"Peach Please: Confessions of A Gemini" ft. Tee Sanders

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you love Chicago all of my city?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Now I didn't want to move back. Uh, but I
was on the healing journey this past year where.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You're healing from hard.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Well, it's he are you single? I am single now finally?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Okay, is this a happy single.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Ship? I don't know? Asked me in a week? Have
you dated a lot of fake shrape girl?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, that was my.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Specialty cause you know how long you didn't like men,
You were just trying to force it.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, you liked man that was cool? Yeah, yea check
one two, check one two. Is this Mike going? Is
this Mike going?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Listen man, it's the one and only Trinks that the
DJ sis and you're listening to Cocktails.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Dirty Discussions with Kia Medina Monroe.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Here.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, guys, welcome back to cocktails. Today's cocktail is called
the Peach Please. So what you're going to need for
this cocktail? You should have a shaker. I left mine
at home, so we're improvising. That seems to be the
theme here. So we're gonna take a cup and fill
it up with ice.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
In this cup, you're.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Going to add in about an ounce of peach liqueur.
I really like this brand Stirrings. It's really good. They
make a triple sec. They have a ginger liqueur. It
tastes really good. Some of the brands taste really syrupy.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
And I don't like that. Then we're going to add
one and a half ounces of vodka.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I've got Tito's here. Can never go wrong with little titos. Oh,
I forgot to be measured or whatever. And then we're
going to add in some ginger beer. And then we're

(01:54):
going to add in a little squirt of lime juice.
Pretend it's is fresh. Y'all be cracking me up. Time
about that is not fresh?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Line? I know, I know. I don't have time to
be squeezing limes today.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, now, because I forgot my shaker, I got a
plastic fork.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do what you do?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
What you do a lot of y'all don't be having
shakers at home anyway. You want to just give that
a good little mix. If you did have a shaker,
remember don't put the ginger beer in there before you
shake it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do the ginger beer last.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And that, you guys, is a peach please, Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yep, I welcome back to cocktails. Dirty discussions. You guys.
I am Kiki said so.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
And I'm Athina Monroe. Hey, y'all, and we.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Are drinking leftovers of the what was it called peach first? No,
it was called do you practice what you practice?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
What you peach?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
But now I'm about to shift gears and this is
the peach. Please, Okay, it's good, that's not.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That anyway, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
This week, you guys, we have a guest and it's
been a fine time for us to have a comedian back.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
We love the comedian.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
We got to keep the comedians coming through because they
just keep the show so vibrant and funny and conversational, y'all.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Especially the women comedian. Oh, we get few and far between.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
And before we even introduce her, I just want to
say Keiky and I were super sync.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
There's a divid in that table.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Keicky and I were super syncd up because we have
an ongoing list of dream guests that we would like
to have on. Kecky added her on the list. I
think maybe you saw her perform.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
No, actually, Lauren had told me about her, and you
were here and we were trying to get you because
somebody can counseled on us, but you were booked and
busy as always.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, and then, but that says you're funnyest shit.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Recently went on a show, The Round Table Show, The
Round Table Talk Show, The Round the Game Show, and
I'm at I was like, I love tea. They did
their live show, you guys, without further ado. We got
T Sanders, the comedian here, y'all, how already give a
good ass intro.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
You're trying to get you a book that was like this.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I was like, just busy. I told you I need
somebody last minute. I need somebody funny, not that damn,
but I'm good y'all think.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
For having me. I'm on this showy, no doubt they
can't have me.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
And I didn't even realize you live in Chicago period.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I'm born and raised there too. A lot of people
are starting to learn that that's my fault. I didn't
tell people, didn't think it was from here. Nobody thought
I was from nowhere. Cabbage, Please don't stop. I know
I can't help it. It's the baby face. Do you
love Chicago all of the city now? I didn't want

(05:01):
to move back, uh, but I was on the healing
journey this past year and I was like, all right,
well you got to go back to where it started.
And so I went back to my city.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm healing journey.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You're healing from childhood trauma.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
PTSD uh niggas niggas. Yeah, I still got to heal everything.
We all got here when I was fucking niggas. Yeah,
we got niggas, wounds, women wounds, all wom I got. Yeah,

(05:40):
I'm a geminis ship.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
I collect the hell I collect the wounds. Birthday June.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
That is my grandma's birthday. You know what you are?
A person often about like connected with grandparents, honestly, so yeah,
your grand your grandma's is Barbara, Barbara, hello, barbering.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
This is wait, surely don't need to bear this is
because yeah, twenty grandkids and Sureley, you can get it.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Period.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
That's what you're gonna stomp Shirley out like.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
That because why she talked to my granddaddy. He can't
even see your ass.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Literally fine, I don't think I hear a woman named Barbara,
but I think about it.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I slapped but Shirley, wait, no, this is my grandma name?
Oh wait, your grandma Barber My g that is wild?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Was it them?

Speaker 6 (06:30):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Was it?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
She know a man named Reverend le o' walker senior
and my grandma, my grandmother have death, so she barely
did know but death. This is why that crazy which ear.
Both of them and the dog then chewed up her
air pods.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
You know, the new AirPods can work as here and
first she had the good hearing as the cochlear. She
had the good here in ads, and then they chewed
that up, and then she got some good air pods
and she was okay, so.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
When are we getting rid of the dogs? Was nobody
smacking them?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
She also has epilepsy and the dogs can help with that.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I mean, she just got to pick up her her
Why is your hearing ate out? Put it in the case,
put it in your ear.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's literally a case of your damn if you're don't.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
She doesn't live alone.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
So other people there and somebody, yeah, I'm sure she
likes your braids too.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I meant to tell you, well, are you single? I
am single?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Now?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Finally?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Okay, is this a happy single?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I don't know, asked me in a week. Okay, okay, no, no,
I think it is. It's definitely a happy single. For show.
Are you single? And mingling. I don't know how to
mingle without dating and get married, so I just try
to That happens a lot with lesbian Yeah. Yeah, you know,
we're just lucky.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Knock it down.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, y'all have never been with women before?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I have?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay, so I have. Yeah, So did you ever go
did you go home the next day after sex? I
did go home, but you still you're different.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Leave.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So we just be that. I mean, it's like a
bestie with really great hit. That's crazy. That is that
before too? Yeah? Wow, And that's a good time and
people is not waful time. You know, It's just something

(08:34):
about women. Some things we just get. It's just something
that hits different.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Literally, So you guys, before we get to know t
a little bit more, we are going to play our
game that Kiki and I curated to help you get
to know who you are dating, who you're married to,
who you're having sex with, who you want to have
sex with. I'm curious to know.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
The fine man at the bar that you scared to
shoot your shot at and he's sitting there along be like, Hey,
I don't think I'm weird, but I got a little game.
We play this game with me that's a good strategy
and that's it.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
To turn you down. Though, nobody's going to turn you down.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
And they'll be all right, because what else do they
do with drinking their sorrows away?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Right?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Okay, so we're gonna play. I'm curious to know if
you would like to purchase I'm curious to know. Go dow.
I'm curious too, dot com and order it now.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
You want to start us off?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Sure, and I'm starting I'm coming in hot. How often
do you masturbate? What you mean, like in a month
or in a day, a week in a week, and
a week in a month, in a week in a week.
Do you not do it every week?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Nah? Okay, we can do it a month. But like if
I'm like on, you know, it's just be like like
a heel, Like I'll just be like Friday, I need
to stop touching myself because I won't stop. Right, Yeah,
so on a good time.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Like when I own ship, like twice a day that's
a good amount.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
And what are you like? Are you like old school?
You want to just use your hand? And do you
use toys? What are you like?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I like that little bullet the what the little bullet.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
That baby, I'm quick. Thirty second. Thirty seconds is enough
to really tap in in the first hand. You whyping
yourself up.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
And you roll out, you really did something.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, I blew my back out. I'll put the ship
out of the name. We had a time of day.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I need a glass of wish, a cigarette.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
And honestly, I'm a I'm a back to backer when
it comes to me. Not people like if you bad,
you're bad, But me, I'm not that three four out.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
That's wild, all right? Next one, t I'm curious to
know would you still have sex if you got to
the person's house and they only how to blow a
mattress that was a consonant? Yes, she didn't think about
it was.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, absolutely air mattress. It's still a mattress and some
hair mattresses be coffee. I'm gonna get blowed.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay, excellent.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
How would you describe your head game?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Immaculate? Do you have any special tricks?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I stay at the clip. Men just stay there.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Women do know what they're doing because they love to
be traveling all around town.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Get the damn destiny right where are you going? Okay
and get off my nipples? Go back.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I'm curious to know what would your most recent sex
partners say about your sex skills?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
And she did that? I don't want to put the
words up.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Okay, would you say in a relationship if your partner
had a baby on the way.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
With someone else? I obviously I'm a lay Yeah, but
what is she when? And have one on me?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Have one on the way, yeah, with somebody else? M
hm oh no my step study days over?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Good study?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Take that. Ill all right, I'm curious to know. Have
you ever blown up someone's phone? And I mean called
them at least ten times in a row?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Keep me honest, ladies, I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna
say no. Just really, I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna
say no.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
So you're a good civilized person in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, I'm just I ain't blow your phone up if
you don't talk, you don't want talk? Oh well, maybe
about four or five like you don't you got pissed
off and you hung up on me immediately. And I'm
trying to get context, So maybe about four five times?
Four times? It's normal on like and but that's normal. Yeah,

