Episode 5 - The Fifth Episode - Chat Suey / Criminal AF

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OK, it's. Beautiful.
Nick, I don't think you want thewater in the picture.
Do you want to take the water? Take the.
Table too. Yeah, take, take, take the
table. Actually, Nick, you know what

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you can do? Put the table back in.
The. Looks better in the picture.
Put the table back, put the water back on top and get rid of
the thing. What's good, all you savages out

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there? And welcome back to another
episode of Chat Suey. I am Dave Jarry.
And I'm Garrett Quarter. And I'm Casey Moore.
And thank you all for joining ustoday.
Before we jump into the debauchery, let's go over a
couple things regarding chat Suey.
What do we do here? We have conversations about
anything, everything and how Garrett's Golf Club still have

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yet to come in. You motherfucker, I showed you
the shipping. It's fake.
You're. Fake.
You're scared. Yeah.
So oftentimes these conversations, they'll include a
lot of cussing, vulgarity and adult content of the sexual
nature. Now if any of this offends you,
then that's a you problem. See you, Yeah.

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While you're there, you can alsoclick on the Contact tab to send
us your mail call questions, rapid fire questions, as well as
your confessions. Confessions.
So I don't know. We'd still haven't found what's
going on with Father. Or Father, where are you?

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Father, where art thou? Where art thou?
Farther. Yeah.
No, Yeah, we still know setting a father or jari.
So confessions will Are you goodto take Strange.
I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm gonna have to.
You're gonna have to fucking twono shows in a row.
Yeah, fired. Yeah, fired.
I told you I drove by the 1st Congressional Chloroform
Cathedral. Yeah, it up.

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Don't board it up, dude. I don't know what's going on.
I was trying. I knocked on the doors.
I I like. I thought Sister Mary was going
to come out. No, no, it's just the lights are
off. It's very strange.
It does not like him. Sister Mary still.
I. Didn't know I went and knocked
on the door. It's just a ghost.
Nothing. Ghost town.
You know, 2 no calls, 2 no call,no shows in a row I mean.

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Terminated. The demons man are they must be
inside him. Yeah, I don't know.
That Pope not getting Pope. Kind of kind of fucking.
It might, it might have. He acted like he was fine.
But. They always had a smile on his
face. Yeah, I don't know.
Strange you. Never know what's going on it.
Didn't strike me as that type ofperson to just flake on us.
Never know what's going on somebody.
Else people need their absolution and he's not here to

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give it so. But yeah, you did put a post out
on Instagram asking anyone to call in if they had anything.
The missing poster. Some people did they?
Yeah, they reached out and one person said that they saw him at
Salvation Mountain down in California.
Yeah. Is that Father Ajari right there

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or? No, it's, it's my doctor
appointment for tomorrow. They're calling you.
But what? What is Salvation Mountain?
It's a it's just a, a place in California.
It's the desert and they have a bunch of mountain like
structures. Yeah.
A Burning Man. Yeah, maybe, Maybe.
Ayahuasca journey, I like it. Maybe smoke in the burning Bush
and you know. Yeah, yeah, do it.

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Little venom. Toad venom.
Somebody said they saw him walking on the Enchanted
Highway. Enchanted Hwy.
Yeah, OK. You know what that is too.
It's in. It's in North Dakota.
Bunch of scrap metal, like made into sculptures and stuff.
So it's just a long road with I guess junk on it.
Oh my goodness, white trash vacations.

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Dude, jump in the fucking the station wagon and go see the
I'm. Surprised this yarn mall around
there. I'm surprised that stuff is
still there because like in our area we have a lot of people who
like basically make their make their money off of scrap crap.
Yeah, taking it. Yeah.
They found him at the Internet. Somebody said they saw him at
the. This one's an interesting one.
They they said they saw him at the International Banana Museum.

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Really. That actually, out of all of the
sightings, that one's spot. On here.
So what I'm getting from this isa lot of sightings in California
and in the in the Midwest. But but the banana museum that
does check out, because he checkout, he whenever he came here,
he always was complaining about how we never had any bananas,
right? Which is crazy, 'cause we could
have gotten bananas. He wanted Evian water and

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bananas. Yeah, that was that was the
writer. Did he like have a potassium
deficiency or just? I don't know, maybe just like
peeling back. A man.
A man of that. Peeling back the skin.
Yeah, a man of that status, you know, Cathedral or he was a
cardinal. Yeah.
Voted on the new Pope. We should have got him some
bananas. Yeah, at the very least, at the
very. Honest.

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Yeah. That's honest, yeah.
Now look at us. We lost him.
Well, you know what? He hasn't been here, so I.
Mean fuck him. I hope nothing, nothing bad
happened, but I mean whatever you know well.
You're going to take over confessions, so.
Yeah, I mean, I'll do it. Well, yeah, if if anybody has
any other actual sightings of Father Ojari, please feel free
to reach out. Let us know.

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We track down every single one that you guys send in for.
If you do see him, tell him I'm pissed.
Not just you, our listeners, everybody.
We're going to have words. So.
All right, well, I guess we'll just go ahead and get this thing
going here. So in today's segment of
Confessions, this person writes,I can't stop thinking about my

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wife's opinion on my O face, right?
Yep. We were recently watching a
comedy together and one of the jokes in it was about a person's
O face during sex. And it being weird, wasn't that
the office space where the guy was like, oh, you're going to
see your O face? And he's like, all right.

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So just as a laugh, I asked whatmine looked like.
And she thought for a moment andsaid you kind of look like
Robert De Niro, but like, when his characters are confused in
movies. That's a little specific.
Yeah. He's like, all right, so this
confused me because you talking to me, I look nothing like you.
Talking to me. You talking to me?

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You talking to me? It's yeah.
So this confused me. Looks like.
You're having a stroke there because.
Because I look nothing like De Niro, but she swore that that's
the look I make. So I found some photos online
and was like Yep, she said this is you, whatever.
So her answer was weirdly, weirdly specific and I've been

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looking at myself in the mirror every day making confused.
Ruin this guy, dude. Just making confused De Niro
faces at myself in the mirror, Right.
And I was. I was writing a letter to a
client at work the other day. I almost sent it to the name
Robert De Niro instead of the client's actual name.

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Oh. This is fucking this guy.
Yeah, dude. So I caught it in the last
moment, didn't send it, whatever.
Now the last time we were together she asked if I was OK
and I said I was a bit distracted and she said this
time my O face looked like an angry Joe Pesci which she said.
Joe Pesci impression. I don't you.
Can't do Joe Pesci. Yay, fucker.

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Motherfucker, that. Was actually pretty that was.
Pretty good. That was pretty good.
That was pretty good. Yeah.
So she's never said that one before.
And yeah, now it's really been playing on my mind and I don't
know what to do. My only hope is one day I don't
do something to make her remind my O face of Ray Liotta.

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Mother's go right down the wholeGoodfellas, you know.
Just that the laugh, you know the meme, that's like when he's
sitting on the fucking table andhe's laughing.
That's your O face. That's that'd be bad that that
really fucked him up. I wonder if she gets excited
when she watch watches Robert Daro or just De Niro movies in
general like Jags 8 thanks like and she just starts to get

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moister than an oyster. Yeah, Oh.
Do you know? What?
No, I was just. Going to say the moister than an
oyster. Sounds crazy, I'm sorry.
My bad, I went a little weird there.
You know what it's like I find very intriguing is that when you
when you converse with people normally throughout the day, you
know what I mean? Do you ever try to figure like

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you ever like look to see what their old face would be?
You ever think it? Does it ever cross your mind?
No. No, no, I've never thought that.
Am I the only ever? Is is that male and female?
No, no, the opposite opposite. OK, so.
Now I've never. No.
Maybe it's just me, but for the past, you know, people I've been

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with, some of them make like theabsolute like fucking hottest.
Yeah, yeah, girls, it doesn't. Yeah, you can even look ugly.
It doesn't matter. Like.
Right. Girl, girl.
Like oh oh. Yeah, girl, old faces are just
like, I don't know, there's something hot about them, but
like a fucking. Dude, they're fucking horrible.

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Even in like even in even in porn, it's like, oh, like when
you. Hear him fucking grunting?
I'm like, oh. Oh yeah, It was like stop, stop.
Stop. Turn it off.
Turn it off. Turn it off.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Sketches me out. Yeah.
So these these are pretty specific O faces.

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I now see now this is going to fuck me up.
Now I'm going to have this conversation tonight.
With your wife for sure. Like actually if she's here by
the time we leave, I'm going to ask her what your O face look
like. We'll bring her down, we'll
throw her on camera. And then next week we'll talk.
We'll, we'll just talk about what your old face looks like.

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No. No, we can.
I just, I've never really thought about that.
Does that. So should we clarify what an O
face is? Do you think everybody knows the
O face? I'm pretty sure everybody.
Knows what an O face is. OK, maybe Casey doesn't.
Casey, do you? See Casey.
Yeah, well, the O face is, for those that don't know, is the
face you make when you orgasm. Yeah.

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Yeah. But you are 100% correct.
I don't think a female has. I don't think girls have a bad O
no. Even if it look, it's like
comically hilarious, it's still in the moment, it's still hot.
Yeah. That's that man ego though, that
you're. Like, yeah, I did that.
Yeah, she could. Be faking the whole time.
Yeah. Right, like there was, I don't

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know, going to specifics, but there was a recent encounter
and. You're seeing Dave's getting
pussy going. On here dude and the old face
that was made like almost did mein.
That was it, Yeah, that's usually that's what does me in
anyway. Yeah, it was like a work of art.

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Exactly what I was saying. Look.
At yeah, I did that, yeah. Meanwhile, if you put a like
camera on it, you'd be like everybody else would be like
what? The yeah, I was like, what?
The he. Was like, yeah.
All right. Anyway, All right.
So, yeah. So that's kind of AI don't know.
That's so, yeah. Everybody at home, Go home and
ask your wife what? Your own faith?

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We might actually start fights. You think so?
Yeah, yeah. Have your significant other
describe your your Ophid. If Robert De Niro.
And let us know, send us in the Yeah, Talk about it on Spotify.
Let's hear it on Spotify or sendit into
youknowcontacttab@chatsuitpodcast.com.I'm just curious because this

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woman had to have been turned onby watching Casino 'cause she
literally named three people in that movie.
Like that's got to be the. Goodfellas.
Or good. Sorry, Goodfellas.
Yeah, it's got to be. It's gotta be, right?
There's gotta be some weird. She must have some, like
fascination with Yeah, yeah, absolutely, for sure, 100%.
She likes wise guys, yeah. Hey, hey, hey.

