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The tail Gage Show, The tailGage Good job on the production there,
Jared, what's up everybody? Welcometo another episode of The tail Gage Show,
The tail Gage Show, The tailGage Show. And you say,
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You say, yo, yo yo, what is Blocome back? Two
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weeks in a row, and thefucking did the intro? Jared dropped the
ball and now, hey, what'sup? Jay cooks Kitchen? Who you
know? Hey, welcome back.How's everyone doing? Shitty? Another episode
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of The Tailgate Show. It's apodcast about a football team called the Chicago
Bears. Are they a football team? They're a team. I'm able to
touch on it just a couple ofminutes. How do you guys feel?
Thursday night? Thursday night? Canyou be more specific? There was a
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game against the Commanders that are belovedChicago Bears played in all orange. The
Commander, I'm sorry. Probably theway of those jerseys and helmets are awful.
Oranges new black. I don't mindthe orange jerseys with the blue helmets,
but I think Diddy nailed it.If you put the bear head on
that helmet, it might be adifferent look. I think the orange the
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orange itself is bad. It no, but like a navy blue helmet with
an orange bearhead? Right? Butthat orange? Like why that orange?
Like, let's go with their regularabout I know, but but I'm just
saying, like, if you're gonnabe orange, like, why do they
go with a whole different shade oforange? That's what I don't understand.
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Go with your normal shade of orange. So that was the positive take,
Like, yeah, like that's literallythe most positive thing I can talk about
that game. The uniforms were disgusting. That's the best part of that game.
Commanders too, those are fucking horrible. Yeah. Well, as I
was saying in the chat, Ifeel like they've always had bad uniforms.
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But like to be wrong, Boomboom, that's supposed to be your team,
my team. I thought I wasa Panthers fan. No, but
didn't you grow up in that area? I did. I grew up in
Washington, territ right, so whywhy have you? Uh? Because I
was like, why the hell wouldI want to root for the Washington football
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team. They're terrible? So Ipicked its team, but you could you
could have picked the Ravens. True, I could have picked the Ravens.
Yeah, I really yeah, Ireally fudged that one. I can't talk.
I can't talk. I've given up. I've like, actually, you
can turn my back on several SuperBowls between the team up north and me
and the team south of me.So I could have went Giants, could
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have went Patriots, but here Iam. So yeah, anyway, would
you guys think about the actual game. I had people that I respect their
opinion and they're like, I'd ratherbe watching high school football right now,
texting me live. I'm like,thanks, areciate you? Number one?
The Thursday product is trash no matterwho's playing, it just is um and
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you could I mean that the gamelast week the Colts and the Broncos was
like, was like laughably bad,and then this game it was just like
I didn't watch that Prime View orwhatever it is. My brother was saying,
it's pretty dope though. Yeah,it seems like it's better to watch
it when it's not your team.But it's kind of cool. You get
to see the route, the route, trees and everything. He told he
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said. He said colcmett was openedseveral times, like ridiculously open. But
his eyes aren't supposed to go there, So that wasn't him fucking move your
eyes, dumbassy. I think Ithink his eyes are moving pretty pretty decently.
It's just not trusting what he sees. No, But it was what's
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his face there in the end zone? Uh, dude from the Jets,
the tight end that was wide open. That's what he is referring to.
Dilfor said. It was basically hisgroin placement. Did you did you hear
the breakdown? Yeah, it wasthe way his groin was pointing. If
his ball straight, then Justin wouldhave known to you know, not all
of a sudden. Now that weget down to like the goal line,
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now Justin wants to throw anticipation throwsright like it doesn't happen most of the
game, but in the end zone, it's it's an excuse of oh,
anticipation. Ark Cohen, with onearm tied behind his back, would hit
that throw like fucking Cody white Haircould have hit that tight end. Just
stop it, Jair. He waswide the fuck open hands unbelievably fucking open,
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like get the There is no excuseon God's green earth that can be
made for him missing that throw.And the fact that people are out there
who are paid to talk about thisshit are saying that is just I mean,
I don't know what it is.It's like fucking nice to hear today.
I understand in a perfect what they'resaying, though, like you do,
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lead the guy, I get it, but like I don't care.
You had time to stop, pullout a bag of trail mix, find
the M and m's that you like, and throw the nuts you don't like
out and wait for the ay toland in the end zone and then hit
him. He had plenty of fuckingtime. He had all fucking day.
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It's a gigantic six foot five guy. Just hit him in the chest right,
flick it or just flick it upin the air and get some air
underneath it and let the large manstand there and wait for it to come
down. There's a theme there too, because he missed Mooney in the same
way, because he hurried the throwto that Mooney bobble. He should have
been in the first Sorry, yeah, I agree with you here though,
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But Kurt Warner today said that regardlessof what Ryan's Griffin's hips positions, where
that's a lay up there that youhave to make, any quarterback makes that.
But so he doesn't make he triesto make an anticipatition throw on that
one. But the one to Mooneyat the end, yes, he should
have called it. It hit himin the hands, But that ball is
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supposed to go more towards the pylonon the outside, and he puts it
right on him. So that's twodifferent throws. One he's putting right on
him. One he's trying to leada guy. Just put it on the
damn guy. Well, but here'sthe thing, and we're not talking about
the Mooney play at the end.Put it on who Mooney's what like fucking
five foot seven? No that thatthat ball should have gone more to the
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outside towards the pilon. Oh please, But if if that's where the ball
had gone, Mooney would have hadno shot. Oh I don't know about
it. He wasn't even open.He didn't get open. He's tiny,
and he fucking and the ball wasin a perfectly catchable place. Mike Evans
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down in his sleep. Yeah,DeAndre Hopkins makes that catching this DK metcalf
kill Harry does he make that catch? No? You know, you know
what, though, I just foundit funny that, like, oh well,
Kurt Warner said like that. Nowwe have enough guys like reviewing this
justin fields film that like you justbasically whatever narrative you have, you just
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latch onto that film to push discussionand push conversations. Jenkins is having his
own takes. It's like if youhave three guys breaking down the quarter play
because it's problem, it's a fuckingproblem. It's just it's a big market.
No, it's a problem with yourquarterback. Dude, it's time to
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fucking the BS has got to stop. Did they ever do this for Mitch?
Though? I have sure people peoplepeople did breakdowns all the time,
like Kurt Warner, Trent Dilfer,like guys like that, former players.
I think Warner doesn't do it weeklywith right, But but just in just
three or four years, the landscapeof all of that has changed a lot.
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These guys are all doing breakdowns,right, because you had a bunch
of jack offs that started trying tosell their breakdowns that didn't know shit,
that just played football, and nowyou actually have real n right exactly like
and and honestly, I'm sure thatthat's part of the reason why they got
in the game. They were like, look at these morons, you know,
fucking out here, like like droolingall over themselves and stuttering over the
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all twenty two and and they don'tknow what the fuck they're talking about.
They literally don't know what the fuckthey're talking about. And so they were
like, well, you know what, We're gonna break this shit down.
And they still most of them stilladmit they don't know all the details of
what every player is supposed to do, because the only people that fucking know
that are the people on the team. Like, you can line up in
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the same fucking U formation and runa play that looks exactly the same,
but there could be a wrinkle init that that they don't know about.
And the smart guys like you know, um, what's his face QB school
guy stop at O'Sullivan gave up onfields. I haven't seen the fields breakdown
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on him in a couple of weeks. Well, I mean, you can
only beat a dead horse for solong, Like you know, it's like,
but they did too, because Ithink he's still he's still covering fields.
They will tell you that they don'tknow what the fuck is going on
either completely. They can they canmake an extremely educated guess. I mean.
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Fact the matter is is that youwhatever momentum he had off of the
Minnesota game, he's completely erased.Like you know, he's not the guy
we thought. I can't speak foryou guys, He's not the guy I
thought he was gonna be. Ithought he was gonna be the guy that
made everybody better around him. Wesaid it several times. He's definitely disappointing
me in that way. But thenhe I think he's worth at least like
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riding to like let's see if thingsget better by the end of the season.
If he could stay, gonna makeit to the end of the season.
