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May 22, 2025 72 mins
This week on CockTales: Dirty Discussions, we’re grieving, horny, and apparently being touched by trees. Kiki and Medinah catch up on soft launches, Sedona plans, vibrator injuries, and the men sliding into DMs after baptism. Plus, they break down a listener letter involving baby mama drama and what desperation doesn’t look like at 30. 

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Topics:
  • Cocktail of the Week: “The Soft Launch”
  • Soft launching vs hard launching relationships
  • Medinah’s plans for the Sedona retreat & Issa Rae interview
  • Getting styled like “Hot Girl Martha Stewart”
  • A vibrator story gone wrong
  • Can a tree spiritually touch you… or was that the wind?
  • Baby mama chaos and what “for better or worse” really means
  • Dealing with DMs post-baptism and setting spiritual boundaries
  • Why being single over 30 isn’t desperation — it’s discernment
  • Kids with silver teeth, gentle parenting, and who’s gonna take care of us when we’re old


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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, ye a check one two, check one too. Is
this mic on? Is this mike On? Hey listen man,
it's the one and only trunks that a DJ sys
and you're listening to cocktails dirty discussions with Kikia Medina Monroe.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Here today is cocktail is called the soft launch. The
ingredients you need to make a soft lunch two ounces
of gin, one ounce of elderflower liquor, I have ounce
of some lemon juice, two ounces of sparkling rose or prosecco,
A splash of soda water or some ginger beer.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Because I put some ginger beer in mine. It made
it really good.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
And you're gonna garnish it with a pretty little flour
or a thin lemon peel and that, oh, here's how
you make it.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
You add the gin, the elderflower liquor, and lemon juice
to a shaker with ice. Shake gently because it's a
soft launch. Strain into a coop or a wine glass
top with your sparkling rose, a small splash of your
soda water at the top, and then garnish with your
little garnish like the flower or the lemon. And that
is a soft line.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
M When last time you soft launched. Somebody, have you
ever done a soft launch?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't think I've ever done a soft yeah yet.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Most recent that what he never really got launched. It
would be like you didn't show.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Him, but it was like when you met him, we knew.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Going into like the the next I'm just gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
A hard launch out there, like he was just at
the game.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
With a nigga, like I'm just a little while ago,
like we are the same one that was her hard launch,
but we saw the soft launch.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I didn't know he wasn't. I went to his page
and I was like, you didn't know who he was.
I didn't, you know, I don't be knowing who they are.
But I went to his page.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
I was like, I love how men are, like like.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
I'm really curious what you're thinking because I don't know
what you would just page you thought what like he
was a little last you know, But I like.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
How he's like doing it, like he's like I don't
care what you think.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
What do you think makes him zesty?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
The pictures, Okay, that was some pictures where I was
like a page.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
I went to his page and I was like, I
just know about him with the sports and stuff. I
don't know anything about his personal life either.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I just saw a CARDI me with it, and I
was like, wow, women can really elevate men. Because I
had no idea who this man was. I went to
his page and I was like, this seems a little sesty,
but he's still kind of cute. But then I was
also like, what's going on? And then I just was like,
I'm happy for them.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, I won't be doing that so.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Hard, no hard or soft.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
My hard lunch would be a wedding picture.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Come on.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I was actually having a conversation with this man, and
I said, we could skip everything in between. When you're ready, like,
you should just propose and we just start off being
engaged because he's serious or not. And I'm be like,
and we can just post wedding pictures. This is the
sponsored content from your way. And that's what don't be

(03:08):
in my business. People be messy and miserable, and I
don't want it. I would just like to enjoy. So yeah,
that's what I say.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Now.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Who knows, I might but my head fall off the
house and my granddaddy. I don't know anyway, what else
has been going on? Is there anything we forgot about it.
I know you have your trip coming out of that trip.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Coming up, and I wanted to make sure that we
have so many people joining us on this trip to
Sedona August twenty fourth through the twenty seventh. And I
keep forgeting, I keep mentioning and just talking about ray.
But we have a long list of different Again, this
is like a festival. This is the first time we're
doing like a festival type of retreat.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Are you familiar with Alamidae. She's the creator of topical
Uh oh, I know topicals.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Oh, I've been using them. Yeah, I've been using a
brightening sarum for some of the dark spots. And I
love the little eyepatch.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Love the eye patches.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
There's one other product that I bought. I haven't tried
it yet. I can't think of what it is.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
But yeah, so the creator of that. Her name is
Alama Dae. I'm not even gonna try to say he
last name was.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I just don't like butchering people's last name their whole
names actually, And so she created topicals and her skincare
products are in Sephora. She is the first black woman
to raise I think it's over two million dollars in
like sponsorship and investments. And when I found that information out,

(04:27):
I was like, for skincare for her business, like just
I mean, the.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
First one to raise two million dollars for skincare business.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
It says for her business. Okay, so first black woman.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
So I don't it made me. I just want to
talk to her because when we were trying to get
our little coins for our live show, which it.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Would have been two million. Anyways, what did you do? Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Anyways, she will be joining us at the Paradise and
Vibe Sadona Retreat. You guys, this is going to be epic.
I'm so excited about this that I actually got a stylist.
A stylist, Oh, just playing around because I want to
look like Sodona.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
The stylist well, wait.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
What Sedona look like?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Because what I want to make sure I look like.
And so this is what I said. And so when
I was I have your own style consoles. I want
to be able to just like you know, I don't
wear jewelry, this one little ring, I always have this
little watch in this little brice. I'm just not a
girl that like does those things. And I want to
be but I don't it takes a lot of time.
I'm I can't do this, Like it's just stresses me out,

(05:36):
it gives me. I start to feel what is that
thing that everybody says on this train anxiety? Not anxiety,
it's the other thing. And everyone's like, I'm feeling not
implaster syndrome, but I'll be feeling that's the one ancient.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's the one where you're like over overwhelm simulated.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I started feeling over stimulated when.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Thinking about jewelry, thinking about.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Shopping in general, going to shop.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Look, I go on the online.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Online, I get over simulated and it's just like I'm like,
what is this feeling? It's over simulation and I don't
like it. And so the so I met with the
stylist and we had our consultation.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Her name is Chioma.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Actually met her at one of my brothers his acting school.
She came and went to the one of the performances.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Did you work in sax Or?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I don't know, but she's so cool looking. She is
so cool looking.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
She's like, I'm a stylist, and I was like, I
got a retreat coming up, and I just want I
don't need a outfit for every day but I need
pieces for When I interview Lisa and so we've been talking.
She was like, what do you want like your style
to be? And I was like, I would really love it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
She was like, like, give me people.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Give me people that you look at and you like
how they dress. And I was like, you're gonna make
fun of me, do you know? Do you know the
first person.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
That I said, I'm not ready, just tell us, I.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Said, okay, I want what you What is it? I said,
Martha Stewart, Damn Medina, you were in your thirties.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
A lighty is one hundred and fifty two years. Oh
the show. I like how Martha dresses when she's being
a hot girl in the pool posting thirst straps, or
when she has on a button up in khaki?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
What she has on a button up in khakis? And
I don't know, I don't know what. I just she'll
have on these loose like vineyard items and it's just
like a little soft bracelet and a little like scooped
hair and like like a little button up.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Who's next on the list in a garden from Barefoot Contests?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Megan Markle, I like, have you been watching with love? Megan?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I love how she wears these like loose garments and
like the sleeves fall.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
I can see you picking this as I think about
like a lot of things.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Yeah, And I was like, I want light jewelry. I
want Julie, but I want light jewelry. I want to
look like I smell like Linen. I want to look
like I smell.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
It was like.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Everybody in the room, but go ahead, yeah and.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
So, and I could tell she was looking at me like.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
But if you don't take your hats down to Macy's
and get you damn Paolo shirt and some khakis and
the rest of the white people uniform, you need some
penny loaf first.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
She was looking like, this is gonna be easy.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
You know, pop your collar? Are you gonna keep your
hair in this style? Are you gonna do a bob?
Don't you get no bob?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
This?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I I was thinking about, don't you who know what's
wrong with a bob? Nothing's wrong with a bob. Your
bob is straight. Hers went, don't you do that? Modina?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I was thinking about a little whoop and a whoop
and please and a lot of blues and a lot
of stripes and and and so we will see what
we come up with. But then I told her, I
was like, for interviewing eastithough, I do feel like I
need like some statement pieces, like so that I look
like something needs to be loud. But we're trying to
figure out what will be the loud thing. Will it

