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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right as it started.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I could literally just be the name of the episode.
Incoherent thoughts.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I mean that does happen on the show quite a bit. So,
but I did start recording now so we can continue.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That actually presents in coherent thoughts. Be sitting in a
chair with a pipe it's not lit or anything else.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Blow them with bubbles, nah, just not on a pipe,
just not on a.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Pipe, and just giving incoherent thoughts. Maybe grilled my beard
out a little bit more. Definitely have the hair down,
just give incoherent thoughts, and this just be like that
this has been come to actually presents incoherent thoughts. Mike
would definitely be on that.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Dude, I can't how Okay, we are recording, so this
is going this is going on. But how high do
you have to be to not Groundhogs Day is an
actual holiday that the movie is based on.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I will give him the fact that he grew up in.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yuma, Okay, I get it, you know, meth, cabbage capital,
whatever you want to call it, right, but not knowing
that Groundhog's Day existed before the Bill Murray movie is
absolutely fucking ridiculous. Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I did have a like, is he serious?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
That's what I thought was, this is like I'm waiting
for this fucking punchline. And then he's like serious, and
I was like, bro, I think it might be time
to stop doing drugs.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's so popular that it had like popularized groundhogs Day
or like they took a very not even regional thing,
but a very like specific area cultural thing of Groundhog's
Day and just everyone is suddenly like, oh, yeah, that's
what Groundhog's Day and bunks everyone so news because the
(01:59):
news uh that that, I mean that honestly is the
thing like I I distinctly remember as a kid seeing
uh news companies have specials. Yeah, when when Groundhog's Day
came out just.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
As a because it's a weird little thing that like
somehow is accurate, but like I mean it's I know
it's not one hundred percent accurate, but but it's like,
how does he think the movie Armageddon invented asteroids?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't know, bruh. I was like, I think it
might be time to stop doing drugs because I think
you got too high. You have you've you've reached the
threshold and you've gone beyond it and it's not good.
Mm hm. I love the man. But that statement was
(02:58):
the wildest thing I think any of us have ever
said to each other.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And we we've heard him talk about how he time traveled.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Which is super high, perfectly fine. Yeah, but not no
like today. I I was this year, this many years
old today when I found out t I l today,
I learned, Yeah, the Groundhog's Day was not invented for
the movie Groundhog's Day. Mm hmm bruh.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Wait till he finds out Tim Burton didn't invent Santa Claus.
Oh my god, right, Jesus Christ, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Isn't Salmon Clause.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He's I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It explains where he is every Christmas.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Kurt Russell isn't portraying Tim Allen as Santa Claus. He's
portraying another version of Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Mike he's portraying.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I was gonna call him j jo and Jamison.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Oh yeah, because he was in Red One. Yeah yeah,
j K Simmons.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Simmons just joke out.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It was so. I was at a client's house the
other day and I was fixing the TV and it
popped up when we were testing the streaming services, and
I think it was on Paramount Is they had fat
Man on there. It's the movie where Mel Gibson plays
a violent Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know this one.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, it's like, yeah, it came out a handful of
years ago. Like it's not It's not Silent Night with
David Harbar, right that. Yeah, I love that one. You
never you didn't watch that one.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I didn't watch that one.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh my god, Joe, you have to watch that ship.
That's that movie is fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
It Oh yeah, it's okay. I remember that the picture
of now they see that a picture of fat Man.
I do remember this picture and it was.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah. So the thing is like they they hid the
fact that he was Santa Claus, like in the original trailer.
I think it was the original trailer they it wasn't. Actually,
I don't even know if the second trailer showed that
he was Santa Claus. Really, and then like the revelation
that he is Santa Claus, You're like, wait, what the fuck? Yeah,
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it's so great I believe so yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
My god, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah that that that same group. Yeah, they do wild
Ship all the time. Yeah, it just made me laugh.
And then like it's popped up and I was like, yeah,
you could watch the Yeah, I was like a customer.
I was like, yeah, you could watch this. It's where
Mel Gibson plays a violent Santa Claus. And the guy
looked at me like I was the one that was high.
And I was like, I'm not even gonna go into
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this with you, because he was like yeah because he
had he had subscribed through YouTube to get Paramount Plus
and then they whatever, right, so like we were setting
that up wherever and he's like, do you have the
log back in? I was like, I don't think you do.
I think you said the log into YouTube and it
pops right up and it did, and then he's like
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you I was like, yeah, you can go in here
and you can watch all these movies. And that was like, first,
I mean, obviously it's Christmas times, like, obviously that should
be featured. So congrats to them for actually putting a
Christmas movie ish Christmas ish movie up there, and then
you know it being featured as something you should watch.
