ASMR - Chewing The Cud - S06E24

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:16):
You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike Benyon Groan and
Lee Robertson.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
O listen, why is the astagram muffin juicy juicy Mango?
You're looking very nice? Oh hello, you're watching Chewing the Cud,
your lighthearted weekly look at the world through a pair
of rainbow sudden glasses. I'm Mike Bennon wrote all with
me today is a person who could not be trusted
with anything. You don't want to be dazzled. It's Lee Robertson. Hello, Okay, they.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Love I am fine, just fine, fine, not gray, not amazing, fine.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, well this is fine. What have you got for
us this weekly?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, I'm bringing you a story about a pop star
who's getting her own documentary. I'm also going to be
playing again.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
And then Lee will be showing us something he came
up with last minute in Crafty Queens. But on screen
now you can see how contact details. It's at the
cood TV. On social media, I as you want to
catch up with previous episodes, you can always bringe us
on YouTube look for Chewing Liquid.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
And you can see the names of people who have
reached out and touched our soul. Going across that bottom
of the screen. But now it's time for Mike and
the boats.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm trying to disturb you. Buffing mercuticals, that's what they're
calling it these days. How aware of your parts of
your body, very.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Aware of all parts of all of them at every
single given man to day, all night I can identify.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay, So you have a stitch on your body, so
a little seam? Can you think about where I'm talking about?
The little scene?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't want to say it. What do you not
want to say because if I say it then you'll go, No,
it's not it's you. It's somewhere else. The scrouton scene. Oh, okay,
it's not, is it? It is?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
So? So the line runy down in the middle of
the scrotum, right, it's called called the scrotle wrath, okay,
which I thought was quite nice. So this results from
the fusions of your grin of google folds during male
fetal developments. So when you a baby in womb.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Don't what, don't don't say that? That what you just
said then in that in that accent. Ever again, when you're.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
A little bear wo womb, are you aroused?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I hate it?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, I found it a hate every time you do
your share from now on, that's going out, just saying,
so the fusion forms the scrotum and the penis, leaving
a visible line from the anus through the parodem on
the scrotum, so it actually goes all the way down.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm aware I have.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
So Okay, so yes, I don't know how to follow
on from that revelation of you and what you've just done. Yeah,
so apparently it's completely old to have everyone's got one.

(03:35):
Women have got one too. It just stops sooner because
of you, because they don't have testicles, because it opens up,
doesn't it stays closed.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I don't know. I've never been there. Why are you doing?
Why are you doing? The predator?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Because because the ladies' places they go around and gentlemen's.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Are a bull I'll take your word for that.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
So yeah, should we move on? Is that was that? It?
That was it?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Well?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
There was?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
What was the point of it?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Your revelation was a bit off putting, to be fairly.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
All right, Okay, next week nipples? Well what have you
done with nipples? Do you know what those two things
are called? On chest? People are shocked. Millenniums are shocked.
Millenniums millennium falcons are shot. Ooh snip snip snip. Why
are you chopping the nipples out? Let's move on. Let's
move on.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You don't use dating apps, do you? No?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I don't need to.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
People just floapy. This is at him.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm in a committed long term relationship.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, some people are in.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm not poo pooing it sites for that as well.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Anyway, there's been some more research from the University of
Southampton and the University of Harvard collaborating. Oh that's a
spicy collapse. All dating preferences of two thousand individuals raised
from eighteen to forty m okay, so people are significantly
younger than the others. Users were more inclined to match

(05:04):
with which political party do you think? I don't know,
Reform UK really, so out of people that were Tory Labor,
Lib DEM's Green Reform, people were more likely to vote
to go Perhaps with those people.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
It looks like it looks like a chameleon that's about
to lap its tongue out and grab hold of them.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
What do you mean, working class man of the people,
multi millionaire that he is? Yeah, yeah, so conservative users
were more accepting of Reform UK supporters than labor voters,
which was sort of hinting towards people being very political
polarizations happening more in dating.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Okay, don't give a ship here, No, massively does that?
Does that have an inpeenct on you when you're looking for.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Some peen A little bit? A little bit so if this?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
But you know, see this is the conundrum, right, massive
hung whatever it is that you're into, Yeah, but what's this?

