Planes, Parties & Premium Oscillation: A Very CockTales Catch-Up

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, yeah. Check one two, check one two. Is this
Mike On? Is this Mike On?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Listen man, it's the one and only Trunks that the
DJ sys and you're listening to Cocktails Dirty.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Discussions with Kikia Medina Monroe. Here.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Today's cocktail is some soave pop. They did not sponsor
this segment, but if they'd like to come on. I
don't I want to taste it.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't know if I like it or not, but
it's a it's a sparkling red, and I think that
a sparkling red is called for when you are not
supposed to be drinking, but you would still.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Like to, like when you're mentally unstable, mentally.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Unsable, or you're just not supposed to be drinking.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Okay, well let's pop it now, because that sounds like
the dude I'm in. This is from one shop at home,
if you guys want to buy it. But I don't
know if she still does it, but my aunt I
got it from her when I babysit. Of course, I
don't do it for money, but usually I get a
gift and there's always some wine. She gave me a
case of this because she doesn't. She doesn't care for it.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
So we're actually gonna do a live tasting and tell
we hadn't been before.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
But if nobody remembers, we'll just try again. I was
trying to give it time to settle.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It needs to settle well, because I took.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
It out of the bag and it is sparkly and
it's a talk not a quirky I'm gonna give it
another minute. Welcome back to Cocktails Arey Discussions. You guys,
if you're not already, make sure you're following us at
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Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm a KICKI said so, and make sure you subscribe
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Speaker 1 (01:41):
I am Medina Monroe, hey, y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
And she's at coffee Bean Dean on some of socials.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm I'm an old lady, so I
really only utilize Instagram. I try to play with the
TikTok and I try. I don't forgot about Twitter. I
can't handle it all, y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
You know what I realized. I don't like about TikTok.
What it feels like I'm playing a game. It's like
noises and like too much sound. I'm like, I need
to see the lady again. But i'll see her next year.
I'm done talking to her and I'm tired doing the work.
But it's just like all these pop up stickers when

(02:17):
I and it's when I accidentally go to the shop
or the live and it's like people are trying to
sell you waiste trainers and cleaning products and them damn
things and shake plates. Where you stand on it, you
just jiggilating and you're like.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
There's a girl that I followed.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
It's really whatever her marketing is working, because now I
want to get one in the infrared light. I'm like,
what is it doing for y'all? Because everybody's also getting
injections and.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Well, I think I might know somebody who has a
shape plate and it's probably just holding up dust that
might want to give it to you or sell it
to you before you buy it off the TikTok shop.
It's like thirteen yeah, I know, and I'm like, why
would you buy that bitch because it does something?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, let's let's see, let's.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
See what.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
We're just gonna.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, Suave, maybe y'all blocking, maybe they should do a
twist off.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do you think it's more expensive? I wonder, well, because
it's really going.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, yesterday half the bottle spilled when I opened it,
and me and Wiggley were like, has.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wiggley ever accidentally had some alcohol?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
No, but I have bought her doggy wine. It's really
a probodicary. You think you gonna have some alcohol around,
I'm not letting it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Could you know.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Made her soul recipes that maybe got access to if
you think she how did she.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Get the alcohol one time? Hand?

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, we were sitting on the floor and something on
the floor and she we came back.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
She was lapping it up.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
I was like, you know what, if I had Whitley
in my twenties like you did, that would have happened.
But Auntie can't get down that low. I told you
I hurt some theoreatic I don't know, but I was
learning new things By the time we come back to
the studio. I can probably earn an online degree from

(04:28):
I see DC in kinesiology from learning the muscles of
all the shit in my back that's sucked up.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
But yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
You might need to get a nicotine patch. I am
he The people have lied again to us, Nick what happened?
There is a health benefit from nicotine and now we
only know a minute. You're gonna be in a black
hole tonight when you start researching.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
I am and I hate getting on TikTok. I was
just talking to.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
You about to be just when the benefits of nicotine,
and this is not cigarettes in hookah, that's not. They
have taken nicotine and put it in stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
And guess nicotine is in the cigarettes and the hookah
with other ship and y'all.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Nicotine is also in potatoes. Nicotine is also an okay.
They have nicotine vitamins, they have nicotine patches for pain,
they have a nicotine detox.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
So this girl scheme, Todd said.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
This is another scheme that Todd set up. And so
my mom tested it out first and we.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Were all like, bring us back the bullshit.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
My mom was having a hip problem. The doctor said
she needed surgery.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
She got the nicotine patches, and she put the nicotine
patch on her hip. Girl, she is pop locking and
dropping it.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
And some knew she was gonna be cutting up. When
I saw at your birthday and she had her short cut.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
She went shorter. It looked so good.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
She is.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It freeing.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
She was like, I feel good, and I was like okay, girl,
I see get y'all's parents together.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Because my mom was really trying to got a short cut.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
My mom was really trying to hold into her crunchy hair.
I said, Mom, let it go. You know it's not
even cute.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
You're putting it up. Let it go.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
She finally let it go out to her to my girl,
and I love Deschandra Deshonda.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Sorry I always put an R. Deshonda.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
She is a good wholesome old style hair, like old
school hairstylist girl. She could do a roller set. She
still do PERI.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
She can do a cut.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
And what I love about her is she does not
do not a nance celebrity. She barely wanted to take me.
I said, I promise you, these are fake followers, girl,
And then finally she met me and was like, okay,
you're a really cool person.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
She won't take you if you acting up. And I
get it. And it's a good old wool hairstylist like it.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Feels like I is it a salona. It's a normal
salon has a sweet. Yeah it's a sweet, but it's
a bigger, spacious. It just feels like when I was
a kid and used to go get your hair, she's
she's she don't be cussing and listening to rap music.
She'd be playing Luther Van Dross and Tony Braxton.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You can't smoke some houkah. It's some snacks and some to.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
A hairstylist with hookah. But I have seen the nail
shots with and I'm like, Okay, they love my hookah,
but like, I don't need it while I'm getting my nails,
I smoke it.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
When I stuff like that, I think it's very racist.
And the fact that that black people buy into it.
I get mad because the Nelsonon I go to and
the only reason why I haven't switched is because it's
just really convenient. But they have a Hennessy pedicure. And
when I see the black girls influencer or not, When
I see them in there letting them pour Henessy on
your feet and you smoking a hookah, this looks racist.

(07:20):
It just looks like they clone tyrone. I just want
to be like, what else are they going to bring out?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Fried chicken?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
This is not any added benefit. I don't mind people.
I don't everybody. I've been seeing the things. Not everybody,
but a lot of people talking about, oh you gotta
put the Hennessy in the You know what, it's not
just black people that do that. You can cook with alcohol, wine, cognac,
lots of different liquors and you're not gonna get drunk.
So I don't know if that's why y'all are buying them.
But when you cook it, the alcohol burns out. It's

(07:46):
the other notes anyway, point big, please stop contributing. This
is a mess.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
It's a mess.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I was like, you better not ever walk out here
and ask me if I want to hit his Hennessy pedicure.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I will punch you.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
O there.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
I'm gonna be sticky when I leave. I want the
Callus remover jail that you need glove for. You're gonna
wrap my feet up. It's a ram wrap and then
get that cheese grater out and get to go it
on Myra's feet. That's what I need because they're rough
and I need them smooth. An't you know, Hennessy. I
don't need the jelly stuff. It feels good whatever the

(08:22):
jelly pedicure situation, but that's a scheme. It ain't doing nothing.
I need the callus remover.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
And I don't like when they ask me do I
want the collus remover.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Do you feel a callus? Why, well, it's a extra charge.
They just want to make sure because they don't want
to be fighting at their Yeah. Oh, it's usually not
much like five to ten dollars, so you might not know,
but they're gonna be like you want it. Yeah, anyways,
if you do pedicures and stuff, let me know which

(08:54):
y'all think about this, because I'm just curious. Why are
y'all playing in our face?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Who?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Moving on? I didn't get sketch up last week, so
I want to do that. But before we do that,
we're gonna take a break for weird sex. And this
week's weird sex is actually sponsored by a celebrator.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You said a man is not a necessity.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
A man is a luxury like dessert. Yeah, a man
is absolutely not necessity.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Did you mean that to sound mean it bitter? Oh
not at all. I adore dessert. I love man.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I think men are the coolest, but you don't really
need them to live. So listen. We see a lot
of wellness products on this show, but this one, this
one right here, the celebrator. It left us both a
little speechless when we first tried it. We're talking about
the celebrator today. And don't let the size fool you

