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August 22, 2025 • 133 mins
Resistance Radio comes to you amid the ongoing federal occupation of the District of Columbia. Federal troops are hitting locals with they vehicles, meanwhile bleach blonde Benito tries to play diplomat with the Soviets and gets whomped. Still no Epstein files, and DHS attacks the DHS. Plus all the week's news and of course HEADLINES!

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Speaker 1 (00:47):
It is nine thirty out of Thursday night, and you
were tuned into Beldwait Radio and Beyond, which can be
one and only thing. This is Chipchat. Welcome to chip Chat, everybody. Jeff,
who were you, tesz?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
You just told them buddy, all right, We're gonna have
to explain this right off the back as if anybody's watching.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
This is like the most confusing phenomenon in the world. Now, Listen,
we've been doing this show for a long time. There
are definitely times when it's still a little light out,
you know, when we arrive at the studio. Yeah, around
nine o'clock at night in our old studio in Green Belt, Maryland. However,
you are experiencing bright sunshine, which can mean either the

(01:33):
world has gone upside down or you are on location.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
H Yes, I'm on location. I am in sunny Santa Monica.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
There you go. Cool. Yeah, Well, thank you for deciding
to spend your your dinner time with us. I'm spending
my dinner time with you.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm gonna have to rush when the show ends at
hopefully not one o'clock today, hopefully somewhere around twelve hour.
I have to rush to five some food. But the
one thing is still.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, there you go. No you, I don't think it's
going to be that late, like your time to eat
unless LA is someplace. Is it a sundown town still?
I thought they got rid of that.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I think it's not, at least where I'm at, and
I've been able to walk around at night.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, well, I don't know if you've heard, but back
home here, the streets are hot. Man, it is not
safe to be walking around because exactly the National Guard
is out here running people over with m wraps. That
is some wild ship. So yeah, welcome to Resistance Radio

(02:45):
chip Chat aka Resistance Radio. We are soon to be
broadcasting on an undisclosed frequency near you. Again, I would
heavily recommend people invest in some sort of alternative communication gear.
Test likes tell me I'm being an alarmist, but but.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Uh again, we're not moving in the right direction. I
can say that, I can. I can confidently say we're
moving in the wrong direction. Speak though I am not
in the in the wrong direction, even though I'm not
in the Federal City. Though I've had to experience some
of the chaos set has come from, uh you know,

(03:23):
the White House here. I was sitting in my hotel
lobby here on the on the beach here and uh yeah,
ICE agents rolled in on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Well, I was just sitting downstairs. Uh yeah, yeah, so
and snatched up anybody. I didn't see unless they took
them out any side doors.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
But I did see them obviously moving through like the
kitchen in the back of the house areas there, and
they were talking to the managers. It was definitely and
you can tell that the guests were very unsettled as
well too.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I was.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I was just sitting there. I was like, well, I
guess you could be coming from me, but I don't
believe you are. But not yet yet.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
They don't. They don't know that you're freshly minted American.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I know I cosplay as you've been.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You've been faking it as a like true American hero
for all of this time, secretly working like James Bond undercover.
Maybe you are James Bond, right? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh my god, am I used that I have?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You can introduce yourself.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, the names Tes, DC, Cortes here go right there.
But no, I'm yeah, I've been trying to keep a
breast to the situation in DC does seem like a
lot of people are out in the streets. So yeah,
kudos to everyone who's doing that because it's always needed.
That's the only that's the that's the real resistance. Yeah,

(04:54):
and I noticed the resistance radio, and I don't I
gotta get back, get back into the city because right
now I feel very very de from everything that's going on. Yeahtairs,
I saw again what's been sent here to do the
same thing.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
So I think it's good that we get a little
perspective because out of town because here right now, like
we have, we have federalized guard occupying the district and
now they're setting up military tribunals to to prosecute local
civilian crimes.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
We'll get to that, I because that I'm not going
to say it's a step too far from that. Oh yeah,
that's their moving. I need to see once the I
need We'll wait talking to that story.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Because I listen to the interview with uh with Guessing
on All Things Considered earlier this week, and they had
a lot to say about how fast things are going
compared to how they went with Putin when they were
back in Russia. Still, and I you know, if if

(05:58):
if I sounded alarmist, okay, and guessing is like, hey,
it's over. They've they we're We're already there, and so
I just I want to be like, hey, I'm not
the craziest person, and I'm not the one with like,
you know, writing for the New Yorker, I will I'm

(06:20):
very interested to see how.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
How how the Prosecutor's office utilizes the military in this,
because that would be the I mean, once that happened
yet and it is. I mean, they're already there, so
I get it.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, so we'll talk about that. We also have some
world news to cover, but the way things are moving,
I don't think we're gonna really get a chance to
talk about any of that right now. Obviously there are
things happening outside our borders. We are going to talk
about Rushian and Crank because that has to happen. Uh,
Texas and California are now in it, right, they are.
They are going toe to toe.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
This is crazy, all right, all right, and this is
I understand California's response, and I respect it. I mean
to be honest, because what else are you gonna do
at this point? But as we make these drastic changes
to the order of like how the basic again the
white people rules that they row for each other. When control,

(07:17):
let's just say control eventually moves to the Democrats and
let's say the House to Senate and hopefully the presidency.
Do we go back and start to like change these
things or do you run with this stuff? Because there's
a census. I thought there's I thought there's a reason
for the census. There's a reason, and I know it's liberated.

(07:37):
But do we go back and all right, we gain
control this way, which we know probably isn't the right
way to do it, but it was our last resort.
Do we then go back and start to stitch together
actual like or reheardening of the of the laws that
are in place in.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
This not until not until you set them adrift on
the barge in the North Atlantic. And the reason is
because if you, if you leave them any space, they
they have you not seen Star Wars? Right Like? Okay,
so the Republic exists, the empire rises, that's bad, the

(08:20):
rebel alliance defeats them. They put everything basically back to democracy.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
And what happens again, the the bad guys come back,
They give themselves a new name, and once again they
have to do the same thing. They even built themselves
all another death starts at this time as a planet.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I think.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I think though, if there's the commitment to democracy, you've
got to put it back together and you keep and
if it has you have to keep doing that. I
don't know the power and then do you if you
if we had the ability, Right, let's say that the
proverbial WI is like the Democrats to lock out a
section of the country, right, that's not any good either.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
No, you don't lock out a section of the country.
You have to lock out anti democratic small d democratic
yess capacity. So yeah, you have to harden the laws
in it. But I mean you put it back eventually, yes,

(09:30):
with hardened edges as hard as you can make them,
knowing that there is a chance that you're gonna have
to redo this again. Yes, It's like every time you
put the velociraptors back in the pen, right, they're gonna
find another way out. You hope you made the walls
tall enough or took away the door handles or whatever
it is that they got out through the last time.

(09:51):
But like they're still trying to get out and eat
your face. So you have to just keep like constantly
reinvesting in keeping the velociraptors contained, which might mean a
heavy hand in disrupting. I mean, if you look at
what the Germans did, you know they they're so afraid

(10:13):
of a far right or the Nazi resurgence that they
have extraordinary undemocratic rules that allow them to basically kick
political parties out, or to infiltrate them, or to put
them under surveillance because the risk is too great. We
may end up in that place, but we don't know yet. Yeah,

(10:33):
we're far from that. I mean, let's just get to tomorrow, Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I just think there's a larger question about what democracy
looks like here obviously, and I think a lot about
this with Ukraine and whatever the end of that looks like, right, Like,
does it just go back to like open election, because
I wonder when people grab power in certain ways, even

(10:58):
if even in my eyes and a lot of folks eyes,
if they feel like, oh, this is the right way
to do it. We've been pushed so far that this
is the only way we save like the country. Well,
there's a whole set of other folks who were saying
we need to save the country, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
I don't agree with you. I don't agree. Those people
are are risky idiots and so and I think I think.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Uh inequality is also what drives a lot of this,
And I wonder like how do.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
We because how do we sell? Is there a way?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Because I think people if you sell them on something
where they feel like they're able to live and you know,
like make their needs.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
I think you don't have these frins.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You'll have a fringe, but not as many people in
the fringe, and you won't have people who weren't in
the fringe say ah, well, I don't have any other options,
and then they.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Lead to the gain traction like it'll be a small
and I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Again, I'm thinking about twenty five years from now and
the waves will have destroyed us from now, so who
cares captin all right?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
But the point of that, of where I was going
with this is that the two most ann the pedantic
and entitled states are the ones who are doing this. So,
you know, Texas, you're so fucking annoying. Please don't. Also, California,
you are so fucking annoying. Please stop. Both of you,

(12:17):
We love you both. Go to your room. You know
it's it's it's that Okay, somehow James Comer is like
gonna do the thing. Maybe I don't know, uh with
releasing epscene info. We'll find out. And then my favorite
story this week that we're gonna get to is the
DHS blames the DHS for doing things. So this one's

(12:41):
almost incomprehensible, as are most things that we cover on
the show. Plus of course we'll have the headlines and
a bunch of other stuff. So yeah, Una, be great.
It's been a been a short intro already. What's a
do you have a you have a word? Tes? Okay,
he's he's got a word. Let's see I've got a word.

(13:06):
We'll see if it works. Okay, so sit back, grab
some statehood. It's shake Shack time. You're listening to the
best show, the only show, chip Chat on Beltwegh Radio
and beyond. Sweet all right, welcome back to Jip Jack

(14:03):
here on Beltweigh Radio and beyond. I'm you know it's
Jip with me is tz all right, let's do some headlines.
Do you want to do the first one? Or do
you want me to go first? Did you count ahead? No? Oh? Okay,
well I never know. I don't even bother let's get

(14:24):
to some news. This week, leaders of France, Britain, Italy, Germany,
Ukraine and several other countries met with Donald Trump and
were surprised that he kept asking them which kind of
pancakes they make. That's an ie Hop joke. Remember when
there was an eye Hop. Remember what it stood for,
and it was International House of Pancakes. That's what it
stood for. Doesn't it still stand for that? Or is

(14:46):
it like they are now just called I Hop.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh so it's like when from the Learning Channel.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
To just TLC. Correct, Yes, you know, when you're learning
about ninety day fiances.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Learning Moving along, farmers are reporting that they are reducing
their crops and planting plant and planting plants. That's a
tough one due to a massive labor shortage fueled by
Stephen Miller's aggressive immigration crack down. Stephen's wife, Katie, said
she was also very familiar with his shortages.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes down the street, a fossil hunter in Australia found
a new species of prehistoric whale. Even stranger, he found
it while digging through a bloomin onions.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Stores are starting to roll out their pumpkin spice items
even before Labor Day. Because, as the saying goes, you
can't wear white girl after Labor Day.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yes, I'm glad you got that one. An intense ball
of light streaked through the sky in Japan late Wednesday night,
causing fears that Choyotani had been implicated, and yet another scandal,
this time involving a ball.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
Free epay free. Interesting, it was not the bad guy.
Maybe I don't know. He's not the bad guy, the
fall guy. You know the rhymes of ball fall.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
The Cleveland Browns announced that Joey Flacco would be their
starting quarterback. The eighty seven year old flacko beat Deshaun Watson,
several other unknowns, and fifth round draft picture Door Sanders.
Coach Prime called for an investigation, but since it's the Browns,
it is unlikely to yield any results.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
A Hurricane Aarons swept past the coast of both Carolina's,
leading to high winds, dangerous currents, and a new condition
called FEMA remorse crazy. Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Governors from several states, including South Carolina, sent National Guard
troops to DC to stand around and fight the scourge
of crime on the National Mall. The inflated prices and
the inflated prices of half flops.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yes, uh, Mississippi sent guards to DC, causing the local
literacy rate to plummet. That is, that's not factually have
some of the highest readings anyway. That's they do. Mississippi
is illiterate. That is not true. It is true.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Not true. That's not true. I'm going to send you
numbers on that.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
That joke is no truth.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
There's no longer true anyways, moving on to another place
you hate. Ohio troops entered the city, but they never
made it past Michigan Abbey.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Right looking it up, right now, Okay, the Ohio guard
did eventually make it downtown, where they were recorded on
video trying to force JdE Dance to fix the trophy
that he broke.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
That did happen. West Virginia guardsmen showed up in town
as well.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, they haven't.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Deterred any crime. They didn't master traumatize several local dentists
by smiling at it.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
That is not.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
The problem with health care in this country.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Trump announced that he would be going out on patrol
with the cops in DC. He is now one Native
American headdress shy of hitting for the cycle of the
village people, the village People's insane oh.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
God criminal ride along the Pentagon announced that he would
be scaring back the security detail sign to be heads
up when it was reported in the papers that his
bartend is alone numbered in the dozen.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
What's wrong with that? There's there's a kernel of truth
to that one, all right, d Just Secretary Christy nom
was out of as living at the Coast Guard Commandant's
residence over there on Bowling Air Force Base, which explains
why Blue Planes has been spelling a lot worse lately.
Such Inside Baseball as a very DC joke. So I

(18:49):
read it and just lasting. Nobody else here understands that joke.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Target announced lower sales in the second quarter fielding partment.
My wife's staying at home, just praying.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I did not time that, but I'm so glad that
was yours. Mine. Doesn't listen to the show, It'll be fine.
Ms NBC announced that they would be changing names to
ms now, which sounds less like a TV network and
much more like a suddenly bad medical diagnosis. That's not funny.

