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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, so nothing, what's up to you?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Mm hmmmmmm.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh, I guess okay, sorry not you good.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't even know how you'd get out of the way.
I mean, you're you're not even here.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
If you move my screen, get out of the way.
Cody got moved to the left.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
There you mother.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Moved him to the right.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
He's out of my way the correct place. Mm hmmm
mm hmm, he says, what's up buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Really, what's up with you? You probably had a lot
more exciting week than I did.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I mean, the beginning of the week was exciting and
the end of the week was work.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, so, you know, pretty exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Work was super exciting, isn't it always?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
The week felt like it went by fast, which was good.
But now the weekend just feels like it's flying by
fast again.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, that's what happens when you get older. Anyway, How
was your vacation last week?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It was fun, man, it was. It was definitely short.
It's one of those things where like it's like a weekend,
long weekend, so it was just like drove out there,
went to the park for two days, drove back. How
was the park that was good. Okay, Boogie was fun. Uh.
(02:01):
My favorite part about is watching people get kicked out
at six because they don't have wristbands, right, it's like
get away from me peasants and then not. Yeah. I
don't know if you can believe this or not, but
they actually increase the amount of of like uh, the
candy stations.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You know, I can believe it. But at the same time, goddamn,
that's a lot of candy.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Dude, It's it was ridiculous, bro I'm sure, like I
I would almost say it's more than twice as much, damn.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
So that means they'd increase the number of villains that
were there, or was it just like random candy stations?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, well there was that too, so there was obviously
Ugi Boogie.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Actually, do I have a weird if he wasn't there?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I have the time that I went with you guys,
it was Boogie.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I remember Maleficent? Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
God, actually who else was there? Those the two that
I really remember eating Maleficent.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Was the snow White Queen there. What's the snow eights
Queen's seam?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Isn't that Melissapant Moleficent? No, that's sleeping beauty, not sleeping beauty.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Sleeping beauty.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Uh oh, well that she's just the.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Cinderella is is maleficent? No, who is sleeping beauty? Beauties?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Who's she's a dragon?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Right, that's Cinderella.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Mum, you might be read. I don't remember. No, sleeping Beauty, melficen.
Sleeping beauty because she's the one that gives her the
poisoned apple as the old lady. Or no, that's snow white.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
That's snow white again.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Sleeping beauty is the one she gets. That's moleficent, because right, isn't.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
It Sleeping Beauty is maleficent?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, yeah, that's what I think the evil queen.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
The evil queen is is snow white. No wait yeah,
oh because this because in in Cinderella, the villain is
the stepmom and the stepsissors. There's no villain villain.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh sorry, yeah, you're right, by the way, I'm thinking,
I'm thinking of the right property. The wrong I labeled.
The wrong movie is not Cinderella. Jesus Christ is sleeping Beauty.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Yeah, speaking of Cinderella is.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The great property?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Wrong?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, anyway, sorry, yeah, so they had and I can't remember.
I want to say it was at disney Land, not
at California Interest during it was because we saw him
in the castle. They actually had cast members dressed up
as the evil stepmother and step sisters and they were
walking through the castle area and then at one point
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the Evil Queen walked past us. It was and she
was full on character. She didn't look at anybody, she
just walked off. I was a damn that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
So here's the list of the the villains that appeared
as uh the Treat Trail villains. So there's Maleficent and Syndrome,
they were both new for this year. There's Doctor Duffin
Duffin Schmears it's from Phineas and ferb Arnesto de la
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Cruz from Cocoa, Act of the Harkness from the from
Wanda Vision as well as.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
For the show she was.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
But she was working for would have been there well,
I mean she was there before Hades from Hercules, Yo
Kai from Big Hero six, Judge Doom from who Framed Roger.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Rabbit, and Ogi Boogie. Yeah, Judge Doom was pretty fucking rad.
Like he's basically set up on that like little basically
at the end of the movie, you know, when he's
like got the the the dip and everything. So it's
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like basically on this rise and there's a barrel of
dip and then there's a cartoon shoe, a tune shoe
inside of the cage m and he's like, it's pretty
cool because it's like anatronic. It's it's it's really cool
set up. And then and that was over a set
in the Hollywood Land area they have, and then they
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talk about you know, like, uh, he's looking for a
tune rabbit and all this fun stuff and it's pretty cool.
And we didn't see it, but someone said before that
as he's talking behind one of the crates, a pair
of ears pops up. So it's cool because like in
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the Phineas third one, when he's he's asking about Perry
the platypus, uh you see it, He's like, I'm looking
for Perry. He's supposed to be coming to you know,
he always comes to ruin my plans. This was perfect
for him to ruin a little Behind an instrument panel.
You can see a one of the fedora pop up
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behind it and then slowly sink down. It's pretty cool.
And the hades ones Brad like they redid it quite
a bit, like they syndrome was pretty funny. They gave
him the big belly and then he has the crazy
hair and he has the gauntlet on and he's talking
garbage people and time about how it needs a new
sidekick and stuff like that. The most event was in
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the She was in the right behind where the I
don't know what it's if it's considered something, but basically
a little path that goes around grizzly Bear rapids. Okay,
so you know you main the main Yes, the main
walkway goes around to what they call the Villain's Grove,
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which is basically a like a light experience show where
you walk through that nature trail they have and they
have different sections that are basically color themed for villains.
There's no villains in it. It's just like a like
a nice little walk thing or whatever. But then there's
a path that goes around the backside of or over
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the top of, I should say, of river rapids, and
that's where she was, and they take they turn the
lights down so like it's all dark and spooky back
Then you get to her and she's on this giant
like cliff wall it's pretty It was pretty pretty cool. Yeah,
Hades actually has uh flame molded hair that lights up
like led lights up, so it looks like it's like flaring.