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All right, let's wrap this one up.
All right, So that'll do it for this segment of Confessions.
Mail call, mail call. All right, you know the rules
for mail call. You send in your questions and
we answer them honestly and truthfully.
No secrets allowed. Could be anything you wanted to
ask. Rapid fire questions, personal
questions. What are what are our deepest
darkest thought, darkest thoughts?

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There we go. Or our hopes and dreams.
Whatever you want to ask, nothing is off limits.
Right. Nothing.
Right. I don't think so.
Yeah. Good.
All right. So what do we have this week,
Casey? Actually we should.
We should push them real quick before we go.
We should push them to ask Caseypersonal question.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No anybody at home.
No, we should have a. Those ones we we may just skip.

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No, you had, we just said honest, truthful and answer
anything. Yeah, nothing is off limits.
I don't know about that. We should just have like AI
don't know if. I Let's try to make Casey as
uncomfortable as we can. Get to know Casey segment.
Let's not. All right, Go ahead all.
Right, what do? We got all right.
Let's see, what order do we wanna do this in?

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Get a producer. Let's do all right.
The one we got first, we'll do last.
Because why not, OK? OK, All right.
So this guy's looking or this? Yes, this guy's looking for
advice. I don't know really where this
belongs, mail, call or confessions, but I need your
guy's help. I'm about to ask my partner to

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marry me this year, but I can't really think of how to make it
as special as it looks in the movies right now.
My best bet is to do it on our trip to Montenegro in September.
We will be there for three days and she has an inkling to what I
want to do, so it does seem likethe perfect place for it.
But how And what should I do to make it the best memory of our

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lives? Help me guys.
Also, I'm not a native English speaker so I'm sorry for any
grammatical errors. Love you guys, keep up with the
good work. All the best from Estonia.
Oh, Estonia. And the guy's name is I'm gonna
butcher this TiVo. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I know. Yeah.
He's, he's on Instagram. OK.
Yep, all right. So he needs advice.
So how to make it special his. Proposal to you go and then I'll
go. To make it special, well, I
would say that to Montenegro is probably good, good spot, right?

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Destination Destination proposal.
Is it possible for one have loved ones go to be?
Present during the proposal. Right now, if the partner has
parents and you know, they have parents and you know, is it

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possible to have them maybe not for the whole trip, just kind of
like whatever. And maybe if you if you can or
can't afford it, whatever, maybeyou could talk them into, hey,
this is what I'm doing and this and it would just be amazing
just to have you guys there. You know what I mean?

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So family as proposal is kind ofstrange though, to me because
it's supposed to be like an intimate thing, even like a, a
somebody waiting with the like aphotographer waiting for the
moment. I don't even agree with that.
I think it's really got to be inthe moment.
Well, yeah, I mean, obviously itis in the moment you can have
everybody. People you kind of like, you're
setting up the. But it's kind of like, you know,
hey, do you want to get married?Yes.
OK yay. I love you.

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And then have everybody come in and be like, Oh my God, I'm so
glad we're here, you know? And they'll be like, hey, mom
and Dad. You got to build up to it,
though. You got to build up.
You got all right, You start. Like for instance, I'll go New
York. Right.
Perfect proposal in New York. Top of Empire State Building.

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We're going, we're cooking, right?
That's in the movie. Start off full day, normal day.
We're going to go to New York. We're going to go shop.
No inclination that you're goingto get proposed to, right?
You start off breakfast at a diner somewhere in the city.
Boom. Take her to Macy's.
Take her shopping all day. Let her go go crazy.
The M&M store. Yep, have have a fun touristy
New York trip. Boom pizza, pizza for lunch,

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maybe a Broadway play boom, no inclination.
Nice fun New York trip. Upstate Empire State Building,
top Empire State Building propose boom.
Beautiful view as it's getting dark.
So the lights come on, you come down, go to Pier 31, helicopter
ride around the city. After the proposal, boom lights
of the city come down. You can't beat it.

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OK, it's it is peak. However, he's from Estonia.
I'm just saying, I'm just sayingthat is that is that's where you
want to go. There's something about.
I don't think you could pull offa successful proposal in New
York City. There's too many people.
There's too much noise and garbage.
Yes, but there's that's what's beautiful about it.

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You'd like, you wouldn't, you wouldn't even be able to get the
words out there. There'd be some, you know,
explosion or sirens would be going to.
Skywalking with the hospital booties on like.
Somebody standing right next to you.
You you remember when we were inNew York for.
The concert for the concert. There was a guy.
Screaming in the middle of the road.
He was all bloody. He looked like he just got.

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Into a brawl, scrapes on him andopen sores.
Yeah. And when he get that's.
What's beautiful about? When you get down on one knee,
you got that guy in the fucking,the meth leaning, just fucking.
He's folded over. Halfway.
Staring at the sky. That's how romantic.
That's great. I don't know.
My my mine would be family, huh?See if you could have like at

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least parents if you have your parents.
I'm all for a destination wedding and having your loved
ones and stuff like. That I don't know.
I mean like when my when my son proposed to, you know, his wife.
What was it Christmas morning? No, I was on the beach.

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My my other son was there and she had, I believe her sister,
you know, So they were there, which was ended up being their
best man in maid of honor. So it made it made, as far as
you know for them. It made it a little bit more
special, I guess, just having people you love there.
My recommendation is build up toit.

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Make it like a normal day. Have no inclination that you're
she's going to get. Proposed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like.
When you're like, hey, where areyour best address?
We got dinner at fucking. Like, come on.
There's something about like when you watch videos of people
proposing to people and like there's all the strangers are
watching you and there's like a crowd that wraps around you.
Like, did she say yes? And then, you know, she says no.

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And then I saw yeah, yeah. Hopefully he doesn't have to
deal with that. But right then, a dramatic storm
off. Why'd you embarrass me?
Right. Oh that's cringe.
Oh that would hurt so bad. OK, it's supposed to be a happy.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, let's not.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
No, buddy, she's gonna be. It's gonna go great.
Yeah, Montenegro's beautiful. Yeah.

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On the beach. It's gonna go off without a
hitch. Yeah, just put the ring in like
some food, you know, the typical.
No, that's. Corny, that's.
Corny in the wine glass or whatever.
And. They bury it in the sand and
pretend like you're gonna like sand castles or whatever, and
while you scoop it up you're like, what's good?
Not bad, not bad, not bad. Yeah.

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So I don't know. That's my suggestion.
Yeah, mine's. He's saying family, I'm saying.
You're saying fly to New York and.
Listen, that I'm telling you, you'll get her.
You come down off of the Empire State Building, right?
Right when it gets dusk, right when the lights start turning on
the city, right? You just propose to her up at up
looking over the city and then boom, right onto a fucking

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helicopter ride around. Yeah.
Come on. I mean, it's really expensive to
go up to the observation. Center.
He's going to Montenegro. I'm just saying he's.
Going to Montenegro like let's. Yeah.
Montenegro does sound beautiful.It is it is beautiful.
You can you same principle over there, but build up to it.
So thank you. Thank you very much for writing
in. And I hope we kind of gave you,

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gave you some, I don't know, something to make it a little
bit more special. Yeah.
Yeah, it was solid advice, guys.That is.
All right, well, hopefully that was some good advice for him and
I hope he has a successful proposal and all goes on the
wedding. I hope the wedding goes well
too, you know. Well, and if you can't, if you
do the proposal in Montenegro, maybe you can have the wedding

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in New York. There you go, on top of the
Empire State. On top of the Empire State.
Well, no, you don't want to havea wedding in New York.
What's the difference? No.
No, no. No.
They have some great venues in New York.
In the city. You could do it in Central Park.
Dude where I went. Do it in Central Park Long
Island, right as it turns dark. The Hamptons.
And invite the people. You don't want to be in Central

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Park? No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.
Well. That's where you if we don't, if
we don't hear from you, you know, before I check.
In I want to see how it goes in and detail us in the description
of a. House give you a pre emptive.
Congratulations to you and your partner.
So what we got next? All right, so our next one is
from Warlander. Warlander.

(22:46):
Warlander. They just wanted to say a huge
thank you for keeping me sane. I've had a very difficult nine
months, including yet another incident of domestic violence
with my ex-spouse on the weekend.
Jesus fucking Christ, holy fuck.I've been very, I've been upset
in distress and dealing with thepolice and various other

(23:07):
agencies over the weekend. It's been incredibly stressful,
but I but just wanted to say bigthank you across the many, many
miles. I started listening to an old
episode and then a couple more today, including the latest chat
Chat Sui when I was struggling to cope.
You guys totally lifted my mood.I love you and you're awesome.
Keep up the good work. XXXX.

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Wow. Yeah, well, First off, wow.
That's I'm. Sorry that you're experiencing
this. Nobody should have to go through
that. No, I mean, wow, what do you got

(23:49):
carried out? I'm kind of speechless on this
one. First off, thank you for the
yeah, we appreciate it. I'm glad that we're helping you
out, but I'm sorry about that. That's.
Yeah. That's a shitty situation.
Yeah, nobody, nobody should haveto deal with any of that fucking
bullshit. Yeah, I literally just, I just
went, I went to court with my sister 2 days ago over this to

(24:11):
help support her in a domestic case.
Yeah, no. Bueno.
And I will, I will say this and,and not to take away or, or
whatever, but comments like thatis why we, we do this.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
Because believe me a a bad comment Dave implodes so.

(24:35):
So it's nice to get a good. One, but it's kind of, yeah,
it's kind of like it. It hits right in the fields
knowing that all the time and effort and yeah.
Even one person, like if we helpout one person, it's worth doing
the. Podcast, you know, because, you
know, we come here and you know,we do this because we enjoy it
and we have a good time and everything like that.
And to put it out there, you know, to put ourselves out

(24:58):
there, it's kind of, you know, we're in we're in a vulnerable,
vulnerable situation, you know what I mean?
Because we're kind of exposing ourselves some of our private
moments, you know, that we talk about and stuff like that.
And just to know that there's people out there who can kind of
like get, you know what, what amI looking for?