(08:52):
be a hat?

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Will it be a I just need to it needs
to be something loud that that is gonna be loud.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
So this will be interesting. This will be interesting.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I can't wait to see. Did you give her any
leeway to be like I did?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
She said, do I get any freedom? I said, you
get the freedom because I'm not good at this. I'm
not good at this.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
So if how she does you like law roach where
it's like, okay, I hear you, and I see what
you like. Let me take that into consideration and put
you in some shit you never would have picked. But
it's gonna be flattering and I think you'll be comfortable.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
And I said she is. She's loud and vibrant.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
I mean like skill set for other people, because it's
one thing to pick your own stuff. Right, let's see.
I can't wait to see.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I can't wait to see either, because I was like,
can you. I'm not gonna ever if you show me
something that's too loud. I'm not picking that. I'm telling
you right now, I'm gonna say no. So just have
something that you know I'm gonna say no to, but
you know it's also gonna look good.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
What were you picturing with shoes? I'm just curious for
your PTA mom fit.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Wow, for the for what like because it was private school,
PTA was still PTA.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Well, I don't know, think, but I mean, like just
in your mind because I'm I never see Ina shoes
or Martha's shoes, and.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I was thinking like a sandal or like a fixed sneaker. Huh,
what do you mean a thick sneak, A thick sneaker,
like a platform comfy platform sneaker.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I'm trying to.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
Picture like like a converse.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
No, not a converse.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
I don't know because I'm not Again, that's not my
If I pick something, that's gonna either be a hill
or a sandal, but I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I want something different, I do.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Okay, Okay, So I told her, I was like, let's
get let's get freaky with it.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Freaky. Well, we talked about fucking Khakis, Landen and strike.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Wait to see this. This is gonna be really interesting.
I would like a stylish too, but I am going
nowhere right now. Uh uh huh, because I can go
on pinches too.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I will sit down and figure out. But it's just.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Anyway. Well, I can't wait to see though, all jokes aside.
I'm interested to see that.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
So if you ever interested in coming on the trip,
make sure you go to Paradise and Vibe dot com.
Ray is headlining it and it will be amazing. We
are that lion Babe Alamidae and a bunch of other
lineup guests that are coming that I get to interview.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I'm really excited about it.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
August twenty fourth through the twenty seventh, we will be
in Sedona, Arizona, and it is going to.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Be a time so come and get well because you
need it.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Speaking of wellness, we can move on to weird secs.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
You said a man is not a necessity. A man
is a luxury like dessert. Yeah, a man is absolutely
not necessity.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Did you mean that to sound meaning bitter?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Oh not at all.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
I adore dessert. I love man.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I think man are the coolest. But you don't need
them to live.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Okay, So this week's here at sex. I was going
through things that y'all have sent me. Thank y'all so
much stuff mm hm, and sometimes I'm like this shit fact,
y'all got to do more reading. And then sometimes none
of us know so I'm going to do we want
to talk about the story I skip last week with
the BDSM girl or.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
What's the other option?

Speaker 5 (12:24):
The other option is a trip down history, like about
vibrators and how they started.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I feel like I want to hear that because you know,
since I'm not having sex currently, the vibrators.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Well, this is history. But I know, I know you've
got some and maybe you should make a new Amazon
wish list for new things to help you through the
rest of this year. But somebody sent me a story.
I forget who it was, and I'm not gonna try
to figure it out. It's too many messages going on
right now, but thank you for sending it. They're talking
about the history of the vibrator and maybe I've shared

(12:56):
this before, but if you didn't know, part of that
history is that you know they've been doing us wrong
for a long time.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Women.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
That's what I mean. And when women were having hysteria.
There were doctors who would literally put their hands inside
your vagina and basically make you come. They weren't calling
it that they would say. They were calling it massages
and all this other stuff. But they were bringing you
to orgasm. And I'm quite sure back in the day

(13:24):
the girls was not having orgasms. All they was having
was big headed babies with no epidurals and husbands who
was always out in the slave cabins or giving just
a lot of negativity when it came to that. Anyways,
So for a long time that was happening. So they
start when women were having bad mood's mood swings, they

(13:44):
were sad anything, it was always hysteria, and they would
massage inside of our pussies. The doctors, not the god, no,
not the husbands. They weren't doing any damn thing but
getting on those ladies' nerves. That's why they were prescribing
cocaine and whiskey to fix everything too. And apparently they
were prescribing orgasms, so they called it that. So some doctor,

(14:06):
a British doctor, he comes up with this invention, so
he makes the original vibrator. They don't market it as
a dildo. It has all of these attachments. It kind
of looks like a hair dryer when you get the
hair dryer with the nozzle, the brush, the calm and
the diffuser attachment, so it kind of looked like that.
And they were marketing this device and they were calling
these people quacks and it was basically like you know,

(14:28):
alternative medicine, alternative healing, like a lot of things that
happen now, just different. And if they marketed them as
dildo's it would be an issue, but they didn't. And
they had all of these ads, like drawn as people
are putting them on the necks for like how they
have the next massage, but it was for you, pussy.
But they were marketing to everybody, adults, children, men. It

(14:50):
started off with men and then they expanded it and
then they turned into a vibrator. It went through a
ton of names and all of these things. But I
think it is wild and crazy and very weird that
a rig. It was because they thought we were fucking
crazy because all they wanted to do was have an orgasm,
and that was relieving them. The women were stressed out
and we still are anyway. I am glad that now
you can readily get your stuff. They went through a

(15:12):
lot of issues over the years, and I do wish
so that it would be nice if your vibrator could
be covered by insurance.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Oh, that would be wonderful.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Or what if it was just like you got a
vibrator sent monthly whether you wanted it or not.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Vibrator, tampon's pass, panting letters.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
And everything for a period should definitely always be free.
I just need that we didn't ask for this.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
We didn't.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Maybe we need to start a fight, bro.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I did my part in the group project last year
and voting, and I'm still mad. So no, okay, well,
I know somebody gonna get up in there and fuck
up the thing and it's gonna get me all rouled up.
So but that that's a nice thaw. It would be nice.
Some places do it. Some countries do care about the
women bleeding places. I did have to tell Whitley though

