clearly articular.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Government cannot limit speech.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Sam, I think this is your lawsuit right here. Brother.
You might be in there, get thrown out of a
meeting and then sue LA city call.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
Are they saying nobody can say it? Are they going
to tell black people they can't say the M word?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
If they do that, we should hire We should hire
a black guy to say it like thirty times and see.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
What else signs you get that homeless guy actor to
go do.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
It, and then you should go up right after him
and say it one time and watch you get thrown
out immediately. Yeah, that's a good little setup for a
First Amendment loss.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
We're doing social experiments over here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
By the way, guys, we're gonna have the if you
know the First Amendment lawyer, the guy on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Uh, he's gonna come on temfoil. I believe we're ready
for it.

Speaker 10 (01:09:11):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
Mark is in the process of booking him right now,
we should have.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
The puncher go on there and talk about his huge hog.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
So we've gotten so much negative feedback from like three
people that just have been blasting my comments on about
dick talk, like too much dick talk?

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
Who wants all this dick talk?

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Do they know what this show is? This is our
dick talk show?

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Yeah? What was the There was a guy just yesterday.
What did he say? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
On, Johnny, I'm trying to get Spencer Pratt.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
On the show.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
You are trying. I thought I was trying.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
That was by the way, Sharper wants to come on
U the Comedy Chaos again. He's like, bro, if there's
anyone drops out, I would love to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
You gotta do it, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Wait, so you're it's funny cause I've been in my
I've been on Twitter, like working on Spencer are somebody
sent me a message like, hey, we should do that,
and then so I sent him a thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
But do you think we're gonna get him on? My girl?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
I would love to have them on.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
I can't find this sweet. So, dude, there's a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Have you heard about these these card game tournaments where
all these people get around to play Pokemon and magic
and shit like that. There's a real problem with body odor,
like a serious problem, and it's become at these card tournaments.
That Japanese company is trying to crowdfund a specialized shampoo
just for card gamers. A company dedicated to quote bringing

(01:10:37):
together cosmetics and otaku culture, has recently started a crowdfunding
campaign for their brand new product. It's a shampoo marketed
at trading card gamers. They describe themselves as a brand
aiming to eradicate the negative reputation of card gamers in
the world and to help them lead a pleasant card
gamer life.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Yeah, dude, you can't. You can't. You can't mess with
the youku otaku otaku people.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
You just can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Dude, you got you.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
It's a tradition.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Despite the original announcement being made on April first, it
actually seems like the company is very serious about bringing
their product to life. The shampoo is produced by Lush Tree,
the company that managed manages off Kai off Kai, a.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
Beauty salon specializing in otaku beauty with outlets located in
Akihabara and ike Bukuro. The Salon is imagined as a
haven for the otaku, made by the otaku, so it's
like a for US bias situation for nerds. All of
the stuff they're working on has anime, manga and game
fans in a in an uproar, they're excited but also

(01:11:50):
slightly offended.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
According to that, you want to piss off the otaku, dude,
They don't play around.

Speaker 10 (01:11:59):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
So Oasis is embarking currently on maybe the biggest tour
of my lifetime. It's going fantastically, It's going fantastically well. Uh,
And that, of course is the perfect moment for their
older brother, who has always been kind of bitter about
not being in the band, to get charged with the
R word.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Did you hear about this? While these what's the R word?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Johnny?

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
I think you know what it is? BBC.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Liam and Noel Gallagher's brother charged with the R word
sa Uh. The older brother of Oasis stars Liam and
Noel Gallagher has been charged with the R word.

Speaker 10 (01:12:35):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Not the one, not not or harnrant, but the other one.
Paul Gallagher fifty nine of has also been charged with
assault occasioning actual bodily harmed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Boy.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
That's such a British crime as an assault occasioning actual
bodily harm h and three counts of essay. The Metropolitan
Police says Uh in a statement. The other charges against
him are three counts of intentional strangulation, coerceive and behavior
and two counts of making a threat to kill. He

(01:13:08):
will appear before a Westminster Magistrate's court on the twenty
seventh of August. BBC News said, so can.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
You imagine that, dude, because apparently this is kind of
the f up brother this guy, Like You're finally having
this big tour.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
The brothers are on stage like loving each other, and
then this guy is out there.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
I mean their mom put out some wild ones. Huh.
Oh boy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
I mean and they're both I mean, they're so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Their mom put out some wild, wild people.

