August 31, 2025 • 27 mins
Fibber and Molly were actually Jim and Marian Jordan, a married couple and comedy legends. This episode aired on October 14, 1947, on the NBC Radio Network.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hutchonriver Radio dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Your Dad Likes Us.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Johnson Wax Program with Fiver McGhee and Mollie the
makers of Johnson's Wax products for Home and Industry present
Fiver McGee and Malley with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon, Arthur Q.
Bryan and me Harnold Wilcox. The script is by Don
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Quinn and Phil Leslie. Music by The Kingsmen and Billy
Mills Orchestra. Maybe you noticed in Time magazine this week
that Johnson's Wax is in the news again. Down at
the Texas State Fair in Dallas, a young four h
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clubber was putting the finishing touches on his Herford steer
before parading him in the show ring. As a final thought,
he brought out a can of you guessed it, Johnson's
wax and set to work polishing the steer's horns. Well,
now you probably don't have steer horns you want to polish,
but the point is a smooth, protective coat of Johnson's
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wax also works miracles on a hundred different things in
your home, furniture and woodwork, radios, venetian blinds, leather goods,
and picture frames to mention. Just a few accessories shine
with beauty when polished with Johnson's wax. They're so easy
to keep clean and bright. Try this wonderful wax method
of housekeeping yourself Johnson's wax taste or liquid to bring
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out the beauty of the home.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Look on the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Right side, chine up the right side, bring out the
beauty all.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Maybe statesmen and politicians would listen more to the voice
of the people. Smart people spoke up and the dumb
people weren't so noisy. For instance, listen to an average
citizen popping off as we joined Fibber, McGhee and Mally.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And another thing, if they'm so called experts at the
United Nations conference took my advice, I'd clean up their
troubles in two minutes flat. But no, they don't even
answer my letters. Is that gratitude? Is that courtesy?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What is your plans?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
To be tired?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Just send all the interpreters home, that's all. And then
then when them delegates started calling each other names, nobody
to understand what they were saying. Take it from one
who knows kiddle, there's nothing more discouraging than losing an
argument with yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, I think you may have something there McGee. But
maybe if you gargle and takes some asp and it'll
go away.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Don't sell me short, baby. It's a terrific idea. If
they can't argue with each other, they they they'd got
to agree. That's simple, ain't it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, there's just one thing.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
How would you keep them from.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Shaking their head turn out the lights?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well you send them another letter. There, you send it
registered mail. H. In the meantime, I've gotta go upstairs.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
And sort the lawn.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, toutsy ah, There goes a good kid. Steady is
a rock and solid as a boogie beat. Half the
world in a turmoil. And what does she do? She
sorts the laundry, I George, if everybody was like her,
there'd be more clean shirts and less dirty linen. And
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maybe that's a special delivery from lake success. Come in
carrying here. Pah, Hello there, teeny do what do I
hold the doctful plate?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Hey, hey?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
What you got there?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Well it's a kitty chre.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Oh isn't he cute? Mm?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
I've always gone a little kitty cap up. My mama says,
cats carried gems, But this one isn't carrying any because
I held him over the garbage can and chuck him
my badget.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well, what's a few germs between friends anyway? Personally, I
think it's a wonderful thing for children to have pets.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Well, so there's my mama too, But she says, the
trouble is when the pets start having children.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, he sounds like he's hungry.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Oh, he can't be hungry.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I bet you.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I gave him a saucer, a root be and two
chocolate marshmallows and half my bubble gum.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
He did, he? Yes, he was so hum I says,
you did?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
They did?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
What gave him all that stuff to eat? What suff
a saucer? Root here, two chocolate marshmallows and half your
bubble gum?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well you forgot the Dell pick off.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
I gave him. That's the very first thing.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I'm sorry. I'll remember that in the future.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I'm not gonna give him anymore in the future. It
made him sick. Oh, don't cry, Raymond, I won't give
you any more.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Set Raymond Day. That's a cute name for a cat,
says I.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
I don't like it. Mm I think Raymond is a
bom name for a cat a beat.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well, then why call him Raymond?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
I have to that's his name.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh who named him?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I did?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Well, if you don't like the name Raymond for a cat,
why did you name him Raymond?
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I named him before I found out he wasn't that
kind of a cat.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I had a.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Wonderful cat once when I was a kid, sis, big
striper fella. He was a bird cat.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
He was a hum.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
He was a bird cat all. He took him with
me when I went hunting, better than any bird dog
I ever owned. I called him son, a s u
en son.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Oh see any kind of he was so bright? I
at you no.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
On the con of every night he disappear and wouldn't
come back till morning. Well, sir, I'll ever forget one day.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Now, Quiet quiet Raymond. I don't wanna hear it either,
but we gotta be polite.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well, sir, I'll never forget one day. I was out
after some quake.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Wait too, scatty brotherre in the navy, and he said, please, okay,
quiet Raymond.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well, sir, this bird catamine was sneaking on a head,
sliding silently through the brush like a little cloud of
gray smoke.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Uh, uh.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Suddenly he disappears. I wait, and then I feels a
tug at my pants leg and there was son. He
looks up at me and jerks his head toward a
little patch of woods. I takes the safety off my shotgun.