(13:06):
that's my anxious attachment kicking in. But after my vault five,
maybe my my pride, my pride gonna kick in four
or five. My pride has left the building.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
It was like, bitch, i'll see you tomorrow and I
will keep calling because bitch, if you're not talking to me,
you're not talking to nobody. And I'm just gonna call
it till one of our phone's sides.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
And I got them over.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
But I don't do that anymore. That was old. I
had one girl called me ninety one times.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
I can't even judge nobody because I know.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I don't think I made it up to ninety one.
That's a long time. I counted. I counted what happened.
They're mine.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
They're mine because because something happened for her to call
you ninety one.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
He was sucking her friend or her sister, Nah, her daddy,
her daddy.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
No, he ain't want to meet me. She was straight.
That is why I was my last one. Kiki.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Okay, Well, on that note, we're gonna move on to
weird sex, and when we come back, we're gonna be
talking to Tea some more.

Speaker 7 (14:10):
You said, a man is not a necessity.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
A man is a luxury like dessert.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Yeah, a man is absolutely not necessity. Did you mean
that to sound mean it bitter?

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Oh not at all.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I adore dessert, I love man.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
I think men are the coolest, but you don't really
need them to live.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
It's time to talk about people. Well, these are fictitional people.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
So one of our listeners, I'm not you, said, I
can say your name, So I'm gonna shout you out,
but I want to let you know the story you
sent me is fake. It's not real, but this is wild.
So we're just gonna play a little game of what if. Okay,
so she said a video and it's like this reel
that's going around. It's going around TikTok too, and so
there's a voiceover and it's showing these Asian people and

(15:00):
they're saying, there's this tribe of people where the men
and we both thought about you with the rib ring. Oh,
the men amputate their arms when they get married. What
they amputate their arms? So they walk around with just nubs.
They just walking around. And the story that the person

(15:24):
person chat GPT or whoever the hell is a saying, oh,
this is a custom and this tribe and they amputate
their arms once they get married. And this is just
like a custom that's super old. So she sent it
to me and it's been going around but it's obviously fake.
But it did make me think what kind of sacrifice

(15:46):
would turn me on m for a man to make
if we were to get married. Cutting off your arms
is not one of them. And let me tell you why,
because how the fuck are you gonna work?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
You're gonna be sideshow fucking up at the Barnum and
Bailey Circus if that's even anything, or the Universe Soul Circus.
And yeah, I just mm hmm. But I thought about
your rib ring because they gave up they whole four arms.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
So t I am at a point in my life.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I want whoever my husband is going to be, who
is sent from God himself and created by him.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Satan oh no, because who was going to do this crazy?
Let me get there, Let me get there. You move
me too fast.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I want him to, like fuck a diamond, sorry God.
I want him to undergo surgery and take out enough
of his ribs to where that's what our wedding rings
get made from, because that's there's so much more meaning
to that than a diamond.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
The ribs that in case his lungs that.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
He needs to breathe, though, give me one.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
So he just wants to snatched waist. But aren't you
one of them one of the ribs?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Well yeah, but I'm not inatively she wants a real
one wrapped around her face.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
But you couldn't go with an elephant tusk or something
like you. Oh that's too much. Not the elephant he
should have. I protect animals.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Such a greater meaning if it really is made.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Think that about that, because it's just that I'm so
glad I'm gay.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Like you.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Fine, but you ain't never.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
You ain't never getting one of my rib don't mean
somebody that will do that.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I ain't like. I'll take a rik for you if
your head mat your looks. I'm I could, I could.
I could spare a couple of pounds into It's not
a special baby. It's a little psycho. It's a little
it's given.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Billy Bob Thor. When they was walking around with them
voles of blood around their necks.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I always imagine their sex. I feel like, I bet,
I feel like, really, Bob got that. You know I've
seen that with Monster Ball. You know what I mean,
but AnyWho? Uh yeah, no, that's a little it's out there.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, we'll see what happens. I will keep everyone posted.
Somebody will do somebody do it for you, I think so.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, I'm sure you're a real stud.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
You can get that done in two weeks over there
on the side of town because match your tattoos come
after like the third date.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
So absolutely, you know, do you think that the lesbians
moved so fast?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Uh? H.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Trauma is the name of the game. I guess, no facts.
You know what I'm saying. You you find somebody that
really just fuck the ship out of your trauma bone.
You do a lot of stuff, lots of stuff.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
What's the craziest thing that you've done in like a
short amount of time for a woman got married?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
What was the time?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
A month.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Girl, when you did that? Because I know somebody who
is about to do that. We're at the age now
where you can't dare you tell someone? Do you think
this is soon? Because now you're a hater and you're bitter.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yeah, but it also keeping to myself, I'm gonna watch
this movie baby. Oh yeah. Yeah. At this age, you
just be like I'm gonna be here.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
When you did that after the fact, were you like,
why did I do that? Or were you just like yollow?
Carpai d m b oh No. I was so shocked
when we was getting divorced.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I was like, I feel like I knew you. How
long were y'all married? Like three months?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I'm sorry, girl, y'all didn't even make it through a
full season.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Like if you make it, here's here's where we were
friends first?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay, okay, best friends, work friends, club friends, bar fress.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm not that either. What kind of friends with y'all?
I don't know, not that, y'all. I thought I knew well,
you know, I had the biggest crush on her, like
she was my first girl crush. Okay, Like I was
infatuated with that girl. So once she finally gave me
a chance, then you down. Even though she asked me

(20:30):
she said we should get married.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I was like cool, so she said it just like
that she had no rib no ring.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I didn't. We didn't make it to the rib part.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
We were going to make it do that next time.
I just rather not get married if that's that's where
we had.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Like when did y'all both realize like this ain't it?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
When she realized it.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, I was still waiting behind her for sure.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah. No, we were arguing. We were arguing bad. The
thing is, we moved here. So we got married in Texas.
We moved here like a like a week after and
so here I had my mom here, and me and
my mom are great now, you know, shout out to
growth and healing. But I had mommy issues, she triggered me.
So being here, I'm now a mother of two. Right,

(21:23):
I'm a stepmother of two. She had two kids. I
came to move here to follow my comedy career, but
now I got to provide and support and now I'm
dealing with my childhood trauma all at once. It just
wasn't She was like, wait a minute, hold on, shorty
Storm Like yeah, like I'm cool with one thing, but
we can't be struggling and fighting.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
You know that does make everything, like, no matter how
good the sex is. Yeah, when you get to the
reality of like what is what we're actually facing here
with your struggle and fighting, something gotta go.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
I was something. I was the something. Yeah, I had
to go, And so she packed up that charger August
twenty fourth left me wind up you don't forget the
date because yeah, man, at five in the morning, we
laughed about I laughed about it because I'm a comedian.
She said, I don't think it's funny matter. I was like, damn,
you ain't even brush your teeth, just backed back and

