Episode 8 - The Eighth Episode - Chat Suey / Criminal AF

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Paris, of all people, You know, craziness.
Little crybaby Paris steal someone's wife and can't even
fucking pick up for himself. Guy started a war, lost a whole
Barry ancient city of Troy because of him.
Would you open up? I want to.
Rewatch that movie now. Would you open up your gates if
you saw a big wooden horse out front?
Well, you know their. IQ obviously it's a gift.

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Their IQ is combined of like 20 back then, so yeah, it's a gift.
It's a gift. What a beautiful.
It's not surge at first. Oh, this is great.
My enemy wants to send me a wooden wooden horse that's 97
feet tall. What could possibly be inside?
More gifts. Solid as a rocket?
More gifts inside. What's good all you fuckers out

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there and welcome back to the hiatus episode of chat suey I'm
Dave I'm. Gary.
And I'm Casey and thank you all for.
Joining us today, before we jumpinto all the debauchery, let's
go over a couple things regarding chat suey as we all
know now, what do we do here? We have conversations about
anything. Everything.

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And yeah, that's pretty much it.Oftentimes these conversations
will include the word fuck. Several times throughout the
episode. There will be vulgarity and
adult content and discussions ofa sexual nature.
If any of this offends you, thenthat's a you problem.
But if this is your vibe, welcome to the debauchery.

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where you can send us in your mail call questions.
Oh, that was weird. Yep.
God, you can tell we took a hiatus.
Jesus Christ. Oh wait, hang on.
I was like why is there no sound?
Mail call. Mail call.

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I'll fix that. All right, you know the rules
for mail call. You send us your questions and
we'll answer them honestly and truthfully.
No secrets allowed. Could be anything you want to
ask. Rapid fire questions, personal
questions. What are your deepest, darkest
thoughts and hopes and dreams? Whatever you want.
Ask us. Nothing is off limits.
What we got, Casey? All right, let's hang on a
second. Let's do.

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No, no, that didn't work. There we go.
No, what the heck, I gotta fix that.
It's been a few months, it's been a few months.
Got a lot to talk about though. Yeah.
Bring everybody up to speed and what what's been transpiring

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over the summer it. Has been a good summer, yeah.
There we go. Yeah.
All right. Now we got to figure it out.
There you go. There's Casey.
Yeah, that, that might mess up again.
All right, we'll see how that goes.
That's cool. Yeah.
No, it's definitely been a really long time since we've
done this and I'm sure there'll be a little a few kinks.
Gotta get back in the groove, you know?

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And I don't kink shame so. Yeah.
Some There's always a line. There is a line.
Yeah. Wolf penises.
No, I think furry is my line. Furry.
Yeah, you want to bang a furry? No, it's weird.
It it's it's. I don't know.
I think it could. No, I think no at least.
Once there's no, no, I don't know, I don't want to shit on

(04:10):
furries that much, but because it's getting very popular, it's
just it's just with the cartoonycharacter like furries.
I don't know if you're like doing it for fun, but once it
goes to this, once it crosses the sexual line, like do you
think after those conventions, they they all get together and
they're. Just have one big furry orgy.
Furry orgy. Oh man.

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And most of them are like anime nerd, you know what I mean?
Like so that no, they they fucking.
So, you know, there's a couple neck beards and that smell in
that hotel room like a GameStop.Right.
Right. The only thing I can think of

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now right now is that you sat upand are now hired on Dave on
the. What does it matter?
I don't know. Why'd you sit up?
You were. You were slouching before I
adjusted the camera. To be slouching.
We're good now. Maybe I was slouching.
Or maybe you were. But he did sit.
Up I did sit up locked in. That's fine.
That's fine. Yep, you know.

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Working through it, working through it, getting back like
riding a bike. Yeah, you guys should be level.
That's what the audience wants. That's.
Sure. I don't know, I have no idea
all. Right, all right.
There we. Go.
All right, so after three, threemonths of no filming, yes, yes.
Has it been three months? Yeah, yeah.

(05:35):
End of June, I think I. Had to dust off.
Beginning of. June we still see each other 40
hours a fucking week, so it doesn't feel like right.
Yeah, we, we. Just our days off are just
fucking. So we we recorded three months
ago our last episode, but that got that episode got posted a
month after we recorded it. So as far as the audience is
concerned, it's been two months,but for us it's been 3 months

(05:58):
just. About we had a couple.
We're coming. Up on three months.
OK, yeah. So that works.
We missed a lot. We we missed a lot of important.
I don't even talk about. I know there's a lot of shit
that fucking happened. A lot of shit.
In in just a couple months, like20 years worth of stuff happened
in like 2 months. Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah. But we're not going to talk
about that right now. We're going to talk about these
mail call questions. Yes, let's hear it.

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Let's. Hear it.
I dust it off our mail. Call our our mail.
Yeah, we had a few few in the bank from the last time.
So you know how when the when your mailbox gets too full and
then they just put that sticker on there that says clean your
shit out bitch. I've never, I've never
experienced that, Never. No, 'cause I God, I get my mail,
I don't. Delivered to your house.
Who? That's what email's for?
What the fuck are we reading mail for?

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Some people like the the feel ofpaper.
You are a book. Guy, there are people who still
buy newspapers, yeah. I think newspapers are awesome.
Yeah, yeah, you, you, you would look like a newspaper guy.
I like newspapers. Yeah, they're fun to read.
Casey's 100%. I would rather fuck who gets a
newspaper. Yeah, I don't have.
I don't get them, but I mean I should.
'Cause he sits there in the morning, goes outside, picks up

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his newspaper. Waves the neighbor.
Hey. Sits down with his imported
Munich coffee. Yard looks good, Sean.
Hey, want him to do mine when you're done?
The fact that you guys think I talked to my neighbors, Yeah,

(07:24):
he. Definitely is the old school
way, but he doesn't talk to his neighbors for sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, well, we can get into it.
Maybe when we talk about Dave's house.
Oh yeah. You got to talk about your
neighbor, about what we talked about when you came over.
What about how she wanted your number?
That's a good, that's a good one.
Because I'm. There's no shot I'm giving my
number to that in that situation.
Yeah. We'll talk about it later.

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All right. What?
What's the mail call? Question first, like we haven't
seen each other in three. We're gonna catch it up right
here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all.
Right, drinks all around, right?I've been with my partner for a
little over a year now. Yeah.
And every time we go out, I pay for everything.
I don't make a ton of money and I'm pretty much paycheck to
paycheck, but I've always been happy to treat and take care of

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them whenever we do stuff. I recently found out that my
partner has a large sum of moneyin their savings account, a
little over 100K. They have never offered to help
with any of the bills, that's why.
They have 100K. Smart.
How would you guys feel if you were in my situation?
What would you do about it, if anything?
All right, so. Well, there, there needs to be

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more contact. How long have you been together?
How long? They they said a year, right?
They said a year I didn't hear, a year I didn't.
I I think they said a year A. Year A little over a year a.
Little over a year, yeah, that's.
Ridiculous. Now, I'm probably gonna catch
some heat for this 'cause it is 2025, but I would like to know
the gender of this person, you know?

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Well, it's clearly a man. I'm just saying it's 2025.
I don't know who. Would stay with somebody who
would date somebody there's. A lot of.
Fucking people who would date somebody past a female would
date a male past two months without paying, even taking out
his wallet. There's there's people who
there's no way no, there's people who want to date fucking
people who have like 3 felonies and no job and no car and no

(09:14):
fucking You know why does the gender I know Yeah so.
Why does the gender matter to you?
The gender because. Yeah.
No, here we go. Gen.
X, it's my Gen. X.
All right. So if I ever go out with
someone, right, and let's say I'm I'm seeing them or going out
on a date or whatever, I always pay.

(09:35):
Never. I never question it.
Nope, I got it. Thank you.
But there are people who have like a, like, a thing like if
you invite me to lunch or like, if I invite you, I'm paying if
you invite me kind of thing. You know what I mean?
You know? But yeah, I, I, I, I pay every

(09:58):
time because, I mean, I don't want to feel like a loser, I
guess. Like even if I have $7.00 in my
fucking bank. I dude I wish.
I wish I was wealthy enough to just be like like seafood tower
for the table. We're gonna start off with a
couple of T bones like that would be my thing if I had a lot

(10:20):
of money just just RIP dinners and just pay for them all like I
would that's. Like money was never an issue.
Yeah, just all the boys come out, significant others.
Just let me get a seafood tower for the table.
We'll start off a little hot, cold apps, grab a couple of T
bones for the table. You know, just just like, really
do dinner well. Yeah, yeah.
No, I get it. I get it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, but I'm, I'm definitely paying.

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I mean, whether it's a year or 15 years, you know, if we have
a, even if we have like a joint bank account.
Yeah, I was gonna say. My my card is going on the
table. But the the real thing is
they've been together for over ayear.
How a year of dating they're probably there's weeks that you
live with that person for sure at after a year you go like not

(11:02):
like they might not be moved in together, but you're staying
over for multiple days and like you know what I mean They're
basically living with each otheron and off.
There's no way that that conversation hasn't come up in a
year too. Like that blows my.
Mind now you're also saying something to the effect of you
mentioned bills like they pay all the bills as well.

(11:24):
Yeah, it sounds like this persondoesn't contribute to anything
at all. And I would guess that means
that they're living together andall that, all that kind of
stuff. Yeah, there's not a lot of
information there. But but how would you feel if if
you found out that you know yoursignificant other had quite a
bit of money and essentially building that that nest egg, you

(11:48):
know, by using your income to beable to save theirs?
Right now, OK, so this is where I draw the line.
All right, so. You just said yeah, I've only
had $7.00 in my. No, I'm talking about dinner.
Yeah, dinner. I'm paying for it.
I'll, I'll pay for it, you know,whatever.
Unless somebody's like, you know, No, I insist.

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Nope. Nope.
And they're like fighting me. Then I'll be like, no, whatever,
you know, But my card is always going to go first.
But anyway, if we're together and we're obviously they must be
living together because they're talking about bills.
Yeah, I'm not saying that you have to split everything 5050,
but there's definitely got to besome.

(12:28):
But what weird relationship thatthat that's hasn't been brought
up or spoken about or how they're going to handle the
situation. He's he's just like GAIL, GAIL,
pay for everything. I got it.
I got it. I don't know.
I got $300 in my bank. Well, you have 100,000.
Great. And then they leave you and
you're still left with 300. Yeah, you gotta you gotta

(12:50):
address that situation, but you're in a year plus.
You need to be like, hey, are wegonna, you know, build together
or are you just gonna? Yeah, 'cause when I was, you
know, in a situation before where we live together,
situation, meaning my ex, we we based it off of our income.

(13:11):
You know what I mean? Like if I if I was making more
than I would handle more of the bills, you know what I mean?
So you basically take the total sum of bills.
Even how long into like, even like later, you guys still did
that. I feel like, like, like I'm
coming from me and Kelly. Special.
Well, you guys just goes. Into a joint and that's.

(13:34):
I will never do another joint Bing account ever again.
Yeah, I mean depends. Or.
We have separate accounts. Or if I do, there'll be one
account strictly for bills. Right.
Yeah, that's basically. And that's everything.
Then you have your money. I have my money.
And you know, we use that for whatever.
We did that for a while, but nowit's just like it's all
whatever. Like it's, I don't know.

(13:55):
But yeah, if I find out that my partner had $100,000 and there's
still expecting me to fork everything over, then yeah,
we're having a conversation. Yeah, that's, that's crazy.
Grow some balls, dude. Yeah.

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I mean, it's just, it's just not, I mean, I don't know, it's
like a respect thing. Not not really respect, but what
am I looking for? A mutual fucking whatever.
I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying.
Would you? How would you feel like if you
weren't the breadwinner in the household and and the woman was

(14:35):
making way more money than you? I'm OK with that.
And dude, yeah. And I was still expected to pay
everything. No, I'm.
Just asking. Yeah.
Like would you my your? Manhood.
Be Yeah, Could you? No, no, actually not.
That's the dream. I know.
That is the a sugar Mama is the dream.
I'll be a fucking I'll. I'll wear a maid outfit and
clean the house if I get to justsit at home and fucking yeah.

(14:59):
Be a stay at home dad that sounds.
Great. Well, I don't know about being a
stay at home dad or stay at home, whatever.
I mean, I I still wanna have like my own, you know, thing to
go to. You know what I mean?
Job or whatever. Buy me podcast.
Yeah. Let the sugar Mama buy me an S
blade. Yeah, I'll ride around.
Like with my my with my Stanley Cup.
Yeah, fucking. With your Ugg boots, would you

(15:21):
actually do have fucking Ugg boots?
Yeah, I do have Ugg boots. Yeah dude, male Ugg boots are
the shit. In your.
But yeah, I'll be a fucking in ascarf.
I'll be a Hampton wife. Waiting.
Waiting in the in the kid pick up line at school.
Yep. Sure, I don't bump in second.
Bump in rap music in a murdered out Escalade that my baby Mama
got me. Yeah, no, I have no issue

(15:44):
whatsoever with with incomes, you know, who cares?
I don't care, you know? I don't believe for a second you
would be cleaning anything. Oh 100%.
If she was taking care of everything like and I and I was
just a state, well, you have to,you have to do it because she's
not going to stay with you when you have another kid too.
Oh, I I agree with you. I just, I just think you would,

(16:05):
oh, be sweeping dust under the couch and stuffing things in the
closet. No, no, I would earn.
I would earn my Escalade. All right.
I'm making dinner, babe. What?
Would you make for dinner? A.
Little chicken parm maybe for uson Monday night, we do a little
white people Taco night on Tuesdays.
You know, we just, we'll, we'll just go.

(16:26):
Is that your special? Special.
Special dish There's a chicken parm.
Yeah, I do. I do make a good chicken parm.
Yeah, Yeah. OK.
Yep. But yeah, back to the mail call
question. Dude, figure it out.
That's ridiculous. A year in and you guys aren't
talking about finances and you're sharing bills obviously
in the the way the context is, Idon't know.

(16:47):
Yeah, definitely got to have that conversation.
And I would make a great trophy husband.
All right, go ahead. All right, sorry.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know.
So have a conversation. Yeah, I'm having a conversation.
I I don't know how he found out that she had 100K Thank you.
Left her phone open. Yeah, I mean that's.
Careless. Whoa, he's going through her

(17:07):
phone. Yeah, but that's careless.
Yo, if you're crazy, you got. Red flag?
Maybe? Maybe.
Do you think maybe she doesn't even realize that that's a
problem? Maybe, maybe you gotta have
that. I mean, don't we?
Yeah, but I want to know his income too.
Communication. You know what I mean?
We need more. Information on this?
Can't be that much if he's living paycheck to paycheck.
Oh yeah, it was. It was.
I missed that part too. Yeah, I missed that part too.

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All right then. Yeah, Then that's ridiculous.
Even more crazy. Yeah.
Yeah. Yep, dinners I pay for bills
were splitting whatever percentage and if she makes more
than me I don't give a fuck. Also, too, when we get, when we
reach, let's say, 1010 thousand Patreon subscribers, we're going

(17:48):
to take five of them out to a dinner.
Now we're going to do like. Seven right now.
I know 10,000 we're going to take 5 fly them out.
We're going to go to a fucking New York steak night dinner.
We're going to get some fucking hot apps for the table.
Yeah, it's going to be a good time are.
We going up in the in the helicopter.
Do Carbone? Do Carbone there you.
Go 10,000. 10,000 Patrons only 9000.

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Only 9907 to go listen. Come have dinner with us.
All right, what do we got next? Hercules.
Hercules. Oh.
Hercules. Hercules.
Hey get the reference. Hi guys, love the show.
Hey, thank you. Well, I'm, I don't know,
hopefully. Hopefully they still love it.

(18:32):
Yeah, been a minute. I'm a huge fan of the Greek
myths and my question for you all is if you could choose to be
any of the Greek gods, which would you choose to be?
That's a good. Question.
That's kind of a a weird one forus.
That's a good question. With the Greek God.

(18:53):
I have to admit I'm not up to speed with my Greek God.
But you know that you like, you know the.
Zeus like Zeus, Yeah. Poseidon, Hades.
Right. But I'm sure there's, there's,
there's one out there that fits my personality just right.
A Festus. Yo what?
What? No, at the same time.
I wish I had us all on camera for that.

(19:13):
OK, who's a fest? Who's a Festus all?
Right. Hang on.
He's. Got a forging?
What? Yeah, he basically makes all the
gods. Weapons, Weapons.
He lives in a rock mountain. Forgery in a lava.
How is that me? I don't know, I just you, you
give off the Festus. Like I, I could see you, you

(19:34):
know? Isn't there like a sex God or
something like that like in me? There ain't, Well, technically,
Bacchus. Isn't Dion Dionysis?
Yeah. But he's like a he's a half God.
He's not a full. But like, Achilles is half God,
yeah. No.
No, no, Dionysis is a full God. No, Hercules is half God.
He's. Like isn't he the God of?
His Achilles is not. Yeah, his mom was so.
The God of wine and other thing I don't.
He does other stuff. OK, but I don't.

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Know. Oh, he is the God of wine.
Yeah, but it's mostly orgies with boys.
He was into that. Whoa, yeah.
You get drunk and then have likemale orgies and.
Shit. No.
Yeah. Debauchery.
He was the God of debauchery. Maybe.
OK, I'm done with that. I already.
So, well, who are you? Hades, come on, dude.

(20:16):
The. Hell guy.
Hell yeah yeah, Hades is the coolest guy in the entire.
How is he cool? I don't know, he's outcasted,
built his own fucking Kingdom inthe underworld.
Like you know what I mean? They didn't want him up in the
they didn't want to go. He doesn't.
He didn't want to party with thegoody 2 shoes up in Mount
Olympus. He was like, alright, Deuces
betrayed by I don't know, this story's cool because he was able

(20:39):
to make he was castaway and he ended up making his own.
He's getting all of his source information from the Disney
movie. No, but that's that's Disney was
pretty pretty spot on. Hades was is dope.
Hades. There's oh, you could be Aries
got a war. Who got a war?
Aries is kind of a loser. No, I don't know.

