Episode 583: Cheaply Made Ice Cream Scoop

On this week's episode, the guys kick things off by diving into a humorous and somewhat frustrating tale involving Joe's latest kitchen gadget: an ice cream scoop that unfortunately arrived in a damaged state. This incident sparks a lively discussion about various other kitchen gadgets that can make cooking and baking more enjoyable and efficient. They delve into the impressive array of attachments available for the KitchenAid Stand Mixer, including the versatile cheese grater, which can turn blocks of cheese into perfect shreds for a variety of recipes. Additionally, they discuss the handy slicer attachment, which makes preparing vegetables a breeze, and even touch upon the usefulness of pizza peels, essential for transferring homemade pizzas into the oven without any fuss. As the conversation flows, Cody seizes the opportunity to share some quirky and seemingly useless trivia he recently stumbled upon regarding Minnesota's unique twist on the classic children's game Duck, Duck, Goose. He explains how this version, known as Duck, Duck, Gray Duck, adds an interesting regional flavor to the game, prompting a light-hearted debate about the various adaptations of childhood games across different cultures and states. Moving on from playful games, Cody then transitions to a more serious topic by informing Joe about an exciting new project announced by filmmaker Ryan Coogler, known for his work on the Black Panther franchise. Coogler's upcoming endeavor involves a revival of the iconic series The X-Files, which has piqued the interest of many fans. This announcement leads to a broader discussion about fan theories surrounding various movies and television shows, exploring how these theories can enhance the viewing experience and engage audiences in deeper ways. Joe shares his thoughts on a fascinating video he watched that delves into a plethora of fan theories, ranging from the whimsical interpretations of Peter Pan to the enchanting world of Mary Poppins. He recounts some of the most intriguing theories, highlighting how fans have crafted elaborate narratives that connect seemingly unrelated plot points and characters, enriching the original stories in unexpected ways. The conversation takes on a life of its own as they explore the creativity and passion of fandoms, ultimately celebrating the unique bond that these theories create between viewers and the media they love.



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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mhm yo, you know what up buddy.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Now, I'm just reading what Mike.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
What said sort of thing, sort of saying.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm just wondering why he's not here.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Because he's a little bitch.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Because he's a little bitch. Oh shit, Oh shit, hair

(00:55):
inside the ears? Oh no, So how you doing.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That was your week.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Long?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I bet I wish I could say the.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Same, Yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's one of those things that like, it doesn't feel long.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Well, I had the last week off, so it doesn't
feel like it was very long, and it's like I
already you.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Have to go back to work. I'm like, fuck, I
don't want to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, I had to go back to work after having
two weeks off and didn't enjoy that at all.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, that'd be turboly awful.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I was like, I don't want to deal with any
of this, right.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Can you just pay me to stay home and not
do anything?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Work out really well for both of us?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I know, right, work out real well. I have more
time to return to efective stupid sh it so over
the past, like must be a couple of months now.

(02:08):
Actually been making making my own ice cream at home
and I don't have any ice cream scoops. So last
night I was finally like, you know what, I'm gonna
get an ice cream scoop? What is the one that
people recommend? And they were like, Oh, this zero z
r z R O l L or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's what like the reddit people were saying, uh.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
And it's one of those it's a scoop that, like
my similar to what my mom has, where it's one
of those ones that has like that fluid inside the
handle that that that it helps to you know, thermally
conduct and that it's actually a pretty good scoop. So
I was like, you know what, that's what it is.
I wonder if that isn't the one that she has,
because obviously they don't have the one that she has.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
In front of me. So I ordered it last night
and came in literally just like five ten minutes before
we started.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
He makes my ice cream?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Uh, well I made ice cream last night.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You scooped yourself ice cream and scream? You know. Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
First off, they have like different sizes, Like I bought the.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Two ounce size and I'm just like, what is what
does a two ounce scoop look like? Like? Did I
have a hard time like figuring out, like what what
size to get?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Because there was like two ounce, two point five ounce,
three three point five ounce, and it's like what.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Am I doing here?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Like what does the scoop look like that of a
two ounce versus a three ounce?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
What is a basket robin scoop?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
What is it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
What is a basket robin scoop is? Anyway, So I
got it today and I'm like cool. I open it
up and I'm like, okay, two ounce looks pretty good.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's like, man, what.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Is this like grease that's covered in it? Was like
it must be like some sort of just like cleaning thing.
Oh no, And then I see like.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Is that a crack?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
And sure enough, it's cracked and the grease is literally
the fluid just coming out of it. And it's like
I thought this thing said it was stainless steel.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
More like tainted steel.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, I think it's plastic with a stainless steel scoop.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
All the handle's plastic. Yeah, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I am so pissed at this because nowhere on their
website I was just looking just now does it say
that it's that it's a plastic handle.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
It's it's plastic.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
You are.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's like plastic.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's like a plastic handle that's been painted silver, and
then the actual scoop is metal. Wow, But nowhere on
here that I can see does it say that. It
says that it's silver gold. Gold is like the bottom

(05:02):
little it's not actually gold, but it's the color of
the little bottom piece to indicate that it's a you know,
two ounce scoop. Uh yeah, constructed of aluminum alloy, which
helps resist oxidation and corrosion.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
And it's like, so I.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Assume that's what the whole fucking thing is made out of,
but it looks like the handle is plastic.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
We're trying that ship, which.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm going to do. Obviously it's broken. I know.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
The one that my mom has, which is the exact
same thing, is a full aluminum thing.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, it's the same one I think we have as
just a full on ass aluminum scoop.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
So this kind of pisses me off that they sell
this this thing and there's nothing on here. And it's
also a proudly made in the USA type thing. I
didn't buy it because of that. It just was like, Okay,
this is what people are recommending, but yeah, like this
is some old bullshit is what it is. Now I
have to go through the arduous task of getting this

(06:03):
fucking stupid ass they returned and finding a different one.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Wow, you know this. You know what ice cobes ice
cream scoops I don't like. Is the one that has
that little fucking arm that's supposed to help scoop the
the scoop out of the out of the thing you've
seen that has a little paddle switch, Like so you
scoop the ice cream, right, yeah, but it just speaks yeah,

(06:31):
but it smears a bunch inside of the scoop, and
I'm like, that's value of ice cream that's stuck in there.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Now, Well, that's the ice cream. That's the type of
ice cream scoop that I grew up with.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh no, the one, the one that we have is
literally the ice cream scoop I've grown up with. We've
had it for like I think, my entire life. Nice
So that bitch is like forty four years old, damn
it's And it's one of the ones that has the
stuff inside of it. So you get hot water and
you just run it over it and then you take

(07:02):
it up and scooby scoop scoop and.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
That's what I want. It's something that was solid metal.
That's what I thought I was getting.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
And the more I talk about it, the more pissed
off I am about this. Like I wasn't too bad earlier,
just before we started. Now the more I talk about it,
the more I just feel ripped off of, just like
how shitty this thing is. Like I might actually leave
an Amazon review because this, I feel is is false.
Advertisement nowhere in here doesn't say that it is. My

