Cold Callers Comedy
Music-Comedians Ryan ‘goose fan’ Brannon and Paul ‘grumpy curmudgeon’ Rich have their weekly meeting to discuss their highlights and lowlights, what baffles, bemuses and bewilders them (including the etymology of ridiculous but real words). Join them as they interview special guests including performers from TV to stage or (or perhaps you at home!) and put their movie knowledge to the test by finding out how even universally loved films can be hated... And why. And of course each episode Tom Hardy scours the globe to discover which hat... Is... Hardest Every Monday from 06:30 UTC
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July 5, 2021 • 97 min
Episode 69
Endgame
In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime.
This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats… Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time… and Thanos is after it. With the help of the Avengers, Tom attempts to thwart Thanos, save the universe AND restore the sacred...
Endgame
In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime.
This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats… Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time… and Thanos is after it. With the help of the Avengers, Tom attempts to thwart Thanos, save the universe AND restore the sacred...
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June 21, 2021 • 93 min
Episode 68
Paul’s Bald Balls
In this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Chopper 3.0 by Smooth My Balls. If you like the sound of it… get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers
Also we discuss England’s Euro 2020 prospects or lack thereof.
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ ...
Paul’s Bald Balls
In this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Chopper 3.0 by Smooth My Balls. If you like the sound of it… get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers
Also we discuss England’s Euro 2020 prospects or lack thereof.
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ ...
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June 7, 2021 • 83 min
Episode 67
"What’s in the Box?!"
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Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise… but a zen booth. A small upright coffin where they can go and chill out and meditate in whe...
"What’s in the Box?!"
This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S
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Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise… but a zen booth. A small upright coffin where they can go and chill out and meditate in whe...
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May 24, 2021 • 79 min
Episode 66
Execute Episode 66
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It’s Ryan’s Birthday!!! At least…it WAS… but I missed it. We talk about all sorts of fun things like… The Weather, Recycling, Dieting and Ryan’s NEW JOB!
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is…uh… dull. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowle...
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It’s Ryan’s Birthday!!! At least…it WAS… but I missed it. We talk about all sorts of fun things like… The Weather, Recycling, Dieting and Ryan’s NEW JOB!
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is…uh… dull. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowle...
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May 10, 2021 • 73 min
Episode 65
Shadow & Bone
This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S
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We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing you top quality content.
We also talk about how awesome it's going ...
Shadow & Bone
This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S
Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over
We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing you top quality content.
We also talk about how awesome it's going ...
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April 26, 2021 • 91 min
Episode 64
Line of Duty
This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S
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We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing world.
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little disconcerting. Then I attempt t...
Line of Duty
This episode is sponsored by Brüush - https://bit.ly/3xe5g7S
Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over
We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing world.
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little disconcerting. Then I attempt t...
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April 19, 2021 • 91 min
Episode 63
20 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss
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We briefly touch upon getting the vaccine & what it might be like to post yourself on a long haul flight around the world in a small wooden container.
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a mix of good and bad. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive know...
20 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss
Download our NEW SINGLE ‘Game Over’: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/coldcallerscomedy/game-over
We briefly touch upon getting the vaccine & what it might be like to post yourself on a long haul flight around the world in a small wooden container.
Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a mix of good and bad. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive know...
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April 12, 2021 • 89 min
Episode 62
"Jacob Rees-Mooooog"
This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue.
https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471
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"Jacob Rees-Mooooog"
This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue.
https://baxterblueglasses.pxf.io/c/2544961/1031264/11471
We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content....
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April 5, 2021 • 101 min
Episode 61
A Bit of Goo Came Out
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A Bit of Goo Came Out
We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where...
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March 29, 2021 • 99 min
Episode 60
THE COLD CUT
We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go -...
THE COLD CUT
We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go -...
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March 22, 2021 • 79 min
Episode 59
GAME OVER
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is . Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intellig...
GAME OVER
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March 15, 2021 • 82 min
Episode 58
Controversy!
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is kinda 3rd person. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs o...
Controversy!
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March 8, 2021 • 83 min
Episode 57
Joining the Serkis
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Here's the official music video!
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Wee...
Joining the Serkis
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Here's the official music video!
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Wee...
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March 1, 2021 • 79 min
Episode 56
Lord of the Ring Fit
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is petrifying… for arachnophobes. Paul then probes Ryan...
Lord of the Ring Fit
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February 22, 2021 • 82 min
Episode 55
“Get Your Ass To Mars”
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is simultaneously some good advice. Paul then probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of the smarts in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On ...
“Get Your Ass To Mars”
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is simultaneously some good advice. Paul then probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of the smarts in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On ...
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February 15, 2021 • 84 min
Episode 54
Sexy Valentines Special
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is obviously Valentines Day related. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in a Valentine’s instalment 'Suck...
Sexy Valentines Special
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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is obviously Valentines Day related. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in a Valentine’s instalment 'Suck...
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February 8, 2021 • 72 min
Episode 53
I Am Iron Monkey
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We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into ...
I Am Iron Monkey
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February 1, 2021 • 84 min
Episode 52
Godzilla v Kong
(AKA Fighting Fire with… A Monkey?)
As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880
Ryan makes Paul jealous with his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, Paul probes his brainus yet again for signs of intel...
Godzilla v Kong
(AKA Fighting Fire with… A Monkey?)
As always, all OUR links to our socials are growing on a handy Linktree - https://www.linktr.ee/ColdCallersComedy & you can get your hands on our lovely MERCH here - https://www.teepublic.com/stores/cold-callers-comedy?ref_id=13880
Ryan makes Paul jealous with his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, Paul probes his brainus yet again for signs of intel...
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January 25, 2021 • 82 min
Episode 51
350 Miles for a Kebab
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Ryan has a laundry related 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his brainus for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My B...
350 Miles for a Kebab
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Ryan has a laundry related 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, I probe his brainus for signs of intelligence in an another instalment 'Suck On My B...
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January 18, 2021 • 89 min
Episode 50
Dismay!
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Join us as we celebrate our half a century of episodes the only way we know how… with more of the same shit!
Ryan scrapes the bottom of the barrel in this week’s 'Highlight ...
Dismay!
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Join us as we celebrate our half a century of episodes the only way we know how… with more of the same shit!
Ryan scrapes the bottom of the barrel in this week’s 'Highlight ...
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