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I don't know, I I. You don't know anything about
Greek mythology. I should have, I should.
Have never watched Hercules. Nike's.
Cool the the cartoon. No, the Kevin Sorbo Hercules.
I'm not saying that's like Apollo to the myths, but.
Apollo. What's Apollo?
God of the sun? Sun God, right?
Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

(21:22):
Yeah, I'm not really like. Can be, can be Cupid?
Is that a Greek God? The God of love?
Yeah, that. No, that's Aphrodite, isn't it?
Aphrodite is the God of love. Yeah.
So who's Cupid? Cupid's not a.
Cupid's not a thing. No, Cupid is AI.
Think it's a Roman God, right orsomething?
It's not. I don't think it's great.
Yeah. I can look it up.

(21:42):
I'm looking at. It Cupid is a cherub is a
cherub. Bring it up, Casey, bring it up,
bring up. Gods.
Actually, this is a good conversation.
Here talking about. I love how we're, we're like we
know anything. Oh no, we know mythology.
But that is, that's a fun thing about Malecol.
I do know though that Achilles is not a God.
His mother was 1/2 God, a demigod, and then he he.

(22:03):
She felt no she. Dipped him in the I don't think.
She was even a God. I think she just dipped him in
the. The holy God.
And the the like the. River sticks and then.
Which is leads to Hades, which you should know Hades anyway, I
think. I think that's what it is and.
Yeah, and then he or she had by the by the ankle, and that's why
he had the. Achilles or the Achilles?

(22:24):
OK you were right. So Cupid can refer to the Roman
Godda love fuckers. Winged infant known for shooting
arrows to inspire. Love the Roman God.
Cubit is a Roman God. I guess, yeah.
That's interesting. That is interesting.
I'm. Gonna do that all right so
you're a hades I'm whatever you guys told me I.
Am Eros. I don't know if I'm saying that

(22:44):
right. Eros E.
Versace Eros. Is the.
That's my Cologne Versace Eros. That's where they got it then.
The Greek God of love is Eros. Yo, that's me.
I want to be Eros. OK, the Greek God of love.
That's cool. So yeah.
Oh, wait, no, that's Cupid. Who are you?

(23:06):
Casey? No, Google.
Let me hold on. Yeah, keep talking.
Nike. I'm calling.
I'm saying Nike. Nike.
Yeah, the swoosh. 12. 11 Maybe Mercury Uranus, Mercury's Roman
God. Is Uranus.
Mercury's a Roman God. Mercury.
Venus and Venus. Dianisis for.

(23:29):
You not for me. Who for you?
For me. Dianisis.
Yeah, it's. Not God of wine, fertility and
oh Reverely. OK.
Yeah the the females would create a Dianisis to have babies
and shit. Probably Zeus I guess.
Ohh God. Of course.
The ruler of the sky, The gods. Yep, that ego is crazy.

(23:49):
Ego. Ego is like you see how it
transition. He played, he played it off.
He's like, oh, I don't know, transition.
He knew all. He knew like.
I think Zeus. Yeah, he knew.
He knew the whole time. Yeah.
Is he a good one? Is he a good one?
Yeah. Do you like to turn into animal
form and sexually assault women?Because that's what he did all
the time. I'd like to think that if the

(24:10):
Greek gods were still around, they would have evolved, you
know, man of. Times.
Yes, they. So Sue stops raping people as a
bear or a fucking. Eagle.
You know he's just trying to have fun.
True, they were a little loosey goosey back then dude.
So all right Hades, I'm the the spawn of Eros and.

(24:37):
And Zeus. What I'm no, didn't you say
Depper Vitis or whatever? For me?
No. Oh for you.
Yeah, the fertility guy. Eros for you.
Oh no. Oh, you want to be Dionysus?
Yeah, I'm from both of them. He.
Has no clue. Dave has no clue what he say.
Yeah, sure. All right.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm the spawn of of those two and you're Zeus.

(25:01):
Yeah, I don't know. That's just, Yeah.
I mean, it makes sense, right, Lightning?
You know, sure. All that stuff.
Yeah. Good.
Too. Oh wait, question before we move
on from great mythology Achilles, remember how in the
movie that was his, that was hiscousin or something, the one
that died, The reason why he wanted to go fight the Prince?
Was it? Remember, he came out and he

(25:22):
wore his armor. What was his fucking cousin's
name? I don't what was it his cousin?
It was his cousin in the. Movie they were like.
No, but in real Greek in the movie they were cousin like it
was my little cousin or. Whatever thought they were
hooking up. Yeah, they were.
They were lovers in the in actual.
Greek. I thought in the movie they were
even kind of like. Yeah, but they said cousin to
that. Yeah, they said cousins in the

(25:42):
movie. All right, Sorry.
Go ahead. Oh.
All right. I thought there was going to be
more to that. No, I just, you know, there's a
lot of a lot of debauchery in Greek mythology.
Why is it debauchery? I don't know they.
Were just ahead of their time. Lot of lot of sweat.
Love is love. Lot of lot of wife swapping, a
lot of God swapping God. Swapping.

(26:03):
You know, that's a great shot. Though you got to admit, I got
him right through the Achilles. Oh God, who would have thought?
Paris, of all people, You know, craziness.
Little crybaby Paris steal someone's wife and can't even
fucking pick up for himself. Guy started a war, lost a whole
very ancient city of Troy because of him.

(26:25):
Would you open up? I want to.
Rewatch that movie now. Would you open up your gates if
you saw a big wooden horse out front?
Well, you know their. IQ obviously it's a gift.
Their IQ is combined of like 20 back then, so yeah, it's a gift.
It's a gift. What a beautiful.
Gift. That's not Sergeant First.
Before this is great, my enemy wants to send me a wooden wooden
horse that's 97 feet tall. What could possibly be inside

(26:48):
more gifts? Solid as a rock.
More gifts inside. Well, they worked.
They worked out. Good for them, I think.
Watch the movie to find out. Yes.
Yeah. Acted by Wolfgang Peterson.
Really. Yeah.
Who directed The Perfect Storm? Also perfect.
Storm sucks. Everybody loves that movie.
I don't like. It What's wrong with the perfect
storm? Oh, come on.

(27:11):
George Clooney. That's Mark Wahlberg, where the
thing goes up and they all die in the end.
Spoiled alert. It was the perfect storm.
It is a true story, though. It's very tragic and you know,
it's not exactly right in the movie, how they did it, the
they, they, they made it seem like they were trying to plow
through the storm to get back tothey were running to save their

(27:34):
their their catch. But it's more likely that they
got caught in it. So.
Yeah. But yeah, you know, but yeah,
very tragic. All right.
Yep, That's who we are. We're we're, we're gods.
It's OK moving on. I don't, I don't know.
I was just. Going on a rant.
Alright, next one, next question.

(27:57):
Shut up, you'll wake up the neighbors, right?
Hypothetical for you guys, if you had Etsy, if you had a
really terrible roommate, like really terrible and you wanted
to drive them out of your house,order some ideas that you might
have to do that. Just ask him for a friend like
how would you? Scrub your asshole with their

(28:17):
toothbrush, no. That's not going to get them out
of your house. They.
Probably won't even know that you did it.
You, you have to do it nonchalantly.
I don't know, all right, maybe they maybe that's a bad comment,
but. You have to do it.
You can't be blatant. It has to be behind the scenes
because then you don't want the person to hate you or like then
it can then they can do they canrub their their ass on your
toothbrush. You know anybody's person

(28:38):
because you're living with the person you I know they make
those cricket noises, those little chirpers that you put a
little fucking 9 Volt battery inthere and it like sets off a
cricket noise. You know what I'm saying?
They him on Amazon, whatever. Maybe put one of those in his
room. Then you just I don't know
what's going. I don't I don't know.
It has to be slowly every time he puts a load of laundry.

(29:00):
In Just stop growing up after yourself.
No. Yeah, but then that that causes
fights between. Well, the the point is getting
him out of the house, right? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I guess it depends though.
What if he's your friend? What if you can't stand?
Like, what if me and you were getting each other?
Maybe say I rented a room for you in your new house and I was
like, oh fuck. Or you were like, no, I can't

(29:22):
stand living with this fucking guy.
I'd be like Garrett, you gotta go.
Probably, yeah, but I would respect that there's different.
I'd be like, OK. Yeah, No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't come right out and say Garrett, you gotta go.
I'd be like, listen, here's here's some things, right?
Oh, we're. Gonna have an intervention.
Yeah, here's some things. You know, you do like the
compliment sandwich. You know, I love that you do

(29:44):
stuff, but but some of the stuffthat you're doing is very
detrimental to the harmony of the household.
Gotcha. But keep up that other thing.
That was really good. Right, so a nice lettuce,
cheese, tomato, dog shit. Right.
Gotcha. Yeah, smothered in between,
Yeah. And if that didn't improve, I'd

(30:06):
be like, yeah, it's not working out.
It's not working out, sorry. And you would just try to get
home. Right.
No, yeah, I guess if if you get to the point where you can't
stand him at all, then you know.But the question is, if you
don't have the balls enough to talk to them about this, what
are you going to do? Or or the guy did have that

(30:27):
conversation and he the. Other guy just didn't give a
fuck. He.
Wasn't receptive to it and now he's like at a point where he's
just trying to figure out a way to make him so miserable that he
leaves. And what's the idea short of
killing him? Short of killing him, no.
You gotta make it like like every time I just put on a
laundry and they throw a fuckingblue dye in there.
It like just slowly chunk away at the sanity, right?

(30:48):
Yeah, yeah, play loud music. Yeah, don't clean up after
yourself. I would think.
Like start wearing their clothes.
Killing the Yeah. I needed to find a beanie and
then he comes in and. Just his whole room is.
Destroyed dude. Like stuff like that.
I would make it so that the house doesn't have power.
Kill the hot water. Eat his food.

(31:10):
Like no, I I would just make it so.
I don't even even care if I was miserable at that point.
I would just try to do to make the place so inhospitable that.
Yeah, yeah, there's just, you know, that's kind of like what I
was saying, just make it extremely uncomfortable to live
there. Every time he comes home from
work. Like he's a.
Bad music, you just, you gotta pass the fire in and you're

(31:30):
just. Just raving.
Glow sticks just blaring house music.
We're in a Speedo. The cricket thing is, a is a
good one. I've that that's actually evil.
I've seen those like advertised.That's evil shit.
And it's this big. You can't, you can never find
it. You can put it anywhere.
Put it in the fucking ceiling. Yeah.

(31:50):
And it just chirps, cricket chirps every like 2 seconds.
Yeah, that'd be annoying. Probably for everyone.
Yeah. Oh yeah, but if you want them,
you just. Suck it up, you got to be ready
to play the long game. But you sit in the house with no
power. Or or you make it smell like
really bad, like something you like that fart.
Spray or something? Yeah.

(32:12):
The smell would be big. Yeah, the smell would be real
big. Yeah, but don't do it.
You know, lift up their mattressand then spray underneath their
mattress. It's like the cliche of like
going to the fish market, buyinga giant fish and putting in
this. Like what?
The fuck? Just.
Every day, Every day while they're at work, just like their

(32:32):
Fray underneath their mattress so you can't find it.
You're like, where the hell is that smell coming from, you
know? They're looking.
They're like, why is your new drywall here?
Yeah. Oh, there's a hole.
And then it's just, it's just. Lying with fish, Yeah, that's
funny. Yeah, Make it extremely
uncomfortable if you don't have the balls enough to talk to them

(32:54):
and say bro or sis, whichever I don't know who else.
And always have friends over. That's a big one.
Yeah, always. Party till like 3-4 o'clock in
the. Morning.
And have them dressed as furries, right?
Yeah, 'cause everyone loves thatfor.
The and they can join in on the rave.
Imagine that, 3:30 in the morning, just raving on a
Tuesday. I couldn't.

(33:23):
I don't get it. Oh, man.
Yeah, that's what I would do. OK.
Yeah. Anyway, yeah.
I like it. All right, all right, that it.
I think that's all we got, all right.
We actually did pretty good on that.
Yeah, Yeah. We kind of flew right through
this. That was pretty good.
Yeah, those are some good questions.
So if you guys have any questions at home that you want
to send in to us for a mail call, you can e-mail Casey at

(33:46):
Casey at DGC Media dot LLC or goto chatsueypodcast.com and click
on the contact tab. So we've been on hiatus.
Yeah, been a busy summer. I bought a house.
You did. It turned into a money pit.
I don't know if it turned into one.
I mean, it was, yeah. But.

(34:06):
You, you went into that knowing that that was going to happen.
Yeah, like you didn't. I had an idea, right?
I had an idea it was going to bea money pit, but I was thinking
I could probably get away with some things, right?
I could get away, you know, and just over time, all right, now
I'll do this and then I'll move on to this, and then I'll move
on to this, right? Well, turns out day one it

(34:32):
became a parent. It was not going to be that way
because we go in there and and granted, you know, the kitchen
look like shit. I have a I'm gonna be posting
some videos here in a minute 'cause I actually did a tour.
You're gonna edit them in. Yeah, I did.
AI did a walkthrough for my house when we first bought it.
But yeah, so I already knew thatthe countertops would eventually
have to be replaced because theyhad like 17 lbs of fucking caulk

(34:55):
around the sink, right? Chinese men hiding in your
basement. Did we ever establish that it
was that it was, what do they call it, A hot hot?
Like a hostel? A hostel.
No, there there's a name for it.What do you mean?
Where they where you just rent out rooms to to work at A at a?

(35:17):
Is it called Hotbed I? Don't know.
I I don't know. Something I don't.
Know I thought it would that would just be hostel, right?
Well, like a hostel is kind of like.
Shared rooms with shared bathrooms, right?
Right. But that's more of like a
vacationy kind of thing. No, Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you don't live in hostels.Right.

(35:37):
Yeah, this is, this is like lived in.
So anyway. But yeah, so it had caulk, like
all this caulk on the counter. So I knew that had to be
replaced. But we're in there.
You know, we're kind of like, you know, all right, we're
marketing walls did come down and we're doing, you know,
something like this. And my daughter-in-law was like,
Dave, do you want me to clean out the cupboards?
You know, like wash out the cupboards and stuff, you know,

(35:58):
so you can start putting some stuff away And the, the
cupboards needed to be replaced,granted.
But like I said, I was going to see if I can get away with it
for a little while anyway. And I'm like, yeah, go ahead,
yeah, yeah, clean them out, blah, blah, blah.
So we're doing shit like that. 10 minutes later, she comes
back. I just put my hand through the

(36:19):
fucking and I'm like, feel like it was so fucking rotted out,
right? I don't, I don't, I mean, I
don't know if it was like her hand or her finger or whatever.
She went in to go clean it just like, fucking disintegrated.
Holy. So I'm like, fuck.
All right, so now not only do I have to do the cabinet, I mean
the countertop, now I got to do cabinets.
Make sure you include the video,the TikTok of you doing the oh

(36:40):
the aura, the aura farm because everybody thought you fucked up
the cabinets because you were standing on something.
Why are they so short cabinets? So yeah, I should, I should have
shown what I was standing on, but I was standing.
Look like you were a big person in a little house.
Everybody's like Dave. I don't mean to tell you this,
but here. You got the wrong size
character. Yeah, it was a a visual

(37:02):
misrepresentation. Bought a dollhouse?
Yeah, so anyway, yeah, so I I'm pretty much broke.
Yeah. All my money went into this
fucking place and now I'm at a snail space.
I really don't have much it. Looks good though.

(37:23):
A lot of fucking work, dude. I got the be.
Proud of what you did. Yeah, I got the the main parts
right. So I did do the cabinets, I did
do the countertops. I got new appliances, new
flooring in the kitchen, living room, a bunch of other shit.
But yeah, I redid my steps because my steps I was gonna
fall through fucking shitty ass.I don't even know how the.

(37:45):
Worst case would be somebody else fell through.
Yeah, that's what I was scared of.
You like whatever. Right.
Yeah, I'll break it back. Whatever.
I don't care. So yeah.
And yeah, in a couple weeks or next week or whatever, I should
be having my roof, my roof done,my solar panels, my solar
panels. Yeah.
So the solar guy was like, you know, you're walking through

(38:06):
Home Depot or Lowe's. I'm sure everybody experiences
this. And you have the one guy, hey,
do you have solar? You know, and I'm like,
whatever, talk to me about it. And then my first question was
like, do you guys, do you guys replace a roof?
They're like, Oh yeah, yeah, we could do that.
And I'm like, all right, let's talk.
Sounded very confident. Yeah, he's like, I need AI, need
a roof replaced. So.
Honestly though, then the day that I need my roof replaced,

(38:28):
like when I'm it's like all right we need a new roof.
I might look at solar dude because roofs are out of
control. So.
So. Yeah.
So I was like, you got a roof? And he's like, yeah, well, let
me tell you a little bit about the solar.
I'm like, I don't give a fuck about the solar.
Yeah, whatever. It is what it is.
No, I'm gonna save money. OK, great.
So back to the roof. How are we gonna do this?

(38:48):
But yeah, so they should be coming up pretty soon.
And it's all like, it's not out of pocket.
It's all fit into the solar panel.
The. Real question is, of all the
stress of the summer about the house, are you happy now?
Are you? Are there?
Are there? Well, you're never gonna be
happy because homeowning sucks. No, it's true.

(39:08):
It's true. Homeowning sucks.
As much as it sucks, it always sucks.
A part of me. But there has to be little
moments where you appreciate that you're.
Not Oh yeah, yeah, no, there is.As long as there's those little
moments can outweigh the shit. Yeah, there there will.
There will be a small section ofmy heart that that misses
renting. I think about it every day.

