Daily Insomnia Episode 352 - Little Foot Big Foot

In this episode, the crew were sipping on Mezcal Mules. The boys take on the "Casanova" Sling Blade, unraveling how Halle Berry was once linked to Billy Bob Thornton, we break down our favorite Batmans, and we revisit the legendary moment when Tom Segura blew out his elbow and knee trying to dunk. Plus, we go through some of the best confessions from our last Demon Hour and so much more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, welcome back to Daily Samy. This episode three
fifty two coming to.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You at the late hour of Nice seventeen. Its almost
like I had.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It.

Speaker 4 (00:07):
Sounds like we did again.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Did I repeat myself? But hey man, we're back. We're back.
We're back when we're slacking, dude, and we're slacking, right.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
We we did. We we did what we said we did.
All right, we did what we said we're gonna do.
We find out third person, we hear, we're on time.
We actually did have someone planning tonight, but you know,
thanks didn't match up, so person might be coming soon though.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, we gotta we gotta start getting h like the
main guess we have to be like we have toat
like Demon hour, you know Demon hour, we're booked.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah, always humble bragg.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, and we gotta treat the podcast any way.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We gotta get a least we gotta get least like
a two week a events, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Right, right, right, right right? Have a person, have a
main person and that person can't do it, then have
a backup.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, get paid. Yeah, but you might get in. You
might get in this guys, you know this time next time, Yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Know, what I was thinking about, like what if what
if we start bringing like a little small crowd. You
know what I'm saying. That was a little small crowd.
Here in the background we say, funny job.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Dude, you know how Look you know how long to
get rambled dude, and now you want a crowd? Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
We've been ready for you for seven goddamn years. Dude,
my boys about to quit. It's about the PoCA we
talked about. I was probably close about the quick life. Maybe, Oh, dude,
about dude, you don't even know. You don't even know, dude,
what boys about to get married? He told me, Hey, dude,
I get married.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
This is done.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
I'm like, all right, man, fucking I guess what? We're
still here?

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Where you're at?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I didn't say I know that. Deprive miserable. Dude's going on? Dude,
fucked up? Pats your wrong thing, pict your wrong thing?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Rad But what what would you be doing every night here? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
What's your typical what is your typical night?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Man, what what do you do? What do you like
doing that night?

Speaker 5 (01:54):
I probably go to an open mic, even though I
just got off of work at like seven thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Okay, the hustle. The hustle, I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
A little, but a jiu jitsu on the side, trying
to balance You gotta be you gotta stay healthy.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah. During the week I'm boring Open MIC's jiu jitsu.
Try to get after it on the weekends, but that
gets a little troublesome.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know, your your thirties, you're like a Joe roganboat
with hair, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, I'm the liberal. Uh, I don't give a fuck
about anything. Like, just let me live my life. I
know I gotta work. Just give me a little bit
of money and let me have some fun, right right, right,
right right?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, nothing like rolling with men, dude, Yeah nothing, Yeah, yeah,
how are you?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
You're only hard when you're rolling with guys. And that's
the thing. I'm always hard.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
That's as dangerous man.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Back in the woman, do you choke out?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
I rolled with some chicks and like they're jumping on
you and ship putting you in moves where you're like,
I don't mind this right now, okay, But also you're
like I'm ready to pass out, Like you're killing me.
I can't be embarrassed. Let me try to overpower it.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I'm I mean, you've you've you've done JSU, But this's
never I feel like you don't. You're not like you're
not like you're not on a popwood bro.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
It's stays right right, right right.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
It's like, hey, you happen to see me, Like, what
do you mean? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Even if you're like what if, Like we're dudes, you
randomly get a boner. Sometimes it just happens, not as
much as it used to, not those seventh grade middle
of math test being.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Like, oh, don't call me, and there's our new sponsoring.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, we're on the green shoe right now, next generation. No,
there's no worry about that because literally, somebody's trying to
kill you. Unless that's your kink.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Man, you like you.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You probably don't know this, but you know all these
juicy fighters, you see them when they're in the ring,
they have the smallest dicks at that moment.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Oh yeah, don't you don't go to war with a heart.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, for sure, you.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Know does matter.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It's like no bump saying, it's like self defense, Like
your body naturally knows like it goes inside to me.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, we got protective. We got protect protected.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
That I was the bosowing there too.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Personally for me, if I'm really hungover, I am like
the horniest I can be. Like I'm on my deathbed.
I can't get open my eyes, massive headache, dehydrated, but
I'm like, wake up, just rock side. I'm like, this
thing won't go down. I just want to go back
to bed.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Dude, leave me alone, man, leave me alone.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
I can't deplete any more fucking nutrients out of my body.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Right And the worst thing is that you sleep on
your stomach too.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
There's a big old hole right now on the mattress.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
There's every Sunday after the bar was.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
The reason why I asked is because back in the
rusting days, what a guy.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Named called the Captain called him Jean Jacket Jake. I've
heard that bad dude wrestle the goddamn boner.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Dude. Yeah, you did not want to pick him.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
As yours as your partner that night, for that day, Dude.
That dude is hard hard for no reason.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Dude's why I never went up.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Are you too big for me? Bro? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Put that thing away, bro, put a cup on, dude,
it was rare put a cup on we had.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
We had one dude in high school who was like
an absolute beast, and it came out later that he
was gay. And it was like he knew his way
around a man's body.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Man who knows how to bend them? Dude.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Some people say the whisker something your year and some tender.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
His finisher was the double chicken wing. Yeah, and he
would get you get people in like thirty seconds to
a minute.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Just damn.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
That was his thing, dude, that was his king.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
But the worst part was like he hated wrestling. He's
like wrestling because he wouldn't eat. He would drop down
a weight class or two be fucking miserable.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
How what was the weight class his?

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Yeah, he was probably a good one thirty one forty five,
but then he would drop down to like one twenty,
like literally like he'd be pale white, like he'd only
be eating like rice crackers, fucking some water here and there.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Motherfuckers are crazy, dude. Yeah, was he good though?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
He hated? Oh yeah to state.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah numerous times.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Oh wow, yeh, so he's good.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Freshman year, you know, he was in my freshman class.
So freshman year. He was on varsity varsity all four years,
and then I didn't really I didn't realize like they
had like junior wrestling for our school. Yeah, so all
these kids that were like younger than me, like bam,
go up to the varsity. I'm like, who the fuck
are these guys? And like, oh even wrestling since they
were like eight, dude, they're like they're absolute beast, but
they're like idiots, like you talked to.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Him a couple of weird kind of weird. Oh yeah,
we had another guy also was usually.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Like suburban hillbillies, just like.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Go ahead, yeah, strong dude.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Due. I remember its won meet.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
We we all like all the Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I think it was like all the Latinos one all
for the five of us one.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
It was you, your Rusty Jose and you and me
was us yea.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
What was everyone's weight class? I was one forty okay,
I started one thirty five and like one forty five
or fifty two.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, I should have been lower, but I like to
eat man. Oh yeah, I'm I.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Think like sophomore year, I was like, dude, I understand,
I got to work train. I'm like I'm gonna drop
away classes and then came around and I'm like, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I've blown weight like three times in my career, dude
for wrestling that one year of blueweight three times. Yeah,
and guess what I was on the seine eating still.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Like, oh yeah, well the best. We had a couple
of heavyweights, like super heavyweights, where they would just be exhibition,
but they'd like stand the team like our guys need
you to fucking go against and yeah, same thing. They'd
be like on the sideline eating a pizza, like I'm
gonna go against the other big guy. Let's do it,
and everybody would watch it. Man, it would be fucking great.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Our buddy, you're rested. I think he waited one eighty
at a time. Military guy. He wrestled heavyweight. He was
he was dominating guys.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Wrestled for practice.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah say yeah yeah, yeah, yea yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm I didn't want wrestle with a boner.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
I'm like, I take I did. We had they had
all like the Hall of Fame numbers and everything. Somebody
had like the fastest pin within like eighteen seconds. My
first varsity meet, we wrestled Mather High School, which was
a public school, so not in our conference or anything.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
I put this kid down in literally fifteen seconds, and
I got up like fuck yeah, dude, like they had
to be a fucking record. They're like, well, it's not conference,
We're not fucking ah.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
That's weak, dude.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's some dude. But back to that story.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
So we all won, and then some of the non
Mexicans as we call him, the whites, white white, they
lost and there was one guy who started crying.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
And then do you remember this?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
He was crying, he was crying, and and the coach
is like, you see, I'm gonna call him Brandon.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
I remember yea, yeah, but Mike Keefer h yeah, yeah,
keeper who cares?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Who cares?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Keeper?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Keeper?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
That was that was like head remember back in the day,
back the ya.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
But the point is Brandon, I don't know he he
he was crying because he had lost.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
And the coach like, you see, Brandon, you see why
he's crying because he cares about this man cares about
about team. Yeah, here's about the team. And I'm like, no,
that is a bus dude.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
There's there's a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Like I was like, hey, hey, people lose, man, Like
I had.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
A couple of buddies that went down the state and
it was always at you and I And he said,
like the main hallway or the tunnel that like you
would come out of. They said, like that was like
heartbreak row, like after you lost. Everybody would run that way,
sit there and fucking cry like their heart out. I
couldn't imagine, like I I sucked. I was decent at best.

