Cold Callers Comedy

Cold Callers Comedy

Music-Comedians Ryan ‘goose fan’ Brannon and Paul ‘grumpy curmudgeon’ Rich have their weekly meeting to discuss their highlights and lowlights, what baffles, bemuses and bewilders them (including the etymology of ridiculous but real words). Join them as they interview special guests including performers from TV to stage or (or perhaps you at home!) and put their movie knowledge to the test by finding out how even universally loved films can be hated... And why. And of course each episode Tom Hardy scours the globe to discover which hat... Is... Hardest Every Monday from 06:30 UTC Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cold-callers-comedy--4694450/support.

Episodes

December 23, 2022 33 mins
HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL PART 2

Part 2 of 2. We left Scrooge (Tom Hardy from 'Peaking F****** Blinders') reeling from the visit of the Ghost of Christmas Past. Now he must face two more spirits and change his wicked ways, or be punished and damned for all eternity.

With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to it on Spotify.

DISCLAIMER: All characters, fictional and non-fictional in this show are completely...
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HARDY'S HARDEST HATS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Part 1

Part 1 of 2. Welcome to the Hardy's Hardest Hats Christmas Special. And it's a special one indeed. We get caught up in Tom's dreams, where we are whisked away to victorian London and into the pages of a Charles Dickens novel. All your favourite characters are here... playing all of your favourite 'A Christmas Carol' characters!

With a musical score written and performed by us! Listen to i...
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July 5, 2021 97 mins
Episode 69
Endgame

In what is their final episode for the time being, Paul & Ryan discuss why they’re having a hiatus and what projects they’re working on in the meantime.

This episode also includes a feature length episode of Hardy’s Hardest Hats… Turns out the Mind Stone was in Tom’s hat the entire time… and Thanos is after it. With the help of the Avengers, Tom attempts to thwart Thanos, save the universe AND restore the sacred tim...
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June 21, 2021 93 mins
Episode 68
Paul’s Bald Balls

In this episode, Paul raves about his new grooming device that ALL self respecting men should treat themselves to. The Turf Chopper 3.0 by Smooth My Balls. If you like the sound of it… get yours with a discount (automatically applied at checkout by clicking this link: https://www.smoothmyballs.com/coldcallers

Also we discuss England’s Euro 2020 prospects or lack thereof.

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week’ is a...
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June 7, 2021 83 mins
Episode 67
"What’s in the Box?!"

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Amazon have decided that their overworked and underpaid employees don’t need a pay rise… but a zen booth. A small upright coffin where they can go and chill out and meditate in when it all...
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May 24, 2021 79 mins
Episode 66
Execute Episode 66

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It’s Ryan’s Birthday!!! At least…it WAS… but I missed it. We talk about all sorts of fun things like… The Weather, Recycling, Dieting and Ryan’s NEW JOB!

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is…uh… dull. Then I attempt to make Ryan take all the word knowledge I sp...
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May 10, 2021 73 mins
Episode 65
Shadow & Bone

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We discuss the sad news that we'll be reducing show frequency to fortnightly. It's all become a bit too much of an undertaking, but we'll endeavour to keep bringing you top quality content.
We also talk about how awesome it's going to be when we grow o...
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April 26, 2021 91 mins
Episode 64
Line of Duty

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We briefly touch upon the farce that was the formation and subsequent disbanding of the European Super League which caused much furore and outcry in the footballing world.

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a little disconcerting. Then I attempt to make R...
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Episode 63
20 Hrs to Wales with a Beatles Book & a Bottle of Piss

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We briefly touch upon getting the vaccine & what it might be like to post yourself on a long haul flight around the world in a small wooden container.

Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is a mix of good and bad. Then I attempt to to force feed my massive knowledge to Ryan in...
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April 12, 2021 89 mins
Episode 62
"Jacob Rees-Mooooog"

This episode is sponsored by Baxter Blue.
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April 5, 2021 101 mins
Episode 61
A Bit of Goo Came Out

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March 29, 2021 99 mins
Episode 60
THE COLD CUT

We really need your support. We do this because we love it. But right now, due to current times, we’re really struggling. We want to be able to focus more energy into what you hear. And that’s where we need your help. From as little as £3, you can help support us and fund future, exciting content. All whilst getting exclusive bonus content that no one else can hear. So… Wanna be a patron? Here’s where you go -...
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March 22, 2021 79 mins
Episode 59
GAME OVER


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is . Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligence in this...
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March 15, 2021 82 mins
Episode 58
Controversy!


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is kinda 3rd person. Paul then probes Ryan’s brains for signs of intelligen...
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March 8, 2021 83 mins
Episode 57
Joining the Serkis


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' wholesome...
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March 1, 2021 79 mins
Episode 56
Lord of the Ring Fit


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is petrifying… for arachnophobes. Paul then probes Ryan’s smart ars...
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February 22, 2021 82 mins
Episode 55
“Get Your Ass To Mars”


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is simultaneously some good advice. Paul then probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of the smarts in this week’s instalment of 'Suck On My Big Fat Dicti...
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February 15, 2021 84 mins
Episode 54
Sexy Valentines Special


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Ryan’s 'Highlight of the Week' is obviously Valentines Day related. Then, Paul probes Ryan’s brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in a Valentine’s instalment 'Suck On My Big Fat D...
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February 8, 2021 72 mins
Episode 53
I Am Iron Monkey


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Episode 52

Godzilla v Kong
(AKA Fighting Fire with… A Monkey?)


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Ryan makes Paul jealous with his 'Highlight of the Week' segment. Then, Paul probes his brainus yet again for signs of intelligence in an an...
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