Daily Insomnia Episode 363 - Unicorns are real

This week, the boys cool off with Mexican Mules and gear up for a wild 4th of July. Ramon breaks down his party dominance, Gammal questions vacation stamina, and they both agree—they're officially Chicagoans now. From unicorns at the Riverwalk to full-blown holiday strategies, this episode brings the laughs and then some.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey guys, welcome back then and saw me of this
episode three sixty three, coming to you on a glorious,
glorious summer night with the beautiful breeze of the city
and us better than that condition unit that we have
in our studios struggling as Ramon and I have my.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Man.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let me, can I build you up a little bit?
Come on, come on, all right, I mean Shepherd of
the Free man right the the custodians of the wanting
my call. Hoss gamal, big d.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Big d s all right, we're here, We're here.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's another another episode, dude, episode three sixty three three
and rebels here.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, first of all, build them up a little bits
be missing for the last two episodes.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Has been working his craft, dude, He's been working his craft.
He's been doing open mics, getting better. I think right
now it has like up to twenty man's right now,
just pure content, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I got like an hour and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Dude, My bad, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I thought we're filming my special next week.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Hey dude, we have the one, the only big dig round.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Can we film special? If you ever have you ever
decided to read you you let you let the studios
filming for you.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Bet Yeah, I want to. I want to in a
couple of years, like next year. Dude, I'm not ready.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I mean ready. Are you ready now, dude?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Hell no? What you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah, I got I got something I'm working on that
will be like a long, warm thing. I want to do,
like a nice like twenty minute chunk and put that out,
but it'd be more like of a storytelling with some
jokes in it.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, perfect, perfect, Man. A boy has craft, boy has craft.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
The matter, the thing is, the thing is that we're
working hard.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yes, we're working.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
We're working hard.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Summertime, hey week, summertime.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
We're spending money.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
We're spending always spending money.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Spending, but I'm making spending money, not making. I'm spending
more than i'm making. I'm right there right now. Yeah,
I'm right there.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Zero, Y're zero every month.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, I'm not saving money. All I'm doing is drinking
my life away. Dude. I've gotten to a point, Rambo
where every time I drink, now, every time I drink, drink,
not just like right now, what we're you know, we're working.
This is work, work, work, work, great work. But when
I'm like drinking.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And we're not talking about happy hour drinking either.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, we're talking about regular smagler Friday night, yeah, Saturday
night drinking.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I wake up the next day and I don't wake
up hungover. You know, I don't wake up with a headache,
but I do wake up with a little bit of like,
maybe it's time for me to.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Quit that Why squealing? D is squealing dude?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
It just takes something away from you.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
It takes something away from me, Dude.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Last Saturday, I did not go out. I woke up
grab some breakfast, childer. I had plenty of time to
like get moving, but I'm like, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
I had my phone this weekend, just gonna chill.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Okay, Hey, it's summertime. Boys, it's the summertime.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Yeah, we can't think that way, but also in fucking
ninety degrees out like everybody, let.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Us let us think that way in the spring. Let
us think that way in the winter. But sometimes sometimes.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Here's the problem. He's like, I think like that for
a moment, and then you say it, and then life
comes back at me and I'm like, you know what,
Mom didn't raise a quitter. Yeah, you know, my dad
cross the border to have his son and his dirties.
Ghet drunk for no reason, and I'm not gonna let
him down a bit.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's insane much what your dad say? Dude, Hey, we
got the fourth coming up.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's just not it's on a Friday. You know, we're
going bang bang bang, just like them fireworks.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Dude, I mean it's literally just like today. Today's Thursday, right, yeah, No, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday,
We're about hit Thursday. Today is Wednesday, and I start
drinking today. I'm drinking tomorrow. I know that for a fact.
Don't know. I don't know when and where I'm drinking tomorrow,

(04:15):
and then I'm taking a break Friday. I'm back at Friday,
Friday fourth. Yeah, I'm gonna go home see the.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Moros.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, I'll put a fat wager on that one.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, I'm not drinking. I'm not drinking Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Your parents start drinking.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
America, never form America America. Now I might, I might drinking, okit, alright,
So I'm gonna drink Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, drinking Saturday, Monday, Sunday.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I might take it off, now, you're the dude.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
If not, then I'm drinking five days in the world.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Du that's okay, all right, system.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Hey it's summertime. Did did you just hear me?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
You know, after after like this long weekend, that's Sunday,
you're gonna need like a couple when you go grab
some lunch or something. Settle your stomach, settle your nerves.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
A little fat breakfast, dude, a little fall.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
It'll eaven you out and then it'll dip you down
so you get a good night to sleep Monday morning,
wake up refresh, slightly hungover, but still a lot better
than if you would have just taken the day off. Yeah,
that might be a problem if you're heaving withdrawals or
you're like, oh fuckaking.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Because I need it, because I don't want it.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
It's fucking price to get.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
An old You know what's funny? Was funny this guy
this gets the biggest Twitter. What do you mean? No, no, no, no, no.
Gamal Cone party one day, gamal Camp party, two days
in a row. And I want you to win. I
want you to be how come on, it's me you
wrap talk about no, no, no, no, your body you