(09:26):
If I actually tried a little bit more, I could
have been all right. But like I never really no, no.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
No, But but you think you said that. There's people
it started eight years old and that's your life, dude.
They've been drilled in their head like.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Hey quick, I remember the bulls were. When I was
growing up, I was like, maybe basketball player, I'm gonna
be like this and that. It's like, well, dude, you're not.
You're five five nine nothing, like, there's no way you're
gonna be in an NBA decent jumpers rebounder. I was
a fundamentals guy.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Man.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, part of amazing. There's still pardon me that things
I could dunk. Dude, it might try really hard.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
Now, don't you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Have you?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I mean you never touched rim?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Have you? I've gotten very close.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Okay, you touched that. I know.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I touched that all day okay, okay, and I touched
all day. Yeah no, no, no, not yeah, I know this.
I've seen this. Thoms of girls dunk yes.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
No, no, no, yeah, pull it up. Pull up.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
One of the worst like breaks in history, dude. He was.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Let me give a little back, a little bit back
of the backstory before we even watched the video.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
So he was he was having a competition with Burke Chrisler.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
See who can dunk at the highest rim there Chrysler,
yea Chrysler. And then so they're moving up little by little,
right the rim up and up and up, and the
girl wins like he's able to.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
To girl six ft okay, okay, okay, And his coach
he's like, hey, man, I think you got one more
in you. You already won. The game's over.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
He's like, I think you got one more and you
just go one more level and then try to dunk
that and then this is what happens.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
And we and we need just like years old now slips.
Look at his arm, dude, Look at how look at it?
Look how yeah it ship?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
So this is the best right here? What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Is slip on dude.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
So like he tears his A C L and M
c L or whatever. His arm stamps here like Bert
Bert looks at it and he moves it. And the
doctors that came in, he's like, I moved their arm
and eire like you shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Blamed Roy. Roy is the guy that blames damn dude.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
And he was he was out for like months. They
said that. They went to the hospital and they're like, well,
you're gonna need all this, gotta go to a specialist,
and like they couldn't see what until the next day,
so like they had to like wheel him home, set
him up on the couch, like wrap him up and
shipped like they need they needed he needed like a
nerve damage. Fucking doctor trauma doctor dude. I had a

(12:09):
buddy like this in grade school. He was five foot
nothing playing grade school football. They put him his quarterback
for some reason. Yeah, he ends up. I wasn't there,
but everybody fucking was there and sawid and told me.
They said he like turned the wrong way to go
pitch it. Some guy just helmet first right into his

(12:30):
fucking femur. You don't break that ship until like you're.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
In a car crash.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
And this happened in grade school. He was still growing,
so his one foot is like an inch or two
and it'll becoming like a foot doctor. But dude, I
have to say, like my dad picked me up. I
wasn't living around him by the time, like dudes in
the hospital, like we've gotta go visit him. He got
like a brand new Xbox, like he got everything fucking

(12:56):
paid for because he was stuck at home all the time.
They're like, here you go.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
But now he's really bie little Bigfoot, he's a little.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Was that one movie a little little uh lamb before Time?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, don one where Bob Thornton
plays little Foot Bigfoot sling Blade is.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Like slime Blade daters there bade Yeah, do you have say, well,
my bad, my bad at the gotta watch dude, God
damn dude.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
He plays a Yeah you can you can tell right there?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Whatdy Angela Joie.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
I just want to know that Tropic Thunder brought this
up with simple Jack. Yeah, this has been done. You
look at movies from twenty thirty years ago and you
make them now. You're like, actually, no, we have to
put a nine bindery whatever into it. It can't be
this person.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Good old d I hires. Yeah, theis bro what was it?
A good movie?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Though?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It's fun, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Word man?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
But you know I know of it?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
You know it?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Okay, Grass, you didn't know you even though this movie existed.
I've heard of it.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah. I forgot who mentioned it because they talked like
Remy from X Men the same Maxim.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah that's what.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
He mentions it like, okay, slim Blade. Yeah yeah, yeah,
so I know I know watching it.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
I'm watching that, dude, and then watch I am Sam.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
This guy, Yeah, I know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, he this guy, he he wants to put hell
Hell Barry in one of his movies.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Just so he get bigger. I do a sex scene
with her.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Oh yeah that was a good one. Yeah, Billy about
thirty and Hell Yeah, yeah, there you go, yeah, monster ball.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
He all he did was put in the movie so
he can have a sexy with her.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
And they go fucking yeah, they get run.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Pull the story off. I want to see, how's that story?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
How do you get something out of that? You know?

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Because the whole movie sucks. It's just just.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Oh yeah, just like I was a stupid movie that
she showed her tits and they're like, we need someone.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
To show the sword face. Yeah with Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah, John Givalta, he's got that weird ass hair piece,
and they're like, we need somebody to show their tits.
You're the hottest trick on the world right now. We're
gonna pay you a million. With those bad boys.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Storm Halbarry and Trade watched watch the scene in the
Three Movies and you're like, oh, that makes the movie.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Oh no, no, no, Halle Berry in the Flintstones due in
the dude, what are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
You haven't seen The flint Stones? Of course, of course.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
I don't remember her.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I'm not gonna don't remember the Secretary.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Oh yeah, mister, mister Flintstone. Bro, you're like, come come
out them all.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah yeah, I look at what I would do to
be right there, dude.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
It's early elly Berry like life right now.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
See that bird right now, I'm gonna be be Oh
they haven't.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Seen I haven't thought about Helly Berry in a minute.
I feel like I feel like about it.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
There's yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a song about it, dude.
There's there's a few women who just who just keep getting.
You know, Hella Berry is still beautiful, a beautiful woman.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's her. It's Jennifer Connley.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
Jennifer Conley and the what's the one movie the one
she stuck in Target that's from the eighties. I forgot
what it's called.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
But some gorgeous some woman just age.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
I find the mmm Jloja in there.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
That one with garbage.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
But so I heard some crazy ship about jayl because
you know how she was hooking.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Up with did Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Yeah, we're just talking about it. Yesterday at dinner. My
buddy was like, one time, did he or one of
his guys killed somebody that gave her the gun to go?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I didn't, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
And then of course something with whatever way he partied. Man, Like,
there's there's a bunch of interviews coming out with all
their fucking body I.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Mean talking about Diddy, I mean his his lawyer just
said like, hey, I'm out, Oh yeah, his main lawyer
because something about necophilia I don't know about. Pull up. Literally, hey,
get this man out of here, dude, show me, show me,
show me that he didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
He wrote, he wrote, He wrote that once something.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Acrophilia. His lawyer walked out three days there's three days
ago due Yeah, my boy, I mean anyway he lost
his main lawyer though.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, a lot of them, dude, that big deal.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Isn't necromancy where you're trying to raise a dad?

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, that's that's called spells.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
That's something.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Circle right, No, yeah, I said, yeah, I was literally
I said earlier.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
We haven't even mentioned I mentioned you.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Up.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. Okay, okay, So if
there's necroman scene, can we say that there's some dark
arts involved, and yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
You're trying to revive a course dark.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Isn't that dark art?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Drink the show ship.

Speaker 6 (18:39):
This guy, the podcast, this guy looking for something something,
all right, all right, all right, they have to do
a memble because the guys next time.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
You know, I was just read exactly there there you go.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Have no card. I'm gonna make no cards.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
I'm gonna keep that part you did that. No, yes,
a drink of the episode. I decided to choose, so
I went with the mess count mule. But no, it's
I's gotta do too much work. Yeah, delicious, but too
much work. Yeah, so we went with the Mescot mule.
You guys, did you guys, did you put this out there?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
No? No, because I wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
We had a guess, so you know what they were feeling.
Once we have a guest for sure, and we're bringing
the bag the.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Board and we don't have to bring it up. But yeah,
we were supposed to have a guest. Ship happens, It happens.
We're still running all good.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yeah, but what do you think, meste, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Very delicious after the day that I had?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Who needed want here? Yeah, we'll have to give them
on one of the niggas and patches more needs it
in his life.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Sins Zimbabwe?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
What's your first nickname for sins?

