Sip the Drip: Cocktails, GoPuff Drama & Wild Randomness

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Yeah, yeah, Check one two, check one two. Is this
Mike On? Is this Mike On?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey listen man, it's the one and only trunks that
the DJ systems. And you're listening to cocktails Dirty Discussions
with Kiki and Medina Monroe.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Here.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Today's cocktail is literally just a can of drippy. This
drink is brought to you by Money Making Mal and
Kiki said, so, this is a specialty beverage that I
think it has a little extra something medicinal in this.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's got razzle dazzling.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Little razzledazzle. If you guys remember some time ago, Kiki
and her little sister Money Mal made a little mixtape
song called uh.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Drip Drip and it was good.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I enjoy it's still yeah, it's a bob.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's a bop.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
And if you need help with your drip, go to
vbhealth dot com, Soaking Wet dot com and get a
little v BE health in your life, because that's what
we're sipping on right now.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Let me taste it.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I haven't actually tasted. I'm talking it up and I
haven't really tasted it. Okay, let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Also, while you're taking your sip, if anybody works for
a go puff like an office job, not a driver.
Tell these motherfuckers this is where they need to be.
My referral coats ain't doing the job. I preach, go
puff coast to coast.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Does this tastes like bubble gum?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
What I'm saying it smells like bubble It tastes like
strawberry smelling.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
It smells like bubble gum.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It does kind of like a strawberry bubble gum, not
bubble gum flavor, like when you get medicine. I used
to hate that because that don't taste like bubble gum.
Did you ever get the what was it called like
chew or something? It was bubble gum, but it was
cut up in strips and it was supposed to be
like chewing tobacco and would have baseball players on it.

(01:56):
This would be when we were very, very can It
was no, that's the zebra gun. This one was in
like a bag big League.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Everything. War knows everything.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
This one does say like that. I wonder if it's
because we're using the same cups of the summer water.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I don't know, but I like it, don't And when
I like that, I don't know how to act me,
and that's why I have sat my ass down from
dating and niggas, because I love niggas.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Did you sit down? Let's get through these announcements real quick.
I'm gonna be briefer than I ever been. Y'all need
to take your clothes off. You know what, if you're
like me and you're always ordering clothes last fucking minute,
arguing with fashion over ups usps, FedEx and whatever the
fuck a lasership is, and you are wondering where the
fuck your package is and how the wayans got it

(02:50):
and why they're saying it was delivered, but they're sending
you a picture of what a ceiling fan. Excuse me,
you wasn't in my house. I don't even have house.
I lived in an apartment and there's no oh ceiling
fans in the lobby. What the fuck is up? Don't
worry about that, because you know what, you can go
on a vacation where it don't matter what you got
on because it's all coming off anyway. You come with

(03:10):
me to Heathenism and you gotta pack shit. I overpacked
last time. I'm not doing that again. I'm bringing a
couple bikinis. It don't matter what kind of body you
got it, don't. And I'm not just saying this because
I want you all to go because I might get
a little kick back. But I want y'all to come
and have fun. I want y'all to feel free because
come December thirteenth through the eighteen, there's a listener. Actually,

(03:33):
she DM me and she is looking for somebody to
share room when she wants to do a double. I
don't personally know her, but I told her, you know,
I would let them know because I'm not. I don't
do nothing but tell y'all about the trip and I
can try to help extra, but like I don't know,
I'm not planning it anyway. I think it's a good experience.

(03:56):
I understand reservations. You don't have to do anything you
don't want to do. I want that to be clear.
Everybody is not fucking But then it went before she
was not fucking people, and you don't have to do
the naked stuff. But this is what I will say,
and I'm gonna leave it at this. When I went
back home and I reflected on the overall experience, I

(04:19):
think maybe I didn't say it in the right way
because I understood some people was upset. Afterwards, I had
a great time. I think that I personally stayed too long.
I think we were there seven days five It's perfect
for me. I was tired. There were other things going
on outside factors that started to wear on me. But

(04:40):
the overall trick, there were parties every day. I love
a thing. There were costume parties at a naked place
and people got creative and I loved it. There was music,
there were drinks, there were people up and I went
into it being so self conscious about my body, and
it still ain't right. But now I don't care for

(05:02):
the trip. I care overall, but I don't care for
the trip because I realized I was hung up on
stuff that nobody else was and other people have the
same issues. And the best part about the whole thing
I'm being so serious is it helped me to like
let go of that as if you got something you
want to let go of. Where it comes to like
your physical appearance and you feel like you've been living

(05:27):
a shell because you're not skinny enough, you're not fine enough,
you're not your your butt ain't fat enough, your titties
is too little. I don't have big titties. I don't
have no titties. I'm still saving up to buy them.
But Beyonce keeps coming in and touring, so I'm back
at square none. Somebody told me when I was just
walking around naked, you got some nice titties. Nobody has

(05:49):
ever said that to me. Oh wife, she didn't even
stay or nothing. She went to the buffet to get
her food. She just paid me a compliment.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
One night they had oxtail. Do you know how hot
oxtail is? Oxtail at a buffet and it was in
I mean, I'm just saying, y'all, come on down, Come
on down. If you single men there, single women, there,
a couples that like wander. It's even a few sprinkles
of the others. Y'all come on down. And the best
time to go if you've ever been curious about a

(06:21):
place like this, is with Worst Behavior Tour, because other
times you might be with another group that's way to
push in, aggressive in their crossing lines that we're not
even going to go into. And then you also might
be there and you might think it is a Social
Security convention, a a ARP Platinum Medallion member because you've

(06:45):
been in the club for fifty years. I thought people
lived to seventy eighty years old. You bitches is one
hundred and two. I might go, Yeah, if dick is little,
if your dick is big, it's somebody for you. You'll
want to fuck on beach. You want to drink, you
want to just eat and get all. There's the there's

(07:06):
a there's two sides of the beach. There's a side
where you have to be naked, but there's another side
where you can be naked or you cannot be naked.
Like let's say you're like like me where I was like,
I'm not going. It took me three days to go
to the naked side, and she still won naked, and
but then I did get naked eventually. Yeah, I'm what
I'm saying is you're someone where you need time to eat.
It's not you just get there and it's like bust

(07:28):
your booty hop and it's not like you you can
go get a massage, you can go do yoga, you
can play basketball. There's a basketball court there.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, I was walking past.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
The basketball tennis court. I think there's a basketball court.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
There was a man he was like, dude, it from coftails.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I was like yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
He was like, my wife want to fuck you. I
was like, I will see her to night. See your tonight?
She was at the booty party. Remember to the booty party?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's fun, y'all, it's a good time. I'm highly considering
going since like October will be my year mark of
no sex, no relationships, no men, And so I'm like.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Maybe, like what you should? I'm kind of like, and
you know, I keep getting a random text, random compliments
from people I haven't talked to in a while, inquiries
about people. Some of them are fine, So I'm just saying,

(08:23):
what are whether you like the men's or the women's?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Is some people seriously considering going. I don't know if
they're going or not, and I think it'll be time.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
I do wonder what last time when I went, I
took my ex boyfriend, and I do wonder what would
it be like going as.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
A single woman.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I do too, because it's not like a lot of
people were trying me because I had a man with me.
So I wonder, like, what what does it look like
if I go as a single woman? Will I try
some new things? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Will you try some new.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
And now, since I've been on my life our X'm
being on a slim bitch.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Oh yeah, because now that's a whole nother factor, like
lots of things to consider, y'all should come and not
being It's not a lot of slim people that be there,
so you will feel comfortable if you are on the
side of life like me, were you not really slim?
And if you slim, well just not bitch. You gonna

