Daily Insomnia Episode 364 - From Milwaukee with love

Drink of the episode was the Margarita, and joining the boys was the hilarious and beautiful Maria Acosta—a Milwaukee native now holding it down in Chicago. Maria calls out the lack of hugs, gives us the lowdown on Milwaukee’s comedy scene and its deep-rooted segregation, and dishes on dating in Chicago. Are girls meaner here? Is the comedy scene full of mean girls? The crew gets into all that and more in this funny, honest, and wide-ranging episode.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, welcome back Daily three sixty before I am
your host moment and I got my lovely co host
here with me again.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Gamal in the house and also joining us tonight. The Lovely,
the Beautiful, one of my favorite comics, one of my
favorite comments in the city, one of the third cards
from Madison, Wisconsin, The Beautiful, the Gorgeous, the Jaywaukee and
the paper cut survivor. We have Maria.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
I'm not from Madison, Wisconsin, though I grew up in Milwaukee.
I feel like you should have been introduced first.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
But then you start talking.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I know I did that.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
That is the first time on the podcast.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Guys, mister Ramos, I'm just a little floating head up top.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Of this podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Pleasure to have you on the show tonight. Thank you, pleasure, pleasure.
I'm glad we could make this happen.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
How's how's your working conditions and d.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
They are great? You're underpaid, under underworked, worked over drink.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
How long is the show? By the way, I should
have asked.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
As long as one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Let's go, bro, let's go.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
I have been here for seven days in a row.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Please, I want to.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
You know what we smoked earlier. You should be fine,
you should be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
You can tell my employer that, right if not give
me my weed back.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Take it, take it off.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like three months sober you them today?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Wait say that.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, he had a coin, he had a coin to
he was sober from weed.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Wait say that one more time. You were sober from
weed before today.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
You're just trying to.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
Three months and you throw away soldier smoked my way here,
I don't recall.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
That's a different space, different space, right, So.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I've noticed. I mean we we've hanged out a few times, right, well,
at least been in the vicinity around each other.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, like three times, right, yeah, a total of.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Friends.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Friends absolutely broke. But uh, there's levels of friendship, you know.
I think you guys are in a good spots of one. Yeah, Otherwise,
otherwise I wouldn't have been here. Honestly, I would have
been like weirdos and then not answered.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I get it, I get it, But I'm here.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's good. I'm glad we have that kind of confidence
with you. You know, we work hard on it. We
try to be as non creepy as possible.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
We to the point of being circle.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Know, if you guys get creepy. I'll let you guys know.
I like guys down easy when they're being creepy.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
So like we're a handshake first kind of guy, you
know what I mean, shake first.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Some ladies have been mad at us that we don't
give them hugs.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
No, I do love that Chicago. Chicago gives hugs like
the boys give hugs. Sometimes I just need a hug.
And then there will be a Chicago comic comedy person
and just you know, it feels nice. So you guys
should hug.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, well with permission.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I don't know, bro, just get the vibe. You know,
some people are weird about touching. You'll tell right away
that will be like the.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Game.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
They'll stop you.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Like I've seen like you know, just we've had a
few comics on demon Our, you know, a couple of times,
and we've had one, but we had a conversation. There's
a sense of comfort once we've had somebody on the
podcast or right, because there's a little bit of association
with each other. So you know. But but for the

(04:01):
most part, like the guys maybe locates on the neck.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
What right can I get in on? Can I get
in on that ship? Put in and put me on coach,
we make up. Let's let's do that.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
The female comics that we have, like for man, I
go in hard, put it in there.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
You're gonna do it at the camera. You gotta do
it at the camera, one of those.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Give a stir and handshaking and eye contact us.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
How's it going?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Good?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Good?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Good? What is it? Good? Evening?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Good?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Pleasure, pleasure to have you on the show.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I feel weird. I mean sometimes because like we've
been called out, we've been for what by female comics
because you hug, you don't.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Hug, because you don't hug. They're like they just need
the attention. I'm telling you, just do it just in
case it might need the attention. Like sometimes I'm telling
you sometimes sometimes I need a hug and it's like, oh,
I wasn't expecting that, you know, and I get a hug.
I don't know, man, I like that. I'm cool with it.
I'm cool with it.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Like with a man, I know what we say, you
know me, And with a woman, I don't know if
I'm safe.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, I gotta be like a woman to find a woman.
And damn, that's very a male answer. That's a very
male answer. It depends. It depends there. Someone might have
a non vagina and then they might feel like that

(05:41):
they have.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Everybody. I'm gonna say when it comes.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
To the homeless man down the street.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
But yeah, we've been called out about not being gentlemen.
No gentleman, always always gentlemen. Just you feel like like like, hey,
we're past this. We can hug each other. And I'm
like you sure.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I never got asked.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
No cat car hugs, isn't you.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Because even like it was when we saw each other,
I was like, yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Guys talk me right away. It was like nice, It's
like because that was expecting you.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
But I was like, I'm like we've we've hanged out
enough with Maria to be like it was like we're
here and we're Mexican too, so.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I'm like it's a little bit it is. I do
love that about our culture, not your culture, but our culture.
I think you said you were American, Yeah, so you
are both?

Speaker 2 (06:47):
I am? I am both?