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Zinners?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Okay, well sounds a lot like.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Sinners. Yeah, hard.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Tongue, yeah yeah, but why it is so cool?

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Man?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Why?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Why? Why? Where Zimbabwe the zen? Why cool? Because? Man,
it keeps you sharp?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Is that what does? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Yeah, it suppresses your appetity.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Get to that spa.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I would dip in high school
because like you couldn't smoke in between class and plus yeah,
and uh, you're just like if you had to lose weight.
They said spin in a cup, but like, I never
like the raw ship because it would get in all
my teeth. They made the pouches. I used to do
those all the time, but I was like, no, that's
that's stupid. I'd like smoking cigarettes. So I smoked cigarettes
for fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
How much gum do you have left?

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Mine? Are good?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
I got sick a couple of times. Trying to be cool.
I'm like, I'm gonna pack a fat one and screen
like this is too much.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Man. You get like a buzz though.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Right if I put this anywhere else in my mouth,
it instantly burns. You get that buzz and you're like,
let's fucking go man.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, wow, dude.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
It slowly releases. Keeps me calm shake the whole time.
Because my dad smokes like a fucking chimney. He's gotta quit.
Hopefully does are cuts it down to like one cigarette
a day, But he would always smoke around me. Then
I started smoking when i'd work with him, cause he
told me He's like, one, I don't want you smoke,

(21:19):
and he's like, two, I know you smoke. Just don't
smoke in front of me. We're working together, and I'm like,
I can't disrespect the man. I gave me a job
a house, so I wouldn't smoke in front of him.
But I'd be sitting there fucking like feeding all day.
Be like all, we're almost done with work, so I
can get in my car. And if I worked by myself,
I'd have one on the way to work. One I'm
the way to my job after I had my coffee.

(21:40):
As soon as I got out of that job, wipe
another one up, like, oh cool, I got time for
two smoke too. Would be walking up the stairs like, fuck,
this sucks.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
But you're not You're not smoking heavy anymore.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
No three months, no cigarettes? Correct, good job, dude, many
at times, and this time I'm fucking for real.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
This is where the Zen's helped you get that little
nicotine nicine.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Okay, okay, okay. Have you seen the ones where I
think crusher up, like the ones from Russia? Yeah, like
super powerful.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Those are like straight up like tobacco, like soaked in something,
pouches or there's no regulations.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Would you be down to try one of those?

Speaker 5 (22:21):
You can get one? Yeah, just give me a, I.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Can get steroids. I'll get fucking nicotine, Poe. Don't worry, dude,
don't worry, dude.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
My friends are going to Mexico in like two weeks.
I'll see if they got them out there.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
I'm actually having it.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yeah, they have it.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
They have fucking go to wait wait wait wait, got
that Mexico the borders.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Oh they did.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
You can still go, like.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
I think with the with the permit, right, I saw
I saw a video closing the gate struggling here.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
They can't had they had been closing years. W fourty bro.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
So my brother in laws Mexican from Mexico, but on
his birth is the birth certificate. He just found out
because we're trying to play a trip to Mexico for
my sister's birthday. He needed to get a new passport.
He doesn't have one. Whatever. He grew up and it
says to Juana, but he wasn't born there. But then

(23:15):
his dad came to the States, so they had to
like adopt him. So he had like a different last name,
so they whatever, bullshit real dad or no, he's real dad.
I found out because he moved to the States. This
was like in the seventies or whatever. So they're like,
we got to get you through, but this would be
easy or whatever it was. So he's got like three
different birth certificates and he's trying to get the passport.

(23:37):
They're like, oh, you know, if you can get a
hold of the hospital, and he's like, I don't know
where the fuck I was born like and like, well,
you can go to Mexico and get He goes, well,
how am I going to go there? They're like you
can fly somewhere and then drive over and they'll give
you like a permit or something to come back. And
he's like, yeah, right, as soon as I'm in, they're
gonna be.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Like, no, yeah, you're staying.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
So the Mexico trip this year is canceled on that.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah, my coach, your boy.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I have my cousin visiting over the weekend and she
was telling us that she was born on the first
of some month whatever, say April, she was born in what,
it doesn't matter. She was born on the first of
some month, but her birth certificate doesn't say.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Later. Yeah. She's like, technically I was the first, but
we didn't make it the.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Office. My mom same way, by two days, by two days.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
It was like May, like May six, I'm sorry, June third,
and it's like June six she got rested.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
She was born in May.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
You know June.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
June ever heard.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
June June third and then registered June sixth, So yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
It's a birthday.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Dude. You want to fight, Dude, he needs a brain. Help,
he needs a brain.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
I'm good.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Choke him out right.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
This guy will take basement steroids.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Backgrounds college and one of my buddies cooked up some
steroids powdered came from China. We mixed it with some
grapes seed oil and me.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
We didn't look at the man.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Now yeah yeah, I mean there's all test right now. Dude,
Well that's why I need it, because yeah, yeahs stairs
back the day for six months.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Six months now you're legit to grapes.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
High school. In college, I was thinking it was like
a bunch was like, why would you do a cycle?
That's it? Just like get on it, get buff, Like
we're gonna lose. Yeah, we won't be as strong as
we were when we were on it, but at least
we can get that extra. Dude.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
When I was on it, I was on tests, uh
and treumblone, and I.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Know a bunch of people that are doing I'm.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Like, well, i mean I'm on test now, yeah, just
for medical reasons.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Yeah medical get thirty that just dropped.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I mean, especially now it's about Mexico.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
We would go to the pharmacy. I'm like, good, annex
a couple of like pain killers, and then like they
like you want to sto throne steroids. I was like,
before I leave, maybe i'll maybe I'll take.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Some viagra, dude, right over the counter. Dude, cheap cheapis
ship too? Cheapis ship too unless you're like the coast
than the coast. They were operate everything by dollars, so
every thinks so expensive the United States.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
But yeah no I don't need that.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I'm strong. I'm telling you, man, you're on tests. Different
about this guy. Keep telling this guys. Guys old dude,
thirty five, I'm thirty oh ship yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Thirty seven, Yeah, couple, I'm going on thirty four right there.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
They're like, we got the retirement home here, a bunch
of old guys doing podcasts.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
You're lying, you're lying about your birth date.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Not the year, man, damn ninety two years a couple
of way, Dude, he his way. You know COVID was
five years ago, right, guys? Is that crazy?

Speaker 5 (26:56):
Yeah, I'd throw off my timeline completely, like, oh we
did it last year. I'm like, I could have sworn
it was like three years ago.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I know.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Just hear that, hear that, you know, the same thing
without Nine eleven was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Dude is.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Talking to people that were born after nine eleven?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yes, And I'm like, I questioned them. I questioned them,
you sleep with them.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Before after the second time, actually right when the first
one was falling? That's cool.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
And three oh three I had a question like, hey,
what did you learn about nine to eleven? Like, oh,
you know, there's like a chapter on it and that's it.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
And I lived.

Speaker 5 (27:35):
I lived, Yeah, I remember they wheeled in the TV
and I was thinking, I'm like, we're going to war. Man,
I'm gonna get drafted like my control.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I was in.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
I was in seventh grade when it happened. Eighth grade,
we had to like teach like the kindergarten class about it.
And Ship were like, damn, so bad guys, you know,
like Spider Man's got bad guys.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
And like the Goblin and the like you see this,
you see this guy wearing this enemy right, oh tam
America America? Yea hilarious. Well how does they say why

(28:13):
aren't they smart?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Like me? Or yeah? Hi, is everybody so stupid.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
That?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I mean, that's there's some there's some scenes like in movies,
shows whatever that you're just like you can always go
back to why should you want to show stupid?

Speaker 4 (28:31):
What can it be smart? Like me, Uh, what a
fucking movie, dude?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
What did that movie come out?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
When did America come out?

Speaker 5 (28:38):
See?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
But that's the that's the beauty like three years after
nine eleven?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, like that's a that's the beauty of Oh yeah
yeah yeah, three years of the nine eleven of America.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, like we can make stupid movies like this.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
We need to make stupid movies like this, and it's okay,
you know.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
I mean like like the like, what's the one with
Seth Brogan and James Frankle, No, no, no, no dictator,
No dictators though, the one.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
They're making fun about up Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
No Korea the dictator is a dictator.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah no, that's the one with.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
No dictator. Something else that's uh, what.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Is it called the interviewed the interview interview. Yeah, is
a great movie. It's that you like.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
And then especially when like, uh, he's like my my
father said drinking margaritas are gays?