I'm like, well you should because it's ridiculous, but also
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it's Christmas centric Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I mean, I'm watching the trailer right now and this
is so. So what the plot of it is the
bad guy, Walton Goggins kid gets cold for Christmas. Yeah,
so Walton Goggins goes out on a rampage against Santa.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah. It's the most ridiculous thing ever did who.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Seems to be living in the just the take on it.
Oh my god, they shove it and what is this elf?
They're just shuffling sugar on to uh plates to eat for.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, Yeah, dude, what I'm telling you it's the movie Montana.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It looks like he's in the middle of Montana, like literally,
like Santa's living, uh in Montana.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah, apparently in the north Pole has mountains.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well and a small town and so yeah, well.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I mean you have to have a town. It's you know,
that's where the L's live. Yeah, I'm telling you that
movie is fucking wild. Dude, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You don't want to be on his hit list. No Gibson,
Oh I missed that name. That is wild and weird. Yeah, bro,
this came up five years ago.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Just a handful of years ago.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That would be a handful.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Of Yeah, it's just I mean, it's bro, it's just
called fat Man right now. The fat Man.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Uh yeah, just called fat man. Yeah, man man being
one one word.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yep, it's just fucking it's so ridiculous too. I was like,
remember John Baptista, that's the name my nest. Yeah. Yeah,
it's just just absolutely fucking wild, dude, it's so weird,
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absolutely wild.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I'm trying to say if there's anybody else in this
movie that I know, but so far now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't think there's anybody else in that you would recognize. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's just bro. I was filming in Canada.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Makes sense, I mean most things are filmed in Canada.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I want to see if maybe like it was, if
you were right, like, oh yeah, it's gonna be in.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
What's a good point. It's like I wish I could.
I don't know if there's a Wikipedia or something. Oh so,
where is Santa's Workshop supposed to be? Does it mentioned?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
North Peak, Alaska is where the small town is, so
it says Chris Kringle and his wife Ruth operate a
Christmas present workshop on the out the old isolated farm
near the small town of North Peak, Alaska. UH struggling
with declining revenue over the years due to children becoming
increasingly vicious. This United States government, who maintains the interest
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sharing Chris's business become because Christmas is a major economic stimulus,
start cutting back on their subsidies. Hilarious, dude. It's just
I didn't realize it was Alaska. Maybe it's been I
mean it's been five years since I've seen it, so
but yeah, it's just absolutely fucking That movie's just and
(10:05):
the poster is phenomenally fucking ridiculous. Dude, I mean, look
at this fucking nonsense to what Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, I like the descriptions of the cast that Wikipedia
has and I only read the top two. But Mel
Gibson as Chris Kringle, a burned out and apathetic man
frustrated with the world turning into an unruly place. Walton
Goggins as Jonathan Miller credited credit as as Skinny Man,
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a hit man who works in a toy store and
has a personal grudge against Chris for letting him down
in his unhappy childhood.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Oh right, he got, Cole, he got That's what.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
It was, is the kid.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I remember Boxdale as Captain Jacobs, the command ender of
the U. S Army Guards assigned to Chris's workshop and
his liaison to the US government, So the US government
knows that that.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Santa is real, Yeah, because they're the ones that are
funding his business. But sales are down because children are
he because Chris deems children not worthy, so they're not
producing as many toys to give out. So this the
they're they're they're waning. It's just the whole movie is
fucking ridiculous, dude. I highly recommend him and to watch it.
(11:34):
What other what other fucking ridiculous Christmas movies are there
besides Violent Knight, which by the way, they are doing
a sequel for, so you should definitely watch that one.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Violent I uh uh, what was that was the other
one that we saw with the demon thing?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh, come on, dude, you gotta know this one. It's
the name of the creature.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I love it. And I know it starts with a CAD.
I know it's a big thing over in Germany. Crampis
Crampisis is good.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Campus is fucking awesome. Yeah, unlike Polar Express and Move
fucking terrible.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Everybody rags on that movie, but it is just what
it is for that.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, it's just it's just not good though.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Speaking of all Christmas stuff. I actually ran into this
on Reddit and I can't win because they were talking
about for some reason. First off, for some reason Red
it's been feeding me some just random ship me too.
I know they feed me random stuff, but it's literally
like our slash Ghostbusters. It's like, I've never looked up
Ghostbusters stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh you least you're getting decent ones. I'm getting fucking
how's my hair?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh no, I get those two car slash bald r
slash something else. It's like, I know the algorithm is
really working hard here, but did I search for something
that makes the algorithm think I'm going bald or something
like that? The problem is too and I'll get to
my point is second hear, but at least with uh.
With Reddit, the problem is that I don't look at
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what subreddit I'm about to click on, because if you have,
if you present me with an image and I'm like,
what the fuck is that, I will click on it,
not knowing where I am or where I'm clicking on,
and then just for the pure fact of clicking on
it beats me. More of it. I've literally had to
go through and be like, no, I don't want to
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see our slash is this a tick because I got
presented to it at once? Or our slash is this
a bed bug or something like that because I get
presented to it once and I go, I don't know
if that's a bed bug. Anyway, moving on with my life.