Speaker 10 (01:13:37):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
Nick Flint has told this story before, but he recently
told it again on a podcast and gave some details
that we had we didn't hear the first time. He
kind of told this tale.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Did you see this where he was talking about that
dinner with Trump with with Kanye when Kanye was.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
There new thing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
He said, now, okay, hold on, I'll show you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Scott Toomey hit me up. He wanted to know if
Hins is our sponsor, and I said, yep.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
No, we just like doing these.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Okay, don't you dare make fun of Scott to me
okays amongst geez.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Uh, okay, can tell me if you can hear it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:18):
So he tried to send it to me. I never
got the text.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I was like, that's weird. I didn't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
We said, oh, well, can you hear that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Yes, Johnny, I did this. Okay, I can see you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
I'm on the other side, Johnny, that's what. So I
can't see I'm on the other screen.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
So, just to briefly, because he doesn't quite explain it here,
they're getting ready to walk in in this meeting with Trump,
and Kanye had this text that he was sending to somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
I can't remember who.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Maybe it's supposed to be to Nick about kind of
all like a bunch of rules. No, it was something
negative about Trump. I can't remember what it was. I'm
destroying history here. But he accidentally sent it to an
attorney that Trump those yeah and so and then what
follows this hilarious Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
So he tried to send it to me. I never
got the text. I was like, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I didn't get it. We said, oh, well, we walk in.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
He accidentally set all this intel to a lawyer that
Trump actually uses. So in the middle of the dinner,
Trump gets a phone call. He goes, just one second,
let me it was this guy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
It was this lawyer.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
And the guy says like, hey, Trump, this is a
hit job. They're here to take you out, like they
had they sent me this intel by accident. They must
have told them that this was a setup. So Trump
hangs up the phone and his demeanor instantly changes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Holy shit, and he.

Speaker 6 (01:15:38):
Starts and my right handed god, he immediately starts dropping
the F bomb, mothering this and that, just like I've
never seen him that angry, so furious, and but it
was also very subtle. He starts telling ya, because the
idea was ye was going to run for president and

(01:15:59):
was going to ask Trump to be his VP. So
Trump starts telling these stories about all the black people
that he helped that betrayed him.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
That was the subject.

Speaker 6 (01:16:09):
So he says, you know, I freed this rapper in China,
the basketball player.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
No LeVar Ball China. Yeah, I didn't know that he got.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
Like arrested or something. It was like an international And
so Trump was telling the story about how he freed
this guy and he says, so this basketball player, he's
on the tarmac, he said, and the Chinese soldier slapped
him across the face, the basketball player, and said, that's
for disrespecting President Trump.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
That was the first story.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
The second story was about the rapper in I think
it was Norway or Sweden. I forget who I think
it was. Asap, Rocky got arrested up there, and he says,
and I called up the president of Sweden and I said, listen,
you mother, you better release him right now. And the
moral of the story was these were all ingrates. These

(01:17:02):
are all black celebrities that he helped that betrayed him.
And then he goes to ya and I hosted your wife,
Kim Kardashian, and I released these or commuted the sentence
of these people on her behalf. He goes, and she
is a disgusting human being.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Yeah, he's savage, bro. Yes, he goes and she's such.

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
A disgusting He goes, and you could tell her. I
said that I want you to tell her.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Tell her.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
I said that she's a disgusting human being and I
was sitting there like, wellaction. He had the same reaction
that I did.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
He was totally taken aback by it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
But hero Trump out crazy Kanye, Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
He goes, He goes, that's still my wife, you know.
He goes, that's my wife you're talking about. And so
it's very tense and then Karen so then Trump was
like kicking us out. Basically, he said, you know, your
airport is right across the street. I think it's time
for you to go. Yeah, And Karen is like kicking
him under the table, saying, remember to ask him what

(01:18:07):
you came here to ask him?

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
And yea.

Speaker 6 (01:18:09):
He goes, oh yeah, will you be my vice president?
And Trump loses his mind and he goes, you can
win it a lot of things, but you'll never win
at this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
He goes.

Speaker 6 (01:18:19):
You could be a celebrity, you're talented, he goes, but
you'll never win at this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
You better not run.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Lost his mind. He had his arms folded like a mobster.
I thought he was going to start swinging like that's
how that's how aggressive. His demeanor was, like straight up
like a gangster, like to Frana, I do too. I
thought it was awesome. Yeah, I don't know and even
went to me. He goes, he goes, you, he goes.

