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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guy, he's welcome back, David Simon this episode three
fifty four coming. Don't Gamal. Gamal's has a habit, a
habit of trying to make you mad. You know, say
he knows what takes me.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Out Before the podcast, Man, before the podcast, you do
your little dumb little a little bit of the funny thing.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I don't think he's a show up in the video.
Cut off my arm. I have to cut my arm
for the video.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
That's your problem, not my problem.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Fit in the frame, bro, you fit the whole frame here.
I know you come with the chair.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm athletic.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Bill, you get half the back of you.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You got that stung by the bee kind of body.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Man, you got that stage two beating.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
No, I'm actually pretty good. My black sugar pre diabetic.
I'm away from that. Actually I beat it all right. Yeah,
I'm putting my paperwork right now.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Your doctors are from Florida.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Just be careful with these things are pretty sweet.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, yeah, you know what, dude, it's they don't have
any sugar.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Really, it's literally a squirt of squirt.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Want you tell the find folks at home when we're drinking.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, we're drinking the east Side man, the Famous Side,
the Famous it's one of the definitely the pillars of
beatings on the podcasts.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
And started this place. Man started this.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
The Coople Leaves started the podcast, but the east Side
carried it for many years.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yes, you know, especially summertime east Side, Bro. It's just
hits different, man.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It's different. Different drinks outside hit different.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
You know what I mean, Like suns out in a drink.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
All that vitamin D plus vitamin alcohol. I mean, the
most important one. I just you feel like you're in
the top of the world, man, top.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Of the world.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
When you're you're ahead, you're head tackles outside. No, never,
it's it's different.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, the best barbecues.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, no, yeah, no, But I'm talking about like like
those days that's good too. I'm talking about like at
the tackle stand outside, not a pack truck couple around.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
You only have two tacos. It's with meat or without meat? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Or do you want both? Yes, I'll have both.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Talk No, it's uh, it's it just tastes so much better, man, everything, alcohol, food, women,
everything tastes better.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It tastes better. It tastes better.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's just about dude, I mean, dude, just especially when
it's nice out, just have the window down. For those
that have a sun roof, you have it open. You're
play some good music and guess what you hit the
boys like, Hey, I want to drink. I want to drink.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
So we had a nice day in the city a
couple of nights, a couple of days ago. Right, we
got up to like seventy degrees.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
This was on what Monday, last week of last week?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
This week was this week something? No, it was cold.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
My memory shot.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
It was it was within this this yeah, this week
of days. And you know, so you know, as soon
as the weather gets nice, you put you put down
the windows. You know, you do. You play your music,
you play whatever you're listening to.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And you know the music specifically for this type of movie.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Sure, for sure, you know it, you know. But I
was I was listening to a podcast and and it's.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
The worst thing to do because they always.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Say that that's what I'm getting to.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
You're like turning around like a bus stop.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
And I'm like, I'm next to my windows down all
the way down.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm next to this white lady and I'm playing some
podcasts and they're dropping the heartsy and.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, see you next tuesday. Yeah, Yeah, see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
And and they're talking about this, talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That, and I'm just like, I gotta, I gotta, i
gotta put up these windows.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
I was just like, it's literally a gangster rap right away.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, no, you gotta be careful, man.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
You know me, Dude, every time what it's out, I'm like, hey,
I want to drink. Dude, now it's cold out, that
it's cool. You know now we heard a bad day.
Now when it's fucking nice, you want, man, I want to.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Drink a nice winter drink. You got nothing to do,
Just sit at the bar with a couple of buds,
nice whiskey or two. I always do whiskey and apple cider.
When it's like.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
As, I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
You sip on the whiskey, drink your drink, your cider.
But summertime, it's just whatever you got sit outside, crack
one open.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Anything with fresh fresh ingredients.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Man, Oh nice, like put together cocktail.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
This this guy back home but has a garden for
a mint, dude, The freshest, the fattest leaves of mint, dude,
probably the strongest of the flavors.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
I remember hanging you guys some tomatoes with my dad
grows them. Okay, and if we get this year, they're fucking.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Okay, Okay, I'm down with that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, yeah, fresh gingredients make work difference. You know, you
think you think some comedy clubs in the city would
recognize that.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Talk about La Factory.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We're talking about that, that lime flavor liquid.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You know what you know?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Ruben hit us up right for laugh Factory tonight thirty Yeah,
max out, Yeah, hey man, free tickets, but bring the limes. Yeah,
pull up, pull us messages.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
You heard the ship?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, search search Oh it's a demon hour third third
there yeah yeah yeah, no Lins you Sland next up
for free tickets? No lines?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What do you Why do you not react to it?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because I told him send it to you? That guy?
Yeah you didn't say you didn't see it? Dude. Yeah,
poor guys like this guys. Yeah, dude, God damn dude.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah no, I mean they lacked, Dude, they lacked when
it comes to fresh ingreenients.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah. How you run a bar and I have garnishes?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
It's it's crazy. A couple of lives.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
You gotta put it a little bit of a little
bit of work into.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It, by down lines for Walmart and and just cut
them off real quick before the start of the show.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Give me the Finnish last you can get, but give me.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
You slice up a whole fucking bag of them.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Keep them in a little tray.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
How do you slice you? I saw your slice of
line the last time. How do you do it? You
didn't like you made one whole line, It's like forty pieces.
How did do that?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Do you like cut off the ends and then like
split it down.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
To the look at it angry? I was.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I used to Bartend that was the worst of doing
it until somebody showed me like a decent way to
do it. And I'm just I would give people like
the biggest chunks or like the.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
People that's what we want, dude, that's what we want. Ideally,
I want the fat I have to because I like
smushed it by accident.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Yeah, of course, of course, of course we'll Here's funny
because I was talking about this the one other day
and that I don't understand like how some bartend just
dnk right because if I ask for two limes and
you're gonna throw the limes in my drink, squeeze them
before you throw them in there.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I want this fla because I want to taste your
fingers on them.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Dude, Just put them in because yeah, like some people
are we.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
If I ask for two limes and I drink one,
I prefer it on the on the on the rim.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
If you do it, yeah, put it on the rim.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Put on the rim.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But if you're gonna throw it in my drink where
I have to finger it.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Out, it sinks right away.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Awkward squeezing from me. Guess what I was gonna do.
I'm gonna squeeze them. Yeah, just squeeze it for me.
That sh it is perfect. I'm like, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well, that's stuff for them, dude.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Hey, now I have to Now I have to be
the guy who fingers my own drink.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
He first take the flavor of their fingers, and I
get fingers, dude, and fingers dirty.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Touch the door coming in, I rub the fucking.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
A good thing, though I'll call kills it.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Though I'll call kills it's I take pleasure.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
It kills the brain soles that make you think that
it's yeah, bartender, I would wash my hands because constantly
like cleaning.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you one of the good ones. Dude, you've
done it all. Dude, you have a nice producer like credits.
You're a bartender? What else do you do? Man? You
fixed tubs? Like fixed?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
How there you?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
I used to work in radio for a.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Little radio saying do you have the credits?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
A candied after college. That's how I met a couple
of people that are in comedy right now, cotty too,
and then.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
You ended up here.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Man, No, I'll just say, hey, good job, good job,
and there this prestige. I hope you put this credit
a on your resumes.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
You're going to fix some ship. I can cook, I
can clean ladies hit me up?
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh dude, what about the posts right now? Dude? Hey,
my guy's finding your mate? Is that a kid you
should get.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
You're gonna like bumble and you guys just scroll throw
by ship.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
We'll make him a profile. Get Ramble day. That's that's
the segment.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Gonna get me laid on the show.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, somebody.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
So far, I'm like, what we have to record it.
It's for the patriots.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
And then afterwards he opened up a pack of Pokemon cards.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
On her back.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Why is.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Heard back? Wow? This is the podcast I want podcastday.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Night talking about shitty clubs. I know a great club
and that's called why Is It Great? Because for the
third time in the world, we're talking about We're talk
about January, We're talking about February, we're talking about March.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
We're talking about so far this year.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
So this year, Demon Now has hit the trifecta. We
have sold out January, February and March sold out.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
No, no, we gotta we gotta put people on top
of people now.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
I do have to say the shows afterwards were a
little light, no disrespect. They're all great shows, support local comedy.
Of course, Demon Hour sold the funk out.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We sold out and it was a great lineup, great lineup.
We had a little guest spot, little guest spot, but yours.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Truly, yours truly, damn.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
And you know what, I want to be.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Honest, all right, honest, it's just us three.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
It's just us three straight, right.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Like a shot a whiskey.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I'm gonna say, man, you know, and I and I
hope you don't take offenses, bro, all right, I knew
you were going to succeed, but theamal had you failing.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, no, no no. I was like, oh, I know why,
I know why. I know why go ahead?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
You can't because I was like, Ramble can do it.
I'm like I had no, I had no worries about
you doing ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Bro. No, no, no, I don't worry.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But this guy was this guy was here.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
He was like this, this is the this is the
word by word of what is motherfucker said last podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, he goes, hey, Ramble, make sure you get up
and let me know how I went.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
And I was like, it's fair on him as a producer.
Comedy is like I did one tonight, probably do one tomorrow,
but I'll take a couple of days off.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
The first one back last week before the show I did.
I did four and one night. The first one, I
was like, cool, I haven't done this mic in a while.
It's an early mic, good people. It was a good vibe.
Went up there and just shift the bed and I
was like, all right, onto the next one that fucking night,
and progressively got better and better. It was like, okay,
get the wheels moving, You're all right. Did another one
(12:00):
the next day did all right, and I'm like, cool,
I got this, Everything's gonna be all.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Right, good, good.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I trust me. I'm not going in there. You know,
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Tell you next week.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna sit back on my ass.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I wasn't even worried a little bit mad, but when I.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Heard there's always a chance a bomb can yeah, but
it was.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It was a guest spot, so I was That's why
I wasn't too worried about it, because I was like, look,
my boy's showing up good.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Amount of times.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Five minutes. He's gonna do this five minutes. He should
be okay, you know what I mean hoping. Obviously, it
all kind of really depends how the comics prior to
you did.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Right, Everyone did good, But I do have to say
half the room was just fucking side. It was split, right.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
I was great.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
They made up for the right side, but it still
it was just such a difference where you're.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Like, yeah, what are you doing here?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
And why am I looking at you right now? But yeah,
and everybody anything you said, hi, welcome that this side
going fucking crazy? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Yeah, it was literally uniting the difference. It was it
was like the.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Still no matter what, we still appreciate it from coming.
You know, it's a new experience for a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
You know, Yeah, sure, save time coming out to have fun,
has a fun fun Open up, it's okay this laugh.