(19:25):
That is not funny. That's funny. No, but we did uh,
we did it anyway. That's commitment to the bit. I
do really like the eighty seven year old Joey Fla.
That's that's pretty good one. Yeah, whoever wrote that's a genius,

(19:48):
all right, a genius, very stable genius. All right, Let's
take a break, as the script says, and then we'll
come back with a new segment called the Federal Occupation.
You're listening to jip Jet where you go, oh ship
Brian's about to do something.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Yeah, I just want to give you fair warning. My
hand's been very twitchy all week. This song kind of
features that, so god, guys know what it is.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
I'm very worried. Okay. Uh, you're listening to chip Chet
cautiously here on Beltleet Radio and beyond. They're like stopping today.

Speaker 7 (20:33):
Whoa, I'm gonna like stopping today.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
I'm fairly stop today.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
Heez. Motherfucker's own the road and hell they learn to
drive job turkeys at my job out to get a
cool cold. Mean five should have took the damn might
slap my boss, my own damn kids pissing me off,
and said if I hadn't had enough, chipol lady, fuck

(21:13):
my goddamn porter up. I'm mad up, I'm mad up.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Man.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I fell like slapping ben a nigga today?

Speaker 7 (21:21):
WHOA boy, I been like slapping being a nigga today?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
WHOA boy?

Speaker 7 (21:30):
I feel like slapping being a nigga today?

Speaker 8 (21:33):
Whoa thartender? Don't you see me waving you down? This
guy came after me. I was here first, but you
serving them around? No, No, I'm about to ober here

(21:56):
my friends expecting me to five back tomorrow morning. I
been to get a cash out for every last.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
One of you.

Speaker 8 (22:03):
Motherfucker's getting slapped back back.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
WHOA hold I stopped?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Then a nigga today?

Speaker 7 (22:09):
WHOA I feel like stop?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Then a nigga today?

Speaker 7 (22:15):
WHOA I feel like stop? And a nigga today?

Speaker 8 (22:21):
WHOA woke up this morning with these thoughts in my head?
The world would be better off if I just stayed
my ass in bit.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
WHOA hold I stopped? And a nigga today? WHOA I
feel like stop?

Speaker 7 (22:49):
And a nigga today? WHOA I feel like stop? And
a nigga today? Whoa?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right? Welcome back to Jip jad here on Beltwegh
Radio and beyond nine muros. Jip with me is tez
I knee? How good that song is? All right? So right? Hello? Well,
first of all, well, that's a new video. That's not
the same version of that.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
No, it's it's well, there's there was like a very
you know, just is still and then I when I
saw it again, they added the most you know, the
cartoon motion to that. So so pretty much the same
song time say again, oh the last well, this is

(24:23):
the full version of it.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
So because I cut it off last time, I played.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
That because I was like, I'm seeing new parts of this.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
So because there is a you know, if anyone who
didn't see it at the end, there's a they featured
the actual person that this song is actually about, who's
off the Uh.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
I don't think that's real.

Speaker 9 (24:43):
I think, no, no, that is real. The I think
they kind of did google that up. But who knows.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
We'll see.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
I'll further investigate. But you know, like I said this,
like I said what you said last week leading out
to now and what's going on, it's it's yeah, I
feel like, you know, it'd someone needs to be slapped,
and unfortunately he's in the White House like like a
big baby, it id he is, So I I just.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Gotta say like that now it's stuck in my head. Uh,
and I can't I can't hum that song, yes at all,
and I hate how how catchy it is. It's not okay, Brian.

Speaker 9 (25:27):
Well, the next song, next song, break, I'll clean it up.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh no, hold on, hold on, I'm so sorry I'm
mean to break into this song.

Speaker 10 (25:37):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
How American drug regulators hit serious harms with the hpv.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
XC what God? Also during the break, I looked it up.
It's true that Mississippi's literacy rate is vastly improved. It's vastly.
It's it's like insane being improved, substantially better than both Maryland,
Virginia and the discs that I'm saying. I think it's

(26:03):
because they got rid of a lot of their people.
That's why I'm saying that joke is no longer valid.
Part of part of the thing that very clearly drags
these numbers down has to do with that. It's English literacy.
And so if you've got states with high immigrant populations,
that drags that down. That doesn't mean that those people

(26:25):
can't read write in their own languages, but you know,
they're not reading and writing in English, and therefore they
fall Also, it's pretty close, like the overall literacy rate
in the country is is pretty from where they were. Yes, yes,
they are now above average. They're in the top ten

(26:47):
and whatever. You're not wrecking my joke. Okay, Mississippi is
still illiterate and does not have electricity. That is, that
is a stated fact for the purposes of this show.
Don't argue with me.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
All right.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Now we've come to a new show that I believe
is going or a new segment I should say that
I believe is going to be a recurring segment on
the show, which is called the Federal Occupation.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
How many Yeah, how many years? If you take an
over under, how long we're going to be occupied?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah? Oh the rest of my god given life? Oh wow,
you have no hope? No, no, I look, I'm not
I don't mean I am not being a sensationalist when
week after week I say, this is the playbook. We
have seen this before. This is this is exactly what

(27:46):
happened in Berlin. This is exactly what happened in Italy.
This is exactly what happened with Franco. This is exactly
what happened with Pinochet. It happened in Burma like four
years ago, Like, this is what happened when they rolled
tanks into Czechoslovakia. We've seen it in Channeman Square. We
there is a there is a move here. Yes, I

(28:07):
just why I asked for your over and you didn't
give me anything. Oh, I'll take whatever number you want
to get. I'll take the over. Yeah, they're not going home.
And it's very telling that they're bringing in guard troops
from these Republican states because this is you know, there's
a lot going on with that, right in some some

(28:29):
aspect of this, this is, this is performative fillatio where
the governors of these these republican white states want to
show to their daddy how much they love him by
licking his boots and sending more troops even if he
doesn't need them. Uh, Mississippi, since we're talking about them,

(28:49):
you know, they they are sending troops while the actual
county where their capital is, where Jackson is, that has
some of the highest crime rates in the entire country,
and they're not deploying any guard troops there. So this
is a performance right, And but there's another aspect to

(29:12):
this too, is like who makes up the guard in
DC and who makes up the guard from these states?
And willing to be compliant in potentially illegal execution of
illegal orders given in service of one particular group over another. Okay,

(29:32):
who's more likely to do that? You know, some mountain
men from West by God, are they likely to crack
some black skulls. Yeah, they've been itching to do that, Okay,
whereas the DC Guard is overwhelmingly minority, they're not gonna
want to do so. I believe that this is a

(29:52):
move where you know, I said that the parade was
about them stationing troops here in the district for some
sort of permanent occupation. This is that now they've they've
just changed the name of it a little bit. But
these these uh, they're staging this equipment here. They're not
doing it for fun. They are doing it, which you
know is apparently this next story where a military vehicle

(30:15):
in a DC National Guard convoy collided with an suv
on Capitol Hill early Wednesday morning and uh it trapped
the driver right. They had to be extricated by firefighters.
They had to use the jaws of life to cut
the driver out. Had a minor head laceration. The Guard
said that they were checking into it, you know, but

(30:36):
like look at this image. You can see the size
of this vehicle. This is a MAYTV. This is sort
of like a smaller version of an m RAP. And
you know, the if you if you remember, like you know,
if you're my age or even Tessa's age, Like, we

(31:00):
spent twenty years at war in Iraq and Afghanistan. A
lot of the casualties there were caused by IEDs improvised
explosive devices roadside bombs, and the solution that the military
came up with was to build these mine resistant vehicles
m wraps. And they've got these V shaped holes. They're massive,

(31:22):
they're up armored the nines, and they are very They
are built for operating in places where they really aren't roads.
They're certainly not traffic. They destroying they're destroying the road.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, they're all terrain, right, They're meant for driving through
the deserts in the Middle East or Central Asia, and
they're not for driving on the streets of the district.
But here they are. One of the things that probably
contributed to this accident has to do with it. The
visibility on these is mostly directed for long distance outward.

(31:55):
It's not for anything close. The windshields and all the
windows are so up armored and covered with all of
the shielding and stuff, it's very difficult to see out
of them because you know, to be perfectly frank, if
you're driving an m RAP, you don't give a fuck
what you're running over, right, you're safe. Whatever you ran
over shouldn't have been there. In this case, it's civilians

(32:17):
that they're running over. There's been, of course, no real investigation.
There's gonna be nothing that comes of this. The military
will chalk it up to some sort of accident, blame
it on Joe Biden, I don't know, and then they'll
just like bury it the person. If they press charges,
they'll be told there's no chance to press charges. Jeanine

(32:40):
Piro controls that now and she won't let that happen.
And if they go for a civil penalty, they'll be
qualified immunity and it won't matter. So, like you know,
this is the impunity aspect of authoritarian rule, and you
know our country, this part was already sort of constitutionally
set up for that, so it's even extra constitutional.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
But that's I think the point I wanted to get
to earlier around this is, like all those other places
you say, for the examples, like this is the law
here like in DC, what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
They're like, some of this is a.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Little outside of the law, but the actual occupation of
this is.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Like there's and they haven't broken the law yet, not exactly.
And and that's part of the thing they tried. They've tried,
you know, the district as we talked about last week.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
And they pulled back to specifically around they pulled back.
And that's what I'm saying. You can't not you have
to still push and the mayor and the police chief.
Uh yeah, they pushed back on the chain of command
thing and they backed off.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Yeah, they right. So whenever I say that, okay, we're
already here, it doesn't mean you stop fighting in the courts.
You go, you go to court and you you fight
the fight and you force them to break the court
order and see if they do it. They've been willing
to do it in several other instances. So but it
and what you're doing when you're doing that is not

(34:07):
necessarily like, oh, we're going to constrain them. It's that
you're you're maintaining the moral high ground of the credibility
for when when the the shit goes down, you're still
standing on the right side. Of history, right, they are.
They are on the wrong side, which is which is understandable. Right,
we have to keep going to court, we have to
keep fighting that. We We see it now with Pam

(34:28):
BONDI set this stupid letter to all these governors and
mayors and she's like, you're you're standing in the way
of us doing our immigration law. She cited no laws
in in this threat. She said that if you're a
public official doing these things, we could charge you, uh
and throw you in jail. She didn't cite any law
that they would charge them under. They're not doing anything illegal.