(07:34):
mom just texted, make me the fourth peep with you?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
What a nerd? Who does that? Who wakes up and
sends people that message?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
A friend?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
My friend's a nerd for sure. For sure. Speaking of
food accessories, that really pissed me off. You want to
hear this one? Yeah, okay, So I wanted to get
a cheese greater and a cheese slicer.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Right, okay, seems reasonable.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
And it's like these kids nowadays, I don't want to
sound like a fucking old person, but they've discovered cheese graters.
And if Joe may know this, may not know this,
but back in the day when I was growing up,
and we still have it somewhere, someone where the fuck
it's at? We had a metal one. It was a
stand that had a little fork foot and had a
rotating piece in it and with a feed er top

(08:27):
thing on top.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Right, it had different We have like a handheld version
of that.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
It has a different instead of using a box grader. Right,
it's basically on this thing with the hand and you
spin it like a pentil sharpener, and it basically just
shreds or slices cheese. And then you have different inserts
for different thickness and different slices blah blah blah. Right,
So nowadays it became popular on TikTok uh to sell
one of these. It's a plastic one that has suction

(08:51):
cup feet on some of them, some of them don't,
so those are terrible. Don't buy those. If it doesn't
have weight, you need suction cups because it's gonna fucking
fucking fall fall off. And then you have inserts different ones.
But they're made a plastic obviously is cheaper to make,
so they can sell them for like eleven dollars on
fucking TikTok and then put them on sale for six
or whatever bullshit they do. So we're like, oh my god, revolutionary,

(09:13):
I can make my own shredded cheese at home, Like,
oh my god, dude, these fucking kids. Man. Anyways, so
I was telling Paige. I was like, there's this like
Kitchen Aid makes one for their Kitchen Aid stand mixers.
It's an accession you put on the front, you take
your paddle off obviously, and you can grade cheese, sliced cheese, whatever. Right,
So we were having Yeah, so we're walking through coals

(09:33):
the other day, and that's what remind me of it
when I said Coles earlier. They actually have them, Like
they have the individual Kitchen Aid accessory kits have like
the pasta roller cutter, they have the vegetable spiralizer, and
they had the the cheese one, the cheese slicer and greater.

(09:55):
I was like, oh cool, and it's like seventy bucks.
And I was like that seems a little expensive for these.
They could a sore. Like at work at best Buy,
we sell these for like fifty bucks or something.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Mm hm.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
So I was like, all right, what online we do
not sell just the cheese grater and slicer. Okay, you
can buy the pasta roller and slicer or cutter. You
can buy the zucchini zucchini sesor thingy. You can buy
a couple of different ones, but you cannot get the
cheese grater slicer one separately. You can buy it with

(10:31):
a kit that comes with a mixer for like five
hundred dollars. I was like, why don't we have this, Like,
why don't we offer this? It's available, clearly, it's available
other places. Yeah, what's happening here?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I don't know. I've had similar experiences of that.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Nothing I could think of off the top of my head,
but like where there's something that that like we sell
the base thing of it, and it's like, oh, we
should sell the accessories as well, And then you go
look up the accessories and it's like, wait, why won't
we sell this accessory? Like we have the other stuff,
why don't we sell this? Like I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, it really made me mad.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Understandable, Oh, you.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Can buy the vegetable sheet cutter attachment that was the
other one and a meat grinder.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Make sheets out of vegetables.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I do want to get the meat grinder though. That'd
be a fun one to have.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
That would be the next weird thing to be able
to just like find a decent like like, could you
save money by going to a butcher and then just
like grinding your.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Meat yourself as long as you have a freezer or
big enough place to put it. Because to save money,
you need to buy it, not gonna I'm not gonna
say in bulk.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
But you can to buy a cow.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, you can buy like I don't know if any
butchers around here do, but you can a lot of them.
You can actually special order a half or a quarter
depending on what cuts you want, and then they will
a lot of them will bring it in fresh and
do it there. Otherwise they can order it in frozen
and then you just pick it up and then you

(12:04):
can take it home and do whatever you want to it. Well,
I mean, I guess you could do what you want
to it. It's yours, but yeah, so yeah, the meat
grinder one for the for the the kitchen aid stand
mixers not like you grinds, but also has the dies
for making sausage and stuff too. Yeah, and it all

(12:28):
attached to the front of the stand mixture and then
you're ready to fly.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
A stand mixer is the one thing that I've wondered
if that would be something that I would be interested
in buying like if I ever started making my own,
like like right now, we on Saturday, so we've been
making our own pizza, but we've been buying pre made
pizza dough.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's like stand mixer, make your own dough exactly, Like
I'll send you a recipe that is no no, no
need for kneading. It's basically just like an instant ready
to go make it and boom. I think you have
to let it proof a little bit.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
But actually, well, which is fine because we still kind
of do that now, like even the pre made pizza
dough that and when I say pre made pizza dough,
I mean, like you know, it's actually a dough ball,
like you know, pre made pizza broad crust. It's like
two bucks or something like that over at fries. But

(13:21):
it has all the extra ingredients in it. And so
I'm always wondering like would it be more would it
be more beneficial and useful? Just be like, yeah, I
just make my own pizza dough, which is what you know,
flower water, salt, ma. Sure, I really don't know what's
all in pizza dough, but like four or five ingredients
rather rather than just like all the other ingredients that
you know, are in in the pizza dough, and you

(13:43):
could probably make it for cheaper because you know you're
buying a bag of flower that's gonna last you like months,
you know, maybe not months.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I don't know how much flower does in a pizza dough.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Depends how big you want, and it's not that bad
really what.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
We do ends up doing end up doing like twelve
inch size, so probably not too much.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
So like this one is the one to usually find, well,
almost exact same one. It's like two cups of flour,
one tablespoon of yeast, quarter teaspoon of salt, one tablespoon
of sugar, and then two thirds lukewarm water.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, just incredibly simple.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, probably takes fifteen minutes to fully make and then
just a half an hour or so to just let
it sit out.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know this. I don't
know why this is the way they put it that
says ready in ten minutes, yields one pizza dough. I mean, yeah,
what what size pizza dough, because any dough could be
one pizza dough depends on the size of pizza you're making. Idiot.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I always love those proportion sizes when you're looking at
those types of recipes, it's like makes or oh my god,
I was looking at something last night that I think
it was. It was codiac cakes protein balls. Sorry, and
you can't just buy them, you make them. But there
it's a pretty simple recipe. But in one picture it