(09:51):
because it's not very large, but it packs a powerful punch.
It looks cute, it's a simple tool, but the way
it works stress gone.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yep, and I love that. It's not just some random toy.
It's sexual health. It's a sexual health and wellness device.
So it was literally created for women who struggle to
orgasm and and or gasmia is real.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's real.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
I said it, right, And this thing uses a completely
different technology than anything else.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
That's why it's just mind blowing every time I try it.
It doesn't vibrate. It oscillates, meaning it's moving side to
side over one hundred times per second, and that motion
mimics what the body actually responds to most naturally, so
instead of allowed buzz, you get a deeper, more accurate stimulation.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
And because it was engineered by a real engineer, Like
an actual engineer, the motion is intentional.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
We like intentional.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
It works with your natural rhythm, and it's not guesswork.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
It's precision.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
It's made from body safe silicone. It's fully waterproof, fully submersible.
I have tried it myself in all of these conditions,
I can attest to this, and it's not just splash proof,
it's also whisper quiet, it's under fifty decibels. It's actually
which is actually crazy for something that's that strong, because

(11:16):
I've definitely, you know, heard some things from neighbors within
walls and been wondering what was going on.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
But we don't have to worry about this.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
And the battery lasts up to three hours on one
single charge.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
And for my girlies who have roommates or maybe you
got some kids, it ships in plane, unmarked packaging.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
No one will even know. Even the billing statement is
really discreet.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Well that's good in case you got a nosey ass man.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Plus people report better sleep, less stress, and feeling more
connected to themselves afterwards. That's really the number one for me,
feeling more connected to self. So it's not just pleasure,
it's actually legit wellness. So if you want to be
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(12:04):
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Speaker 1 (12:17):
S two zero.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
So if you are actually a longtime listener, then you
know that we had talked about that toy that we
both received. We couldn't think of the name of it,
and he was like, I couldn't use your booth. I've
only charged it once.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I never charged it. No, no, no, no, no, it's fresh.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
You only never charged. I thought it was charging. I
had a sitting in the thing and it was never plugged. Beach,
I stilling charged it. I'm still using it actively.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Okay, well, I want to recharge mine. But point is
it's rechargeable, so you don't have to run to a store,
a gas station, door dash, go puff nobody in the
middle of the night to get batteries because it's rechargeable.
Now this, I don't even want to call it a toy.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
It is a device.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
And it oscillates, not vibrates, and it really helps with pleasure.
I won't go too deep into all of the science
of it today, but if you're curious, let us know
and we can share it another time. But it really
does get you there. If you are somebody who just
feels like they never actually have an orgasm. You're unsure

(13:23):
if you've had an orgasm. If you're unsure or you
think you haven't, you haven't. I think that that is
something where when you reach it, you'll know. And there's
so many people in the world who have different things
going on.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's also.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Holiday season, and I don't know what you celebrate or
if you're celebrating, but this would make an excellent gift.
And since we got ours earlier this year, they sold
out and that's why things went on pause. But now
they're back. This ship from Georgia. If you are in
Georgia and you order early enough, you might get it
the next day, but it's going to come to you

(14:00):
pretty quick. It's nothing that is shipping from out of
the country. You don't have to worry about any of that.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
And they have.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Well you only try. Have you ever taken the top off.
You can take the top off, so you can take
the top off to clean it, and so you don't
have to put the whole device in the water, but
you can put it in the water, but you can
just take the top off if you just want to clean,
like the head. Sometimes things get messy anyway, they have
upgraded it from what we received, so now there are

(14:28):
more like oscillation patterns and strengths.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Because we don't have too but they have.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Milder ones, milder strengths because it might be too much
for some, but they have that. And then they have
different heads, so there's different patterns that it's gonna move. Basically,
an engineer was studying like sound waves or something and
started using those patterns to come up with this. So
there was a lot that went into making this. And

(14:56):
so if you are a person that struggles getting there,
whether you're alone or with somebody else, I don't want
people to be it.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
You're not to struggle no more. I'm telling you that
right now. What I really like about the shape of it.
It looks like a toothbrush, honestly, without bristles.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
If you leave it out and there a kid sees it, like,
they will run away because you know kids don't be
one and brush it. She's no way, so they won't.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's like, why don't you try my brush?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Anyways, it looks like that, that's how you stand it up.
That's the shape of it, and it has that little head.
I like that it has a good long handle. You
can get comfortable. Also, what I like about it is
you can like you can go in, you can stay
on the outskirts. The way that the head is shaped,
you can slide it in between the crabits.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
I mean, y'all, there.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Is just I have gotten very creative with this thing,
and it is I'm not gonna lie. I think it's
my new favorite toy. And again, the battery life it
needs to be studied.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah, it's rechargeable. It sits in something, so it's not
even like your phone. It just sits in a little cradle.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Like a toothbrusholder mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
And to be clear, it's an oscillator. It's not a
vibe and it's not just a sex toy. It is
a device that's gonna get you where you want to go. Okay,
I really hope you guys try it out. We have
a special code. It is in the description box, but
we want you to use the code when you buy it.
You will love it and you're gonna be able to

(16:18):
use this for a long time. Sometimes, I know people
get a little nervous about the prices of things. A
twenty dollars holla, I ain't.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Gonna get you there, it's gonna break or election get you.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yes, this is not that, but you're gonna buy it
and you're going to have it for a long time.
They have tons of reviews on their site and trust us,
they signed up to advertise with us, but because their
product is so good, is sold out before we could
get the campaign started and they had to wait until
they could get a new shipment, Like that is how
good the product is. And that was in the beginning

(16:49):
of the years. And they're like, we were gonna re up, reup,
reup to make sure that we have plenty before we
come back. But we're coming back. And I'm so glad
that they weren't playing with us because this is an
amazing thing.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I mean, because we were talking about them before they
hit pay their bill.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
So just like you know, I also want to say
to piggyback off of what Kiki said, it's gift giving season.
And I always think, no matter what holiday party you're
going to, if they're doing a gift, if you're bring
a gift, elephant gift. I forget what it's called white elephant,
whatever it is called, why a elephant white? First of all,
but anyways, bring I love bringing.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
And taking stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's not fair girl, Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Because don't you get to take somebody else's It's the
colonizer game. Wow, that's why the elephant is white. The
black elephant wouldn't do that. But what I digress, bring
it to white.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Elephant's bring it.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
And this is why I say this every year around Christmas,
when I go to holiday parties and bring a gift,
I don't care what type of party it is I
bring because you don't put your name on it.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Nobody knows who brought this. You never know what people
going through.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
People be married and not having orgasms, people are single
not having orgasms, people are sexually active and not having orgasms.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
And I just will not happen on my water.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
And now when I bring my celebrator, one on mine
because mine is mine, I'm gonna get about three and
I'm bringing them to family gatherings, I'm bring them to
work gatherings. I'm bringing them to the friendship gathering. Or
you gift it to someone, you just change their life
for the better.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
And it's gonna be better because it's oscillating. Because it's
to be clear about oscillating versus vibration. It's not just
vibrating the way that the moves are happening is totally different.
So if you try the vibrator and you didn't like it,
you might need something that's gonna oscillate. Like some of
these devices have sections. Some of them have They're using

(18:29):
other methods to get you where you want to go,
and men are buying them, is what they were telling
me when I was talking to the people who who
are running this company. They're like, men are buying them more.
And I don't know if they're buying it for themselves
or if they're buying it for someone else, but you
know what, it doesn't matter. Y'all get it if you
want to use it for yourself. Because the head is small.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
The head on it is similar to a clip. That's
what I think is interesting, Like it's like a little bean.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
It's very tiny. It's very slender, so you put it
in a lot of different places. And I love that
it's detachable so that you can wash that part really
good when you're cleaning it and then pop it back on.
You have to put the whole thing in there. You
could just wipe down the rest of it because if
it will work more like a handle. But yeah, you
can take the top off and now they have a

(19:18):
set of different attachments that you can put on there,
So you might want a different texture there. There's something
to textures and everything. Just like all the people that
you've been with are different, the different heads on this
one will be different. So y'all check them out. Three
rd Planet Products dot com Code Cocktails twenty. The link
is in the description. Make sure you click the link

(19:41):
that's in the description box. And with that being said,
we'll move on to the rest of the show. So okay,
so last week we didn't get to finish cushion up,
so I will try to be quick and not take
up all the time. But I wanted to tell y'all
to todally about the movie everything.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Else last time we recorded.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Shortly thereafter, I went on my first ever cruise and
it was with Virgin Voyages.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
That was such an amazing experience, and it came right on time.
I really needed to get away. I was very excited
about being able to take my sister and it was
a big brand trip. I've never been on a big
brand trip like that before, and so to be able
to go on the cruise line, where before it even happened,
I was like, well, if I ever did a cruise,
I want to go on Virgin. I like the Virgin brand.

