Episode 3 - The Third Episode - Chat Suey / Criminal AF

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Hey, Dave, thanks for joining usfor this lovely interview.
You look good. You look relaxed.
Thanks, Yeah, I've been on this like little weight loss journey
here, down 175 lbs so feeling pretty good.
So I'm going to get right into this interview and I'm going to
ask the question that people have been dying to know.
How did you and Vanessa? Well, we're not going to talk

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about that. What's good, all you fuckers out
there, I'm Dave Jarry. I'm Garrett Corder.

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And welcome to another episode of Chat Suey.
Before we jump into all the fuckery today, let's go over a
couple of things regarding Chat Suey shall be Garrett.
What do we do here as we talk about anything, Everything and
nothing at all, whatever, It doesn't matter.
Oftentimes these conversations will include a lot of cussing,

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vulgarity, sexual innuendos. And as we said before, not from
Casey, but if this is your vibe,then welcome to the debauchery
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month. Yeah.
And you can also click on the contact tab and send us your
mail call questions, your rapid fire questions.
I love the rapid fires. Those are pretty good, as well
as your confessions. I wonder if Father Ojari is
coming from the Vatican. Is he at the door?
I think dude. He just left the conclave,

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right? He just did his vote I.
Have some questions for him because he didn't get elected so
I'm kind of pissed right now. Confessions.
Hello my children. Oh, Father Ochari.
Hey, question real quick before we keep going.
What's up? You couldn't get the votes.

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You know. You just gave up.
They're a little jealous, you know, because Father Ochari, you
know, is, is with the young people, you know.
He does it for them. Kids, he does it for the kids
and you know, they didn't feel like, you know, I was mature
enough for the position, so. OK, maybe next time.
Yeah, you're still young. Yeah, you know, I guess they
frowned upon me running to the package store for the underage

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kids to buy their beer. Yeah.
It's a boom farm, right? Some.
Party already the Strawberry Hill we'll take.
We'll take whatever American Pope we can get, right?
Yeah, right. Hey, whatever.
I would, yeah. Now they're just haters.
I guess you'll get them next time.
Yeah. All right, For today's session
of. As the beer cracks.

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Yes. As for today's episode, no.
For today's edition of Confessions, we have an
interesting one. And this one says I pooped
during my run yesterday. So I was about halfway through
my run yesterday. It was about 7:00 AM and then

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I've been battling a shit for about 40 minutes.
I was cramping so bad and tryingto hold my butt hole closed as
tightly as humanly possible because it was going to.
It was going to start coming out.
I had no choice but to let it. I was running along the side of
a small highway and spotted a mostly covered secluded Bush.
If it was any later in the morning, someone definitely

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would have seen me, but it was the best I could find.
Otherwise it was going to go down my leg The second I dropped
my shorts. It just came out in one huge
steaming pile. I could smell it and it was
horrendous. Worse than a dead animal.
I mean like it was actually the IT looked like the shit emoji.

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I was both impressed and appalled with myself.
Thankfully I was wearing a a running vest with a a squeezy
water bottle. So yeah, I had to create a
makeshift bidet. SO has been eating me up for the
last 24 hours and I can't tell my husband.
Oh. Oh, it's a female?
That's even worse. I can't tell my husband because

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I already told him I had to pee in a Bush on my run, which I
also did earlier and he literally cringed at me.
I'm so embarrassed. It's the most vile thing I have
ever done in my life, so I don'tknow.
It's if you have to shit outsidein the Bush.
I'm sorry. It's crazy.
I get it, there's nowhere to go,you're running.

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But like that's still. I've had this shit in, in, in
nature before. Really.
Yeah. I had brought my son over to his
friend's house, and the house was down this long driveway.
And so I'm parked off to the side.
You know, it's in the middle of the woods.
He ran into the house, right? And I'm sitting there and I'm

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waiting and waiting and waiting.And it's like brewing.
I can just feel it. It's like turtle heading on my
butt hole, right? So I'm like, Oh my God, I'm
going to literally shit myself here in this car.
So since I was kind of parked a little bit further away from the
house, I actually got on my car,went into the woods, leaned up
against a tree with my back drops and just blew it right

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there. What do you How do you wipe
yourself? Leaves.
Fucking animal. Bro, when you gotta go, you
gotta go this. This is actually a shout out to
the Not me, the younger viewers.Yeah, not me.
If anybody remembers the CKY videos before the pre Jackass,
have you ever you've heard of Jackass Jackass crew?
Yeah, everybody. Yeah.
CKY was them before they got theMTV show, OK?

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And they did a test what it actually would be like if
somebody was running full speed and shitting at the same time.
And like Stevo and all those guys did it and it was wild.
Like you, the human body's not supposed to shit while you're
full sprinting, right, right, right.
If anybody knows what I'm talking about, you're the real
one. CKY videos were the best.
That was before like even MTV was able to like, because even

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they had to tame it down for even for MTV.
Their videos before MTV were even crazier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've done it where I was like
when I was in high school, we were in football practice and
we're running sprints. Did you ever, like, run and fart
at the same time? Yeah.
You get The Walking. Shit like you just like yeah.
Yeah, yeah. You know, as you're running
along. Yeah, it's pretty interesting.

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I have, yeah. So you wouldn't.
You would never like regardless.I just, you know me.
I'm not a I'm not, I don't poop.I'm like a scheduled pooper.
I have a schedule. It happens all the time.
Yep, I don't. I don't have to worry about that
yet. I'm getting older.
You are getting older. I'm getting older.
I'll. Let you I'll we'll come back
full circle. Yeah, so I would say for a
father Ojari, the brain is definitely connected to the

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butthole, you know what I mean? So if you if you actually, if
you think like I don't have access to a bathroom right now.
What if I have to poop? Then all of a sudden it makes
you have to. You have to poop, Yeah.
You're speaking it into existence, right?
Manifesting the shit. Yeah, I'll tell.
We open this podcast with just talking about shitting

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ourselves. Yeah.
I did. I actually had to do that during
a sermon one time. Sure.
What? Yeah.
So I was giving my sermon. Imagine you have that white
wizard robe on and you're up at the front of the church and
you'll just see shit dropping down.
Luckily with the robe, it's a lot easier to shit while you're
standing with the robe, you know, I mean, because I don't
wear anything underneath the robe.
Yeah. Oh, you don't?
No, no, I'm. I'm like a Scottish, you know,

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bagpiper. Bagpiper.
Always with that broom. Yep.
Ready. Just got everything flowing, so
I took the the Communion Bowl. We just.
Slander the fucking church everyepisode.
I'm gonna get elected Pope, yeah.
They found. The Cardinals aren't taking you
seriously. Yeah, they found that I shit
during the soon so but yeah, anyways, that's today's

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confession. So if you have any confessions
that you would like to share with Father Ojari, then go to
our contact tab at DGC media dotLLC the.
The church has gone digital, huh?
Yeah, yeah. Or chatsueypodcast.com.
How? How many Hail Marys?
For shooting yourself, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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For shooting out in public, you are to say 7 Hail Marys, three
our Fathers, and yeah. That's it.
Planted Plant a tree. Plant a tree you.
Shit, in nature, you're going toplant one tree.
Yeah, every time you shit in Andrew, plant a tree where you
shit so it's fertilized. Yes.
So very good. That sounds good.

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All right. Speaking of shitting yourself.
Speaking of shitting yourself, all right, all right.
So this is our very first segment of Catching up with
Winslow. And ladies and gentlemen, put
your hands together for our guest, Kirk Winslow.
Hello. Hey, hey, hey.

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Hey, hey. Hey, you should feel honored.
You are our first guest. Very first.
I'm honored. I'm honored.
Yes. So Kirk here, we, we all work
together. We're all friends outside of
work as well. And Mr. Winslow here has some
pretty unique and hilarious stories that he's going to share

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with us from time to time and, and join us for the rest of the
episode. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
So the confession story actuallyreminded me of a story that you
shared with us not too long ago.You you went on a recent trip to
Las Vegas, right? Yes, I did, yeah.

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And how was the trip it? Was pretty shitty.
It was. It was.
So how did how did so you you went out there for to visit or?
Yeah, we went out there to visitmy brother-in-law and my brother
nice. And yeah, I got there day one.

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Picked up a stomach bug. OK.
Day three Which? Is the worst when you're
traveling. Yeah, yeah, that wasn't fun, but
I managed to. I managed to drive the entire 3
hours from Vegas to California and as soon as we stopped there
checking into the hotel it was horrible.

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Oh man. I felt fine all the way there.
Did you all the way and then next thing I know I had to shit
myself. It was horrible.
Oh my God. It was man.
We pulled right up to the hotel.I thought I was going to go
check in and I said uh oh, hold on, uh oh.
And I found myself, you know, like pigeon towing it.

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Yeah. When you're walking with your
ass cheeks together and you walkand you walk.
Or is that reverse pigeon toe? It's.
Reverse pigeon. Reverse pigeon toe, Yeah.
Right. And made it into a Wendy's
bathroom. Oh, nice.
Yeah, 1 little, 1 little squirt and and then it all came out.
In the Wendy's bathroom. In the Wendy's.