(15:19):
was like makes approximately twenty balls, and you're like, okay, cool,
that's that's that's a that's a few. And then you
look at the serving size and it's like fourteen, and
it's like, but the first picture says twenty, but you're
saying serving size is fourteen.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
What are we doing here, guys?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
So they can make twenty, but.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Serving size is fourteen. The serving amount not serving size.
Serving amount is fourteen. Like to the box it says
makes fourteen, but according to the first picture on Fries's site,
you know, which is not made by Fries. More than
likely it's made by the manufacturer.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Like it makes approx.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Twenty.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
It's as I get it, I get it.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I'm making a dough ball here and it's not dope,
but like you know, its ostensibly it's a it's a
ball of something and I can make it whatever sizes
I want. But like realistically, how many do I get?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
So this recipe actually says one twelve inch pizza crust,
So there you go.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
So it's relatively small, but that's about what size that
we do because that's what fits on our fancy that
twelve inch. Yeah, twelve inch fits on our fancy little
uh pizza scraper thing.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Pizza scraper thing that sounds disgusting, well.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Whatever, I mean, Look, it scrapes pizza does like, it
literally scrapes pizza off.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Though you're not wrong, it's just the way you said
it made it sound terrible.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Nah, it's not terrible.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Pizza scraper Ill.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
My pizza scraper thing, Like if you make your own
pizza that, like, legit is the.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Way to go.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
You can also use it to pick up like ketchup
off catch up and stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Which was gnarly to watch and then put it back
and then pick it up and put it back and
pick it up.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, I'll never need another ketchup picker up er thing again.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
That was definitely one of the utensils that I've ever bought,
and that I'm like, a, why didn't I know about
this earlier?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Thank you, good methical morning.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Uh, and be like why isn't this more of a
thing that that more like fancy pizza place pizza, you know,
scraper things like I have a new nie h Battle.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Pizza pettle peel peel, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Pizza peel. The thing's okay, but like it the way
we use it, I'm sure, I'm pretty sure is wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
The peels are The peels are good for turning it
with it's in there, just because you can like easily
get to itout, like you know, burning yourself or whatever,
and like taking it out obviously, h right makes it
nice because you can just right underneath it.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
But it's not good for applying.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, no, you yeah, you like those ones you have
to like you'll be very careful with because like you
have to like coat it in something to get it
off pretty easily.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, And so we would throw a ship tons of
flour on there. But even if you put a ship
ton of flower on there, or even the because I
know you also do that, like corn meal corn meal
h on.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
There, it makes it easier. But sometimes it just doesn't.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Sometimes it literally like unless you put like a shit
tone on there, it still just sticks to it, and
it's just a pain in the ass. But this, uh
whatever they call the pizza picker up or ketchup, clean.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Your thing, pizza scraper, pizza scraper.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Uh, it's just just life changing with pizza.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Let's see what Amazon calls it, pizza scraper.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I think they'd literally just call pizza peels, like sliding
pizza peel.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Just pulls up a bunch of bench scrapers, which obviously
is not a pizza scraper. All right, a pizza peel.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Because Amazon's where I bought it.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Uh, sliding pizza peel.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, sliding pizza peel.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Non stick pizza peel, slider with bamboo handle, detachable transfer
pizza pie pizza something on the descriptions really long for
some reason.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
That's just that they can throw in a bunch of
stuff and hopefully get caught up in other searches and stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh, they got one of those cool rocking cutters with
this one added.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
I made sure I bought no, I know, sorry, I
did buy one that had like a couple.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Of extra things with it, and I threw the extra
accessories away. I was like, this is bullshit. I don't
beat this.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't need your nonsense. Even though I actually picked
this one because it had accessories.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
No, Like, if you look at a lot of these,
they just come with those accessories.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
They're just like, yeah, you get this bonus stuff along
with it. I was like, I don't want the bonus
stuff along with it. I just want the pizza peel.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I already have a pizza cutter. I don't need another
pizza cutter, you know. And these peels are not where
you cut the pizza on, so like, I wouldn't recot it.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
It's cutting through the fucking thing that makes it appeal.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, right, that would make it less appealing.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
What's what?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
The other funny thing is you look at a lot
of these and they're made out of wood, and I'm like,
I don't want to stick this into my my uh
my trigger and light my pizza peel on fire. So
I found the one that was made out of stainless
steel and had a wooden handle. Still wasn't badly priced.
I think I paid like thirty or forty bucks for it.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I mean, the the bamboo one wouldn't really lie on
fire unless you like left in there for a long time.
But bamboo doesn't really burn burn.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I'm sure, but I'd rather not take I'd rather have
something made out of metal.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Is this plastic?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Fucking ice cream scoop?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Is this fucking plastic?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Why would you buy that?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I don't know, fucking ice cream scoop.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Or whatever? Anyways, I just called it a pizza peel. Still,
what the fuck? Let me search, Let me search, let's see. Sorry,
I'm I'm triggering myself here, Joe's get himself out of

(21:55):
ice scoop.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Ice cream scoop, stupid search thing.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
I mean, you could eat, there's an ice scoop for
ice cream, but it would be real fucking that.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Would be real difficult and awful. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
See, I could have swore that the one that my
mom had is like a pampered checked one, but I
went on their website earlier.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
They have one, but it's not it's not the one
that she has. She probably has.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Like, I wonder if like the one that you have
and that she has isn't like the original zero you know, school.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
The one we have just fucking old as ship dude.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Well, apparently this company has been around for a while,
so that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Like, I wonder if they weren't.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Originally all all metal and then over time they're like, oh,
we can't afford all metals, so we're just gonna go
partially plastic.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I mean maybe I'll continue looking later.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Sorry, I'm just triggering myself.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
More, just getting himself worked up.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I am because I'm, I'm, I'm.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
It's an inconvenience now that I have to return it,
Like literally, it's an inconvenience. It's true because either I
have to do it through UPS, in which case I
have to go drop it off at the UPS.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Store, FedEx or whatever whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Or I can do the Coals option, which means that
I have to go through Coals.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
You get a Coles cupon though, Well.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
In that case, I just probably asked my mom if
you wouldn't mind returning it because she loves going to
coals and getting cupons.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Well, you can give her the cupon. It's not like
it's printed with your names. Is only used by you?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh no, no no, But I mean like she goes there.
Oh that's what I'm saying. She already goes there.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Like I'll once we're done here, I'm going to, like
turbo just like return it and then I'll take it
over to my parents tonight and just be like, hey,
if you're heading to Cole's today this week, can you
drop this? Can you return this from me?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
And you get rid of this fucking piece of garbage
ice cream scoop this piece of trash.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
It's so fucking triggered right.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Now as you should be, Joe. This is the time
when need you need one of those hanging body bag
punching thingies and just get your frustration out on it.
I should or beat your brother. He's old enough, Joe.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
He pays half the rent. I can't afford to live
here alone.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I didn't say kill him, I said just beat him up.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, but then he might not be able to work.
I don't know. Like I'm just.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Saying, don't aim for the face. Body shots only I know,
but still no visible bruises. Not he wears like fucking cutoffs.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
And then if he decides to move out, where am
I going to go? I'm gonna move in with you.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Threaten him, threaten him like you leave. Guess what gets worse?
I aim for the face.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
You know I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I know you're too Canadian for that, Joe. If I
said the term duck duck, go no, Okay, you're you're
failed already. You're playing a.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Game browsers or searchers.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
You know, you're playing a game with a bunch of kids.
When you were in elementary school and you went duck duck, Oh,
got it? What would you say next? Duck duck goose? Okay,
So little known fact. Fifty states in the United States
of America correct as of right now, because we haven't taken.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Over Canada and the night I've counted.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, yes, forty nine of those fifty states say duck
duck goose. Can you guess what state doesn't say goose?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
This is gonna be like Alabama or something. Is that
it's not correct?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Not correct?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yes? Do? Yes, it's not directed at you. So it's
not you know, your homeland of South Canada, but it's
real fucking close.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
But it's really fucking close.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
So this is either gonna be like like I said,
this is gonna be like one of the southern states
because they're southern, they're just fucking weird, or this is
gonna be one of the northern states where they're so
close to Canada that they use the Canadian like geese
or whatever, you know, the angry turkeys that they call