Speaker 5 (29:31):
What the coolest? Bro?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
They hate us because the place come out. I watch
a movie, dude, that was watching movie once the day dude.
But they fell apart, right, Yeah, well yeah, because Franco
was doing the worst of that is like, l ay.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I need a career, bro, career all right, so friendship
is over, dude, I was doing Invisible. Yeah yeah, dude,
you know fucking well, culture killed everything. Tropic was Trumpic Thunder.
The last one was the last?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Like, no, I say this might be the last one, dude.
This is fourteen.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
When did trump at Thunder come out?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Funder? Like twenty ten eight? Yeah, see that fourteen.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
I remember watching that and being like it's okay, and
then I watched it again and being like, oh shit,
I missed so much. This is fantastic.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah twenty fourteen. Huh, twenty fourteen, So I know we're
beef with Korea back then, and that time frame, that's
beef with.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Korea forevery for sure, for sure. No Korea have beef everybody?
Was that the last movie making fun of something something
something crazy?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, because they were like they were they were saying
that they were they were going to kill seth Rogen.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
Was that two thousand and four fourteen? Right, Yeah, like
the just start coming in power around there and.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Like, yeah because dad died. Yeah, because in the Team
America they're making fun of the dad. And then a
couple years on the.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Road, but is it like he does not poop, he
burns so much because.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
You're trying to tell me, let me ask you, you
got a butthole.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
And and it's doing overtimes.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Yeah, what I mean, were we could do We can
make movies like this now right right?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
They try to make them and then she gets canceled.
There was that one with I.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Think we might we might be thinking the same thing.
So I've thought I've talked about it before.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
There's Jamie Fox made one where Robbie Donald Junior plays
a Mexican. Yeah, has been made, the movies out, the
movies just locked in the fucking h what's called the
vault A vault somewhere?

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Well, same this one, uh Wiley Coyote versus Acme. Yeah,
this was supposed to be one of the funniest movies,
and then then they just like put it on the shelf.
They're like, that's it, We're done with the back Roll movie.
It was completed, it was good. And then yeah, the
So there's so much ship that's either been trying to
get made, then they finally make it, and then they're

(32:04):
like fuck, like it's not what we wanted, or of
course everybody wants to change everything, or they just fucking
scrap it, and it's like, but you're gonna put out
another I hate to say it, but fast and furious.
They're starting to get reading the great.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
I've seen a couple they're great.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I kind of fell off, but like if you need
something to watch and you're like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Know watching pack, Yeah, but a little bit, where's Anonymous?
What happened to those.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Guys hats right now? Right now?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Yeah, Hey, hey, release some movies.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
They got to get a hold of them first.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Yeah that.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Somebody, somebody's got to have something Like with Deadpool came out,
Ryan Reynolds really released like that fifteen minute montage thing
and then everyone's like, I got a billion fucking views,
and they're like, people want to see this ship let's
make the fucking movie, and here we are. We had
three of them.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
You still can't admit that he did it? Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
He says, like he's like, hey, you know, yeah, maybe
something got it, but he can't admit to it. He
can't be like, yeah, you know what we yeah, yeah,
even write so much money for Disney.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah no, Fox, Fox and Disney. Right, no more, I
have to say we're we're on the topic. Fuck, No,
I forgot, dude, came tul No you're talking I forgot? Yeah, yeah,
I threw throw me off out.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Oh who asked for back to be made? Whirl?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Because yeah, because we got made.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
But why who asked for it? Though? People?

Speaker 5 (33:37):
You know, it was after d C saw after like
the Avengers what it could be, because like Justice League
sucked all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
And then they're like, okay, Ster Snader cut, Slader cut.
I still look, it's still not great, but it's better.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Than yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Slider is great.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, I'll say that much.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Slider cut was great. Dude.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
All right, here's the one people been trying to get released.
So Batman and Robin Uh, Joel Schumacher, the director, he
had his cut that they said, longer, darker version of
Batman Forever that was originally intended to be directed by him.
They caught one hundred and seventy minutes.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Which one is this, this one with this the one with.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Bel Kimmer.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
It would be it would be will be what's his name, dude?

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Oh, George Colony, George Clooney, Yeah, yeah, there's a Batman Forever,
which I liked him. I like, yeah, those ones were good.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
When I like, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Mad any Batman, I'm just saying I like George Clooney.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
I rowing up, you had a Batman.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
You're like, yeah, obviously this was like the Goat. This
one is no, no, no, no, no, it's not the Goat.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
The goat is Batman eighty nine man.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah, Michael Keaton the goat. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, that's Mike.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
And we still hold up, like the last time you
saw it, it's years, Man said, was a year dude. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Prince did the soundtrack.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah yeah, oh, this is the one where he well,
one of the scenes the Batmobile turns into like armor,
no armbers, Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, you know, he he couldn't he couldn't move his neck.
So that's why that's why all his movies are like this.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
And he's wearing uh what Nikes? What what Jordan's Jordan's
was something Jordan's fourteens?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I think? No, no, no, no, no, was it Nike Trainer?

Speaker 4 (35:35):
What for?

Speaker 1 (35:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
No, no for Batman nine, he's wearing some some some Jordan.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
But there's his Nike. Yeah, and they're Jordan.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Okay, okay, okay Trainer threes and Jordan's sixes.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Yeah, Batman wears some Nikes, and get your ass with
some Nikes. God damn dude.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
How how are are those shoes not being so somewhere?

Speaker 4 (35:57):
I don't know, somebody just all probably about them, like
your lease air Max.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Ninety oh ship, you know I saw something about it.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Oh no, this is this just uh that's just h
with the logo on there, so nothing too crazy.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Yeah, come on, they came out with the fucking Marty
McFly shoes from back.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
We're wrong the air Max. I like the air Max
are nice or nice? Yeah? Yeah, there there they comes,
the little the little cushion in the back. Though I
end up popping those don't really fit me.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
You know, I got a wide foot I need they Yeah,
pushed me too much.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
But maybe maybe some Wait, you can wear the sh
I'm working on it.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
I'm working on it, right, give me somewhere, man, give
me the band signal.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yeah, yeah, but it's just it's just that. It's just that, dude,
what a Rother Patterson wear for for the movie? What
shoes did you wear?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
We're real boots. Let me see there's not eighty It's
not eighty four anymore, dude.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
I'm just asking, dude. Yeah, oh two, I mean don't.
I'm sorry, twenty twenty twenty two. It's still not right,
you know, No, no, put Robert Patterson boots. I guess
boots right for Batman, Baman boots. Yeah, but where you're at,
where you're trying to find, you're not going to find.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
It, dude.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
It's just boots.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
I'm by the same ones that right.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
If you can't even live yourkne up that flexible do
we talk about?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:25):
What's that? More making getting made?

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Dude?

Speaker 5 (37:28):
The second one is not out for like another year.
To dude, I didn't I didn't watch this one.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Did you see the peng one? No, no, you gotta
watch it. Yeah was great, dude, great? What's your face?

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Sexy?

Speaker 5 (37:40):
So dude, how I met your mother.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
She was, Yeah, yeah, I like your man.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Love the story, dude a lot.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Say come, I doesn't like her love her dude?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Wait talking about man. Honestly, dude, it was great.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Like I wish we look like I wish you would
look more like the comic version, the comic version.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
You're not about that gorgeous about the comic version, No.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
No, gorgeous. Same thing with the girl from Fallout.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, yeah, comic couple, the wolf.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Haircut she has, yeah, very nice, very nice. She looked
hard in the eyes.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Man in the comic she's had God, damn.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Woman, dude in that comic look damn, I'm all.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Scary.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah, no, I'll take the one we have, the version
we have now, dude, say the chicken.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Do you see a Fallout?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Fallout?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Great, great show that goes great. They should be rolling
out with the second season here for this year, right,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Know, take a quick fix.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Hello hello, hello, yeah, hello AlOH allah years old ye
in London, ninety six?

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Yeah, no, she she gorgeous, man, she gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
She got those dowey eyes. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
What what else has been she's been in?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I mean she's been in movies.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Actually, Oh, I seen her.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
The first movie I saw her was that one Miss
Pedigrees Home for you would watch this?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah, fucking.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
And she's the main She's she's good.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
That's not a bad movie.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
She's been in a few movies where.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Ebba Green's her too.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
She The movie she got famous on was this movie
with her and her brother and then there's a random
guy who comes to visit them in like in POWI
I'm saying, and it's just them hamming.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
SX the whole movie, her and the random guy, right
and the brother.