(09:16):
And he's got a big old stage where he's got
his throne and stuff like that, and then his uh,
the the little demon dudes that he has. Uh, they
were actually photo ops because they what they would do
is they'd have photo op areas that would like rotate
throughout the night. And they those two were one or
a pair of them. It was weird because well we
found out later they rotate because it was weird because
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they were over by where Maleficent was and I was like,
why wouldn't they be by Hades? And then we found
out that the they rotate some of those they're not
always in the same spot. But they had Daisy Mini
and uh, what's the cow's name? Like the old school, Yeah,
(10:01):
the lady cal they have what the hell's her name? Anyways,
they have heard them dressed up as the Sanders and sisters.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, it's pretty funny. I'm trying to see if there's
a thing list of all the different we didn't I know,
we didn't see all the photo ones because they they're
not there the entire night. They come in and out
because they have to be in costume and it's fucking
humid as ship there, Oh, trying to see if there's
(10:38):
a ah photo ops, let's see if that pops up. Uh.
But yeah, the other things they did too, is he
was actually Jack was over in Californi Adventures, I mean
(11:01):
in disney Land, and they were doing a photo thing
with him where you could like basically get in line
and like interact with them, and they redid them. I
don't know if you remember. I don't know if we
saw when we were there, but basically he they they
had a guy dressed as Jack, and it was horrific.
I don't know how Disney approved this.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Because I saw pictures of this.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, like he looked like an alien, yes, because he.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Had like the regular jaw line of a dude painted
up and then like wearing a top covering the eyes
that would go into a skeleton, and it looked creepy.
Like I don't remember seeing that, even though we probably did.
But when I saw this photo of like comparisons of
what used to be and what is now, the now
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looks so much better, although he looks like he has
no neck.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, it's because it has the mask up. It's it's
and it's the mask articulates the mouth moves and everything
and he actually, I don't know if it's a voice
changer or the guys, this does a really good Jack Skellington.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Could be.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
But it was pretty pretty rad. Uh. So this is
I don't know if you can see it or not,
but that's syndrome and Moleficent.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah, he was super hilarious too because he like interacts
with the crowd and stuff and like this. Uh, and
he has Oh, there they are. It's the Sanderson sisters. Yeah,
so and there their photo op line was Oh my god,
long Jesus crime.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
And dude, I mean I couldn't imagine, bro.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
It was fucking bonkers.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know if I can find a list of
or in Arnesto from Coco, he actually sings, oh he's
up on. I don't know if it's a smaller picture,
but yeah, and that's cool because they like they put
a prosthetic on him, so he has that big job,
but it moves really well and he like, I'm pretty
sure the recording is of him singing, because I don't
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know if he could like actually sing with that mask on.
But it's pretty cool cool, Yeah, but it was pretty
It was pretty neato. And obviously the parade has tons
of different characters in it, everyone from Ursula to the
headless horseman walking around, which is pretty cool. Yes, like
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the characters during the Frightfully Fun Parade is Mickey Mouse
and many colorful Halloween attire, Jack Skellington and Sally and
other characters from Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas, the bad
guy from Princess and the Frog doctor Falsleer thing. His
name is Ursula. Mother gothel from Tangled, Couella de Ville,
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which obviously from A hundred one Dominationist, and Hook which
Page actually gave a high five too. Because he was
walking around for photo ops. We saw Tweedlede and tweedled Dumb.
They were pretty funny because they were like the ones
from the animated movie. Think of what we saw roaming
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around all We saw Wakanda's soldiers. That was pretty cool
during the day, not during the event. Yeah, and then
Wanda actually was there, but she was not there for
the villain things. She was just there during the day.
It's pretty cool. And then they can go up there
and take a pictures with her and she interacts with you.
Look pretty good.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Any like Marble zombie things like America.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
No, we didn't see him this time we were. We
kept kind of going over there because we we utilized
the They did a much better job of pathing the
the the parade. You still get cut off because it
does cross over, but what they do is they as
soon as the parade starts, uh, they stop letting you
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cross at the tail end, but as the passes by,
they reopen the other end, so you can go and
get on the other side. So that was nice. But
they also make it so you can walk because there's
unlike when we were there, there's a new path that
cuts behind through radiator springs, so you can go through
radiator springs around the back half of what is now
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San Fran Tokyo, and then that let you go over
the bridge into the pier so you don't you don't
get stuck in one area mm hmm, pain and panic.
That's the ones from Hercules, right, So the so many
mini mouse, Daisy Duck and Clay Rebel cow dressed as
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a Sanders and Sisters from hocus Pocus, The Queen of
Heart and cheshire Cat from Als in Wonderland, Paint and
Panic from Hercules and Hans from a Frozen Oh, he
saw hons to That's right, we saw him. He was
pretty cool because this is a dude with like funny
funny hair in a suit, but he was you could
tell he was a swarming asshole who wants to grab power.