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them up there.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I don't know, so let's go with Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Minnesota seems like the type of thing that, for some reason,
they because they have the Minnesota accent, and people like
associate that more with like a stereotypical Canadian type thing.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
So I would say Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
You are correct, it is Minnesota, but it's not Canadian.
They say duck duck, gray duck.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Of course they do.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Is that the dumbest thing you've ever heard?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
It is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Duck duck, gray duck. So I'd look it up. Do
they to have geese in Minnesota? No, they do. They
have like fifteen different types.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well yeah, they have a thousand different lakes near them.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Like what what the fuck? Yeah, duck duck, gray duck.
Because it rolls off the tongue.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Oh yeah, it so rolls off the tug.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
The reason you call them a goose is because they're
not like the rest of the ducks and they need
to be pointed out and ridiculed and then run away from.
But if you call it a gray duck, it's just like, oh,
that's racist.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
That is actually pretty like when you when you put.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
It like that, that is pretty bad, right, you are
the odd color out?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yes, yeah, oh yeah, we're all We're all the same
except for that gray one. None. If we're all ducks
in this piece of shit, goose is here, we're gonna
be like, yeah, get out, because it's a goose.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Difference between us and them. It's not it's not the.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Goose gray exactly. Yeah, all these other ducks can stay
with that gray one. Point it out, ridicule it, chase
it off.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
That is pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I thought that was a fun little f there. Learning
the other day.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
It makes you wonder, what the what is that? Entomology
is that? What is that? The word?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, something like that. Yeah, like why they don't go
that way? I don't know. The video I watched didn't
have that explanation, But as soon as he said it,
I was like, that's racist as shit. You have right,
And Page's like, why is that racist? And I explained
to her, I was like, think about it. If you
have a bunch of apples and someone throws in an orange,
you're gonna be like, why is that orange here? M

(28:26):
hm okay. But if you put a bunch of red
apples and you sneak a green one in there, and
everyone looks at the green one, like, why is there
a green one here? That's racist? Yeah, goose, different type
of bird perfectly, Okay, Yeah, you make fun of it
because it's a big, dumb, stupid bird. They're angry exactly,

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and they try to eat your ankles. Yeah right, but
a different colored duck. That's not good. It's very bizarre.
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I did click on this. I don't even remember anymore what.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I click on this random thing? Oh so Ryan Coogler
is working on a X Files reboot.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Interesting. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, I don't know either, Like I don't really think
a reboot needs to happen or a remake or anything like,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
It's one of those shows that is very of the times. Yeah,
it fits it very well. All the actors did really well,
and so if you try and remake it, like, I'm fine,
Like I've said before, I'm fine with people remaking things
and reimagining things to give me something.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Better and different and more updated and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
So they he could absolutely come out and completely surprise
me with something that I would really enjoy. But at
the same time, it's like, do you lean into basically
a another character who is basically Fox Molder, but just
not Fox Moulder, not David du Coveney, or do you

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do you go a slightly different route, you know, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
My only problem though, is if you make it modern,
it's hard to get away with a lot of stuff
you would do because everyone has a fucking cell phone
that has a camera on it.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Oh no, that's that's the That's the weird thing about
that as well that I've always always thought of, Like
if you take a lot of properties that were from
the seventies, eighties, nineties and you you update them to today,
it's a lot harder to do because of the.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Technology that we have now.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, like it's so different.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
But at the same time, if like, if you have
someone who's good enough at writing, you know, I'm sure
that they can find a way around that type of stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Like Gilgan's Island would have happened nowadays, right they had
they had a fucking radar thing, like, hey, there's a
fucking island over here, Like, oh, steer clear of that. Yeah, right,
you know, they would have had updated weathers.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
And just like, yeah, right there there's an island.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
But also they'd have updated weather alerts, so it wouldn't
be the fact a storm came and surprised them. Well,
I think that could still happen.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
There are aspects of that that I honestly could still happen.
But I think like search and rescue wouldn't would be
a lot you know, unless you felt fell into lost,
you know, search and rescue would be a lot a
little bit easier, especially if you're just off the coast
of it, because it's not like they I mean, if
we're talking about Gilligan's Island, it's not like they sailed

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halfway across an ocean and then just disappeared.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
What it was a three hour tour, So you can't
get very far in three hours that people wouldn't know
to look for right and end.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Up on an.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Uninhabited desert island and it's like, no, you basically drove,
you know, three hours off the coast of California.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
They're pretty much gonna know an area that they can
try and find you.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
So yeah, a lot less realistic in those those instances,
especially with newer technology.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
A modern day Gilgan Island would have to be intentional,
like they like someone wanted to get lost that's the
kind of thing like they they they would disconnect the
transponder so no one could find it. They would have
an accident with the technic with the technology that helps them,
you know, stay clear and things like that, and be like,

(32:43):
oh yeah, no, I know where to go, and then
like all of a sudden, something happens with the boat
and they end up like.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
The Professor like and just for some reason in my
head when you start mentioning this, this actually leads into
something that I read this where I've watched something earlier
this week.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
That we can talk about as well.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
But uh, this would be like the Professor just like
needs to get away, needs to disappear, and so he
gets he gets onto like a three hour too or something,
and then just sabotages all.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
The equipment and then lost and.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Then they get into the weather storm wreck and then
that's why nothing gets fixed. And that's I think that
was actually a conspiracy theory, which actually does lead into
the thing that that I was watching earlier this week.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Maybe he wants to doctorm a Roham Well.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I think that's what Like there was a there's a
weird conspiracy theory of of that show where obviously the doctor,
because he was like more of an engineer doctor if
I recall.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Right, yeah, I think he's a I think he's a
science like an engineer, like.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
A science but but like he should be able to
fix or at least understand how to fix some of
the equipment, but never does.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
He mixed other stuff and he made he made like
a radio and some At one time, I was like, right.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
So why couldn't you like fix the boat or something
like that, or fix some of the electronics on the
boat to be able to broadcast your location and whatnot.
So I think there was like a conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Theory mass scientist that.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
He intentionally kept him lost or was it Gilligan?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Maybe Gilligan was the one that intentionally fucked things up
so that he could they could stay lost or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I mean that makes more sense because he does fuck
a lot of shit up, and it's like, bro, how
do you keep doing this?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Like this one time they got a jet pack and
he tried to use it and like to wave at
a boat that was coming by, right because they were
searching for like this guy who lost this jet pack,
and so he was like supposed to get like anyways,
and then he like he's like, oh blah blah blah,
and then he ended up using it and destroying it
and it was like, oh, come on it like he
snuck off to use it to help the crew. I'm like,
come on, man, this idiot, why would you let him