Speaker 4 (06:12):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Where's the squeaking?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Let's just downstairs?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
But they were an uber tory. Would you go just
don't say anything put it in? Or would you go
I don't. I don't want to. As much as I
want that big dick energy.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I like to climb ut saying something that would hate
Oh okay right and try right to human rights.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
They're just oh okay, all over them? Right. Yeah, I'm
glad we asked I did. People are stupid nowadays, so
aren't they in general? Yes?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Anyway, and don't forget if you want to while shouting
trans rights to human rights, why not do that with us?
We are at the ko TV on social media. That
brings is nicely to our story of the week. Now
you breathe allegedly and your nose breathe about default, aren't

(07:20):
you You don't.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Have no, I don't no. I don't breathe through my mouth.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, but when you've got a cold, yes, you obviously
have to yes, because you're blocked up. Not anymore, there
is now a new way of breathing. Yes. Scientists in
Japan have discovered a way of having rectal breathing.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Cut the lies, cut the camera and I'm done. What
rectal breathing?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
It smell great?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
But so when you literally can say your breath was
like ship? Is it a far?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Is it about? We'll never know. No, So researchers in
Tokyo Medical and Dental University there's a choice of demonstrating
that oxygen can be absorbed through the lining of the
large intestine, and it's called internal enteral ventilation. You've got thoughts,

(08:20):
I just I.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Don't have thoughts.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
So it's going to be used as a backup weight
of people breathing if their lungs are severely damaged.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
So in the hospital you'll be there, goole.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I don't want a gassy ass.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
You want something inserted in there.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I can get that grinder.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
I feel like wanted posters up in NA and A departments.
If this man comes in and saying he can't breathe
only from his but only from his bomb hole, whose
do not do not enable him?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like the people going trying to score drugs, like, Oh,
I've been a lot of pain. I'm druggling to breathe.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Are the only way I think I can do it
is through my bom bomb.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I've given you silicon K. So yeah, would you like
to see how it was developed?

Speaker 3 (09:08):
If we must?

Speaker 2 (09:11):
So they've developed this using pigs?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Well, pigs are used a lot for medical experiments.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Because there's also a rat and little bubbles coming out
of the bottoms a mouse. They've got a little mask
on because obviously.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
They need to stop them breathing. Okay, so they've been suffocated.
The animals will shoving gas up.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
There that the loach. Did they stick that up?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes, that's what they stuck up. They found out because
of this this sea creature that.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Breathe out of its bomb Yes, how did they know that?
Though this is all very suspicious, I think.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Survived. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I think there's a scientist trying to explain why he's
gone through like thousands and thousands of pounds worth of eels,
eggs and ball gags. It's because we can bring up
of more bottoms.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Why would you go for a mouse? It's a very anyway.
So they've tried on lots of different animals before they
tried it on humans and it's called an O two PFC.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Okay, yeah, I think that's lovely.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah. Good. That's all for the bus this week.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I think there may be a little bit of trickery foot.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Trickery from me.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
No, but stay right there.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
As coming up after this short break, we're going to
get up to date with celebrity news. In the showis
welcome back and you're watching Chewing the Cud. This is
the part of the show where we're looking for the
sparkly side of the world of celebrity and media. In

(11:15):
the show biz Widdley.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
So fastbook show is news. There is a new queer
themed TV show coming from BBC. They're quite good at
the BBC producing queer thinged entertainment. There was last year
there was the series about the two older Afro Caribbean
men that was really good. I Kista Boil that's a

(11:48):
Little an Archistic Girl has been a little bit controversial lately,
but anyway, so we're going to have something called what
it feels Like for a Girl, not the Madonna song
girls Can We Jeane and Brush their Hair? Do you
remember that song? No? No, anyway, So it's it's the
It's called what it feels Like If a Girl is

(12:08):
inspired by the memoir of trans journalist and writer Paris
Lee's Okay Cool. So it's as a raw, heartbreaking and
hilarious drama that explores escape, self discovery, and self destruction. Ooh,
and it will follow Byron that's the name with a
character who is growing up in Nottingham in the naughties
obviously goes on a journey. It's so he goes to

(12:33):
college and kind of realizes there's more to the world
out there, so he kind of finds his tribe. Did
you ever find your tribe? Mike?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I found my tribe quite early on?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Did you where you don't want to know?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
A gang of kindred spirits. So there is the mesmerizing
Lady Die, there is Sticky Nicky, We've got dirty Damien,
and there is a beautiful, acid tongued Sasha. So they
beg Steele, borrow do all this drug taking. There's loads

