Episode 6 - The Sixth Episode - Chat Suey / Criminal AF

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A little break. What about you, Casey?
I, I don't sleep. I just, or if I do, it's like a
horse. I just stand and just, you know.
Yeah, he's like, he's like a vampire.
OK. No, I mostly on my stomach,
yeah. On your stomach, like hands
underneath the pillow. Like hands, like down at the

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sides, like I might start with, like you just passed.
Out or like. Hit the bed like.
Like you got tased who? Sleeps.
Like that? What?

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What's good, all you fuckers outthere?
And welcome back to another installment of Chap Suey.
I am Dave Jarry. I'm hungover.
I'm. Casey.
Moore. And thank you all for.
Joining us today, before we jumpinto the debauchery, let's go
over a couple things regarding chat Suey.
What do we do here? We do a lot of conversations

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about anything, everything and how Garrett finally got his golf
clubs in. I did, yeah.
Finally excited. Finally.
Yeah, I thought you were talkingshit on these these past months.
Then they're beautiful. Yeah, right.
Oftentimes, these conversations will include include a lot of
cussing, vulgarity, and adult content of the sexual nature

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which Casey. Why do you always say that?
So creepy. Sexual.
Nature, Sexual nature. Sexual nature, Yeah.
Casey's favorite subject? I love it.
If any of this offends you then that's a you problem, but if
this is your vibe. Welcome to the.
Debauchery. We'd like to give a huge shout

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out to Dusty Hicks and Ashley O'Connor for rejoining and
actually upping their their Patreon and joining our fucked
up crew. Thanks guys.
People are starting to come back.
They're coming back after our little fucking hiatus there.
So thank you so much, Dusty and Ashley, head on over to Apple

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Wait, can I wait? Can I do?
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What are we? What?
About Jabber Miss. Yeah.
Podcast in the world. Are we something?
Yeah, We should bring that back there for a variety show.
Variety show. Right.
We'd have to figure out exactly what we are right now.
We we talk about, we talk about it all, you know?
Alright, so while we're figuringthis out, you go to

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consider joining our fucked up family.
And while you're there, you can also click on the contact tab to
send us your mail call questions, your rapid fire
questions, as well as your confessions.
Confessions. That fucking intro is so.
Wild where? Where the fuck is his father?

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O Jerry, you must have heard something.
So we hang on. Let me.
In case he has a camera, yeah. Can you like scoot over a long
button? Yeah, take.
A second. Yeah, get.
Your yeah. Get your yeah, get on your mark.
So we do have we got something in the mail, e-mail recently,

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just like some kind of video or something.
Have you have you watched it yet?
I haven't. I haven't actually seen it yet.
We. We literally.
We're doing this live right now.We just got this.
Oh, OK. So I have no idea what it is.
I know it's about Father Ojari. So hopefully it's just like a a
happy greeting and him telling us where he's been.
Him on the beach. And him on the beach.
And like, yeah. So all right, let me see if we

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can. Starting a commune in the.
Do you want me to do you want meto leave you guys up and then
put it on the screen or do you want me to do the full?
Just do the. That's all right up there.
We're all curious. Yeah, I wanna know I'm.
Worried. No, no, no, no, no.
There it is. OK.
Oh, whoa. What is this?
This isn't a. Beach doesn't look good.

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That's not a beach. OK.
Oh, wait. What good evening it is I what
line? The Punisher.
It is I what? The Punisher?
What's going on now? I come here bearing.

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Is he being held ransom? He's a gun.
You could take take the hood off.
Now that's your cue. He's chained up.
Oh. No, Oh no, it's.
Called the ojari. Wait.
Hi. Damn Frischari.
What? What is happening He.
Came trying to spread his religious ways, but no more.

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No more. He is our captor.
He's a captor. OK, Yes, he has been tortured
and he has been broken. What the fuck is?
Happening. We are here if you ever want to
see our precious father again. Is he trying to stage?

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His. Ransom video.
Ransom, Ransom. OK, there we go.
A ransom of a handsome sum of $1000 a $1000.
It's a fair amount, I think for you now.
Oh my God, his mustache is falling off.
Oh my God the inflation is rather high so better make it

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$1,000,000 ransom. Whoa $1,000,000 a.
Follower generally. Give us this money.
Give it to us soon or you'll never see your precious father
or joy again. No help.
Me. Oh Gee.
Oh, that seems serious. Yeah, that's OK.

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Scary room. We're going now.
Send us the money soon in unmarked bills.
It's APO box. Why does the henchman look like
he's about to start? Laughs.

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What was that all about, dude? I don't know, that was weird.
Yeah, so is he is. He's he's captive right now.
Not too young, seems. Like he's trying to fake his own
ransom. You think so?
I don't know, that was weird. I mean, he didn't look.
It seemed kind of fishy. Yeah, it didn't.
That's strange. I'm more confused than I was
before, yeah. I don't know like.

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That was weird. Like I don't even know.
That was a creepy place. What?
Was the PO Box number. I don't think he finished. 3361
I don't know where. I don't know.
If we want to see Father Ajar again, just send money to a
random PO Box with no fucking address.
Yeah, you know, just send it to APO box.
That's. Crazy.
I guess it could be any PO Box. I don't know what's going on

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with him, man, Something's up. Something's going going on.
I mean, he was chained. I don't know.
He looked. Yeah, yeah.
He looked like he was a little scared.
Yeah, there was a henchman. There was a Hencher AR15, yeah.
Yeah. He was masked.
I don't know. Now what was that guy's voice?
I don't know. Who's behind the real question?

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Is he sounded rich. The Punisher.
The Punisher. Yeah.
Is that a? That's a Marvel character.
No, I, I. Thought it was a dildo.
Oh. Oh, it could be a dildo.
It's also the name of the guy wewere talking about with Diddy.
Remember the the male escort? I don't know.
We wouldn't be able to scrounge up $1,000,000.
No, no. I mean, maybe, maybe the 1000.

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Dollars. I don't know, we can't even get
people to pay $2.00 for a PayPal.
So yeah, I don't know. Father Jargon needs to go on a
bigger podcast. If he wants to.
Yeah, he might. He might be kind of screwed
there. I don't know.
I mean, I don't know. He looked like he was well fed
and he you know. He he looked good.
I mean, he kind of looked jackedin his priest shirt.
Yeah, he had a good tan going. Yeah, good Tan.

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His shirt was clean. I don't know.
A good. Tan obviously he he didn't look
like he was locked in the basement for for very.
Long no. They Maybe they just grabbed
him. Maybe he's been gone for 2-3
weeks now. That's true.
Yeah. I.
Don't know. Hopefully there's like some sort
of follow up 'cause I'm kind of.Yeah, like, hey, captors, you

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know we. This just leaves more questions.
Yeah, we got to negotiate because.
So I don't know if you can call in or whatever, but we can't
meet those demands. Yeah, there's no way you can't
meet them. So.
But if if, if it was sent to us directly because we have ties
with Father Ojari. I think if they're listening,
just get us on the phone. We're trying to negotiate

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whatever you need or not or not.Yeah, if you.
Just we can give you some like high quality bubble gum.
Yeah dude, we can't even afford the high quality are you talking
about. Like a big red.
Or yeah, big. Red a little big red little
juicy fruit. And a little juicy.
Juicy, juicy fruit. All right, Juicy Fruit.
That's a good one. Maybe 1/2 drunk bottle of
Corona. Nope, this ones full drunk.

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It's full drink. All right.
Well, we're hopefully everything's OK.
I don't know. Are you?
Can you handle confessions for? Yeah.
We're here. I mean, the good thing is he's
alive, so maybe at some point they'll just get sick of him and
let him go and he can come back and it'll be awkward.
Couple hanging, a couple hangs with Father Ojari.
I was already sick of him. Too, I don't know, it would, it
would be awkward, him coming back after him being held

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captive. And we didn't bail him out.
You know, he'd be like, you know, elephant in the room, but
whatever. Well, I mean, I, I, it is what
it is, but I'm, I'm kind of curious on where, where this
will go. Yeah.
It's. Strange.
I wonder if there's going to be like another video maybe being
done. It could be in the future.
Soon. Yeah, only time will tell.

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Only time will tell and you haveto tune in to find.
Out keep Yeah, keep tuning in for all the the saga of Jari.
Yeah, let's see what happens. All right, so let's kick off
this confession. Yeah, let's do.
It all right, so this one, this person writes.
I miss the pandemic. Oh OK, That's Oh my.
God, it's like they're Speaking of my soul.

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Yeah, so I miss me against the world, feeling the adrenaline
rush, how every trip in public was a risk and something you
needed to be smart about in order to continue to survive.
I was working as a forklift driver for an online store
warehouse that got slammed by the panic buying.
Remember when we lost all those like it was a toilet paper

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shortage? Oh yeah, it was crazy.
Like nobody can find a fucking roll of toilet.
Paper You couldn't find hand sanitizer.
Either no, it was gone, gone. Everything's done.
During the worst parts of 2020, I was on shift, short on
drivers. Every day was a hopeless battle
that could not be won. Six overnight shifts a week
facing all that and only seeing a few minutes of daylight a day,

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making tons of money and saving tons because you know you
couldn't fucking spend it. It's nice to have the freedom
again and not have thousands of people dying every day, but
normal feels so boring and unsatisfying right now.
But back to working 40 hours a week and the side hustle
continues. You know, I miss the absurdity

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of it all. Everyday hopelessness and
insanity and being conditioned to feel like it's perfectly
normal to wear a fucking mask and go one way up and down a
grocery store aisle and. And wipe down your Amazon.
Boxes dude before they let. Them air out outside before you
bring them in the house. Yeah, so not being mad and not

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caring, you know, when I should be terrified, you know, that
would I miss that feeling as well?
So I don't know. I, I we all worked during the
pendant. We we never missed a death some.
Of us. Well, Garrett was on the COVID
team. Yeah, like.
Dude. They paid me to sit at home and
not leave the house. It was fucking glorious.

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That was the best. What did you do for all that
time? Nothing I.
Nothing I We watched. We watched.
You were actually. Marvel series.
You were actually like the. Entire Lord of the rings movies.
Like I would just cause Kelly was off off too.
She couldn't even work. Yeah, because of her.
No, what he he was in his uniform.
Ready to? Go.
Yes, to go to work cleanly. Shave the house every day.

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It's not. Like I like I we legit just
sheltered. Well, that was part of the the
requirement. For the over team, quarantine
team, yeah, yeah. You like you couldn't go out in
public. You couldn't.
Well, you got to tell the whole story.
All you guys thought that they were going to keep you there for
like 2 months straight. Yeah, that would have been.
Good pay you the entire time. So everybody was holding out and
I'm like, they're not going to do this.

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I'm signing up for the fucking stay at home team 'cause I I
jumped the fact that I even got on there with my seniority was
crazy. But yeah, it was probably the
like, it sucks. I don't want to say this, but
the insanity is so right. The, the, the death ticker on
the bottom of the screen on the news every day.
I remember it was just. Tick, tick.
Tick, Tick. Tick, tick.

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Like it they just fear monger the entire thing.
Oh yeah, Oh, dude. But there was a definitely a
sense of like I, I would go backin a second.
I well, I'm like 5050 in the whole.
Way we didn't have to. Never mind, I'm not.
Going to say. That so I I liked the COVID time

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because there was nobody on the highway.
You could literally go 9500 downthe highway, a cop sitting right
there on the side and not pull you over because they were told
don't pull anybody over unless they're fucking murdering people
because God forbid our police force get COVID and die.
I mean that's how bad it was. That's how it like.

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That's how they thought they weren't going to mess with you.
We got Connecticut allowed delivery of alcohol.
At that point you could Uber like they just changed the law
real quick, like and you could get orders to go at restaurants
and get booze to go to go and you still can to this day.
They changed the laws. I thought for sure they were
going to legalize weed too, 'cause I think that was that was
in the talks too. They were going to push that

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through. Now, on the flip side of that,
not being able to see your friends, family, do normal like
stuff, go to concerts, yeah, just living your life, was it it
took a toll. You know what I mean, 'cause

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I'm, I'm a very social being, you know, I mean, I like, I like
staying home, but I also like the opportunity to be able to go
out, socialize, talk to people, you know, whatever.
So during that time, it was very, very hard on me, you know
what I mean? Because.