(09:20):
be that bitch, okay, And it's just fun for everybody.
Nobody cares. And I had a flashback dream the other day.
My first day on the boat, you didn't come, you
went the second day? Did you go at all?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Okay, Well, it was a lot going on in the
on that boat ride.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Uh huh. And it starts off really calm, and depending
on which way you're facing on the boat and where
you are on the boat, you have a totally different experience.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Are you recording Okay, that's good to know. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Now I did do some recording in my my room,
my hotel room. Uh, but that was all consensual out
in public. I wasn't taking any videos because it's also like,
I get it, I get why when you're on the
naked side gotta be naked because at the end of
the day, bitch, I'm out here with my belly hanging.
Why yours covered? Nah, I'll take that shit off so

(10:16):
we can all be the same. And yeah, nobody was recording.
People was watching and they enjoyed themselves and that's it, nobody.
It's just a good time sex or no sex. If
you especially if you're just a watcher, this is the
perfect time and place for you to go. Y'all, come on,

(10:36):
Dren the book club. Don't know what we're reading. Check
the description box and then I don't know this is it?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Check out x amn and it's sent me some men
to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Guys, make sure you are helping us Save the Tatas.
There is a Save the Tatas two point h Breast
Cancer Awareness Walk October twenty fifth in Tampa. I know
this was an awkward segue, but Titties is Titties go
to you want to say Lula's Legacy of Love Foundation
dot org so that you can help us help a

(11:08):
breast cancer organization that is in the US. It's specifically
dedicated to serving African American women. The mission is to
bridge the gap and care for minority women, especially those
diagnosed with aggressive subtypes of breast cancer. One of my girlfriends,
she is responsible for this wonderful organization in honor of
her mother who passed away a breast cancer. So if

(11:31):
you wouldn't mind donating, or if you want to attend
the walker, you just want more information, go to www
Dot Lula's Legacy of Lovefoundation dot org and make sure
you help out. I would appreciate it, She would appreciate it.
The world would appreciate it. Also, if you are in
need of a trip in twenty twenty six and you're
just like I need to plan something today, I would

(11:52):
love for you to come on my lover Girl's only trip.
Men are not allowed. We are going to Thailand August
fourteenth through the twentieth, and I have curated such a
wonderful trip. This is the first time I'm doing my
own I don't want to call it a retreat because
you can do what the fuck you want to do. Like, yes,
I have an itinerary, but you can do what you
want to do. You're probably gonna do what I have planned.
We're getting tattoos together. We are gonna probably shoot a

(12:14):
little cute little video. We haven't confirmed yet in the
group chat, but we're thinking about doing like a Thailand.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Nineties music video in the rain.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
You guys, come, it's gonna be a great time. If
you feel like you need a community, if you feel
like you have had heartbreak these past several years and
you just just like bitch, I need somebody to sit with.
Come sit with us and need some noodles. We'll put
the link in the description. Click it.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Come.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Like I said, this trip is not until twenty twenty six,
there's only five spots left. I said that last week,
but we're bulk recording, so by now there's probably only
three spots left. It's any serve your spot now. If
it's sold out by the time you try to book,
you can still book, but you will go on a
waiting list so that by the time next year comes,
if someone can't make it, you would take their spot.

(12:57):
I would love to have you there. I would love
to connect with you in an into way, and I
hope to see you there. Are you guys, And make sure.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
You guys are reading books, reading books? Kiki has her
book club.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Are you talking about books all the time? Make sure
you and the man that you are fucking or the
man that you love. Make sure y'all are reading books
and you are always expanding your mind and learning. Because
niggas is stupid.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Well amen to that, sister. I've never agreed with you
more I warrant. But he's not stupid.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, Warren knows everything about it. We'll say something, he'll
be like, We're like, oh, Warren.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Is smart, he is kind, he's intelligent. But the rest
of you, I don't know. Yeah, it's very rare that
I just got you one.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Sometimes I look at them comments and I'm like, somebody's
actually had a baby by you.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Like you ever look at some of.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
The comments at the men leave and you're like, Wow,
somebody had sex with you.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I've been thinking about that. Sometimes I think they haven't
actually had sex, and then other times I be like,
where did you come from? And where the fuck they at?
How do they feel? Because while I don't have any
human children of my own that have came out of

(14:15):
this beautiful cootie cat, I'll just be wondering how would
I feel if I birthed a child that's like some
of you niggas in the comments. I would be ashamed.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
I don't think I.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Don't. I would just be so shamed.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I would be like if you even sometimes I look
at because sometimes.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
And y'all don't know this.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Every now and again, I'll do it so that you
do know it, but for the most of you don't know.
Sometimes the men will say craziness in the comments, and
then I'll go to their page because it's not private,
and I'll see it.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Their profile picture is always a lion. What's up with y'all?
When I see you with a profile of a line
number one, I know you're not even a lego. It
ain't gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Or he might be.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
He might be too. I mean, they be there too,
But like what, you're not movedfosa. You're not skeptic, Aaron
Pierre or Scar take it all. You're not a king
or a loser. Yeah, if you have to l seven
loser square don't want you get out of my face.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
If you have to say I'm a king, you're not.
And that's just that.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
You think jay Z walk around talking about.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
He the king. I hope he doesn't. We don't really know.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
We don't, but we don't see it, just like we
don't have to see y'all because we don't know you either,
so why do we get to see so much of
your thoughts? I don't know you know who is a king?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
God?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yes, he's the King of kings, but lower level. Let's
bring it on down, hang Hill, King of the Hill.
I got something to say about this.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I love King of the Hill, me too.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And I didn't know that you loved it.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, adults, swim over here, baby.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Who's your fave on the show.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
The one that you can't understand what he's saying?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Boomhower?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Boomhower, and I love Bobby Hill Bobby. I love Bobby,
I love boom Hower.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
They are great characters. I had a rather extensive conversation,
and I'm gonna try to make it shorter. I saw
online before I had to log off because somebody pissed
me off. I'm sure that, uh, they were coming out
with a new season of Kicks the Hill.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
What season number is this?

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Fourteen? It is out. This wasn't a rumor. I thought
it was a rumor. I just never know, because y'all
be fucking live. I'm watching King of the Hill tonight period.
It's on Hulu Slash Disney Plus because you know they're
combined now anyways, So.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
You don't need Disney Plus and Hulu. If you have Hulu,
you can watch Disney Plus.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I think, so okay, I think, I don't know. I
have them both, but I don't pay for either. I
don't know how it works.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
You ever been using somebody else a nigga's Hulu and
then you with another nigga and that you go to
and it says their name at the top, and you're just.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Like, unfortunately, no, Because I am usually the keeper of passwords,
and this is a motherfuckings PSA to everybody who has
an account password of mine. And I'm saying this and
I mean it. If I give you my passwords, it's good.

(17:21):
Dripping drip drip. Okay. Look, if I give you my
password to any service streaming service and I say, hey,
I watched this show. It's really good. You should watch it.
I think you'll like it. You gotta fucking watch it.
And I don't care what you gotta say about it.
You gotta watch it because guess what's gonna start happening?

(17:42):
More and more you're getting kicked off. I'm changing the
passwords and we're not talking about Ain't no discussion because
I pay the Bill and I run this shit because
you know what grinds my gears. And this is how
it started. I would suggest shows, and these aren't just
shows that I like. These are shows I'm giving personal
recommendations after I have done the work for people who
aren't paying for the service, and they gonna give me

(18:04):
pushback by your own right. So you want it for free.
Free trials come with stuff, free stuff, everything comes that
you don't.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Want to pay if you watching it or not.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I sure can. And I'm asking questions deep di have questions,
baby nothing chat GPT don't know because she didn't watch it.
She's summarizing things. I'm asking you intricate details and.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm getting out it was the best on season two,
episode three.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
And I also want to know which one of you
motherfuckers I'm putting it on here. Maybe this needs to
be in the clip as the short of it when
we talk about streaming services, who has my HBO max password?
And change my goddamn profile picture to Judy fucking Gymstone.
Now I love me some Judy Gymstone. That is from

(18:48):
the Righteous Gymstones. Another show I told you to watch.
You're not required to watch because you don't share my password.
You have your own account. If you have one, that's fine.
But if you are on my account, you better catch
up on all seasons by September thirteen or they're getting
cut period. You're out of here, and just so, y'all,
because I'll be getting cut off. That was the thing.
I've been getting kicked off of my own damn account.