That's the other thing. He washit like twelve times, stacked five
times, and there was at leastthree moments in the game where I was
like, up, that's it,Like when when he got hit low and
of course get a fucking flag forgetting hit low. He's got guys all
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over him, and this guy divesin on his knees and I was like,
that's his fucking knee right there.It's over. Yeah, somehow you
know the kid is tough or forwhatever the fuck that's worth, you know,
right, well, until Jay wasn'tright. Everybody shut on him in
the NFC Championship game. But Jaygot clocked all the time. So yes,
we've had tough time, like stackten times and a half. So
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pay here, right. It's justlike, um, the thing is,
everything is wrong, and people wantto just pick one thing, not just
justin. It's not just the Oline, it's not just the play calling.
It's not just a lack of skill, position, talent. It's all
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of it. It's all true.But I don't understand like the lack of
him from wanting to run quick game. I don't know if he's just not
capable of it. But like thathelps you old line, he's not really
helping them out like Russell Wilson alwayslike he was a guy that held the
ball too long and it really stressesyour offensive line too. So the movie's
helping each other right now. That'sa comp that I heard made this week
for the first time, was youngRussell Wilson. No, Russ a lot
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better, actually know that, butthat, but no, not necessarily.
He was pretty rough in its firstIt wasn't this bad. Nobody's this bad,
extra special, extra bad. SoI'm not trying to I'm just saying
that I heard the comp made.I'm not agreeing with it. I just
think that that's not the comps.Yeah, the comps need to stop.
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He's he's plumbing himself into his ownprivate island of terrible. So the comps
can really cease because he's becoming uncomparable. And that's where that I don't know
who I was listening to. Yeah, Russ's rookie year just to get Yeah,
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thirty one hundred yards, twenty sixtouchdowns and ten picks rating sixteen games.
It's it's only part sixteen games,right, I know. And I'm
just saying that's that's the level thatwe're now reaching to this Russ in the
second season thirty three hundred yards,twenty six touchdowns and nine picks. Yeah,
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it's like it's that would be likethat's like Fifth and Bears history as
acts who comped them to Russ?Who who did that? Remember? I
want to block them. I can'tremember it was a good blocking people in
that game. Charles Leno. Ohgod, you know what, though,
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Robert corn is pretty quiet, soI can't really defensive blocked all year.
Though. Defense actually help them,and Brisker did was doing his thing early
like the defense freaking lay more thanwell enough to win the game. Yeah,
you gave up twelve points. Youcan't get in the end zone three
times Bears get beaten by a quarterbackwho throws less than one hundred yards.
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Justin. Justin also gave him theball. Pretty pretty good. The Bears
got beaten by terrible, terrible CarsonWins and that fucking receiver of theirs drop
I'm sorry, one on the fivestupid like that. Yeah, they scored
touchdowns in the red zone. ButI also right, but I also said
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I also heard this said, whichwas that there were like five or six
game losing plays in that game.VELAs is part of the problem. I
mean, I was. He didn'teven return punts in college. He was
a kickoff for Turner. And theyhave decided that this guy, they basically
are what they're trying to do isjustify the pick on him. That's what
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they're they're trying to find ways toget him the ball because I think they
understand and realize that he's not readyfor the offense, which is why you've
only seen him for two or threeJack, he ain't. You don't make
him do something he's never done beforein his second game and what's happened or
it's his third game, what's happenedtwo games in a row. I mean,
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the dude is he's pressing. Hehears all the shit about about where
he was picked. He's trying toprove everybody wrong. And he's not over
the hill already at twenty five.Like, I mean, you know this
guy's gonna be over the hill inthree years yep. So like what I
mean, it's just a fucking stupidpick. And just to watch the tape
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on him, like what the fuck? Bro? Like apparently he didn't read
the back of his football card andsee his date of birth, because God,
like, what is wrong with you? Like, I mean, you're
twenty three and you're picking a dudethat's two years older than you. I
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could come. Did Pierce go beforehim? I forget Pierce went twenty first?
Yeah? Did he? Yeah?I believe I believe he was in
the second round. Yeah, Piersonperson wasn't in their first round. Now
he went, he went, uhno, he was like that twenty.
I think it was the twenty firstpick in the second round. Okay,
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I want to say that makes thatsounds about I don't know it was.
It was late in the second round, but I believe we could have taken
him instead of he caught a gamewinner this week, sure did. Hey
man, the Colts have looked deada few times. Oh yeah, where's
the ballard hater? I mean,first on that Divisi, let's go Matt
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Ryan just needed some time to warmup. It's true that Jonathan Taylor he
threw fifty eight times. That's almostas much as Fields is thrown all year.
So like that dude as old ashell. And I mean he looks
cooked though he does not look good. He looked that way in Atlanta just
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nobody was watching. It's Atlanta Atlantaalso, and that was a really really
bad offensive line, really bad team. They won, Yeah they did,
but remember when fucking Ryan was puttingup huge numbers to to Julio and they
weren't winning, and nobody gave afuck, right, I mean, we
took we took before Pierce by theway, just letting y'all know we took
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both of them before Pierce. Idon't have a problem with the brisker pick.
I'm like, I'm not. I'mnot as sold on Gordon. I
think Gordon. It looks like Tyler'splayed well the last two weeks. No,
I think he's gonna be fine.I think he'll be fine. I
think he might have still been alittle bit overdrafted, that's all. Or
do you just prioritize draft or positionwill need more? Could the secondary have
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waited to been a dress next offseason? Yeah, yeah, it could
have, because who fucking cares?Like I want to know whether the cornerbacks
can passing league? You draft guysto stop it? Who the fuck cares?
It definitely matters. I just don'tknow if it matters more matter reporting
your year two development. Well,listen, I already said what they were
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gonna do. I told you guysnot to like be like I told you,
thank me in the morning, Butfucking I said they were gonna run
the ship out of the ball.Their plan was to run the ship out
of the ball like almost nothing we'veever seen, and they were doing I
don't think there I don't know.If I don't know, if like there
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was any wide receivers at that pointin the draft, if you think that's
the best cornerback available, I don'tknow. Well no, I mean I
think Diddy kind of nailed it theredespite what we think. They obviously went
best player available on their board.And if that, if Kyler and Brisker
were that much more highly rated thantheir top rated wide receiver, then it
makes sense of why they took thoseguys. And I still think they have
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both have a shitloaded potential. LikeI agree picks. Listen, I'm not
saying I'm out on Gordon. I'mjust I just don't you wouldn't take Romeo
Dobs. I just don't. Youknow. My thing, if guys weren't
even like we we had we had, We've had situations here in the past
where guys were not getting open atall, Like dudes are getting open now,
whether or not they're like they're nottop tier talent. I get that,
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but like there's dude's wide ass open, Like even though they're not top
guys, right, and guys aredropping, What would it What would that
draft pick have done? I don'tknow, I don't know. I don't
fucking know. It's all trash.It's like we want to pass through,
like what's recyclable trash? Well,like Pickens, right, he's getting,
he's he's catching. Justin's not reallythrowing those You didn't throw them, right.
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I think the biggest argument you canmake is why then they take an
offensive lineman instead of a wide receiverat this point, because the offensive line
has been more of a problem thanthe wide receiver. Corpez just all I
know is there's an indictment to bemade, and the indictment is this.
Cole Commet was on the team lastyear. Darnell Mooney was on the team
last year. Justin Fields was alsoon the team last year. All of
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them look markedly worse with this team. And is it really because the offensive
line is that much worse than lastyear? I would say no. The
offensive line was also very bad lastyear. So so far, if we're
just looking at it, like empirically, Getsi and Janoko are worse than fucking
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Naggy and company at this point intime. A number one don't care,
Well, it doesn't matter. He'snot a number one wide receiver. Okay,
Well, he was still on abad receiving corps. Hey, but
a rod as bad as he waslast year did he was a deco fine.
But even if you take separate allthat, separate all that, you
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can't tell me that Justin did notlook better in the naggy offense than he
does now. He looked bad,but he looked better than now they have
made so far, they have madeMooney comment and feels worse. Yep,
I can't even argue it. Idon't like they're worse. The only person
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that's better is maybe I don't knowthe right till now. Last year the
offensive was not better because he wasn'tin the league. The offensive last year
gave up fifty eight sacks thirty sixto Justin, eighteen to Andy Dalton,
and for to Nick Foles, sofifty eight total. This year they are
on track for sixty five, soseven more so maybe not as marketably worse
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like that's that's just a factor ofJustin being bad also, but she also
a factor that in from last yetcreates two sacks a game for himself.