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Bathroom in the Wendy's. Bathroom in the Wendy's
bathroom, all right? No.
Did you water anything when you came out?
So yeah, what? Did you get Baconator?
Oh, very nice. Baconator.
Oh nice. Baconator.
Yeah. And then we got in the hotel
room and I was like. Oh dude, when you have the
bubble guts and you're about to shoot your pants, the last thing

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you want to eat is a baconator. I tell you what.
No, the Baconator, it's it's gotsome good beef.
OK, got some good beef. But yeah, once, once we got into
the hotel room, then I was like,oh shit, I don't feel all that
good. I don't feel good.
I really didn't know what it wasat that point.
I thought it was just one diarrhea from a long car ride

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and that was it. But.
One and done. Yeah, 1 and done, and then the
next thing I know we're in the hotel room still and boom, I
feel like I got to throw up. I.
Had no idea so I ran into the bathroom and I threw up in the
toilet and I shit my pants at the same time.

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No. I should have.
I should have sat down and thrown up into the garbage can.
I would have. I would have covered both bases.
But I didn't the first time. The poor maid.
So yeah, that. Then I realized, my God, I'm
actually sick. I've never done that.
It's not good. You never had it come out both
ends. Both.
Ends never had a both end. Except I've had that happen a

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couple times. It's horrible, It's horrible.
Yeah, but you have to like be well coordinated.
Yeah. You know, you have to have it
have the bowl, right? You can go.
As soon as you either have to shit or throw up, run to the
toilet, sit down, pull your pants down.
Even if you think it's only a throw up, don't risk it.

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Yeah, but yeah, so I did that a few times and then I was like,
OK, I, I think I can make it through the night.
So I jumped into bed and I'm just laying there and I realize,
oh, oh, I got to go. I got to go.
I got to go and it's like midnight.
So I rolled out of bed, realizedI can't make it.

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I can't make it into the bathroom.
So I'm literally sitting on the floor in a hotel room.
I rolled out of the bed. I, there was a, there was a
garbage can there. So I knew that I had to throw
up. As soon as I threw up, I was
sitting Indian style in a garbage can between my legs.
And I. Threw up and as soon as I threw

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up, I started shitting and I kept on throwing up and I kept
on shitting and I couldn't get up at that point because there
was already, it was already probably a good pint of shit in
my underwear. Yeah, wouldn't you?
Wouldn't you? I mean, what you doing?
You know I. Can't.
So you had. No, you had.
You weren't bottomless. You had pants on.
I had underwear and a pair of shorts on cuz I, that's what I

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was laying down, you know, next thing I know I was like, uh oh,
I'm filling up my shorts, but I'm also sitting on a hotel room
floor, right? And I'm sitting on the carpet.
And I was like, well, at least Ican just keep it contained into
one tiny spot, right? I might as well not move.

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I might as well just finish throwing up.
So I sat there and threw up. My wife looks over at me.
She starts crying because she feels bad for me because I'm
shitting myself. I would have been crying as
well. And I'm dry from laughter and
I'm dry heaving and it hurts. Oh, that was painful.
And what was the the end result was food, so.
Reasoning right. So in the the end result we
think was a stomach bug that I caught from my brother-in-law.

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That's what that's what the end result was.
Well, as soon as I finished and I knew that I didn't have any
more throw up to do, I just stood up.
I took my underwear off, took myshorts off, dumped them right in
the same garbage can, and then just kind of walked into the
bathroom, jumped in the bathtub and there you have it.

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There you have it. Poopy, poopy story.
I've never been that bad. The day that happens is going to
be rough for me. I got more poopy stories.
You got poop for days. Me and my wife and my son went
out to a buffet. Sure, sure, remember.
Do you remember this Chinese buffet story?

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Oh, by the way, for you guys that don't know, Winslow brought
his PR. Yeah, his PR person.
She's off off camera making surehe doesn't say anything stupid.
Yeah, she's here and she's already.
Looking a little. She's looking all cringe at him.
She's like. I'll be, I'll be good.
But yeah, we went to a Chinese buffet.
Oh, you can eat buffet. And this place we knew gave us

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diarrhea, but the food was so good.
Sometimes it's worth it. That you're willing to it's.
Definitely worth it, right? Like Taco Bell?
I'll eat Taco Bell for days, right?
So we, yeah, we went to this oneplace, all three of us pigged
out and as soon as we got in thecar, we said we got to get home
right now, all three of us at the same time.
We flew home. We run in the house.
We got an upstairs and a downstairs bathroom.

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My son runs upstairs, my wife runs downstairs, and I run
halfway up the stair landing andI'm standing there.
I'm like, hurry, hurry, one of you.
Never mind. No.
Stood right there on the stairs and shit.
My God. Public pooping, dude, I don't
wanna. Hey, sometimes I told you we

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talked about on Criminal 1/2 a while ago about my trip to
Boston. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we definitely
heard. That Boston does not have a
public restroom anywhere in the fucking city.
You can't go bathroom anywhere. It's when you have to wait.
Go buy something at some at a store.
Well, sometimes I like I went toa Dunkin Donut, there was a
Dunkin' Donuts there, and even the bathroom says not for public

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use. Which is crazy because in New
York, in the city, you can go toMcDonald's and there's bums
sleeping in the like, there's bathrooms everywhere, there's
homeless. People sleeping.
We just got back from Vegas. In Las Vegas, the bathroom at
like a fast food place. They have to buzz you into the
bathroom because too many homeless people live in the
bathroom, right? Yeah.
So I had to take. I had to take a pee at a What

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the hell place was it? Where did we go?
Where'd we go, baby? The jack-in-the-box.
Yeah. jack-in-the-box. They have to buzz you in to use
the bathroom. Really.
Yeah, Vegas makes sense. The homeless in Vegas are pretty
crazy, right? Makes sense.
I don't doubt that. I'm surprised they don't do that
in New York, more in the city. Yeah, they usually hire
security, but that's. Just for the bathrooms.

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Well, for like McDonald's and stuff, you see it.
They have actual security waiting and timing people.
In Europe they charge you to usethe bathroom.
Yeah, you have to pay a euro to go in.
Yeah, it's crazy. Mexico's like that too.
It's wild. Well, thanks for sharing your
story with us there in Winslow. Yeah.
I don't want to give away too many stories because we need to
have you back. Yes.
And we got. Yeah, we need catching up.

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I got more poopy stories. He's.
Got stories He's. Got stories for days?
He's got stories for later days.All right, So what we got, we
got. What else we got.
We got mail call coming up. We have mail call, all right.
Am I going to some alcohol? Yeah, let's do it.
Mail call. Mail call, Welcome to Mail call.
Will you send in your questions,your rapid fire questions,
anything you want And we answer them honestly, truthfully, and

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we don't hide anything. So they're free for all.
We're going to answer it regardless.
And what do we have today, Casey?
Well, let's do the I got an e-mail one I got to.
I got to pull up my e-mail here.Professionals.
Top notch professionals. Nothing but the best.
Here. Nope, that's the wrong e-mail.
Now that we have a guest, we canwe can certify, right?

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The marble floors, the everything that's just
beautiful. The the spread outside for the
guests. This.
Place is wonderful. We have a green room with green.
Room was stocked with Avion waters.
All right, well, all right. So this one is from Brianna
Lombardo. Oh yes.

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OK. Oh, you know her.
Yeah, I do. I do.
Well, she sent an e-mail with a mail call question back in late
April. OK, so it's good that we're
finally get into it. Yeah, if you could be a killer
in any horror movie, what movie would it be?
Good question. I say the Zodiac Killer 'cause
he's never been caught. What's in the box?

(19:50):
Oh, very good. You started off 'cause I'm
thinking. So in.
A horror movie This it can be supernatural.
Though, so it could be anything.Yeah, I would think like Mike
Myers. Freddy Krueger.
I'm gonna be Freddy Krueger. Freddy Krueger's pretty cool,
yeah. Freddy Krueger's good, but why?
Just because you can haunt somebody in their dreams.
You can do whatever you want, bro, like you don't have to

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chase anybody. You're just there in their dream
doing whatever you want. But.
You don't want to do the stuff before that got them killed,
right? No, okay, no, I'm talking, I'm
talking after the fact making sure dude 1-2 Freddy's he did.
Like children a little bit, you know what I mean?
What is it, 1-2 Freddy's coming on you?
No, that's not how it goes. Better lock your.

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Door. No, sorry.
So. You're saying Freddy Krueger?
I'm gonna say Freddy Krueger because he can do some wild shit
in the fucking dreams. That's pretty crazy, you know
what I mean? Didn't he have, like, sex with
somebody in a dream? Yeah, I don't.
Know probably 1 of like their the major spin off movies from
the original. Yeah, I think he actually did.
He did something. Something wild, remember?
When he was when that tongue came out on the phone, the girl

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was calling the phone and he waslike, all right, I know mine.
Oh, wait, actually what? It was the first one where the
girl, they were like getting ready to have sex or whatever.
Yeah. Oh, no, they they were sleeping.
And then she was like up in the ceiling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think Freddy was actually
having sex with. Her yeah, I think that's also
in. Have you ever seen the original

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Scary movie? Yeah, I think they.
Who was it? Was it Drew Barrymore?
No. No.
That scream, I don't know. She was getting banged by the
ghost. Oh, it's scary movie.
Too scary. Movie too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's.
Like, yeah, yeah. And he just didn't want it
anymore and he just was running away.
I think that was a play on the. Scene, right?
I know mine. OK, I'm going with Hit the

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Clown. Only.
Because I think it's dope that you just can't kill it.
Well, I mean, he's an entity. It's an actual force.
That's very cool. And then they manifest into your
scariest nightmares. So it's kind of dope.
And yeah, I like his powers. I like the way he looks.
And the new it's are fantastic. The new movie, the new IT.