There was a guy in that in that right side.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So when we say right left, we're talking about the.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Comediens face forward right.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
So there was a guy on the right side that
that motherfucker blew his nose in the middle of us,
and I was like, hey, man, hey.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Who who does that?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
First of all, where do you get a napkin from? What?
Did you get a napkin that you have enough cosson?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Bro? Yeah, there's.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Since COVID happened and everybody was locked in their houses,
common sense is gone out the window. But especially going
to a comedy show. Comedy is real fucking hot right now,
like where people are going out to see it because
they never know who they're gonna fucking see. But you're
at a show, it's quiet because one person is talking
and telling you jokes, and they'll just be like, can
(14:09):
I have another jack and coke? What do you want this?
Or blow your fucking nose? Get get up. The door
was two feet away. Dude, walk in the hallway, blow
your nose, come back, be peaceful.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I was did a show Sunday. Some guy he sat
in the front row, like in the corner. He could
have went around, walked right in front of the stage.
Every single time he got up, like three different times.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, I don't get it, man.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I mean first idiots.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
First of all, you don't prep yourself. Hey, let me
get a couple of drinks. So I want to keep
going up. I don't want to miss anything, that's me.
I'll make sure bladders empty. I want to make sure
that I don't have to get up for anything. I
want to join the goddamn show. I want to get
my money's worth.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
That'sn't everything Concerts down, Yeah, if you have to write,
But for concerts movies, I don't want to move out
of the seat. I'm glued, especially a concerts.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
If you're going through the crowd, if you're going forward
or backwards, trying to leave her enter, excuse me part
of me? Can I get by? That's it. I'll let
you try to get closer, just don't fucking bump into me.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, I'm one of the biggest godnamn guys in that crowd,
and I try to make myself as small as possible,
so I have to bother anybody.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
No, no, no, I have to bother you to hold your
fucking ground. I was at Lolapaluza two years ago. Show
didn't even start yet at like the south field. I'm
like standing on like the baseball fields for those watching
that have been to allow of plues. It's the south
side of Grand Park. They have all the basement baseball diamonds.
Standing by myself waiting for my friends to leave another
show and come to me. Standing there, there's a fifty
(15:41):
foot radius around me. A group of people walk by.
This chick fucking like elbows me. I stopped and like
she didn't even say, oh sorry my back. I did
a complete three sixty, looked around, put my arms out.
Nobody was around me. That's how fucking ignorant people are.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Man, Oh dude, sweet, I mean.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
I've been drinking a little bit and a little something.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
This is a perfect seguay too, because Saint Patty's Day.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Yea, So that was about it.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, that was over the weekend, right, and so it
was the day after Demon Hour, right, we went out.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Meeting them all with my brother and his his girlfriend
and we.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
End up going to a couple places kind of dead
and we were in River North area and then I'm
going home. So we're like, you know what, let's keep going,
let's keep going, keep going. Nice so young man, nice,
so young.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
So we see a bar there. I didn't, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I never knew there was a bar either there. But
it was the Barstoo bar.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Yeah, barstool h yeah, I know somebody that bar.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So really we'll go there.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Well we'll get yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, so we we all was like, let's go to
bars too, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Like, I was expected to cover. I was.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I was in there.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I mean so so that's the thing, right, So that's things.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
So we we go into the bar. We're expecting the cover.
I had cash ready just in case, and.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Ramone just gives some guy twenty bucks for like that dude, like.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, in trouble.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
It's some guy in the like Notre Dame Jersey.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Shane Gillis Bro's.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Always always saying gill Is there, yo, Shane, big fan
bro here.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
You know you need the money right now, panties day.
I'm sure nobody's watching.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
We get in there and this fucking packed to the ram. Dude,
I'm saying, you know, every single every single white person
that lives.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
As much as that sucks, it is just like a
good fear just being.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Like, yeah, wild.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I mean it was literally it was coming through.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah my boy, I.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Was getting the connectic edgy and I was how you're doing.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
But it was just like every every single white person
that lives in Chicago was there that night.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
And don't get me wrong, it's our pride parade.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Hey, dude, I love the whites. Man people, good people,
good people.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
We get in there and then you know, they have
a live band, they're playing like music, and you know,
minga mall. We grew up in a in a hick town.
We know white, Yeah, we know white more than white.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
We grew up again, yea.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Different brother brother, a Republican, a Republican that everybody already.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
And they hate the city, not coming to the city
that you know.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So I consider myself a white walker, saying a walker.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, I can't carry it for a longer time, but
I have a strong five minutes of white walking, you
know what.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
And we get there ingmore, we're kind of in shock.
We're just kind of seeing like holy ship looking and
people are going crazy and they're playing music. They're playing
music that I have never heard. Yeah, and and and we.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
Know all the you know, all the lyrics. And I
was like that was like, why don't you know this?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
The craziest one was the probably the last we heard,
the bog, the bog in the bog.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It was like a bat ol day and a banging
day and a bang and in the bog.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Ye like the finished up with the bog just like
in the in the bog Ye for that kind of similar.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
But it's like it's like, you know, like you know
three Turtle Doves.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, yeah, that type of stuff paid every single.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Doctor laughter, fucking oh yeah, yeah, we don't.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
We don't get shout out.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
To look it up. My line, it's pull up.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
It's a bog. I think it's called I.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Don't know what it is, but it's similar. It's it's
that kind of like it's a bog.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
No, no, it's a bog, it's a box.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It's it's kind of like that.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
No, no, it's it's a country song in a bog.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
But but the point is it's a song where it's
like it keeps getting longer and longer as the song
goes by, he has.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
To repeat yep, yep. That's not that he has to.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Repeat every little thing, and that it was going hard.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
He was reading a great job. He did a great job.
Did a great job.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
He was reading.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
It's probably it's definitely a song, just like American Pie.
In high school, I found out like people like when
they would do the chorus, you would add more to it,
just like with Sweet Caroline.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Everyone does Caroline. You know that's not yeah, it's not
the song, yeah, but the point is yeah. So he
he you know, white boys were out and they were
killing dude, and they're playing.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The song I'm in I'm in ah, I'm in awe
because I'm like, we grew up in the world like this,
but I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Of any there's deeper, deeper white white they. I didn't
know white people got that deep.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
And so mem we're kind of clowning, you know, we're laughing,
you know, we're about.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
We're talking about back. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, you know it's a self self defense. And they
had to there happened to be like another brown guy
in front in front of us, and how you doing.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, So we're going we're laughing, and we noticed that
the guy is kind of chuckling and he turns around, man,
and I'm like, you gotta get out.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
He's like, it's too white man.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
We did not see him the rest of the night.
The rest of the night gone. Broy was gone, though.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
The safest place you could be, safest place I felt.
No you guys.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
You guys would have been.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
No sense of I don't have a white.
Speaker 5 (21:48):
Boy with you. They be like, not that, dude.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It just safe.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
But the reason I brought this up, the reason I
brought this story because back to your Lot of Blue
story about the girl bumping you.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
In Sokam, we have we have the habit of getting
to the friend of the stage. Yeah, somehow, somehow we
always reached the threat.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
And I see so we're like the second line right
behinding the stage and you know we're there.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
It's part. We're into it.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
We're playing, they're playing some of our songs.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
We're fucking full American Red, white and Blue clock.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know, I'm burning down.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Ice, you know, I'm all in, dude, and I see
nobody because the girl she gets out of the way
and it stays open for like maybe like twenty.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Seconds, I call a free game, yeah right, twenty seconds.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
She hasn't come back, right, Well, I'm gonna go and
I'm not looking to where you wet, but she has.
She's not there anymore, so you know, I move up
and I'm there next to stage. The last thing I
do wanted was a Mexican dude instead of the instead.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Of the blonde yeah eyes hair.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
But you know I'm there, you know we're and then
all of a sudden, this girl just comes from behind me,
dude and elbows me. Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I'm like, you know what, I would have moved if
you would have told me, can I canna get back
to my spot?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Would be like, yeah, for sure, get back your spot.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
You know, help me.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
She felt too safe because I'm danger.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
White girl, because I'm like, I get it, you're among
your peoples, but but I have the.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Night here there license kill like I'm just a white walker, right,
but I walk a night time too, right. I was
say something I was at a show.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
I was thank god I was with some buddies because
drummer threw out the drumstick and I caught it, like
at the handle part of it, like I'm just like
grab a piece of it. I grabbed it and went
back and I go to pull it forward some chicks
holding onto it, and she's like holding on to the
tip of it. Yeah, hold on the tip and she's like,
I'm like to be kidding me. I'm like, I've waited
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outside for like two hours to get into the show
to make sure I got good seats, and I'm like,
I fucking got this. And her boyfriend comes up. He's like, yo, bro,
as soon as he does that, before my boys turn around.
They're all older and taller than they'll turn around, Like,
what's up to her?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
He's like, I was like, yep, I'm sorry if I behavior, sir,
your day, sir.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I mean, if she was single, maybe I would have
gave it to her, but like one of my favorite bands. Yeah,
they're right either seats, and I like, I waited, Hey,
I didn't just.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So your boys, man, your boys, Hey, that's what you
need sometimes.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Man. Dick had at shows too where people yelled at
me and I'm like just trying to get Yeah, yeah,
you know, my girlfriend's up there.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Sarah macgoo is the bar everybody's girl.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
But I made friends with them afterwards, were like trying
to meet the band, and they're like, you're the asshole.
I'm like, I am drunk and being an asshole. I apologize,
but let's try to get a picture with the band. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
No, it's the vibes up front, dude, cool man. But yes,
we do have the habit of just we find a way,
find a way.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
And he was funny because it's like gam is the boulder,
right and you got to ride behind him. Yeah, and
I got right behind me, so and I.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Just like sneak in, like make little snake a little
snake man, and then and then we get to the
front and then we're just right there. It's like we
went to a couple.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Weeks before that, we went to this house calls Thursday.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
It's a house member no no, no, in Fulton Market.
In Fulton Market.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, and that's the same thing the just did your booth.
He's within the dance floor and he has a bunch
of like hot girls dancing around him.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
He has a crowd in the back and in the
front in the front.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Somehow too little beaners up where it was us and
a bunch of dudes growing around him. And I'm like
this sucks with this.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Can you place I'll tell ramon though the guys are
front that are there for the vibes. Man, he's not
as cool. I know, I know for sure, it's not
as cool. I understand.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
It's like nobody wants that's the worst part about enjoying
like dance music. It's like you want to dance, but
it's like I need a broad with me right now.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah, no, exactly exactly. We need a broad get there
of high caliber. You know what I'm saying, because not everybody.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Everybody show off your moves. Man, you gotta move the hips, but.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Them hips the next day.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We woke up the next day.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
A little one too, a little one too.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah, hips, you seem you see me in a show,
I'm gonna disappear for about half an hour dancing my
ass off.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, of course you're there for the vibes. I'm not
there for the women. The women aren't in there for
the women. Dude.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
My first like real show where I went, like we
bought tickets, got all fucked up. I looked at my
buddy joe Joey, who's like the biggest party animal. I'm like,
show me what to do. He goes, take your shirt off.
