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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yo with your boy Rick Bell. And when I want
to hear some real ship, I listened to Conceding Nobody.
They keeping one hundred.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh yeah, A couple of nobodies you should fucking listen to.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I just got the forty y'all might let it bang
on him. I might rip my heart out on my
pain on him. I might want to shine copper a
couple chas on him. I might want to stun and
pull up in that rings over.

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Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yo with your boy Rick Bell? And when I want
to hear some real ship, I listened to Conceding Nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
They keeping one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh yeah, A couple of nobody's you should fucking listen to.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I just got the forty y'all might let it bang
on him. I might rint my heart out pat on
my pain on him. I might want to shine copp
a couple of chains on him. I might want to
stun and pull up in that rings over.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I was getting ready. No, I'm not keeping the town.
Coming outside.

Speaker 6 (01:34):
Hurry up, hurry up, were downstairs, bring your ass she
got a little.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Bop to it.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Hurry on.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
We outside, look and drop the baby off.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Waking in the way and in the week either gets
the head or gets you.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Drop the baby off to go out.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Got that baby off, girl with your grandmom on them
the baby daddy him to discus.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
That talking baby.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
You know he's not working this weekend. Shout to all
the single fathers out there. You wanna say I'm finding
it now, I'm lying. I ain't finding ship dad. Girl,
they outside this summer and.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Assassin, give your baby. Mom's the weekend off, BB.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
And my phone finnom crash down the dad.

Speaker 8 (02:30):
Bitch.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
My bitch is bad. Oh it's gonna seeing nobody't macan
red won day. This is callie that girl.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
If you are rich, put your middle finger in the
If you are bad, bitch, he's still gonna eat the
Kiki with the hair. She fucking with me, She fucking
with She ain't Georgia Georgia.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Hey, nigga growing one of us shoes twenty five. It's
a trouble a stay away from that. Say the list
niggas outside.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
We don't get on fus because twenty twenty five of
rich niggas is us.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
That's a fact. You could say, I'm looking for sugar Mama,
maybe a sugar cup. Sugar CUPI yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Man, one of my favorite movies. Yo, boo, the first boo.
That's what what?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yeah? Shout Cali, Cali, that girl Atlanta. Shout to all
the ladies out there.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
It's hard at working in jerking.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, you know what it is now y'all can look
at me. Ship come find me if you are head
tied and buy and come find me. You know what
I mean. Congratulations you finally get to meet me. Wonder
what up?

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Don't call me, I'm married, he's married. Call me though.
I'm out here, hot boy. I'm living vicariously through you, right.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Amy. Shoot, it's like a sniper, like a dual sniper.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
I'd be like four hundred yards to the left, two
clicks left.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
You know.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
It's the bizarre land of being Polly Is.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I also encourage my partners to be out there thought
and buy all right, that's good and be like yo, yo,
get out to put that pussy outside.

Speaker 6 (04:39):
So I don't want that ship well fucking uh, what's
that ship with all stiff when I see you?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I want that ship warmed up, loose.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
I want a full court game out that ship, yo, man,
I want that shit stretched out.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Be supportive.

Speaker 9 (04:59):
Man.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I drop a girl shuts that ship out, I drop
a chick off to a tick appointment, like, don't worry
about I got you to.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah. Sometimes sometimes if I'm still around in the area,
you know what I mean, might be able to get
to some second disease after that, you know what I mean,
You never know that ship.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
That reminds me of a new website I found.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Big shout to rad shut Up with the wifey dot
com on the podcast.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
I Put You Onto Porn. That's that was like first
I was excited to when I heard about it. I
heard about this on like one of the lifestyle podcasts
that were listening to. Yeah, it's just a great use
of the name wifey wifeye dot com. It's a website
dedicated to a hot hot wife porn.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I love the fact that if you found wives getting
fucked by strandom wearingdom black guys, and your first thought
was me like, oh.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
Yeah, I said, I gotta put this is perfect for him.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah yeah, shemate.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
It's amateur hot wives getting fucked by by porn stars.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
If you got kids in the car concept right, good
for them. I have to make this episode explicit, you know.
I like them do the whole full setup. So so's
they take the real couple. They do like a little
interview with them where you're seeing that couples on paramount,
A couple therapy, A couple of therapy, A couples couple therapy.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
No, not either one. Neither one I've seen. Let me
pull that up for you.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
A couple of therapy was like I've seen like clips
on TikTok. I think they get like real fucking it's
real deep into like their personal business. You feeling terrible?
Why because I relate to some of the things I
hear that ship. But I'm like, god, damn, this is rough.

Speaker 9 (06:41):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Times you just want to scream.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Sometimes I like to look at people make fools in themselves.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Hey, I know, it's nice knowing other people go through
It makes me feel a little better.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Right, Like, how crazy this motherfucker is so this These
two right here my favorite.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
That's why I was like the big is Joe Budden
fan for the longest because I'm like, he knows he
rapped about the ship.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
I'm going through these two right here from the first
season and have a choice. She was wolent, she was
spazing on them.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
You know, he doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
He does wild.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
It's like he tries and she just ships on him
the whole time.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
The whole time. But we don't want to do that
too much, right, so this is kind of like a
couple's therapy. But they fuck it.

Speaker 10 (07:25):
I'm serious, funk, and this is my husband, mister spunks.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Do we think they're really married?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
They got their own aliases? Uh, I don't give a fuck.
I'm just saying it plays it plays into it better
because me believing they're amateurs and not professionals, I think
makes it hotter. I think it's dope that that the
husband's they're all supportive, and it's like it's almost like

(07:49):
how the amateur videos be. Like with the husband's they're
recording and ship. He got his own cell phone out.
But this is like a big budget production, yo, But
you got the four K cameras. I think some of
them are real couples, are real couples. Maybe some of
them might be staged.

Speaker 10 (08:04):
For first twelve we had a regular jobs home suburban life.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Are they real couples?

Speaker 10 (08:10):
This amazing naughty.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Thing that they started doing on OnlyFans?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Probably? Also, yeah, a real couple started off. You think
these two are real couple? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (08:19):
Okay, so much fun to just jump in and let that,
you know.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
I just want to shout out all the all the
sexually free people out here, a fucking life man and
the INTERSECTX. You know, y'all just out here just blazing
the tread.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
I'm happy that they live in I'm happy though that
they make it some money too, you.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Know what, because I want to see people. You know.
The problem was with the eighties and nineties pouring content.
You could tell some people in those videos didn't really
want to be there, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
And it's like, Yo, I don't want to see laws
being broken.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
You feel me. It kills a whole Now. I want
to write a letter to the FBI.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
I want everything's consensual when I'm watching it.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
You know what I mean. And it's not just consensual
in the sense that like, oh I'm doing and into
the money either, because you can see that vibe I'm
talking about like people that really like yo, you know
what I'm really out here just showcasing my sexuality. That's
what I'm here for.

Speaker 10 (09:08):
AUNDI flag loose because I didn't know any other way.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
You're like a photo sho amazing.

Speaker 10 (09:13):
Taboo thing that we got to discover together.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Real couple.

Speaker 10 (09:18):
Instrans I was invited over by a friend to his place.
I wasn't sure how we would react, and I called
him and I asked him and he actually said, yeah,
go for it. And I'm like, is this the true?
Can we get this inviting?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yo? You know the cuckhold has become so popular today,
mainstream it is, But I don't think he's a He's
not cuckholder though. This is a stag. It's more like
hot wife. Shit.