You bet you. He fumbled alot. He fumbled so much it's like
insane. But you got under thestability again once again, Bears. No
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what we We've drafted Mitch. Andthen next the next year we fucking start
over with a coaching GM. Wedrafted Justin. We fucking start right over
again. Naie had already been here, Naggie had already established himself, Naggie
already had his system in place fora couple of years. When Justin got
here, there was more stability.It's brand new. You got third once
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again, thirty one new guys.The ship is not gonna just like fucking
overnight it. We knew what wewere getting into the slipping slide game for.
For some weird fucking reason, wegot a little yoked. We're like,
yeah, let's go Bears. There. It was a lot of hype.
We hit bullshit and the guys,hey, we were talking about four
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winds like but but there was athere was an iceberg of of hype.
And this is fucking Bears. Allthe time. We're negative, we're negative,
we're negative, and there's just alittle peak of positivity sticking out of
water. But as soon as somethingfucking happens, you see the want we
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want so bad for just something tofucking go right and to feel good on
Sunday. That we'll just fucking gowith anything. And and we wanted to
believe so bad that that this coachcould do, you know, magic,
because also we saw Naggy kind ofdo magic in twenty eighteen. I mean,
let's not forget that was his firstseason. Such a better team though,
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of course. But but again,and we were just talking about this.
You you you you need the guy, but you also need the guys
behind the guy. You need theguy who identified the guy and the guy
who can make the quarterback into theguy. Gave me a number one rod
receiver off the Patriots, please andthank you. And the receivers took their
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two tight ends are better than ourwide receivers. Yeah, yeah, how
do we know? Our tight endswould probably be pretty good if they spent
how much money on each tight end? Like nine nine plus a million.
I'm just saying, man, howmany catches would this dude's got three hundred
yards and three touchdowns? Chair?They have Hunter, Henry Ray and who
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else? John Smith? Yeah,come on, both good fucking tight ends
that we would kill the have.I'm just saying, Okay, they have
a higher talent level in general,Chair, and they're often an oh my
god, I was so I watchedJared watched Zappy Man like god, yeah,
I had time, yeah, timeall day. Yes, but when
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he does, he also stands there. Yes, yes, he stands there.
He climbs the pockets a climb pocketthat you trust though, or pocket
pocket that's there for your center isgetting blown upon the docket. He has
times he has not. I haveto speak to our tens of listeners for
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a second. Listen and if everybodyshould know this, but but Jaire has
to be one of the three orfour people on the fucking planet. Oh
that was on the Bailey's Zappy train. Okay, hold on, baby Zappy.
Crain had one car and it wasJair. Chug chuck chugg check a
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check a check a check check achug a check a chuck a check a
chew chew. Jair loved some BaileyZappy. We thought it was fucking hilarious.
I thought he was made up andwe would play the game like real
or fake. If you had saidBailey Zappy, I'd be like, that's
not a real player. I've neverthere's no way that person is a real
player. This motherfucker Bailey Zappy likeset college records, passing yards like records.
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He's from Kentucky. He's a straightgun slinger. You know, bro,
the defense un hundred QB rating firsttime since when fifty seven Jerkersen like
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fucking Bailey, Zappy is a thing, and it's just so fucking bears that
that the failure has to be likelike it was written by like fucking you
know, some sort of like angryRussian writer from the forties. Like it's
just like we have to like fuckinggo less of just until next Monday night
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and you can talk to me abouthow great Zappy is. I can't wait
to watch him go down in frontof your eyes. Oh my god,
the straight face Belichick and Zappy aregoing to single handly light this stop.
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We're gonna sleep easy because of oursecondary mc jones will never see the field
again. Quarterbacks, mold quarterbacks giveBill a hard time. Okay, Okay,
I like this. Let's let themgo. Jared Field is gonna get
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disected like a fucking frog in highschool. Belichick is going to lay him
out. Remember when the Remember whenthe Lions were the top scoring team in
the league, averaging like thirty sevenpoints a game, and then they went
to the page Patriots. How manydid they score against the Patriots? Zero?
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Are you kidding me? That theywere scoring thirty seven points a game
and they went in courts zero.The funny thing is, though Diddy's not
wrong, Bilichick has had some problemswith mobile guys. I just don't know
if our guys gonna be the well, remember that completion percentage is really it
does not matter. Like Justin canrun from the twenties to the twenties all
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he fucking wants, and I reservethe right that if he lights up the
Patriots fucking a, let's go oye? Actually did this? Is not
the Patriots team that like, thisis not something to brag about. It
beat this Patriot team. Beat Cleveland. We'll take every win we can get.
Jesus Christ, they beat Cleveland.Oh my god, his arm for
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one. Number one. Look aroundthe league and look at the rest arts
banged up, Bro, that's likehun, he would have only had seven
sacks. There's so many two andfour and three and three teams right now,
it's crazy. Did you see howclean that fucking Zappi was against that
vaunted Cleveland defense, Yair, theyweren't getting that much pressure on him,
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Bro, their defense. There,they're in the they're in the twenties in
the league. Defense. This isthey lost. They also lost one of
their best players in the defensive line, didn't they against us? Shouldn't matter?
Next man up, right, it'sCleveland defense, Cleveland, the Cleveland
Steamer defense that we nobody knew about. Right, everybody looks amazing against fucking
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fields. Fields is making punters andopposing defenses was less. Yeah, last
seasons every week, but that wasNaggy, so much better Naggi against Cleveland,
right, so much stuff. Hewas so much better on the Naggie.
Well, remember when everybody got allhard about the preseason game against Cleveland.
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That's against now some of them.There were no starters playing. The
Cleveland defense did not have any startersplaying, maybe in the secondary. I
mean, listen, I'm not tryingto sit here and just be like fucking
out on fields. It's over.But you start bad. That's bad.
You start to think about what wejust talked about, about, how every
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regime change is sloppy and has terribleremnants. How does this how does this
offensive look with Trevor Simeon, Idon't know. To come on, chair,
I don't know, I'm just askingthe question. Trevor Simon tape.
Did you watch that makes you think, Oh, you told me he was
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good in New Orleans? Though hewas? But they have they have totally
rock. They have a great offensiveline. Yea opens our quarterback can't Baby
Dalton almost almost won the fucking gamelast week with walk Ons. They activated
Kevin White. That's how bad thereceivers are in New Orleans right now.
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I think from a positivity standpoint,Jared, can you talk about what you
had mentioned in the thread about theweirdness of Justin fields keep a gift in
the curse? Can you elaborate onthat, because I think it's an interesting
point. I think he's the reasonyou're in games. He's also the reason
you're losing games. Wow, whatdo you get what he gives to you
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and his feet and legs he takeswith his arm, and it's like he's
the only reason where our offense moves. He manipulates the run game with his
own legs, So you have to. I mean, it freezes an end
that opens up for Montgomery. AndI don't remember who it was that said
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it. I think it was maybeDilfer said that that sometimes quarterbacks with elite
physical traits that that it can betraythem. That because because he knows in
the back of his mind that hecan take off for twenty yards at any
point, he will not. Hisbody will not let him trust the pocket
when it's there, when it's partof the problem is it's infrequently there.
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It's it's not all him, Isaid it before, it is, but
the fact that he knows. Imean, he's also trying to win.
So if you know that you couldhang in the pocket and maybe hit a
throw or just run and go fortwenty yards, you're gonna take the twenty
yards because he feels like that's thesmarter football play. Oh and they've told
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him to do that. They havetold him because they know the offensive line
is so bad. Look for oneand if one's not there, you go.
That's it. He doesn't even likeletting the problem. And and and
this is the other thing that thatthat formationally, as we've talked about before,
they have to leave so many peoplein to protect a lot, which
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they don't do enough, which isweird. Like you know, Montes sweat,
Let's just leave Braxton Jones on himlike by himself all fucking day.
What But okay, so then youdo chip him right, well, that
that leaves you less people out inroutes, that leaves you less checked out.
I think it's stunted. Cold cometsfull development. Absolutely, It's like
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he wasn't fucking drafted to be ablocker. If Cold Commet was in New
England, he would be grounk Likeit's not a talent issue with Commet.