(22:18):
slid on.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Are y'all still friends or no? Do you think you
can still be friends with someone who broke your heart?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I'm a lesbian, so like we're gonna be friends regardless.
But uh, me and her, we're cool. That that's my
g We went through a stage where we couldn't, like
really like I couldn't, but yeah, man, it was facetimeing
another day.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
And it's interesting that you say we're lesbians we can
do that because there was a moment in my life
where I was I had like I was playing with
this lesbian girl and she was I was, but I
liked her. Yeah, but it's like it was we were
having such a good time, like it was a ball
she until it was your turn, she was this was

(23:02):
this was the first I didn't like. I was like
a no, a stud.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Because that's the only way y'all go picking up ship
helping us out. And she was a nice lady she
was helping us bring stuff out to the car for
something for a live show or something.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Oh it was she was very helpful. Shut out to you,
I miss you girl.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Shout out to you girl.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
And not like she had a lot.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
We were having a really great time. We were just
having so much on The sex was amazing, It was fun.
I was just having fun. Was immaculate, like how are
we doing it?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Anyway?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
She was really romantic also, But I was like, this
is starting to become a lot because like my thing.
It was like like she was in love and she
was ready to take whatever I wanted. She was ready
to like lay it out on the table. But I
had met her through one of my really close girlfriends
who was still my close girlfriend to this day, and
it was her cousin, and so I was like, hold
up now, like I'm not really I thought we were,
And it got serious and a minute we ain't just playing.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Ask like I was.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
And then I was like I felt so bad because
I was like this is so bad that I was
like I can't do this, Like I can't, I cannot
do this. I grew up her heart, but she a
real one because we recently my girlfriend used to do
a good job of keeping us separate from things. But
then it got hard because it's her cousin obviously blood
over friendship and so then but she was like, I
want you to come up. So one day recently, literally

(24:23):
the Christmas party, she was like, she didn't tell me
that she invited the cousin. I didn't know the cousin
was coming. We hadn't seen. But when I got there,
I was like embarrassing, a shame, Like really, did you dirty?
And I should have did a better job of communicating.
And I was like so uncomfortable, and I wanted to leave,
but the cousin.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Was like, hey, come we go get coffee sometime, and
I was like, really, be careful.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Really I didn't do any of it.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I was like, it's easy to go back. My show
ain't had no head watched the coffee, like the lip show,
the Chicken wing like baby, I would have been listen,
I know you watch.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I was like, I'm not even about to play this
game no more. But y'all are very forgiven.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Do y'all do it? Have you dated a lot of
fake straight girl?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
That was my specialty. Do you like them or do that?
After I had a real lesbian. Yeah that I like.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
It because I feel like it's just it can be
heard breaking.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I'm like, I want them, but yeah before Oh yeah,
I love my women unavailable, absolutely, I love it. I
love them confused and weird and stuff like that because
I was raised by one. Hey, I love you. We're
good now at the live show she was I love that. Yeah, yeah,

(25:51):
me and my mama good now. But I just knew
my mom wasn't emotional or none of that, affectionate or
nothing like that. So you know straight, you know what
I mean. They don't want you for really, you know,
you know what I'm saying. I love the chase.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
I love saying I loved you, saying, oh girl, you
ain't you know what you do with this?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
I'm like the challenge, except I was doing good after
this one.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Have you ever dated a man? Hell? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:19):
And what are your thoughts about men? Like were you
a child or like in your grown years? I mean
I stopped dating men at twenty three.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
At twenty three or twenty twenty three at twenty three?

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Oh, I thought you meant twenty twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
There's no way in this game. It was not this game. Noah,
I was twenty three minutes. Stop stop dating.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Diuse you know all along you didn't like men. You
was just trying to force it. No, you liked men.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
That was cool. So how did you go over to
the other side? What happened the first time? No, So,
I had a friend and we I had I was
like nineteen. I had realized like, oh, this is different, right,

(27:09):
Like we're best friends, but like we're sleeping in the
bed together and we're cuddling, and I'm like, oh, this
feels so good. But I'm still not like, oh, I
like her, because I realized I had never really liked anybody,
Like I've dated, Well, I fucked a lot of niggas,
but I ain't like like date or anything. I had
like two boyfriends or something. So one day we just

(27:33):
were sitting and she was like, let me try something.
I was eating some snack and she was like, feed
it to me. So I put it in her mouth
and she like bit my finger at my Kuchie went crazy.
It was jumping, and I never y'all know what.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I'm talking about. Y'all know what I'm talking about. That thumping,
like you could.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Feel it in your chats.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Right.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I had never experienced that ever, And I fucked a
lot of niggas, you know, never my body never even
reacted like that. So I fetter another one just to
make sure I was clear on what I was feeling.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
What was y'all eating chetos?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Was some candy like like like these kittles or something
like me like a little starburs.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
So I couldn't remember. Baby, I was so locked in,
you know, and she just kind of put the whole
thing in mouth. I was like, she was fast. Yeah,
she was already bisexual. I didn't really know what. None
of that ship meant for real. And I went to
job Corps. So I made it through the first round
a job course.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I was like, oh, I'm not gay, right, It was
the second round that got me. Yeah, there was only
so much shit, but yeah, and even after that, I
didn't fuck with women until I was like.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Twenty two grown.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah, but did you ever did you have like this
feeling of Okay, I think I'm a lesbian and I
don't want to be, so I'm gonna try to like
not go that way or were you like I don't
really know like what?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Yeah, I was so confused.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
I was like, did you have anybody to talk to
about it?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Nah. I was on everybody straight and my family's Muslim
and Christian and Joebah women, so there was nothing there.
We got there. Yeah, it just wasn't a thing, you
know what I'm saying. And even my gay friends. Yeah. Yeah.
And so after I gave birth there you know, my
son passed. I don't know if you know that, but

(29:25):
not yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a whole child
and everything, and I was just like, I'm still fucking niggas.
After that, I'm like, right, you know what I'm saying.
And I was like, okay, so I'm not close to men,
but I'm open to women and baby, I mean open.
Why so.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
You are close to men though you don't want men
at all. You don't say you're bisexual or.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
No, I'm not bisexual. I thought I was asexual for real,
but uh no, you know, I'm not close to anything, right.
I do consider myself a lesbian because sexually, like, I'm
only attracted to women, and emotionally I'm only attracted to women.
But also I'm not a person that say never to

(30:15):
pop up with a nigga. I'm with a nigga. That's it.
Who gonna check me, you know, period. But I'm waiting
on it because women are exhausting and expensive. So if
there's a real nigga.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Women can be pretty yeah man.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
And but also I'm exhausting, right, So until you do
the work, you're gonna continue to attract who you are.
So I'm assuming you know we locked in on that.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
But I was watching my niece and my nephew the
other day and they're kids, and when you look at
little boys and little girls, you see the difference in
men and women. It's the most weird thing.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I'm like, so.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Chill and laid back, and he doesn't have like these
He'll have an emotional outburst if something happens. For the
most part, he just loves his sister, My my niece
Disney and Kai is my nephew. She's Disney is the
oldest Disney Disney and she is like a Disney Prince,
so precious and Disney will be playing with Kay. She's
playing with Ky. They're having a good time, and then

(31:16):
she was just smack him.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
What did you do to her?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
So there's that version, and then there's like a version
where it's like, Okay, they're playing and she's like, Kyle,
come play with me, and then they're like playing, playing, playing,
and then Ky just loves his sister. He's just playing,
playing playing, and then she'll be like, I don't want
to play anymore, and.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
The switch up. Do not be mean to your brother,
I don't want to play anymore.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
And then when he doesn't want to play, she would play.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
But it's really how you can you notice the difference
when people are transitioning When you could take estrogener, you
could take testosterone and now, like, I know someone who's
transitioning now. And they said, brou the things I used
to care about, I can't even force myself to care about.