Speaker 6 (09:43):
Hot wife is like where you're supporting but you're not
getting disrespected.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Hot wife is a woman, and then the man would
be called a stag.

Speaker 10 (09:48):
How many other women do it too? School teachers, nurses,
police officers, women.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
You see everything, and he's holding his wife, king getting
a stroke down, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Old supporting? Yeah, it's so supportive.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
How you hold her hand and railed dog sons listen
Rogie style.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Hey there you go for them. Yo, it's a good knight.
It's a good knight.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
Does this does this go against YouTube fucking context? Oh yeah,
thankfully Curtis the first thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Right, this is gonna be. This is they're flagging us
right away. Yo, this is it we have to make.
We have to clear out YouTube, make some clean content.
But big shout out to wifey dot com expressed by everybody.
Guess I love the name. I'm surprised nobody else had
wife you dot com.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
Somebody missed out on that one.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
It was a layup. Are they are part of they're
part of Vixen Media group. Oh so they're part of
the uh black black, touchy Vixen black that be on Milfie.
I've seen Milfie. Yeah, you know, I like the mills.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Oh so there's like a conglomerate. They know what they're
doing type ship.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
God damn.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yeah, they all they all in line with like the
same ship.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Yop. They just remixing the name. That's it.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
That's all they really do. But you know, I do
like the production quality.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
It looks good.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
It looks good four K all the good angles baby
oil is a high supply.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
The big studio names are struggling these days. You know,
it's tough.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
There is a show in Brazil that I've seen on Twitter.
A show in Brazil like a game show, like a
reality reality TV show Brazil. What they're doing. They're in
the house and like the real World, it's like real World,

(11:58):
but they actually have sex. They and yeah and like yo,
they'll show you they're not. It's not like a porno
where zooming in on it. But you know how like
in the reality team covers and ship like they'll show
them in the act, they show them. They won't pan
way exactly. Even they'll be under cover. Sometimes you'll see
that super amateur porn voyeurism type sh like some cinematic

(12:20):
type ship. But what makes it crazy is that it's
a really it's a reality TV show, so you get
a chance to some of these people are in relationships,
some people are cheating on each other, they're getting BAEd,
and you know it's Brazil, so it's a lot of spashy,
spas shy, real, real spicy. Everybody look good as hell
in Brazil too. You know, we see I can find
a name. Fucking a counked down on me.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
A part of me. Oh is it too hot to handle?
That came up quick?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
That's funny.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Too hot to handle Brazil. That means they got other
other cities of the countries.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Maybe, oh this might be yet you found it fast.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Yeah, that wasn't too hard at all. Watch too Hot
to Handle? Yeah, Okay, first it's some international channel. This
is on Netflix, but really it's a Netflix show and
they're showing them fucking.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Nah because I haven't seen that that version on Netflix.
I'm gonna go to the good old cesspool that's called Twitter.
I'm gonna see because you know, Twitter is gonna give
you the uncut because it might be a Brazil version,
because you know, don't have different versions of ship part
of me.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
We're gonna talk about pawing the first half hour of
today's episode, well not just pouring, but people fucking.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
People watching people fucking. This is not it, This is
not it. This might be a version of it. Wait
is this it? Oh? This is it right here?

Speaker 6 (14:02):
So it's like reality TV and they're sharing rooms too,
they're sharing rooms. Word, well, how opinions can change.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
I don't realize that speaking English could not.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Yeah, I'm watching, yo, if you're fucking in the same
room we're sharing, I'm a watch do the male writing
them like a pucking bronco?

Speaker 5 (14:24):
What like a brick and Bronco's next?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Like when you want to look but you don't want
to look. Nah, this is not Brazil. This must be
like Australia. Sound I just carried on?

Speaker 6 (14:38):
So how many people sharing this room? Oh, there's five
beds in it. There's like the beds in this room.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Oh they all share the same room.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
In Act one, this thing is.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
In the corner jerking off. He's busting.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Yeah, they're gonna find ways to watch people fuck listen
and if there's a way to fuck, we're gonna find
a way to do it.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
I'm here for it. You know, there's a fun there's
a way as long as it's uh, you know, consensual
above age.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Even consensual non consent.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
You just got to explain that out. I think we
focused too much on young people. I want to see
some more open.

Speaker 6 (15:17):
I'm not a fan of that, you know, I mean
I step away from like even like all those step bros.
Teenage fairly legal get thee yo.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, exactly. I want to see that roast beef. Stop
it out of here, yo, Medy, she done had a
couple wha miles you know what I mean. Meet me
and Toyota Corolla over good, over live but reliable, can't
go wrong. What the fuck is good with you? Yo? Yo? Yeah? Yeah?

(15:48):
I was in the village this Saturday. What you got
it to? Uh supposed to We're supposed to go to
like a boat thing, but that didn't work out. But
let me tell you, it was like an all black affair. Yeo.
These women don't want on line with the seed through
black outfits all. Oh yeah, it was hot too, it
was hot, perfect listen. It was just it was so
much good looking women on that line. Yeah. I'm so

(16:11):
disappointed in men sometimes because dudes will come out. I
could never come out and see a whole bunch of
women well dressed and not be well dressed and be
on some light jeans and a T shirt unless it
was like some really fly fly jeans and a T shirt. Shit,
And that's not really what I was seeing, you know
what I mean. A big shout out to the New
York City women out here, because they was outside, but

(16:32):
it didn't work out, so we left there and went
to the went to the village, but before we left there,
it ended up getting a motherfucker Nathan's hot dog for
like twelve dollars a hot dog. It was good though,
because you know, the couldn't find anything to eat and
they had a little Nathan's car.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
That's the only thing available. Yeah, fu ha, no choice
they got.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
You was gonna give me the hot dog and trying
to fight me on the napkins, Like why are people
so shicty with the napkins?

Speaker 10 (16:54):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
I got a hold on all the inventory. I guess right,
what's up with that? All expenses of COVID They got
where everything goes? You want me to wipe Peo got
my shirt. We walked past Nathan's hot dog carts stand
and you know the hot dog is just so small,
you know, the g lizzy globba.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
I wanted to keat it really fast. I want know
young people to see me. You know, I meant out
there yo.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
These days Yeah it's you like goddamn.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Hoodies, eat the hot dog out and ship look.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
At him that glava. Oh my god, hey yo, you're
like damn chill out. Chill out in your fucking business,
you know what I mean. So we hit the motherfucking
good hit the We finally hit the line in the line,
and like con Rapp right, it was one of those
things where if you came in a little early e

(17:45):
would have got free tickets. So you move motherfuckers trying
to show up to get any free tickets. But these
motherfuckers were holding the line though, in order like to
kill that that thing. We had paid tickets, but they
were trying to hold the line doing some fu gazy ship.
So meanwhile I'm on a line looking at you know,
me and my girl looking at everybody on the line,
and shit, she looking at girls. I'm looking at girls.
You're looking at people, I mean, And there's another halla card.

(18:09):
So at this point I'm walking off because that hot
dog can really do it for me. So I walk
over there, get a little chicken kebab and this girl,
this woman shows up and she's me, me in our mid
twenties in typical New York fashion, cuts through everybody and
it's like, hey, this fucking shit got hot sauce on it.
I told you I ain't want no fucking hot sauce.