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Y are you just saying that because there's a camera.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
On your face? Some guy, this guy was born and
I don't.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Knows you're not from Doros.

Speaker 8 (07:00):
From the next well not from you don't even know
my present, not me corner.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
We're gonna do it twenty three and meter next episode.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I've been trying to.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Get that, dude, No, don't do that. They're going they're
going bankrupt.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, they have, they have, you know, always the right
black Rock.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
You know what I'm saying. That is pretty theorist.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Unmer. I'm gonna be like the next camp in America,
Captain Rainbow.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Rainbow's back, baby.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
So this place is called what what place? This area?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, we didn't get a specific yeah, uh on the podcast,
it is called where Chicago in the area where we call.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
It city Boys, between the.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Corners of.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
There's a restaurant across the urban park. Urban Park, So
this is west of uptown.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
This is where you talk to him because from it out.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh, you guys are from Yeah, you guys are from there,
from the suburbs. We're from the subby But which one?
Which one we're from?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I mean we're from like Rockford area, Illinois.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Oh, God, bless you guys, God bless you guys, Rockford, Illinois. Dude,
My weirdest shows have been in Rockford, Illinois.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Not from there, you know.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
So I'm asking you where you're from exactly. But it's
the west north Rocker. Okay, See that helps tasks is
like by there, ain't it.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Right?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
See I'm learning, I'm learning. It's really far. That is
far from here. No, I'm from Mexico. I'm actually from Yeah,
I'm actually just walked.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Wait got her?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
You know what? Right now?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
What's the non emergence number?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Four eleven? What's six one one?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
That's you know, you know what?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Eight one one is? Eight one one is eight one
one is like a diggers hotline. So you're gonna if
you're gonna dig anything, you have to call them for
to get a permit. You have to get a permit
in order to dig up ship. And if you dig
up without having a permit, which is that permit, you

(09:40):
could get gas. Bro I've heard people, Hey gas it
is free. Isn't that crazy? How do they? How do they?
So the government's paying for it? Our taxes are let's
wait for this buzz, let's wait for this bus.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
So the way works is they pay.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
For your gas in your electric utilities?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
No, no, no, I mean the company, like who it's a
government job.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's it's a local government job.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
They come out interesting. So the taxes is the one
that's paying for it.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
The fire department, police department. Some need the same branch.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Wait, the fire departments paid by the government, taxes, the.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Police department, fire departments. It's all communists ideal for sure.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
No, the firemen are cool, I'm going to say, but
like that.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Idea of it's a public service, the public service that
all people.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
But they get paid well, they get paid very well.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I mean, imagine, throw yourself in the house that is
burning people.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, God bless those people. God bless Yeah, God bless
those people. God bless No. Because there was this guy
somebody called my brother was like doing a little bonfire
in the back, but it wasn't like controlled or whatever.
So like one of the neighbors called on us, and uh,
the Los mon Metros came and then my sore. You know,

(11:08):
he's four, so he saw that. He saw that, he
was like, oh my god, this is so cool. They
gave him my hat and then he was like he
was like, I want to take a picture. So I
told the guy was like, oh, he wants to take
a picture with you, and they was just smiling from
ear to ear. I'm like, firemen are dope.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Getting none of the ship cops get.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Me.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
They saved. They save. Yeah, they're not going to kill
somebody because for whatever X Y reason they're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
They're gonnaere like shirts right away.

Speaker 6 (11:44):
And then you saw the red line one and I'm
like I saw that. I'm like, who's.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Departments?

Speaker 6 (11:50):
And I asked my one buddy.

Speaker 9 (11:52):
He's like, oh, that's just a clause, like as a joking,
like whatever the cops kit we get too, He's like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
I know people there were cops that they went straight
to fireman as works because they were like, you know,
I don't want to be a cop, better be a fireman.
Asked the same amount of money or more money, and
I have to deal with the back like I'm racing.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
So why do you think let's think, why do you
guys think police was invented? So like if you think
to like old towns in Europe, there was like guards, right,
they call them guards, and it was like with someone stealing,

(12:35):
they like try to catch them. So how did that
evolve to what was there before that? Because I feel
like Natives didn't have that, like did they have it?
It was just community, right, like they just warriors in
that community.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
They have warriors in the couple in the community, and
they had the chief that would apply the rules of
the community.

Speaker 9 (12:57):
Right, someone, you have your hunks and gatherers, they would
also get.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Hunter and gatherers. Motherfucker said seventh grade social studies, the hundreds. No,
I don't I think that could have been in some cases.
I think it's just based on community. I think it