You gotta drink are you stone. Okay, here, take another hit,
go walk around and just meet people. Dancing my ass off.
Fucking I had people following. I asked and somehow bump
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back into the group, and I was just like, you're
fucking right, Just go out there and be a freak.
It all works out, man.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Is that that's that?
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Why is talking about.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Him and fight?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
Hello, dude, I'm I'm peace loving us us.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
We take our shirt off like children trying to find somebody.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Venezuela.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
We'll split the crowd. He'll go right, I'll go left,
give us half an hour. We somehow right. He's got
two or three people. I got two or three people.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
With me, and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna say,
do you remember a Dead Mouse twenty twenty ten at
the outside of Socia? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I remember before before like Brave culture take over, where
everyone was still like like dressed up even though they're outside.
Everyone was still dressed up, looking good. But I don't
know why I brought the story, but yeah, bring liqueror in.
He that's part of the show. That's part of the show.
Part of the show.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, but you remember how we went there, But it's
nothing but fucking good. Vibes at the twenty ten Dead.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Mouse The Dead Mouse.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, but everybody was still like dressed up, dressed up, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, everybody thought you were a drug dealer.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah. I had a green shirt and everybody everybody's asked
me for rolls, like rolls, hold onup, move, don't worry.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Door, Oh.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Just me, I'll care the podcast. Yeah, so we were,
we were at Dead Mouse.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
It was outside of Soldier Field, and to be fair,
you were wearing an Echo United shirt, right, So it
was so, I mean, were you a drug dealer?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, of course that's yeah, that's what it was. You
had all the vibes of a drug dealer. You look
like a drug dealer, you know what I'm saying. And
anybody can be a drug dealer, anybody back in in
twenty twenty, he.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Buddy, and everybody has been a drug dealer.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Not me, not me, dude.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah, sold some pots or toys.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
But this was what this is twenty ten, twenty ten,
It was July because we were twenty one already, so
this is twenty twelve.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Oh no, we're talking about I can pull up the
fly right now.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You're not you were you? Weren't you weren't twenty one,
my boy.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
We weren't twenty one. Afterwards, went to the hotel room.
Remember Adrian, your brother got totally trashed.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Give a little sair, and then the his crew came
in with what's her name, that's what's the destiny at
the time, Mercedes, Mercedes.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
That's twenty ten.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Come mom, Sandwich, you're adding worious.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Your mom said, yeah, but you're adding the story. It
has twenty ten. No, my dude, that is twenty ten,
my boy.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
No, hey, my dude, I'll pull up the flo.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I'll pull up the fly right now, Ramon, I'll put
money in it. It's twenty ten, come on, come on.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
First of all, I was eighteen, fresh eighteen. It was
my first time ever, think you, bro, isn't for I
never stayed overnight somewhere because my parents are strict as hell.
Just before I go to college. Man, put up, Yeah, yeah,
we'll put up. I'll put up right now, dead Moss,
twenty ten. I'm serious, dude, I'm telling you, first time
I ever stayed in the city. Yeah, first time I
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ever stayed uh outside the house. First time, I mean
I had your mouth, Sandwich, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Well, first of all. First of all, don't don't you sandwich.
Don't you fucking dispect it like that?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
What are my sandwich? Your mouth?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
That?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Okay, because the sandwich is dead mouse.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
I mean, you know, we just thought it was a great,
great time, good vibes. That's when people are so dressing up.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
For the the first time I saw a lot of
my festival things have been a lot of clues. But
I've been going for like the last ten years. But
one year I got like a Friday ticket when you
can still show up and buy a ticket, like yeah,
thing Sunday head buddies down there. They were supposed to
like give me their pass and ship. That didn't work out,
so started rating. So some guy walked out and he's like,
(30:59):
I'm here, take get fucking fifty bucks or something walked in.
I couldn't find my friends seeing like the food fighters
confession that sound we're sharing that we're talking or whatever.
And I keep like looking back and you see like
the lights all the way to the other side of
uh Graand Park, and I'm like, never seen dead Mouse,
(31:23):
Like go fucking see him, Like we're gonna head that way.
But like if you haven't seen them just go experience.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
That mouse with the cube though.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
But yeah, yeah, but we heard him. We heard him
when Stroke come out, came out and Stroke was a
big hit that mouse. You know, ghost of stuff, stro
you know classic you know the one from Hangover.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
It's like weapons, weapons whatever with the with the girls
singing in the background. Now, yeah, free voice not good today.
The voice is good today.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Don't you ever do that again? Hey, please?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
But uh, raise your weapons, raise your weapons, raise your weapons. Yeah, yeah,
there you go and.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Stop stop the Michael things open freaking week and you're
hitting every hype. You're hitting every high note, dude.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
But yeah, no, I mean the thing is that when
you go out with them all to any type of
festival or any type of club or bar, people automatically
assume he's carry Yeah, and we ain't talking about gun
you No, We're talking about love.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, that d r U G s man them drugs.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
First time I ever heard like, oh you have any
rolls like rolls like you know, I don't know, I
don't know better. He's in the country, man, any what's
a roll?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Any concert, any festival, wherever you go. Just we used
to yell, who's holding who's holding? Huh, just who's holding?
Who's somebody would pop up like like no, I don't know,
and then you finally find somebody sketchy somewhere you got
the ship.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Yeah yeah, I was like, you know, you got any rolls?
I'm like, I don't know. I never I don't know
if that is wrong? Who that is? I ask you
if you were both dumbfounded, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
Two or three big fat hippie guys that would come
in Lollapoosa and they say they have everything in the
one year. I think we're looking for something. I don't
want to say exactly.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
But the one guy bumps there doesn't mine with cocaine.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
No, I don't think it was that turn good something fun.
But the guy doesn't right with how much? And he's
like X amount of Like cool, let me grab money.
And I turn around. As I'm turning around, my buddy's
like tapping me on the shoulder. He's like, hey, you
got forty bucks. This guy's got so I'm like, yeah,
I'm talking to the other guy that's got it for
the same Like we both looked at each other like sure,
(33:44):
why not? We paid the one guy and I think
we did something, but.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
The allegedly I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
I've I've burned my brain. I want to take like
a cat's skin. I want to see the whole, like
throw a fucking ping pong.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
I get props on that props. You were able to
do that type of thing because.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I my boy, My boy freaks out and weed.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
It's just weed, just weed hits. We have anxiety attacks.
I've I've almost died.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
No never, I never.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Obviously I'm trying.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
To and been like why am I? Why is the
world melting around me? I?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
So we when we were doing house parties in our youth, you.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Did you know?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
You were there much better than a house party.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
You were there with me. What was it was called
with the wax? Wax was just because that house party,
it was just becoming a thing in that world.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Is Colorado first finally like they were starting to get
it legalized. So there were like two or three years
in legalization.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
So we went to this random house party and they
have wax and take a hit. This is was just
was just getting too weed. He was just getting to it.
And his weed cycle was like two weeks you know
what I say. One day I started walking ahead, he
started walking run and my boy ran, dude, and he
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takes a hit and the smallest hit, the smallest, the
smallest hit, and Gamal goes he's at the table, but
I start remember this.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I'm still I'm seeing it right now, and and I'm
there watching him and I was like, uh, I don't
feel anything.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
We took another hit, bro.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
It goes like, yeah, I'll take it, and takes the
second hit within thirty seconds at the first hit.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
And and then then he's like all right, and he
he took a nice puff. Maybe five ten minutes go by, dude,
fifteen it felt like it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Ten minutes go by, and my boy was like lifetime.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
And on goes like, hey man, I need to go
to the bathroom. And we're like all right, cool, ba
go to the bathroom. He was like all right, all right.
He goes in the bathroom and we start seeing the
line outide the door, and people go start, people go
start going like hey, who's in the bathroom. And I'm
like and I'm talking to sneaky sneake and I'm like, hey,
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come on, still in the bathroom. He's like yeah, I
think he's still in the bathroom and and we knocked him, like, hey,
hey you're good man.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, I'll be right out, man, I'll be right out, man. Yeah, yeah,
I'll be right out.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
And cool man, not even I was looking at the mirror.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I was looking at me, dude, and come on, come on,
just remind himself to brief because he forgot. They forgot
to breathe. He's like, I can't breathe.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I can't breathe.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
I can't believe chess got heavy chest, got heavy, bro.
I've never felt that before.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
You feel like you can't breathe enough. You're like, yeah,
I'm not getting enough action.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, chess got heavy bro. It's
my first time feeling something different out of than being normal.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
The only guy first time taking away. He's like, I
didn't take a second.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Hit right right away, right a minute, I met a break.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
I'm another one that was and that was his last time, dude,
my career died the right.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Yeah, I'll tell you this though it was based in
our maybe thirty I'll say forty five minutes to an
hour freaking out.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
After I learned to relax, I had a good time.
Never did it sign I'm gonna kill with that.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
We've all of those party moments where it was too much,
like if you got to throw up and like be
by yourself or your two stone, like just everyone, leave
me alone, give me a minute. I'll come back to it.
It might be a lot more fucked up, but you'll
come back to it. You're just like, give me alone.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
I'm gonna be over here being all weird afterwards, dude,
I think we got some food because I was hungry,
and then I ended up at home, of course alone
and I was just playing video games all the time,
and I and like, I understand why people do this,
but that initial, the initial started stop.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
So then why have you? Have you given up the
life of weed?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Because it's just not for me? No, it is for
you though, no, no, no, but I understand. I don't
like that.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
But I'm always good with a hit or two.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
It's the perfect perfect There was there was there was
there was a period in my life.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
There's a weird make another hit and then I'm like, hey, guys's.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Going There was a period in my life when I
would I would go drinking and you create that yeah,
and then it was like after like maybe like six drinks.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I would want a little hit of we I.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
W're not talking about just any drink, six heavy drinks. Bro.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I would want to be like you trying to like, oh,
let's finish your smoke a joint.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
And then I'm like, I get why are you going on? Man? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Where's my car? Man?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
I feel like I might have to bring that back?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Man? You feel it?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
No? No, But I'm like, because nobody smokes wheat around me,
and I don't look for it either.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Right, But it's like a hit or two is like
taking a shot. Ye get that little.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Because something I've read. It's like I've read it, you know,
you know we all get to the point where where
we're drinking. We're like, man, I'm having a good time,
but I know one more drink will fuck me up?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Right and been over tonight?