(39:30):
Yeah, not having to deal with anything.
Yep, any little problem you justmake a phone call.
Hey can you come fix this? Yeah, but even though I'm like,
you know, broke and can't reallyafford to do anything anymore,
I'm, I'm pretty content. But you're also you're you.
Sounded so depressing dude. Garrett is right, like owning a

(39:55):
home, it requires work and effort and you got to keep up
with the Joneses and all that. But you, you bought the house
for a reason. You're, you have a long term
plan that you want to, you want to do with the house.
Like it wasn't just like you were like, I'm just going to buy
a no, you were looking for a very specific house.
Very specific. So that you could share it with
your son and eventually he'll have something that he can grow

(40:17):
into after. When I kicked the bucket.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or when I get too old.
Too old. When I don't want to deal with
the fucking house anymore and I go back to renting.
Yeah, the old folks. Home.
Yeah, the 55 and over. I'm only a few years away.
I'm going to tear up the 55 and over community.

(40:37):
They ride around with my golf cart with my fucking.
Balls hanging at the back. The danglers Dang the back some.
Spinners with my loofah sponge hanging from the fucking.
Roof Dave's here to party, yeah.Purple.
I'm a purple, I like watching but.
Purple was voyeur, remember? I am.
Damn, the fact that you remembered, that's kind of
scary. Well, I mean when you got to

(40:57):
once you know all the colors andyou got to kind of pinpoint
anyway, you know, but. The problem is you start purple
and then all of a sudden that white one goes up and then the
black one. You got the black loofah.
It's down for everything. Once you go down the slippery
slope, you can't go back up. Yeah, I'll be there one day.
Yeah. Do we do we ever talk about the

(41:19):
condition of the house prior to me moving in?
Like no. What was what was the living
arrangement? We.
Were gonna but like it. Just never.
It never came to yeah. We just had so much to talk
about. Yeah, you know all.
Right, so, so the reason I bought this house right is
because me and Ethan, my son, wewere like like you said, we
wanted to kind of like go in on a house and you know, something

(41:41):
to pass on or or for him to you know, take over if, when or
whatever happens to me, right, whether I die or move on since.
You've been real morbid lately. What?
Nothing. Just keep going, OK?
Just real morbid guy. I'm bro, I'm not getting you.
I'm not. I'm not you guys like you guys.
5253 whatever the fuck you are. Damn, just aged me.

(42:01):
Wow. 51 bro 51 whatever, I don't.
Know I was acting like you're 90years old, yeah.
No, listen, they don't even listeners at home don't even
understand. This guy talks about the fact
that he's going to die in six years all the time.
I'll be I'll be dead soon, but shut up, Dave I.
Mean I don't want to die, it's just considering my family
history, it's just. All right, keep going.
My bad. I mean adventure off.
It's not very positive, but anyway.

(42:23):
There it is. See.
Told you what? Nope.
Nope. Go ahead.
They caught it. Keep going.
Keep going. So.
Stupid. All right.
Looking good, Dave. Thanks.
Yeah, yeah. So actually I feel great.
This is like I, I haven't felt this great since my high school
20s. So hopefully, knock on
microphone, everything turns outwell.

(42:45):
Yeah. So anyway, so we were looking
for a very specific house, right?
Because we were Ethan was livingwith me in the apartment and it
was kind of getting tight, right.
And not for nothing, I don't really want to bring people home
with my you. Talking about the lady. 24 year
old son in the next fucking bedroom, you know what I mean?

(43:05):
It's just kind of weird. Wait, have you ever done that?
With him home? Yeah, once.
Wow. It'd be wild in five years.
Five years. That's not bad, I.
Don't know if I'd be able to live with that.
My dad was hooking up with some chick.
But he but the the thing he has it easy because I work nights,

(43:28):
you know what I mean? So if he wants to bring.
He's got the, he's got. The whole place himself for 14
hours right 'cause we work 12 1/2 hour shifts you know and so
if he wants to bring a fucking lady friend home or or even a
guy friend, I don't fucking carewhatever you know bring a friend
yeah he's got the whole entire night and it'd be like you know

(43:48):
whatever you know whereas me, heworks day shift so if I go out
for dinner or whatever I mean I'm not bringing anybody back
you know that's just weird you know he's not like he's a child
anymore whether just sleep through the fucking night, you
know but keep. Him a high 5 on the way back.

(44:09):
Oh. Man, the socks on the door
don't. Don't knock the cowboy.
Hats on the. Door so all right, so yeah, so
we're thinking of a of a house that had either a it was either
going to be a duplex SO2 separate living units or
something with an in law in law place right.
And it's really not much out there for that, no.

(44:32):
And all the duplexes are bought up or they're just in horrible.
But I also learned that with duplexes you can even if you buy
it, if there's tenants already in there, you can't kick them
out until their lease is done. Is that true?
Yeah, if it if it's. I thought you couldn't sell the
home until they're out. Oh no, no, no.
You can sell it but if it if it's a owner occupied unit you

(44:55):
can give them 30 days or whatever or 60 days or
something. But if it's just like a duplex
and both sides are rented and it's not owner occupied, I
believe I could be wrong. Let me know if people at home if
I'm wrong. If it's not owner occupied then
you have to honor the existing lease.
You saw that when the the housing market spiked up, a lot

(45:17):
of people sold their duplexes because I know so many people
that like were like, Hey, I got to find a place and like two
months, right, Remember right, right, the big spike because
every, all those owners just like started liquidating their,
their assets and shit because like they could get double for
what they paid for those. Duplexes, yeah.
So we were looking at, you know,for something like that.
So obviously, you know, the moreI looked into it, a duplex,

(45:38):
duplex was out of the question, you know, because I didn't want
to, you know, wait around for somebody's lease to be done.
So then we started looking around our houses and there's
nothing and like, oh, here's a 5bedroom, blah, blah, blah.
But it's all one main living area.
You know, like, oh, this one hasthree baths.
All right, great. Nope, it's all one main living
area. So this one came along and it's

(45:58):
a raised ranch, completely finished, lower level with
kitchen, living room, dining room, bedrooms, blah blah,
everything. Like, you know, everything.
He needs the top Level, 3 bedrooms, office, 2 bathrooms,
blah, blah, blah. Perfect.
We never have to see each other if we never want to, you know,

(46:19):
totally separate living areas. Perfect.
Great. So then, you know, I went and
looked at the house and the house right off the bat, you
knew was being used as a sublet house.
I guess that's the best way to, you know, supply it for workers

(46:41):
who worked at the casino. Yeah, for anybody who doesn't
know, we live next to a pretty big casino and two very big
casinos in New England. And a lot of houses in this area
are bought by families and then they just rent out rooms and
they just have cycles and shiftsthat work the casinos.
So that's what this house was. And they basically turned the

(47:03):
living room into a bedroom. So all that was like sheetrocked
in, they took a closet and made it into a room.
So on paper, the house was 5 bedrooms, 3 baths.
In reality it was 9 bedrooms, 3 baths because they turned
whatever they can turn into a bedroom.
They turn into a bedroom, right?So obviously there was like a

(47:23):
lot of walls that need to come down.
But when I first looked through,everybody was there.
Nobody left the house. You know, usually when you go to
look at a house, the owner leaves, you know, so you have,
you have the house to yourself and you can explore a little bit
and look around and like, reallylike take it in.
Everybody was in their bedrooms,right?
So you never really got a good look, right?

(47:45):
So we went and looked at it and I'm like, OK, I, I like the
layout. The layout was perfect, right?
I don't really know much about the house, but layout works.
Then they had an open house a couple days later and I'm like,
all right, it's an open house. People are going to be gone,
right? So I'll be able to actually see
every single room that they have, right?

(48:07):
I go to the open house. I'm the only one at the open
house, right? So which is odd right now
because of the market, anytime there's a open house, there's
probably like 40 people at this open house, right?
I'm the only one there. And I walk in and there's
there's this lady that lives there.
She's probably like, I don't know, in her 60s or 70s.

(48:29):
And obviously she's like the house mother, right?
Kind of like coordinates everything.
So when I go there, the real estate agent isn't the one that
greets me at the door. It's the house, mom.
The house mom. Yeah, And I'm like, oh, hey,
you're here. I just saw you the other day.

(48:49):
I thought you would be gone. I'm thinking this in my head
because she doesn't know what I'm saying.
There wasn't a lot of English speaking going on, right?
I. Mean it's mostly Asian Asians.
Who buy? The homes because they, they,
they just, do you think Hegan and Foxwoods, do you think they
like advertised for that? I mean, they have like how did

(49:13):
that they they market New York area and Boston area like crazy.
They have to, right? It's like, how do you get that
many of like one specific? Well, that's that's where a lot
of them what, you know, the big cities.
It's also their culture, too, yeah.
Gambling culture, yeah. So, so, yeah, so the house mom,

(49:33):
she greets me and I walk in and there's a real estate agent and
she kind of like throws up her hands like, hey, welcome.
And I'm like, hey, OK, so now I'm thinking, all right, the
house mom is still here. Who else is still here?
Everybody, everybody's in their room sleeping.
So you can look, you can look into the room, but you can't

(49:55):
like explore the room because these these guys, they have all
of their life savings in these little rooms, right?
Because they come up from New York to work at the, at Mohegan
and they bring all their stuff, all, you know, their whole life
with them. So the bedroom is floor to

(50:16):
ceiling of boxes. Like basically there's a path
just going to their bed in all of these rooms, every single
room. So you can't even really see the
condition of the room. And then the house, Mom's like,
like pointing to like rooms. And I'm like, it's great.
All I see is fucking stacks of boxes.
OK, thanks. But so yeah, so I didn't

(50:38):
actually really see the condition of the house until
everybody was gone, which which took like, we were supposed to
close on the 28th of June. We didn't end up closing until
the 4th of 2nd of July because they didn't leave.
They wouldn't leave. So yeah, so it kind of got
extended a little bit, but but yeah.

(51:01):
But I'm going to take this time right now to post the videos of
the house so you guys can kind of see, you know, exactly the
condition of the house, what we had to deal with.
It was a fucking disaster, you know, and I'll try to post.
The shit yard too. Oh yeah, the shit yard.
Oh, that's another. OK, yeah, the shit yard.

(51:22):
I think I, I think I explained it in the video, but yeah, so
I'm going to go ahead and like throw those videos in now and
we'll check it out. All right, what's good
everybody, this is Dave Jarry. I'm sure you some of you know me
personally, some of you know me through a podcast called Chat
Sui and Criminal AF. Some of you don't know me at
all, but I am willing to start avlog of the recent purchase of a

(51:49):
home and there's a lot to do with this home and I don't know
shit about shit. However, I am going to learn how
to do this shit, so leave your advice.
If you got any pointers on how we can do this a little bit more
efficiently, better, less money,because we're already dropping a

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shit ton of money on this thing.I'd welcome anything in the
comments, that'd be great. Also, I'm going to do a lot of
fucking Youtubing because YouTube's a great, great source
for information. But yeah, let me give you a tour
of the house and you know, we'llgo from there.
A lot has already been done. I've started this vlog a little

(52:33):
late, but yeah, we're, we're just in the beginning of this.
There's still a lot to do, so let me give you a little tour of
the fucking house. And yeah, like you said, like I
said, if you guys can come up with any, any ideas and how to
do things and yeah, that'll be great.
So let me give you a tour of thehouse.

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So here we are. We have a officially A5 bedroom,
3 bath Rays Ranch, about 2600 square feet.
And there's my Jeep birthday right in Uncasville, CT for all
those people that are following from Connecticut.
Lots of garden space. There's garden on the other side

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of the house. Yeah.
But I'm going to RIP all of thisup because not only do I not
know shit about renovating houses, I don't know about
gardening either. So, yeah.
So already have the dumpster ring.
Got that like halfway filled up already.
And over here there's another, another garden and got some

(53:42):
vegetables coming in. I don't know what they are, but
yeah, that's all going bye. Bye.
Anyway, let's start with the front.
So these stairs, you know, if there's any carpenters watching,
these stairs are a fucking nightmare because for one, you
have these things. I figure what they're called,

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right? This is what holds the the
steps, but you're supposed to have one apparently down the
middle and there isn't. So what happens is you get
cracking and bowing and splitting here and all this
other kind of shit. So technically these stairs are
not very safe right now. However, I still use them
because the Thomas are going to get.

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In the door. Until we fix it.
All right, so we've. Got A1 car?
Hey, there's EJ right there Yeah, not much.
It's a garage. Got some tools to do that shit
All right so one thing about this house is that it's
basically 2 living areas. So as we enter here, you have a

(54:48):
little pantry kitchenette area that needs to be done You have
your kitchen cabinets where you start taking out some of the
cabinets. Those got to go.
Yeah, little kitchen area, whichis nice and.
Once. EJ moves on and away put in some
flooring. Very good job.

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Good job guys. And we have a bathroom here,
which is I mean it's it's OK. It's part of one of the better
bathrooms that we have here and there's Ethan he's the co-owner
of this house. Say hi Ethan.
Sorry, you can't stuff. In his hair and oh.

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You got stuff in here. OK, so Ethan, this will be
Ethan's area down here. You got a utility closet.
This is where your water is. It's got its own washer dryer
hookups down here. And we'll continue to bedroom
number. One with flooring.
And originally this was made into two bedrooms, as you can

(55:52):
see here. I don't know if you really see
it, but in the wall, there used to be a wall here that we took
down, and there was a doorway there that's now being puttied
and whatever. There was a doorway here too,
which leads to that. I don't know if they put a
bedroom there or not, Who knows?But this is now one big bedroom,

(56:13):
which will be Ethan's bedroom. I'll come over here to the
living room area, OK, at his ownentrance.
And here's bedroom #2 however, it's better #2 that we are
painting currently. So yeah, there's Gavin.

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Hi, Gavin. Hi.
That's my other son, Gavin, I think.
It's going to be too short. Oh.
What do we got going on here, fellas?
Oh. You guys laying wood down,
laying wood over here. So that's the lower, lower level
and I'll post a video of the upstairs when we go up to
sketchy ass walking stairs. OK, look at those sketchy

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upstairs there. It's like halfway hanging off
the house. It's not even secured to the
house. So those are a do not use like
at all because I don't know whatthe fuck's going to happen with
those stairs, but let's go up these stairs.
Just kidding, I didn't really fall for it.

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Let's go as you hear, and here is Castillo de Jari.
OK, Down there is where we just were in Part 1.
We're going to come up these stairs where we ripped out the
carpet, which is now outside. So let's start here.

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So those of you that are familiar with the raised ranch,
you typically have your banisterhere, right?
So what they did is we're going to put a wall here and make this
a bedroom. So I'm going to post pictures
from the before so we can all get a good idea of what this

(58:04):
actually look like prior to. But I took down this wall here
and luckily the banister was still here saved.
So that wasn't too, too bad. So got all this carpet.

(58:29):
Now we can go two ways. We can go this way or we can go
this way, but we're going to go this way.
All these cabinets are shit. They're all going out, getting
ripped out tonight. Going.
Bye Bye. Done with them.
All right, I did get new appliances courtesy of Jerry's
Appliance in Tanfield, Connecticut.
Go check them out. Yeah, all these cabinets are

(58:50):
going. And hey, if your sink is ever
leaking, you probably either A want to find the source of the
leak or B find someone who knowshow to find where the source of
the leak is. What you do not do is put 87 lbs
of fucking caulk on the countertop behind the sink.

(59:15):
OK, now as you can see, all thisis standing water leaking from
probably this fucking thing right here.
All right, so not only did the cabinets need to come out, the
sink needs to come out, the countertop needs to come out,
and probably the whole fucking back wall.
Once we get all this shit out, that's probably going to have to
be fucking redone too. All right, so that I do know you

(59:36):
do not do that. Don't do that bad.
Bad. Don't do that.
OK, so now we're gonna continue.So we're gonna come over here
and what do we have here? We have a primary bedroom that
I've been sanding the fuck out of because lo and behold, you
can probably see the line right there.

(59:59):
It goes up and it comes out. So yeah, you're right.
They had a wall here. OK, so this was a little hallway

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area. This was its own separate
bedroom. So what I did is.
I took down that fucking wall because it's stupid and we're
going to make one big fucking bedroom because that's the way
it's supposed to be right? Right now off of here.
We have a primary bathroom now. Not great, right?

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Again with the fucking caulk. Like what?
What? What are we doing here?
What's all the caulk for? They must love caulk.
Big mouse of cock. All right, so continue here.
I put this up yesterday because you know what?
I am temporarily staying here for the time being so I can just

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wake up, get to work, go to sleep, wake up again and go to
work. So I need to take a shower.
So I scrubbed the fuck out of this tub and now shower here.
Also toilet also rotting floor. So this toilet is going to come

(01:01:34):
out and I'm going to pull all this back and the subfloor is
probably all fucking shit so I'mgoing to have to replace that
with a brand new fancy toilet right there.
So that is the left side of the house and we will start a Part 3

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of the right side of the house. Bad, bad.
No, don't do that bad. All right, before we start to
Part 3 of this little series of shit I don't know shit about,
we're going to step outside the back.
OK, now this isn't, this is a fairly large property.

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It's over an acre, however the majority of it is up a fucking
hill. Which is cool because you know
what? I'm 51 years old.
I really don't feel like being doing doing a lot of yard work
so I'm OK with it. 20 years ago I probably would have wanted a
flat surface of an acre, but I'll take the fucking
monstrosity of a fucking hill. And here we are in the back.

(01:02:38):
So you see there's no sketchy ass steps that nobody's allowed
to fucking go up. I should probably put some
yellow caution tape on there so nobody fucking dies and I get
sued after only living here for like 3 days.
So we got all this. It goes all the way back.
See where the the skyline is? Right up there at the Crest of
the hill. That's all ours being Ethan's.
So that's that. OK, we got this fucking thing.

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Gavin, my son Gavin ripped out all the fucking carpet because
it was stained and had shit stains and everything else in it
and it smells like piss. So we got rid of that and we're
going to come down these sketchystairs, which also don't have a
center fucking, whatever it's called.
And all this mess that you see here was once fucking something.