(16:02):
we're not in France, we're not free bleeding because she
was taking off her diapers.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
You know, this is funny.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
This is not really funny, but just like a little
quick story about Shy. When Shy was young and she
I thought I was gonna make her oh you did.
I tried to make her and it didn't work out.
So she not only was she you know, she hates animals,
so she was like, oh fuck, she's.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
A little girl. She's like, she's not getting my type.
I mean she was fighting the dog like. I was like,
oh my god, I've never seen her act. And the
girl was like tied down.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I was like, I'm not tired my dog down for
dog rape like absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
And so I just didn't.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
But she had a period for a little bit, had
her on her diaper and she used to take it off.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
This is when she was a young little thing, and
I got her fixed. No more. We haven't had a
diaper until today.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
And so when she had her stroke and she put
I put her on the diaper and she she knows
she's old.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
She hasn't tried to come out.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Of it all.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I guess she said.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Beat.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
If I be in the house and a dog, mom
is a lot of its a lot of playing with us.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
I have to go home and make her dinner, check
on her. She has an appointment on Friday that we
don't know what the outcome is gonna be.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Her.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
I'm gonna I boil her some chicken and some brown rice,
and then I think I'm gonna eat up either green
beans or sweet potatoes.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
I'm not sure which one carrots. But when I put
them with the peas and the carrots and the brown
rice and the chicken, she loves it.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Now, the vet told me Shy doesn't need like, don't
try to give her less protein.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
But the way that I look at it is she's
a dog.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
And if she is, even though I don't want my
baby girl to go, if she is gonna go, I'm
not You're not gonna be a vegetarian dog, the last
vegetarian girl.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
What the fuck is even that?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm not doing that to her, Like I think, if
it's the ending days, you're gonna enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
And it's psychostice care, you just need to be comfortable.
You just need to be cried out.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
I want her to be so.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
I know that's right. Well, I don't know how we
got to dogs and deaths again. Oh yeah, when we're
talking about the vibrators, I'm curious to know what are
y'all's favorite types of vibrators because might have been the
section for a long time, but like you were talking
about that celebrator one.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
I was not mad at it. It was very quick and.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
I wasn't surprised. I mean I was surprised. I didn't
know what to expect. There's no section. The vibration is vibrating, okay.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
And the shape of it is like a glit and
while I am almost like bumping pussy, so vibrating vagina
is what it felt like. And you guys, let me
just share this with you real quick, kiki.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm not having sex okay, and I'm not dating and
I'm not giving men the time of day in a
romantic way. However, during this time, it seems to be
like when all of them start wanting to give me
attention and give me the time of day, and it's
so interesting. It's like I'm not doing this right now,
and I'm really like no, no, and it's fighting them off,

(19:06):
you fighting, I'm fighting them. At first, it was like
not hard, and now it's it's like it's hard because
I wasn't having like the throbbing sensation and the feeling
in my body of like wanting a man to just
like touch me and pull the back of my neck
and caress my scalp and pulled me close to him
and kiss my lips, my shoulder and my collar bones

(19:29):
and just feel his harsh breath, harsh and his callous hands.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Like, I am what were you thinking about a lumberjack.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Struggling.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
I'm struggling, Okay, I guess you was just thinking about
the manliest things you do.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I'm talking about a man. I am struggling. That's celebrator.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I wouldn't even want to use it. I just was like,
this was in the trunck and I was like, what
is it? Yeah, chuck it out. I didn't even have
to charge it.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
And I just was like, oh my god, it's getting
me through. I'm just like, I have never wanted to
be touched so badly.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Kiara, Kia, Kia. It's hard like and it's like I
did this in the car. I didn't do in the
car in the night. Okay, in the night of the
night and in the heat of the night, I put
on some music and I.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Was like, I know, not Celene Dia, I.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Play on Kelly.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
I'm not judging, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
I had put on some Markelly because I just need
to get it to me, and I was like, he'll
do it, and It made me think, like, what will
I be like the next time I get with a man,
will I'd be like, like, you know, I wouldn't be
like I don't know how to take control.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
I'm i gonna just be like take it off like
I feel.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
So I have.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Never been this horny in my life. I don't know what's.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Gravishly even like a Harlequine Harlequin novel at damn public
like old lady like.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Bother me on, like butter me up and swist me around, sir,
like what you whoa? This is hard, Like I'm really like, okay,
let me put this into some creativity. And so it
is hard. Like people keep saying, like why you be
in the gym because I'm trying as a.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Fuck, And that's really what it is.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
It is.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
I would have a hard time in the gym because
that'd be looking good.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
We have the day coming up where we're going tubing
on the twenty fourth, and I'm scared it's the gym, niggas,
and I'm like, wear a chasty belt, no oh, I
got I'm getting a wax on the twenty second and
I've got a two piece song bikini and I'm just
like I never just like felt this way where it's
like you just you just like hies mean the attention

(21:51):
and the niggas all day long, I want them.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I've never wanted a man so badly. But it also
I'm scared of you.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
If you ain't never word of a man so badly
as right now.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
I saw this man today. He had braces, and I
was like, he's fine.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
He wasn't.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
And I was very aware that he wasn't think he
had braces like. I was like, he was so young. No,
he wasn't young, but he had a body of a
young man. Like he looked like a little baby. Baby
looks like a child, but he's a grown man.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Sometimes I think it's because he'd be speaking gibberish, like
do you know phonics?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
He was that And he's my new neighbor. You know,
I'm also on a new environment. He might I'd be
hearing him rapping. I think he has a studio in
his room.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
I'll just be you pulled that celebrator out. Do not
do it, your neighbor, and he rapping. Hell Na, bro
it's a lions that moved in next to me and
baby what my mom was talking to them when she
came to visit always my mom doesn't but anyway healthy.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
So it's like it's just like I just feel like
everything is just like I'm so sensitive to everything.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
I tried that.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Have you been seeing that tree trend go on where
you stand next to the tree and you say, tree,
touch my cheek.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
I'm on the whole other side of Instagram. Oh my god,
tree touch me.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Tell the tree mother will reaches out. I'm not lying.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Tree is reaching out touching you with what the wind.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
With the with its branches. So and I saw the
girl do and then I get it in Pittsburgh. You
you stand next to the tree?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Did you record this?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I did, but my niece messed it up. She grabbed
the branch and broke it. But it started to move,
and me and my sister were like, oh my god.
What you do is you stand next to the tree
and you say tree, tree, I trust you, and you
trust me and it's okay to touch me. It's okay
to touch my cheek.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
And what happens and I'm gonna see you the video.
The tree it starts to hear you because they're living creatures.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
And the tree comes and you don't. It's not like
you're moving.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
The trees branches start to shake, the leaves, and then
it touches your face.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
If you told you to touch your face, you tell
it to touch your face.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
So how your knees skin in the way.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
She literally she climbed up my I'm gonna show you
the video, and I was like, Disney, why would you
do that?