(34:49):
And you know, like the governor of Washington was on
the radio today and he is like, uh, we will
see you in court, you dumb lady, and uh, you know,
go for it. She's always devoid of and he's always
devoid of evidence. She never they all are though, right,
That's like the standard Trump model of doing things is
you assert something and then if anybody challenges you on it,

(35:11):
you just stop talking about it and move on to
the next crazy distraction. You'll notice that we're not hearing
anything about suing the Wall Street Journal right now, right
because they were like, go for it, man, let's see
it go to court get deposed. Speaking of that, no
one wants to. He doesn't want to be deposed because
he's he's going to be in trouble if he does that, right,
So he doesn't do that. Alina Haba, Brian's current love interest.

(35:36):
The judge ruled today she got to go. She doesn't
get to be Hbiic of New Jersey anymore because that's
not legal. And now that's going to be the case
in like four other districts where the judges in those
districts said that no, you're you know, you've extended, you've
gone your one hundred and twenty days. You can't be

(35:57):
there anymore. They've been voted. There's four them. We only
report on two of them. There's it's still ongoing. Like
these guys are legally devoid of any rationale for what
they're doing, but they're doing it anyway. Case in point
here in the district. If you I don't know if
Brian added this image or not, but this is this
is by far the most punishable. This is a really

(36:19):
striking image. If you look here, there's a story from
the post there. You go from left to right, you
have what appears to be I believe that's a poll up.
This right here is uh oh, what's the word I'm
looking for? Used MAXI pad come to life? And then

(36:44):
to his to his left there is a couch fucker
and very interestingly this this brave soldier standing at attention
while the three most punishable people on the planet are
next to it. What what what a look? Hey?

Speaker 9 (37:03):
Look that's why I play that song now, now you know?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, well I want to slap them. I watch them. Yeah,
they are the three most punishable people I think in
the history of the world. They're right up there. If
they're not. Look at Steven Miller's face, like, what the fuck? Guy?

(37:28):
What is what is happening there?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I just don't know, being that I'm here in Santa
Monica where he is from. I don't he's from there.
I don't get how this Like, what did this place
do to you? I'm very interesting what happened?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Who hurt you? You know? Maybe if you look like
that and everybody else around you has vision, right, it
doesn't even have to be good vision, but like you know,
within the realm of what glasses can correct, he probably
not getting laid and and you're probably getting punched a

(38:07):
lot I'm just saying that's probably what did it. Man.
He just that's that's what he looks like, and that
was tough. I bet it was tough looking like that forever.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I just I think obviously following through the law, but
at a certain point, whenever there's an after this, like
some of these people should really be prosecuted. And I
know I sound like I sound like what they sounded like,
but by but I'm.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Like, no, no, no, no, some of the things I was doing,
they're skirting the law.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Like I'm easily could come up with three things that
each of those individuals in there probably should be prosecuted for.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, well, and one of them is what jad Vance
said when this this photo was taken, is that he's
talking about doing what they are doing in the district
to other places. Now this is where we did.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
That way that that's where we go out and then
it's full on crisis, right like it's been a crisis,
but yeah, but then you have the Battle of the States.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Then we're getting into like the whole shit.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
The frame is we're talking about from the beginning, right,
that's where you you move into.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
That we do so and for people who are listening
who are maybe not from the states, or maybe are
and don't have this level of detail of understanding. You know,
we are a federal system, right. There are states, they
are sovereign. There is a federal government which is made
up of the states who have agreed to be together

(39:37):
in a Confederation of States. And the tenth Amendment is
a pretty important amendment. It was put in by the
framers in the very beginning of the Constitution because they
were wary of a strong central government exerting its will
on the states. And the Tenth Amendment says that everything

(39:58):
that isn't expressed granted to the federal government by the
Constitution is reserved to the states. And that includes a
lot of stuff, like a lot of stuff that people
don't even realize, things like building roads. That's not the
federal government's job. They can't do that. They can give
money to states to build roads, but they can't build roads.

(40:20):
The Feds don't build the roads. The states build the
roads with federal dollars. That's how.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Now those big signs that show with the federal government's
money and then the states money that comes in.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
That's right, and it's being done by v dot being
done by en DOT being done by d DOT, right, Like,
those are the things. So there's a ton of stuff
like that. Voting is specifically enumerated in a constitution, belongs
to the states, it doesn't belong to the federal government. Like,
there's a lot of stuff like that. National Guard, the
militias is another thing that is very It's set up

(40:54):
to be a like I don't know how to explain,
is almost sort of like a like a co management
arrangement where the states have a guard, they manage their
own guard. The Feds can borrow the guard and pay

(41:15):
for its use with permission from the state's governor. They
can't commandeer it at all if they like. And here's
a really good example of that in Arkansas, when they
were trying to integrate the schools, right the governor called
out the National Guard to stop black kids from walking

(41:35):
into the school. And I could not snatch that guard
back from him and make them stand down. He had
to send the United States Army, which he does control,
which the President does control, to go and escort those
children to school, in contradiction of the National Guard that

(41:56):
had been caught out by the governor. So when they
talks about doing two sovereign states, whether that's Maryland with Baltimore,
whether that's Illinois with Chicago, whether that's California with Oakland.
When he talks about sending Guard troops to black mayor

(42:16):
cities to fight the scourge of black government or whatever,
right exactly, that's the thing that's bothering him. Clearly, those
things would be patently illegal, patently unconstitutional, and would be
a serious crisis. Yeah. And even worse is if he

(42:38):
tried to send Guard from one state into another permission.
That's a shooting war. We've had that war.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, But but I'm saying that would be insane, as
if they said, like, oh, okay, let's take the West
Virginia Guard and have them go into Illinois.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Like, what are we talking about at that point, Well,
we'll not about an invasion.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah, now, the West Virginia governor could. But if the
West Virginia Governor gives the as I understand this, if
it gives power to the West Virginia Guard to the President,
I understand that to have to be done in conjunction,
either in the state or regarding like some type of
federal ike, a federal type of operation. I might I

(43:23):
feel like that.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
As where there's two there's two titles under whichnether like
into another state that is completely illi. Yeah, there's two
titles under which the guard can operate. There's Title ten
and Title thirty two. But in neither case can guard
from one state cross into another state without permission of
the recipient state. So if the West Virginia Guard were

(43:47):
to be federalized and try to go to Illinois over
the objections of the governor of Illinois, that would be
illegal and uh and if they did it anyway, right,
because they've been order by the President to do that,
that would be a constitutional crisis because what he's doing
would be against federal law, and what he's doing would

(44:07):
be against the Constitution in several ways, and it would
you could imagine, this is crazy, but you could imagine
a situation in which the Illinois Guard shoots at the
invading force of I don't know, the Nebraska Guard or
something like that. Right, that would be that'd be bad.

(44:29):
We have we have had that war. We have had
that war, you know, we had the Civil War, of course,
but there have also been people don't remember this, but
there have been instances where state militias of various sovereign
states have shot at each other, and most famously the
Toledo War between the Great State of Michigan and those

(44:53):
couchfuckers in Ohio when they took the Toledo Strip, which
is the bottom piece of Michigan and where if you
ever look at a map, you'd be like, why is
there this weird little corner where Toledo like sticks up
into Michigan Toledo Ohio. Well, because that used to be
part of Michigan. And we had a war about it,

(45:13):
and Michigan shot at the Ohio Guard and the guard
Ohio guards shot at the Michigan Guard, and the FEDS
basically like ask them to cool it and said basically
told Michigan like, look, let these idiots have Toledo, will
give you the up and and Wisconsin was like, hey,
that's ours, and they're like, shut up, Wisconsin, you're not

(45:35):
a state yet. And so then it became Michigan. How
the became Michigan.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Right, But we're talking even that, we're talking about like
the formation of the country at that time, like that.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Much more recent than that. I mean, that's that's in
the in the eighteen forties, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
But I'm still saying, though this is a formed country.
Now there's from sea to shining sea, man as destiny
baby territories that like because like almost that kind of
like makes sense in eighteen forty that it makes no
sense right now, that's insane, right.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
So all the lines are drawn. Well, it's another example
of how JD. Vance is a fucking moron. And and
but also this sort of like weird entitlement of the
Trump administration where they think that the rules don't apply
to them. They're just gonna do and say anything clearly,
you know, like and we talk about this a lot.
They float a lot of ideas. They say these things
kind of in ingest or in like you know, in

(46:35):
memes or whatever. Trump talking about telling Zelensky he's gonna
stay president. You know, He's like, oh, if you have
a war, you get to stay president. It's a good idea.
I said that he's going to do that on this show.
I know there's not going to be election twenty twenty six.
I know that, Okay, So like all of these kind
of things, bet me, uh, maybe you can go. I'll

(46:57):
let you go.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
As far as saying people not getting certified, but there
will be elections because elections we run by the states.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
No, there will there will not be an election. He will.
He will create an emergency and do something drastic in
between there. He'll assert a reason that there cannot be elections,
and he will deploy military forces and seize power and
say that we're in the middle of an emergency right now.
And you know, across the United States, every state.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Yes, yes, he will do that. Yes, all right, what
is this emergency he calls. He'll make it up. I
don't know what he's made of. One that's gonna crime.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
He's gonna say there's crime. I don't know, he's making
up stuff. Anyway. I think the American people will go
to the streets on that.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
They haven't yet, but I think I think COVID is
still the one that as many people went out to
vote during that which is a full on pandemic.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
People they're not going to have a chance to vote.
My guess is that by June of twenty six states
will run elections. In No, he's gonna deploy troops and
occupy all of that. He's gonna there will be troops
on the streets of all the major cities. Yes, across
all fifty states.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
All counties, every county where there's a ballot that you
might not you might.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Not need to deploy them in a lot of those
rural counties because those people aren't gonna bother, They're gonna listen.
But there will be that, there will be the military
deployed across the United States, uh, to local.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
To the local elections. Like comptroller all that the elections
cease is what you're telling. Yes, it's no way in hell.
I don't believe that a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, I think that by I think the emergency gets
declared in somewhere around June of twenty twenty six, which
gives them enough time to set up some sort of
military government for lack of a better word, and suspend
elections in November and uh, and they're gonna say like, look,
this is what we've just got to do because of

(49:04):
this emergency. And and it might not even be real,
and it might be like blatantly false, and it won't
matter because that will be by then, you know, journalists
will be already uh routinely thrown in jail. Colleges and
academic institutions will have been shuttered.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
You give this administration a lot of credit to take
they think that you I find that.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
You know what guests and said, They said that that
Trump has done in seven months what Putin took ten
years to do in Russia. The speed of this is tremendous.
That that this they're losing their ship about cracker barrel rebranding. Okay, yeah,
that doesn't mean anything. That's whatever. That's just they the

(49:55):
the way that they are moving where it's their rewrite
the history books in real time. They're going and taking
down museums. This is happening at a speed that is
the way you would have read it in a textbook.
And they know that they got to move fast because
if the resistance has a chance to breathe and collect itself,

(50:21):
it can fight back. But if they move fast, if
they flood the zone, if they follow Bannon and his
basic method, if they filew this project twenty twenty five stuff,
they can obliterate things super fast. So Supreme Court today
allowed them to suspend eight hundred million dollars in grants

(50:42):
and stuff. This is a This is about a consolidation
of power in a way that Americans are not really
able to comprehend. I don't think even Europeans are able
to comprehend this. The only people who have ever seen
anything like this people who have been under dictatorship. I

(51:02):
mean maybe if you know somebody who was there through
the fall of Bosnia or something like that, they have
some recollection of something. But this is, this is, this
is much faster than everybody's right. And I hate that
I'm right about this.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
The CAP's not right about this. The elections haven't twenty
twenty six is a here yet? Okay, okay, not right about.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
That, and right about all the other things. That's fine.
You are behaving alarmist.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
An election will happen in twenty twenty six, Well, twenty
twenty two, like we always say, Like again, I.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Don't the drama.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Could actually come. We don't have to create the drama
before it's here.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
That's all. Well, here it is, okay. Uh. Members of
the National Guard are deployed to the nation's capital as
part of Trump's administration take over policing of of policing
in Washington. Members of the military are also being set
to take on prosecutorial roles handling civilian crimes. Twenty members
of the Defense Department are set to begin work as

(52:04):
special assistants. The US Attorney's federal prosecutors in the US
Attorney's Office for the District of Columbia next week to
people familiar with the matter told NBC News. Tim Lauer,
a spokesman for the US Attorney's Office, confirmed this is happening.
They're not even calling in fake news, saying members of
the JAG court would be joining the office, though he

(52:25):
did not know how long the detail would last. Now,
let's be very clear about something that would be very illegal,
very illegal, except that Congress authorized this, right, yeah, So
let me see if I can find the direct quote

(52:47):
herep up up up up uh okay. So. Steve Vladika,
law professor at Georgetown University, noted that in nineteen eighty three,
the Justice Department's Office of Legal Counsel said that jaggulars
could not serve as special assistant US Attorneys because it
violated the statute barring military officers from exercising the duties
of civilian office. But just a few months ago, Trump's

(53:10):
compliant Congress authorized them to do this, So that was
always the plane. We have a it's not just a tradition,
but a very hard and fast rule about the relationship
between the civilian and the military in the United States,
that the military is under civilian control all the time.