But now it's like he clicked on it, So you
must love looking at bedbugs and other bugs. Here's everything
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we have about eight leagued stuff. No, I don't want that,
So I've literally had to go through and prove some
of my some of that stuff because I don't have
a whole lot of like I like this stuff and
follow follow certain subredits. I have a like three or
four or something like that. So most of my redity
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is just based off the algorithm. What do it will
feed me? But it feeds me some weird stuff, which
again lately has been like R slash Ghostbusters and some
other weird movie related. Back to the Future is another one.
R slash back to whatever. Anyway, to get back to
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the Christmas thake, somebody was making the argument that Ghostbusters
two two is a Christmas movie, and I disagree with that.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I do also because it doesn't circ It doesn't the
plot of the movie does not focus around Christmas like
die Hard, I will always say, as a Christmas movie
because the reason he's at Nakatmi Towers is because of Christmas. Yep,
so it's a Christmas movie. Kevin McAllister is at home
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alone because it's Christmas. Not well, okay, not because of Christmas,
but it's during Christmas. But the reason the family leaves
him alone is because of Christmas. That makes it a
Christmas Moves vacation. Yeah, it's like I will say this Grimlins,
the first one is a Christmas movie because Gizmo is
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given a gift four Christmas.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Exactly. It's a Christmas movie. The plot of it relies
around Christmas. Now, someone made the point you could make
this a New Year's Eve movie because that was literally
one of the plot points that uh did you go? Yeah,
was waiting for New Year's Eve. Yep for this to.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Happen because the return of the calendar or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
A New Year's nave movie. But it is not a
Christmas movie. No, Okay, So much more much of an
argument there, because I agree with that as well. Like
I swear to God, you must have been one of
the I was reading through the comments and one of them.
One of the reads literally laid out exactly what you
had just laid out. I'm like, yes, I agree with
this because of literally these points right here. Like the
Ghostbusters two is not a Christmas movie at best, it's
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a New Year's Eve movie because it's it floats more
of everything related to New Year's Eve in the the plot,
nothing really about Christmas. But to the same point, Diehard
one is a Christmas movie because of literally everything you stated.
Diehard two is not a Christmas movie. Yes, it takes
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place during the Christmas time, but he is not in
the ah.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The purpose of it is not Christmas based.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Is not that he's not at the airport waiting for
Holly because of some Christmas thing. No, and I even think,
like Diehard three, doesn't that one of the next, one
of the next Dihearts does that sometime around Christmas. But again,
it's not a Christmas movie.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Because it didn't revolve around Christmas itself. Yet Christmas wrong?
What a fucking asshole?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, seriously, right, you're gonna get a super cold for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Jesus crime. I had for some reason transposed S and A,
so it was it was Christmas. Google knew what I
was talking about though, because it brought up Christmas movies
and said, hey.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Did you mean you drunk?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
High ass bitch, like it's chronloggs the holiday. I wanted
to pull up and see if I can find a
list of like Christmas movies. But like now that I'm.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Thinking about, though, I actually don't think it does because
it takes place entering the summer, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I heard three, yeah, because it's or like I don't know,
is there. I don't think there's snow involved.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
No, there's not snow involved.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
The kids are in school mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
And it knows in New York, so right, it's not
actually takes place. I think it takes place during the summer.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Uh, I heard, Well, it can't be summer because the
kids are not like summer vacation.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
But like I guess fall or or spring. But it
does snow in New York. So with no snow, it
more than likely is it is not set around any
type of holiday like Christmas. And you know, maybe not
wrong because that Diehard four just doesn't it. I don't
think it stresses that at all. And Diehard five takes
place in.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Russia something chet, You're right, it's the beginning of the
school year because it's during summer of ninety five. Yeah so,
unlike the first two films, the events do not occur
during a Christmas season. Yeah so yeah, so Diehard with
events is double not a Christmas movie. But die Hard
is a teresting movie no matter what anyone wants to say.
(18:30):
It's the plot of that. If you again, if you
were to take the Christmas element out and John mcclan
was going to visit his estranged wife just because that
it's not a Christmas movie, right, but it's a Christmas
movie because the reason he's going there is for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The Christmas party, yeah, was being thrown at Nkotomi Plaza Tower.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah so boom, Yeah. So I wanted to bring up
other Christmas movies that were like kind of like.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Crazy.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah yeah, I know, shut the fuck up. I went
back and it's like, you spilled Christmas wrong. Google, I
fucking know you still brought up all the same searches
because obviously you have National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, or as
most people call it, Christmas Vacation. I never watched Spirited
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because that movie looked fucking terrible. It was the musical
that Will Ferrell and U Ryan Reynolds did. I haven't
watched the New Christmas Story Christmas that's the actual like
newer sequel to Christmas Story, mainly because I was like,
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nothing can be as good as that first one. We
already mentioned Red One Christmas Chronicles. I slowly mentioned I
sort of mentioned earlier with with Kurt Russell scrooged. He's
a really good, non non sense ish Christmas movie. The
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Night Before that's the one with Justsic Corn Levitt, uh
seth Rogen and Anthony Mackie. Yeah, yeah, I love that movie.