(18:31):
I don't know what language you're speaking mother for yo.
And she's about like four eleven, like just screaming when
I tell you that, you know, she was waiting a
minute for that food. That's why listen. She was at
the top of her lungs brout screaming. So this guy
walks by, and a guy comes by and he's like, yo,
and fucking New Yorkers are the best because he comes
off really nice. He's like, yo, you yo, you know

(18:54):
I buy that one from you if you need me to,
so he can get you another one. How much does
it cost? And she's like and she's like, nah, I'm
just gonna wait for to give another one. He's like okay,
so shut your fucking mouth. Then she's like what you
you old ass? I told you anyway, New York ship

(19:16):
the fuck up.

Speaker 8 (19:17):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I'm like, yo, I'm just looking at that buddy, like yo, yeah, yeah,
I need that chicken bob. Yeah, put some barbecue sauce
all that. Don't pay your food, trying to get my
shake it up out of here, because you know, there
was a line that never stood on. Yeah, oh you
skipped the line too. I didn't even realize that there
was a line. I stepped to the front. All I
saw was kebabs and I walked towards the caabah. Let

(19:37):
me get one. Yeah, that's what I did. Mind you
to the left of me, little line that was they
all looking at me, a line wild, crazy and ship.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
But I did it confidently. That's it, you know, let's
half the battle.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Yeah. Yeah, listen, you know it's New York. You don't
know who I am. You just know I just walked
over here and got this Cabaan ship. So but we
didn't make it onto the boat head out to the
hit some comedy shows in the village. That was nice. Yeah,
anybody good? Uh may people were like up and coming,
you know they were. They were awesome, you know, working

(20:10):
on their craft. I don't take anything anything with anybody.
Anybody familiar, No, nobody famous. We were trying to get
into the comedy seller but it was so loud that'd
have been probably cool.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Well, we had to call it one and a thing.
One of the comedians.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Her whole bit was about her just like masturbating and
fucking her friends and just made me think about I
love horny women, Yeah I do. If you ever like
some of them, be horny, but they don't want to
be judged, so so they keep it to themselves. You
know what I mean. They keep the horny in.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
But when you get with those, the ones that explode
like a fucking boast busted pipes.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Son, listen that steam start coming out that if your
part of that, I would imagine it works both ways too,
Like your partner male or female, trust you enough to
share the day to day horny should be that vulnerable
and be that horny with you all the time, sending
you yo, my ship. Just be floody. I don't be

(21:10):
having to look no more. It's like a yo, this
is that's a good one. He got to keep those
you know what I mean. Came across the algorithm. I
see what you're working with. You gotta get out there.
You got a good eye. I see the magic. But
that was my weekend about your horny women. I mean
I said a lot. That's what I got it outside

(21:33):
check that I received that. I see where your head
is at.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
There's one thing with you horny women's sex.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yo.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Women that don't horny just have like this energy about that.

Speaker 6 (21:48):
It's not even the horny, the is the confidence. It's
like when they know what they about. It exudes everything else.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I mean, confidence is very sexy and she can be
conf now horny hmm, yeah, I mean horny is one
of them. Straight broped up. Yo, listen, Horney, wound up,
lose self respect, feel least a horny.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
There's a way to choke a feminist. What I need
a punchline.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Like that one?

Speaker 9 (22:25):
Right?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
What I did? I finally fucking made it to the beach.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Your relations God, damn man, By fucking time. It's only
the middle of the summer August. I've had those beach
chairs in my truck since June.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
B Yeah, closest ship to the beach.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
I finally got to the finally the first sunday since
June where it don't rain, it's not cloudy, it's not
seventy two degrees.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Nice, eighty five beautiful. How was it out there? It
was great?

Speaker 6 (22:53):
You know, mean, I get there dumb early, and Bo's
out here this weekend. Yeah yeah, yeah, he came through too. Yeah,
So we was out there. We set up early. We
parked by like seven thirty. We're already working on the boardwalk.
That's life enough. Shop, We set up shop. He brings
the canopy. So we're trying to put the canopy open.
We were opening that bitch up. We stretching it out.

(23:14):
We hear up, that's just snap the bar. Yeah, I
was like this all right, sorry, let me check this out.
Let me check this oude. It's something that it won't
give it's caught up. We find out that it's caught
up in some other ship. But as he's fucking his
brute force.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Boom snaps that ship again.

Speaker 11 (23:32):
I'll say, yo, bo, this is no good, Yo, this
is this canopy is finished.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yo. He's like a fuck fatality.

Speaker 6 (23:41):
He fucking We carry it to the trash and we
put it to the side of the trash. But he
got when he got like the ten trash cans lined up,
we just put it right there next to it.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Fuck it. What's that prices?

Speaker 9 (23:51):
Right?

Speaker 4 (23:51):
We take a walk ye? Word, no the other way? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (23:57):
I feel bad, right, I'm like fuck, I was like,
I gotta know the umbrella.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Let me go.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Let's take a walk to the car. I'll get them brother.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Umbrella got two umbrellas. B feel bad.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
I felt bad because he fucked this ship up.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'm walking. We walk into the truck.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
He goes yo, I said, yo, bo, what happened?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Why the fucking just that ship breathe? He said, I
don't know, man, I gotta I gotta go somewhere else.
That's the third one I break this year. What I
don't feel bad, Yo, you're doing this ship all the time. Yeah,
come on your lesson. This is the third one. Jeez,

(24:46):
I should try another way.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Oh man, But it was good. I mean I was
spoking up the sun.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
I didn't and.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Then let's say mid nineties nineties, Yeah, and we didn't
really see him a lot wife for like fifteen years. Yeah,
I never seen him. I wasn't really like looking for him.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
But yeah, would his name would have popped up somewhere,
he would have been interested.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
In the last like five, five or ten years he's
been he's been really like picking back up, you know,
picking up new roles and ship and doing different things.
And I feel like in the last few years he's
been really starting a bubble with some of his roles
in appearances. You know, they were vacationing out on the
yacht somewhere, caught out there. I'll tell you when I'm

(25:54):
at my yard, I'm not jumping in the water. Oh
you're getting in the yard just to stay in it. Yeah,
that's the purpose a pool. You have a pool in
the nice Yeah, a little pool in the yard. Yeah.
The ocean is scenery with the ocean, right, you're just
going for the landscape. Yeah, the landscape. Take good photos,
you know what I mean. It's start on the real quick.
I'm not trying to jump into the house of sharks,

(26:16):
you know what I mean. Sharks rails fun around the
killer whales decided not to like us a day I
jump in the water.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Do you think if you're on vacation that shit is
like secluded part of the fucking resort.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
They're familiar. I've been in the ocean on vacation, not
me that it is scary.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
I adventure it. My wife had to save me. I'm
not doing that.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
She tells the story way better than I'm not gonna
tell a story embarrassing myself.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Listen, it's funny. That's one of the pillars of comedy.
That is right, not today, not today. Look at that.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Ocean is scariest fun funck the ocean.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Listen. I'm you know, I had a I had one
on a date, like a second date, and we had
the jest Kish in Jamaica Bay. It wasn't even the ocean,
you know what I'm saying, Get on, jest Skis. I don't.
I can't even swim, big dog. So immediately when I
got there, I'm like, who got the fucking life jacket? Yeah?
I don't want this fucking what you call it. I

(27:12):
want a trip. I want to preach this ship purposely,
just yo, just in case I go through the doc
and some ship you know what I mean. I want
to fall into that bitch by accident, you know what
I mean, slip on some ship were going Jeski's. I
felt like I was way too big for that. Jes
Ski Jesski just kept off sinking. I'm like, so like thing,
so I Froinbally get it going. They an't really give

