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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yo with your boy Rick Bell.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
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we don't have to just totally leave and try to
move to like an affluent white area that really doesn't
really want us like that.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
True, I don't disagree, it's just I don't disagree my
issue othersly completely. Let me say that there is also
an element, as you said, of safety, there's an element
of does one fit in. There's an element of do
the value systems or the belief systems I have? And
this is not just the white or black or anything.

(01:31):
The vices that I have do they fit list. I
was living in the heights for a minute, right, not
for nothing. I used to know these Dominican girls who
are like, yeah, I want to go to law school.
These other Dominicans were not trying to fuck with them.
They're like, oh, you think you special stuff. These girls
was just like, look, I'm just trying to go to school,
get my degree, move out, take care of the culture.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
But even that statement of them going to law school
was treated.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
To something yeah, I mean it's them. That's the same
time to prove it's a certain type of person, though,
son like this crab this crab ass thing is everywhere,
Like in every community, there's people trying to hold you
back and do what you do. So every person that
you're saying that exist, there's other people that are listed
where I am where I am today because of other
people in the hood that helped me get out of
my situation. You know what I'm saying. They saw when

(02:19):
I'm leaving the house, saying like yo, I'm even gonna
go to jail get killed today. They're like, Joe, you
could do something different, baby, Like you smart, you gotta
be doing this, gotta be doing this like you you
you like the school shit, Like ohould you take that
more seriously?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Like, yo, you're smart, Like do that shit?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
You know what I mean. So those people like not
to say that they were saying everybody else was dumb.
It was just they recognized that, like, Yo, I had
an opportunity to want to be able to do something different.
I had a little bit more understanding, and those people
helped push me in another direction. You know what I'm saying.
If those people weren't there and I was only surrounded
by people that live in a certain lifestyle, I'd have

(02:57):
just been a really smart criminal because that's what I
was exposed around. And for a lot of niggas, Like
some people, some people can make like crime and then
like they get Some people do dumb ship and they
go to jail and come out. Some people are criminals,
like their career criminals. This is what they do there.
When we say they're about that life, you know what
I'm saying, They grew up in it. Their families, like that.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh my god, Yo, pardon the interruption, but I heard
a podcast. I was listening to some podcasts and to
hear like a white girl from the valley say I'm
not about that life.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It was sounded.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Crazy, right.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm like, damn, you got that far yo, that that
people in Cali, like in the valley are saying.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
That white girls some ship that started in our neighborhoods.
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I was like, Damn, that shit started as like life
of death?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Are you about this life? Are you willing to die
for this life? Some people are with it, you know.
That's what they were exposed around. That's that's what they know.
That's how to get that's how they know how to
get that money I'm saying we could put if we
didn't leave as much, there would be other people my
best influence. Like I don't know whyut you guys, some
of the people that influ be the most who are
black teachers and my black and Hispanic teachers. You know

(04:03):
what I'm saying, They're not going to guess to my
white teachers.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
But because they don't even that. You only get a
handful of those if you're.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Lucky, you know, you know what I'm saying, that one
that really like love and respects you.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
You know.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
But yo, whether it be you know, one from third period,
mister whatever Riguez or mister Brown or whatever, like, they
held you down because they saw you as one of
their kids, you know what I'm saying, So you weren't
just getting in trouble. They will pull you aside, like
what the fuck is the matter with you? We gonna
call your mother, you know what I'm saying, because they
know now don't let them be like Puerto Rican and

(04:32):
Dominican or whatever, and they know that you West Indiana
Caribbean two because now they know the cultural things and
so they know how we are. And it'll be like, yo,
I know your mother, don't get you know, I know
where you guys are from that you guys don't do
things like that. It's a much more intimate relationship. If
we're not there to have a relationship with our kids,
you know what I'm saying, And then we're gonna get
upset that they're taking on things. Who's there to give

(04:54):
that example?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
We all f we can't get mad at kids for
absorbing other cultures.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
If you're not instill in yours.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know what I'm saying. So all that latters people
hustling doing xyz. So that's what they're growing up to do.
And you're like, what you expect?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, my kids are gonna grow up and be Minecraft characters.
If it was like, I promise you one of your
kids that work for the city.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Fortnite, they're going to be Fortnite.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
They're gonna be dancing, They're gonna be Fortnight dances.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I promise you one of them is gonna get a
city job. Because we imitate our parents. Your father had
a city had a city job. You got to see.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I can see dumb joining the army because he knows
that the ship I did.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, you're his. You're his representation, like all his experiences,
all the knowledge that you have that you think you
made of is the ship that your parents are doing.
That you're just copying. Come on, you know what I'm saying.
We come up, We start off in life with a
blank slate. We don't know shit, you know, I mean,
we just imitating copy. I'm not saying that you need
to move, or you need to move, or I need

(05:51):
to move. I'm just saying that when we're looking at housing,
and we're considering safety.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
But it's good to have neighborhood role models. I see
what you're saying, not just the celebrity. And then we
were judging them on how they live their lives when.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
We should be out there.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
There's so other opportunities in the neighborhood that we should
be focusing on.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Absolutely, And like when we're looking at school districts, we're
looking at taxes, were looking at price looking at this
rather than us say oh, this is a This neighborhood
has that mad black people or mad man black and
brown people. So it must be a certain way or
it's a certain way if it's safe enough for you
comform ugh for you, for your family, and you feel
like this is don't don't not consider this neighborhood because

(06:30):
it's black and brown. You know what I'm saying, Look
at it like, Okay, I could live here. You know,
maybe it's not as good but as safe or whatever whatever,
but if it still works to you, we need to
stop leaving our neighborhoods. Some of us have to fucking stay.
You know what I mean. It's not safe. I'm not
saying that. You know that. You know I'm not saying

(06:51):
that because everybody's not getting killed ey day.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Anybody nowhere in the city is safe.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
So as matter of fact, no, everybody's not getting killed
in every black neighborhood, Black and Hispanic in the city.
It's not true because when when we coming through hard times,
we take care of each other. When she really hits,
like when real shit hits, we come out and take
care of each other. You feel what I'm saying. So
I'm just looking at that like, yo, I don't want
to be preachy, but when fifty said that, it just

(07:15):
made me think about it. Here you told you're telling
jem Master J to leave when that's the nigga that
put you on.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
How stick is that?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
No sense?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
It's not crazy?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Like, look, that's that's like saying, could somebody ate a
white person but still understand the black struggle, And so
we're gonna say, hey, the minute you fuck with a
white person, there's no way you could speak to that, right.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
I don't. I don't think it's the same thing I'm saying. Look,
this is the guy that puts you on. If he
would have left when run DMC got popping, you would
have never got on. What's that say that how would
he have got in touch with jem Master J. He
couldn't get Reverend run. Reverend runs from the same neighborhood,
same cruise. Jay was on the AB my guy, he
was on Merrick Boulevard. It wasn't like he was unattainable.