(19:10):
Have you ever gotten kicked off of your own account?
While you're watching something and it's like somebody else logs
in from another location, so it boots you and then
you're like, well, hold up, this is mine.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Well now, and you see now, I mean I'm a
little different. I changed my password ever so often so
that everybody gets kicked the fuck off.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Y'all have to contact me.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I need to be like that. Yeah, just change every
mind seeing heard from you?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Ye hit me up?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Who the fuck is in Nevada? I don't know nobody
in the moon. Y'all share my password with third parties? Oh? No,
access revolt And.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Now that I think about, the only one that I
pay for is Netflix and Amazon Prime. Everything else. One
of my old niggas is back. So like I got Disney,
I got Hulu, I got all the things, and he
already was like you know what it is.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
I was like, ah, I got the string. That is
the gift that keeps on giving. Okay, fuck a night
at the club, baby, I need to be able to
watch all the shows, movies, things on demand. Who's watching
the cable anymore? Anyways, King of the Hill, he is
a king. Now, this is what happens is a King

(20:19):
of the Hill. I am kind of okay. You know
what they say that King of the Hill is based
off of Arlington, Arlington and Garland arln Yeah, and King
of the Hill.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
The city is called Arlen.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Arland, Texas. It is a mix up of two for
those of you who are not from the area. Turbs
of Dallas, Texas, Arlington at town, what's up? Who's that hammer?
All right, it doesn't matter, and then Garland, Texas. That

(20:53):
is why it's Arlend Okay. So anyways, that's what that's important.
The other thing that's important is do you all think
that when people talk about Texas, specifically Texas whites, that
it's all jokes. People really be fucking maga, people really
be racist, people really play into stereotypes. Some people gonna

(21:15):
show you where the stereotype came from, and some people
are gonna show you that they uphold them. The show
is a cartoon, first of all. It's a cartoon and
an adult cartoon. They're not teaching us shit. It's okay
to laugh somehow.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's just for your brain to turn off and you
can just be stupid because.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
It's it's supposed to be a black cartoon. Characters in
King of the Hill right not until now, and they
could have kept him. I don't want to give it away,
but I mean, he doesn't do anything, he doesn't do
anything bad, or he's there. But sometimes I wonder do
y'all think that it's just like a subsect group of people,

(21:54):
especially white people in Texas, who are like that, who
are like what we think of when we think of
like Trump supporters.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
That's very real.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I don't like that in real life, but on TV sometimes.
Having been away from home for almost twenty years at
this point, anything I've ever called home everything else is
like I've been there by myself without family. I left
Texas in two thousand and seven. I never lived there again.

(22:31):
So a bit of King of the Hill is like nostalgic,
comforting warm even though I don't like everything. It's entertaining,
it's familiar, and it is really funny. One of my
girlfriends was like, oh, I thought it was like South Park. No, bitch,
don't no, no, no, we're not doing it. She was like,
I thought it was like bathroom humor. Don't you do that?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Because fun Your characters look like the sketches are totally
the style. It's like there's I love also, and I
love Bobsburger simply because nobody has a chin.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, they have that look and that's why when she
her back wiggles. But it's a style of cartoon. Anyways,
I like the style of King of the Hill. I
like the show. So on season fourteen they fast forward
in time. It is present day Bobby, not Bobby, Hank
and Peggy. Oh that's what the people on Thrust was

(23:26):
mad about. They talked about Hank dumb mate, Peggy feel beautiful. He'sgynistic.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Guess what.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
He was raised by a motherfucking racist ass ball headed
no calf half an ass man. I forget his naddy's name,
so we just gonna call him Big Daddy Hank or
Big Daddy Hill. He was in World War two, got
his legs chopped off, married a child bride from America
who looks like she thinks she's Pamela Anderson and also

(23:55):
looks like Peggy Hill's niece. These are not people that
you aspired to be. These are people you left fat.
The show is motherfucking funny, bitch.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Last and now really people like this, like, why is
y'all trying to have it?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Everybody's not gonna try correct and.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's funny. It is funny.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
The Asian people next door are not Chinese or Vietnamese
or Korean. Guess what, bitch, they're Layocean. I don't know
where it is, but that's what they are. And guess what.
Stereotypically that Asian daddy wanted a son, not a daughter.
He had a daughter, but guess what fuck it. Her
name is con Junior and she does play the violin

(24:31):
and Bobby, she's good in school. Bobby's Bobby's not gay,
Bobby's soft because he's still well, you need to watch
it because he's grown. Now guess what he's grown. I
just said. They fast forward it to today. So another
thing they all upset about the timeline. If you bitches
don't start writing your own goddamn books, damn animated series,
and you got everything to say because you know what,

(24:53):
Mike I think. It's Mike Judge. Mike Judge, I fuck
with you because we see each other. John Redcorn, the
voice actor, he's gone. He passed away in real life,
but he's still on the show. Do y'all know the
little Joseph red Corn and grew up. He still thinking white.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
That's the Indian.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
He still thinks he's white. And Bobby is a chef.
He left Arland. He lives in Dallas. He detail, yes,
he has a restaurant. It's a fusion restaurant.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Because your life's calling it's but it's Japanese like Robota
mixed with what does he say, the traditional flavors of
the Texas Hill country checking German history.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
That's some good barbecue if you and he ain't got
no propee. He got charcoal in there, so you know
this daddy mad his day. Almost walked out that restaurant.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Then on the same outfit, the white T shirt, jeans, okay,
And they left.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
And went to like Dubai or something. For a few
years there was Airbnb and every they left. So now
they're back in Texas and that's where the show picks up.
He didn't got an uber for.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
The first time.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
She looks the same. I mean no skin a second,
a little bit, but now they're both The dog is gone,
Lady Bird like Lady Bird. John said, I think it was. Yeah,
she's gonna. And you know Brittany Murphy passed in real life,
so Luanne ain't in the show. I mean we lost some,
we did, we gained some. Also, Bill has turned into

(26:25):
Bill Dauughtree.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
He has always sad.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
He has turned into my six hundred pound life. He ain't,
but he does come out. Why he been at the
black barbershop and made up a lie while Peggy and
Hank been gone. I won't ruin it, but he'd have
made up a big old live that now that they're
baggy don't add up. So you got to watch how
he played that out.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
And then.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Con Jr. Connie Baby Girl and Bobby No, how about
she with his boss another type of Asian the wsamisans,
and they are rich as fuck. And he'd enjoined a
white fraternity. Now I went to the Great Howard University.
We don't have white fraternities, so I don't know that culture, right,

(27:12):
But somebody told me, and I'm just repeating what these
people told me. They said, when the Asian boys join
white fraternities.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
That's like.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
He ain't said nothing about that. He just simply said
that it's like the ultimate, like you have achieved the
highest tier of assimilation at your college level. Like you
know how people be saying people from other countries always
want to ssimilate, and they want to ssimilate to whiteness.
So when you've got a little Asian boy or an
Asian young man who joins into that, they're gonna be

(27:52):
extra trying to be white.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
He is.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
They in an open relationship though, So that's gonna be interesting.
I mean, it's just so many likes anyway, No, they're
in college, so anyways, my issue is not with the show.
It's with the pussy ass people that's trying to watch it.
If you need everything to be politically correct, please turn
it off and get off the internet.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
You're not even politically correct, y'all.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
You're on my nerves, is what you are. Yeah, And
it's just like, I think it's okay to not like
something and to take issues to turn it off, and
that's what you do exactly, because that's what I do.
There are some things where it's like, I don't care
if it's supposed to be funny, it's not funny to me.
I don't fuck with it. So you know what I do,
I don't consume it. I turn on something really nerdy