(20:33):
I learned more about the brand on the trip, but
ahead of time. So I was just really excited and
I thought it was just like a free trip. Then
it was like, oh, no, we're paying you. And then
I was like, oh my god, Chichin hello, this is perfect.
I'm even more excited. And then I was nervous, like
is this gonna happen? I don't know, and I was
dealing with a little self doubt. But it all worked out.

(20:55):
So me and my sister go on this trip. We
fly to Miami. We left Miami and we had two
like c days. We left Miami at nights and there's
two sea days and we end up at Saint Martin.
Go to Saint Martin. We went to Maho Beach and
that is the place where they have the airport. That's
like at the beach, and everybody's getting those pictures and

(21:15):
videos with the planes and it looks like it's right
over their head because it does land right there.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Y'all.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
It was so chaotic and because this was a huge trip.
So it's one hundred and thirty content creators of different types,
so many different types of people and different The spectrum
was wide on like follower accounts and like engagement and
all that, and I love that because it was nice
to see that it's not just people with a shit
ton of followers. You have all sorts of people, and

(21:45):
everybody's not just a travel creator. People did all sorts
of things. So there's so many different people. Anyway, some
of the people are truly travel content creators. They have
all this different equipment, they're super successful. There were so
many many people who were millionaires from content, right. These
bitches got they ten five to ten thousand dollars cameras

(22:08):
and equipments out here, and I'm like, why are you
bringing this out here? So after a jet took off,
the landing is fine, that's the safe one. But when
it's taking off, that's when you're gonna get blashed with sand.
I kept saying, I felt like I was in desert storm.
I mean, obviously I don't really know what desert storm
was like, but that's the best I could describe. I mean,

(22:29):
even sand in my eyes, sand in my hair, sand everywhere.
I kept finding more and more sand. It looked like
when I was having Dandre flare ups but the girls
were crying.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I had dropped down.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
In the sand and there were one of the bags
was mine, one was my sister's, but it was somebody
else's stuff, So anybody's stuff I saw, I grabbed it
to try to protect it with my body and my hair.
And some people lost their cameras in the ocean. They
were losing the big, heavy, expensive tripods in the ocean,
and they were upset. So somebody shared a video with

(23:02):
us and they're like, where the fuck is my camera?
And like people are like spassed out, which understandably, and
it's also like all of us are here working your
cameras on there. Have you transferred your files? Once it's
in the ocean, that shit is gone if you haven't transferred.
I was like, ooh, I know they are sick. Like
it's a work trip, a fun work trip, or a
work trip. Anyway, I knew some of the bitches was

(23:24):
getting to the bags when they were just like, oh well,
And they went and had a drink at the sandbar
and was eating the snapper out of the sea and
they were just fine. The rest of the trip. I'm
almost like, I want to be like you when you
grow up, well when I grew up. Then we did
some sight seeing and it was cool talking to people
who did some of the different excursions. There were lots
of other things to do. I didn't do any excursions there,

(23:46):
and I was surprised at how small it was. It
was a high tide day, but I was like, this
is a strip of beach sometimes like the super touristy attractions.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I'm just surprised at I.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Met a lot of different types of content creators, some
people that I feel like they are now going to
be long term friends. They are already working on another
trip for us for next year. In the dr there's
a resort that's opening up. And just like I've been saying,
I want to connect with more people and meet more
people who are doing the things that I want to

(24:17):
do and who are passionate about the things I'm passionate about,
and that can.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Help me to elevate.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
And I just I just need something new and different,
and I've been getting it. So it just it feels
good being on the trip. Though. There was a funny moment.
So the first night I get dressed they have a
pajama party. Get dressed, and I bring my sister. Now
she's a wife and a mother of three kids, and
she's like, yeah, we're going to the party. We both
get dressed. She said, I just need to lay down

(24:43):
for a minute. I was I just got out of
the shower. I was like, okay. So she wasn't up
when I had gotten dressed, and so I was like, okay,
Well she's like, I just need like twenty more minutes.
It's like, okay, well, I'm gonna rest my eyes, y'all.
We fell asleep, and these two old ladies did not
make it the function, but the next night we did.
So the next night is no theme at the club

(25:05):
that's on the on board. I just feel like, as
a DJ, if you look around the room, whatever the
room may be, and you see that everybody's just sitting
there like SIMS characters and they're just like there, they're
on the phone, what you need to do is play
juvenile back that ass up. That is the International bird
Call Party anthem. Everybody will move. All genres can recognize it.

(25:28):
And if they don't recognize it, it's something in the beat.
I don't know what they did there's some voodoo in
that beat because it's gonna get that booty moving. So anyway,
we did a congo line through the club.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
So it's backing up.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
No, this is before it came out. I had to
conspire with my new friend Ryan.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
What was the DJ black?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Nope, but he had it. So I was like, Mallory,
will you ask the DJ. I know that they hate it,
Just say I know that you hate this, but my
sister is drunk. Just say that I wasn't drunk, but
just say that, Like, you can blame it on me.
I don't care, but I want you to go tell them.
I want to tell him, tell him to play back
that ass up. And she was like, So then this

(26:05):
guy met that day. He had on cowboy hat. He
was from Texas, so he was like, yeah, I'll do it.
He wasn't one of the creators. He was someone's manager.
He goes and tells him. He was like, Okay, he's
gonna play it. I have time to wait for him.
I thought he was playing with us. Get the club
to do a congo line. Then we're doing the limbo.
We're just doing all kinds of things. Maloy had like
a light and a magnetic wall mount for her phone,

(26:30):
so she had the camera on and I'm like, girl,
this is like a moth to a flame for a
content creator. When you see a light in a camera
and nobody's at it, you're gonna hop in front of it.
I've got this long ass video of everybody's standing in
front of it, looking at themselves until the music changes,
and it was just a vibe. I had hopped on
the stage. We were walking around hyping people up, and
everybody was moving. So after that night, I set a

(26:50):
precedent that when you step into the red manner or
the red room, I forget what it's called. You need
to turn the fuck up and we're not standing around,
we're not being on our phones. It's not the time
to be on the phones. You get the content first,
and then you need to have a good time. Because
I also feel like when you're going on these trips
and you're having these experiences, if you're going to sell
something as a good time but you never actually had
a good time because all you did was have a

(27:12):
photo shoot, is gonna give inauthentic go ahead and get
the real stuff and have a good time so that
you can talk about it. Outside of whatever contractual obligations
you have. Anyway, everybody had a blast. They were wondering
what I was drinking. I had two espresso martinis and
that was a thing throughout the ship and even when
we got to the beach, clothes free. No, okay, So

(27:34):
this is how it works on Virgin voyages. They do
not do drink packages. Okay, you buy what's called a
bar tab. This is the only cruise I've ever been on. Again,
but I kind of see why because I heard some
other places will do a drink package. And it's like
you can get fifteen in a day, and somebody like me,

(27:55):
if I pay for it, I'm getting fifteen that day
whether I drink.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Excuse, oh, is it humanly possible? Yeah, thank you if
you have or for every meal or maybe you're buying
someone else a drink.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Or but if you have them at breakfast, lunch, dinner,
and some in between happy hour.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
And the club, oh jesus.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Anyway, they have these drink packages, and it's not just alcohol.
It could be like a specialty coffee or something like that,
anything outside of water, tea soda acount for your drink. Yeah,
so you get a bar tab and you paying them ount.
If you prepay, they give you free money, so it
will behoove you to prepay. But you have a little

(28:40):
bracelet and you just tap everything, so it feels like
free money. But I think it's really good because Virgin
is not a two hundred dollars cruise. It is more
of a luxury experience, but it's not so luxury that
it's out of touch for like everyday people or middle
class people.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I guess I should say.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
And if you have a budget and you know, okay,
well I can only spend six hundred dollars on that.
You buy your bar tab for six hundred dollars, and
when you run out of money, you run out of money.
You see it in the app. Everything is in the app.
It had so many different activities. I met some really
cool people from all over the world, people who do
different things. I met some creators who have started their
own platforms. Like there's one called stay Amo. I don't

(29:21):
know if it's stay amo or what, but it's stay Amo.
One of the guys who's on the trip created that,
and it's an online platform for creators where you can
book your stay in different places around the world in
exchange for content and you pitch yourself and he's a
travel creator, but he saw a need and he made it.