(07:57):
You get booked time with him, Mary don't jimg Avenue right.
You know what I'm saying, That's why he was touched.
Nipsey was was reach out these guys with celebrities, And
I understand you know what you're saying, Alex from a
safety perspective, But if they had left the hook, what's
that saying, spie your nose, cut your spike your face.
If he's cutting his noses by his face, they like

(08:18):
you wouldn't have got on if he'd left.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
What I'm telling, what I was saying is people shouldn't
make a personal decision a social statement. You see what
I'm saying, Like, I understand what you're saying that there's money,
there's intellectual capital, there's financial capital that leaves the hood.

Speaker 6 (08:36):
You know, there's a lot of people that would bring
value by stay.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
There's also a conversation like as a dude with no kids,
I could live wherever.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
It doesn't matter if I have a wife and kids.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
If I'm gonna if from my definition of responsibility, I
understand my definitions, isn't everybody else's. I'm not saying everyone
needs to live by my codd but for me, yeah,
I'm starting to think a little bit differently about my
wife and kids.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
My wife could be a gsh he wants to she's
an adult. My kids, we got to start thinking about
this differently.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't want.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
My life decision to be a social statement unless I'm
a celebrity or I'm an elected official, in which case
then yes, I guess I've made a decision where my
personal life is a social statement.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I agree. I don't, you know, I don't really see
it as a social statement as much as I just
see it as you know, where I see us as
being conditioned to believe everything that we have is less
than and being conditioned to look at other places for
something to suit our needs when a lot of the
resources that when and especially when you look at Williamsburg
and Brooklyn, Me and Rad, we all of us really

(09:40):
need to running around in these parts of Brooklyn that
they said would never change, these places would never and
we were.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Just lots of empty factories and shit.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
And we watch a community change color, and how that
the change of color now shifted the whole community. Now
we want to come back. We always want to be
places that we're not in, you know what I mean,
Like we usually it doesn't make no fucking sense though,
you know what I mean, the other property value is
worth all this. We're trying to go back to Brooklyn.
But when the shit wasn't worth nothing, we couldn't see

(10:09):
the value of it. We just saw like, Yo, we
gotta go over here because this it ain't worth nothing.
You know, when you look at your with your father
in law, he had the foresight to say, Yo, I'm
gonna take this while it's hot.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
You know what I'm saying, Yeah, Because he was telling
me when when he bought this building, he was like
he was going to go to Long Island. Now he
was in the middle of looking at houses on Long Island.
But it was just like this building just so happened,
like he made it work where he was able to
get the building, and he was like, fuck it, I'm
getting that.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
That's a mindset.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I don't want to live out there. I want to
still be in the city. I still want to be
in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
The neighbor in Brooklyn, it's mostly Puerto Rican at the time,
still right, black.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
And his packy.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
He made a choice to stick around his community. He
didn't look at his community and say, like, Yo, these
niggas is bro their crabs in the bucket. No, I'm
not saying that. You say that, Alley, just in general
things that people say. He said, fuck it, I'm gonna
write it out, and this is crack error Brooklyn, nigga,
this is a wild time. He had a two daughters.

(11:09):
Like you know what I'm saying. He took a chance
and twenty years later, Yo, he's reaping and rewards that.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
We out we were sending our kissed neighborhoods where we
have to worry about school shootings, we have to worry
about people and calling them nigga and spic and you know,
go back to where you came from. We're putting our
kids in that for the sake of being in a
certain community, a certain zip code and looking at our
own community and saying that this shit is dangerous. The
niggas out here robbing us these thinks is running up

(11:37):
in school shooting random kids that ain't got nothing to
do with nothing. If your kid get shot in the
school in the hood, you know that owe somebody some money,
you know what I mean? You like, yo, what you
what You're what's going on here? Like? Why? Why? You
know what I'm saying. So, it just made me think
about it. Bro. I think as we're getting older. You know,
I moved back to the hood, so I put my
money on my mouse.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Oh yeah, you you definitely did that.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
You went through all your ship and you ended up
right back across the street from your old building.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Where I grew up. You know what I'm saying. So,
and but for me during now in this COVID, I'm
really appreciating it. Doug like and then Pavot real quick
we tal about COVID, but like just being able sitt
in the house. I you know, I'm a single person.
I'm not well, I have partners, you know, but I don't.
I don't live with anybody. I'm not single so much,

(12:23):
but I don't. I don't live with anybody, you know
what I'm saying. So a lot of times, like especially
when somebody's every social distancing. I was saying to Alex,
like I could go days without seeing or speaking to
somebody in real life outside of the phone calls or
work phone calls, you know what I'm saying. So the
fact that I moved back to my neighborhood because I
was really like lonely in depressed in my last house
because it was so remote, nobody was around, you know

(12:44):
what I'm saying, The fact that I moved back to
my old neighborhood, it gives me. I appreciate coming out
to a community that knows me, you know what I mean,
such a during a time like this, because like you
have that resource right there, it's easy to reach out,
easy to reach out out.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Now, let's say it for what it is in your
in your last neighborhood, it was black. It was dominant,
like right, I mean, it was heavily black. The quintessential.
I mean not to not, it's just what it was,
the quintessential. You know, everybody came up from VA or Georgia.
They're going to move back there. You know, got the
good you know government job, we're going to retire, you know,

(13:21):
the uh going.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
To church on Sunday, driving a Cadillacs, the whole.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Niem So, So when we talk about culture and being
able to relate to people, a lot of it is
also how you see yourself and one of those things
that you see in the community, because where.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
You're at right now is more diverse than the old neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
That's why it's it's not a black, it's not a
black a white thing. I keep saying community. Your community
can be U a cornucopia of like different cultures and
religions and all types of shit, or you could be
from predominantly for whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
You feel more comfortable around those people like that community.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
You feel comfortable in your community that you had now
because that's why you came back to it.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Well, I was comfortable where I was was like Alex said,
I was in the black neighborhood before too, and you know,
I knew most of my neighborhood, you know what I
say mean, So I knew everybody in the hood whatever whatever.
I definitely put my money. I mostly live in black neighborhoods.
I don't think I've ever lived none black neighborhood, so
I never really left the hood. So this is not
I'm not somebody that just who's talking about it not
really living it. You feel me. Any place I've lived,

(14:24):
you know, it's always been like yo, within the neighborhood.
You know. I moved back here really honestly, Red's in Brooklyn,
you know what I'm saying. And at the time, well
you were in Long Island, so and you weren't that
we were close. Me moving to Queens was like closer,
like like relatively like you know what I'm saying, from
my geolocation area type type shit.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
So when I'm looking at it like next door close.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Exactly in this area of some things I'm familiar with,
you know, and the fact that these are people that
a lot of people I grew up with don't live anymore.
It's like a handful of people that are still left,
you know what I'm saying. But it was enough people
that you know, like you look at like really hood friends.
Everybody's within this general location. Like I'm fifty twenty fifteen
minutes away from him, as opposed to forty five minutes
to four. I only move the town two towns over,