(13:24):
was more based on community.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
But yeah, I mean God blessed, God blessed guys and
the gatherers.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
God bless America.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Bro, my brother, since you come a transplant, right you were?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Wait, say that one more time.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
You're a transplant.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
I'm a transplant.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Transplant. Isn't that how you say it?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I'm saying it right, I'm saying it writer, right, a transplant. Yeah,
I learned that in Wisconsin, for sure.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
But you were in the city. You were doing comedy
in Milwaukee. Yes, I started for many for many years
and for a year and a half.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Next time, just go over there.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Something trying to tell you you're given our next month.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
So they don't like you, They're not coming.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Don't like me like you cool. It depends on your crowd.
If your crowd's tapeful, then we were not going to.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Our crowds. Our crowd is the United the best crowd.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're saying the same thing.
You guys have an incredible crowd. So but yes, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, so you were doing comedy in Milwaukee. That's where
we originally met, right because we had the most we
had our worst show and we've never had and you
were part of it. And and and I'll say this,
I apologize. It was summertime sometimes and we failed.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Completely excuses that those are excuses because I produced shows
in Milwaukee for an entire year. Yeah, every every month,
I wouldn't get less than twenty four people in there,
which was a good crowd. It's a good crowd for
a summer. Yes, summertime. I used to give out bullie
you know, the yellow I used to give them out

(15:22):
during the summer to the audience members like they'd be
watching comedy. Bro, Like, you just got to know how
to work You got to know how to work it.
The post them up, post them up, Ken floor, can
floor is headline my show?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:38):
He did it for fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, No, we we tried, we went, we passed. Yeah, cars, I.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Wish you guys would have just connected with me on it.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh, to be fair, we didn't know, you're right, yeah, true,
but we knew you were somebody. Ken is like, oh,
we're gonna have her on the show. I mean, I can.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Ruben Ruben, So yeah, Ruben. I actually had met Ruben
a few times. It's right, it's actually yeah. So when
he reached out, I was like, I want to see
what he's got because I thought it was his show
because you guys were co producing, right, like you guys,

(16:18):
we got around him.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
We did it. So we did what we did. We Ken,
We're trying to show around him, and.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
He actually did get people from Madison. I was living
in Madison during that time, so when I drove back,
there was some girls, some just visitor girls from Madison. Yeah,
and that was cool to see. But it's very tough, yeah,
to market in Milwaukee, because nobody really knows what comedy

(16:47):
is over there, Like nobody is like really thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
But one thing is that it's summertime. So everyone in
anywhere Wisconsin, people just go excuses.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
To go everywhere.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Excuses you in a in a city that is still
full of people, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
And I agree, I agree. We And then here's the
thing though, like I said.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Dope ass walking fire.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, it took me hours.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
You're telling me what We're definitely trying to attack the
city as more as we can.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Guess what you wanted to know where to promote. It's
very segregated.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
When we went to.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Outside of Outside of.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Improv comedy in front of them when Ruben hosted for
kingle Bling.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, yeah, I remember hearing.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
We went to the show and then we were out
at the show, like passing out these flyers every person
that walked out.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Yeah, both flyers don't really work in Milwaukee, as you
as you saw, So it's more you're gonna do. People
are there for the strip, not the comedy. That's what
you have to think about it. That way, you're trying
to shove comedy down people's throats. They don't know what

(18:08):
it is. So it's like you.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Have to and when we took sometime, but that's.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Not Milwaukee and I that's the only thing. That's the
only thing I won't talk about. That's the only thing
I won't talk about. I won't talk about that. I
won't talk about that.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
You won't.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
That's the thing. That's the only thing. But that's also
that's also not Milwaukee. You have to be careful with
your words because it's like that's a suburb. So it's
like saying, oh yeah, Rockford in Chicago, it's not really
it's very different. As you saw the audience, it's very different.
And that's what I mean by it. It's like it's

(18:47):
possible to do. I did a I've done many shows
in Milwaukee where it's a huge you know, it's a
good turnout, it's fun for the comics, it's fun. Like
that's why when Ruin was, like A said about it, it
was the worst show. It's like you just didn't have
the tools. You just didn't have the tools. But if
you gays do another one, we could definitely do. Like

(19:09):
I told you, guys, Demon Hour is gonna work.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
We're gonna work up that. We know it works. We
know it works.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Didn't work, Yeah, it's just at.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
That moment, I just would have helped you guys advertise
it differently, and it's what it comes down to. But
if you guys end up doing another one, like I
could definitely give you guys tips.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
We enjoy a Demon Hour a copper comedy where we
did it, And I mean I like that venue where
we did Ruben show the dea of being underneath. It's like,
it's really cool, you know.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
I love that idea too.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
It's just.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
You guys just know how to don't know how to
park there. Like literally, I'm telling you Fifth. I did
a show made Fifth and it was solda you could
call it a solo show because it was packed. So
we could have fit more people in there. Yes, but
it was a packed show. And it was on a Saturday,
seven thirty pm.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Too.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, so you just got to know how to.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Experience.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
We did.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
We did, like I said, we did the flyers. We
promoted on TikTok, TikTok, Instagram, all the social media.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
It's on a big social media city.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, we on event right behind.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
The thing is that it's it's saturated and because there's
a lot of people who produce the Milwaukee and the
shows aren't great. Like I said, it's tough. It's tough.
It's tough. Yeah, you guys don't know, but it's tough.
It's tough to promote a good show when there's so
many bad shows happening in the city and it gets

(20:52):
watered down and That's why I'm very particular where you advertise.
I won't give up all my secrets on the cameras,
But it's just mostly you have to find where people
will actually get to you. Like Milwauk is a cool
city to like. The people are dope, like literally, like