The Holiday good rom com based around Christmas time Love Actually,
which technically ends on Christmas, but like it starts way before.
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Uh yes, Santa yep, Crampis. We talked about Violent Night.
We talked about m m m m hmmm, the movie sucked.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Uh Christmas Party.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Oh, I just got there.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, I've seen that movie. It's actually kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, there's some pretty there's some pretty fucking hilarious stuff
in there. We mentioned Grim Ones. I guess Black Christmas,
another a Black Christmas. Oh, The Family Man, which is
essentially just the fucking uh what's the one. Well, that's
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the one with with Nicholas Cage. It's basically I.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Was thinking The Family Man was like the Mark Wehlberg and.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Oh no, you are you talking about the Family Plan fail? Yeah? Yeah, No,
The Family Man is essentially what's that fucking Christmas movie?
The one where he goes in the It's a Wonderful Life.
It's essentially that movie, but like not as good, even
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though I don't actually like It's a Wonderful Life, which
is what it came out. It's very true. Yeah, that's
very true.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
That's one of those weird movies that I don't think
a lot of people know that. When it came out,
no one liked it. It got panned, And the only
reason why it's considered a Christmas classic is because it
was very cheap to put into syndication every year, and
so every year they would play it because it was
very cheap, and then just people were just like, oh,
that's that Christmas movie that everyone loves because they played
every year. It's like, no, it was just really cheap
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to to play every year. A very herald in Kumar.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Christmas just I said, literally rolls strolled onto that one too.
Christmas Carol obviously is Christmas Jack Frost.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Oh my god. Yeah, uh, what's the name's finest work?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Michael Keaton.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Michael Keaton's finance work.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Crampis the Santa Claus obviously Christmas movie? Oh Clause. You
ever watched the anim movie Claw?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It was on net Flix. I believe it's like the
animated tale of like the Origins of Chris Kringle okay,
or well, actually do they call him Chris Kingle on that?
Do they call him what's the other name? Well, Claus,
but he hasn't Klaus, like his has another whatever part
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of his name. But it was a really it was
a really fun movie too. The animation is really good
in it too. Saint Nick they might actually do they
refer him with Saint Nick. I can't remember which one.
It's been a while since I watched it came out,
And when did that come out? In two thousand and
or nineteen? Yeah, nineteen. Animation is really cool it too.
It's like the borderline on digital claymation type.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Look, yeah, now I remember the Family Family Man. I'm
looking at the the poster or picture of it, like, oh,
I actually have seen that movie where he he's a
basically it's kind of like a screwed story. He's a
he's a businessman, makes lots of money and blah blah blah,
but never had time for a family. And that one
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Christmas night he like wakes up and he actually has
a family. He's like, what the fuck is going on? Okay,
I do remember that movie.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
The ref with Dennis Leary. Technically Christmas movie. Yeah, so
it takes place during Christmas. It's like a in a
weird way. It's like a very home Aloney type setup to.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
You where like, Okay, now it's coming back to me.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
The family's only there because of Christmas, and they just
use that as a as a as a reason that
you know, they're robbing bank or robbing places and stuff,
so hide out. Yeah, it's good times and fat man
is I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Never have pegged that as a Christmas movie, but now
that I remember it, it's like, oh, yeah, it does
take place during the hall during Christmas.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yes, they're yes there. I haven't watched each oilther for yeah,
but oh what fun is a new is a brand
new Christmas movie that has Michelle Pfiffer in it. Oh,
it has a lot more than that has Michelle Pfeiffer,
Dennis Leary, Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Mortes. Who else was
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in this? I saw it. I saw a picture of it,
and this is a new movie. Yeah, Jason Schwartzman, Yeah,
it literally comes out. It came out, uh the third
Yeah on Prime all right, Yeah, I watched. I haven't
watched the full trailer, but I watched this. I saw
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like an ad for it on YouTube and I was like, oh,
I gotta watch that trailer and I went back and
watched it. But it looks pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Adult swim U log to branching out.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
What is that? That ships?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
It's labeled as a Christmas wrong.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Com Yeah, that ship's, oh my god, ridiculous. Then okay,
All the Holdovers is tacking a Christmas movie?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh my god? Is that? I just had like the
weirdest like. Okay, So, because the ULG stuff is popular,
you know, people like to post that type of stuff,
those those long form videos you can post up on
YouTube and it sim simulates a a log fire place. Okay,
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so here's what it is. And I don't know if
this may maybe the plot for the adult swim thing,
but just makes me think of that because it's fucked up.