(01:18:45):
You're a smart guy. Tell him, Tell him he can't win,
he can never win. You tell him now, he can
never win. I know you worked for him, but he
can't win. And I was like, I was just frozen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
I was like, I don't know. Maybe he can win.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Isn't that great.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
I'm gonna tell you something about Nick finn Test. That
dude will be looked on in history as a fucking oracle.

Speaker 8 (01:19:09):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
People gonna look back at that kid and be like
that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
I gotta leave and come back, Samford, I can't be
here much.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
I gotta I gotta go to a big dinner with
Eddie Bravo and Robbie the Fire Bernstein and my good friend.
Where'd he go? Where the fuck did he go?

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
I just had to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:19:38):
I did that. Why do you have to leave, dude?
Why do you have to leave? Dude?

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Yeah, but you're right about Nick foinn Test. Yeah, he's
such a.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Guy, Like, well, you dude, he's just bodying. Candice Parker right.

Speaker 12 (01:19:51):
Now, Canniwennas Parker, Cannis Owens right now, Richard Grove, We're
gonna meet with Richard grow By the way, dude, if
you ever want to laugh your ass off, watch THEO
Vaughn and Candice Owens and they do jump cuts of them.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Dude, he literally said to her that her baby girl
looks like Anthony Smith, the MMA Fighter.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
What why would he say that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
He said it right to her face.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
THEO did, THEO did, and she.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Just sat there and goes, Oh, she's not gonna like that.
Like along the lines of that, I was like, dude,
that's the funniest shit I've ever heard my life.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
That's so crazy, dude, just a few more stories here,
I got go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
They are using robotic bunny rabbits to kind of ward
off the python problem in Florida and to kind of
track them down. For Me's pythons, one of the world's
largest snakes, are also the most problematic invasive species in
South Florida.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
People buy them and then throw them out in the
wild and they're eating everything.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
Yeah, and they are now the top predator in the
local food ecosystem, but they're just difficult to track down.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
You have to get created.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
If you see the video of those like Filipinos hanging
out the river and the guy just leans forward for
just a second, like to move forward, and as he
does this, Python just comes out snapped and pulls back
and misses him.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Oh boy, he's guardian, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
That guy's guardian angel protected him that day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
That sounds real, But I wanted to do a little intervention.
Half of the ship you retweet on x is ai sam.
I have a real problem with it. You're retweeting Ai
hiit ai chicks all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Johnny, You you are just You're a Gilbert arenas here,
a snitch bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Also, I have a question for you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Okay, so I've noticed some comments saying that you're getting
around the porn abstinence. Uh your your porn abstinence requirement,
you're kind of you're kind.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Of using legallyes Okay, big Instagram.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
It's not really boring, Johnny.

Speaker 5 (01:22:04):
Born to me is watching women get penetrated?

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
Now are you? Are you h j owen to to?

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
Uh no, dude, I.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Even stop fucking punging the munch kit. Really, yeah, dude,
it's really crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
How long has that been?

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Fifteen days?

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
And you're not gonna have like a like a nighttime
emission uh nocturnal women yet. But we'll see that used
to happen to me if I don't, I haven't gone
long enough to know if it would happen again.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
But all right, Uh, actually I have one other.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
What Mama thrown heat in the fuck in the comments section?

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Yeah, we've done a lot off and unfortunately I don't
think it's unfortunate I have. I have something to say
to you, Sam. Uh, back to Johnny.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
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Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
Has it brought it for you?

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Sam? With the little audience NonStop? And you know what
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Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
I love it, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
You were in a matrix type feel with your camera
right there, Johnny Quick, I've.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
Kind of working my way through the chain.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
I thought it was the USB cable. It's not so
now I replaced the HDMI cable and it's not that either.
So I think it's the capture card.