It isn't. He's being asked todo the wrong shit Like he's not defend
him, but we are. I'mlegitimately defend him. Dude. You know
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that if he was in New England, he would be killing it. Killing
it was to him and they havean offensive line that allowed was him to
go out and now, okay,now you're supposed to do We've had this
mini buyer right. If Plus isreally honest with himself, he's got to
be looking at all these things correct. Where do you go? Where do
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you go? You've got people?Anybody is Patrick able to snap? I
don't know. I know Patrick spentsome time on the bench there because of
it can cutch and protocol thing.And there was parts of the game where
um Tevin Jenkins was out for likea shoulder deal. Can they find that's
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what they were saying today. Canthey find a veteran that can snap a
football? This what's what's crazy isthat you have Riley Reef sitting there.
Why is he on the roster?Yeah, go Field played to me,
he tried. He looked like shitdid the same ship that was already out.
Yeah, but but that's just crazythat the Cody wait here, the
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injury has like spy year old.The line so bad, but they were
killing it. But I just thinkthey're like getting worse and worse. I
do agree, bra I think Codyis a little more helpful for your tackle
absolutely presence. So yeah, Imean, I don't be a rough couple
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of games for Brat didn't look good. Mustaferd continues to suck Brax and Jones
looks rough. Borum is just mid, Like what about what about moving bore
him over to left tackle where helooked decent at at times last year and
then Stick and Reef at right tackle. I just think everything should be at
the point is everything should be onand like Scofield left guards, why did
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they get Reef? They got Reefbecause of the Jenkins problems. Why did
they get reef if they're just planbecause because of the instant I don't think
it's they're they're are you kidding me? This thing? This team's all about
business models like seven million a yearmax, isn't it? It's not you
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don't have seven million, And you'retrying to say yeah, they're not not
when they're watching Justin get killed.No way can make a difference. He's
not their guy, and they don'tgive a shit incentives on contracts. I
don't think that Fluse. I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and defend
everything Fluce does. But you thinkhe's a guy that's going to not play
a guy who gives him the bestchance to win because of money. He
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wants to keep his job and hisowners tell him too, they're gonna fire
louse over over three million, threemillion bonus money not going tasking for a
lot of things. But I don'tthink they have fifty six million dollars in
death mug tiles actually jered while we'reon hot takes from You, Yes,
will you surprise how well we cantend Carson Wentz as far as well done
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by that guy fell Off to setup fell Off four years ago, Jair,
I thought, since like, likethey did go to it, so
didn't they They did go to thequarterback run. I was like, for
a second, I'm like, ohmy god, Washington get Lamar Jackson,
like whoa get flying around that edge? And he had dudes dropping passes two
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yards two carries to Also, Also, can I tell you Justin Field's throwing
into the line and throwing into thatguy's helmet horrifyingly bad, Like, can't
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can't throw over the line. Idon't care what little side arm shit you
can do. If you can't throwover the line in the pocket. It
was a freak thing. Though,No, it happens a lot to find
a lot, Jair. How manytimes have we seen that this? But
how many of those are on theoffensive line not getting the hands down?
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I've seen Boyd guilty of that.Two or lunch angle matters. If the
guy is at a certain point,you can't just throw it fucking high to
get to the damn guy because setin college though, that's what pisses me
off. Game. Oh my god, Jared watched the game against I,
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you or Justin still beat Iu andthrough for three like they gave him a
little bit of a headache, soyou can't do that. Shit. Defenses,
complex defenses slew him down. AmI wrong? How many deflective passes
has Justin had? This? What? What? I don't hear how many
he's had? That one was sobad, like so bad, there was
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no man for it, there wasno reason for it. He has like
he's Rex Scrossman with like four threespeed. Just when just like when he
threw from like seven yards beyond theline of scrimmage, like he just stopped
and yeah and like you know,did like the Jordan pose and tried to
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throw like seven yards beyond the fuckingline of scrimmage. Like that's bad.
That shows something's off, Like it'she's shell shocked or he's there. You
remember those moments of rection's just likefuck man like that. Sometimes you just
have those with Justin. It's justlike what the fuck? Yeah, I
mean interceptions against rexas Rex had highs, Justin has hand to have any highs
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that are not run relad well.Rex took like a couple of years to
actually start playing anything. It wasin like three and got knocked out with
pre season. We're all hyped,like, oh, he's gonna finally play
out. Yeah, yeah, Iwonder if Justin hadn't played at all in
year one, if it would havebeen if he would be worse or better?
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Now, did it Naggie say thathe should sit for a year and
we crucified it's naggy. No,I mean he did say that, but
what the fuck does that? Chiefshave only lost on one game, look
looking pretty good since Naggie went backright last year, and it's the Naggy
difference that definitely, it's definitely floundering. Patrick's really taking his game to another
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level Chiefs. The Chiefs lost TyreekHill, who, by the way,
um anybody wants to say it wasPatrick Mahomes. Uh no, sir,
Tyreek Hill had like more stats thanthe whole Bears team with like a seventh
round quarterback throwing him against a prettyfucking good secondary. You know, like
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Tyreek Hill has proven his worth thisyear though, absolutely Mahomes is great.
I'm just saying there were a lotof people who said Tyrek Hill wasn't gonna
be ship without Mahomes and that theywere crazy to pay him twenty four million
dollars or whatever they're fucking paying.I know, I don't think they were
crazy because of a talent aspect.I think, like, I just think
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some questionable yeah what, some questionableshit off the field of that dude.
I think that's what. Yeah,yeah, and I mean the Chiefs are
that Chiefs. The Chiefs seemed toattract that type of thing. Um.
Yeah, but if it's they canculture and yeah, they seem to handle
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it anyway. This is not afucking chief show. But so it's so
bad that people like want to likeI've seen like we oh, we should
go get d J. Moore.It's like and do what. I don't
know, he probably have to giveup a first round him. I would
have taken a flyer for for whatthe Andre paid on Robbie Anderson, But
the Bears would never bring him inbecause he's you know, he's too controversial
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or is it controversial though? Yes, yeah, I was just that one.
You're sitting on the gatory cool.I haven't heard much about he went.
Jets got rid of him for thatreason. Yeah, he had problems
in New York. He had problems. He can't keep his mouth shut,
he says, you know, hetalks about the quarterbacks, He talks about
Darnald Oh, I don't think he'sbeen wrong. He's not been wrong.
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He just says more than NFL teamswould like. So with them any bye,
let's get back to the point withthem, any bye? What kind
of change do you expect to see? My way? But you want us
to get back to what point?Yer off the many by you know where
you said that you want to seeLucas Patrick or somebody plays that. We're
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talking about a little person or thebreak in between the games. Bye,
that's a porn category and I'm moreof an X videos guy. Be kay,
it's yeah, talking about a miniunicorn? Is that what's going on?
So? What kind of changes doyou expect to see coming out of
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it? I don't know. Idon't know. We have such an elustrious
history coming out. Well then,well they've shot that they can make adjustments
at halftime, so I think there'ssome So you think that is gonna scheme
up something Belichick's never seen before,Jerry, if it wasn't against the Patriots
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and it wasn't on primetime again,I'm just saying, overall of the offensive
or defensive philosophies, how did youchange that? No, he doesn't change
any of it, no philosophies.If they're lucky, they could shuffle the
deck a little bit with some personnel. I don't even expect to see a
ton of that. Um. Imean, you know, at the end
(43:50):
of the day, we are justcontinuing to roll with bums. I mean,
whatever he fucking says about about theloafs and the and this and that.
What's so are we to believe thatVilas Jones like really hustled all week
in practice and that's why he's goodenough to keep returning punts? And Marsett
Smith is just such a hustler thatit makes up for the fact that he
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fucking lost the game. Like Idon't like, I don't get it.
So I don't know what the fuckhe tells these guys. Well, those
two we don't have the depth toreally fuck around like Belichick would were,
like he'll bench somebody. If ifJones did that for the Patriots, he'd
be benched, right, But like, who are they gonna bench? From
what I'm saying, Like, whoare they gonna who are they gonna bench?
(44:34):
Who They're gonna put it from?Ustafer right now? That's what I'm
saying, is like y'all that shitrings hollow. They can't bench anyone.