(15:09):
you know what I mean. Like you were in Valley Stream,
I was about I would be twenty minutes away from
you as supposed to be five minutes away from him.
For five minutes away from you, not before. I'm like
pretty much in the center, but I'm moving from black
neighborhood to black neighborhood, the black students. But I'm black,
but I don't want to say because when I say black,

(15:30):
I see anybody like every like poor white, you know,
Hispanic Asian, not that affluent, you know, fucking.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
And working class.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yo. Yeah, that's the term working class.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
So that was a deep fucking dive into that ship.
It was real hard not to fucking pivot tell jokes.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's why I started talking.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
No, No, that was good though, But it makes a
lot of sense. That's true.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
That whole that influence, that exposure, that's a big deal.
You You worry, definitely worried about.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
The next generation because it is a big deal.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Yo, this is that's going on because their whole fucking
everything's going to be different after all this shit.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
At the end of the day, if my mom used
to say this, like, I'm good to other people because
that I'm hoping that energy. It sounds a lot better
than creole, but I'm hoping that energy comes back to
my children. So the seeds that you plant out there
or relationships that you have. Your children are going to
walk the earth long after you're gone. So what you
do now really sets that that that that domino effect,

(16:32):
that needle forward. You feel me, So really your interactions.
I'm doing this with the hopes that I'm creating the
environment that my children can when day prosper in because
the environment that I came up in, the environment i'm
in now, you know what I'm saying, People like that
had the same mentality as me, stayed in it to
make sure that I had representation, be able to come up,
come through, and maybe my kids, you know, my kids

(16:55):
might not decide to have a live in the hood,
they might not have the same feelings about the hood
that I do. But in being in areas where that's
my community, I'm ensuring that other people that have the
same ideas in me also see me and can have
the same aspirations and goals, which brings these people into
the workforce and you can have more diversity, you can
have more opportunity, we can have less people less representation

(17:18):
in the prison systems by giving people more options. Some
niggas is about that life and they got to be
able to exist too, you feel me. But we got
to give the kids that don't want to lead that
life a visual image of what you could do. And
that's what I want to do. I told you guys
when I moved out here, that's what I wanted to do.
That was a whole purpose of it.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
Right, it's a value system, like I get it.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
I guess you just have to embrace the pros and
the cons of it.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Does you moving back to the hood mean you're gonna die? No,
it's a bullshit state.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Well it's just damn man. Let's be real, right, you
come into the area, you can make the best of it,
just like you do everywhere else.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Keep in mind also that fifty worse shape by his
experienced because fifty was he was close to the death right.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
So that's a real conversation for him. And the tough
part about it too.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I think from a lot of what I've read about
how fifty talks about Jay, there's a certain love that
he has for Jay.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Oh yeah, right, yeah sure.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
And so it's like how a lot of times you'll
see a child that makes it to a certain level
and you'll hear them be like, yeah, I wish my
parent had done X, and you look at it in
reverse like, well, if your parent had done X, then
you wouldn't be where you are.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
But it's that love.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's like, yo, I wish my father had been the
doctor he wanted to be, or I wish my mother
had been the ballerina she wanted to be. And that
is this very like romanticization of it, like you know,
you want to keep it in his box. I'm sure
that he wishes Jay was still alive to enjoy this
with him. But like you said, if Jay leeves, assuming
Jay's only connection to being fifty, right, because you take

(18:50):
out the drive aspect, then that means, yeah, fifty doesn't
become fifty. But I'm sure there's part of him that's like, yeah,
I wish j was still alive. I wish Jay haway
out the hood. I'm hoping I would and found my
way through J. You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,
it doesn't work that way.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
A lot of times, A lot of times people die,
and it sounds really harsh, but like like a lot
of our great a lot of our greatest heroes were
tragically murdered, you know, Doctor King, Milchael Max, you know,
it's I can't. I don't really, I can't really explain it. Jesus,

(19:25):
they crucified. Jesus bro came out, turned water to the
wand to put fishing baskets, you know, good enough, and
they crucified at the end. Like if Jesus didn't get
a pass, you ain't you know what I mean? Like,
it's it's I I agree with you, Alex. That's why
I could definitely really tell somebody that, like, yo, you

(19:47):
need to move back when people get really like preachy,
like oh you laughing, d I do what I do
for me, you know, because I'm in space that allows
me to do it that you know, I have the
resources and the familiar reality that allows me to being it.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I just at the end of the day, though, that's
what it should be, Yo, do what you gotta do
for you, what works for you your family.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
You don't need to.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Move out the hood or go buy a big house
and anywhere else for validation for me. That shit, that's that.
That's that keeping up with the Joneses mentality. That's like, oh,
I gotta have this because you let that. I'll be
seeing as that and it's like, nah, yo, do what's
best for you.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Man. Once you figure that out, when you let that go,
it falls in place. Man. Yeah, fuck everybody else.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Keeping up with the jones Ship, because when you stop
keeping up the Joneses, you start to look around. You
see that, yo, even your neighborhood. You know they call
us the hood. There's a house in the hood that's
really nice, and now you can afford it, you know
what I mean? And you being you know, you know
where the good and bad spots are. You know what
I'm saying. It's not like the whole is fucked up.
You'd be like two or three blocks thinking you avoid

(20:47):
those blocks. They got those blocks, you know what I mean.
So I don't know, man, I don't want to like
beat to that horse this ship, but.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, that shit, we fucked that ship up already. We
slaughtered that horse, y'all chopped that motherfucker up.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Hopefully people that listen, it's something we need to think about.
We stopped shitting on each other, stop looking down at
each other, like, we need to cut that out.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Don't limit yourself like you said, like kids growing up,
they limit themselves and they don't realize they're doing it.
As an adults to Kidney, Yo, don't let me yourself
do what's right for you.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Kidsney the example, and they don't get the example just
by seeing it on TV. To get the example by
seeing it in real.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Life and real life, yeah hell, I mean.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
And we're not there to give them the example. We're
not not to say they have to be in their lives.
But if you're not even fucking around to be seen,
then you won't be seen. So oh, what else is
going on with you guys? Though?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes, later, I can't do that enough. Oh this was
going on fresh? Oh some burgers fresh off the grill?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
That was good? What kind of what kind of what
kind of burgament you got?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
No, it's just some grown beef. It's like the slightest.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Okay, yeah, should that should be good?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Kill those when this is over.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Early too.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, what going on is nothing but work man. This
is never ending, yo.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
This ship got extended to a fucking with June or
some ship. Yeah, they're trying to open the beaches up.
I don't see that shit happening. I mean, people are
just gonna be at the beaches, but you think they're
gonna have lifeguards there if the beaches are closed?