(28:43):
to counteract that. You've got to figure out your thing.
But what I know it's not is getting on threads
or Twitter, because again, your daddy names your Twitter. I'm
always call you Twitter and the rest of the Internet.
Just don't consume if you don't want to stop getting
on here writ and think pieces because he doesn't think

(29:05):
Peggy is beautiful. Well guess what, there are a bunch
of cartoons, and you really need to take the issue
up with your man who doesn't think that you're beautiful,
for your daughter who keeps sucking up your hair because maybe.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
He's putting on the time writing think piece ross crypt
write your own just like this reality I don't really
like it's a cartoon.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
You don't even know how to need to know how
to animate. There's so many things out there outside of
just like the big AI things that might not look
so great. It's real tools that you can use that
are inexpensive. Get busy, with something else besides bothering me.
Why I'm trying to enjoy.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
King of the Heel's going to shut my brain off?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Okay, I just want to shut my brain off in life.
See a little piece of home without actually having to
deal with real people. Anybody who ever left Texas, ever
lived in Texas, And it's a piece of it you like,
And you ain't never heard of King of the You
you never watch King? Watch yes, start season one If
you're all Hulu. They even have a tib where you
can click catch up on the main pieces that you

(30:09):
need to remember. Wow. Yeah, I hope that you enjoy
it when you watch it. We'll have to catch up
about it when you watch.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
All the I'm gonna watch an episode tonight. Okay, do
we do word sacks?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
We did not do it, pretty sure? We did not
let me talk about it? All right? What the fuck
y'all bitch has been doing now? Because outside of pissed
me off about my damn King? I mean, I really,
I get worked up and then all my countries, the
roots of my voice comes back. I worked really hard
to make it go away, and every day it fades.

(30:43):
See faith, I try to say it right, I just
I can't think for me and Hugh and I gave
all my thoughts to you, all right, so.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
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(31:44):
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(32:24):
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(36:32):
day with Baya.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
You said, a man is not a necessity.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
A man is a luxury like dessert. Yeah, a man
is absolutely not necessity. Did you mean that to sound
mean it bitter? Oh not at all. I adore dessert.
I love man. I think men are the coolest, but
you don't really need them to live. So this week

(37:00):
for weird sex and again, if you have something that
you've got to share or want to share, send it
to us. This one is called the surprise role play. Okay,
so she says, I hooked up with a guy I
been seeing casually. Midway through, he grabbed a police hat
from under the bed and said, you're under arrest.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Man.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I thought it was a joke. Wait a minute, what
I thought it was a joke until he pulled out
a pair of real handcuffs and cuffed me to the bed.
Sexy until he realized he didn't have the key. We
had to call his roommate for help. I know, she
was like, bitch, get me the fuck up out of here.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
That is kind of sexy though, which like just getting
cuffed up, Like I mean, you need to have the key.
But like even if he did call the roommate, it's like,
I mean, you see, we're adventurous in here.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
I'm gonna say you, No, I watched a movie and
what do they call it? They called it a Devil's threesome, right, yeah,
with the two men.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I watched this movie on Netflix where she they were
and then he got stuck and and he died on
the cuff bed and she was letting the wolves came in. Either.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
No, but I have seen that movie. I know exactly
what you're talking about. I don't know what this was.
It's not The Joy Luck Club, but I have watched that.
That is a good movie. Y'all should watch it Joy
something I don't know, but it's three or it's four
Asian women, well three Asian women and the they then

(38:25):
but they all Asian, right, and there's some backstory or
something to it. I watched it the other day. It's
either on Paramount Plus or Peacock. Y'all can also call
us for sponsorship. But it's on there. And there's like
different nuances to all of the friendships and things. But
one of the girls is like a famous Chinese actress,
literally Chinese. She got a like a dragon tattooed on

(38:51):
her pussy, like the outside top the lips, and I
think at one point in the movie. Her fiance who
broke up with her, said it was on the inside too,
so she has been pretending to be celibate for religious
reasons and saving herself for marriage. But really it's because

(39:14):
when she was in college she got that big, fat
ass pussy tat and now she's actually famous, and she
also went to a really good school. But they are
pretending to be K pop artists to go somewhere because
everybody don't know the difference between the different Asians, especially
Asians that are truly from America but they Asian and
not homeland Asians. They can't tell the difference between the Koreans,

(39:37):
the Vietnamese, the Chinese, Japanese, the Laotians, the tie all that, right,
So it's like it's a bunch of inside jokes for
Asian people. I didn't get them all, but I did
have a couple of Asian friends, and you know, I've
got sense, so you can pick up on some stuff.
It's funny K pop artists because somebody lost passports or

(39:58):
some shit, and the K pop people, I don't even
understand it, but y'all really go off of them. It's
like everybody's Beyonce and she's performing somebody's live streaming. Somebody
pulled her skirt down, baby, and that dragon pussy was
out there for the world to see. But she's an
actress in the soap opera, so like, and it's like

(40:18):
the soap opera.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
And she's not the mom from Crazy Rich Asians, right,
because she's in everything she's not.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
They're young, okay, but you know, I think they do
good with age two with a skincare, I mean, like
with their age too. Like how people say black people
some you can't be the cigarette kind.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
You can be the cigarette kind and look young.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I ain't seen that I have. Oh, will tell me
some I'm stepping down doing crack. Winnie Houston is black.
I'm talking about the Asian people. Okay, sorry, Winnie Houston
was not doing crack though she made too much money
to ever do crack crack. It's whack I made too.
Now that Coke I got her, He got her going

(41:01):
and she I think she used to be whooping Bobby's
ass while you brought it up. I think she used
to be whooping his ass because now when I look
back at some clips and I really need to see
that whole two or three seasons that they had on
Bravo her being Bobby Brown or whatever it should have
been surviving when he Houston, because I think she was
beating his ass. I think she was turning into the
Puerto Rican princess herself Jocelyn motherfucking her nandaz when she

(41:24):
got to take She's gonna turn into Cocaine Bear, okay,
and imagining your ass beat and you get beat Bob
woman doing run.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Speaking of cocaine Bear, do you remember.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I just have this thought Jimmy Fallon or whatever that
I went to the Jimmy It wasn't It was the
other Jimmy. Who was the other Jimmy. I don't want
to say it can.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
And my ex boyfriend, I hate that I gave him
that experience. My sister y'all know, she works in the
news and Jay get tickets.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
From about him. I did that.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
I didn't, but she got us tickets to go see
jim Me Kimmel and we went and end it was
the Cocaine Russell.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
And to tie it all together back to these goddamn
cassette tapes, Carrie Russell was in the airport in Shreveport, Louisiana,
flying to go do the Mickey mouse Club sometime in
the early nineties and I performed a monolag we got
to tag her Aladdin, and I was, can you do it?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Not?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Now?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Do you trust me? What was that?

Speaker 5 (42:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I was the Jenie.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I was Robin motherfucking Williams. And again, don't tell you
then sit down.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I remember.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
That's like, that's how it ends. And so it's a
very big you gotta.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Do that.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
So the other black people in the airport, that's who
Sean I am. So anyways, Sean was a fan of
Mickey mouse Club and she she was so shy and
at that point when you were a young child growing up,
Sean was a she's six years older than Yeah, like,
I mean, she's my auntie's sister. So anyways, we're in

(43:06):
the airport. None of us was flying. This is free
for you young babies. There used to be a time
you didn't go through them.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
I wasn't going nowhere.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
We were at the airport with my uncle because he
was flying back to la because he lived in the US.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
To be able to sit at the gate.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, no, it was no and you just walk in
like a bus station or something. Anyways, Sean was like,
she's on The Mickey Mouse Club, and I was like,
when I'm watching my Mickey mouse is different, you know,
baby Mickey mouse Club situations. And then it's like Mickey
mouse Club justin Timberlake, Christmas, Mickey mouse Club. Wait a minute,

(43:41):
it's a black and white Mickey Mouse Oh yeah, but
you know it's a show literally called that. Yeah. Oh okay, okay,
So anyways, I was like, well, what do you want
to do? Like, I'm trying to figure out where are
we going with this? Even at my young age. She's like,
I'm too shy. I went on an autograph and this
is when autos matter. Because we had no Instagram, no nothing.