(05:56):
do you can only do one day. You can't party
two days in a row. You know that for a fact,
and there's science and there's facts and just witnesses put
the face.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I like that. I don't like that. This point a
mere dude. All Right, be honest.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I want to be honest. Be honest.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
They'll give me a Gamal d Is podcast, give.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Me try to go party two days in a.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Row, exactly.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I'm not. I'm not, I'm not. I'm be honest.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I know, be one weekends.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
I'll talk a big game where I'm like, oh, yeah,
we're gonna do this, this and this, and then like
after the first day, I'm like, yeah, i gonna take
it easy.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
But then you have a couple back into it.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, but there's still people, most people, but.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
You're still not on that.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
I feel like you kind of lose that edge where
you're like, i'm hungover.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Now I'm balanced.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'm not gonna drunk again, because for me, it's like,
all right, when I get when I'm hungover, or when
I drink a lot the day after before or the
day before and I go into the new day, I'm like,
fuck god, I want to get ship done. I don't
want to not feel good.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, no, no, no, But thing though you're talking about, like
if you're talking about here's the different, here's different, here's difference.
You have to admit. You have to admit this, all right,
don't come as true.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
It's true, all men, it's true. It was facts minute.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
When it comes to party, I'm a different animal than
you are because I can't keep going. You know this
for a fact. Come on, come on, you know this
for a factor. When it comes to partying. There's levels
to the fucking game.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
And you're not first.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
You're not at first, You're not at my level.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Okay, that's fine, that's fine. You can't y'all a part of.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Me, you know, dude, Yeah, he's still part of me.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Good John, dude.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Right, I if we commit to like let's say we're
going to Vegas on the weekend. Right, we're gonna be
there Friday. We get there Friday, we're gonna get there
with the same story. If we get there on Saturday,
we get there on Saturday, and about Sunday, ramble, I
guarantee you I am with you Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I want to sleep though, I want to I want
to see if I'm doing this, I'm gonna have my
own schedule.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I'll see you guys a night.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I'm with him on that way, thank you. I'll funk
up and be like, oh yeah, let's go have like
a drink.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
I'll have like a vodka something for fucking breakfast, and
it fucks me up and I'm like, I need a
time out.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I'll come back eventually.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Time I was fine, but then I've had it where
I'm like, I'm gonna take a time out and then
my day is fucking gone because I just knock out
all day.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, so you've caught a quit.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Oh yeah, I've done plenty of time. Dude, I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't have it.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
It's all timing and I.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Don't have it.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Don't have that because my thing is my thing is
if you pay, if you shut up, if you pay,
if you pay, if you paid the kind of money
to go out on a trip, you have to. You
have to go off. There's no there's no like you know,
I'm taking the day off. No, No, we have three days.
There's no day off in three days. There's three days.
You party, Day one, day two, and day three. We

(08:55):
take it MO three. We take it easy. Day one,
Day two. Day one is gonna go hard. Gonna be like, oh,
we got here at four pm. We gotta go hard
because we got into like bla blah.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Day two is gonna be a little bit more sophisticated.
Right now, we have the whole day to plan out,
so we don't have to go a little bit.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yes, have a little bit kicked out.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, there's a little you know, there's you just have
to you know, you gotta you gotta go awad.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Like I think, no, no, no, I think when on a trip,
it's it's that, it's it's you have to. That's why
I'm here. So the mindset is already built. Yeah, all right,
the bricks have been laid out. My liver will die
this weekend. All right, That's that's it. But guess what
we're gonna prepare. We're have get it ready, have water,
and maybe we're lucky, we're gonna have a couple falls

(09:44):
ready to go.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Dude, like trips like that. You gotta plan out, like what.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
The mind you make here is solid. We're ready.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
You may start and go all day two days in
a row. I need that a little bit of push,
like give me some time, let me eat, let me
ship shower, get hydrated, Let me.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Sleep most important, six hours minimum.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I'm a four hour kind of guy.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I know, I know you are.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I know you're four hour kind.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
For why I have no clue?

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Because I can keep going.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I got for why?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
No, Because because I can't, I have the ability to
do so go ahead. I don't have that. I don't
have that billy where I'm like.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Give me six hours.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I know if if you, if we made plans, you
party all night like ramon nine in the morning, Jim
Jim ship, I'm fucking there. I don't even think about it.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I would see you next week.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I don't go like, I don't go like. I'm hon
sleep and no, no, I'm sucking it, locked in. I
locked in.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
This guy's cool.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Shut up that boy. I'm tired your face talking about home. Tired, dude.
You know we we popped up trayes a couple weeks
was it last weekend?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Two weeks ago?

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Congrats you guys finally admitted that you're gay.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
We just ended the a bunch of heterosexual bros.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
We we finally did public transportation, dude in the city. Yeah, yeah,
the blue line.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
A bunch of a bunch of blue line bros.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Now, dude, blue line broser Blue line matters, right, blue
line matters.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
I'll take it from O'Hair.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, we went on the blue. We took it to
to loop the loop, you know, Foo the market, ye
whatever that whatever that exit is. And you know, dude,
I I thought I would have got my whole life

(11:50):
not going on the public tranctation because I have a car.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
And I was like, right, if you're in, if you're
anywhere in the city, public transportation to be scooter where
you can get around.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, And I'm always telling me man. So he was like, look, bro,
it's five dollars all day, all day, all day. You know,
one uber is then it cost me a minimum of
fifteen dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
And that's that's that's like, and that's great.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Beast case scenario, dude, as base CA scenario, the best
case scenario, right, And it's fifteen there and depending what
time I come back, it could be fifteen, another fifteen,
or up to like forty dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
It's it's a crazy it's crazy math. And we get on.
You know, I call me old fashion. I refuse to
sit down. I'm like, I'll get on the train. But
I'm standing up the whole time, Mike, I'm not sitting
down in those seats. And as soon as I we
go in there, like I noticed there's just like stains. Honestly,

(12:50):
there's like some like red shit on one of them
could have been blood.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Dude, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
All the trains are covering something.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, something, And I was like.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Stand, you know my strong, dude is strong.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
God bless strong legs.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I'll stand and but I've not know. I noticed one
thing right away, man, was that people are kind of
assholes on.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
The Dude, it's public transportation.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
But like for but for no need. Like there's people
that were sitting down and they would have a suitcase
in the middle of the dial, and then the doors
when they open up, they open up and they shut
real quick. It's like a four or five second window
where you like get out or you're.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Not, you get out. We saw one chick get cut half.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
She was trying to get through. The guy had a
suitcase in the middle dial and she's like, excuse me,
and he doesn't move it, and like he finally like,
I guess here's her, and he kind of like moves
a little bit and then she gets through, and she's
getting through and she's walking out the door on the
other week, dude, And I was looking them all, I'm like,