(29:41):
And it was just cool to talk to people who
are like that and who are just thinking outside of
the box and solution driven people. That was really cool.
And everybody was on different platforms. There's some TikTok people,
there were YouTubers, and then I even met some listeners.
So there's a couple, oh my god, their name escapes
me right now. They weren't a part of our group,

(30:02):
but Virgin always does different collaborations with creators. They're a
YouTube couple and they travel the world. I was wanting
to meet her. I wasn't familiar with her. But I
met someone at brunch, not with our group, just another
guy who does trips all the time, and he was
telling me about them. And so I'm waiting to get

(30:24):
my espresso martini in the morning while my sister's like,
do you want to go to the gym? And I'm like,
you're supposed to be on vacation too. The fuck I
try to save you from your family. Why are you
trying to go to jail slash gym? Anyway, she comes
over and she's like, I love your show. I saw
you the other day blah blah, and I met another
listener another time. It was just such a great experience.

(30:45):
But it was cool to listen to her and hear
about her experience working with this company. And I've been
calling him Big Daddy Bronson, but Sir Richard Bronson who
owns Virgin There was a show on there and it's
a new show called Red Hot. He I don't think
he liked the ai stuff that they put in there,
but he had been on the ship with us the
whole time, and then before he left, he did like

(31:07):
a special thing with our group and he was like,
oh yeah, somebody told me all were here. I wanted
to come pop champagne and everybody's like all excited. I
think I thought he was gonna give like a really
long speech, but I'm like, he's a party guy. He's
seventy five. Did y'all not go to the Red Hot
show that I went to, and you see what kind
of person he is. They were talking about how he's
a disruptor and how he's one of those people where

(31:27):
it's like, oh, you say, I can't watch me? Like
he went to the moon. He started this cruise line
and hadn't been on a cruise And the whole thing
is like he wanted to design this specific cruise line
after the experience of yachting. He's a billionaire if you
didn't know, so a billionaire yachting is gonna be something different.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
That is how I felt.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I was just walking around like all of these people
were my friends in my kaftans and my linens, and
I just felt like I was a wealthy bitch.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, were there, like, were there any attractive men on?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
They there where it was like.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
And there's a lot of younger guys, not like I mean,
there were twenty something year olds that looked like, okay,
you got daddy's credit card, y'all just walling out this week.
But then there's like guys our age and older men.
There were single people there, There were couples there.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
They diverse black, white, okay.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
And I saw a lot of black people and I
was honestly wondering, are they with our group or did
they just come? No, they weren't with us. There were
black people with us. And I met these guys. I
was giving everybody nicknames. So there's these two guys, so
they met me and we talked on the night when
I was turning everybody up in the club. They said
that they had been calling me zebra.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I said, why was y'all calling me zebra?

Speaker 4 (32:48):
They were like, because you're on a zebra outfit. I
said that was not zebra. So anyway, we go back
and forth, and I said, well, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I'm not offended.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
I've just been wondering if anybody is like me because
I've been nicknaming everybody. And they were like, well.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
What you call me?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Said, oh, y'all are my African kings. And then they
gave me some drinks and we had a good little
chit chat. But one of the guys created one of
the guys is a real tough like you, and the
other one he teaches people how to capture good content
like camera tricks, mike tricks, all these tricks, like the
settings that you need and he just gets really good stuff.

(33:20):
And it was also nice that there were people like
that where it's like, hey, everybody, I brought my big
camera out. If anybody wants photos or you want me
to get your content for you, because this is my thing.
I got you let me know. So it was just
it was like a big collaborative spirit and I needed
to be around that because a lot of times I
feel like I'd be around a bunch of gate keeping
ass people and everybody has their reasons. I don't like it,

(33:44):
but everybody has their reasons, and so it's nice to
be with a group of people who are not that.
And we even ended up having an impromptu session where
people are helping and they gave us some tricks and
tips for all sorts of things that I've been applying
in the actually work. But the trip was amazing. If
you are thinking about booking with Virgin, I don't have

(34:05):
no code or nothing. I just had to post my stuff.
And so now I'm ready to edit the rest of stuff.
Now that all of my content is done that I
was contracted to do, I'm ready to give my unhinged version,
which is still great. I mean, I had a time
I was trying to book my family on a cruise.
I was like, the travel tribe, maybe our next trip
will be a cruise, and we booked that a little quicker.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I mean, I just don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
I had an amazing time, and I understand now why
if you are a Virgin Voyages cruiser why you don't
want to book with anyone else. You guys, it is
holiday season and it has been a lot of family
time season. And let me tell y'all. Y'all know my
family is dramatic and I love them. They are just
like me, but it can be really stressful and sometimes

(34:47):
I just want to escape and be on cloud nine.
So part of my current wellness routine is to take
the Elevate gummies or the Cloud nine gummies, and it
just makes me feel more zen. I take those two
at night, but sometimes I need some little wrong. The
Cloud Nine's gonna get you there. If you just want
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weren't with your family and you were just alone, you
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(35:09):
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and it just makes those noisy family moments even more.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Beautiful, peaceful. Get a little piece. Who cares if the
kids are running around? Who cares? Dogs are barking? Who cares?
If people are fighting?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'll listen. I do I do it all. I take
all the gummies. Now, I take all the gummies I have.
Y'all already know.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
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Speaker 1 (35:44):
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Speaker 3 (35:49):
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If I take a flow state the whole thing, I
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I can create. I can focus on that one thing

(36:11):
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Speaker 1 (36:14):
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Speaker 3 (36:16):
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It has Via Hemp has elevated my daily routine, and
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Speaker 1 (36:29):
I'm not gonna allow it. One night, I was like,
I'm gonna take.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Half of it and I'm gonna just see how it
see if it will help.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Me go to sleep.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
And even though it's not for sleep. It helped me
like almost direct my dreams.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I think the Cloud nine ones have some kind of
mushroom extract editor or something like that. Yeah, And now
that I'm thinking about it, maybe that's why I had
that dream. I'll tell you all about that in another episode.
But the gummies are great. They also have tinctures, they
have all sorts of other they have topical things, so
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to the show. I also started a new project. Well job,
I guess I don't know. Somebody was like, Kiki, you
have a job, and I was like, I'll be having
ten What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Always have a job.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Obviously you're not one of the people that really be
listening anyway, so I try to do it. And this one,
it's not a passion project, but it feels like it
because it's it's different. So it's another podcast that I'm producing.
I'm not hosting it or anything, but I'm producing. And
it's an NPR podcast, NPR.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I love PR, and it.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Is broadcasting history, and it's about HBCUs and radio stations
and the history of them, and like just it's more
so educational informational. It's not going to be a weekly
thing or anything like that, but it really is just
strictly about preserving the legacy of HBC radio stations. And

(39:35):
they started this project at the beginning of the year,
I want to say, and only one episode has come out,
and so they brought me on board.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I started because they haven't had the time that they
don't know what they're doing, they don't have the content.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
It's none of that. Actually, it's just they are there's
so much information and because it's never supposed to be
a weekly show, it's not an entertainment show. It's so
it's a part of this project and they just want
to preserve the legacy, and so they have researchers that

(40:07):
are on the team that are traveling and they're conducting
interviews with different people. We have to go through archives
of content, and they've been doing that already. But like
I said, there's one episode that's out, the second episode
they're working through it. There's a lot of back and forth.
But something that I've learned in doing more hands on

(40:27):
production work with different companies is like the different roles
of different types of producers and seeing there's more than
one way to skin a cat and all of this.
So anyway, I'm doing more of a creative thing. I
don't have to worry about the budget. I don't have
to worry about hiring and firing people or any of
that that I have done with other projects. So this
one is exciting. I started and it was cool because

(40:49):
one of the other she's a producer, but more so
like a consulting producer. She was different one of the
because there's so many different types of so it's like
she's not gonna be hands on day to day.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
It's gonna basically give you ideas. No, that's my job.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
So she's going to when we have an episode done
or if we have a question about how we should
approach this, we go to her and she can give
us a little guidance if we need some help. She's
not gonna be in the day to day. She's just
kind of another person who's a professional in this industry
who has no how She is a professor at Howard
and I thought that was cool. And I was like,

(41:28):
is Howard going to be in the season because I
was a personality at the Howard Radio stage. It was
like no. I was like, Okay, maybe next season, but anyway,
it's cool, and so I will be coming in to
help shape these stories and figure out the narrative and
make the podcast a podcast versus throwing out episodes. And