(44:04):
I feel like they would be like, unless it's us,
we will be very time. Okay, girl, what you want
to get?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Selfie?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You want more? I've got posts, it's honey. You want
a video too?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I ain't no thing.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, I'm wait for the doctor's appointment. But guess what
I'm always like they know that it's built into my
appointment booking. Anyways, Okay, so Sean wants this autograph. We
ain't got no paper, win got nothing, and this is
like you write a phone number on paper days. She
pulls out I think it was her shooting. I d
because it's purple and white. So I went over to
Miss Russell, and I just wonder if she remembers this moment,

(44:40):
because in hindsight, I wonder that was her moment where
she was like in the airport and little black. I
don't know what she was saying. She's so goddamn country.
But I gave her an autograph and they thought I
was fucking Celine Dion, Like, I just wonder what her
perspective is. So anyway, Miscarry, we've seen you at the

(45:01):
Jimmy Somebody's show, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel's Show, The Jimmy Kimmel,
and you were promoting Cocaine Bear And I don't know
if you had cocaine or not, it doesn't matter. It
looked like it did. And I'm not mad at you.
We had a good time, but I performed that and
I was trying to do more. And then eventually my
family was like, Okay, you go sit down. But I
asked you for the autograph. She got the autograph. My

(45:22):
aunt got what she wanted. I probably made carry feel good,
because that does make people feel good what they say.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I love what you do.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I never got booked for ship, but it was all
in in love. So some of y'all also need to
stop trying to get some fiting made people smile. I
made my auntie happy.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I also want to let y'all know if you don't
know who Felicity, I mean Carrie Russell, she was Felicity.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Felicity. Yeah she had the long.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
She's still early hair. Yeah. Booked and busy.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Huh yeah. Anyways, well, okay, we don't really have a
lot of time, but so we have.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
We have talk on topic now.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Oh but we did have some real life style we did.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
But I wanted to ask you a quest about something
a friend of mine did that I really have been
like just pondering, like how do I really handle this
because I don't agree with what happened. I needed a
business connection for something business. This wasn't friendship. This was
like I hit her up on and this is somebody
that I really she's close to me. I hit her

(46:20):
up and was like, hey, do you know somebody that
I can ask. I need a connection for this, but
I need you to really put the connection and not
like I gotta submit something.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I need you to say this is my girl. Whoo
woo woop. This house going to go like make a
real connection.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Do you know what I mean to where like when
by the time I talk to them, they're like, I
fuck with Kiki so hard that what do you need?
Something like that.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
So we did that.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
She connects me to the person. I say, okay, this
is I asked you to connect me to one of
your friends. Yeah, this is my friend some shit, and
I'm trying her on the phone. Yeah, we're her fast time,
this is my girlfriend. No, I mean, like when you
connect yourself because I'm wondering, like, no, When she connected
me to the person, we were on the phone call.
I was telling her what I She's like, oh my gosh,
I have the perfect person for this. I was like,
is it your friend?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
She was like yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I was like, like a close friend.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
She was like yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I was like, could you make the connection? So she did,
like an email connection. So okay, that's not even the
point though, how you connected us.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
The point is.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
You connected us. And I was very clear on is
this your friend? Now? This is a close friend, And
sometimes you don't always agree with who your close friends
are with. You're not gonna stop being friends with them,
but you still don't like. Who they're with is like
not someone you really would associate with, but you love
your friend. You get what I'm saying. Yeah, but now
I see why sometimes people will be like, yeah, I

(47:36):
stop fucking with her because of who she was walking with.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I get.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I'm starting to get certain things now. I'm starting to
get why sometimes people aren't like, I can't help you,
and then you go to everyone and she don't help people. Yeah, no,
I didn't help you, And I got a reason.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
You want me to tell that because I will trying.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
To save you so she can make this connection. It
seems like it's this amazing connection. And this is someone
her the friend that connected me here. And I'm trying
to not say name because right this is someone who
I've done a lot for and I would never recount
what I've done, but I will, So.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
I will.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Is funny because I will. If you sometimes you have
to sometimes you have to be like no, turn it
down and turn it up. So we turned it down, and.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I turned it down and down and turn it up.
I'm stealing that.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, I trust you, you trust me.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
We just rock like that.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
And so like she connected to this person. I'm like, Okay,
I don't have to make any like I don't have
to say any disclaimers because the person that made this connection,
I trust you so much that, like, I know you
wouldn't lead me down a dark alley.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You know people like that, right, just trying to help
y'all make this be relatable.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I know someone's gonna get in the comps, but we're
all human and you got somebody that you rock with,
So she does it. I make the connection to who
it needs to be, connected to the business that needs
to be and I'm like, I told Y'all'm gonna come
through for y'all. I got you.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I know the people bow let me switch. Cause about
to cut up because I feel like I'm about to
get irritated with where this is going because I'm about
to be mad for you.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I make the connection, it seems like it's going so well.
He's like, oh, Lululemon, I'm gonna connect you, he said,
and it sounded real. Now I'm glad that on the
top of I've pay attention to certain things where it's like,
you know, sometimes you think youre about to get the
fashion of an influencer contract and then they spelled something
wrong and you're like.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Oh, the emails almost got yeah, yeah, almost got me.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Something like that happened.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
He he did, like he asked me privately, like away
from everybody, to do something, and I was like, you know,
I'm gonna do it because I appreciate this favor that
you're doing through my friend that I fuck with. I
don't need to ask any questions because I fucked with
her and she knows me.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
She wouldn't put me on some bulls.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
She wouldn't put me on some bullshit because I've choked
you before.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
And I will do it again.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I believe that.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I'm not saying I was a witness.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
But I believe you when you're speaking something I should
never fake. Shit happened and I was like, something doesn't
feel right, and I mean I said it out loud,
live with my That is.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
A horrible because it's like it sounds like a eruption,
like you have a I know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
It was like I immediately texted my very close friend.
I said, hey, is this your friend or is this
your boyfriend's friend, and just.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Give me a yes or no, because I don't want
a story. It's his friend that is not what the
fuck I asked you? That was a disclaimer you should
have gave me. I do know somebody, but this is
his friend. Stop calling these motherfucker's your friend and they're not.

(50:43):
They're friends with somebody who I don't eat. Well, they're
not your friend.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
If this was our equipment, I was gonna take it
and throw it. Well, why you're gonna do that?

Speaker 3 (50:54):
It was like, God, damn rich Nigga studio. Not are
but I'll follow you.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
I follow you know. Have you ever seen the movie Limitless?
Or have you ever seen Black Panther? Or have you
ever seen the Hulk? You know when the things row?
I know about the Hulk.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I ripped your T shirt like the Houk, Like you
just rise up, like what the Falcons want to do.
They never do, but they be wanting to rise up.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
If you knew. Oh, I'm so sorry, but I have
to be honest, and I promise you I love you,
but I have to because this is not right. If
you ask, if you ask me, I'm doing something really
important and I need to make this specific type of connection.
Do you know somebody who could do it? And I
tell you, oh my god, I have a friend and

(51:41):
I tell you it's my friend. You have a different
level level, a different layer of like trust in me
that like I don't even really got to do the
normal things because like I don't have to talk because
then it's gonna be condescending.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Then it's gonna come off like I'm being disrespectful to you,
because like, girl, I'm I know, I get it. I'm
not stupid.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
You don't have to say that, not even that you
trust the person that much to where you're like such
as it's like certain people that say they got you
when you go to the club and you're like, I
know you really got me. I don't need to call
and you keep checking.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
And then there's some people because when you do it, y'all,
I don't know what's gonna happen. You give the disclaimer.
She said, this is my friend, and now when the
bullshit starts to happen, I said, And I didn't tell
her bullshit, I said, but I know she smelled the
bullshit because the question was very to be specific, is
it your friend or is it his friend?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Is his friend?