Speaker 5 (24:09):
The tree was you Literally the tree was violating. This
is how she felt. And I'm with her.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
No, and they touch you and it's a beautiful moment
between you and the Try it.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Just try it.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
It's any tree, not a pine tree, but they gotta
have leaves. And then you just stand next to it,
not too close, stand next to it and you say
it's okay.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
An old oak tree or magnolia. I think magnolia.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Try it. Try it and it really does work. They
start to shake, it starts, you start to see it.
I was absolutely flack when.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
I go to house. Yeah, I'm not supposed to rain soon,
so I won't do it here because like, I don't
think you're supposed to be by trees.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, and how somebody record it. Stand there. It might
take about five or ten minutes, but just do it.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
I'm standing on the tree for taking it to touch me.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
You're not begging, you're saying, you're giving it permission. You
don't know what it might be, a spicy tree, you
might get you.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
I would be so scared. And then what do you do? Say?
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
It up?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Like, what do you do after you just let it
touch you?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
And you're like, I appreciate you. I appreciate you for
being here. Why because it's.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
A tree is giving me oxygen?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Like it is about that, but yes, it is, it
is giving you oxygen.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
You're just supposed to be appreciate nature. Yeah, oh, interesting concept.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I'm not getting touched by man, but I'm getting touched
by trees.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Why hope you get touched by a man when you're ready,
when you're getting ready, not before then, Because I don't
want you out there playing with the trees because next
thing you know, they're gonna be touching place they shouldn't,
and then you're gonna be reaching. You don't want splinters
down there, could you imagine? And all kinds of other
things is out there in nature? Nature ain't safe like
it used to be. Oh, they got all kind of

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kids got their base. The silver cap keys is running

(27:37):
around and god knows what they poison in the world
with silver. They just biting stuff, just tearing stuff up.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Did you ever have silver teeth?

Speaker 5 (27:45):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I really didn't either, And I don't be trying to
be funny if you're trying about silver teeth.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I'm sorry for that baby. I didn't have silver teeth.
Do you know what that means? Yes, that their baby
teeth have comedy.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
I'm like, you only had them gravities for you only
had them teeth for for three days, and I'll be
feeling bad. It was so bad that they was like,
but we can't even just let it fall out.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I'm so sorry because I know somebody listening to the
show got a silver tooth child.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
I had a memory, a flashback. That's the word I
was looking for. We were here, Letitia was here and
she was talking about she said she was one of
them silver teeth kids. And she'd be posting that throwback
picture every now and then because she had the front
no four goals, she had four silver caps. Yes, she
posted a picture all the time. She talked about it

(28:40):
when she came on her show. Well, we were here.
It was a flashback when the room, when the room
was different, but she talked about it.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
She's like, yeah, and that is proof that you can change.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Because she said she's a bad girl. She changed her
life around. But I do be scared of silver cap
silver cap teeth kids. I'm also scared of little kids.
Maybe a lot of people never thought about this, but
I be feeling like little kids who have too many
different pairs of sneakers, like too many different j's and stuff.

(29:12):
You too fall Why you got so many damn shoes
and they all fresh.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I'm starting to be scared of gentle parents and children
do too.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
I've seen them. I don't have a lot in the family.
There's a few, sure you can guess who. And I'm
just like, wow, this is sometimes I get lost thinking
about like what would make you decide to do this?
And to a certain degree I understand, but I'm like, Okay,

(29:42):
it's like when you're trying to find a healthy balance
with anything. Sometimes like you had a really bad experience,
so you try to go so far away. Sometimes you
go too far. You don't always have to leave the country.
Sometimes you just gotta go out of town. Sometimes you
go go to the other state or move to a
different region. And some people moved to a different hemisphere.

(30:02):
And yeah, I'll be concerned about the children. I'm worried
about the future. Who's gonna take care of us? These
kids can't read, do you know they I've said this
before and I'm still mad about it, so I'm saying
it again. The whole sight word thing is a mess,
and they need to go back to Hookton phonics. They
don't know phonics. They don't know like the phonetics. It

(30:26):
can't sound it out and they're grown now.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, it's it is.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
It's this is the Auntie podcast now, because that's all
we do is complain about the children and not being
talking about funerals. But you're not being touched. My vibrator
almost burned my clid off last night. Willy was because
I mean, it got high. I was like, well, I
gotta put this out, and I was like later, I
did think about this when I saw the text. I

(30:52):
got a text and then I talked to my mom
by my grandfather passed and I was like watching me
and I was up and I was trying to go
to sleep and like I couldn't sleep, and then the
vibrator burn me because he was like, not now put
that ship away. I don't know, but I'm embarrassed. I'm
still gonna use it tonight though.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
You rocked your head like you had silver teeth at
one point in life.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Okay, whence I use something else? Since we're doing another
ketchup what happened?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
So since I went public with my Jesus saved save
your ship? Is that what it's called?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
No go for it? We know what it's talking about.
I never heard Jesus, save your ship. Since you got saved, okay,
since you dedicated your life to Christ.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Its publicly there has been like an influx of man
like Jesus men in my DMS, and like, you.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Don't tell them that, you rebuke them.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I don't say anything. I don't even say anything.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
This is even the first time I even acknowledging it,
like saying something out loud. There have been a few
of them at my church. They like slid into my DMS.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Okay, what do they say? Praise be?

Speaker 2 (32:12):
So there's been somewhere heavy on the on the like
I need me a Proverbs whatever.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Heavy on that type of thing.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
And I'm like I was joking, they're really doing it.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
There is like half and half.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
It's like heavy on, like oh yeah, and you say,
now you're gonna a good pause.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
How many of them got hips?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Not a lot?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Anybody in the choir.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Nobody in the choir.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
You know, I auditioned, and I for everybody he's asking
did you make it? I forgot that we went so
far that I didn't get to say I did not
make it, That's all right, But I didn't make it
because I was nervous and I didn't. I didn't know
the songs. I didn't know the songs and so like,
so they were like, let's just develop your voice a
little bit, let's get more familiar with this, let's.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Get more from it with the songs.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
And so I still go to rehearsal and I be
sitting there and and can y'all.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Know, people be looking at me like this girl is
really in here.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
I'm in here. It ain't nothing wrong to bully you.
You're trying to get discovered. I'm just trying to pray.
I'm just trying to pray yourself. Waf that's yourself. Yeah,
you tell them.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
And if I could tell y'all, how about audition when
it went horribly? It was horrible. I took my shoes
and dance.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
No, no, imagine like praise dance. Maybe not like that.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
No more.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
It's seven people on the stage and you all sing, and.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
So specifically for a choir or what were you auditioning for?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
You?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
So the worship team, the choir, they don't call it
the choir. They call it the worship team.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
But it's not like a normal traditional choir where it's
just like everybody's in there and you can just not
be able to sing. It's seven people on the stage
every Sunday.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Come with me one day. It's like seven or eight.
It's not a lot. And you're like, you're all outstanding
in a little pyramids.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
So they're not playing, they're not about your vocal ability.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
But everybody can't sing, but but I could make it.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
They can hold a note and I can hold a note.
But what happened was when I did that audition, it
was a mess. I was so embarrassed to even show
my face in the church, but I held my head high.
And I was so embarrassed because like, what happened was
I got there and it was only six of us auditioning,
and I was like, let me wait to go because
I'm really nervous, and I don't even know the song.