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But knowing. But see, all right, here we go
back knowing what we know. Now that would have been the
best thing ever cause. Oh yeah, like.
Fuck you, I'm going on vacation for $20.
I'm going to fly to Yeah, because Maui for $125.00, right?
Like, like now we know what it was.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back then it was.
You're like, you're probably never going to see your fucking

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family again. That first couple.
Weeks was crazy. Yep.
Yeah, I never want to go back toany kind of lockdowns or like
the amount of the amount of money that costs us, the amount
of lives, like everything, it was just all bad.
And I am so happy we're away from that and that, you know,

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we've we've come up with ideas to hopefully prevent that in the
future and all these things. But yeah, that was that was
terrible. The.
I think the problem is that we set ourselves up for failure
because the next one that's actually serious, like an actual
pit, like COVID was a pandemic, but I'm saying like a, a very
serious and it was serious, but I'm saying a very like the next
one that has a actual, like, youcatch it, you're dead type of

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deal. Like we're just going to be
like, I'm not wearing a mask. Like I remember, yeah, I, I
remember this COVID shit. Like I could, I could see it
now. And we're all going to just be
like, Nah, fuck that. Yeah, we've been here before.
And then that's the one that's going to take us all out
because. We have a a false sense of
security from, yeah, from COVID.Well, not only that, to some
degree. The I think the whole COVID

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fucking thing did has done more harm than it has good because
yeah, I mean, because now, now, now you're raising, not raising,
but now you're we're basically aa society now who is very, very,
very skeptical of vaccines. Yeah, that, that.
So now you, you're going to havean entire generation being

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raised now that are unvaxed, youknow, because let's say like
polio, measles, fucking smallpox, fucking, you know what
I mean? Those are pretty much
eradicated. You know, in the in the United
States. In the United States, right.
But now they're I mean. Smallpox is and and measles is.
You see it elsewhere. But yeah, in the United States,

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it's mostly eradicated. Right.
So now, now you're seeing that come back because people are
like, yeah. Popping up?
Well, there's a lot. Of because there's such a stigma
about vaccines now that people are like, I'm not vaccine my
kids, you know? Red pill Karen moms are like.
I mean, whatever. My my child.
Live, live however you want to live.
I don't care. I like do what you got to do.
But and not not only that is that fuck, I lost my train of

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thought. Not only that.
Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. And not only like the vaccine
part, but like I'm curious to know the amount of like we're
talking about death tolls and whatnot.
I want to know, I want to know what what the death toll was of
suicides during that because people that were that were going

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through their, you know, mental health treatments and everything
like, like they basically stopped everything.
You got a zoom call. Yeah, there was, there was
people who who need, needed cancer treatments, who didn't
receive their cancer treatments because they couldn't go to a
fucking doctor's appointment, you know what I mean?
So like, I want to know like the, the after the, the other

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effect of it, you know what I mean?
Like how many people lost their lives through because of their
mental health or because of likeother other means because of the
whole lockdown, you couldn't fucking go anywhere, blah, blah,
blah kind of shit, you know whatI mean?
So I don't know that that that those are just a couple things
that. Yeah, I think it's the one of
the things with that is, is thatit's, it just goes to show like

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how important it is to have the resources available to the the
teams of people that can, you know, identify these viruses and
jump on them quickly so that they don't spread.
And you can quarantine at the source.
You know, and if by some, you know, crazy situation, it gets

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out and it it does start to spread and everything that we as
a community of people do our part to prevent the spread,
especially if it is something that is really deadly, because
that's really the only way you can do it.
You, you gotta. You got to think about your
neighbor and, and do whatever you can to to protect those

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folks so that it doesn't spread like wildfire and, and
everything you know and an. Obligation.
COVID is a a good lesson. You know, the lessons that we
learned from COVID, I think are exactly that, that, you know, we
have to try to, you know, not just think about ourselves and
try to lock ourselves in and, and, and everything because of

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that, That has a problem, right?Like you said, the suicides and
all that other unknown stuff. And we may never know the, the
true statistics on that and, andhow that contributed to the
death tolls. But you know, hopefully when,
then if the next one, hopefully the next one never brews up.
But if it does, hopefully it's handled better by not just our

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government, but by all of us. Two weeks, 2 weeks, 2 weeks to
stop the spread. Remember, that's it.
Yeah. You know, and not on the flip
side of that, I'm kind of like in favor of like thinning to the
herd a little bit, kind of, you know.
There's a lot of people walking around, dude.
Yeah, a lot of not the not the brightest bunch either, you

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know. So if we can do a little
Darwinism like, you know, kind of like in the mouth a little
bit, I'm OK with that. Dude people for getting out of
jail they were literally releasing.
Yeah, yeah, they're letting people out of.
Jail so that they like just likeit's it was crazy.
Oh, you, you only. You only killed 10.
OK, yeah, it was crazy. You can go.
You're all set it. Was an interesting time, yeah,

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that we lived through. All right.
So I mean that was that was a very thought provoking
confession. Yeah I I do recommend 1 real
quick. Get a motorcycle dude 'cause
he's like, I miss the fear everyday.
Just take, take, take a nice bike ride into to work every
day. That'll give you a little
adrenaline rush that you need this guy just or jump out of an

(21:59):
airplane or something. You got to get your adrenaline
fix. I mean, there are still people
that are, are living that way, like they're, they're still
afraid. I mean, 'cause obviously COVID
is still around. It's just different variants.
But they're still like wearing bubble suits and not going out
and. I, I, I will say this, COVID
made it OK to wear a mask in public.

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If you're like, no one would wear a mask.
Like if you, if you're sick, youcan see it a lot.
Sometimes people in the grocery store still, if they're sick,
they'll wear a mask that never that didn't exist before.
They didn't. Yeah, and and people I think are
a little bit more cleanly like they tend to sanitize more,
sanitize their hands and maybe we picked up some good some good
habits on everybody. But I, I, I see it at work all

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the time where a lot of people are cleaning the rooms and the
things that the spaces that we share and stuff like that.
We used to walk in and just house the whole place.
Yeah, I still think dirtier is better.
You build, you build an immunity.
That that boomer mindset, Yeah, I never got.
I don't get sick. When I was a kid, I would eat
dirt. I used to drink out of the hose.

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I swam in a river that had like,'cause we live next to a
manufacturing plant. Oh, I know exactly what what
place we're talking about. So we used to play in a river
and we'd be sitting there playing and the next thing you
know, the river turns like blue and, and their turns red 'cause
they're dumping all their dyes and stuff into the fucking
river. Yeah, yeah.

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I mean. That was that ring.
A Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
I used to play in the river. Yeah, yeah, back in the day.
All right. So yeah, that was very thought
provoking Confessions. Yeah.
For sure. I like that one.
I think everybody thinks it. Male call.
All right, you know the rules for mail call.
You send in your questions and we answer them honestly and

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truthfully. No secrets allowed.
Could be anything you want to ask.
Rapid fire questions, personal questions.
What are our deepest, darkest thoughts, hopes and dreams?
Whatever you want to ask. Nothing is off limits.
Nothing. Nothing.
Not a thing. And I'm still waiting for
questions for Casey. I know.
Please guys, never. Please.
Send in a question for never. Do I wanna see him squirt?
You have to. If somebody, if somebody sends

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in a question specifically for you, you have to answer it.
That's the rules I'll answer. It my own way though, no?
You can do whatever you want, Yeah.
You have to answer it though. Alright, so I'm gonna send one
in just. Call it.
The anonymous who? Yeah, PP to the T Yeah.
PP to the. TPP to the T.
Right. All right, what do we got?
Where? We I can refuse to answer or

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I'll I, you know, maybe no, that's.
Not there's nothing is awful andthey whatever.
No, we have to ask. You, well, we'll see how that
goes. Right.
Please send send me questions. All right, our first one from
Snail Tracks 3385. That made you laugh?
That got you, dude. And I.
I will spit my fucking prone everywhere.
All right, go. Ahead Snail Tracks 3385 is

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right. This is a real.
Thing that's a real. Thing.
Oh my God. OK.
Maybe an unpopular opinion but when I'm stuck in traffic, yeah
where there is a merge requirement traffic just back
up, I will purposely position myvehicle Oh my God over the line.
I I fucking do this. I do this.
Alright, let's do. It alright so I can get your
reactions. Yeah, I will purposely position
my vehicle over the line to block the extra lane to prevent

(25:14):
other vehicles from taking advantage of the open.
Lane, I love you, whoever this is.
Fucking love them to jump positions in the back.
What are your thoughts on this? Do you take advantage of the
open lane to drive past everyoneelse already in the back to give
yourself a better position to get through sooner?
Or do you take your spot as designed and wait wait it out

(25:35):
like everyone else? Also, I know I'm a rare blocker.
I'm in the backup. Some agree or appreciate this
effort, some think I'm just being petty.
Thoughts. Garrett.
I get in the line and I wait my turn like a good little boy.
Yeah, sometimes I fly by in thatlane though, all the way up in,
but that. But within within reason.

(25:57):
To be fair, the block, the blockers kind of annoy me.
The guys who like will come out and block the lane.
I don't know. It seems like a very like, all
right, relax dude, You're not the you're not the police of the
road here like. I'm a blocker.
I do it. Why do you do it?
Why? Because all right, so let, let.
Let's do do you have like you? Want it's always some dude in a

(26:19):
big ass truck too. Thinks he's like, I don't know.
Are you on? The road Are you on a power
trip? You're like.
No, because it annoys. Hall monitor energy it's very.
It's very. Do you have your hall pass?
It's very simple. What?
What physics? Is it physics?
What I don't know. So basically when when you're

(26:40):
going from 2 lanes to one, thereis there is a merge point,
correct? And the construction signs are
set up strategically to give youfair warning that hey, left lane
closed ahead, right lane closed ahead, right.
You have plenty, plenty of warning to move over to whatever

(27:02):
fucking lane is open, correct? And then you have these butt
munch motherfuckers who try to ride that lane all the way to
the very end, which then causes a clusterfuck at the merge
point. I'm with you.
OK, so if everybody just reads the fucking sign that says left
lane closed ahead, move to the right lane and then you have a

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steady flow of traffic through the construction zone, OK?
Yep. Instead you have like fucking 30
fucking morons who ride it all the way to the fucking merge
point and now you have a fuckingtraffic jam.
I agree. I agree with you.
That's why I just get in the line early and I just stay there
and just ride right. I, I, I'm with you.

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I just. I.
Don't block. I'm not that guy who's.
Like dudes, motherfucker. You, you, I can.
I can actually see you sitting in your car and getting angry.
Like getting mad when someone goes.
At that point in time, if murderwas legal, I'd murder every
single one of. Them that's a that is a but.
But when I'm when I'm blocking, when I do block, I don't do it
all the time. But when I do block, I don't do

(28:10):
it right, right off the bat. I wait until the clusterfuck
starts clustering and then I still see people coming and I'm
like, Nah, this ain't fucking happening.
This ain't fucking happening. There's no fucking way.
There's no fucking way I'm gonnasit here patiently because I'm a
fucking adult while you fucking morons you fucking Neanderthal

(28:31):
mouth breathers are fucking trying to cut the fucking lane
and causing a fucking traffic jam at the fucking merge point.
No, your, your, your, your theory is right.
No. That's why I just get in the
lane and. Write it up.
Just write it up. Just let it go.
You have. Have you ever had an actual road
rage incident? Like where?
Like it's gotten. Back where?
Where you could have been arrested had to.

(28:54):
I've had a couple not not like, not bad like.
Get out of the car and fight this guy Like no no.
No, no, no. Never got to so my road rage.
Follow them home. No, so my road rage to their.
Workplace. My road rage is very limited,
like I'll fucking be like you. Mother fucker and.

(29:17):
Then like 2 seconds later I'm back to sing working my way
downtown, you know? Like I get over it, really.
Quick. Yeah, yeah.
So I love all of you, OK? However, don't be a Dick on the
road. I agree.
You know, you know who you are. But also don't be the hall

(29:37):
monitor on the road, no. I'm going to be the hall
monitor. All right.
Yeah, that was a good that. Was going I liked that one.
I I read that and I thought it was like these guys are going to
like this one. So all right, let's do another
one if I can pull it up here. What was that snail trail?
Snail Snail Track. Snail Track, 3385.

(30:01):
OK. All right.
This one's a good one too. Please stop crying, right?
Please stop. Crying Hi guys, my friends say
here, let me I'll pull you up. Hi guys.
My friends say I'm just a littlebit strange, so it's only fair
that I ask just one strange little question.
OK, Out of curiosity, what position do you guys sleep in?

(30:23):
Love you guys and the podcast Keep them episodes coming.
I am AI, don't know what it's called, stair stair climber or
something where? You sleep on your stomach with
your like legs up to your chest.Yes, and my arm underneath my
pillow. So you like curl into a little

(30:44):
just one fetal position sideways?
No, no, no, I fetal so I'm on mybelly and I'm kind of like got
this arm underneath my pillow with this leg up do.
You have like a thick pillow or a a thick.
A thick. Pillow Moderate.
OK. Yeah.