(27:32):
us a tutorial on how to use the motherfucker like
people assume when somebody is treating you something and they don't.
They're not really a teacher. They just really assumed that.
You assume. They give me you the YouTube video for instructions,
Oh yeah, do this, do that, But until you try
to do it and you find out sixteen thousand steps
missing from that video, you feel me now you're stuck, Halshi,

(27:53):
its hit sh it halfway apart. You don't know what
to do? Call them professional, you feel me? So ya,
I get into the motherfucker jes Ski. Yo, we ride together.
Finally get out there, get out there. The motherfucker Jesse
like gives out and we fall off the bitch. So
now at this point, it's her idea to you on
this date. Oh both of y'all want to Yeah. So

(28:16):
I was excited that she, you know, picked a date
and she wanted to do something fun. I mean fun
for me. Could have been at the park, barbecued, you know. Yeah,
Jesski and Jamaica Bay was was adventurous. I didn't want
to be no sucker, you know what I mean. I'm like,
all right, you know we can't do hey, you got
to show put up my big boy pants and get
out there and do it. Well, we fall into the

(28:37):
motherfucker Jamaica Bay and we in the center of the
bay too, so there's no paddling back to shore. And
Jamaica Bay is dirty. It's not even a clean water.
So you you in like basic sewage water come out
that base a yo. It was me and a fucking
tire floating around because so I saw Jeffrey Dahmer somewhere
down there, you know what I mean, It's like, yo,

(28:59):
that's what you want. Ship was crazy. The water's black
and ship sound like boom. So when I initially fall in,
I start to sink because the water is black. Even
though I got the life jacket. All the life jacket
works if you stay calm, if you if you're being frantic,

(29:20):
your body is going to cause you. It's gonna cause
you the saint regardless. Yeah, you know what I mean.
You won't go far, but you'll still be under submerged.
So especially when you, like when we first fell in,
it's like you're struggling against its fucking job. Yeah. So
when I dropped under the water, all I remember is
boot camp, being in the gas chamber. Motherfucker. Chist like,

(29:41):
trust the fucking equipment. Okay, trust the equipment. You gotta
give it up. So that gas shape was a motherfucker
because when you first go in that motherfucker you think.

Speaker 9 (29:53):
Of like.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Work start seeping in, you know what I mean, doing
your mask you So in my mind, I'm like, yo,
let me just chill out. Let this life vest do
what it does, right, So I stopped flaring and I
quickly pop back up. Oh my god, I mean so
I pop back up. Now, I'm like, all right, let
me just try to say calm you know, I can't.

(30:18):
It's not like the pool where you can touch the floor.
So I depend on that ship. So we're in the
middle of the bay dog. So you know, I'm not
a marine biologist, so I don't know what's in the water,
you know what I mean? You just hoping nothing close?
Mind touches your feet because I would have died right there.

(30:38):
I was just have floated. That's it. I would have died.
So but she so when I when I come to,
I realized that she's over there and she's a swimmer.
That I was like the oh I'm a swimmer, don't
worry about I got you.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
I'm like, okay, okay, she gotta save you now.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
No, No, she's over there panicing too. Ship. So she's
in the same space now one yeah, So I like
I paddle over to her and I'm just like yo, yeah,
Like in a real sophomore it's like you gotta you
gotta calm down a little bit, chill out. You don't

(31:17):
give the life, best chance to do a stay right,
and she's like panicking. She's still so I just like you,
I'm not trying to like add on to her. So
I'm just like softly like, yo, you just gotta relax,
you gotta relax.

Speaker 12 (31:31):
Chill, and she looks like, I get like you got
the life jacket off, it'll do. Look at me, Look
at me, Yeah, you look at me.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Let's we're here. We're here. And she finally calmed down.
You gotta look at it. She finally calmed down, and
then we started to float. So at this point we're
floating and then all this time over Jesskey had flipped
back over and all this time of us me situated,
her get situated, and jes Ski is floating away from us,

(32:03):
you know what I mean. So there's now where it
was maybe foot length, you know, reach you over and
get it. Now it's like you're gonna have to swim
to this day and either bring it back or you're
got to come with me, right, And she's just started floating, right,
So we're looking at each other. I'm just like, look,
we're gonna have to like paddle over to the jet
ski an attempt. Yeah, because we looked at the dock.

(32:26):
The dock was too tall. Well, it was like, yo,
we're not going to make it to the dock. Okay,
I don't know what's in this water. I want to
get out the water. Yeah, I think you get to
the jet ski, you know, and then like like you know, mounted,
I had to like leaf frog out the water and
ship because of Jesski. You'll keep flopping till yeah, you
know what I mean. We finally I think we started

(32:49):
to get on jest Ski. I think they had sent
somebody out too, and I'm about to say that they
have somebody watching y'all. By this time, by the time
we paddled over to the jet ski, somebody had came
out and she jumped out. I'm there, jes Sky and
I jumped on Jessky by myself and I just all
right went off and you know, got back to the thing.
I think it was just too heavy because it just

(33:09):
kept on singing, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (33:11):
They had two small just and we're both yeah, yeah,
I was like, for two people, they gotta get like
they had to be like a boat, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
They give us a little little Jessky Jr. This ship
was like, so when you got on that motherfucker, that's
all day. It was scream that's what it was. Finally
just threw us off. Yeah, out of here, yo, funk
out of here. Yo, have me in the middle of Jamaica, Bay, Yo,
push out to her.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
What a day?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
You know, forget it? What a memory. Every time I
see it, Jessky, I get a flashback.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
You've been on a jes ski since no who would
you a bigger one?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
And you learn how to swim, how to swim? Get
through that? I get through that, yo.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Yeah, that's a summer lesson. That's eight weeks at the.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Y especially now, like you know, I mean because Michael
Water he could swim, but you know, the undercot, the
undercurrent is a motherfucker. That's the ocean. Even the Navy
loses people every year with those kind of like swimming accidents.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
You know, it's it's tough. It's sad to be on
vacation to go through that ship. Yeah, then follow up
behind that motherfucker og.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yeah. Internet has been fine, Yo.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Have you seen many They've been going hard.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Yo. They got a mean of him at the Gates
of Heaven and he's got It's like a black angel,
redirecting him back to Hell. No, it was like Hell's
over here, brother, AI Graphics. Yeah, God, that ship was
within hours of the news dropping. Brother, Yo, he crashed out.