(01:03:22):
I think we have a picture of it.I don't know what was happening.
It was like half tool shed, halfchicken coop, half fucking.
I don't know, it's something. So then, yeah, so that all came
down and all this fencing which did go all the way down there.

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You can probably see what a longgrass is and stuff, this
makeshift fucking chicken wire fence or whatever going all the
way down there. We've ripped that out.
Yeah, we got to RIP all this out.
Yeah, I'm actually going to havesomebody come here, a guy I work
with, He does excavating on the side.

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It's actually a pretty good business that he has.
So he's going to come over here with his excavator and we're
going to do some some fun shit in the yard.
I don't know what, maybe do a retaining wall, maybe do fucking
something. I don't know.
But yeah, he was a little fucking chicken wire constantly.
So Yep. And all these fucking cinder
blocks. There's like 475 cinder blocks

(01:04:29):
around the property. So if anybody wants a cinder
block fucking, I got plenty. Look, girl, I got a little
creative way over there, startedcreating a little wall, but then
I realized cinder block probablyisn't the best material to make
a fucking wall because it's all in a crumble eventually.
So yeah, I stopped doing that because you know why?
Because I don't know shit about shit.

(01:04:50):
So we're going to figure this all out together.
So again, so far, what you've seen, Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.
If you have any ideas, suggestions, let me know because
I'll take any assistance I can get and I'll give you a shout
out if it's good. You know, you're just trying to
lead me down a path where I'm just going to fuck myself even

(01:05:12):
more than I'm probably not goingto give you a shout out.
I'll probably, well, I might give you a shout out and tell
you to go fuck yourself in the chat.
But other than that, you know, if you have any good advice,
I'll give you a shout out. So now we're on the right side
of the house, OK? There's our shitty fucking clock
sink outside. We're going this way.

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OK, Now this one right here, it is my temporary, I say
temporary, my temporary bedroom.It's gross.
It's got fucking stains everywhere.
But I vacuumed the fuck out of this and I worked on all the
walls and I fucking tried to disinfect as much.
As I could. This room I didn't clean down

(01:05:55):
this bed frame because this is left behind, but that mattress
is mine. I'm not sleeping on anybody's
fucking nasty mattress. All the DNA on this mattress is
mine, so new blinds my PC. This is what we're doing here.
So I actually paused the video because Gavin and Amber got me a
a little house warming gift. Smells like I own this fucking

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place. Smell that, people.
That's the smell of a motherfucking homeowner.
There we go. I got great kids.
All right, we're going to continue down here.
All right, so we go makeshift bedroom for for now.
This is actually going to be my podcast room once everything's
said and done. I don't know what I'm doing with
this carpet yet. I'm going to see if I can

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salvage it. Have somebody come over like a
professional and actually clean the shit out of these carpets
because they're not awful. They just look like shit.
So, so yeah, we'll see what happens with that, because money
is a thing, people, and if I canget away with saving a few
dollars by solvaging when I can,then I'm able to do it.

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OK, Once again, back in there, there's a temporary room.
We're coming over here to bedroom #2 three bedroom #3 of
the upper level, right? So here we are with that.
Nothing special, nothing great. It's a fucking room, right?
Little paint, little touch up. Call it a day.
Now I'm going to come over here with another bedroom.

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So on a downstairs level, on Ethan's level, we have two
bedrooms and a bath. This level we're working on 4
bedrooms, technically 3 because the makeshift bedroom slash soon
to be office doesn't have a closet.
So you can't really consider that a bedroom.
But I mean, they were using it as a bedroom so whatever.

(01:07:44):
So yeah, nothing special. Again, little paint and here we
go. We got another bathroom over
here, smaller than the others. OK, Nothing special, nothing
great. Fucking whatever that is.
Now look at this floor here again.
We're going to fucking vomit everywhere.
OK, now this one. Look at that.

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Oh yeah. Oh yeah, look at that.
Look at the floor. Oh yeah, it's fucking shot.
So that subfloor is probably going to get replaced too.
This is gross. That's gross.
This is gross. So all the gross is coming out.
Gross. Yeah.
So I don't know. For the time being, nobody's

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really going to be using this side of the house.
So this is an overtime project. So yeah, not a huge rush to do
much on this side, but it'll eventually get done because it
smells like fucking a rat infested fucking sewer right

(01:08:54):
now. But yeah, that's that's the
goal. That's the goal for this side.
And finally. So let's get our bearings back.
Fucking nasty ass rat infested toilet there and over here is
washer dryer. I'm doing a.

(01:09:16):
Wash right now. Sorry.
So apologize for all this happening right here, but we're
in the middle of this. OK, I fucked up because why?
Because I don't know shit about shit.
So I actually went through that way to install the dryer vent,
went that way. And guess what?
There's plywood there. Doesn't really, it's not as easy
to cut through as sheetrock. So I couldn't cut through to the

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outside through the siding, all that kind of shit.
So I was like, fuck it, I went on the outside and we're
actually going to walk. I'm actually going to walk on
the sketchy steps that I told you that nobody is allowed to
walk on. But oh, here's another thing.
Look at this. What the fuck?

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The only thing I think of, somebody had a dog where they
just fucking raised the fucking window.
The dog went out. I don't know, because somebody
else doesn't know shit about fucking shit.
So there you go. All right, so hopefully I don't
die of walking out here. And there's my dryer vent.
I saw that. I came in through that.
Went. In that way and don't look at my

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underwear came in through here was able to get through a
sheetrock for the drive in Bam bam bam bam caught it call it a
day over with so that's 345 parts.
I don't know so far and that's just like the tore through.
Like I said, I'll add some fucking pictures, show you guys

(01:10:40):
what's going on, and each step of the way I'll just.
Take some more. Videos and hopefully by the end
of this I'll know some shit about shit, but currently I
don't know shit about shit. OK, so stay tuned.
All right, welcome to another installment of shit I don't know
shit about. Today's episode is going to be

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about excavating wall building. That kind of shit never did it
before and apparently it's a lotof fucking hard work.
So basically what we have going on here is is we got a little
digging going on and we got the base of a retaining wall.

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So that's what we have going on today.
And because I don't know shit about shit, I have someone here
that knows shit about shit. So these guys a little fucking
excavator here and our level base for our retaining wall and
we got some stone to put back there for water drainage or

(01:11:49):
whatever. I guess that's the thing.
So yeah, I don't know if you guys noticed from original
videos or pictures I posted, it was this weird ass freaking
sidewalk thing going out to nowhere out there.
So we took that all that up. That's going to go.
Bye. Bye.
And what else did we do today sofar?

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Hey, there we go. Hey guys.
Oh, tree. We took some branches down off
the tree here. I'm going to clean up all that
shit. I don't know the follow up Gatto
is over there. But yeah, this is what we got
going on today. Now eventually what we're going
to do is that's going to be all finished.
We're going to have a little driveway parking area here all

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leveled off for that's going to be E inside there and so far we
haven't encountered any shit smell on this side.
I don't know if you guys saw my like TikTok posts or my Facebook
posts, but apparently the peoplethat lived here before they
fertilized their gardens with buckets of human shit.

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So apparently they would save all their fecal matter in
buckets and then when it was time to fertilize their gardens,
they would dump the fecal matterinto the ground here and work it
all in. And yeah, basically use their
own human shit as fertilizer fortheir for their vegetables.

(01:13:15):
So everybody who commented in the previous posts about, hey,
that's squash and that's cucumbers and that's fucking, I
don't know, fucking jalapenos, whatever, wherever that we're
growing over here, and then we should save them.
Guess what? I'm not fucking saving them.
And they all got fucking demolished because I took a weed
whacker to all of them and I will not be ingesting.

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Any of the. Vegetables that are found on
this property. So as of right now, there is no
shit smell over there. But I have a feeling that once
we start getting up into that back area over there, well, we
can zoom in, yeah. That area right there.
I think once we get into that area, there might be some human

(01:13:58):
shit smell, but we'll see. But the human shit smell for now
is coming over from this side and we're walking, We're
walking, we're walking. Here's my beautiful she's so.
Fucking sexy. Look at that Jeep.
God, she's so hot. Anyway, all right, so now we're
working our way over here. These will all go.
I did this temporarily because like I said in the other video,

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there's 475 fucking cinder blocks.
Going on here. So those are eventually going to
go and get replaced by the otherwall that we're working on.
I got another pallet of those showing up.
So right now. This is.
The shit yard. So all of this, all of this, all
you got to do is basically just.Stop.

(01:14:41):
OK. Oh yeah.
Smell. Take a big whiff.
Yeah, all you can smell is shit.So as we walk through here, this
is where the other garden was. So even just like creating a
little dirt dust. Yeah, create the dirt dust.
There we go. Yep, took a big.

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Fucking inhale of that. So one of the neighbors came by
the other day and they were like, hey, what's going on?
They basically trapped my son Ethan over there in the corner.
He's like you guys just. Move in here.
And Ethan's like, yeah. And he's like, oh, so like,
how's the shit smell? You haven't noticed that yet?
And at the time, I kind of thought, you know what?
Kind of smells like shit, but I didn't really know why it

(01:15:22):
smelled like shit. So the guy was like, yeah, you
know, we've. Put in complaints to the town,
you know, a bunch of times, you know, they basically save their
shit in buckets and just like, you know, dump their shit in the
fucking ground and that's what they use for fertilizer and it
stinks up the whole neighborhood.
So apparently I don't know if they fertilized yet this year,

(01:15:43):
but it fucking smells like shit.So I don't know if it's like
going to forever smell like shitor if it's eventually going to
fucking wear out. But.
Who knows, we'll see. Oh, here's another little
project I'm doing, but before wecontinue, here's me in my Jeep
listening to some air supply. So this is in the back of the

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house and my property goes, likeI said, all the way up to that
fucking whatever up there. So I got a little trying to
create a little steps with the 475 fucking cinder blocks I have
here. So we come up here.
I got to create some sort of like step system here to get up

(01:16:56):
here, but once you get up here, it's fucking cool.
So got a little Oasis, little Oasis up here, little fire pit.
I don't know if that's legal or not, but hey, we're doing it,
no? We're just going to sit here in
our chair, have a nice little fire.
Got a nice little quiet area back here.

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I'm out of breath. Sorry if I'm huffing and puffing
in your ear. Yeah, I got a nice little view.
It's pretty cool back here. So yeah, that's pretty much
what's going on right now. We're taking a little break.
He had to go grab a couple things, refuel his truck, get
some more stuff for the for the wall and he's going to be back
in a little bit. But we're going to continue
that, hopefully get finished with the wall today, back fill

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it with stone, level it off at the dirt, and then start working
on the little driveway parking area for Ethan and then onto the
shit side of the house with all that fucking shit smell.
So yeah, I'll keep you posted. You should really smell the
shit. It's fucking bad.

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You don't know shit about doing shit.
Looks like you know enough shit.They look good.
OK. And.

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Then and then and then we'll be right.
Over more. Back that way.
And shoot down the mirror and grab that.
Thing got it there and pull it towards where you going.
I can't go in there and pull it towards you, No.
Through the hole to goose, yes. Oh my God.

(01:20:15):
You. Got 3/4.
What you got 3/4? Oh, Daddy.

(01:21:01):
So yeah, that's my, that's my humble abode.
My humble abode. With the shit yard and falling
down steps I did replace the. I didn't replace the whole front
steps, but I did do the the stringers and the and the actual
steps. I did give Dave a little bit of
shit. I said, dude, it looks like a
bachelor pad. He's got like, he's got like
bottles of wine in his decoration.

(01:21:22):
The fucking eagle stuff everywhere.
I'm like. Yeah, go birds, go birds.
He's he's got that one like sad little yard chair in the in the
living room and just the TV, nothing else.
Well, he's got this. You got a nice couch.
Set up, yeah. Yeah, you do.
You, you, you the fire. Are you talking about that?
Are you talking about the fire pit chair?

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The fire pit was concerning. That was a little concerning.
That looked like some socio like.
Yeah, yeah. Going through some.
Shit over the single stand alonefire pit chair.
So we all went over one day because we were having a meeting
about the show and everything and what we want to do in the
future. And we were talking about some,
we were rolling through some ideas and it LED us into the

(01:22:05):
backyard to his fire pit 'cause we had talked about doing some
stuff, you know, in in that area, 'cause we actually want to
use your house to some degree for other content and creation
that we can do. And that's exciting 'cause
there's room for it, you know? And so we got in the backyard
and there's just one like yard chair or whatever facing the the

(01:22:27):
fire pit. Like not too far from it.
It's almost in the fire pit. It's like you're scooching it
closer. And yeah, it was just.
Every. Maybe I'm Hades, I don't know.
Every. Every.
Villain Festus, I don't. Know every villain arc started
right there and that chaired youknow I was like Jesus David
we're. Just imagining Jari in the
middle. It's like twilight.

(01:22:47):
Yeah. And the fire is roaring.
You can hear the crackling of the logs.
And he's just lost in thought. Let me tell.
You imagine evil thought. Not imagine being someone
looking at you from. Yeah, imagine your crazy
neighbor. Who?
Wants you. Wants you to fucking take care
of her. Oh yeah, yeah.
Sitting by herself. She actually, yeah.

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Oh, that's a good question to ask the people if you have an
elderly neighbor like a 9080 or who doesn't really have much
help. Lives by herself.
Lives by herself. You just move into a new house
and she you know, hi, nice to meet you.
And then couple days later. It's like you speak English.
Yeah, thank God. Thank God you're.
Thank God you take over the house.

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I'm sick of seeing gardens. Oh, Gardens.
Believe they're throwing their own shit outside.
Believe they're fertilizing their gardens with their own
shit. It's.
Efficient and it's good for the soil.
Is it? No, actually human shit.
If you have. If you have, if no, they're

(01:23:48):
they're. Watched Matt Damon YEAH live on
Mars. With his own shit.
Yeah, OK. Not saying it's not that you
can't do it. I mean, you can.
You can definitely. Obviously you can do it.
My entire yard was a garden of human of human shit.
But there is a word for it for human shit fertilizer.

(01:24:10):
But in order for you know, when you first shit, obviously it's
all your byproducts and gross shit that your body's fucking
expelling from your body, right?But if you wait, I think it's
two years. If you compost your shit for two
years then it actually makes excellent.

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Probably some of the best fertilizer you can bet.
That's crazy. Yeah, behind chicken shit and
cow shit, but human shit is likethrow it on the list if you let
it compost for two years. Yeah, but that, but at that
point all that shit is getting living nutrients from the ground
and stuff like that. So.
Well, anyway, so then she finally and then a couple weeks

(01:24:51):
later she goes, hey, can I get your cell phone number?
So you I if I need help at all. That's a trap.
That is a trap. I I I will admit I was put on
the spot. You gave it to her, of course.
Yeah, what am I going to do, dude?
You wouldn't have done that. How would you have gotten out of
that? Actually, I'm the Church of
Latter Day Saints. I don't believe in cell phones.

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OK. All right, what if she was?
No, I'm kidding. Me too.
I go to church every Sunday. You want to?
You want to drive me? I'm I'm way too nice.
I wouldn't feel. I wouldn't.
I would be like, yeah, sure. It's like this little old lady I
know and she comes over, I'm joking and like she's waving to
me from her yard. I, I go out to like check my
mail and she sees me because, you know, every once in a while
she just kind of like walks. Her little perimeter a.

(01:25:36):
Little just walks outside and, you know, I go to get my mail
and I, I'm walking back and I and A corner of my eye I see
whatever and I look over and she's like, like all happy to
actually see you like a human living person, you know, 'cause
she lives by herself. And I'm like, hey, how you
doing? And I didn't even know her name
yet, right? And she's like, she's like, can

(01:26:00):
I come over real? Can I come over?
And I'm like, yeah, come on, whatever.
So I meet her like get. Your beer, baby.
I miss her. I met her halfway in the in the
front yard and she's like she, she's like, I forgot to ask you
before, do you mind if I have your number just in case
there's, you know, like an emergency or something, you
know, and you know, it's same with you.

(01:26:21):
Like if you have an emergency like you can call me and.
Yeah, 'cause she's going to be able to get you out of.
The bathtub. Yeah, I've fallen.
Oh no, she's just be like, yeah,I was like fuck.
I'm like, yeah, sure, no problem.
And she's like, OK, what's your number?
Hold on. Wait one second.

(01:26:44):
Oh, this stupid phone. Stupid.
Wait a minute. Nope, not that one.
OK, no, wait. OK, what's your number?
It's like, Oh my God, can we just do this?
So I give her the number A6 up no one.
'S Has she asked for a favor yet?

(01:27:06):
No, she hasn't called me yet, OK.
Doesn't call me. That's not bad, I thought it
was. Going to be insulated, I
thought. That's what I thought too.
I have a ladder that needs to get put up in the garage or
something, right? I thought for sure she would
have asked already. 100% yeah, Ican.
You lift this, come over and lift this box for me.
You know, I thought for sure my phone would ring every single
fucking day, but it hasn't yet. Lift this box.
Yeah. Maybe you can eat this box.

(01:27:31):
Sorry, go ahead. I bet that's gross.
That's gross. I'm joking.
How old is this lady? 70s, I don't know, old, yeah.
I do feel bad for her though, because I do see her outside and
it's usually because I don't, I mean, it's 2025.
I don't really mingle with people, you know?
I don't really talk to neighbors.
I don't really do anything, you know?

(01:27:52):
Are you like? Are you on the outcast?
You go waiver, I wave, you wave.Yeah, yeah.
I don't wave. You don't do anything, I don't
wave, you just ignore. I wave to everybody.
You don't wave to people in yourneighborhood like when you're
driving by. No, it's weird.
No, that's not weird, that's friendly.
They probably think you're the fucking.
No, I'm with you. Like if, if I'm outside and
they're outside and, and there'seye contact made, I'll wave.
Yeah. Like, I'm not, I'm not gonna
chase them down. Be like, hey, hey, hey, hey,

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hey, Steve. Steve.
Yeah. How's it going, buddy?
Hey. Cleaning out the garage.
Yeah, go do mine when you're done.
Never gets old I. Don't know.
I just think that I don't know. Just kind of, I don't know.
I'm not a waiver. I don't.
Know you just it doesn't need tobe like a dramatic wave just
like you know the little the white people nod I.