The cat shakes his head. I was puzzled.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
See me too, I bet you.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
In Raymond, Well, sir, the brainy little beast leads me
to a little cat in the clearing. There was a
bench outside the door, and on the bench was an almanac.
The cat jumps up onto the bench, wets his paw
with his tongue, and starts turning the pages. Comes to
a calendar and looks up at me. I looks at
the page, and then I seen it?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Seen what not seen?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Teeny saw? Oh? I saw what the cat meant. The
quail season didn't open till the next day. That cat
had saved me a ten buck fine and maybe a
weaken the pokey oh boy.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Well, whatever became of him, missed you, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
He ran away sis and I never saw him again,
unless hmmm, unless what well. A few years later I
passed a woman on the street wearing a funny looking
stripe at per cokeuse kind of flung across her shoulders,
and as I went past, one of the sleeves waved
at me. That may have been just a coincidence.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Hey, you think my kitty'll ever be that smike mate around.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
It says, But let me have a look at him.
I've been a judge with more cat shows than the
chairwoman of a sewing circle.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Okay, here, Raymond, let mister McGee look at you.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I'll take it easily, alright.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
He ran off the.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Raymond care Raymond, come on out, Raymond.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Sis?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Where'd he go?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
He went under the point.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Sure he saw your pall. He was the only.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Kitty I ever had, except mind it and he's a dog.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
No, no, no, no, take it easy, he says. I'll
get Raymond out of there if I have to tear
the hose down.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Oh my poor little kitty, poor little Raymond.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Wheezys.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Please, what.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
If I on the head.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Something to take my mind off of it, like or
maybe fifty cent y.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Something, or for the love of pete, here's fifty cents.
I'll pipe down. I'll get Raymond back for you. Raman
absolutely okay.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Then I'll go down to Creamer's drugst and get a
couple of banana split mm. Most women, when they get trouble,
they go out and buy a hat. I buy a
banana splits.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Hey wait a minute, hey, keen.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You, why that's little?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh well, never break a promise to a child. Here,
Raymond here, Raymond night, Kitty here, kitty kitty, kitty, kitty
dog garnet, h I mean cat garnet. I better wouldn't
get my flass. All right, there's where he ran under
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the porch. Molly, yeah, yeah, you stand here, and when
I flush him out, you grab you better put some
gloves on. He scratches like a nineteen twenty three record
of Aisham Jones.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well all right, but n oh, wait a minute, deary,
here comes that nice mister Williams, the weather man.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh, we'll never get any placed talking to him. He
skirts a subject like Hattie Carnegie with a styly stout.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
That guy so hish Steerson.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Hello there, mister Williams.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Uh, mister and missus McGee. Good afternoon in a way.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Hi Williams. How's everything in the weather bureau? Cloudy Tuesday
followed by Wednesday and Thursday.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Uh? Unsettled rather uh, we have information of a cold
front moving in from the Pacific, which, if it meets
high temperatures over the Midwest, might result in almost anything.
I would say unofficially that conditions are general all, although
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they might change for the better or worse. It's difficult
to save.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yes, y, it seems to be.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
By the way, Williams. What's your first name? In case
I wanna send the weather Bureau of postcard? I find
the government gives better service if you pester him a little.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
My name is f Ogden Williams.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
F Ogden Williams. What's the f armist? Williams?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That was left indefinite, missus McGee. My parents just named
me f Ogden. I was to choose my own first
name when I came of age. But I've been unable
to reach you a definite conclusion.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That I can believe. F Ogden Williams. Eh, you know something, Foggy.
You kind of remind me of my brother. He was
a stocking salesman, but he was too bad for the work,
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couldn't stand getting himself out on a limb.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I see, I think, yes, yes, I'm sure I do well.
I'm sure you must be busy. At least you seem
to be making preparation for something naturally, I wouldn't know
for sure. Well, good day, probably.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Mark my words, love both. That guy is going to
be an important man in the government one of these days,
do you think so, deary, Yes, sir. Any guy that
can avoid taking a stand on anything like he does
is going right to the top. Well, this isn't getting
that cat out of there?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, Here, Raymond, here, kitt kitty kitty.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well he's under the porch, all right, but maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Not all what goes on here?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
And can you use another player?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Why? Hello, doctor Gamble, there's a cat under the porch
and himself here's going.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
In after ya. And never mind giving me some expert
advice to either Tommy Thumper. Yeah, I took more cats
out from under more porches than you took appendixes out
of people with simple indigestion.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Well you know why.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
He promised the little girl across the street he'd rescue
her cat, and he's.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Going to do it. Doctor.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I never break a promise to a child, Doc. Anybody
that makes a promise to a child in the first
place as a pad head. But I did it, and
I gotta make good. You still under there, Raymond? Are
you sure his name is Raymond? Sounds like an old
girlfriend of mine, all was hungry and always complaining the
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dog gonet. You'd be pretty miserable too, if you were
hiding in the dark under a strange porch, scared to
death and with a busted leg.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
McGhee, a broken leg?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Why you didn't tell me that poor little thing? How terrible?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Well, don't stand there like a goop, your sadistic little brute.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Why didn't you tell me we.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Can't let that kit and suffer?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Here?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Hold my medicine kit. If I get under the porch,
you hand it to me. No, no, Doc, this is
my job. Let me do it on side. McGee. I've
never doctored a cat before, but it'll be nice having
a patient and won't try to tell me my business.