There are dudes, you know,I'm probably they're probably still bought in.
I'm not saying there's like a bunchof bad guys or whatever, but I'm
sure there's dudes who listen to Flucetalking all that shit and they go,
Yeah, who are you really gonnabench me? You think Jalen Johnson is
worried about getting benched over loafs?Fuck out of here, like all it,
(45:00):
all the way the fuck out ofhere with that? I mean,
have there been any ball Hawks shirtsgiven out yet? I don't even like
seem to do that. Wow,oh my god, I forgot about the
ball Hawks. Oh yeah, there'ssomebody shooting ball Hawks shirts into the turnover
bucket right now, like you know, like just shared just I mean,
(45:24):
you said it perfectly. We haveto cut the bullshit. This is a
bad fucking team, which we knewit was gonna be right, but you
know what, like we were willingto buy into little pockets of promise.
So Jared back to the point again, what do we expect them to do?
I don't know, I don't Idon't know what to expect, but
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I don't expect them to be inprimetime against the Bill Belichick team that's pretty
talented to do jack squat. Thatlooks like improvement at all. That's what
I don't expect like you seemed tothrow. I mean, hopefully they figure
out how to get what we liketo see. You said, what we
think we'll see? Well, yeah, what I think we'll see is I
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think we'll see some changes in theline. I agree, I just don't
know how. So then why doyou think we'll see that If you don't
know, I think they've given enoughgame sample size, right, is a
move needs to be made theater Icelandis coming through that door. I mean,
you could probably move Patrick to center. Steady suggested, keep sco Filled
(46:30):
at the left guard. Yes,or you have options that guard though you
have to kind of right, butbut but Scofield at guard and Patrick got
center better than than must have feranywhere on that line. At least that
gets Mustuffer out of the fucking outof the lineup. I'd put Sandborn at
guard. Oh, now we're talking. Now we're talking. Oh, you
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know what I would like to seenext week is what worked a little early
on in the Commander's game that theynever really went back to was more blitzing,
especially against Bailey zappy. I wouldlike to see more of that this
week. I always death bailey'sz appyis gonna be like step step swinging.
(47:17):
You got to try it because thisdefensive line is just not getting pressure on
their own. No, this defensiveline sex, Oh bro, I want
to see that brisker, missile pause. I don't think the defense was was
No, it wasn't a problem,no problem. They played definitely well enough
to win. I just think it'sgonna take a little bit more against this
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Patriots team, a little bit morefunctioning of an offense. I'd just like
to see a rookie and his thirdstart to get blitzed a little bit more.
I don't want to see Bailey's zappylevel. Kuan Smith, oh god,
talking about the one sit what elsenot decleted dollars? I mean he's
(48:02):
coming back towards the ball. Didn'tsee him. I have I have more
of an issue with him over pursuingand tackling guys five yards beyond the line
of scrament that he thought that itwas just kind of like a given,
like, oh, I know you'rethe quarterback. I'm the I'm the linebacker.
I'm not gonna fuck with you becauseI'm not supposed to. It was
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like one of those things where itwas like he saw him and Roquan thought,
oh, this is gonna be justa typical thing with a quarterback kind
of just runs, you know,and I just, yes, he didn't
expect, which you shouldn't have slowedup, but he slowed up. Yep,
(48:43):
he's a blocker and went fucking decidedI'm gonna lay this guy out,
and he laid him the fuck outbecause he's a big dude. And we've
been talking about how small even Roquanwith his extra fifteen pounds is still I
mean, ka, I should be, but I'm not. H Unfortunately Decay's
idea of heading out Loafs year,I haven't. We've been saying, you
(49:06):
know that I don't. You know, I don't. I don't feel like
Hogan Johns is that great lately.But I did listen again and I did.
I'm sorry, Yeah, I didn't. Actually, I do think that
they said a lot of good things, and I think one of the things
Hope pointing out was that a lotof these guys that Polls Is acquired that
are now on the field a lotare not producing you know your Muhammed's you
(49:31):
know Pringle is am I a thankyou, thank you, thank you,
thank you Hogan Johns for just talkingabout what we watch. Appreciate you.
Oh and they're also that's what allfucking podcasts about. We like, that's
what they all do. They doit with varying levels of intelligence. I'm
(49:52):
just saying I think they made somegood points that I hadn't heard yet.
I mean I hadn't heard it listenedto, like the people that pulls is
brought in haven't done shit. Wow, thank you Hogan Johnson. I mean,
imagine having that access and coming upwith that fucking analysis. I shouldn't
just learned learned my liston about sayinganything good about Hogan Johns because Diddy just
comes off the fucking top rope everytime I do. I was like,
(50:15):
oh, you heard it on HoganJohns. I could be like, yeah,
Diddy, I heard the winning lotterynumbers on Hogan Johns. Do you
want them? Fuck Hogan John's motherfuckers. They don't fucking know shit. Thanks
for killing us the obvious thing likethe lottery numbers. Hey, what did
you think about the discussion they hadabout how Poles viewed everything coming into the
(50:36):
season about hey, either I'm takingthe oppression. We already had that discussion.
No, no, no, no, no no. I'm talking about
on the Hogan John Show, whereI'm just saying based on what they said,
can what's your takeaway on that?Do you think Poles viewed this as
hey, show me what you reallyhave, show me what you can do
well despite what's here or combination.I think I think you wanted to bro
(51:01):
you know, deep down, youknow these motherfuckers right, They're not gonna
go that hard in the paint becauseend of the day, they kissed the
fucking and they went pretty hard inthe paint. Though, did you haven't
listened to me? I did listenbecause you were talking so highly about it.
So I actually did listen on myway to work. And what did
I hear? You don't think theyhard in the paint? You know they
(51:22):
really think they went for them.They went pretty hard in the paint,
dude, Like lately all they dois sell mushroom coffee. I mean them
hard in the paint is like weprompt with them for getting paid. I'm
not even talking shit like that,butocol the coffee actually does sound kind of
good. What it's hard in thepaint for Hogan John's. Did they get
little Did they get some fucking latespaint on their khakis? Yes, that's
(51:44):
hard. And then they went Theyand John's wrote the whole article in the
Athletic with you know, some otherpeople about how the organization it's just continuously
trash, how they set themselves upfor failure after failure after fail They did
bring up something interesting in regards tothe quarterback coach being up in the booth
(52:05):
and gets him being down on thefield. Whether they thought maybe they should
switch that or that's about it.That makes about as much sense as my
fucking thing. Yeah. But butJustin, they said that Justin was taking
calls from Janeko on the sideline,right. I mean, I'm just saying
that's did you see a change likethat matter? I don't know. Justin's
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literally sitting there, like in thelotus position on the sideline, like trying
to teleport away from this situation.This is what's fucking happening. He's a
meme every week. He's a fuckingmeme. Now. I can't even like,
I don't even want to watch.Honestly, I had Sunday off and
I didn't want to watch football becauseI'm so tired of how bad it's fucking
(52:47):
been for us, Like I can'teven watch good football and piss me off.
But here's the thing, um Iwant to I want to put this
right out there. There has notbeen that much good football. Um on,
There's been a lot of at football. A lot of teams are playing
bad football, you know, right, But to Diddy's point, watching the
Jets go into Lambeau and do thatto Green Bay was very disheartening. They
(53:10):
rock and the cheese head after LikeI saw that shit, I'm like,
holy, the Jets have finally hiton some talented guys. They can.
Can we have a discussion about thePackers style offense and how it's not looking
so fucking sweet for anybody? No? And next a right, no,
(53:31):
we can. We can say thatAndrew Andrew Rogers, Aaron Rodgers is not
happy and and there's cracks in thein the armor. San Francisco came off
the tree. They just fucking theyjust fucking like, seriously, I'm not
(53:52):
gonna go every time we go hardon them, though they end up bouncing
back and going on like a tengame tears. They don't play the Bears
for while, so that's not gonnahappen, like they needed to bounce back.