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be around anything.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
So this leads me to YouTube. I was video was
watching sometime earlier this week. I think the channel is
Joe Scott. I don't remember what the title of the
or no, it wasn't Joe Scott, it was. It was
a different one. I actually don't remember the YouTube channel or.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
The title of it, but basically he was.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Talking about like fan theories of different shows, and some
of them were fairly dumb. I can't remember them all,
but the one that stuck out to me the most
was that I think someone should do that would be
the most fucked up but kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Twist is Peter Pan.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Now, so you know that the basic series, the story
of Peter Pan, especially the Disneyfied one where basically, you know,
Peter meets Wendy and people all the kids at their
house and basically sprinkles them with pixie dust and allows
them to think happy thoughts and comes to never Land
and the Land of Adventure, and you fight against pirates

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and this and this and.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
That, and you never grow old.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
It seems like the the best time, best thing for
a kid. I know that the original story, which I've
never read, is a little bit more dark. I think
Peter shows up because Wendy is like Wendy and her
siblings are like neglected and whatnot. But even that leads
a bit more into the fan theory, which is that

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Peter is in cahoots with the fairies on the island
to bring them children to basically feed on, and Captain
Hook is actually the good guy who finds out about
it and is trying to stop Peter from kidnapping kidnapping

(36:45):
kids and bringing them to the fairies to be eaten.
The fairies imbue Peter with immortality so that he can
continue to do this.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
And it makes it look like they're never aging. Mm hm.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
And Captain Hook, in order to get mortality, immortality gave
up his hand to the crocodile. That's one of the
reasons why he's always a skit. He's always afraid of
the crocodile. That if he's ever reunited with his with
his hand, he would die instead.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Exactly. They said that that thing, and I was like,
I want that to happen.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
That is such a cool turn of character that you
could start out just being like, hey, we're doing it
just a stereotypical pan Peter pay a movie, and then
just twist it where it's just suddenly like, oh god, No,
Peter's been feeding kids to the fairies for centuries, like
neglected kids.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
That's why no one.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
No one cares if they go missing because they ran
away or their parents, you know, you know, did something
awful to them or whatnot.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
They were abandoned by a parent or abused or yeah, whatever.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
So they just disappeared.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
So they want to you know, they they just seem
like runaways. But Peter's been taking them off to get
fucking devoured by fairies.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yes, as long as the.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Fairies look fairy ish, and then like when they go
to feed, transform into those the tooth looking, tooth fairy
looking motherfuckers from hell Boy, Because that shit would be terrifying.
You imagine like, oh, look at tinker Bell and she's
all cute and then all of a sudden, like her
fucking eyes morph into like one big eyeball and her
fucking head opens up to like just just just teeth

(38:33):
just moving around. Oh dude, yeah, bro right, that's how
they get through the bone. Right, that's the thing. Right now,
there's this I'm sure you probably know about it. There's
this big thing about taking public domain characters and making
them into horror movies. But they're just fucking shitty slasher movies,
which I know sounds stupid coming from me because I

(38:55):
talk about slasher movies all the time. But these ones
are like really poorly done, Like they don't like they're
like the Winning the Pup, Winning the Pooh and Blood
and Honey, like it's an interesting story because they actually
like flip it on its head, like Pooh was abandoned
by Christopher Robin so like it went all dark. Whatever.
My problem with is like they tried to do like
Winning the Pooh is like a like a guy in

(39:16):
a suit and it just didn't move well, like the
mouth didn't really move blah blah blah whatever. Right, yeah,
in which they did, I mean for like no dollars, yeah,
but whatever, right, but least that like they tried, But
then they did like a Grinch one where he's like
just like a fucking asshole, fucking murderer. I'm like, that's
not even fun. And then they do it. They did

(39:36):
a recent one. They did a Popeye one where he's
just a fucking murderer. Then they did a scream Boat Willie,
which is just a fucking murderer. And I was like, no, dude,
you need to make this something like this where you
take I'm pretty sure Peter Pan's probably closer, if not
already in the public domain. But if you did this
and you actually took it and you flipped it on

(39:58):
its head and did something different with it, versus just
making Peter a fucking like child molester or some shit,
or like you know, like he's like a modern day
Freddy Krueger because he like he comes and steals the
kids and then like tortures him to death or whatever. No,
you need to do it where like the first forty
minutes of this movie is just like slightly hinting at

(40:20):
something weird going on, like when they get there, there's
like really no other kids there, right, and then like
you need to sprinkling. I don't know this just spitball.
You need to sprinkling the fact that like Captain hook
is like I don't know, like a great great uncle
of like of Wendy and stuff, and he's been like

(40:42):
trying to stop Peter from getting Wendy. But then Peter
finds out who she is or whatever, it's like, Nope,
that's why I'm going after that sort of thing. That
would be fun, you know what I mean. But also
you don't have to do that. You don't have to
do a familiar thing. You just have to like let
it be known that like he is, is like he's
a former like kid that got away or some shit.

(41:05):
And then he uh found out that, like you know,
what Peter was doing, and then he's been fighting with him,
but he's been aging and he realized that he's not
gonna be able to keep up with faster and spry Peter,
so then he sacrifices his hand to get more immortality
from the fucking crocodile. Right, And you can make a
crocodile like obviously like this, I don't know even like

(41:29):
even that, you can make super dark because it could
be like this like form of entity of like another
type of fairy.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Another type of fairy, or it could just be like
it's a quipro quote type thing. You, I give you
a mortality, but I have to take your hand type
type of thing.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
You know, it's a darker and you can probably add
more to it, but I can. I can see that
image in my mind. It's like, yeah, it's not just
a magical croc that you come across, but it is
an entity in and of itself that takes the form
of crocodile.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah, something like that. Yeah, And so it appears in
the formula crock and be like, hey, let me have
that hand, but I have to separate. I have to
like sever it. You can't just like chop it off
and throw it at me. I have to like maunch
it off. And then you know, obviously he gets the
hook because he's a pirate, and that's fucking cool as hell, right, Yeah,

(42:22):
I mean that'd be fun because you could get like
get real fucking real dark with that ship.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
But you can for the most, like you said, for
the most of the movie, it's like Peter Pan and
you're like, oh, we're having fun and this and that,
and it's just like.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Then it just suddenly has that turn.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
You're just like, oh shit, I've been rooting for the
bad guy this whole time.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
What the fuck? Yeah? I like that.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yeah, yeah yeah, speaking of a fan theories of stuff,
I literally saw this this morning, but I've seen I've
seen it one time before. But it's just funny that
I saw this morning. You're talking about fan theories. You've
probably never watched How I Met Your Mother. I have watched, actually, yes,
So there's a lot of stuff they do in that show,