(34:59):
You know, Cogan is one of those people I wish
I never found out was racist. Yeah, man, I could
have done without that. He could have died lived long enough.
You become the villain. You've always been the villain. You
see how they talk about him.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Mark Mark Henry breaking out the union.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Yeah, he was a motherfucker. He was out for delf
if he could make the most money. He fucked anybody over.
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
I'm surprised nobody like try to stab him behind the scenes.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Yo, Jesse Ventura can't stand this motherfucker. He's been grabbing
me for a minute, Yo, Jesse Ventur. If you guys
don't know, he actually became a governor at some point,
governor of Minnesota. Yeah, and yo, to this day, whole
Cogan went and told on Jesse. Yeah, he was starting
a union, the union and took the money, and all

(35:47):
those guys got got like fired him before they could
even do anything, you know what I mean. And Hogan
stole his persona from somebody else. People are saying, you
know what I.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Mean, it was practically Jesse the Body Ship, Jesse the
Body fucking with the air and all that shit.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Yeah yeah, yeah, hold on, see I can find.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Out before he became like the All American Comedia. Yeah,
before that, he was the Hulk.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah. They say he stole that one from somebody else too,
somebody in North Carolina.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Let me see that fine. Mark Henry has been going
in on her. In this clip, Mark Henry talks about
Hulk Hog.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Well, this was one one thing that stood out that
people were talking about was the recent universe's reaction to
Hulk Hogan. You surprised to see the Hulkster, you know,
one of the greatest, if not the greatest of all
time get boot a little bit in Los Angeles.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
This is Oh, he did get booted in LA. But
change changed wrestling made wrestling fucking mainstream legend.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Nothing bigger than him in the eighties. I feel like,
nothing bigger than him in the eighties. I would give
mainstream wrestling though, to The Rock, The Rock and Stone
Cold that they took it up another level, but it
was already worldwide by then. It was really popular.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
They they up that was his peak. They took it
to his peak. It's never been as big as it
was during that. Yeah, they they took it higher, but
that Hogan did the crossover.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
They called it the Worldwide restern Federation, but when it
was out, it was it was more national with Hogan
than that, you know what I mean. They had the
Iron Sheet, they had these people to represent these other countries.
But the Rock and Stone Cold they took it to
an international level. That's why the Rock was able to
leave that and go start his own career behind that ship.
Like but whole Cogan had movies too. He wasn't good

(37:41):
at him, but he had it.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
He had fucking commercials. He was in everything. He wasn't
a good part.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
He was super popular.

Speaker 9 (37:49):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
That's the problem.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
We fucking we idolized the character and then the real
person behind is a piece of ship.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
I'm just like, I could have done without it, Bill Cosby,
Yeah right, I guess what it is, yo. We idolize
this person for what we think they really are and
they not. I could have done. I could have done
without knowing that. How Kogan was a racist, you know
what I mean? Like he's like he's a horrible race horrible. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Like I showed the quote about what he said about
his daughter's boyfriend. I was like, I was just like exaggerating.
I went to look it up and I'm like, oh, no,
that's a real quote. That's exactly what he said, word
for word, word for word.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
And then he he's gotten called with other things since then,
you know what I mean, It's like, damn, bro, you
could have kept that in the cut. We didn't need
to know that.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
But once he came out for the Trump rally, I
was like, Oh, he definitely down with them.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Is Mark Henry? Just after he found out that Hugan died,
he started playing the music. Is this that a party? Yeah?
They're bling it? This is wild?

Speaker 13 (38:57):
Yeah coolger, No, they don't fuck with you.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
It's like right after he passed away. God damn.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
And you know, I mean, you can still say condolences,
somebody lost the somebody lost the life.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
But listen, I guess not right, I guess you're that
much of a big hit I guess you know. I
don't got a chill for him, right, Yeah. I mean
it sounds like when I when I watched the documentaries
and stuff they went through it with this dude, and
not even him just he's a I mean, yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
There's the character. You fell in love with, the character
whatever he portrayed. That was the iconic shit. Seeing something
like that we never seen before him picking up the
fucking Andre the Giant even like the.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Shit, just the stats of that.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
That was like a forty million pay per view in
nineteen eighty six, Like those numbers are huge now if
somebody pulled than fucking thirty mil forty mili for an event.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
I mean, yo, this the whole, the whole thing, the
song I Am a real America.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Right, Well, he said your vitamins and ship, you had
cartoons you.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Now I realized he was dog whistling when he says
I'm a real American. He's a white man and a
real America.

Speaker 13 (40:20):
Yo.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
Right, this ship was firing though, man, come on side. Shit, yo,
I know he was a racist. He told me how
to flex do the handwave. I herdshit better. I didn't

(40:45):
need to know. He get a die, came out with
the big American flag. He was Americana. He could have
just been brother. I was, I was said.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
When I found out he was baled, I was like,
he's boled under that band.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
No I wasn't. That's what.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
That's when I realized, Oh, that's all steroids.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
That's what.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
That's what. That's what I put two together.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's what steroids does to you. You like a mutant.
But then you boiled like that, Yeah, especially on the
steroids was doing back then it was tranquilizes.

Speaker 9 (41:17):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
They yo out here pulling spur my horses nuts and
Ship did Yeah you brought it back, yo. Video There
was a music video for the Ship, Yeah with JFK
and Ship. Now that I watched this, yeah, I see
it now. But yeah, I'm American. Somebody needs to redo

(41:40):
this part right here, just that that first beginning part.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Mm hmmmmmm.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Man, American, what do you want? What you want? The weekend?
Doing this song? Canadian rights? Canadian? Who we got doing

(42:14):
it on this side? Who's going to do that? Right? Walk?

Speaker 9 (42:20):
Who?

Speaker 6 (42:20):
We're gonna have to do it because we can have
a good choice. Damn tea paint Nah paying funny and Ship,
I see we're going to do it. Play play you're

(42:41):
like for real and Shipp do some crazy ship to this. Yeah,
you know for who throws some vocals on that ship?

Speaker 4 (42:54):
We got how to do it, yo. We got anybody,
even some of the Mexican artists, somebody. I can't think
of anybody. But the weekend was such a good you know.
I mean that was like the Grand Slam. Yeah, that
was for Toronto. Who are gonna do it? Maybe it

(43:19):
doesn't have to be a man. It could be a woman.
It could be a woman. Beyonce. It's kind of too
messy for Beyonce espirst after the walk? Right? What is
it from South African?

Speaker 5 (43:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
I'm not lying on that for real, I don't think so.
I think she is from Cali. For your bride, No,
we don't need that part, just that beginning part right there.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
Mm hmmmm.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
American it's from Missouri, says he could do it. Louis
on it though, Country? Oh you want rappers on it too?
I think, I'm yeah, that's all. That's all I've been
listening to the past two weeks.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Y know.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
They're the only ones I'm hearing right now, can't I
can't even think of nobody else right now.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Mm hmmm. Who's who's singing it? Scissors doing the hook?
She's it's like it's like it's like this. I don't
know if Siss might be too much for the song though,
she might add too much rift to it. And he's
something like, it's not like the weekend of the movie. Hello,
that's got to be like.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
An emo song. I think you could do.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Justin Bieber he's Canadian too, motherfucker. Justin Bieba's Canadian. Yeah,
y'all look it up. She got yo boy. Yo. They
talking about they stealing our jobs on the border. Yo.

(45:02):
Oh no, can on our long time. Now they're just
slipping in. They take it a whole on ship, yo.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
You know, good cooking music and positions appropriated on ship.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Justin Beeber was Canadian. And ya they're coming into too razy, huh.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
I who else we got can Justin Bever justin Timberlake.
Now he's justin Timberlake where he's doing on his tour.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Now he done. He's not singing.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
He on stage with a hoodie on and shades and
letting the crowd do the do the songs. Oh no,
somebody's put on video said I paid four hundred dollars
for this ship, yo, and.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
The crowd's just singing it. And he got his hood
Look that up.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Justin Timberlake, I would say him because but no, not
after that, not after seeing that ship.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
He's not doing ship. I'm surprised he's even performing. Right.
Then he sell his fucking his U discography. Oh he's great. Yeah.
I thought he sold it for like two hundred million
because he probably sold the copyright. But you can still
do performance rights is different. But why would you don't

(46:14):
know because you still have your performance right.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
But if you got that much money, I understand that
he could do the song whatever he feels like, if
he wants to go on tour. But if he's showing
up like that.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
You not, bro.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
I would no way, son, I would boo, I would scream,
I'll throw shit at him.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
I'll be tight, Yo, we are leaving. He hasn't saying anything.
What this thing is on stage like a talent show. Yo,
he's on drugs. This is somebody screaming for help. He

(46:54):
should not be up there. Then he should not be
up there. That's why selling his as.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
He cannot he cannot sing. I'm a real American, can't
be up I can't do can know Justin's.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
This is harder than I thought. Listen who the great
American fucking singers right now?