(25:19):
I mean, it's a, it's a type of escapism, right?
Like you're, you're going through something bad and you
and I, I imagine when you're really stressed out and you just
have the worst news that life can give you that your mind is
just racing with all the stuffs and all the what ifs and you
just want it over with. And if there's anything that can

(25:40):
get you to just stop that for anhour or two, like that's, that's
like huge. And I think a lot of people when
they're going through something like they, they look for stuff
like that. And it's really cool that
there's somebody who finds that in the show.
Like it's a way to just kind of turn all that off for a couple

(26:01):
hours and and think about all the random nonsense that we talk
about, you know, it's kind of cool.
Yeah, we do go off on little tangents here and there.
You know, we go from what? What was it?
The last episode we did was we're talking about Burger King
fucking burgers and. Colonoscopy.
The split second we're talking about, yeah.

(26:24):
And it's just like. Yeah, that we're also doing this
for the love of the game too. Like, like you said, we're not.
This is as much as we joke aboutthe the 17 producers, the marble
floors. This is a makeshift operation
here. You show up because of the love
of it and it's appreciated that somebody it's, it's helping
someone, even one person makes it worth it for sure.

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So I, I hope whatever is going on in your, in your personal
life vastly improves and this piece of shit who's doing this
to you either dies or gets arrested or whatever.
Because, yeah, no one should have to live their lives in fear

(27:07):
and in, you know, stress every day that something bad's going
to happen to them. You know what I mean?
The No one should live their life that way.
Yeah, you're worth it. You're worthy, absolutely.
And I always think about that. 100%, And we love you too,
Warlander. Absolutely.
Thank you. All right.
Wow, that wasn't. Yeah, that was touching.
Yeah, yeah. When that came in and I read it,

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I was like, wow, this is gonna be a good one.
Yeah. And I got you guys going a
little bit. Yeah, I thought it was gonna.
I thought, yeah, 'cause you're like, Oh my God, I'm not telling
you anything. I want your live reaction.
And considering like, what was it?
The last couple of ones we were talking about Casey Anthony.
And yeah, I thought it was like somebody gonna like, try to
start a pot a little bit. I'm like, all right, here we go.

(27:51):
I was ready to. I was ready to go.
I thought for sure it was a bad company when he when he said,
hey, I got a, we got a mail, a good mail quality.
Wait, though. Yeah, you had us going a little
bit, but yeah, that was a good one.
I mean. Not a good.
One, yeah, it's good, but. Yeah, yeah.
Hope everything works out for you.
Thank you. All right, All right.
Ready. Yeah, Yep.
Charlie Horse writes. Charlie Horse.

(28:12):
OK Yep, I watched last week's episode and I love the rapid
fire Malco segment. That wasn't even close to rapid
fire. Yeah, there it is.
You guys really crack me up and the spirit of your personality
is what's 1 fun fact about you? One fun fact.
Poof. I don't know I I don't know
what's fun. I don't know what's fun about

(28:32):
me. What fun fact?
How, how? How about we do this?
You say a fun fact about me and I'll say something about you.
Does that mean he has to go first?
Yeah, fun fact about Dave there.But that here's the thing.
Like it's, it's, it's hard to pick like one personality trait

(28:55):
that is the fun 'cause you are. This is gonna sound like I'm
fucking glazing your ass right now.
Hey, I'm ready to be glazed. I, I it's not a fun fact.
It's more of the fact that I canpromise you at a get together, a
party and outing, karaoke, trivia night, whatever situation

(29:18):
that you're going to have some drinks and hang out and just
you're down for a good time. Dave is always the number one
choice for anyway because you'regoing to fill the room up with
fucking laughter and that booming voice.
I'm telling you, this man has been at a bar at trivia.
Just dude. Dude.
That sounds like glaze. But I think your ability to pump

(29:40):
fun into a room and even in a not so shit like in a shitty
situation is always worth it. That's a fun fact about Dave.
Well. Thank you.
I don't. I don't have anything for you.
We got to do Casey too, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
All right, go ahead. I would say a fun fact about
Garrett, and I don't know if it's like a secret because we

(30:04):
see it every time we do a show. Garrett has the gift of just
coming up with whatever off the top of his head the the dude is
filled with useless fucking facts.
One liners and useless flags maybe?
But he can. He can take a useless fact and

(30:24):
make it useful. You know what I mean?
Even. If I have no clue what I'm
talking about, I'll pretend likeI do too.
Right, right that. That's the that's the thing
about you. Yeah, you have, you have a sense
of confidence. Yeah.
That is that you shouldn't have.No, Yeah, that's it.
It is a skill. 100% true. Right.
And secondly, that regardless ofthe persona and whatever you see

(30:48):
on camera or, or in the podcast or whatever, like I have to say,
and this goes for you and Kelly as well, like you 2 are like the
storybook fucking parents to your kids, you know what I mean?
And like, just just being, you know, on the outside looking in,

(31:10):
like your kids are blessed to have the both of you.
I think so. Yeah, for sure.
Especially no I'm. Talking.
About that, yeah, I think you'reright.
That's one thing I see it with, you know, the kid, when the
other kids come over and I see their family situations and all
the other stuff all like, there's a lot of this up
situations right now. Yeah, homes and all that stuff.

(31:31):
Kids are blessed and they don't even know it.
Little assholes. Yeah, one day they will.
But yeah, I mean like, cuz like,you know, you kind of like put
off like this, like man, whatever, I don't care.
You know, they kind of like think, you know what I mean?
Where you just kind of like, youknow, you don't what am I
looking for? You don't sell yourself as you

(31:53):
know, perfect, right? No, not at all.
But when it comes to the kids, you guys fucking nail it like.
On the head, I'll give Kelly waymore credit than myself.
Yeah. But anyways, yeah.
Yeah, there you go. Couple couple fun facts.
I'll say you can sleep anywhere at any time without a doubt and.

(32:14):
Without a doubt. And Jarry, like you, well, for
one, you've you've definitely like cobbled this whole thing
together. So I don't know that's that's
got to say something about you that you managed to not only do
this whole show, but like bring other people into it and and

(32:38):
keep it going. Like.
No matter what, like even if it was just you, you were, you're,
you know, so you have, you have,you have very good networking
skills. Networking, I think.
OK. Yeah, drive too, bud.
You're trying. To escape the matrix.
Dude, you're trying to red pill out baby.
That's right. You got to build something, you
know You don't want to be fucking doing what we're doing
fucking the rest of your life. Yeah, you're also like, it's

(33:00):
fun, you know, to brainstorm andimagine like whatever the
project is, you know, and just sit down.
Like you, you pop in, I don't know where you'll sit down.
And we will just throw everything, all the ideas at the
wall and we'll just see what sticks.
And there's something about being able to like, talk to

(33:22):
somebody about that 'cause you're like, you're interested
in it. And, you know, that just kind of
feeds the whole thing. And 'cause, you know, sometimes
when you talk to somebody and they're like, they're like,
pretend you can tell. They're pretending like they're
just listening to be polite withyou.
It's, it's not like that. It's like, OK, I I feel like I
can say whatever and you'll be receptive to it, even if it's a
silly idea. Until he's bored, until he's

(33:42):
bored, and then he's like, all right, I'm fucking done with
this conversation. Yeah, I have had it where, you
know, I'm talking about something boring like politics,
and you'll be sitting across from me and I'll just keep going
and your eyes will start to rollback in your head.
Yeah, whatever. I but I won't stop talking.
I'll just keep pretending like you're listening and whatever.
But yeah, we'll do I'll. Do Casey 100% Casey is the to if

(34:06):
you need anything about any aspect of life. 4 O1 KS fucking
political like anything it's that guy will literally go into
a 2 hour conversation detailed and explain to you like a
toddler needs to be explained toabout anything in life.
One of the smartest people I know and if I won a billion
dollar I've always said he'd be my money manager if I I had

(34:30):
$1,000,000. Right.
Enough with this glaze session fucking.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know if these were like fun facts, I
think. We're yeah, we're just.
They're very broad, but like, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, but. Yeah, fun facts.
I feel like the the, the question was like, you know, are
you ambidextrous or, you know, like.
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Fun fact about Dave, he likes to
wear. Like like Dave's left-handed, if

(34:52):
you didn't know. Hey, yeah.
Fun fact about Dave, He's left-handed and he likes to wear
women's bathrobes with no pants on.
What do you get? Struck and then walk around with
his balls hanging out? Fun fact, There's a good fun
fact. Oh my God that was fucking
hilarious. Yeah, Did we ever talk?

(35:14):
About that story. I probably on probably on the
other podcast, yeah, to have. I mean, that was, yeah, that was
a good one. That was a good.
I wasn't here for that. Yeah, thank goodness.
Yeah, well, I'm just going to tell them anyway for anybody.
So we're having a party here at Garrett's house, and someone
thought it would be a good idea because I was like standing next

(35:35):
to the pool. Someone thought it would be a
good idea to push me into the pool with all my shit like my
phone, my wallet, all my clothes, my sneaker, everything.
So that kind of like pissed me off a little bit.
But anyway, I was fucking soaking wet and I didn't have a
change of clothes or nothing so I'm feeling fucking nice like.
Nice, nice. You're about 8 long islands,

(35:57):
Yeah, Fishers islands in right? Yeah, I was feeling pretty good.
So then Kelly had like a bathrobe.
And not a bathrobe like a like amini.
Like a kimono. Like a?
Yeah, like a. Kimono.
Whatever they're called. Like like remember in Wolf of
Wall Street when she comes out, it's like, it was like one of

(36:18):
those like a like a satin. Esque so yeah, so I'm take off
all my clothes and everything and I throw them in the dryer
and I come out of the the laundry room and I got Kelly's
fucking. Kimona.
Kimona fucking on right so I'm just gonna stand right in front
of the camera here. I don't know if you can see it,
but all right, so basically as Igot this thing wrapped on my

(36:43):
leg, so it came up came up to about right here, right right
there. So I'm, I'm standing there and
I'm like drunk and I'm like. And then he sits down on the
now. Pitcher, it goes to like right
here, right below my nut sack, right.
I have nothing on. So Garrett has a sofa chair in

(37:05):
his living room and I go to sit down in a sofa chair and I'm
just like. And then you proceeded to fall
asleep. And I fell asleep.
While everybody's walking. Everybody's, everybody's walking
by and I'm just like, with my fucking shit hanging out of the
fucking room. Oh my God, it was fucking

(37:26):
hilarious. Harry didn't tuck him in.
And then? Going.
Near that guy at that point. And then the hell.
Kelly comes over, she's like. If you're looking at ball sack,
I'm not going near it like I'm just we laughed.
We laughed for days. Kelly comes over.
She's like, sorry, sorry. I'm like what?
She's like go in Grayson's bed And I'm like, what?