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Yeah, we're. So good, so good.
I don't care what anyone says, so I'm going to go it the clown.
Kirk me Shit, did Macaulay Culkin kill anyone in the Good
Son? Oh yeah, he was the bad guy.
Was he the bad guy? Oh, it's making.
It was, yeah. Yeah.
He was a bad guy. Macaulay Culkin That's such a

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that's such a actual like movie buff answer.
Right there. Because he's a Because he's a
kid. Yeah, you know.
The omen too. You're going to be an Emperor,
Cauli. Culkin, Yeah, I'm going Macaulay
Culkin That's, that's such a good answer though.
Yeah. The good son.
That is definitely a Winslow answer, yes.
For sure. Macaulay Culkin.
Yeah. McCauley.

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Mcculley. Mcculley.
What's his name? McCauley.
McCauley. McCauley.
Can we transition real quick from what the mail call?
Do you think he was diddled because he denies it?
Do you think Michael was had himlooking at Peter Pan while he
took long ganders at his asshole?
I I think. So I think so, yeah.
Oh 100%. But honestly, I don't blame him
for not admitting it. I would bring that to my grave

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too. I don't know but from what from
what I understand from just listening to the different
stories I don't think he ever actually did anything stop to
the kids brother. He just had them like stand
naked and look at their butt holes and say.
That's still abuse. What do you know?
I get it, but I'm just saying there wasn't like an.
Actual. Wasn't there?
Wasn't there a kid with bloody underwear?

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I think that kid got debunked the the ones that were in the
Neverland documentary said that one of those kids said that he
did lick his butt. Great documentary by the way,
all. Right, Casey, what do you got?
Yeah. What's the next one before we
start? No, no, no.
What's your? Oh yeah.

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Did Michael Jackson do it? I don't usually comment on the
medical questions. That's fine.
I I don't know. I don't.
I'd have to do my research, no? No, no, no, no.
What the the the question? The killer?
The killer thing, yeah, I don't know.
I guess John Doe, I'll just pick.
It's not really a thing. Just 'cause she said what's in
the box. I'd have to really think about
it. I, Michael.

(24:01):
Oh, from 7:00. Yeah, Michael Myers is actually
like my favorite character, but he's he's kind of boring.
He's kind of boring. But yeah, if I so, yeah, I'll
pick off I'd probably say Michael Myers then.
OK, Michael Myers. Yeah, that I definitely think
that's. So we got Freddy Krueger.
The Rob Zombie Michael Myers is the coolest one the. 1st movie
was good, the second one was notgood, it got a little.
Weird. It got a little weird all.

(24:21):
Right, so Freddy Krueger, it it Macaulay.
Culkin. And then Michael Myers.
Yeah, Michael Myers. All right, there's my answer.
All right. Fair enough.
So do you want to move on to thenext one?
Yeah, Yeah. All right, cruising along.
Thank you, Brianna. So we have an update from a
couple. Oh, a follow up.
Yeah, we have a follow up. Yeah, an update from Firelord

(24:42):
Rule over. Oh.
God I I when you said update I knew it was going to be this.
So if you guys don't remember from the last episode, this kid
you know sent a mail call question and asking you guys for
advice on his first date or. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's a Wow player, so he just wanted to update us on how
it went. OK, real quick, I just want to
sort of give an apology because I've been bashing the Wow

(25:06):
players here a little bit, yeah.You have the disrespect.
But. For video, we just have a video.
Game you don't you actually don't know what the question is,
but it's kind of good that you're you're coming to terms
with it because I think once I read this, you'll go you'll
realize that this apology is warranted.
OK, there are more virgin esque games to be played out there.

(25:29):
Than wow. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? What do you think?
Oh, what games? D&D.
What's that? That's not a video game, though.
No, but I'm just saying there's there's.
Like Dungeons and Dragons? Yeah, do you?
Know what's interesting too, is now all the Wow players are
older. Yeah, they're all.
I love how Garrett was sitting there with his bag hanging.

(25:49):
Oh, sorry, my bad. I can't see the rest of the
camera. My bad, my bad.
All the wild players were older.D&D players are older.
They all have wives and shit. Now it's different.
It was easy to pinpoint them when they were 15/16/17.
Yeah, but. All right, sorry.
All right, go ahead. Yeah, so Fire Lord wanted to
tell you guys that the first date was just super oh oh, turns

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out she is also into gaming and wanted to break into the World
of Warcraft, so. Dude got a layup.
Oh yeah, a layup. So she brought her computer over
to my place. We took Tuesday through Friday
off together and spent the next week through Sunday leveling
together and starting heroics. I don't even know what starting

(26:36):
heroics is. What is?
What is that? Why am I explaining our?
Resident World of Warcraft. Heroics are like end game stuff,
so you have to level up to a certain point and then you do
like the end game stuff. It's pretty tricky.
The beginning of yeah, it's justdungeons, right?
You play with people. Can't I'm not going to sit here
for an hour explaining World of Warcraft, but I'm, I'm proud the

(26:58):
kid got a layup. But it you see that more now,
girls, there's more girls that are getting into video games.
Yeah, there's a yeah is like, especially online, like the
streamers and whatnot. Yeah, like if you're a female
streamer, from what I've noticed, you're making a fucking
killing. It's like, it's probably like
second, there's a lot in the tier of streamers below only

(27:20):
fans. Total of only fans there's.
No being. Serious, it's easier.
There's still a lot of females that get like 5 to 10 concurrent
viewers, but it's easier to get.It's it's impossible to get
those as a guy starting off fresh, right?
The girls get a little bit easier, but it's it's still hard
to scale. That you know why?
Because there's a million fucking nerds playing World of
Warcraft. Let's see.
There he goes. There he goes straight.

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And like, Oh my God, there's a girl who plays.
No, that's it's Twitch. They don't have to be paying.
Take my money. It could be anything, I'm just
saying any video. You get money by just streaming
yourself. Playing playing video games with
the camera. Yeah.
So you didn't have to be good. So hang on, he continues.
So he said Sunday, leveling together and starting heroics.

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We took a leveling slow. Just the really best leveling
experience I've ever had. Oh God, he's having like E
dates. If things keep going this way,
she might be the one for me. Anyway, I know our moms are
happy and I really appreciate the great advice from you guys.
I need a pick, no pick, no proof.
I want to see what this girl looks like.
I want to see what Firelord looks like too.

(28:23):
I got to. I got to judge it that way.
Do we have an age? An age for this?
Nope, no clue he was he called in.
It was an e-mail last time. Yeah, yeah.
We don't know how old he is, whatever, but yeah, he was a.
But I will not take the standardsomeone whose son plays World of
Warcraft and know and has lifelong friends.
He sounds like he's around, what, 16?

(28:45):
Did he say in the last you? Know he never said how old he
was. He sounds like he's younger if
it was his first date. Tell us.
Yeah. Tell us how old you are.
Follow Fire Lord. Fire Lords.
But it is true. I just went to somebody that I
met on Wow. I just went to their wedding in
the Hamptons. They're both doctors.
They both play. Yeah.
Yep. So there you go.
Nicest wedding I've ever been to.

(29:05):
Wow. OK.
Wow, wow. So.
There you go, you can feed love.Wow, you can find the love of
your life and get married in theHamptons.
I'm just happy I worked out for Fire Lord.
Yeah, I am too. He got a layup.
Yeah. He's proved that he is the ruler
of our flames. Did he?
Did he does it say if he knockedboots in it?
Bumping. Bumping uglies.
I don't know Firelord I need allright, so now call e-mail in

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next week. We need age pictures if you can.
Of bumping uglies. No, no, don't.
Send it. And we gotta know.
We gotta know. Did you?
I mean three days? Yeah, lot can happen.
I mean, especially anywhere in Azeroth.
She brought her computer to his place.
Yeah. For days.
For. Days.
Yeah, there had been some intermissions in between.
Hey, they probably weren't. No, they probably just going at

(29:50):
it. All right.
All right, Josie's on vacation rights.
Josie's on vacation this. One's an interesting one.
OK, All right, so wait. Josie's on a.
Vacation. OK, I was like.
Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, OK.

(30:12):
Hi guys. Hi I am a woman around 50 years
old OK and not long ago I got out of a two year relationship.
I recently jumped back into the dating game.
And a couple of weeks. It's awful.
It sucks. It's awful.
I don't she's she's killing. Right now.
Well, she's she's also. She's not.
Cougar dude. Me.
She's also not me, so. And a couple of weeks ago, I

(30:34):
started talking to a younger manonline.
How much younger? Yeah.
I don't know, we have really hitit off and things seem to be
going well. He just recently invited me to
spend the weekend with him in Las Vegas, a place I've always
wanted to go to but I've never been.
He's paying for everything and all I have to do is just go.
What do you guys think? Should I take off and travel to

(30:56):
a place I've never been to? Meet a guy I've only just met
online? What would you do?
Wow. As a woman.
I mean, I'd be a horror regardless.
So if I was. Whatever.
If I was 15 back in the dating scene, I'd be fucking.
A free trip to Vegas, Yeah. Yeah, but you got to put out
right? You think so?
Oh. 100. 500% yeah. If he's paying for everything,

(31:19):
yeah. You got it.
I'm not saying. You don't have to go.
If you don't want to, don't go. Obviously consent is very
important. True, however.
Here at Criminal Activity and BCGP.
Here here at Chatsui. Here at Chatsui.
We are very much for consent. But if I was her as a woman, I

(31:43):
would. I don't know.
I mean, it all depends on how how it turns out, you know?
No, if you take the flight. I can I can tell you as from the
guy's side, there is probably a certain expectation to seal the
deal on that trip if you're paying for everything.