(53:34):
There are people who worry about the you know, rotation
of people from the upper ranks of the military into
the cabinet into the civilian control. There had been Congress
had to pass special dispensations to allow Mattis to allow
Austin to allow several of these these high ranking officials

(53:55):
to move into government civilian control because those things are
specifically barred. It also works the other way around, that
the military can't be used for civilian purposes. There's posse
comitatis that says that you can't use the military for
law enforcement. There is also all kinds of law that
says that the military can't do civilian jobs. This gets

(54:17):
down to like really super mundane stuff, like there are
jobs in the DoD that are you know, contract administration jobs,
like you know, just the most boring shit you can imagine,
and sometimes they can't be filled because like they can't
get enough applicants or whatever. And it'd be tempting to

(54:39):
just be like, oh, well, we'll just detail you know,
some major to run this program until we find somebody.
You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't
have the military administering its own contracts. You can't have
the military doing civilian jobs. There are laws about it,
but Congress can do whatever Congress wants. Congress makes the laws.

(55:02):
And here again under you know, cover of people not
knowing how anything works, they just like pass this thing.
And so now you've got jags who have no experience
whatsoever with prosecuting street crime in the district, you know,

(55:24):
riding a moped without a helmet.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Because it's a unique era, it's a unique court that
they are pointed to because it handles the local crime
as well as right.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
But also the JAG lawyers operate under a whole different
set of codes and laws. They've got the Uniform Code
of Military Justice that is a different set of laws.
There are different laws that govern the military than govern
the civilians. Sure there's a military equivalent of like the
civilian charge of riding a moped without a helmet, but

(56:01):
there isn't that exact code. So these guys aren't going
to know what the difference is. They're not going to
have any of the experience that a prosecutor needs to
be able to adjudicate these things. They're not even going
to be really effective, like paralegals, because they.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Want more people probably will get off with crimes. I
was thinking as I looked at this, Yeah, I think
I think you could make it work reverse.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Yeah, if you've got a decent enough defense lawyer, right,
they'll be able to poke holes in some jag guy
who's been there for five minutes. That's where I was.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I was like, wait, I feel like they're hustling backwards
on this life unless they're just rubber stamping people to jail,
which could happen. Not saying that, but if they're actually
if they're if two lawyers are going at it right,
the lawyers are going to prosecution, like there could be
easily they could easily outwit these people who don't know
the law.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
They could They could also make cases to file and
challenge up the up the courts that like the prosecutions
themselves are illegal because I think they should be. Yeah, yeah,
because of who's who's doing them. And that's the case
like with Alena Hava, that she is operating outside the

(57:20):
law in New Jersey, and defendants have been making the
case that any cases being tried by the US Attorney's
Office with her in charge are null and void because
she is null and void as as an officer appointed
to run that agency. It's the wrong step, right in
the wrong direction. I get that. I'm not arguing that, yes,

(57:41):
it's a wrong step. You know, part of the fascist
playbook is always to really lean heavily on the military
as opposed to the civilian systems. And part of that
is because in most cases, the leaders, you know, the
strong man leaders who run these things, they have direct

(58:02):
control over the military in some fashion that they don't
have over the civilians. Civilian employees of the government can
refuse to do things. They can be fired if they
refuse to do things, but they can't be like locked
up for saying no. The military is a totally different operation.
If you refuse an office an order by a commanding officer,

(58:23):
you can get thrown in the brig And so there's
there's a culture of compliance, and there's a legal compliance
aspect of it. The military will execute on whatever it
is that they're told to do, so long as it's lawful,
or at least somebody tells them that it's lawful. If
the jags are the ones who are responsible for determining
whether an order is or is not lawful, and they

(58:46):
are the ones who are being used to do this
thing that is unlawful. You are now in a situation
where it's like, oh, okay, we're not following any rules anymore.
This is probably the most alarming thing that has happened yet,
and it's way below the radar because people are being
distracted by a bunch of other dumb shit. But the

(59:09):
appointment of military lawyers to operate in civilian cases is
not just extraordinary, not just unprecedented. Red alert. This is
this is like the five alarm fire here and you know,

(59:33):
get some lentils, store some stuff like be ready, this
is bad. No talk me out of why this one's bad?

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I mean, no, no, no, no, this one. This is
it's a beginning. It's a terrible step in the wrong
direction on this. But I do think it comes down
to because this will all come down to the law,
and then as someone gets prosecuted, I do think someone
goes and says, well, hey, no, the he's this prosecutor
isn't equipped to actually do this. This is against the

(01:00:05):
law because it's someone from the military that's in a
civilian's job. I mean, and that's I mean again, and
that takes I mean, the problem with the law is
it takes too damn long, right, But that's that's that's
the mechanism, right. And anything that's been challenged so far
that's been stopped has been stopped by.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
The judicial branch.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
The only problem is the highest level of the judicial
branch is the rubber stamp for the president. So I
don't know, John Roberts is really the only person, uh
right that for some of these things if they.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Get that high, uh Roberts makes four. Yeah, I guess
you need you need beer Can Brett or or a
c B to be the one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Right, which, unless unless they're talking about freaking NT dou relationship,
doesn't seem like we're getting them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Put your faith in any Barrett, No, No, I mean,
I gotta put my faith in the judicial system.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
As breaking news that just came out from the New
York Times, judge orders that alligated alcatrans attentions that it'd
be shut down for now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Yep, that was being talked about today. So that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Yeah, but for now, for now, they said no more
detainees and to start dismantling most of it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
So great.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I hope that sticks. Though, because obviously appeals coming.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Well, right, so it is it being stayed pending the
appeal or are they just gonna be, like, you know,
start deconstructing it right away.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Judge gave both branches of the government sixty days to
move out existing detainees and begin removing fencing, lighting, power generators,
and other materials.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
The order also prohibits any new construction at the site.
Oh yeah, all right, well and that was at the
district level.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
This is I believe, So hold on, I mean it's
got to be and say disrecord Miami.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
Yeah all right, well and we'll see what the what
the Circuit Court has to say about that, right, I hope,
I hope.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
But again I just go back to like that's the
only mechanism in the constitution because again another branch of
government is just is out to lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
But what if they just say no, like you you
dismantled it, Judge, and and he's gonna be like, well,
I'm I've got a court order. And the Marshall Service
is gonna be like, you know, I'm sorry, you have
a what we don't understand that word fuck you remember?
And the bove the newest, the newest member to the

(01:02:42):
to the third Circuit is uh, his loves to tell
the courts fuck you. So you know, lentils, man, lentils.
All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take
a break. When we come back, we're gonna talk about
a place where people have been eating lentils for several

(01:03:04):
years now, and yeah, and we'll see what we think
about that, and then, you know, then we'll get on
to the real reason all this is going on. So
it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
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Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
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in Mississippi don't want to read that one now that
they know how All right, we're gonna take a break.
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So having a battery any time to recharge the battery, which.

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Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Uh. All right, welcome back to Chip Jack here on
the Way Radio and beyond. I amos Chip with me
is Tez. That was friend of the show Roger.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Mookin very to be played right now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Following up with our favorite guy, will die a Mexican
in the Mexican video watch for that. I also really like,
you know, we always hammer on his inability to pronounce
the az tech names of things, which is fair like
I don't I couldn't be right, But the way that

(01:06:10):
he leans on the word Mexican and he's he's like
the Mexican city, you know, it's like Mexicans, Mexicans in
the Mexican shity of what. Uh. All right, let's go

(01:06:30):
to another place full of words that we can't pronounce. Ukraine.
So as many people know, there is a war going
on there has been for some time now. Go bloom.
Thank you, Thank thank you, Brian I thank you. Our

(01:06:51):
new running back recruit at Michigan. By the way, his
last name is spelled h I T E r uh,
which the internet is having a lot of fun with mispronouncing.
It's not great. Test has like a bar in his

(01:07:12):
hotel room. Oh he's muted. That's why I can't hear him. Yeah,
I don't have a bar in my hotel. I was like, you,
your glass just keeps you refieling itself. It's magic. I
just have a glass. I have a las right here
there you go. Okay, when in Cali, you know drink loitas.

(01:07:35):
Yeah all right, So anyway, Ukraine has has this war
going on. Just to like catch people up on the war.
It started because Russia invaded Ukraine. They invaded them back
in twenty when started, Yeah, in twenty fourteen. This this
war first started kind of low level.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
But he had a low level obviously, Yeah, I mean,
I guess kind of a low level snatched section on
a low level, I guess kind of. But I'm talking
about like the initial like like it three years ago
at this point, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
In twenty twenty two, the Russians crossed the line UH
and invaded Ukraine. They thought they were gonna end this
thing in like a matter of a week or two,
blitzing towards Kiev. Uh. They were stopped by the valiant
Ukrainian Volunteer Army insane. We are on the show. I
would love to go.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
We were, we were calling it's done right, We were like,
all right, this is clearly gonna be over.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Well, we managed to get in touch with somebody who
had been into Ukraine to help distribute some aid and
get back out, and yeah, I mean we thought the
situation was pretty dire, and it was right. But like
a lot of the world, we hadn't counted on how
scrappy the Ukrainians are, and boy are they scrappy. So

(01:09:00):
they've been fighting off the Russian army now for a
little more than three years. They are doing it at
a rate where they're killing like three times as many
Russians as they are losing. But it's still a pretty
staggering number of casualties on both sides, and the actual

(01:09:23):
line of contact here has not moved much. This is
it's very World War One like in that regard and
in some regards like it started very much that way too,
like with trench warfare, and it was all about like
artillery shells and who could lob things further into the
other guy's territory. But it is quickly turned into the

(01:09:44):
most technologically advanced war we've ever seen. The majority of
the attacks are drone attacks going at each other. So
the Russians are sending drones into Ukraine attacking civilian infrastructure
and apartment buildings and things like that. The Ukrainians are
sending drones into Russia, attacking things like energy infrastructure, military

(01:10:06):
and transportation infrastructure, things like that. The Ukrainians snuck in
drones in trucks to go bomb. The Russian bomber fleets
deep inside of Russia. It's it's it's a World War
one war in terms of like where the battle lines are,
but it is a twenty first century war to bactics, Yeah,

(01:10:29):
tell you it's it's very incredible. So, you know the
world has a big interest in getting this over with
right and specifically the Europeans really want this over with
because they would like to not have to have Russia
invade the rest of Europe. And Trump has been on
both sides of this fight now several times. You may

(01:10:50):
remember that he came into office promising he could end
this war in less than twenty four hours. He had
this meeting with Selenski in the Oval office where he
yelled at him for not kissing his ass enough, thanking him,
and not wearing a suit of all things. JD. Vance
took a break from sticking his finger in the crevice
of that couch to also yell at him, and that

(01:11:14):
was like, okay, well, we know Trump loves Putin, so
that that makes sense with what he was doing there.
Then like he lost his cool with old booty Poot
because I guess he didn't end the war in twenty
four hours and Putin was kind of playing him like
a fiddle, and Trump felt kind of stupid about that,
and he felt embarrassed. So he was like, that's it.