(41:49):
it doesn't feel cohesive. So I'm really excited about that.
I'm a nerd. I love history, I love these different things,
and it'll be spread out over the course of time,
but I'm excited about it. And they're doing it in seasons,
and I also appreciated it. And it ain't federally funded,
so I know that that check ownclear. It won't be
no furloughs or none of that mess.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
What else?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Oh, my aunt got married, y'all. I went to Louisiana
and she got married. The wedding was beautiful. I was
really excited for her. I was so happy for her.
They actually got married while I was on the cruise,
like legally married while I was on the cruise, and
I was like, I gotta miss this. This this is
a once in life opportunity. But they had a bigger

(42:32):
formal wedding with lots of people.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
And.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
It was just like a good party. It was a
good time, and it was She's like, she's my aunt,
but she's more like a big sister. And when I
lived in Louisiana with my grandparents, she was like the
only kids still there most of the time. And we're
not that far apart in age, and so just to
see her life and how it has gone and watch

(42:57):
her have these different relationships and go through love and
heartache and like all this stuff, and to see somebody
who I definitely approve of. I love him, her new man,
her new husband. I do because I love how he
loves her, and I love how he loves Walker, and

(43:18):
I haven't seen her with somebody where I felt like,
this motherfucker not lying everything he says he's gonna do.
He's done from the jump, and I've already told you
all it hasn't been a long time, but that is
something that really stands out because people break promises a lot,

(43:38):
and so to see somebody that can show up and
can go through. What does she say at the thing,
She's like, he's seen me in all four seasons, literally
just four because it's been a year. But just to
see somebody who is willing to be there for you
and not like give up on you or not run
when it gets hard and understand it reathing that you've

(44:00):
been through and be there to love you through it.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
For me to be able to watch.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
That gives me hope and it makes me feel like
everybody ain't trash. And I'm just so happy for her.
She just seems happier. Walker loves him, he loves He'll
play some damn video games that I refuse to play
with him, and he's just he just seems like a
cool guy and he's nice and I think that he
calms her. And I'm just so happy for them and

(44:27):
to see somebody find their person that balances them out,
and I feel like she's having her happily ever after.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Now I have that tattoo. I'm sorry, I forgot I
was looking at the screen. I forgot I had got
this tattoo, and I was like, bitch you teddy, so.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
You are I saw a lot of tattoos.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
I'm a little warm. So my grandma was like I
had said that to her because she was like, oh,
I'm just so happy for my baby girl, because that's
her youngest child. And I was like, I am too,
I'm so happy she has her happily. After she's like, yeah,
maybe next will be you or Keisha, I was like,
all right, all right, we don't need to do all that.
Next is not me, it's my sister who is engaged.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
You know, you don't know who it's going to be,
miss ma'am. I do you don't.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Madison's already engaged.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
That shouldn't matter. You don't know who it's going to be.
I'm with your auntie.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
No, that was my grandma. Oh Grammy, we're not going
in chronological order.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Well, you just don't know who it will be. She is, right,
will it be whatever?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Anyways, you're right, But you know the way my life
is going. I think Madison is getting married within nine months,
nine to twelve months, I think she'll be married. And
I don't know if they can calibrate my medications right
by then. Anyway, the wedding was a really good time.

(45:48):
Then I came back, we had the Creator thing and
there was something else that happened. I forget, but I
had a good time doing those things. And I've been
trying to say no more because sometimes I beget irritated.
I know, I'm a moody bitch. That's why I had
to go see the people but and get that figured
out and all of the family time. So that leads

(46:10):
me to Thanksgiving, my favorite holiday. I thought about going
to Louisiana. Nobody really wants to host it there, and
then I think that's what triggered my sadness one day,
and it ain't really stopped. But I'm like, we're about
to have our holidays without my grandpa and that's gonna
be tough. So I think I'm gonna stay here. But
one of my very best friends for so long, she

(46:31):
is having a baby and they're doing a gender reveal
and there's a theme and I'm not gonna miss it.
And it's gonna be right after Thanksgiving, so I'll be
back in Texas again. I'm so tired of going there,
but I'll be back in Texas to go to this
rodeo theme. Birthday party, I mean birthday party gender reveal,
and we gonna see if it's a boy or a girl.

(46:52):
I think they want a boy. I don't really care.
I've got my outfit together, I said, I'm gona use
one of my backup cowboy carter fits.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
You're going to do the blinde?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
No, okay, no, But I got another wig on the way.
I forgot who's sending it to me, So next time
I talk to y'all, I should have it by then,
and then I'll wear it and we'll see what we think.
But it won't be stiff. He sent me pictures and
it looks nice, and I e feel like the boys
do a really good job with wigs. Everybody that I

(47:22):
follow and like look at it. I'm like, y'all are
really like being very meticulous. I love it. What else?
I guess that's all I can think of that I
missed out on, and there's a lot of gapping. But
I want to also ask everybody. I think the last
time you recorded, I said something about oh, I was

(47:42):
on LinkedIn and I've been trying to use LinkedIn more
to connect with people and all that, and people have
been adding me and like, oh, I didn't know you're
on here, y'all. Girl, I'm on here. Y'all keep adding me.
And if you do something and you are looking to
collaborate anyway, or you might I even want to work
with me, but you want to work with somebody that

(48:02):
I know. I really do not mind connecting people. Hit
me up on there. You can search My name is
Kiara Walker. But I've been doing that and just trying
to continue to learn. I feel like I gotten a
up where I wasn't learning as much, and I don't know,
I've been feeling sad when I'm not just like learning.
I don't know what it is. I just like learning

(48:22):
new things, refining skills, learning new skills, and it doesn't
have to be something that I use like for work.
It could be anything. Taking random classes and finding new hobbies.
I kind of got away from that, and so I've
been trying to get back into it. But y'all leave
a comment or DMUs or something and let us know
what's the last new thing you tried, and have you
picked up any new hobbies.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I'm shooting guns and busting heads. Do you love it?
I do?

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Actually, really, it's like kind of a stress reliever when
you pop.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
No, it's actually a stress building for me.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
But it's like one of the ones where it's like
I just know that's the only way I know to
stretch my mind.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
You got to do it if it makes you feeluncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
But I wanted to let you guys know because the
week of this comes out, you still have time to
get your tickets for wine and design the table scaping
class that I'm hosting with my favorite interior design Brian Christian.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
It'll be in Buckhead. You will get the location.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Once you get your ticket, you get wine, you get food,
and we are learning how to tablescape in time for
the holidays. We're doing a Thanksgiving one which is November
twenty second, and then we're doing one in December, which
will be December fourteenth, I believe.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
And both of those links are available, so I hope
you could come. And did you say it was.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Tablescaping where you said it's in Bucket. It'll be in Buckhead, okay,
And you get the location. You'll get the actual location
once you get your ticket. Like I said, you get food,
you get wine, and you get to learn how to tablescape,
which is really fun. My sister and my mom are
really good at it, just by default. But we'll be
doing a lot of creating. And one thing I love

(49:54):
about creating is that I just learned this. Who told
me this was it? Ayana?

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I don't know. I think it was Iona.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
When you're creating, you're in your feminine energy, and so
this will be a version of that. It's not just
feminine energy to go to the spot or treat yourself
to something, you know what I mean. Like creating is
being in your feminine energy. So I hope you guys
come join me. We'll have good conversations, games and table scaping,
and like Kiki said, learn something new. You can bring

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your man, you can bring your frame, you can make
this a day, or you can just be like I
want to know how to tablescape.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Imagine.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Imagine you have people over for dinner and the table
is just beautiful candles, napkins, linen, it's matching flowers.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
I mean, like I've never when I and when.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I have a girlfriend, her name is Cec and when
she does it out every now and again, she just
have us over and people are just over.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
But when she.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Adds her little razzle dazzle on some shit. When you
go to a place and it's some razzle dazzle, it
just feels good. It's like Megan Markle, She's like, show
the people that you're inviting over that you care. And
it might not be hey, here's a million dollars. It
might just be look at the table that I set
for you. This is a table for Jesus.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
Yeah, I'm not good with table scaping. I'm more concentrating
on flavors. But when I go to stuff and they
have it, it's like that's the missing touch. Those are
the things you need. It's all in the details.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
My aunt is really good at and I'm not.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I'm like, this.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Is really tedious. But maybe there's something in learning how
to do it so it doesn't seem stressful. And maybe
it's just like you can be at peace and like creating,
because sometimes I find when I haven't been like actually
cooking meals, like real meals, I'm getting stressed. And then
it's like, okay, well, when I take on time, that's
what I like to create, is a meal and like