Speaker 7 (39:55):
Oh hey, dude, another movie to watch for your spank
p Yeah, Home Swing Way Sorry the Dreamers album.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Yeah but home God damn it, no home Sweet.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
I thought you guys talking about YouTube Mommy time be end?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Yeah that movie?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
That movie is low word too.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
That was what?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Man?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Do you want want to watch that movie?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
What are you like?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
You're just like, I'm bored.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Let me just sometimes.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Something needs to be stimulating in different ways, right, hey
man brother criticizing Hey, yay.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Remember having those eighties or nineties movies on vhs where
like there's boobs on this and rewind pause, rewind pause.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
The amount of time that seems the tannic crazy, just
that one scene. I went to DHS too.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
I went to the theaters see with my mom and
my aunt, and I knew there was tits in it.
I'm just like coming up. I know it's coming up.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
And was like, that's before the internet.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Man, Jack, will you draw me?

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Draw me?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Like?

Speaker 5 (40:55):
What are you.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Fuck up? Drooling broad? Yeah, popping iron?

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Oh yeah, very retirement.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
That's the ship. Like a couple of seconds, jagged will
need to draw me like one of your French girls
wearing this.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Look up the it's it's hilarious, jock.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Hands down. My favorite Arnold quote is from a commando
from there on the plane. He like kills the guy.
He's like, please don't di stand my friend he's dead.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah yeah, mine is minus from pumping iron.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Every time I go to the gym, I pump waits
and it feels like I come, I go to the gym,
I come, I go back.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Home and I come.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
I'm coming all the time.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Smoke stogy yeah, and I'm like, I'm not mad at
that dud.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Come with the boys, come my hair, come everywhere, coming
on life, everywhere.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Everybody's a good pump you guys, good pumps, right, I
had the best.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Pumps myself and my boys. But before we start about coming,
talk about what's coming this month.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
What's coming next week?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Coming someone are fucking professionals? And then the podcast More
than One Headed.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Demon Our Comedy is back March fourteen. Tickets are on sale.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
So this week, yeah, it was gonna come out this week.
So yeah, yeah, this week.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, So this week I released this Friday, get your
tickets for this Friday, demon Our Comedy. We have some
great comics. We have Jack Lynn, we have Cody Hack,
Cody Hack, Reagan and.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Then Reagan, Namela Mela and our host Kevin Keller. You
will have a guests by I wonder who could be
Aka AKA. We'll see, we'll see see my hands one
finger was poading up.

Speaker 5 (42:57):
I don't know, jump over the table.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, we don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
It's somebody close wherever he is in the camera.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
That's why I'm not sure where he's being cut into.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
It's uh, it's someone within the room that's gonna Rambo
Rambles is doing guest parents an appreciated guys.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
It's gonna be fun. I'm gonna see the whole thing.
It's on my crew.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Basically, yeah, I expect.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
The fire five minutes, so I'm gonna shift the bed.
Goddamn you get one shot.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
What's up, guys? I love the weather.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
But guys, give your tickets at Demon Hour on event right.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
You can find a link on our i G page
on our TikTok every on YouTube, and make sure you
watch Demon Hour episode nine that will released as well,
so you can see what the show is about.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
And I think this would be a perfect moment to
maybe do some of the confessions that weren't.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Lastfessions.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
There's a lot of confessions, you know, how about Alex
I start us off.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I'll read it and then.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Give a practice throw one, throw one to come on
and throw me.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Let me roll pragice the improper here, dude, let.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Me lick her up a little bit. So you guys,
you guys carry the car.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
You can make me want too, fine, sir, this one's
actually pretty true. As soon as I got home I
did this. I'm so high right now.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
I'm so high right now.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Not as stone as I was, but touch me after work.
This is me right there.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
What do you uh? What's what's your quiped and what
do you like smoking? Like smoking flour oil.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
Traditional herbs.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
I guess I'm I'm not ables are good.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
I'm when I get high, when I get stone, it's
still like the first time, like hit or two, I'm good.
If I smoke any more than that, I'm a complete idiot.
I'm melted on the couch. I get a panic attack,
and I do it all the time.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
A panic attack, Dude, I've been there. The funny thing
is like, yeah, I mean we're amos, been fresh for
a while, you know, first time getting high?

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Wait wait wait, I'm sorry, can we can we? I
did a terrible job of breaking down this segment. So
these are the confessions that are being read from Demon
our comedy, right, legit, actual people. The papers come to
the show, You write a confession, and then the comics
come back.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
On stage and read a confession.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
We don't always get through all the confessions, so we
usually we have a couple of stockpile back at the
end and we're like, you know what, we might as
well read them on the podcast so their voices can
be heard, right, But that is Demon Hour, So if
you guys, these are the confessions that you might see
at Demon Hour future.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
So it does grow at me throw at me, dude, right, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
That that that t r t attle?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
All right, all right, that is good one. I was
married to a pastor who liked to wear high heels
shoes for his mistress. Yeah, oh my boy, my boys,
Uh was was getting dominated.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Bro, you just had to get closer to heaven the
spirits and.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Fashion like to wear high heeled shoes for his mistress. Hey,
so I guess my question is like, you're a man
of God. I know, I know that they got some
scouts in the closet.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Dude, it's that guy from that one show from TLC.
You know what I'm saying about.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Oh, what's the names knows best? Yeah, Chris, I'm all
that in the bag of chips.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
I bet you are.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Yeah, that dude, that dude was getting dominated. Bro.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
He probably wears a thong under his robe and stuff. Dude,
that dude, that's a freak. That is a freak, man,
my boy freak. But hey, I don't kink shame right.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
So don't never keeps day. You do what you want, bro,
what you want live life.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
There's dudes like get pegged. It's all good man. Hey,
you won't want to come right.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
What won't come?

Speaker 5 (46:50):
I want to come you?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Would you let a goth girl peg you?

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
There you go, there'll come.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Will you let a god girl peg you?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
How one to them?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
And where's the second one?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Going? Air tight?

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Hung out with.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
She?

Speaker 5 (47:09):
She was a kinky one out of the group. We
never hooked up or anything. But I was like, you
know what, you're the only one that i'd probably let
peg me. And she's like, let me know when.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I was like, see she called me out and she
got it out. She's like, all right, when but she's.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Married now and she tells me some stuff and I'm like,
you you seem like you'd be fucking good at it.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
I've been I've been offered. I've been offered.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
His name.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
We call her nurse. You probably know she offered me. Hey,
like even kind of into this, like I could do it.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I'm like in her ass, why you know, because like
the more she she she ate your hands. She's like,
he's cool with this, It might be cool with this.
Exactly what it was. That's exactly what.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
You guys. Be watching a movie. You want to be talking.
She's like, probably wants to be pegged right now?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, yeah, what say good?

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Movie. Right, It's like he's thinking about my question.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
But my question is like there's a woman out there
that like they're into that, And my question is like why.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
They want to dominant one?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
They want I mean, they want to they want to
see what it feels like.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
I guess, man, I guess they want to see you
squealing pain.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
But I mean, if you're right now in the reality situation,
let's get real, guys, it's just nobody just right.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Except the millions and millions watching millions.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
If you're into that, you're a little a little flowery,
you're a little little.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Fig the whole boundaries of that ship like however you floaw.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
But doing it though, Yeah, but there's still you know,
male extremity going in you.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
But you know our g sponsor?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Why who do a finger?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Who?

Speaker 4 (48:53):
You know what I'm saying, everybody, as everyone's been round
here before, right, what.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
I don't I don't trust my behind. That's why I
bought up a day and I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Like, wow, you got a day the shower. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Just you know what I'm saying, No, no.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
One, I'm just like, I don't I don't trust it
back there. I know I'm sure it's clean, but I'm like,
I don't want you to deal with that. If she
lifted my legs and started going to town. Heat of
the moment, that's the that's the difference. Heat of the moment.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
What still not not back to the mouth.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
After I'll go down on her and make out that
crazy lick your butt.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
I would do this.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
And unless unless she was like she's like, hey, we're
gonna do this, I like, get out of that the day.
Clean it up well, always baby baby powder and wipe
it up, dry it afterwards.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
No, off the showers, always the thing off the showers.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
So clean.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Clean about.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Your brother, you've had it a couple of times?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Okay, Well, what do you like it?

Speaker 5 (50:04):
You seem like you're not what happens happens?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Man?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
You or do you like it? Or do you love it?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
You know not only like it.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
I wasn't like requesting it at all.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
I'm like, whatever they're down for, I'm good with that.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
You got a requested dude. I gotta see how do
they are for you?