(31:05):
I am for the first like 15 minutes on my back, starfish.
Nope, arm up. Kelly's here.
And I'm just praying that she falls asleep so I can push her
off, so I can push her off and then I turn the other way and
then I I'm just like fetal position sideways pill pillow

(31:26):
like that. It's so true, dude.
I sleep. Somebody sleeping on your like
chest. I mean, you're like get the fuck
off. Your foot, especially when their
head is like, right. Yeah, on your bone.
Right in this little gap, right here.
I will say though. And then it makes your arm just
fucking go totally fucking numb.I will say though, I love being

(31:47):
a little spoon. Little spoon, yeah.
And I never get it and it pissesme off.
I. Appreciate a little.
Spoon I I do like being a littlespoon.
As a bigger guy. I like having a pack, a
backpack. You know what?
I. Mean as a bigger guy, I I rarely
am the little spoon. Yeah, it's nice.
I. Like being cuddled, It's nice.
I like being cuddled, you know? It's a nice little little break.
What about you, Casey? I, I don't sleep.

(32:09):
I just, or if I do, it's like a horse.
I just stand and just, you know.Yeah, he's like, he's like a
vampire. OK.
No, I mostly on my stomach, yeah.
On your stomach, put like hands underneath the pillow.
Like hands, like down at the sides, like I might start with,
like you just passed. Out or something.

(32:32):
Hit the bed like. Like you got tased.
Who sleeps like that? What?
Reverse vampire. You do you wake up with a sore
throat from like breathing the pillow in the whole time.
I mean, is your head at least off to the side or are you like

(32:55):
facing a pillow? Like what do you?
What's going on? Oh.
That's. Funny, you have to turn your
head to the side 'cause you'll suffocate if you don't.
OK. But yeah, mostly head to the
like I'll start kind of like howyou do hands it and then I they
kind of work their way down 'cause like if you leave your
arms up for a while and I'm not very flexible so like my
shoulders will start to hurt. So yeah, usually I move them

(33:16):
down and head to the side. But yeah, no, I don't wake up
with any real issues. But yeah, most.
Belly sleepers, huh? Yeah, being a belly sleep,
that's there's not too many of us out there.
Although I did learn that I'm sleeping the wrong way because I
sleep like I'll, I'm, I'm, I'll be on my belly.
And like I said, I'm kind of like one arm under the pillow.

(33:37):
There's a pillow right here. Yeah, with my left leg kind of
up, but that puts my body kind of positioned to the right side,
which is not good for your digestion.
You have to be on your left side.
You know that I also for anybodyout there that sleeps with a

(33:58):
partner, the best feeling in theworld is getting the other side
of the bed 'cause you know, likeit's very strict like where
somebody, you know, how like do people like I'm, this is my
side, that's your side when likeso since we work nights, when I
get home, I'm like, fuck this bitch.
Get all comfy in her spot. But it's only better.

(34:18):
It's only better like if they were there previously, you know
what I mean? So like hanging?
Out in someone's warmth. No, So like, no, because like
when you're with somebody right now, let's say that it's our,
let's say for example, it's our day off, right and we're
sleeping and I'm just gonna hypothetically say Kelly because

(34:39):
for the story. So you're sleeping there next to
Kelly and then she gets up to get ready for work.
Oh yeah, you just then you just kind.
Of like you just like like. There's no better feeling to be
like have be on your side of thebed and then all of a sudden
discover I got the whole bed. You just kind of like starfish,

(34:59):
yeah. Yeah, 'cause like she'll get up
in the morning and then the dog will jump right into her spot.
And then I'll just. Cuddle the fucking.
Dog Beretta. Motherfucker Squeezer.
So yeah, it's it's, it's a good question.
All right, next one I. Want to know their I Want to

(35:20):
know where their I? Know, I said.
I want to know theirs. They should have told her.
Oh yeah? Well, maybe they can write back
next week and and tell us what they do.
All right, next one. I like to sleep face down, ass
up. Just kidding.
That's a crazy image. All right.

(35:43):
Next question. Yeah, yeah, let's go.
I'm. Just waiting to see if there's
anything I surrender rights. Oh.
OK. I don't know, there's a part of
me that loves to stir things up and cause rifts between people.
You guys. Yeah, and you guys are no
exception to this. Oh, OK.

(36:04):
I want to know. I want to know if 2 of you are
about to die but the other one can save one from sheer death,
which one would you save? I hope your answers don't create
any bad blood between you. Just kidding.
Oh. That's such a good question.
I like this guy's mindset. I like so.
Are we doing all three of us? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(36:24):
We got 2 have to. Two have to live, one has to
die. No one.
Well, yes, 2. Three of us are.
Here, the one that's gonna save.Two can walk out and we have to
come to the decision. Right?
All right, hear me out. Hear me out, hear me out.
I got young kids hang. On one second.
Hear me out. I got young kids.

(36:45):
Oh, all right. Yeah, you're already OK.
I'm just saying. Fuck them kids.
I'm. Just saying I still I like.
You were literally last week willing to flip a coin and you
might die. Yeah, but that was for a chance
at generational wealth. All right before you even like
said, told me to go fuck myself basically for what 'cause you
said I got kids, I got, I got kids I gotta.

(37:06):
Get out there guys. Got.
Kids too. I got kids.
Yeah, but they're they're grown.So they.
Does that make me make them missme any less?
No, of course they'll miss you. I have family too, you know.
Why Is your family better than my family?
Oh, you stepped in it. You don't even realize.
It well before Garrett. They're gonna kill me.

(37:30):
Yeah, I would have said. No, no, you killed you by that
comment. Whatever, dude.
So I wasn't just saying, I don'tknow, three of us, that I would
probably save Garrett because hehas young children, yes, but
now, yes, since he wants to murder me.
I didn't say you. No, you did in, in in a in a

(37:52):
roundabout way you did. I didn't say you.
Yep. Oh, Casey.
No, I didn't say Casey. I was gonna.
I was just bringing up some topics that we can all like,
hey, This is why I want to be saved.
I was gonna go down the line. We were gonna go across the
room. That's what I was looking at.
Well, none of us took it that way, so.
So Casey are. We in agreement.

(38:13):
I mean, I yeah, I guess. All right.
I'll give you a Casey. Hear me out, hear me out.
Garrett, you voted off the island.
I'm sorry. Casey.
Casey. Go ahead, go.
Ahead. He's already over the hill.
He's already over the hill. We can get the fuck out of here.
Can I can I have your golf clubs?
Sure. You.
Can have whatever you want dude.No, I'm not.

(38:34):
I mean, I'm gonna have. No, no, no, no, no, no.
After you fall to your. Desk, listen, listen.
Let's get to look at it here. It's all right, Jerry.
I got you. It's all right.
You guys can Take Me Out. I don't care.
I'll sacrifice myself for both of you.
How about that? It doesn't work like that.
Why? All you would do is you would

(38:55):
jump off the Cliff and then we'dall die.
Yeah, that's true. Like we have to choose.
Right, that's what I'm saying. So choose me.
No sacrifice myself. I don't know.
Yeah, I was originally going to say you, but you can go fuck
yourself. Now whatever.
Dude, this podcast is over. I'm done with you guys.
Definitely. Starting to imagine, just walked

(39:15):
out. Fuck you.
Thanks a lot. Whatever your name, I.
Like that, I like, I like that mindset.
I like that mindset. Just drop a little like hey,
little spicy one and just keep going.
That's my favorite thing to do is walk in a room.
Walk in a room, just bring up something crazy and then walk
out and just listen to the chaos.

(39:35):
Like so. So fun.
I'm very uneducated in a lot of things, right?
So if I walk in and you guys arehaving this like conversation,
right? Not just you guys, anybody.
Like I walk into the room. Oh, we're talking about this
blah blah blah. Blah blah.
I will purposely come up with the opposite of what you're

(39:58):
saying. Just argue.
Just to fucking get it going, you know what I mean?
And just sit back and watch the fucking.
Fireworks. It's so fun.
It's, it's so fun. Why we do, I do that at work all
the time. Like especially like I'll, I'll
talk like politics. I'll just, I'll just set someone
off and then I'll be like, and then they'll just be trying to
explain to me like, Oh my God, you're so right.

(40:20):
You're so right. You just changed my whole
thoughts. And then they'll be like, fuck
you. You didn't know you're, you're
fucking with me. I'm like, no, man, you're,
you've been right the whole time.
And then that just sets them offeven more.
Yeah, I like. It's fun.
I go in and just throw a fuckingwrench into things pretty good.
No, no, Like that guy largely achieved that with us.

(40:41):
And I see where Garrett stands on things.
Yeah, Garrett. I got the millennial mindset,
dude. I don't care.
Let it end tomorrow, Let the fucking meteor come.
I don't care. You just said that you wanted me
and Casey to die. No, I just said I'd I'd just
send me off. No, you just said I got kids.
I got I was just I was gonna go around the room and we were
gonna tell why we why we should.I thought that would have been

(41:02):
cool. Oh OK, that's what I was saying.
Here's my reason why. Why do I get to live?
Because Garrett. I'm saying, why do you want to?
Live Why do I? Is that what you would do?
Like if you're you're hanging onfor dear life, you're like,
you're just going to list off a bunch of reasons why Jarry or I

(41:23):
should go and save you, No. I I said to go around the room
and explain why you think you should live.
OK, That's what I was trying. So Garrett, Garrett, young
children because he has young children.
Yeah. No, no, it was just young
children. That's right.
Then you got you got young children, but.
Yeah, yeah, young children. Casey, what's what's you're
gonna save? You're trying to save your life

(41:45):
right now, so. Wait, can I sweeten it up a
little quick? Real quick?
I want to be able to walk my daughter down the aisle, and
you're gonna take that away fromher?
That's pretty good. Honestly, I'd probably be like
don't worry about me save. Garrett, you probably save.
Jared, whomever like. That's how I was originally,

(42:07):
yeah. Like when that question first
came out, I'm like, well, obviously it's Garrett.
But then he became Garrett Garrett, and then that just
changed everything. All right, so why?
Why? What's your reason for?
Because I'm not you. No.
What's your actual reason for not living Go?
Why? Yeah.
Because I still have grandchildren, I need to see

(42:28):
that. Is true.
That is true. They could be coming any minute
now. My goal, my goal, my entire goal
in life right now is to be. To live long enough for my grand
grandchildren to know who I was.Are you gonna send your
grandkids to the First Congressional Chloroform
Cathedral? With that dude, no.
I've. Been watching that one.
No, no, no. Because like the worst thing it

(42:52):
like I grew up with two grandparents, one on my mother's
side, one on my father's side. So I never knew my paternal
grandfather and I never knew my maternal grandmother 'cause they
were both dead. Very similar to me.
I never knew my grandpa. So I kind of want my

(43:12):
grandchildren to know, you know,who I was not just like, oh,
Grandpa Dave or whatever. Some, some you're.
Just hearing. Mythical fucking creature.
You know, Grandpa Dave used to love doing crossword puzzles.
Like that's all you get. That's all you get of who your
grandfather was. And not only that, like Gavin

(43:33):
and Ethan were young when my mother passed, so Gavin has
little fucking slight memories of her.
He was. He's older one.
Yeah, and Ethan? Doesn't even.
Know has no idea, you know what I mean?
And like I just remember like how much she fucking loved those
kids, you know what I mean? And how happy it made her feel

(43:56):
and like, like the things that she did with them and also that
kind of stuff. So it kind of sucks knowing that
my kids barely remember any of that, you know what I mean?
Kids. So that I mean my so that's my
goal right now. So please save me.
Please save. Me be the I want to be the best.
Grandpa ever. But anyway, yeah, no, nothing

(44:17):
still, yeah. I told you, fuck it.
Do I have a chance? At least, yeah, you do.
OK. Yeah, maybe there's a solution
to this problem where we can alllive and.
Yeah, that's what we have. Happily ever after.
How we turn it around. I mean spider man did it in the
first spider man. Yeah, but then the other one
dropped Gwen on her head and shedied.