(21:14):
like you said, it's a we know each other somehow
just because we're Mexican and it's the culture. So it's
like that same type of culture for all the races, honestly,
So you just got to know how to maneuver it.
I guess you remember when.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
We after that show, we went to go hang out
in the city. We're trying to hit her up. You
guys try to hit who friends?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I was going for the prettier one with the kid.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
I think she had a kid, makes sense. I think
it's her. Oh no, yeah, she's absolutely beautiful, like all
the girls in Milwaukee. The girls I went to high
school with, like they were Our school was very weird
in terms of it be Mexican, like everybody was Mexican.
That that was like they were like the only school
basically it was like mostly Mexican. But the girls are

(22:16):
you know, like growing up like those girls were just beautiful,
like just everything about them, and there are all like
like the other girl too, she was just classy, but
she was Mexican, like yeah, she was just we were
all just straight of Mexican. They were so chilly talking,
you know, That's what I mean. Like Milwaukee people were like,

(22:36):
you know, like we.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Found that that segregated.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, the whole segregation. Yeah, like there's like areas here
just stuff like that here into Chicago, it's diverse.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, it's it's definitely a pot. What's it called it?
What they called it, melting pot. Chicago definitely is and
Milwaukee is not that way. But we're still, you know, chilling,
We're vibing, we're surviving. We got to blend in a
little bit. But yeah, you're chilling.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
No hit her up. I don't know what. I don't
know her like that, honestly her up. But she I agree,
she's very beautiful and a lot of the girls I
grew up with that want to the same high school
as me.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
We're left left forgot you left.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I want to smoke that I didn't come back all
sad like he was sad about the show. I'm like, motherfucker,
it's a show, like someone told me, like when I
started producing shows, because I started producing shows at six
months into doing comedy, I didn't know what I was doing,

(23:53):
but I figured it out. And somebody said to me,
producing shows is like doing stand up where it's like
some shows are going to be good, some shows are
going to be bad, but on to the next, you
know what I mean. So it's hilarious to me to
watch you guys, like coming from Chicago, big as city
where it's like anything is possible to like, what what

(24:16):
do you do to make it work?

Speaker 5 (24:17):
You know?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
And it was cool to watch you guys. And I
told Rubin that. I was like, yeah, I just came
here because I want to. I wanted to see how
you were gonna do it. I wanted to see how
you try at it.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah. Well here's the thing. Was like, when it comes
to me, like we try, we try hard, and we
care a lot. We care about us succeeding. Like when
we don't succeed, we do take it personal to an extent,
Like my boy gets suicidal. Like every that's normal.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
When it comes to comedy, that's normal. Everything. Everybody goes
suicidal at one point. Everybody in come like that's and
that's why I give you guys a lot of that night.
I give you guys a lot of advice. I try
to like bring you guys out of it as much
I could. We saw your friends, oh yeah, maybe like

(25:07):
oh yeah they're from Chicago. Yes, I mean like, oh Chicago.
I was like, yeah, yeah, they're from Chicago. So I
was trying to help you guys out.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Then you gets struck out that you're like because we
were like you know, what happened is that it was.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
What it was the mega wee. The guess was like no,
because at first they were like, yeah, we'll smoke with you,
and then they were like no one. Yeah, I wonder
what happened. Honestly, I wonder what happened to her And
a lot of the girls actually started having kids like

(25:46):
really young, like right after high school and getting married
and stuff. And I was always looking at it like,
you're so young.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, you guys want to live you guys screw it.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Except but grew up in such a very like small
community where it's like we shaped the idea of what
it is and that's what we live off of. Like
she actually uh graduated college. I think a little, she
had a kid already. She had had a kid already,

(26:20):
I think, and our school actually kicked out the girls
who got pregnant, like they were just like absolutely not.
And then she but she left and then graduated before
everyone else in the in our grade, Like she just
went out of her way. The school told her like
basically like oh, you can't do it, and then she
went and did it. And then she had a kid

(26:41):
and got she got married and got a kid, and
then I don't know what happened, but she no, I
don't think she's with them, Okay, well, and that's what
I mean, like, I don't know what happened. But it's
also like you guys, is like the community aspect of it.

(27:02):
Like I hadn't seen them since high school and we
never spoke in high school. That was our first time speaking.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, she's like, we don't really talk, but I know
those girls. And then she told broke the ice. Remember
she's like, hey, hey, they like they start going back
and forth and then being came in like little little.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Like cheer uproven but.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Cheeseburger you want to go?

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Did he drove on his own? Right?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
About his own But you know, I think in this
I think we're similar when it comes to this aspect.
Like I've always I'm a I'm a very proud, proud,
proud Mexican. You know, I love the Mexican if brother,
if I was born ten more times, I would pay
Mexican tents cure. Yes, I mean like I love the
Mexican culture, but insane that I've always felt different from

(28:07):
like the core Mexicans. Like I've always like growing up,
I was into like house music. I was into like
you know, you know, different stuff that the majority of
Mexicans and we were around weren't, you know, they were
still like.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Like I I understand it because I grew up in
the United States, so up until seven early seven, I
grew up in the culture, like in the American culture,
because there is still a culture. And I totally understand
that because a lot of people look at me they're like, oh,

(28:42):
you're American, right, and it's like, no, I just had
a blend in yeah sure, but yeah, no, I totally
understand that aspect of it because people look at me
and they're like, oh, you listen to American music and
it's like it sounds good like you just and I

(29:02):
always feel like, do you guys feel like you have
two personalities from it?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I don't think I have two personalities. I just think
that they don't understand how I can't.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Your brain can wrap itself around it.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, like like I like like.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
I said, like I look like this, but I talk
like this.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah like here but but like I am Mexican.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
To do you ever wonder how your life would be
if you grew up in Mexico?