(14:04):
should I if I put my hand out, does it
read it or no?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Your hands? No, no, not at all.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
When they don't close all the way, it sounds like
a signal.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, but it doesn't pick it up right away. It's
not like an elevator where.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
You put your hand. It doesn't have a sensory.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
You got you gotta hold you gotta hold it open.
And I grow up a body slam dude, and by
the doors, dude. And I'm just like that and that dude,
they didn't even bad and.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I dude didn't give two ships, didn't give I pay
my fight hours.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
People are just fucking ignorant and idiots. They don't give
a ship anymore. Yeah, yeah, common sense and.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Have some respect though, man.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I mean, it's your phone when you're on the train,
which know your fucking surroundings.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
This is why people are getting mugged all the time.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
I if you're dabbed, well, but if you're sitting there
on your phone with headphones on on, someone's easy. Grab
that bag, walk right out and then doors closed, bye bye.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh dude. Oh yeah. If you want to take something,
it's so easy. It's so easy because literally you have
a small window, and then by seconds people are still
gonna be like a cell shock. You're gonna be like,
oh what happened, Like oh dudes, already, doors are yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
One yeah smiles, this is the next next run already.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
But we we So we go on to drain the
whole day. Great experience, you know, beautiful man, beautiful beautiful.
I was like, all right, cool, we went on that,
We went on there, did we go on round?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
We went to the red green line, green line, went
to blue, and then we're going to what's the one bar?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
We went to red line.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I think it was the red line. It was the.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Blue and green line. Easy. The next day, I wake up,
go on take talk all I see dudes, murder, murder, murder,
and it's all blue lines, all the exits that we
fucking passed. And I was like, oh no, ramon the dreams.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Over, yeah, dreams over, dreams alive.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Just a live man, just the city. People get murdered
everywhere I know.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
But I was just like, no, it's not as it's
not rainbows and butterflies. Man, it's black people grabbing the
other black guys, throwing them off the train. Dude, Mexican
guys on the on the staircase taking her dick out.
You saw the video everytime a girl walked up, and
I'm like, what are we doing? What are we doing?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
I have never seen somebody jerking off on the train.
And then I taught all these all these chick comics.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, like, oh.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah, I just saw one last week or like oh
as soon as I moved to the city first it's
like second day in town, I saw one.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Now I ask me this, So you saw the same
day I saw. Yeah, you're there, you're seeing that and
you're seeing that happen. Do you do something? Yeah, what
do you do?

Speaker 4 (17:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I don't know if I do.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
If he turns towards me, i'd kick him in the deck,
but since he's got his back to me under the
between the lakes, kick you push him out, just fucking
foot him right in.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I don't know if I would. Man, I don't know.
If I'm being honest, honest, if I'm there and I'm
seeing him like take his you know, his penis out
and he's every time he just keeps like pointing at
a woman. I don't know, man, I don't know if
I get.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Involved starts off in there, dude, straight you just pot
of him?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, no, no, I don't know. I'm not like that
not looking at you. That's the issue of him and
me is not the issue. It's just I don't know
if I go Do I want to get involved?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
That's my thing. I don't want to start my piece.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Do I want to?

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Do you want to serve my piece? Don't want to
get involved in this horrific moment that all these girls
are going through.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Not me.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I'm not going through this. I'm going to at all. Dude,
two minutes of my fucking training ride.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Dude, I'm about Hey, my son is about to come up, you.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Know what I mean. But I don't know. I can't
confidently say that I that I would do something. I
want to say I would, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I mean, be honest, involved, FU involved. I don't get
fucking much. I don't I don't care. As long as
I pulling a knife or anything else, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
Is the biggest thing is do you get involved? Does
the guy have a weapon on him.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
What I'm saying, that's it's Chicago, so I assume everyone
has a weapon. You don't have a weapon. Yeah I
have a weapon. You have we and my pitbow right
here in the picture, right, dude.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
It all depends how severe it gets to the point.
But yeah, perve, I think I would step up and
be like, what the fuck? Because even today, right after work,
some guy was down the street yelling about god knows what.
I'm unpacking the car a by my dad's house and
he literally walks like he's on the other out of
the street, walking by me, and I'm like just keeping

(19:02):
an eye on I'm like while I'm moving around, and
he like stops, like looks at me for a sec,
gets down, turns around, fucking flips me off, and I'm like, just.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Keep my eye on him. And I'm like, I'm not
calling the cops for this.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
I can call three one one see if that does anything.
It's not emergency shit, oh okay, but basically something if
if this is happening, press one.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
If you need to report this, press two.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
And I'm like, can I just say there's some fucking
asshole walking down the.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Street, Like, but cop somebody already called the cops, so
I'm like, all right, cool, they busted this guy.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Really, But I was sitting there waiting like do something,
like I am so pissed off, I'm tired from work.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
I will fucking destroy you, right.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, yeah, let me. I'm fucking rid with some mask dude.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
No.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
And then but I didn't do shit because it was
in front of my dad's house. I'm like, what if
I did say something? I run inside for a sec.
He throw and throws a brick through my fucking window. Yeah,
I'm not bringing that ship home. That was Yeah, that's
one thing you don't want. But then yesterday, coming home
from work, I'm partially at fault because I was making

(20:07):
a turn on red but they had the turn signal,
but everybody was making like a U turn.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
But this asshole in a jeep makes like a.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Three lane turn even though there's two, and I'm like,
I'm coming in like the far lane.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
This asshole like abruptly tries to hit me, and I'm like,
what are you gonna do? I zoom passed him.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
He fucking flies by me doing eighty pulls into like
some car lot and I see him like going for
the exit to come back around, and like we catch
eyes and my dad was behind me because we were
working together, and he said he's like, oh, He's like,
what the fuck was that?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
And I told him.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
He's like, I was ready for that fucker to fucking
follow you. I was just gonna ram the car right
into him. Second I was like, I was like, oh, dude,
I had I had this fucking by this machine in
my back back of my car that I was just
gonna take it fucking hook hooking at this car.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Dude, dude, dude. A road rage is real, man, I do.
I guess, so I get mad, I get.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Into but it's a stupid drivers and it's yeah, you're
driving like an asshole.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Just let me buy Yeah, get out of your way.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
See, I have that. I have the option of that.
I like baking people, man, that's mine. I like.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
I like. I like baking people. Many pissing me off? Yeah,
where I like they're not really doing that. I'll see
them driving like an asshole. I'm like, okay, I'll move in.
I'm gonna block in. Yeah, Oh you're trying to go
three lanes over.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
No you're not.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
And the day people are gonna people are gonna do
stupid shit, dude, So why am I gonna?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
But you know what, I don't think you care. I
don't think why you care is because you don't care
about your car, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Like I throw a whole car.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, like I care about my car, Like my car
is that it's not it's not a new car anymore. Yeah,
but it's my car.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
I'm just you know what I mean, Like I don't
like stop being a dickhead, like go ahead, do ninety
while there's fucking traffic.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
But yeah, where's it gonna get you?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
There's not enough people getting ass whipped, that's it. Not
enough swoops are being handled out iveryone wants.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
To shoot each other, bring back the ass weapons. Texas
has got it. Mutual combat watching it. Yeah, Yeah, that's
what we fucking need.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
We do we do because I mean.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Hey, you want to fight, you and me. Nobody's stepping in.
This is mutual combat, Officer, we're fighting. If anybody jumps in,
somebody's gonna arrested.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
I think shoo the zombies. No, not one hundred percent agree, man.
I think I think that's one law that can make
America great.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Against it should be a university.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
It should be bag Breen bag a little bit of
a FETs that place in South America.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
They have a celebration once yea pro.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Pro where they all just yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
We have a problem. We're settling that.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
They in the New Year Festival festival that happened.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
They fucking they threw hands, the women be throwing them and.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Guess what they feel better afterwards? Everybody better, you know.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
It's why they have those rage rooms where you can
get the break ship.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're doing.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
We're doing a field trip.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
For thett let out some steam. Dude.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
It's like this issue, right, and one's so fat up,
everyone's so fucking stressed out that any little moment, everyone's ready.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
To Like I had ready to go.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Like I had a guy today, like I'm driving down
the street like in the in the what do you
call it, like where like where people live at what's
like what's that kind of stuff? Neighborhood, neighborhood Sorry my Spanish,
my Spanish was how do you say you say? But yeah,
neighborhood like a neighborhood street speed right, this guy was