(44:40):
We won't be that spider man. The best Andrew Garfield was the
best Spider man. All right, keep going.
Let's go. Next question.
Is that it? That's that's all we got.
That's all we got, yeah. All right.
Now that case has got me on camera.
Fucking opening bottle of beer, right?
Brought to you by Corona. We really do need a Corona
sponsorship. We do.
Holy shit Corona, reach out. All right, welcome to the new

(45:12):
criminal AF segment of Chat Sui.So I think going forward.
That that I got emotional a little bit when I saw that
intro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It brings back some memories. I think going forward, just kind
of like the way things are are going and happening right now.
I think Criminal AF as its own entity is probably going to be

(45:36):
probably like a Patreon thing and we'll do like little
Criminal AF segments, Yeah, but it's up for this.
Podcast will definitely throw some true.
Crime in there and then. And then we can, we can always
do full episodes on the Patreon for the Patreon for the people
that actually. Yeah, so, so, yeah, so we're
gonna kind of like transition to, you know, full chat suey

(45:58):
episodes with with criminal AF segments and then we'll do full
criminal AF episodes for the Patreon, you know, when when
like a major case comes up or something like that, you know.
So yeah. So, so if you're, if you are
following us on a chat sui link or if you're following us on a
criminal AF link, eventually those are going to be combined

(46:21):
to make one podcast. Yeah.
I like it. Yeah, that's good.
And it seems like this one kind of goes better.
And we're we're doing them everyweek and it's like bam bam, bam,
bam. We're just knocking them out,
you know, whereas criminal AF islike took fucking forever, you
know, do like a podcast like every.
Double checking everything you're about to say and writing
the story 'cause you don't know if it's real or not or yeah,

(46:42):
Yep, it's a lot to it. Yeah, yeah.
And all those big true crime podcasts, they have like 9
writers behind them that are like, yeah.
And like a team that's working on these.
Not a single one of them. Here at Studio Chloroform, I
know we like to, you know, the marble floors and.
Shit, but yeah, it's. It's not that type of yeah
operation. They have researchers, they have
people doing all this fucking other kind of shit, you know,
and I don't know, we work fucking 4860 hours a week.

(47:06):
I I don't have time for that, you know what I mean?
It's just it's so consuming. My entire days off are
specifically dedicated to that and I just can't do it anymore.
So here we are. This is it.
That's. Good, I think, if you like.
It you like it? If you don't, you know, I'm
sorry. See you.
Yeah. One way or another.
All right, so today we're going to discuss a story shared with
us by our friend Liz, and we're going to learn what happens when

(47:29):
pool season opens with more thanjust a dead squirrel and a
couple of deflated noodles. We're going to we're going to go
to East Shoreham, Long Island, Long Island, where one unlucky
homeowner rolled back his pool cover and instead of finding
leaves or that floaty thing he bought in 2019 and forgot that

(47:50):
existed, he found a whole body in his pool.
Jesus Christ. Just soaking.
Oh. How do you not smell that when
you're walking around the pool? I don't know.
Yeah, it's gonna. Happen if it was, if it wasn't
there for a while, it's it's kind of, it had to have had a a
stench. We've talked about it all the
time. You can smell death.

(48:11):
You can smell that from afar. Well, I don't know if it's like
kind of like in the water though.
I don't know. Yeah, because it, for one, it's
cold, it's in a pool, it's covered.
Like how often do you walk by your pool when it's closed up?
Like how often do you go outside, especially with a huge
yard or whatever? Yeah, I guess.
Yeah. All right, so let's let's get
into the mood here. So imagine it's a sunny day,

(48:35):
you're feeling productive. You think, hey, you know, I'm
gonna open the pool, maybe fire up the grill, pop a couple
beers, you know, and then boom, there's a fucking corpse flowing
in your pool, right? That's not fucking chlorine
safe, all right? That's that's not a good thing.
I think you throw the whole poolout at that.
Just get a new get a whole new pool.
Dig it out. Yeah.

(48:55):
So naturally the Suffolk County police show up and they're like,
Yep, that's definitely a body you.
Might need a great detective work here Officer.
That right there is a body. We might need an autopsy for
this one. So very good detective work
there. Yeah, but wait, here's a plot
twist. This might be connected to a

(49:15):
murder from last November because apparently in this
neighborhood, murder doesn't sleep.
It just takes the winter off. Great, great line.
Great. I like that.
So let's rewind back on November9th, 2020, four 23 year old
Matthew Zoll allegedly stabbed his dad, Joseph Zoll, a well

(49:36):
liked man, man, mailman and backyard BBQ enthusiast.
This happened at 1:30 AM, which is either prime stabbing hour or
a very bad time to realize that therapy was a better option.
Joe was rushed to the hospital but sadly didn't make it.
And Matthew, he ran, or more like drove into a tree less than

(49:59):
a couple of blocks away from hishouse.
All right. And then he ran, or more like
dove into a pool because apparently he thought that like
going underneath a pool cover. Was smart.
It was a smart thing to do in November when you're running
from police, right? So police are waiting for DNA,

(50:21):
but they're strongly investigating the possibility,
which is cop speak for. It's totally him, but we're
covering our asses now. This neighborhood is
understandably spiraling into a Lifetime movie, Sharon Healey, a
local neighbor and now probably scared to death of her own pool,
said. It's just so disturbing.

(50:43):
What if there were kids around? Oh, the poor family.
Now, Sharon, I agree. But also, what if you just had a
nice mimosa and kept the cover on?
Don't worry about the pool. And then there's peeler Peter
Gaorelick, who chimed in with. I don't know why someone would
try to get under the cover. It's just not a smart thing to.

(51:03):
Do no duh, but not so isn't running from the police yet,
dummy. Fucking Oh my God.
I mean in in the guy's defense that dove into the pool like the
police never did find him. He got away, he got away.
He just he just died in the. Mood.
Yeah, Yeah. The irony real quick in this
that he stabs someone who is a backyard BBQ enthusiast and he

(51:24):
dies in a pool. It's kind of funny.
It is. It's.
Kind of the. Irony there is.
A full circle. Full circle dies in a backyard
BBQ situation. So they should actually put this
guy Peter on the fucking case because guess what?
He just solved the crime. Don't fucking jump in the pool.
That's not smart. There you go.
But this thing goes deeper than just one body.

(51:44):
We have interviews and we have drama and we have a woman named
Karen, and her name is Karen Difley, who lived next to the
Zols for years. She says she heard faint cries
for help that night, like a ghost whispering.
Karen, this is like, oh, there's, there's ghosts in my
bones. I don't know.
What's happening? Let me blow him a lot of coke.

(52:06):
I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go.
Look. Right.
So, so instead of assuming that there was a murder happening,
she thought it was just her husband's TV at 1:30 in the
morning. Karen, sweetie, let me tell you,
if there's someone yelling help,you might want to pause your
Netflix and take a look outside,you know, while the before the

(52:27):
stabbing finishes, you know? Well.
She would Karen was not watchingNetflix.
She was on. She was on syndicated TV for
like, yeah, she used to watch a lifetime.
Lifetime. Lifetime watching those old
Golden Girls reruns. Yeah.
Oh Golden Girls is great. Golden Girls is good.
Yeah, yeah. So neighbors say Joe was a super
nice guy. He gave out mulberries.

(52:48):
He lent out lawn mowers. He cleaned up after a rough
patch. It was alcohol.
And was was trying to enjoy his retirement, his grill and
apparently 0 peace because for Matthew, who had schizophrenia
and had recently gone off his meds, which according to another
neighbor neighbor might have started this whole tragic

(53:09):
situation. And listen, this is your
reminder. Mental health is not optional,
especially when knives are involved, right?
We want to check that out now. Police, we're still looking for
Matthew, or maybe just confirming that he's the guy
that ended up marinating in the pool all winter.
So if it is him, we can cancel the manhunt.

(53:32):
If not, congratulations Long Island, you now have two murder
mysteries for the price of 1. So to recap, this weekend's pool
party is cancelled. If you hear cries for help, you
might you might want to believe.It go investigate.
Yeah, and if your neighborhood has one active murder case and
one human floatie, maybe it's time to move or at least drain

(53:53):
your pool. So that's your episode or your
segment. What do you guys think?
Wow, I like it. I like it.
That's a good it's a the ambiance is perfect for the
start of summer. Yeah, very nice.
Yeah. But I wonder now I'm more
curious when we open up. I know.
I was just going to say I, we, we literally walked out there.

(54:14):
I was looking at your pool coverand I was like, oh man, I hope
there's not a body under there. Yeah, guess what?
Ding, Ding, Ding. Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding.
Got a body? In Norwich, CT.
A body for you, A body for you, everybody.
Got the body. Yeah, All right.
Yeah. So yeah, I don't know how to
fucking flip this. Yeah, I don't know.
How do we segue? So we gonna go to my segment

(54:35):
then? Yeah.
OK, I'm next. All right.
Welcome to Foolish thoughts withGarrett.
There's no I don't have a queuedup.
It's. A nice new segment.
I don't have a queued up a nice beautiful story here.
I just have one question. Because the girls are.
Fighting. OK, obviously the tweet that
took the last two days by storm for sure and hit every news

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outlet. Casey, bring it up real quick.
OK, let's see if I can. I don't even know if I haven't
queued up yet. And could you read it for me?
One second, one second he's. The producer.
OK, great. I got it ready.
Yeah. Let's do.
Let's do this one. How can you go see?

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Now this is also the tweet aftera million of their back and
forth. This was the This was the bomb
drop before he left. Yeah, so it just says time to
drop the really big bomb at realDonald Trump is in the Epstein
files. That is the real reason they
have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT.
Boom boom, boom boom. The girls are fighting.

(55:45):
It is kind of sad that they broke up, but.
Well, by the by, hang on. By the time this episode got
together, they kind of sort of little came up.
Like at this point, Elon has deleted all the tweets that he
put out over the last day or two.
And so now you have to like, diginto the archives to find them,
to find the actual, But we'll see how long it lasts.

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But my one question to us to start off the conversation is.
Are we? Are if, if Epstein, if
theoretically, if he had this island and all this other stuff
and there's the files and all this.
I mean, do people who Epstein isthat listen?
Of course. Of course people know who
Epstein is, but my question would be is are would are you

(56:25):
actually surprised that Donald is would be in the like isn't
that? Wasn't this always already well
known? I will say this, and this is
this is just my opinion, if you make or had made over $20
million a year, you fucked a 13 year old.

(56:46):
I'm fucking it's honestly the the scary part is it seems like
that at this point. Like you like if you had any
money whatsoever to to speak of.Or talking like heads of banks.
Heads of banks. Board.
Board member. Politicians fucking whatever you
went and got your peepee diddledon fucking Epstein.

(57:07):
I think there was a specific group that he would hang around
with though, you know what I mean?
Including celebrities. It wasn't even just necessarily,
you know, the high, high people,but it's just, I mean, there's
videos of Trump. I know Trump tried to like
switch it around and be like. Oh no, I.
He was acting weird and I kickedhim out of Mar a Lago.
Dude, he was dancing with fucking Jeffrey in that video.

(57:27):
He was. Yeah, there was a video of
Donald Trump going to, I think his New York house, Epstein,
this was probably decades ago inNew York.
He was going to Epstein's house in New York and they were like,
I don't know, goggling at a couple of girls that were
dancing and stuff like that. And so he he obviously knew who

(57:48):
he was. But I mean, so did everybody at
in. That's that.
Point. Like everybody knew.
Like, I mean, look at the plane record alone of how many people,
but like he knew Epstein was knew what he was doing.
He'd be like, hey, I got this plane, you guys want to fly for
free. You'd make the he'd make the
the, the connections. Basically, he knew what he was.

(58:09):
Doing yeah, whether Donald Trumpwas, you know, went to the
island and did anything weird, like I'll give him the benefit
of the doubt. I've, you know, I've not really
dug into this. I think the world has bigger
issues than whatever whatever isgoing on with that.
But but yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know that I would be

(58:30):
surprised one way or the other if anything came out like that
was tangible and and, you know, there was proof there, but I
don't know as of right now. I think it's just a lot of it
just seemed like Elon came out with it because there was this
bitter back and forth and, you know, he's going to.
Yeah, but who knows? I mean, Elon was in in the
government and maybe he saw something.