(13:11):
and loads of stuff. The book was released in twenty
twenty one with there's a picture of the author on
there and Rave reviews and it's all about about Paris's
life growing up as a teenager in the East Midlands.
So she says, we're following someone who's going from the

(13:32):
eyes of the outside world a schoolboy right up to
a trans woman starting university and all that's in between.
So that sounds that. So that's going to be on
BBC three an iPlayer from the beginning of June. Nice
watch it. This is what I'm very excited about. I

(13:53):
don't if you know, I'm a little bit of a
fan of an Australian pop star.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Da now I am, Yeah, i am. But if it's
got Monoga that you're have a fan, yeah, Kylie just
about the time you ignored her.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, But that was a lot part of a plan
that went horribly wrong, and I did possibly have the
opportunity to to kind of solve that a few days
ago when I went to a concert, but I chickened
out again in the end because I was like, oh,
I just wasn't meant to be anyway. There's going to
be a documentary about Kylie coming to Netflix. I know, Mike.

(14:29):
It's very exciting. It's going to be called Kylie Infinite
Disco and it's a definitive documentary series to chronicle the
remarkable and enduring career of global superstar. Look at all
those as I like Kylie. We don't you know night
you don't like I do like it? You either love

(14:51):
her although there is no there is no other word,
there is no other feelings. So do it again, Okay,
I like Kylie.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
It can't be Infinite Disco. Why because there'll be a
time limit on how long this show is on for.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
It's more than a documentary, Mike. It's a vibrant, glitter
soaked tribute to a woman who redefined pop music time
and time again.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Again.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
No, she wasn't dying the first time. That is the
kindly verse trying to kill you for this time.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
About to say something else, but look I'm drinking at
the time.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
It is. So that's her on her recent tour which
I went to. I didn't know if I mentioned that.
Very very enjoyable. So it's going to be it's with
Netflix with Freemantle in Australia. They kind of did, like
neighbors and all that kind of stuff. It's going to be,
it promises her ritually laid, an emotionally resonant experts, nation

(16:00):
of the superstars, decades long career, backstage footage never seen before, archives,
deeply personal interviews.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's just making me hard.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah. But also we've got a mark our calendars because
in November, so the documentary is coming out in August,
and then in November Mattel makers of Barbie not the country, No,
they're releasing a CAD And it's very exciting news.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Because do you know what us still do.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
We'll show mouth Benny and Rowe, I own it.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I help.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I will be having one of those because look, I
have a vintage silver Nemesis from back all the way
back in the early two thousands then never before out
of the box, never been touched by human hand, and
that we'll go next to it. I was very exciting. Anyway,

(17:14):
you're not touching it, get your hands full the oily
hands off it anyway.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Anyway, any big fan of Kylief? Yeah, you enjoyed the
concert right much? How much did you enjoy the concert?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Very much?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Okay? Good? Good stuff.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
You know.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
At one point Petals felt I hate it. I enjoyed
it that much. That was me waiting for it to start,
and then that was me at the end. Wow. Wow,

(17:56):
some things are never never sacrament in this place. Wow,
you're gonna leave it up there duration for the rest?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Okay, I think it was for a little while, because
it's a great photo.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I wasn't even pulling that on purpose. I was just
taking a paragraph my friend, and when I saw it,
I went, what the are you doing? I'm literally gurning.
That's what you do. What do they call it when
you're like going for like twenty minutes?

Speaker 2 (18:24):
What's that called edgy?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
No, there's another one gooning or going gooning?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
You're not going?

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Am I not.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Going? What do we do to goon?

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Anyway, Let's move on to the next way to Showby's news,
last bit to show his news. Yeah, I don't know
when it's going to appear next though, because no one
you plustered all over them from my car when I
go and go down later. Sarah Ferguson Fergie not black
eyed Peas furg No, No, that the ex member of

(18:59):
the royal family Fergie toe sucking Fergie. She she believed, No,
she doesn't believe. She is sure that queen that the
late Queen Elizabeth is speaking to her through her corny's corny's.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Corns speak to me, your majesty.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
When she's sucking on it.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
One does not like that.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
No, not through her corns, through her corkies. So the
queen that's just died, Quebec Queen Elizabeth. Second. So yeah,
so when the queen died, Sarah Ferguson, she adopted two
of the queen's She adopted two of the queen's dogs.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Stole to the dogs.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
They're called Muick and Sandy. Okay, And she says that
she's sure that the late queen talks to her through
the dogs.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
So she queen is possessing the dogs.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
She said, she's still d is communicating with her years
after her death through the dog's bar. That's not Sarah,
because that's queen when she was queen always had corkies
from when she was a very young child. She said,
I have her dogs. I have a corgize. Every morning
they I've got a dog, What are gonna? I have them?
And she says every morning they come in and go