(32:07):
I think I got to know. I guess that's what.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
But girl, I'm in laser the laser hair removal at
this pointone Yeah, no, but yeah, they say like I
didn't help.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
They say like, yeah, man, like the things that I mean,
I can feel like it makes you not care about
the little things the way us women do.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Do you take testosterone?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Why then would I take test know I'm a bitch,
I'm y'all.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
I have a lot of extra testosterone when I got
all my levels ship, yes, and that's my problem. Yeah,
but that extragen it's too much. It's too I was
crying in Bridesmaids. Whens came out and I was in college. Yes,
that is a romantic comedy comedy.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Yes, I was crying. I said, oh no, get this ship.
I'm a I'm a I don't like doing now. And
I was in public. I was not alowed. Like six
of my friends. It was like, are you going through
a breakup? I think he's God damn breath control. I
cry when I'm happy.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Now, it's anything can cause somebody call me and just
like I thought about you today, I'm crying.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Oh yeah, No, when I feel like authentic love, I'm like, oh,
I'm so soft for it now, I'm so after Yeah,
I just be crying.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I feel like a lot of people nowadays lack of empathy,
and so when people show it, I'm just like wow,
Like there are still really great humans.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
You know, if you don't just let it go, it
won't just go. I'm definitely becoming way more vulnerable and
open to emotions.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
That's okay, So lesbian question. Everybody in the straight world
says that dating is trash in Atlanta? Is it like
that for the lesbians, Like that for all of us. Baby, No,
it's not.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
We are at the what they say, my grandfather funeral,
We're at the end of our days. It's it's it's
I ain't had no good look. I don't know about
nobody else. But I'm also very picky. Women are not
the same anymore.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Do you have a type?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Yeah, ninety's fine.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Makeup, no makeup, if possible, natural, m hmm. Completely.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Now.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I don't care about like like acne, and I don't
care about just just be you.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
He's fine. One time I was at our house party
and I was standing in the line of the party
in the bathroom and the man was like, you nineties fine,
and I was like, I guess that's why everybody was saying.
I was like Brandy, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's just my number two. So I love that I
can see that. Who's your number one? Whitney? What do
you say? The Queen? The Queen. We love Whitney, we love,
we loved she was not on crack. Crack is wax.
She makes so much money to ever be smoking. Come
on outka, come on now. But no, Yeah, for ninety
is fine. It's given them different world. I could see

(35:21):
that for you. That is my fucking show. I named my.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Dog after Whitley Gilbert. Yes, Whitley and well her full
name is Whitley Beyonce Gilbert.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
She was born on September four. We love that. Oh
she's a virgo too, damn the dog. Okay, So you
were asking questions and we are the same. Sometimes I'm like,
you're really annoying.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Okay, I have a question for both of y'all. If
someone wanted to take you on a date and they
told you that the date was a Netflix and chill date,
would you be offended by that?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Now? Is this a first date?

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Oh yes, yes, offend yeah? Well oh wait men, women, wait.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Did I it's the first day?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
You're like, what you want to do?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Is it a first date and I already fucked him?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Or is it the first date and I haven't.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I respect that that clarification right now. If it's a
first date and I haven't sucked, I'm offended.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
You're offended? Are you still going?

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Maybe I'm in it for the plot, maybe a little dick.
I don't know, and I'll be hungry. Is he a chef?

Speaker 5 (36:29):
He do?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
No chef? But he ordered some uber eats.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
If it's my meal and I'm getting the brussels, I mean,
I'm not going to being hungry. Yeah, would you?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
No, No, you're going She's like, Hey, I mean, I'm.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Gonna be fucking so certified not for me to sleep
door movies. It's not it's not certified. It's a certified
that for me. I'm not gonna maybe around and find
out I'd be snoring. I cannot go to the movies
and not go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
So even in the movie theater, I don't no facts.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Me and my ex wife, our first day was at
a movie theater. I was like, as long as he
I like. She said, you're gonna keep snoring. I'm like,
my bad. But it's a long, gass movie. We're seeing
to Roche p Henson up. What men want, that's what
we will see. I never found out what they wanted.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I don't know what they want.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
But we had already went out. I had a fetter
and we went out for drinks and then a movie.
After lesbian relationship, do you she gave me some anyway
that night though, Oh yeah, the snoring didn't stop. Go ahead,
give it up soon.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
In lesbian relationships, is there the conversation of like fifty
to fifty and how men be talking about like I
don't want to pay for every day? Like like do
you do because you are still ultimately your women? Yeah? Man?
Is there not a point of relationshphere? It comes like okay, girl.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Like me and my homegirl talk about this all the time,
and I could never uh Like, I personally am a
provider and it's just in me, So I don't mind.
My bills got to get paid regardless. So just because
you come and move in with me, don't mean nothing
changes on my end after three days.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
I means, but what matters to you? Like do you
seek in the back of your mind? Are you like
dang like I wish you would help?

Speaker 5 (38:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I mean, would it mean that she doesn't care if
she doesn't? No?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I mean because I think women can show up in
so many other ways. For me personally, I am looking
for someone to be of service in some way, shape
or form so make my life easier. I will grind
the fuck out of out of every time to make
sure everything is settled. But sweetheart, please keep the little
shit to yourself. I don't care, right, I don't care, bro,

(39:00):
I'm not I really don't care about I'm so upset
why I.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Felt I'm a fixer, Like, so, what are we upset
about at it?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
All the time we got in life? Why are we upset? Like,
let's come on, what do you need for me?

Speaker 3 (39:18):
And what if she's like, I just need more time.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I'm working on it. I'm working. So is it okay
for me to walk away? Or do you need me
to say? Right here, I'm also autistic. So it's just
some things. I'm just saying. I am certified. Now, you
actually got three.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
When you got certified autism, did you ask your mom
like did you know I was autistic?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh? My mom? Yeah, oh god. I just talked about
this on my show My Mom. I came out and
just did a video about it about just saying like,
I'm autistic. I have anxiety, severe anxiety. I mean the
whole spill, the whole mill platter, I got the whole
Shakucci board, I have it all and right. And my
mom came to me two days later, you don't look

(40:01):
autistic at.

Speaker 7 (40:02):
Me, I said, like radio like, that's probably what you
want me from from me, and up I was like
yeah no, I was like, man, you know, most black
women go undiagnosed.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
I think I'm one of them. But I asked my
mom and I said, Mom, did any of my teachers
ever say something seemed a little autistic about me? My mom,
let me just stop. But so when you decided you
were gonna go get tested, what was that process?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Like?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
So, first off, it was dating someone who opened up
that world to me. Shout out to also TikTok, because
TikTok be like, Okay, neurodiverg is how it starts, right, Like, Okay,
I'm not the only one that struggles.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
You know, all these people that are doing things like.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
You, Oh my god. Because I was like, there's no
way I'm normal, right, And so I dated someone who
was also autistic and she was like, oh yeah, you're stemming.
Like what is that? And she like oh yeah, like
how you do this, this and this, like these are
all stems. She's like, more than likely you're on the spectrum.
And I was like, get them wait a minute. And

(41:09):
if you know, we grew up in a time where
it'd be like oh that's white people shit, or you
know what I.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Mean something like that, ain't not wrong with you, You're
just lazy. And it's like no, bitch, I'm straggling. Were
getting on my fucking.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Listen what you're doing. I want I just want to
cover my ears. Oh yeah, And so man, I went.
I went to therapy, and then my therapist was like, yeah,
I'm gonna send you to the psychiatrist because yeah, we
need to get this. It's way past that. My trauma
is way like to the point where my brain has rewired.