I sure appreciate this out of my way, gabby. Now
let me see. I better go in feet first in
case there's no room.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
To turn around.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh my goodness, he'll ruin that suit.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
He can't hurt that suit. He sent it to the
Greek relief three times and they always send it back.
How you doing, doc, I'm all right?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Hand me that flash?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Life does Doc is a peritonium in Yeah, but who's here?
You are?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Doctor?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Do you see the cat in there?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Well, I'm getting close to him. He just walked across
my back. Well, good should that's a pretty long walk
for a small kitten.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Doc.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Can't you grab him? He's quiet him in and let me
look around under here?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Oh isn't this terrible? Has that poor little thing really
a broken leg?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Nah?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I never said it had a broken leg. I just
said the Doc would be miserable too if he was
under a strange porch with a broken leg. You know,
Doc always jump into conclusion.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Whife every McGee, you just said that's.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So he's a hello? Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh? Hi, Junior, there's a cat under the port and
we're trying to get him out.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Mister Wilcox, Hey, have you got any more batteries for
this flashlight?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
McGee?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It's getting pretty dim.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's not a cat, that's Doc Gamble. What's be doing
under the house.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
He just bought a new foundation garment and he's trying
it out.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well, same, hold my code, what do you please? I'm
going under that port myself.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Go ahead, Junior, and if you run across the fat
little animal in there with an intelligent look in his eye.
That's the cat. Doc is the one with a flashlight.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well between us. We ought to be able to find
the little blisterener. Hey, move over, Doc, I'm coming here, Hey, Doc,
where are you? I'm way back here, Hallo, Just follow
the buttons off my shirt?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay here, Kenny, Kenny, Yeah, I think you ought to
be ashamed of yourself, mecgee. The idea of making those
two men do your work for you.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I didn't make him any do any such a thing
for me. Besides, this will be good for Doc. Why
work a little that tummy off him?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
You know?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I was with Doc at a Kawanas meeting last week
and they had a very good speaker, And when he
got through, Doc just sits there. I says, why don't
you clap your hands?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Doc?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I says, and he says, I can't. My hands don't
meet in front.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Just to say, oh, here comes mister Wilcox out again.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
You didn't stay long, miss Wilcock.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I know. Hey, give me a lift woty palace. Yeah, thanks, Hey,
how far back does that porch go?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, you can crawl way back clear under the kitchen
Mit Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Why, Junior, Because this is something I've always wanted to do.
This is a great day for me.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Why are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, look, for a year after year, I've been telling
people about Johnson's self polishing glow code. How it brings
out the beauty of the kitchen linoleum with such little effort.
How you just pour out little glow coat, spread it around,
let it dry for twenty minutes or less, no rubbing,
no buffing. How it beautifies and protexte linoleum. Yeah, how
it makes housework so much easier, gives the little woman
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so much more free time.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah, beautifies, Yes, we know all. That's what I've got
to do with great day.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Well, this is the first time I ever saw a
kitchen floor from underneath. Oh, I wanted to find out
if you could use glow code on both sides of it.
And you know something, I'd like to try it just
for fun.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Look, Waxy, You ever think of giving up this work
and going back into Chautauqua.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, I prefer radio you do. Yes, I can get
to more people and fewer people can get to me. Well,
thanks for the look at the bottom of the floor.
And I hope you find your cat long out?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Jeez, no McGee.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
We hadn't heard a word from the doctor for some time.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
You who doctor?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Hey? Are you all right?
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
But I wish you'd keep quiet.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
This cat is fright.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh yeah, that's right. Cats are high strung animals money.
That's why they wind up as the strings on violin.
I know a fiddler once tried to play the dog
shoulder was awful. Every time a pup would bark, his
fiddle string would raise up in the middle like an
Ohio old timer.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And out there, miss jerld timer, all their kids?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
What you standing out here for?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Being? Well, there's a cat under our parch, Miss ter
old timer.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Oh shark's kids. You don't have to run out of
the house just on account of a cat under the porch.
They won't hurt you.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I mind.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
On one time, years ago.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
I lived in a swamp in Florida, had crocodiles under
the house all the time. One night, the biggest crock
ever seen come waddling right into.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
My bedroom, A big crock.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Eh. Yep, know who it was?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Cause of mine named Jess Fuddleford always crocked in them days.