(01:28:38):
Don't. Know, but I think I have my
whole neighborhood trained now to not.
You. Know so you're gonna walk a
white guy in the hallway addressyeah Oh yeah.
Every. Ever since I saw that comedy
skit, like if I'm passing by somebody, yeah, that's.
I go. I get mad at myself when I do.
It I'm like fuck. When I walk past somebody that's
not my skin tone and I do that, the white person nod like fuck.

(01:29:01):
What? Did I do I do it too?
God damn it dude, I do it too. I do the same thing in my head.
I. I'm like son.
Of a bitch like genetic or something, yeah, but yeah, no,
I'm. Not but there's a there's a
difference way. You can you nod your head
though, you know, it's either like what's up?
Yeah. Or how you doing?
Yeah. The down The down is the.

(01:29:22):
Worst the down. The down is the the So if you
smile. If you smile and not down, oh
God. I just I I got cringy thinking
about what I. Just did it right now.
Yeah, yeah, you're, you're a basic, you're basic white and
whatever. You're a basic white.
You're a basic white 100. Percent like when I'm at work
and I'm doing my patrols yeah and and I just happen to I try

(01:29:43):
to like not look at people if I help it like I just focus on
wherever I'm going right but there's God, you're so awkward.
There are times, there are timeswhere you just it just happens
all. Right, Put the camera on and
show me. I show me what you do.
Put the camera on. Oh, wait, you are there.
OK, Never mind. Yeah, you just.
You know, it's kind of hard. It's kind of it's kind of hard.
To look into the camera and do it.
You gotta suck in your lips. No Casey.

(01:30:04):
Casey, look into the camera. It's.
Hard to do but on. Just the end, right there, right
there. You've got.
Hey, hey, Casey. What's up?
It's got to be like a right holdon all right type thing all.
Right. Hold on, keep talking.
I don't it's still doing it on command look.
Over here. OK, on.
The camera you. Don't be stop, Casey.
I I can't do it. It's just that I'm glad I made

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you walk all the way around here.
You just risk knocking over all the cameras.
That's. All right, here we go.
All right. Yeah, sorry.
I'm well back to what we were talking about.
I'm glad that she didn't call because I thought for sure that
was going to be a a trap. Yeah, I, well, no, I 100%, but I
was like, I was kind of like trapping.
Yeah. Just decades of.
Trapping. You're not going anywhere, no.

(01:30:48):
So yeah, at first I was like, oh, I really?
Don't want to fucking? Do this.
But you know, the I don't know, you can't say no to an elderly
lady that lives by herself, you know?
So. And she was like, she was like,
would you like my number? And I'm like, sure.
And she's like, well, I probablydidn't say her name, but it it

(01:31:09):
was definitely an old lady name.And I'm like, OK, that's, that's
fitting. Ethel.
Ethel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's going to be weird when or, I don't know, Yeah, it's going
to be weird for you when you like, actually do end up saving
her life one day. Eventually.
Yeah, she's never going to, like, leave you alone at that.

(01:31:30):
Point please, please, please God, please, if you're listening
to me, do not let it be getting her out of the tub.
Oh. That's usually what it.
Is no. Please don't let it be that.
OK, I'm done. Thanks Dave, you saved my life.
You did have an eventful summer.There and now I'm traumatized
forever. Do you do you think I could move

(01:31:50):
in with you? Save you the hassle from having
to run across the street I. Was trying to get my kid.
Say Jerry didn't have one like that Jesus day.
Oh my God, But in return, I, I, I will never call her for

(01:32:10):
anything I need. True, you know, but I was going
to say the other day, it's usually when I'm leaving for
work because like I said, I don't, I don't really spend a
lot of time, you know, socializing outside, but it's
usually when I leave for work and I see her mowing her lawn
and it's like not, it's like oneof the electric ones, the ones
you got to plug in. So she's like mowing and she's

(01:32:33):
like tripping over the cord and it's just like, and I'm like.
I should probably fucking. Should I be one?
Here's the question. Should I be one of the guys, one
of the neighbors who just automatically mows their
neighbor's lawn? Should I start that?
I don't know. It's a.
It's a. Slippery.
Road, you know, You know how like you have like the neighbor

(01:32:53):
who takes care of the elderly person's lawn.
So I my, my neighbor who is a good neighbor, he does that for,
we have a, a neighbor around us that's older, like in his 90s,
still pretty active though, likeworks on cars and stuff, really
nice guy. But yeah, he he goes over.

(01:33:14):
I mean, he's a rider, yeah. I mean, he just, he just drives
his tractor across the road and.And does it, you know, does it?
I have a push mower. Is her yard big?
My yard or her yard? No, it's smaller than mine.
So it's tiny. Yeah, it's smaller than smaller
than yours. Then what It's.
Probably, probably. It's probably your yard, your

(01:33:38):
front yard, front and back. So if you take your front yard
and put it in the back. My yard's sneakily deceptive.
How big? Like how?
Oh, your yard is fucking enormous.
It go like it's sneaky, it doesn't look big, but it's.
A lot your yard's, your yard's good.
Yeah, but. Yeah, if you were an old man,
Dave wouldn't mow your. Lawn.
Well, no. The the problem is, is everybody
here? I want a push mower.
There's a monopoly. I'm fucking yeah.

(01:33:59):
One guy has a monopoly on this whole Rd.
He's got the zero turn. No, no, like they have like all
these landscape. Yeah, they have fans, yeah.
I'm the only person that cuts myown grass on this street.
Really. Yeah.
Everybody else has. Like this guy just hits every
house. Although.
So you're not conforming to the neighborhood?
No. Wow.
Nope. And then there's one, there's
like 2 plow guys. So even like during snow like

(01:34:20):
snowstorms, there's like they already have it all covered.
I'm the only one out there with the snow blower like.
Do you think you're your neighbors are kind of like what
look they? Oh yeah, they look down on me
big. So you guys?
Everybody's over the you'll be think about it.
Everybody's over the age of 80. I'm the youngest person on the
street. And they're all just like that.
The minute that grass gets an inch higher than it should be,

(01:34:41):
they're they're like stopping infront of the house.
No. Oh, dude, it's, it's like
there's one guy, we call him thefucking general.
He lives on the end of the road and he he rides a bike up and
down the street like once once aday because it's bike ride and
then just checks everybody out to make sure everybody's like
conforming to and he'll say something to you.
He'll be like, oh, when you movein the when you move in that

(01:35:04):
leaf pile, like he'll say it right.
You're like, fucking get out of here, you fucking.
Out there with the tape measure.Yeah, it's crazy you're bringing
down the property value. Hurt in the neighborhood.
There in the neighborhood. Those quarters, I can't even
imagine what they think when youwhen you host.
To be fair, I mean we've had some ragers here.

(01:35:26):
Late loud ass fucking drunk people like our like in the back
like. Some parties and shit, they were
your friends. No, with you the the work.
People I don't know. Last time I partied here was a
year and a half ago. That's.
True. Yeah, 'cause you're 50.
I can't stand anybody. Anymore.
Yeah, Gary doesn't invite us over anymore from ragers.
Oh, you got the house now, so maybe you know.

(01:35:48):
Yeah. I mean, well, I don't have a lot
of great parking. I don't have.
That's my, that's my doubt, yes.You do you have an entire
parking lot? But are you going to leave?
You have the best part. Are you going to leave and have
your and your car's gonna be towed?
I. Don't think so.
No, I don't think so at. All so a little little
geography. Geography, geographic

(01:36:09):
explanation of my house. So not across the street, but
kind of diagonal. A little bit down the road is a
hotel. Yeah, I live near a casino, So,
you know, it's a it's an area ofhotels and tourists and all that
kind of shit. But there is a a hotel just
slightly down the road. So Garrett saying that everybody

(01:36:31):
can just park there and we can all just hang out.
That's great. Yeah, I have no problem with
that. But are people going to get
fucking like tickets on their car or get their cartoon or
like. One phone call you.
I know the manager there. Oh yeah, I know the manager. 1
phone call. Hey, we're having a party over
here. Don't, don't fucking.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.
All right, let's have a party. Let's have a.

(01:36:53):
Party. Yeah, you still need to have a
home, a house warming. Party.
Yeah, you do. Well, I mean, it's, I mean,
technically I'm still in a construction zone, so.
Yeah. But All right, so, yeah, so
that's why that's that's pretty much consumed my entire summer.
And that's why we've been hiatusing because I've been
balls to the wall like trying tocreate a living space out of

(01:37:17):
crumbling cabinets chalked up fucking countertop human
fetalized human, fertilized shit, human shit fields.
Yeah. So yeah, that's what I've been
doing. You guys you guys have actually
had a a Pretty Little more adventurous summer than.
I Casey more than me. Yeah.

(01:37:37):
What? What was subjective?
What was yours, Garrett? I mean, besides just the kids
being home from school and us doing stuff all the time.
We did. We we went to San Diego.
This year, real quick, I, I think we've been doing this now,
you and I, at least since 20002122I.
Thought it was before COVID. Beginning of.

(01:37:58):
No, it couldn't have been before.
No 'cause I stopped doing a serial like during COVID because
I became severely depressed. 21,I think 21 yeah, we've been
doing so. I mean, so people listening to
us since then have known that Summers.
Yeah, yeah. Summers are a little difficult.
Yeah, you know, to the schedule because kids are off.
There's vacations, there's fucking Ness and Ness.

(01:38:19):
You wanna even if you don't go on a vacation, you're doing like
a day trip somewhere or whatever.
And you know, and you only have so many days off.
Kelly only has so many days off so.
Yeah, God forbid. You know, God forbid as you do
this on a on a day off you guys.Kelly's day off that you?
Both have together and. Fucking fire's gonna come down
here and breathe. Right.
Yeah. But yeah, we did.
We went to San Diego. Yeah, that was fun.

(01:38:41):
We did. San Diego.
San Diego went. I've always wanted to go.
To visit my brother-in-law, basically, they're basically
married. Not really, but really cool.
Yeah, I was blown away. Not blown away.
I mean, that was my first time in California anyway, so it was
cool going. But actually, your
brother-in-law was a little critical of.

(01:39:04):
Oh yeah, he told. Me.
How the show's going. Yeah, yeah, you.
Know it's funny. He's still gonna listen as much
as he misses the show, he he he's still gonna listen to this.
He'll be like Oh well appreciatethe shout out.
Oh yeah, he got stationed. Join the Patriot.
We're gonna be adding some more true crowns to the Patriot.
Actually, I got 1 coming up. It's a bloody Bonner.
You guys know about bloody Bonner?
He's a Bishop in the 1500s, murdered a shit ton of fucking

(01:39:27):
Protestants. Protestants.
But yeah, we're, we're we're gonna, I'm gonna talk about that
on the Patreon. But anyway, go ahead.
Sorry. Oh, no.
Usually we do a family vacation with my wife's side of the
family every year. And because my brother-in-law
got stationed, he joined. He's in the Navy now and he got
stationed in San Diego. We're like, why don't we just do
it there? Yeah, got a big Airbnb right on

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the Cliff overlooking the, you know, typical California stuff
hung out there. Really cool.
Was my wife's birthday too. We we were 15 minutes from the
Mexico border. So we took a little trip over to
Tijuana and I highly suggest youguys never go there.
I'm not kidding. As much as like the low.

(01:40:09):
I can completely understand the lore, right?
You know, everyone says, oh, Tijuana gets crazy.
It is like. New York City Times 100 It's.
Horrible. Homeless people trying to
fucking hassle you 'cause I mean, we've been, we went to
Cancun and, and Tulum, it's verysimilar.

(01:40:30):
It's just if Tulum was on drugs or Cancun, you know what I'm
saying? Like Cancun on drugs, that's
Tijuana. Like it's, it's nuts.
Did that, saw the battleship. San Diego's weird because it's
like it's a city but it's surrounded by aircraft carriers
and warships. It's basically one it's.
Just a giant naval base. Other than Hawaii, it's the

(01:40:52):
largest Pacific. Crazy, crazy.
So like you're just like on a street and you look to your
right and there's just an aircraft carrier just sitting
there. Very cool.
Did Legoland Did. Disappointment.
Oh so. Everybody that's ever going to
Legoland it. Costs as much to go there as
like an actual big theme park and it is the the biggest piece

(01:41:16):
of shit in the world. I.
I. I was so even.
I guess Legoland isn't going to sponsor us anytime soon.
Even my kid, even my kids were like, like the Six Flags is
better than this fucking. Like what was it?
What was it like? It's just they have rides or
stuff. They have rides, but they're,
it's really pertained to kids between the ages of like, you

(01:41:38):
know, four and four and eight. Like that's the sweet spot.
I feel like the rides were all baby rides.
The the coolest thing there was the like, the, the giant Lego
like cities, right? It's like so like New York City,
they had a, they'd like Venice Beach and like, you can just
walk around. That's the coolest thing.
You're like, all right, that's cool.
After that, it's just like, it'sjust a giant Lego gift shop.

(01:42:02):
That's really what it is. We can buy legos for 175 fucking
dollars. The highlight of the trip.
San Diego Zoo. Fucking killer zoo.
I love a good zoo. That was by far the best zoo
I've been to. Nice.
Do they have cheetahs? They had cheetahs, they had the
coolest. They're panda exhibit because a
lot of places don't have pandas.They're panda exhibit.
Like that was their big money maker.

(01:42:23):
Like it's like you had to go there.
You had to sign up to go into itand stuff like that.
You had to go at a certain time.You don't mean 'cause it gets so
busy. Pretty cool.
San Diego Zoo, what else did we did?
We did a whole bunch of shit just like literally went out one
night just to the bar hopping. Gaslight district is awesome.
Tried in and out for the first time.
You ready for the rating? I I told you this right?

(01:42:44):
Not worth the hype. I was so underwhelmed.
It was good. It was good for fast food
burger. It's good, but it's not
everybody. You know how people swear to
you? Top rate burger in the world?
No. That's how I felt about modern
pizza. I went there while you were
away. Modern is is good.
I don't know where. I don't know.
I don't like this slander. No, I don't like this.

(01:43:04):
Slander. Yeah.
You know, just, I mean not to like, you know, talk about, you
know what, not to jump. In no, no, it's yeah.
But, you know, since we're talking about food, you know,
like. Modern is.
New Haven pizza capsule the world debatably whatever.
Debatably, you know, pen to Pepespend to a lot of those areas.
Modern's new and went there. And yeah, it was good pizza, but

(01:43:30):
I don't think it should be in the same conversation as Pepe's
and Sally's and. It definitely should.
It's good, it's good. It's just it's not Sally's or
Pepe's. I I just don't think it's even
in the realm. I think it's just a pizza place
that happens to be in the same region as Sally's and.
Can we take a? Sorry, my son's tire is flat so

(01:43:50):
he's like blowing me up right now.
That's can we do a Chatsui trip to the parties?
Yeah, I think we should try it. We should do that.
We have maybe a great content little.
In West, in West Haven. New Haven.
New Haven. West Haven.
Oh, New Haven. It's the parties.
It's the parties. Yeah, I had the parties.
Did you? Was it good?
It's fucking delicious. OK, so we should do that.

(01:44:11):
We should do. We should.
That'd be a great side content. We had it at work.
For the Patreon. For the Patreon, we'd do each
one. Yeah, but that couldn't have
been good. No, not by the time it gets,
yeah. That couldn't have been good.
I mean, it was, I mean, yeah, but.
They've got to eat it hot. Yeah, fresh.
Like out of the oven. I had Frank Pepe's, right.
I had Pepe's pizza OK fresh out of the oven, burn the roof of my

(01:44:33):
mouth and I couldn't even enjoy the rest of the pizza.
You. Gotta let it, you know, you
gotta let it sit for a second. But you know, Pepe's has got
like really flavorful dough, like pizza crust.
Their pizza crust is really good.
That's what I like about their pizza.
Sally's. I think it just all across the
board just knocks it out. So I was really like over hyped
for modern and it's a good pizzaplace don't get me wrong.

(01:44:56):
Like. Well then in.
Portnoy. Portnoy gave modern a 9.2
didn't. He no Sally's got the highest
Sally's, Sally's, Pepe's, then modern.
Like. Modern's good ingredients were
fresh. They all got nines, Pizza were
good. They all got nines.
But just like 9392. Tremendous flop, no crunch.
You know, you know, there's just.

(01:45:17):
Did you see little grease? Did you see he hit the pizza
spots around here? Yeah, I did.
I saw that he was a Norwich. Jack's pizza sucks.
I love Jack's. Jack's food's good, but their
pizza's not good. The fact that he didn't go to
Brick and Basil blows my mind. Yeah.
Yeah, he did Nino's. That's why he did.
Yeah, but Nino's. 72 It's not that great.
It's good. Nino's good, but Brick and
Basil's, by far the best pizza in this area.

(01:45:38):
So good. But yeah, we should do that for
the Patreon. We should do go to New Haven.
We'll grab a pepperoni pie from each spot and just then we'll
rate it. Walk the line.
I mean, we've, we've talked about it.
Let's just do it. Let's do it.
Yeah, I'm sure there's other things we can explore while
we're up there. Yeah, go to Yale, go see the
skull. Skull and.
Bones. Yeah, try to get him dive.
Try to get him to the. Join the membership.

(01:46:01):
Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah.
Like get the fuck out of here. They're like, what are you
talking about? There's no skull and bones.
Murder them. Kill them.
Yeah. What did you do?
Oh, for my thing. You were, yeah.
Well, what did I do for my thing?
I went to Europe. Did you did you have any I?
Went to Europe for the 47th time.
Yeah. Did you?