(01:11:34):
I'm calling him meeting. Okay, so he caused his meeting
in Alaska. Now, when we were on the air last week,
it was the day before this meeting took place. Now,
I want to talk about the breakbeck speed of this.
Normally summits between that level of people two superpowers. I

(01:11:55):
mean to say what you want to say about Russia,
but yeah, two superpowers. Usually these meetings take months of
planning and involve a lot of protocol, and are often
held in neutral sites or third locations. It's pretty rare
to have Putin come here. Uh, it's never going to

(01:12:16):
go the other way, right, Like we're we're not gonna
let our president go to Moscow for one of these things.
That that's even special.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Envoy Yeah wick cough who when they might fall out
a window.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Well, not as long as he keeps carrying metals back
for these guys. Okay, So prior to this this meeting
there there was like some shuttle diplomacy. Steve Witkoff, who
is Trump's real estate buddy, has no diplomatic experience whatsoever.

(01:12:54):
Is is now the special envoy for peace around the world.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
My friends, President, I'm gonna be gone around. Actually you're
a president out yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
When I'm dictator. I mean, look, we talk about on
this show a lot, like we're pretty smart guys, we're
pretty well versed. We know a lot of things, like
better than the average American And and I trust you
test with my life and with with so many other things.

(01:13:26):
Never ever, ever, when I trust you to do diplomacy
with the hostile power, not once. No set me up there, figure,
I'm a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Yeah, I'll get some concessions.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
You right, you're you're They'll be like, yeah, comrade, come
and play golf, have cigar and you'll be like a man. Hey,
you know, these Russians are pretty nice. Yeah, your natural
ability to get along with your adversaries is not the
thing we need. Right here, I've given up Poland not again.

(01:14:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Sorry, they weren't at this meeting this time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
They were okay. So Wikoff goes back and forth. It
turns out one of the things that he did while
he was there in Russia, kind of setting this up,
was the Russians gave him a medal to bring back
to the States to give to a family whose son

(01:14:52):
had fought for the Russians in this war. This family
happened to be former deputy director of the CIA. One
of their their son had a like history of mental
health issues. Was like, fuck it, I'm going to Russia
to fight the Ukrainians, went to Russia, joined up in

(01:15:16):
the Russian Army, and died on the battlefield in Ukraine.
Vladimir Putin presented that young man's family with a medal
by way of Steve Witkoff and Donald Trump propaganda, it's
highest level America first, right, So no more likeganis for you, sir. No,

(01:15:46):
I'm just getting started. It's this is You're much funnier
in California. It's the time difference exactly, all right. So
they had they had this meeting on Friday, so is
the day after we were on the air. We made
a few jokes about what was going to happen. But
what did happen is that Trump literally rolled out the

(01:16:07):
red carpet for Vladimir Putin, who came walking down the
red carpet. They arranged a flyover with a B two
and of you know, some fighter jets that on that
first initial looked a little I looked a little sketch.
I was like, why that's a show a pal. That's
the standard Trump handshake where he grabs and pulls and

(01:16:28):
and he does this to everybody. Yeah, it's and it
is a power thing for sure. Putin didn't seem to
like it. It didn't seem to like that. Yeah. Well,
Put's also a pretty short little guy, like people need
to remember that, and so you know, it's pretty easy
to destabilize him if you're a taller, bigger guy. And
you know, Trump is six three, two fifty and runs
a four ten forty or whatever it is. His doctor

(01:16:50):
said it's a defensive lineman. So they had the meeting,
Trump came away saying that they had made progress. And
then one of the things we found out about this
meeting is that the security advanced team that was there
at the hotel in Alaska had printed out all the

(01:17:12):
protocol about where everybody was going to be and the
phone numbers and how to reach all the people and
stupid salent phonetic yeah, well phonetic pronunciation of the various
Russians and the lunch menu and left it sitting on
the printer in the hotel where the American delegation was staying.
And you know, had anybody found that, which several hotel

(01:17:35):
guests did, They now knew exactly where to bomb or whatever.
So great, that was cool. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Style it it's like, and it didn't follow through with
the whole summit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
Well they didn't. Yeah, so apparently the meeting didn't go
that well because they called off the lunch, right, Yeah,
what do we doing when we're calling it and.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
You know, you're come up trying to listen when poorly
when they call off the lunch after it where everybody's
any for everybody out there, if you've ever been in
the type of meetings and there's a lunch included, and
then everybody's like, call off the lunch. Something terribly went
wrong in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Yeah, and and let's be clear what this lunch was,
since we know what it was. There was gonna be
I think there was like a salad or something, and
then lunch was filet and dessert was crembrulet. And you
know from looking at Trump that he was not missing
crem brulet with his fat ass. So obviously something went

(01:18:43):
real bad. But they came out of there saying that
they had made progress. Wikoff went on TV the next
all that weekend telling everybody that the Russians had agreed
to allow the West to give Ukraine security guarantees, which
is crazy, seemed unlikely, but that's what he told everybody.

(01:19:06):
But also like going into the meeting, Trump was like,
we need an immediate ceasefire, and he was like if
the Russians don't play ball, and to add sanctions to them,
and to like India and to everybody else for buying
their shit. When he came out of the meeting, he
was not calling for any ceasfire and he said sanctions
were off the table. Also, Putin told him that mail

(01:19:27):
in voting was bad, and so then he went on
to like a ten minute tirade on his fake Twitter
to decry mail in voting again out of thin air.
Then Zolensky had a meeting with like before that meeting, right,
we covered it that Zelensky in Europe had a meeting
with Trump to remind him who the good guys are

(01:19:49):
and who the bad guys are. Well, obviously the meeting
with Putin went so poorly. Zelensky shows up with all
of Europe, like everybody there. Starmer was there, Ma Krohn
was there, Maloney was there, Stube was there, Merits was there,
Vanderlin was there, the whole everybody of like Western Europe

(01:20:13):
was there. And they came in a pelanx man, all
of them, and Zlensky wore a suit. That was a
big deal. They were like, can you please wear a
suit this time? He found a way to do like
black on black on black on black. So cool, I
guess and h Then they had a meeting and Trump

(01:20:35):
came out of that and told everybody that they had
worked out a deal and that Russia was in agreement,
and that the Europeans and the Americans were creating a
security guarantee situation that was gonna work, and that maybe
there was gonna be peacekeepers from Europe, from NATO, from
you know, France, somewhere on the ground in Ukraine or

(01:20:57):
something like that, whatever left of Ukraine. Right, All of
this sounded weird, right because that seems very unlikely that
the Russians actually would agree to any questions that they
had as well. Too, It's like, well, there'd be American
troops doing this, wasn't clear. Trump said that there was
going to be air support. People said, well what kind
of air support? And it's like, well, we're working it out.

(01:21:19):
It's like, you know, all right, are you are you
going to be enforcing a no fly zone? Are you
willing to put American pilots into combat potentially with Russians
to shoot them down should they violate the airspace? You know,
that's always the question about a no fly zone. Clearly
that wasn't you know, even discussed. Are you talking about
air support like you're just bringing in transport planes to

(01:21:39):
help them resupply? What are we really talking about here? Uh?
But we know now, right. So, just days after the
White House celebrated splashy summits with the leaders of Russia
and Ukraine as foreign policy victories. The Kremlin has signaled
that its position has barely budge, prompting foreign policy experts
to suggest that Washington's insistence that it had made progress

(01:22:02):
was a sign of wishful thinking. Uh. Here's my favorite
bit here. This is a quote from let's see Medey.
This quote is insane. Do you want to read it?
I have to set this up first. Who is he

(01:22:23):
talking about and and what's the sort of basis about Zelenski? Correct? No,
you talk about my chron macron. Excuse me talking about
my cron on this? Yeah? Yes, so he's talking about
Mane and again very says her.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Russian physical on Wednesday spoken against both of the ideas
that were being touted by the United States. Here's the
quote quote the brainless garlic groopster can't let go of
the idea of sending troops to Ukraine. Former President Dmitri
wrote on ye yeah, I started. My Russian is terrible
and an apparent reference to French asident Emmanuel maccrone quote.

(01:23:02):
It has been explicitly stated, no NATO troops is peacekeepers.
Russia won't accept such such a security guarantee. Uh, but
the horspathetic bird continues to crow to prove it's the
king of the coup, Like, yikes, when you're not like
insane insane quote, I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
He you know, sort of is like it's a it's
a bit of a throwback to the to the old school,
you know, like the obviously from this is the soccer perspective,
but like, you know, the the French emblem is the
you know, the the rooster, the chicken. This is their thing.

(01:23:43):
They're the if you look on their jerseys, right, they've
got the blue, the soccer blue, and then they've got
the little little rooster on there and the gallic rooster.
You know, that's that's an old school man. Collin Franz
gall Is is really like some Roman Empire shit right there. Yeah,

(01:24:05):
Medietta calls Macron a bunch of names, and he's like,
this is a fucking joke. Also on Wednesday, Russian Foreign
Minister Sergei Lavrov struck a blow at another major part
of Trump's peace efforts, downplaying expectations for a swift bilateral
meeting with the Ukrainian president. So they're not going to
do that further further blocking prospects for any deal on

(01:24:25):
security guarantees for Ukraine. Also, I just to go back
to the to the med Vieta quote. He put the
word Ukraine in quotes because in the Russian version of
this war, Ukraine doesn't actually exist. Yeah, that's some shit too. Yeah.

(01:24:45):
So basically it turns out Trump is bad at diplomat, diplomacy, diplomating.
I was gonna say he's bad at diplomating. He's bad
at everything. I think you said.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
I think this is a riff though, because it's a
campaign promise. It goes against America first, because he's still
been supplying Ukraine with weapons. He changed that, so that
goes against America first. And he wants to piece the
Nobel Peace Prize and that's like the thing he really

(01:25:23):
wants one of those. It's kind of crazy because Obama
has one. Yeah, so you know this is this is
a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Remember how we talk about this all the time with COVID,
that like Trump has a golden opportunity. He had a
golden opportunity with COVID. If he did the right thing
and got out of the way and let the scientists
run the show, he would have been regarded as a hero,
and people would have re elected him in a landslide.
And you know what, who knows what we would be
right now? Yeah, who knows? Who knows? We might be

(01:25:54):
in a very different place. I'm not sure how I
could even imagine it. But here he had as yet
another golden opportunity. And I hope he's listening, because you know,
this is a chance here Trump could if he wanted
to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. Here he
can say, all right, tough guy, you want to play ball.

(01:26:14):
Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna turn up the
American war machine and we're gonna produce every bullet, every grenade,
every missile that the Ukrainians ask for. We're gonna sell
it to the French, who are gonna give it to
the Ukrainians. We're gonna make a boatload of cash, right,
We're gonna make the NATO countries pay their fair share.