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Dude, I'm a giver in the in the situation, I'm like,
don't worry about me, let me get you worry about you.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
You gotta yourself for sometimes. Man, you're gonna, you're gonna,
You're gonna have a business.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
But I'm like you, I'm putting. I'm putting the work in.
Let me show you what's up and then let's have
at it.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
You guys have some fun.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Dude, I haven't.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
No, I'm not understanding too, don't know wrong, I'm with you. Yeah,
but you still want to be service to man?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Yeah, when I want stuff, I'll ask for it.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I'm not stay it out.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
I'm proud, right, dude, I am a man.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I want to be pleasured.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Can you look my buttole Please, let's get to the
next one.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Alright, this is garbage. This is when the garbage you
get right. Also, I hate I hate that I shipped
in Lake Michigan. Laugh out loud.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
It's kind of dude. Yeah, there's some Midwestern humor.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Hey, cool man, Lake Michigan's got a lot of Do
we have enough dairy water?

Speaker 4 (51:18):
We just damn dude, that's you.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Get a lot of that too.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
What's the good thing about shooting in the water. It's aquaducie.
It just comes right out. I haven't shipped in water,
but you have, dude. Yes, everybody ship at the bathtub
when they were a little little bottom.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
I remember vaxicans will take bath.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Yeah, the hose off in the back, Get the hose.
Get the hose before you come in with d your feet.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Now that you put the hose in the son the
first like three seconds.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Of water, you take a sip of that ch like,
turn it out.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
What the fucker? But some of the fresh though whole water.

Speaker 5 (52:01):
If you don't water, hold water delicious. If you didn't
drink hose water, you need the vaccine.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Man.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
I grew up in a moldy, dusty basement playing with
all my toys. Drink out of the hose.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Lead paint. Oh yeah, what is it? Abestos asbestos asbesis. I.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
One of my grade schools had that, and I had
to go to summer school and they're like, oh, yeah,
by the way, we're redoing this side of the school
because it has asbestos. And they were just throwing that
shit in like the dumpsters, and I'd walk past that stuff.
I'm like, oh, I went to class in it, just
throwing it out. I'm sure I'm healthy.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I see.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Everything's gonna kill you. Everything's gonna give you cancer.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Radiation glass, the green one, uh.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Uranium lass, dude, I just started to get into this
ship like.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Twenty it was it like nineteen twenties. I think they
got into it. Uranium glass.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yess cool, it's like the glowing in the dark stuff.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Yeah, if you got a I was about to literally
I have on my Amazon list. Yeah, the handheld black
light go to the thirst story. Put it on the
glass sea which shines?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
When did it? When did it come out?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Like?

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I think it was like nineteen twenties, the eighties, Oh,
twentieth century pieces. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. But can
you imagine bringing a homegirl a girl home and she's
like you wanted to real cool? My UV light glasses
A weird dude?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
So hot. Yeah, but you've got ultramate. You're not like
other guys. You're crazy like every guy. You got Pokemon
cars too. Yeah. Oh I do have a video for Pokemon.
I saw, dude, God, you're doing me. No, no, no, no,
that was garbage. That was garbage, man, a big one.

(53:40):
See what we got? What we got here? All right?
Oh wow, this is as you wrote that.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
I don't write anything you haven't run anything.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Wow, this is your head right, recognized from from anywhere.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I've hooked up with married man.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Oh wow, that's definitely mine and it was definitely mine.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
That was sure about a married women?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Oh yes, how about guilty boys women too?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
I had a separated separated at the time. Yeah, like,
why don't we go back to your place that's right
down the street. We can't do that. I'm like, I understand.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Actually a separation, dude, Yeah, was was it?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Covid?

Speaker 5 (54:22):
I think I I think I helped the marriage. She
started following me on Instagram not long ago.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I did not help the marriage at all, dude. I
was the signing factor.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
One day me or more, we're playing, uh, playing Fortnite,
and we talked about this chick.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
So this, this is this is how I believe that
there's like another just like a fifth sense or telepathic wave, right,
because we're literally talking about this person, like, hey, do you.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Remember blank blank?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
He's like, yeah, we're having we're playing to the game,
we're having a conversation. And then in that in that conversation,
this girl texted him hasn't talked.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Him in years, dude, eight years.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Eight years probably yeah, from yeah, maybe time, maybe ten years, No, no, no,
eight nine years, eight nine years, hadn't had a conversation
with this guy Texas. Them goes, hey, long time, how
you've been a blouh blah? Like how crazy is that?

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Literally, we're having a conversation about in person. And she
texted up and then what we what? What did we do?
You're like, Ramon, what do I say?

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Dirty Ramon dude, dirty dog ramone dude.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Texas blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
And then see you know it. She divorced her husband. Yeah,
she divorced her husband and gave them all.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Oh rustern trombone dude, whoambone dude?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Yeah, and that was crazy. This girl was a Muslim. Yeah, yeah,
her man converted for her. Oh ship, Yeah, white guy
converted for her. Dude, just for her to sleep with some.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Thirty mexth some Catholic dude, dirty Catholic, dirty Catholic, dirty
Catholic dude.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Bacon all the bacon, a little.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
You know't healthy dude. Yeah. I don't know what she expected.
I don't expected, especially especially she broke my heart eight
nine years ago, dude, broke my heart. Not that that
was like my my what I wanted to do, but
I just end up happening that way.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
You got those ones like I got back, I.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Got my lick back. I spined the block, dude, I
spined the block. Spin.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
That's the joys A right, don't.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Play it on that right something?

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Give one everyone, everyone, go ahead ahead, make it a
good make a good man.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Put the motion, put the feeling into this one. Yeah,
this practice you right, dude, Yeah, this one is weird.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I have a birthmark shaped like a bunion.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
I have a birthmark shape. I'm boring onion, but just
isn't just like like.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
A swell like toe or whatever.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I'm glad that they make it the Deep Hour.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Yeah goddamn yeah, birth like that, that's all. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
I don't know what to do with what?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
What do you tell him? What you tell them? You
make the show?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
But giving us this one's fun. I have a butt
plug that looks like a whale.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
You know what I call that?

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Prett will you will man.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Free will yeah right, well free will for well free
Well do.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
You think they can like pop it out like it
just jumps over like the rocks.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
It doesn't it doesn't want around it.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah, catch it in your mouth?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Hey do it? Or girl? Can I see the writing?
Oh yeah yeah yeah there go there This is a check.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
My question is it sloppy? But it's like that.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
It's the it's the it's the why.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Why will there's normal butt pugs? You know what I'm saying.
The heart still kill the things.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Little flower.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
You know what I'm saying, because you know, as long
as he goes into the deep end, it's gonna come
back out.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
The whale tail sticking out and that's the whale tail.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah. And then if you shake it, it looks like
it's wavy. You see.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
I don't know if you've seen the ones, but there's
ones that light up and stuff.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Like yeah, got a remote controlled one?

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Yeah, dude, God damn, did I've seen something TikTok?

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Have you seen the ones that people like?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
It has?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
It has blue like I go through the Wi Fi like.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Your Bluetooth, like bluetooth.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Your partner could be like in Seattle. Yeah oh yeah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
And cam Motels do that ship They're like click this
for five bucks and it vibrates and ship. So I've
heard so I've heard that.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Okay, so I had so this back in this pre
COVID covid ago I've seen a chick. Well, first of all,
this before you hooked up, she was like, hey, I
have this app, or you can down this app. You
can control my toy.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Like, I'm a little techy, you know, I'm a little
tech geek. So obviously I down on the app. Did
the thing, did the same thing. Well, we actually met
up for the first time. She brought she brought me
a Wi Fi bluetooth type of like flesh light that
does the same exact thing, same, same exact thing.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Dude, she bought a fleshlight for you.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
First time I met up. First time I met up,
she bought me a fucking sex toy.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
What did you do with it?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
What you think I did?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Dude? I used it?

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Man.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
No, no, no, no, wait wait wait wait she bought
you flesh or that she could control that she control.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Yeah, well, the same same companies and everything.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
What did you do with it?

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Well, it's not here, you know.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
No.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
I threw it way before before.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I left it.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
I threw it before I left because I got little Yeah,
for sure, I got beat up, I got wear tear.
That's a weird tear on that motherfucker. I guess it.
It does irthing by itself. Nice. Yeah, it has free maybe,
but just the messes were mess you know, well, dude,

(01:00:10):
what do you mean? Okay, let me ask you. Have
you ever used flash light or a toy within that?

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
No? No, I haven't you reliable? Reliable dude.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
It's it's different, but it's yeah, it's a lot of
clean up where you're.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Like, this is sometimes I don't have like an end
part to it. Like it's a lot lot clean you know,
I'm saying, but why not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Cool? Don't have the courage? Hey this guy? What what
if I like it too much?

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
You say cool and you got a new way?