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Damn it, at 50 you can't even lie and say that you're on your
period. You can't even use that as an
excuse. Yeah, I mean it is possible.
I mean, you probably, it depends, you know, it, it
varies. I mean, I know of somebody in
their 50s that's still. Well, OK, that's it.
Yeah. Well, now the the expectation is

(32:24):
yes, 100% for a trip like that, yeah, If you're not, if you
don't, is that the. Question.
Yeah, she wants to know if she should go and meet.
Oh, she should go. She should go.
Yeah, you should go. I would.
Sure. If you like the guy.
They've been hitting it off. They might.
Wait. Have you seen pictures?
Yeah. Wait.
There's there's more to this. Once she, once she, once she
accepts consents. Overrated.

(32:48):
So just by going to Vegas, she'sgiving a consent, she's giving.
Consent, consent given you. You did like a given, it's just.
No consent is up to the moment. Without, without a doubt right.
The thing I'm saying is though. You can be right up to the
moment and be like, no, then it's not one. 100%, but it's
it's kind of shitty of to do at that point.

(33:08):
You, you said you, you said thatyou were, you know what I mean?
It's definitely implied. If you're not, if you don't
think you're going to do it, then don't go on the trip.
Right. If you if you don't, if yeah,
yeah, I would say. The minute, the minute the guy
paid for everything. Yeah, I personally would not go.

(33:28):
As a woman. As as anybody.
That's just fucking weird. Like if you don't.
Dave, what? Stop if you're talking to some
girl online. Did you?
Are they Facetiming or are they just talking?
Yeah, we don't have enough information.
Like did they FaceTime? Did they actually talk like
one-on-one, you know, or are they just emailing or well.
Let's just say they did. If they.

(33:49):
Yeah, yeah. Or Facetiming.
Yeah. Oh, they if they're Facetimed,
yeah, that's that. That's different.
Yeah, that's different. If you're hitting it off of the
person you like, find them actually attractive.
Yeah, yeah. Why would you not I?
Mean if you're talking to somebody for a couple weeks,
you're probably yeah, you. Know yeah, I mean, yeah, OK, I I
was under the impression that I was just like kind of like
through the dating app that you're chatting.
Maybe I'm just. Assuming if that's the case,

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don't go because there's a lot of fucking catfishing out there
there's. A lot of weirdos too.
Yeah, but if you're like actually face timing and it's in
real in the moment and you're having like good conversations
stuff, yeah, I mean, why not so.You're not worried about getting
murdered in Vegas? I mean, it's still, it's still a
fucking risk because let's basically you're in the middle
of the fucking desert. Nobody's going to find you for a
long fucking time. That's true.
But yeah, why not? Fuck it, you're 50.

(34:32):
Yeah, you're 50. I mean what?
You got you got what, 10 more years to live?
Whatever. Jeez, might as well.
Have a good time in Vegas. That's the morbid Dave coming
out that he's not going to live past 60 years old.
You've got a lot of life left. I'm on a 10 year plan, 10 year
plan, 10 years. That's what I got.
All right, so yours is. If I if I can make it 10 years.
If you were the woman in this situation, you'd go too.

(34:53):
Oh, sure, why not? Yeah, but we're assuming that
they've probably seen each otheronline, that they've chatted for
a while. Yeah.
So I mean, once she accepts she's she's willing to do
anything. Just know what the expectation.
Is she she understands what's going on.
I mean, we're all 50 years old. We're all adults, right?
Yeah, she's. We're all adults.
OK, yeah, fuck it. Go, go for it.

(35:15):
Have. Fun.
Yep. OK, use protection.
Yep, all right. The baby's, yeah.
You don't want a baby at 50. I want to know how.
I want to know how. Yeah, I I just.
Well. You don't want a baby at 50 or
you don't want a fucking. Quasimodo fucking gonorrhea.
Probably, yeah. You don't want to be fucking got
it. Yeah.
Anyway, what were you going to say, Winslow?
I wanted I wanted to know what the age gap is.

(35:38):
That's a good question. Yeah, maybe.
Maybe if she's listening, she'llgive us a follow up.
Maybe. Who knows?
All right. What's next?
Yeah. Oh, we got another one.
OK, Yeah, we got actually fire up more.
Turn the light off right. Ohh.
A couple of years ago. I like the lights on.
Yeah. Lights on.
I'm a visual guy. Did you just agree?
Did he disagree to something? He did.

(35:59):
That was kind of. Wow, Casey likes the lights on.
Kind of dirty. No I so.
He likes to watch. Let the boy watch.
Let the boy watch. Alright, so you know what went
through my head when you said that I didn't think of it as in
a dirty. Oh yeah, I was just.
Thinking like he's backtracking I.
Know, but I I was like. So Casey likes to watch.
We're gonna go with that regardless of what you say.

(36:20):
Well, I was an electrician. I prefer everyone who lights
work. Yeah, OK.
Yeah, I know that. I don't.
Know yeah, think whatever you want.
What about the cameras? Did the cameras work too?
He is a film guy. He is a film guy, but.
He was struggling. Do you want a role play tonight?
Anyway, anyway, turn the lights off, we got them.
Yeah, we got them. That was good.

(36:41):
I don't know. All right.
Turn the lights off rights. A couple of years ago I went all
in on I went all in on my dream and opened up my restaurant.
OK, I love food and I love to cook and after years of hustling
and working at a dead end job I hated, I finally had enough.
Sorry it's kind of written weird.
I finally had enough. Oh, I see.

(37:04):
I'm going to start over with that.
OK, here we go. Turn the light off right?
A couple of years ago I went allin on my dream and opened up my
restaurant. I love food and I love to cook
and after years of hustling and working at a dead end job, I
hate it. I finally had enough and I woke
up one day and I quit my job andwent all in on my dream and
opened up my little place. Things started out great and I

(37:27):
was making more money than I hadever seen.
The business was doing really well and it seemed that I had
made it. Sadly it didn't last and due to
rising costs and failing sales and trusting the wrong people,
after just a few years I had to close down my business and file
for bankruptcy. I lost it all, my dream, my
passion for cooking and all my money.
I decided to leave the culinary field and I currently work as a

(37:50):
valet. I risked it all and lost it all
to do what I love and honestly Ifeel like even if the outcome
was the same, I'd do it all overagain.
Absolutely. What's the biggest risk you guys
have ever taken in your life anddid it pay off?
Good question, good question, good question.
Is there anything that I risked risked it all for?

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I mean, you did just, well, we're going to talk about that
later, but. Risked it all for.
I don't know. If that's a risk, but.
I would say getting married. OK.
Because I literally risked it all and lost it all.
I mean, if you want to really put it that way, I don't know.
I mean, I didn't really like venture out, like just quit my
job and move to another state and start from scratch, which
people have done, which is commendable.

(38:33):
And I, you know, it's actually very admirable if you can do
that. No, I've always kind of like
played it safe in life. I can't say that I've actually
done done anything other than, like I said, getting married,
wasting 15 years of my life and living off of and living off of
canned corn because that's all Icould afford because they took

(38:53):
everything I fucking owned so. Canned corn's pretty good,
actually. That is good I.
Don't know why I enjoy canned corn.
I for dinner. I don't know, like that's it.
That's all he. Maybe a hot dog to go along with
it. Hot dogs are.
Great. I I I'm with you on that one.
I really, I played it safe. I drank the kool-aid.
I went. You know what I mean?
I don't know. I did you.
Yeah. I was a degenerate back before

(39:15):
which is risky. I met my wife but I never risked
everything on on a chance. I've just worked shitty jobs all
the way up until this point. Yeah, I know, Winslow.
You you have a story where you risked pretty much everything
because you had a when you retired from the military, you
had a pretty comfortable civilian job lined up.

(39:37):
Yeah, right. Isn't that what you told me?
Is that like risking it though? Yeah, you came all the way over
here to. Not really.
I mean, I grew up in this area. Yeah.
So when I retired from the military, yeah, I got I had AGS
11 job waiting for me. Hey, come on.
I'm. Sorry, go, keep going, keep
going. Now listen.
So I had AGS 11. AGS 11 job waiting for me.

(39:59):
It was literally my same job. Retire one day, take off the
uniform, go in and civilian clothes.
And my mom then said, no, pleasecome home.
So we made the decision to come back to this area.
What is this area? Is this Connecticut?
Connecticut. Connecticut, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Yeah.

(40:19):
We came back. We came back did that.
Yeah. Yeah.
But. You can also argue that jump in
the military in general is a risk.
You don't know what the Hell's going to.
Happen. No, joining the military wasn't
a risk at all, really. That was.
That was easily the best decision I ever made.
Do you think the military? Yeah, but.
You made a full career out of it.
A lot of people don't. Yeah, a lot of people are do
that six year thing and. Then, I mean, your life

(40:41):
basically now is because of the military.
Oh, yeah. You know, you met, you met.
I mean they, they. Meant Arena.
Nicholas is here because of Eric.
Yep. Yep.
Now, do you say that going into the military saved your life?
It became better because of it, that's for damn sure.
Yeah. Yeah.
I didn't even want to. I was just.