(20:18):
wolf wolf, and I'm sure it's her talking to me,
she said in an interview for a mental asylum. I
don't know whether it's perhaps they go wolf, dobby A

(20:39):
you suck, she says. I'm sure it's her reminding me
that I'm still around. The dogs live with the Duchess
and Prince Andrew are the hope. Now I don't know
whether that because I didn't think they were. They were.
Obviously they're divorced, but if they lived together.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
To get a good friend for ages and.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
But the Royal Lodge in Windsor. I'm not convinced that
the Queen is talking through the corkies.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Is fair? You currently strapped for cash because this happens.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Do you think I foresee a tour of her going
around like a bit like everybody Cliff Richard.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
She thought herself like Cliff Richards many, but.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Everybody else I can like like like a psychic psychic
Sally type when when she's in the middle too, Corky's
outside and she's going to anybody ever, anybody want to
ask them again question and they go oh from the audience.
When you die and the dog goes off, you know

(21:46):
it's Margaret.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Does that babe, Charlie Margaret.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Off off Okay, well, and I don't believe it, but
you know, if you believe it, that's fine, Sarah. If
you believe it, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
That was the queen just spoke.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
That was the c.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Or is she Yes, she's coming.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
She's talking through a corgy. I've been wonder pressing. It
was like a horse. But that's just me anyway. That's
all the sweet show business.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh dear lord, thanks for that, Lee, really, thank you.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Totally welcome, but don't go away anywhere because coming after this,
we have a game for you to play along within
our game of the week.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Welcome back to Chewing the Cud with Mike benin Roe
Andally Robertson. Now this is the part of the show
where we play a little game and this is for
the man who wants well he said he followed the
pink road through to the tunnel. It's Lee, So off
your pop.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Well, wearing words with you later because you chucked that.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Day a week.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Okay, So we're going to play gave of who's that then,
which is why I'm going to give Lee a situation
and Lee has to describe it as an impression of celebrity.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yes, I work out with crity. Do you have to
work out who the celebrity is?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Okay, So the first situation I'm going to give you is,
this celebrity is buying a pint of milk.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Buying a pint of milk. Okay, he and its milk
from my body because I have been merscles the tea.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Pardon, mister t No, sounds like mister tea.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I think more think more modern. Think the rock, don't
then't cog block? No, I didn't say that, is it
the rock?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Duayne Johnson? It is because you said his name.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
But but I didn't say his actual real name.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
But that's his persla.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
But it didn't it says do I Johnson? Okay, Okay,
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Going to a point for that. I can't use one
of the personas. But oh I'm the iron fist lady thatcher.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Just just choose.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, this person is going bowling. It's going what bowling?

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Now?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Don't you have to be specific? Are we talking ten
pin bowling? Or are we talking crown green tenpin? Ten pin? Okay?

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Who come on, squeeg word, let's go bowling.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Under this god about to say to me civil under
the sea. Hey, I hope, hey, hope that the balls
don't float away.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
That's like Janet Soft friends, was it Jane Soft freends. No,
that's what you're getting.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh, thank you, SpongeBob a is Oh, I just point
out that everything went off just as Paul started seeing
who lives in a pineapple? In a pineapple under the sea? Okay,
the next situation then going to a gynecologist.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Wow, this is really inappropriate. It anyway, one has been
dry growing considerable amount of time.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
One one does the aliens just evidence, just an actual
drawing ass or is.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
It because one is dead?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Wow? Okay. Now if that card says the queen, you've
done the wrong person. Why because the queen is called
Camilla and it's still a lie.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh no, I've done it right because if we do
bo Okay, Queen Elizabeth didn't make it right.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
What you said, but it did. Okay. So we've talked
about a monarch with the general drivers. Let's see how
the celebrity or person you have on that card deals
are going to a taxidermist.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Taxidermist, keep taxidermist, a cheap taxi hermist, okay.