(37:48):
She's like, go, go, go in Grayson's, come on, go.
And I'm like, OK. So.
That was a good time, all right.We just left them hanging there.
Yeah, it's for the memes, right?It's for the, it's for the
culture. Oh, I thought you meant
literally hanging you. Tuck it up, put it in your

(38:09):
waistband real quick. Right.
Could have thrown me a pillow. Put a pillow on my.
Sorry, it was too good, too goodto not cover up.
So, yeah, all right, That was a fun fact.
Yeah, we. Handled that.
Yeah, we. Probably have to really think
about fun facts. Right.
Yeah, fun facts. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
I don't know. I was molested.

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Is that a fun fact? No, for now, see.
What real dark right now? One out of three.
All right, what about Do we got anything else?
No, that's that's all we got forfor this week for alcohol.
That was. Pretty good, we had a positive
comment. Oh dude, that was.

(38:50):
That was nice. The proposal one and then fun
facts. Fun facts, Yeah, Yeah.
That was that was a pretty good segment.
I like that. Thank you all for writing in.
And yeah, to send in your questions, you can e-mail us at
Casey at DGC Media dot LLC or goto chatsueypodcast.com and click

(39:10):
on the contact tab. So to continue this going
forward here, I want to incorporate a little of the
criminal AF vibe into the show. And what better subject to
discuss at the moment than the human Astroglide factory
currently on trial. And yes, I am talking about Sean

(39:31):
Combs or Puff Daddy or P Diddy or a Love or whoever he's
feeling like in between these indictments.
Yeah, that's that's psychopathicbehavior right there.
All right, so his federal trial kicked off on May 5th in

(39:53):
Manhattan. And let me tell you, it is not
your average courtroom drama. This thing has everything, has
sex trafficking, has racketeering, emotional
manipulation, and it has arson. It's like law and Order and love
and hip hop had a deeply traumatized baby.
That's such a good analogy. So.
So here's what's going down so far.

(40:13):
First up, Cassie Ventura, right?There's Diddy's ex who's also
just from down the road here in New London, CT.
She went to Williams school until her graduation.
My really good friends was best friends with her growing up.
Yeah. Yeah, she visited one of our
nightclubs in Waterford once shepopped in.

(40:36):
I actually didn't know who she was.
Was she like Cassie then or? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we got like like a little bit of a heads up that
she was coming in or something. And I don't, I don't even know
what she's known for. Like I don't know what songs she
has. Really only one song, but yeah.
Yeah. But anyway, yeah.
Like that also goes back to the trial.

(40:57):
We'll get into that. The fact that she didn't put out
any music. Yeah, so she popped in and I, I
didn't even see her. I don't think she was there very
long. She just kind of popped in and
left. OK, Yeah.
Yeah, so Cassie, she got on the stand and basically read Diddy
for absolute filth. According to her, their decade
long relationship was a horror movie complete with physical

(41:18):
abuse, threats, emotional control, and something he
apparently referred to as freak offs.
Now, if you're wondering what a freak off is, sounds something
like you'd find on the itineraryof a Vegas bachelor party.
But this? Was freak off?
Freak off. But this was just a slightly

(41:38):
darker Cassie says Diddy druggedher with ketamine and GHB to
force her into these wild group sex situations, which included
fucking male escorts while Diddywatched in his cock chair.
Now I heard a story. I don't know how true this is,
but I guess like he had her fucking one of these escorts and

(42:02):
I guess the escort is going to get really fucking gross.
But I guess the escort came and then Diddy wanted the guy's love
juice wiped on his body. Yeah, on Diddy.
'S body that was She testified that in the second day that that

(42:23):
was one of the things that he liked and but but he couldn't be
in the same room as her, like, as the escort.
So like the escort would finish on her and then they would go to
another room together and then she would like rub it off of her
and then like give him a back massage with it.
Yeah, but it's, it's interestingto me that he wouldn't let the

(42:46):
the escort see that. Do you know what I mean?
Like it's, it's a very closeted mindset in my opinion.
Like he's so like he's ashamed of being.
I don't know, it's a weird. It's weird.
Keep going. Yeah.
All right. So yeah.
That is confirmed. Well, she testified that that
happened. All right, so if she tried to

(43:07):
push back on any of these activities, he would allegedly
threaten to leak explicit, explicit videos of her actions.
Now, that's not a relationship. That's a psychological warfare
with. It's all about the Benjamins
blasting on loop in the background.
You're on one today, dude. You're on one.

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And backing up her claims is Deonte Nash, Diddy's former
stylist. He testified that he personally
saw Diddy drug drag Cassie by the hair and slam her head into
a bed frame, drawing blood from her head.
Also, he says Diddy choked him out just for hanging out with
Cassie, Which according to my notes I it's not in the job

(43:52):
description of being stylist so I don't know.
But wait, we're not done. Enter Kid Cudi.
Yes, day and night, Kid Cudi. Night.
He showed up in court like, hey,remember that time in 2012 when

(44:16):
my car randomly exploded? Yeah, So According to him, that
wasn't random. That was Diddy allegedly
throwing a Molotov cocktail tantrum after finding out that
Kid Cudi and Cassie were bumpinguglies.
Well, somebody else did, but yeah, it was sent by Diddy.
You know what's crazy? He testified that when he broke
into his house after the situation, when he found out

(44:38):
that Kid Cudi was like messing around with Cassie, broke into
his house while he wasn't home. Like so Kid Cudi droves back
once he realized that Diddy was in his house, put his dog in the
closet. Like, you know, like basically
shoved the dog in the closet, opened all his family's
Christmas presents. And then when he walked in the

(45:00):
door, Diddy was standing there looking out the window like
looking out the California, likethe Calabasas skyline with his
hands behind his back. And then slowly turned to him
and said, well, thank you for joining me.
He said he he's exactly. In his own house.
In his own house, the exact quote that Kid Cudi said in the
trial was he looked like a a Bond villain and I could just

(45:24):
see that it's fucking dude is nuts dude.
Or he said a super villain. I think it was.
He looked like a super, an actual super villain.
That's fucking weird. Yeah, who?
Opens the fucking kids birthday presents.
What is that's? That's crazy.
I don't know, the more I hear about this just do needs to not
be here anymore. Yeah, I think years of drug use

(45:47):
because like, that's what they would do.
They'd be on Molly and shit likethat just fried his brain and.
Since and since Casey likes conspiracy theories, I I I
believe that he may have had something to do with Bo GS death
as well. I 100% think so, especially if
you looked at Bad Boy Entertainment at that time.
Biggie was getting way bigger than any of them.

(46:08):
Biggie was becoming the biggest rapper of all time at that
point. And his contract was coming up
and there was talk about him leaving.
It's never been stated, but everybody knew behind doors that
he was going to leave Bad boy, and I think Diddy fucking lost
his mind about that. And I don't know if he didn't
pull the trigger, but he was just he he was associated in.

(46:29):
Well, yeah, because his death they're riding in separate cars
and also the kind of Yeah it. Was 100% I think so.
And he comes out with I'll be missing.
Another completely so like sociopathic thing after if if he
did have something to do with it, then you come out with a hit
song about his death. It's like being a mobster.
That they play at funerals and shit like that.

(46:51):
Yeah, it's like being a mobster and killing one of your
associates and then going to thefuneral and and hugging his
wife. This is also a great question.
Can you separate the art from the artist?
Because to this day I will always bump some Michael Jackson
songs. I love R Kelly's music, I love
like a little you remind me of your Jeep.

(47:12):
And then now do we not get to listen to Diddy?
I fucking hated Diddy. 'S what does he have some good?
Songs like what does he have formusic?
No. Stuff like no.
Does he have anything? Like you basically just said it.
He's more of a producer. BIG, but he.
Has some. Biggie Smalls notorious BIG was
bad boy. I feel like he'll.
Oh, without a doubt I don't. Like I know by looking at me you

(47:34):
probably are like if you saw himon the street, like this guy
knows. He knows his.
He knows. His culture, but shocking to the
audience. I don't actually know much of
anything about it, but. Which is one of the few things
you probably don't know. But I feel like, you know, not
not knowing a lot about his history that he'll he'll be

(47:55):
somebody that's probably known for being a producer of like or
it's. Definitely.
Discovering talent, right? It sounds like so, yeah.
I don't know, Like, I don't even.
I don't even know if I could name AP Diddy Song.
We just did. We just did.
I'll be missing you. Oh, he did that one.

(48:15):
Yeah. OK, missing.
Is that like there's eighth Evans?
All right, Yeah. Yeah.
No, you're right, there's not a lot of bangers from P Diddy but.
No, when was the last time you took put on AP Diddy song or
whatever? No, not never.
Every single, every single song that he's wrapped on is absolute
fucking garbage. Yeah.

(48:35):
And I will say that. And he's.
He's he's actually ruined Notorious BIG songs by coming
on, doing his stupid voice in the background.
Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah.
Good. Yeah, like, shut the fuck up.
You just ruined the song, you piece of shit.
Yeah, I never, ever, ever, ever,ever.
But like you said, discovering people, that's exactly how

(48:57):
Cassie got kind of trapped in this, like, weird relationship.
Well, he he didn't even like discover her.
No, her song was already the B&Uwas already going crazy.
But. Somebody, some her, her manager
or or whatever from her record company that she was with, yeah,
Said reached out to Diddy and belike, hey, can you mold there?