Speaker 6 (22:27):
If anything?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh, that's when they usually come.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Right, But what if the beaches are closed is swim
at your own risk?

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Right at this point? Yeah, yeah, right now, somebody they don't.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Want you at the beach, So why are they gonna
put lifeguards there? Well, might have an emergency crew, you know,
just in case.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
But if they be open the beaches and then they
want you at the beaches because they need the revenue, That's.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
What I'm saying, Like the same way they're saying you're
not supposed to be in the parks, You're not supposed
to be anywhere, but people are there, right, people are
gonna be at the beaches. If the government is saying
the beaches are closed, you're.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Not supposed to be there.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Obviously, it's gonna be hard for them to enforce thousands
of people gathering showing up at the beach.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
What happens with the water.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Nobody gonna make your own risk.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
What you got to keep in mind, too, is that
some of the states, by opening, are going to encourage
some of the other states to open to you know what,
I'm saying, that revenue piece is big, and I'm going
I'm not going to open, but the state next to
me is opening everybody in my state of that state.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Legit, what are you doing? All right? Cool? Stay closed,
don't worry about it.

Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah, you got to open up a little bit.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
You might still have you know, lifeguards to patrol and
ship like that, but that whole like, it's human nature,
the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
You know, we're gonna shut down the whole beach. This
niggas crushing his slider. Yo, we on.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Video, still be here recorder video, that's I know. Yeah,
you were saying.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
To mute my might. That's why part of me.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
Lit smacking.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Still that is that is that Alco?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
No good old fashioned American burger on the grill?

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Okay, but yeah, that's that's it.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
I mean, I think they said New York State, at
least New York City and Long Island really is not
looking at anything until June fifteenth.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, we're gonna be the last ones to open because
they're gonna do like soft openings throughout the state.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, okay, we shall see. I'm fed up, man, you
fed up?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
I heard that just because I feel like nobody's coming
up with any answers all I wanted.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
The only answer I want is the.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
How how is it being transmitted? That's it, yo, because
all this masks, not wearing masks, the mask not making
big deal. I'm like, fun all this ship.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, and the one we ain't get some more fed
up people that Yeah, because I know I've been exposed
to people that had it.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Like I worked with there was a couple of guys
that got it in my job. They're back to work.
They got it.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I was exposing them before, you know.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Luckfully, Luckily, thankfully, I never had any symptoms or anything
like that.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
But like, I'm.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Ready to see the next step of what's to come
because this freeze everything.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
This pause, this this pause is going on for a
long time. Yeah, I'm ready for the next level.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
There's no leg just second wave. That's what people are
scared of it. They might be a second wave, like
because things don't seem so dire. Once we get back
to normal living, people are going to completely forget about
all this precautionary ship and then that's when the second
wave is going to hit.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
People got to take it into their own like account,
like if they're saying if they're saying you have a
week commune system, like that's the ship too. Like nobody's
saying that, Yo, what what can we do to bust
to boost our immunes system. Nobody's saying, like what tips
can you can you do to be healthy? It's just
pubbing your mask and wash your hands.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Get a plant based, whole foods diet. Yo.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Take your vitamins. Yo, yeah, yo, I heard yo.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I heard Joe Rogan. I heard a Joe Rogan podcast.
He had a doctor, doctor Ronda Patrick's. She said ninety
six of COVID deaths, the patients were vitamin D uh
insufficient vitamin D.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Vitamin D.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Yo, you know what you know you're not get vitamin D.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Nigga being outside, being outside and they're telling you to
stay inside and to cover up.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Why I've been running every other day since it is.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
To save ill take a vitamin D, like, tell us
more things to boost our immune system. If I could
take a vitamin or supplement or something that's going to
help me out to fight this.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
So I saw I'm healthier to fight this because.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
They're saying they're killing it's killing people who are who
got weak immune systems already. Yo.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
To speak on that, you know, I mean, I mean
I bought the at fork over knives, and I bought
the China study, which is like a book on the
whole whole foods plant based diet. And it's hard, right,
It's it's it's really difficult. I'm only at like thirty
six hours of being able to like release not eat
something off off the like the that isn't like raw

(27:13):
or you know, whole foods nonprocessed. But that's what they say, bro.
Like Joe Rogan when he had that scientist so and
I was talking about youth and this kind of third
he's when they asked him, Yo, how do you do this?
He said, Yo, you gotta eat bright red vegetables. You
know what I said. You gotta avoid meats. You know,
he doesn't eat no meats. He said he eats fish
because he can't not do without it. But he said

(27:34):
himself does not to eat it. There's a there studies
out that said we consume way too much protein. You
know what I'm saying. There's our diets are fucked up, bro,
and a lot of the things that are killing us
are reflection of the foods that we're eating.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Well, I mean that's an American thing though, our first world.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yes, because Alas say.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, I just had I'm about to kill three sliders.
I don't know. I'm talking shit. That's why I need
the vitamins.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I tell you the vie. You know, it's funny because culturally,
we don't eat burgers culturally like we eat rice and beans.
We eat whole foods culturally like rice beans.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
You know, even if we were eating meat, we would
get in there right out side, like you saw.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
I saw the chicken the morning. I ate it right.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
My cousin. My cousin was saying that she put me
onto the Uh. Remember they have the chicken farms where
you can go by like live chicken farms. There was
one queens. There's one of a couple of queen. I
think it's a couple of Brooklyn too. I'm gonna entertain
that when I want to have meat. Because everybody's at
home right now. Nobody's doing no inspections on the USDA meat.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh no, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
You know what I'm saying. No, no, no, I'm talking
about meat that per Due ship that's in the factories.
Everybody's at home. Who's inspecting this ship? You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
And even if you have some pushing it up.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Sound, everybody's on limited schedules. These were these government employees
are probably over work to begin with. Now they don't
limit their schedules. Who really like testing? We got a
guy named Trump in office who can be bought and
sold that. We know you feel me. So now I
want to see my meat. I'm going to a local
Halis spot where the bird is alive, and they'll kill
a few right there. They'll they'll bleed it out for you,

(29:16):
and then they cut it up in pieces and give
you a fucking package of meat. That's how my mom
used to do when we was growing up. She never
she didn't do the supermarket package me. Like, you know,
they hate you people that all the time, Like they
don't go to the they get it like it's.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
The front of the spot and you see the chickens
running around.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Like which one you want? Let me get that. And
because of the COVID, these places are gonna have to
be cleaned up. Yeah, I'll be able to operate the same.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Shut down right now. There's gonna be a hard resept
for that.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I don't think. I don't know. They can't do nothing
with those birds. I don't think they shut down.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
But once they get rid of that, oh, I don't
know gonna start speculating and ship about the industry.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I have no fucking idea about it.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
But I can I know that the government is talking
about changing rules. I know, right staurants. I went to
a restaurant the other day and they were like they
had to get rid of some of their specialized drinks
because the border, the border of food, the food, the
border of hygiene mental. Uh, the people that handle the
food in New York City, they're they're requiring you now
to send them ingredients for all the things that you do,