Speaker 5 (01:24:47):
Okaynnie Real Quick, read all the uh yeah, I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Do that at the very end. I'll read all the
super chats at the Veria.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Okay, So have you seen that Australia has widened their
ban on YouTube for or teenagers? And I'm really curious
about your thoughts about this because it's free speech versus
you know, safety. I mean, we've talked about how dangerous
YouTube is for kids for a long time now here.
I'm just let me read this and then we'll get
your reaction. Reuter's reports Australia widens their team social media

(01:25:18):
ban to YouTube scraps, an exemption that was in there.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
This is from Sydney.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Australia said on Wednesday it will add YouTube to the
sites covered by its world first ban on social media
for teenagers, reversing an earlier decision to exempt the Alphabet
owned video sharing site and potentially setting up a legal challenge.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
The decision came after the.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Internet regulator urged the government last month to overturn the
YouTube carve out, which I'm sure they paid for, citing
a survey that found thirty seven percent of minors reported
harmful content on the site, the worst showing for any
social media platform. Now here's the thing. You have to
go on there and prove your age. There's supposed to
be an exemption, man, so making it so that you

(01:26:00):
don't actually have to upload personally identifying documents. But they
haven't specified what that exception, like, how they've done that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
So it's possible that you're just gonna be required to
upload your documents to some website to prove your age,
you know, all these social media and then they'll just
have even more data on you. What do you think.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
It's a double edged sword, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:26:22):
You know I've always said that you should you should
have to make it almost impossible for teenagers.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
To find corn on the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Yes, okay, and YouTube is like these it's so funny
when we get ding for stuff and what YouTube allows
kids to see totally, it's actually ridiculous. And you know,
I feel bad for the parents of Australia because now
they're gonna have to parent even more. People don't realize
because kids don't go outside anymore because everybody's a scumbag.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
You know, what do you mean, They're gonna have to
parent even this is mean, this is suggest their parent
even less.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Man, No, they've got the parent more because those kids
aren't going to be on the tabs watching you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
So the YouTube is kind of like a babysitter.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
I got you. The YouTube is like, Okay, they can't
go outside, they gotta do something.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
I see now to me, don't don't you think that
this is government overreach and that really this should be
solved by better parents, better parenting.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
What do you think, Johnny?

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
It's so easy when you don't have kids to talk
about what parents should be doing. And I'm not trying
to be nasty about it, but like it's really effing hard, dude,
it's really hard.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
But these are the two They only have two options
down there. One is freedom and parenting, and two is
them banning so they can't get on YouTube anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
I mean, dude, here's the old thing. The YouTube is
making kids have really short attention spans. It's hard to
get them to pay attention to anything because they're constantly
watching these short YouTube videos. It's really hard. It is
doing damage. I don't know what the answer is, you know,
I mean, like, are you going, oh, it's a violation

(01:28:07):
freedom speech to not allow eighteen year olds to watch YouTube? Well,
I think it doesn't. I think there is some damage
being done now.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Their answer is that the band allows still allows parents
and teachers to show videos to kids so that they
you know, they could lock them in and just give
it to them.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
So really, I mean in that sense, not much is changing.
What do you so? Really all it is doing if
you believe and you're not worried about the slippery slope speaker.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
So we just said they said all the same stuff
about TV. Yeah, and TV did a lot of damage too.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Yeah, I know anything about music.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
What do you think? Damage? Is our discussion, and I
don't want to get too much into it. But it's
like free will. Okay, yes we want free will, but
free will with psyops over and over and over again.
It's not good.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
So people can't handle free will, is what you're.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Again, Johnny.

Speaker 5 (01:29:07):
You don't want the data says it's not going well, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
I mean there's no good data for what people are
doing in countries where they are totalitarian dictators to be fair.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
Okay, yeah, you lost that argument. Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
So this there's this actor who is it's been in
a lot of movies. His name is Neil McDonough. Have
you heard of this guy? And I'll show you his
picture here. He won't kiss anyone on camera but his wife.
And he was on a pretty big TV show and
he and they had him coming in doing a nude
scene and they were like, you got to wear a
sock for this, and he's like, oh, no, I'm fine