(01:26:36):
We're gonna put America first. We're gonna put Americans back
to work producing ammunition. We're gonna get to call out
all of this old, old tiny stuff about you know,
the arsenal of democracy and America being this great industrial
superpower and we're gonna throw curtains of lead at you,
you Soviet motherfucker. And we're gonna do it all without

(01:26:59):
putting in a American boot on the ground. And we're
gonna support our Ukrainian allies who are gonna steamroll your
ass back to Moscow. And then and Zelensky is gonna
come away from this pleading and begging to kiss my
ass for all of the things and apologizing for the
perfect phone call. He could do all of them. Yeah,

(01:27:20):
if he can get out of his own goddamn way,
or if Putin didn't have the pee tape, and so
he can't do that. But the opportunity is there. It's
it's and I don't think you get a lot of pushback,
quite honestly. You know, you're like, oh, you want to
make American Johnson sell hardware to the to the Ukrainians
to fight the Soviets. Yeah, all right, Democrats are on

(01:27:41):
board with that. I'm good with that shit. Yeah, fucking
shove a cruise missile up Putin's ass, do it. You're
all their tough guy talk, right, They're such fucking babies.
You think you think for a minute, Reagan or hwor
or even w would have let Putin push him around
like this. There's not a chance. Now, there's not a chance.

(01:28:06):
You know, they'da pulled him to the side or got
you know, in that limo ride or whatever. Like. Look,
you can have your meeting, you can get your handshake,
and you can do what you want. But I want
you to remember this the second you get back to Moscow.
You've got a thirty minute timer, or I'm shoving an
ICBM with a sun don't shine, And that would have
been the conversation. Trump says, He's oh, I could end

(01:28:27):
it in twenty four hours under what threat? You such
a fucking pushover? He cheats at golf, for god's sakes,
What is he gonna do about a war? Right? Fucking pussy?
All right, let's get to the real reason this is
going on. We're got to skip this break because we'll
just get to this story. Why is Trump sending troops

(01:28:50):
to occupy Washington, DC? Why is he trying so hard
to get this focus on what he's doing with Putin
and Ukraine? Why is he doing all all of these things?
Why Tez is it one? Jeffrey Epstein, That is correct.

(01:29:11):
Justice Department has agreed to share with Congress documents from
its investigation of sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, a key House
committee chairman, said Monday, in a possible breakthrough on the issue,
what a photo Brian good fighting? Lord? Is he creeping
on Pam Bondi? She's at least five times too old

(01:29:33):
for him. I'm scared for Pam Bondi. Yeah, and he's dead. Also,
she's fifty two. Like he's not interested, okay. So Representative
James Comer of Kentucky, chairman of the House Oversight Committee,
said that department officials told him that they would begin
handing over the Epstein files starting Friday, that's tomorrow, in

(01:29:57):
compliance with the subpoena that the committee issued this month.
So the Dems pulled this like quick oki dog right.
They noticed that there's like a lot of Republicans like, oh,
we want the epscene stuff. And they're like, all right,
let's vote subpoena. And they got most of them to
be like, yeah, subpoena. That shit crazy. While they before
they got their marching orders right, right, and they they

(01:30:20):
they're like, yeah, subpoena. So now they've got the subpoena
and they're enforcing it and they have to, and the
Justice Department has agreed to comply. Now, how they're gonna comply?
I slow walk this. So they're gonna like, you know,
drips and drabs. Is what thirty thousand gigabytes of information
or something like that. I don't know how much that
is in in uh you know, American, but that's a lot,

(01:30:45):
thirty thousand gigabytes. What is it translate that into something
I can understand?

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Tz what thirty thousand gigabytes? Thirtabytes? Like how many gigabytes
is a record?

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Like? Oh? Not even even a long one is going
to be what seven hundred megabytes? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:31:08):
So like let's say a movie like let's say like
The Dark Knight. Uh yeah, let's say that that probably
that might have been two to maybe having like four gigabytes. Okay,
so let's call it five to make easy math.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Five Yeah, okay, So movie is five gigabytes, A long
movie is five gigabytes. And so we've got a six
thousand movies worth of information to get to thirty thousand
gigs right, Right, that's all the movies ever made, right exactly? Okay? Great?

(01:31:55):
And and but also.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
These files are probably not that these are probably text
files for the most part, which are a lot smaller.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
So there's like, it's the vast amount of files is insane. Yeah,
how could they possibly have thirty thousand gigs worth a text?
I mean even an encyclopedia is less than that, right, exactly, yeah, right,
So how how is that even possible?

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
That's what they say, I mean, like thirty yeah, because
thirty thirty thousand gigabytes is what.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
That wouldn't that have to be a lot of It's
got to it. Some of this has to be like
video testimony has to be video interviews and stuff like that,
because video takes up a lot of space. It's a lot, right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
Three hundred terabytes actually, was right? I was right, Yeah,
three terabytes. That would be like a file. That's insane.
That's a lot of files.

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
So three hundred of these? Is that one terabyte? This
is a one terabyte thumb. Yeah, so I need three
hundred of these so roughly Brian's porn collection, got it.
He's like, Brian's a connoisseur, he's an expert professional. Yeah. So.

(01:33:16):
A spokesman for the committee said that the lawmakers plan
to make public redacted versions of the documents that they
receive from the Justice Department. Now keep in mind, this
is all like everybody's on the same side here, So
they might just be saying they're getting this information. They
might just bury it, they might redact all of the things.
Who knows what they're gonna do. But the Epstein story,
unlike Jeff himself won't die and what Christ, it's okay

(01:33:43):
to make fun of him. He's a god forsaken pedophile.
It's uh, it's bad for Trump because it is the
one thing that MAGA can't seem to like reconcile. Marge
can't reconcile it. The heavy MAGA supporters, you know, the
screaming lunatics that stabbed all those cops in the Capitol.

(01:34:07):
They can't get over this. This is a thing for them,
and therefore it's a thing that comes from Yeah, similar
to and in the War twenty four hours campaign promise.
It's not just that it's a campaign promise though, because
you know Trump says a lot of things that are
campaign promis.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
He said, this is a this is the bedrock of
the whole, like q Andon shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
Yeah, this is a core belief for them. So one
of the things that we found out is that Bill
Barr has been deposed and done some testimony here to
House oversight, so we'll see where that goes. Apparently he
did a good job answering all the questions and he
was very cooperative. He was attorney general at the time
that Epstein died in jail. Comber said that that Bar

(01:34:52):
was very transparent. He answered every question. Who knows what
he means by answer you know, I don't remember is
an answer? H uh? Bill Bart is ah, yeah, And
he's also I was gonna say, sleazy shit bag, but
sure skilled is a nice He knows that he knows

(01:35:14):
the law. He knows the law, and he knows who
he's dealing with, and he knows all of the players involved,
and he knows exactly how to say what he wants
to say, what he doesn't want to say. If if
anything gets you know, whenever, like we would find out,
oh Barr said this, that or the other, it's because
he wanted you to know that exactly. He's a very
careful person. I don't know how much information you can

(01:35:36):
get from that, but anyway, that's the reason. So all
this is to say, like we just did an hour
and thirty five minutes of explaining that Trump is running
a distraction against the fact that he participated in child
sex predator lifestyle with Jeffrey Epstein allegedly allegedly legends I

(01:36:01):
don't look it cleared his name.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
In the documents, and I you know, Imnie warned him
of that back in May.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Where there's smokeders fire. I will go with that. But yeah,
we're gonna go heavy on a legend. Right all right,
I'm gonna quietly say allegendly, you don't need to shut
down any sooner than any sooner. Come at me, bro
famous last words. My name is is Tes.

Speaker 12 (01:36:35):
That's on the show, Buddy good Luck. That's right next
to mine chat It's Jim chat whatever. That's a pseudonym.
They don't know my actual name. They can't easily figure
that out by all of the posting of the show everywhere. Okay, uh,

(01:36:59):
do you want to take breaker? You want to just
go on to the next bit, let's steamroll. Okay, this
one is called the Republicans. It's everybody's favorite band.

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
So this is where we're talking about the Jerry Vannery
So Texas, Texas is a is a state. I think
it used to belong to carl and uh, yeah, it's
full of places that should be named Bacla, but instead

(01:37:33):
they have names like uh el Dorado or whatever the
like Gringo version of Spanish is So, Texas is a
mostly Republican state, but it's not an exclusively Republican state,
and they wanted to leverage the fact that they're mostly

(01:37:55):
a Republican to reconfigure the congressional lines to generate more
congressional seats for Republicans. And Trump basically told them to
go do this, and it was an order. Yeah. Now,
let's be clear, Donald Trump has no idea how redistricting works.
Somebody told him that this was a thing he could
ask for, and he was like, yeah, let's do that.

(01:38:16):
So they called down to Governor Abbott, who you know,
rolls over to the phone, picks it up, and he says,
speak up, I can't hear you, and they go no, no,
it's your legs that don't work. And he goes, oh, right, yeah,
never mind, and they say, hey, redraw the lines to
get five more seats for Republicans so that we don't

(01:38:38):
have to always come down to the wire in the
House because you know, all of our policies are unpopular
and we can't win elections based on our ideas. And
Greg Abbott was like, what do you mean you can't
win elections based on your ideas? I don't know what
ideas are. And they said, we know you don't, Greg,
And so then they set about redrawing these lines. Well,

(01:38:59):
the Democrat in the Texas State House, we're like, nah,
we're not doing that, and they fled the state. They
went to other places. They went to Chicago, they went
to Boston, they went to several other places. The Texas
Republicans were like, well, shit, we don't have a quorum.
We can't operate, we can't do any business. They tried
to send the Texas Rangers after them. It turns out

(01:39:20):
they can't cross the border or do anything because you know,
that's how laws work. They tried a few other things,
like dangling chips to see if they would come back
to get them or something like that. That also did
not work. So a few weeks goes by, and in
this time, right other states that are sort of the

(01:39:41):
flip side of Texas where they're mostly blue states but
have some Republican representation, We're like, well, if Texas does
that we're just going to redraw ours to offset them
or maybe make it worse, and there was a bit
of hemmin and hawing, but eventually even Eric Holder, who
has been on this crusade against partisan jerrymandering, was like, yeah, California,

(01:40:05):
redraw your lines man, and Obama came out and was like, California,
do it. Do it. So once California was like all right,
we're gonna do this, the Texas Democrats are like, okay,
we can go home now. So they went home and
Texas did very many Texas things. Number One, they were like,

(01:40:28):
we're going to vote on this, and they're like, we know.
And then they're like number two, Democrats, we don't trust you.
You can't go home from the state House unless you
have a state patrol officers with you to keep you,
you know, coming back to work at all times. Well,

(01:40:49):
a few of the uh Texas Democrats, and specifically black ones,
were like, nah, I really don't don't want that. One
of them are presentative. Collier was like, I'm not signing
up for having the cops like escort me around, and
so they're like, oh, well you won't do that. We're
gonna lock you up in the state House and you're

(01:41:10):
not gonna leave until you do your job. And then
people were like, hey, wait a minute, locking up black
people to make them work is a thing that we
had a war about, and Texas is like, yeah, well
it depends whose history books are you. And Texas was like,
shut up, we burned those books. And they're like, not
mean you didn't or whatever. So then they're like, oh, okay,

(01:41:35):
well she wanted to stay there, and she was like,
I didn't want to stay here. I just didn't want
to sign your stupid permission slip to your stupid cops
to filew me around stupid places. So then somebody called
in a shooting threat to the state capitol, so they're
gonna shoot everybody there. And then the Texas Safety Authorities

(01:41:56):
was like, oh shit, we better get out of here,
and so they let her out and then they all
came back to work and they voted to redistrict Texas
and all of that all right. California's like, all right,
I'll see your dumb shit and raise you two more.
So they voted today, passed it today to put five
more seats in California. That's going to require a ballot initiative,

(01:42:18):
the ballot initiative, we get voted on this November before
the twenty twenty sixth election. So this may be a wash.
It may turn out that other states like Illinois can
squeeze a few more Democratic seats out of their redistricting
New York. New York's got a tougher spot because they
do have an independent commission. But you should know there's

(01:42:43):
a I think Cook Political Report has this, but there's
a few others that'll show you, like what fair representation
looks like and what the actual state representation looks like.
And if you look in red states, it's like way off, okay,
what the fair representation is and what the actual representation
is for Republicans is like twice as much as they

(01:43:06):
should have. It's it's just absolutely nuts. If you look
at the blue states, it's pretty close to down the middle,
but it's it leans blue. But notably, New York is backwards,
so New York should be bluer than it is. But

(01:43:26):
because they're so interested in trying to have the appearance
of fairness, they have given more seats to Republicans than
the actual population should be. So they could reconfigure, but
they do have this independent commission that does this line drawing,
and it's part of their constitution. So they would have

(01:43:47):
to do a lot to get to there, but they
could do it. They could. They need to want to
do it, but they could. They could do that. And yeah,
so that's a thing. Virginia. We mentioned this before, but
Virginia's coming up. We have an election this is off
off year with the Democrat uh Abiel Spanberger is way
ahead of Winston Sears in the race. So we could

(01:44:13):
see Virginia, which already has blue uh General Assembly and senate,
state Senate, could have a blue governor and you know,
there could be some emergency redistricting here, so those those
could be things we could move these lines.