(49:18):
Can you we collaborate and kind of get?
The Justin Bieber camp. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kind of thing. And then, yeah, that was
fucking. I don't know why you'd want to
have somebody murdered just because they're leaving your
your label. Like to me.
Well, if I was somebody who discovered somebody and they
wanted to, you know, branch out on their own, I'm still going to

(49:38):
be associated with that person and it's still going to be all
positive. But The thing is.
He. Already been proven that he's a
absolute psychopath. Right.
And we need to like go back to that time because during that
time they're basically 2 main record companies that were in
the rap game, right? There was Death Row and then
there was Bad Boy. And the only reason Bad Boy was

(50:00):
even remotely relevant was because of BIG.
They had no other major artists maybe.
Death row had. Maybe Faith Evans, you know, but
but death row had suck and Dre Snoop Dogg.
They they had like Tupac. They had all these fucking
people right. So if BIG left bad boy, that

(50:22):
would have been the end of it. That would have been the end of
him. At that point, so you.
Kill him and. And you.
You. Make.
Profit in songs and and money off of his.
I'm not going. I'm not going that far.
I think he. Just, I mean, there's truth to
that and. Like I think he just got very
upset and betrayed and and went a little too far.
Like I said, I didn't think he should, but I think it was
associated that like. Do you think that the Do you

(50:45):
think, alright, somebody obviously committed the crime
and murdered him and there was probably communications with
people that to do that? Do you think those people are
still out there, and do you think that they'll come forward
if his whole empire collapses and he can no longer offer?
Maybe. Maybe, yeah, but then that

(51:08):
indicts those people. Those people.
So why even you still get accessory to murder?
Look at the one who just you. Still got to be quiet.
Look at the one who just got indicted for a Tupac murder.
Yeah, yeah. He came out and said straight
up. Eventually just came out and
said it, yeah. But we don't.
That's not 100% confirmed. And there's also a conspiracy B

(51:30):
to that whole thing too, is thatDiddy paid these guys to kill
Tupac and when Diddy didn't? East Coast West Coast beef look
real. And then when Diddy didn't pay
them what they were supposed to be paid, they retaliated by.
Killing POC. Often caught Biggie, Yeah.
To take out his his his breadwinner.

(51:50):
Yep. Yeah.
So that that's there's. There's a lot of.
There's a couple, couple different conspiracies, yeah.
And. So there was a lot of money
you're. Right here on Chatsu, there's.
A lot of money being made in thein those in the 90s there for
rap. Rap was fucking huge.
Yeah. All right.
So back to the story. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, and back back to Cassie, what I was saying, it makes
sense when you said that he discovers people because that's

(52:12):
how she was kind of like she felt like her career couldn't go
any farther unless she stayed with this guy and all this
stuff. And then on top of it, she was a
great, I wouldn't say she's not a great like she was in a she
was in an Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey type of deal, but she
could make good music and that he would never let her put music

(52:33):
out. It was all of a controlling
thing from the beginning. Like she would be like, oh,
we'll record that today. Like she would always add in the
text messages. You can see in the the testimony
how bad she wanted to just get in the studio, do things.
And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get there.
But first go get 6 bottles of baby oil and meet me.
And I'm bringing the Punisher over tonight and she's like.

(52:54):
OK. But a lot of people are up in
arms because some of the text messages, it sounded like she
was into it, too. Yeah.
And that's where. People are like, well, see, she
wanted to. Yeah, well there was another
thing I was I caught during a trial is that while she was
dating her now husband. Yeah.

(53:17):
She was having sex with Diddy while she was on the phone with
her soon to be husband. Yeah, there was a couple
situations like. That right.
So that kind of like, like you said, draws the question like
you know. Was she into it and all that?
Stuff how complicit, yeah, but you know what it it's kind of
like what do they call that syndrome?

(53:37):
The. Like Stockholm?
Stockholm Syndrome. We, we, we, you're just, you
don't know anything other than being physically, emotionally,
you know what I mean? Yeah.
Kid Kid Cudi in his testimony said the very similar thing
about that like they were she was afraid of him.
She was nervous she would call him for help.

(53:58):
He took her to the apartment which or his a hotel for like he
stayed with her in a hotel for like 5 days to get her away from
Diddy. And that's when that whole house
things happened that I was talking about and he showed up
and like, hey, we got to talk and they met at a mutual spot
somewhere in like the Beverly Hills hotel or whatever.
And she walked in with him and he was like, what the fuck?

(54:21):
So it didn't, that also didn't help to the grand scheme of the,
the, the people saying that she was OK with this.
It's a money grab. You know, there's like it's
there's 2 split camps, so. After being close with someone
who experienced a relationship similar to this, minus the 800

(54:43):
dildos and the 500 gallons of fucking Astroglide.
And the Punishers? And the Punishers.
But as far as like the physical and emotional abuse, it takes a
lot, you know, being on the outside looking in, it takes a
lot to get that person out of that situation.
Oh yeah, that's why. Because they don't know how

(55:09):
that's all they know, right? They've been conditioned that.
So now this is what they expect,you know, as far as like being
their life to be or, or in a relationship or something like
that, you know what I mean? It takes a lot to rewire the
brain to to think otherwise, youknow what I mean?
So for. Sure, yeah.
All right, so along with this story, you know, we got to have

(55:31):
a little subplot. And Denny Diddy's former
assistant, Capricorn Clark, testified that she was kidnapped
at gunpoint by Diddy so he couldgo confront Kid Cudi.
Supposedly Diddy said we are going to go kill him.
Now that, that seems, that sounds like someone who's

(55:51):
displaying some mentally stable behaviour, don't you think?
But who am I don't know. I'm not.
I'm not an expert here. Now Diddy's legal team is doing
what legal teams do, trying to throw everything at the wall to
see what sticks. And they asked for a mistrial
and they got denied. They're saying that the
encounters were consensual and that all of this is just a money

(56:13):
grab, as Garrett said. Meanwhile, Diddy is currently
Diddy Bopping in Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center.
The Diddy Bop was the. Trial continues, it won't stop.
Alright, sorry, keep going. It's expected to go through July
and if things keep escalating I'm honestly afraid it's going

(56:35):
to end up as a live net Netflix special.
It's there's already like 3 and it's not even done.
That's why I hate that. So yeah, so Puff Daddy is in
court facing some of the most serious accusations you can
imagine, and we're all watching the whole bad boy empire crack
like it's the season finale of Succession, but with less HBO

(56:55):
Polish and more what an actual fuck is going on here?
So yeah, anything. So also Casey, can you bring up
go on a bring up the clip of P Diddy at the Halloween party?
I just want to show you that this man is not fucking holiday
joke type in P Diddy Joker Halloween.

(57:15):
It'll come up right away. This man is mentally like at
this point. And this was only a this was
last Halloween, I think. I'm pretty sure it was last
Halloween. What?
That's him. Yeah.
Wait. All right, hang on.
Do him when he's in the streets trying to fight everybody.
There's one of him in a cop car.Let me see hang.
On there, Hang on, you can just.Pull it up because I'm, I'm
telling you like, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's a video though.

(57:39):
It was a video. YouTube.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's he's because he gets in
like 3 confrontations with people and he's trying to fight
everybody. Hang on, great costume.
He's always, he'd always go crazy on Halloween.
Well, it seems like he would go crazy year round, but.
But I when I'm watching that it's Molly 100%.
That dude is mollyed out of his mind.
Well, they found like a shit tonof fucking drugs.

(58:00):
Well, that's what he'd. Do he'd doper up on like they'd
just do Molly and just start fucking and it's that's alone
can be a like a a psychological like stimulant to convince, you
know what I mean? Yeah.
The poor, I mean. I'm on Cassie's side because you
can tell in the text messages sometimes she doesn't want to do
this. Sorry, that's that's that's

(58:22):
playing. Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm good. That's it.
That's him, right? Yeah.
Yeah, the fight is, that's what I was.
I was looking for the fight, butthat's that's how it started.

(58:44):
Oh, there's a fight one. Yeah, he was like trying to like
fight somebody. I think it was 50 or something.
Somebody like somebody had confrontation with him at that
party and he was in the streets of New York just fucking talking
about how he's going to kill everybody and all this other
stuff. But.
Typical sane behavior. No, I mean, it's a Halloween
party. I don't know, I'm I'm I'm

(59:07):
definitely team Cassidy on this,this this whole thing.
I've seen the text messages where she you can tell that
she's trying to like redirect a lot to him and you can just see
the controlling aspect of what he was doing from the beginning.
And I feel bad because she actually probably would have
been a huge artist. She was like, it's just she got
introduced that how I'm not sure.

(59:27):
I don't know the age. I want to say 18 to Diddy 1819.
She was young. He he did it the clown too.
Yeah, he did it. Like 6 years ago.
He was doing the he was doing the ditty bop in the in the
Pennywise. I see.
I know this video of it. Yeah, I can even.
Yeah, play. Show it.

(59:48):
Hey. The ditty bop, didn't he?
You know, he had a crazy freak off that night.
Oh yeah, for sure. He's like, let me wear the mask,
babe. What?

(01:00:12):
The fuck though 5. 4/3 two and then he had sex with.
All of them and. All the boys now see I I do find
an. Interesting thing at the in the
back there you see that? Wait, his little pants on.
I don't know. Yeah, no pants.

(01:00:33):
Oh oh, it's a Titan. Second Titan.
It's. A colossal colossal Titan.
Yeah, random nerd knowledge, sorry.
I just, I saw it and I was like,oh, that's.
Also, I think it's funny that atthe beginning of this, when he
first got arrested, everybody's like, you know, like the red
pillars were like it's gonna this is gonna bring down the
elite. There's there is these great,

(01:00:54):
like all the celebrities. Ellen DeGeneres was getting
fucked in the ass and like it was wild, remember?
And then now you just find out after all the court docs are
just like, oh, it's just a couple that was into some
fucking weird shit. Like, of course, the domestic
abuse and the the controlling this and this sex trafficking.
I'm saying that with quotes because it was it was cross
lines of Cassie, But other than that, there's nothing that

(01:01:18):
insane. Do you know what I mean?
Besides, we finding out that thethe.
He likes to get rubbed down withother people.
'S shoes, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's originally when this
happened, we thought that. Hollywood was going to get
taken. Down and it's like like
everybody was having weird sex orgies and it really wasn't it
was just him and like his girl with escorts.

(01:01:39):
I don't know, I. Have the I Have the Fight video,
it was with Jay Ferguson. I think so, yeah.
So. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Leave that out.
Leave it on the page. Oh, he's drugged.

(01:02:09):
Obvious. That's.
What I mean, it's Molly you. Don't like me?
You fucking get to it, bitch. Fucking play with me on
Halloween. I'm down here with love, *** You
want to have love? It's without the *** What's up?
Fucking come on. And I'll push your shit.
Nah, I keep it. Feeling pussy.
Make sure you don't know. Talk to me like that, *** Yeah,

(01:02:31):
they're all fucking. I love how people can just sit
there and talk all this fucking mad shit when they got like 30
people around him. Yeah, they got a whole entire
Yeah, you're real fucking tough guy, you fucking piece of shit.
Dude, Ferguson will fuck him up.He's laughing.

(01:02:54):
He knows it too. Kill.
You. I love you.
You know what? I was just thinking like, and
then that guy would go and propose to his girl with all
that going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, back to the Flash. Word Garretts like go for pose
in New York, meanwhile this is going on in the background.