Speaker 1 (29:32):
No, I know. I would be married with kids.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
That's it, married with.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Kids, married kids, little fat would be wearing this shirt.
If I saw myself, I would.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Soon be wearing that shirt.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yeah, if I saw myself in the street up like
a gay guy.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Walking with eleven kids just following you in the bad like, so,
I that's Mexico, bro.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
So I had. I had a little bit of it.
So when I grew up in a town in the
city called the town said, don't you call it? It
was called Carperersville. Carponville was like the mecca for Mexicans.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
I've heard of carpenters about it.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
A lot of Mexicans, the carpenters.

Speaker 7 (30:12):
Yeah, yeah, all the Mexicans would go through Carpersville, and
then from there they would start branching out to different
like towns. Right, that's when they go to Elgin and
they go to Crystal Lake, Win. But everybody starts in Carpriersille,
at least in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
That's how it was. So I grew up in the
school that was majority of Mexicans, you know what I mean,
So all I knew was Mexican.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
That's cool. I mean they were they first generations from them.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
We had the Mexicans Mexicans, and then we had the
first Mexicans, and then we had the half Freeze, and
then we had the second generations. Cool, that's very cool,
so very different. And then the first gens didn't get
along with the like Mexican Mexicans. There was a war
between us.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Right wait, say they repeat that one more.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
There was war between us. Yeah. The attitude attitude, yeah,
Feld because you're like, but I was cool because I
could go back and forth with my Spanish. Was decent,
you learned, yeah, race Trader, Yeah, I was. I was
cool because I was like, I spoke English, I can
carry myself in Spanish. Right, And and then so I

(31:14):
grew up there to I was like thirteen, I think
and then I went I moved to like a very small,
majority white hick town, and that's where I met this guy, right,
So we were I went from it was.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
More white, that's where you grew up.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
So I went from like majority Latino to like the
minority culture.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Shock. I had mine in college when I went from
high school to college culture shock. So I understand too, and.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
It's and it's different and then but even then, even
when I was in carpet, I was still like different too,
Like that's that's carry on too.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
You're still your own person.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I was still my own person. I was, you know,
like I like like I like Spanish rock, right, so
I was into like Mona and Phenix.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Course dude, meet to Yeah, looking, I you up, but
I don't want to move.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
You know it again?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Do it again?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Maybe maybe do.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
An angle.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You know you're in the middle, so you would be
if I'm let's do.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
All the takes. So okay, so do right hand first,
right hand, so I go.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
This way, Okay, Okay, we're going to do both.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
We're going to do all of them. So right right
hand first.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay, wait, wait it comes out three, let's go dropped and.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
That one all right? Do your right hand and I'll
do my left hand to to to your right.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, one, two, three, we're going to do this like
that video enough and you don't be a clip right
there in the middle and.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
This thing up.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
But yeah, so even then I always felt different to
of course, but I felt that right away with you. Yeah,
when I when I first met you, I was like, oh,
she's kind of like us. You didn't have an outlier
between the r with anunity, you know, a black sheep.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yes, I would say, I'm a white sheep in a
crowd of black sheeps.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
The black sheet. You're a white sheep. Different, different.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
I'm just I'm still a sheep.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
But I no, yeah, you would be a black.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Hard figure that one out. But no, I I get
that too because I've taught myself how to, you know,
come post myself. Because it's different. It's a different culture.
Like we said, it's a cultural shock, Like it's like
going from speaking Spanish to none at all, and it's like,
how do I do that? So I had to learn

(34:12):
how to do that. But I learned a lot from
being around people like that. So yeah, it's very different,
and it's cool. It's cool.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I've never had that because it came from a white
town to the white town. Was there a culture shock?
It was just the norm.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's maybe it was just that, but yeah, for sure,
for sure, for sure because I was always and.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
When I when I came from a monook out the
town I was from, that was only three Mexicans. I
was one of three, and I going to Moreno and
I'm one.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Of did they did they treat you like you were
one of three Mexicans?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
About it? Yeah, that's Mango like Mexican.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, exist this order.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm American. What do you talking about?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
When you cross?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I remember there's a little anidote to that story. I
remember when I when I moved to uh to Morango,
this is, like I said, the majority of white town
and there was that my first class there was there
was only Mexican. Was the Mexican in there? And they
were calling names right, and it was just like white white.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Wait, what's your name?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
My last name?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
What's your what's your name?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
My first name?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Can we introduce ourselves here?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
I thought we were friends?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Really do you not have if you had to guess,
if you had to guess.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
What's the first letter?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Guess what do I look like?