(30:19):
for all the stuff that you have on your menu.
And this this business owner couldn't like the ingredients that
she had. It was the It was like a homemade
special drink, and she didn't have all the detail.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
They said, when you're going to submarine. So they spoiled
the Titanic and end up at the Kobe Bryant game.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Oh no, too soon. We just lost the volume ship. Yo.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
What the.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Fucked it up? Yo? Why did that? You know? I
think I want to show you this video. Hold on, Yeah,
it's a video of somebody at that. Yeah. There was

(31:18):
memes and jokes for days.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
They show motherfuckers the only motherfucker that's gonna save them
is this guy.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
And they showed.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Vin Diesel driving out of a plane into the ocean.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Son, I lost my mind, bro. That's one thing about
the n SEO.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
We grew up in the era of the Internet, and
motherfucker is heartless. And I'm here for all the dark jokes.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yo. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
It's fucked up. It's not right. People died, but I'm
a laugh man. I'm sorry, yo. Motherfuckers are the Xbox
controller that controlled the fucking submarine. Motherfuckers is on Amazon
dot Com right now, giving it one star reviews, saying
I'm lost in the ocean because of his motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yo. People are cruel and funny as fuck. Son, I
see that, yo, motherfucker. We talked about the Celine Dion record.
People don't give a fuck, Yo.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
This ship is fucking This ship is affected like a
title wave of fucking content because of this ship.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
And I'm here for all of it. Yo.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I want to see the south Park episode. I haven't
watched south Park in twenty years. They gotta have an
episode about this ship. Simpsons got one. Well, Simpsons predicted
it happening. Yeah, they predicted everything they've been predicting shit
since like fucking why two k.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, that's a fact in the Simpsons world. His actually
the matrix matrix.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
It's giving us a fucking simulation based off the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
That's it. There's a Homer Simpson out there right now.
He's writing our lives. He's in the writer's room for us.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Hey, you know, the fucking submarine went missing a bunch
of billionaires, so everybody won't feel bad, yo.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
You for you to be on that motherfucker suby nose
too many nose, Yo, That's why I couldn't do it. Yo.
Might as well had duct tape on the bait.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
That's why I'm here. I'm here for the jokes, the
duct take holding up the acrylic glass jokes. My wife
was mad at me for all the jokes and the
ship I've been laughing about. But I'm just like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
But go ahead and laugh, yo, And this episode this
go ahead to walk away from it, you know what
I'm Yeah, this is the part where if you got
hurt feeling, you're gonna get but hurt. Yo. I apologize early,
but Bro, that's that would ensue the second I would
have heard the first cooking the flash, I'd have been
mad at myself, like how did I get here? That's
like when you get on some ship and you in
a situation and you just stopped playing.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
It back only opens from the outside after seventeen boats
gotta get drilled into the fucking hull.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
I'm not going in that ship. Yo.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I'm not gonna go in a fucking coughing and hear
that ship get drilled shut.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, it's not happening, No fucking way.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Again, I said, I went skydiving. I understand the risk.
And because my wife's been thing was like, yo, you
think this shit is funny? Like how would you feel
if you died in a fuck up way and everybody's
laughing at you? And I told her, I was like, Yo,
if I die skydiving, I gotta accept everything that came
with that. So if a motherfucker want to make fun
of me bouncing off the earth, then I deserve it
because I put myself in that situation.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
But I do everything I can to avoid it. Yeah.
I think one of the worst ways it dies slip
and fall in shower. That gotta be that's like top eight,
you know what I mean? Vulnerable anything vulnerable anything in
the show.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I've always said, dying in the shower and in the bathroom,
like shitting or showering or fucking. Those gotta be the
three worst ways because you're your most vulnerable.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
That news poured ass cheeks out. Geez, but this is
this is horrible, man. I would imagine as soon as
they steal that hatch, motherfucker started freaking out. I would say,
I think there was a mutiny and submarine. He had
to have like calm them down a little bit because,
like you said, yeah, the effect of just something ceiling,

(35:02):
especially for the nineteen years, terrifying, you know what I mean.
He's looking at his pops like, yo, are you sure? Yeah,
it's up that she's gonna be like a movie in
a couple of years. They're gonna make the movie before
the end of the year. They she's gonna be fire too,
or you're gonna watch it.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
You gotta watch him running up like Tiger King, like
y'all did. I never watched Tiger King, so fuck y'all
everybody that watched Tiger King, y'all can't make fun of.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Me for laughing at this ship. Tiger was good. Fuck
Tiger King. You know he got pictures of it, like
is Hester in jail. He got twenty one years. You
know what's that long time taxtone? He came back and
gave him like thirty one everyone thirty five over that
charge over Detroit Detroit as ship. Yeah, oh ship, you

(35:47):
got a body on that.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
That's what happens. But this guy shout up the club recklessly. Yeah,
Greg Garter, he was walling out. It was it was
the guard. I think it was OBEs. It was I
thought it was a guarded urban plaza. It was one
of those ervan plaza and plaza.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
It wasn't. It wasn't the guard. The guard.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
You know, they would have hung them right there, yo,
fuck that they would have been after the show special.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
This guy would have gone to jail if he didn't die.
Who the CEO not?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
If they make it back out alive, it was still
going to they would have right. They would have racked
that shit up as a tax ride off for filled mission.
You signed up for this. No, no, no, the waivers.
The family can't sue the company, but it has. It
didn't pass any of the safety I bet you. The
families can't sue the company. Family's gonna are going to
fucking swallow this company.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Hole. I bet well, this family, this company's definitely out
of business. It's done.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I don't think the family's getting any money. This is
a vacation for them to fifty. This is a vacation
for them.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Two fifty at that what that's all That's a that's
all inclusive for me.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Right, that was there. That was their version. That was
their version of all inclusive, fucking vacation.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Bro at nineteen. There's so many things you could have
taken that nineteen year old to do besides go see
the fucking Titanic.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Nineteen.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Come on, dog, it took him to fucking Starlets. He
would have had a great time. He would have a
better memory, you.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Know what I mean. Fly his ass out, Alan some shit.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
This story about I took a fucking twenty year old
to Starlet's hopefully not recently, never mind expressed five.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Should use a tope or producers.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
It was a fun night. We had a good time. Okay,
it was it was somebody. It was a friend of
mine son who was twenty oh celebrating, all right. I
didn't say I don't think I said it on the podcast,
But it was a good time. No, I don't think
it is, but I would have taken a nineteen year old. Yo,
let's see some titties. Fuck the Titanic, Yo, nineteen, There's
so many cooler things. But I bet you didn't want