(01:03:16):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
But where else are you gonna getthe joke or arguing with
somebody on the side of the road?
True. Yeah, you would never.
And the joke is really puffy. Definitely not in Montenegro.
Yeah, he, I, I think it's years of freak offs and drug, drug use
just kind of scrambled that guy's brain.
And of course the ego of being the mogul cause Diddy was huge,

(01:03:37):
huge. I mean, he is a billionaire.
Legit after Ciroc and all his, his ventures, he made a billion
dollars. Like that's an ego fucking ego
thing in general. Thank you, Notorious BIG.
Yeah, dude, RAP biggie. And Speaking of hip hop game
right here, Biggie would have been the biggest artist in the
world if he actually was able tolive and go on.

(01:03:59):
Oh my God, to this day he'd still be putting out bangers.
I mean, I think he was kind of, to be honest, I think he was
kind of held back being with. Bad boy, yeah.
With Bad Boy, Yeah. If he got that.
East Coast rap baby. He's the truth real quick.
Can we end on? Oh, we're.
Gonna do a trivia? Oh OK, well trivia, but I'm
saying end the Diddy stuff on $0.50 talking about Diddy 'cause

(01:04:21):
it is the funniest fucking thingin the world.
Is there a video on it? Yeah, there's a video.
We got to, we got to keep the keep the, the masses entertained
though. We got to, we got to continue
this as the trials comes out. Because I think what they're
doing is they're painting the prosecution is painting him as
this weird like sex offender guy.
And then they're going to bring into the racketeering, the
murder for hire plots later. Like we don't even know the full

(01:04:42):
extent of what they're trying todo because the the charges are
insane in the actual dock. Now 5th, when you continuously
call Puff Gay, is that not relationships in Hollywood?
I don't go, no, I don't call. I don't call him gay, I said.
Let. Me read this, let me read it.
Fifth, Sorry I can no longer help you guys.
Soon you will all be gay and happy.

(01:05:04):
You are all now left under leadership of Puffy Daddy.
Report to the nearest rainbow, then the thieves he.
Says things he doesn't even knowwhat he's saying is like fruity.
You know what I'm saying? He says something fabulous and
he goes, yo, no, we no, but me and you, we ain't party like we
need to party. What is he talking about?

(01:05:26):
People say that to me. I get a little uncomfortable.
I get uncomfortable like he said.
He said something to me one timea long time ago at Chris
Lighty's wedding. He told me he'd take me
shopping. I looked at him like, what The
what the what? You just say let me move, man,
before I do something. You gonna make me mess up the
wedding? Oh, that's a nice gesture.
Let me get out and no, dude, youtake me.

(01:05:46):
That's still what a guy says to him, girl.
Let. Me take you shopping, $0.50 has
since the beginning, for years has said Puffy has been a weird
dude Yeah, he's always been against him and so.
It's. Just so many witnesses.
So when that when all that came out?
OK. When all that came out, yeah,
like like $0.50 went on a rampage on Instagram.

(01:06:08):
Like I told all you motherfuckers this guy was.
Weird. Yeah, Yeah.
So yeah, we're going to go, we're going to dive a little bit
more as it, you know, more comesout.
And yeah, this is definitely notgoing to be ending anytime soon.
We got like another month or twofor the trial.
Today, the updates that I saw today is he's spiralling like

(01:06:29):
he's, he's kind of like being belligerent in court.
He's, he's trying to like talk over the, the, his defense
attorneys and shit, like he thinks he's right and it's just
hurting him. So.
Yeah, I imagine being locked up and in general probably wouldn't
be good for the psyche. He there's no shot.
Especially for him. Like Sam, who's the the crypto

(01:06:49):
guy? Sam Altman.
He's in a special cell with Sam Altman right now.
Isn't that crazy? Imagine that guy being.
That's enough. Imagine that guy being your cell
mate. They had an interview with Sam
and he's like, oh, how? How's hanging out with Diddy?
He's OK. He's actually a really nice guy.
Sam Altman and Diddy are hangingout in the fucking Rikers Island
right now. Or wherever the.
Fuck he is. That's weird.

(01:07:12):
It's time for trivia. All right, let's get some.
Let's get some trivia going here.
We got a. So one thing that we're going to
do different that that we did last episode.
Last episode we just blurred outanswers.
And I actually played the triviasegment for some people at work
and they're like, you're not even giving us time to answer.
Yeah. So now we're going to have our

(01:07:34):
dry erase boards. You'll have to show yours a
little higher than because I'm. Oh, yeah.
Unless you know. Yeah.
Yeah. There you go.
We're good. We'll figure it out.
All right. First question, what we got?
All right, in what country did the first Starbucks open outside
of North America? What country?
What country Jarry's locked in. Come on, Garrett.

(01:07:59):
Come on, Garrett. I'm totally guessing here, I
have no idea. I'm not trying to guess.
No, it's only like 193 countries.
So it's probably something stupid, I don't know.
I'm guessing here. Are you ready, 123?
France, Canada and France both wrong.

(01:08:21):
I was going to say Canada but I thought that's too easy.
Canada actually is a it's a pretty good answer, but I don't
know that well that would be in North America.
Oh yeah N Oh my bad. My bad, my bad.
So that's actually not a good answer at.
All I was, I was thinking America.
OK, well what's the answer? I thought that's in America,
too. I didn't.
Yeah, answer was Japan. Oh yeah, makes sense, Konichiwa.

(01:08:46):
What does what? Does that mean?
What is that? What does that mean?
I don't even. Know what it means?
Question 2 What does coda stand for?
CODA. Coda.
What kind of questions are these?
Fuck. OK, we'll go.

(01:09:14):
Wait. Like tribute?
Yeah. Do we have a time limit?
We probably should have a time, yeah.
We need to get like a timer or something.

(01:09:40):
I don't CODA. CODA all right, Ready care what?
God. I don't.
Know all right, Lloyd 2-3. Oops.
Code Central. Ontario dystopian asshole.
Code of dude ass. Well, you guys were, I have no

(01:10:02):
idea, definitely in the right vein.
OK. Child of deaf adults.
What? Child of deaf adults like
someone who. Came deaf.
Deaf. Deaf, deaf.
Deaf. Deaf.
Deaf. OK, so.
All right. That's interesting, I never
knew. That there's a lot of racy.
Learn something new today. Question three in a website

(01:10:24):
browser address bar. What does www.standfordo?
We have to even write this down.123.
Yes, yes, World Wide Web, All right.
Question 4. Where?

(01:10:45):
Where were the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution
and the Bill of Rights stored during World War 2?
I. Fucking know this.
That's all you. I fucking know this one shit.
Fuck, I'm guessing I don't. Know, but I it's a good guess.

(01:11:06):
I don't know. Ready. 1230, you both got it.
Fort Knox? Yes, they both got it.
Look at that. What is the tiny piece at the
end of a shoelace called? Fuck if I know.

(01:11:37):
This is. Ready.
Noodle and shoelace tip both wrong.
An aglet. An aglet dude.
OK. That's actually a really good
trivia question, because you'd probably stop a lot of.
People, actually, I learned thaton Phineas and Ferb.
All. Right.

(01:11:59):
Which company slogan is You're in Good Hands?
Oh. Allstate.
Yep, that's correct. We're smart.
Are you? No, we're actually doing
horrible on. This I know this one's.
Pretty good. Where'd you get these questions
from? I just googled it.

(01:12:21):
OK, Who was the first televised president?
This one's a. Televised.
Televised. Oh man, the next one's a doozy.
Televised like on actual syndicated TV?
Or he's not just recording. It was broadcast on television.

(01:12:42):
Oh shit. I believe.
I mean, that's what I would think.
I don't. I don't know if I'm right, but
maybe I don't know. I I don't know I I know this is
wrong. But.
But. Right.
All right, Garrett got it right.FDR, JFK was the first televised

(01:13:02):
debate. Yes, that's what I was thinking.
Yes, OK. But it was FDR, I'm assuming
probably after. Pearl Harbor, wasn't it a big
thing that like, they didn't want to show them on the
wheelchair? Yeah, they didn't want to put
them on TV because they didn't want.
To they definitely did A to knowa number to try to hide that.
Yeah, yeah. All right.
All right, this one's a good one.
Pocahontas was baptized and given what English name?

(01:13:25):
I don't know how to spell it. It's.
My spelling's wrong. There's AH in there somewhere.
Go. So we got Jonah and.
Vanessa. Vanessa.
Both wrong. It was Rebecca.

(01:13:46):
Rebecca. Rebecca.
I knew it ended with an A. Yeah, like all strippers.
Vanessa. The Pocahontas lander's crazy.
No, we're not. Originally, Amazon only sold
what kind of product? Books correct?

(01:14:10):
In 2009, what became the first Morse code character to be added
since World War 2. Say it one more time.
In 2009, what became the first Morse code character to be added
since World War 2. So it's the alphabet plus
something. Well, you got dots.

(01:14:30):
It's just a character on the keyboard you got.
Dots, dots and hyphens. So what else was there?
It's like so like. I got mine.
So like dent, dent, Dent is a dot and then dent is a hyphen.
I got mine, it's going to be weird.
Just draw a symbol. It was the AT it.

(01:15:00):
Was the AT symbol? Yeah.
So what tone does the AT make? I don't know.
We need to find out. I don't think anybody.
It knows Morse code. It's a lost language, like
Atlantean. I know what SOS.
There is definitely some weirdo that knows.
SOS is. That's spelled yes, like.
Furries, Morse code and furries.Who painted the Mona Lisa?

(01:15:25):
Oh. Oh my God.
Oh, I'm not going to spell his name right.
I'm horrible. I'm so wrong.
Is it Oh I messed? Up.
Oh, and for our listeners, just because you didn't, we didn't

(01:15:45):
cover the last one. Garrett drew an an exclamation
point and Jari drew a middle finger.
Yeah. Yeah, because it's fucking
stupid. Yeah, all.
Right. All right, go ahead, DiCaprio
and Michelangelo. It's Da Vinci, it's Da Vinci.
It's Da Vinci, I said. I knew it after I wrote it, but
I want to erase it. Leonardo Yeah, you knew what I
was talking about. Yeah, we got you, Caprio.