Later, everything are going to burnand like all of a sudden Super
Bowl run. Listen, this isa rough patch they're in, that's all
(54:14):
I mean. And they're rough patch. We would still take their rough patch
compared to what we have to watchevery Sunday. Sure, but it's interesting
to see Rogers because this is okay, So now we're seeing something we haven't
seen. Rogers is gonna but outin the world, Rogers has now become
a frequent you know, uh,you know, host of things. He's
(54:39):
constantly speaking his mind, right,he has become an open book. So
this is the first time since that'shappened that he's become this open book.
That shit is not sweet there,you know, with La Floor, you
know what I mean, it's aboutJordan love. But then they figured things
(54:59):
out. Everything was cool. Hefucking went out into the woods and Peru
and did the ayahuasca and like he'sfucking on this like you know, walk
about and he you know, he'swith some chick that like you know,
It's like it's like vegan raw fuckingdiet, like some vaccination only improved in
like Toronto underworld was the fucking NileRiver and like called it a vaccination or
(55:22):
some shit. Anyway, this isnew dude now with shit going south.
So he's gonna say some shit,and he's extremely fucking smart, number one,
and he knows what he's talking about. So he's basically saying that this,
all this motion is an enemy ofmomentum. And you know what I
thought of when he when when hesaid that was Nick Foles screaming at Naggie
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Because when you are it's just there'sa certain element of football that's like boxing
right where when you start to Iwish we got the audio on that,
actually, though it might have lookedworse than it was, Like Nicholas probably,
hey man, this is really gross. No, Nick Foles is not
that guy number one, And hewas I don't know, you heard you've
(56:08):
heard him talk in Oppressor. Youthink all of a sudden, he's screaming
on the sidelines and now he soundslike no, I don't know what sounds
like one. He was giving himthe fucking business. What the fuck,
bro? Like now, you're arguingabout whether or not he was giving you.
I don't know. I'd like tohear what he said, I think,
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but you can't act like it waslike some meek thing, like it
wasn't fucking anyway. He was pissedbecause that's the bullshit that Naggie tried to
run. They're rolling. It's likea boxing match there. When you're punching
and you're hitting, you keep themomentum fucking going. You don't stop and
start running all this bullshit motion,running guys in, running guys out,
(56:50):
all that shit. You just keepfucking going and and and the players that
are winning continue to win. That'swhat Rogers is fucking pissed about that.
Well, he's also you also haveto do some disguising with the lack of
talent there. I think that's whatthey're trying to do. They have when
you don't have to bro you knowhow much you know, how much is
(57:16):
he even playing right now? He'shurt? How much defensive energy by the
Packers opposition trying to stop Davante Adamsa ton. Now, all that energy
that they no longer have to spendstopping anyone can be dispersed and they're Patrick
anymore or Getsy. They're also justand and fucking uh what's his face?
(57:40):
Um Bolagia, whatever the fuck?Maloney, Bukaki, whatever the fucking wyman's
name is Peter Bukowski. Well,but fucking Blindciaga? What's yeah? Anyway,
guys still not Oh that's right.It isn't blogging, right, Yeah.
(58:07):
I was muted sitting here screaming Davidfor like two fucking minutes, like,
oh my god, David Log,I'm like going on right, I
don't know anyway, bro, I'mjust saying like teams are like, oh,
we'll just load up the box andrush the shit out of Rogers,
and you can't do anything like andAnd I don't think Rogers if if they
(58:31):
make the changes Rogers want, it'sjust gonna fucking you know, like go
that different. But I do thinkthere is something for that offense, playing
with a little bit more tempo.It's so fuck too, Like if he
leaves, what is it pack thispacker that works all upset And he's all
(58:53):
upset, and he's saying if Rogersretires before June, it's like a huge
ass capital for them, big,Like oh, and he'll petty the fuck
out of them on that too.He don't give a fuck. Yeah,
like he'll just he'll do whatever hurtsthem the most. The thing about it
is is that they asked la fleurand and and they're like, did you
hear what he said? And theytold him what he said, and he's
(59:15):
like, I don't even know whatthat means. And he basically basically him
and off like I can't get muchmore simple, like right, like he
said, what are you talking about? Like you know, like Rogers literally
wants to just fucking draw a playin the dirt. Not that the West
Coast offense is that, but butyou know, there's a certain amount of
(59:36):
the West Coast offense where it's like, guys, just do what the goal
of it is, like, beatyour man, do what you do,
beat your man at the spot you'resupposed to be right, that's it.
It's timing, it's tempo. Hisproblem is that like every other play,
it's like let's stop, let's shift, let's motion, let's fucking it just
(01:00:00):
doesn't you know. But it wasall good when it was working, and
he had Davante Adams to bail himout every fucking play. I mean,
it's just you're the one that Iwanted to talk about. Its interesting.
It's interesting, I mean to see, and it goes back to my point
that there is not a ton ofgreat football. The NFC is pretty trash
(01:00:22):
right now. Right Like the Eaglesare impressive, they're not that impressive.
They're not a Bills Chiefs level.They're not a juggernaut six fan. Bro.
Whoa, I mean, it's insane. Josh Allen joshing them down there
to take down the Chiefs has tofeel good. Josh Allen's like hurtling dudes.
(01:00:45):
And and they're not having a scoreforty eight points to do it because
oh they have Von fucking Miller,No big deal. Yeah, Like,
good god, it's it's an embarrassmentof riches. Like if if you know,
if the Bears had actually signed areal wide receiver and Mitch had been
(01:01:06):
awesome, that's how they would havebeen in twenty eighteen. Like if they
had a quarterback and a number onereceiver that with that defense, they would
be like the Bills are now.I mean, Josh Allen has the holster
that thing with like an ankle strap. Bro. Yeah, Bro, sixty
eight million, by the way,would be that dead cap that's insane.
That's insane. Sixty eight. Ilove I love the fucking douchebags and gift
(01:01:30):
shits that are like, dude,eighty million in cap space next year?
Yeah to sign forty players, Likeyeah, I think it's like they have.
It's like three million per player thatthey had to spend basically, right,
like, what do you think isgonna happen? Quarterbacks cost forty million
dollars eight million dollars to spend yep, it ain't simple. Matt is definitely
(01:02:00):
something that some people that we shouldbe on Twitter find challenging. So well,
I'm just trying, where are yougetting your advice from? Who's been
giving you that? All that advise? Anyone? Yeah? Good shit?
Oh boy, and now we getto pay for its on Monday night.
(01:02:24):
Yeah, it's epic Bears level.Fucking Belichick and pass hallis thank you talk
about it while Zappy out plays justinfields. Zappy, I don't know.
I mean, what's Mac Jones statuswith his injury? I haven't even really
followed. Oh I bet he's feelingreal hurt right now? Status said pretty
(01:02:47):
much, said Zappy. There's noway Zappy doesn't start this game against yea.
His status is never fucking you know, having done shit. That's what
Jones. We've seen good qub play, just hasn't been an A Bears UNIFORMIM
we don't know what it looks like. We don't know that. Right,
you're not allowed to criticize anyone.Oh okay, I know what you guys
(01:03:09):
are talking out in the house.I'm not on the Twitter sphere much.
Shut up, I'm really not.You retweeted my response in that I'm not
at all because we're in the chat, and I said, if you yeah,
we were all right, that's true. Yeah, I'll give you a
path. I'll give did pass somany the most the least active I've ever
(01:03:34):
been on that app has been ontheir ton can't can't get them off there.
Yeah, people probably think I'm stillrunning the show page. I don't.
I don't know now the punctuation andtrying to like you talk no way,
I think people are well aware that'snot you off. No, Jared,
(01:04:00):
your approach is just different. Awas just like killing people on there
every day. Yeah. Different.The in game tweeting is definitely hitting different.
Oh, anyway, do we dowe have any go to the game.
Anybody I'm just saying um on theBears, or do you want to
(01:04:27):
give out a loaf of the gameor whatever? This week Jair's loafs of
the game segment. I mean wescored seven points. I don't know if
go to the game. I don'tstick to go to the game. Yeah,
Jae, you were close us onpoints you got seventeen ten. I
was the only want to pick usto lose? What was the campade,
Jared? No more unappables, unfuckwittable my friends? A yo, what
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was the stat about getting into thegoal line? Oh? Yeah? Where
the where the first team since likenineteen thirty something to get to the five
yard line or closer and come awaywith zero points three times? First team
since like nineteen twenty five. Ican't breathe. You gotta trust the process,
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guys, that's where field goals.There, you win, you won
the game. Everything so epically historicallyawful for the Bears. It's you would
think that we have every single offensivelike poor record statistic, but every week
they they managed to a new one. So bad. When I when I
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saw Smith Marsette being fucking thrown towith the game on the line after what
happened the week prior. B Youknow what, though Eddie thrown that ball
to Smith Marsett Stead, you're stilldefending this mother fun I'm talking about.