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I was just. At a crossroads.
I, I was 18 year old pothead andmy mom saw me just doing
absolutely nothing. So she said join the military
and I picked the right one, the Air Force, the Air.
Force What would you think? What do you think your life
would have been like if you hadn't joined the military?
Probably kind of like my brother, yeah.
Just hung around the area, founda job somewhere.

(41:25):
Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, drugs too.
Yeah. But not like heavy drugs.
Just I would have been, I would have been just like a little
pothead. Yeah.
Drinking a little bit, but probably, but probably just at
most working at McDonald's or something like that.
You know, no, I think I think a,the riskiest story is probably

(41:46):
my father and mother-in-law coming from Russia.
You know, they had to make a decision.
They made a decision to basically defect from Russia.
So that was actually during. Peak times too.
Those two had some balls to makethat decision.
Yeah, I remember you telling me the the, the journey they had to

(42:08):
take, like going from one country to another country to
another country and then over here, like everything was like
in the dark, in the dark of night, kind of.
That was that was in the early 70s.
You weren't just allowed to pickup and leave from Russia, right?
So you had Soviet Union. You had, you had to like, leave,
yeah, you know, middle of the night, leave your shit behind.
Pay some people. Off in your case, the border and

(42:29):
you and you couldn't bring your entire family all at once.
You had to split up the wife andthe, you know, the kids and.
Where are you going, comrade? Where are you going, comrade?
Yeah, that's a, that's a, that'sa cool risk at all story.
Yeah, that. Yeah, that's see, I wish.
That's exciting though. My life has been fucking

(42:50):
nothing, Nothing exciting. Typical boring Americans I know
we're. Just what can you do?
We're spoiled. Yeah, we, we don't like to.
I mean, I don't know, maybe thispodcast is kind of a risk.
It's just us bullshit, brother. No, it would be a risk if we all
quit our jobs today. It's true, it went all in.
Double down, yeah. That's what.

(43:11):
We need to do. I'm sorry, buddies.
Wait, wait, wait. What we need to do?
Maybe that's what we. Need to do I got the house all I
can't. Well, I got something coming up
too. Where?
Yeah. So yeah, I mean, I didn't.
I haven't really done anything risky.
Yeah, we're. Boring, yeah.
Yeah, buying a car, buying a house, those aren't risks.
Those are just that's living. That's yeah, yeah.
So. So is that it?

(43:32):
We got one more, OK. This one's gonna be It would
have been a good tie in to my story, but we'll tie in later.
Yeah, it is what it is. So this one, I don't know.
This one might get your blood boiling a little.
Bit All right, I'm ready. You're ready for this all right
highlighter juice. Highlighter juice.
Right. They must smell good because I
love the smell of highlighters. Do you?
Yeah. All right, ready.

(43:53):
It took the jury two days to reach a verdict of not guilty.
It's innocent until proven guilty.
Not guilty because the media brainwashed you to believe so.
I know you don't want to hear itbecause you've already made-up
your mind. Of whether you like it or.
Not Casey Anthony was found not found not guilty of killing
Caylee Anthony. Casey has maintained her

(44:15):
innocence and there are questions surrounding George and
Cindy's involvement. Casey's parents.
What happened to Kaylee is tragic and at the end of the day
there might only be a few peoplethat know the truth and I know
for sure it isn't you guys. The prosecution has the burden
of proof and had no case. They tried to find Casey guilty
on mostly circumstantial evidence and the jury saw right

(44:37):
through that. Here we are 17 years later and
Casey is now trying to re enter society and have a positive
impact on and have a positive impact on it.
She's trying to be there for people using her knowledge to
advocate for people who really need help.
Like Casey said, people are not only unaware of their rights,
but most of the time they aren'teven aware that they're giving

(44:58):
them away so freely without consent.
Is that Casey Anthony just did she just hit us with a burner
account and. All right.
Dave's face. I know he's pissed right now.
Casey Anthony is a fucking cunt.OK, yeah.
All right. So I will say that whoever

(45:22):
fucking this person is, they aretechnically correct.
Correct. She was acquitted.
Yes, so was OJ. So it was a lot of people.
So it wasn't wasn't Richard Speck.
Remember Richard Speck? Yeah.
He was like fucking whatever anyway, but that usually happens

(45:44):
after you murder your daughter and let her rot in the back of
your fucking trunk in a trash bag for 30 days.
Yeah, and the the. There's not a lot of parents.
Conspiracy is literally been proven wrong, debunked multiple
times. Yeah.
Didn't they take a lie detector test?
Yeah, but lie detectors lie detector in.
Court anyway. They don't hold up in court.

(46:04):
But they do help. It was more for public opinion,
right? You know.
Yeah. The whole, the whole point of of
this is could they prove that you did it?
No, they couldn't prove. Doesn't mean you didn't do.
It that you didn't, it doesn't mean that you're innocent.
It doesn't mean you're just found not guilty.

(46:24):
OK, When you piece everything together, We talked about this
before. You have a beautiful young
daughter and you were out telling people that your
daughter was basically, basically crimping your style.
You couldn't do what you wanted.You couldn't go out and party
and be with your friends and also that kind of stuff.
And you were fucking trying to find a way where you could do

(46:46):
that. Mysteriously, tragically, your
daughter died. You went out of your way to hide
this death, murder, whatever youwant to call it.
You wrapped her mouth in duct tape, you bound her hands, you
placed her in a fucking bag, andyou tossed her into the fucking

(47:09):
woods after she spent days in the back of your trunk rotting
away. And in the meantime, while she's
rotting and decaying and being alone, tossed like a sack of
trash in the woods, you are out sucking and fucking and drinking
and do whatever the fuck you want to do the entire fucking

(47:31):
time while she's rotting in the fucking woods.
So yes, she was found not guilty.
However, she is a fucking piece of shit scumbag who does not
deserve to be around. She is worse than the fucking
dog shit I stepped in the other day on the bottom of my shoe.

(47:55):
She does not belong out in fucking society.
She needs to be. Gone passion right there.
Out of here, locked away, I don't give a fuck.
Do not show your face. Nobody wants to see your fucking
face. Nobody.
And if you do, you're a fucking piece of shit too.
So whoever wrote this, go fuck yourself.
On top of it too is just do whateverybody else does.

(48:17):
When they're they found, they'refound not guilty.
Just change your name and and just exit stage left.
Like. Her trying to get it.
Like roller frater? Yeah, roller frater.
She has a frater. A whole bunch of people that we
did on Carl AF, all of them changed her name and that's like
the first MO. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep. Yep, she's fuck her attention,
fuck her. Fuck whoever that was.

(48:39):
Fuck that. Didn't that Barbie Ken Barbie
girl? Oh, Carla Hamolka, she yeah,
she's. Free now?
Yeah, she's free now. Yeah, she's married, had more
kids or kids or whatever. Death threats?
Yep. Yep.
What do you think Casey Anthony did it?
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, OJ did it too.
Does she? I mean.
Do we know? Do we know that she knew that

(49:00):
that her daughter was dead? She knows you.
She. No, she regardless of what story
there was, she knew forever. She knew the kid was dead.
Yeah, OK, She knew. So whether it was her or where
her story was. Oh.
Babysitter fucking narrative didn't make any sense either.
Like, oh, I didn't know. Danny the nanny.
Yeah. And they're like, oh, where do
you work? Oh, Universal Studios.
OK, let's go there. And she hadn't.

(49:22):
Nobody knew who the fuck she was.
Yeah, you know she. Used to work there.
She used to work there and then she's like leading them down
this like back hallways and stuff.
And she's like, OK, she was, yougot me.
I don't work here. Yeah, she was charged for for
lying to the police and stuff. Like that.
Which obstruction? Yeah, I.
Think it also got thrown out but.
Yeah, but anyway. I mean the the.
Yeah, that person was is trying real hard to.

(49:45):
So regardless if she murdered the daughter, or she drowned in
the pool which was another story, or the father fucking did
it, or whatever the point of thematter is, she was dead for 30
days missing you. Didn't do anything.
And you didn't give two fucks. Even if it was an accidental
death, you're still. You're out living your fucking

(50:07):
best life. You're still like had the body
of the kid in your fucking car and you didn't say a word.
And even though like the mother when she made the 911 call, I
mean, that just goes to show theparents weren't complicit
because she's like, it smells like there's a fucking dead body
in the fucking car. Like what is this?
And they're asking where is my granddaughter?
Where is she? Nobody knew where she was.

(50:28):
You know what I mean? She's at the name, so yes, I'll
say it again, she was found not guilty.
However, she's a fucking piece of shit and she deserves to be
in jail or worse, I don't know. And the, the prosecution, I'm
sure they certainly, I mean, because when a body goes missing
or or whatever for, for that period of time the, the evidence

(50:50):
to tie everything together that,that gets pretty, pretty
difficult to prove. So.
Especially in in what it was in the middle of summer in Florida,
there's really not going to be much left.
Yeah. You know so.
They they definitely had an uphill battle right at the end
of. The day so they I don't I don't
think there was like any definitive was was there a
definitive cause of death? I don't think there was because.