(37:47):
to see it. He was like, oh, you know what
his Fallow's day. Oh, you just want to spend time
with your dad. I thought the second half he was
gonna laugh. Man, we can laugh. This ship goofy is
having It's not it's not his father. His father was So.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
You know what I mean. It's a tragedy, a tragic accident,
but damn you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
You got submarine bo in the internet era, Yo, I've
fully embraced it once.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I knew it was over when Chris beIN Wa killed
his whole family and committed suicide, and motherfuckers was making
jokes online that night.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
I said, the Internet don't give.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
A fuck about nobody, ruthless nobody, you know what I mean,
not us, ruthless, ruthless.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
This ship. They've been going kind of crazy with this.
They like you talk of the town, the memes and
the comedy that top.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
I haven't seen memes like this in a long time.
It's been a minute it revived. It's been like it's
been since COVID because COVID brought everybody down. This whole
fucking recession that's about to happen, like the cusp of it,
every inflation. Nobody want to laugh. This is fucking common,
you know what though, because they're kind of like the
laughing stock of the world. Yeah, so like everywhere the

(39:08):
family goes and now on, it's gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Your archibody knows them like that. They're not public figures.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Billionaire're not.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
No, I wouldn't know a billionaire walking down the street.
There's billionaires walking in Manhattan. Not but the people they
associate with the people that they are and they're in
a circle. Yeah, they gotta well, but they empathize. They
empathize for them. I don't think they laughing at them
like that because they could be in that situation too.
This extreme extreme excursions, there's a demo for it and
it's them.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
And they've all.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Gone fucking skiing down the Alps when they weren't supposed to.
They all hunted animals they're not supposed to. Like, they've
done some wild shit too. I'm still going to be
people are empathized.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
But these aren't like good Christian good, Muslim good, whatever
you consider it being good people. I mean not gonna
say that they're awful people. But you know, we've seen
the billionaire TV shows. These are these motherfuckers is awful
to each other because billionaire games. It's all ego. They
try to one off each other. And you watch Succession, No,

(40:06):
I seen a couple of episodes. I haven't watched it.
I heard its great and they just wrapped up the series. Yeah, probably,
I probably might binge it. That's good, that's good, that's
not bad. Four seasons and it ended it where they
wanted to end it too, like from the run. That's
great when they get to decide how they want to
end it. It's not rushed or it's not cut short.
That's perfect. It's long though its four seasons.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
No, no, No, the episode're like twenty two episodes a season
or something like it's HBO wat ten episodes. Yeah, HBO
takes that full fucking hour, but they stretch it out.
They do a lot of character development. That's why I
like that ship. I watched whatever, so I thought I
saw a season. I think I saw I think I
saw it and I was just like, this is billionaire shit.
I'm not interested because I can't relate. But I heard
it's really great, so I'll give it. I'll give it

(40:48):
at least two seasons.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Well, here's what I would say, right, I think you
would find it's forget the money part. It's the family
part because they the father, the person who who's like
gonna leave the money behind, he's playing these games with
his kids, the kids, who gets the most right right,
And it's like from that, that's really what it's about,

(41:10):
like the games being played with them like that. The
money is in the back manipulation ship. I heard is
that it's Billions.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
I heard is really good too that when I started
watching that one, I was more into.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
But that was like a Showtime thing. I didn't. I
don't some Billions excellent. Those guys, uh those those both
of them. Billions. I saw like half a season one.
It was. It's pretty decent. I couldn't say into it though,
I think, what is it on HBO?

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Billions? I think it's on Showtime and Succession is on HBO.
It's too much. It's one of it's too much. I'm
gonna watch Succession because I got access to it.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
It's too many streaming apps. I can't.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
You know it's about to be cable, you know, listen,
it's about to be cody again.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yo, that's a fun don't break the lag. Make sure
you're using that continued guests not to should views of
its hosts or producers. Don't using fucking what was he
think of these double triple A batteries though?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Like, not you paying a quarter of a million dollars,
you better have the iPad or some fucking eight hundred
dollars device hooked up to this ship.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yo. That's the scam of it all. You know how
your kids make like make like a toy submarine with
rolls of holet paper. This is literally what This is
a grun up version of that.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
But the shit he said he was getting shit at
fucking garden house or some ship and lows the sun.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
I don't want to hear that ship. Yo. Lie to me.
They didn't.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I'm already spending all this money. Lie, Just lie to
my face. I'm already putting myself in a wild situation.
Just lie to me, and fucking other people did it though,
maybe that's what was the like, Oh okay, now that
we had successful run them.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
I don't think that company did it. Other people have
done it. Boy, you don't think they there's like some
private ship.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
I mean, there's other private companies that have the capabilities
to go down there.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
So you think this was their first run? I think so.
If this is that and that machine and that craft,
you're kind of wow to bring your kid on the
first run of this. I don't know. Nah, that's kind
o D. That's why everything about this is o D.
When you bring your kid space and when he's eleven
years old by nineteen, you got.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Like Gary yo, I would never like, that's the future, right,
that's like confirmed there's gonna be space tourism. They're already
like working on that. They're building the foundation for that.
I will never go on a space cruise. My grandkids
will probably do that shit well, and they could enjoy
it if they want to go, but I'm sure they're
gonna understand the dangers of going into space.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Socialized though, you wouldn't do that nouse. Commercializing is regulated,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
My grandma, she didn't get on a plane. I don't
Maybe I'm making shu up. She didn't get on a
plane until like my sister was born and she had
to come to New York.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
So maybe if it's a situation like that, if I
got to see my grandkids in space, you know what
I'm saying, maybe I would go. But I don't want
to go on a ship no more. I want to
go on a space cruise.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
How are you the same person that jumped out of
a plane at eighteen that doesn't want to go into space.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I was eighteen and I had no kids, I had
no girl at the time.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I had none to lose. I had and that was
a free My sister pay for that.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Okay, that was a gift because she did it, and
she said it was an amazing experience.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
You should do it. I said, I'm broke. I'm eighteen.
I broke. She said, I'll get a few for your birthday.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
So it was a late birthday gift shout out to Yeah,
of course, where is it at.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
All?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Something I'll never I'll never forget. And I told my son,
my youngest, my oldest, not interested in this ship. I said,
if that's something you want to do when you're eighteen,
I'll take you. We do it together. I'll go with
you and again, that's tried and true. We go to
a reputable fucking place where you with professionals that do
it five times a day. Like, I'm not jumping out

(45:04):
the plane on myself and pulling the string.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
I'm attached to somebody. I just got to show up.
I just got to show up.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah, So I would do it. I'll do it again.
But all that other ship like I'm on fashion, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I don't. This is this is all new to me.
That's what it is. This is all new to me.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
This is I'm not a big fan of drastic changes.
So maybe my grant. By the time my grandkids, like
you said, it's be commercialized, they're gonna see commercials to
go to Disney Space since they're fucking six years old.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
I would do space. I'm not interested in seeing Titanic.
I don't want to see the bottom of you keep that.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Yeah, I feel like the ocean's been there for a
billion years. I don't I don't care.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Going just I don't even want to go out in
the space space. I just want to hit the troposphere,
come back down right past the atmosphere. That's it. Unless
you can give me like Star Trek level protection with
shields and deflect the shields and trans deep space deep space.
Other than now, I'm staying my happy ass on this planet.