Desk I ever, shall we now?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I have an uncle with the same weakness, Miss jold timer.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
My uncle Dennis, we call right, can't even hold his
foot up a lot of brass rail hundred.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
That's pretty good, Johnny.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
But the way I heard it, the way I heard it,
how was that the cat? Well, the way I heard it,
one fella, says the Telorfella Say.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
He says, I hear that.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
New army plane, the one that goes fifteen hundred miles
an hour. I hear it kill the man the other day, that, so,
says Telorfella. Pirate was he no, says the first feller.
Just the spectator try to watch it go by and
broke his neck. Say Johnny, yeah about that cat? Ever
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stopped to think that motherhood is? I mean, maybe it
was gonna have some.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
What do you think, Well, it wouldn't matter. There's a
doctor in attendance.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Oh oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Kids.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Well see where.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
McGee.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I do wish the doctor'd come out from under that porch.
He's been there half an hour. Uh.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
If I couldn't find a cat any quicker than that,
I wouldn't call myself a doctor. How are you doing, doc?
You me five women and children? By that time I'll
eat I have a cat or a.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Collapse here I have you know, McGhee, I think.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
He's really enjoying it.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Why sure he is? And why not? No telephone calls,
no nurses rushing in and out with their starts, uniform
scratching up the interns. I wouldn't be surprised if Doc
spent a little time under our porch every afternoon.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well, nobody would be more welcome under our porch. I'm
sure the doctor's Oh look, McGee, here comes mister Wimple.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Hello, mister Wimple.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Oh hi, whimp old man? Hell any think?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Why what do you looking so perturbed about?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Mister wimple?
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Hum, I'm looking for the place to hide. Eh, Sweetie
faces after me yet? Oh sweetye face. That's my big
old wife.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah we know.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
When what's she after? You bore this time?
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Well it was just a misunderstanding, mister McGee. Yeah, she
objected to the way I was drying my fish line.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Well isn't that ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
What difference does it make how you dry your fish line?
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Made quite a difference to her and missus McGee. You
should have seen her tumbling down the.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Stairs, rumbling down the stairs.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Yes, it seems I had my fish line sort of
stretched across the top of the stairs, and she tripped
over it. She seemed to think I had done it deliberately.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, after all, she might have been seriously hurt, mister Wimble.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Yes, she might have been, but the fish line broke
and she didn't trip very hard. I have a stronger
line someplace, but I simply couldn't find it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
What did you do after she took the header? Whimp?
Chase you out of the house.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
No, I ran up in the attic, and I hid
in the trunk.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Our trunk is full of our attic is full of
blog Yeah, and she knew I was in one of them.
So you know what she did.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
She lost every one of.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Them heavenly days, including the one you were in.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
I almost died laughing. You see, I had taken the
bottom out of all the trunks long ago.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah, that's smart work. Kids.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Yes, but I better get out of sight me. I
hide under your porch.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Oh, I'm sorry, mister Wimple, but doctor Gamble is under
there now.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
He is, My goodness, I didn't even know he was married.
I'll find some other places and that's done away.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
This it's the greatest living Dodger since Cookie lavajetto. Oh ah,
here here, Doc, I mean take him. Come to Uncle
Piper Kiddy, I sid I got him, give me a hand. Thanks,
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polly Man.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Nice to be out of there.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Next time the coal mine of strike, I won't be
so unsympathetic.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Thank you for all your troubles, doctor.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah, great work, Doc. Took you long enough, but it
was great work. Now about that broken leg, you little
Now wait a minute, dog. Oh hey, here comes teeny,
Hey teeney. Here's your cat. Come on, Teenie, come and
get him. I told you i'd get him for you,
and we did. I don't like that. We hello that, teenie.
Here's your cat.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
That's again, well hi, miss McGeehin, mister.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
McGee, Well here's your kitten.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
TEENI give it to McGee. Yes, sirs, come on, take away,
take it, take your cat, get it out of here.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Oh that isn't my cat, mister McGee. No, I was
just playing with that thing for a while this morning.
I don't want the dirty old thing. Well, my guy
go home, now, feed my doggy by everybody, thanks for
the banana splitsness in the gig.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Boy, is that little.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Uh say, Molly, may I use your beth Well, I sure,
doc help yourself.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You know where to find the soap and towels.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Doctor, I'm not going to need soap and towels. I
just wanna drown your husband after I break his legs.
Right now, I can explain. Now you wait a minute,
Wait a minute. You can't strack a man with a
kitten in his arm.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Liver and molly return.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
And just smaller.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
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Speaker 6 (26:27):
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Speaker 1 (26:27):
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Speaker 3 (26:44):
Mee, where are you going now?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Gotta run down the newstand? Molly, be right back?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
What'sy? Dinner's almost ready?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I gotta get a magazine. Somebody told me there's an
article about us in this issue out today. Hey, you
got any change?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh I haven't.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Oh never mind, I'll charge it as usual. The newstand
guy don't.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Like it, but he doesn't what magazine has our pictures
in it?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Look magazine? Hey, why don't you come with me? While
he gives me a dirty look? You can grab a cleanlan,
don't you get it?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Well?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's hard to hold that terrific pace right up to
the end.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Good night.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
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Speaker 1 (27:23):
Hollow Wilcock taking one of my misses.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
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Speaker 3 (01:34):
Look on the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Right side, chine up the right side, bring out the
beauty all.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Maybe statesmen and politicians would listen more to the voice
of the people. Smart people spoke up and the dumb
people weren't so noisy. For instance, listen to an average
citizen popping off as we joined Fibber, McGhee and Mally.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And another thing, if they'm so called experts at the
United Nations conference took my advice, I'd clean up their
troubles in two minutes flat. But no, they don't even
answer my letters. Is that gratitude? Is that courtesy?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What is your plans?