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
He ain't no one that cares. Ain't no one cares.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
If I'm with a trick, she's gonna have a vibrator.
It's like, do your thing, let me use it on
you a couple of times. It's like you got one.
Maybe I need something different.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
It's just not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I think I would be I would be a little
insulted if she wanted to bring in the vibrator.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
That's the way you're I would be like, hey, I'm like,
am I not enough?

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Sometimes you need a little extra spots?

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Not me, man, you know, sometimes it's not your fault.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Sometimes, no that is sometimes the guy before me was
just not even that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Some girls abuse themselves. They put it on the highest
level and they abuse themselves. So when it's time to
actually like be with someone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Do you ever see me shake? Yeah? You should shake
six p m.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
On a Friday, when when I had sold enough tickets.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Yeah, I'm like, let me look at alright, come down,
calm down.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
But some girls abuse themselves, dude. Yeah, god damn the
roast toy you probably the rabbit or the rabbit all those.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Talk about this the last episode. Some girls I can
get abused. Oh no, some bitch. Is it perfect?

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Yeah, it's good. It's good. It's good.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
It's it really because I really hit it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
You're good?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah, every quick, because you're good.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
You didn't move at hot No, no, no, I did?

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Okay, alright, brokay my ship.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Dude, it's gonna be cut off.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yeah no, that was good. I'm looking.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
What do we got? What we got? This stuff?

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
A chick?

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Oh dude, I dream to throw ass like Megan thee Stallion,
thirty year old male.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
I M, can you dream the camera? I dream to
throw ass like Megan thee Stallion.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Clip it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
You know it's crazy. They said, read it too, because no, no,
but it looks like you were just telling somebody.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
You can already mememborize it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
I'm sorry, but.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
As the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Thirty old mail boom, my bullets throw ass? Dude? Yeah? Straight?

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
And who was to.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Was that? One guy?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
One guy?

Speaker 5 (01:02:53):
Does you want to work? He had like let me, hey, baby,
let me drop it like it's hot right now for you?
Or is he like, what's up? Dudes? Check this out?
Go either way? How's the handwriting?

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Oh it's three year old dude. I mean he said,
right there, thirty old male.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
So my boy say gay male's handwriting?

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Which is cool? I mean just trying to get your
squats up, boy, All right, squats up that we'll talk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
These men have the best lives ever, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Yeah, they're just sucking and fucking man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
All they do is have fun drama from all the drama.
All the drama. The drama, yeah, the drama, but.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
Thips because those relationships the most abusive.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Yeah, but they get married. You guys, you're just jumping
like yeah, yeah, having all the fun. Dude, my cousin.
My cousin showed me all the app. Yeah, this is
app what it's called. But it's literally it's like Grinder
but better.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
And it's all like someone's five feet away from you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Yes, yes, And they're like, and but some bitch, check
this out. We all have gay right now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
No, but they were like, it's literally the mess would
be like doors open, there's gonna be unlocked from the
hours of seven and eight.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Come in and use them to the bedroom, do what
you want and leave. That's great, that's fucking bunkers. Du
crazy time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
I've had gay friends come out to the bar with
us and there'd be another gay guy over there and
they're like give him the eye and they're like, that
guy totally wants to funk right now. He's like, I'm
not into it right now. It's not my type.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
It was like a lot of that, a lot of
that not my type, not my type, because we actually cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
No, no, no, yeah, everybody has.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
But it's crazy that there is like an app where
people just literally leave the doors unlocked in the city and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
They're like, hey, you can just come in. You know,
you have to look at me. I don't see you,
you don't see me. Just ass up to town.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
There's a there's a comic. I won't name them, but
it's I think there's clips of a local guy. They
did something like that where it's like, hey, come to
my house and I'll blow you or do something sexual.
And he went and did it and they're like, yeah,
he doesn't know who it was, and everyone's like it
was a dude. He's like no, no, but like you know,
it's like, yeah, lights off, just come on in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Dude, I totally stop doing this. I'm kidding that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
God damn dude, go in, no questions, ask no question,
but think about how dangerous that is due Oh yeah,
everybody parties for both parties.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Yeah, but it's just like it's crazy. That's how much
I'm going.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Did you guys ever look up when it was on
back pages? You get all the hookers and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
There's a new some there's a new website.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Now there's another one. My buddy showed me where when
we were like New Orleans. He's like, oh, dude, look
how easy it is. I'm just like bamn, here's everyone
within a five mile radius. And he's like, watch you
would like call and he's like it goes like this,
you call, leave a message, they call you back and
he's like, hey, what's going on, Like I'm in town
for the weekend. She's like, oh, sorry, that that's an
old post thing. Yeah, I'm not in town right now,
but like, yeah, if you're back in six months, let

(01:05:59):
me hit me up. And it's like, well, what are
you looking for. It's like, oh, you known spend some
time with you. Let's go on a date, this and that.
You can come to my airb and be like yeah,
it'd be like three fifty for the hour, this or that,
and it's like fuck, it's that easy goes. It happens
all the fucking time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
Yeah. Yeah, I actually met a girl that did that.
I didn't know that she did that. She was cool,
we're talking. But the only reason why I found out
that she did that because I was one of those
pages when I saw her. Oh no, I'm like, oh, no, way,
this is what she does. Because you're telling me like
I traveled throughout the country working. It's I mean, I
never really got to detcause really that important. But I

(01:06:34):
met her while I was working.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Do you know anybody who's got an only fans that
you didn't know?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I know a couple of comics.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
Oh yeah, there's comics out there, but like people who
went to high school or college or just like it
was like all of a sudden, it's like, wait a sec,
what's this little link? Or I know that person we had.
I think we had one or two chicks in college
checked it out. Nothing nothing special. Yeah, I was like, God,
damn it, Why I keep wasting time? They were just
really hot pictures.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
I've I'm gonna say this. I'm proud to say this.
I've never spent money on only fans. I never spent
money on any type of that realm never never mind,
never bought a video, never bought a subscription, nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
It's just COVID tost a couple of bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
The only fans all three.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Dude, gotta support the single mounds.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
If I use the economy would have gone downhill, dude,
the economy.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
I thought some new pair of shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
You know, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
You know people failed that only fans, dude. A lot
of people fail the only fans, man, But a lot
of people, make a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
More percentage, small percentage of people.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
It's just like anything you want to be on YouTube
and stuff, you gotta be consistent. You gotta put it
on a product.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Can't be at thirty views all your life.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
You now, Yeah, you know how many more do we
have with those?

Speaker 5 (01:07:45):
Uh? We got a few more.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Round them out? Pick one, pick one, three one as well.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Bought up, Throw it at me, balled up though up
Yeah there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Little trump throw yeah, imagine the Puerto Rican go ahead, ramble,
oh ship.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
I gave my boss's daughter eighteen alcohol and she threw up.
We've all been there, I mean, did you guys Boss's honor.
I've had like someone's close, like someone's like niece that's like, hey,
she's in town for the weekend, Like she wants to
hang out with somebody your age, Like sure, okay. All
of sudden's like we're getting sucked up, and you're like,
we have to sneak this girl back into her house

(01:08:30):
without anybody fucking knowing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
I think the worst I've ever been was I had
a friend's sister, uh drink a lot and she got hives.
She just broke on hives. I've seen that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Did you guys ever have to peg for booze? Growing up,
we would call it peg not pegging it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Off like booze, and we don't do it. Yeah, yeah,
you wanna come.

Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
No, like you hang out at seven to eleven or
near a liquor store, find somebody like hey, no, So.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
The next thing about be Mexica.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Bro. You can look you can look like you're into
your late thirties as long as you have a mustache.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
This guy, this guy had a mustache at fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:09:09):
Same with my pops. He's like, I never needed a fake.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
Yeah, you can go mustage. You can go legit mustas
at fourteen. By eighteen, I'm gonna kill it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
The biggest thing is the confidence just walking in like yoya.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Let me tell you a story. So we were we
were eighteen, we were eighteen. We were at the liquor
store in our little hic hometown at the edge of
the town town house. The bottles, the bottles come, come bottle,
and so we had we came up with a plan.