(01:29:49):
with my socks. And they were like, no, no, a
dick sock. And he's like, oh, I'm not doing that
because he's like I think he's like pretty religious.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
No, I think I know the guy you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
I mean, i'll show you him right here.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
But now he's finally starting to get some work again
thanks to the Yellowstone guy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
It's this guy right here. Do you recognize yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
He says he was shut out of Hollywood for refusing
to kiss anyone other than his wife. I've always had
in my contracts I wouldn't kiss another woman on screen.
My wife didn't have a problem with it. It was
me really who had the problem. I was like, yeah,
I don't want to put you through that. I know
we're going to start having kids, and I don't want
to put my kids through it. In Hollywood has normalized
this behavior of just rubbing bodies on strangers, even.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Though he like Amazons too.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Oh yeah, And it's funny because he really had a
big comeback when when the Yellowstone guys started putting him
in a lot of his stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
And he's a great actor. The guy's a great actor,
but he lost.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
He had a big, ugly tailspin, he said, for in
his career for a couple of years after he got
fired on that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
TV gig that he had. And now he's in a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
It's one of those Angel Studios movies, you know, know
that it's kind of like a little conservative, little Christian
focused about uh looks like a bull rider anyway. So yeah,
it's in the kind of the angle here is that
it seems that we have now and like a legitimate
Hollywood alternative that's developing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
And stopped talking about it. He's like talking about people.
Once AI gets good, not figured you're gonna start seeing
a lot of anti woke stuff. People are gonna be
able to make their own stuff, and that's what should be.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
Do you think that's one of the reasons Hollywood is
going so hard against AI.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Well, I mean Hollywood's going hard against AI because the actors,
the writers, the voiceover people are done. I mean that's over.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Oh forget it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Yeah, it's done that that occupation is done. But you
know what, man, nobody cried for anybody when they got
rid of a horse and buggy. I mean, it's just
adapt or die. That's really what it's gonna be. And
I'm sorry, dude, but it's like Hollywood did to himself. Dude,
Hollywood did to themselves bye bye by just going so

(01:32:05):
woke and harden the paint and nobody wants to see it. Dude.
People are over it again. It goes back to you know,
when we're talking about when we had is the Griffin
on talking about corrupting archetypes. That's all they're doing. They
just want to corrupt their archetypes. They want you to believe,
like like women in movies and women in television can

(01:32:26):
kick everybody's ass. Women in real life. It's like words
are violence. I had somebody in here tell me that
their sister in law or there. Somebody told them to
stay away from Sam Triple because he's anti women. It's
just like the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
I have two daughters, you idiots, Not to all the
good people in the chat, it's actually ridiculous. It's it's

(01:32:49):
the point where either you're with us or against us,
and dude, go to YouTube. I know everybody's algorithm's nuts,
but it's all just like people going. Modern women are
in trout. Okay, they're too soft. They don't want to
hear the truth. They disconnect when you tell them the truth,
and they think that. See. The problem right now is

(01:33:09):
that everyone's gotten stripper hot. Okay, Like the strippers have
won the culture war with women, right, they've won the
culture war. Dressing like a sex worker is in. You
could even do it at work now, so it's in, right, yeah,
And that brings certain energy with it. And it doesn't
mean you deserve anything, but everything's energy. Okay. I'm not

(01:33:31):
saying you deserve anything. I'm just saying the energy you're
putting out. It's like female comics who get really mad
after they do an hour of talking about their pussies.
And guys want to go up there and fuck them
because they think that they're they're uh you know, and
they're like, oh, well, you know, it's like that's just jokes.
It's like, no, dude, that's the energy you're putting out.

(01:33:53):
I remember one time I was hosting the show and
this female comic I'm not gonna say her name, but
she literally did fifty minutes on how she's a whore.
He of how she's a whore. So when I went
up because I was hosting, I go and give it
up for the horror everybody. Yeah. I got off stage
and the owner of the club with her standing behind her. Total,
you can't call her a whore, I go. She could
call herself a whore for fifteen minutes. You can't. You

(01:34:16):
can't control the energy you put out. You can't tell
them I'm gonna do this and not expect certain energy.
It's just not should you be able to Yeah, but
that's not how the world works. Should I be able
to walk through Central Park with a fifthful one thousand
dollars bills and not get mugged? Yeah, but I'm an
idiot if I do it. It's like energy, dude, it's

(01:34:39):
all energy, and you can't tell people how they can
react to energy. That's just the way it fucking is.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Man another fbomb there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
Uh okay, So, speaking of AI, we there was extensive
AI used at the end of the last South Park episode.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
Did you see the one with Trump, the first one
that came out.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
It's got him naked going through the desert as like
a fake promo ad and it's it's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Check it out south Park. That episode.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
It got so much heat that it was their biggest premiere.
They got the biggest share of the cable audience since
nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
For South Park.

Speaker 11 (01:35:14):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
They attracted five point nine million viewers across their cable
and the paramount plus streaming. It's one of the biggest
South Park episodes ever. By going after Trump, what do
you What do you think about that? People are kind
of saying, oh, you didn't go after Biden?