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So that was pretty fun. Yeah, So that was cool
so much. Oh so yeah. So each of the main
villains that have like a photo or a stage area,
they all had a treat trail, and in that treat
trail there was at least four or five carts hanging
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out stuff within the line Q and then usually one
on the exit, sometimes two on the exit, so you'd
get like one like in Ougie Boogie. I think we
hit like eight of them. Damn our Nesto had like
three or four in line and then like three on
the way out. Is it all of them had multiples
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and then starting at nine, which I don't know why
it started at nine other than the fact I guess
they think people are gonna leave it and start leaving
at that time. They actually had a cart set up
down the the I don't know if it is it
Buena Vista Street, I think is what it's called the
exit road that goes down like their version of main
Street that goes towards the exits, you know, all the
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gift shops and stuff on the sides. Then another like
three or four carts uh set up there too, and
they're just giving you like like they gave out the
ones that page doesn't like. Uh, they gave out crazins
goldfish crackers and what are those? Uh they're not nutri
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game bars or they're like nut game bars and they're
called bay or something. I don't know else I know,
I haven't they're like the little fruit fruit bars, like
you know, you know, like a new dream bar has
like the oat stuff on the outside.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I'm just trying to think of one with a bear
on the only one I could think it was like Kodiak.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
No, I know you've seen him before because.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I probably have.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Because but the only ones I've ever really eaten are
like Kodiak or Nature's Nature entering in each green. I
can't think of any other ones with oh wait, there
is the Grdanola that has a bear on it. What
does it mean that one?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Oh, no, one trying to see because they give out
like Eminem's and Snickers and Skittles. I said, Twicks, milky way.
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No almond Joys this time, which made page happy. But
they had like all they had almond Snickers, they had
peanut butter Snickers, regular Snickers. They were giving out fun
size as well as bite size, uh like, which is
wild naked bear naked, that's the one. Yeah, they were
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going out little little versions of those. Uh so that
was like the healthier options. And then but yeah, they
had gummy Life Savers, gummy Skittles or not gummy Skills,
sour Skittles, berry Skittles, regular Skittles, regular Eminems, peanut and
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ms peanut butter minems. What else were there? There's these
light savers I've never seen before, but they're like they're
like this big, like they look like size like peat
rings and stuff like that. They were individual. Uh they
were fucking delicious. They tasted exactly like Life Savers, but
they were chewy and had like that semi sweet sour
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coating on the outside of them. They were so good.
I was like, these are unfathomly delicious. I'm glad they
only give you one per pack because like it would
probably be overkill. What else is in there? No TOUTSI
rolls made page happy. I'm trying to think of what
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else there was. I think it's pretty much all of them.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Skills, back cups, anything chocolate.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
They don't have any stuff that you either.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Like a gummy thing or a I guess snickers and
stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, they didn't really have any There's no peanut butter
stuff because I think well, I mean there were stickers,
but they're not recy stuff. They're all Mars branded stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Okay, Yeah, they probably would have like vendor specific yeah,
sponsored by O.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And they had these again nothing I've never seen before.
Large Graham cracker goldfish crackers. They were like they were
like seriously like there was two per pack. They were
like this big. They were probably about an inch and
a half or so. They were really good, like they
were because they're like they're oh, actually they're closer to me.
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They tasted more like, uh, like like a gingerbread versus
like like much more gingery than like graham cracker.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Somebody Graham cracker.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, Like I'm pretty sure it says a gram tree,
but it very It tasted very very gingerbready to me,
But that could just it could just be I could
be off by that, but I will say this. Though
they had new food items, we didn't get to try
the Fantastic four mazzarella sticks, but we did go over
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to Radio Springs to Flows Cafe. H Page got the
Buffalo They said it was buffalo, but it was more
hobb and arrowy. But it was buffalo chicken fries like
so it's basically like chicken strips that were coated in
like a they called again, they call them buffalo fries,
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but they were It was not buffalo. It was definitely
hobb an arrow but it was really good. It was
like a it was like a honey hobbin arrow glaze
on them. It was so good. But I had a
pastrami sanwich and it was one of the best pistami
sandwiches I've ever had in my entire life.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Okay, that's not something I would even have guests to
be at any well, like maybe in like a restaurant, yeah,
but not like a walk around place.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah, dude, it was wild because we were looking at
stuff like, you know, what to eat whatever We're gonna
go to Pim's Test Kitchen because that's where they had
the mozzarella sticks for uh fantastic four, which are just
two fucking like eight inch long, fucking Mazzarelli sticks that
are blue, which is hilarious. But then Page's like, no,
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I really want to try those those loaded fries, Like
all right, cool, we'll go over there. So we ordered that,
walked over there, got it because you can mobily order
from a lot of places now, And then uh, I
got the pastami soundch and I was like, this is.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That was at the radio or Springs place?
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah? It was that Flows cafe. Yeah, And I don't
know if it's a permanent thing because I'm pretty sure
the buffalo fry, the loaded buffalo fries was party food,
and I don't know if the pistami suwnich was. I
think it is, which is a shame because it was
fucking delicious.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's weird that they would consider that party food.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
But okay, yeah, well not party party food, but like
exclusive for the party, like they only they had certain
things that were like made just for that, right.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
But that's what I'm saying, Like I would think of,
like when you say party food, something that you can
grab and take around like I've seen what you can
take around, but that but still the sandwich would still
be something more or less that I would grab and
sit down somewhere and eat. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, so this is what her buffalo fries look like.
She got without cucumber obviously.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Oh I guess that's different than what I thought they
would look like at all. But that looks good.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, and they were really good, real good. Oh actually no, wait,
so oh there's two different ones. So she got this one.
Oh it was a Carolina. Oh good lord, that's why.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It was so spicy.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Okay, this is the one she got then, yeah, she
got that one. Okay, so there was two. I didn't
realize there was two because when she said that, I
was like, man, these don't taste like buffalo at all.
It doesn't list the pastrami soundch here. Oh well, it
doesn't show a picture of because it it was on there.
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Maybe maybe that isn't a limited one. Maybe her those
loaded fries were, but maybe the maybe the pastami salunch
is normal.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That's why I say that it doesn't sound like something special.