(43:07):
like running gags like countdown to certain things where like
every episode there's a number that gets like ticked off
leading to something or other, or like little east eggs
thrown in there, like the French horn from the very
first episode, or like the umbrella blah blah blah, all
these different things. Right, Well, someone thought that there's a
fan theory that actually Neil Patrick Harris hasn't said that

(43:29):
he it's confirmed, but he could believe. He could believe it, okay,
And it comes down to the fact that, like in
when ted Is is basically telling stories back to his
kids about how he met his mother, he often refers
to the fact that like smoking the Devil's lettuce or
weed as it's known, when he tells the story, it's

(43:51):
it's it's transposed into eating a sanwich. So every time
you see Ted or someone eating a sanwich at a
certain point, it's actually a reference to smoking marijuana, and
it's usually they're high and stuff. Right, that's not really
the theory. That's just so that actually happens in the show,

(44:12):
and it's very you can look it up and it's
a thing.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Theory is Barney has his own thing like that, and
because Ted obscures details, it's the fact that there's basically
you never really see Barney without a suit. He has
pajamas that are a suit. He has suits.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Right.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I remember watching the episode where they'd like end up
at his house and it's just like suits for days.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Well, there's one episode where he I think it's either
makes a Better loses a bet where he has to
go a whole like a whole day without wearing a suit. Right,
But then he's there's this girl, because there's this girl
he's trying to like get with at the at the
bar who doesn't like corporate people. So he's like, I'm
gonna make it where I can do it. Where he

(44:59):
finally breaks through the episode and he has to like
run to the bathroom to get suited up and someone
thinks that it's actually a reference for cocaine. Oh, so
he does coke all the time, right, so he's Barney.
But then he stops doing cocaine and then loses his
shit because he goes through withdrawal and has to go

(45:21):
to the bathroom to suit up and comes back out
in a suit and his back to being Barney, cool
and calm and collected.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
That would make so much sense of like some of
his mannerisms and how he acts that it is a
little bit more larger than life and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
But if he's always fucking suited on coke.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah, yeah, I thought that was fucking hilarious. I was like,
that's so funny, and it would make sense because with
the sounds thing, it would be like, oh yeah, no,
that makes sense. Plus he's like into you know, corporate
stuff and like that, and it's like, oh.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Especially when you like this sandwich thing, is it is
a thing for like marijuana, Because that's the type of
age and group that I could definitely see that grew
up just the smoking pot the whole entire time, and
so they would continue to do it into their adult life.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
And then you're right, like Barney though, is in the
corporate life. Corporate life would be more cocaine.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Type of thing, and he's obviously more.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Right functioning cocaine addicts.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah, it's a constant buzz versus an od.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
But of course you're not gonna sit there and tell
your kids that your best friends were pot heads and
a coke head.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
But they do like sandwiches and suits.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
But they do like sandwiches and suits. Yeah, so I
could definitely see that.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I thought that shit was hilarious.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
That is pretty hilarious.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I was a Yeah, cocaine, you know I'm talking about
you know, talking about you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I'm trying to remember more of.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
The maybe if I if I pull up the history
on my on my YouTube, because there were there were
a few on there that were like, okay, that like
the Peter Pan one is the one that stuck out
the most to me.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Is like I genuinely like that, Uh.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
That idea, Yeah, it's pretty it's that's a pretty good one.
I like that one too.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I watched way too much YouTube. This might be a
little bit difficult.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, same brother, same brother.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
YouTube has become just that. By the way, on a
different tangent as I as I look for the video
James Hoffman. If you like anything coffee or just like
watching reviews of ridiculous coffee stuff, go watch his stuff.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Is that Does he have an accent?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, he's fritch.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Yeah, I've watched his videos before he did. He he's
the one that actually I think the first video I
ever saw him with, well, no, sorry, I saw him
on Epicurious because he was talking about brewing coffee and
like how it works, like the age of a coffee,
how long you should roast beans, and then the reason

(48:07):
you don't like a like a bunch of different stuff right.
But then I found he had his own YouTube channel.
I watched a couple of videos, and he actually did
a review of the Drew Barrymore coffee machine that they
that they sell it. I think it's I think it's Walmart.
It could be other places, but I think I think

(48:28):
it was Walmart that had it, but basically it was
It actually has a grinder as well as obviously a
coffee maker portion of it, so you can grind your
beans fresh and then make your coffee. And that's why
I learned about burg grinders versus like a stone grinder
versus like a a mill type grinder type things like that,
which I think is actually technically a mill grinder and

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a burg grinder are very similar. The difference is a
burg grinder has two oddly shaped pieces versus a mill
grinder is the diameter pieces, but usually has like a
crush mechanism to it it.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, no, yeah, And you're right, like watching his stuff
is it like I he popped up a long time ago,
and I've watched some of this.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Stuff back in the day.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
But then for some reason, YouTube was just like, hey
remember this guy, and I was like, oh shit, yeah,
I remember this guy, and he's going over It's like
stuff that.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Like the New Fellows watched, not the New New.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Stuff because they just released a espresso maker.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Well haven't released it.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
It's for pre order right now, but like some of
their grinders and stuff, which are very fancy and really
cool looking and I've always wondered how they work. And
and then like after that, of course, it's like you know,
they're like, hey remember this guy. It's like, oh yeah,
I remember this, this is his stuff, and so I
started watching and stuff. It's just one of those like
rabbit hole things of like Oh that looks interesting.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
What the fuck is that? That's a that's.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
A twelve hundred dollars grinder, Holy crap, what the hell?
Or that's an espresso machine maker, and but it just
looks like a bunch of pipes and tubes. And he's like,
and this is fifteen hundred dollars. It's not Kickstarter. I'm
just letting you know. This is trash. It makes trash espresso.
And I'm just like, that's good to know.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
But it looks so cool.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Oh no, like they look cool. They really do. You
are right, Like they look so cool. But then it's
just like, okay, but it makes trash espresso. And it's like,
thank you for telling me this, because I would have
totally have bought that that thing.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
But no, yeah, I would say if you're it.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
And the one thing I really want to try as
well is he sprays his wa his Spraiss coffee with water,
just a couple of little spritzes. But what was cool
about him is in the video that he talks about it,
he brings in a guy from a university that literally
did a study on it and how much water you

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should spray your your beans before you grind them. And
then they talk about like literally electric static and stuff
like that, like down to the nitty gritty science behind
what happens and whatnot. It basically it boils down to
the fact that in certain grinders, when you get such

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a fine grind, what ends up happening is that it
creates a static charge on the grind, on the output,
and so that just tends to go everywhere. But if
you actually spray the coffee with a little bit of
water before you put it into the grinder, it actually
dissipates the static.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
There's a lot more.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Science ground which what it grounds it It literally grounds
your grounds.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Yeah, so when it grinds the coffee down, the water
helps to dissipate that that static and so you get
a much better flow output. And there's a whole much
more science into it. And I was like, I dig
this because it's so stupid science. Plus it talks about coffee,
I'll lot and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
But I found that thing.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
It's actually from a YouTube channel called Top five Unknowns
ten dark movie conspiracy theories.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Ever, like I said, some of them were kind of dumb.
Trying to remember.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Oh, the first one was was was interesting though. Signs
so you remember the movie Signs. Mel Gibson movie, supposedly
aliens come down and whatnot, but they're afraid of water.
But it's one of the dumbest kind of m I
shammon twist. While it's a good movie in and of itself,

