December 25, 2024 • 10 mins
Really? Max manages to take over AGAIN?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I know a lot of you are wondering if
Max is going to sabotage our show for another Christmas
special this year. Well, he's not going to do that
this time. He is in fact here in the studio
with us as a co host for a change.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
This way we can celebrate the holidays together as a
family and not have anything go wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Right Max, You are so right, my beloved mother and father,
my dear listeners and fans, I have decided that in
this sacred time of year, it is important to share
our family experiences and to minimize the strife and strain
that can so often upset an otherwise joyous season. For
that reason, I am only too happy to cooperate with
(00:40):
you both. In fact, I would go so far as
to say, come in, Hey, it's Frankie.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yo, Moms, Hey, Baldy, hey big brother.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Hello, my dear Frankfurt. What brings you to the studio?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I was just wondering if any of you has had
a few bucks so I can give the guy at
the door tip. What guy at the door Sadie ordered
two hundred pounds of dog food and ten cans of
tennis balls. Looks like a full create of fish snacks too.
Best big sister guy can have, eh, what Melanie? I
told you to change the passwords to our Amazon account.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I did twice.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You're the one who didn't cancel the credit card when
I asked you to.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I've got a million things to do.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You're right, but there is no time to argue. All right,
I'll go talk to the delivery guy and you find
Sadie so we can. I don't even know what we
need to do about this.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We'll be right back you too, Now you as.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Won't not again, Frank.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I thought it was going to be different this time.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What can I say? We cats are creatures of habit,
and this is one of my favorite habits.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Hit it.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Welcome to the seventh annual Max von regal Beeezer Christmas
Extravaganza featuring Fritz. You have a fluffy bottom, Sadie pup, Frankfurt,
pea creamsicle and special surprise guests. Now here's your host,
Maximilion von Regalbiezer.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Thank you, Larry.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It thrills me to the jingles of my bells to
bring you another holiday special.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
We have so much.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Fun in store, but for now, it's my favorite Christmas tradition.
Of all, as we begin with a yule Tide song
from our beloved Fritzy.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Thank you, big brother, Am, said the shepherd's pie to
the wreck of lamb. Do you smell it?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I smell?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Take a giant with wreck of lamb? Do you smell it?
I smell the smell of pie foloading in the breeze.
Let us top it off with some cheese. Let us
top it off with some cheese. Set the wreck of
lamb to the chicken a laquin? Do you taste what
I taste? With your taste with chicken a laquin? Do
you taste what I taste?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Some ham?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Some ham cook with honey glaze.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Let us put it into our face. Let us put
it into our face, said the chicken, and looking to everyone,
Listen to what I say. Grab your fooks and knives. Everyone,
listen to what I say.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Devour, Devour all the food inside.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It will bring us goodness and light. Just keep eating
all the food inside inside inside.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
That was sheer heaven, my beloved sister.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And now we take you to that little coffee shack
down the street for a special edition of Poetry Corner.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Welcome all you elves and Elvis's to the coolest spot
south of the north Pole. And now to rock your
stockings and jangle your bells. Is the cat who's hip
when the rest start to slip, get it all together for.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Wolf like Noell. Noell got a story to tell. The
stockings are hanging, the tinsel is hung, there's eggnogged drink
and songs to be sung. But you can just miss
(04:19):
me with that Christmas stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Chum.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
I'll be home in the corner, just sucking my thumb.
It's a wonderful life is on the TV. There's candy
and ornaments on the old tree, people laughing and singing
and cutting the rug. But this year for me, it's
a hard bah humbug. What's the matter with you? You
(04:43):
all ask with a frown, why are you screoging us
all and bringing us down? Well, I think you all
must be way high on crack. Don't you all know
that the Orange Man's back. He's gonna put all the
gaze in internment camp, crash the economy, kill your old gramps,
(05:04):
and then make abortion a federal crime and other stuff
we said he'd do the last time. So sing all
your carols and ride on your sleds. All be alone
here just dreading my dreads and just you wait, you'll
be crying a plenty when it finally hits home. Come
(05:25):
January twenty, Happy new year. Gonna groove out of here.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Thank you Wolf. And now I have a very special
interview to l Marx. Hey, big bradda, can I hang
out with this? I'd like to roin the ropes. I
should be delighted to have you along for the ride,
my dear boy.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Let's do it live from the counterculture Wise newsroom.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
It's interviews to the max with your favorite interviewer and mine,
Maximilian von Riegelbezer.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Thank you, Larry.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I am excited to the core my orange being to
have this exclusive exit interview with the commander in chief.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Please give a warm.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And festive counterculture Wise welcome to none other than Joe Biden.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh, my fellow cats. Good evening, sir, we are honored
to have you here tonight. Well, it's great to be
here in northwest Zambia.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
This guy's lost as marbles. Now now, Frankie, let's be
gracious hosts. Mister President, you have served this nation for
many years. Now as you look back on all of
your years a senator Vice president and now the highest
office in the land. What do you consider to be
your greatest achievement?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Staying awake during all those Senate hearings.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I had to go to a very lucid reply, sir,
you have my compliments.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, let's face it, I don't really have to give
a crap anymore. But if about me, let's talk about myself. Ah,
back to normal.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I see.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Do you have any regrets, sir? Well, to quote Bert Lancaster,
I only regret that I have but one life to
lose for my country.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Wait, I heighted this guy. He's the guy who went
all blue screen of death during the debate. I've seen
you onto YouTube's. How do you get to be the prayers? Anyways, Frankfurt,
I beseech you show some respect.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
My apology is good, sir. He is just a kitten
and wasn't even born when you debated mister Trump.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's okay, mister frog, who's a tadpole?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Once to tadpole? Who you calling a tadpole?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Eh?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
If he wasn't the president, I'd take you out back and.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh with you. I think we need to go Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Wait a minute, who's this broad?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It's the president's wife. My apology, Jill.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, whatever, let's guju gumma cummen you I've got a pudding.