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on my ass, like literally on my ass. I'm like, bro,
I'm not going to go any faster? Yeah, just fucking
speed bumps. And I'm following the car too, And dude,
I wanted to like, we got out of we got
out of there, we got to the light. He was
on my left, Dude, I wanted to fucking like, get

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out of my car, grab his grab him by the throat. Dude,
grabbed by the throat, put him out, curve stop them at.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Let's that's why keep some change, Grab a couple of pennies.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Because I was like, dude, what do you Why are
you riding my ass? It makes me go no faster
because people are. It makes me go no faster. And
then and I see him no, nonchalant, and I'm just.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Like, dude, it's because he hasn't earned an asshole. He
hasn't got an ass oopen dude.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, And I think I'm guilty of a couple of
as in my life time too, right, you know what
I mean, But you know what I mean. But my dude,
my dude was like, what are you doing? What are
you doing right in my ass on a neighborhood street. Dude,
Whi's beat bumps every what every every couple fifteen feet?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, no, dude.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
People are terrible. Dude, dude, so so needs mutual combat?

Speaker 4 (25:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Just Chicago, Chicago.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Dude, No, I need I need a mark. I need
Mark because I can go down Alas and I can
have the same always in Texas. Was allowed, right, yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Allowed?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah? Would you combat?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Let me mutual combat? Fucking women fight men and men
fight women for mutual combat.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
If it's agreed, pun ship no way.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, no, I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
If it's law, but I'm it's just this is between us,
this is our thing where I agree, we're shaking.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I agree, I agree with a bunch of big but
just just anything.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
You gotta know, Hey, okay, I knocked you down, I
hate your hard. We're done.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, we're not thinking.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
We're not going in there kicking in the head.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
No, no, no, there's no there's no killing.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
And then you see these kids fucking jumping each other
and they're stopping on someoney's side.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
You're like, dude, you know he's already.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Down because they don't fucking know better. Man, These kids a.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Couple of pops in once and then leave alone. But no,
let me kick him in the face fucking twenty times. Yeah,
because he disrespected me on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Fuck you go to work, go to work.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah yeah, threw threw.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Hands one on one inside.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
To job air man.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Right, Well, that's that's where he likes a deep profile.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
That's what he liked about doing jiu jitsu is or
anything boxing and all that ship.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
It just recalibrates you.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
We were like, yeah, I know, I know, I know
more than the average person, but I'm like, I still
get my ass b too. But yeah, those people that
are I'm practicing with have that knowledge where they can
kick my ass.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
But it's just like.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
When I go out, I know, yeah, maybe I can
kick this guy. Say, but I'm not gonna go for it.
Why what's it gonna lead to?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Well, I mean we we had We've had this conversation too,
because it's like same, like, you know, I think martial
arts growing up, I'm years I'm here's a part. I'm
here's a part to where I was back then, right,
But to someone who has no knowledge of it, I

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win that fight every day of the week. Somebody has
no knowledge any type of martial art. I'm talking about wrestling, boxing,
ju jitsu, multai, kickboxing, tai chiet, whatever the funk is.
If you have no background in any of those arts.
I win that fight every day of the week. Day
of the week.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
I tell anybody's starting any type of martial arts shit,
because I remember we had one kid, real nice kids,
sweet where he's like.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
What am I about?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
And then like somebody tries to fight, and I'm like,
you're the last person that would ever be in a
bar fight, Like, don't worry about that. Yeah, but I'm
telling him, like watch all these like world Star videos
where somebody's what's the first thing they do.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
They reached their arm back like this, I wonder what
he's gonna do.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
He's not gonna come back and shake my hand trying
to hit you.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
If you know how to throw a punch.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's one two, right, there's none of this, none of
that because you're gonna hit.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Me if my arms are out here.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Trying to tackle you.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I'm not ground dude. Get my guard, Get in my guard.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
It's the last I want to take. I want to
if I'm going I'm just fucking pair.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
I'm be honest. If if I get in the street
fighting the guys like guys pull guard and he goes
get in my guard. I'm like, you win, you win,
because I know if I go down there, I'm getting
my ass breaking.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
I heard from somebody who's uh somebody used to be
a bouncer, and like, oh what I.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Would do is just they'd callie flower.

Speaker 5 (28:51):
They look like a badness. But still people want to
fuck with the big guys. I'm sure people fuck with
you all the time.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Not really people people trying to buy drugs for him
all the time.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, I'm more drug dealer the hold. So Roll's like,
you want to that's my sorry, guys, let me alone.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
No, but like they want to fuck with the big guy.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
So that he finally was just like I where I
keep my mouth guard in my pocket.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
He's like, oh, you want to? You want to show
up with it right now?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
But he goes, let's go.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
It's not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea.
It's not a bad idea.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Got real the giveaways the califlower, Yeah, I wish I
had a little bit on me, like we can make
that happen. No, dude, I've done the doors and I've
had like multiple hits on there where it like gets
black and blue, it never swells up.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Now, tomorrow, you gonna see me with a fucking swollen ear.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Stop, dude.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
It's like three or four.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Drinks is part of barring off, Like the computer yeah video,
Actually I'm mad that.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Shut down boot.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
No, you want that intimidation factor, even it's just something
a little fucking cauliflower.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
The luxury of being about of being a big guy
is that you walk. He walks around. Most people don't
want to fight him, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Then you get regards regardless you're gonna have assholes or
hot huts.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, you always have a couple. I've been fortunate man,
where and any it doesn't matter if I've been in
a bar, at a party, at a club. I've never
had any issues. And I've like gotten in between like
like I.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Don't know how about the bar and Pilsen.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Nobody want that. Nobody wants ye ye yea yea yeah
yea yeah yeahyeah, nobody want that.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
He mentioned that bridge, but no, I mean I've been
in moments where like I like there was like there
was a guy that was getting within the group that
we were at, and I've always done this. I've always
just like put my hand on the chest and like.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
I do that.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
That's what it doesn't pass. I just put my hand
and I look at him like and I go, you
mean we're right here together right now? God, God, brother, God.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Stop go God.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Please, you can't find the man praying halfway there? Come on,
come on, heard a priest to yell out the sins.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Dude, way after I don't shut down. I need a break.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Stoping. You're like, yeah, that was Wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I was just thinking of a sudden I just lost.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
And I'm like, so, dude, that was literally mean them all.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
I'm sort of my dick off over here.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I feel great.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
You know that breeze comes in.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's it's just nice, dude. So, like I said, we
went to We went on the train and we went
down to to for the market, and then we went
on to walk as well. We're down there, you know,
we're walking. We're walking the little river.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Something.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
We stop at a place they have live music. It's great,
you know, it's a good vibe. We get some frozen margaritas.
Life is good. It's a Sunday. Your boys are getting
you know, a little little drink on, a little something,
a little something right. Soun's coming coming down, Sweating's on