Speaker 5 (02:34):
To be tired?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Just send all the interpreters home, that's all. And then
then when them delegates started calling each other names, nobody
to understand what they were saying. Take it from one
who knows kiddle, there's nothing more discouraging than losing an
argument with yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, I think you may have something there McGee. But
maybe if you gargle and takes some asp and it'll
go away.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Don't sell me short, baby. It's a terrific idea. If
they can't argue with each other, they they they'd got
to agree. That's simple, ain't it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well, there's just one thing.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
How would you keep them from.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Shaking their head turn out the lights?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Well you send them another letter. There, you send it
registered mail. H. In the meantime, I've gotta go upstairs.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
And sort the lawn.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Okay, toutsy ah, There goes a good kid. Steady is
a rock and solid as a boogie beat. Half the
world in a turmoil. And what does she do? She
sorts the laundry, I George, if everybody was like her,
there'd be more clean shirts and less dirty linen. And
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maybe that's a special delivery from lake success. Come in
carrying here. Pah, Hello there, teeny do what do I
hold the doctful plate?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Hey, hey?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
What you got there?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Well it's a kitty chre.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Oh isn't he cute? Mm?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
I've always gone a little kitty cap up. My mama says,
cats carried gems, But this one isn't carrying any because
I held him over the garbage can and chuck him
my badget.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well, what's a few germs between friends anyway? Personally, I
think it's a wonderful thing for children to have pets.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Well, so there's my mama too, But she says, the
trouble is when the pets start having children.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, he sounds like he's hungry.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Oh, he can't be hungry.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I bet you.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
I gave him a saucer, a root be and two
chocolate marshmallows and half my bubble gum.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
He did, he? Yes, he was so hum I says,
you did?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
They did?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
What gave him all that stuff to eat? What suff
a saucer? Root here, two chocolate marshmallows and half your
bubble gum?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well you forgot the Dell pick off.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
I gave him. That's the very first thing.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I'm sorry. I'll remember that in the future.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
I'm not gonna give him anymore in the future. It
made him sick. Oh, don't cry, Raymond, I won't give
you any more.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Set Raymond Day. That's a cute name for a cat,
says I.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
I don't like it. Mm I think Raymond is a
bom name for a cat a beat.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well, then why call him Raymond?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
I have to that's his name.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh who named him?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I did?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Well, if you don't like the name Raymond for a cat,
why did you name him Raymond?
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I named him before I found out he wasn't that
kind of a cat.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I had a.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Wonderful cat once when I was a kid, sis, big
striper fella. He was a bird cat.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
He was a hum.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
He was a bird cat all. He took him with
me when I went hunting, better than any bird dog
I ever owned. I called him son, a s u
en son.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Oh see any kind of he was so bright? I
at you no.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
On the con of every night he disappear and wouldn't
come back till morning. Well, sir, I'll ever forget one day.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
Now, Quiet quiet Raymond. I don't wanna hear it either,
but we gotta be polite.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well, sir, I'll never forget one day. I was out
after some quake.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Wait too, scatty brotherre in the navy, and he said, please, okay,
quiet Raymond.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well, sir, this bird catamine was sneaking on a head,
sliding silently through the brush like a little cloud of
gray smoke.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Uh, uh.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Suddenly he disappears. I wait, and then I feels a
tug at my pants leg and there was son. He
looks up at me and jerks his head toward a
little patch of woods. I takes the safety off my shotgun.
The cat shakes his head. I was puzzled.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
See me too, I bet you.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
In Raymond, Well, sir, the brainy little beast leads me
to a little cat in the clearing. There was a
bench outside the door, and on the bench was an almanac.
The cat jumps up onto the bench, wets his paw
with his tongue, and starts turning the pages. Comes to
a calendar and looks up at me. I looks at
the page, and then I seen it?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Seen what not seen?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Teeny saw? Oh? I saw what the cat meant. The
quail season didn't open till the next day. That cat
had saved me a ten buck fine and maybe a
weaken the pokey oh boy.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Well, whatever became of him, missed you, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
He ran away sis and I never saw him again,
unless hmmm, unless what well. A few years later I
passed a woman on the street wearing a funny looking
stripe at per cokeuse kind of flung across her shoulders,
and as I went past, one of the sleeves waved
at me. That may have been just a coincidence.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
Hey, you think my kitty'll ever be that smike mate around.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
It says, But let me have a look at him.