It just sounds like astronomy sandwich.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, it was fucking It was so good. It was
one of the best non restaurant foods I've ever had
at Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Like all the food when you go to the restaurants
are really good obviously, and a lot of times the
grab and goo stuff is mediocre at best, but man, dude,
it was. I was like, this is real good. Like
I was like, I don't know if you went and
got this from one of the restaurants and brought it over,
which I'm perfectly fine with, but I was like, Dan,
this isle someone's lunch.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
They were just like, yeah, we got a Perstromi sandwich
here for sale. You're like, I'll take that. Just stole
someone's lunch.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
It was so good. I was like, dang, this is
this is uh divine, which was really nice. I got
dull Whip on Monday at Disneyland, of course.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
That was actually gonna be one of my next questions
of like, did you make sure that you get some
dull Whip?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
What's what? What type did you get?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Did you sol?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Did you get the regular?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
There's a new one, Well, there's two new ones. There's
a peach one, which I did not get. I would
have because it sounds delicious.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I mean you have to get the classic.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah, So what I did do is I got the
pineapple upside down doll whip.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Oh right, I forgot about that one.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
So they obviously have dolip but at the bottom of
the cup they put in upside pineapple upside down cake.
Then they have they put the doll whip on. They
put dice pineapple on it like almost like a chutney
in a way, caramel and more like crumbled up cake
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on top. It was so good, dude, I was like,
this is like it was refreshing you because it was
kind of humid out. Well it was. It was humid out.
It wasn't very hot hot like obviously here in Arizona.
The humidity and which was so weird because like Page
was not having was not being affected by humidity at all,
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Like she was sweating a little bit. I was pouring
sweat like I just ran a marathon, Like I don't
know if my body just like forgot what humidity was.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Well, you've been out of California for a very long.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Time, so yeah, bro, I was melting. I must have
looked like a fucking lunatic because I it of the
Disney Oh my god, Dude, I was like, I feel
so bad for Page because I look like a smelly,
homeless person. And I'm like, I'm so I can't stop sweating.
(27:34):
It's so bad. Like I I mean, I sweat. I
sweated more when we were in Florida that one time,
and it was fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Hard in Florida. That's just Florida, just sticking to it.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
But Dude, I was like, because I was sweating the night,
the at the late afternoon night we got there on Saturday,
We're walking around downtown Disney, I'm fucking sweating just it
looks like I have a fever.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
It's wid like I bought the tickets I'm going anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, dude, I was like, what the fuck. And then
during California Adventures, during the day when the sun was out,
it was I was like sweating pretty bad, and that
night wasn't too terrible, but it was still fucking humid.
And then Monday at the fucking at Disneyland, dude, all
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day until that fucking sun went down, Dude, I was
just I was fucking miserable, Dude.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I was the temperatures there.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
I think the hottest it got was ninety three.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Who gross for California.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, and that was on Sunday, uh for for when
we were at California Adventures. I think it got up
to like ninety one on Monday, which I know is
not a huge difference in temperature, but it was way
more comfortable on Monday if you were in the sun
directly see it was. It felt fucking terrible. But Disneyland
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has a lot of shady areas you can take advantage of.
But yeah, it was do the humidity you just fucking
destroying me. It was fucking terrible. I was like, why why?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yeah, I remember that year going that year that my
mom won the tickets, the full like the full paid
vacation to Disneyland, and it happened to be on like
a you know, again, we're from Arizona. You're used to
kind of like one hundred and ten degree weather and
it's that's hot, you know, But being there when it
was like ninety degrees during the day, it was just
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awful feeling.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Especially walking around California Adventures. It was just horrible.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Just the sun beating down on you, the humidity in
the air, just awful.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, it was, Oh man, I fucking hated everything about it.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I was like I I and so gross mm hmm,
like it was so bad, but yeah, whatever it was.
Uh so ride updates.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, I was gonna say, so beyond all that rides, especially,
let's start off with the Indiana Jones.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I know that was down for some improvements.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah, so it does. I don't know because I had
to take my glasses off when you ride it. I
really need to invest in those stupid straps for my
glasses so I can see during rides. But uh, it
looked better he I could see him moving obviously, I
couldn't see details, and that looked good, looked really good.
But it looked like the projections were redone, you know
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where they project stuff on the walls or whatever. That
looked better. The big I could definitely see the big
fucking uh uh uh. I can't remember the name of
the guy, the fucking uh temple guy. He looked really good.
The ride felt very similar still like it was very rocky.
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Now again, I have to ride it blind because I
can't see you without my glasses very well. I can
see shapes and colors and obvious stuff like that, but
I can't see fucking details. But I could have swore
I could have sworn, and maybe I'm wrong and I
didn't look it up. I think they redid the main
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chamber where you go over the bridge and around the bends.
I don't remember seeing lava as well as I did
underneath the bridge, and I again, correct me if I'm wrong.
I don't remember there being geysers of fire shooting up.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, there were definitely no geysers.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Okay, I don't. It didn't feel like a real fire,
but it certainly fucking looked like a real fire.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Like I guess it just depends on what you mean,
because there were pyrotechnics in it, like actual like fire.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, but like in the lava field, like underneath the bridge,
I don't remember there being fire.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
They may have improved that I do. I don't remember
like seeing like lava, but I remember seeing like they
hint at it, yeah, with the lighting and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yep, Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Do remember that they do have some pyrotechnics.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah, So that was cool. And I was like, oh shit,
that's spratt. And it looked like it might have been
brighter in there, okay, like not like not like bright bright,
but like brighter where you could I could see more things. Well,
I can see more shapes, but yeah, it was it
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was cool. It felt better. It did go down at
least twice that I noticed, one time when we were
in line, which sucked, but then we got back on later.