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
We we Well, I was on Tim Poole's show and
he brought that up that they didn't go after Biden.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
I just said, well, they went after everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Else, you know. I mean they were literally just big
game hunting the whole time. And then they give me
one episode about Trump. And they did one episode about Biden.

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
So it's kind of even right.

Speaker 4 (01:35:47):
Now, it's getting well.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
It sounds like by the Trump is continuing throughout the
season though, the relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
Between him ry Hollywood the whole time. That's just that's
just how it is, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
I mean, uh so, John Fetterman is apparently his brain
is actually I mean, you know, he can't talk properly,
but the things that he's trying to say are also stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
Yeah, this is from the Hill.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Senator John Fetterman rejected Representative Marjorie Taylor Green's claim of
a quote genocide in Gaza and also called the Georgia
Republican crazy pants. You can hear this kind of in
his voice, it says Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green referred to
what's happening as effectively a genocide. I mean, Republicans seem
to start and then he just kind of, I honestly

(01:36:37):
don't care what crazy pants thinks and.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
Why is that news?

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
And her views on that right now? I mean, he's
got this rambling way of talking. What do you what
do you think about that?

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
I think all idiots the parties have really flipped on
this issue, haven't they it's so funny. I mean, green
out there on this really.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Going to do she's reading the room. I mean she
most decent human beings would know there's a GETSI going on.
And it's only Zionus and bought out pig politicians that
are arguing definitions. That's it. When you're arguing definitions right,
And I don't get me wrong, there's some like when
I talk about racism, people just label everything hate speech

(01:37:21):
that they don't like. I go, well, you're not looking
at the actual definition of it. But when it comes
to people dying, when you're sitting there arguing about the
definition of it, you're ridiculous. It's so obvious going on,
and everyone saying if the whole world feels it, and
then the only people who don't feel it are bought
out politicians and people with stars of David in their

(01:37:43):
profile bios, like you're on the wrong side of history.
It's just the truth.

Speaker 4 (01:37:50):
A guy he want to pay out from Google after
they did him nude on one of the street. Do
you thinks they got him nude in his yard? That
was a funny story.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
It could you just be nude in the yard that
you aren't you breaking laws right there.

Speaker 5 (01:38:05):
That would be my argument.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
He was on his own property, like, but he's like
not his front yard. I guess they got him on
satellite view, is what it was like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
Google. My question is, where are you allowed to watch
naked on your property?

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
What do you mean it's your property and whoever you
want right?

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
No, I can walk naked in my house, but I
can't walk I can see you well, obviously people can
see him.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
I don't know what to tell you. Sam the man
won twelve thousand, five hundred dollars. You're gonna make me
read I'm trying to do the speed round here court rules.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Google. I'll just sit here and shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Then he got He got paid twelve thousand, five hundred
dollars for appearing naked on a street view camera. I
guess the camera is kind of on top of a car,
so maybe it caught him over He was walking unclothed
in his yard and because of the height of the camera,
maybe it caught him on the other side of the fence.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:58):
He sued Google Argentina, claiming the ex.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
Oh, Argentina, you can do the exposure.

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
Caused humiliation among neighbors and colleagues. Oh, he must have
a small one a lower court.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
He probably had shrinkage, and he's upset because they saw
he got a tiny, tiny baby finger down there.

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
It involves their argument was, it involves him in a
public space, but within the confines of his home, behind
the fence taller than the average size. So that was it. Yeah,
it peaked over his fence.

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
Essentially, most average people wouldn't be able to see over
his fence, but because of the height of the camera,
it caught him over his fence. Lex Freeman under fire
for the way he edited that debate between those guys
on Lex.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Friedman under fire because every nobody has a clue why
he's famous.

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
Yeah, I mean here it is. You might have seen this. Yeah, yeah,
here we go.

Speaker 9 (01:39:52):
You know, I like to cite Jeane Kirkpatrick, who was
a legitimate neo conservative, despite what Mark Dubowitz the Love says,
even though it doesn't matter because Lex Friedman censored that
part of our debate, so you don't even know what
I'm talking about. Cut an hour out of that thing
where I walked all over the guy. An hour, Yes,
an hour was deleted out of that interview.

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 9 (01:40:15):
He left in the guy going oh where the Jews,
which I never said twice but completely deleted, entirely deleted
my response from that and the hour long discussion.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
I saw that there was a Beau saw that there
was a cut, but I figured it was just like
a minute or two.