(46:05):
I want to go fucking hyper speed all at if.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
If they can invent that before the hyper speed frightning back,
you will go listen. I need want to just hyper speed.
I need a shield like you know it can't be
controlled by the dreamcast, right, skinny batteries, a force field.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
With the skinny batteries. That motherfucker got balls yo, and
then yo, the skinny like when but when he pulls
the remote out and he's got these bullshit ass TVs,
imagine skinny.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Batteries gonna die in fucking eight hours. Them just don't
last triple a battery. He had an other set. I
don't know what the fuck he had. He probably planned
on throwing them in the refrigerator to keep them just cold.
That's how he planned the way he was running this ship.
He probably had that ship ready to recharge. He probably
had old batteries in the fridge, he said, Yo. They

(46:55):
probably had cold cuts for lunch. He said, what they're eating?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
What was that meal? Plan?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
For eight days each other? They lucky they did die.
It's cooking instant, instant.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Anything else. That's the only saving grace. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
You're getting your ass to the air run out and
then you gotta suffocate or are you starving to death?
You're gonna starve in eight days, You're gonna be miserable.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
The darkness part was like fake lighting is like movie
theater lighting. I think the lighting would be sucked up
if you if you had a malfunction. The power is
one of the first things that goes right because you
want to re re retarget or readdistribute power to all
like life support and ship.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
So they extended as much as possible for this is crazy.
It was a big distract got home depot.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
They approved fucking chicken, fake chicken to sell to sell us.
The FDA approved bio engineered chicken. Oh yeah, the market,
that's another distraction. That's what I'm saying. This distracted us
from that fish. Anyway, Now you're gonna have fake chicken
and fake fish on your space crew.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
Just sh it might be good, you know, you know,
it might slack.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
It might be I mean maybe, and we're hunger. Who
the fuck knows. Maybe you'll turn everybody. Maybe you'll turn
everybody into mutans and give us cancer. It's not gonna
have it, though it'd be nice. The bread that they
feed us now is fucking cancers. Listen with that bread.
The bread that they were, the bread that they had
in the forties and fifties, is not the same bread.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
That we get today. They were making their own bread
back then. So what I'm saying that won of the
bird practice to be by my crib and ship the
days is over. Yeah, that's why cook your own.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Ship twelve twenty two fucking feet. Bro, there's no fucking
way I'm getting off of your son.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
That's what yo.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
That Yeah, this is gonna be your home shin this nigga. Yo,
I'm gonna be like days. That's like in the hooch.
I don't think it's gonna be out there for eight days.
I think it's eight. It takes eight days the total trip.
It's an eight day voyage. So right, so the voyage
is wherever they're starting pointing to the two because they
had to detach from the main ship right right and then,

(49:00):
but they only spending because that small shit's not staying
under the water for no fucking ain't days like that
she was gonna do like five hours, five hours looking
at the Titanic. So the back and forth gotta be
a motherfucker. They gotta take the times sending in us
sending the same way. You gotta go down slow, you
gotta go up just to slow because he ain't no food.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
So I can't imagine him trying to be there more
than like twelve twelve hours. You know what I mean?
You sucking up a twelve hours day, a half a day.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Why would you even want to see the fucking Titanic? Like,
what is the allures?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
The appeal? Overrated? Overrated? Give me it's.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Great, yo, it's great that they memory that they fucking
forced everybody to learn that in history. All right, a
ship fucking sank. They didn't listen. It was instructible.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Yep. Great Nigga told him my ice was coming. He
ain't want to turn around.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
But people people want to see that shit like it's
an urban like if it was Atlantis, like if it's
an urban legend.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
And I'm like, no, it happened. I believe that it happened.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
I don't need to see it for proof, like the
moon landing. Yeah, he should have did it. He that
should that would have been a better scam. I wish
I would have heard that news that he was scamming people,
tricking them to that they were seeing the Titanic. But
then in the fucking submarine, in the twenty foot bag,
just going around in circles, and the fucking video monitor

(50:17):
is feeding them fucking fake images. If he's controlling it
with the Xbox controllers, drive that bitch, take it all
the way around and they can't get out. Cover the
hole with a fake fucking screen. Then put the video
monitors looking at it. Look at this, Oh my god,
have some fake fucking obstacles or it bangs and jiggles
a little bit every now and then.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Some VR glasses on them that.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
I'll see the Titanic like that gave me the Oculus
with the VR Titanic mission. I'm out, I'm out. I'll
see it that way from the comfort of my fucking recliner.
When the pressure gets too high, you can fake choke
me out. When I got the belt, when I got
the belt around my neck. That's it called that auto affiliation,
isn't that? How what's his name?

Speaker 6 (51:02):
That?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
When people die like that? That's a heavy kink.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I thought about trying that, but then I'm like, let
me chill because I take shit too far all the time.
Catch myself whacking off with a belt around my neck.
It gotta be a crazy feeling. I've thought about it,
but it's like I can't. I know myself, I'll take
it too far. I don't like doing things that remind
me of slavery. Oh okay, I didn't think of that,

(51:27):
and it's sexual form when I'm in my vulnerable sexual
position whacking off and then pulling it with both fans
too much. I thought about it, but yeah, like I said,
I know me and I always push it.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I learned. I learned at a young age.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Don't push yourself because you little fucking don't push yourself
too far because you will take it too far. And
I never want to the consequences. I never wanted to
be made fun of on the internet.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yo. You're how they found this motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Bus just asking the shot with choking himself while he
was jerking off. Will cover up, Yo, that's not gonna
be immortalized. Fuck congratulations and finally get to meet me
one that I'm there trying to bust them up.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Facebook page leaving a heartfelt message. I can't get I
can't get mad if they make fun of me. My
kids can't get mad. Yo, you gotta eat that son.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Somebody your Facebook page right making a heartfelt message, body
replying like is this your guy to be? You like?
Tied up? Like fucked up? Man, it's horrible sign people
will find your Mork picture. Put it out like, come on,
I'll be up. That ship is horrible, but I don't know.