(41:44):
My brain has rewired itself. So like, I have what
you call so fun fact, I have what you call
what my therapist will call a shame shame will right.
So I'm dating the girl shed I send her a text, Hey,
come morning, help you have a great day. She sends
me it text back and say, good morning. I hope
your day is extremely productive and that you have a

(42:06):
great day as well. I called my best friend. I said,
I'm sending you a text. What does this mean?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I'm autistic, hands down, dropped the mic.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Just go see the lady and take your t You
could just be an overthinker.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
But also that's the thing, but because depending on how
you was raised, and she was like, it means she
was like, it looks like she's saying have a great day.
Go be productive. I said, well, we have been talking
for a while, so maybe she's saying like, oh, we've
been talking too much. Don't call me today, don't text
me today. I'll get to you. And I was like,

(42:50):
she was like, I don't think so. And so after
dating this girl, right dating her, she was just like
we were arguing one day for like two hours. I said, so,
what you're trying to say? She said, the same shit
I've been saying for two hours. I said, so, wait
a minute, you really meant this? She said yes. I said,

(43:12):
but I've been fighting you because I thought you meant this. Yes.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
So is that what it's like arguing with me all
the time? Yes, because I'm.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Just like my I'm set to hear what people aren't
saying because I was raised by people that were passive,
aggressive or narcissists. To be honest with you, they didn't
say what they mean, so you have to listen to tones
and pitches and energy. You have to really figure out
what they're saying. And when you date someone that's autistic

(43:42):
and that says what the fuck they mean and mean
what they say, it's like confusing. It's like, so you
really didn't want a gift didn't right, I said, no gifts.
Oh okay, thousands of gifts. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Because I thought everything is opposit.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
It for me, and now the other person is like,
but you are overwhelming the fun out of me.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, it's hard. I tell people all the time, be
friends with me ten out of ten.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
But like when you go get the test, I'm still
on the test. You go to test, you writing something?
Are they no?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
No, they'll ask you questions. So every there are different
testing for autism. It does not all look the same.
Based on my conversations and testing with my psychiatrist, this
this and this question. Question, question, question, your question, question
your question. Okay, on the scale of one to ten,
this this and this and this and this, it's pretty on.
It's like right there. So sometimes it doesn't require like

(44:37):
if you want to see how on a spectrum? Man, like,
what do you struggle for? Sometimes it's very matter of fact,
it's right in your face.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Wow. Yeah, m you know they say that Beyonce's autistic.
I've read it.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
I can see that said that we're very high function.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Most black women are very.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Hyph they say about black women and women in general,
but especially black women, And then how like we're just
taught as women to whatever is going on, it doesn't matter.
You just have to push to push through it no
matter what. And any time you have an issue, maybe
somebody will let you vent a little bit, but you.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Have to keep going.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
You have to keep going because nobody's gonna be there
to save you, right, And women will not get diagnosed
that and ADHD And it's like because we are the
people that get shit done, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I don't even think it's like you're not getting diagnosed
because you're like I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Know the truth. You just don't know because you were
taught not to. Yeah, one of like I have a
heat sensitivity. I just thought I was. I didn't like
to cook.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
No, I don't like cook.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
No, I don't like heat, right, Like it's just been
like I'm like, oh no, so got anything. Like I
don't eat my food like hot. I gotta wait till
the cools down, like I have a second room temp. Yeah, yeah,
I'm cool. I don't eat cold, but like hot, like
even like opening up an oven. Uh.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
I have a girl friend and she specifically works with
I don't know the title of the type of nurse
that she is, but she works with autistic kids and
it's like they're deep on the spectrum, like high on
the spectrum. Anyways, one tight we were just talking because
whenever people bring up autism, I'm always like asking all
these deep questions I was. I started getting yeah, and
she started talking about like this this like this pressure

(46:30):
around like time and how like if something doesn't go
according to the time for when people are late, nobody
might not know. Because I've had to work through it.
It's like I have to like go through this whole
like talk down in my own brain of like it
is okay that somebody got a flat tire and got
in a car accident on the way to wherever you're
supposed to meet them and they didn't make it here

(46:51):
on time. It is okay that they were five minutes late.
Like why are you so stressed about this? And when
she was talking about it, I was like, yeah, I
just want they had it at home kids or like
a swab.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I get on your face.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
So concerned, concerned because you also said I don't even
think people know.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
We know, we'll tell you something because I'll be late.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Right, we show up to eight event that goes on
for hours and hours.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
There's no schedule to the event we want it.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I'm so sorry we're late, and I'm like, this is
an ongoing brunch for hours.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
People.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
She will show up to a party thirty minutes early.
It's one thing to be on time, but listen, you'll
be early early to think that I.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Didn't know that you thought that, Like, people don't know
that she makes Yeah, when I told everybody, and when
I when I finally, yeah, when I finally when they
was like, oh yeah, without a doubt, Yeah, I have
time block. So I don't think we just talked. We

(48:09):
ain't talked for months for real, oh my god. Or
or like if I have an event, if you tell
me we got to be there at five o'clock, my
whole first half of the day is fucked because I
gotta be on time at five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
And see, on the other side, I'll be trying to
jam pack my day because I'm like, Okay, it'll take
me thirty five minutes to get here. I don't need
to leave an hour earlier if it takes me thirty
five minutes because I have fifty million things to do
on my list. So this little task that will take
fifteen minutes, I should put this in here. I can
plug this right here. But everything that can go wrong will.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I'm already law. I'm always so I will be late.
I'm always say because of that. Yeah, now I'm in
My concept of time got to EIGHTYHD, don't you. Yes,
I'm fucked.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I got it all that I told you you're taking.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I do not. So this is why so I need
a pill. If somebody could give me a pill because.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I grew up in a family that didn't believe in
immunizations or we don't take Like, remember you were a
little nervous about my dual action, I promise you I was.
I was, yeah, I don't take medications. Knock it out,
the toothache, don't mess me up, right, But yeah, I
don't take anything. I don't do anything. Wow. Yeah, so

(49:29):
I was like within medication. But I was like, then
she has like I've done it by myself for thirty
four years. I'm good, you know what I mean. Like
at this point, we're gonna try it because my my
my therapist said, we're past the herbs. Past the herbs,
maybe you need someone you need because really, what she
said is she wants to. I just need a clearer

(49:50):
tent right so that I could see things better because
I have I have severe anxiety. So it may not
look like it, but baby, I be freaking out here now.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
And then that makes me wonder, how did you get
into comedy with severe anxiety? You are.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
A lot of comedians share how they go through, like
extreme depression, all of these like things that are going
on mentally.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I've recently talked about being suicidal, suicidal ast year.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
I'm sorry, it's like, it's all right, I'm still okay.
But when do you feeling like that and struggling with anxiety, autism,
all the things. When does the When does the comedian
gets the point where you're like, you know what, I'm
gonna take this live. I'm gonna what's gonna help is
I'm gonna get in front of the audience of people
who will be judgmental and I have to entertain them,

(50:41):
and this is what it's gonna do it because you're
you're so funny.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
I did it because somebody told.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Me to another comedian, or somebody was like, hey.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
A girlfriend. She was like, hey, well, I've been hearing
it my whole life. But they She was like, you
you need to go, you need to try it, and
so I want to stay. You know. But I've been
making people laugh my whole life. But that's also because
my biggest bullies was home, you know what I mean.
So you either gonna be funny or you're gonna fight.
I was doing both. But I used to get picked

(51:14):
on because I was too sweet, Like I was too sweet?
All you too soft? You too You're too nice? Right,
So I had to learn. Plus I wore sketches.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
He was were of sketchers.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
My daddy got fifty percent off.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
He worked at journeys.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
He was a cop. Cops did there, okay? And yeah,
sketches every year and it's just one pair. It was
like multiple. I write them sketches for the resident. I
was playing basketball a getting shit. Listen everything.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Nobody likes a sketch, not a sketch.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Sketches with the wheels and no, no, I ain't even
too cool. You should bring them back. I did. I didn't.
Sketch Sketches is still the number one one of the
top selling shoes.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Somebody fell out of a wheelchair or they was put
on my six hundred pound life with a thousand pound sisters.
The husband of the smaller sister, I guess she was
four hundred and the other one was six, and he
was pushing her.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Chill bro about to get casel bro wid. Wow, I
feel like I'm at the round table. I'm trying, I'm
trying to laugh.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I was pushing that lady up the ramp in her wheelchairs,
like you do, knock me out the goddamn sketchers.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I was like, those are some sturdy shoes. He put
those on too raw up the hill. I never get
this nigga.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
I was dating this nigga and he was like, hey, hey,
they used to call me shopping shopping find this, Yeah, shoppahpa,
but he was shoppa.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Yeah. I was in a band and that was my
crab name. Yeah, what did you play alto sax? You
still play? I can't? I think so. I think I'm truly,
like very artistic. So like, have you ever put the
bottom of the sacks on some of these pissy baby?