(34:19):
It's a live band that playing the stuff, and that's
already making me even more nervous. And I took my
and then it was my turn. I went after this
one girl that I thought couldn't sing. So I was like,
I'm sure because I can sing better than her. And
that's not how you should be thinking, but I was.
And so I went up there and took my shoes
off because I was nervous and I just needed to
feel the ground like I was, so I put my
hair in a bun and I took my shoes off.

(34:40):
When they saw me take my shoes off, they were like,
come on.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Gladys, and I was like no, I was like, I'm
so sorry. I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I took my shoes off because I need to feel
the ground because I was shaking. And I was like,
and I don't know the song that will and I
didn't grow up in church, and I just need to know, y'all.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Because everybody was like, I.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Grew up in church, and I grew up in the choir,
and I grew up in the choirer, and my dadd's
a preacher. I'm the only one here. My dad's Muslim. Yeah,
I don't know the songs. I don't even know the
song about to sing. The man who was playing the piano.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
You should have went to an old church, firs.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
The man who was playing the piano was like, when
are you gonna start? And I was like it was
absolutely like I just know that. If I wouldn't have
been in a church setting, everyone would have been laughing.
But because I was in a church, and they were.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Like, wait till later.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, it was very bad, but I still go and
I do still show up.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Good for you. My grandma made me be in the
choir and I was mad. It was only like a
summertime thing. And I'm like, girl, we all know I
can't sing. What am I here for? If Y don't
hear an aura tour? I can do that, I can perform,
I can dance, I could do losses. I could do
some of liturgical dances. I could spin around and one

(35:51):
of them long Pentecostal skirts or whatever. I could do los.
I could really put me in the fellowship, Paul, I'm
gonna get the after church meal together with the other ladies.
I hated that, and I hated that I ever have
to be a part of that. I cannot sing. I
will not sing. Maybe next audition season. I don't mind
embarrassing myself.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Clearly don't either, because I cannot believe first I went
up there and did it.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
I really can't go first and then you go, you
know you're gonna beat me?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Okay, no, friend, it was bad. It was just sounded
like a different It sounded if you would have heard it,
it was like the nerves took control of my voice,
so it took me off no off tone it was,
it didn't sound like how I know I can say
I know it.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Was still club because I probably couldn't hear it. Okay,
I think I done death. I know, I'm just it's
messed up. But Beyonce sounds great. Let don't be knowing. Well,
I hope that next time you try out it goes better.
And I'm glad that you haven't given up and you
still going, You're still enjoying it and whatever.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Now these man no hits, they don't have hips. But
I just I think that it's interesting because it's like this.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
The way of the slide.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I don't appreciate it because it's almost like and I
think I put in here verbatim on the last episode
that it wasn't sure we were going to talk about.
But I put like, just because I got said, it
doesn't mean I'm desperate, And I think that needs to
be very clear.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I don't know what like what when you I'm just
like what do what?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
I will tell you. A lot of the discourse online
is that when people they feel like we as women
who podcast and talk about any aspect of sex day
in the relationships. When you get older and you still
not married, they think that we suddenly turn desperate, especially
if you decide to turn to God. It just screams

(37:36):
and reeks of desperation to the people. That is the discord. Absolutely,
that is how the people feel. So that might be
what they think, and it is true for some people,
whether they were doing podcasts or not. But some people
do do it. And we've even seen people say, oh,
I did do all this fake Christian stuff for so

(37:57):
long or whatever religion they chose, but it's usually Christian
because they were trying to impress a man, appease a man,
or get a man, and then it didn't work and
they got tired and that woe jump back out, Oh
jesse a bell. Sometimes it's just who you are.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
And it's so interesting because I feel like mine was
the opposite of that. It was like, it's funny because
my girlfriend Cassandra, she she pointed this out the other
day and I didn't really realize it because this is
not what I was doing it for. She was like,
you know, you started your spiritual journey for real, for
real while you were still in your relationship and quite Frankly,
I feel like Jesus snatched my nigga right up from
under my nose, like it ended my whole relationship, honestly.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
But she was like, you didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
She was like, it's different because like you didn't start
it because of a man. You had already started it
in your relationship, and so it's just weird to me.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
I was like, some of the men that even not
even just.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Like showing me getting baptized, Okay, cool, there's like a
certain type of man that's in my DMS from that,
and I'm like, what, ex, I'm not even opening the
message because this is weird. Secondly, me being vulnerable into
the few episodes back and like talking about like breaking up.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
That does not let me like, I'm just like, what
is happening in the world. The manipulators are showing themselves
and it's weird.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Just because I was crying because I was hurt from
a breakup, that does not mean that that means if
you slide on my DMS you will get a chance.
It's still the same situation. No, I'm not, it's not.
It's a no.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Still, if you got a big butt, it's still a no.
I hate.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I hate your buddy's big and rumpy.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
You know, like all of a sudden, it was like
I'm no, I'm praise no, nigga, it's still not happening.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
It's almost like people thought, now it's like I got desperate.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
I'm not desperate, that is, But I will say that
is what people think. That's weird because it's like, Okay,
think about it. Not that I agree, because I do
not agree with this at all, and it's very annoying,
and sometimes I cut people out, sometimes I block them,
and well, yeah, that's basically it. But we're over thirty
and we're black, and unfortunately, that is how so many

(40:09):
people feel about us, but on the internet. But I
will also say that the real thing is a lot
of y'all don't even interact with people in real fucking life.
So you're watching a show, you're looking at whatever content
is out there that we choose to put out there,
and you are seeing, sometimes carefully, sometimes messily, whatever we

(40:32):
put out there is what we put out there, and
that's all you have to form an opinion off of.
This is not a totality of our lives. But people
really do think that when you are a black woman
over thirty, unmarried, no children. They think something's wrong with us.
They think that now we're desperate. They think that we
will accept anything, or we are broken and undeserving. That

(40:55):
is what a lot of people feel. So I see
how people people could be coming at you like that.
I don't think it.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
I would rather do math. I would rather do math than.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
What part of that, because I don't know about that.
Have you seen the math people?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
The women that have settled for men and are crying
every night. Their hair is falling out, their.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Teeth falling out.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
They don't know how to be good people because you're
so stressed by somebody's undiagnosed son, because you got with
him because you didn't think you could get anything else.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I would rather do meth.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Those are chemicals under this sink that I could find
and do them.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
I don't want to do math, but I wouldn't do
a little coat. I'll before I do that, because I'd
rather have a good time than a horrible, miserable time.
And that's what i've heard about that I ain't doing
that now.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
I would rather do meth than complain no day about
who the father of my child is. In wishing that
the child didn't look like them because you hate.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
His dad.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Because they got websites for that, no matter what they're
doing in America. I won't tell you how I know,
but if you need a link DM me, you can
get rid of that. You don't have to go through
that sort of stress and stripe. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
I don't think I can. I don't think my body
will let me do it. And I know that my
body won't let me do it. By the way, that
my body stopped having sex with who I was having
sex with, and I didn't.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Know why it stopped it. I couldn't. It didn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
I was like, it was like, since you not thinking,
let me think for you, Like it's just interesting, Like
I'm just It's just we all have different journeys. And
so while I do hope and really do pray that
that's a part of my journey that I get a
husband and kids, is also like.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
I don't want to be miserable, bro.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Yeah, that miserable life. It's not given what y'all think
is given. And a lot of times we see it
the thirty plus black women that's not married with no children.
No matter what we might want in our life. We
see your YouTube videos, we see your instagrams, and you
were trying trying to make us believe it's a shay
to them because maybe they don't realize the who knows
what they're going through. But the grass ain't always greener

(43:08):
on the other side. And I hope that everybody who's
watching us listen to this. Whatever. No matter where you
are in your life, if you not where you want
to be when it comes to relationships, please hold out
for what you want. You can still check yourself and
reevaluate every so often to see am I being unreasonable?