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Maybe soft? Right?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
I got the table, but I underneath table.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
But because it rains, you.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
Know, he's the tables a blanket, put the cushions on
top of it.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
But you know, there's a there's a there's a point
where I'm like, you know, we haven't drink. I haven't
drink like that in a hot minute. It's been very
calm drink.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Ever since the cut water Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
But even then, even though that's not that's not black
hourhone one more would put you over that maybe, but
I was home. I can't black at home make yeah, yeah,
you know where you're at. Yeah you know where? Yeah, yeah,
black in my bed.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
It's sleeping, sleeping.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
But no, I mean there's moments where like I feel
like yeah, I mean like like I haven't party that
hard in a minute, but yeah, I have a couple
of drinks, maybe a little hitll of weed. You don't forget,
you know, drink, Yeah, is carrying his little buzz No
like this, uh, get hit, chill out for like half.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
An hour or so.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
Hydrate hydrate number one thing when I'm stowing.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Like, I don't want a beer, I want some I
want a nice drink. Yeah, something that tastes good. Yeah,
it's like, let me get some water hydrate then yeah,
let me do the drink that I want to drink.
I'm not just doing shots right an you kick back, relax,
enjoy your night. Then you start drinking again, and then
you get all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Yeah you're still doing shots at this age? Our age?
Our age? Are you still doing shots for age.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
It's not like if I'm out with everybody, oh that's
I'll do a shot of like what do you guys
want to drink? But a certain group of people it's like, oh,
let's do a shot, okay. And I tried ask if
I'm having if I'm having a mixed drink, I'm like,
I'm not having another shot with a drink. I'm like
I already if I'm having a beer, yeah, I'll take
a shot. But the shots I can get to you, man,
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yeah thirty six. I can't drink like I used to
a couple.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
I come from a family man of like shots like
when my my mom's have a family, when we when
we have to have family parties and they all get together,
it's a shot after shot after shot after shot after shot.
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Chicago and being a white dude, I just grew up
with the drinking culture. So the way I drink around
my core group of friends. Thank god I found comedy
because I found other like mighty people. But other other
groups of friends are like, oh, we're going out drinking,
like oh yeah, shots to do this and they're like yeah,
we're all gonna head home now. And I'm like what
just we only do like two shots to bro let's
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keep going. And I'm like, oh, nobody really drinks like
I do.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
That sucks.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yeah, I just sick. Not a lot of people do
like me and my friends. There's other people out there.
Sometimes I have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
So any problem if you give into right, right, probably
so nice to wear trouble where it's like, why did
I drink quite much?
Speaker 5 (42:00):
It was a fucking Thursday.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, but those are the story Tuesday, dude, Wednesday, Like
it's like usually when we shoot the podcast.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Oh this is yeah, well yeah, yeah for the most part.
Speaker 5 (42:11):
Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't. Like if I'm going out,
I'm going on, I can't do it during the week
because I.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I mean, you have work. I know you were possible, doll,
But the way I.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Used to get fucked up, show up at like three
am in the morning, pass out for a couple of hours,
and go to work just wreaking a booze, I'm like,
how the fuck did I pull that ship off?
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Yeah, dude, we're we're spending six to eight hours. We
didn't do the podcast when the last one hour we
do ours drinking one hour podcast. It was the most
functional podcast possible.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, so we would do were starting too. We would
meet up in my place at the old studio Studio Bro.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
We would meet up in my place around eight o'clock,
maybe seven seventy o'clock.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Was our drinking. You know, I would have drinks ready
to go, you know, sometimes I would make them as
we would drink, and then it would be like twelve
one in the morning the morning, were like, hey, we
should really start recording podcast because we're like.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Because we're not gonna do tomorrow. We're not gonna do
it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Because there was times like and there were many times
we would we would be drinking and we were like,
you know what the podcast is gonna be.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
We gotta do it, we gotta do it tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Yeah, tomorrow morning drinking.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Hit record man.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
But because we would get we would call the pre
podcast and that's where we would listen demons because we
would see some was ship dude.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Be recorded, but get them right right right. But we
know we knew in our hearts and we were to
release that version of the podcast, it would kill but.
Speaker 5 (43:51):
Let's not drink, but let's still talk our ship. It
would be a lot. It will be good. But you
get a couple of cocktails and somebody they're fucking spending
some truth dude, dude, and.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
It's all out of love. Man.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yeah, I don't hat anybody.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Two hours drinking our podcast another two or three hours drinking, dude.
Speaker 5 (44:07):
It's a hard it's a hard life, right.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
It was great. I think some of the best moments, man,
some of the best stories we shared.
Speaker 5 (44:13):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
It was I mean we were killing two bottles amongst
that time, ship, and that was the crazy. It was
like some hundred and fifty millimeters one, So it's like,
what is that web?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Someone do those like?
Speaker 5 (44:25):
Yeah, I mean those drinking nights where you're like, I'm
gonna go out for.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
It was every week for a couple of months. It
was every week for a couple of years. We wanted
a streak, Yeah, we wanted a streak.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
I was gonna say, like those nights were you're like, oh,
I got nothing to do, let's all just hang out,
and then you end up killing two bottles. You're like, oh, Ship,
we put.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Some work in the quality time, but this was the worst.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
So we sometimes we would do that thing and then
this fucking loser over here he would show up to
the pocket was a vibe killer.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Never never no, no, no, no, I respect my name, respect.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
My name, I speak no, I I read from the gospel,
all right. This guy would show up, he would show
up and do this ship and it would bother me
so much.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Man.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
He would show up and hey man, one or two
drinks and we get started. And then as soon as
he said that that was a challenge for me, I
took as a challenge. I'm like, one of two drinks.
One of the two drinks. Do I look like a peasant?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
No? No, no, no, We're gonna drink now. I'm gonna
force this guy to drink. There's never just going on
for a couple no never, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
It's either shows up he's like, hey man, it's get started.
We could probably get two drinks and we get started.
If he shows up with that kind of energy where
he was like, one are two drinks and then we
get started.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Right right away. I was like, well, now we're not
doing a podcast exactly.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
You get the one guy being like, only gonna have
a couple, and the other one's like, well I'm drinking,
so you'll have two while he has his one. And
when he has his second one, you're like, oh, yeah,
let's do another round, Let's do this or something. You're like, well,
I'm about I just ordered one, you have another one,
you're almost done another one? Yeah, And then it's like,
oh ship, I just had six drinks. Okay, here I am.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
That's the vibe. That's the vibe though, man, that's that's what.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
You gotta relax. Everybody's got to take a Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
And I know his guy. I know, I know this
guy better than most people do. Of course, here's a
here's I know, I know what songs to play.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
You manipulated a motherfucker, I know, inipulated me.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
It's a lot of us.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeahs of friends. No I got like, this
is my confession. I oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
It's not guy.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
We'll put Gamal's fucking Heartbreak playlist on spot follow along.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
But I was like, all right, I gotta I gotta
play this song at this moment because it's gonna get
him right.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
There and then and then and then that's a true
friend there, and I knew, I knew, I knew how
to get him to that point.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
And there's three Yeah, I'm playing Man on Fire by
Bruce Springsley and Dude.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
A Man of Fire by.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
What what I Love is like we're white.
Speaker 5 (47:14):
The rock, white point music. When you get non whites,
I'm trying to find the best say you're safe anybody
that's not white when they have that white song that
you put on, and especially as a friend, being like
watch this man, Camal, this is his song, and then like.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
You have the white point about the transform, about.
Speaker 5 (47:36):
The and then you just fucking just fucking hit you
where you're like that song has a new meaning to
me right now, man.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, we'll do back to the barstool night.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
So we reread the bar So they were asking for requests,
and Gamal's a giant, right even among whites, he's still
he's still there.
Speaker 5 (47:53):
He's a big man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
The average Gamal would have put up his phone and
he had the flashing thing going out. And the first
time picked for him to play was A Man on
Fire And.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
You said, great song.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, he's great song. He's like, I just don't know it,
and I was like, you settle it. You failed me
as yeah, for sure, but then play right now the
podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (48:18):
You guys can't hear it but we're gonna get deep
right now.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
So we were like, all right, we can't play I song.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Let's play Johnny Cash ring a fire, right and and
then right away yeah, and he plays it and then everybody, dude,
the fucking plays goes wild.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
It was just like it was just two brown guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, Yeah,
that's we shouldn't know. Johnny Cash look at us.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
These guys know, Johnny Cash, what drugs you got?
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Would have came right up to like, yo, good song, bro, Bro,
I'm prettyre.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
At one point he looked at us, He's like good
browns brown, some good ones.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Some of the good ones.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Okay, they stayed, they stay.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
And that's how it's how folks we whitea we got
out white the whites. Dude, sometimes got out white the whites.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Something you got white?
Speaker 1 (49:10):
Hey, we grew up in a small higg towne where
there was like eight Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
All right, dude, we know whites.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Do you know? I mean, I don't know if you saw,
but people on the rights my right side, we're like, oh, ship,
did you got you put some Yeah? Like, dude, that's
a great song, like that guy did.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Like you like you're like.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
Mega back.
Speaker 5 (49:28):
You want to make peace with the whites, play a
white song and make sure they know you played like Trump.
Speaker 3 (49:34):
Vid.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
It got a point that he sound like a Pokemon.
You're like Maga Maga, Maga Maga Maga, Maga Mega attack,
Maga slam.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
Squirt doud squirt.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Fuck you's hitting us with Mega mega bunch, right, dude.
Speaker 5 (50:03):
It's just a tiny little hands going fast. I'm done.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
Gotta have the Mega hat though, the Maga hat. Oh
that wore the hat.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
I would be one of them, the.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Mall every time we were taxing, my favorite gift to
send them.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
You know which one is?
Speaker 5 (50:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Is the one with Trump Trump points out and somebody
you're cute?
Speaker 5 (50:22):
Yeah, the one is always best. It's like I know
somebody that's gay from pointing.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
My favoritt one. I always said at the time, dude,
this is I used to send a skift a hot
especially to Room because Room wo hit me up on
Friday nights for deem hour when we still had the
seven pm slot.
Speaker 4 (50:43):
Hey man, how many tickets you have sold? And that's
the one where's it's Changerlo's saying, I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself, Hey, that that guy.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Is gone, dude, I know, I gotta there's a brief.