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coming up with stuff, whether I'm getting creative or doing
an old recipe or following somebody else's that I found online.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
It is a stress reliever.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
I turn on my music, I spray on my perfume,
and depending on which personality I want to tap into
that day, I dress up according to and then I
like to give the food to others.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
But I also look at it like this is how
I looked at it. How you like to cook and
you're worried about the flavors. Imagine me being like, hey,
most people are like what can I bring? And I'm like,
can I come over a few hours earlier? And tablescate?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
That's why I look at that like that's a gift
to your friend, because you know you're not bringing no alcohol,
you know you're not contributing to the grocery. You're just
gonna come and eat. But you're like, hey, can I
come a few hours earlier? I have all the things
you can even get all you stuff at a hobby
lobby and return it after But you're just like, hey.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I'm gonna come and I come my table, scape the
table real quick, and then I'll be back when we
were ready to eat, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
So when you return this stuff to hobby lobby, if
somebody speels a.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Little great they don't take it back. I don't know
what hobby loy.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
It's just ignored them.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
It got to be because you know.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I had a friend she used to return her uggs
every year after the winter because Norsham would take anything back.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
You don't even need a receiver.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I mean, if it's your policy, is your policy. You're
not like breaking a loop. Hobby lobby is taken it back.
It could be broken.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I've taken it.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
They're gonna write it off. Yeah, get a disc.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
It's a Christian store.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Come as you are a bit, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Mss ma'am.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
I didn't even know that it's a Christian store. Well,
good luck y'all. This holiday season, I mean, it's right here.
I just feel like everything is happening all at once.
Everything's moving fast. It's too fast.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
It's real fast.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
It's like, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I don't know yet, because okay, this is my this
is my thing. The government shut down.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
At first it is horrible.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
It is horrible.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
And then I was like, just and it's really interesting
because sometimes I just I don't it's weird because I don't.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I like to be aware.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
But when it be stuff like this, sometimes I don't
want to be aware because it really creates this anxiety
in me that just makes everything get out of alignment.
Because now I just got the news on all day long,
and I'm looking at all the stresses, and I'm like,
everybody stressed about the government show now got no money.
I don't never have no money, so I'm kind of
used to this, like ah, but then it's also like okay,
but the people around me are affected, It's like okay, okay.

(54:10):
So then I was like, why is this affecting the flights?
And then I was talking to my sister about it.
She's okay, well.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
And they're overworking the air traffic control people.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
So then in my mind I was like I want
to go, but I also I am like I don't want.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
To get on a flight with overworked air traffic control,
like you.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Might not be able to get on the flight because
they didn't come to work because they ain't been paid.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
And then I'm like, am I gonna drive the eleven
hours to Oklahoma?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
I bitch?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
So I might be over there table scaping your table
and to eat some food, and it's gonna.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Be meycause no Sean is hosting.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Okay, would she let me come.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
I'm sure she would. I'm sure she didn't care. I
didn't know if I was going, though. I don't know
what I'm doing yet, because I thought I would be sad,
but maybe if it's not just us, it won't be
so sad. And she liked, well, I was gonna be
sad by my granddaddy.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
We're gonna highlight him and lift him up, and let's
get some poetry to him.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Want to read some poems. You're really not gonna be sad.
We're gonna be laughing. We can get up and do
some spoken word what.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Yeah, we'll think about that. But she likes to table
skate that there you go, and the table skaping classes
before Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, you said it's the.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Window twenty second. That's a Saturday.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Oh waity, so it's next Saturday. Okay, yeah, okay, I
think I think I'm here.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
I've been getting confused, but yeah, she said that she
was gonna host, and people were acting like they were coming.
I'm like, y'all ain't fucking coming. And I was just unsure,
and I was like, well, I don't want to sit
at home alone, but it's my favorite holiday.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
It's my favorite holiday.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
I mean, I just love Thanksgiving. Everybody's Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.
Why we don't have no Thanksgiving songs? Just greet tomatoes?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Maybe we should?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
We need to go down to the studio. A we
do is a song?

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Would you want it to be singy or like trappy?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Because I'm kind of already thinking like thanks, thanks, Thanks?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Which one is that trappy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Like it's like thanks because I can't sing well, Well,
trappy is good. Okay. Yeah, we need all the engineers
in the building. Yeah, and we need all the writers
and the whole team. Yeah. Yeah, we can think of
some themes. But thanks, Thanks, Okay, all right, I'll do
a song.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I like.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
I thought it was fun the one time I did it.
We also played that at the beach. One of the
guys I didn't know he knew that we had a song,
and I forgot that we made one and my sister
was yapping about it. But yeah, we should make a
Thanksgiving working title? Do we have any writers in the building?
Was probably too late, and let us know.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Also, I this has been my dream. I want to
make a cocktail song.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
And so for real, if you're a writer, so yeah,
a cocktail song and record it and make like a
cocktail theme song.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
So I'm in my great a bag.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I think when I have my first slice of sweet
potato pie for the fall season, because that's my favorite
thing to make, I'll be working.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
On those next week.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
If anybody would like a sweet potato pie, or if
you are hungry, it doesn't matter why, and you ain't
gotta tell me. If you're in the Atlanta area and
you don't mind being a taste tester, I feel like
I'm about to I might be lying, but I feel
like I'm about to start cooking stuff and I think
it will make me so happy because I don't like

(57:33):
leftovers for a long time. And if I can gift
it to something, I make it a little plate. You're
not coming to my house. We're not gonna eat together.
That could be weird. But I can set.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Up a drop off or pickup.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
You can make that mini pies, a little mini couplet
my whole pie.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
That's very nice. That's very nice. I got a lot
of sweet potatoes. I might meet you.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
I'm going to be delivering pies to my clients. Lex
p is getting a bean pie. Have you ever made
a bean pie is good and he makes them very good.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
My dad does a honeycaret pie. Oh I never had.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
I'll bring you one too, it's so good. And then
he does a bean pie and he he's so My
dad tries to make he makes everything perfect. And since
he's thinks, he thinks the bean pie is not perfect,
everybody else loves the bean pie.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
That's that is how you know he's putting love in
those girls.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
So Lex will be getting a bean pie and a
honeycare everybody else is getting a honey care And I'll get
you a honeycaret bank you. I'll be delivering them for
Thanksgiving and pieser. I love a good pie. I love
a good pie.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
I don't want to know pumpkin some show. Glad you
didn't say that, because that's just like plan sweet potatoes.
It's not bad. I don't think it's bad. But oh,
I just love all the pies. Oh, and that reminds me.
When I was on the cruise, somebody ordered a copy
of Classy Bass. I do have Classy Bass, and I
have other I have other cheff on my site. It's
Classy based k L A S S Y b A

(58:56):
S T e.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
You get it.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
But there's a digital cookbook. There's individual recipes and all
this stuff on there. And then I've put a few
other additional items with somebody ordered it. And I was like, girl,
I'm so sorry. I forgot to put something on the
site to let y'all know that I am gone. She
was like, I know you're gone. She had in the
book club too, so I sent her something. I put
her a little special gift in there. I gave her
some perfume and I wrote her note, I hope you

(59:20):
got this and you checked your mail otherwise spoiler alert.
But I was just like, you know, I like to
sprayl a little something on before I cook. Nothing too overpowering,
because you gonna smell something in my kitchen when we
get the cook in. And I just want to make
some more stuff. In twenty twenty and twenty twenty one,
I was getting busy in the cook in the kitchen,
I was exploring so many different types of cuisines. And

(59:42):
I was telling someone earlier today twenty twenty was a
happier year for me, even though like people were dying.
That part was sad, but it was still like, okay,
I was at home and I have to go deal
with people who irritate my inner being. I got to
explore different things. I had a lot more freedom. There
were some good things that came out of it. And

(01:00:03):
that's when I made the cookbook. So if you didn't
know I have one, if you didn't know it was there,
it's available, get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
It and get I'm curious to know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
I'm not really traveling for the holidays, so shipping is
still going. And spray a little perfume and make yourself
feel whatever you have to do to make yourself feel confident.
I find when I enter the kitchen and I'm about
to make anything, if I'm already in my confidence zone,
the food comes out better. And when you're searching for

(01:00:32):
perfection of your recipes, like your dad said, you can
do that. And I purposely put my cookbook on a
spiral notebook because this is how I make it. But
if you want to switch it up, you can and
write your little notes in there, put the changes that
you will make in all of that. But yeah, I'm
gonna be making sweet potato pie. I need.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I don't know how to do it. Maybe you could
show me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Yeah, we might need to have a seton I'm not
sure you no, Okay, the kitchen, you know, I mean
with other teaching things, with the kitchen is like my
happy place. I can't teach you how to do nothing
on a computer. I will be mean, okay, it's like,
why don't you get it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
My dad and I'm like, non, you know what, never mind,
never mind?