(43:28):
But you probably not. Everybody else is, And don't let
them people get to you. I can't believe that people
think that why, I mean, I guess I can that
people think you're desperate because of changes.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
It's like a new lineage of men that sort of
creeping into my damns.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
And I'm like, there's no way you thought that now
this was open, the pool was open to you.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
No.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
I just be like, you know what, they had three
people in their classes all their lives, so like they slow,
that's what that is. He's and it's fine. I've watched
the shows I've been watching several of them. I see
you Netflix. It gives me a little different insight on people,
and I just assume that that's what's going on, because
I know the fuck you did not think.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
And then some of them like, god, is he is he?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
What?

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Did he have three people in his class?

Speaker 5 (44:20):
I'd be like, yeah he did, and that's it. You
rode a short bus, You did not get to socialize,
you had lunch at tonaight, like your school?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Or are you supposed to be mine?

Speaker 4 (44:30):
No?

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Not if he was going through not me? Okay, you
think it could be for you? I don't think so, Madina.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
We'll see.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Maybe it's just a test of strength. Maybe you're just
supposed to show compassion or some other thing that ain't
got nothing to do. I don't know. Maybe they're on drugs.
The devil is the art of confusion, and he'd be
in there and confusing people all the time. Maybe that's
what that is. That just ain't right. Just rebuke it.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
See like, I just can't wait to look back on
some of these episodes and be like you like you
found him, Like.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
What's the last time you went back and watched an
old episode? And what did you watch?

Speaker 3 (45:10):
It's been very long because I'm scared because I feel like.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
I want to watch an episode from when we were here.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
We should do that.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
I'm gonna want, I'm gonna find something i want to Well, actually,
I wait, y'all drop a comment. What episode or episodes
would y'all like us to go back and watch, possibly
together or separate, however it works. But what episodes do
y'all think that we should go back and watch? And
would you like an update on how we feel? But

(45:39):
whatever happened in that episode is see where we are today?
Because that was many moons.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Ago, manny, and that would be fun mm hmm, maybe.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Or embarrassing, but yeah, it's so fun. I like to
do that. I do that with my pictures. I do
that with like notes in my phone in the journal.
I've be forgetting about journal app? Do you use it
on your phone?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I didn't even know we had one.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Yeah, I didn't realize it until somebody told me and
I was like, oh, let me turn the things on.
And so sometimes it'll give you a prompt. It's just
like a notification that comes up, like why don't your
journal about your date yesterday? I don't know how be
tapping in, but it sent me one today and it
was like, maybe it should journal about this. Maybe it's like,
it's obviously all in my damn business. Is probably looking
at everything I'm sending chat GBT whatever, I'm googling the

(46:26):
music choices. But I ain't mad at it because it
is helpful. Sometimes I do need to, like stop write
my feelings down, so I've been trying to do it,
but I get distracted. It's a matter all anyways. I
guess we give a fun to indecisive Dan and when
we come back we will do that vice in the

(46:46):
cocktails real quick and then we're out of here.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Stop thinking about what I want? What do you want?

Speaker 5 (46:55):
What your parents want?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
What do you want? What do you want?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
It's not that sim what do you want? What do
you want?

Speaker 6 (47:08):
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and I know your head's a itchin and you may
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(47:31):
It's in Sandy Springs. It's a healing experience. Go there,
tell them I sent ya bye.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
All right, guys, if you've been following me on Instagram,
you see that I am working hard and tirelessly in
the gym. I mean, it has been a difficult journey
for me, weight loss, weight gain, whatever it is that
I'm always trying to do with my body.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
It's been difficult working out.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
And I am an advocate for a little extra help
in the gym, in your health, in your everyday routine,
to help you with whatever it is that your weight
goal might be. I have a number in mind. The
weights aren't getting me there, so I.

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Speaker 5 (48:07):
I've never met an extra help. Okay, I am ten
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(48:30):
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and that is what I'm always thinking about, and that
is just a constant struggle. I don't have to be
hungry when I have any emotion. I could be sad, sleepy, horny, tired, hungry,
it don't matter what's going on. I want to eat

(49:13):
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(49:34):
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Speaker 2 (49:40):
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Speaker 5 (49:43):
What yes, And I'm surprised about it decreasing my appetite
because I didn't think it could be done. I thought
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Speaker 5 (51:05):
All right, you guys, So we are back from Indecisive Dayane.
If you are looking for some advice, some help or
on whatever you're going through, please email us advice at
cocktailspot dot com.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
So I put an advice under your name. Okay, I
didn't put.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
A cocktail since we were supposed to have a guess,
but I know that we have a cocktail in the email.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Okay, so I'll start reading this. She says, Hey, lady,
such a big supporter of you two. Leve y'all's authenticity
and transparency on the show. Like the sisters, I never
had much much loved. Almost thought that was a demon emoji.
I hope I'm not losing my sight Jesus, all.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Right, Okay, straight to it.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
So I am in a pivotal point in my relationship
and I feel I just needed an unbiased voice. My
boyfriend and I have been dating for two years now,
and oh it has been a journey. Twenty eight and
he's thirty two. He has assumed to be ten year
old daughter who he raises full time. I met her

(52:10):
at seven, and of course me and the baby mama
are the deepest enemies, and she is thirty three. I
wouldn't even say, of course, I hate that for you anyway.
I currently live in Texas and he's in Ohio, where
we are both originally from. We met on a humbug
when I was in town and sparks fly, and ever
since our first year dating, I travel for work so

(52:33):
frequently would work near him and go to Texas in
between contracts.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
So about six months in I did a contract in
the city, so we were living together. My first weekend
staying with him, me and his strange baby mama got
into it bed. She popped up on weird shits, So yeah,
I turned up. They've been separated for eight years.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Were they married?

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Because you call him her a baby mama, not an
ex wife and separated to me insinuates they were married,
but okay. Anyway, she says no sex with check Mark,
but she's heavy in his pockets. So when she found
out he had a girlfriend. I don't know what she thought,

(53:16):
but she for show showed her ass. We spent the
next few months getting into it all the time, y'all.
The bitch wood nuts, but never wanted to fight lool weird. Well, oh, yall,
she said to be Muma was thirty three. I think
she's twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
I too old to be fighting. Where is she from?

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Okay, harassing my Facebook? This is I'll save it, y'all
could say. She says, harassing my Facebook, wrote a disk
rap about me, writing me a messenger sheer rap, sheer rapper,
sending him essays trying to convince him to leave me. Girl,
weird shit. I eventually caught her in person and got

(53:59):
on her, and now she acts like I'm the crazy lady.
But wait, it gets better. Eventually his mom kind of
get involved because the bitch don't take care of their
child but wants to control him. She's a local struggling stylist.
I thought she's about to say rappers, So I don't think.
I don't know. I guess she was letting the creative
juices flow. She's a local struggling stylist in the city

(54:22):
but never does her child's hair. But got pissy because
I did. Alrighty. My boyfriend is a very passive man,
unfortunately in this case, and I'm a firecracker for show,
so his gentleness to chaos is what attracted me. But
when he wouldn't check this bitch, I started to get concerned.