(52:46):
I don't feel bad. That's terrible. The families, the families
just sucks. Is terrible. And you know, everybody outside of
the CEO, I have to say, they didn't really know
they got scam.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
They got scam. They got scam. Scammer is gonna scam
at every level is the only one. I really wagging
my finger out from the motherfucker playing fucking queens in
the subway? What was that shit called the fucking the
three car MONTI ship. Yeah, that shit was prevalent when
I was taking a subway as a kid. I remember
watching that. Yeah, I just watch I'm gonna take my
money if I was scammers scammers at every level from

(53:19):
there to billionaires. These are billionaire games. Fuck that, yo,
have you showed me a game with people losing their money.
I'm trying, just not gonna want to play that game. Yeah,
I'm not a gambler like that either. The only time
they get me in the casinos because I know i'malna
get like two drinks out of here. Yeah, my cat,
My cat beat like a hard seventy five dollars.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Oh you you high roller n.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Seventy five on the table after like my two After
my two drinks, I walk away up or down.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
You don't get more drinks after that. Yeah, but I'm nice,
So I'm good. Okay, Okay, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
I don't want to keep gambling just for yeah twenty
one easy simple, take my time. Sometimes I be up.
Sometimes I walk away with two hundred three hundred. Sometimes
I walk away with fifty twenty five. Okay, two drinks,
two drinks. Take a drink is done. After my finish
my second drink, thank you. I'm wrapping my shit up
close my ship.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I'm out. I'm nice.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I'm feeling nice. I take a walk on the boardwalk
or some shit hang out. I'm not the gambling. I'm
not gonna be sitting fucking playing cards all night. Hey,
I try that usually got a hit in them out
two drinks.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
That's like a good like twenty half hour, twenty minutes
for a half hour. If I put it like pregaming
in the slot and I went seventy five cent, I'm
cashing out. That's it. I think I got a picture.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
When I was in Vegas last summer with my mom's
I think she bet like one hundred dollars. She put
like a hundred in like the fucking the booth machine.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
She was up. She was up like two racks. I say, yo,
let's go. No, No, I'm winning.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I'm winning.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I said, all right, I leave her alone because I'm
fucking I'm not. The problem came back. She had nothing,
bro she catched out. She was like forty nine cents
the voucher. I was sick for yo.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
She was like, she was like I was gonna buy
a new refrigerator. She was already playing it on to
bar Yeah two about what, Yeah, I don't understand that
ship son, Oh the flippers. Wow.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
When I'm up, I'm out out. I wouldn't even make
it two thousands. I would have been one hundred. I'm
five hundred. I'm out five hundred. I'm out, I'm telling that.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Yeah, I'm on all yo.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
So it is about your taking pictures of the voucher.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yeah, i'd been.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Like twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
YEA flipped this ship that shouldn't be on the grab
all that I've never been making two thousands, she said
forty nine cents.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
I said, Ma, what happened? And I think I had
to pull off the machine too. I was like, yo,
just gosh out. You didn't even got a dollar no more.
That's it's over.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
It's over.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
You can't even you can't even full screen the fucking
bet because that's what she was doing. She was betting
like fifty a clip. She was being like twenty or
fifty dollars a clip. Every time I said, yo, ma,
we got to go back. You can't even bet no more.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Two thousand, she was up. I hit the button, ran
with banging.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Take the take off like ah, I could have got turned.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
She would start making it right now. You got too.
That's wild to me, said gets you. Every time some
people gamble, they like gambling like the energy. I don't know,
not me, like just slow and steady. I got a
bade because she looked at it. Like fuck it.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
If I didn't cash out, it was number my money,
so still playing with it.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
She just lost the hunting gamblesset.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
She didn't, she didn't lose whatever the two three she
was up, she lost one hundred.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Okay, all right, so good, that's good. That's a good mindset.
My man would be like when he when he played lotto.
He's like bankings closed today. I ain't with I played
the numbers Man every Friday. I can't do it either.
Once on blue I play a lot of one in
the blue. Once like that mega hits like over two fifty,
then I start iron it a billion.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
A couple of times those I played play play those. Yeah,
those that's automatic. Like I said, anything over too fifty,
I'll put twenty dollars in you never know, never know.
But nah, I can't deal with like the windfall every
day ship. Yeah, it's too much to keep track of.
I'd rather just say there's too much gambling. Put that
away because you're doing that ship every day. You're not

(57:31):
winning as much as you're spending. Nah, even if you
win the eight hundred here a thousand there, like you
spending like ten g's.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
A year better off putting that ship in like a
CD that but a longlike these guys.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
They gambled, they paid, They did a hell of a
gamble gamble quarter million dollar gamble, crapped out.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I'm telling you, if I'm the family, anybody from that
CEO's families on site, don't even come back this country
your dad hit. Where were they like stationed out of
like what's their I don't know, some Scandinavian country, that's
what they worked out of them And I can tell you.
Let me tell you this ship. If this ship, when
it didn't explode implode like it did, what do even

(58:15):
make news? They made news as soon as they fucking disappeared,
That's what I'm saying. If it didn't, that didn't happen,
it would just have been a regular trip. Oh yeah,
oh they weren't billionaires. Yeah, nobody would give a fuck.
Everybody was saying that too, like oh, like assholes. But
you know, you get hit with a bill after something
like this. You mean they when they have to do
like these major uh like search and rescue ships, sometimes

(58:38):
the municipality will hit you with a bill for that.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Really, Oh they fucked that company's finished. They're gonna be
able to pay it. It's not like an old d
amount like you paying for the old time. Even if
they pay it, they're not nobody's gonna fucking ever go
on any of their tours. Oh that's done, they done.
They fucking out of here. You'd be a fool.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Yeah, fuck that, yo, you'd be a fool do that
at this point, like your life masurans get revoked.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
That's like when people going, well, I'm not even talked
about that, I'll be on that ship.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
What talk about like the planes and ship?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
When planes crash, you'd be like, nah, I'm not fucking
with the airline for a little. Planes crash often often,
but enough time. When when Delta crashed like in the nineties,
they took a big hit too. Nobody was flying Delta
for a minute. I don't blame them, that's why. That's
what I'm saying. So and that was like a major
international fucking corporation. So this fucking company, I tell you,

(59:35):
one failure, a big failure like this, this is over
for them.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I'm never flying Malaysia. Oh no, they still didn't find
that plane. Never flying Malaysia. That ship was a fucking
movie too. If I can't get in an American Airline,
and I mean that by brand and by tier. So
that goes to this country, I'll either drive there or
chart on my own. What was the ship we got
on when we went to Columbia? Something something that we

(01:00:02):
caught from. Now, the plane that we called into Colombia
was a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Because we flew into Bogatar, then we had to fly
into Median It was jeb Blue. Some went from Jet
Blue and then we did them one of their Like,
that'll be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
The only way I could do it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Ship like that, even small small like yeah, but I'm
saying like small. That was like an hour flight to
get from Bogatar to the Median And you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Know, for your for you to fly for a country
to have planes that fly.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Yo with your boy Rick Bell And when I want
to hear some real ship, I listened to Conceiding Nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
They keep it one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Oh yeah, A couple of nobodies you should fucking listen to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
I just got the forty y'all might let it bang
on them. I might rint my heart out on my
pain on them. I might want to shine Copp a
couple of chains on him. I might want to stunt
and pull up in that rank half a pint away,

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