Speaker 2 (52:27):
I got off this zoom call so quick, this pyramids
pyramid skiing so motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Almost broke my own laptop.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I call.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I said, we don't even have to say hello, because
I have to tell you something so important that I
need your bones to riddle. Don't fuck with me when
it comes to like, when it comes to like, when
it comes to somebody's reputation. That's literally what I was
thinking in business in like a world that is, don't

(52:59):
play with me, I said, don't ever connect me to
anyone that your boyfriend is connected to.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
And while I love you, I do not love him.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
And you know that we're all at a grown stage
now where you can tell people I don't fuck with that, nigga.
Now I'm trying not to lose friends, so I'm not
gonna not lose you. Like so you try, and but
now I sometimes get why people be like, if that's
who you're fucking with, absolutely not, because what you did
was you tried to make your boyfriend proud of you
by connecting him to something he has no business being
connected to.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
And so you lied to.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Somebody you know you really shouldn't lie to, and you
put me in a position that embarrassed me because you
would a bit chass nigga you're with a scammer. Don't
connect people to scammers without giving them a disclaimer. Hey,
he maybe can make some shit happen, but just so
you know, y'all might also lose twenty thousand dollars because
he is also gonna steal something. And then you give
me the you give me the option to be like, Hey,

(53:49):
we're in such a buying that we're gonna fuck with scammers.
You don't do that. I said, is it your friend?
And you said yes, Kiera. When I tell you this
rocked my average.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I was like, Wow, I don't even snash this motherfucking
wig off because bitch what And.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Then people will look at it like and she just
changed up?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
No, No, I didn't change up. I don't play like
I squared up with your bitch ass for this bullshit.
I don't even fight, but I will get out and
we're gonna have to tell us about this one, because
I don't think talking about it. There's nothing you can do,
and sometimes you might physically. And I don't normally believe this,
but I think I would just rise up and have

(54:31):
to beat some sense into somebody because I had a
conversation recently with somebody. Now, fortunately I was totally on
the outside. I've been the person who just got to
listen to people's bullshit. I don't know how to say
this cleanly. I'm gonna say this as best I can up.
Some of y'all don't have it all. Some of y'all
had a class of five people and you had lunch

(54:52):
for four hours out of a sixty seven hour school day.
Do you get what I'm saying? And y'all are out
here in the free world with the rest of us.
You didn't get to ride the bus with us. You
had your own special bus. But now you're out here
with us and you don't have to wear a sign.
And that's fine. But sometimes people are befriending people and
associating themselves with people like that. There's also other ones.
But what you have to remember about your own self

(55:12):
is when you have a life, when you have responsibilities
and something that is so hard to like build, and
then it can be so easily torn down like a
reputation that is tied to not my reputation with how
good this pussy is. Unfortunately that's the reputation. I ain't
got that fucked up. That one could be fucked up

(55:32):
because all my performances wasn't great, and I didn't give
it my off. But when it comes to handling certain things,
doing certain things, you don't fuck that up because it
has a ripple effect. It can directly affect you, depending
on the situation. The person that I know, he recommended someone.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
For a job.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
That person didn't get the job, and there was really
bad feedback. Fortunately, person A never let the rest of
the company know how close they were. He just did
say this is a personal recommendation, so they felt more
open to give feedback. When I heard all of it,
as the third party, I'm just like, are both of
y'all the word? We ain't supposed to say the R word?

(56:15):
Because why the fuck did you recommend him? And you
already started off before an interview. You had to take
his damn qualification test. Everybody stupid and he much older
than all. I mean, not that age is everything, but
it's just like little thing people be doing stupid stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Personal situation. But you don't vouch for somebody and not
you don't do that. Like I was, just like you
asked the connection. She said that she had a connection.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
It wasn't really hers, it was other people's and so
like how deep did you get before you realize this
is a scam or before you realize this ain't her friend,
or I hope it's not.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Her deep And I almost say I won't say deeps
in like they got personally for me, But it was
deep to the point where I had made the connection
to who I needed to connect them with. I had
made that connection, I wouldn't have. I thought I did
a good job. I did like a minute of like
vetting to make sure, like I'm making a good connection,
and I had already I had made it. And I
was like, and that means something, because it's like the
person has their concept. You can just go and be like,

(57:16):
I don't know, girl, when I tell you it had
been a minute that he that I made the connection
and it had already been like everybody was talking to
each other, We're in group messages, having emails, hopes and dreams.
Is being like ignited and I'm on the other end.
When it hit me, I was like, what was the thing.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
That hits you? Uh?

Speaker 2 (57:38):
They asked? They started asking me to help them promote something.
It sounded like a pyramid scheme. It just sounded like
they were like and I was like, why am I
the only one here? I connected you all to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I'm not the business like it was.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
And it was like, oh, but y'all are trying to
utilize I see what's happening, and shit, what you're doing is.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
You know matter what you're trying to do.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
What happened was something in my spirit went off and
it didn't make sense normal me. If I would have
been having sex, drinking too much, doing drugs, I wouldn't
have even caught this.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
But my spirit was like, stop these niggas right now.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
I got off the zoom. I said, hey, lemon, applause
is real quick. I don't know what's going on. Such
and such you didn't tell me this is what this
was about, and so I gotta go. Thank you to
the rest of you niggas. It's here. It was like
an audience of a lot of people and just three people,
and that the whole theme of what I thought, that
it's so much that I can't It was just like

(58:34):
I get off the phone immediately text such and such
and be like, is this your friend his friend?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
You know your niggag shit? I mean, like you know
it and we all know it.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
It's not one of those things where it's like we
all we all talk about how he scammed you, he
skinned everybody. And now I just see why people be like,
I see why Beyonce casign friends because.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Like, why would you do that? That's like if you
were like, I want to date someone and can you
connect with to someone? And I connect to you a
mass murderer. Now, I just don't tell you that it's
my nigga's friend who just got out of prison for rape,
and I just don't. I'm like, he's my friend, he's
my friend, yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Because I don't play about that either. That's the situation
I've been in. Yeah, I for a long time. Maybe
I got slighted too early. I've been felt like sometimes
you just have to cut the tie. It's cute and
sometimes even beautiful to want to hold onto people, but
sometimes what what did Cookie say? I gotta look out

(59:24):
for me, Lucius, You gotta look out for yourself when
you start realizing, Hey, all these people as much as
you love them, and they may love you too, but
they not love you like you need them to love you.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
No, it's not even about you love me. You're trying
to make your man proud of you get out of here.
I don't know. I don't want but what was he
going to be proud of that you put him on?
I don't know, but it doesn't. It doesn't that I
don't want no baby you. I'm sorry, it's okay. I
just can't believe somebody I give disclaimers about everything to

(59:56):
the point where it's like, if I'm bringing girlfriends together,
we're all going a branch. My one of my girlfriends
is autistic. She's autistic. You're gonna think that she's rude.
It's not no rudeness, she's autistic. I just want everybody
to know. I'm not putting it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
It's a disclaimer, That's what I'm saying. That's nice because
some of y'all refuse to let anyone know, and you should.
It'll be so much easier. You will save your self
stress and strife because I know some of y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
I was so offended.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I was just so.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
When you had that combo? Did you reach a resolve?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Do you know? Because I'm just like and I never
really need a pause. I can normally be like, okay,
let's just we can jump back in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
In an oreo.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
No, no, I was just like a O, that's funny,
And I think I didn't know this needed to be said,
But if I asked somebody if they're your connection, I
expected to be yours, especially not your boyfriends. You all
know how everybody feels you out of everybody, know that, nigga,
don't ever do that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
And then we just got off the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
She gets in the text like I feel bad and
I said you should.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
And we just haven't. Really.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
She called me the other day and I just couldn't
talk to her because my mind doesn't work like that.
Not that I've never made a mistake and hurt someone's
feelings or done someone wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I'm not saying that, but when it comes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
To like to me, that's like tricky shit. You knew
that I said, is this your friend? And you knew
it wasn't, And in you knowing it wasn't, you were like, yeah,
there was just and I don't know if it's I
don't know what it is, but there is something about
that situation that made me just be like, let me
just sit on this for a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
With all of that being said, what do you think
like a hard like stop or breaking point would be
for you in any sort of relationship from this point
forward when it comes to like how people are or
like just running into situations like that where you're saying

(01:01:57):
you used to be more understanding and forgiving and stuff.
It was just different. You felt different, and now it's
just like, what the fuck? Do you feel like you
figured out what a new boundary could be or do
you feel like he's still trying to figure it out?