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I don't know. But Elon has made said lots of
things that turned out not to betrue.
Very true. Very, very true.
So I think the only like high profile person that's been kind
of officially linked to all thiswas wasn't Prince, Prince
Andrew, Andrew. Prince Andrew.
Yeah, he had all, he had all of his royal titles stripped,

(59:12):
stripped and all that kind of shit.
So. Well, that girl, that girl just.
Died. She killed herself.
Right, she killed herself. That's.
That's. Just like Epstein.
No, I think hers was actually a real.
Didn't we see though this cominglike at like even at the start

(59:33):
of the campaign when he started bringing Elon us and Elon was
basically living in a closet in Mar a Lago and shit?
Like, didn't we see that the break up was like, they were
gonna, they were gonna eventually come to heads?
They had a very nice departure the other day.
Nice send off for Elon. I will say about the Epstein
alleged suicide conspiracy, Dan Borgino and Cash Patel, who's

(59:58):
now the FBI director and he's the deputy.
Dan Borgino is the deputy FBI director.
They came out and unequivocally said that there was no, there
was no conspiracy there. He wasn't murdered.
He, he, he did what he did, you know, and that's what they said
so. But but if you were to head of
the FB. But but if your boss who put you

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there? Was in the files.
You'd say the same thing too. Yeah, look, I I wouldn't trust
necessarily those guys as far asI could throw them.
But again. Yeah, they're like they're
memes, both of them. They not Cash Patel a little
bit. The other guy who was his name.
Dan born Gino. He literally was a podcast dude,
you know? Former He was a Secret Service,

(01:00:40):
yeah. Was he in the Secret Service?
Yeah, OK. He was a former special agent
for the Secret Service. I don't think either of those
people probably should be in their positions that they're in.
But yeah, again, I, I, you know,if, if the proof is there, you
know, I'm, I'm sure at some point it'll come out one way or
another, but. And but until.
It won't ever. It won't come out.
Until then, I'll reserve judgement.

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It won't ever come out. I don't know, I feel like guys
like Epstein, they don't, they don't kill themselves like that.
They get, they, they got the best lawyers in the world.
They get out ten years on good behaviour, like, you know what I
mean? Like there's a there's a grand
scheme. I think they had him dead to
rights and he knew it. And I think that it's, it's
pretty well documented that the prison that he was being kept in

(01:01:25):
just, they were not doing what they were supposed to do to
prevent things like that. And I, I think the, the lack of
standards there ultimately led to the situation with Epstein.
I think he knew he was done and and decided to take the easy way
out. I can't go to my island anymore.

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I can't watch Stephen Hawking. I want to go to the island.
Then Stephen Hawking like. He he liked to have midgets.
Midgets. Trying to do hard equations.
On. I chalk words.
Like reaching, try to do the. You know what's crazy too, is
when that all came out, I believe it because he was a dog

(01:02:09):
even in the wheelchair, Like when he was in the wheelchair,
he was still a dog. He left his wife.
Just just because you're like, incapacitated doesn't mean your
brain doesn't. He was a fucking little well.
Cat. Collar, dude, we have our we
have our, we all have our littlethings, you know?
Yeah. It's just I was the the amount
of attention that that tweet gotevery news, every single every

(01:02:31):
time you just go through Facebook 1000 things, people
talking about it. It was just, it was, it was
definitely the the key one out of that little fight.
But I mean, if you don't have definitive proof, yeah, but
like, throwing it out there kindof like minimizes the, you know,
the importance of. It you know it's just like the

(01:02:51):
the Drake and Kendrick beef, just throw out that he's a
pedophile with no proof, right? He's a pet.
Ross, shut up, dude, shut up. Fucking.
Drake Drake likes those 13 year olds.
Stop dude, he was on the island.I want to go to the island.
Drake likes those 13 year old girls to go.
To the island. Well, yeah, that's all I have
for my segment. Yeah, yeah, 'cause I, I wanted

(01:03:13):
to get into conspiracy theories,but we got, we really have to
save that for a, a actual full episode.
That would be a fun one. I want to do a conspiracy
Patreon episode. Yeah, or we just talk about
conspiracy. Theories.
And I'm going to tell you right now, Casey is going to fucking
combat that at all. It's going to be hilarious,
yeah. Because we were going to talk
about one of our favorite conspiracies, which is JFK and

(01:03:33):
Casey's. Like, I need to do a little bit
more research. And I'm like, it's a conspiracy
theory. I mean, what do you really want
to, you know, just fucking just wing it?
Just wing it. Like, what do you feel like?
That's what a conspiracy theory is.
It's like this is what I think. Yeah, the thing with the
conspiracy theories is generallythere's like a germ of truth

(01:03:54):
that gets twisted and turned into something else, and there's
a lot of stuff that gets thrown in there that's just not backed
up by anything. Like Operation Northwood.
I mean, that was proven to be real.
So that was a conspiracy theory for years until it came out,
which is crazy that we did that.And what else does that sound

(01:04:15):
like are we talking about? 911.
Just what? Jet.
Fuel melt. Steel beams right now.
Did we just do the? What what you will say though
Operation Northwoods that was confirmed.
Yeah, which one's that one? That's when.
That's when we were going to flythe plane over Cuba and have it
shot down. With a bunch of people in it.

(01:04:35):
Yeah, so we could blame it on Cuba and.
Go. To war, yeah.
That was an actual CIA. The CIA was gangster back in the
60s dude. They were legit.
Mind. Controls dude with the MK Ultra.
I don't think, I don't think that's the same now like
everyone's like the CIA this I don't, I think it's so like.
They're watered down. It's.
So watered down because of the oversight and the over like it's

(01:04:58):
not like back in the day. Dude when they used to get away
with. They used to get away, Yeah, get
away with everything. So it just seems kind of funny
that there's a, you know, there was the Operation Northwood
where they wanted to go to war with Cuba to get rid of Castro.
So we're just going to have a blank, a plane blow up over
fucking Cuba. Oh my God.
What was the people and blow it up?
Yeah, and then we have what happened in 2001 where we end up

(01:05:22):
going to a war with a made-up war.
Well, no, First we go to Afghanistan and we're like, hey,
well, you know what, We got to go over here too.
Afghanistan wasn't they? They weren't supposed to be a
part of this. We're gonna go.
To Iraq. We're gonna go to Iraq.
Let's. Go to that one right there.
Yeah, this is all. Switch it up.
This all happened because of them.
Yeah, let's go there. Little detour.

(01:05:43):
Then my man Colin Powell got thefucking shaft.
Yeah. You serve at the pleasure of the
president, no? It you know what's funny too is
W definitely was probably like. Just watching Casey's face.
Yeah, you know. He is fucking spinning.
Yeah, he is fucking spinning. Actually like put.
Your camera on Casey I want everybody to see.

(01:06:04):
No, there's no. Thinking they think about it
though you guys wasn't immediateat the.
CIA. You can hear this.
Wait, wait, you can hear this, right?
He's like, hey, bring up that Debbie in Northwoods or
whatever. Yeah.
Why don't we just do? That if you do that here.
I could totally see that. Nobody.
Let's watch me hit this draft. Now watch this draft.
You guys are just you're, that'sa lot.

(01:06:24):
You just just went jump from this to this.
I know, I know. That's the whole point.
It's the fun of it, Casey, you're having.
Fun. It's.
Not real. It is real.
Tomato. Tomato.
I mean, people died and you know.
It's horrible. Yeah, so it's real.
But jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
It does. Yeah, I'm not saying that was
created. People did die and it's a sad
situation, but the our government also gave people

(01:06:49):
fucking syphilis to see what theeffects of syphilis would be.
This is bringing me back to Marilyn Manson episode.
Right. Did we not?
I don't know. The Tuscany.
Tuscany. Experiments.
Airmen. Yeah, Injectable with syphilis.
Let's. See what happens.
Let's see what happens. For a long Prolia non treated.

(01:07:11):
Syphilis. Let's see what happens.
Yep, that happened too. They did a lot of fucking crazy
shit back then. Shit.
He's spinning. I love it.
All right, now we gotta say we gotta let's go.
Let's move on. We'll go.
This will be a patriotic Dan. We are 100% doing this as a
picture. Because it's gonna end up with
like, yelling. We're just gonna argue back and
forth. No, look, there's a lot of stuff

(01:07:35):
I got brought up. I think it'd be interesting to
take it piece by piece and unpack it once we've we've all
done our due diligence. But you know, yeah, we'll,
we'll, we'll save that for a, a different venue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All.
Right, next one. That was a good one.
It was. Yeah, it was pretty good, yeah.
So all right, OK. Welcome to my segment.

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It's going to be called the 13thfloor.
It's kind of just like a play onthe fact that a lot of
buildings, they kind of skip the13th floor.
So, you know, if you actually weren't able to go up to the
13th floor and, and the doors open, you'd get a probably a
bunch of nothing but. And that's kind of what this
segment's going to be, a little bit of everything, a little bit
of everything and a lot of nothing.

(01:08:32):
I. Have no idea.
So I just, I just kind of do going to do what Garrett did and
just I throw. Something out there?
Just throw something out there. And I'm obsessed with the
Titanic and I feel like that will.
Be an autistic child. I feel I feel like for this
segment. Hyper fixate.

(01:08:53):
Yeah, we can just have a conversation about whatever and
just see where it goes. OK, yeah, so, so what's your?
What's your? So I don't really have anything,
but like National Geographic just did a special on the
Titanic and they actually like did a 3D scan of the entire
ship. And so now you can actually go

(01:09:14):
like online and see the whole thing.
Because like when you go down there in the submarine and
you're looking at it, you can only see like what the light
shows you. And it's very small little bits
and pieces. And they actually sent the
scanning robots down and they'vescanned the whole thing.
And so now you can see the wholething.
The actual scan is insane. If you haven't seen it go look
at it. It's kind of it's sick.

(01:09:34):
And then that some, somewhere they recreate, they put a
life-size screen right of what it would look like.
Yeah, So anyway, the you know, the Titanic is just a really
cool story because it's this ship that was built in in
Northern Ireland by Heartland and Wolf and it was like the
pinnacle at the time of. Luxury.

(01:09:57):
And yeah, and, you know, the White Star line was known for
luxury and, you know, and it didn't matter which.
Line. Say the line.
Say the line. Say the line please.
It's in my head. I can't.
What line? It's over 100 feet longer than
this. Sorry, you can.
Be blase about something rose, but not about Titanic.
It's over 100 feet longer than Mauritania and far more

(01:10:17):
luxurious. But yeah, that the Cunard Leiden
was the White Star's main competitor.
And they were, you know, they were very, their ships were also
very luxurious. But they were built for speed,
you know, whereas Titanic was, you know, and the Olympic and
the Britannic, they were all built for, for with the luxury
in mind. And the, the cool thing about
the Titanic is that it was this like innovative, you know, ship

(01:10:39):
with all this cool technology init and it was practically
unsinkable. And on it's maiden voyage, you
get all of these well known famous rich people on board.
Everybody who? Wanted to.
You know, not the people who wanted the federal.
Reserve. Going back to conspiracy
theories, go. Ahead and you also but you also

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had people in you know second and third class who were just
trying to find a new way and andand go to America and.
Have a new Jack. Yeah, kind of like Jack in the
in the in the movie. They only, they let him, they
let him on the back deck every like couple hours.
They're like, all right, guys, go ahead.
You get some fresh air and then get back in the hole.
There was room on the door for Jack, by the way.

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There was, but they would have both died.
Obviously Jack had to die, according to James Cameron.
Yep, but no. And then, you know, the ship
takes off and it, it has a, you know, tragedy.
It has it's an iceberg and it sinks and 1500 people die and.
Did it really hit an iceberg? It did hit an iceberg.

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And that's, that's, that's so it's, it's this amazing tragic
story, you know, about, you know, man trying to overcome
Mother Nature and, and ultimately fails.
And, you know, and maybe that hubris cost the lives of of
many. Yeah, it's just a it's just a
really cool story. And obviously when I saw the
movie that that's what got me into Titanic and now.

(01:12:06):
We were young, too. Yeah.
I remember taking out the VHS box tape.
Yeah, you had the two. There was like, no, it was
three. I think that was 2.
Oh, it was two. Yeah, yeah, unless you had like
a special. Edition or something?
I'm not sure. I don't remember, but I remember
taking it out. You're watching it.
I was way too young to be watching the Titanic.
Yeah, me too, I think. I think your dad had a separate
VHS tape just of the car scene. The cars, it wasn't even that.

(01:12:28):
Yeah, it wasn't even that. Car The.
Car was a Renault and. I think that was the first hit I
ever saw and it's. Probably still on the ship right
now buried under sludge or something interesting.
But yeah, no, it's, I mean, I'm like obsessed with the like the
the boat and the mechanics and some of the crew like, you know,

(01:12:49):
that's that's where. The crew stories too are really
cool. So we we should do the Titanic
museum? We should vlog the Titanic
Museum. I've been to the Titanic Museum,
yeah. What in new?
York. No, no, no, no.
I'm saying the one that's. Oh, in Northern Ireland.
No, at the bomb in the ocean. No, no, we're not going to that

(01:13:09):
museum. Fucking implode.
No, the one. What's it?
It's down South on the white trash vacation we were talking.
About. What's it called?
Is that one in? It's in Tennessee.
Is it in Tennessee? Yeah, yeah.
I think it's in Tennessee. Because the Ark is in Kentucky.
Yeah, the Ark's in Kentucky. Yeah, the yeah, the Ark is in
Kentucky. And then the Titanic.
That's what I mean. Like white trash vacation to the

(01:13:30):
Titanic museum would be a great.I mean, I guess I feel like I
would hate that. What do you mean you get to
touch the water? No, you do.
And then you try to steer the boat.
I wouldn't hit that. Because it's because it wouldn't
be right like the like the the stuff wouldn't be right.
It's got to be accurate. So you're saying that one's all
replica? Replica.