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Did you didn't have any strange stories from Tijuana?
It's it's not so much strange. I mean the whole thing place is
strange. Like when people are actively
trying to get you to watch a woman have sex with a donkey.
See, that's what I'm. Talking about you're, you're
just like, Nah, man, I'm good. Come on, come on, Donkey show.
Donkey Show. Kirk would have gone in there.
Oh yeah. Oh, ping pong like it's it's

(01:46:42):
you. Lost.
He lost his virginity there, isn't he Tijuana?
Yeah. You're not allowed to tell us.
You have to cut that out. He was a we'll do it anyway, so
yeah, it wouldn't. Matter.
He's 15 years old too, which is.Fucking he wasn't, no.
He was. He was 18.
He was 18. He was in the military, Yeah.
He was stationed in San Diego. That's why they went to Tijuana.
Yeah, Yep. So what you just you were just

(01:47:07):
the, IT was the no. The plan was to hang out there
all day, like go walk around like, you know, 'cause it's
still, there's still like a little touristy area, like right
over the border. The plan was to.
I'm just thinking about his story.
Did he ever tell you that? Like he told me this.
Story. Oh my God.
I cleaned your PITA. That story is fucking wild.
You should. Have told that when he was.

(01:47:28):
Here. Oh yeah?
Well. No, Yeah.
Oh yeah, You can't admit to it. Yeah.
Anyway, Anyway, we. Got it.
We we got to stay there all day and.
Go like hit the bars at night and within 2-3 hours of being
there during the day we're like we're not staying here till
night time. Like it's sketchy.
Like it's very. So you walked in cold.
You had no. Idea.

(01:47:49):
No idea. We parked.
We parked the rental car and just started walking around
like. No, it was the rental car still
there when you. Got back.
Yeah. We parked, went we, I.
Was there Tires were going. I purposely picked like a very
busy area to like pull over and park.
You know what I mean, 'cause youcan't.
It's, yeah, it's just like I like, I can't explain it 'cause
if you, if you've ever been to Cancun or like Playa de Carmen

(01:48:11):
or somewhere like that in, in Tulum, it's like that just on
drugs. That's the best way I can
explain it. It's the people are very
aggressive. It's not like so much like
remember when you're walking through the new, the Mexico
airport, they're like, yo-yo, come talk.
They'll like like grab you and pull you like in a direction,
you know what I mean? Like yo, like, no, it's, it's
super aggressive. It's super like in your face and

(01:48:34):
they don't leave you alone. They'll like follow you while
you're walking. Usually like when you blow by
someone it's they just like, Oh yeah, yeah, fuck you and turn
around and walk away. They'll follow you and like
hound you like very, very shady ping pong show, ping pong show,
American ping pong show. Out of there.
Yeah, like I don't want to. I don't want to see any of this

(01:48:54):
shit. Like I get the debauchery.
Aspect of it, you're you're, you're grown and you're cultured
now it's not clean. Yeah, I'm not cultured.
I'm not cultured like this guy. I've been to Mexico.
I've been to Mexico. That's it, multiple times.
But. Well, maybe that's something we
need to do and culture ourselvesand go on a international trip.

(01:49:19):
Yeah. And for the show and then we can
write it. Off.
There's only one place I'm going, if we're gonna do that,
Where Japan. Oh, Japan would.
Be I'll go South Korea too. South Korea looks fun.
It's a long flight though. Yeah, you got and expensive.
I feel like you have. Korea or all?
Yeah, any I feel like you have, You have.
You're gonna go. You have to spend the money on
upgraded seats. You can't fly to Japan in the

(01:49:39):
economy. So you're gonna spend $15,000?
No I'm not saying like ultra first class but at least
extended red leg rolls like 18 hours on a flight or isn't it
more it's like 2020? Something I know Australia,
Australia is 20. It's.
Over 20 hours. 24 Yeah, Australia is 24.
I don't know how you could physically sit in the economy

(01:50:00):
seat for that long. You'd be hurting.
It's not good for you. It just hurts like you're.
Gonna get blood clots in your legs.
Too, I can do like 7-8 hours like, you know, that's, that's
still tough on me. Well, when I went on my flight
of 2 1/2 to Florida to Florida anyway.

(01:50:21):
I need to bring back the the Condor jet or.
The one that I do got a good story the whole time we were
fucking with the kids. Because you're in the desert.
Like San Diego is the like, it'sstill the desert right there.
And there's scorpions and rattlesnakes.
And we kept joking about like, hey, you got to watch out for
rattlesnakes, like just trying to scare them.
And we didn't didn't see any. And we're all in the hot tub and

(01:50:41):
the kids are in the pool. And she bugged my daughter, bugs
the fuck out like, Nah, scorpion.
And we're like, stop, fucking stop.
Stop being stupid. There's no scorpion.
Sure enough, there's a fucking scorpion this big in the pool.
And she like, touched it. With in the pool.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Like it fell in. Yo what?
Would you do? What I do?

(01:51:03):
This fucking big like a scorpionor something.
Probably shit in the pool. Oh yeah, she.
She lost her mind, but we were like yelling, 'cause it was
late, you know, it was like 11:00 at night.
It's an Airbnb. So their people could yell.
Yeah. And we're like, shut up, shut
up. Like, what are you yelling at?
Like, stop screaming. It's late.
You're the scorpion. No, it's not.
It was sure enough. So.
What'd you do? We.
Took the. Poop.

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And flew it off the fucking Cliff.
It was big. I was like, Dan, these things
are just walking around. Like they own the place.
Please. Yep.
So all right, just quick question.
They just don't respect, you know, people's property, you
know? So you go.
Get out of the pool. It's like they were here way
before we were. So you go back, you would go
back to San Diego? Oh yes.
So like I said, we went with a big group or like I was talking,

(01:51:46):
I think I told you about this. I want to go back with just me
and my wife because there was a lot that I wanted to do, but we
were kind of all in this big group and we like the whole
point. Down, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, the whole point was like, oh, let's just get a house
and hang out there and then likewe'll go do some things and I
want to go explore. San Diego is really cool.
It's a very, it feels like kind of Mexican oriented.

(01:52:07):
The architecture, the spots and gas Light District was amazing.
There's so many like cool open bar, like bars.
And we went to Mission Beach forthe day, which is awesome.
If you're ever gonna get a like a like a summer beach house or
something like that. Mission Beach is a cool spot.
It's very cool. Very like 1970s boardwalk

(01:52:27):
California vibes. Do you know what I mean?
If that makes sense? It does.
It feels like old school California there on Mission
Beach. So if.
I would. I would definitely go back.
So if you were jumping on a longflight and you're going with a
friend or partner, wife, whatever, and you got upgraded.

(01:52:50):
Only you. Only you.
Would you take the upgrade or give it to?
See here I go, my Gen. X.
You'd taken the upgrade, are you?
No. He's going to give it to you're
going. To give it your spouse.
Yeah. Do you know what would happen
with that whole situation with me?

(01:53:11):
Like, same thing. Me and Kelly.
Yeah. Both of us would sit in the same
seat because she wouldn't want to go.
Yeah. And leave me.
Like, you know what I'm saying? She wouldn't want to just go sit
up to next somebody random, right.
And if I took it, it would be a problem.
So we're just gonna, they're gonna like just give it to
somebody else. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
We're gonna sit in the same. Docket, If I'm traveling with a
significant other, there's no way I'm taking the upgrade.

(01:53:33):
I'm not. Yeah, it's it's just a shitty
fucking move. You can offer.
I would offer it, you know. Wait, did you do it?
What did you take the upgrade? Oh, no, I would never do that.
No, it'd probably be very similar to Garrett's.
Like yeah, just both. End up sitting and we're still.
We're just. No one's taking the update.
Give it to the fucking. Be sitting there for hours and
hours and. Hours and in the next 10 hours
you're like. Son of a bitch.

(01:53:56):
I would just came on this trip by myself.
Dumb bitch. Then your entire vacation is
ruined. Those new seats are nice.
You can lay down. It's it's like a.
Pod Yeah, you get your own food.Yeah, that.
That was the first time that I ever saw a JetBlue.
First TV, Yeah, Yeah. That was the first time I ever
saw a JetBlue first class. Yeah, on that plane.

(01:54:16):
Like 'cause obviously most of the time I've either flown to.
Florida. Well, domestic first class.
No, but I'm saying domestic first class.
Isn't even. It doesn't touch international.
Of course, of course. But I'm saying that was the
first time that I've seen a domestic.
Look at me like I know what I'm talking about that.
That was the first time that I've ever seen a frequent.
Flyer first. Class flight.
I didn't Never. I've never seen him because I've
always flown like short distances.

(01:54:36):
Yeah. Yeah.
But it was still cool. I was like, oh, I didn't even
know they had first class on JetBlue.
Yeah, but it must if you're having, if you're flying for
more than six. Hours they do on Breeze.
Isn't breeze like basically spirit?
Breeze is owned by the same owner as JetBlue, who created
who established Breeze to be a more efficient, affordable

(01:54:59):
domestic flight. It's like the.
So it's basically JetBlue? I just got that team from you.
Remember Soul Plane? Yeah.
When they're passing the Popeyesbox back behind, they're like,
take a chicken and a breast and pass it behind.
You think that's Breeze? That's no, that's the other one.
What's the other Carrello or a rule?
A Vello. Avello, Yeah.
Avello only goes to like Dr. or Puerto Rico right?

(01:55:22):
Avelo has AI thought. They had like a it's like a
shuttle service. Avelo has a hub in New Haven.
Oh, you didn't know New Haven had an airport?
Yes, it does. Yeah.
Tweed. Yeah, Tweed.
Yeah. Tweed Sikorsky.
Airport, but I think they're they only like it's like New
Haven to Puerto Rico or Dr. yeah, they it's like a basically
like AI mean. You you could do Florida.
I don't, I don't, I don't know how far they'd go out, but yeah,

(01:55:45):
I mean, basically domestic, all right?
The island's close to us. Come on, give us the juice.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. How was your trip?
Yeah. OK.
So we actually. Went on vacation around the same
time you went to San Diego and Iwent to the United Kingdom.
Went to the UK as he went to thefucking beans down coast.
Beans down coast. I did have some English beans.

(01:56:06):
Yeah, they're pretty good. I, you know, I, I.
Pretty good trip man. I could see why they pair it
with their breakfast. Admit, admit, we landed in
London. All right, before you go in.
Before you go in. What's better, Allied UK or Nazi
Germany? Allied UK.

(01:56:29):
You've been to both. You've been to both.
You're. Going to tee it up like that.
Yep, you've been to both. Which one's better?
Germany. Oh no, you said that.
What did you say? You.
Case I don't know well I you. IA little back story I made fun
of them for like a week when they were like oh we're gonna do

(01:56:50):
UK this time. I'm like UK the fuck go eat
shitty fucking beans on toast and.
The food was good there. I don't know.
They're they're, they're different and I don't, we had
good time in both, you know. Yeah, that's that's the, yeah,
that's a good place way to put it.
Yeah, it's 100. Percent in Germany, yeah.

(01:57:11):
I'd much rather go to Germany. We're we're going to go back to
both places at some point, so. Of course you are.
Yeah, but, you know, so we landed in London.
Landed in London. And, you know, and, and got to
see the, the big city over thereand yeah, we, I don't know, we
didn't really have a plan, you know, we just kind of just

(01:57:32):
showed up and just. Wait a minute.
No. Plan we just go to UK and just
you know, you. Didn't have an itinerary.
No, they never. Really.
They never do. They went to Italy and didn't
ever. They just.
Felt like was crazy. That was that was reckless,
borderline reckless, what we did.
I would. I would just think that the two
of you would have an itinerary like, oh, we have to be here at
2, at three or three. Oh yeah, those, those two, yeah,

(01:57:54):
for sure. Right.
So that's how I would like to because I'm, I'm like, I'm the
type of guy that likes to show up the airport like 4 days early
and. Poop time?
What, so you so you can have poop time?
No, just like that's only you. Oh.
I show. I show early so I can have poop
time. The fact that you're shitting an
airport, that's weird. It's insane, no.
Chance. It's insane.

(01:58:16):
Well, you're not. What do you you'd rather shit on
a plane? No, you shit before and then
you're good. So yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm like, I want to make sure I know like where
we're going, how to get from A to B and back and all that
stuff. And so I make sure I'm very
familiar with all that. But as far as like what sites
we're going to see and whatever,I kind of actually like just

(01:58:39):
wandering around and then if we stumble across something and we
want to just jump into it, we happen to like walk up to and
discover Winston Churchill's warroom, which is the essentially
the bunker that he, you know, administered World War Two out
of. And it was cool.

(01:59:00):
It's, you know, it, it, it was a, a place that had historic
significance. And basically as soon as the war
ended, they boarded it up and noone ever saw it or touched it
since. And then in like, I don't know,
when Margaret Thatcher was PrimeMinister, they were like, maybe

(01:59:21):
we should open this up to the public.
Tourist. And and turn it into like kind
of a little museum. How much was it?
So, you know, almost all the museums in the United Kingdom,
well, in London are free. That one's not.
That one is. I want to say it was like.
How many pounds? 35.

(01:59:43):
Oh damn that's like 50 bucks American right?
Yeah, something like. That what's the what's the
transfer? It's yeah, it's like probably
like 50 bucks. American.
Yeah. So like $1.25 to 1 LB.
Yeah, pretty much. OK.
Yeah. I don't whatever it like does it
automatically for us, but yeah. No, it'd be less, right, $0.75

(02:00:05):
to 1 LB, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, so the the, you know, it
was a. Little Did you go to Big Ben?
Did you see Big Ben? Look, kids.
Elizabeth Elizabeth Tower Big Ben is the bell inside the
tower. OK, whatever.
It is. No, we didn't.
I didn't see the bell. Don't you?
Get a Garret. Don't you go up there?
I thought that's the whole point.
You go up to the top of the thing and you see where VV for

(02:00:26):
Vendetta was hanging out and shit.
We went to the Palace of Westminster.
Houses of Parliament are there. Yeah, it's that.
So we, we took the the tube in the Met, the subway, the tube,
the tube, the tube, the underground is it's called
there. And yeah, as soon as we got out
at the Westminster station, it was like shoulder.
It was insane How many people were there.

(02:00:48):
I don't. There's so many people there.
So we kind of took a quick look at around and then just got out
of there. There's just too many people saw
the Abbey and all that stuff andeverything.
And then we, you know, went to Trafalgar Square and Piccadilly
Circus and Regent Street. Piccadilly.
Piccadilly Circus? Yeah.

(02:01:09):
What is that? It's like kind of the sort of
their equivalent of Times Square, but it's like nowhere
near. It's not times.
Square nowhere near as big. Did you?
Did you walk the crosswalk whereThe Beatles were?
We did not go to. Abbey Road.
Abbey Road, Yeah, Studios, yeah,we didn't do that or.
That's in London, right? Honestly, we might have walked

(02:01:30):
by it and I even realized this. Crazy you need that picture.
Wow, you got to go back. Because I want to say I remember
seeing something and making a comment and but we just, it's,
it would be very hard to do thatbecause there's traffic and
everything but. Best food?
Worst food you had while you were there?
I had a really, we had a really good burger in Scotland.

(02:01:53):
Yeah, but that doesn't count. Why UK?
Oh, like straight up. Yeah, best food.
Where's food? 'Cause we ate all over the place
cause. Scotland.
Isn't it? Scotland is UK, isn't it?
Yeah. Well, yeah, but I'm saying he's
saying a hamburger. Scotland, Wales, England.
Like, did you have, did you havean authentic like English
breakfast? Yeah.

(02:02:14):
How is blood sausage? Blood sausage, beans and toast.
Yeah, eggs. And I didn't, I didn't eat the
tomatoes. I don't.
I don't do that. But you don't eat tomatoes.
I hate tomatoes. We're the same.
It's like the one food I won't eat.
You guys are fucking weird. Yeah, Nope.
It's disgusting. Do you like cucumbers?
I love cucumbers. I love cucumbers.
No tomatoes. No tomatoes.
Ketchup. Yep.
Tomato soup, red sauce, everything.

(02:02:36):
Just actual tomatoes. No.
Yeah. Can you raw tomato?
Why I? I don't know, It's a textured
thing for me. It's a taste.
I we've talked about this. The grossest thing in the world
is watching someone take a A. Whole tomato and.
Take a bite out of it like an apple.
I literally get I get like pukey.
So you've never enjoyed the pleasure of a no?
Pleasure. Of a tomato sandwich.
'Cause I want to taste skin. What?

(02:02:57):
And mud. Tomato sandwich.
Nobody's ate a tomato sandwich and said, oh, this is great.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No. A tomato sandwich with.
Mayo. No chance?
Yes, you're lying to yourself. No.
Yes, you are. No toast.
It's a summer. It's a summer fucking delicacy,
no? Yeah, no, dude.
Toast. Mayonnaise on each slice.

(02:03:18):
Tomatoes. Who?
Harmed you as a as a kid. Salt and pepper.
Salt and pepper. Nope.
Tomato sandwich. That sounds disgusting.
I would rather like, eat a fear factor meal, yeah, than eat
that. Isn't that crazy?
You are fucking crazy. I I the tomatoes are.
Disgusting. I don't even know what did this
hiatus do. I don't even know who you are,
guys. Are you know you've we've.

(02:03:39):
We've never changed. I've not changed.
Yeah, you know, I don't know. This is always my whole life.
I've been like that. Yeah.
Like American chop suey or something.
If I or a pasta salad or something, you'll watch me.
If you watch me eat. Next time I will pick out every
tomato and put it inside. Do you do like a nachos?
I can do. OK, so yeah, I can do.