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I think the boundary is God, yeah, but what do
you mean I think when stuff like this, Even with this,
it was like normally I would just jump to be like, oh,
it's okay, I know you made a mistake. Now I'm
able to take a step out, take a pause, breathe
and be like, you know, let me say a quick
little prayer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Let me just like chick in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
God, what'd you think about this? And Kiki, I kid
you not like this past week specifically, I've done that
about the comedian instantly, Shank.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I'm not even I'm talking about instantly within an hour.
It was like, well I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Forgot about him. You asked me something. Let me show
you real And it's either you see it and you
get it, or you hear it or you feel it
and you take that for what it is, or you
hear it and you see it and you feel it
and you're so blinded and just blurred by a lot
that you have going on, don't want to hear the
truth that you're just like, let me try to go
with this other feeling that you know for real isn't

(01:03:05):
even true. I think that's the different not I think
that is the difference because even with this, she's so
close to me that I was like, I wanted to
be like, it's okay, and I was like something was
just like, yeah, no, it's not. Let's take a moment,
say a quick prayer. You don't even have to go
deep into Let's say a quick little prayer.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
God, what you think?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Ah? He'd be like, ah yeah, and I'm gonna listen
because I don't ever do that. And now let me
try this route. Mm hmmm, Because I just have you
ever been in like a season where you feel like
people be playing with you? Oh? Absolutely, and you you
let them and then you now you're like again, there's clarity,
you're healthy, you're you're walking and what you're supposed to

(01:03:45):
walk in and it's like, yeah, no, I don't even
have to be disrespectful with it, you won't play with me.
And that's on every layer of life. M h If
I feel and it doesn't have to be disrespectful, it
doesn't have to be like I need to even tell you,
m hmm. It depends on literally what God tells me.
If he's like, be silent, you don't even need to
say nothing, or if he's like say something, and sometimes
he'd be like you can say it, cuz word.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Now, when you have those moments, how do you discern
if you are getting a message from God or just
something else.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
I always ask people that people have different responses, but
I'm always just curious.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
I think it's just maybe a feeling. I don't feel bad,
it's a feeling. But what is What is the feeling?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
You know? Because like when I've asked, because I'd like
to ask people when they say that, I just find
it interesting. Some people can or will whether it's true
or not. They will say something like super specific, something
always happens. Or some people are like, it's just the
bigger feeling, it's the louder feeling. It's the one where
it's not like I'm trying to run a script. Behind it,

(01:04:48):
and I'm just like, okay, this is yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I'm so new to listen to God, and please don't
judge me, even if you do. I'm so new to
listening that I don't know yet, Like I might be like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Man, was it God?

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
But I don't mean like but in the moment, like
what makes you trust it? I guess if you don't know,
you don't know, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
I was just I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
I don't feel bad or like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I need to follow I need to have a follow up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
You know how sometimes you say something to somebody you're like, hey, girl,
you know earlier when I had said I'm a stickler
for that, I'm a libra, it'll be like, I hope
you didn't feel sometimes I haven't. Again, it's been like
three specific situations where something like this happened and it
felt so clear. I didn't feel the need to like
follow up and make sure you understood what I meant
and that I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I
said what I said, and how you took it was

(01:05:32):
how you took it, and I know that it came
from love and respectfully with me. It was very clear
and direct, but I didn't feel like this feeling of
like dang, was that too much?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Mm hmm yeah, hm, Well, I hope that if y'all
are going through shit with your friends and their boyfriends
you don't like their asses, peace be with you. Yeah,
because I don't even know. I mean, that is a tough.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Sperce and it's not like you don't you know, sometimes
you don't like somebody, You just don't like somebody. But
then sometimes you don't like somebody because of the situations
that like you've seen your loved one in and you're
just like ah ah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
And I've had situations too with friends where I don't
like them because they I mean, they're not friends anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
But I'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Like you, I'm trying to think of how to work
this best without putting on their business out there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
That'd be the hard part.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Well, I don't know what to say, but sometimes people
be trying it, so I get it. And sometimes people
want to make other people look important or themselves look important,
and it's just like the gag is. I thought you
were important, and that's why I came to you. I
thought that you could do it. I did believe in
you because I've been your friend. But I can't make
you believe something that you obviously don't believe because you

(01:06:50):
putting your belief in a certified fucking line ass niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
You know what I'm about? Out There are lots of
people that I had a black that I used to
be close with, and it did hurt. But more recently
friends that i've lost, it doesn't hurt as much. I
don't myself too. What do I miss?

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
I told her somebody the other day. I was like, hey, listen,
I can only I'm for real. I'm not trying to
be funny. I can listen to you cry about a nigga.
I for real can all day long. But in the
season that I'm in right now, it's only one slot
open that can do it. It's my sister. So it's
only one bitch as niggas slot.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I can't do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Everybody can't come with it. I gotta I'm crying about
bitch asz niggas.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Hey we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
It's one capacity. I don't have the capacity. It's one
bitch ass nigga capacity slot. And when one opens up,
I'll let you know. I was like, hey listen, and
it has and you're doing stuff that's so dumb that
I have to think that you want to do it, So.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
Write a letter in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Not to us.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Life is hard.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
People is out here struggling getting deported like you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Cry, you don't have to be with like I can't
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Yeah, that is something that I hope I don't experience
ever again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
I don't want to go back.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
And that's why I sat my butt down when I
went on that day with that comedian man.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
And I'll share it on Patreon.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
I yeah, I feel you on that because we didn't
come this far just to go back. And I mean
that's that was it. Like the way that I drip.
We're moving on, moving on down the river to whatever comes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Next to the east side.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
What's on the east side, You know it's on the
east side some good ass fucking food that I gotta
stay away from. If y'all ain't been to Poyo Primo
on Moreland Avenue, have you been there?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
But my brother just told me.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
He was like, he's the chicken place I've been telling
you about. And it's not fried chicken, it's grilled and
it was pasted up. Yes, yes, they got tor ut out.
They got the Agua Fresh guys. They got fresh chiros
like fresh. That chicken is good. Every time I eat

(01:09:28):
a bite, I think about this fine man. He looked
like a mix of Gaston and Jason Momoa that I dated. Yeah,
and it was cleft too. I remember Ian oh Ian
became a congressman.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
That's why we did oh He was fine with the
light eyes. But you remember Garrett, do you remember?

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
And we get to that party.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
He came to that party. Mmmm.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
That's when I knew how to play in it. I
had to a my boyfriends at the same party, and
that's how a.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Bitch do it. Losing weight and improving your health used
to feel like something impossible. I felt like I was
on a hamster wheel and I was going nowhere at
all fast. Something that I've realized after being a part
of the life our XM D family.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking
about what I want?

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
What your parents want?

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
What do you want? What do you want?

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
What do you want?