(01:13:50):
No there's actual real like artifacts and shit from the the
Titanic. I guess I would reserve
judgement, but. Because guys, this is the only
guy who would walk through the Titanic Museum and be like,
that's actually not how it happened.
The lady's talking to you like, oh, actually he's like.
Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. This is.
This is inaccurate. Do.

(01:14:13):
I think, I think the most interesting thing about the
Titanic is that when you when like the the submarine or
whatever goes down there and yousee all like the shoes.
Oh yeah, you're like, where the hell are?
Like, where are all these randomshoes?
They just got eaten. No.
No, the body the. Body.
Just. Disintegrates.
Oh, from the pressure. Yeah, so you.
Can that's one of the things that Bob Ballard was talking

(01:14:36):
about after 'cause he's Bob Ballard was the one who actually
discovered the Titanic. It wasn't discovered until like
1985. So like, I don't know, 70 years
or something, just never found it.
And he, you know, he, he, he ended up discovering it.
And one of the things that he noticed was was that you you

(01:14:58):
would see like pairs of shoes next to each other and that that
was brought to his attention. And it was like, oh, yeah, I
think that's where the body's laid.
Like, they fell there and then obviously over 70 years they
disintegrated and things like leather and stuff like that,
like holds up really well. Yeah, down there they.
Basically have the full sheets looks the same.
Even sheets of paper like in themovie when when they bring up

(01:15:22):
Rose's picture paper in a leather bound item, it, it
preserved it. And so they could bring up like
money and stuff like that. And so that's kind of how they
got away with it in the movie. But.
I think we've talked about this on the podcast, OK, on on an
episode before, but when I watchthat movie, is it bad that I

(01:15:46):
kind of sympathize with Cal? I don't look at him as the
villain. Oh no.
Yeah, 100%. Like I get it, you don't hit
your significant other. Some fucking third class.
Like he was going to give her the world like like he he he did
genuinely care about her and I get it.
It's like, oh, he only likes my like my I just, he just wants me

(01:16:06):
for a status symbol or whatever.First off narcissistic was
fucked by saying that and then like then you run off with a
homeless. Man.
Yeah, well. She never, she never got the
opportunity. We don't know how that would
have all played out, but I don'tknow.
But yeah, I mean. Bought her the heart of the
ocean. I mean, he was pretty
insufferable. I have a child.

(01:16:27):
I mean, yeah, that too. I like that.
Motherfucker, I'd do the same thing if the fucking Titanic was
thinking I was trying to you. Know the thing?
The thing with I'm. Not going to fucking drown,
yeah? I'm going to do as come here,
kid. So Edwardian, that's the
Edwardian era. So like there was, it was like
drilled into you as as a man to to step back and sacrifice

(01:16:51):
yourself for women and children.That's.
Stupid. And, and, and the it's there's
truth to the women and children only.
There were officers that were only letting women and children
on their lifeboats. But the real rule is that it's
women and children first. So there were men that were able

(01:17:13):
to get on boats and survive although the the IT.
Is imagine being the ass the only man in a fucking lifeboat?
Like you just look like an asshole.
So like an absolute asshole. Well, didn't he take like some
like he took? They couldn't find the mom or
whatever. Yeah, like the.
In the movie at least, he. Just took some random kid.
Yeah, that was just. Crying in the corner.
The the thing with that is J Bruce Ismay, who is the chairman

(01:17:37):
of the White Star Line, he was riding on the maiden voyage of
the ship and you're staying in in one of the actually the
parlor suite B525456 in the movie that Rose and Cal were
using. That's actually, that was
actually his room still, bro, inreal life, we had little
outside. And so, yeah.
And it was wait. Are you saying the movie was
fake? No.

(01:17:58):
No, the the movies like the movies fairly accurate, but the
characters of Rose and Jack and Cal were all made-up.
Yeah. But a lot of the people in the
movie are were real. And the and the and the rooms
and the stuff and the and everything.
A lot of that was accurate but and that room was cool because
it had, it actually had a sitting room and two bedrooms

(01:18:20):
and it's own bathroom. And back then the rooms didn't
have their own bathrooms. You would even in first class
you would share bathrooms. That was common back then.
And like in, in 3rd class they had like 1 bathroom for every
700 people. It was crazy.
But but third class passengers, they they were like living in

(01:18:41):
luxury because they had four meals a day, running water,
probably some of the best food they ever had, you know, heated
rooms, stuff like that. So it they were they were living
probably better than they were used to back then.
But but J Bruce ismay, he was onthe way, and so he actually
survived. Who in the movie is that
character? That's the one that was looking
at the clock as it was going down.

(01:19:01):
That's Thomas Andrews. He was the guy who helped.
He was the architect of the Titanic and he actually went
down with the ship. Like a man.
Yeah, you know, kind of I guess you know.
But in a lifeboat. He so Jay Bruce Sesame survived
and, you know, he did the US inquiry and the British inquiry

(01:19:22):
and stuff like that. And he largely, you know,
disappeared from public life andkind of was shunned.
And he was, you know, criticizedpretty heavily in the press for
for surviving. He should be.
Well, he, he felt like, for one,there were, like I said, there
were men that were allowed to get on boats and that's typical

(01:19:43):
and. Yeah, the first class man.
He he testified that he, he and he'd stayed on all the way up
until the like with some of the last boats left and he was
helping as many people get on the boats as they could.
And when he testified that when he got on the boat that there

(01:20:05):
was no one else around. And that the boat was being
launched. So he thought that the ship was
largely empty when his boat departed.
But it turned out obviously, that that was very wrong.
There were still about 1500 people or more on on the boat.
But yeah, no, he, he kind of, you know, it affected him big

(01:20:26):
time. And you know, he was never the
same, but you know, he, he attended every meeting for the
victim payouts for the White Star line.
And he, he tried to do, I guess,right by them as much as he
could. I wanna watch the movie now.
Yeah, I love the movie. The movie's great just cuz you
can see everything. And whatever.
So you think it was the movie that started this autistic

(01:20:47):
obsession of the Titanic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
I think for a lot of people likearound our age that are obsessed
with the story and all that stuff, but like the mechanics of
the ship, even just that alone are just really cool.
How they powered it and how the watertight doors worked and the
compartments and you know why itsank and the, you know, the, you
know, the lookouts, not having binoculars and you know, the

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shuffle of the officers at the last second and.
It was supposed to be a. Luxurious ride through the
ocean. And the.
Fact that the lifeboats were launched half full and all that
stuff and you know, yeah, it just, it's really cool.
It's just all the engineering behind it and all the mechanics
and, and, and that sinking largely changed how you know,

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the safety standards of ships today.
You know, 16. 100 people's a lot.
Yeah, I mean, back then ships were only required to have like,
I don't know, 14 lifeboats if you were over 10,000 gross tons
and, you know, they they actually carried more lifeboats
than required. They had 20 and.

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It still wasn't. Enough.
That was enough for about 1100 people and they only saved about
700. So they the boats were launched
pretty, pretty empty except for towards the end the boats were
getting obviously filled up because there's a lot more
people willing to jump on. And they also, once they got all
grouped together, they they werejust trying to like even them

(01:22:12):
all out. Yeah, that that took quite a bit
of coordination and they were inthe water for for quite a while
before the Carpathia showed up. Yeah, yeah.
And, and that was one of the things, you know, there were,
there were supposedly there was another ship nearby the, the
California and they were, they were wireless operators.
Marconi operators were communicating with them.

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But because they're they're Marconi machine, their radio
basically crapped out part. You know, earlier that day or,
or the day before, they were working diligently to try to get
that thing back up and running because it was something like in
order to send a Marconi message to like a loved one, it was a

(01:22:54):
dollar a word. So you and a dollar was a lot.
Back then, yeah. And so, you know, people would,
and so the messages were piling up when they finally got the
machine working, they were, you know, quickly trying to send
messages to get paid and stuff like that.
And and so they they kind of told the guy supposedly on the

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California to to shut up, You know, I'm working Cape Race and
you know, which is like the the other guy that so they basically
send a message. That's interesting.
They send a message to Cape Brace, Cape Brace sends it to
the to the people and then back and comes back and stuff like
that. So, but yeah, I know.
And so they, the, the Californiawireless operator was like,

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fine, I'll turn off. Is it?
I'll turn off for. You're on the Titanic.
It was a what a week journey. It yeah, 7 days.
Seven days, it was a week duringit, but you are so like that's
like the first class like problem right there.
Yeah, you have to send your message from the Titanic and
spend a dollar to send your wireless like.
Hello, I'll see you in a week. Like what are what are we doing

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here? Yeah.
But the my. Dearest Abigail.
Dearest Abigail. The cool thing about the that
was revolutionary technology back then and this is just being
able to communicate from ship toship or from ship to shore.
They could get news from shore and then they actually had
newsletters that they would print up so you can so you can
get Daily News updates while on the ship while.

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You're on the Titanic. So yeah, it's all, it's all
really cool, but. Did you know that like, even to
this day, because of the Titanic, have you ever been on
you've been on a cruise? Years ago.
Yeah. So every time that you leave
port on a cruise ship, there's always another cruise ship
leaving at this roughly the sametime.
Yeah, I remember I went out, it was late and I went outside and

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it when you're on the ocean on acruise ship pitch.
Black it's. Pitch black and that night the
water was really calm that night, the Titanic scene, but
the there were tons of stars. There's no moon, but tons of
stars. And so there would have been
probably some light. And the movie doesn't really do
a great job of depicting like probably what the lookouts

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actually saw when they spotted the iceberg.
They would have been very difficult to see the iceberg.
But you know, the officers, the captain, he was convinced that
anything big enough to sink the ship, they would see in time to
turn. And you know, obviously that
that wasn't the case. But there are images online of

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roughly an an actual depiction of what the the lookout saw.
And it is. It's kind of wild.
And the movie. It's like a little ice cube in
the ocean and. Then, well, no, it's like if you
see this black horizon and you see a slightly blacker object
and then there's a little tip atthe top and that's what gave
them, you know, the the notice to to to ring the bell three
times and then call the the bridge.

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But but yeah, the in the movie, obviously you got to show the
iceberg. So it it's pretty bright in the
movie and it's, it's not probably a fair depiction of, of
what they actually saw. But but yeah, it it on a real
cruise ship. It is crazy how dark it is.
And I remember going out on the cruise ship and just looking out
into the ocean and you can see all way off in the distance.

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You can see all the other cruiseships with their lights on and
stuff. Yeah, 'cause I went on a was it
Royal Caribbean? Royal Caribbean?
Yeah, I went on a Royal Caribbean ship and it was a
Norwegian ship ported with us and they basically did all the
same stops that we did. Why though?
Just in case something happened?Yeah.

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So there's like a a backup. There's a sister ship there to
pick up whoever they got to pickup.
Yeah. I mean, yeah, a boat sinking in
the Caribbean is probably not asbad as a boat sinking in the
middle of the North Atlantic, right?
But yeah, you know, when you're in colder waters and, and that
water was quite cold the the night, the Titanic thing was

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probably something between 28 and 32°.
So you, you, you aren't going tosurvived too long in the ocean.
So right, unless you were the the chef.
The chef managed to stay in the water for quite, quite all he
was He was quite drunk. Wasn't he drunk?
He was drunk. Yeah.
That's a that's a true story. Did he survive?
He did survive and he actually went back and worked as a chef
on other ships. That's.
Crazy, I would never go on a fucking ship again.

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Do you do you want to know little tidbit about cruise
ships? Since we're talking about it, if
somebody jumps off a cruise ship, right, the ship has to
turn around and pick them up. The survival rate of someone
jumping off a ship in the middleof the ocean is less than 10%.