It's a ulog, so it never the camera never pans
away from it. But you hear a couple arguing in
the background about Christmas shit, because there's always family arguments
during Christmas and holidays and stuff like that. That's the
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whole thing, like an hour and a half loop.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Of just this family imploding.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Family imploding in the background and just arguing about everything.
But it never cuts away from the ulog. You could
even do it during Thanksgiving too, You could have like
a nice Thanksgiving spread and stuff, and then you just
hear like the uncle, drunk uncle just complaining about politics
in the background.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
M h hell yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Yep. Go tell your cousin get right on that, get
on that.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Actually, speaking of ulogs, uh, Lego just released one. I
think it's an hour ish long. It may actually be
longer than that. Camera we didn't watch the whole thing, obviously,
but it's a it's a full on Lego fireplace right
with crackling fire and everything. But their Lego tuxedo cat
comes in and he's wearing a Santa hat and he
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lays down in front and he sleeps in front of
the fire and like he's dreaming and he's dread. It's
super hilarious. There's that one. Disney did one with Frozen.
They've done a couple, but that was one of the ones.
(28:10):
There was another one too, that was I'd be enough
around that like that too, Casper Christmas Wonderfe's Santa Jaws.
Why does that shark have a fucking Santa hat on?
What is this nonsense? The lead character is The actor's
(28:31):
name is Reed Miller. He plays a character named Cody.
God damn it. And I have to watch this. Yeah,
it's free on two B so I don't know how
to watch that.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Oh, here's this. Here's a movie called Hot Frosty. Oh yeah,
dide romantic Christmas movies.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
There's Silent Night. That's the other violent Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Mm hmm, okay, yeah, I think I remember that one.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, that one's not nearly as good as Violent Knight.
Violet Knight's one of the best, fucking.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Violent Knight. Violent Knight was about Santa Claus getting back
to him. That this one was about just like somebody
invades a hit. What was it?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
It was?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
It was, yeah, something else. I vaguely remember. I think
the plot of that movie Silent Night. Yeah, it was.
It wasn't a centered ground Santa Claus. It was like
a hit Man or something. I don't remember. I think
that's what it was. It what it was.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, some other dude gets released from prison.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
But people invade his house or something like that. Christmas Eve,
something like that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Christmas movies trending on Google. We have Christmas Vacation, The
Santa Claus, Crampis, helf put Off, the Red Nose Reindeer
Love Actually Home Alone, Christmas Story, The Polar Express, Doctor
Seuss is How the Grin Stole Christmas. Doctor Seuss is,
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the Grinch, and die Hard.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It's good. It's a solid list other than the Polar Express.
And some would say, uh, the live action Grinch is
not great either, but.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
It's not it's not good. The Amed one it's fantastic. Yeah,
I love the dog in that one. Max is fantastic.
I like the reindeer they have in that one. See
the big old chunky guy that very Jonas Christmas.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
That's that new movie. I literally that. I think I saw.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
An ad for that. It's either just about to come
out or just came out. I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I was like, exqueeze me, what are we doing? I
thought they weren't a thing anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Now they're back there on tour. They were or are
are on tour. I might still be on tour. They
were just here I don't like, like a month ago
or something like that, because they It's one of the
cool I will say this. One of the cool things
they've been doing is that every stop they go to
they pull up local artists that are like popular and
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have them come on stage. And it's like The Main,
who are a very popular band from Arizona, was on
stage with them. I think Jordan's Sparks was there too,
But yeah, what.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Type of music is the Main just saying I'm willing
to support local artists, but it I don't really care
much for pop music.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
It's not pop music. It I mean, if it falls,
if it falls in anything, it would be like in
a like an emo band. I guess it would be
the closest you could say, Okay, they fall in the
line of like trying to think of some bandsy um, well,
I mean night Riots. They fall in the line of
spelled canvas like that kind of stuff, Indie rock in
a way.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Do you like those guys? Ye? Is it's spelled.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Any Yeah, the main yes, like the like the like
the State. Okay, that was not m A N E
m A I N E.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah I was. I wasn't expecting a band from Arizona
to call themselves you know. A State is a pop
rock band from Tempe, Arizona, known for their vulnerable lyrics
and fan friendly concerts produced by Mass. Okay, this is
as much of accolades.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, maybe a good times what.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Apple recommends here? Have you taken a look at your
your Apple?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I have, actually, and finally it's at and finally it's
not Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Because well yeah, because it's uh, it's Harold Styles.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
No, he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
He hasn't.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
He hasn't he doesn't have a new album yet, so
we're not mainlining that. Uh. It's so funny to you
because like the number one, I don't know, I didn't
see what your number one was versus your number two.