(51:11):
Wasn't a blood force. No, not a blood.
Force. Well, no, because they tried to
do the drowning story in the pool.
Oh, she accidentally fell in thepool.
I don't think they had a a definitive.
Strangulation, no right, but butif your if your daughter like
the story of the defense was going with their father was
supposed to be watching the daughter or whatever and the
daughter and Kaylee drowned. Okay, if she drowned, why would

(51:35):
you put fucking duct tape on herfucking face?
Yeah. I think downed her hands.
They rolled A homicide, but theydidn't know the cause of death,
right? I think that's what it was,
right? Yeah.
Our generation, Jon Benet. Fucker.
Jon Benet Ramsey. She's a piece of shit.
Yeah. All right.
Next. That's that's all we got.
That's all we got from Michael. Yeah.
All right. All right.

(51:55):
So that was our. Last.
Yeah, so. Figured we had on a high note.
Moving on from this biatch. So a couple episodes ago, we do.
Appreciate your question though.So yes, thank you.
Go fuck yourself. So a couple episodes ago we were
talking about how I was going looking for a house, going to
open houses and stuff like that.Well update I found one.

(52:20):
Yay, he's actually leaving here in about an hour.
Or less leaving about to. Go drop off some big boy money.
Yep, some big boy money put a deposit down.
Yeah, so last week we went and looked at a house.
It's five bedroom, 3 bath right here.
You know, relatively close by inthe same town, Montville, where
I live. He's about to make a commitment.

(52:42):
Went, went and looked at it, liked it.
It's got everything. It checks all the boxes, went in
for for basically what they wereasking, which is unheard of in
today's market. If anybody's familiar with the
real estate market right now, it's usually sales close at

(53:04):
either 203040 thousand over overasking because it you know, it's
such a such a, you know, this high demand and.
What? No supply, high demand, right?
Yeah, you have 19 people at an open house, all fighting.
Yeah, all fighting and it's everything's overbid and also
that kind of stuff. Well, surprisingly, I don't know
how the hell this fucking happened, but I put in for
asking because I'm like, I'm notdon't it.

(53:25):
We talked about this. I'm not going to overpay or I'm
not going to fucking whatever for a house.
You know what I mean? So I went at asking price and
two days later they accepted it.And that fucking shocked me.
I had I did not expect that. Are you?
Are you nervous? Are you expecting them to say
no? And.
Well, yeah, I was like, you know, well.
You still have the inspection and everything.

(53:45):
What happens when you what happens when you find out?
Like it's, it's a rapid inspection.
The fucking roof's going to collapse.
I mean, it's kind of concerning that I put in for asking price
and it got accepted. So I mean, crumbling found it,
yeah. So who knows?
The fucking roof could cave in, you know.
But you can always ask them to fix that stuff before yeah the
deal whenever the inspection comes up.

(54:06):
Well, here's another concerning thing.
Oh no. It's being sold as is.
Oh. So all inspections?
All inspections are what? Year was this?
What year was this? 2006, 2006.
New roof automatically. Yeah, probably.
New roof, 20 years. Yeah, what is that, 16 grand?
Unless they do it, unless they have the 50 year shingles, who

(54:26):
knows. I don't know how it's built.
Nope. Well.
We're going to find out Monday, Monday is the inspection, so 15
grand. If it needs a new roof or a new
furnace or a new whatever, then you know, obviously it's all no
boiler. System should be fine.
Yeah, no one void, but but yeah.So I'm pretty excited about
this. It is a big step of a big
journey, yeah, you know, going from renting to home ownership.

(54:48):
Right. I do enjoy renting, you know,
because you don't have to do anything you.
Don't have to do. Anything.
Yeah, you have 0 responsibility other than payment.
I miss it. Yeah, 0 responsibility.
I miss it. So I want to.
Fucking own a home. Yeah.
So I mean, I have owned a house before and I know, you know, you
got to do like a lot of upkeep and like you're responsible for
fucking everything. If fucking furnace goes, you got

(55:10):
to freaking pay for furnace blahblah blah.
I know all that. So I've grown accustomed to
renting because I don't have to do anything.
So now I got to get back into the homeowner mindset.
You got to lace up those new balances.
Yep, got to get the way. Put on those fucking shorts.
Yeah, those khaki shorts. Got to get my my cargo shorts,
my new balances. It's time to start just standing

(55:30):
out on the back porch looking atyour yard.
Yeah, baby. Getting.
Stressed out how dirty your basement is?
So it actually works, It actually works out well because
the house is actually 2 houses in 1.
So it's a raised ranch. So I don't know if anybody
familiar with raised ranches, but it's basically upstairs 2

(55:52):
level house which is Upstairs Downstairs and the downstairs in
an unfinished raised ranch is it's just a basement.
Garage. Yeah, or it's like 1/2 garage,
half basement. So but this one is is finished.
It's got 2 bedrooms and a bath downstairs it's got a kitchen
and it's got a living room. And then the upstairs is 3

(56:12):
bedrooms, 2 bath, kitchen, living room, blah blah blah.
And the way it works out for us is because my son and you know
where I'm actually buying this with my son?
So when I croak, he has a fucking house.
But so yeah, so he has his own separate living area.
I have my own separate living area.
So it works out well, you know, and I, I think maybe that's why

(56:34):
not a lot of people were biddingon it because it is 2 separate
living areas. Yeah, it's almost like you could
rent out the bottom that second house to have a. 2nd house.
We'll see. I'm kind of excited.
I'm excited, you know? I can't wait.
To check it out, yeah. I like looking through all the.
Poker night at Dave's house. I don't.
I don't. I mean, you'll be planning.
I don't. I don't.
Yeah, yeah. You can host though.

(56:55):
Yeah, I'll host. Yeah, all the utilities and all
that stuff, like what's behind the wall, Like that's that's
what I'm all. About case is going to start
inspecting for you. Now you're mentioning this, I am
going to need some some expertise because.
YouTube. They basically made this house
into basically a boarding house.Looks like a brothel.

(57:17):
So like they actually converted the living room into a bedroom
because it's right next to the casino.
So a lot of out of state people come in to work the casino and
this house is basically like yourent A room here, you work at
the casino. So they basically made it so
it's technically A5 bedroom 3 bath, but they actually made it

(57:39):
into like 8 bedrooms. Yeah, but that's just walls
getting taken down. Right.
So yeah, we got, we got to do a little, little demo here and
there, but. Some TLC.
Yeah, but hey. I'm down for demo.
Yeah, demo would be fun. Yeah, taking down walls as
always. I'm super lazy so.
Well, no. Fixing it after, that's what I
don't want to do. Yeah, Yeah.
But demo, yeah. Putting walls up sucks.

(58:01):
Putting them down in fun. Yeah.
Yeah. So, yeah.
Congrats, dude. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
For you. I know you've been looking.
Yeah. So we actually were talking the
other day at work about one of our favorite shows, which is
Love on the Spectrum. Don't.
Get me started about love on thespectrum.

(58:22):
Spectrum So I'm curious to see like I just finished, I'm a
little behind on the on the on the thing.
I just finished it not too long ago.
I do want to say Connor is my favorite.
Connor is your favorite. Connor is my favorite.
I'm with you they but I think Netflix.
Especially the ending. Netflix gasses him up though.
Yeah they definitely have painted his story as the

(58:43):
favorite for Netflix. Right.
For sure. But his, his, his, his the.
Energy, I love you. Yeah.
Connor is great, he's James is by far my favorite though.
James is the best. James Dad, alcohol is a

(59:05):
stimulant. The way he says stimulant cracks
me up. Leaves your.
Crumbs in the. Butter.
What amazes me about James is how like actually articulate he
is. It's even Tanner.
Tanner doesn't stumble over. He can have a yeah, the most
coherent conversation and say a million things at once, and he
doesn't stumble at all, right? It's actually very impressive.

(59:25):
About the 87 things he likes. Yeah, it's I, I honestly believe
that's one of the best shows on TV and I, I'll argue it all the
time. And anybody who is hesitant to
watch it because they're like, oh, I don't want to laugh at
these people. It's yes, you laugh at them, but
you're also laughing with. Them you're laughing with them.
Yeah, it's it's. And the parents know this.

(59:46):
They, they laugh at them. They're, they laugh at them too.
It's it's it's such a. Good mannerism, Yeah.
I mean, you just take it, take it how it is.
And if you haven't watched it, you got it.
Yeah, yeah. It's actually genuine.
And how blunt they are right is it's the best thing in the
world. And how like if they just,
they're not fucking with the situation, they'll tell you
straight up. How Connor hates blondes.

(01:00:07):
Yeah, yeah. Blonde hair no.
When he met. I've heard enough.
Yeah, when he met Georgie, he's like, it could stand for
Georgiana, but frankly. I don't give a damn.
Or when he when he invited him over the dinner and he's like a

(01:00:27):
great goddess is coming to dine at this leaky shack.
I love it. Yeah, Connor's.
Connor's great. But plus, I honestly, I honestly
believe it ruined TV reality shows for me 'cause I think they
should just do everything on thespectrum.
Now, right like. Temptation Island on the

(01:00:49):
spectrum or? Love Island.
Yeah, on the spectrum, it just, it's so real.
Like it's not now you can't you watch other reality shows like
love shows and stuff like that. You like this is the most
scripted fake thing in the world.
You can't tell these guys to script.
Like they wouldn't. Well, they would fall apart if
you gave him a script and told him to re like redo it again.
Yeah, Imagine you told James, hey, we didn't like the way you

(01:01:11):
said that redo it. You'd be like, fuck, yeah.
So like, you know, it's real. Right, well, there was AI can't
remember the girl's name from season 1.
She was probably the most not onthe spectrum as the others.
I can't remember her name. Danny the blonde hair, the

(01:01:31):
blonde hair girl. Blonde hair girl.
Blonde hair girl. She wasn't from.
Season 1 her. Chloe on the Spectrum I.
Don't think it was cool. We're going.
To have to look it up. Yeah, anyway, she, yeah, she has
her, you know, they, they all pretty much have their own
TikTok channels now. But she has her TikTok channel
and people send in questions andand one of the questions was, is
love on a spectrum scripted? Oh yeah, I remember.