Speaker 4 (35:43):
All right, princess, what's the first letter.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
We had a conversation.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yes, Raymond.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Starts the g You won't guess this, Yeah, yeah, you
won't guess.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
We knew somebody.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Is it Spanish?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
No, it's the Arabian Mexican.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, no, it's Arabic Arabic.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Okay, just tell me good mall. See I know the.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Mall you know, Alex, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm bluddy you guys, buddy,
and but yeah. So they're going down the names and
I'm getting like, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. Eventually, the land
on the on the guy that goes, uh, Andrei's what
was the next name?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I fucking don't know.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Sorry, it's Andrew.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
And I looked at him. I remember I looked at
him and I was like.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
I was like, that's gonna be my friend. It was
just like a short, chubby kids and I was like,
gotta be better, do better. That's gonna be my fucking friend.
And I was so disappointed. And then he didn't have
any perto Rican I got.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
I actually learned to like Puerto Rican people. But in
Milwaukee growing up, there was like beef between Milwaukee and
Puerto Ricans. There was about the same Yeah, there was
the same amount of people like moving in around the
time when we moved, and there was this like idea
that you know, we didn't like each other, but it's honestly,

(37:23):
it's honestly, we just uh did We played loud music,
but it wasn't our type of music. And then culturally
we were just different. The boys were different. The boys
were more feminine and the Mexican guys were more masculine,
so there was like misunderstandings and then just the way
women are treated to it's different. So yeah, well fun fact. Sorry, no, yeah,

(37:54):
I really like perto Rican.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, we beg in Converage, so there was a up
like half Mexican h Portricans.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
That's cool whatever, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
That's not another combination. And the perto Rican like your.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Mexicanxican our buddy John, we convinced them.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
I haven't met a lot of Mexican Puerto Ricans.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
No, we got Tito perto Rican.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
He's Mexican, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
He just dresses Puerto Rican.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Port Rican dresses Puerto Rican. No, I think it's dresses American.
I feel like this is style.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, that's the Americans, like a Mexican. You were the
banana banana corn rolls at the little too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Oh, dad went full flags.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (38:42):
Well, the first time I did a y s so
soccer like at the park, everybody that they picked on our.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
Team they went with Spanish sounding names. So we had
a Jewish guy named.

Speaker 9 (38:54):
Robert and they're like, oh, we thought it was Roberto.
They got me because they thought it was Alejandro. And
funny enough, one of my best friends growing up was
on that same team. He showed up and was like,
now I'm good, grabbed his jersey and left, and then
like five years later I bumped into him and that's
when we started becoming friends.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
And down the line he's like, were you on that
great soccer team? And I'm like yeah. He goes, oh yeah,
I remember I recognized your name.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
So are you do you know?

Speaker 6 (39:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Ship you guys distract them. I'll jump up.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Are you are you?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Do you know what kind of what you are? German?

Speaker 9 (39:37):
Irish, German, Irish, Greek, Polish, a little bit of German.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
I found out Ukrainian, German, German, Slavic area.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
You look German, you got something you look German, But Greek, Greek.
I don't know a lot about Greek I don't know
a lot about europe Ship honestly.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
You know, well the Greeks, the Greeks and everything.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
We're basically yeah, democracy by Greek culture, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
But I make the joke that their god selections were
not incredible.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
What are you about the zoos? They were?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
I mean, like the selection, the selection of it. It's
just the idea of it. I can't rap myself. Really,
it was there's a god. There's a god for every everything,
God for every single thing.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
Religion.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Yeah, it's just that one's the one I can't rap.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Greek was cool because they had like superheroes areas Afena,
you know, I.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Think Athena was my favorite.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
And then you had like the you have the demigods.
They were like you know, you know, yeah, sign me up?
What why are we doing all you jumping?

Speaker 9 (41:05):
I was like the great the Greek started everything. I
make the joke that I'm like, I don't look put
on the original Greek. This is what we look now that.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
You're saying it, you look Greek, and now I'm seeing it,
like crazy, all the dark hair and the features like.

Speaker 9 (41:21):
That, from when the Turks came over and sucked all
our women having with each other.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I swore to god, dude, I saw a robot. I
was like, wait a minute, was going on.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
There's a couple of statues of me, you know, three.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Und based on his grandfather, grandfather.

Speaker 9 (41:35):
He's the one that's the one that couldn't get into
the army.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
That was actually pretty cool. Watched it.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Greece.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
You think all the islands and all that. I'm like
northern Greece.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
I'm hillbilly Greek, like like ancient Macedonia, like.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
The Alabama Alabamas.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Albania is right across the street.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
I've met an Albanian. Not impressed. Yeah, friends growing up,
their cultures. It's very crazy. It's very back in the day,
you know, type of.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
In Spanish.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
How do you say it?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I was my brain was in Greek mode. I gotta,
I gotta go, I gotta.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Go back Mexican.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
He switched up so fast.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
She's more. Yeah. All the Middle Eastern places have much Yeah, yeah,
I feel left out yet he speaks. I guess we
get a try harder.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
My brother in laws Mexicans.

Speaker 9 (42:53):
So I consider myself one sixteenth.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I'll give you one. I'll give you a little bit.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Mind you enough barbecues and got sucked up with him
love for So, how did you guys all meet each other?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
So we've been friends since seventh grades?