I've been a judge with more cat shows than the
chairwoman of a sewing circle.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Okay, here, Raymond, let mister McGee look at you.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
I'll take it easily, alright.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
He ran off the.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
Raymond care Raymond, come on out, Raymond.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Where is he?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Sis?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Where'd he go?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
He went under the point.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Sure he saw your pall. He was the only.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Kitty I ever had, except mind it and he's a dog.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
No, no, no, no, take it easy, he says. I'll
get Raymond out of there if I have to tear
the hose down.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
Oh my poor little kitty, poor little Raymond.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Wheezys.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Please, what.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
If I on the head.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Something to take my mind off of it, like or
maybe fifty cent y.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Something, or for the love of pete, here's fifty cents.
I'll pipe down. I'll get Raymond back for you. Raman
absolutely okay.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Then I'll go down to Creamer's drugst and get a
couple of banana split mm. Most women, when they get trouble,
they go out and buy a hat. I buy a
banana splits.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Hey wait a minute, hey, keen.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You, why that's little?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Oh well, never break a promise to a child. Here,
Raymond here, Raymond night, Kitty here, kitty kitty, kitty, kitty
dog garnet, h I mean cat garnet. I better wouldn't
get my flass. All right, there's where he ran under
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the porch. Molly, yeah, yeah, you stand here, and when
I flush him out, you grab you better put some
gloves on. He scratches like a nineteen twenty three record
of Aisham Jones.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Well all right, but n oh, wait a minute, deary,
here comes that nice mister Williams, the weather man.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Oh, we'll never get any placed talking to him. He
skirts a subject like Hattie Carnegie with a styly stout.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
That guy so hish Steerson.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Hello there, mister Williams.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Uh, mister and missus McGee. Good afternoon in a way.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Hi Williams. How's everything in the weather bureau? Cloudy Tuesday
followed by Wednesday and Thursday.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Uh? Unsettled rather uh, we have information of a cold
front moving in from the Pacific, which, if it meets
high temperatures over the Midwest, might result in almost anything.
I would say unofficially that conditions are general all, although
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they might change for the better or worse. It's difficult
to save.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Yes, y, it seems to be.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
By the way, Williams. What's your first name? In case
I wanna send the weather Bureau of postcard? I find
the government gives better service if you pester him a little.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
My name is f Ogden Williams.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
F Ogden Williams. What's the f armist? Williams?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
That was left indefinite, missus McGee. My parents just named
me f Ogden. I was to choose my own first
name when I came of age. But I've been unable
to reach you a definite conclusion.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That I can believe. F Ogden Williams. Eh, you know something, Foggy.
You kind of remind me of my brother. He was
a stocking salesman, but he was too bad for the work,
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couldn't stand getting himself out on a limb.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I see, I think, yes, yes, I'm sure I do well.
I'm sure you must be busy. At least you seem
to be making preparation for something naturally, I wouldn't know
for sure. Well, good day, probably.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Mark my words, love both. That guy is going to
be an important man in the government one of these days,
do you think so, deary, Yes, sir. Any guy that
can avoid taking a stand on anything like he does
is going right to the top. Well, this isn't getting
that cat out of there?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, Here, Raymond, here, kitt kitty kitty.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Well he's under the porch, all right, but maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Not all what goes on here?
Speaker 4 (13:05):
And can you use another player?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Why? Hello, doctor Gamble, there's a cat under the porch
and himself here's going.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
In after ya. And never mind giving me some expert
advice to either Tommy Thumper. Yeah, I took more cats
out from under more porches than you took appendixes out
of people with simple indigestion.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Well you know why.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
He promised the little girl across the street he'd rescue
her cat, and he's.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Going to do it. Doctor.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
I never break a promise to a child, Doc. Anybody
that makes a promise to a child in the first
place as a pad head. But I did it, and
I gotta make good. You still under there, Raymond? Are
you sure his name is Raymond? Sounds like an old
girlfriend of mine, all was hungry and always complaining the
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dog gonet. You'd be pretty miserable too, if you were
hiding in the dark under a strange porch, scared to
death and with a busted leg.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
McGhee, a broken leg?
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Why you didn't tell me that poor little thing? How terrible?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Well, don't stand there like a goop, your sadistic little brute.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Why didn't you tell me we.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Can't let that kit and suffer?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Here?
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Hold my medicine kit. If I get under the porch,
you hand it to me. No, no, Doc, this is
my job. Let me do it on side. McGee. I've
never doctored a cat before, but it'll be nice having
a patient and won't try to tell me my business.
I sure appreciate this out of my way, gabby. Now
let me see. I better go in feet first in
case there's no room.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
To turn around.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Oh my goodness, he'll ruin that suit.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
He can't hurt that suit. He sent it to the
Greek relief three times and they always send it back.
How you doing, doc, I'm all right?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Hand me that flash?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Life does Doc is a peritonium in Yeah, but who's here?
You are?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Doctor?
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Do you see the cat in there?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Well, I'm getting close to him. He just walked across
my back. Well, good should that's a pretty long walk
for a small kitten.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Doc.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Can't you grab him? He's quiet him in and let me
look around under here?
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Oh isn't this terrible? Has that poor little thing really
a broken leg?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Nah?