(53:14):
I ain't got that. I ain't played any years.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Wow, the naked trumpeters one of our lives.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I've never had that or done that, And it wasn't
that creative.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Listen, I was like, but he took a trumpet and
played it on the pussy and that girl was cutting
up live on the stage in front of I did.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Oh, I can imagine. We saw him the other day.
He had on leather pants at the function. You know
what something good instrument player is sexy?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
It's very six I had.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I was working around with my assistant, man directed to
shout out to him. He played the trumpet. See it's
them trumpets and it's my freshman year high school.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Wow. I was inappropriate, he was a director. Assistant said,
all right, before we move on to Indecisive Diane, who
gives our listeners date ideas and tips, I wanted to
ask you what type of dates do you like to
go on? Not which ones do you like to plan?

(54:14):
What type of dates do you like to go on?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Man, wherever we're chilling in the house, I'm out all
day unless we get unless we're flying out in somebody
else's country or state, or like somewhere by ourselves. Actually,
I don't think the woman is ever taking me out
on a really hold on, I'm finding it.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
I would love to start a nonprofit where it's just
geared towards people who never been on dates and you
take them on a day, it's a lash.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Maybe I mean you got it.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Oh they're gonna be my ass.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
If you did, I can't remember it. Well they could
have tried all. No, I'm looking like, that's what I want.
I want my relationship. I want the energy. You know
what I have I did recently. I'm sorry. I try
to get rid of her in my brain. But yeah,
sometimes I had a woman showed me what I would

(55:13):
want in a relationship. It's not with her, yeah yeah, no, no, yeah,
yeah no, But I've had I've learned that my friendships
are becoming my new relationships. Honestly, I'm romanticized my friendships.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
You know, the dating world is a wild place. I
would just say that you really, we really go on dates.
There are certain people we spend several years with. People
you might move in with, even Mary if you and
it's all a part of the dating everything, like it
starts with like a date and you don't know what
is about to transpire, Like am I gonna like you?
Are you gonna give me PTSD? Are you gonna traumatize me?

(55:49):
Do I really love you? And we love each other?
And we just can't be together because it's just.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Not meant to be.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Do we get married and get divorced, do we kill
each other?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Or it could start off a different way.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
It could start off as friends and then it turns
into something else for what different.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
That's the way to go. That's what I'm gathering. I've
seen like some pretty recently and they all say it
started with friendship. Okay, they started as friends, which is
why I think lesbians have such.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
A hard time because nobody.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
All at once, everything everywhere, all at once.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, I think certain as friends for me works better.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
I think that it helps when you go through like
rough patches in your personal life, it's not so hard
to like get through it and still have that person
there because when it's like it's just dating and it's
like you're not giving me what I want, they're not
really trying to give.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
You're not trying to work through anything with anybody going
to it.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
You stressed me out. I gott to move on because
it's somebody else.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
But when you were friends first, they're going to default
back to that friend because they they know that fact
took me a long time.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
You're talking, Let me give you hold on date. Anything
with R and B. But I mean like real R
and B. True R and B lovers is a I
mean true.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
So we can be So when you say anything R
and B, so we could be a concert. It could
be an R and B karaoke.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
It could be a come over to my house and
let come over to my house, listen to my playlist,
and let's let's let's carry at the house, compare playlist.
That's a date night. Let's compare players. Y'all know what.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I got a record player and I bought some records
because I don't just the way it like kind of cracks.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
All I got is I love it.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I'll be in there dancing and you invite somebody over.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
You have that plane. It's just a vibe, I mean
just ours, and I don't know. I have to give
them a little I mean hours. Hours. I can listen
to music and talk about music.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
That's a fun date night. You're like, yes, you play
a song I plays?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Okay, well you ain't. What about this though? Okay, but
now that makes me think of this. But when somebody
really have that are kind of music like I do.
I'm a huge music person.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Now let me tell you about a date me and
my ex went on and it just makes myself sad
that it had to end. But like we went on
a DJ date. There is a guy I can't remember
the name of the company, but it's in Castle Burry
Hill and he is an old DJ and he gives
you can do these classes like how people have perfume
making classes, book making classes, and basically what you do
is you come up with a DJ name. He has

(58:44):
all of these old records R and B nineties, R
and B eighties, R and B old classic like Y
shows you how to mix how dj is back in
the day used to mix, and you make a mix
and the y'all perform it for each all that is.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Hands down, I can't imagine it was. I can't.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
And you have snacks and like it's a whole your DJ.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I'm such a stickler. I'm like, I'm such a sucker
for women that can sing, like my ex wife could,
Like I mean, just like I love women that can
say I love musical women. I love women that can
play instruments. I mean, and I don't know if that's
my autist, I don't know, but that is my my

(59:32):
happy place music wow period. I love it.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Mm hm.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
I love to sing. I think I'm actually tone deaf,
but I'm sing my heart out.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Don't let Whitney Mariah or Beyonce or dance.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
But like but not like Torking.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
I mean like like I mean no his hot, I mean.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Like uh sensual s like a strip, like a dancer.
Like I love women that can move their body and
dance right because I dance like my one of my
dream jobs one day, it's the choreographic dance about seduction.
It's to teach a class on seduction. I can. I

(01:00:19):
can teach women how to be seductive.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
It is very hard, it is, it is not so
that's why you teach the class.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I'll show you and I will come. It's just really
like having people really take me seriously in that space
because I am the funny girl. But I mean I
I mean, if you know it, girl, I'll sign up.
Yeah yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
We are going to move on to Indecisive Diane, and
when we come back, it is going to be time
for the advice.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking
about what I want? When you want, what your parents want?
What do you want?

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
It's not that sim What do you want? What do
you want?

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Hey, ladies, it's me Dan and this week's state idea
is figure in your girls. This is what I want
you to do. I saw this on Instagram and I
thought it was just the cutest idea.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Go to trade of Joe's.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
They always have flowers on seal, loose stem flowers, Grab
a bunch, grab a variety, get your girls together like
two or five and have a bouquet making class, have
some cocktails, have some champagne, and make your own flower bouquet.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Fine, all right, all right you guys, and we are
back from Indecisive Diana and it's time for the advice.
Remember if you want some advice from us, first down
as the field app maybe your answers are there. And
if you don't do that, then I guess you can
just go on hand and email us. We'll appreciate it.

(01:01:58):
Email us that advice cocktailspot dot com. Okay, so this
says Lowayne, mister officer, I hope this girl is not
going to jail, going to put emojis in here and everything. Okay,
I need to vent and figure.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Out how to move forward from this situation.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Ship I'm having an affair with a policeman six years
older than me who has a three month old baby?
Is it three month old baby yours? Because if the
answer is no, just go. We met at a party
he hosted, and I made a move on him because
I was drinking. I don't usually initiate things, but he

(01:02:38):
was attractive and he seemed interested. I decay, I have
a thing for a man in a uniform.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
Lol.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Your girl have fantasies, so what. Anyways, the next day
he has to see me, and I invited him over.
He came over and hung out for a couple hours,
stepped out to take a call, and then returned to me.
We did more than just talked. When he returned, it
was a baby making sex, so damn good, y'all the
best I'd ever experienced. He's interested in me and aware

(01:03:07):
of what I'm seeking. While I don't want a relationship
right now, I do want a long term, consistent, beneficial
relationship which he's okay with.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
She's a friendship.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
She's a goddamn lie. But when she's okay with, he
keeps it open and honest with me. But I want
to know more about him. I really like him. And
want to continue spending time. But they live together. He's married, right,
That's hugely.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
How it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I mean, everybody's different. He has a pretty busy schedule.
He is fighting crime and a newborn. That's another thing.
I don't want to get into the mix with that.
I'm sure you're not welcome there. I don't want to
bring nothing but peace and happiness into what we have,
but I want my mean time to I don't want

(01:03:53):
to be naggy and pushy him away.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
She said pushy just a girl asking for advice.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
I'm sorry, I'm being harsh, but the reality is, girl,
the man is married and he has a new born
fucking baby. If you had a newborn baby and you
had a man or a husband, what would you expect
from him? And then think about what you would expect
from him. It sounds like he's trying to juggle you

(01:04:20):
and her and the baby and god knows who's who else.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Let's just be real. You need to move on from
this man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
This is not you're saying you're okay with stuff. You're
settling for less than what you really want. You want
to get to know him better. Turn on Oxygen Investigation
Discovery Discovery Channel. I don't care national geographic. You will
seize that throughout nature, humans down to the animals, there
are certain people and certain species that do not play

(01:04:49):
about you coming in on their person. He needs to
keep some separation between you and his wife and that newborn.
You're not about to be getting too deep. This is
not his first go round. You have to move around.
I'm sorry you're not gonna like that, but for real,
you have to move around. It's not gonna work out.
You want more, he cannot give it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
He doesn't have time, he's baby.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
What would you tell her if this is your friend?
She was like, I want to go into it with
peace and happiness.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Franko, ain't no peace. Just go find you a married
nigga without a three month old baby, and who's not
a cop.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
That will kill you, bury you and get away with
that shin.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
You still be a cop? Just no baby. If he
gonna cheat on you, struggle, yeah, just take one of them.
What in the order? Baby? Wire it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Cop? You know?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
I think? But you can fuck with a nigga married
Mary Nick if you I mean, because yourself works out
live you know me, don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Don't respect yourself, so just get rid of the baby.
There's a lot of married niggas out here for and
do you want to be that same lady like his
wife but not his wife? You want to get pregnant
and be sitting there with a new born and wondering why.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Please don't have a don't have a baby? Woman?