(02:04:01):
Salsa. Like salsa.
Yeah, yeah. Salsa, if it's like blended down
and you're not tasting like a like a.
Chunky. You can't do the chunky no.
I can't if like it's fresh salsa.
So like a pureed salsa? Yeah, No, yes.
OK, that's fine. I can.
No, I can't. When it's whole chunks.
So you can, you can't. I can't do like if when you go
to like, I don't know, grocery store and they have like the

(02:04:22):
fresh salsa that they make. I can't eat that.
Yeah, but I can go and eat like a jar of.
Like shitty fucking. Peso, whatever.
It's called, yeah, Old El Paso, Paso, Yeah.
Really. Yeah, I can do that too.
I'm the same way. It doesn't taste like the
chunky, like if it's a whole chunky tomato.
No, no way. All right, I'm gonna put this on
Spotify. I wanna, I wanna hear how many

(02:04:42):
people? Never.
Well, first of all, never had a tomato sandwich because that's
fucking. That's just crazy.
I don't know. It's great that.
Sounds so gross. But yeah, anyway, all right, so
continue. I don't know where.
Yeah. So.
Beans on toast. Beans on toast.
Blood sausage. Lamb.
Did you have any lamb? Lamb.
I I did. I had lamb so.

(02:05:03):
Lamb's big over there, right it?Was in Scotland.
Yeah, Scotland. Scotland.
I don't know. Probably everywhere.
Probably. Get everywhere.
So we're sort of sheep. BCLE jokes are funny, Dave, All
right. Well, there goes our special
relationship with the United. States oh, they're cheeky little

(02:05:25):
buggers, they can fucking all. Right, question, question real
quick. We're going to break off for one
second. You've been to a petting zoo,
Yes. Yeah, Petting zoo.
Petting zoo, Right. And they have the baby goats.
Oh no, don't do it. And they let you feed the baby
goats the milk through the fence.
Don't do it, Dave. And then the baby goats come
over like on the on the bottle. Did it ever cross your mind?
No. To adopt A baby, go to adopt

(02:05:59):
you. Don't even have to finish it, we
all know where. You're going Did ever cross your
mind to put the little baby goatin the pajamas, right?
Yeah, though they're cute. You just watch it hop around.
Yeah, they like, they like pass out.
Yeah, those are actually. Actually, that's only one type
of goat. Oh, really?
Yeah, that's an African faintinggoat.
Oh, OK. They're fainting goats, Sir.
It's the normal like I. Wanna baby one of those?

(02:06:20):
Yeah, normally the the goats that you see like petting zoos,
they don't think there's a specific.
They'll be like, running along in their pajamas, yeah.
When you scare them and you're like.
You just take a digger, but it'sfunny.
They're actually very expensive fainting goods.
All right, I'm sorry. OK, Going back.
Yeah, sorry. Lamb's big.
Your breakfast. Go ahead.
Yeah, had fish and chips. Had a meat pie.
Had a fish pie. Sunday Roast.

(02:06:42):
I, you know, I did not have a Sunday roast.
I wanted to have a Sunday roast.Sadly, when we were in Scotland,
we just, it was, there was a couple restaurant and they were
just impossible to get into because every August Scotland
does a, it's called the French Festival and it like the
population of, of Edinburgh justdouble S And so there's just

(02:07:04):
people everywhere. But yeah, no, you know, seeing
the, the Winston Churchill war room, that was cool.
We got to see his museum that's in there and, and see all the,
the, and they basically were, you know, after they opened it
up to the public, you know, theydusted it off and then it's kind
of in the same condition that they left it in.

(02:07:24):
There's even a guy who like a Lieutenant or something who
left. They found old sugar cubes that
he just left there, you know? And they just, they're still
they're. Actually, Winston Churchill's
sugar cubes. Not his, but somebody that
worked there, obviously I'm surethey're they've, I would think
that they would have replaced them by now, but they they have
a replication that like a replica of of sugar cubes.

(02:07:45):
I. Think, oh, I thought they were
the real ones. Come on.
But but he. I paid £38 for this.
What's the real? Sugar cube.
I want to see Winston Churchill's cigar but honestly
though UK, what's your honest take you really like out of?
Scale of 1 to 5. Out of all the places you could
go, that's like. Well, actually part of the

(02:08:06):
reason why I wanted to go to theUnited Kingdom now is because I
was like, if we don't do this now, we're gonna go to all these
other cooler places and then we're not gonna wanna go there.
OK, as we're, as we're doing this, you guys realize how many
people are listening to us in the UK, Yeah.
Yeah, but what I I just, I enjoyed my time there.

(02:08:29):
I I am. How?
How many days did it rain? It goes, it goes.
It rained for one hour. The entire time, yeah.
Oh, I thought the weather was perfect.
I thought UK was like always rainy.
What I'm sure it has It's rainy season.
Most days it rains. What you're saying is the exact
same thing I would say to them, like the people living in the UK
who are like, oh, I want to go to America.
Why? Why?

(02:08:50):
Yeah, why? Why actually?
The food food here is fantastic.Actually, a lot of people don't
think about this, but America isso vast.
Yeah, you can go. Oh yeah.
Yeah, you can go skiing. Yeah, you can go to the like a
Caribbean beach. You can go.
Key West, dude. You can go fucking like America

(02:09:11):
has. Lake Tahoe, Yeah.
Like everything, The desert. You want to go to the desert?
You want to go here? You want to go to Mojave, I
mean, California alone. You can in one day.
If you have enough time, you could go snowboarding and then
go to the desert. If you travel, yeah.
Anyway, I I will say London, they have excellent
transportation. The people are very nice, the

(02:09:31):
all thought. They were rude, I.
Don't know we. We had.
No, you know. Rude.
Or maybe I'm thinking of Paris. Maybe I'm thinking of Paris.
Paris, yeah. I've heard Paris.
Yeah. Yeah, they hate me.
Yeah, transportation was great. Like, you know all of the the
sites, you know the Tower of London, Tower Bridge, you know
Buckingham Palace went to Selfridges, which.
Is did you go in the Tower of London or just went past it?

(02:09:55):
We we had planned to wow. So far it's the Vatican story.
So far he he. It's the Vatican story.
He's missed the Tower of London,he didn't go to Abbey Road he
didn't like. No, it's it's the Vatican story.
They could've went, they didn't go to the they didn't go inside
the Vatican because they had to buy tickets like 2 days before
they. Didn't know that and they
thought you could just walk. That's why we have you could.
Just walk in the Vatican. Yeah, yeah.
I you know, I I thought you knowFather O Jarry would hook us up.

(02:10:17):
Yeah, Father O Jarry. Yeah, we gotta find him, Yeah.
He's probably doing a fucking sabbatical.
Or wait, that's Jewish shit, right?
I don't know. I think it's just when a
professor from a college goes. I don't know.
I was about to make the craziestjoke ever about where Father
Ojari is. We'll.

(02:10:37):
Keep going, keep going. I.
Kind of want to know it. So we say it.
Say it. Nope.
Say. It Nope.
Keep going all. Right.
Good. So we, we went to, we did.
We decided we were gonna do a day trip to Windsor Castle,
which was really cool. Windsor Eaton, went to Eaton

(02:10:58):
College and all that stuff. And yeah, we went in Windsor
Castle and saw the staterooms and all those.
Did you see Oxford? So we were, we didn't have
enough time. So we only had so much time.
Oh yeah. 'Cause you went to Scotland.
Too. Yeah, we had, we had like 4 days
in in London and we went to York.
So we. These are all things you can do
on the next trip. Yeah, when you go next.

(02:11:18):
And honestly, Oxford is, I'm sure a great city and I'm sure
we'd love it. But really, because it's an,
it's an active university, you can't just waltz into the
college. You the only way you can
actually do like go inside the buildings and see where Harry
Potter was filmed and all that stuff is you actually have to
have a tour. That's fucking wild.

(02:11:38):
Oxford is the probably the oldest university on the face of
the fucking planet and you're like oh this is where Harry
Potter was filmed, Not that it was built back in 600 AD or
whatever. Yeah, just the history and the
Hall, right? He's like, no, I wanna go see
where Harry. Learning the fucking.
LaGuardia of Leosa. Alright, scale of 1 to 5, five

(02:12:02):
being the best. And and then incorporate
Switzerland, Germany, all these places that you've been.
Oh, I don't know. That's what I'm saying.
They're all so. Different I, I, I kind of want
to know a stand alone, a stand alone trip, you know, like for,
for me who's never travelled before and I'm, and I'm like,
oh, I'm interested in going to the UK.
Yeah, if, if you're somebody who's leery about travelling, I

(02:12:22):
will say, having gone to all those other countries that don't
speak English, going to an English speaking country is it
is a lot easier. Like it just is, you know, and
I, I didn't even realize it until we got there.
And you're like, holy shit, thank God I don't have to do
this whole. Yeah, because you didn't have to
really think. And I, I have an OK memory.

(02:12:43):
Like I can kind of remember whatI see.
And so, you know, if I see what my train station stop is in
German and we're, we're getting off at that stop routinely, I
can pretty much remember it like, oh, this is our stop.
Even though I have no idea how to pronounce or, you know, read
the word or, or any of that, youknow, so it wasn't hard to
navigate in Switzerland or which, and Switzerland's got

(02:13:05):
like 4 languages that they speak.
And that was wild. We, we, we went from the German,
the Swiss German speaking side, like Zurich over to Geneva,
which is French. And as we were traveling across
the country, the the train conductor was changing his
language. That's crazy.
Oh no. That's actually kind of cool.
It was why? Americans are so dumb like these

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guys know like 4 different languages in Europe and shit
well. They they start off right from
fucking birth. Yeah, we're just like we just
yell at them. Learn English when people.
I had a we had a Swiss exchange student in high school and he,
he knew 4 languages. Yeah, yeah, because they they
start basically from. And depending on where you are,

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you have to switch it up to. Yeah, so they just, so I think
he knew. He knew German, French, English
and then whatever Swiss languagethey have.
Yeah, there's there's the big 4 languages.
There are, I mean, English wouldprobably be one of them.
Even though most of them say Oh my my English is terrible, they
speak excellent English. They're like yo, my English is

(02:14:08):
fucking terrible dude. My English isn't very.
Bad. But but Swiss, German, Italian
and and French and then there's like Romanish or something on
the other side that like two people speak.
But but yeah, even Italy, you know, it was, it wasn't too, too
difficult to navigate. But yeah, that and but yeah, I
just didn't realize it until, you know, we got there and I was

(02:14:29):
like, wow, that's like 1 less thing that I don't really have
to overthink, you know? It's like, it's the easy way in,
right? It's like the dipping your toes
in the traveling thing. You can get a little bit of
culture, but you don't have to, like, be lost and be like, yeah.
That's just like. One translator can you tell me
where the bathroom is? So yeah, I, I.

(02:14:53):
Love to get that when we go to Thailand.
Dude, go play with the lady boyswe got.
To yeah, I would say if you're going to dip your toes.
Watch. All.
Right. Well, you OK one to five?
He's he's stalling, yeah. He doesn't want to piss off the

(02:15:14):
UK fans. No, I like I I thought it was
great. I want to go back.
So, OK, so that's that's a good thing.
You want to go back I? Want to go back, I want to see
the we want to see the countryside and and go to the
Highlands and stuff like that. So. 3.5 We.
Literally did. We specifically went there to do
the touristy stuff and we we didn't even do all that.
Like we just ran out of time. We just, there's so much to see

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in London. I don't think we would ever go
back and stay in London. Outside.
I would think we would go outside a little bit because
when we went to Harrods, it was just kind of outside on the,
it's like more, more rural, but not, I mean, it's, it's the
United Kingdom, but everything, everyone's on top of each other.
Those British roads are cool. You know, it, it was, it was
nice because it was like quiet. There weren't a ton of people on

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the streets. You know, we just so easily
walked to the store and and Harrods is amazing.
And so it's Selfridges. There's a whole history about
that. That's the book I read.
When I actually went over there was about.
Oh yeah, it's 'cause it's Casey Gordon Selfridge.
Casey reads books everywhere he goes.
You know, and so sadly we didn'tactually take any photographs of
while we were in Selfridges, but.

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You're Stalin one to five. I know.
I'm not filibustering, but you're Stalin and Edinburgh was
a race stop Stalin. Edinburgh was he's.
Trying so hard 'cause he knows it's like a 2 and he doesn't
want to say it. No, no, no, no.
I I don't even know. I didn't.
I didn't. You got to you can use your
personal experience. You can use decimal points.
No, I think that like a three five, my experience is.

(02:16:41):
Is is giving a rating? Is giving a rating.
SO3354. Whatever you want to.
Come up with. Casey, just give a number.
I I'll start. Even I'll start.
Even cover. Everything.
I'll start. I'll start.
Well, you didn't, No. Oh, there's more.
Oh, yeah, no, I'm just, you know, there is more.
I went, we went to York, which is a really cool.
I'm, I'm sorry, I didn't mean, Ididn't mean it's an old.
Roman. It's an old Roman kind of city.
Did you see the aqueducts and shit?

(02:17:01):
Or they. They're still standing, right
they. Aqueducts the the viaducts or
you know. Viaduct.
What is that viaduct or aquaduct?
Well. The aquaducts carry water,
viaducts carry things. People are, you know, it's like
a bridge basically. Well, England does.
England does have aquaducts, yeah.
Spain has some. Really.
They don't use them, but they'restill standing.
But yeah, no, they, they have the, the old Roman wall that

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surrounds York and there's a like a little castle there and
the shambles. That's the that's kind of why
everybody goes there is for the the narrow alleyways or the
cobblestone streets and stuff. Like that you would want to go,
you're into, you're into castlesand shit.
It's an old, it's an old city, and it's still being.
You. Know I mean parts of it.
Are real shame and I would give it a 5 and I don't even have to
think about it. All right, it's not my vacation

(02:17:47):
spot, but. I.
Got you. Yeah, it, it was really cool.
And, you know, I don't know, like there was just, and there's
so much to do, so much to see. You know, we didn't even get to
any of the museums, you know, besides like the, the, the, the
Winston Churchill of war Roman and stuff like that.
Well, what did Maria think aboutit?

(02:18:11):
She liked it. I don't know.
I. Can see there's a 2 in there.
No, no, I, I don't know, like. Well, all right, we'll, we'll
just rate Dave buying a house one through 5.
I didn't know we were doing a rating thing.
I. One through 5.
One through 5 on buying it. Well, the house that I bought,

(02:18:31):
yeah. Or just in general?
Just in general buying a house is your experience one through
5? If it's a move in.
Process buying a house for you. Oh buy in my house yes the
buying process. I'd give it a four 4.5 since
then probably like A2 all. Right.
But now that I've taken a step back and things are kind of

(02:18:53):
settled a little bit, I'd go back up to a four, OK?
San Diego, I'll give it a four. You get LA the the LA vibes
without the fucking people trafficking homeless.
I would I'll give all of my trips A5 OK, you know, fair
enough. Like we never, you know, you
never fully execute your, your vacations perfectly, but I'm,

(02:19:17):
I'm happy with what we were ableto accomplish and what we were
able to see. We weren't exhausted by the end
of it. That's the most important.
Part We moved at a good easy pace.
We had fun. When you have like itineraries
and you're just like boom, boom,boom, boom boom, you just get
you just like, I just want to I.Do wish we could have gone into
the Tower of London we just we just ran out of time we needed

(02:19:39):
like we. Didn't see the family jewels.
We did not. We saw the the jewel, the the
Scottish. So we went into this was was it?
Yeah, it was in Edinburgh Castleor yeah, Castle.
And it honestly one of the coolest things ever.
You like, first of all, Edinburgh is mostly like this

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old stone city. There's a Little Mix of more
modern stuff in there, but you like you, you get off the, you
know, you get into the city, getoff the train and you come up
and it's just like this huge castle.
It's a military Fort, but like it's a huge castle on top of
this Cliff. That's cool.
And like, it's just. That's up.

(02:20:22):
You see, that's you, Dave, right?
There, it's just like this. Fucking get hard for that shit.
Amazing, I'm hard right now. Casey's blocking it bro.
Oh good. Castle by the sea.
Jeez, Wow. And so we did go, we did
actually, we were able to go into the the castle.
It's also quite expensive to gettickets for that, but but it was
cool to walk around and and see some of I it.

(02:20:43):
It's unfortunate that a lot of it is like off limits, kind of
like Windsor Castle. There's a lot, there's a huge
chunk you can't see. So they kind of limit where the
public can go and they have someScottish jewels in there.
And you know, it was, it's really, it certainly wasn't like
the, the, the, the jewels and the tower one.

(02:21:05):
Family jewels, yeah. You know, but.
You know, decades of just enslaving fucking people.
They'd like, they'd like 4 things in there, you know, it
wasn't like, but it was still, it was still interesting.
Well, Windsor Castle is kind of like the White House where, you
know, you have your public area you can walk through.
Yeah. And then you have the living
quarters. And they're not gonna let you go
on the. You're never gonna go there
'cause Queen Elizabeth lived at Windsor Castle.

(02:21:26):
She did when she was alive. Yeah.
Yeah, the last. Couple of years, when does where
do did he who, what did King Charles, he chose Buckingham or
did he choose Windsor? He lives in Clarence House,
Clarence, which is near Buckingham.
It's actually close to Saint James.
Palace in London. Doesn't the royal family own all
that property and then they rentout the space or something?
Isn't there some weird like? The the, the, the royal family's

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finances are really, really interesting and.
It's crazy. They're really interesting.
So they have, there's a couple of Dutchie.
I think we talked about this in one of the episodes.
Casey's about to go down the fucking rabbit hole.
They're a buckle in, folks. So there's the Dutchie of
Cromwell, Dutchie of Lancaster. The those are just big, huge,
like Truss and they're, you know, ones for the king, the

(02:22:11):
current monarch ones for the theking to be or the the.
Oh, so you're saying Harry? The Monarch.
Harry got kicked out of the Dutchie.
Yeah. So he doesn't get it 'cause he
never got to that point. But Will William gets gets that
and that's just a billion dollarportfolio and they they
essentially earn revenue from the land and the things that are

(02:22:32):
are owned within the portfolio. They don't manage it.
They. Can't.
Sell anything in it or anything like that.
The Crown Estates is like another thing, another thing
that's like that, but and it again, it's managed by a
completely separate group and they they have like a portfolio
of things. So basically they're.
Like Black Rock. I'm.