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Yeah you got to I mean to my mama, but
she don't listen. I don't think that you would come
in there and try asking, okay, well how do you
make this? And then you just start doing your own thing, like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Why did you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Even say that? You're trying to remix it and wondering
why it didn't come out right? The hell anyway, y'all
get classy based, y'all get I'm curious to know. Sign
up for the volunteer opportunities, give back, keep giving back.
You don't have to wait till now. But maybe if
you join Medina or any opportunity and wherever you live,

(01:02:00):
it'll spark the feeling and you'll keep it going. Well,
I need to volunteer again. I won't be here. Yeah,
Giselle is turning sixteen.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Well, if you're here on December thirteenth, I have another
opportunity coming up this No.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
I'll be in Jamaica. That's the day I leave. Yeah,
we're going there. And another reminder. But by the time
you hear this, I should have some details of something.
But if I don't have details and you got some
stuff and you won't be around, please just DM me
or email me. Email me is better. But I know
y'all don't like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
To do that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
I don't know why everybody's messages be going to that
request hidden request folder. And then every now and again
I'll remember to go look and I see shit from
like six.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Months ago, and it's not spam on Instagram, on Instagram
and my dms. I'm like, what s hy'all be doing
on the internet? Because how do Instagram put you over here?
But that ain't my business. Only nothing to do with
spam or Instagram. But I went and knocked on my
neighbor's door today yesterday's loud.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
This white woman came and knocked on my door one
night and said that that my neighbor was loud, and
I knew he was a black man, and I was like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
She was like, are you are you bothered by him?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
I don't know him, but I just have seen him,
and I'd be hearing him having sex and rapping in
it and playing music and it do be loud, but
it doesn't bother me. Loud stuff doesn't bother me, like
when people when I have loud neighbors, it just doesn't.
It doesn't bother I'm not always mad at Karen. Sometimes
you need a krny neighborhood. It's gonna be knowing it's
a black one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
And I'm reporting you down to the office because why
are you loud at eight thirty? We don't need to
hear trap beats.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Me and Whitley are.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Still loud at a thirty you don't. And the lady
knocked on my door talking about is he loud? I said,
is he loud for you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Why are you asking me? I've never even seen you before,
And she.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Wanted me to like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I was like, it was like eleven o'clock at night,
and I was like and so, And I didn't like
that because it's like you just trying to get him
in trouble and this is a good stand up guy.
It seems like like he got the bitches in here
they fucking I hear it, and I'm like, WHOA. So
then I was like, I don't like that, and she
and then the building called me and I I'm looking
a pretty nice building and it's like a lot of others,

(01:04:13):
and I'm like, he ain't doing nothing to me. And
I know he evene heard me singing and crying, but
it's not that loud. And so I did this thing
where I was like, Okay, I didn't like that she
did that. The building called me. They're like, is he
a bother? And I was like no, like, well can
you hear him? Because she says she could hear him
vacuum me. I said, well, at least he's and she

(01:04:33):
said they could hear his TV. I said, I'm not bothered.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
It's like you wanted a complain? I said, I love him.
I don't even know him, but sometimes I take his
packages his door to his door when I I've never
met this, Okay, sometimes I'll see his packages and oh,
let me just take him up through.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
I'm a good neighbor.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
And so I was like, you know what, I hope
they don't say that I complained. So I have these
stickers and says you are loved. I go and I
just put one by at the door I didn't stick it.
I want to just put it at the door because
I want him to know, like it wasn't me. They
did this girl. I came back, the sticker was back
at my door, and I was like, first of all,
how you know it was me?

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
They put the sticker down there? Did he see me?
Is there a camera? What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
And so then I was like, oh, niggad and I
put it back. Then I came back, it was it
was distressed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
And put in my door like crumble as a girl.
So here's what happened. I was like, why would he
crumble it up and wildly throw it at my door?

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Like it was just like like clearly like fuck you
in the sticker? So I was like, clearly he thinks
I told on him. And I didn't like that because
the white lady had already came to me, and I
was like, did she record me? Did they say I
made the complaint?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Who? What's happening? I'm ana? So so then.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
You share the wall with him?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Or does she we both do?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
He's in between us, Okay, But again I'm not when
I hear him doing anything, I'm just not bothered by it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
First of I'm not home long enough.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
And second of all, he has good taste in music,
and I'm horny, so I like hearing him do what
he doing over there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Maybe f up be falling and so and so.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
I entertainment system.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Okay, So I go knock. I'm so nervous. I'm like,
I'm gonna go knock on the door, but.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
The state of the world, I'm just scared to do
anything like that, cause you just don't know how what
people are like. I see him pull up and park
and I and I'm pulling up part so I'm like, finally.
So then I'm trying to wait and take a long time,
but I'm trying not to look a creep because he's outside.
I'm outside, but I'm like trying to wait for him.
He's taking too long. I go inside and I'm still
trying to listen, and I go back down to the

(01:06:27):
mail room. I'm like, maybe I'll run into him because
I want to talk to him. I don't he and
then I'm like, dang, he don't win in the house.
I heard his door club. So I go and I'm like,
I'm just gonna knock on the door and tell him.
So I knock on the door and he opens the door.
He's like, and I see a little dog.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I was like a dog. I never heard the dog.
And he was like what.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
And I was like, I'm your neighbor on this side.
And did you see a sticker? He was like, he said,
I'm autistic. I was. I was like, did you ever
see a sticker down here? They say you are loved?
And he was like no, and I was like, well,
let me start from the beginning. I was like, the

(01:07:02):
white lady.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
That would be me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
I have explain everything because I know how weird this looks.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
And he was looking like and you kind of fine,
but like you're weird. And I was like, there's a
white lady living the door to you. And she had
came to my door the other night, late at night
and she was complaining about you. And then the building
called me and they was complaining about you. And I said,
I ain't hear nothing, I ain't seen nothing. And he's
a stand up guy, said, but I don't actually know you,
the Marcus. I know your name because I bring your
packagees up. And I was like, now listen, sometimes I

(01:07:28):
do be hearing you, but it doesn't bother me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
I said, so keep up the good work.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
I see you, I feel you, and I and I
recognized that you know, you living your life.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
And he's kind of cute. He was like, oh, I
was like, what so about the sticker?

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
I was like, I had put the sticker there because
I didn't want you to think that I had made
the complaint. Because then when the building called and they
made it this big thing, I was like, dang, are
they gonna make it seem like I made a complaint
and I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
I'm down for the cause you're not bothering me. So
I put the.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Sticker, I said, But then the sticker kept coming back
to me and I'll put it back, and then it
came back to stressed. He's like, I never saw the sticker.
He's like, I never saw a stickers.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Why she was the girl? She thought? She?

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
She was probably like, but how she know? My whole
thing was, how did you know I put it there?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Because she knew what that hating Karen next door?