Speaker 9 (01:40:31):
Oh yeah, no, it was an hour.

Speaker 6 (01:40:32):
We were there for five hours.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
They were in four Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
Now Lex's argument was that he just cut out them
getting nasty. Uh that was his defense of this. But uh, yeah,
so Lex Freeman getting a little backlash after years of
being the most boring man in podcasting.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Yeah, I mean, like, we're finding out why all these
guys are famous? Now, Why all they why they all
get on the front page of YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
It is curious. It is curious. They all seem to
have one thing in common.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
So Kyrie Irving continues to be our favorite duke former
duke player.

Speaker 4 (01:41:06):
I thought this was pretty interesting. This whole celebrity idea
is roading, The whole fame idea easy roading. That ship
was sold to us.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Y'all. You got people out here that are human that
are acting every day of their life. They're not even real,
They're just on NPC shit. Yeah, they acting.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
They don't even know. The world is a stage, dog
and it's a lot of terrible actors.

Speaker 2 (01:41:31):
It's a lot of terrible actors out here. The world
is the stage, a lot of terrible fucking actors.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
Though, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:41):
I'm just gonna say I had to tell Spice beforehand
I said it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
But the whole idea of celebrity, bro, if you're not
a real person and you can't stand on your morals
and principles.

Speaker 5 (01:41:49):
Out here, who out the way?

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
You can't stand on any principles.

Speaker 10 (01:41:54):
And morals out here as a person that's trying to
see this world become better.

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
Who out the way for the time being? Yeah, I mean, like,
you know, I was listening to somebody today talking about
like Muhammad Ali's funeral, and they were like celebrities. They
were like, uh, international diplomats, heads of states, actors like
actors are important. Like think about that. How we used
to look at actors. Oh yeah, we used to think,

(01:42:21):
oh my god, they're so prestigious, and we used to
realize their vessels are stupid and they have no integrity.
Because if they have any integrity, they'll never get hired anywhere,
like that guy who doesn't want to kiss chicks.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
Yeah right, I mean if if, if you, if you
apply with any kind of consistency the general left idea
about physical intimacy and how it should be regulated and
how people should I mean that should be he should
he should be a champion of the left, uh for
for you know, the kind of defending his.

Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
Beliefs like that. But they they blackballed him.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
I mean it's just ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Rachel Zegler. You know the woman who was white.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
I hear she's got a fire only fans I wish. No,
that's not Rachel Zegular. I was thinking about the chick
who is white to act black.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
No, no, no, that's not Rachel Seguler is the snow white.

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
I gotta go, Johnny.

Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
I literally, I'm almost done you.

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
Okay, I'm gonna give you three more minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
If you if you give me three minutes, I'll bear.
Rachel Zeguler is doing a vida on stage and at
the London Palladium. She didn't come out for the final act,
apparently because of some kind of huge argument she had
in the in the changing room.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
And so her understudy comes out and just rips it
and gets the standing ovation. And it sounds like that
her understudy actually upstaged her and was much better than her.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Now she surprised.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
Yeah, she blamed it on some kind of health.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Scare or something, but everybody, like the rumors are that
she just got into it with some people like was
being a diva and didn't come out because she got
in her feels.

Speaker 2 (01:44:04):
Why you would hire this chick? I don't understand. She
is a rich kid, and she has a completely and
utterly broken compass when it comes to appreciation of her life.
Her compass is done. She thinks everyone owns ows or something,
and she doesn't realize how lucky she is. And that's

(01:44:25):
a lot of the youth today. They don't realize how
good they got it, and they think they should be
given everything. And now she's burnt some local TV, some
stage productions, after burning Disney on that one thing. Okay, Johnny,
what do you got here?

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
We got an alien on a ring camera. This woman
right here captured an alien on a ring camera.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
We didn't even know what to do, Like, I'm not
gonna call the police. I'm not going to go outside.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
I guess I'm gonna have to live with it, doubt
because I'm not taking that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
Jessica said, some people think it's a child.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Marriachi or Marriotti for a mysterious figure was spotted near
a home in Content bring video from Jessica or tees.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
It looks like it's got scoliosis or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:12):
I mean, it looks like it's just.