(32:53):
the forehead. Life is good man, and dude, I don't
know where dude literally had to or let me, let
me tell you the story, right, tell me the story.
Let me tell you the story.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I clearly can't say.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I'm gonna tell you exactly exactly the way I remember it.
I was there, We're sinning, We're sitting on the.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Bench, or not be on.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
The star swiped us on something.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
We're sitting on something, sitting congrey slabs read break and
then a girl walks in. Dude and I've talked, I've
told them all about this, literally a couple of weeks
prior this moment. I go, look, man, there's tens, there's nine,
there's eights. You know, has a lot of tens, a
lot of nines, a lot of eights. Every once in

(33:38):
a while, you've seen eleven. And when you've seen eleven,
it changes the way you look at the wild. There's
a little bit more color into the rainbow. You know
what I'm trying to.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Say, Dude, That sunset was a little bit brighter, a.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Little brighter, he was a little nicer. The breeze was
hitting the right and.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
The margarito is frozen. Du Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
My reels couldn't get colder, you know what I'm saying.
And this girl comes out of nowhere, dude, dude, I
mean literally literally, she was dressed perfect, facial features were perfect,
like she had no bad angles, frant side up to

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the corner, didn't matter.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Just picture here, like sitting there on her phone, remot
just walking her ound.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
She dude, she comes out of nowhere, just like just
like a like I don't know, there's a random thought
that popps in your head. She comes in and literally, dude,
there's a bunch of so there's people on one side,
people on the other side, and there's a pathway in
the middle, and she walks through it and everybody stopped. Dude, damn,
everybody stopped. She commanded that kind of attention. Now everybody stopped. Guys, girls, kids, dogs,

(34:58):
the rats and flying first off just crashed on. She walks,
she walks by, dude, and literally everybody stops. And I'm like,
do you see that He's He's like, I haven't stopped
looking at come on, come on, literally, dude, and you
know that I've seen and not on a t movie

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where that one chick pops into the house party, and
everybody stops moving.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
They like, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Don't move until she moves again. You know, it was
literally that, dude. She walks by. Literally you can see
the people's heads turned to acknowledge this fucking woman. And
she goes past us and I'm like what, I'm like,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Man?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Like? I was like, is this alcohol or like?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
What's life? Right?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Like? Was that like an like this is?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
He?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Gett me? Like, what's going on? Age a mirage?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Yeahge the desert mind the desert.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Yeah, everybody saw everybody she was.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
She walks by, and I'm like, dude, by a couple
minutes back passed by, she walks back same same like,
same thing. She just walks right back.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
By such a such an elegant walk downlegance to walk, And.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I'm like, what is what is going on here?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
And then a little bit of time pops up and
she she must have gone upstairs, like you know, she
must have gone up to the street, yeah, the bridge, yeah,
and then comes back down the way and she comes
back again the same way, and I'm like, all right.
At this point, I'm like, the city is the city paining?
You just to walk around, because that's what you're doing.

(36:40):
I'm like, you're just walking around at this point, you know,
just like, look at me. I'm Chicago.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
You know what you have in your pocket?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
You're like, Yeah, on the Unicorn that you guys wanted.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, you like that boat, that's my boat.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
She should be on the boat. We talked about this too. Yeah,
she should have been in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, well, I mean she could. She could be in Chicago.
But what are you doing on the water among us
was common folks.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
If you're a chick in Chicago, get you can get
yourself on a boat quick, dude.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
She could be on any boat. I'm like, she should
have been a Monoco. What are you doing in Chicago?
You're a Monica girl?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Ye for the weekend?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Fly and if I like the last time she comes by,
she finally sits down and she's like sitting there. The
music's done, the live music they were playing. She sits there,
she's like mirror feet away from us.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Dudes, there's something that's not on the menu. They bring
it to her.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
If she's sitting she's looking out towards the river. He's
drinking a book and drinking some wine. Drink some wine.
Everything was hinted her perfectly.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Not a sucking dick.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, sleep, yeah, that was telling the mom. Man. I
was like, like I want to I want to approach her,
but not in a sense of like I'm trying to
hit on you, because you're define kind of animal. You're
kind of animal, you know what I mean. I'm not there,

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I'm not there.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I can't support you, all right, I can't support you,
and and and you just you can do better.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Say as it is.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
You can do Monica, all right. I can't. I can't
take it to like Michigan. I can take you across
the beach. I can take Michigan from Detroit. Tangle this
kind of money I have in my pocket, right, But
I just wanted to ask her, be like, be like
what what like what does it feel to be you?