It was fine during the we got we got on
during the parade obviously. Uh, so that was cool. I'm
pretty sure they redid it again. I don't I can't
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see it, so, but he looked like he moved better,
Like he kind of moved like they like like the
newer animatronics did from like the Rise of Resistance and
the Smugglers Run, where like the motion just seems better.
He's not his herky jerky, but he looked like he
moved more, So that was kind of cool. I couldn't
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tell the one hanging from the rope above where the
rock comes down.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Was it kind of quick there and gone type thing.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, And it's darker in that room so they you
don't see the track and stuff that you're gonna dive down.
But yeah, I felt better. It didn't feel nearly as
I mean, it's still bumping bumping around, but it didn't
feel nearly as is like rough going. So that was cool.
A rise ofviously was awesome. We got it. We got
to go on it twice. Smuggler's Run was rooined for
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us by a child uh in here in his terrible.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Parents just didn't want to play along, or.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Because he doesn't, they don't pay attention to the what
your instructions are, which is basically just press the things
that are lit up.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Yeah right, depending on what you're doing, yeah, up, down,
press buttons.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
So Paige and I were engineers the mom so there
was only five of us instead of six of us
because there's no single writer go on, thanks a lot, Joe.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
You didn't invite me? What do you want me to do?
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Sort of? We we did invite everybody. It was just
two days before.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I didn't get that text.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
So I we mentioned we were going, Uh you mentioned you.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Were going, not hey, does anybody else want to go
with us?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It was implied, Joe, next.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Time you do some sort of thing, I'm just gonna
invite myself.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Just show up at your house and be like I'm
ready to go, and you're like no, this was supposed
to be a romantic.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
It's like it is romantic, all three of us.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Uh. Anyways, So yeah, so the kid got the pilot,
which was fucking terrible one of the pilots. The dad's
the other one, and they were the parents were so
busy not paying attention to what they're doing, Like our
score was terrible, and like I was like this is
I fucking hate this so much? Like I hate the
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fact it's cool to be interactive, right, but when you're playing,
when you're with a bunch of randos, it just sucks
because I'm like, now we're not gonna have fun because
like it's so it was so fucking bad dude, Right,
So you know that sucked, but it was still It's
still a fun ride, but definitely not as fun as
it could have been. Uh, mickey, Minnie's Runaway Railway was awesome.
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We got we got on that twice. Went on the
Roger Rabbit one. I hadn't been on that in years
because it's back open because of two time being open.
That was fun. Uh, pages Like what the fuck? I
was like, Yeah, this is wild. I and I'd never
been on the Winnie the Pooh ride. That ship is
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an acid trip, is it? Bro dude? So the whole
I don't even know what the story is, but it
has those a bunch of years ago they reached the
movie with they're called huff huffle uns, huffalumps.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
They're like, yeah, those like the stuffed things that.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
They're like bees with elephant heads.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Nope, not what I was thinking of.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I remember they called huffalumps or not. But anyways, they're
so on the karts. They're on one of those, but
like you basically go through the whole thing where like
Winnie the Pooh falls asleep and you go into his
dream and it's this like it's like the scene from
Dumbo where he gets drunk with all the neon colors
and shit like that, and you're going through that. It's
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just it's fucking wild, dude. I was like, oh my god.
And I found out Page had never been on Mister
Toad's Wild Ride. So we rode that and she was like,
what the fuck is this? I was like, yeah, yeah, dude,
it was what. It was nuts dude. Yeah. We got
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to ride on the updated Matta Horn. Don't recommend it.
Uh So the new carts, it's still rough. The track
is still very rough. I don't I think they just
read the carts because the padding's better on the carts.
But my knees were up into my face. I was like,
there's no way Joe fitting. Yeah. I was like, there's
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no way Joe's fitting on this because like his knees
would be poking out, like he'd have to like keep
his legs out of the cart. And it was Dude,
the track is still rough, dude. Luckily those paddings better.
But man, dude, I was like, nope, uh, not again. Uh,
because I'm like, I like bro dude, Yeah, it's it
was Oh God, damn dude. I'm so glad it was
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at the end of the night too, because it was
one of the last things we rode. But man, rough rough.
Oh it was so bad. Uh Road Pirates. That's the
same uh of the Haunted Mansion. Yeah, bro, So I
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read the thing that they were redoing it, revamping the
whole thing. They did improvements to the Haunted Mansion, but
then the whole Nightmare before Christmas overlay. It's not an overlay,
it's a full on takeover.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
They change everything because in the.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Past they really didn't change much as you get zero
inside of the mansion.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
But for the most part, it's the same, bro dude.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
It is completely different, including all new projections. Nice so
the the the elevator, you know, the stretching room. Uh,
it has and again I don't know if this was
from the last year. I thought, I think this is
brand new for this year. But so normally where the
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paintings are and they stretch, right, they start off as
stained glass windows, okay, and then as the room starts
to stretch, they break. So you hear the glass shattering.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Because doesn't that's one of the regular projections that it
is nitt at the top the very top breaks.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Right, no, no, no, So the paintings are replaced by
stained glass windows right right, yeah, and then they break
and then behind them are a nightmare for Christmas paintings
that get revealed. And then the ceiling where normally that's
a projection normally where they that the glass shatters and
you see the body hanging.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yes, that's the normal one.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, so that's there, but they redo it with the
like a Christmas bow, but it's a stained glass window.