Speaker 5 (01:45:14):
Having a bad day.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
Got in a fight with his wife and he's like,
why am I even in this relationship anymore? It's like,
I hate my job, my kids are disrespectful. I'm getting
a ship out. Fuck out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
Dude, you spend eight years in an alien spacecraft traveling
to Earth and you'll have a little scolios to Okay,
So the final thing we want to talk about before.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
We do, Yeah, I was super chapter. I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
So I went to see Happy to get more too,
I was. I thought it was totally fine.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Yeah, I don't know what it's It's like what you said.
I don't know what people expected. How could it be
any better than that?

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
For families, That's what it should be. That's what it
should be.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
It should be funny and simple when you're watching with
your kids and grandma.

Speaker 5 (01:45:59):
That's what these people don't understand.

Speaker 2 (01:46:01):
Watch you with grandma, grandma watching.

Speaker 3 (01:46:05):
It was reverential of the the and even maybe you know,
a little nostalgic for the original of the nineties. I
was totally as a fan, a huge fan of the original.

Speaker 9 (01:46:14):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
I couldn't have been happier with Happy Gilmore too. All right,
here are the the comments here. This is from mister
I have not gone yet. Have you gone to the
Orthodox Church yet?

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
All right, I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
I'm opening up my schedule after the next two weeks
and Daddy's gonna bang.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
You should do a tour of churches, go to different churches,
see what you like best. Rusty Shacklesford says, I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
Brother, Love you too, brother, love you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:41):
Shout out just Mark with a C.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
That's to see you're keeping it real.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
Doug Wilson says, the only thing missing is x G
chiming in with drunk driving stories. Tell Mexican Hitler to
start taking ubers. Sam killing it always, Johnny needs t
r T. I actually have too much testosterone.

Speaker 2 (01:47:00):
Uh, you need my doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:47:03):
Let's see Sam Mama says, listening for six years now
and this was my first live show.

Speaker 6 (01:47:10):
Yay.

Speaker 4 (01:47:10):
Also Christopher Knowles on tf H again, love you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
Husban door, Dude, he's got an open door.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
We love Christopher Noles.

Speaker 3 (01:47:18):
Schmedley Butler, A hero the third says, tell Eddie, I
said hey from ed Clay Nashville, MMA, shout out all right.
Doug Wilson again, Johnny convert to Catholicism. Enough with the
Baptist Cracker shies, honestly, time to join the One True
and Holy Apostolic Church.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
Get with the program.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Uh yeah, the same church that defended and created an
organized system of swapping around pedos for the past thirty years. No,
thank you, Doug Wilson says, streaming from this crackhouse, high
and drunk, af cracking up, cuddling with a single mom
right now.

Speaker 4 (01:47:59):
She's a little edges, but I love it. Exte Nation.

Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
Can you oh so this might be actually can you
imagine AI based on XG's mind chat.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
I would love that we have to dumb down AI.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
Doug Wilson again, Mark the Booker, gay Hooker, perfect, God
bless you. Doug Wilson made the Protestant God bless you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
Doug Wilson.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
All right, guys, Johnny went way too long, like can
we just do an hour? Like yeah, and then he
just runs it you.

Speaker 4 (01:48:31):
The first hour was story, dude, you just run it.
You told you took up the whole first hour telling.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
You half an hour. I had to talk about Grandma's
with bbl's. Okay, that's what people come for.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
We need no I agree with that. We couldn't have
lost that for sure. Okay, ram On, good song, good song?
What is your What are you doing today? What's getting
ready to happen?

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
I'm going to have lunch with Richard Grove, Eddie Bravo
and Rob Be the fire Burnsteam where you guys go
to dinner? I don't know. They found somewhere near the
uh opera house we're playing and then that's it. We're
just chilling.

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
Break a leg, brother, Good luck to you, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
Dude, thank you. Everybody to Boston came out. I love Boston.

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
We had a word for the listeners.

Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
What's the word, Boston batties. That's the that's the that's.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
The Boston Bbl's. Is that it?

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
Yeah, Boston Batties with bbl's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:49:26):
All right, bye everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:49:28):
Bye guys.

Speaker 8 (01:49:31):
Hey, it's Joe Biden here. I don't have much on
my plate anymore, so I'm doing voiceover work for podcasts.
The number is three one zero four two one eight
seven nine four. Please call these guys because I'm hoping
they'll book me again again. It's three one zero four
two one eight seven ninety four.

Speaker 2 (01:49:48):
Please call.

Speaker 8 (01:49:49):
Goodbye series. Stop recording

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