It's chocolate.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Well, goodbye and happy for the July. Hey that rhyme.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I guess I've still got some learned to do. Amax,
That's all.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Right, Frankie, my boy, I was this close to singing
a round of Hail to the thief.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Tune in next time for another interview to the Max.
And now for her very first appearance on our show,
Here's Southern Cooking with Sadie.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, thank y'all so much. I'm pleased as punch to
be here today. We're gonna show you how to make
a first class holiday pot roast with all the trimmings,
a festive vegetable casserole as a sad, some delicious homemade
and it's scrumptious cherry pie for dessert. Well, we're gonna
chat and laugh and have ourselves.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
A ball.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Wait, ball, ball?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Where's the ball?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Ky, Max?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Where's the ball?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I gotta get the ball, Get the ball.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Where's the ball?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Ball?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
There's a ball.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I know there's a ball.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Get the ball. There's a ball.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
There's a ball.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
There's many balls.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
There's balls under things, there's.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
There's where's the ball?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Screw to get the ball through the wall, through the ball,
through the ball.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Where's the ball?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Where's the ball? Where's the ball? Get the ball?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Get the ball?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And so much for that segment, and so much for
our holidays special, and so much for you you littill
get your orange butt over here.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I'm gonna be careful, father, remember your heart condition.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
For that matter, my heart.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
You're not off the hook either, Frankie.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I didn't do nothing. Yo yo yo gets to miss
off me. Moms.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Would it be too late for me to promise never
to do this again?
So I know a lot of you are wondering if
Max is going to sabotage our show for another Christmas
special this year. Well, he's not going to do that
this time. He is in fact here in the studio
with us as a co host for a change.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
This way we can celebrate the holidays together as a
family and not have anything go wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Right Max, You are so right, my beloved mother and father,
my dear listeners and fans, I have decided that in
this sacred time of year, it is important to share
our family experiences and to minimize the strife and strain
that can so often upset an otherwise joyous season. For
that reason, I am only too happy to cooperate with
(00:40):
you both. In fact, I would go so far as
to say, come in, Hey, it's Frankie.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yo, Moms, Hey, Baldy, hey big brother.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Hello, my dear Frankfurt. What brings you to the studio?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I was just wondering if any of you has had
a few bucks so I can give the guy at
the door tip. What guy at the door Sadie ordered
two hundred pounds of dog food and ten cans of
tennis balls. Looks like a full create of fish snacks too.
Best big sister guy can have, eh, what Melanie? I
told you to change the passwords to our Amazon account.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I did twice.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You're the one who didn't cancel the credit card when
I asked you to.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I've got a million things to do.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
You're right, but there is no time to argue. All right,
I'll go talk to the delivery guy and you find
Sadie so we can. I don't even know what we
need to do about this.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We'll be right back you too, Now you as.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Won't not again, Frank.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I thought it was going to be different this time.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
What can I say? We cats are creatures of habit,
and this is one of my favorite habits.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Hit it.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Welcome to the seventh annual Max von regal Beeezer Christmas
Extravaganza featuring Fritz. You have a fluffy bottom, Sadie pup, Frankfurt,
pea creamsicle and special surprise guests. Now here's your host,
Maximilion von Regalbiezer.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Thank you, Larry.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It thrills me to the jingles of my bells to
bring you another holiday special.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
We have so much.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Fun in store, but for now, it's my favorite Christmas tradition.
Of all, as we begin with a yule Tide song
from our beloved Fritzy.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Thank you, big brother, Am, said the shepherd's pie to
the wreck of lamb. Do you smell it?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
I smell?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Take a giant with wreck of lamb? Do you smell it?
I smell the smell of pie foloading in the breeze.