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Let's see R and B.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Singer.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
All right, uh, get your boy that comes Teddy Swims.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Teddy Swims. Why does that sound familiar? We wout the
air and out of the song.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
American what we started with? Didn't we started? We started
with a Canadian too, there we drake?

Speaker 9 (47:37):
Right?

Speaker 4 (47:39):
All right, this is Teddy Swims. Something's gotta hold on
me lately. I don't we played this. I definitely play
This feels like the waters and little and Okay, I

(48:00):
like his voice.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Let me look up where the funk he's from too?

Speaker 6 (48:04):
Now, Yo, this motherfucker from Ontario, right.

Speaker 14 (48:11):
It's tagging a totally trying my best gooogie from taping.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Skin or from Georgia, you know, mum m m. Now
he's a white man though.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Right, yeah, you know, I'm trying to I thought he
was doing American and American singers.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
I mean it would be the same thing at Hokedad
back then the dog Whistle. But his voice sounds great, though.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Shaboozie, really, what's your boozy sound like?

Speaker 4 (48:51):
I mean I would I would like to, you know,
as a matter of fact, I would like to do it,
but have have him do it, have a shahboozie do it,
and and have like a Mexican artist do it and
then have like chorus it, you know what I mean,
and give it like some depth. So it was so
they were still sound like the boy, but it would

(49:12):
be it would just be like forceful fire and then
but push you on.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
It another soul lost fire.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
I need some I need some ship that's gonna hit this.
Gotta gotta get on that be good.

Speaker 5 (49:34):
Who else you could talk about the American dream? Mm hmmm?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Who else? Who else? I don't know the hell of
a record though, you know, now I think about it.
What I mean, maybe I would do Kendrick instead of
a push want to say Kendrick. When you said Sissa,
I was like, no, that would have been again like
that another t. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
It could work though, and.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Then it'll be too like a fuck you to Drake,
a super fuck you to Drake. Right, I am a
real man. That could work. You colonize the motherfucker you
coming to Atlantic this right now?

Speaker 6 (50:18):
You just need to play the intro, you know, and
do his own beat. Just imagine he would have this.

Speaker 11 (50:25):
This track with this Oh my god, if I beat drop.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Somebody gotta do it. Somebody gotta take this little clip
and then remake it that because this was the best
part Nipsey.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
If Nipsey was alive, you do an AI or do
an AI verse Nipsey.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
Hustle on the Fire that be fire because he was
always talking about that hustle ship. Right, I wouldn't even
do the last far. I just want that first part.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Macann'll be fire man Rica right if your life said Lutha.
A slight more aggressive than the Bronx. A little bit

(51:17):
more yeah, a little bit more tense up there, you
know what I mean. They're not playing with it.

Speaker 6 (51:21):
Like it's like Brooklyn is known for being like tough,
but the Bronx they're gonna set it off like they're
not gonna wait for the They're gonna be the ones
to antagonize the ship.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Brooklyn is much gentrification in Brooklyn, the original tough people
in Brooklyn and there still, I mean, it's still a
lot of people there. They'll diss back, but the areas
that used to be wild crazy, it's it's not that
many anymore.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
It's just East New York and Bronxville left and even Browns.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
I heard. I heard they're trying to do something in Browns.
You know, they're trying to make an urban village center.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Like, you know what, there's like thirty project buildings in
browns But what are you gonna do with them?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
They still be there, you know what I'm saying. I mean,
it's still gonna be right right there. Brownsville is not
I mean it's not. I mean, I'm sure if you
go into that those areas, but on the outside, it's
not like I was in the nineties.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
Stay away and stay off picking. I'll say just say
that it's not the same anymore. I don't care if
they they'll take a chance. They've revitalized businesses. I mean,
the neighborhood is really working on trying to like bring
more foot traffic into those areas. I was in the
villa the other day, actually, you know what I mean,
skin gas. I wasn't really, I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Fact. I was like, oh this guy know, you know,
you pull over against some guys. I knew. I was
in the village, just by the crowd that just was
walking walking by me every five minutes. I was like, damn,
I saw. I looked around sort the projects. I was like, oh, yeah,
I'm in Brownsville. Yep. Because Brooklyn is funny, because you'll
go from neighborhood and neighborhood and do not really realize,

(52:58):
like one streak difference, you're going from the bill every
day the best style. Yeah, a whole different energy in
the neighborhood. But it's not what it used to be though,
thank god. Though, how is the Bronx. The Bronx was
the spot.

Speaker 8 (53:12):
It was in.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
The spot was nice. I don't want to disparage it
too much. The food, you know, I've been on medication
this week to my palates a little funny. But I
just remember being up there and just looking at the people.
The Jamaicans in the Bronx were like a different kind
of Jamaican, you know what I mean, It's more so
they just it's just very It very much feels like
it's Kingston, Jamaica. Like they more yard boy off the yard. Yeah,

(53:37):
I mean because Brooklyn got him to Brooklyn. Like it's
just different. They like it really feels.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
Like, don't even explain it, don't even explain it.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
It's just different. I remember just being up there and
it's like, Yo, there's a lot of women in the Bronx. Yeah.
Still still it's always been like I'm in the spot,
the women are coming up dressed to the nons the
trap the man got flip flops on and the shirt
the Maicans and it's some Jamaicans and ship up there.

(54:08):
But you can tell that the men have to pick
the litter just because they're not really dressed that well.
The ratio, you know what I mean. But the gods
coming outside, like I don't give a fuck, the ratio
would be like three to one, right, Yeah, it's crazy.
The spot that I was in just had always women.
I feel like the ball tender was trying to hit
on us and ship like whole ship hollow you to make,

(54:29):
isn't the bronx? Oh yeah, you're not going out there
going back there that night. Man, it would have been
too much effort. Yeah, too much. I'm forty, that's true.
They're like, you know, ten years ago. But I just
looked around, just like there's a lot of women in here,

(54:50):
and uh, there's a lot of not a lot of men.
And the men that were in here weren't very didn't
they didn't they care, they were they didn't care much.
I didn't think they were paying. Probably ran through them already. Yeah,
a lot of energy in the room, like a good hope, right,

(55:14):
a good hold, be like being in Atlanta, a po man,
like everybody everybody know, everybody know everybody. Well. I definitely
got that vibe in the Bronx. But I had a
good time though. It was it was even though the
last time was in the Bronx. I took Wifey out there.
We did like I had like a bullshit photo shoot
for my man. I was doing my solid.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
And she was like, yo, you look like you're in
your natural element. And I was terrified the whole time.
I didn't want to be here at all. She's so
scared that I missed it out here, yo, train, the noise,
I missed that ship. The smell, the smell, Oh my god.
There was a lot of things out there.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Like the fucking nasty gutter ship.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
It's a lot.