(54:42):
When he did eventually step up and put her in
her place, she began to corrupt the child.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Y'all.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
This little girl is so bad now, and I think
she might be my breaking point. Me and my boyfriend
grew up very differently, so he's blind to a lot
of sneaky shit she does now at ten. All right,
very different parents.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Teeth go it. If that little bitch got silver teeth,
you better run. She gonna kill you in your sleep.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
And she put lollipops in her ponytail and fan it
out with broken ends. I'm just sinking, okay, very different
parenting style. She lie lie, still sneaky as fucks, just
not taking a good path and It's sad because her
and I had a great relationship until now. At this point,
we're one and a half years in and I had

(55:29):
planned to full time move in with him, but in
the last six months of being here full time, it's
just been tragedy after tragedy. When the baby mama found
out I moved in, she took their daughter from school
and we didn't see her for a week. Insane. He
started the court of shit for custody on paper, but
he knows she can't take care of the little girl.

(55:49):
No car, no job, party, free for all house, so
the daughter would eventually be back with him, so the
case was dropped. Not enough for me. I'm confused, but okay.
She got my number from the little girl and began
texting me trying to question why we're together, saying her
kid don't like me. Just all this bs, I don't
give fuck about.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Blocked.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
She then begins to text me off the little girl's iPad. Y'all,
I was gonna blow the bitch crib up, like, leave
me alone, your baby daddy never coming up off me?
LBVs what young girls tap in? Let Auntie know what
that means, because LBVs. Little bitch very slow, let's see, like, bitch,

(56:34):
shut up, No, it's vs, little bitch, do you know?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
All right?

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Because I immediately saw Louis Vatan and that's all the
way wrong anyway, it is okay, I love this man, and.

Speaker 7 (56:56):
Yeah, ask her lbvts no be vs what that means?
Oh okay, because the way the combo was gone, I
was just like, it's a lot of bitches and this
mother fuck so it's a little.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Bitchloord shit the fuck? Okay, Well it's okay, living but
very serious. Okay, that makes sense. I love this man.
At twenty twenty twenty five, it hasn't been no drama
with me and the jealousizz baby mama. But all twenty

(57:35):
twenty four and a half of twenty twenty three just
took a toe on me. Well it didn't take a toll.
It's nice and when twenty twenty five, But all right,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're asking for advice and or whatever.
I thought this was a cocktail. But okay, forgive me.
I told y'all, I'm all over. Yes, okay, I love
our relationship. Do you you like fucking him? He got

(57:57):
a big one and knows how to use it. I
love our relationship and love between him and I is great.
We love to travel. Both have similar values. He's a provider,
he's a family man, and I'm not the closest with
my fellow. Oh that's it. That's it right there, not
being close to your own family.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I don't gonna do a lot.

Speaker 5 (58:20):
I need to write a nest say I need to
go back to two thousand and eight and start a
blog because I'm me seeing this anyways. He I'm not
close with my family, so I admire how he helps
me navigate dealing with family. He speaks of goals of marriage,
but he also so badly wants kids. Here you go one,

(58:40):
you can't delete her. I mean, if you do, you're
going to jail. Anyway. I'm just torn because I believe
marriage is for better or for worse. And I look
at dating ass pre marriage because life will always bring challenges.
I always said I wouldn't let outside people influence our relationship,
but this has been a lot. And do I throw
in the towel. I also have an entire condo in

(59:00):
Houston I never get to be at because I chose him,
never officially made that move. Well, I'm glad you got
a place to go home. The baby mama go have
a party in hell if she find out we broke up.
And I don't care. I don't know. I just feel
like I let her win. So I don't know what
to do. Because who want to enter the thirty single ass?
Fuck no shade? Yeah, because I was to say, bitch,

(59:23):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Her saying no shade made a shade.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
I already felt it before I got to that line,
and like, don't worry, we'll get to it. But after
each relationship, I'd be single for years, y'all. I just
see motherhood sleeping away, which breaks my heart. So don't
you me out too bad, y'all. Lol, But definitely let
me hear y'all's views. What do a girl do? Thanks
in advance and God bless the girlies. XO XO April

(59:50):
Baby attached a pig. We love the visuals, so I'll
go back and look at it.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
I looked at it, Okay.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
As far as the no shade, let's address at first,
cause that's what's most important right right now, because what
who wants to enter? You talk about all this relationship
stuff and the experiences that you've had, and like it's
just like your single for years, babe. If you're not
thirty yet, you're twenty eight, you talk about your single
for years. You have got to get a grip. You

(01:00:17):
need to get a hobby and do something else, because
anything prior to twenty one, don't worry about it, right,
So from twenty one to twenty eight you're talking about
every relationship ends and you're single for years. That's not
a lot of time. All jokes aside. I don't want
you to make decisions because you're thinking about this timeline

(01:00:41):
that you have created and that is further backed up
by society and people in your life possibly and you
feel like you have to do things before this age
and all this stuff. There is something that I think
a lot of women go through, and I hope that
you reach this point when you do reach your thirtieth birthday,

(01:01:03):
and it's a difference sense of clarity, and it's like
I didn't want the kids, but I did have an
idea of what my life was supposed to be like
pre thirty, and that is a large reason of why
I mean it was a running joke about me lying
about my age. I knew that nobody really thought I
was whatever age I was lying about but it was
just like, I'm not happy with where I am. I

(01:01:24):
want to be in a different place in my life.
I had all of these different goals. Don't let that
get in the way and have you making decisions that
you don't want to be in this Man got a
baby mama, and this shit sounds ghetto. The relationships. I
don't know a better word or a better way to
put it. Another time I might be more eloquent, but
it just sounds ghetto. And is that what you want?

(01:01:47):
And if you have a child, I loky, We'll not
even loki. I really feel like the biggest thing is
you don't want to feel like the baby mama won
and ring you off. Man, it's a win and lose
and you are still treating it like a game. And
this is real life with multiple people involved. You can't

(01:02:10):
keep approaching life like that. And if it's about somebody
winning or losing or whatever, the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
That ain't it? Are you happy?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Is this?