Speaker 6 (26:37):
A pit of a pool who doesn't give me a
stubbed animal for five pells. You that might be little mouse.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Oh, listed in such masculine vices, I'll take it back
to the eighties. Choke on your own flesh, put some
necklaces around it.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
It.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
That was indeed, mister t Yes, big fan of taxidona.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
He's renowned for.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
In fact, yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
The next situation, I went to an oncologist and that's
not good.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
No, we can't do that one.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
No, well we can. We shouldn't getting married?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Oh okay, I do. That's it? Yeah, I might have

(28:01):
if I did a bit of action with it.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I do. Is it like salad fingers? I like it
when the red water comes out? It's not, it's not
I haven't got a fish in the oven.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's not salad. Yes, mister Pubert Cumberdale, it's.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Well what did you say with your mouthwards? Is it so?
It's not solid things? The only other person that has
that Voicus Andy Peters. I mean.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
It was in fact et okay, very much.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Peter's Korea trying to buy a pie. Now he's selling
pies on QB c D. He sells pies on shopping
Pies and Peter sells pies on TV. Guys just like pies?
What what? What kind of filling spunk like meat and

(29:09):
veg and cheese and chicken? Really pies they're expensive as well.
For pie it's spice and Booker pies. But yeah, he
talks about delicious they taste and how luxurious they are.
It's just a part anyway. The next one is whoever

(29:30):
it is you're going to do. They're going to be
selling something on QBC.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Okay, in particular a necklace. A necklace, baby, do you
want a bar necklace?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Because something isn't rad here?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Look I sell again.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Hm. I think that's pretty self explanitory. Is it share?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
No, it's not Share, Lads of Minelli, No, Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
No, let's go even that's we're we're on the same
sort of line as you know, in a fireplace, spinning
around what m with knives in my hand? Could have
soul knives? Actually, yeah, get a free knife with every necklace.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh, Brittany, Brittany spears, Yes, I go from that. Yeah,
that situation is getting very excited about things in the
middle aisle at a discount supermarket.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Okay, oh, mister president, I need a few things ooh.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Boo boo beat.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Milania Trump.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Oh, I need some things from the middle, are you?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I don't really know what else she does?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Boo boo be doo oh, it's what's her face with
the boobs? Oh? What's her name? Hillary Clinton? No, no, no,
I don't know that. No, I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
It's Marilyn Monroe.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh amade A Girl's best Friend was another. The next
situation is you are starring in the nineteen seventies porn.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Okay, it's gonna be my up the arse.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
It's going to be May's you love.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
That's it. That's the only that's it.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
That's that's the impression I gave you. It's gonna the my.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
But they are, okay, Kim from kath and Kim, what comey?
Look at I thought what you did?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
It's just In Bieber. Oh I did the wrong person.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
He's the person of the count, Justin Bieber.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I thought it was just In Timberlake.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
And the person of the car says Justin Bieber.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
It says Justin Bieber. I just suddenly No, I don't
think you'd better do him at all. That's a little bit.
And I don't know who.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Bieber.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
I just thought just staying and automatively thought Timberlake, but
then a lot and it was Bieber.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
But that is enough for now. Coming after this short break,
we're going to learn something a bit special in Crafty Queens.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
I'm just still watching Leon make and chewing the cud.
Now I've dropped a volume, so let's even get through
this together. It's Crafty Queens.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
So this week, as you've said, you've just dropped a valium,
we're going to do We're going to do some regarm
but we're going to do it in the form of
a SMR. Are you familiar with with that Mike ASMR?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
SMR as MR asynchronous mastabratory regulation.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
No, it is audio sensory meridian response. So that is
when oranges. It's when you hear something that gives you
the the tingles, but not in a sexual way, in
like a pleasant, relaxing way. Basically, it means I'm just

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gonna whisper while we do it, and people find people
pay people. Oh, they love these a SMR videos.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
They do.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Massive views. I don't like the ones where people make
noises when they eat. I don't like those. Yeah, which
is also a second pardon. Oh, yes, I don't like
clacky fingernails. I don't like it when they crunch. Anyway,
there's a whole list of things, but it's not about me.