(01:16:08):
You knew what I was talking about.
Right, it was I, I knew that I. Read a book on Da Vinci.
He's a very interesting life. Yeah.
He was a fucking crazy person. No, he.
Lock himself in rooms and just not eat for days and paint.
Everybody's all weird back then.All right, got it.
Who was the first woman to win aNobel Prize?
Oh, that's a good one. Oh fuck, if I heard it I would

(01:16:32):
know it, but I can't think of it.
She was big with dealing with radium.
Yes, I know. Yes.
I Yeah. I just, I can't think of her
fucking name. I'm not.
Even going to write it down. I don't know, Betty.
I don't know. I give up.
I'm not going to give up, all right?
Hold on. Garrett's feeling confident all.

(01:16:53):
Right, ready. Go ahead.
Betty. Lou.
Betty Lou. OK, not Betty Lou Who.
It was Marie Curie. Yes, I did know.
I just didn't know her name. I know something about.
It what kind of bulbs were once exchanged as a form of currency?
Bulbs. Yeah.
Like it's like a flower bulb. Yeah, like a bulb.

(01:17:14):
Yeah, like a bulb. This was actually a big deal.
Cost. Nope.
You're ready? Yeah.
You're right. Shit almost lost my all right

(01:17:38):
hey. GE GE tulips is correct.
Thank you. Tulips, but yeah.
Thank you. They used.
To compare tulips with cryptocurrency, because the idea
was the same thing that if no one was going to buy your
tulips, they would because eventually it would, people
stopped buying tulips and the, the Tulip market crashed, right?

(01:17:59):
So same thing with crypto or youknow, unless somebody's going to
buy your crypto, crypto might crash like tulips.
I like AI like a pair of tulips.Tulips are nice, Yeah.
Good looking. I go Lily over Tulip, Yeah.
You guys totally miss what I'm saying.
What I said. I like a pair of tulips.
What's? That.
What was the original purpose ofthe tiny pocket in jeans?

(01:18:21):
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, come.
On history. No, I had something to do with
oh shit. Oh.
Did you cheat? Is it all right?
So. Yeah.
So. Yeah.
So it was pocket watch. Garrett got it right.
Yeah, good job. Good job, Garrett.

(01:18:42):
What does the SPF in sunscreen stand for?
Oh. Fucking where's?
Philly, when you meet her. Oh, wait, wait.
I don't think it's right, but it's close all right.

(01:19:06):
What do you got? Sun protection application?
Sun solar protection factor. Sun protection factors.
Correct. All right.
Yes. I didn't know if it was sun or
solar. Yeah.
OK, I. Thought it was SBA.
I know I was like, what's going on here?
So yeah, Jerry got that right. Gary got it wrong.

(01:19:26):
Chrome, Safari, Firefox and Explorer are different types of
what come. On anybody.
What do you got? Browsers.
Web browsers, Yes. In what year was the Internet
opened to the public? To the public.

(01:19:51):
To the public. Because they had it for a while.
What do you got? Go 1981 for Garrett and 1990
question mark for Jarry. Well, 1981 is wrong and since
you didn't finish your. You know what, 91?

(01:20:13):
You're close 93. I'm gonna say 93.
Son of a bitch. I thought there was applications
of the Internet before in the early in the early 80s.
It just wasn't what it was. There was the Internet, it just
wasn't public. It wasn't like.
Yeah, only. The cool people have had access
to it. Yeah.
And the only reason I know this is because I graduated high

(01:20:33):
school in 92 and we didn't have,we had computer class and we're
just using like MS-DOS with floppy disks, like we didn't
have Internet. Yeah.
So you're like, and then you heard about it and you're like,
this thing will never catch on. Yeah.
I'm not buying stock in this. Yeah.
This is going to go nowhere. Who is often credited with

(01:20:54):
creating the world's first car? Credited.
I don't think he is. No, it was some European dude.
Yeah, but however. You are Ford.
Yeah, I I just knew he would. It's he's credited for the
first. No.
Carl Benz. Benz, yeah.
Was he was he a European dude? He's a German, yeah.

(01:21:16):
That's part. Oh yeah, that's part there with
my Benz comes to the Fiore club.The Fiore club.
Speaking of Germans, demolition of the Berlin Wall separating
East and West Germany began in what year?
Say you're a Ronald freaking impression.
I don't know. OK 80.

(01:21:43):
Gary wrote 1984, Joey wrote 1988.
The answer is 1989. Son of a super duper.
Close. Yeah, because don't Reagan did a
lot of the work and but it happened during Bush, the first
Bush playing H dub. Yeah, yeah.
WW. So I couldn't remember if it was
88. You ring there.

(01:22:03):
Go ahead. Who was the first woman pilot to
fly solo across the Atlantic? Oh, I don't know how to spell
her name. I don't.
Know how to spell her last name?But I'm just going to do this
I'm. Just spell it like an asshole,
yeah? That's what makes this fun.
Hey, Eddie. Got it.

(01:22:25):
Yes, it was Amelia Earhart. Both spelled wrong.
Yeah, I don't know how to spell it.
When did Facebook first launch? Launch or become public.
Launch, launch, launch. No.

(01:22:45):
No. I'll never reason.
I'm going. Hold on.
All right. What do we got?
Garrett wrote 2008. Charlie wrote 2003.
The right answer is 2004. Fucking clear.
You're off again. You're just.
Really. Damn.
It. So whatever.

(01:23:05):
On the Facebook for. So whatever you're thinking the
year is, just add. One, just add a year, yeah,
yeah, but. When did it become that you
didn't have to have a college IDto use it?
Like that was like 2000. It became public.
Because I didn't get I get Facebook like oh wait is when I
created my Facebook. Yeah, it was like 2008 and then
2009 became like really popular,but 2004?

(01:23:27):
Is when the college. Is when Zuckerberg stole it from
the twins. Winkle the Winklevoss twins.
That's fun. Those guys were fucking studs.
Yeah, they do, yeah. They still made out.
They're. Still billionaires, they
settled. No, but I'm saying like through
venture capitalists. And they're still incredibly
well. They are big into crypto, yeah.

(01:23:49):
Yeah, so. Ladies and gentlemen,
Rock'n'roll were the first wordsspoken on what cable channel
that launched at 12 O 1:00 AM onAugust 1st, 1981.
I feel like Jerry really knows this one.

(01:24:10):
And I know the first video that was played.
Do you? I think I should because I've
definitely heard it. I have no clue I'm going.
For 123. MTV.

(01:24:33):
It's a corny Collins show. Garrett wrote the Carny Collins
Show. Jarry wrote Mt.
For all my theater kids out there.
Video killed the radio star. Yes, killed the radio star.
For all my theater kids, that was a shout out to you guys.
You would understand. All right, go on.
A 401K is a type of tax advantage defined contribution
account designed to help you save for what?

(01:24:55):
Withdrawal from working life. That.
Was a very yeah, that was what interesting way.
What is a 401K four retirement? They both got it right.
What is the last name of the business tycoon behind the

(01:25:19):
number 5 perfume? What is the what?
What is the last name of the business tycoon behind the
number 5 perfume I? Don't know if this is the last
name but. Chanel is correct.

(01:25:43):
You guys both got it right. Good.
Job I don't think you're going to get.
That one. Yeah, you're wow, wow, but go
fuck yourself. Yeah, Dave, usually.
I didn't know he pays. No, no I didn't.
I didn't think he pays attentionto fucking.
Dave could be delayed for a party, but he's fucking Dumber
than a. Here's a fun fact about Dave.
Box of bread. He stinks.
Chanel #5 I didn't like, sorry dude.

(01:26:05):
All right. Love you bud.
Sorry. Say it back.
I love you. I love you too, say.
It back I just colored on my very expensive mic with this
fucking marker. Oh yeah.
There we go. Watch the tip, you know.
Oh, dude, it's it's weird when he gets I know I'm just I want
more of this. I don't want you these guys.

(01:26:25):
Can you sign you're mailing questions?
Can you get him to actually? We can't afford new equipment.
Let him be a goon. I don't need you drawing on it.
Some of our favorite collective nouns for animals include a
congregation of alligators, a business of ferrets, an Austra
nation of Peacocks, and a gaggleof what other foul?

(01:26:46):
That's quite the question. Oh my God, why can't I spell
this word? What?
How do you what's, how do you spell the well, I mean, I want
to do it the other way. What are you doing do?
You want to just draw a picture of it.
No, you did it. No.
You did just write it that way. I did.
No, you did just write it. Yes, the correct answer is.

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Geese. A gaggle of geese.
Gaggle of gooses and they both. Got her I guess, right?
That was right. No Garrett or.
Goose. Oh, Goose.
It didn't look right when I put 2E S EE S the gooses all right.
The digital The digital Wong is a giving Ali pay a run up.

(01:27:30):
Start over. What did you just have a stroke?
Start over I. Don't know what some of these
words are. The digital wand is an is a.
The digital wand is giving Alipay a run for its money as
the largest mobile payment network base in what country?
So I guess Alipay is like a easy.
Easy, I don't even need to know.Ready.

(01:27:53):
Alipay. Alipay.
Alipay. Think about it.
The Digital 1 is giving Alipay arun for its money as the largest
mobile payment network based in the country.
II both wrong. The answer is China.
I was going to. Alibab.
Alibaba. See, that's what I get for
pretending that I wasn't copyingGarrett's answer and I copied
Garrett's. Answer.
Stop copying my answers. Stop looking at my shit.

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What food manufacturing company headquarters in Battle Creek, MI
uses several animal mascots to sell its cereals, such as Newton
the Owl, Tony the Tiger, and a rooster named Cornelius?
I don't know how to spell this either.
Jesus Christ, I'm so bad. You go back to school.
Kellogg both got it right. Kellogg is the correct answer.

(01:28:37):
The Kellogg Company. There's two GS.
There are two GS in Kellogg. Alright guys, in the insurance
business, what is the name of a person whose job it is to
analyze statistics to calculate risk and price premiums
accordingly? Say it again.
In the insurance business, what is the name of a person whose

(01:28:59):
job it is to analyze statistics to calculate risk and price
premiums accordingly? Don't.
Don't fucking cheat. What do you got?
Yeah. OK.
Risk Mitigator. Risk mitigator and adjuster.
I'm Sam, right vein, I guess. Actuary.

(01:29:21):
Oh. OK, so right.
Mine started with an A Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I won. Yeah, you won.
An important ratio that helps home buyers determine how much
house they can afford. DTI stands for what in real
estate parlance. DTI.

