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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's coming up on this week's Chewing the Cud. I'm
talking about clever way to save yourself thousands of pounds,
and I'm.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Bringing news about a new club that Netflix has started
and he's a very exciting.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Well that is exciting. Let's not wait around then. Welcome
(00:32):
to Chewing the Cud with me, Mike benin Roe and
my co host this week. Who is Lee Robertson. How
are you doing? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm moist? Is the word I would best describe myself.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Uh huh, that's the word I wouldn't like you to
use again.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
We're bringing you all the showbies news you should ever need,
as well as some fun news stories.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That sounds good. So Lee, what have we got for
us this week?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So we've got sorry about her? Dame Helen Merrin, Dame Hill, Mirror,
National treasure, very few national treasures, laft we keep dying.
She is promoting a new Netflix TV series that she's in.
Is it No? No, I don't know. Actually I watched it.
There might have been a porn and we know we
never know it is it is the Thursday Night Music. No,
(01:15):
it's not. It's the Thursday Night Murder Club. But murder
not music might be murders to music. I don't know. Anyway,
she's been doing the goodest debut. We'll find out Knife mcnife. Yeah,
so she's she is, she's daring in it with Pierce
(01:36):
Brosnan and a number of other kind of really sort
of experienced, well known British thespians. Okay, So she's been
doing that, she's been doing the rounds. Yeah. So yeah.
So she's been on loads of different chat shows in America,
and for some reason they got onto the subject of
growing tomatoes, and so she was saying that she was
(02:00):
giving advice on how to grow tomatoes to the host
and was and has decided that tomatoes are bisexual, okay,
and to help them grow one finger them? You do?
Oh you know about this? Am I surprised? Did you
not know? I don't grow tomatoes, don't grow anything. So
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so they were making ingredients for salcer, so it must
there must be something in the program about salcer. And
she was saying, she said, tomato is a fruit, which
kind of and it's bisexual. Incidental, I want to give
you tip about growing tomatoes. You know, the little flower
on a tomato plant. That's her talking, not me. Well,
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a good way to get a tomato out of a
flower is you have to tremble the flower like that.
So she demonstrated how to tremble her Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, and you can also lose paint brushes in a
little time paint. But she could give kids when they're
doing painting. Who why who are you to lesbian mums?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Who has there time to be.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Two lesbian mums? It's all homegrown shoes, And this is sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's so trembling, as it's officially called, is a curled
finger gesturre in here like that to lightly finger or
caress the flower. No, not like that, that'll be a
great big sausage finger. Tony turny finger gentle is more
more needed. So but she said tomorrow is a bisexual thing.
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You see, I looked it up very recently because you
had a problem with with her tomatoes. Said it's bisexual.
So you have to go on each tomato to delicately
tremble each flower. And apparently she's she's she is true.
So it's confirmed that tomatoes contain both male and female
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reproductive organs, so they are less sexual and more intersex.
So yeah, that's that's this is the poster for the textual.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
TV show that I'm talking about tomatoes about.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, I presume it must. There must have been tomatoes
in it. Yeah, it's got Ben Kingsley in it. Celia
Imrie huge and that is on Netflix now, should you
want to have a look.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Need to check peers and singing not seeing.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I wouldn't imagine he's not singing in this.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You wouldn't imagine he's not singing.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, it's not a musical, so I don't think he
would be. Okay, I watch it. Next bit of bit
of show of its news another another would we call
her a national icon Michelle Bizarre? Is she a British
national or justin?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I think she's definitely a gay.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Okay, a gay icon. Anyway, She's got a new plastic
surgery show out, so it's by the Botched franchise. What
have you ever watched?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Watched?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
And in Botch that's why people that have had surgery
go wrong go to see these two doctors.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
And they fix it and then then they we can't
fix that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, quite extreme, but this is supposed to be more
less shock value, more kind of journalistic. Okay, So it's
so there's nine cebrities and influences, all of whom have
had plastic surgery. Okay, so they meet with doctor Terry Debreaux.
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Love Terry, you love Terry. It's the best one Unbotched Okay.
So it's hosted by missal visage To. That's really difficult say,
isn't it. Michelle bizarre and she wanted to do it
because herself, she's going to be no stranger stranger to
plastic surgery, has talked about it. She had her breast
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and plants removed a couple of years ago because of
health conditions that were caused by them. So basically they
talked to these these celebrities and influencers about the reasons
why they had plastic surgery. And it is quite interesting
because the kind of sat in a room like a
living room and Michelle Vig starts taking off all her
(06:15):
eyelashes and a bit like you know, then the witches
when they we've got a picture of her. I mean,
they were huge, they were huge. They were huge, which
was was the was the trend now. So if you
if you want to watch that, if that's something that
interests you, that is it's called Botched Presents Plastic Surgery
rewind and it's available on Peacock in the US or
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Hey you in the UK, Hey you you guys.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
In the UK campus as ever, Hey guys.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah bye Michelle, Bye bye, last you buy some you
Martha Stewart. Okay, she's another Well I don't know that
she's a.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm controversial because part of it absolutely loves the idea
that she built up this empire, yes, right, and another
part of the hates the fact that apparently she was
not a nice person to work with. No, but then
she got her come up.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And she did. There's a very interesting documentary about her.