Speaker 6 (43:06):
And then I was walking by. I was like, yo,
it's up.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
No. So so my brother, my younger brother, knew him,
and he had he had.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
A younger brother. You said older young younger brother.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Heyah brought up like, oh yeah, I know a guy
who does comedy. He him up and I was like,
I don't know about this guy. I don't know about
this guy.

Speaker 10 (43:26):
Damn likes it over there and went over there, went
right here too big again?

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Sorry, And so he had mentioned him a handful of times.
And this one time we were at Lincoln Lodge and
I had gone to the band from a come back
out and just two white guys sitting in our table
and I'm like, whoa ification? What is going on hereformers?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Production table jokes?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Comedy bonded you guys as what you're doing for sure?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
And I met him.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
I'm you knew him from high school, didn't you say?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
No? No, no, no, I met him in auguste.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah, but you guys know each other slightly, like on
separate terms, and then you introduced them.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
No, No, I met Rambo first through his brother.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
His brother brought him all out.

Speaker 9 (44:29):
We're all out, and then he's like, hey, here's the
other produce, my brother's friend.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
This is Rambo. Blah blah blah.

Speaker 9 (44:35):
We started talking and then we all just bumped into
each other one day at the Lincoln Lunch.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
And from there we locked it in. We were like, hey, man,
you come on our show.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
How long has a podcast been going for?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Actually? This actually I don't know. We're about to hit
our eight years.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
That's dope. And then where did you used to do it?
Before he did?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
We were recording in our studio in Belviere.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Okay, whose apartment is this? This is you? Guys? O,
come cool? Where's the last time? Where's it? When's the
last time you guys had a girl over?

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Last night?

Speaker 4 (45:14):
You had somebody last night? Bro?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
You got a game? This guy? This guy right here,
more game that you can imagine.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Not impressed.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
He doesn't he doesn't sleep in the same bag twice?

Speaker 4 (45:31):
What's your type? What do you like?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Ok?

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Guys, that's why you got this guy? Killer? You don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Look look, look he's been on a dieing.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
He can't lose the weight, he can't lose that's interesting.
Where do you meet these girls dating apps? Just go ahead,
you talk about you starry about the apps.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
You started talking about it about bring up the apps.
So I've run it to you a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Oh yeah, one and always.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
I don't you. I can't remember the less time I
used to though, I.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
Don't.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I agree, I agree. I had it. I just had it,
but I never went on it, went on it. No,
I just didn't understand that one. Like if I don't
understand something, then I'm not going to do it. So
I think I don't know if I even deleted it.
I know it's not the app might be on my phone,

(46:46):
but I might not be locked in. Like this is
how I don't even go.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
It's just me all over lock screen.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Jesse ray Is.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Oh yes, the singer, very nice, very nice, beautiful right now? Huh,
very nice.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
What do you have your last stream?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
I love her? Okay, yeah, we'll talk about it. But
what was I showing you?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
See if I liked you?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
See, I don't even have it.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I don't have it. You're out, You're like, no, I
wasn't even.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
I was never in, So I would actually I will
actually talk about it, because I don't think I.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Was going to ask you about you experience on it,
because I just want to see what help what experience
experience you didn't go on?

Speaker 4 (47:41):
I really didn't, So what what have you have the experience?
What did you when? Around the which time it might
have been last year, late.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Last year because we moved in we came to Chica
at the same time. We learned that from the other
night when we're talking, so it was around that time,
so it could have been like August fall last year.
I think I saw you out there.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Yeah, that makes sense because I actually opened it up
in Madison when I lived in Madison. So I was
in Milwaukee for a year and a half. I grew
up there, but when I started doing comedy, I was
there a year and a half, and then I went
to Madison for a little bit too, for like a
year pretty much, and then so I started it there

(48:23):
because I was just more curious. I had never like
hooked up with anybody ever, so I was like, I
was just curious about it. I was like, that's what
daity apps are for, That's what the majority of people
use it for. So I just wanted to get comfortable
with it because I was like, I'm going to move
to Chicago and I need to I need to know

(48:47):
how to do this. So I started, like I matched
in in Madison, I had Cheese Spa and I remember
going to the skate park and I saw this boy
and he was cute and I was like, Oh, he's cute.
And then I went on cheese spot and his face
popped up. Because I think because we were close. I

(49:09):
let it go because I was like, I'm moving in
a couple of months. It doesn't make any.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Would have been a hookup. He could have hooked up
and then, but.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
I wasn't ready to hook up, so I don't know.
He was just cute, like he was just his features
are cute?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
What is your type?

Speaker 4 (49:29):
My type? I'm still trying to figure out my type. Honestly,
I think it's more personal personality for me. But I've
been lucky with my last two boyfriends. My last two
boyfriends were really cute and they also had a personality.
So I think I lucked out, But I think I do.
I do move towards personality, like oh, I like hanging
out with you, I like talking to you. That's more

(49:51):
attractive to me. Than some guy that's really attractive and
is a piece of ship. And it's like, you don't
treat me with manner like I grew up. I grew
up in Mexican culture, so it's like, if you're not
showing me manners, like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like literally my dad, my dad, my dad, the way

(50:13):
he treated my mom. It's like, you gotta do better
than w y d bro, what are you doing? That's it?
Fuck you dude, that ship. No, I'll help you guys
out like I do. I do encourage. I do encourage
my homemades to get laid as you saw the rooftop. Hey, man,

(50:37):
like you guys, if you get you guys are chill.
So I feel comfortable for any female viewers if you
like them, they're actually kind of chill. They're actually kind
of they know they know. Hey, I'm talking to the
ladies right now. I thought you guys were I thought

(50:59):
you guys supported women on this podcast, we learn so much,
but I'm talking. I'm talking to the ladies. But you
guys are actually pretty chill. Like usually weirdos reveal themselves
to me pretty early on, but you guys are chill,

(51:21):
So like you guys are good people. I'm glad you're
getting laid Fuck yeah, let's are you getting laid around?