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I never said it had a broken leg. I just
said the Doc would be miserable too if he was
under a strange porch with a broken leg. You know,
Doc always jump into conclusion.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Whife every McGee, you just said that's.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So he's a hello? Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh? Hi, Junior, there's a cat under the port and
we're trying to get him out.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Mister Wilcox, Hey, have you got any more batteries for
this flashlight?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
McGee?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
It's getting pretty dim.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's not a cat, that's Doc Gamble. What's be doing
under the house.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
He just bought a new foundation garment and he's trying
it out.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Beautiful.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Well, same, hold my code, what do you please? I'm
going under that port myself.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Go ahead, Junior, and if you run across the fat
little animal in there with an intelligent look in his eye.
That's the cat. Doc is the one with a flashlight.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well between us. We ought to be able to find
the little blisterener. Hey, move over, Doc, I'm coming here, Hey, Doc,
where are you? I'm way back here, Hallo, Just follow
the buttons off my shirt?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Okay here, Kenny, Kenny, Yeah, I think you ought to
be ashamed of yourself, mecgee. The idea of making those
two men do your work for you.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I didn't make him any do any such a thing
for me. Besides, this will be good for Doc. Why
work a little that tummy off him?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
You know?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I was with Doc at a Kawanas meeting last week
and they had a very good speaker, And when he
got through, Doc just sits there. I says, why don't
you clap your hands?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Doc?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I says, and he says, I can't. My hands don't
meet in front.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Just to say, oh, here comes mister Wilcox out again.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
You didn't stay long, miss Wilcock.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I know. Hey, give me a lift woty palace. Yeah, thanks, Hey,
how far back does that porch go?
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, you can crawl way back clear under the kitchen
Mit Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Why, Junior, Because this is something I've always wanted to do.
This is a great day for me.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Why are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, look, for a year after year, I've been telling
people about Johnson's self polishing glow code. How it brings
out the beauty of the kitchen linoleum with such little effort.
How you just pour out little glow coat, spread it around,
let it dry for twenty minutes or less, no rubbing,
no buffing. How it beautifies and protexte linoleum. Yeah, how
it makes housework so much easier, gives the little woman
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so much more free time.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Yeah, beautifies, Yes, we know all. That's what I've got
to do with great day.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Well, this is the first time I ever saw a
kitchen floor from underneath. Oh, I wanted to find out
if you could use glow code on both sides of it.
And you know something, I'd like to try it just
for fun.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Look, Waxy, You ever think of giving up this work
and going back into Chautauqua.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
No, I prefer radio you do. Yes, I can get
to more people and fewer people can get to me. Well,
thanks for the look at the bottom of the floor.
And I hope you find your cat long out?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Jeez, no McGee.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
We hadn't heard a word from the doctor for some time.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
You who doctor?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Hey? Are you all right?
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
But I wish you'd keep quiet.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
This cat is fright.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
Oh yeah, that's right. Cats are high strung animals money.
That's why they wind up as the strings on violin.
I know a fiddler once tried to play the dog
shoulder was awful. Every time a pup would bark, his
fiddle string would raise up in the middle like an
Ohio old timer.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And out there, miss jerld timer, all their kids?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
What you standing out here for?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Being? Well, there's a cat under our parch, Miss ter
old timer.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
Oh shark's kids. You don't have to run out of
the house just on account of a cat under the porch.
They won't hurt you.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
I mind.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
On one time, years ago.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
I lived in a swamp in Florida, had crocodiles under
the house all the time. One night, the biggest crock
ever seen come waddling right into.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
My bedroom, A big crock.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Eh. Yep, know who it was?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Cause of mine named Jess Fuddleford always crocked in them days.
Desk I ever, shall we now?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I have an uncle with the same weakness, Miss jold timer.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
My uncle Dennis, we call right, can't even hold his
foot up a lot of brass rail hundred.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
That's pretty good, Johnny.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
But the way I heard it, the way I heard it,
how was that the cat? Well, the way I heard it,
one fella, says the Telorfella Say.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
He says, I hear that.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
New army plane, the one that goes fifteen hundred miles
an hour. I hear it kill the man the other day, that, so,
says Telorfella. Pirate was he no, says the first feller.
Just the spectator try to watch it go by and
broke his neck. Say Johnny, yeah about that cat? Ever
(20:39):
stopped to think that motherhood is? I mean, maybe it
was gonna have some.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
What do you think, Well, it wouldn't matter. There's a
doctor in attendance.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Oh oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Kids.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Well see where.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
McGee.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I do wish the doctor'd come out from under that porch.
He's been there half an hour. Uh.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
If I couldn't find a cat any quicker than that,
I wouldn't call myself a doctor. How are you doing, doc?
You me five women and children? By that time I'll
eat I have a cat or a.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Collapse here I have you know, McGhee, I think.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
He's really enjoying it.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Why sure he is? And why not? No telephone calls,
no nurses rushing in and out with their starts, uniform
scratching up the interns. I wouldn't be surprised if Doc
spent a little time under our porch every afternoon.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well, nobody would be more welcome under our porch. I'm
sure the doctor's Oh look, McGee, here comes mister Wimple.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Hello, mister Wimple.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Oh hi, whimp old man? Hell any think?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Why what do you looking so perturbed about?