(02:22:53):
Sure, they have their hands and everything and just make.
Well, no, they only make money off of their real estate.
Right. So they don't, they don't
really. So they the the civil.
So the civil list existed. And then after George the Third
lost his bust the war and spend a ton of money on the French and
he, he didn't have any money. So he, he went to Parliament and

(02:23:15):
said, hey, how about you guys take over all these assets and
you hold them for me and then you give me an allowance.
And that's what that turned intoit.
It's now modified. It's the Crown estates or
whatever. And yeah, so the, the, the
monarch, the crown gets like, I don't know, percentage of that,
like 25% or less. I think it, I think it's

(02:23:38):
actually supposed to be by law, like 15%, but they kicked it up
because like Buckingham Palace needs renovations, major
renovations. So, but you know it's.
It's it's a lot of money. It's.
Like $50 million a year that they get to for their official
duties and stuff like that. It might even be more.

(02:23:59):
I don't even. Know so renovations comes out of
their stipend. It's not a separate thing.
Yeah, it comes from that fund. So like all the money that you
as a Taurus were like if you want to go see Buckingham Valley
and it cost money. If you go to this place and it
cost money, Windsor Castle, whatever, it all goes to that
pile, that bucket, and then a chunk of it goes back to the to
the government. And then a little bit of it goes

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to the royal family, the royal family to do their stuff, you
know, and same thing with those other two funds, you know, and
then they, there's a Rolodex of properties that they can
probably choose from to live in.And for the most part, like
William, he lives in Windsor Park, I guess.

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And he is, he's moving from one house in Windsor Park to another
house and that's going to be hisforever home.
I. Want to see Hampton Court?
Yeah. There's a cool story about
Hampton Court that I'm going to talk about in the Patreon when I
talk about Bloody Bonner. So, yeah, I mean, that's another
cool thing when you can kind of like go to these areas and you
have historical references that you can pull from.

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But, but for the most part, it seems like the the the folks,
the royal family, they they typically pay the going rate for
rent and they also generally payfor any renovations that need to
be done to the places that they're living in.
So they're they're trying to modernize the monarch and not,
you know, be essentially A moochoff the system.

(02:25:25):
I think you know, for, you know,for the public, you know, so
that they kind of are perceived differently.
Harry's nutty dude to just give all of that up, yeah.
Crazy. You think so for Meghan?
Markle Oh no, I'm just kidding. For love.
For love. But what did he get?
I mean, you know, I mean, he wasjust recently in in the United

(02:25:48):
Kingdom and he. He didn't go home to see tat.
No, he did. He went home to see his father
for a little bit and he, but it was for charity and for charity
that he, he's a part of. And you could tell like, first
of all, he, he, he, you know, heovershadowed his brother and all
that stuff because he came home,you know, And so whatever his
brother was doing, like it wasn't getting as much

(02:26:08):
attention, I guess. But you, I, I, I think he misses
home. I think anyone would miss home
if they're gone for a long time.He.
Lives in a $60 million home in Malibu.
I don't think he misses. No, I, I don't know.
He's eating that Nobu hanging out all night.
I think he wish in a perfect world that he could like do it

(02:26:29):
part time like he wanted insteadof it having to be all or
nothing. But that's kind of how they've
always run it. You're all in or you're all out
kind of thing. And, you know, I don't know, I
don't know the guy or anything like that.
I didn't read his book or anything, but I don't know, I,
I, I could see the appeal of nothaving to deal with all that

(02:26:49):
stuff every day. Like you have to live by a
certain standard. You have to like, you don't
really get to be you. You.
Yeah, you're you're a carbon copy of or a shell of what you
really are. And you know, you, you gotta,
you gotta do your duties, you know, you gotta go and, and open
up this hospital or, or do this event or.

(02:27:10):
Do cut a ribbon here. Go over here and go on, Ellen.
And plus you got to do the tour of the Commonwealth.
Yeah, and I, I, I, I get a sensethat they're, they take their
duty very seriously and they're,they're committed to it.
I don't think it's so much more so much because of the money or
the, I don't know, dude. The other stuff that comes with
it. I think they just genuinely

(02:27:30):
like, they love their country and they're the.
Look what they did to Diana whenshe wanted to act like a rebel.
Yeah. Just kidding, but yeah, the the
United Kingdom is is a lovely place.
Harry might have dodged a bullet.
He started acting out, dude. He might have.
He might have got out of Dodge I.
Mean it's kind of envious to just yeah, I mean I see what

(02:27:51):
you're saying Casey just kind oflike break free of.
Especially if you grew up and lived your life since you were a
kid. The children are acting bad.
Send them away. You couldn't be a kid.
You couldn't just be a kid. It's always.
And I heard that like, there's really not a like a great father

(02:28:12):
son dynamic anyway, right? I don't know, I.
He doesn't look like the most loving father to be.
I'd be cautious about, like, leaning heavily on what the
tabloid press says about all thedrama of the royal family.
Aren't they always in like, favour of like there's not
really bad press, Like Harry wasthe biggest bad press, I mean.

(02:28:33):
There's there's always press about the royal.
Family, I guess, but not really.Bad or otherwise.
Diana was the was the the big one, right?
Like ever since then it was. Just like their loving family.
I mean, they made six seasons ofthe crown off of the the.
Family, yeah, but that was during the peak.
Peak a what? Princess Diana.

(02:28:55):
I mean it, it didn't after that,but yeah, all that.
All that went off out the. Window.
But there was stuff before that.There's plenty of stuff before
that. There's the abdication and all
that stuff. Yeah.
But yeah, I don't know. Yeah, 1:00 to 5:00.
All all my you. Said five trips abroad.

(02:29:16):
You went easy, you said 5I. Don't know, it probably isn't A5
but four. I say 5.
Four. Would 4 be fair?
I don't know what the the criteria is for the numbering.
I don't know. Enjoyment.
Yeah, I enjoyed myself. Sites.
Yeah, sites are great. Next time you go back to
Germany, I want to go with you. We're going to all try to get
into the Bergenheim. The what?

(02:29:37):
The Bergenheim you never heard of burning no Bergen.
What is it, a rave? Yeah, it's like the most
exclusive club in the world. I want to drive the Autobahn.
And you have to it's. Underwhelming.
Underwhelming. Yeah.
I don't know, just going 140. But it's only certain parts.
And it's not that. I don't think it's the whole
thing. There is one.
Actually, I think I think we do have, we have, we have an

(02:29:57):
American Autobahn, so to speak out in the Midwest.
No, it's. Called the it's called driving
over the Gold Star Bridge. No, there's like there's no
posted speed limits. It's like through the, you know
how like when you're, when you're driving through and you
can see like 17 miles because there's no corners or anything.
That's pretty cool. There's a stretch there that has
no, no posted speed limit. You can do whatever the fuck you

(02:30:18):
want there. But yeah.
You see one car every hour, Yeah.
Doing a buck $40.40 to the desert.
Yeah, I definitely want to hit the northern part of Germany at
some point. Yeah, that's where Burnhein is.
Be fun. See if we can get in.
There's literally the guy from John Wick, That scary dude, that
scary German dude. He is an actual, he is the
owner. And he or he sits out there and

(02:30:39):
he'll be like, yes, no, yes. Doesn't matter who you are.
Bring him up. Bring up Sven Burnhein.
I'm telling you real quick. A Dick.
He looks nutty and you have to have a specific look, a vibe
even. Like big stars try to get in and
get declined. Like, Nope, yeah, somebody,
somebody got knocked out and threw a fucking fit.

(02:31:00):
It's one of the hardest clubs toget into in the world.
And it goes. It starts on Friday night and
closes on Sunday morning. It's all night like.
Really just goes. Three day rave How do?
You spell his name. Scheven I don't know Sven, just
type in Bergheim. I can't even get you to go see.
That's the part I'm. Out of Germany.

(02:31:20):
What do you say, Bergheim? Bergheim.
BERGHEIM. The Bergheim, it's.
Just Bergheim or Bergheimer? Bergheim, Germany Club.
Just type that in. You'll see it.
It looks like a looks like a state treasury building.
It's very weird. It's all concrete.

(02:31:40):
It looks, it looks there's really no pictures of like
they've had like little like people sneak in pic photos and
stuff. This is a real thing.
Germany's like the club scene out there.
Come on. But the the bouncer looks
fucking nutty. You see him?
Yeah, all. Right.
Schwinn, hang on. I want to schwinn.
Schwinn. Schwinn So Ethan was driving

(02:32:04):
down the road and some hunk of metal flew off a truck and he
ran it over. That's how he got a step talking
holy. Shit that sucks too because he's
getting one new one. It fucks up the whole process
all. Right, here we go.
Ready. You see him good.
Hang on, Jesus Christ, these ads.
Dress code's black and you can'tjust yeah, that's him, that's

(02:32:28):
him. Do they have a picture of the
place? Yeah, dude, he fucking looks
crazy. And he's just like, yes, no,
yes, no, there's a whole story behind.
It all right, so we talked aboutgetting upgraded on a plane.
The three of us go there. Oh, and you get in and I don't.
Do you go in? Oh, I'm staying.
You go in. Yeah, you got it.

(02:32:49):
You got it. You're like, he's like, Nah, I
don't like your vibe. You're out, You're in.
That's what happens. Like, groups of friends will get
split up and they're just like, all right, man, please.
Jesus Sienna, flip side. The Bergheim went to go party at
the Bergheim and have. I don't know how people do that
though. Two days straight of just rave
music and. Ecstasy.
I mean, you have to be probably Molly 20s and Molly it up the

(02:33:11):
entire time. Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, so San Diego, yeah. I I made it a a valiant effort
to. European Travel.
Breakdown my itinerary but. Yeah, it was good.
That was good. It was a lot to it though.
He could sit there and talk forever.
There's a lot. You you could probably fill like
a four hour episode of everything probably there.

(02:33:33):
Was nothing like super crazy memorable nothing.
Not like when we went to New York, there was some crazy
people there. Yeah.
And I, I don't know why. Oh, Chapel Ronan.
Chapel, Ronan. Chapel, Ron.
Chapel, Ron. Yeah.
Chapel, Ronan I. Don't know she was.
We didn't know this, but she wasin Scotland at the same time we
were. Don't know who that is.

(02:33:55):
Look what you've done. Oh OK.
Oh, wait, point. Oh, and I dance at the club.
OK. The only thing that happened
because of that was Pony. There was some traffic jams, so.
That's the only reason why you. I got a notification on my phone
saying, oh, you got experience so.
It's good to go places and like you have like key things you

(02:34:19):
want to do right. That's what I that's how I
travel mostly via car. But if I'm going to go somewhere
I'm like oh wait, I want to see this, this and this and I
already have everything pre planned daytime when I'm going
to go everything like that. And then I save time to wander
and explore and see what else isout there.

(02:34:40):
Yeah, we, we had like an idea oflike the big, I mean, 'cause
it's, you know, we're Americans.We, we grew up watching a lot of
English cultural stuff and everything.
So you, you know, the big stuff,the, you know, Palace of
Westminster, Buckingham and Tower of London and all that
stuff. Wait, what's the castle?
Or what's the palace where they shit on the floors?
What do you want me to think of?What's for Versailles?

(02:35:03):
Palace of Versailles. Oh, in France?
Is it France? What's the one of the famous one
where they shit on the floors? Like they said, it was so bad
that people were just like shitting everywhere.
I don't know, I. Mean courts and it.
Might have been proud. Like in the olden.
Days recent. No, no, this is like back in
like the Victorian area. Oh, oh, I mean, that's pretty

(02:35:24):
much anywhere. That's true.
Castles were castles were some of the dirtiest places.
That's why they all got like diseases and died.
You're better off living in the country.
Yeah, I know. We like, you know, we knew all
the big so you don't have to do a whole lot of research.
And it was just a matter of giving yourself.
I I thought we were going to like we got a grand plan.

(02:35:45):
We're going to go to this today trip, that day trip.
And you know. But too much, yeah.
It would have been too much and we would have been, you know.
London alone is huge. We would you just been like
basically getting to the place, looking quick, jumping on the
thing. Going on the back, it's like.
What are you doing? You know, and it was more about
like, yeah, the culture, the people, like all that stuff, you
know, pub culture, like that's athat's a that's kind of

(02:36:07):
different. That's not, that's unique to us.
Like it's not something you would experience in America
where at the end of every work day, everybody, everybody goes
to the pub to get a pint of nail, right.
And they all just, yeah, they all just stand outside the pub
with their their glass and they just are, you know, talking and
yelling and singing and screaming and whatever.

(02:36:27):
And, you know, it's, that's, youdon't see that in America, you
know, even in our cities, you know, it's a totally different
thing. And you can just bring your
booze wherever you want to go. Like if you want to just walk
over, it's not, it's not illegal.
It's not weird. It's normal, you know.
But there's. Warm beer.
Sickening. Yeah, they're not the greatest.
Yeah, but yeah, UK is really cool if you want to go on a

(02:36:51):
vacation or something. Definitely worth the trip.
Well. Let's talk about Chatsui going
further now that we're all back.Kids are back in school.
Everybody's done with summer vacations.
Yeah, we're. Going to try to get episodes
out. Every two weeks.
All right, yeah. So we're going to OK, usually
when usually when we announce something, it it usually doesn't

(02:37:11):
go very far, but yeah, but the goal is every we like we we
figured out our limitations now,right.
So I know when we first started this, we're like, all right,
we're going to do every. It's so easy.
You know, we could just throw out an episode.
We're going to do it every week.But we'll but Garrett has kids.
I have stuff going on. Casey has stuff going on, you
know, so the, the weekly thing, we, we work 60 hours a week.

(02:37:34):
So time, time is limited, you know, especially with, you know,
significant others and everything mixed into the thing,
you know, and I've always said, granted, if this was our full
time job, we'd be putting out episodes every fucking three
days. You know, I don't, I don't care
and then some, but yeah, so, yeah.
So, you know, like Casey said that, you know, we, we

(02:37:54):
congregated at my house last week and we're like, all right,
let's really focus in on this and, and, and come up with a
realistic plan of what we, what we can do.
And the realistic thing is that we're going to probably, we're
going to shoot for every two weeks.
So this one, now you'll, you'll probably get this on Monday or
Tuesday, 2 weeks from that, there'll be another one, you
know, going, going forward, you know, from there now on the off

(02:38:16):
weeks, we're going to try to putout Patreon content, you know,
something for our listeners, youknow, like this week coming up,
I'm going to be dropping the Bishop Bonner episode, you know,
so I'm going to do like, you know, 5-10 minute murder stories
and whatnot. You know, we'll, we'll get
together. What do we do?
We want to get together and do aGenghis Khan fucking story.

(02:38:38):
You know, talk about Genghis Khan, which is.
Yeah, the, I think the. Patrons will be.
I don't. Know it's gonna be whatever,
like maybe a. Little Drunk History, whatever.
Yeah, or the break for criminal AF fans we're gonna do.
We're going to watch Ed Gein. Ed Gein.
Seriously. Yeah.
We want to do. Like, you know, commentary.
Type stuff for for movies and and shows and.
Yes. Mother.

(02:38:59):
That may be entertaining for some people, maybe not for
others, but yeah. And there's, you know, whatever
random content that we create, you know, and we just want to
throw out there and, and we'll we'll promote it on on the on
this show. So you guys know it's there and
if you want to right, become a Patreon and.
And I do it, Yeah. And like, I do a lot of walks,

(02:39:19):
you know, and stuff like that down with the boardwalk.
And, you know, we came up with an idea of, you know, like, hey,
you're walking and I'm sure you got thoughts going through your
head while you're walking. So, you know, there might be
something like a boardwalk. Thoughts.
Kind of. Boardwalk Thoughts with Dave
Jarry. Which can got get kind of crazy,
can get kind of crazy. I don't know.
I might have to be put in a psych ward, but who knows?
We'll see how that goes, yeah. Lone Fireplace talks with Dave.

(02:39:42):
Dude, there are some thoughts going through.
I'll tell you what, the beach and sitting in front of a fire
by yourself, either 1 you go fucking you can go fucking deep
into your brain with that shit. That's all I'm going to say
that's. All I'm going to say.
I think we're going to, yeah, keep trying things and see what,

(02:40:04):
see what sticks and then just see what it takes us, you know?
Yeah. And, you know, we, and that's
like part of our thing, you know, we talked about, yeah, we
want to start pushing the Patreon because, you know, for
everybody that's stuck through all of our hiatuses and, you
know, all this kind of shit, youknow, and, and still support us,
you know, monetarily, which thank you for just being there.

(02:40:28):
I mean, God, you know, I, I'm shocked that there's still
people, you know, contributing. And, you know, I also realize
that you probably don't realize that there's $5 going on every
month, you know, so that's also a.
Thing We gotta do something for the people.
Yeah, we gotta. Do something for the.
People so yeah, so we're gonna start pushing, you know, Patreon
shit whether it's, you know, like the 10 minute murder

(02:40:48):
stories, boardwalk thoughts, fire pit fucking Garrett gaming
Garrett gaming yeah, I mean to the twitch yeah, could I could
yeah. I mean you could post some of
your twitch videos on there That's cool.
I'm sure we have like a pretty large gaming community that
follows us as well. What, you know, the the movie

(02:41:08):
watch parties and shit like that, you know, just little
things that we can do that, you know, we get together and and
share with you guys, you know, have fun doing it and thanking
you guys for it. But but yeah, I mean, I think
that that pretty much covers therecap of what's been going on
for a few months, you know, So, yeah.
So that'll do it for this episode of Chat Suey.

(02:41:30):
Let us know what you thought andof this episode, comment on
Spotify, leave a review on Applepodcast and thank you all once
again for hanging out with us. I am Dave.
I'm Garrett and I'm. Daisy.
And we are out of here.

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