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Because obviously you are a very beautiful woman, and among
if you go into a room, you're either top three
within that fucking room. There's a lot of beautiful women.
You are just a different kind of level because you
are beautiful here, you're proportional, you have a beautiful draft,
beautiful way out dressing.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
And I can.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Imagine she smelled like roses. I'm glad to get that closed. Bro,
I would be chasing dude.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
You would have talked to her and she'd be like, oh,
you know, it's just it's nice.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I live in the city or something.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Hey, how's it going way?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yo?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Yo?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Thanks bro?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
You know I live on Pulaski over there. You're like, okay, ship,
never mind.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I got a chance obviously, but you know, I just
kind of wanted to ask her what it is to
be her, man, because it's a it's a different kind
of sucking animal.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Watch this, she stops a boat. No, I'm getting on
this right. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I picked her up right there.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
That's pretty cool. That would be pretty cool. He was like, yeah,
watch this bucket boat stop.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Dude. She walks in the middle of traffic, just gets
in somebody's car like just driving.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Okay, yeah she did, man, of that fucking views, Dude,
she didn't that that, Dude, that she just.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Have you seen an eleven? Have you seen an eleven
in person?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Tell me about it, d fucking same thing. You're just like, uh, ship,
holy fuck.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
It's just a different it's a different it's a different.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Let's see, like with work, feel I'm going into people's
houses and I see some drop dead gorgeous fucking women
where I'm like, like, I got my whole little spiel
and my dad's like, oh, little Hessantans there.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
I was like, dude, she was a fucking baby.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Goes.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Yeah, I know you're you're trying to fucking milk it
for all it's worth. Oh yeah, dude, just like, yeah,
it's girl.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I like the fucking what you did with the place.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, because fantasy.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah, because that's like, you're.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Married with kids. How's it going. You're on the rocks divorce?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Come on? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Because I'm crazy enough to believe I can get what
A ten? I'm crazy, but I know eleven is eleven, you.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Like, I know, I know I'm not there.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
We gotta go through the threes to appreciate the eight.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
That's what I say. Mm hmm. I believe that kind
of science.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
I'm bad at math.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Right, twenty three, we still have that other part to it.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
I think I think everybody in their life gets like
a nine or ten at least once. Yeah, at least
get that one where some people, some of us, the
worst is were all of a sudden, like you see
that chicken, You're like, why am.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
You get that you know each other this?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
And then you're like, fuck, I saw it at my
work the other day too, man, Yeah, yeah, I mean same.
I mean, I want to say she's eleven, but I
would say she's a goddamn nine. She's a goddamn nine,
clean nine, clean, nine. You know what I'm saying, very
very slim, pretty phase. Everything is about her, very nice.

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And she was wearing a fucking tube top, so every
three minutes she had to fucking adjusted because her fucking
teats are popping out.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
And the guy you see the guy, dude just just
a it's a basic ass dude, a basic ass dude,
bro fucking pizza face. It has acting everywhere, acting scars,
like like I don't know how the fuck this guy
even bagged her, dude, but he was.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
He colmbian too.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Is colembing dude? That colemb Yeah, colembni guy, do colem
me chick.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
So I that they probably came for Columbia at the
same time, or they're from there, you know, for the
same place.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
But she was fucking fucking compared to what I when
I saw that. The rest of the day. Yeah, she
was the top one, dude. She's the top one, dude.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
I'm probably just paying the phone bill.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
That's the thing I think of that these guys just
milky fucking money man. But now she was flirting with him,
they're fing bag, they're kissing each other. I'm like, damn, dude, Like,
all right.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
You you had this when you see when you see
a beautiful white woman with somebody who's not white, do
you go like, do you feel a sense of like fuck,
because we have that. Most other races have that with
white people.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I don't have Oh fuck, it's just like, oh, okay,
that's your type.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Like, but then you do get like me, I don't
have a type whatever, race, thick, skinny, whatever, I'm down
for it if I like you. Yeah, But it's like
the same thing where it's like some chicks do have
a type where it's like, oh, I only date hispanic guys,
only deep black guys. Cool, good for you, Like you
got your preference. I'm obviously out of it, but but I'm.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Still gonna be like I'm trying to hit on you
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
You know, your white boys, you guys are never out
of it. You guys are always in there.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Yeahs always has always in the race. Yeah you guys,
you guys, you gotta start with a leg up lego here. Yeah,
in Mexico, I kill you, dude. Dude in Mexico, Dude, Mexico,
I kill you dude. United States, you got the upper hand.
It is what is your country.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
I can get Mexico.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I hope feel bad man, but no.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
But it's like for a fact like this is one
known it's all personality. Bumps you up if you don't
have the looks.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
But but that's not what I'm asking for. Example, like
like black women get upset when you see good looking
black guys with white women. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Asians get upset when you see pretty Asian girls with
white guys. Latinos get upset when we see our hot
Latinos with white guys. We don't like it. We don't

(44:32):
like it, right, we.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Don't seem happy, we don't see what we want to see,
a miserable here with us to.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
The same thing. Latinos don't like good looking Mexican good
looking Latinos with white women. It's the same ship, right.
I don't know how black man feel about I don't
think character.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
I don't think. But do you ever get take do.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
You ever get this up where you do see like
the no, but then there's just something off where you're like, yeah,
she's hot, but like.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Whatever, like she's got big ear lobes or some ship
that just throws.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
You off for your Like she's that one long ass toe, dude,
it brings it brings her down a little.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
It kind of brings you down to like her level
or your level.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
No, I don't have I said this before.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
You.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
You could be a hot girl, but if your feet
are fucked up, they're chopped. I ain't doing it, dude,
I ain't doing it.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
That's dumbest thing ever. I ain't doing it.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That's dumb thing over here. You and toes. I don't
understand the fascination.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
That's not fascinating because I don't.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I don't even notice. To dude, I didn't know. I
didn't know girls had toes until this guy told me.
I think they had those toes have to be pretty, dude,
I thought they were shoes all the time.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I'm not. I'm not a guy, but like, right, have
some sweet, just have some nice sweet.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
They don't it's not, but I can't the point where
it ruins it for you. If she's got a fucking yeah, man,
maybe I just don't care about.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I have a friend.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
She's pretty.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
I know a couple of people where they have the
toe thumbs were like they're shorter and like Megan Fox
has got it. Oh yeah, literally her thumbs looked like
the big toe.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Yeah. We're like, man, that's that throws me the off?