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
You need to listen to crime junkies. Yeah, you don't
want to be the next episode.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
I think both of these young ladies gave you great advice.
I have nothing to say.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
It is very hard to like leave a situation like
that unscared. It's not impossible impossible, But if you don't
have a child by him, I would advise you to
move on. And if you want somebody who's going to
be unavailable sometimes because I get a girl, I do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Facts get somebody without a baggage. Honestly, I would prefer
you to be just married. Then I would prefer the
day of married man then a single father, because love
a man has for his kids is completely different than
love he has for a woman. The woman is conditional,
the kids are not. So if he's a good daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
If single father like like locked in dad, the love
of single, like locked in dads for his kids is unconditional.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
You ain't never penetrating that. But you could get in
the mix of a married man and.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Really like all the men and how they love their kids,
even the good ones, they love their kids. I feel
like all the love about our kids with dads is conditional.
Because that's why Mother's Day is more important than Fire's Day,
because even if your daddy is around, he just still
don't be knowing your birthday. He don't know the doctors,
he don't know what the fuck is going on, and
you can't interrupt in certainty, like it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
You know, daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Conversation with my daddy one time about like old stuff,
and he straight up told me, Kiara, this is too much.
I just want to have fun with you girls, me
and my sister. He was like, I just want to
have fun, like y'are trying to bring up old stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
I don't want to go there. I just want to
have a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
And I'm like, fuck you, boy, I'm not one of
your girlfriends and your daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
My dad upset me so bad last month that I
was just like bro like, and my mom and my
dad are still married. My dad is in my life,
but I don't know him, and so like I got
him this journal and I was like, Dad, it's these
I don't know. You'll probably seen him going around on Amazon.
It's like these journals you can get your mom your.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
It's a prompt Yeah, it's prompts.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
It's not like you just write your soul. It has prompts.
And I said, Dad, I got you this for your
birthday or for father's and have you started feeling that?
He was like, well, no, I don't see the point.
He was like, well, why do you want me to
do it? I said, okay, well let me tell you why.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I don't know you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
And he was like, well, yes you do. I said, no,
I don't, Dad. There is like some prompts in there
with like I would like to know this. I won't
know what you answer until you die. Essentially, I'm not
gonna go and be like read it back to me, niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
It's not gonna read your diary.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Yeah, I'm not gonna know these things until you pass away.
He made such a big I would I'm still very
upset with my dad. Like I was just like, what
are you say I ask you for anything? He was like, well,
sometimes I just feel like there's things that like, kids
don't need to know about their parents.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I was like, Dad, we're in a different fifty goddamn
years fifty goddamn years old that is born than nineteen
twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
And at the end of.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
The day you talk about there's things I don't even know.
No nigga, I need to know because this is my roots.
I'm trying to figure out if I'm autistic or traumatized.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
And you talk about you can't just fill out the prompts.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
It's not after you like deep, it's just like normal
stuff like who do you love in life? Man?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Man? I felt that. Are you all right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
My mom? You know she feels it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Out, but you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Like, just still, I'll ask you for nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I heard you, Yeah, I listen. I feel really, I
feel so lucky and it's so unfortunate. Women and their
fathers aren't like me and my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Are like really like, you can go to him for anything.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Everything. I love that, every single thing. I think that's
why I'm gay. Now I want to be like you.
I don't need no nigga right now, say how's my baby?
I'm like, I'm so good, daddy, thank you, Like I'm
a princess. I'm his princess. Yeah, so yeah, I know

(01:10:27):
too much about that, nigga. Honestly, whish I could afford
to learn a little less about my dad, but he's so.
My dad is like a hunted He told us everything
growing up. Me and have always had a very tight relationship.
I know too much.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I learned to but I think that was the flaw
that was like there were some things I shouldn't have
known or but he just put me on games like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
And see I'm like that with my mom. Yeah, and
I'm now at a point where it's like, dang Dad,
like noh, are you damn man?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
And my dad my dad ran into some some shit,
and so my dad didn't really he doesn't want to
be so connected to me because of my new success
and stuff like that, because he has a history of
some shit, you know, and it's not some shit that

(01:11:23):
like I can subscribe to you feel me like he
got his thing. But outside of that, him as my father,
him as all of our fathers, Like my dad loves
his kids, Like if he could stay in the house
with just his kids, he said, like the women may

(01:11:44):
come and go, but his kids. He's a damn good daddy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
My dad loves his kids, but he there's like this
disconnected like I can tell he's uncomfortable with and I'm
uncomfortable with it. But I'm the type of person where
it's like we have to talk through this because there
are some similarities that I see and me and my dad,
and it's like I can only talk this through with
you when it comes to like different things that you're
fearful in life about. I get it from my dad

(01:12:08):
and I need us to talk about it. And he
just is like he didn't said he lost the journal.
I'm getting you a new one expected in the mail
next but.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
You know, you got to give him some grace. It's
pasted him. It's past you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
You're gonna feel this journey.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
It's past you. Because some niggas do not want to
even like like our parents. I don't know what the
hell will happen to them, because even my mom, I'm like, no, bitch,
you you're not good.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
You know what I mean, Like if we're talking to
that and I was like yeah, but like you weren't there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
I don't even tell me. I want to get my
mind like damn, Like, but it's something it's like a
disconnect that our generation are the bridge for the next generation,
Like we gotta go through all that shit and the
therapy and everything. It's very rude that we have to
be trash and then on type of a pandemic, you

(01:13:03):
know what I mean, like, yeah, bills and bills and
what's up with the lone business? Can we just erase side.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Race side with the rest of humans and all other
things that are going out of the window.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Facts, we are the bridge. Our generation is the bridge,
and it's a sucky ass bridge that we have to
be because our grandparents and our parents didn't do it.
And it's gault.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Yeah, and my dad because my dad even said that
I wasn't asking my mom all her business.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Well that's part of the problem. But now the next
generation makes me uncomfortable about how comfortable they are with
a shit. I'm like, damn, you'll just tell every guy
a surprise, like you're just coming on, okay, So let
me tell you right now. We're a family.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
On a family FaceTime. The child, my niece is four
years old, and my eyes were a little juicy. I
was crying, but I didn't know she realized, she said,
She said, d d are you kind about Darius? Everyone
was yea, and I'm just trying to act out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
D are you crying about ywhere? Hey? Man, kids be
locked in? This new generation is different, bro. They don't
want to work for ship because they but they because.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
They know they want to ask ye request to my
eye passing for apps on theirs that cost twenty goddamn dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
What the fuck cost twenty dollars?