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
I like California's method for this because in there, like
number one, it goes to the people to vote on this.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
Yeah, that's how it should happen.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
But I do like that the maps if it is
change and that this is always hingine upon another state
changing its maps. It's awesome, which I thought because because
that goes back to my whole thing about like how
do you push this? But then it actually have a
law that brings you back to like zero and even
in this they say it runs twenty twenty six, twenty eight,

(01:45:06):
and twenty thirty, and then the independent redistricing panel would
resume drawing the lines. And I think it has to
be that. It can't be just a blanket, because that's
what we get into this tricky like where we look
up and like maybe we're the ones too or now
just like dictating power, Well.

Speaker 1 (01:45:25):
It has a mutually assured destruction aspect to it, right
that it triggers if Texas does the thing. Well, Texas
has already done the thing, So so go do you go?
If those lives? Yeah? But uh yeah, like Holder said,
like you've said, like I said, you know, we wish
it wasn't this. Yeah, No one wants this. No, this

(01:45:46):
is not This is not good for small democracy.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Have you ten years used since? And there should be
an independent body that draws the lines after non part
of it. It's not that, but that's what it should be.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
The other thing that I'm curious to see what happens
in Texas is do we get a court challenge to
the to the new lines because to stop just to
well not even just to stop it, but because in
this country and specifically in places like Texas, it's impossible
to separate race from partisanship. You can't do it the

(01:46:18):
way I mean they made it this way. They made
it this way because the Republican parties explicitly white supremacist.
So if you have these districts that are heavily Latino
or heavily Black and Latino being broken up, you can
make the case that this is, you know, this is

(01:46:40):
where the voting rights act in the way that they've dotted.
That really kind of matters because previously, even if the
stated intention was partisan and not racial, if the outcome
was denying people of this particular group, you know, access
or fair representation. If the outcome was racist, then the

(01:47:05):
law was you know, then the lines had to be redrawn.
Now it's not that right now it has to be like,
you can't expressly draw them for racial reasons, you can't
expressly draw them for partisan reasons. But we did see
a little bit of a movement on this, like in
Louisiana and in Alabama where they there the threat was

(01:47:28):
that they were going to kind of draw these black
districts out, and the courts were like, no, even if
you're doing it for partisan reasons, The net result is racist,
and so you know, we're gonna find you at fault
and they basically undid it. So I do I am
curious to see and I think it's it's a possibility

(01:47:51):
that we're going to see a court challenge on this,
and you know what what that it's like, I don't know,
but and the result of that, right, maybe it stays it,
Maybe it tells them they got it. They you know,
just buys one cycle. I don't know. I really don't know,
but I think it is it's a thing to be

(01:48:13):
paying attention to. All right, let's play a video. I
don't know if Brian can can cueue this up. This
is not you an ambassador, at least Stephanic, who was
supposed to be Trump's you an ambassador. But then they
needed her vote in the House, and so they made
her stay there because in the Republican world, a women's

(01:48:34):
places in the House, and so they kept her in
New York and she's you know, they're on recess right now.
So she went back to her district to have a
little town hall here. And we'll go ahead and play
this and see see how it went for her. Where
she is taking the podium to the dress for adoring fans,

(01:49:05):
and here they are booing her relentlessly for that time introduction,
and here's somebody shishing them like they are a bunch
of fucking kids.

Speaker 2 (01:49:22):
Uh, you know, to.

Speaker 1 (01:49:24):
Be here, she's trying the great cheam Zer alone. She's trying,
God bless her.

Speaker 9 (01:49:35):
You know, I'm going to turn this back to Umar and.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
There she goes.

Speaker 3 (01:49:47):
Yep, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
She literally got booed off stage.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
It's been cheered when she said been okay, it's it's
not a figure of speech.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
She got booed off stage. And that's funny. I don't
know what else to say. That's just funny. That gave
me joy. I like to see that. Okay, you ready
for DHS blaming DHS. This is incredible, all right. This
involves the great state of Maine and a young man

(01:50:18):
named Jean Luke Evans who is originally from Jamaica. Nice
young man there. He decided he was you know, he
was here in the United States. He's legal to be here.
He has papers. He was like, you know what, I
feel called to help my community. I'm gonna go join

(01:50:39):
the police force in Old Orchard Beach, which is a
great name of a town, and you know, so he's
like serving there on the police department doing cop things.
I don't know, like what crime there is in Old
Orchard Beach, Maine. Can only imagine it's mostly involving lobsters

(01:51:04):
fighting each other or something. I can't imagine what is
what is crime? In mean, there's like four people in
me right, Okay, well now three Because Ice basically threatened
this dude and made himself deport he had to go
home to Jamaica, and so the police department was like,

(01:51:25):
hey man, we need that guy. Like, we've only got
a handful of officers and you just took one of them,
like what kids? And DNHS was like, well, he's an
illegal alien and and they're like, no, he's not. He
has he has papers. And they're like, oh yeah, where

(01:51:45):
did you find that?

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
And they go e Verify, which is which again for
folks who don't know before we're at where we're at now.
Everify was set up to do this, right, Like, the
whole idea behind Everify was for employers to have a
centralized system where they could verify people's uh legal status

(01:52:10):
to work in the United States. And to my knowledge,
the department who runs that is the Department of Homeland Security.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
Correct, That is correct? So I mean I have to
do a lot of hiring at my job. I'm sure
you have to do a fair amount of that very
first day. The first thing you do is the I nine. Yeah,
the first thing, and and people come in for their
iines and and there's like a list of documents that
are acceptable. You know, you can you can have the

(01:52:40):
just your passport or your birth certificate that that's like
the one and done. Or you can have like your
driver's license and Social Security card or real ID now
with real ID, which you know would already verify your
citizenship theoretically. There's also like another there's a whole list
of like, you know, acceptable thing including work visas and

(01:53:01):
you know, green cards and all that other kind of stuff.
So when you do that hiring. Eve Verified was set
up during the Bush administration. It was set up when
the first panic about illegal immigrants was going on, and
because people were like, well, these people are coming to
work and and everybody's like, well, yeah, we know that,

(01:53:22):
and they're like, well, then blame the employers. They're like, well,
we don't really want to do that, or like well,
then make them at least accountable for when people get hired.
They're like, okay, we'll do that, and they created you verify.
So evans arrest touched off a dispute between Old Old
Orchard Beach officials and Ice. Police Chief Alice Shard has

(01:53:43):
said that the department was notified by federal authorities at
Evans was legally permitted to work in the country, and
that the town submitted information via the Department of Homeland
Securities E Verified program prior to his employment. Do you
want to read this amazing quote? Is this the town?
It's the bolded out Oh? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
Is this The Secretary of Homeland Security, Tritian McLaughlin then
accused the town of quote reckless reliance end quote on
the Department's E verified program.

Speaker 1 (01:54:15):
What does that mean? What does that mean? What am
I supposed to rely on? I don't know what else
could you possibly use? The police chief was like, the
town reiterated its ongoing commitment to meeting all state and
federal laws regarding employment. They're the fucking cops, of course
they are. We will continue to rely on the E

(01:54:36):
Unemployment Eligibility Verification for many verified database to confirm employment
eligibility of course they will. What else could they use?
There is no alternative system. Reckless reliance insane. She's blaming
her own agency.

Speaker 2 (01:54:52):
Maybe she isn't, maybe she's unaware of everifying.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
I don't know this lady's name. Key coming up though,
And and she is a real something. Reckless reliance insane. Me.

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
Yeah, of course I'm recklessly relying on Yeah, me too.
When I hire people, I'm recklessly reliant on e very fire.
The system has been putting placed.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
What okay, Brian, I don't know if you have the
ability to like pull up an image of this lady.
But oh okay, now I understand why she says things
like that, Uh what a dummy? Just yeah, okay, you're
ready for some other news. These are two stories that

(01:55:45):
I think highlight important issues important to us. These are
these are very inside chipchat stories. Yeah, okay. One involves
your favorite thing, the metro metro. I've been using a
metro out here. They have a metro in La Well,

(01:56:06):
I'm I've been using have a train. I assume that
I've been told this has been built. It's only been
like fifteen years old.

Speaker 2 (01:56:11):
But there's a train that goes from like Santa Monica,
into like downtown LA. I'm only going into Culver City.
So it's a nice, nice little drive, nice little ride.
Fifteen twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
Is it above ground or underground? Above ground? Okay, yeah,
because they can't go underground of the earthquakes. Yeah, but
I think there is an underground one downtown. Yeah, I
thought so. I don't know that I'd ride the LA Subway. Yeah.
Underground is yeah, above ground, underground. It's a little tricky.

(01:56:43):
I'm with you on that. Yeah, riding stuff underground in
an earthquake zone, all right. Anyway, so metro our Metro
is inviting the public to help the future shape the
future of its new eight thousand series train. So I
guess they weren't. Yeah, we're at the seven thousands. The
broken trains, Yeah, well they were.

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
They weren't broken at first until we figured out they
were broken.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Well, right, but it wasn't that. Those are the ones
that your daughter called the broken trains, right, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:57:11):
It was like yeah, and they you would drive and
they were so many of them sitting in the Rhode
Island Avenue train lot that it was just like it
was so many. When the sun hit them, it was
like a blinding when you were coming off of Rhode
Island into New or Galley Debt. It was like, oh,
this is these trains don't work, but they work now.
They work now they fixed them. They had to replace

(01:57:32):
all the wheels that were the wrong gauge apparently busted
as axles.

Speaker 1 (01:57:36):
Yep. So Metro is like, hey, we're gonna let the
public vote on these new designs. So Brian had them
up there for a second. But let's see what these
look like. So there's option one, Option two, and Option three.
They don't look very different, no matter I can. I

(01:57:58):
can tell the difference between option one and the other two,
but I cannot tell the difference really between option Oh,
I guess how bright the M is?

Speaker 2 (01:58:07):
Give me the great M. I don't like the M
the bright one. Yeah, I don't like I don't like
the M in general, but it just.

Speaker 1 (01:58:16):
This is old school me. But like I don't like
the blocky M. I liked it when it had rounded corners.

Speaker 2 (01:58:22):
Yeah, I'm with you on that too. That the old school.
If you're gonna do this, though, blend it in. It
doesn't need to be just pronounced in the first two
of it is. I'm looking at it on the website though, So.

Speaker 1 (01:58:31):
I'm not even sure I really want like vinyl wraps
on my trains. I know that's not what they are,
but like you know what I mean, it looks kind
of genzy.

Speaker 2 (01:58:43):
No, yeah, I mean I want I want the axles
to work. Yeah, go back to automated service. Well that
everywhere everywhere, No, only red Line.

Speaker 6 (01:58:53):
Just don't you, I mean you don't want to have
like you know in Japan, you know something, variations of
their trains have very different type of patterns and pictures
on there, I mean.