Speaker 9 (55:56):
It was.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
There was, there was, there was, there was out there
in the Bronx for real. I just know I ain't
coming back. Miss Orchard, man. I want to go to
the Orchard Beach. I gotta hit Orchard this summer one time.
Mm hmm.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
I'll pick you up. Comes up, Yeah as a hike. Now,
if I'm coming this way, we want the Jones or
some ship. Orchard is right, here from here, right up
the bridge right.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
The white stone.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
You're gonna pass me regardless getting the orgin.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Oh what the blood potential part of me? I didn't
even know it's connected to the bluetooth like that. I
just try to find an event, you know what I mean?

Speaker 9 (56:33):
Like uh.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
Things? I feel like, got a regular day at orchard
to pull up on a regular side Sunday on Sunday.
What they got, I see, I'll see what they got.
I'm down. I haven't been an Orchard. I was there
last year. I'm about to say in the years, but
I was popped in last year.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
I think I went last year. It was the last time.
I usually like going at the like to kick off
the summer. I like going up there and be live too.
It's just now it's like middle in the summer. It's
like like the only good Sunday. I got fucking work.
I can see the old body.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
If your job is killing your summer, man dropper comment,
it is up.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
Tell us if your job said come back to work
full time now right in the middle of the summer,
five days right?

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Oh, what what kind of ship is that?

Speaker 6 (57:19):
The work was getting done? Yes, I don't get a
miserable motherfuckers. People waste the rent space. A lot of
people are quitting their jobs and finding private companies that
let you work from home.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
That it's about to be four people in government or
any kind of like return the home job trying to
work just.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
So they could try to have more control. Silly billy,
so they want all the time.

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Oh, I saw Jurassic Parks on the new one was
their world Jurassic World Rebirth.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
I think no.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
It was fun though, it's like the summer action movie
like it was like an action horror movie. They made
the dinosaurs straight monsters. They even mutated some of them.
There was like a tricerah top squirrel looking fucking dinosaurs.

Speaker 11 (58:12):
They say, Yo, fuck, we don't give a fuck. We
got dinosaurs. We basically got the rights to dinosaurs. We're
gonna do whatever the fun we want with them.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Yo. Where the Dinosaur movie is gonna compete?

Speaker 6 (58:27):
No matter what you say that, they're gonna say, it's
a bootleg of a Jurassic Park.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
We got this ship on lock. We do whatever we
want from now on. Yo, fuck this fuck the plot.
I had fun.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
I saw they did some wild stunts, like it's dinosaurs
that are in the world now, like we just gotta
deal with them.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Are showing the stegosaurus crashed up on the b QI.
I'm screaming, going I would have lost my fucking mind.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Sonus and the d QE.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
It was like mangled up in some cars and ship
blocking fucking everything. They had to get a special unit
because the safety or the dinosaur, you can't.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Kill it or nothing. Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
What they do about t rexes and ship They explained
how certain dinosaurs were able to go further from the
island that they all escaped from, but a lot of
them stood near the equator because that that temperature that
they thrived in that environment, so most of them stood there.
It's just like the other ones that sort of spread out,
but not as much. So most of them are like

(59:29):
in the Caribbean or like South America from like yeah,
from like Florida to like Ecuador.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Wow, So the t rexes weren't able to Leaveland. No,
they don't know do the like super dangerous ones pretty
much they stay on the It's just the ones that
can fly, the ones that they might make their way to,
like Florida type ship like they might their way up there.
But they tell people to.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
Put whoever was in the Caribbean, whoever was in the
area where they living, you on your own if you
want to go there to visit and explore. Nobody's coming
to save you. So how do they I guess whoever
was living there? They probably had to get the fun
out because the dinosaurs are taking over everything.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
See that's how that's how they finally get all the
black people out of Haven't Seen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
That's why the only black person was Marchialili the whole movie.
What was he doing then?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
No, there was like an Indian family or something. What
was they doing then? They was?

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
They were like on this boat trip in the ocean,
and of course dinosaurs attacked them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
I was like, yo, this is a bad father. So
he took his two daughters on this sailboat. Did he
know there was dinosaurs in the water.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Everybody knows there's dinosaurs, and there's dinosaurs in this world,
the same.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Way we know sharks are in the ocean.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
Everybody knows there's dinosaurs in the water. And he went
on this trip thinking this was like his last bonding
moment with his oldest daughter that's about to go to college.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
So this horrific. So I do have you understanding here?
The dinosaurs are in all the oceans, they are around,
they're out, So it's like anywhere you go you might there's.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
A possibility of a dinosaur popping up on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
Get the fuck out of it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
They said, fuck it, we are the outside. They don't
get a fun But I don't tell you that was
real life. Whoever invented Jurassic Park would be on site.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Yeah, every time we see him on site, like whooping
his ass, you know what I mean. They escaped, don't
want to kill him. We gotta keep him alives, so
you keep whooping his ass to the day he dies,
naturally type ship. Oh what the fuck is for the
Ranee and the Scarlett Johansson character.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
She's like a lioness like special agent and they're like
on a mercenary mission to kill dinosaur where they need
to get certain specific three specific dinosaur DNA and they
have to be alive when they catch it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Can we just take a side and know for how
good Scarlette? She looks incredible right out all right? I
don't know that's impolite, that's rude. Is still a thing
I feel like with the internet everybody, she's like top
three white woman. Is she a top three white I
think so? On my list she's top three definitely. Definitely, yeah, yeah,

(01:02:12):
she's definitely she held up whatever whatever age. Yeah, she
definitely looked better now, like she kind of like came
into her into it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Into it was like super cute for a long time,
and it's like, yo, you're pretty old to be looking
like seventeen. She's kind of like a dominicated in me. Actually,
I mean at the lips, right, what the cheeks? She
gotic she had kids yet?

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
I think so. I think she had kids with the
dude from Saturday in her life.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
Oh the host, the host Jost, Right, Colin Jost, I
think you look at bad.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Yeah. They I don't know if they married, but that's man.
Oh words, he had a maybe what they had to
marry it. I don't know. I don't know their business
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
It came off.

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Yeah, yo, Colin Jos Yeah you called that. You don't
know how physiness you call the name, right. I seen
him do his jokes on her too. They did a
roast beef joke.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
On Saturday Night Live. I was like, they took it
math in front.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Of her face.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
She did, she got roast beef pussy. People don't like roast?
Is that a bad thing? I guess roast pussy. I
don't mind, you know, I play with the roase beef
a little bit. Yeah, it is so sensitive, you know.
I don't understand like all jokes aside though, like people,
because I hear people talk about rose bef pussy like
it's a bad thing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
And ship that's that's part of it to be as
part of it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
They're all different, like sometimes sometimes it'll hold on to
the juices, so when you slide him back in, it's
already a little da I used to I used.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
To like the image because it looked like I was
getting like extra grip on my ship, because it would
be like flaps, you know what I mean, pulling me
back like like like motherfucking the face hugger and ship.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
That's how I know people don't be doing the real
my head, you know what I mean.

Speaker 14 (01:03:59):
Looks like that ship up the poor we've been doing
surgery trying to fix a pussy, like fuck up the lady, right,
leave that laby, that motherfucker dangle lay a beautiful girl, that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Lady and some soup sucking right, up. It would have
he said about scaring Joe hands. Yeah, that's up. Are
yo signing as good as she looks? I'm not talking

(01:04:34):
about she has roasby. I'm not. I don't. I'm not
even you know what I mean, not bringing it up.
I never never been an issue.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
I would have I would have been shocked somebody would
have said that, brought it up like Roseby.