Yeah we're not talking about that, we're talking about something else.
But she's very interesting. Give you an insight. Anyway, she's
become an unlikely fashion inspiration to the world. So she's
on a cruise, like a celebrity cruise, on some big,
new fancy boat.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So she's been.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Posting on social medi I mean she's eighty three, a
kaftan or a moo moo, depending on what you prefer
to say. So she's especially this picture of her on
the on the boat. People went mental, where can I
get that?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
And it's sheet with a whole in it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh no, it's so much more. It is it is,
she says, I'm kaf standing my way around the Mediterranean.
That'll be why. I think you would look really good.
Inst kind of cat but they're not, though, very lots
of lots of room for air.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
No, he's hot.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh he's hot, but he's they're very they're very art.
Not wearinge at the end. Yeah, I'm I'm yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'm pro because the easy access when he needs to
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
A lot of material to hyke up though, unless you
kind of go and then sit down and then and
he goes you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Just jump up and down and let it fly out below.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
This is mine, both him and that moomoo. I can
see myself around going around Tesco doing a big shop
in that, can't you.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I can, Yeah, I think it is. I can see
you do that in the middle of winter.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
This is from one of these websites that you're not
sure whether it actually is that is what you're going
to get or when it arives. It's just a bit
of tissue cut out in the shape.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Did you not what order something from a certain website
that said it was acording sequence and it was just
printed on images of sequence.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yes, I was very unhappy with what I received, So
I don't have. I don't have still hanging up in
my wad. I can't bear to get rid of there.
It's the disappointment every time I open and it could
have been so beautiful. It was just just a thing. Yeah,
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so yeah, I don't have the money for her. Hers
is kind of a two hundred and twenty eight pounds
floral caraf Dankay, I'll just get to bed cheat bed
cheets stripper sequence from from Poundland just printed on. So yeah, yeah,
it's the year of the caraf Dan, is it? Okay,
(09:58):
summer of the kaf Dan?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But what's the sort the captain? Then it's not anymore.
That's the end of this week's news. Okay, cool, well, thanksful.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
That, Lee. What are you bringing us after the break, Mike?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
While I'm going to be talking about a money saving
hack that could save you a pretty penny, So stay
right there.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Welcome back to you in the card now, Mike, what's
this money saving tip that you're promising.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Us, Well, it's it's about learning things. Learning learning things
because learning things can be expensive. So if you think
you go to college or university, you have to pay
to go to college or.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
University, but not life though. Sometimes you just learn for free.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
What's it's leaking back to your tomato? Think, knowledge is
knowing that a tomato is a fruit, right, wisdom tells
you not to put it the fruit slid. No, No,
it's a muggery which case, Yeah, I mean a bloody mary.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
No, it's a handry though, strawberry. That's not anything to
do with it. No, I've just gone red.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay. But yeah, so this is a story about Olie Bird,
who's seventeen okay, okay, who has saved himself over one
thousand pounds by learning to drive via YouTube. Okay, you've
got thoughts, haven't you.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Let's just say what how it pans out? Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
There is so Ollie, who's from Cumbria, has opted out
of paying traditional paper lesson, which is like forth with
a lesson right. As a motor sport enthusiast, he's combined
go karting with parental support and passed testa's first try
go karting go karting right, sort of turning in things
(11:56):
right and then like all you like learning on YouTube
about rules of the road and that sort of thing,
and so it hasn't actually taken any paid for lessons?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Are you allowed to do that?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You can on your seventeenth birthday. You can actually go
and sit your driving Yeah, without any lessons whatsoever. You
probably won't pass, but you physically can if you want to.
So it's about there. There is the peer to peer learning.
Why did that peer to peer learning give you a reaction?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No? No, it's online YouTube? Well YouTube?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, what does he phoned up YouTube? That's for a
video to be sent?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
No, so it's not another person going, I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
So he watches videos on YouTube, right, and goes, oh, that's.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Interesting to learn to drive, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
And then he practices on his go car and with
his parents car, with his parents driving. Yeah. Not not
like the pedal ones that you had out of wooden crate. Yes,
you know, the petrol driven little Yeah. You're hard work today.
So yeah, and it's about because what he said is
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it helps him get out of the economic inequality because
he can't afford to pay for driving lessons. They are expensive,
forty pounds an hour sort of thing amounts up. But
this face still been able to drive. Yeah, So I
think well done.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's it's he's obviously not learned how to grow mustache though, Well.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
He's done the beard. It's just the mustaches because he's seventeen.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Well, he doesn't look at it. There's nothing stuffing to
do with the story whatsoever. It's just my opinion that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It doesn't look it doesn't look seventeen.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
He looks amish.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Maybe that's the luck he's going to see it is.