I know you showed us a picture of bad Omens
having six hundred and sixty six minutes, which means you
can now you can't listen to any of them any
more of them throughout their year. It has to stay
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at six hundred and sixty six and you have to
share that with Noah because it'd be hilarious yeah mine,
or uh well, not go ahead.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
And share it with Noa because I don't have any socials.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
End it to him. Yeah. So it's funny too because
like I don't know if you scrolled down to look
at yours or not, but it shows you remember last year,
then it shows yeah. So then it like there's three
categories that says top artist, top song, and top album
H And oddly enough all three for both last year
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and this year are the same H person obviously not together,
but uh so last year it was all Taylor Swift.
There was well over three thousand minutes listened. The number
one song was Fortnite featuring Post Malone, and then the Torture
Post Society was the album. This year it was Top
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artist was sleep Token with well with almost three thousand
minutes listened. The top song was Emergence by sleep Token,
and then top album was Even in Arcadia by sleep Token.
So sleep Token took out Taylor Swift for me. Thank
you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Say they were their band that I need to listen
to more of.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I love so much as you can tell from the
fact that I have over almost three thousand minutes listen
to them.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Which is which is spectacular because my top is not
even three thousand minutes like I thought, you know, because
I listened to a good amount of music and stuff
during the during the day as well at work. But
Jesus Christ, three thousand minutes for just one band. Yeah,
that's impressive because that makes me wonder what your next
one's your count is because after after number two things
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all the rest are below one thousand minutes.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah, so on mine it's literally sleep token is twenty
eight and twenty six minutes. Number two is bad Omens
at seven hundred and fifty four minutes, so you can
see there's a difference. And then twenty one pilots uh
don broco the format modest mouse a data remember Branston, Night,
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Riots and Brand New, which is some of those are
unfair Well actually, let's see, well three has a jump
because I listened to their full albums a lot, But four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
and ten they're just heavy rotation on my station because
a lot of times what I do is is put
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on my Apple station for me, so it rotates a
lot of like my obviously listens to and stuff like that,
so that doesn't really coincide everything. But like my my,
like my Top songs of twenty twenty five, the top
sixteen are sleep Token, all sleep Token, and then just
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Pretend from bad Omens is in there, and then a
bunch of more sleep Token songs. Twenty one is President,
Our President in the Name of the Father, and then
more sleep Token, and then the plot and new song
called Too Far Gone, fantastic fucking song that I want
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you listen to. And then we got some Christian rock,
just kidding as a Christian guy. But watch Watch You
Burn by Anchor and Brail.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
I was gonna say, is that I was gonna say
byob But it's I can't remember the name of the band,
but they have the abbreviation pod.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Now. They're on here somewhere, I'm pretty sure because I
heard quite a bit of their songs on my radio. No,
it's Anchor and Braille. It's the lead singer and his
wife his lead the lead singer of Amberlin. It's his
like side project. I think it's his wife that sings
on there with him. I actually might be wrong about that,
but it's like more slower stuff is not not as
much rock, but it's a really good song. And then
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it just goes random to like a bunch of one
off songs that have single digit plays because of my
radio station and how much artists I listened to, which
according to this, I have listened to over one thousand
artists by November of twenty twenty seven or twenty twenty
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November twenty seventh of twenty twenty five, minutes reached is
over twenty five thousand minutes reached in by October. Songs
played by June is twenty five one hundred minutes listened
by May eighth is ten thousand. So I mean I
listened to a lot of music. Obviously. I'm trying to
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see if they say how many I thought it said
how many artists I listened to you throughout the year?
You know wrong, did not see that mites have listened.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Nine eight artists. It's just slowly going through broad stuff
right now.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Uh oh, God to turn that down, because I'm pretty
just gonna play music that I can't afford to pay for.
Let's see replayed twenty five. A lot of music can
happen in a year. Yeah, let's run it back, it says, Yeah,
twenty three and nineteen minutes listened to I Had more
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than You apparently, damn umm, one thousand and six artists
listens to.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
So you get more than me.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
MP Sleep took and took number one, obviously because even
on even on uh even in Arcadia, it was on
repeat in my fucking car end work van for a
long time. Actually, the month actually breaks down. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Let's see what Metallica was my top artist? Is it
just gonna go through the months?