And then Jack breaks through it with zero and he
leans his head down. Look makes it look like it's
zooming in on you, like, so it gets all big
and then he flies off and the body's still hanging there.
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So that's still up there, which is wild.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Right, then when you go into the main line, uh
Q in that hallway, which normally has like the paintings
that like change during with like the storm right outside,
the windows have been redone, so it looks like it's
actually looking outside and it was like storming, but there
was like snow, which was pretty cool. And then the
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paintings on this side were replaced with all Nightmark for
Christmas stuff that actually change. And then at one point
zero is flying through the paintings. Yeah, it was fucking
cool as shit. And then when you get inside everything
and everything's adorned with Tim Burton's style, like skulls in
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like Christmas ye, halloweeny decorations like wreaths and and like
the bows and like the garland and stuff like all over.
It's everywhere, and even the because they read I know,
they redid the Q line, which they did completely change
alter over and that part of that that picture I
sent you yesterday, the updated picture that's in the Q line,
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but they redo they readd the whole thing. So like
you walk through a mausoleum now, which is pretty cool,
and then you go through the graveyard, but it's it's
like raised above you. So they read that it looks gorgeous.
But then the entire seria of the house is readorned
with Halloween Christmas themed garland and wreaths and stuff. And
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then Jack Slay the grave sleigh is actually parked on
the roof and it's like partially hanging off. It's cool.
It was like, that's fucking rad.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
And then so when you get into the part where
you get in the into the end of your your buggy,
they have a big display with with all the characters
up on it and they're all moving and stuff, and
like the doctor his head flips open and his brain
lights up and it says Noel and Jack and Sally
are there and zero and all and the trick or treaters. Uh,
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there's the tricker treats, the lock shock and barrel. I
have the bathtub with the bag in it, and Sandy
Claus pulls his pops his head out in and out.
This is pretty cool. Uh. So then you get in
your cart and again the whole thing is three themed
for Night, for Christmas everything. More of those skulls and
garlands are up everywhere. The when you go in and
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there's that casket that opens and closes. There's a bunch
of vine like uh, basically they look like fucking little
shop of horror like fly trap things. You know, they're
singing the song, but it's it's night before Christmas. And
then you realize they're vines, right, and so they're going
through and then they have that little like vampire teddy
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bear toy. He's in there, he's all over. It is
like he's like smacking on the top of the grave.
The doors are adorned with different Christmas Eve things. And
then as you go through, the cart spins and you
see the vines from those the fucking you know, singing
monster plants go up, and then the giant wreath is
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above you and it's jaws are moving. Yeah, it's fucking cool, dude,
like the whole thing. And then Madame Yoda is redone
as with all new words, and she's talking about Jack,
basically telling you the story of like Jack's taking over
Christmas and stuff, and the terror cards are completely changed,
like it's the when I say they redo the whole thing,
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it's not just a projection or whatever. All redone. And
then the ballroom scene, same thing. It's Redone has a
giant Christmas tree in it with then the ghosts are
projected on the table, and then the wall is broken
through and his sleigh is there and there's presence falling
all over the floor and Zero's flying around. He's trying
to light the tree. It's crazy, dude. And then the
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graveyard scene is completely Redone. There's a giant Jack animatronic.
When you come down, we're normally the grave, the graveyard
keeper guys there him and Zero there instead. And then
like the there's like the wispy little like uh, like
the gargoyles are covered in snow and there's like whispy
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little tree thing with this with the pumpkins on it.
That's all done. Uh. There's the singing busts, the head busts.
They have pumpkins over the top of them like jack
Lannons and those.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Are singing nice.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Like it's like so much Redone, like it was so
cool and like that, like the like the all the
different little toys are kind of like spread through the
the room where it normally has the what used to
be the fucking axe murder lady who's now the broken
hearted Brider whatever they call her whatever. That's Redone as
like a toy shop or as a Jackson laboratory. Yeah, dude,
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And there's like an Ugie Boogie toy popping out of
a box and like elementally just all sorts of ship
in there. And then when you go to leave, like
you come, you know, you leave the graveyard and you're
going up. Uh, they have a full on Oggie Boogie
animatronic with his wheel uh saying like you know, talking
to you and stuff. And then you turn to go
to the mirrors. They have all new projections of all
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of Night before Christmas stuff we got both times we
wrote it, we end up getting the gingerbread cookies.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
So and then you when you leave, you just leave. Yeah.
It's like completely redone and it is amazing sounds like, Yeah,
it was so well done. And I was like, dang,
this is crazy how much it was that not just
an overlay, like a full on takeover, right because I
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think page looked read it it. So we were there
the first weekend like it literally on on Saturday, Downtown
Disney was pumpkinized. Okay, boogie Bash obviously was happening. Uh
that that weekend, uh to, but the weekend before was
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the first weekend. But even though but Disneyland was switched
over to Halloween for the first time the weekend we
were there.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
It's still always amazing how you can go there one
day it is regular Disney and then the next day
it's fully changed.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
So I think Saturday was the first day, like when
we got there was the first day of Halloween. But
I know when we went in and like you see
it like it's but I believe they said the holiday,
the Halloween one obviously run through October thirty. First November one,
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it switches over to Christmas time, but the Haunted Mansion
will stay until January seventh.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Makes sense. I mean it's still Christmas night before Christmas,
it is still Christmas stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, so it makes sense, which is good for them
because that to be able to set up something so
complicated and then you can run it for a much
longer time than just the the Halloween season.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, so like August through January seventh, So I mean
or the week of January seventh. I came over with
d ninth or something like that is when it ends.