(01:29:44):
What does DTI stand for for in real estate?
You should know this now, Jari. I've known this for since I was
like 4. What did all right?
That's the income ratio. Why the fuck What did you write?
I put disposal tax income. OK.
And debt to income ratio, Jari, got it, right.
Yeah, that's right. Debt to income ratio in the

(01:30:08):
Catholic Church. I barely.
In the Catholic Church, the Bishop of Rome is a title more
commonly known as what? The Bishop of Rome, of Rome, I
don't know what. Do you got?
Pope both got it right. It is the Pope.

(01:30:28):
He is the Bishop of Rome. Known mainly for spreading a
specific type of food, what Massachusetts born 19th century
man was also fond of spreading religion throughout the country
on his journeys. Known mainly for spreading a
specific type of food, Massachusetts born 19th century

(01:30:49):
man was also fond of spreading religion throughout the the
country on his journeys. Is that his name though?
I don't know if that's his name,but.
What do we got? Quaker, Johnny.
Appleseed. Johnny Appleseed is correct.

(01:31:11):
Yeah. Is it?
Yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah.
I got it right. When you said when you said
spread food, I was thinking quicker roots.
OK, Johnny. I'm a big fan of Quaker Quicker.
Yeah, it's pretty good stuff allright.
From 1944 to 1945, the Germans increased their troops
surrounding the Ardene Forest. For what?

(01:31:31):
World War 2 battle and major counter offensive.
I just watched Bandit Brothers and I'm not going to fucking.
Remember this it gets its name from the round the rounded
swelling of German troops in theregion.
No, that's the rounded swelling of German troops.
Don't give them any more hints. Casey Cheater.

(01:31:56):
Whatever. What do we got?
Battle of the Bulge. Battle of the Bulge is correct.
Both got it right. What?
Michael Joseph Blasey Blasey whodied in Vietnam War was
identified through DNA testing in 1998 and was reinterred after
having been buried in what specific location for the

(01:32:16):
previous 26 years? Michael Joseph Blasey, who died
in the Vietnam War, was identified through DNA testing
in 1998 and was reinterred afterhaving been buried in what
specific location for the previous 26 years.
The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is correct.
They both got it right. Yeah, we're actually doing

(01:32:38):
pretty good here. We started off rough.
Yeah, the beginning was stupid. You guys are cruising now.
What is the human body's heaviest organ?
My dicked say it again. What is the human body's
heaviest organ? Organ.
The heaviest? Fuck if I know.

(01:33:04):
Is that your answer? Is that an organ?
The Garrett wrote the intestinesand Jerry wrote the liver.
Both are wrong. It is the skin.
Oh, you son of a bitch, I shouldknow that the.
Skin's an organs. I should have known that because
I have a lot of fucking juice. Fucking fat skin.
Where is the Mona Lisa painting on display?

(01:33:27):
I don't know how to spell it. Spelling counts.
Spelling counts it. Does not count.
Believe me, I'm not a count speller.
The Louvre and the Louvre The Louvre is correct.
He's. Supposed to worry?
I think. Did he?
I don't think he did, actually, I did.
Do you have an R in yours? No, no R.
Oh wait, there's an R in it. It's.

(01:33:48):
Either one of you. So it's the Louvre.
The Louvre. That was the Louvre.
It's OK. What is the longest day of the
year? Oh, let me see.
All right. July 21st.
June 31st. This just says the summer

(01:34:11):
solstice. June 21st.
It's the day before my birthday.Happy birthday, that's all I
know. What is the 6th sign of the
Zodiac? The 6th.
The 6th #6I. Don't even know what the first
one is. Well, there's only so many, so
you can guess and oh, I don't know what.

(01:34:33):
I don't know, let's do this one.No, it's not that.
It's. I even gave the symbol very 123.
Garrett wrote Aries and Jerry wrote Cancer.
Both are wrong. The answer is Virgo.

(01:34:54):
Virgo. When is the When is National Ice
Cream Month? The hell.
I don't fucking know. It's crazy.
That we have a month for ice cream is really good though.
123. Garrett wrote May August.

(01:35:15):
Both wrong answers. July.
I was going to fucking say July.Makes sense too, yeah?
I was thinking of that hot August is usually hotter than
July. Yeah, usually.
All right. What is the best selling book of
all time? Does it have to have a thing on
it? Dust cover.

(01:35:36):
No, and it's got to include the Constitution.
Both correct. The answer is the Bible.
Thank you. Made in China.
What is January's birthstone? January's yeah, right.

(01:36:00):
Garrett, Ruby Topaz The answer is, darn it.
Birthstone. I don't know.
I don't even know what my birthstone is.
Emerald I think. In what city did the famous film
Ladybird take place? The fuck?
I don't do movies. I.
Can skip it if you want. No, it's fine.

(01:36:22):
What? Say it again.
In what city did the famous filmLadybird take place?
What country? Can you give me The Who was in
the Ladybird? It was in America.
Who was in Ladybird? I'll, I'll even tell you the
state if you want. I don't know.
I'm not going to tell you the state.
Just tell me who was in the movie.
I don't know. I don't know.

(01:36:44):
Got a guess? Just name a city.
Flint, MI. Duluth, Iowa.
OK, Sacramento, CA close, who provided the voice of Gruten,
Guardians of the Galaxy. I know that.
Oh come on, I'm still erasing. Trying to keep it flowing, you
know, for the audience, you. Know OK everyone 2/3.

(01:37:08):
Vin Diesel? Both correct.
Who directed the ultimate Marvelmovie?
Avengers End Game. Who directed?
Infinity Wars is better. I like, yeah, but I also like
when things. I don't know both their names.
Who directed? Why is there a spacing on?
This they're brothers. I know they're brothers.

(01:37:29):
I. Can't listen to camera.
I forgot their actual name so I'm gonna go.
There you go, the Coen brothers and the Hernandez.

(01:37:49):
What did you write? The Hernandez?
The Hernandez. The Menendez.
Menendez. It was Joe and Anthony Russo,
the Russo brothers. Russo Yeah.
But the yeah, you were close andCoen brothers.
Yes, I think the Coen. Brothers comedies are.
So much better. Sorry Bruce.
Our Brothers which is the highest grossing R rated film in
North America? Highest grossing.

(01:38:11):
R rated film in North America. 123.
Deep Jerry wrote Deep Throat andGarrett wrote The Blair Witch
Project. The right answer is the Passion
of the Christ. That's rated RI.

(01:38:34):
Forgot about that one. Actually, I think Deep Throat
was the first mainstream X-ratedvideo.
I forgot everybody around the world fucking saw that one.
In which city is Studio 54 located?
I wish, I wish. I could have went there in the
heyday. I wouldn't have survived.

(01:38:56):
Me and Robin Williams would havedoing coke in the bathroom. 123.
Both throw NYC. The correct answer is of course
NYC. Are they?
Doing coke with fucking Robin Williams in the bathroom at
Studio 54. In the horror.
Having sex with Andy Warhol. In the horror film Alien.

(01:39:19):
In the horror Go. Ahead.
Again, if you're going to have you, if you have to propose to
somebody, do it in the art. Yeah, he smells like Campbell
soup. Nobody get that joke?
Who? Andy Warhol.
Oh yeah, I do. I do get.
That Yeah, yeah. You paint.
You got a painting of a camel soup can.
Oh. OK, Yeah.

(01:39:40):
No. So OK, in the horror film Alien,
what was the name of the spaceship the.
Fuck. Figure we'll just go to 50 and.
Are you talking about the AI or the spaceship?
It's. The spaceship.
I'm not even gonna write becauseI have no idea.
Fuck. Why can't I do this?
Skip it. Yeah.
No, no, don't skip it. I just don't know it.
Hold on. Oh my God, I can hear the voice.

(01:40:00):
I haven't been talking to it. I have more racing to.
Do I can't believe I'm going to space on this too.
I don't know. The USCSS nostrama.
Oh yeah, how did not? How did anybody not get that?
This singer is famously called the Material Girl.

(01:40:25):
Garrett wrote Madonna, kinda, and sorry, wrote Madonna.
The answer is Madonna. Which famous pop band was called
Cara's Flowers up until 2001? Cara's Flowers.
Cara's flowers up. Until 2001, they're famous.
They are famous. You know it.
I think I do. OK, so 2001.

(01:40:53):
Yep. And then they changed their name
to something else, to something famous that you would know
definitely. Definitely no.
Are they still active? Are they are they touring right
now? I don't.
Know yes, they they. Are I'm sure they're still
active. I actually, I don't even know
how right, but if if I am right,then yeah, they are.
I'm sure they are. Kind of have some different.

(01:41:16):
People. OK.
Go Joey wrote Metallica. Garrett Garrett wrote Maroon 5.
The right answer is of course, Maroon 5 there.
You go, Garrett. Good job.
What? Don't gloat?
What was the coffee shop named in the hit TV show Phones?

(01:41:47):
You're telling me cheating rightnow?
Who you? No, I already have mine written.
I am I'm wrong? All right, Jarry wrote Central
Perk and Garrett wrote Perk Something.
The right answer is Central Perk.
Of course it is. Yeah.
How old? I'll be there for you.
I'll be there for you. How old was Rose in the Titanic

(01:42:12):
movie when she was recounting her story?
Oh, the old. Rose, the old Rose.
When she told me. Hold on.
Rose Do a Decatur died on the Titanic when she was 17, right?

(01:42:33):
That's right. If she had Lip, she'd be over
blank by now. That's an actual thing.
That's the quote from Oh yeah, really.
Somebody. He has a lot of time in their
hands. I love the movie.
Ready. Yeah, go ahead, Jari wrote 115.
101. Garrett wrote one. 84 no, no, no
what right here? Why don't?

(01:42:53):
Just do 1101, he wrote 101. The correct answer is of course
100. She was going to be 101 next
month. Come on.
Yeah, give me that. Give me that you suck.
It's been 84 years. I can still smell the fresh
paint. Spend 84.

(01:43:14):
How many more? Till I got that.
Good 50. You were at 50.
That was the 50th. Question.
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
We're good. All right. 84 years since I got
some of that sugar. Wow, Jack.
Used to smell. It back I.
Used to throw it my memory. I used to throw it back.
I used to throw it back on Jack.Wasn't IA dish that was good

(01:43:37):
trivia? That was good trivia.
Yeah, good trivia. All right, that'll do it.
For this episode of CHAT Sui. Let us know what you saw thought
of the episode. Comment on Spotify or leave a
review on Apple Podcast. Thank you all for hanging out
with us. Once again, I am Dave Jarry.

(01:43:57):
I'm Garrett Quarter. And I'm Casey Moore.
And we are. Out of here, see you.

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