Maybe that's luck. He's good when be able to be
armish if he's driving a car.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Is that a hot look at the moment?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yes, So all the celebrities are sporting with the corn
pipe and things moving on quite quickly, so dreams they
can come true. Look at me, babe, bye boo. I
don't know what the lyrics are. Get me Betty Boots.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
So when you dream, what do you dream about?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Oh? I have some wicked dreams, very intense, very But
then you asked about a few minutes of one way.
It all fades away, and I go, oh, I should
have written that down, But that's about me, like could
be like a lovely.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Well and then he did. I forgot what he did next.
Do you ever dream about your teeth falling out? I do, actually,
And then you just get them out of the glass
and put them in and it's okay, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I recently had to have a root canal and that
has that has affected my slumbering. Yes, because yeah, I've
often thought it's like, oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Apparently it's one of the most common nightmass nobody imagine, yeah,
and then what's happened is okay, see exactly. They've done
a new simulation video to show how the actual physical
sensations like clinching in sleep can manifest as vivid anxiety
fuel dreams about teeth falling out.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I am a clencher.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I can believe it.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I do. I do clench my teeth. Oh okay, and
I used to have to have a retainer, yeah, no,
a mouthguard, yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
So yeah, so mental health factors like stress, anxiety, life changes,
and depression can make these dreams more likely. Dreams about
this more more tense when you're going to sleep, so
more likely to how this can dream If.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You dream that you're falling off a building or have
a plane if you don't wake up before you hit
the ground, you actually dine in real life.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Dear, No, I have to spin a spinning top to
see if it stops or that you've never watched Inception.
Have you no tell whether it's a sleep or not?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Spin Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
If he keeps going, then it's still dream.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So recurring nightmares can be a useful sign though, because
if you're having a recurring nightmare and things are happening
again and again again, there's a warning to sort something
out of your life. So it could be a mental
health trigger as well. M M right, there some food.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Just if I get a bit nervous.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
If there's a started falling out as we were talking,
this reaction would be very different.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Wake up.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I wouldn't be going. I'd be going, your teeth are
falling out?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That film that didn't make any sense. His teeth just
fell out with Julie Roberts on Netflix. There was some
sort of event in the world and nobody and he
was like.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Falling out, No idea?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
What? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
No, that's great, isn't it really?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Dream? Yes? Your teeth? Okay, what do you dream about, Mike?
Speaker 1 (17:10):
My dreams are interesting. I'd say that there's some rudy
do things. I think everyone has really dreams. I'm a
big fan of the Falling dream, But the one way
you put as you're falling in your dream, you think
you caught yourself and you don't need legos.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I like that where your leg shoots out and you
wakes you up at the time. But I don't like it,
and then i'd like second. Oh no, I like it.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Wow, I like Brian.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
We know it's not a great place to be anyway,
moving on. Have you ever heard of the mythology of Atlantis,
the mythical underwater the city Atlantis. Yes, I have not
Atlanta Atlantists. Yeah, do you think it's to be true?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
No? Okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
They have found a lost underwater city off Cuba. There's
around about six thousand years old.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
So there's been sonar scans around Cuba along their peninsula, right,
I can't say that word now, Okay, that peninsular right,
go yeah, garabalder Is penicular revealed some massive underwater sold structures,
(18:38):
massive massive. So there's pyramids, circular formations, and geometric bolts
that resemble urban ruins. Oh, so it's all underwater, okay.
So it's that's the rate to be always six thousand
years old, okay, which means they predate Egyptian pyramids all right,
(18:58):
and other pyramid types.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
True, which is pyramid type adjacent structure.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
So there's pyramids like South America, okay, but they're not
like the smooth side appearances the step pyramids like the
step pyramids, and experts from any skeptical due to lack
of follow up exhibitions, expeditions.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I mean, I'm not an expert, no where that's help.
We're shocked, clearly. It does look like they've got some
kids sand castle molds and just made some and then
put a filter on it. It doesn't look so nar Oh,
it's I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
So it's not like a picture. It's listening sound beams
out and.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Like the Titanic. It's so deep that just look at it,
so deep, and that's it. It's so it's so deep
that you can't just swim to it. You can't get
in to a little lobster out the bubble bawl thing.
(20:06):
I don't know. Summary, Yeah, and go and just look
at it because it's too deep.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Okay, yes, yes, it's very very deep. Ha ha ha.
So yeah, Cuban gelogists, Manuel Irritued Veant takes.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
A great story there getting through them.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well, yeah, scident. This person Cuban elogists said, it's strange,
it's weird. We've never seen anything like this before and
we don't have an explanation for it.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Well, yeah, it was on land a bajillion years ago
and then lunds changed and it got flooded, and.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Of okay, is it six thousand years it's not that
long and for it to just be come underwater.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Stuff happened very deep water because there's that village, isn't
there in England's and that they flooded that they built
a dam around and then flooded it with using the
river that was already going through it. Yeah, that happened.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Then that's in the sea.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
It's just it's all it's you know, sometimes you just
don't need to question things, just to accept that that's
what it is and it's there.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Okay, Well on that bombshell. That's all we have for
the show this week. Thank you for watching, and we
will see you all soon. Sold.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Just accept that it's I don't question that. Don't question
anything you see, never do