That Friday.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
It was like a like eleven am, come on, come on,
send me a gift of like something sweaty, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
making a comeback.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
But no, no, I was expecting to see down and
out melancholy Gamal. But I got there early. Luckily, I
got parking everything. I was like, fuck, where the fuck
are these guys. People are showing up and I'm like
demon hour, like yeah, like where's everyone. I'm like, give
them time, they'll be here, dowhere. And then you guys
like we'll be here there like five minutes. Yeah yeah,
and this is ten minutes before fucking showtime.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Why why not we were like fifteen minutes whatever.
Speaker 5 (51:34):
Closer closer his thing, his.
Speaker 3 (51:36):
Thing, because it was super nice. It was sixty five weather,
and we didn't.
Speaker 5 (51:42):
I saw a little bit of panic. But either way,
you guys are like, no, we're actually sold out. This
isn't it. I'm like cool, I get to see good good.
I want to see I want to see down and
out Kamal boy, because that is how comedy goes. I
told you guys Friday, I think I had a decent set.
I liked it.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
No, no, no, no, final let's talk about it about
We talked about a little bit in the beginning, but
just come back, let's talk about me.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
So, like I said, come ahead of doubts. I had
full confidence, my boy.
Speaker 3 (52:13):
There we go, There we go.
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Time to deliver as the port we say, and.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
And you know, luckily, you know, we set it up.
We had Jackie going first, we had Ramble going next,
and then Heck and then and obviously Kevin hosted.
Speaker 5 (52:33):
So you start Reagan sucking crushed.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
Reagan's great, Cody, Heck was great, jack you like, it
was just a great show everyone all around, all around.
And as soon as you got up to do I
feel like a prop peryer, dude, I really didn't.
Speaker 3 (52:49):
Man.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
I was like, I was in the bag.
Speaker 5 (52:52):
Your brother is going to be there.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
He's heard I do this ship.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Yeah, he's been.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
He's never seen a live though, because like I said,
I met you, because months before that.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Because that brought you up a long time ago. He's like, yeah,
so I actually know he just.
Speaker 5 (53:07):
Heard that I did it. And he goes, my brother
produces a show, and I'm like, I heard you guys
this and that, and he's like, you guys, got to
meet you guys, gotta meet. Then he brings alcohol one night, Yes.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
And that was that was supposed to me. That was
supposed to be me. You know.
Speaker 5 (53:20):
Either way, I met one of you guys, I got
to keep and then see you guys randomly linkol after
a show. Oh hey man, what's going on? Oh hey
you want to do a podcast? Bam, and here we are.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Hey fucking.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
You did you did extremely well man, and you did it.
You did it, you did extremely well with your set.
But I think when you when he came to.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
The Demon hour segment confessions, I think all of your
all your notes were clips.
Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
I don't think you had one that wasn't.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
A clip, the one where I had Kevin come up
because I could not read their Yeah, but no I
had I had some good.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
No, No, they were great, man, they were great.
Speaker 3 (54:00):
And I was time.
Speaker 5 (54:01):
Remember what I remember? Sorry, I'm drunk, leave me alone, Okay,
what I remember. I'm like, everything was all right, but
I'm like, oh, afterwards, we read people's.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
And I'm like, when the Mexicans sound better than they,
I'm gonna quit.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
We're gonna see you guys again. What I could recall
from the show was like, oh, afterwards, we read the
confessions and I'm like, they were all they were all
fucking nuts. They're all about fucking anal people hooking up
at movie theaters. Wait till the clips come out, you
guys are gonna fucking love it. Share it like it,
Subscribe all that fun ship, keep doing it, support us,
(54:43):
support local comedy, have fun. All right, we're trying to
have fun, have fun, join the party. But when these
clips come out, you're gonna see the theme of the
night was anal and going to movie theaters to hook up.
So everybody had good comebacks.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Yeah no, and.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
I said, man, I and I hope.
Speaker 5 (55:05):
In the audio it comes out how divided the room was.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (55:09):
Probably, Like if you're listening with headphones, you're gonna be like, yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (55:13):
Left one on my left. Everybody, dude, when you came back,
I'm like, yes, you.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Know, when you were going on, I can't. I can't
because my brother wasn't next to me. I kept turning around.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
I'm like, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Couldn't see you guys, thank god, but I saw the
light and then when I sat down and you just
look at me like yeah, yeah, no, I.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
Was I fish you hard.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
I'm like yeah, I was very happy, man, I was.
I was like, man fucking Ramble did it. And then
you came up and he did the demon our segment.
I'm like, he did it again. This guy hit it twice. Yeah, yeah, dude,
you didn't double double bro and was like right away.
Gamal was like a sugar was like he's featuring X Mom.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
I deep, I'm already in best man.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
DENI believe.
Speaker 3 (56:07):
That's what I'm trying to beat.
Speaker 5 (56:08):
If you if you need a producer, if you need
some help, I'm here for you.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
I'm like, if you need someone to pop on to potential. Yeah,
but I saw him. I saw him as a boxer,
so I'm thinking as a boxer.
Speaker 3 (56:17):
I'm like, this is this.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Haven't beat up a couple of taxi drivers. It's not
a beatble. A couple of dry rivers, right.
Speaker 5 (56:22):
A couple un sheltered, a couple of people, a couple
of journey man.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
Let's get into the top.
Speaker 3 (56:27):
Sol I was like, throw them as I let my boy.
Speaker 2 (56:33):
Let my boy brief because the last thing I.
Speaker 5 (56:34):
Know, I know to throw the punches or may not
be ready for trying to toss me in.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
There because it's nice. It's it's just from the point
of view of you right where you're like, you know,
I'm going to the show. I'm not in the main.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
Line up.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
I'm coming in.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
It's a showcase, coming in to do my quick little
five minute segment and I'm done blags and then I
get you know, let.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
Them do their thing. It's just a little bit of
peace in there, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
Oh yeah, you know where you don't have to worry about, Like,
all right, I'm the second person, go up and line up.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
I maybe next time you want be the second person.
Speaker 5 (57:09):
Maybe give me, honestly, give me, give me first spot,
give me guest spot, give me something where nobody wants
to go.
Speaker 3 (57:16):
Let me ask you this, what what is guest spot like?
When is that?
Speaker 1 (57:18):
When is I would put them I would meet Yeah,
I would have put them after the second person, after
second I think it was I think it was better
than he went after Jackie.
Speaker 5 (57:27):
Yeah, because you got the show rolling. Yeah, bamn, hey
we got somebody else. And then because because then you
only had two more after me, So yeahs after would
would have thrown it off. Yeah, this is why these
guys are good producers.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5 (57:40):
All right, you need someone for your podcast, help producers
show hit them up. They're gonna get you some more people,
all right.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
So I mean, I mean, it's just wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute, wait a minute, it's just those guys, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (57:53):
It's just us three, it's three millions and millions, all right.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
But if you're out there and you have a podcast,
if I come all your podcast, because he's dying, he's
dying to be amy, I'm dying.
Speaker 3 (58:07):
Yeah, I want it. I want to be I want
to be able to go out share the world sad word.
Speaker 5 (58:16):
I want to spread the word that it's a different
breed too. Like I was saying open mics compared to
a show. If you're hosting a show, a podcast, whatever,
when you're not in charge of it, you're like, oh fuck,
I'm just kicking back, relaxing, where they're like, what's going on?
I want it's on you to tell me what's going on,
and fucking I'll guide the way.
Speaker 3 (58:38):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (58:38):
I enjoy this ship, though, I enjoy set up everything.
Uh do all the other bookings, all the bookings. I'm
gonna say that's that's all me.
Speaker 3 (58:46):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (58:46):
I make sure every fucking person I bring on, I
got to make sure they're good, simple as that. And
then from there, obviously me and Ramon we play with
the lineup and you know what, this person would be
good after this person, and then this person is going
to close it off for the sets and then bring
them off for the confessions.
Speaker 5 (59:01):
Man's why you guys are good producers.
Speaker 3 (59:03):
Team effort, years of years of just trial and errors.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
That's all life is. Man. Yeah, you get up there,
do your ship. You're gonna fail. You're gonna do good,
and you're start getting better and better, but you're gonna
fucking fail.
Speaker 4 (59:18):
Oh I'm not gonna say once again, dude, shout out
to Mariolas. They're the ones that helped us really get
paid and really keep everything going.
Speaker 3 (59:27):
Man.
Speaker 1 (59:27):
Yeah, yeah, who knows, who knows you would have kept
going with you? Maybe I would have been happy it.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
Was ready to get thrown their way due you know,
maybe a couple.
Speaker 2 (59:38):
Of a couple of a couple of that good stuff.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
But yeah, yeah, but would you be able to do
this on our Friday night?
Speaker 3 (59:46):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (59:48):
You know what, I don't miss the dude, dude.
Speaker 5 (59:52):
Yeah, I know all my friends that are married for
a few years where they're like they lived through me.
They're like, what are you doing? I heard you doing this?
This the sending. I'm like, no, it's no big thing.
I have been helping, Like what where can I listen?
What can I do? And I'm like, dude, it's just
like a fucking regular week for me. And I'm like
I'm stressing out. They're like, no, trust me, you don't
want to get married have kids. Yeah, it's great at all,
(01:00:13):
but funk that.
Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
It's just everyone has their their path in life. You know,
some of us are. I would say, we'll be late
bloomers with the whole family stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
That's that's myself.
Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I think that's great. It's okay.
Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
I'm on my own path. This is how I'm going.
I could. I wish I could a little bit.
Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
More Bloomers at this point. Bro, you show me roster
right now?
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Dude, No, no, no, no, bum sa bloomer.
Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Well, I mean, yes, I have my dab As a family.
I'm saying as a family, I'm saying that's.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
A family still there. Family as a family, you don't
union this conversations that's fall the conversations.
Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
You have your family shot, but you trying to say
you don't say, like you know, have your certificant other,
have more kids, have a family unit.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
That's that's what we all want. You know, everyone's going
different path.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Hey, as you talk, you have all of that already.
He bitcht right speak. Hey, you know you're not in
this conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
You know I want to be a I want to
be a father. Check check.
Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Oh you know I want a significant other check check
check jack Jack, shut up, and you bother me. You
know what, you know what I kind of miss right now,
I missed. I kind of miss to drinks.
Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
At least that dude was speaking the truth. Man, this
guy's gottau a liar.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
These guys a froud.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
No man, no man, you know we're all trying to
be dad.
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
He's he's the thing. Here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
It's something I thought about, like, it would have been
nice to have the opportunity in our twenties, right, would
be nice. Would have been in the city making the money.
First things first, you gotta make the money to make
We could have, but we have, We would have had
success the way we're having now.
Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
No, we no, No, we have to say tiny success
doesn't matter, but it's more successful.
Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
We were thought, yeah, but but no, no, I think
everything is possible. I don't like to live in the
what if. I know, I don't like to know what if.
Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
But I'm saying it's a waste.
Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
It's a waste, no for sure.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
But we're living it now because this is the opportunity
now that we have. It would have been nice to
have in our twenties twenty one, twenty two.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah, I've been great. Have We would have really taken opportunity.
Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
You know, you were the biggest thing I heard was
you weren't in that mindset.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
There also the biggest thing Yeah, for sure, sart of
the podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
We could have done everything we did twenty twenty one.
But it's like, no, we're in our thirties now.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
But there was a start of the podcast with not
the idea of being producing comedy shows, producing coney shows.
Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Never, oh we're gonna do I think everybody. We look
everybody that goes to college like, well, I'm gonna go here,
I'm gonna do I'm gonna get this degree. Then like
two years in the like actually, no, I'm searching majors, like,
what the fuck was I thinking with that? Like, and
then oh, actually I'm do this, And then twenty years
down the line, they're like, actually I funk all that,
I want to do this now. Yeah, yeah, everyone grows.
Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
For sure, it's the growth, but like, who would have
thought that we're gonna be running a successful show, a
comedy show in Chicago. Nobody I didn't think about when
I signed this signed up eight years ago.
Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
I wish I was started a comedy when I was
fucking ten and now here I.
Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Wish I wish I would have kept my six bitcoin
back in twenty twelve.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
I wish I wish I would when I was eight.
Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I wish I would have
bought houses and no, wait, when I did have money.
You know, it's like that obviously twenty twenty. But at
the end of the day, I mean, we're I mean,
this is our this is our fucking route right now,
you know. And I'm happy that me and Ramon are
doing the damn thing. I'm happy you have joined us now.
(01:03:49):
I'm now like I said before, it's easier to do
with two people, but now three people, Like imagine the
ground we're gonna we're gonna achieve now, Like, imagine the
fucking territory.
Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
Should I want to do. I don't mind being like
the help or the backup, being like, hey, guys, like
I want to do this too, let's fucking push it.
Let's you guys need a little bit of help. I'll
do whatever you guys need not but for us too,
like is every everybody wants to do this shit. It's like,
well we got to do this, this and this, and
it's like, well, who's going to do that? It was like, well,
I just want to do this part. It's like no, no, no,
you got to do everything.
Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:04:24):
When I started, when I started radio, I went to
college and uh at Columbia, and I was like, oh,
I just want to be on radio. I'll just be
a DJ. Signed up. Had no prior experience or a
handful of people that were like, oh, I'm from whatever
suburb I used to be on this station or college radio.
I had no fucking idea what it was, and they're like,
oh what it used to be. To compare now is
(01:04:46):
you got to know fucking everything. So started doing production,
this and that, and I was like, oh shit, I
can do this this and this, and I'm good at
it or I like this more. And I was like, oh,
just talking out a microphone, sucking second to what I
actually want to do.
Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
M hm.
Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
But put me behind a mic without any drinks and
I do all right.
Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
But but that's what I'm saying, Like, imagine the ground
we're gonna achieve not having a third person, even though
you have your credit, you have your background, We're doing
which is great me, Ramon, there's no blueprint. We learn
everything as we do auto audio, video editing, the videos,
the clips. Everything has been just self taught this last
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eight years, you know. But having a third person, we're
gonna achieve higher grounds.
Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
That we could have thought.
Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
Everyone everyone needs thought.
Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
But this is our this is our journey. This is
where we chose for to do. You know, this is
where Ramon give up a marriage for this, you know,
give up family, a future family, Dude, gave it up
for this.
Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Man, you know you're not happy right now? Then why
the fuck are we doing this?
Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
I have a happy look a little smile, man, fucking girl.
Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
This whole week I've been this pointed with work, just
busting my balls. And I was like, Friday, I got
this relief.
Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Bro, this is goddamn relief.
Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
I'm gonna go phone my comedy friends to an open mic,
come home, come to that fucking podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
O cool.
Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
I feel being like, yeah, I gotta get out of
your guys a podcast right now.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Bro. No, I'm happy to man.
Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Everyone's like, yeah, we've all been on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
No no, no, you've all been in that podcast, but
they haven't been on David's album.
Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Exactly. The cheers that boy, yeah, cheers at home.
Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
No, this is like I said, I said, it's just
this is the journey we find each other. We're doing
the damn thing. I like I said, I see the
investment you put into this. I want to be able
to invest in YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
That's you know what I'm saying. With your comedy. Like
I said, you have a great set, you have clips.
We're gonna push that up for days.
Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Man.
Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
You guys, you guys want to do the work. You're
doing the fucking work, which I like talk to many
of people being like, oh, well let's do this. Let's yeah,
let's get just going. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
I know I gotta do this because because I mean,
talking does not work. Man, you gotta do the You
gotta do the action.
Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
You guys hit it up.
Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Go Hey, we're too. But I mean, like we put
in the work though, we're doing this.
Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
It's this state, this time, meet me here, let's do it.
Fucking let's roll bam, it's ready to go.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
And I have to say, seen many of shows at
many of clubs, seeing demon hour, the effort and love
that they put into that show and the talent that
they fucking book. Come on, you look at his camera,
look at his camera wherever Ramone's there too, he's.
Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Creative.
Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
The amount that you guys put into the show. It's
step abovestep, I'm drunk, okay, leave me alone. God damn it.
You guys go above and beyond. Like it's just that
little much more. Because the other couple of shows that
I help out, I'm like, oh, let's do this, and like,
uh yeah, we don't got that. I'm like, dude, you
guys want to promote more. You guys are freaking out
(01:07:59):
because of this or that, and I'm like, let's do this,
let's do that. They're like, oh, that's great. I'm like,
let's fucking do it. And I'm like, I'm not doing
all this work unless I get some fucking help from
you guys. For sure, it's your show. I want to
help you out. I don't want to take control. But
production wise, these guys are fucking They're funny, they're a
good hang, They're good fucking people. All right. If if
(01:08:21):
Rambow knows something, it's good fucking people. That's all I care.
Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Yes you do, Yes, you do? Because you know you've
been in the comedy game for how long.
Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
It's gonna be?
Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
Two years? Uh next week?
Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Two years? We've been in Chicago, I would say for
two years in the comedy game in Chicago. Now I'm
saying in the city. I mean Maywood, Yes, Chicago. I
don't know. Ask him, it's may with Chicago. I don't
think may with Chicago. Think it's not.
Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
But it's close enough, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
To be fair, people consider algit a metropolitan area.
Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
As I If you go out the outside of Chicago
and anywhere in the United States, anywhere across the world,
you're from Maywood.
Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
You say Chicago, No fair Morango, we hate you.
Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
Oh yeah, I don't. I so mckenry County, me and
my buddy, I have my step and supposed to moved out,
except my step brother who's like, fuck Chicago, I hate
the city. But respect to him, man, he loves his
country life. But me and my buddy we went to Europe.
(01:09:29):
We're in Germany, went to Irish pub because we did
in Irish pub European bar like a tor Fest chance
Like no, we just went out there to say fuck it.
We're in our twenties and but we're like, we're going
on Irish pub every place we go because we we're
gonna know they're we're gonna have Guinness whiskey and they're
probably gonna speak English. So we ended up making a
(01:09:50):
pub crawl. But we're in Germany. The waitress talks to
us in German, but like she says that in English too,
and we're like, oh, where are you from? She goes, oh, Chicago.
We both look at her and go like, no, really
where you're from? And she's like, I'm from mckenry or
what's stock or whatever. I'm like you gotta be and
she's like, you guys are from Chicago right where? Like
(01:10:10):
we told her where from? She goes, yeah, you guys
are Chicago and we're like no, we give you credit.
You're in fucking Germany. Nobody's gonna be like so like
an hour and a half away from Chicago.
Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
That's the thing that when you when you're in Illinoy,
you don't say I'm from ELLINOI Chicago because that region.
Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Anywhere you go to, you say Chicago. The biggest things
are Jordan and the Bulls, al Capone and Obama.
Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
Of course, talk about Jordan. I actually got a clip
of Jordan's on there. I forgot which player is talking
about it. If you want to play real quick, you
know who this guy is. Dude, you're bringing up a
clip I just bring up because you say Jordan, I'm like.
Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
Michael Jordan.
Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
All these.
Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
We can't we can't play. You think about that word
can It's an hour and a half, you'll ben, I'm
ready rocking road.
Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
Yeah, I call you mother, Michael Johan only motherfucker.
Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
I'm laid out the time you go to man with Michael.
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Oh ship, I'll being that motherfucker legs kicked up.
Speaker 7 (01:11:18):
Oh boy boy, we calling me when I'm in Chicago
talking about going out old last Stadium.
Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
What we got, man?
Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
You know we got two steps to not Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
No, nigga got my feet kicked up.
Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
Man, I gotta see this nigga. I gotta see this
living tomorrow. This niggain't gonna embarrass me. I don't know
this nigga embarrass you man.
Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
You know at home, man was looking at fake.
Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Just yeah, fucking Jordan, dude, that's it. That's my clip.
That's my clip to day dude. That's cool man, it'sign
my fucking Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
It's good seeing somebody talk about Jordan's It's not you know,
but calling him the unward. Yeah, you hear Jordan's Joe
Jordan's this yeh. But just another black dude calling him
the end words.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
It's funny because because you know that Jordan's not that.
You know what I'm trying to say. Yeah, it's that
you know O J. Simpson, you know, you know the
guy he gets hurt of.
Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
He's like, he's like, I'm not black, I'm old Jay Simpson.
You know what I'm trying to say. And Michael Jordan's
the same thing. He's not black.
Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
You know.
Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
The link with O J. They wanted him as a terminator, yeah,
but they the director was like, I don't see him
being violent.
Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
H ah. Do you know.
Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
The guys that killer would have SLA. I was watching
the clip. It's funny. He was on the knuck Boys.
Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Yeah, who o j oh ship that's like I think
it was like months.
Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Yeah, yeah, they passed, But he's talking about They asked
him the questions like so are you, like, are you
mad that her killer was never found?
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
He's like, I ain't gonna talk about that right now. Uh,
you know, I don't want to get into that right now.
And you know, and and they keep and they keep
like edging him.
Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Like they of course of course, it's like I get I.
Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Get it, I get it, I get it. You're buying
him to talk about it, even though he's not going
to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
I know, getting reaction for the.
Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
World.
Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
This is yours, truly, The world is me, yours truly,
Big Twitter world, yours truly.
Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
You know that dude, Hell, that dude still had like
women of.
Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
The ass for sure. Every killer, I mean every killer
does though.
Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
And he finally got arrested for stealing his own merchandise.