But yeah, it was, I was. We were both blown away.
I was like, well, this is so much more done
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to this, but like the fact that everything changed, it
was it was wild, dude. I was like, this is crazy,
super fun. Yeah, we rode that twice. I remember what else?
There was a road space mountain. Apparently they do. They
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have a photo op thing for Fantastic four over in
Disneyland because the I always call it the Captain EO Theater.
But right where that's at because because Star Tours was
closed for refurbishment. Yeah, hopefully we'll not give Joe fucking
motion sickness. So that was down, which sucks. I love
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that ride, but whatever, it definitely needs to be updated.
So right when you following that, there's the what's the
start to the shop Star Traders? Yeah, yeah, so that
shop's there. Right next to that is where the Captain
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EO Theater's at. In front of that was like a
little stage area that you could definitely see that they
would have them there, but they had the Fantastic four
logo up on it. And then the apparently, oh by
the way, the people mover's gone. Really yeah, the track
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is still there. It does not run, it's not there.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
I didn't know that, so that explains I think I
just saw something this morning where some kid was walking.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Along top of it.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
I was like, well, that seems dangerous because that thing
has just come along and yeah, run them over. But
apparently if it's done, then I mean, it's still dangerous
for the kid to be up there and stupid, but like, okay.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, yeah, Page actually told me what they said. I
saw a video of it this morning.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Because that's the mono rail.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
No, no, no, that's the people mover. So remember the
monorail goes around the park. The people mover was on
the monorail. Oh is that the monorail?
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Oh ship, No, that's still running. It's still running. Yeah,
the people mover. I thought me. I thought he was
on the people mover. Maybe he's on the monorail. He's
gonna die because that ship was still running. Uh yeah,
people movers completely closed. But along that they have banners,
and they were fantastic four banners. They had the different,
the different. They had the Soux Storm and Johnny and
and Reed and and and Ben on there. So I
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don't know if they were doing something during that, but
it's still set up.
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Okay, it's a weird place.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
So I guess it's tomorrow, irow, So I guess that
does make sense.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yeah, so we road Space Mountain super awesome. Still I
can't see anything, just nobody else can't either. Let's see
what else I.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Think of anything else that I've read or seen that
may have changed.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh, we had one of the best jungle cruise uh skippers.
He was so dude. He it page hates puns like god,
which is hilarious. And she knows that all it is
is puns. She's she's not stupid. She rolls her eyes
at him. This dude was on fire. But then during
the queue line, they were also making puns and they're like, hey,
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if you have a new suggestion, if you want to
be like we're hiring new skippers, if you want to
be on and you know, put your application in. And
then they started making like bamboo puns mm hmm, like
you know, uh uh shoots and all this stuff and stuff.
And then we got on the boat and he just
started into it. And we got the part where the
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you're in the Africa area and he's like, oh, look,
here's some some long neck cheetahs and he's talking about giraffes.
I was dying because I call him tall horses all
the time, which makes her mad. But then he called
them long neck cheetahs. Dude. It was yeah, dude. And
then he did the like the backside of water and
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he did a joke. I don't know if I've never
heard it before because if you're not impressed by that,
maybe like the front side of rock okay, And because
as you turn out the waterfall from underneath the waterfall,
there's just like a rock wall, right, And he's like,
don't take it for granted. And I was like, this
is fantastic, dude. He was all over it, bro. And
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we got to the part where like the monkeys are
there and the one has the or the they're actually
not monkeys, they're chimpanzees, right anyways, and one has the
gun and he goes, that's the guy who calls the shots. Wow,
yeah dude, it was He was just full of him.
It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
Oh gross, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
It was awesome. It was punny as hell. Uh but yeah,
so that was fun.
Speaker 1 (53:06):
To do.
Speaker 2 (53:07):
What else it was? We rode pretty much everything we wanted.
Oh h we rode, we re rode the r D.
We rode the updated Big thunder Mountain mm hmm, because
they refurbished it much smoother, ride much smoother ride.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
We have the fun then, because it's supposed to mimic
a h Wood roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
It does still, but without the completely barge jarring everything,
and the padding is much better.
Speaker 3 (53:41):
I don't have problems by the time I'm done running
writing that is it a real ride?
Speaker 2 (53:46):
You're still gonna have it. The only difference is you're
not going to have the bruises from bouncing off the
fucking old ass cart that hasn't been updated in fucking eons.
But the ride is just like the track seems smoother,
like like smoo. When I say smoother, you're still like
getting thrown around, but the carts run much smoother on it,
so you're not feeling like your bones vibrate from the
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fucking uh divots and ship in there in there, in there,
which is what I cannot say about Matta Horne because
I did not. I don't think they redid those tracks
at all because it was still rough as fuck. So
what's uh? I think it's pretty much Evan.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
We rode.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Oh and Page never walked through Sleeping Beauty's Castle, So
we walked through that. That was that was cool.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
I don't know if I've ever walked through it either
maybe I have it. I just don't remember.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
Honestly, you might get clausophobia in there because it isn't
tight ass.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Spaces, I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Trying to think of what else there was. Well, we
did the buzz Light years uh blasters thing. M Page
cheated in won.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
She seems to always do that.
Speaker 4 (55:02):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
I was kicking her as I remember.
Speaker 1 (55:04):
When we were doing the Spider Man one.
Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah, she kicked my ass that too. She I was
all ahead and then all she just jumps ahead and
I was like this fucking bitch.
Speaker 3 (55:12):
Fucking arm hurt by the end of that, and she's
just like, oh, look at my high score, and it's.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
Just like, are you what? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yeah? This was wild, super fun though. I like that
right a lot. Ah. I'm trying to think of what else.