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, eventually does Yeah. Yeah seven sleep token was seven
months my top artist seven months this year there were
my top artist less.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Metallica was five of mine.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
That's what we got here. In twenty nine hundred and
forty first songs made up your soundtrack. I saw something
for Footloose on there. That's hilarious. I don't know what
that was because it didn't show up in anything else. Well,
the problem with some of these two is that a
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lot of this is my workout music.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Oh yeah, that does.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Like workout damn near every day. So, like I can explain,
the Metallica stuff is not part of my There is
one song on there for Metallic, but I happened to
thoroughly enjoy. Well, I happened to thoroughly enjoy, just like
orchestral metal is what I call it if it's not
a genre, and they have hands down the best version
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of any type of orchestral metal ever with the their
S and M two album, So there are times where
it's just literally nah, I'm just listening to this today
from beginning to end, and I must have done that
a lot this year, and to your previous point last
year as well, because Metallic was also last year's as
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well as my top So Metallica was my number one
with two forty two minutes. Shockingly, then my number two
is San Francisco Symphony with three and seventy four minutes,
because they're the orchestra that does the S and M
one and two, but two is just fantastic. Rise Against
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is my number three at eight hundred and forty one minutes,
Bad Omens at six hundred and sixty six minutes, Poets
of the Fall six hundred and twelve minutes, Gorillas six
hundred and six minutes, Flogging Molly is a bit of
surprise for me. Five hundred and eighty five minutes because
I don't recall listening to them much except around Saint
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Patrick's Day. Imagine Dragons five hundred and seventy five minutes,
Shineedown was another surprise to me at four hundred ninety
eight minutes. But I do have one of their songs
in my workout playlist. Same thing with Imagine Dragons. I
think one of their songs I got playlist, and bad
Omens actually does too. But yeah, but that was a
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surprise to me. I don't that's not even including like,
I know they just released a new song because we're.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Releasing a new album soon, bad album. But to bad Omens, no, no.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Shine Doown back to Shindown because even like I think,
I even at one point when when I found out
they released a new song, I was like, oh man,
I haven't listened to these guys in a long time.
Well apparently I've listened to four.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Undred ninety eight minutes this past year see Your Lion
Sack of Shit, Joe Lionsack of Shit.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
And the very last one. I don't think as much
of a surprise, but star Set four hundred and ninety
six minutes, because they fucking rock.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
They do be rocking.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Surprises are not a little bit higher than that because
I know that there have been some nights going home.
It's just like, you know, it's star sets and it
sounds really good right now. It is really weird that
my top song is Animal I have Become by three
Days Grace, But again that's in my workout playlist, so
it's just got heavy played because of that.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Yeah, probably get that hit a lot.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
V An is the bad opens and poppy song. But again,
like all of these are on are in my workout playlist,
that's why they're so, that's why they have so.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Many plays on some Violence against Nature Jill, it's such.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
A great song, Wait and Bleed, Diamond Dies, Oh I forgot,
That's why shine Down's on there too. Yeah, Diamond Eyes,
Lebiathan by by vulvied Mantra, Bring Me the Horizon, holding Out, Oh,
holding Out for a Hero. That's that's a funny one.
It's not even on my That's why Footles was on there.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Oh yeah, that makes sense. So that's your that's a
wrap up song for your workouts, Joe, what it's a
wrap up song for your workouts pretty much?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
You know, No, it's not on there, so it's just
funny that it's included in there. Uh, Monsters Chop, Suey,
Bad Company, hal M King. Yeah, those are all my
workout playlist, so that's why that's Those are my top songs,
So it's kind of skewed that way, even though my
top albums are S and M two, then Eat the Elephant, Uh,
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Ghost Note Symphony, Concrete Jungle, which is the bad Omens
one Pop Evil, the self titled pop Evil album, Ricochet,
b I Rise Against S and M one Live by Metallica,
Twenty first Century, Breakdown by Green Day, Horizons by star Set,
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and then oddly enough Black Rain by Auzie. Yeah. Interestingly,
I play Apparently I listened to seventy minutes of that
this year and that was enough to crack my top
at ten albums list.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Yeah, so very interesting it see that they were a
cheat like Milestone.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Yeah, I mean, I think that might be new for
this year. Maybe I don't remember paying attention to it
last year, but yeah, and I know, like there's obviously
times where like I don't listen to music because I'm
listening to audio books, so that does chew away at
some of that, but a lot.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Of I've been listening to podcasts lately at work.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, but like I don't listen to radio anymore in
the work van, especially now that has car play. It's
so much easier to play my actual music.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Did you just release a song with young Blood? Yeah album?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Oh my god, Page sent that song to you guys
not too long ago.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
Didn't pay attention. Probably do that more.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
I'll let her know that you don't care about what
she shared.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
You can let her know. They didn't realize rrow Smith
was still a band.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
They are they they no longer have a well they do,
but they don't. They're no, they're gonna not no longer
have a ride at Disney World anymore.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, I saw that they're getting pulled from that. Well
is it that the is that they're getting pulled or
are they just getting rid of rock and roller coaster period?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Now they're they're getting pulled. They're making them up. It's
right now.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh that's right to do. I did now remember seeing
that they're making it them up. It's ride yep, yeah,
I mean things have to change. How long is that?