(01:01:53):
Her. Yeah.
And she was like, the answer is no, she says.
The only. The only like Caitlin.
Caitlin, Yeah. Caitlin.
Caitlin Partlow. Yes, yeah.
So she said the only things thatare re recorded or or you know,
you take do another take of is if like say that they go on a
date or something and she's theyhave her coming down the stairs.

(01:02:15):
Yeah. And they'll be like, oh, we
didn't get the right lighting. Can you walk down the stairs
again? Yeah.
Right, that's it. But.
They don't tell them what to say.
They don't tell them how to act.They don't tell them.
You know, it's just basically the retakes were just like a
different lighting or a different camera view or
different, whatever, you know what I mean?
So it's actually probably one ofthe most genuine shows there are
out there. Yeah.
It's so good. And I'm not, I'm not like a

(01:02:37):
reality show guy. Like I don't know, I like all
the Temptation Islands and loving us Love Island or
whatever the fuck it is. Like I I can't fucking stand
them even like Big Brother or like survivor or low show.
They're so good. Big brother's so good.
Can't fucking watch it, but loveon the spectrum.
You're right. It fucking yeah.

(01:02:57):
Yeah, besides, besides fear factor, it's the only thing
after fear factor that. I've oh, I like fear factor.
That I watched, yeah. Fear Factor was awesome.
It was one of the, you know, first game shows.
Yeah, you can't fake somebody eating.
Yeah, a bull Dick. That's a genuine.
Reaction. I don't think I watched a
reality show show after Fear Factor and told Love on the

(01:03:17):
Spectrum. Yeah, Who's your favorite?
My favorite of love on the spectrum.
Yeah. Not Connor.
No, not Tanner. For the American version, I like
Katie and Ronan. Remember them?
Ronan. Katie and Ronan.
Oh, season 2. Was it Season 2?
They were the two that started dancing together and then after

(01:03:40):
after just like 30 seconds theirtheir dancing was all off.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.And they?
Became they became one. Yeah.
And they were just dancing rightthere on the boardwalk.
Yep, I remember why. Can't I think of this?
Yeah, I remember that one, Katie.
And Ronan, Katie and Ronan. So are they?
The ones that weren't as bad. Another one of my favorites is

(01:04:01):
Danny. Oh, Danny and Don.
OK, I'm Dave. Oh, it stopped.
I was like, we're not going to go there.
Dave. Would go actually marry Danny if
he wanted I. Would, yeah.
Oh, Danny's. Danny's horny, yeah.
Danny just wants some play. She wants intimacy.
She wants, she wants play. I actually I read something that

(01:04:23):
like, because people, she was getting a lot of hate, yeah.
For like breaking up with Adan and stuff like that on the
Internet and like I read a comment.
You you want what you want. Yeah, I read a comment and it's
like she's the only one that they don't like, treat like a
little kid. So it's people get weirded out
when she says she wants intimacy.
She wants this. And I understand why that
narrative of her like went the wrong way, but she she's not a

(01:04:47):
child. She doesn't act like Taylor.
Yeah, right. She's not like, do you like
eggs? Do you like, do you like
stuffed, stuffed chicken? Do you like that?
Like she doesn't act like that, Abby.
Very. They love Disney princesses,
Madison. Yeah, It's all about Disney
princesses like. Well, I like Madison too.
She's cute. Yeah.
Yeah. Not like, not like cute, but
like, adorable. Yeah, yeah.
But Danny isn't like that. She likes anime but there's a

(01:05:09):
whole bunch of grown ass. Danny's a woman.
Danny is a woman. She's can dress too.
With. Me.
She'd always come with the heat,with a formal gown.
Every time she went on a date, she.
Could dress too. They just did AI saw a TikTok
the net worth of each of the thethe cast she her net worth is

(01:05:32):
actually 2.5 million. Well, yeah, she's been killing
the social media game. Well, not only that, she's has
her own fucking company. The anime company.
The animation. The animation.
Yeah, the animation. Yep.
Which I I apparently does. Well, yeah, yeah.
The most the richest 1 is. The guy, the old guy.

(01:05:52):
The old guy, Yeah. He was alright, Steve.
Steve. He was already rich though, I
guess. I mean, he had a house in San
Francisco, so he had to have some money.
Right, Another one that's rich is.
Conor's killing it right now too.
I'm telling you they're selling merch and shit.
Yeah, I think his net worth was like 120 something.
He's getting up there. The the couple there.
What the fuck is their names? I can't think of their names.

(01:06:13):
Abby and Abby and David. David.
Oh, his family. His family is.
Well, loaded, you can tell by, you can tell by watching the
show that basically everybody that's on that show, their
family is loaded. Yeah, every time they go to a
house. Yeah, it's always some
beautiful. House in the background.
Like Connor Connor's sitting there in $1,000,000 house.

(01:06:33):
Yeah, and they're building him ahouse in the back.
In the back, yeah, yeah. So a lot of the people, a lot of
the stars on the show, you can tell that their idea of a dollar
is a little off a. Little off, a little off yeah,
show us the show. They should throw in a like AI
mean David the person living in like.
You know, David and Abby go intogo into Africa.

(01:06:55):
Not even would they be able to afford that by themselves.
They brought Abby Hearst, his sister and the mom to Africa.
That's like the Mcallisters, dude.
That's like the Speaking of callback to Macaulay Culkin.
Yeah, that's like them bringing them all to Paris first class.
Remember? We're like, what the hell was
Macaulay's dad? Doing every house that you see
on that show is $1,000,000 house.
For sure. But yeah, I like.

(01:07:17):
I like. The I.
Like the Australian version, that was.
That was the. First one do.
You like Michael, Michael. It was awesome.
And Michael's and some of the families are wonderful.
I think their families are what make you, you know, make you
like this. Like Michael's parents.
Michael's parents were great. His his brothers and sisters.

(01:07:39):
Shit, I don't even remember if he had AI know he had a brother.
I don't remember if he had a sister.
Yeah. I know he was jealous of his
brother. Yeah, because his brother, his
memory was like, yeah, my brother gets all the ladies.
Tall ladies, I'm two scoops of dog Terry.
That's what it was. I, I the American one kind of
took over the Australian one forme.
I just, yeah, Connor's family too could get their own spin off

(01:08:00):
show. Just their family.
Yeah, I want my Jimmy. Yeah.
My Jimmy. My Jimmy.
Jimmy. Yeah, the whole family, they
have a pretty good social media following.
Connor's family. Yeah, they're good.
Brothers he started doing like YouTube videos, coffee, coffee
talks with mom and they just driving the car.
Driving a yeah, and I saw that. They have mugs with James''s
face going. Yeah, yeah.

(01:08:23):
It's great how they all kind of support one another, yeah.
And their social medias and stuff like that.
So that's pretty cool, yeah. Great show, go check it out.
Please don't because I've heard a lot of people say I don't want
to watch it. That's mean remember like it's
not you learn really fast I. Thought I was going to watch it
and start making fun of people and then before you know it you.

(01:08:45):
Fall in love with it. You start falling in love with
the characters. Yeah, Yep, that's how I see it
too. Real quick before we go sidebar,
the best person on season 3 of the American version was the guy
who went on the date with the headphone noise cancelling.
By far the best moment the entire.
Serial, yeah. He was hiding under the table.

(01:09:07):
And she's like, what do you liketo do?
Now one thing, one thing. If they they did her dirty
though you you're on her first date and you give her a kid
that's like that. And one of the weird things you
notice is you can tell right away the different levels of

(01:09:31):
being on the spectrum. Oh, yeah.
Like, like the show isn't going to isn't going to hook up
somebody that's at the lowest level and some with the with
someone on the highest level. Yeah.
Like high functioning versus lowfunctioning, Yeah, yeah, they,
they have to try to match it, yeah.
If you get too low functioning and they hit it off that, that's
a wonderful show. Yeah, yeah.

(01:09:52):
So, you know, just let us know. Check.
You know, if you haven't checkedout Loving the Spectrum, check
it out. Let us know in the comments on
Spotify who's your favorite. e-mail us whatever.
Let us know who your favorite is.
Yeah, I do have like a little something to close us out on
here. So we talked a little bit couple
weeks ago we were talking about golfing, right?
Yes, we all do some golfing. And Garrett was roasting me

(01:10:13):
about my fucking Costco, fuckingclubs and all this, all that
kind of shit and. I wasn't roasting you.
You were kind of roasting. You were starting off.
I truly believe that you shouldn't go buy brand new Golf
clubs. You were.
Kind of roasting I. Was kind of roasting you a.
Little bit yeah, you were too. Yeah.
So fuck both these. So we've been sitting here
talking like Garrett had said, you know, on a whim I went out

(01:10:34):
and ordered new clubs. Okay, now we're going on a
little bit over a month. It's been a while.
It's been a long time when you since Garrett ordered these
clubs. Right when you order starting,
when you order custom custom line, custom line, every these
people, these people don't know when you ordered them tailored
to you. They take a while.
They don't just come out-of-the-box.
OK, All right, so, so yeah, so we're meanwhile we're going out.