Let us top it off with some cheese. Let us
top it off with some cheese. Set the wreck of
lamb to the chicken a laquin? Do you taste what
I taste? With your taste with chicken a laquin? Do
you taste what I taste?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Some ham?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Some ham cook with honey glaze.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Let us put it into our face. Let us put
it into our face, said the chicken, and looking to everyone,
Listen to what I say. Grab your fooks and knives. Everyone,
listen to what I say.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Devour, Devour all the food inside.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It will bring us goodness and light. Just keep eating
all the food inside inside inside.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
That was sheer heaven, my beloved sister.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
And now we take you to that little coffee shack
down the street for a special edition of Poetry Corner.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Welcome all you elves and Elvis's to the coolest spot
south of the north Pole. And now to rock your
stockings and jangle your bells. Is the cat who's hip
when the rest start to slip, get it all together for.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Wolf like Noell. Noell got a story to tell. The
stockings are hanging, the tinsel is hung, there's eggnogged drink
and songs to be sung. But you can just miss
(04:19):
me with that Christmas stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Chum.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
I'll be home in the corner, just sucking my thumb.
It's a wonderful life is on the TV. There's candy
and ornaments on the old tree, people laughing and singing
and cutting the rug. But this year for me, it's
a hard bah humbug. What's the matter with you? You
(04:43):
all ask with a frown, why are you screoging us
all and bringing us down? Well, I think you all
must be way high on crack. Don't you all know
that the Orange Man's back. He's gonna put all the
gaze in internment camp, crash the economy, kill your old gramps,
(05:04):
and then make abortion a federal crime and other stuff
we said he'd do the last time. So sing all
your carols and ride on your sleds. All be alone
here just dreading my dreads and just you wait, you'll
be crying a plenty when it finally hits home. Come
(05:25):
January twenty, Happy new year. Gonna groove out of here.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Thank you Wolf. And now I have a very special
interview to l Marx. Hey, big bradda, can I hang
out with this? I'd like to roin the ropes. I
should be delighted to have you along for the ride,
my dear boy.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Let's do it live from the counterculture Wise newsroom.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
It's interviews to the max with your favorite interviewer and mine,
Maximilian von Riegelbezer.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Thank you, Larry.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I am excited to the core my orange being to
have this exclusive exit interview with the commander in chief.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Please give a warm.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And festive counterculture Wise welcome to none other than Joe Biden.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Oh, my fellow cats. Good evening, sir, we are honored
to have you here tonight. Well, it's great to be
here in northwest Zambia.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
This guy's lost as marbles. Now now, Frankie, let's be
gracious hosts. Mister President, you have served this nation for
many years. Now as you look back on all of
your years a senator Vice president and now the highest
office in the land. What do you consider to be
your greatest achievement?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Staying awake during all those Senate hearings.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I had to go to a very lucid reply, sir,
you have my compliments.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, let's face it, I don't really have to give
a crap anymore. But if about me, let's talk about myself. Ah,
back to normal.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I see.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Do you have any regrets, sir? Well, to quote Bert Lancaster,
I only regret that I have but one life to
lose for my country.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Wait, I heighted this guy. He's the guy who went
all blue screen of death during the debate. I've seen
you onto YouTube's. How do you get to be the prayers? Anyways, Frankfurt,
I beseech you show some respect.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
My apology is good, sir. He is just a kitten
and wasn't even born when you debated mister Trump.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's okay, mister frog, who's a tadpole?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Once to tadpole? Who you calling a tadpole?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Eh?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
If he wasn't the president, I'd take you out back and.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Oh with you. I think we need to go Joe.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Wait a minute, who's this broad?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It's the president's wife. My apology, Jill.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Yeah, whatever, let's guju gumma cummen you I've got a pudding.
It's chocolate.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Well, goodbye and happy for the July. Hey that rhyme.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
I guess I've still got some learned to do. Amax,
That's all.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Right, Frankie, my boy, I was this close to singing
a round of Hail to the thief.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Tune in next time for another interview to the Max.
And now for her very first appearance on our show,
Here's Southern Cooking with Sadie.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Well, thank y'all so much. I'm pleased as punch to
be here today. We're gonna show you how to make
a first class holiday pot roast with all the trimmings,
a festive vegetable casserole as a sad, some delicious homemade
and it's scrumptious cherry pie for dessert. Well, we're gonna
chat and laugh and have ourselves.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
A ball.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Wait, ball, ball?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
Where's the ball?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Ky, Max?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Where's the ball?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I gotta get the ball, Get the ball.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
Where's the ball?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Ball?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
There's a ball.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
I know there's a ball.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Get the ball. There's a ball.
Speaker 8 (09:17):
There's a ball.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
There's many balls.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
There's balls under things, there's.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
There's where's the ball?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Screw to get the ball through the wall, through the ball,
through the ball.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Where's the ball?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Where's the ball? Where's the ball? Get the ball?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Get the ball?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
And so much for that segment, and so much for
our holidays special, and so much for you you littill
get your orange butt over here.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
I'm gonna be careful, father, remember your heart condition.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
For that matter, my heart.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
You're not off the hook either, Frankie.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I didn't do nothing. Yo yo yo gets to miss
off me. Moms.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Would it be too late for me to promise never
to do this again?
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