Speaker 9 (01:59:08):
Which makes them look cool.

Speaker 6 (01:59:09):
I mean you kind of do see them on occasion
if you're lucky to see them. They do have like
sort of like some form of promotional.

Speaker 1 (01:59:17):
Yeah, they sell you can write, if you're pay enough money,
you can you can vinyl wrap it. Yeah, like there's
the caps train everything.

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
The best advertisement that went through the Metro was at
the time between I think you would go between Metro
Center and Gallery Place and they had ads in the
tunnel as like.

Speaker 1 (01:59:36):
Like remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
To me, that was the best ads that I think
they've done because it's like, oh, you're in the dark
tunnel and then like god forbid. I think it was
a target ad at the time, although you know at
the time it was different times back then. But yeah,
I'm just saying like that was the best ad for me.
I'm good with the trains. They can be playing, like,
make sure the fucking ac works. Make sure there's no carpet,

(02:00:00):
you know, make sure you did it's it's laid out
in the way that people can stand up and sit
and that.

Speaker 1 (02:00:05):
Yeah, transport to people efficiently, that's all we need. Yeah,
if I got to pick between these three, I'm going
with the middle option because it looks the most like
Metro we you know, like the no with the gray
M gray.

Speaker 2 (02:00:19):
Am right, Yeah, yeah, because yeah, it's the middle option
on you. I'm looking on the website on their their side,
but yeah, no, no, you're right.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
Yeah, the uh, the gray the gray M with the
brown trim is is good. I don't like just the
brown M. That doesn't look.

Speaker 2 (02:00:33):
No, no, you can get I would take the white
M before that one, which sounds crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Yeah, I don't think we need any more whites on
the Metro. I think that's already enough of a problem.

Speaker 2 (02:00:47):
Brian would say that's the only ones to pay.

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
You know, Brian's the one who's behind all these youth
curfews and all this other stuff. He was the one
that caught out the guard. He's like as kids, groups
of Mayer apparently, groups of eight youth is fine after
eleven o'clock, but it's that ninth one that's like, that's it.
That's a gang eight kids, No problem, nine big problem.

(02:01:15):
Uh Yeah, I'm with you, Like, make sure they work,
and and if you want to, you want to, like
let people pay to vinyl wrap the trains, cool, that's fine. Yeah.
And and also like it's cool when it's you know,
when the Caps were on their run, you know that
they had the Caps trains, Like that's cool, that's that's great. Yeah, yeah,

(02:01:38):
opening day, Right, if you want to have Nats trains
that ran on the green line, like that makes sense.
Do that. Don't do any of this other dumb stuff. Yeah.
I like the old school Metro. I'm just you know,
I like the orange and yellow and brown like that
was that was a cool thing. Not man, I mean

(02:01:59):
I mean chance to change. Yeah, Okay, moving on to
another thing that is very very very very inside chipchat.
I don't know how many people know this about about me,
but in my real life, I'm an HVAC professional. That
is my actual job that I care very much about.
I love refrigeration and I love air conditioning. Part of

(02:02:23):
the reason I love air conditioning is because I'm a
Jewish kid who lives in Washington, d C. And my
hair does not survive in this climate in the summer,
so I need dehumidification. That is like a big deal
to me. And I don't like the heat. It's kind
of sticky and nasty and it's gross, right, So I
was like, well, I'm gonna learn everything about this so

(02:02:43):
I can make this like my life turns out. If
you're the guy who fixes the air conditioning, you're out
in the heat all the time and work backwards. For me,
I guess, but you know, my ace is always going
to work, so that's pretty good. Another thing that people
might not know about me, although if they listen to
this show, they knew. I like making fun of the French.

(02:03:06):
They're not They're not good. I don't like them. They
smell funny, and you know they lose a lot of
wars and they're pretentious assholes. You want to see how
they're the most pretentious assholes that smell funny. Let's go
air conditioning. France has almost no air conditioning. Apparently Europe

(02:03:27):
in general doesn't have air conditioning because they haven't needed it.
But now because of the hoax, it gets really fucking
hot there all the time. Now, other countries like say
Spain or Italy or Germany, they're all like, all right,
well it's getting hot, we better like install some air conditioning. France, though,

(02:03:51):
France is like, that is unFrench to have air conditioning.
We we are not bothered. That's so American, you know,
or whatever. They're very like condescending to us about in
our air conditioning. So I can't believe I'm about to
say this. I'm gonna read this quote from the NPR
story and I'm okay, air conditioning saves lives. Far right

(02:04:18):
party leader Marine Lapenn told French TV in the midst
of a hundred degree heat wave. Yeah, she therefore found
it quote totally absurd that the majority of hospitals and
schools still don't have it. Me too, Yeah, I agree
with miss Lapen. That's a first first time on the show. Yeah,

(02:04:43):
I can't believe I'm saying this. Eighteen hundred schools had
to close during the heat wave. According to the government
said La Penn if elected one day, she would install
ac units across the country. And then France's ecologist party.
I can't believe they have an ecologist party. I wish

(02:05:04):
we had an e collogist party. They were like no, no, no,
and they were like, no, we can't have air condition
I'm not going to do a French accent. They're like, no,
we can't have air conditioning. And and you know, maybe
somebody I don't know who was like but why and
they're like, because it wastes energy. And then somebody else
was like also maybe me, was like all your energy

(02:05:28):
comes from nuclear Like you're not, it's not going to
change the carbon footprint at all. You're just gonna use
some of it to do air conditioning. Do you understand
how air conditioning works? And they're like no, we don't
understand how air condition works. We're free have it. Yeah,
And it's like, well, it just moves the heat from
inside the house to the outside of the house. And
they're like, we hate that. So the reporter went and

(02:05:52):
like interviewed a bunch of people around there and they
don't they don't like it. They would rather want to sweat.
They're just out there. That's why they smell bad.

Speaker 2 (02:06:02):
The real problem is, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:05):
The ecologist party was like, oh, we need better insulation, Like, dude, insulation.
If it's one hundred degrees outside, I don't care how
insulated your house is. It's getting hot. It's a hundred trees.
The house buildings build a heap, and if you insulate
them too well, they don't get rid of it either.
They're like, oh, well, open a window. It's fucking one

(02:06:26):
hundred outside. You're just putting you more hot air. Dumbass.
A recent opinion poll found that only about half of
the French public think that all public spaces should be
air conditioning, and only a quarter of French households have
ac a quarter. What that's why they're always angry and

(02:06:47):
having revolution right here in Paris. Apparently eight out of
the ten hottest summers on record have been in the
last decade. Still, on this ninety degree afternoon, Parisian stretched
out along the sand, seemingly unbothered. Like this seventy three
year old guy that they interviewed, He's like, Ah, it
just wastes a lot of energy. Why can't people just

(02:07:07):
like open a window? What the British are completely like
the British hate. I was in England and it might
have been like eighty three degrees and I could see
people dying and I'm like, well, it's not even bad. Yeah, Like,
but at.

Speaker 2 (02:07:19):
One hundred AC, I'm I'm super team AC. Like listen, guys,
that's the AC blower in the background right now, it's on,
and it's I grew up in a house with no
central air.

Speaker 13 (02:07:35):
And I always told, like I said, I will always
make enough money to have a washer and dryer, and
accuse are the two things that two things non negotiable
for me. I'm not walking to a laundromat and I'm
not fucking sweating in the humid ass summer of DC.

Speaker 1 (02:07:53):
I can't. It is it's obvious that air condissing saves
lives because when it's fucking hot outside, what does the
city do? They open cooling centers. They they'll park a
bus on a street corner to allow people to come
in there to get cool because otherwise people die from heatstroke. Yeah,

(02:08:15):
I mean, I'm all for the French star winning themselves
out of existence. I don't like them, shut up, I know, okay,
but and like and they already smell bad enough. They
don't need to be sweating. Why why French people, why
I don't I don't get it. Have you tried it?

(02:08:37):
Have they experienced? Maybe they're just there's no way you
can you love it?

Speaker 5 (02:08:43):
You.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
Yeah, It's like vegans who have never had bacon, and
then you're like, just try it a little bit, and
then they haven't. They're like, oh shit, yeah, I've fucked up,
and then they become carnivores because like, all right, hear
that music, which means come to the end of the show.
Hold on, hold on, I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:09:04):
The Wuhan cover up and the terrifying bio Weapons Arms
Race Robert F.

Speaker 1 (02:09:09):
Kennedy Jr. Oh god, he has one there. They published
one of his books.

Speaker 2 (02:09:16):
Oh it's another one, The Real Anthony Fauci, Bill Gates,
Big Farmer and the Global War of Democracy and Public
Out Robert F.

Speaker 1 (02:09:24):
Kennedy Jr.

Speaker 2 (02:09:26):
No way, hold on, I got one more, The Real
Trials of the Truth of the Truth Warrior. This is
by Dick Russell.

Speaker 1 (02:09:37):
I don't care what he does. I don't need is
Dick rustling around. All right, you hear that music, which
means we come to the end of the show, we
want to say thanks to our radio partners AFP, Deutsche
Vella Radio and Radio for Europe. Maybe thanks to n
OTN for keeping us on for another week. This week,

(02:09:58):
you can catch the first rebroadcasts of the show on
RIP Radio. If you want to listen, go to live
Go to Live and now dot com. That's that's the
address where RIP radio lives. Now. Don't go to rip
radio dot com. That doesn't get you there. Uh, don't
go to rip Radio network dot com. It doesn't get
you there. Go to livennow dot com or you can

(02:10:21):
check out their Facebook page or any of that kind
of good stuff. So livennow dot com to listen and watch,
and you can even do a video react as you're watching,
So if you want to watch. If you if you
heard us tonight and didn't call in, that's shame on you.
But if you want wanted to call it, you can
like video call in to the rebroadcast and people will

(02:10:43):
get to see your comments, which is cool. We want
to also say thank you to our favorite clinic, Menostart
dot com, Meno dash Start dot com. The dash is
for hot flash, and thanks to our home on the interwebs,
coplaymedia dot com. And thanks as always to our family
here at Belery Radio for making us sound as smooth

(02:11:05):
as Gavin Newsom's mean game. Since you're out there in
calid insane, it's pretty hilarious, all right, Where can everybody
get you on the socials there tz.

Speaker 2 (02:11:15):
You can find me at VPPT on all right, and.

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
You can find me and the show on the Twitter
at Chipchat r R. That's still our old ripped radio
r R. If you're interested in that. You can find
us on Facebook or Instagram at ripped chip Chat our
I p p E d ripped tip Chat because again
our old home. Now that we're back, we're very excited
to say that, and you can find us. You can

(02:11:41):
find me on Blue Sky yelling about soccer, which gave
a fucking penalty for Tarkowski trying to avoid the ball bullshit. Yeah,
you can find me yelling about soccer on Blue Sky
at chef Chip and you know you can watch tes
make cryptic comments about baseball or whatever he does.

Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
Over there camp. We're almost done, everybody, almost We're almost done.

Speaker 1 (02:12:06):
We have a soccer now, a lot of time to
make cryptocontias. I will continuously movies directly off yep. And
you can of course find us every Thursday night, except
not next Thursday night because we're off that week. But
you can find us most Thursday nights here on Belweit
Radio at nine thirty. I'm Chip. That's a very happy

(02:12:26):
West Coast. As Ryan somewhere in the background, you've been
listening to Chip Chat on Beltweit Radio, and beyond your
earlier show, we've been in years, street.

Speaker 14 (02:12:36):
Calls, words, how can we stay late when our guest
is Zilly Bird?

Speaker 1 (02:12:42):
And conclusion the messages to go by.

Speaker 14 (02:12:44):
We serve folks, whether that's our music or if you
just tell jokes. Seeks medicis hope you will eradicate your fears.

Speaker 1 (02:12:50):
Thanks, he's sticking with us through all these years.

Speaker 2 (02:13:01):
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