Speaker 5 (01:02:20):
How if nothing changed in the relationship, are you okay
with this? Could you commit to this what it is
right now? And that's the promises that either of you
are making or insinuating. Are you okay with this If
the answer is no, move around, because eventually you will
be old that's true, and you will be making desperate
choices and that will be advised because who the fuck

(01:02:43):
about to wipe your ass when you gets your point
of depends.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
And I think it's interesting that she specifically said, like,
you know, the for better or for worst thing. I
am a advocate of the for better or for worse
part of the vowels because I feel like people don't
highlight them enough. And I love that you brought it
up because it you get to get a peek into
your for worst.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
This ain't the worst, this is just now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
This is the good actually, and this good is not
something I would sign up for, but again that's me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
We have different lives.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
I'm not adding that to my Amazon cart.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Yeah, so it's like you get to get a peek
and a glimpse into what you're for better or for
worse would be, and this is already starting out at
the worst, and I'm not sure that we want to
aim for that. I also think it's really important to
highlight that you there was I had a really good
point that I wanted to make, and it's gonna come

(01:03:35):
back to me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Hold on, let me look at this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
You said something about something that really jumped out, and
I wanted to make sure I said this to you, friend,
because it's important.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
Age she wants kids.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
She kept Oh, and this is exactly what I said
last week again. And I think this just like helps
kind of narrow things down and help you look at
things in the bigger picture of things.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
What do you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Want for your life? This is very dramatic. I mean,
it just is. This is very dramatic. I think it's
important this. This isn't always the case, but a lot
of the times it is the case. And I've even
done this with myself. I think that sometimes when you
look at the people that the person that you're interested in,

(01:04:29):
your romantic interest, the people that they choose as romantic
partners before you, I personally have learned that that matters,
and you can take that how you will. But I
think that if every person before me was very dramatic,
it felt ghetto, it was stressful, it was anxious, it

(01:04:52):
was there was anxiety, there was this, that is a
representation of who they are. I don't know one that
a lounge me on that I don't care what you
say I don't care what you send me, and it
goes for you too. When you look at the lineup
of the people that you choose to lay down with,

(01:05:14):
there might be a few sour apples, But if every
apple is sour, I'm not really sure, Like why would
you can? You are most likely just as sour as it.
And I don't know what else to really give you.
Either gonna change the trajectory or you're gonna continue on
with it. And you continue on with it if you
do this with this man, because that this is absolutely

(01:05:36):
wild to be talking about fighting bitches when we're we
got old joints and knees.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
What are we talking about? I wish somebody would be like,
my baby mama is gonna fight you?

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Who is she fight?

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
You're gonna have nobody to fight with them charges because
I am calling them people on you and I don't
give a fuck. I'm sorry to little Billy Junior, but
your mama is in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
And unfortunately that is what some people like. Uh what
does he say? What's the man that be talking about
the snow bunnies? He tried to pay us, He tried
to tell us we had to pay doctor Umar. He says,
everybody's not gonna be saved. There are gonna be some
women that fall into what the men that do that
have bitches fighting over them, that you're gonna be one

(01:06:22):
of those women. We can't all get saved, we warn't
all we won't all do better. Some of us have
to be with someone's astuy son who doesn't make good decisions,
and he's gonna leave you to pay all the bills.
He's not gonna help, and your child has silver teeth,
And we can't all be saved. And so you have
to make the decision do you want to be saved?
Because if you do, you choose differently and you change

(01:06:44):
the whole course. And changing the course is not easy.
So you go. You gotta make that decision. KEI key
or myself cannot help you do that. You know what
you want, you know what you like, and you know
what you keep going towards. Either you're gonna change the
direction or you're gonna keep going towards it. And I
and and that's what's gonna make you happy. That's all
I can say. I don't know what else to say.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
You want better? Or do you want to keep fighting
bitches for niggas.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
What well blue bloop on that anyways, y'all, that's it
for today. Tired saying, but I.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Got a stroke.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
I'm hungry, y'all. I'm ready to eat my bereavement Catfish episode.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
We can't play with your house no more like what.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
People's baby mamas or baby daddy's baby. Nothing's who is
y'all fighting? Who am I to fight?

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
The Vision decided to give birth for you and you
ain't shit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Asking both, y'all crazy. I'm not gonna step into this
and do that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
You want to tussle, she gonna beat you up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
She gonna beat you up.

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
She decided to give that's the kid be big enough
because they like to tussle too. I see those kids
at the y m c A and let it be
the Boys and Girls Club. Let me stop. Y'all gonna
be mad at me. I'm sorry anyway. We love the
Boys and Girls Club in the YMCA and everything y'all
do for the community, donating to Meals on Wheels, the
Nicholas House and all the other charities that's helping everybody

(01:08:12):
get through. But y'all stop making dumb ass decisions so
that we don't have to keep needing to charities for.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Real, you really, I mean you at some point in life,
and I would say that at twenty eight and on
you have to really look at how did I end
up here? And I'm telling you what I would tell myself.
That's why I'm looking at the camera. And I wish
somebody would come challenge me on that. We all make
bad decisions. Do you want to keep making them? Or

(01:08:38):
do you want to actually get the life that you're
saying you want that does not include fighting a woman
for a man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Have your man at.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Thirty, hund don't enter your thirty single no shade and
see who end up with a mug shot and going
to jail. Is that what you want? Because that's the
other option, because you talk about tussling.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
And it became very shady when you even said that.
And then parentheses because let me tell you something, going
into singlehood at thirty it's not a death sentence.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
It's actually kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
And even if it's not fun, if you're in a
moment of solitude, if you're in a moment of like
trying to figure out what you want, at least you're
figuring it out and you're not just diving headfirst into
some shit because you're like, I'm thirty, I must do this.
And then we got to sit here and listen to
you at forty one complain about now your nigga ain't shit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Well, we all knew he wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
What nothing to add to that, but the fact that
you guys follow us like these links in the description ohe,
y'all got y'all bed because I'm gonna sleeping good tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
It single it all at thirty plus.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Willy be hopping on that bed. I do be letting
her on the bed. She was sleeping good. That's why
she was snoring this morning. She gonna have to sleep
on the other bed.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Off because now she got her diapers on and she's
a senior and you are not paying on this.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Put her little blanket down sometimes. But then it get
weird when I have a man over anyway, I feel
myself just.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
One what was that sounds? I do want to say?
January first, y'all going down is going to sex?

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Ain't going down? But something is.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
Your number is somebody's phone. We could just start slow,
that's simple. We don't see check in next month and
check the description box, and please please please follow us
and all the other things we always say. I can't
remember anyway. That's it, y'all, buy I remember, y'all, just

(01:10:43):
read goddamn it. And if you need a link to
hooked on phonics, if you have a GoFundMe because your
child can't read, and that's what you want me to
donate to, not because you cut somebody out at work.
Let me know maybe that I can give you some
money to really, did you get me?

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
I think that we should start a nonproper and name
of the Silver Tooth Children.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
No, because they Mama's not gonna reinforce. They're gonna be
bouncing between badasses. It's gonna be little booty badasses and
gentle parents. And I don't want nothing to do with
none of them. I just want these motherfuckers to be
able to read. Because who's gonna take care of me?
Whitley Kate reid.

Speaker 4 (01:11:25):
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
I hope she has a physical body because it's gonna
give you my my peels, my medicines when I get old.
That is what is on my mind right now, y'all
worried about farther of the man who's taking care of
us when we get to eighty it's gonna be motherfucking robots.
That's why I talk to Seree Nice, even though she
don't be doing good. I talked to chat gipt Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
I gave her name.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
And now Alexa, you do your daddy, big daddy, Jeff.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
I just applied to join the Junior League, join it,
and so the children will be there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:59):
I feel I can be spoiled children over there. That's
gonna be them. Damn gentle parent kids.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
They're gonna gently parent me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
You better hope they're gonna be like fucking on. Okay,
I'm getting one hinge. We gotta go bye. What the kids?

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
We do it?

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
They do this, they do what? What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
What is this?

Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
A packed man? Give me a little pitch of that chicken.
Give me a pitch that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye dry
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