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it's a dumb twist.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Yeah, it's real lackluster at best.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Well, in this fan theory, they're not aliens. People just
mistake them from aliens. They're actually demons. So think about that.
I forgot that Mel gibsons character actually is a priest.
Is a priest who has given up his faith because
his wife died and he couldn't take the fact that
his wife died and that God would take him away

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from him, and his brother was it is the one
that leaves water.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
All over the house.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Her brother.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Her brother is the one that leaves water all over.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
The healing phoenix is her brother.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
So what's the possibility that because the guy is a priest,
that the water in the house could be somehow blessed
and that's why it drives away the aliens.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
And then apparently something I have.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Completely forgot about that the that the video goes over
is that the the way to dispel the quote unquote
aliens was found in three places in the Middle East,
which would be a holy land.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Hmm huh. And they never specify aliens. They just assume
the aliens, right, interesting.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
But it was actually a demonic invasion.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I mean we never really see spacecraft.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Now that I can remember, it's ten years since I've
seen the movie. But yeah, like it's always assumed aliens
because of the crop circles.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
But those could be demonic symbols opening gateways or marking
people like stay away from this, or these are our
targets because they could they could neutralize us.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
It throws a whole different spin on that movie when
you when you think about it.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Oh, no, he is he is the he is mel
Gibson's cousins, mel Gibson's brother and that.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
So I thought that was cool. That's something else to
think about during the during that movie. Let me see
if I can go quickly over some of the rest
of them.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Oh, the Ghostbuster.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
There was a Ghostbusters one that when they cross the
streams they actually die, and then two that they're in purgatory.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Obviously, I don't think that that tracks anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Well, it would have been well, no, it would have
been better if because original wasn't. Originally two was supposed
to be Ghostbusters.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
In Hell, Yes, I think so.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
So it could have been like They.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Three was supposed to be Ghostbusters at Hell. Oh, but
they couldn't. They couldn't get it made, and so they
made it into it.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
The game video, which is fucking fantastic, one of the
best videos.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
It was a fantastic game.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
And I do think about that game every once in
a while and wish that they made sequels too.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Oh maybe a remaster that would be fun.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
I mean the remister remiastering, remastering everything right now.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Some might as well.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
This is my thing, though, Joe, real quick before you continue,
a remaster or a remake needs to be at least
at least ten years.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I've been seeing way too many games that they're like,
and we we're remastering this game, like of us as well,
we're remastering this game. And I'm like, did this game
come out like five six years ago, Like you're really
remastering it right now, like and give it some more
time ten to fifteen years to then, really, because you're like,
to me, a remaster like is kind of what they

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did with Oblivion right now where it's like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
They should have waited till la next year, that'd have
been twenty years. Yeah, what a fucking what a joke.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
On our nineteenth anniversary. Here's a remaster that's a graphical uplift.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
It really brings it back. And it's not just like
a texture uplift.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
That's the thing, because actually actually changed thing txture.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
It's HD textures and stuff like that you have, but
it still looks like cramp No here, they actually made
it look better.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
So yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
The next one that I thought was pretty interesting was Shrek.
So uh, you know, Shrek takes place in like fantasy land,
where basically all fantasy characters that have really existed in
pop culture Pinocchio. Obviously, ogres are are in, fan are
in you know.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Like classical fairies, talking donkeys, dragons, three black.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
But you mentioned talking donkeys. What fans see thing has
talking donkeys.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
In it, like, think about it, Pinocchio, Pinocchio.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
This is where the fan theory goes is that they
never they never like expressly say it in the movie,
But the only place that people really well known talking
donkeys from is Pinocchio and the Island of Pleasure is
what they think they called it in Disney, but it's
called something else in the original tales when the.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Kids get corrupted and turn it into donkeys.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
So the theory is is that Donkey is actually a
kid who was corrupted.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
On the island and eventually made it to where he
couldn't talk, because they eventually they get to the point
where they can't talk anymore than he he ha, right,
the fairy magic, Yeah, the fairy dustimately gave him ability
to talk. Again. Yeah, that's fucked up.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Too, because apparently in the movie as well, there are
times when when he's mentioned like you know, being wedgied
and stuff like that, and it's like, well, you don't
wear clothes, how would you know how that?

Speaker 2 (57:57):
And then they just doesn't talk about it again.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
But also he's he's very childlike too, because he doesn't
understand metaphors, like the whole onion thing m hm. He
does is basically just and he's he's a child for sure. Yeah,
huh interesting, Right, that's kind of that's kind of fucked
up too, but in a much less fucked up way
than like, you know, the Peter Panelin.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
But it makes sense, it does make sense. The next
one on here was was Titanic? What was Titanic?

Speaker 1 (58:28):
A giant book? An Iceberg, Joe, No.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
This one was was one of the more dumb ones.
Jack is a time traveler. Reason.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Yeah, The only reason why they mentioned that is because
apparently in Jack's backstory he he mentions how he used
to work on a pier somewhere in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
I think it is next to like an amusement park.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
But apparently that amusement park didn't exist back then, so
it would have when the Titanic, when the Titanic sailed.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
So the theory is that he's a.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Time traveler, which and his point is either to make
sure the Titanic sinks or to make sure Rose survives
or something.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
That's why the clearly big enough fucking door.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
And one of the big reasons why they mentioned this
because Cameron was so poignant about getting accurate, you know,
things accurate for the Titanic itself. Why would he let
this slip through type of thing? But that theory to
me was semi dumb. The Star Wars one was there
was a what was the Star Wars one? It was

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pretty dumb as well. Something that, oh that Palpatine killed
Natalie Portman's character.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
She didn't just die of a broken heart type of thing.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
She literally zapped her soul out and used it to
feed into Darth Vader. Yikes, to make sure that he survived. Again,
I thought that was pretty dump.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
She didn't dive a broken heart. She was in a
distraught state, had a very tremendous, like very traumatic birth
of two twins, and her body give up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I mean exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
But the theory is that she that Papatine stole her
essence to make sure that Vader comes into existence. The
next one I thought was was is kind of a
twofold one that I tried.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
It was already Vader though before she died, he already
took the mantle of Vader. He wasn't the robot Vader,
but he wasn't the robot Vader.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
The theory is that he would not have survived the
surgeries to become robot Vader without extra without an extra
oop to go through.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
That's what the theory was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
That's why I'm saying that there there there are good
ones in here, and then there are ones.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
That are just like whatever, that's kind of done.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Uh, these two are more interesting because it's for it's
for the same property, which apparently I didn't even know
how to sequel Mary Poppins.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
You know how a sequel had fucking Emily Blunt in it. Nope,
the look it's fantastic. Do you can watch that ship?