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah? Wow man, yeah, I mean so.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I look at them, so look I don't.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I don't should. I don't even care about them.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Man, you should? You should?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
They can have hair on them. God damn, I don't.
I don't look down there at all. Could be some
hop feed.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Dude, I don't give a ship about that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
That's the last thing I look at.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
You look at first, That's the first thing I look at.
That's the first thing I see.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
That's good, start downing up.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yeah, that's the only they do it? Man?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Was that truly? They had on?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
I think it's on Netflix where they raise the thing
and they're all naked.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That's YouTube.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
That's you too, Yeah yeah, yeah naked afraid?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
No.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
No, it was some game dating game show where all
the contestants are up there naked, and it just starts
from the feet.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
It goes up a little by little and until it
gets to their face.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
But like each each time it goes up, they eliminate
somebody because like, oh, well, his knees look weird.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Sorry, that's all weird.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
That's crazy that people give be like I have, I
have one thing.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
But but the best is always a couple of episodes.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Some dude that's got a fucking horse cock and some
dude it's like down to the shriveled teenis guy or
the horse stick and.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
They're like, Oh, I wonder who's is this gonna be? Like,
oh yeah, I'm gonna go with the big deck gay.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, ok, yeah, I mean it's fair.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Is he ugly? Usually base wise?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
I don't remember. I'm just looking at the bics. Sorry, yeah,
I just yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
For me, For me, it's all it starts here, always
starts here, because is what I'm gonna see all the time. Yeah,
I'm always gonna see this. This is for me is
key to everything. The toes the.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Last thing I see gonna a good smile opens it up.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Yeah, but that tells what dude, I'm sending it out.
Gott tell, I'm sorry, got prety feet.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
But d do you ever get the bitch factor where
you're like that chick's just a bitch.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
But there's something about it where I'm like, yeah, there's
something just some girls, Like I've told them all this
in the past, some girls just look that they can
that they can suck. I mean, you know, you're almost
looking like I want to get Yeah, there's some people.
There's some girls that you look at them and you're like,
oh you are You're you're a whore. There's something about

(48:38):
you that I still want, you know what I mean.
It's like I just want It doesn't mean I want
to marry you. It doesn't mean I want to date you.
I just want you mm hmm. Some girls have that
match the majestic and that's.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
The that's the whole fucking Oh. Girls can be can't
be sluts, but guys can be fucking horrors or whatever.
It's like, no, fucking everyone have your fund.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Yeah people, I missed two weeks of comedy and all
of a sudden like oh yeah, so and So slept
with her and I'm like, what the fuck did I miss?

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Man?

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Like, all I gotta do is try and like everyone's
down to fuck and they're like, fuck you just start
shooting my shot more.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Yeah, there's some of that too. There's some of that too,
where you go like like man, nobody trying to nobody
trying to wait, Like no, everybody is.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
But see, I got I got a lot of girls
that I hang out with, and they told me like
horror stories, were like, oh I get fucking dick picts
or d ms from this guy.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
This guy was a creep to me all there. I'm like, oh,
and I'm being a decent person to you.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I know.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
It worked out with a couple of chicks.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
One chick she used to come to the bar, real cute,
but everybody was fucking hidden on her.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
But I was.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
I was bart when I was friendly with her. I'm
not like, plus I was working, I can't just be
like I'm gonna sit here and talk to you a
little time. I got a whole fucking bar to serve.
But then like after the fact, she moved back home,
we started talking again, started hooking, and She's like, I
didn't even think you liked me. And I'm like what
She's like, Oh, you weren't being a creep and I'm
like what. She's like, oh, yeah, so and so did

(50:04):
this this. I'm like, so everybody in the bar was
a fucking.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Creep to you.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
She's like, oh yeah, this guy tried making out with
me this one night, this guy followed me home, this
guy was and.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, dude, I mean that even.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Not the blue ball, not blue balls, but like you
get that horny factory, you're like, oh, man, like this
chick like maybe I should just DM.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Or it's like, no, hold off for a suck over one.
I would come back to this, recalibrate. But some dudes
are just like, here's my dick, like let's go fuck,
and you're.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Like you want it?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
No, okay, well dud, dude's be an adult about it,
talking out.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Well, a lot of it's like some of us play
it safe too, you know, yeah, oh, we don't want
to ever cross that h Well, that's an unknown what.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
That's the thing. We always said that you're only a
creep if she doesn't find you attractive, because you can
do something that creep in. But she finds she attractive,
then it's all gay. But you just don't know because.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
So but you got to know that line too, of
being like, hey, I like this, check let me see it.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Not just here's obviously just things. They never work. You
never put your penis and be like, look that never works, right,
never worked a day ever, right, But dude, like I
you know, I remember his coworker Mine told me once
where yes, a guy, a guy of work was hitting

(51:35):
her up. You know, he started like, you know, you know,
not innocent, but you know, he's like, hey, do you
have a girl? You have a boyfriend. She's like, yeah,
I have a boyfriend. He's like okay, like it's it's
that is it? Like is it working? Like yeah, yeah,
like yeah, things are good, like okay, okay, and.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
And he like.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Some time passed by and he, you know, he approached
her again and he's like you know what, you know,
he's like, it's been a while since I've been touched
by a woman. And she's like what and he grabs
her hand and he rubs his fucking penis with it.
What the And I'm like, who would do that?

Speaker 2 (52:17):
That's the playbook someone who.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Said that's the movie, And I was like, I mean,
but the com I mean the confidence. It was a
creepy fucking thing to do, but the confidence to do
something like that, dude with a corker, Dude, It's fucking bonkers, dude.
And then not only that, but then it happened again,
different person, same thing, dude, and I was like, how

(52:42):
how is this thing? I've never heard dude, I've I've
had girlfriend's fucking girls like that. We we couldn't get
any closer. I don't have the balls to grab her
hand and be like, look, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
That's fucking one guy we used to hang out with
where we didn't want to bring chicks out because he
would creep on them.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Yeah, and would all start off. We'd all joke around.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
We're like, I'll just wait where like so and so
is coming, and the chick would be like, We're like,
we're giving your heads up. Like one, he's gonna start
with the back touch, and sure enough he's like, oh, hey,
how's it going, Yeah, slides in with the back touch.
Then it like then it goes to like an Instagram
follow then like a message or to be like hey,
it was really.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Nice meeting you this and that, and he's like he's
did it with multiple chicks. And then even.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
I don't want to give too much away, but he
was saying he was hooking up with this one chick,
like oh yeah, she was all over me this and that,
and like we asked the chick.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Later and she's like, no, absolutely not, No, we didn't
do anything.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Do we have somebody?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Do we have a friend? We have a friend that
at a certain point he starts drinking and he starts
squeezing people. So he like it, does a woman sit
next to him, He started squeezing her hands and he'll
start he started like in many ways groping dude due
and I literally literally had to go like, hey, you