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We're going to make right.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
We're gonna make Do I have to whisper?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, because it's a smry. It won't work if I won't.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
No, we're going to make a giant bots.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
No, that's not as mr.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
So.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I mean, it's debatable how long you'll be able to
keep it up.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
In front of you, Mike, you've got a little book.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Also, ASMR is slightly patronizing as well, the way he talks.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
So you been naturally gifted this.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
So, Mike, in front of you, you've got a book of.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Paper.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Okay, is it a book? You can choose whichever page
you like. Okay, on that book, very beautiful pages. Okay,
I picked a page. I can't really hear you when
you're whispering.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I've picked a page.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Okay, Okay, you don't have to do the SMR.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Oh, I don't have to just me Okay, turn the
page out. And then that was a satisfying.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Because I have prepared for this, whatsoever I'm having to
refer to a to a screen doc mentory.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Watching a YouTube clip as you do it right.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Okay, So what we do first is take a piece
of paper and put it like this, like a triangle. Okay,
burn everybody. And then what you're going to do is
very sensitively and emotionally. You're going to fold it so
that it goes that way. Okay, so it's like a

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pyramid shape. Everybody hates you whether where the ancient Egyptians
came from, quarry up okay, and then or okay, then
you're going to open it up, yeah, okay, and then

(36:50):
you're gonna fold it the other way, okay, directly oposit Okay,
that's very airsome. Our noise that when you did that
with your finger along the paper, yes, and our community

(37:11):
are very happy at the moment I am the voice
away and.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
That it's very slow on this, it's very slow in
here and all.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
So then we're then we're gonna we're gonna open it
up again, Mike, okay, and I'm going to turn it
upside down, okay. Then we're going to fold it.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
In half this way.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Okay. Yeah, you're adopted. Just listen to the sound of
my voice. And then you open it again, and then
you folded the other way a grass like that.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Oh oh.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
M hmm, it went wrong cock.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Oh now, and.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Then you're folding across the middle.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Which one was supposed to be folding it now because
you're just saying fold it this way, hold it that way.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Right, Okay, So now you've gon to turn it over.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
So that.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
You've already done it. That's very good. To take hold
of it, and you'll find a natural flap. That's a
natural flap. And what you're gonna do is you're just
gonna pop the little so it's a back to being
a triangle. Okay, So you've got a little triangle again.

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Then you're gonna turn it upside down like that and
you're gonna fold, and then you're gonna fold.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Them in like that.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Then you've got like a little box means what's inside
the box inside the box special things. And then you're
gonna open it up again, and then you're gonna oh,
I don't really know what I've done. I'd say the

(39:23):
probably m m, that's that looks like a butterfly, fzy butterflies. Well,
there are a number of other steps, but I've got
slightly confused as to what I'm doing. Just bear with

(39:45):
me a moment. I'll just tap my fingers on the
table while I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
I do some voices while you do the research you're
supposed to be doing.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Oh yeah, no, oh yeah, I can't. I can't follow
it anymore. Mike and the chicken strips. Are you relaxedly very? Yeah,
you look quite stressed. It's one of those it's a

(40:18):
star in the sky, Twinkle twinkle, little star, or it
could be he could be a little tree in the garden.
The garden. A garden is a very relaxing place to

(40:40):
do a s. Mr Cocker, I think that was very successful,
don't you agree?

Speaker 2 (40:54):
So successful is not the word i'd use.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Remember, everybody, you can't get any pain or any gene
being as Mr Grafty queen.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
So yes, why it's just I mean, people poo poo it,
But it is actually a magically proven thing that we
do have this part of our brains that respond that
re release releases and dolphins when we hear certain voices,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
You're not very if you were at school when I
hear the voices.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Like if you were ever on a training course or
in school and there was a teacher that had like
a real I mean, they didn't whisper, but they might
have had just a very soothing.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Breathy voice.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, Marilyn, No, not like that. What is it that
you do?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
What's your what's your song that you do in the
Marilyn booooo, come on into the conger that I mean,
if that's doesn't it I found out obviously we weren't
successful with the butt, but it really doesn't matter what
the end result is, does it. It's it's it's a process.

(42:22):
But I've made a little com gutter.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Buck it. It's a moon cup moon coup.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
You can go and then and give it to your friend,
give it to you, And I thought of you while
producing this.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I've made you a lucky present.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I've made you a little gift from me to you.
I thought about yours. Maybe now drink it up before
it gets cold, breaking jeels.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Wow, that's all my the end of the show for
this week. I'm sure you're glad to realize. But on
the screen now you can see our contact details. It's
at the cud TV on your social media and if
you want to catch up with previous episodes. You can
always binge watch us on YouTube, just look for chewing
the cord.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Thank you for watching, Thank you for watching, thank you
for watching, and we will see you all through the
window as we stare through the.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Bushes. Bye.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
What