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Mister wimple?
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Hum, I'm looking for the place to hide. Eh, Sweetie
faces after me yet? Oh sweetye face. That's my big
old wife.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah we know.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
When what's she after? You bore this time?
Speaker 8 (22:09):
Well it was just a misunderstanding, mister McGee. Yeah, she
objected to the way I was drying my fish line.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Well isn't that ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (22:17):
What difference does it make how you dry your fish line?
Speaker 8 (22:19):
Made quite a difference to her and missus McGee. You
should have seen her tumbling down the.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Stairs, rumbling down the stairs.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Yes, it seems I had my fish line sort of
stretched across the top of the stairs, and she tripped
over it. She seemed to think I had done it deliberately.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well, after all, she might have been seriously hurt, mister Wimble.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Yes, she might have been, but the fish line broke
and she didn't trip very hard. I have a stronger
line someplace, but I simply couldn't find it.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
What did you do after she took the header? Whimp?
Chase you out of the house.
Speaker 8 (23:00):
No, I ran up in the attic, and I hid
in the trunk.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Our trunk is full of our attic is full of
blog Yeah, and she knew I was in one of them.
So you know what she did.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
She lost every one of.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Them heavenly days, including the one you were in.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
I almost died laughing. You see, I had taken the
bottom out of all the trunks long ago.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Yeah, that's smart work. Kids.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
Yes, but I better get out of sight me. I
hide under your porch.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Oh, I'm sorry, mister Wimple, but doctor Gamble is under
there now.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
He is, My goodness, I didn't even know he was married.
I'll find some other places and that's done away.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
This it's the greatest living Dodger since Cookie lavajetto. Oh ah,
here here, Doc, I mean take him. Come to Uncle
Piper Kiddy, I sid I got him, give me a hand. Thanks,
(24:07):
polly Man.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Nice to be out of there.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Next time the coal mine of strike, I won't be
so unsympathetic.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
Thank you for all your troubles, doctor.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah, great work, Doc. Took you long enough, but it
was great work. Now about that broken leg, you little
Now wait a minute, dog. Oh hey, here comes teeny,
Hey teeney. Here's your cat. Come on, Teenie, come and
get him. I told you i'd get him for you,
and we did. I don't like that. We hello that, teenie.
Here's your cat.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Hi?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
That's again, well hi, miss McGeehin, mister.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
McGee, Well here's your kitten.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
TEENI give it to McGee. Yes, sirs, come on, take away,
take it, take your cat, get it out of here.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Oh that isn't my cat, mister McGee. No, I was
just playing with that thing for a while this morning.
I don't want the dirty old thing. Well, my guy
go home, now, feed my doggy by everybody, thanks for
the banana splitsness in the gig.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Boy, is that little.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Uh say, Molly, may I use your beth Well, I sure,
doc help yourself.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You know where to find the soap and towels.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Doctor, I'm not going to need soap and towels. I
just wanna drown your husband after I break his legs.
Right now, I can explain. Now you wait a minute,
Wait a minute. You can't strack a man with a
kitten in his arm.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Liver and molly return.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
And just smaller.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I don't know how you keep your furniture clean and polished,
but I've heard that some women are still doing this
job the hard way. First they clean with soap and
water or some other cleaner, then they use a polish
due to operations. In fact, we now obviously these women
haven't heard about Johnson's Cream Wax. This nearest Johnson's Wax
polish both clean and polishes furniture and light colored woodwork
(25:58):
in just one application. Yes, wonderful. Johnson's Cream Wax combines
two cleansing ingredients with genuine quick polishing wax. When you
apply this creamy white liquid, dirt and fingerprints seemed to
melt right away. Furniture fairly glows and sparkles, stays bright longer,
and listen to this. Johnson's cream Wax doesn't contain one
single drop of dust catching oil. The protective finish it
(26:21):
gives your furniture and light woodwork is hard and absolutely dry,
so dusting as simple as could be.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
Try it.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Johnson's cream Wax. It's wonderful to bring out the beauty
of the hall. Look on the right tide, shot up
the right fight, bring out the beauty of all.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Mee, where are you going now?
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Gotta run down the newstand? Molly, be right back?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
What'sy? Dinner's almost ready?
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I gotta get a magazine. Somebody told me there's an
article about us in this issue out today. Hey, you
got any change?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh I haven't.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Oh never mind, I'll charge it as usual. The newstand
guy don't.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Like it, but he doesn't what magazine has our pictures
in it?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Look magazine? Hey, why don't you come with me? While
he gives me a dirty look? You can grab a cleanlan,
don't you get it?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Well?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's hard to hold that terrific pace right up to
the end.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Good night.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
All This is.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Hollow Wilcock taking one of my misses.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Johnson's Life Products the home and industry, inviting me to
the workers.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I got next news that I will I This is
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Speaker 6 (27:46):
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