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
No I had. Yeah, niggas is wilding out here. I
don't understand the meat curtains. You going to Scarlet Joe Hanson.
You talking about some roast beef pussy? You know what
I mean? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Saturday Night Alive took it far with that one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
The movies, fun movies, fie, let's go back to that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
So they mercenaries, and they just so happened to run
into the family that was on that that little vacation trip.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
They're mercenaries.

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
Yeah, it's like big farmers paying them to get these
these blood samples of dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Yeah, mercenary jobs.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
They think because they think they could cure like AIDS, cancer, everything.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
They can't send the military to go get these dinosaurs. No,
there's not the military, won't won't do it won't justify it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:34):
Maybe we should make it quick.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
Nobody's allowed to be in here. Mm hmmm. Yo, it's scary.

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
So there's some parts where it's like, Yo, what the fuck?

Speaker 8 (01:05:48):
We're too dangerous for the original park.

Speaker 6 (01:05:50):
Oh and they made like mut mutated. They didn't give
a fuck. They mutated the dinosaurs the worst and the worst.
They look like resident evil monsters.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
What are they?

Speaker 6 (01:06:03):
My little girl is traumatized. Yo, she went through the worst.
They tortured that little girl.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
In this movie.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
She's a viving, she's a vib but god, damn the
ship she saw.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Look at that ship. Oh my god, survival it's a
long shot. Shut up. Look are those they fucked them up?
Different territory, stalk hunt.

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
None of what you just said is good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
I was screaming half the movie, that whole water sequence,
off the hook. That's why it's worth watching. You're gonna
see ship you never seen before.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
I don't understand why you want to travel there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
No, I would never.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
It's made no sense. I'm on the standing Island. I
ain't never believe it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
What we're talking about right now. The terodacty could crash
into the bridge at anytime. I'm good, Yo, it's nothing
on the bridge. You gotta island for the dinosaurs. I'm
looking at the President like, how many nooks we got? Yo?

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Drop them talking about the media all over again?

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Come on, big, don't you better.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
Put them drolls in and give you motherfucking Tarry Dacos
the Wether facilities that was locked up in they all
those powers. No way the way we treat fucking animals
that go crazy and eos. This is the first of
a trilogy. Oh yeah, well if if it did good,
I don't know how good it did. The Superman was
number one again second week.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Oh I haven't seen that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
This week Fantastic four comes out too, So that's gonna
step on that ship, you think so? I think I
think everybody's excited to see Fantastic four.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
I'm not that high welcome Fantastic I don't like the
U the old version, like it's a set. It's what
they call it time time. H when we go with
time last back into back in the day, you're showing
a new movie with older facts like ah, especially when
it comes to like sci fi ship. But I sound

(01:08:09):
like a hater. It's commering time that's just in the cartoon.
Never really for Sunday dinner. Let's see, Hey, what time
is it? It's dinner time.

Speaker 6 (01:08:27):
They show Galactus right Exactlyalactus a p this beginning Silver surfer.
Anybody going crazy because Silla Surface is a woman who cares.
The silver surfers are being that gets chosen. There's always
different silver surfers.

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
Galactus, what is that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Well? They left Earth, got the fuck up out of it.
You be soft Earth. The club is taken. We are
going to find their kids are super omega fucking mutants.
Crush him high that No, I don't know face the danger.

(01:09:19):
We will protect you. Family. It's about connecting to something
bigger than yourself who face it together as a family.
I probably enjoy it, but I'm not hyped to see it. Yeah,
it's probably gonna be a lot of good actors in it.

Speaker 6 (01:09:43):
I think I think this is gonna be the number
one movie this weekend, Like easy, what time is it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Bad?

Speaker 9 (01:09:50):
No, Johnny, I don't wanna.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
We'll see what happens with that. Let's see, we'll see
I saw twenty eight years later. Oh yeah, yeah, wife
has been dying to see it. I feel bad. I
haven't taken them to be on that thing thing and
it's not all Maine. Zombie is basically twenty eight years
after after the whole whole situation. The world is pretty

(01:10:27):
much zombiefied at this point.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
Nobody survived, no country, no yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
The worlds. We imagine they've they they've they've put the
zombies into certain locations. The zombies are like on uh,
some of the British isles and they've locked it down.
Whoever's still on those islands is quarantine like quarantine zones. Yeah,
you know what I mean, you don't really see the
rest of the world as much. And these zombies on
these islands have like they've like utens and that they

(01:10:53):
have like little colonies now little zombies, zombies evolved. Yeah wow.
The main zombie is like they called us Alpha zombie
throughout this whole movie. This fucking zombie run around but
ass naked because they like fucking they.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
Were any clothes the zombies. I mean, I guess you know,
I looked at it twenty eight years later. They're not
shopping for clothes. They don't give a fuck the movie.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
The main zombie has a fucking long ass dick that
you see most of the flopping over slapping. That's my wife.
He's excited to see.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
Yeah, you did seem to send on Hawai.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Go watch that. You enjoy your sothing just dick. Dick
flops in his knee the whole time.

Speaker 9 (01:11:35):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Listen. He gets one of the zombies pregnant. They try
to take a zombie pregnant baby, and then they fucking
the zombies.

Speaker 6 (01:11:42):
Yeah, oh ship, Well we keep saying technically they're not zombies.
Got the rage right, the rage virus, they just basically
they on rabies type ship yeah, like yeah, and so
they're still human.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
They just full of rage and the rage virus like
has also mutated something made them bigger. So they mwins.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Everybody mewans fucking about the big big zombie. They love it. Yeah, man,
twenty eight inches later, that's that's really what it is.
But it was a good movie though. Yeah, this is scary.
I go, oh my god, No, it was the zombie.

(01:12:27):
This this big dig zombie. We're going by a big
big examber d d.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Yeah. When he kills people, he would like grab that
thing and rip that whole skull out, oh like predator
and ship. So it was fine.

Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
Yeah, the whole thing like Scorpion and it's Wolf.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
That's brutal, and they would show it to you. He
did it. He did it to a few people like
just and that's why I can't those movies are hard
to watch. You with his dick flopping around.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
I couldn't see that on Mortal Kombat with Scorpion, but
to see that ship like reinacted like as real as possible.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
It's just sucks to get killed by a zombie and
tea bagged all that one you do, that's a deep
total bomb. I need more room in that throat pile
drive you and I just got dick and face, Like Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
I'm shocked.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
They fucking, they fucking and they had babies, said they
had a baby baby. It's like a baby monster, like
a rage monster.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Well, I don't ruin the movie for you, because that's
kind of the baby's kind of like an.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
ARC b d Z solidified. I'm not in a rush
to see in the crib with Wifey and.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
I love. I don't think I'm catching this in the theater,
so I don't need to see that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:42):
And I man, I'm not not the seventy foot of it.
That's why she wants to see it, zombie Dick, little
pale and ship was man, Hey, I support her enough, you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
Let me see I can find it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Oh that's forty, Well find what what's it called? Again?
Twenty twenty eight inches later.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Twenty feeling yo with your boy, Rick Bell And when
I want to hear some real shit. I listened to
Conceding Nobody They keep it one hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Oh yeah, a.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Couple of nobodies you should fucking listen to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
I just got the forty. Y'all might let it bang
on him. I might writ my heart alphole heart on
my pain on him. I might want to shine copp
a couple chains on him. I might want to stun
and pull up in that rings over

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