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
My sister's twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
She told me, well, since you and my other sisters,
she's the middle girl, she's an actress. She's like, well,
since ye're gonna be famous, I don't gotta work.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
And she meant that ship. She meant that ship. I
have seen it in the face. She we like these
knew the gen Z and the jen a Ors are different.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
They're different, very different. But our parents that they ain't
gonna they not. So I had to. That's why I
had to. I looked at my mama. I said, damn,
Shorty the time he was thirty four, you had folk kids.
I said the same thing. I said, maybe I can.
I said, I just washed my wallet. I literally just
found my wallet in the washing keys. Yeah, I don't

(01:15:06):
know how long ago. I threw my rental car keys.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
And dog didn't have dog foods for a long time,
and I was giving her rice and eggs.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
What and that's it. I'm calling Peter Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
I said, eggs is not bad, but it's not her dog.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
You could have just.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Vegetarian that week.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
I want to know not to ask, but I couldn't.
I mean, I'm like, you had four kids and you
weren't even raised by that great of a mind shouting
up to my grandma love. But she wasn't raised by
a greater mom, my grandma's mama dad when she was three, Like,
there's no great like relationships of motherhood. So you did

(01:15:53):
the best you can. But once I thought about that, I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Was like, good, and let me tell something that I
have thought about recently, and then we will move to
the cocktails. Being one of my girlfriends were talking about
this recently and we were Even you ladies and gentlemen
who send in the advice, sometimes you have to look
at shit that you're going through and be like, I
have examples around me of what this ship will look
like if I do not heal and if I do
not really get to know people, if I don't make
somebody my friend first before we get married, if I

(01:16:18):
don't actually bet you before before I have a baby
by you, if we don't have the courageous conversations before
we get married. We have examples all around us, friends
of what the fuck the ship looks like, and it is.
It don't look good, it doesn't look appealing. They in
the house throwing bows at each other's heads like people

(01:16:40):
is people get married because you want a title and
y'all acting crazy, like, we have examples of what it
looks like to not heal yourself before you get married.
I'm not even trying to say like I believe in marriage.
I believe in all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
But we have examples around us what it looks like
to not really be happy with someone, to be faking
the fund to grow. You got the examples.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
Hey, I'm just sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
These usherboard hands that you got going are killing me.
The collection play to the left, passage to the right,
and you need to come down to the altar.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Car and you did that. You did that. That's what
they do. I just told you the girl, I'm not
ready for a healthy relationship, and I was under with her.
I was like Hey, you seem healthy. I ain't got
the tools. Wow, it's still some tox I ain't gonna do.
I ain't got the tools, and I don't have the
time right now and focused on me and my success.
It took me a while to get here. I don't
have the tools and I don't have the time to

(01:17:36):
get the tools to be in a healthy relationship romantically
friends on the tool I'm looking for, honest Yeah, to
tell you that sometime, and I'm okay with that. I'm
okay with saying that self awareness is the best thing,
and they don't always now. If you want to have
toxic sex, I'm okay with that. That's a good time.

(01:17:59):
That's where That's where I'm at right now. I mean,
I'm I'm I'm a toxic sex.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Well, y'all heard it here. On cocktails. Speaking of cocktails,
I wish I had one the way that you raised
those eyebrows.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
I don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
A cocktail like og we called the cocktail. If he can,
I have a cocktail to share, which that happens rarely nowadays.
We used to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
This show was built.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
It was our experiences. You said something earlier and forgot
it now. But like how do you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Laugh about stuff that you go through? Its built on
a bad situations and we're just making joke.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Bad decision, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
That's all comedy. But it made a good time.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
But once upon a time, not long.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Ago, I was so, I have one to read, but
do you have one? What a cocktail? I mean men
or women? Either or both?

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
I I want to I went on a date and
I went on to date.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
It's quick, I went on. It was so quick. I
went on a date. I went on date. We were
sitting there talking. The girl was like, so, tell me
how do you approach women? Said, I don't and she
was like, so if you were, like, if you were
to approach one, I'd be like, what up? Girl, waceis
And she was like are you serious? I was like yeah,

(01:19:44):
I don't know how to start it off and everything,
and she's like, so you are in Women's DM saying, hey, bitch, like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Wait are you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
I don't slide in dms for real. I ain't never
even asked a girl for a number. So yeah, well
that we don't have enough time. I'm actually really shy.
I'm a shy girl, like I flirt when I know
I ain't got no chance. But in my line, I
mean tells out have flirted with you. I flirt when
I ain't know, I ain't no chance to help. But

(01:20:16):
if I think, I'm like but no, she was like no,
but seriously, that's how you and women's DMS. And she
got up and took off and ran right. I thought
she I thought she was joking. We were at a
nice little vegan restaurant. I swear to like, she's Trump

(01:20:39):
the wrong out loud talking.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
About and so I was thinking I was.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
She got in the cars, she took off. I was like,
oh she and she never came back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
When I caught her on the phone, now I'm an
appetite kind of left after that. But when she caught
on the phone up, she was like, I can't have
nobody i'm fucking with out here, especially with someone. And
this was before the round table. There's like twenty twenty three.
She was like, so, I mean, I'm I'm out there,
but I ain't like out there. She was like, I

(01:21:19):
can't nobody, especially someone like you, making me look bad
out of here, Like how does that even geting do?
She never came back.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
She needed to heal. Yeah, that's probably a blessing. Oh no,
we just broke up recently.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
She just didn't get in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
She didn't eat dinner that night.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Yeah, my friend I was like, oh okay, it was
probably a no then, but okay, so I'm a committ
got to see it through my boy.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
See I got married and everything. All this is happening
in two years.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
I love you, I love you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
What our listeners, watchers, viewers know where they can find you,
how they can keep up with you, if you have
anything coming up honestly around the world, because we got
listeners everywhere. Yeah, that would be the time to let
everybody know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
Oh well, you guys can follow me on all social
media platforms at T. Sanders Comedy t E. E. Sander's
comedy You can find me at on tour soon. At
the Nearest round Table Game. At the Round Table Game Show,
shout out to my girls.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Christy cry Pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
What the I don't thought? Fuck was even that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
That ship to this day almost made me choke Medina,
what the hell is that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Did you see it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
I've seen the round Table and the did.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
You that on the show?

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
One of your most trusty krabs like that, it's one
of you have to show her.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
It's one of the most iconic. I spent ten minutes
a day on Instagram. I love that for you. I
want to be there more. I'm not judging nobody who's
on there all day. I want to be back. I'm
coming back the Nineteenth Crime, This woman ride almost you

(01:23:19):
made me work, but that and she's been on a
few times that ship AnyWho. So yeah, you can find
me in a round table game show. I'm writing my
first up, well, my first scripted series will be out.
It's so exciting, you guys, congratulation called something like the
L word tapping. It's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Oh my god, we're gonna have a Dina in in
the next Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
It's actually so lit. So yeah, fuck with you, perfect,
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Let us know when you have something going on in
Atlanta so we could come and front roasting. I'm screaming out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
I got you. I gotta come to the next Oh
and I don't know when this is. When is this dropping?
We don't know, we don't know yet. Cool going on
town nearest stand up comedy club, you know, And if
you want me to go ahead and d m me too. Yeah,
because she's just gonna be like, what's up, bitch? I
am sorry, I ain't did it since I'm like, I

(01:24:16):
don't even talk to it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
But you know what, it doesn't matter what a man
looks like when he lies, and I mean it matters
what he looks like. It doesn't matter what he says
if he looks right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
Yeah, and sometimes I don't even know because if you
don't make it past that barrier now on Instagram where
it's like I might not even see the d M.
So whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
But I'm solid like seven, so I gotta have a
little bit more game.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
You're a team.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
I'm a seven baby. I love you too. I'm a
seventh baby. Ways Bees give me an eight.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
I swear to God all of it is with the
ways Bees. I know what type of time I better
get you. I be breaking. You never had a waste
bid try want.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
To because I I need my waist to get more
like a waist and not a belly. Well no, but
so that's what helps you, know what I mean, that's
what I don't want to increase.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
It's just about to be breaking. So you also have
to be very mindful of who puts them put them
on you. I only get from one person, and you
don't take them off. No wow, And when one break
that was chosen specifically, be like, okay, so this one
was based off in it, I might be around the
room myself, around there everything I need to go around. Look,

(01:25:37):
Shout out to shop that's the only only girl that
does mine.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Yeah, well, shout out to the girls in Columbia, because
all I know to go around. My waist is a
goddamn f hard. I can't wait to get a new one,
all right, girdle snatch up anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Make sure you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Sign up for our Patreon patre dot com SA Cocktails,
follow us on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
We are at Cocktails podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
I'm at Ky said so I'm at Coffee band And
until next week, you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Goodbye, goodbye, bye bye bye bye dot dot pro relation, goodbye,
bye bye

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Dry by, good bye bye

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