(01:27:34):
Yeah, that's got to be. Yeah.
I was going to say it's probably1%.
It it's, it's very, very, very low for one.
Because by the time it. Takes it takes an hour for the
ship to turn around right? And I don't know if you guys
ever noticed this, but anytime like after like the the many
dinners that you have on the cruise ship, all of that wasted

(01:27:58):
food gets dumped overboard. They just like.
That's true. I know a lot of the waste gets
dumped. Yeah, yeah.
That's. Insane.
Right, so following these cruiseships are flock or what?
What am I flocks, herds, herds of fish?
What? What word of that for a fish?

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Schools. Schools of sharks following.
Schools of fish, which attract schools of sharks.
There's like a chain. Here.
So following every single cruiseship in the history of fucking
cruise ships is a school of sharks that are just waiting for
these ships to fucking dump tonsof fucking food.

(01:28:38):
Food. Yeah.
So when somebody jumps off of that ship.
You're going right in the. Fucking ship.
Guess what fucking happens? You're.
Food. You are food.
You are done. You're yeah, Yeah.
So. If the fall doesn't kill you.
Yeah, so don't. Yeah.
And yeah, these new cruise shipsare huge.
So it's like if you jump off a cruise ship, it's probably like
a 20 story drop into the water. Did you ever see the video?

(01:28:58):
That college kid that was on like one of those pirate ship
cruises. Yeah, and you saw the sharks and
you see the sharks, Yeah, Yeah, 'cause the.
More of this is story of don't jump off of a cruise ship.
If you mean you're not a you're not sane, you're not in a good
headspace if you jump off a cruise ship.
Or at least wait till the end ofthe cruise.
Yeah, 'cause then you fuck up the whole cruise for the rest of

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everybody else. Dude, wait till like last port
before you go back home. It's kind of dark.
Never. Mind so.
But yeah, I don't know. I don't that I was just going to
talk about whatever. Yeah, the show's going.
Oh, I like it. I like it.
I want to watch Titanic now. Yeah, yeah.
But if you ever want to know anyfun facts about the engines or

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ran or how many rivets were in it or whatever.
How many rivets are in it? You know how many rivets?
Three and a half million. Three and a half million rivets.
A bunch of Irishmen built that ship. 15,000.
Irish 15,000 Irishmen built thatship.
They were very proud of of theirwork, obviously.
I mean, even though it sank, they were, they're proud skilled
laborers and they, they threw their heart and souls into these

(01:30:03):
things. Dude, iron working back then had
to. Sucked.
Without like modern technology and stuff like that, it probably
was a rough job. Oh, yeah, that, I mean, there's,
there were a lot of rough jobs on the Titanic.
I mean, being imagine being a fireman, right?
Those guys, those were, those were the guys that in the movie,
they were the guys that were shoveling the coal and the
boilers. Fucking boilers.
Yeah. And that, you know, that that

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whole thing was, it was so hot down.
There, that's a 24 hour operation.
Yeah, but they, they worked in like 4 hour shifts and they're
the, the layout is so cool because they, they mostly all
slept at the front of the ship and they, they basically had
these long beds that they would all sleep in.
And there were quite a few of them, I forget how many, but
yeah. They had their own direct
stairwell directly down into theto the, to the boiler, to the

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bottom of the ship and into the boys.
And in order to get from boiler to boiler, there were six boiler
rooms. You would have to actually, they
had like narrow gaps in between each boilers and you would just
walk through them and yeah. It was.
Imagine how hot it would be. It was very hot.
That last hour would probably took forever.
They worked in 4 hour shifts andthen, you know, they would get a

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good amount of time off and theyhad their own food and kitchen.
They were all kind of separate from everyone else.
And yeah, that's that, that was their life.
But but they were some of the best paid roles on the ship.
The firemen. Work for a week, feed your
family for like fucking eight months.
Yeah, I they not, they all didn't die.

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I know everybody thinks the doors, when the doors were
shutting that they got like kindof trapped and stuff.
That was a little bit of a dramatic license on Cameron's
part. There was no need for anyone to
actually go under the doors. For the most part when the ship
was bring taking on water, everyone of the compartments had a a
ladder that could take you up above the watertight bulkheads

(01:31:54):
so they could easily all get out.
The the folks that all of the engineers on the Titanic ended
up dying for the most part because they all those guys were
heroes because those guys stayedat their post to keep the lights
running so that all the passengers could see and all the

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officers could see what they were doing to get people off the
ships. So they kept some boilers going,
so they had steam to run the Dynamos, which were the
basically the generators that created the electricity.
And they kept all that stuff running all the way up until the
ship basically broke in half. Yep, that's.
When the lights went off. Which is incredible.
Yeah, and sadly, all those folksdid perish.

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But they did it. They sacrificed themselves to
try to save as, to help others save as many lives as as they
could. Not all your heroes wear capes.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like it.
Cool story. Yeah.
I like it. Hopefully I didn't borrow
anybody too I. Know, I do love the Titan, yeah.
Yeah, there's so many cool stories and there's so many cool

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things to look about about the ship and if.
You, if you had the money, if you had the money, would you've
gone down in the submersible? The Titan.
Well, at the time, at the time you don't know the Titan hasn't
happened yet. No, no, no, no, no.
Listen to me. Hear me out.
Hear me out. There's no way James Cameron
himself comes to you and says, hey, Casey Moore.
So yes, if it was James Cameron,I want.
You to come down and look at the.
Titan, if James Cameron came to me and said, hey, I want you to

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go down on the mirror sub submersible or his crazy
Challenger deep ball. So that was one seater or
whatever. But if yes, 'cause he, like, he
is meticulous and he's, you know, smart about things.
He's not going to go into a prototype submarine that is
questionably safe. And, you know, he even went on

(01:33:43):
some networks after that all happened about it.
Yeah. And he, he, and.
That's the guy who you take youradvice from.
But he had a history with kind of he, I mean, loosely knew
Stockton and, and his sub and, you know, and there were other
folks within the industry that said like, hey, this thing, this
thing is it's not tested. No, there's no certificates on

(01:34:05):
it. Like this is a prototype and
it's. Because their behavior is wild.
It's unknown if this wild is appropriate.
And you shouldn't Yeah. And and they all said you
shouldn't be taking paid passengers down on A and and to
get around it. They, they were, they were
saying that they were crew members essentially or whatever
to get around some of the laws. And I, you know, I don't know,

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you really have to love the Titanic to, to do something like
that. James Cameron comes and says,
hey, you want to go to the Titanic?
That's that song would play in Casey's head.
Yes, James, Yes. Of course, James.
Take me to the Titanic. Anything for you, James and.
The best part is on the way down, in case you'd be like,
hey, did you know there's 3000 rivets, 3,000,000 rivets in

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them? And he's just like, yes, he's.
Like bring it back up. We're done.
We're done. We're going.
Yeah. It's it's.
Actually there are theatrical equivalency of the.
I'm sure, Yeah. No, I've, I, he, he knows
probably far more than I could ever know.
But yeah, no, that would be awesome.
I mean, just hanging out with James Cameron in general would

(01:35:11):
be pretty cool. But but yeah, no, I don't.
I don't know. I don't understand really the
appeal of going down. To the Titanic billionaires they
get, they get fucking bored withlife.
Like there's only some everything.
There's only so much you can seein the ship is so deteriorated
at this point. Yeah, you're gonna see a black
mess with a light, with a, with a reading light on.
I mean, there's some. There's some really cool things

(01:35:32):
to look at inside the ship and you know, when when Cameron went
down to film a movie or even afterwards to do a the
documentary like him go being able to go in with his little
like RO VS and stuff like it wasreally cool to see some of that
stuff, you know, because a lot of it was recreated for the film
based on like what they think itwould look like and they were
they got it largely right. But but yeah, no, I don't I

(01:35:55):
don't think I would really want to do that.
So all. Right.
I'll just, I'll just let it be. Let it be.
Join. Us in our world.
I love that Dave Chappelle joke.Man, that shit is funny.
But. But yeah, go, go to the museums
and stuff. Although I'm not like a big fan
either of the whole like, you know, grabbing artifacts and

(01:36:18):
leaving things on the ship and stuff like that.
But. It's it's.
Good. It does keep the story alive it.
Keeps the story alive. It gives people to look at.
But it is also the gravesite of 1500 people and stuff like that,
so very. True, yeah, but there's also a
9/11 memorial too. So going back to the 9/11 jet
fuel. Yeah.
Jet fuel. So what are we gonna do?

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All right, so we're gonna go into trivia.
I'm sure. I'm sure these will get more
refined as we go. Yeah.
Yeah, so. But it was a pretty good
segment. Yeah, I like that one.
It's time for trivia. A trivia.
All right. Hopefully, I hopefully I can do,
yeah. Hopefully you can do better this
time, but you actually you guys did really good last time I

(01:37:02):
think. We I started off strong.
I failed at the end. Yeah, I got Johnny Appleseed
though. You did get Johnny.
Fuck yeah all. Right.
And you spelled Amelia Earhart right, did I?
No, not even call. Us.
I am horrible. I spell it.
I spelled air in the heart. Yeah.
Sometimes that's the best way todo it.
All right, question one. Yeah.
How many of the seven wonders ofthe world are man made?

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How many of the seven wonders ofthe world are man made?
We're looking for a number here,guys.
Yes, all right. Jerry wrote 5.
Garrett wrote 4. Both are wrong.
The correct answer is 7. 7 made.Wonders.
Well, I know there was like the Great Wall of China.

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Well, are we talking about the ancient world?
The modern world? Like which ones are?
We talking about isn't Easter Ireland one of them?
Our world. No, there's there's different
ones. Alexandria Library.
And there's one that's like mythical, isn't it?
Like Atlantis? The The Hanging Gardens of
Babylon. That's the ancient world.
In which city is Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting The Last

(01:38:09):
Supper at Located? Oh wait, this one's a good one.
In which city is Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting The Last
Supper Located? I thought there was going to be
something else, a question we already had.
But it's with the Louvre. We did the Louvre.
We did the Louvre. That was the Mona Lisa.
That's not where the Yeah. So in which city is Leonardo da
Vinci's famous painting The LastSupper located?

(01:38:30):
It's wrong but. Ready.
Chari wrote Venice and Venice. They both wrote Venice.
That they are both incorrect, but you're in the right country.
The answer is Milan. Why is this Last Supper Milan?
Doesn't make any sense. Oh, shopping.

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Question three. What is the third most populous
city? What is the third most populous
city? In the world.
In the world, in the world, the third most populous city, not
the first, not the second, the third, Jerry wrote.

(01:39:14):
London, Garrett wrote. That's.
The first New York No, it's not.No, it's not.
The first one's actually Tokyo, Tokyo and.
Then Hong Kong I. Don't think so.
The correct answer is Istanbul in Turkey, formerly known as
Constantinople. From Constantine.
Constant yeah. And per Constantine question

(01:39:36):
four, who formulated the equation E equals MC squared?
Who formulated the equation E equals MC squared?
Jerry wrote Einstein and Garrettwrote Albert E Albert EI need

(01:39:56):
the full. Einstein, come on.
Yes, they both come. Got it right, Albert Einstein.
A dog right there. I was going to write a dog.
A dog Question 5 Which planet isknown as the Red Planet in our
solar system which? Planet.
Which planet is known as the RedPlanet in our solar system?

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Jolly wrote Mars. Yeah, I wrote Mars.
The correct answer is, of course, Mars.
All right, so we're two out of five.
Question 6. What is the largest internal
organ in the body? What is the largest internal?
Organ. The internal organ of the human
body, it'll be specific on that.It's the human body.

(01:40:45):
What is the largest internal organ of the human body?
The spelling this. Wrong.
Jarry wrote intestines and Garrett wrote large intestines.
That is incorrect. The correct answer is the liver.
I was like. Fuck, I said the liver last.
Time. Wait, is the intestine not

(01:41:05):
considered an organ? Because it's definitely bigger.
That's what she's saying. Maybe.
Maybe I'm just. Yeah.
I said the fucking liver last time, God damn it.
Yeah. All right.
All right. Question 7.
In which year was a Microsoft founded?
In which year was the company Microsoft founded?

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We're looking for a year, guys. Jari wrote 1991.
Garrett wrote 1987. Both are incorrect.
The right answer is 1975. Bill.
Gates was ahead of this time. Question 8.
How many elements are there in the periodic table?

(01:41:52):
How many elements are there in the periodic table?
Go ahead. We're.
Looking for a number? Go.
I don't know, I'm guessing. I think I've heard this
somewhere. The number of elements on the.
The puranium Magnesium Big Bang Theory.

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Shut up, Big Bang Theory. Jar jar, you wrote 138678912
times W2 all right, Hero 31. Obviously he's never seen appear
on the table. Both are incorrect.
The right answer is 118. Holy crap, I was closer.