(01:10:57):
We've gone golfing few times, you know, some guys at work and
stuff like that. We're like Garrett, come along.
He's like, oh, I'm the clubs yetI'm like just come use the
clubs, use my club, whatever, just come out.
We're having fun. Like I suck, I'm awful.
Like I'm I'm shooting like 10 like plus I need fucking.
Triple bogeys every hole. Like more than that, you know
what I mean? I've had a couple double bogeys.
I was pretty proud. Of Have you birdied yet?

(01:11:19):
Huh. Have you birdied yet?
No. No par.
I don't, I don't go. No, I don't go there.
It's. Shaming not even, no, no, I'm
just saying like, luckily like. You should get.
If I connect once at. Least if I could walk out.
If I can walk out with not even.Lucky, I know, I'm just saying
like. If I can walk out with a double
bogey, I'm I'm content. On a par.

(01:11:39):
Three, I'm OK, whatever. Geez, just the shade.
No, I'm just. Yeah, whatever.
Like statistically you should have smoked a ball at once.
Like statistically, what statistics are you?
Pulling. I don't know you swing.
OK, if you can, if you can hit something and there's a name for
it, you're good enough. Yeah.
So basically I was talking with Garrett and, you know, we're

(01:12:00):
like, come on, man. Just come out, you know, well,
you can use my clubs, you can use, you know, whoever's clubs
or whatever you're like, I'm notusing somebody's clubs, right?
And so basically we determined that it's not that Garrett
doesn't want to use someone's clubs.
No, they just determined that I'm bad.
No, you actually told me you were kind of scared a little
bit. Yeah, you got to go hit some

(01:12:21):
balls. Yeah, it's been a while.
Because you, you've been talkinga lot of shit.
Oh. Yeah.
Man, he's. Doing it right now, I I still
know that I'm good. Yeah, OK.
All right. I just got to hit some balls.
All right, but anyway, so Garrett ordered these clubs well
over a month ago. No, April 28th we looked at the
date. 20 OK 28th 4th anyway, it's been about a month all

(01:12:45):
right. So we're like, how long do these
fucking clubs take? Right.
So we're talking at work. And then we were coming up with
like some some theories like either a April 25th he didn't
fucking order them or he orderedthem after the fact that he said
that he ordered them because it does it should not take this
long, right? So we were at breakfast the

(01:13:06):
other day and one of our friendswas like, listen, his, well, his
wife like does she does graphics, she does paintings and
stuff like that. And then she sends them out.
So she has like shipping materials, she does label
makers, all this, all that kind of stuff.
And so our friend was like, I have a bunch of rusty shitty ass

(01:13:28):
fucking irons at my house. What if we put them in a box?
And then his wife would make a label that says it comes from
the company that Garrett claims he ordered from, right?
You saw my order. Stop doing that.
You saw the order. Form you saw.
How much money I'm? Telling the story.
OK, Yeah, but you're big. All right, so, so we're like,

(01:13:50):
fuck it, you know, full stand, let's do it.
So over the last couple days they went and they got the box,
they did all the labels, they did all this kind of shit.
They fucking? I feel loved, by the way,
because that was a lot of work. They was trying to just.
Fucking work. So they put like 6 or 7 fucking
rusty ass clubs. Some of them are women's clubs,
some of them, some of them are left-handed.

(01:14:10):
Just random fucking clubs in in this box.
And so when I came over today, Iwalked in with this box and I'm
like, bro, this fucking box is just sitting on the side of your
house and the guard's like. Yo what?
He gets all hyped up. We actually recorded it.
So yo, yeah, you tricked me. I didn't even know you were.
Jared's got a video for us. I'll cue it up right now.
What the fucker, dude? See his reaction.

(01:14:33):
I was so excited. Oh, here we go.
Where's the voice? Sorry.
Yeah, Alright, start it over. We're probably not going to hear
it. Alright, here we go.
All right, I'm going to play this little trick on Garrett
here. I'm going to have this on
record, but I'm going to keep itin my pocket for now.

(01:14:55):
Dickhead, you're like, yeah, my phone's blowing up the whole
time. I'll.
I'll take the camera. Out.
It was a good, good gag. Don't mind my floppy Turkey
necked. It's a beautiful day.
Yeah, it's gorgeous. Great for golfing.

(01:15:15):
If I had my clubs. Get them.
All right, here we go. Dude, this is outside.
I was so happy. What is it?
Yo I'm pumped I didn't get a notification that they shit.

(01:15:39):
I got customized and shit too. Look at it back in Fragile.
Dude I should have known by thatbogus ass fucking Tacomo side.
Tacomo from Finland. And how short they were.
I didn't even think I was so excited.
Blowing up today, yeah. My phone's blowing.

(01:16:01):
Up. Yeah.
So I'm recording them and I'm making it sound like I'm fucking
texting somebody. What Will's dad?
'S no which? 1.
All right. Tell you.
Oh yeah bro. I haven't.
You've been up for a minute. I'll tell you the second.
Time. Congrats.
Dude, finish this text. Congrats.
You're going to finish this text.
Let's just watch. It takes you forever.

(01:16:24):
I know. Still.
Look at this. Look at this.
Look at this face. Look at this face.
What? The fuck?
This is a joke. Just look at the.
Cake of dirt. Dude, those are irons you
bought. What the?

(01:16:49):
Fuck dude I was literally about to call the customer service.
What's? The label say.
No, there's no label somebody. No, it's the label.
No, no, I knew it was yours, butI looked at the label.
Turn it over. There's a shipping label right
there. Express Worldwide DHA it legit
said everything it needed to saybut.
Is this a they? Did somebody fucking switch them

(01:17:12):
out are. You you bought brand new ones.
Yeah, but look, yeah, I bought brand new ones.
The fuck? I was about to call customer
service. Yeah, dude, that was a good gag.
That was a good gag. Honestly, my first thought was
that like a UPS guy, like you hear about stories like that

(01:17:33):
where like the either like the delivery guy or somebody in some
in the chain like just takes them out.
I mean, they're still expensive things, you know what I mean?
And just threw in some shitty ones.
I don't know. You got me.
It was good. You guys got me.
That was pretty good. Fuckers.
So anyways. That's a lot of work.
For the bottom line is Garrett did order the clubs when he said
he was going to order them. He showed me proof.

(01:17:55):
He showed me the the shipping manifesto, fucking whatever the
order form. So, but it's just funny that,
you know, he's talking all this stuff and like we're, we're,
we've been out like four or fivetimes already and he still
hasn't been out yet because he'swaiting for these mysterious
clubs to show. Let's worry, let's worry to get

(01:18:16):
you down to double bogey before.You start talking about me,
buddy. I'm looking forward to getting
some footage of you guys out in the Golf Club.
Yeah, you couldn't play. Yeah, you're not going to go out
I. Could I could yeah.
I'll I'll break out my old clubsthat yeah, I'm sure will do the
job just. Fine, well, the Katsui live in.
The, well, the ones that Weisel has, like he's been Weisel's

(01:18:37):
been playing golf since he was like a kid, yeah.
Like he was on the high school golf team.
He's been doing all these, like,different things.
So he's he's pretty good. His clubs have been hand me
downs that he has collected overthe years.
His, I think his newest club is probably 10 years old.
I think it's his like putter or.Something.
Yeah, mine. Mine are very old.

(01:18:59):
Yeah, so I mean, he has like clubs that he like, I don't
know, he randomly found or he picks up at a yard sale or
something like that. He's just like whatever.
And he's still good. He still uses them, you know, I
don't know. Yeah, I got whatevers.
And you. Don't You don't need fancy
clubs. You don't have a good time on a
golf course. You can still.
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I used to be very competitive in sports, like

(01:19:21):
over competitive. Like I was about to fight my
friends over shit, you know whatI mean?
Just wait till you get better and then you're going to you're,
it's going to get that way. But with golf, like I said, I'm
just out there having a good time, enjoying myself and nice
weather, having a, you know, having a couple adult beverages
along the way, you know? That's the best part about it,
yeah. You know, if I fucking slice
one, I, I actually sliced 1 overbecause there was a 1 fairway

(01:19:46):
going this way, 1 fairway going this way.
I actually sliced one over the other fairway.
And yeah, I'm like, well, that was kind of bad.
So you could have you could havetook someone out easily.
But yeah, I don't know. It was a good gag.
Good job guys. It was a good.
Gag. It's a great way to end the
show, too. Yeah.

(01:20:07):
All right. So with Beretta up in the
background barking, that'll do it for this episode of Chat
Suey. Let us know what you thought of
the episode. Comment on Spotify or leave a
review on Apple Podcast. And we want to thank Winslow for
hanging out with us today. And also thank you all for
hanging out with us once again, I am Dave Jarry.

(01:20:31):
I'm Garrett Quarter. I'm Casey Moore.
And we are out of here. See you.

(01:21:02):
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