I'm talking about the last play.He's wide open coming across on this slant
wide up there. But yeah,but you actually he's looking at one person
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and one personal He should not bein the None of our receivers should would
play for anybody ever would Yeah,Mooney is a three on most teams.
Mooney is a like a top threethree. You could have a bottom two
if you have a real stud one, he could be a yeah, he
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could be a top two bottom No, he could be a top ten that
if you have a really good numberone. He could be anyway. On
most teams, he's two or threeat best. He's not even close to
a one. He's a low twoto a high three. Um, he's
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not. He's just not that special. When you don't have anybody else to
to to scare you to pay attentionto, the only thing that scares a
defense is justin and you know ifyou're if your air freet says, the
worst thing the defense could do iscover everybody mm hmm. In the game
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he says this, so like,that's the worst thing that they could have
done is cover everybody and they're noteven spying him, right, and then
when they did, he can stillbeat it. Sometimes, Well yeah,
because they's just I mean, heis, he is that. It's just
it's just that's not sustainable. Imean, no's got killed in that game.
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It's just not sustainable. I mean, period, it's not sustainable for
any quarterback. It's not to MichaelVickers experience. Kids. What the fuck?
I don't know what that means,but what with the fucking Yeah,
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that's what I'm saying. It ain'tthat nobody was other than t Gill as
my go to the game, I'mgonna have to go with surprisingly, Dante
Pettis, the guy who I thoughtI had to bounce back game four catches,
eighty five yards and a touchdown.He was the only guy that that
put up points for us. Andyeah he had to drop light. But
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I mean, out of this bumass wide receiver Corpy, he's making plays
occasionally. There's not many goats tochoose from. I'm the tallest man in
the brisker for the sack. Thatdefense played as good as it could considering
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my A game is Gordon Tayler Gordonplayed very well. He has a promising
future. Kyler Gordon, as muchas he's gotten better, as much as
you well know you like drove themanure truck to up to his front fucking
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door and now you're like himself,I just opened the gate. Motherfucker drove
that bitch himself. I mean dayyou've been kind of on his asshole season
Jair. Yeah, and he's actuallyplayed good the last So that is why
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my manscaped go to the game.Is Kyler Gordon might go to the game's
actual fans actually had to sit throughthat shit alive because God bless him.
Yeah, I mean the people thatI mean shit. Out of the three
local games that I had here,I'm glad it was the Giants. At
least it was the tolerable weather,because I imagine sitting like late November in
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New York for freaking Jersey for theJets game, like after seeing what the
Jets did, I mean bad,I don't know. I'm glad. I'm
gladden don't buy those tickets, andMonday night in New England, I'm kind
of gladdenn't buy those either. Youpick the right game. Yeah, bro,
wait till just November and December tickets? Are you know what the killer
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is? Buffalo and Christmas Eve?Bro? Like why like scheduling people?
Fuckers? The one that's another onethat's basically like a standalone game right an
the other day, Like why doyou gotta why do you gotta throw that
to us? Chrisma kind of gameson the Christmas Eve. Christmas is like
one of my favorite holidays though,Like, well that's why that's flex season,
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isn't it. So maybe they'll flexus out of that game. I
doubt it. Wishful thinking. Yeah, they're gonna keep Buffalo in the prime
time. Oh it's just not sunyou want to seem so anyway, we
got the Patriots Monday. I mightrecord that one and watch it. Like
after Christmas games gonna be over.Yeah, but us so that they there
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are tony games on the twenty fourth, because the twenty fourth falls on a
Saturday and Christmas falls on a Sunday. I don't think there's a good point.
Not sure. Oh sixty nine girls, what a sixty nine? Hey?
I want to see thee sharing linksman, Jesus sweet nine girls?
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Hey were you were you facts thatlink sixty nine girls, sixty nine somebody
bought sixty nine girls. Yep,that's cool. Isn't that that? The
thing's gonna stay up forever? Man, I I want to stay up there.
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Sixty nine girls checks to start rollingin. At least they got us
on something. It's like doctor Philtrying to fuck with us. I'm gonna
get him oot. That took awaytoo much technical skill to pull off the
way to do it for him.That hackers. Now my kids sending heck
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of messages outing those coach to thegame, right, we need to pick
the next year. Yeah, allof the games are pretty much there's three
or two Christmas or three Christmas games, and it's the regular slate on the
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twenty four. So they actually mightflex this out of it if this les.
It's not game, it's not aprime. It's gonna be like it's
like a twelve o'clock game, isn'tit. I don't even know. There's
probably other fucking people that wouldn't knowit is a twelve o'clock game. Alright,
I can break down that game now, so we don't have talk about
this team for the rest of theseason. Just to bear our last pod.
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That's gonna be like, it's gonnabe like seventy three zero bills.
It's gonna be bad. I don'tthink my brothers didn't even bother calling me
for that one. Who's the VirginiaTech quarterback? Is that guy still on
the team? That guy will probablybe the quarterback by that time. That
vote kid? No, I think, uh stringer? Is it? Fucking
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um? What's I don't have athird stringer right now? Do we on
the practice squad? Who's the practicesquad quarterback? Isn't it the kid and
Peterman? Oh? You're talking aboutfor us? Yeah, Peterman's on the
practice squad. That's what I'm saying. So Peterman Peterman will be the quarterback.
Whatever whatever happened to that group sodathat was on our practice squad?
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The guy that the guy that Wyattloves slaughter, my name's car to USFL
just saying Tyler Brady is out therejust waiting for an opportunity USF. You
guys want to actually bother with thes y. Yeah, I want to
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choose. I want to choose thispathetic score Patriots thirty five Bears ten ten.
So that's an improvement coming off themini by. Okay, I got
it. It's gonna be. It'sgonna be like a fumble scoop and score
though nine offense twenty eight twenty Patriotstwenty points. Wow, if we lose
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a very very success coming out ofthe mini by. We lose by eight
and put up twenty eight twenty Patriots. Okay, twenty seven to six,
Patriots six two field goals twenty sevento six. Yes, sir, do
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you want to get sixty nine girlsprediction? I think I'm good. I'm
gonna go a Bears twenty four tofourteen. Whoa, no, twenty four?
He said, twenty four Ears,you just pick. But the Patriots.
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I hate the Patriots, like justafter the Packers. Patriots are probably
the second most heat Okay. Ican respect the Vikings. You don't hate
the Vikings, not as much asPatriots, bro, And I hate the
Vikings more than anybody. I hatethe Vikings, but not as much as
the Patriots. I can't stand thefucking Patriots. You don't live near it,
so you don't for you. Iunderstand that because probably all the annoying
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fucking fans you run into, somany pink hat fans. I don't so
many Yankee Patriot fans. It's themost obnoxious mix of fan you ever want
to meet. It's crazy that theygo with Yankees instead of No, it's
not. They fought. They followedparcels to fucking New England. A lot
of pissed off Giants fans hoped theparcels strains in New England. And then
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Belichick's a law he's loved and fuckinggiant bill. So like, they stole
a lot of pissed off Giants fans. Speaking of a Vikings chair, what
was that creepy basement you were inthis weekend basement? It's very purple,
it's all King stuff. It waslike, really, it was oddly dark
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in there though it's a basement.Yeah, but I mean you ain't got
a fucking light bulb in there.It was like really, I was like,
I was worried that you weren't goingto come out of that basement chair.
I'm just I mean, that's that. It's a basement. Accurate,
accurate. Yeah, we were watchingright now. It looks like the looks
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like fucking like a indoor stadium inthere. But you know, I guess
purple paint. Really, that's purpleand yellow and yeah, but it's like
you know, a you know,it's like a veiny purple, right,
yeah, I remember, and that'sin pop. Did you watch the to
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thee Alabama game at all? Isaw that. I just the god post.
The goal posts were taken down.They're actually made like twenty minutes from
me, the company that makes them, and was out of the end zone.