(01:42:34):
I was just doing the, I was doing the original 31.
I was thinking that in my head, you know, like the the first
couple. I got you question 9.
What is the longest river on Earth?
The longest river on planet Earth?
What is the longest river on planet Earth?
No. Gary wrote the Nile, Garrett

(01:42:54):
wrote the Rio. The correct answer is the River
Nile. Thank you.
Did you know that two out of thefour longest rivers in the world
are in the United States? We.
Have we have some more rivers? The Missouri and the
Mississippi. Mississippi Question 10 How many

(01:43:16):
megapixels is equivalent to the human eye?
How many megapixels is the equivalent to the human eye?
So. Looking for a number of
megapixels that. I fuck dude, I don't know.
The capabilities of what? Questions are these?
I'm going to enter. The Jari wrote 3, Garrett wrote

(01:43:40):
30. The correct answer is 500.
Approximately 576 megapixels areequivalent to the.
This is like this is smart trivia.
Yeah. Oh, you knew that.
I I know all these, obviously, yeah, because he.
Has. The answers are obvious.
I mean, I'm just the, I'm not even reading off anything, but
I'm just pulling them from my head, from your head.

(01:44:01):
Yeah, OK. All right, who is the director
of the Godfather film? Who directed?
Oh my God, wait. Film.
The good spelling count, holy shit.
No, no, no. Just why am I blanking on this?
Who directed The Godfather, one of the considered one of the
greatest movies of all? Time.
I don't know how to spell it. I don't really know that's true
or not. Wait, why am I spacing on this?

(01:44:24):
You ready all? Right.
Come on, dude. Just right.
I. I I'm spaced fuck.
You're going to kick away. For this.
Oh fuck the Godfather. The Godfather.
I was thinking Goodfellas shit huh?
I. Dude, I'm.
Spacing I like, I literally can think of it, but I.
I got it wrong. If I give you other all right,

(01:44:51):
all right, Jerry wrote Scorsese,Garrett wrote.
James Cameron knows what wrong. Francis Ford Coppola.
Francis. Ford Coppola, who is the main
character of the Breaking Bad series?
Who is the main character? So are we.
Talking the Breaking Bad series actor or his character?
His main character. Who's the main character of The

(01:45:12):
Breaking? All right, ready.
Yep, all. Right.
OK, keys are in the in the middle thing.
All right, Jarry wrote Walter Wright.
Garrett wrote Walter Wright. Both are correct.
The answer was Walter Wright. In which year was the animated
film The Lion King released? That was Garrett's dad, by the

(01:45:33):
way. Which one?
In which year was the the the animated film The Lion King
released the first one? I think I got this one.
I mean, you probably went and saw it in the theater.
No, it's like one of my first film experiences.
Was it so it can't be this all right, Go. 321 Garrett wrote

(01:46:03):
1994, Garrett wrote 1998 or 1997.
The correct answer is 1994. Garrett got it right.
It wasn't my first option. Change it when you said that.
Let's see, in which year did thefinal episode of the Friends
series air? In which year did the final
episode of the Friends series air?

(01:46:30):
Jerry wrote 2009. Garrett wrote 2003.
They were both incorrect. The answer is 2004.
I knew it was close. I'm sucking this around.
Do you want me to because it's like broken into sections.
There's like this is film section.
Do you want me to skip? Do you want me to like?
No do film too. All right, I'll do.
I'll do one more film and then I'll I'll move on to the next

(01:46:51):
one. All right.
What classic film from 1994 was directed by Quentin?
Tarantino. 94. Yeah, what?
Classic film from 1994. Oh, fucked by Quentin Tarrant.
Oh, maybe he's. Got fucking yes.
Don't, don't fucking cheat, Jerry I.

(01:47:12):
Want to give you some hints. No, I know what it is, I just
can't think of a fucking name. Oh.
It's with Travolta and fucking Samuel L Jackson and fucking all
them. Yeah, fucking.
You ready? All right.
Jerry wrote Pulp Fiction. Garrett wrote Pulp Fiction.
They both got it right. It is Pulp Fiction.

(01:47:34):
Do some music questions. Yeah, who is not one of the
founding member of The Beatles? Who is not one of the founding
member of the rock band The Beatles?
I am too. Wrong.

(01:47:57):
I know it's wrong, I'm just going to put the one that I
know. All right, Jerry wrote Ringo and
you wrote Paul. Then Garrett wrote Paul
McCartney McCarthy, but both areincorrect.
What the right answer? Is Peter Best or Pete Best?
Wait, say the question again. Who is not one of the founding

(01:48:18):
members of The Beatles? Ringo.
Ringo took the place of Pete W Best Best.
He was the original drummer and then Ringo came in after the
fact. I don't want to specify what the
answer is. I have to look it up.
It's wrong. OK, it's wrong.
I'm right? OK, OK, Blocker I.

(01:48:38):
Believe you, I believe you. Which Michael Jackson album
released in 1983 is the best sell selling album of all time?
Which Michael Jackson album released in 1983 is the best
selling album of all time? She told me that's OK.
Jerry wrote Thriller. Thriller.

(01:48:59):
The correct answer is thriller. Dirty Diana, no.
Diana No. What is the band of the song
Bohemian Rhapsody? What is the band of the song
Bohemian Rhapsody? I've got.

(01:49:23):
Q Garrett, Queen. I'm assuming that they both mean
Queen. Dancers

(01:49:46):
ADHD is going harder. Which famous rap artist starred
in the film Eight Mile? Which famous rap artist starred
in the film Eight Mile? Looking for rap artists here
guys. I can't even spell it the way he
spells it. It's going to.

(01:50:06):
Be hilarious. We did it the same.
They both wrote M&M, the letter M&M, and obviously the correct
answer is Eminem. Eminem.
Let's see, do one more, maybe move on.
Who is the fame? Who is the female artist with
the most Grammy Awards? Who is the female artist with
the most Grammy Awards? Looking for a female artist that

(01:50:26):
has lots of Grammy Awards. Jerry wrote Celine, Garrett
wrote Beyoncé. The correct answer is Beyoncé
Want to do some sports? Yeah.

(01:50:47):
Yeah. All right.
Which country has won the most FIFA World Cups?
Which country has won? Football.
OK, just kidding. FIFA.
FIFA. Which?
Country. Yeah, which country has the has
won the most? FIFA.
World Cups. Jari wrote Brazil, Garrett

(01:51:10):
Spain. The correct answer is Brazil.
Jari got it right. Brazil.
Brazilian. In Italian, Brazilian, yeah.
What is he doing? Who is the female basketball
player with the most points in WNBA history?

(01:51:30):
Who is the female basketball player with the most points in
WNBA history? Jari wrote Lisa Loeb and you

(01:51:50):
wrote Diana Taurasi, and the correct answer is Diana Taurasi.
Garrett was correct. In which sport is forehand a
type of shot? In which sport is forehand a
type of shot? Sorry, wrote tennis.

(01:52:11):
Garrett wrote tennis. The correct answer is of course
tennis. Both got to.
Who? Is the Formula on driver with
the most championships? Who is the Formula on driver
with the most? Championships.
I I couldn't even tell you a name.

(01:52:36):
Ricky Bobby. Joey wrote Mario Andretti and
Gary wrote Ricky Bobby. The answer is they they both got
wrong. The answer is Lewis Hamilton.
Lewis Hamilton. Lewis Hamilton does it.
Wow, we're. Gonna fuck that is.
That's the most. All right, we're gonna move on
to the. Back way F1, I don't know.
He's real. Hot right now.

(01:52:57):
All right, we're gonna go to like, like literature.
Literature. What we will go from sports to
literature. You're literally talking to the
most uneducated. People.
The sports. Questions were not so great.
For you, because you're not a sports guy.
But those there's no like good sports.
There's no baseball, there's no football.
Good sports. And there's good literature.
I think so. All right, all right.

(01:53:18):
Who is the author of the novel 1984?
Who wrote? The novel 1984 All right, maybe
this was not a good. Idea, yeah.
I do, Jerry wrote Orwell and Garrett wrote JK Rowling.
The answer is, of course, GeorgeOrwell.

(01:53:40):
Jerry got that one. Right.
Nice. See, you're smart.
Who is the author of the Lord ofthe Rings series?
Who wrote? I don't know how to spell.
It the Lord of the Rings series.Is it no.
Who wrote the greatest series ofall time?
What's the first? Can I just do OK?

(01:54:02):
Sorry, wrote Tolking, and Garrett sort of wrote Tolking.
The correct answer is, of course, Tolking Jr.
How? The fuck do I know that?
That's I mean. How do I know that I've never
watched the? Movie ever.
You never watched Lord of the Rings?
I highly recommend you do it. I'm not even kidding.
Like no meaning at all. Who is the author of the Harry
Potter series? Can I just?

(01:54:23):
Who is the author of the Harry Potter series?
JK Jerry wrote JK Rowling. Garrett wrote JK Rowling.
Of course the answer is JK Rowling.
That was kind. Of a layup.
Let's go to history. Oh good.
In which country was the first written constitution adopted?
In which country was the first written constitution adopted?

(01:54:48):
Looking for a country that can write?
Garrett wrote America, Jerry wrote France.
The answer here is the United States.
Let's go. We're the first baby.
I was doing an eagle sound. In which it's an eagle.
I can't do a screech. Yeah, there you go.

(01:55:10):
In which year did World War 2 begin?
In which year did the Second World War begin?
I. Think.
Jarry wrote 1939, Garrett wrote 1940.

(01:55:31):
The correct answer is 1939, the invasion of police.
So wait, we got involved in 1940?
41 we got. Involved in 41 after Pearl
Harbor and we went after Japan and Germany naturally declared
war on us because we declared war on Japan and you know, they
were axe they were allies. So anyway.

(01:55:53):
Fucked them both up. Yeah, eventually.
Took a while, but we got there. We cheated, dude.
We dropped the fucking nuke. That's how we had argued.
That we had already won though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we were gonna not. Japan was not giving up.
Oh, probably not. And we're besties to this day.
Which? City microwaved you.
Oh. This one's interesting.
Which city was the capital of the Aztec civilization in

(01:56:16):
Mexico? Which city?
What was their? What was the name of the Aztec
capital city in Mexico? Fuck, I know this.
You do. I have to see if I can even
it's. Not that it's it starts with AC.
Right T. Oh yes, TI don't know.

(01:56:42):
I'm not even going to attempt towrite it.
I don't even know if I can see it.
You're on the wrong side of the planet with that one.
I don't have anything. Oh.
It's Chichen. It's.
Chichen Nitsu. Tenochtilin.
Oh. Yeah, TENOCHTITLAN.

(01:57:04):
Have you ever been to? Chichenitsu, yeah.
I went which Louis? Which Louis was executed during
the French Revolution? 16th King.
King Louis, Yeah. Louis King?
Yeah, I think it was King Louis.I'm right though, right?

(01:57:26):
Sure, yes. Who is the navigator credited
with discovering America? Who is the navigator credited
with discovering America? You mean the genocide king?

(01:57:48):
Jerry wrote Columbus, Garrett Columbus it is.
Yes, of course, Christopher Columbus.
Oh, I mean technically it was Eric the Red.
Yeah, but whatever. Yeah.
It's, you know, just generic. Ready.
Ready for the next one? Yeah.
All right. What is the capital of the
Ottoman Empire? What is the capital of the

(01:58:11):
Ottoman Empire? But.
Istanbul. Garo Persia.
The correct answer is Istanbul. All right, all right.
How many were you going to do? One more, one more.
Let's fill. Send it off.

(01:58:32):
Send it off, I thought. We'd do 50.
I don't even know, I've kind of lost track of.
How many we're on? What is the capital of
Switzerland? What is the capital of
Switzerland? Maybe.
Oh, wait. I got this.

(01:58:52):
One No. Cheap because I was.
There. No.
Watch Capital of the world. Ready.
Is that this? All.
Right, Garrett, Geneva. I'm embarrassed now, Chari rose.
I think it's. Oslo.

(01:59:13):
It is not Oslo that is not Geneva.
Really the correct answer is, I thought one of you guys would
have wrote Zurich, but the correct answer is Burn.
Burn is the captain. Burn, burn.
Didn't know that. All right, so that'll do it for
this episode of Chat Sui. Let us know what all you thought
in of this episode. Comment on Spotify and leave us

(01:59:34):
a review on Apple podcast. Thank you all for hanging out
with us once again I am Dave Jarry.
I'm Garrett Quarter. I'm Casey.
Moore and you are. What's your name?
What's your name? I'm.
Layla, Layla. All right.
And we are. Out of here.

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