Back the first time I went to Vegas, We're coming
back from like Fremont Street, and our taxi driver was like,
oh see that hotel over there. Yeah, that's where OJ
got arrested. They're like, oh cool, Like were like, it's
four in the morning and the sun's coming up. We'll
make a pits We didn't make a pit stop where
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two got shot.
Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Oh ship? Yeah, actually you know what an't think of
actually seeing that? The veiggest yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
What do you guys like the strip or Fremont Street?
Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Better you make it there?
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
We didn't make it.
Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
Yeah, we were not.
Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
We're clubbers.
Speaker 5 (01:14:25):
Yeah at that time, dude, clubs in the street man.
Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Five thousand dollars for a table sign us up right now, right.
Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
Now that that ship's fun at all. But Freemont Street
is the place.
Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
To I mean I would love to go back. You
know the max. I think we said the max days
like three days.
Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
You can only do three days? Right, last three years
I've done?
Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Why is that? Why is that three days?
Speaker 5 (01:14:48):
Just if you're especially if you're going I mean you're
only going there to party. So it's like day one
you get there, let's say a Friday.
Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
Bestday, bday.
Speaker 5 (01:14:57):
We get there, you're like, all right, we're here, Like okay,
let's like chill out, get some food. But you're like,
get the beers ready, let's stock up the room, let's
get everything ready. You're drinking throughout the day, and then
it's finally like, all right, shower, let's fucking go. Then
you fucking raisee your ass off. Saturday, You're like, it's
fucking Saturday. We gotta fucking go bass to the wall.
Your party, Your fucking ass off comes Sunday. Depending on
(01:15:19):
your flight, you usually like drink by the pools, try
to get a little fucking hair of the dog going.
And then it's after that it's just like, get me
the fuck home. I cannot do this anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
It's non is you definitely have to have a group
that already has in the mindset I'm gonna spend money
because that's the problem that the group we had half was.
Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
I'm ready problem tout.
Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
I'm gonna say yes, I was part of the problem.
I got a fever. That's Saturday.
Speaker 5 (01:15:53):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
I was shaking the sheets, bro, I was in the
same sheets.
Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
I got to.
Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
I got to that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
I've shared more beds with Gamal that I've true friendship.
Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
My question is why though we had the money, No
we didn't, No, No, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
We had just enough.
Speaker 5 (01:16:18):
Enough, just enough.
Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
And I was like, you know what, sleep on the floor? Sure, sure,
a bed with gamal d is.
Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
And what did I do?
Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
I just shure been my boy, I was shaking. I
was that fever hit me.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
No, I believe, I believe.
Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
First first time I went down there, we stayed at
Planet in Hollywood, and my buddy was like, oh, I
got this room with like the mountain view, which the
mountains are like three thousand feet the fucking away and
you just see like the parking lot and like the
back of the hotel.
Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (01:16:51):
And he's like, oh, I could have got like a
strip view. And we're like, you fucking motherfucker A long
these things.
Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
I'll take that right now.
Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
The last two years when I worked uh Skankfest, which
was on Fremont Street, stayed at this little fucking, this
little hole. It was basically a motel, cheapest ship, clean,
within walking distance. In Vegas, you can drink, smoke wherever
the fuck you want. Dude, go to Fremont Street before
I have to work, popping the Golden Nugget, play some slats.
Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
And this is before the Vegas or the Raiders, or
now during the Raiders.
Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
I think were they last year?
Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Yeah, there's still yeah, they're still yeah there because I
would assume arething expensive now.
Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
Everything Fremont Streets cheaper than the strip, but everything is
still pretty pricey.
Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Okay, yeah, Chicago, though, what are we talking about.
Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
Beause everything everything walking prices. I know, spot Sport, we
can get beers for three or four bucks out there,
you're paying six bucks a beer. But still like you
can get a tall boy and drinking on the fucking street.
Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Yeah, you can party the fun grenades.
Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
Yeah, that's New Orleans.
Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Oh don't have they have a vers They have those
biggest No.
Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
Yeah, Vegas, Vegas. You can drink whatever. They have every
fucking thing.
Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Do you want fucking twenty different boozes in a bottle?
Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Sure, here you go twenty or twenty grams of sugar
per bottle.
Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
But I say, skank Fest. Last two years I've gone.
I've talked to the EMTs and I was like, how
is it this year? Is anyone like oh deed? And
like no, it's just because the heat. People party too much,
don't hydrate. So the first year I was like, nobody, od,
you didn't have to nary anybody, And he goes, no,
everybody here has got good ship. And he's like, I
know people are on fucking drugs. So he tossed me
(01:18:38):
one of the narcans for free. He goes, yeah, here
you go save place like for a friend. Obviously we
have actress, we have everybody skank fast. Everybody that works
there does get a little fucked up. But the last night,
once you're done, it still goes for a couple of hours.
So everybody. I look at my boys, I go, what
do you got? He goes, I got this. Here you go,
(01:18:59):
you don't keep but I got this. Bam bam bam. Okay,
let's we can go in the green room drink for
free all night. Last year, I my flight was at
like five a m. So I had to leave at
like four. Was on Fremont Street at the Golden Nugget
playing some random ass slot machines with my buddy, buddy's girlfriend.
Then we met a bunch of comics at a blackjack table.
Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Whoa, hey, skip.
Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Because we're walking. We're walking to the Golden Nugget.
Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Where friends due your buddy sleeping.
Speaker 5 (01:19:31):
No, we we had to work the show together and
the first night he fell off the ramp and like
onto his back and was all fucked up, like I
had to take over ship.
Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
He had to be a mostim support for his girl.
Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Show.
Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Great, great fucking broad. And because we're walking back and
I'm like, all right, I gotta go in and take
a piss, He's like, all right, you want to say no, yes,
I would trust her. Five minutes with this broad you'd
be like, by no, you'd be like, You're like you
we're fucking crazy. You're cool, but I am not diving
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into that shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
No.
Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
I walk in, I see her and I'm like, cool,
start playing the slots with her. I'm like, oh, so
and So is outside. He's like, he's going upstairs, let's
play the slots. Our other buddy who's taking pictures, comes
down and I'm like, we're just about to get up.
I have one hundred bucks left in my fucking pocket.
Takes pictures of us fucking gambling. She ends up making
the money back, so we take it out, go to
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another slot machine. We're like, this is we're done with slots.
We see a bunch of comics sitting at a black
jack table. We're sitting there, We're all fucking crushing. They
change dealers. Everybody goes Ice cold fuck I had. I
still have the one dollar chip left from the golden
nugget because I was like, that's all I have because
I was given. I was up like fucking fifty bucks.
So I was like, you're almost done. Here you go here,
take ten bucks, take twenty bucks, this and that, and
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then I fucking lose everything.
Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
I'm like, all right, good guy, I'd be wrong with dude.
Let's have fun, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
I had an extra pack of smokes on me. Someone's like, yet,
smoke to go here?
Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
You guys have an that's a guy right there, Dude,
that's the guy. That's the guy right there. Man, he
want to party with? That's we want to party with. Dude.
Speaker 5 (01:21:06):
Yeah, there's a couple of Chicago comics out there hook
them up. Or one boy wasn't even at skanking Fest.
He was down there for another reason. Saw him. I'm like,
what are you doing tomorrow? Goes. I got nothing, the
show was last night. I'm done for the weekend, and
go meet me here. I got him a T shirt.
Sorry skanking Fest, but probably could have got him in
past two. But got him a T shirt, got him
snuck in. Got to see fucking a bunch of great
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comics fucking five feet away from him, and he's like,
all right, I'm just gonna go walk around and go, dude,
have fun, enjoyed meet people. And he's like, dude, we
gotta get people down here. So if you'r Chicago comic first,
do Demon Hour, come on the podcast, then get your clip,
you know.
Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Dem Hour with a goddamn credit.
Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Guys, wait, you know what's funny? You kept looking up
and I was like, what is rad looking at camera?
Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (01:21:55):
I was like, I'm like, he's making eye contact with somebody.
Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
I'm Abata. I'm like, who's looking at I'm starting to
tell I'm.
Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Gonna get stoned later and watch this and be like
I'm talking to you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
I'm starting to tell people use Demon Demon Comedy as
a guy down you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Tell me what party kind of no no, no, no,
I to him here.
Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
I tell him here too. It's a mirror.
Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
There's some here the comics shows you can get on,
get a clip. But if you want a guaranteed fucking clip,
if you know your ship, you're good, you're funny, get
on Demon Hour.
Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I'll say this much. The number one comedy show JAKA
right now it's probably real battles for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Of course they longevity and the back behind it. They
do a great show. Number two, Yeah it's us, it's us,
It's us.
Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Who else?
Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
You name them? Name them? Who? Wiggs? Cool? Wait?
Speaker 5 (01:22:49):
Claire Claire is good. It's not a good show. But
I do have to say, from what I've seen going
to Lincoln Lodge, Demon Hour fucking crushes it. There's tons
of good shows, there's plenty out there. But if you want, like, hey,
I want funny, I want a good time, come to
Demon Hour.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
That's that's it buys some paint right here. Unbiased opinion that.
Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
I've seen the show show it's an audience as a performer,
it's a fun ass show. And plus you get to
spill the beans, you get your confession out there. You
make it fun. Yeah. The confessions that we read at
the show were fucking outrageous. I think we went even
through all of them. There were that went off the autumn.
Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah yeah, I mean with just a perfect, perfect moment
to say that Demon Hour is back in April eleventh.
Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
April eleven. We have a great lineup.
Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
We have one of our the OGI hosts OGI host.
Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Buddies, one of our buddies. We have a lineup of
great people. Dude, great people.
Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Let me tell them, telling tell I'm telling them. Let
me let me tell him exactly. Who's on water?
Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Right? If you missed me this time?
Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Oh know, we we throw you on. Dude. You're in
the fire now, dude, it's sicker swim but you.
Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
And and if you wait and if you don't talk
them all? How many open.
Speaker 5 (01:24:19):
Text?
Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Very to as your host? This guy that as your host?
Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
I guess who's on there?
Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
Yeah, go ahead, ahead, all right?
Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
So if we were hosting more so, I think this
is going to be Latino heavier though No, no, actually
one more, one more Latino on this show.
Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
Is somebody we did?
Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
I know? No, it's a new guy. Oh there's two
new people.
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Is this is this the guy from m Floors? No?
Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
No, not him him? Okay, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
So it's gonna be my Garson, Kyle Scanlon or a
helper from Lincoln Lodge and then Hannah Belma. So it's
a make sure of everything. Kyle back on the show,
comes back in the show.
Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Yeah, comes back in the show and had us back
or his first time, and then Manuel's first time, which
is rumor's boy.
Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
Yeah so, and maybe I'll.
Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Tell you it's a comic. Some funny fucking comics right there,
and a.
Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Special guest spot, special guest spot, dude, ram.
Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
I don't know, bring your back up, dude, We bring.
Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Bringing back up. I want to hear that crispy five
minutes yours.
Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Right, dude, whatever you guys want, I got you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
We wanted that Friday dude.
Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
But if you don't tell them all how many open,
you're not getting you on.
Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Also, Also, if I don't do the work, I can't
pass you. Gotta tell us. Got to get onto dude,
We're getting you on one of these teams, and we
are to get you five minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
I don't want to kill I don't you killing full
a full Houseflix, if you're watching this guy's get the deal.
Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
This guy said, dude, something you know. Just give a
bicyle flex. Just give us a little little bicyle flex,
a little flex up there, dude, Just.
Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Get up there and do a couple of minutes around
ye air blinking food man, right right, guys, I'm just flexing.
Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Hey, conviss this guy, man, I told you don't know
the story. You know the story.
Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
Trust me. It's it's so fucking you get a laugh
from somebody, it's good and all we call we can
all make each other laugh. It's one thing. But to
get up there and command the audience.
Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
It's like, I gave up eight years my life to
chase his dream with her.
Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
First of all eight years. First of all eight years, you.
Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Know, he told me a comedian, I'm like, you know what,
I'll help you.
Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
I got you first of all. First of all, first all.
Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
There's two people.
Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Yeah, first of all, Second City alumni, right right, I'm
sorry to respect my name.
Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
Second of all, I've always done well.
Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
No one said you guys all right, I've never said.
Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Third of all, every time we got a new bit.
Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
There you go. Hey, that's the picture right there, the
Second alumni. That's real. That's real. By the way, all right,
oh there, right now, what do you put up there?
Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
What do you here's your picture right of the Second City.
Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Where they're in the roommate you said it to him.
Speaker 5 (01:27:08):
Yeah, of course there was like day one, motherfucker. Yeah
there last week and I was like, oh my gosh,
you guys know Ramon, yeah, Buck, Steve Carell Chris Fairley
and those guys.
Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
This is right here, dude. Is this guy? Dude, this
guy's he gave me five minutes once.
Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Fucking guys, I'll say this much. Nobody's ever seen the
same five minutes from me.
Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
That's facts, all right. Every set's different, different.
Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
I have a couple of drinks you're not gonna remember.
Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
Yeah, yeah, but I told him I gave up eight
years of my life for his dream. Dude. You tell
your kid too, I wish I that's basically you now, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
Right, I'm in my sophomore year of comedy and it's
just that like, oh, I know what's going on, but
you're fucking fuck these fucking.
Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
It gets him. Open mics, bro, get on, what's the
one I don't do it, but mics, Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
Dude, dude, come to one or two low key ones too,
where it's just you know.
Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
He don't worry anything.
Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Most open mics, so a lot of people don't know
which I have to give a shout outs to all
the open mics, and.
Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
They're all sorry about it here, dude, too many of
the name.
Speaker 5 (01:28:20):
But if you see an open mic, go check it out.
We always appreciate audience. But excuse me, bless me, God,
bless you, thank you. Well are you talking to talking
to myself? And the Lord Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
And Nona by that, it's not the man.
Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
But go to an open mic you'll see what it's
really about. It's it's us putting the work in. You
can see a joke before it's even started. Then you're
gonna see one of these people.
Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
You can see a joke before it's funny.
Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
You see people are like, okay that, yes, there's something there,
I guess, and then a month or two in it.
If they're putting the work in, you're like, oh, fuck,
I remember this guy talking about this thing. And then
you're like, oh ship, now he's performing at fucking wherever. Yeah,
go there support people. If you need a night out,
grab a couple of drinks, sit back and relax. Make
fun of the comics. You're gonna see some shitty ones,
(01:29:15):
you're gonna see some decent ones. You might see some
great ones. But for the most part, it's a fun
ass fucking vibe. We like to have fun. It's us
just putting work in, but we need somebody there to
be like, that's fucked up, that's funny whatnot.
Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Boo boo something me something right?
Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
Yeah, I see too many of the same fucking people
where they're like, I know this joke. It sucks. I
want to say my five minutes, shut up, get off stick.
Speaker 3 (01:29:44):
A fight right now.
Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
I don't want to fight right out. It's a guy
wearing pixel socks, wearing Google pixels.
Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
I'm sorry, Hey, dude, buy a new set.
Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
Of public It's connected to his head.
Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Yeah, how many.
Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Stuffs did you take? So?
Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
I got the phone for freeze? I got the socks
for free dude. Can I donate some money? I'm home before, dude,
I'm gonna buy some socks. And here's someone I sent
you earlier today. Give me some back to the back.
Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Let's keep the months right.
Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
I put a whole new wardrobe, keep mon, I'll buy
a whole new bed right now. You say that, dude,
I'll throw that mother away right now. I'll stab the
motherfucker throw it out right now.
Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
But before before we go down the deep beat again,
this is the perfect moment in the podcast because and
he's gonna be bitch Demon hour, Demon hour. I mean, sorry,
d didn't something you forgot?
Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
What you win of the d's.
Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
We're doing both of them, double d's, Double ds subscribe,
you know, fucking checking and everyone. You have to have
some fun if you need someone to listen to.
Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Here, motherfucking rambo. Dude, this guy is gonna be He's
gonna be somebody in the next next couple of months. Man,
it's gonna be somebody.
Speaker 5 (01:31:00):
Your body mix to my body.
Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
It's like I said, one thing is doing alone, but
imagine a team behind you. Now, dude, holy ship.
Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
If it's funny, there's plenty more, even more funny comics
out there.
Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
Modest man, you're so modest, dude.
Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
There's so much fucking talent in Chicago. I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Shut up, l A, New York, Austin. They get all
the fucking praise. Do you talk to anybody that's come
through the city. Chicago is the number one place to
get better. This is my show for fucking tonight, right.
Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
Three fifty.
Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
Well, you guys got me when I was drinking. It's
your fault, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
This guy, this guy is gonna it's gonna build you up,
all right. Thank you, guys, say set little things.
Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
No, no, no, no, that's that's back up. That's back
behind you.
Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
I'm gonna kiss you right now, kiss you, but I
gotta rape you, dude, because thank god you said that
towards the end going to be because I got to
keep you level, man, because this guy, this guy is
trying to literally.
Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
All this guy's hands registered weapons.
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Fristball, frisbell hands. I'm trying to build.
Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
I'm trying to. I'm trying to build you slowly up there.
Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
It's all my boy. I want your star.
Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Yeah, my boy wanted to want you. You want to
put you on.
Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Give me a treat. I want you to be where
he wants it. Open up for yeah, right now, I
want you to feature.
Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Man, all right, due this so out, this down a
little bit rude.
Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
The feature spots good.
Speaker 5 (01:32:36):
Let me let me do my ship like you said,
my guest spot.
Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
It's so good.
Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
You come in, you do your five minutes spam.
Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Let everyone else do the exactly exactly. I'm just give
him a little taste. I want to get you there. Yeah,
this guy's want already.
Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
Right, trust me, I would give me an hour.
Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
I'd love to do it, but you know what, a
little bit at a time, a little bit of time right,
I know.
Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Where I'm at.
Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:32:58):
Just you guys keep me around another couple of months.
Everything's around whatever with this guy. He got laid ones.
Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
And just when I see potential, man, I just I
get excited. You know, I get excited. All right, I'm
here because I see we've seen potential.
Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
You also get excited at free samples and sam stuff.
Shut up, dude, you know your route.
Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
You know the route.
Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
If you know the route, it's tamp stuff. You can
fuck hit him all breakfast.
Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Lays me up, all right, because much mud just m
you lifted him up. I have to have to have
to bring you down to man. I had to keep
I have to keep balance.
Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
See, he supported me for the show. He was doubtful.
Now it's the other way around. We got this guy.
Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
Now you're like, no, because I don't want to see
my boy fail.
Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Man defense, I'm gonna like I said, journeyman, text text drivers.
Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
My boy could beat him up.
Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
Yeah, but it's this, it's my trainer writer. Get a
couple of bous I'm just hi, man, dude, getting when
I walk out, you want you to behind me?
Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
What's his name? Who brought him out? Who brought Goggins
out fighter UFC Strickman. No, what's no? I was to
Fergusson pull out.
Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Remember April eleventh theme in Hour Comedy said, let's make
it four months in a row.
Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
We sold out January, we sold off February. We saw March.
This isla April. It is the best show in Chicago.
I don't care about Rose Battles. I don't care about
any of the other comedy shows. We all we want
them to succeed.
Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
It's on Thursday. This is on Friday night. You want
to get your weekend started.
Speaker 3 (01:34:45):
Back Friday at nine pm.
Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
Bro, Come make sure you guys get your take on
the show. Come afterwards with your girl, your guy, whatever
it is.
Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
Come set the cool table afterwards, the.
Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Cool table, and then and on that. But if you
if you want to sit next to us afterwards.
Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Have a couple of yeah, yeah, a couple of three
in all the comics. Yeah, have some fun. Hear the
real ship.
Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
I'm gonna put it out there as a producer. If
you guys are listening to the podcast, you want to
come to the show, hit us up. We'll get you in.
All right.
Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Yeah, that's that's facts. That is facts.
Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
I'll cover one person, okay if I'm performing. If not,
I gotta buy my own ticket.
Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
All right, but guys, thank you for listening, Thanks for watching.
Tell the people where they can find us, guys.
Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
We're on YouTube, of course. Watch our deem Our comedy shows.
We have all the way up to.
Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Nine Demon Our. Can you go to YouTube real quick?
Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
Yeah, you go to YouTube. No, no, no, that's that ebisode.
Speaker 2 (01:35:43):
But uh, the last Demon Hours episode eight, I believe.
Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
Well, I'm just showing daily check us out.
Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
We go there, we go, shut the fuck up our comedy.
Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
So nine yeah, yeah, nine right now. So so ten
will be out probably by be out by this by
this week.
Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
So make sure you guys watch Demon Hour. How many episodes?
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Some cocktails? Guys, we have so many some great cocktail
recipes on our website, on our YouTube, watch the old episodes.
Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
Get to learn us, Get to learn Rambo Dude. Rambo
has joined us for the last two. Well, actually we're
dropping another one, but that's that's whatever. We're in every
podcast station possible Spotify. Our heart radio pod means anywhere
you guys can find audios for podcasts, we are there.
Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
And of course, guys can find me on TikTok, Gamal
Ideas and ram But where can you will find you
our producer, You.
Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
Can find me here on Daily Insomnia. Right here on
the show. But if you want to follow me, it's oh,
it's rambo. Oh, it's underscore, it's underscore Rambo. I should change.
Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
Who's that Dana? Who's that da dude?
Speaker 5 (01:36:51):
We got it in the show. We can't send us
to your U big boody latinos. We'll check them out
on that show.
Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
There we go and always, guys, you can find all
the links in the description below.
Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
You can find Ramble, gamal Me, Samle, sam Demon Hour,
everybody but guys, thank you for watching, Thank you for
listening this, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
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Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Yeah,