(54:07):
gotta stop, man, because he out of the understand what's
going on. But he like he starts squeezing you know
what I'm saying. You know I'm talking about right.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Yeah, Well, we had another guy we used to hang
out with. Where the rolodex of all the tricks that
we hung out with. Yeah, one by one, be at
a party or bar or something, he'd go and be like, hey,
you know, like I've always liked you like this and that,
like we want to like you start talking to him
this and that, and he's creeped on everybody.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Then down the line. We're like, hey, wait a second,
did so and so ever do this? And they're like yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Verbatim said, he liked me, he always had a crush
on me, this and that, tried hitting me up all
this ship and they're like, some chicks fell for it,
went out with them, hooked up, we're boyfriend and girlfriend. Like,
but he's done it multiple fucking times.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
I'm like, I mean, that's just game.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
No, it's just no.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
He like would just be like, oh, you're here, okay, yeah,
you know I had a crush on you. Listen to that.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Oh hey, that didn't work. Then he would go to
the next fucking check. Yeah, it's a numbers game. At
the same time, he was just like, oh yeah, just
fucking putting out her face.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
I mean, I mean, I would say most guys are
doing that too. I would say, I'm just.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Now do a whole fucking friend group.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Oh, a whole friend that's different. I did it on
his friend group.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Yes, I mean, let's say, like the ten chicks, you
both know, they all hang out together. Whatever he went through,
every single fucking one did the same exact fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Verbatim.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
The girls didn't talk to each other. I mean, I
feel like it's like by the third fourth girl like
hey no.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
It's surprisingly like a couple of like hit.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
You they answered that question or anything. Yeah, yeah, no,
it's dude, there's a lot of fun were dudes. I'm saying,
there's there's squeezers, there's the fucking there's a lot of
people there be making a woman uncomfortable. And it sucks.

(56:13):
It sucks because they those are the things that women
remember most right, they don't remember, but they don't remember
about the guy the bartend that wasn't being fucking creepy,
you know, trying to hit him up just like everybody else.
They remember, but the you know, the ten guys that
were being fucking weird, you know, But then every guy

(56:34):
is that those tank guys, you know, I mean, what.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Do you do?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
What do you do?

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Man?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
We see in comedy as soon as there's a new chicken,
somebody soups and.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Somebody right together, somebody there's this guy that started with
Jay in the end.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Dude, it just sucks.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
They'll go through it and then like they learn ship. Yeah, okay,
this guy creeps on every fucking new comic, damn. Or
you just get some straight up creeps that were just like,
let me grab you or grab me. Yeah, they got
they got their ship busted.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
For they're alf from India for some reason. Crazy. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Why she slip.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
That guy had all the right. I mean I think
that video video mantime, he was in the right.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
He was in the right.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Could she slept?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I mean this dude looking like, look, he's my new
little business, right, and she hits them and he returns there. Yeah,
and then dude, the whole production crew jumps on his
was alright, that's unfair, that's unfair, Like, look.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
You how you hit the Yeah, but funk around and
find out that's that's fair.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
She hit him, and it's just India. By the way,
it's not MRCA. Stop pretending like they're living by our
rules a game.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
I got fucking socked by Latina for breaking up a fight. Yeah, man, dude,
she was yay fucking big.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
So when she cocked back, Dude, she had all that inertia.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
From her hips.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Wow, swelling the hips.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
It's all in the hips, man.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
You could just hold her from the head. Dude. No, I.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
She got into a fight with our friends. We kicked
everybody out. Things were closing up. Her friend was waiting
outside the bar. We had buddies that were grabbing. There's
purses and she like, is this yours?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
She goes yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
They're like sorry whatever, all this ship. The friend that
started all the ship comes out, fuck you, fuck you.
My buddy's like, just go I'm gonna call the cops,
pulls out his phone. She smacks the phone out of
his hand, and we're like, okay, well that's the salt.
Like and I'm standing there, there's a wall right here.
I put my hand on the waile. I'm like, get
the hell out of here. We're really gonna call the cops.
Like the night's fucking over, everyone's going their way. She goes,

(58:51):
oh yeah, well watch you call the cops on this
contact goes flying. Peach instantly pops up on my fucking face.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Really, and the one bartender comes out.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Right when it happens, like we're not calling the fucking cops,
And I'm like, are you fucking serious.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
We end up leaving out the back.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
They called the cops on us, So as soon as
we leave, cops pull us over. They come walking around
the block. First things out of her fucking mouth are
those are the bitches that got into a fight with us,
and then oh, yeah, I hit that motherfucker. I go,
she just admitted she fucking hit me. Cops were like
they made me wait around for an hour, and then
they're like, oh, did we tell you what's going on.
I'm like no, dude, I'm standing here with my thumb

(59:33):
up my ass, Like, well, you're the one who got
assaulted for doing nothing.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
So if you want one of them arrested, her press charges,
they're gonna press charges on one of your friends. So
it's gonna be one in one go to jail. I'm like, dude,
it's four o'clock in the fucking morning. I just want
to go home. Fuck this shit, and like, okay, see
you later.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
But the best was the next day. I'm still living
at home, so I like I wake up early. I'm
like dad, not my tell him. The story goes what
the fuck? And then he goes, did you hit her?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
I could have hit her?

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Broad And then I tell my neighbors across the street.
Liberals can be like nice as fucking folk. I told
the wife the story. First thing out of her mouth
did you hit her? I was like, no, I can't
hit a chick or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
She goes. No fuck that she hits you, You had
every right to hit her. I'm like, my one chance
I could have got away with this, dude.

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
I don't know, No, dude, I saw that she was
so stocky, Dude, she probably would have taken it in fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
So I had this argument. I have this argument, and
I've said it once and I'll say all times. I
think women.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
We love women, by the way I love women.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
My favorite type of animal dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
House du so that sound.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Keep that out of the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
We blessed the bottle first.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
We know, but women, I think that you know, there's
enough proof out there on you know what's our hip hop? Yeah,
and you and TikTok. Women are better at taking punches
than men are. Oh and I and all the fights
that I like tape dude exactly, Dude, I seen I

(01:01:18):
seen boyfriends. I've seen boyfriends take one hit and those
dudes fall to the ground sleep, and then the girls
come in. Oh my god, we do it and they
get hit and they bounce right back up. Dude, to
knock out a woman, I don't even know if it's
possible to be Mayweather, you gotta be Mayweather. You got
you gotta be somebody, because like those girls can take

(01:01:40):
girls can take a hit better than a man can
every day of the week, dude, doesn't matter if it's
come from one from man. Those girls are built different,
build different, and I respect them and God bless America.
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(01:02:03):
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Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
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Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
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Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Say our prayers. I think he might show up again
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Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
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Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
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Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
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(01:04:20):
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