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
Hey, ladies, it's me Diane. I'm gonna keep this really
short and sweet. I hope you've been well. I hope
your heart is healthy and I hope you're not dealing
with ashy sons and crying all summer, but listen up.
If you were, make sure your book The Lover of
Girls layover with Medina Monroe. You guys, she has a
ton of things plans for all the love of girls,

(01:10:59):
all of them. And just because you'll love a girl,
that doesn't mean you're not in a relationship. You could
be a love a girl in a relationship and said,
so book the trip now bye.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
So it's serve for the advice. Obviously, we don't know
what the fact's going on. So if you still want
to hear what we got to say about it, because
your friends ain't picking on the phone, type that email
girl or boy or whatever advice at cocktailspot dot com.
All right, so this person says, I've been dating this

(01:11:30):
guy for seven months. We do couple things. I knowing
she'd go on bitch break up with them. Oh you
don't have to because y'all aren't together. But I'm sorry.
She says, I've been dating this guy for seven months.
We do couple things, meet each other's friends, and he
even leaves stuff at my place. Y'all have got to
stop using that as a marker. You know what that is.
It's like a cat pissing on you or the street

(01:11:53):
or wherever, or any animal. It's just marking territory. Do
you know how many eyelashes are scattered the south hair
tieboard and bobby pins? Period?

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Don't let me have a crunchy blonde wig. Do you
know how many hairs I'm leaving around?

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
Do you know how many balls of hair I've actually
taken out of the brush and put in the corner
of a couch.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Now, God damn it, Benchin took it too far away.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Oh, don't play with me. If it's like a corner
of a crease of a couch and I'll stick it
in the couch, or if it's like a blanket like this,
I'll slide it everybody, I'll put it in a hat scoop.
You got your hats all lined up, those shoes lined up, bitch,
wads of hair?

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Don't fuck with me?

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Computer, keypad, iPad pack? Have you closed the little binder hair?
Now you're on the plane ride, you open it up.
She's like, whose hair is this? It's not mine?

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Lipliner.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
I didn't say that, No polish, I'm leaving it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Why you gotta that is good?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
I'm just sitting here shook because what I never would
have thought to put some hair up under here or
couch cause niggas do not floing couch.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
And put it in between the towels, in the toothbrush.
Put it in the suitcase.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
What a man?

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
The suck.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Oh leaving shit in a niggas suitcase?

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
If you put it in the fork drawer in the kitchen,
Now we really got proms?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
The fun was y'all going up in this bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Better?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Yet, you ain't gotta put ship organize it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Unless you would a crazy Well, we'll hold one artwork
the doorform, leave a video on the doorbell, even if
this is y'all't even if y'all breaking up yet, just
in case, because I like to do things where it's
like in moments that you just don't think this would
have popped up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
You thought I was gone.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Four years later for some reason, y'all are looking in
the the the video footage because you're like, something happened?
Was it a raccoon? Was someone trying to break in?
All of a sudden you get to my video and
I'm like, yeah, mmm, those flowers in the garden, pan
red Pink White, I played you thought I was gone.
He's been fucking you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Like and then we're not chaos in the house. Y'all
got kids.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Sounds like a great series, great watch. Yeah, yeah, just creating.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
That's what we do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Create And if you have Alexa, always always ad them
on your account. Now everyone's like, what are the lights on?

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Or well, now let me tell you all be careful
with that one. We didn't tell you that there are
lots of criminal offenses in that I told a weird
sex story.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Just turn the music on and the music lights on and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Off, listening, changing the stuff. Doing all of that, you're
hacking your access and personal information.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
That we're both gonna be honest when y'all got the stuff,
huh if they know, like, if they know that, y'all
were like, we did this because you can't just hack
somebody stuff for real, for real.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Don't do don't get y'all can finish those sentences. Uh,
I don't want to get some helpful tips. Because one
of our good sisters, she had some stuff going on
and she was on the account like you're saying, and
they were no longer together. But the other person was

(01:15:24):
still on the same account and everything, so she had access,
but she still got in trouble and she was doing
she wasn't supposed to be anyway. She was just listening,
but the person didn't know. The light turns yellow green.
It depends on what you're listening from. If there is
a yellow green light, like you can turn that kind

(01:15:46):
of stuff off, like those little round ones because I
have them, but all of them don't have a light
like that. Everything doesn't. I mean, there's so and there's
different devices like for example, I have this it's called
a pet cue tied into Alexa or my dog for
when I'm not home, like I can listen. I can

(01:16:06):
talk to her too. It's two way, but it's all
linked up on Alexa, the air Purifire slice. I like
it anyway. All I'm saying is I ain't say don't
do it. You do what you want to do, y'all.
I just wanted y'all to be careful, be careful, don't
DM me about this one, even though I love mess Yeah,
be careful, y'all, but people do be crazy. I get it,

(01:16:31):
all right. So you have yours?

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Huh do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
You have my wife. Oh, yes, I do, yes, I advice. Sorry, y'all,
I was reading to take It's a short one, okay.
This one says I met a guy at a day party,
great chemistry, hooked up that night. He was texting me
all week and after until I sent him a pick
of me in the dress I wore when we met.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
He never.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
He never replied and hasn't hit me since. Was it
the pick?

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
The sex?

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
I can't stop replaying everything. I have to see the picture.
That's the only way I could actually, honestly, I need.
I need to see the picture. I can't really I
don't know if it was. I do think it was
something that happened with the picture or the second if

(01:17:28):
he immediately stopped right, since you got to send the
picture and we're not gonna roast you, I'm not gonna.
I just need to see and then now I'll just
do a thumbs down or a thumbs up if it
was or wasn't, because I know what that feels like.
You're like, dangn like this is a very so I
know this is a specific reason, m h. And you
can feel it and you know it, you know what
it is. You just want confirmation because you're a little barrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
And maybe it's both.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Do you have a video?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
I can review the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Video footage Van Gina will review the photos.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Is there a text?

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
I need to see what als text was, also, like,
just so I can also like, you know, put that
up to it too, like was he already kind of
dry and seeming like he was gonna fall off?

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
M Yeah, that's difficult, won't good luck to you? I'm
trying to remember why we were talking about stuffing hair
in the corner of the seats, because this don't feel
like the advice I read. No, did I click the
wrong thing?

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Damn it? Driff?

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
We talked about I told you about my friend. I
told you about honestly, don't know we're gonna do well.
We told you all the time we was on today.
We both had days. Okay, No, there was a reason.
It's not we just started talking about stuff in hair.
If I started just talking about the whole party, if

(01:18:47):
I just started talking about stuff in hair, because that's gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Be that's important.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Women don't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
I mean, maybe we just need to cut. But then
we don't need the niggas to know. Now they're gonna
start cleaning.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
I don't, I mean cutins and put it on patrio.
I don't because they are gonna know, and now they're
gonna start trying to get together like they're trying to
get with their emotions and they're sucking it up. They're
not actually not doing it right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Niggas can't even spell emotions or vacuum. That one is tricky.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Well, I don't know, un.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Thank you said, oh oh, I know where it is.
I skipped this line and he even leave stepped up
my place, and I said, y'all stop thinking that matters, okay,
and then that's how Okay, we're gonna go back real
quick since we started, because I know you're like, bitch,
what the fuck is this? It's not crack, it's drippy

(01:19:38):
and on your state, it's available to you. All right,
we've got to speed this up. No, I didn't finish it. Well,
that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
But I read an advice letter.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Yes, you read one, but I started, and so when
I started, we went on the tangent and then I
was confused and he was texting, so we just moved
on because we didn't know where to go. Okay, the
answer to your question is because I'll just read the sentence.
But he refuses to call me his girlfriend. He says
titles and things and he's not ready, but he's on
dating apps and my crazy waiting to stick around until

(01:20:09):
he changes his mind. You're crazier than me, bitch, so yes,
hang it up, call it a day. But you know
where you can go when niggas is gonna be ready
to fuck you and do all kinds of things he
is them meaning out there in Jamaica. Check the description
box y'all for everything. Follow us on Instagram and whatever
other apps you can find a song We're at Cocktails
podcast There I'm at, Kiki said, so I'm in coffee

(01:20:30):
Bean and until next year, bye bitch is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Bye bye bye bye bye, good bye bye bye bye
bye bye

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