I mean if Page can remember rock and roller Coaster,
then it's a fairly old. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, it's it's it. It is one of her favorite
rides that Disney World, well Hollywood Studios, but yeah, and
it's it's a great ride. It's fantastically fun. It's like
it's like Space Mountain but flat. Mm hmm. You don't
have you don't go around a ball like all crazy,
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but you do fucking wildly fast in that ride, which
I don't know if it's actually that fast where it's
like makes you think it's fast because it goes. It
seems like it is way too fast for indoor roller coaster.
It's like, maybe maybe don't do it this fast inside
because if something comes loose, it's killing at least three people.
It's fine, rickochheannof walls, like for sure, at all.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
It's fine. If the Mummy ride hasn't come undone.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Then that ride's fine to the Mummy ride, is.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
It's fair is intensely fast in a flat out yeah area.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
It's funny too because like we talked to this before,
the Dinosaur ride at Hollywood Studios is I'm sorry, no,
not Hollywood Ceios. It is in Annimal Kingdom, right, yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Right?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Is that right? Is it Animal Kingdom? Anyways, it's going
away or has been taken down already. It's becoming a
new Indiana Jones ride for Florida, all new, by the way,
not a redone, one of the one from California. At
all new Indiana Jones ride.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
To see like what was updated of the the ride
already over.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
In Disneyland, visuals, new screens, the amatronic. It's hard for
me because I have to write it without my glasses on. Yeah,
because I'm not a nerd who has the strap that
holds them on, which I really should if I'm writing
roller coasters to see shit. But it the aniatronics looked
very similar, but it looks like they read the lighting
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on them to make them look better. But I know
the screens were done because I can see those way
more than I could before. The ride is pretty much
the same. I don't think there was anything done, like
to make it smoother. It's still pretty rough, but it's
supposed to be, obviously, because you're running a jeep through
a fucking cave. But the one thing I noticed, and
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I again don't have my glasses on ever, it seemed
like they read did like the lava pit that you
drive over, because it seemed more noticeable because I think
they added like a video element to it when it
makes it look like lava is flowing like or sorry,
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magma is flowing because it's not outside the EU.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
And I'm like, I don't, like, it's not a core
memory of mine of like, oh yeah, that's right, there
is a lava flow. Like it makes sense that's there.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
But it's not something in my head like yeah, the.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Bridge, the skull, like the bats, all the other stuff
that goes along with it. But a magma flow. It's like,
now that that might as well just be like a
black bar that's just going across the bottom off the screen.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, So it's very to me. It was very. I
was like, damn, like I've been on this ride like
countless times. I can't tell you howny times. I mean
you and I wrote it what twice when we were
there at least at least and like, yeah, I was like,
oh no, that's the ship's fucking like that. I was like,
that seems new. Like I don't know, maybe I'm wrong,
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but that seems I don't think I've ever noticed lava
or magma. Is it magma when it's still inside the
Earth's crust, but when it leaves Earth crust. That's when
it's lava. Is that it is? Okay, so it's I
think it's magma at that point because you're still inside,
you're in a cave, so it's still magma I think
is what it is. But I will allow that. Yeah, uh,
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I think that's really the only thing. I mean, the
the Boulder effect is still fucking dope as ship. Again,
from what I can see, it might be different now
it's still cool, but it might look different, but I
can't really see too much of it. What else is there?
I think it was all I remember seeing when we
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were there. Funny, it's like they the ride went down
when Paige and I were their last, and so we
had like we were waiting to see because like, oh,
we're trying to get back up. We don't really have
a timeline. So we would hang out for a little
bit and then we're like, nah, we'll come back. And
then when we came back, it was the line was
so short. We literally just walked onto the ride because
we when we went back, it was during the the parade,
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so we're like boom, yeah, yeah, yeah, walked up. We
walked onto that. We walked onto Pirates of the Caribbean
and we damn near walked onto the Haunted Mansion, which
is wild because that's that point was set up as
night before Christmas. Uh yeah, way better than it ever
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has been. It was so good the red they redid it,
the whole front areas redone. It's awesome. Like they have
now have I think we talked about before, like they
have Jack scaling ting the sleigh on the roof, getting
ready to teeter and fall off, which is pretty rad.
Like it's just all sorts of fucking good. But yeah,
but yeah, I think that's I'm trying to think of
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the Indian Jones. I think it was the lava thing
was just threw me off. I was like, and we're
driving by.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Like, is that anybody else seeing that?
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Was that here before? It's hot in here? I don't
know if that is that real? Do we hit magma right?
Speaker 2 (51:42):
This? Right? Is that? Why? Is right?
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Keep breaking down because everyone's like, hey, where's this magma
coming from?
Speaker 2 (51:47):
Right?
Speaker 1 (51:48):
But yeah, I think that's about it. I don't even
know how we got on that, tell you the truth.
Oh Aerosmith, yep, Aerosmith all was back to Aerosmith, all right,
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