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
And she saw you on the internet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
How she seen me on the internet. It's not like
we know each other.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
You don't need you. Maybe she just you might have
popped up on her timeline and then she sees you
right here, and who knows what popped up on the timeline.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Well, she better stop because now I'm gonna bring him
a pie because it's not his girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Well, we definitely gotta get you on the the advanced
sweet Potato pie, because that's what is.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
One of yours, my dad to bean pie, honeycare and
one of yours, bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Okay, because it don't make me give him some suit?
Is he African?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
He does know him a black? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Well, I got collar greens everybody like I steel. I
got all kind of rest.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Don't play with me because why you crumbled.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
It's about to be gumbo season.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
She gonna be mad. It's gonna be his now snack
every day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
He gonna have meals like oh, he.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Gonna have meals like meals on wheels, period, green apra chef.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Okay, he don't even know. He about to get a
meal prep service. He don't even know. Because you want
to crumble up stickers a sticker, that's rude. Why rude?
It's a premium sticker.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
If you saw the sticker when you came over, before
you got there, why you didn't pick up the sticker
and act like you brought it for him. Put your
thinking cap on, bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
I was really like, whoa, why did you crumble this
sticker up? It says you are loved, y'all need Jesus.
And that's why I be playing the gospel music.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Loud while they're having sex.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
All the time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
You know, I don't like when that comes on because
I just feel like such a little hard Some of
the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Music that I listen to, it sounds like young thug.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Yeah, I don't like. I be listening to old Negro spirituals.
And then I do like the Karen Clark shared.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
You had teld me that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
I mean when I first heard those vocals as a
young child.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
And he likes music, then neighbor likes me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
He be he I don't know if he does something
with music, but he'd be mixing, heppy, hearing a DJ.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
He don't look like it though, Or.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
Maybe it's just like a hobby. Maybe he has a
healthy hobby and he just likes to do this. What
if he's one of them I DJ in the apartment
party type things that be on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Like Club one BD. Yes, yeah, maybe he is, but
I don't know. He about to get a pie because
she get a few of them. Yeah, and a little
mac and cheese. Don't play with Mika and I'm all
they young.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
I'm like, bitch, stop Sometimes I be wanting to cook
and I ain't got nobody to give it to you. Well,
now that's one more person, and you gotta give men
like a man serving should be two, not just one.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
He tall and thick, white dick, not like the thing
that I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
He's just like a thick guy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
He is a thick But once you give me an example,
like he's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Like a maybe a DJ Mustard.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Okay, well I give him three servings because okay, bro't
I wasn't even looking for him, like, you're just trying
to be a good neighbor.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
They the white people is telling on you, bro like,
and I'm like, you get your back.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Girl.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Have you seen the girl?

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
I have never seen it. Now I want to see her.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
I haven't even seen her caause she only he only
invites her over late night.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Do you think it's the same one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
I think it's the same one, because.

Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
Now we've got to run an investigation.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
I haven't set it up yet.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Now I'm like, but I'm still not going to see
it because he's next, we're like this, it wouldn't unless
I said, turns, it's a wall, it wouldn't see it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
We've got to figure this out. Well, I don't need
to give you all my intel, my things because I
be I am a nosy neighbor.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
I am now so invested in like I want to
know who the girl is, and then like when I
know she's there, I want to go knock on the door, like, hey,
I made a pie.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
I know my name and Los Air girls and that's
why they're making music all the time. And I wish
those bitches would come back.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
What is yall content? We just go knock on neighbors
doors and we're like, we made you pie.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
I went to knock on their door the other day
when they were disturbing me because I was like, why
are y'all wrapping at eight am?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Noise bothers you?

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Yes, I was still trying to get my rest. It
was eight am on a Saturday. Can we just like
calm it down? Because I felt like that woke me
up it was too loud. And then it's like, can
y'all do this midday? Perhaps mid day would be fine
because I only share one wall and into my bedroom
and bathroom, but sometimes they get too too loud. I

(01:12:36):
don't be going down to the office. Well at first
I didn't, but they also are in there smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Oh no, I can't deal with smells now.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Pee because it's getting into my apartment and so that
plus the noise. Oh I'm telling now, and I keep knocking,
they won't answer, and I've left a note, and I'm
just like, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
The other day I saw a note on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Their door and I was like, an eviction note.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
No, it wasn't an eviction note, peaked. It wasn't that
those were different. They they you know, the carbon copy
paper would be like pink or yellow. This was white.
It came from the management, but it was them and
the other people on the other side. And I was like,
I think I complained I don't share a wall with
the other one. But I think the person across the hall,
they both got a lot of smells coming from They
think you can be having smells and noise. You need

(01:13:20):
to pick one, and the one that you pick needs
to be noise because the smells can be offensive.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Yeah, I can't pick smells, but I know that we're
running out of time. But y'all remind me. You remind
me next time we record. I do have to tell
you guys about how I almost burnt down my building
because I started having a crash out moment and I
threw a journal in the fireplace. I have a fireplace,
and it was my first time making a fire, and well.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
That can be very dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Yeah it was, but there's a whole story.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
But at least you didn't throw a person in there,
not that I've done anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
It was a person on a picture.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
And then well, sometimes you gotta, you gotta what is
that adele song? I don't know. It'll come to me later.
Something fire and flying, I don't know. Let that bitch burn. Well.
I hope you guys enjoyed our rambles. Until next time,
remember to check the description box for everything. Follow us

(01:14:16):
on Instagram. No, no advice for that. It's well over
another hour another day. We've got this advice. I mean,
y'all were writing us like we were gonna be able
to some people's stuff was like Beyonce concert that was
in the summer. But I still want to address it
because there's there's a deeper meaning to some of this stuff.
People are having friendship issues not just relationship issues. So

(01:14:40):
there's lots of different stuff. We will eventually get to
it because I think it'll be good discourse.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Yeah, we'll get to it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Keep sending, keep creating, keep sending us your cocktails so
that I can live vicariously through you. This vagina has
not been touched in a while.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Pray for my libido. I just be taking my Cloud
nine gummies and going to bed. That's gonna be a problem.
I can't keep going, like, I don't know what has
happened to me. Everything's broken.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
No, I had sexy other day. I reserve.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
What ain't really on deserve is deserve, deserve on reserve.
It is on deserve, but it was it's been on
reserve because the deserve ain't there. But I did have
sexy other day and it was. It was good. But
then that's when.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
I hurt my back from sex.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Yet I don't know how I.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Could like because I was like, when I was listening,
they was having sex, and I was like, what did
y'all break in?

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
I don't know, but I almost broke my back and
I don't want to like it sound good? Oh I'm
gonna break you back? No, don't that doesn't leads to death,
like when people be like, oh I know he no, no,
put you through the mattress. Yes, and now I got
back problems when I gotta go down to the doctor
and I might need a one of them shots that
they put in your.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
I feel like I don't know how to have sex anymore.
I'm like very nervous to like even allow a man
like on me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Weird.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Yeah, it is rusty because do your stretches. I can
send you some of the dynamics.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
The stretch and do it like physically, but it's not
just sex with like, so you don't hurt yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
I don't want you to be like me.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
I don't think I will work out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
I work on and I thought she said she didn't know.
She's just trying to help.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
I'm pretty sure I'm still good at sex. But I'm
talking about just even just getting to that point. It's
very hard for me. I'm these niggas is stupid, So
it's just very difficult to even get to that point.
I don't want you even to come into my home
and come and let alone come in to me, you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Know what I mean. So it's just it's hard. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
Well, y'all pray for us. We obviously need all the help.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
All of it. And let us know if you want
to pie m hm or.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
A little leftovers. I've got a few new recipes I
want to try out. And don't be sending me no salads.
That's not for this season. That'll be for spring. Right now,
I'm prepping for Thanksgiving. It is the Olympics, it is
the big back Olympics, and I just want to do
those things for now and then later we can talk
about that. And also Christmas desserts. I love making Christmas cookies.

(01:17:27):
That can only eat so many, but I like them,
and I have a few that play with your mind
when you eat them, and it's just fun to make. Anyway,
y'all share the stuff, share our stuff, and if you
have stuff that you want to share with us, and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
If your dad is single, then what send them? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Bronson?

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Because that was a Richard Bronson that own all the
virgin stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
He sing, Oh wait, he.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
Might have had I don't know he he did.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
You know he started Virgin Airlines because American Airlines canceled
his flight and he was going to see his girlfriend.
I love chartered a flight for him and everybody else
who was on that flight that he didn't know them.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
He charted the flight and then was like, I need
to start an airline.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Did you know that the creator of Netflix? He created
Netflix because he got a late feed from Blockbustern. He
was like, fuck, y'all, are you fucking serious? Watch me
put you out of business?

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
Did he hire the man from red Box?

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I have no idea. I just know that that's right.
And I love that spirit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
That's the you know what, bitch, fuck you and watch me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Do it about to take.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
That's what you call a disruptor, that's what they call him,
and I love it. I love to see it like
and it's mixed with a little bit of petty because
in the show they were like, there was an airline.
We won't say their name, we'll just say their initials,
American Airlines. And I was like, Oh, that's a spirit
of petty that I love. That's why I love it here.
It's just great. And they just like to pop champagne.

(01:19:07):
You shake your phone on the cruise and there's a
button that says pressed for champagne and somebody comes and
it's not free, but they will just bring it to
you when you want it a bottle, that's a wild
If you're a rock star, I think it's free. That's nothing. Anyway, y'all,
let us know what you think about our cooking stuff,

(01:19:30):
because if you want to bye, or you have a
recipe idea, I would like to hear it. Anyway, that's enough.
We'll see y'all another day. Bye bye, happy holiday.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Good bye, bye bye bye, good bye bye bye bye bye.
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