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Fair enough? I'm not saying that I should. I just
do not know, Like I'm not in the you know,
I don't subscribe to our slash Mary Poppins, and you
should you should, I'm pretty such anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
The two theories for that one, the second one is
a little bit more interesting. The first one is just
kind of lighthearted, that she's a she's a time lord.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Oh I've heard that one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah, yeah, Her bag is bigger on the inside type thing.
Her umbrella is like a tartist because she can travel
pretty much anywhere. She seems to appear in the right
place at the right time when something bad happens.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Type of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
She goes on, you know, fantastic mystical adventures and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
So I thought that was funny.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
The second theory is a bit more interesting, is that
she is and this is apparently where the sequel comes
in that I don't know very well about.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
But she is like Penny Wise. But the good version.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
So we all know Pennywise the clown feeds off off
of fear and whatnot. She's the same type of entity,
so this is we're stepping into Stephen King verse, but
she feeds off of laughter and fun of children instead.
So apparently in the sequel, instead of riving on her umbrella, she.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Arrives on a balloon. Yeah, so there's one parallel.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
There was something about light in there as well, which
I cannot for the life of me remember.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
What it was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
So when she walks by posts, they turn on. Okay, Lance,
I should say, they turn on.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
So there was the thing with light, because penny Wise
also had the light thing that he could hypnotize people
with and whatnot. But it was like there was basically
a theory that she is also the same type of
being that penny Wise is, except she's a good version
of it, where she feeds off of basically life and
love and laughter of children rather than fear and whatnot

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and then devouring them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
So she doesn't devour the kids at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
No, she doesn't devour the kids at the end. This
is the antithesis of it, which I don't know what
the opposite of it would be well.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
I mean, at that point, she would make him so
happy that they would they would grow up and have
kids of their own. So life goes on versus life ending. Right,
So she's like, Hey, I'm gonna make your life so
great that you're gonna want him pro create so I
can come back later and do it again, but not
in a fucking terrible way, but more of like, hey,

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I'm just making your life better. Yes, yeah, which is
kind of actually makes sense though, because if you think
about it, the kids who defeated Pennywise, or at least
fended them off, obviously didn't feed him the first time
or even second time. Telling the truth, They went on
to prosper remember, so once he was taken out, their

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lives got better, well except for because his dumb ass
stayed there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
But and and what's her name ended up in an
abusive relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
But she was in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Okay, I guess that's a bonus.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yeah, okay, she wasn't alone in a library. I guess boom, gotcha, fair,
you got me there. I didn't say it was fully
happy as she prospered. She was. She was wealthy to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Okay, I guess, I guess if you if you take
in prosperity rather as its own thing of like making.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Money and whatnot, not necessarily being happy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Yeah, I didn't say prospered. They didn't. They didn't become like,
you know, good people. Okay, fair enough, not all of
the least, I mean some of they were all pretty
fucking fucked up for the most part, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Yeah, but that would be interesting that they if King
introduced a new character somewhat like that into into his story.
The next one was there's only a co more of
these the Matrix. This one makes sense and I think
you've probably heard this one before. But obviously the matrix

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you have the machines make the matrix in order for
people to live in and be blissful that they're basically
really shitty batteries. But once Neo gets out of the Matrix,
you find out that the world that they live in

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is you know, dystopian, and they find out about the
machines and stuff. But for some reason, as you go on, Neo,
who is the Chosen One, can not only use his
powers of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
The Matrix inside the matrix, but outside of the matrix
as well. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Yeah, So the theory is is that stepping out of
the matrix, they're.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Still in the matrix.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Oh, so the machines are smart enough to know that
mankind will.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Rebel and find a way out of the matrix.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
But if you fool them into thinking they're rebelling.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Then they're they're content with what they have, so they're
still in the matrix, Which would explain why Neo can
still control some of the machines and do some stuff outside.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Of what they know the matrix, right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
And it still plays into the whole the whole thing
of control and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
And it also makes sense why the real world is
so fantastical because it's still a simulation where they can
make it because any machine, anybody who knows machines, they
would not make a fucking sporadic world like that with
like they would make it contained, with an atmosphere that
could be conducive to keeping the batteries alive and functional.

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They wouldn't have uh, they would have redundancy backups for sure,
you know what I mean, Like they'd have Hey, if
this bank of batteries goes down, this bank would come
back up. But it would be like, yeah, it doesn't
make sense because that outside world is just like too chaotic.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Right, So it makes sense that that still is the matrix.
It's just another level of the matrix that allows mankind
to rebel and get that out of their system, but
they're still in the matrix.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
That's a better theory than making that piece of shit
movie they made a couple of years ago, because that's trash.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Still never watched, so I had no idea what goes
on in the matrix five.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Re reloaded, it's garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Jurassic World one I fucking hated. I just hate that
drastic world. The fan theory is that then Dominus Rex
also had human DNA in it, which would explain why
it's so smart, and also had opposable hands.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
That was it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
There was also talk about how apparently in the script writing,
somewhere in the one of the original drafts they had
talked about using half man, half dinosaur things for military purposes.
So that was basically the fan theory is that in
Dominis Rex also.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Had human DNA. Right, So I hated that one. That
was dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
That's the next one was Blair Witch And I think
if I'm getting this one correct, the theory basically goes
that in the in the movie itself, which we know
is obviously not it's a found footage film, but it's
not real. The main character that we see everything through
is the girl of the group, and she deeply believes

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that the Blair Witch exists. So they're doing the interviews
and everything at the beginning of the movie, and then
they move off into the woods. Well, one of the
characters immediately like disappears in the movie, and they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Know where he went.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
The theory is is that the Blair Witch actually doesn't exist.
It's the guy who disappears at the beginning who sets
everything up in order to fuck with the rest of
the cast.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
As the movie goes on. Now whether it whether.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
He actually kills them or whatnot, it's more of a
serial killer type thing. I can't remember what the what
the theory is, but the fan theory is literally the
very Witch does not exist. It's just that it's a
it's the you know, as as we would have today.
It's just a myth that someone literally just made real
for this for this so even in the movie, it's fake.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
But we don't know that through the eyes of a
believer of a believer.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Exactly interesting, and of course we see him at the end,
and she and he attacks the girl, and then that's
all we know about what happened. The final one here
was Groundhog's Day, which I think probably have heard before.
One of the characters that you meet in Groundshog's Day,
I think is he's an insurance adjuster or something like that.

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One of Murray's friends when he used to live in
the town meets him and as asking you questions, being
all friendly, but Murray's characters can be, he has been
an ask to him. The theory is is that the
guy's the devil. Yeah, like literally is the devil, and
because Murray is an asshole to him, curses Murray to
be in the loop until he fixes himself, essentially, and

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that's the that's the fan theory behind that one.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Ned Ryerson's the devil. Huh Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Okay, anyway, So I thought those were cool, some of them.
Some of them obviously way more than others. There were
some pretty dumb ones in there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
But yeah, all right, all right, I like that. I
like it a lot. I like it a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Cool. Well, that's it for this week's episode of Comes Naturally.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
We have been Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
I've been Cody as usual. You fuckers came naturally by