We did not go on Tianna's because I didn't want
to go get soaked.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Right, you didn't start there, you didn't end there. It's
probably a good probably good time.
Speaker 2 (55:37):
Yeah. It did go down like three times when we
were there though, mm hm oh.
Speaker 3 (55:42):
Speaking of which, you had you sent us pictures of
the wristbands, did you guys use those?
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (55:47):
How how does the express work?
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Now did I show you did I send the wristbands pictures?
Speaker 3 (55:56):
Yeah, I swear he sent pictures of the the Express Spans.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
No, so Lightning Lane does goes to the app. Now,
I don't think did we send pictures of wristbands.
Speaker 1 (56:08):
I'm going back through.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Yeah, because it was the Oh no, those are just
the magic bands. Yeah yeah, sorry, yeah, we uh those
ones I just thought were cool because I want to
make fun of Mike because it's a big bong one.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
But I mean they work there, right.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yeah, yeah, magic bands work there.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
Yeah, but we were using don't work towards sing like
any of the rides or anything.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
The Lightning Lane, if you attach them that way, you
can just go up there and buzz your your your
your magic band. But we just use the phone, just
scan the phone or whatever. But yeah, you can use
the magic band if you when you attach your Lightning Lane,
you can go up and boo. But yeah, we used
it was just easier that way. Plus I didn't trust
my watch to last long enough, so I wasn't use
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my watch for Lightning Lane. Fair enough, My Apple Watch
does not last very long.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Apple Watch. Yeah, no, the thing coming up next month.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
Yeah, so we'll see what happens. But yeah, so Lightning
Lane was uh just pulls up on the phone. It
was kind of commoluted to get to it. But once
you figured it out, it was fine because you can
go in and you can pick it, and then you'd
think like from that, you should have the barcode to scan,
and it really wasn't on that screen. You had to
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go to a different screen.
Speaker 3 (57:24):
I was like, this is I would also imagine that
you would just use the NFC, right, you would think, oh, but.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
It doesn't does not Disney World when we had that one,
it goes to your phone as well as you're watch,
so it goes to your ticket. So you literally walk
through your phone, hit your button, it brings up your
ticket and you can just boop right there. But for Disneyland,
it didn't seem to do that because the tickets weren't
in our wallet. It was only in the app, so
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I don't know if they changed it. Our page for
like didn't skip the step because I looked at it
and I didn't see that I add to wallet option,
so I was like, all right, whatever. So but yeah,
went to the TEK room obviously, Uh, I think that's everything.
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Cool. Yeah, you guys had fun.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Yeah, it was a lot of fun. A lot of
stupid people. Obviously. This one little kid behind us the
first time went through Pirates was so dumb or actually
he was in front of us. Uh, but at one
point in line and Page will probably bring us up
next time we're all together in real life if she
remembers it whenever that happens to be. But uh, he
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was like, you know, he his mom and this kid
was like probably I don't know, fucking thirteen or some
shit I don't know, had a douche haircut. Whatever. He
was like, you know, people wouldn't ride this as much
if it was just called Pirates instead of Pirates of
the Caribbean, right, And I wanted to go. I wanted
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to look at him. And first I wanted to slap
his mom, because you should raise your child better, not
to say stupid shit out loud. But I wanted to
look at him, go, do you think this ride is
based on the movies?
Speaker 1 (59:12):
Right?
Speaker 2 (59:14):
Because that's not The movies are based on the ride.
They just updated this to have Jack because.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
That's what Yeah.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
So I was like, I really And then when when
we got on the boat, they were in front of
us in line, but when we got on the boat,
they were actually in the row behind us. And as
we're going through, he was like, first off, he was
touching the water, so EO have phone with your herplelitis
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syndrome eleven. But we're going through and he's like, oh,
I think that's Captain Jack and it was just like
the dude on the porch and I was like, and
he kept doing it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
It's just a it's just a buy you dude. You
guys hadn't even gotten yeah pirates yet.
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
So then we gotten the pirate things. Oh, I think
that's Captain Jack. And it's the one where the skeleton's
driving the wrecked ship in the storm, and I was like,
are you fucking And he kept saying it. And then
when the part when you actually get the part where
Jack's gonna show up, he's like, oh, I think you
see him like in a barrel or something right here.
I was like, first off, he comes out of a
barrel and like three segments down from this, yes, right,
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he's clearly you can see Jack standing there. And I
was like, I want to turn and go, are you
fucking blind? Dude? Are you so stupid? He's literally in
front of us. You can see him right there because
it's the part where they're dunking the guy in the
well like tell us where Jack Sparrow is, and like
he's literally on the other side of him, and you
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can clearly see him standing there from the boat, and
I was like, are you are you fucking in? His
Mom's not saying anything to him like this, You're enabling him.
Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
She's probably used to it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Dude, Oh my god, dude, I want it. And she
had fucking purple ug boots on, but they were like
they made him look like cowboy boots, you know, like
the when you have cowbod boots, the top part that
goes over the leg has like that fillery in it.
It was like that, but they were ugs. I was like,
I hate everything about this, these two people. I hate it.
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I don't know if there's a dad in the picture,
if he's waiting somewhere else, or he escaped or ran
away or whatever the story is, but I know why
you two are alone.
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I hate him. Anyways, that's it. That's all. That's all
I had. I think it's everything on Credit Coaster is awesome. Still,
I love that rid Uh. That's it. For this week's
episode of Comes Naturally. We have been Joke, I've been Cody,
and as usual, you fuckers just came naturally.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Bye.