(01:09:42):
We're like, and by we came up, I came out
with plans, right. I was like, this is what we're
gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
You're the only one to here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
That looks like you're about thirty. All right, dude, this
is what we're gonna do. You're gonna go in there.
You're gonna grab the bottle right, take it up to
the cashier, just gonna pay. You know, you know you
can buy it out if he if they ask you
for I D You're gonna play it cool. You're gonna
be like, yeah, no problem, go into your wallet, and

(01:10:09):
then actly you're ready, and then get frustrated when you
can't find your ID.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Right, so you go do wallet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
You trigger be like, oh god, man, I can't believe.
I can't believe I fucking forgot it, dude. And then
that's the line, you go, I can't believe you know what.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Hold it right here. I'm gonna go down. I live
down the street, man. Let me go grab a quick
and I'll be right back. More unlikely if you say that,
if you make it seem like I'll be right back.
Hold it right here, just keep it right here, I'll
be right back. Most most people would be like, hey,
don't you worry about it, bro, just take it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
You're good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
We even had to gettest.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
We all come on there on show with a fucking
stash they're like, good, good day, my friend, and came.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Out, dude, grinning. Dude, you can't remember you came out,
you came out of the House of Bice.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
You're just like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
With a shitty bottle of vodka.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
Dude. Why vodka? Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
That started started back.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
We would, yeah, would get the handles of like the
cheapest vodka, but we were we were so stupid, like
we would just keep ripping shots of it. Then like
somebody was like, oh, like a phantom, like this is
so good. Why do we think of that instead of
just like taking like a sip to chase it with,
Like you can mix this with stuff, Like what the hell?
It was a game changer.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Yeah, Bristley brist lemonade.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
Yeah, dude. In college, I used to rock a handle
from Thursday to Saturday. Bro a handle of cheap you
walked around with and the fraternitys.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
That first year, dude, one of the worst things every
day was mixed smearing off with venom.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Do you guys remember venom.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Back when it was venom not no venom now, but
back in the day venom has some Russian chemicals out there, dude,
and like.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
Four Local and down Red Bull. It's not the same
like it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Used to Pitts screen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Dude. I bought a bet them por there. Dude went home.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Dude after after the day partied, laid in my bed spitting. Dude,
couldn't fall asleep.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
I was like, let me see see venom.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
You remember that seen powers, So he's on that bed
as turn. That was literally me, dude, for fucking go purple.
It was not in an old school. There was a
purple up there, which is purple. Right, you had it
right right there, that's literally right there. That's literally that one. Yeah,
could it was a metal It was a metal one

(01:12:36):
called aluminum one. That one was that one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
No no, no, no no, it's got the aluminum screw
toph that she could kill you know, dude, that she
could have killed you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Al those energy drinks are so so dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
Back in the day, we found a liquor store off
the Divan Avenue.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Avenue.

Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
Yeah, they would not check ideas. It was just like
down and come out one night and my buddy's like, guys,
we can get booze, but if you really want to
get sucked up, here's what you gotta get. It was
like Saint Id's, which I think came in like a
three pack or something like that, and it was like
Tall Boys, and then you got like some cherry apple

(01:13:14):
cider that was like fifteen percent so and I'm like
it tasted like dog shit. But you would get so
fucked up. Some My buddy's like, yeah, it sucks, but
just chug it. And I'm like, well, no, ship, you're
gonna get fucked up. I'm like, just give me a
fucking beer, just straight fot. I'm alright with that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
It was blue school.

Speaker 5 (01:13:30):
You used to get used to get a hurricane, like
the booze mixer Hurricane, Blue Hurricane.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
I think it was Hypnotic. No, Hypnotic.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Was the other ship that was so tasty.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Hymnodic was bright?

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
I heard hypnotic and Henny Close the Hulk, Yeah yeah,
ok smashed dude.

Speaker 5 (01:13:53):
This ship Bacardi Hurricane. Yeah, and you would throw up
and it would be lime green because of the food coloring.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Wow, because because the city your dumby dude.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Yeah, well we killed that mixed with a bottle of
booze and just being like, oh sugar and more booze.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Dude. Mike's heart at one point too. Mike's heart, Yeah,
Prime I can't do it, man, it's like m D
Man Yeah, mad Dog. Yeah, yeah, it's called Boons Farm.

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
Yeah that was more like the Yeah, MD twenty twenty
is like as cheap as you can.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
What it was called MD.

Speaker 8 (01:14:34):
It was not called mad Dog, but that was a
name those I never had a I never had a
four local you have we I had it once, we
boy of course, of course, fourth of July.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
I pick up my buddy. We're already everybody's day drinking
and we're like, let's start off to some four local.
Get the party started. There was so much sugar and
caffeine and whatever and that thing. You were like jittery
and just being like I'm so fucked up right now,
but like I can't move, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Do you I gotta. I got at Chili's. Get my rita.

Speaker 5 (01:15:00):
Dude, all sugar.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
That's why it's a dollar. That's why it's a dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:15:05):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:15:05):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
It was one of those days where yeh.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
Fuck that dude, Fuck da dude. Well he's good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
I think I had like once, I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (01:15:12):
Oh yeah, like they're sweetish heelling You're like it's booze.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
You remember you remember Jungle juice.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Oh, jungle juice.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Have a clear? Yeah, a clear dude.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
And I remember you go to like someone's party, like
we got jungle juice ever clear?

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Yeah, and they discontinued.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Yeah, what terrible They want terrible things to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Get sucked up, dude, to get sucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah, man, God now now, I'm never trying to get
sucked up. I'm just trying to enjoy the drink. That's
literally my my like twenty one.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
And I think whiskey will sip on it and take
a couple.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Of give missca on the rocks. Bro, That's that's what
I want, man, That's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
What I want.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
Then you have like six of them, You're like there.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
We good party. All right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
I got confess right here.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
All right, this is a long one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
One time I was visiting a friend in New York City.
Rock walked around soho felt like I had to ship
really bad. Didn't make it to the toylet so much
came out, had to throw away underwear, walk around New
York City.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Command though, Hey, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Shit happens.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
Shit happens.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Sometimes you just got a ship in the shitty city.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
You know what the funny thing is you get those
underwear anywhere and it's the same same.

Speaker 5 (01:16:24):
They're excited. I've been there once and there's literal human
ship on the sidewalk at all times.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
They get mad if you don' shop in the sidewalk.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
That's I heard that. You have to do that before
you actually have the same that's right of passage.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
You don't have plumbing, just say sh the streets you're working, Like,
how do you like New York can be shed in
the streets. Yeah, go on fourth streets.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
There's a lot of pricing there, last one, last last one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Make it good, lie, make up a confession.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Right now, dude, you want to drop it like it's
hot again.

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
My wife does not love me?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Right here, excited? Your wife doesn't love you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
My wife does not love me.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
That's that's just marriage, is it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
That's just marriage.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
That's tough.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
That's tough stories, that's tough, and that's a tough situation.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
But I know a few people that are like, yeah,
we're not in good terms. Who we're living together for
the kids. It's too much to get a divorce.

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
Yeah, tough situation, man to situation.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Why man, why do we get this point?

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
I mean, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, ramble,
give us the answer.

Speaker 5 (01:17:30):
Get a divorce, try to be as happy as you
can be one just marriage. There's there's so much to it.
If you suck it up and you gotta get divorced,
it's so much worse. Just don't get married.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Short life, man is that's the biggest thing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Like you should make it smooth. It can be.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Yeah, I mean, I'll be honest if I was, if
you know, if I was a divorce, you know, get
married my wife, have my kids.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
I would try to make that thing as easy as possible.
Not you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
Sometimes sometimes it is the guy. But yeah, majority that's
why I have.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Told chicks that are like married or seeing someone, I'm like,
you know what, we like each other. I want like
our second third divorce. We're getting together. I'll wait, don't
worry about it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
Yeah, it's like you'll probably still be all right. But like,
let's both be through enough ship where it's just like,
all right, we're together, that's it. We're not fucking around. Yeah,
we hate each other, smack each other around.

Speaker 4 (01:18:25):
I've heard that too. I have friends had that they
were their parents. They're divorced for like five years when
they were together, or they were divorced five years and
then they got back, and then there's Rocky and then
they even they come back. I'm like, bro, like pick
a pick a struggle man, were together, we're not together.
When it's good is good. When it's bad, it is horrible.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Dude, Just don't go back to it and keep doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
I don't get it, but you know I do get
Demon Our Comedy from March fourteen. Make sure you guys
day tickets for this Friday Friday, because it's gonna be
how we show. The show's just sounding out, so you
don't lock in your tickets, not going to get in.
And I don't care how much you come up like, but.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
I can do this favor for you. And I'm like,
we'll make room, make room. I will get rid of
that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
Sandy's stay weekend. It's gonna be a rough weekend. It's
gonna be a fun weekend. Kick off the weekend right
with Demon Hour.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Yeah yeah, and then come to your guy, comes to
your guy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:21):
In person, great comics man, You're gonna love it. Lincoln
Launch be there, link tell people.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
They can find you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
We are on on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Do our nine is up, make us for a cocktail,
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show is about, and then come by a ticket and
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