You know. Yeah, I justthink it's cool to see like that
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many people, like in a crowdand no problems. Really, Like you
don't hear about anybody got trampled orlike anything crazy like that. That would
well, but I mean you wouldhear about it. A social media being
what it was, people will beposting this happened, this happened. I
mean you kidding me, Like ifthat's it's not like it's just I just
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think I think it was fucking coolto see, aside from the like the
visuals of it, which were crazy, like this is that sea of orange?
You know? I mean, it'sjust it's fucking cool and it's cool
to see. Save it now.Damn a fucking lose ever period. They
never think Taylas Jones could never Yeah, I mean obviously, you know,
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we could do that for a footballteam. As a society, no matter
what we could do, if weactually like got together on other things,
how much power there would be inthat you're gonna agree on anything important.
It's nice to see. It's niceto see a see if people getting along
over riders for justin fields this week. Do we even want to do it?
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It's kind of far away, man, It's like I don't even care.
But I do think, actually,I do think Belichick will hold him
to under one hundred passing yards.So I would under the passing yards at
one hundred. I would set thatthe touchdowns at negative two um. I
would set completion percentage at forty ninepercent um. I would set in interceptions
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at two. I would set fumblesat two. All right, I'm gonna
take his career three hundred yards soundyards. Yeah, I'm taking the over
on that, but not by notby much. He's gonna have one one
thirty five completion under. No,he's gonna have three hundred yards passing and
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two touchdowns. Okay. Meanwhile,over here in reality, I'm gonna take
two. We are, dude,we are due for one of those games.
Intercept one of those two over underpush two exactly fumbles under under two
one under fumbles or fumbles lost,fumbles lost? Aren't we due for one
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of those games? That's just likeit teases everybody, you think. I
don't think this is gonna be.It's not gonna have happen under into existence.
They don't have that in their bagof tricks this year. They haven't
take me over on the fumble sportover two fumbles lost. That's the defense
is pretty good in New England.Yeah, wow, um yeah, So
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it's gonna be a blood bath negativetowns. I'm going to think it's gonna
be a blood bath as bad asit was when Cutler played in New England.
Yeah, it's gonna be like fortyfive to ten. Ship, wasn't
that what the score was back then? Does justin Fields finish this game?
Wait? You talk about the backto back fifty point games against the Packers,
and I don't want to predict injury, but I do think you finished.
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I didn't say injury do finish.He's not getting benched. They won't
bench him that backlash like they wouldbe. They don't want that. The
pitchers don't want that. They don'twant that. Connecticut coming in, the
Connecticut kid coming in destroying the Patriots. Oh yeah, Simmy and Buddy.
I just don't think they're gonna benchhim. I don't. I don't think
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that's gonna happen now. I said, Connecticut Joy's gonna not want him unless
he goes out there and do betterin scores points. I don't get a
fuck. I don't think they benchhim. I mean you would have to
throw like five picks too. Ithink you can get remote like bench you
know, just stats and grave youreal quick based on what did he brought
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up. If you guys remember inthat season, the two thousand and fourteen
season, we were the first teamsince the nineteen twenty three Rochester Jefferson's to
give up back to back fifty pointgames. Moving on up, he always
why is it always fucking biblically bad? Were history? Baby? Nobody knew
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who the fucking Rochester Jefferson's were beforeus. I mean, what the fuck?
Why did the Bears have to dothis? Why are they this way?
Why can't they come up with abetter name, like why not the
Rochester Roger Rings or something I don'tknow, yeah, like a better name
like the Hackers or the Browns.I mean, the Packers is a perfect
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name for them. Yeah, butit ain't like football names. Team names
are so great. Well, guys, football team. You have a great
team name and great uniforms, nicecolors, except for those orange ones.
I don't they were the throwbacks onMonday? Yeah, that's we'd love to
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see them for that funeral. Hey, at least they would look good while
we have to watch it. It'sgonna be I mean, are they actually
when are the Patriots playing in theirold uniforms? Is it Monday? You
got the Patriot? Is that whatyou want? Yeah? No, they
did that yesterday. Okay, butthose are like official alter now I think
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they are. I think those areofficial alternatives. We're wearing the white jerseys
with navy pants. Yeah, we'redefinitely not going to wear blue jerseys on
the road. I would just sayI was hoping for the throwbacks. That's
it. I know. But ifyou would have to be at home to
wear those, correct the throwbacks,most most home teams don't wear white.
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I just want to beat the pots. Our throwbacks is a white jersey?
Oh, I thought you're talking aboutmonsters. No Michigan style. Oh I
thought you were talking about Monsters ofthe Midway. Might be I got you,
I got you, Patriots going down. You're heard it here first.
I hope you're right, man,I'd like to Actually, I can think
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of a million things. There's loveto be wrong. That's like literally the
least likely thing that could happen,Like I would sooner believe that that George
mccassie drives a bus into the stadium. Look at green Bay without gets you.
Now you're giving and getsy freaking elevendays to prepare for this team.
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It's you are trolling so hard rightnow. You know we do coming out
of buye Weeeks, God flu,the juice is just gonna be flowing.
They're like it's so great. Theylike took a week off up, that's
bullshit. They should fucking get inthere and work harder. Like I know
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it's not reality these days, butthey should be fucking like at the facility
grinding, like I full expect itto go down. How you think it's
gonna go down? I just I'mtrying to speak something positive into existence.
Man. This season has been fuckingbrutal, very brutal, but anything I
need to think, I think theyneed to work less and take more pressure
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off themselves. Mooney's staying on thefield after the game, catching jugs,
machines and his apartment over it.Though, Man, it's always been that
guy. It's just agree with youon that. Justin barefoot on a treadmill,
grinding good, thank you for run. We love all that shit when
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they're playing decent. But the minutethey start shit. You know of my
social media, oh god, brolasseson and like the bowels of the stadium,
and A is all pissed up.He thinks he's following Wood. Now
we got a quarterback fucking putting videosbarefoot on a fucking treadmill. Now,
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bro, it's totally like this hasbeen running up hills in Mexico like we
was. I was loving Sidney andKelly, but now I'm like, bro,
you gotta give it a rest,chill out. But you know he's
still he's still, you know,making music videos. I like this thing
when he was in Pittsburgh talking shitSteelers fans. That was great. He
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has a lot of good His photosare good. He said what he does.
But when you just don't want tosee it after a while, you're
like, fuck, I don't wantto see this guy every time I see
him, I'm fucking mad with Justin. That's how I feel. I'm like,
damn it, just it just representslike fucking disappointment. I just wanted
to work out, man, God, damn it. It's all right,
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guys. This week Nikkiel coming backPatriots revenge game. Oh yeah, okay,
over under Nikkiel Harry catches the overunder set at two over over.
But what did you put a onein front of that? When score did
you pick? You pick like twentysix to six. Yeah, the Keel's
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gonna catch the ball all the waydown the field to the goal line and
then we're not gonna score. Andthe week piro Hiro is gonna miss a
couple of field goals just because whynot. Y'all just gonna do some crazy
special team ship to us to watch. Nikkiel Harry is going to have three
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catches and one two point conversion anice fade route in the corner of the
end zone. Yeah. I hopethey kill Harry goes off and then a
bunch of people pick him up infantasy and then they weep. I mean,
we did have some people on Twittertelling us that to kill Harry and
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Jones. We're gonna fucking change ourpassing game. Yeah that's true. I
did hear. Yeah, well theythey you know, they just got some
bad advice. Yeah, you know, you guys recommend a financial advisor looking
(01:27:42):
for a good financial advisor because fromsomeone that really gives up good advice skid
Row's greatest hits. Right, Idon't think you're even listening to my request
eighteen in life. Wow? Allright? Well, um, we threw
shade uh in more who show thewhole the whole show was sharing somehow,
(01:28:08):
somehow we actually did a podcast onon the Barras tonight. Oh and we
didn't even have to talk about theother teams, but there was unlike them,
we scored in the end, dowe oz? All right? Uh
yeah, thanks for listening and allthat. Um, it's just another episode
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of two Gate shows a Keel revengegame. Oh my god, Dug Vise,
Well he had more rushing yards andCarson Wentz's nine or two? Maybe
that's good question