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Bow?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
No, you gotta get some game. I can help you
with that too, h are you are you? But like, also, like,
since you guys are guys, girls could be very manipulative.
And I've been learning that because I didn't know that myself,

(51:49):
because I was never manipulating people. So I'm learning. I'll
watch out for you guys to like if there's someone
like I'm telling you, like, especially when it comes down
to the comedy world, like I do get a lot
of guys who are very nice to me.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
You want to go.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Straight forward right now?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Let no let me know.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I would I would argue. I would argue that, you know,
it's it sucks. It's suck to say it's like that.
It's a reality within the community of the comedy world.
But the majority of male comics now just good guys.
There's guys think grandma, you know what anymore, they are
your friends, you know what I'm saying, not looking for

(52:33):
anything else. There's a lot of those motherfuckers.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
Yeah, of course, that's just part of uh, It's just
part of life. And I've learned having done it for
four years now, like I've learned how to manage around it.
And like I said, I'll let you get I don't
think I don't know if it was off there. I
was like, you know, I'll let you down easy, Like.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Are you straight forward them? You tell them.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Guys when I don't.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Like them, We can tell like the comics trying to
so funny.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Thing is like like I said, like I had only
had one relationship before I started doing stand up and
I wasn't with him anymore. And for me, like I
was again Mexican culture, Like when I was fifteen, my
mom straight up told me, like I had a boyfriend.
She found out Me and him were only together for

(53:22):
a month. But my mom found out and she was
like it was my kinte and she was like, you
get to go confess. You tell the priest if you're
allowed to have a boyfriend, like ask him and and
I did. I was a good kid, and I asked him.
He was like, as long as you live in your
mom's house, you get to listen to what your mom says.

(53:43):
So then I had to let him down easy, and
I broke up with him, and then I hadn't had
a boyfriend, and then I had my first boyfriend, so
I wasn't. I'm still learning, Like Chicago has taught me
a lot about boys, and yeah, what learned so far?
Majority of the boys are stuck up, stuck on one x,

(54:05):
either the one right behind them, either one of them.
But you're stuck on one x. And honestly, they didn't
deserve you, Like at the end of the day, they
did not deserve you, like they fucked up, they fumbled you.
And I always tell boys, she didn't deserve you because girls,

(54:30):
like I said, girls are very mean to boys and
the way they and for no reason, just for no
reason at all. And but I've been learning a lot
of boys of Chicago boys. I have a couple of
jokes about Chicago boys because I'm in love with these

(54:52):
Chicago boys. They told me, I was told by a
Chicago person after a year, so you're coming up, you're
coming up on a year, yes, but not till that.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
What about party so much throughout the years.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
All you're hustling. You're hustling now from the city. So
it's different, like you're not coming out for a fun time.
You're out here living it out. You're living it out,
you're living the dream Broyea And but no, yeah, like
girls are so mean, So like that's what I'm telling you, guys.
I'll watch out for you guys, like at the end
of the day, like you have a relationship, at the

(55:32):
end of the day, is your relationship. But I'll always
like watch out for the boys because women are mean. Bro. Yeah,
even I've experienced it. But mother like women like women
comics or just women in general, women comics, honestly, they're brutal.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, just a sense of with boys.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Yeah, like you're saying like you're like, hey, I haven't
seen you in so long, you know, hug and it's
like that. It's not like that with the girls. It's like, oh,
nice to see you. What do you got going on?
But some of the girls, it's very rare for me
to like us. I think women's eagles are different, Like

(56:12):
we have women in comedy have eagles, every single last
one of them has a fucking ego. And I think
men can handle it differently because you guys just grew.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Up with any Because guys, for us, it's like if
like if I if like you, we're in a group
of guys right, and one of our dudes getting attention
from girls.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Yeah, it's like and for the girls, for the girls,
it's not for the girls. It's like, oh, she's she's
gonna hook up.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Like yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Like literally, I already heard rumors about me fucking comedians, comedians,
just multiple And it's like, why is the rumor, why
is the rumor Maria had sex? Why is that always
a rumor? Like I want to have smoked crack or
something like get flavor it up, flavor it up like

(57:04):
crack smokers. And that the introduction wasn't there the.

Speaker 6 (57:08):
Other show that we work on.

Speaker 9 (57:10):
Wasn't there somebody saying telling all the female comics not
to do the show? The other show that we yeah
did in some chick tell all the female comics not
to do it.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
No, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
I don't know where you're explain. Can you explain?

Speaker 9 (57:34):
There was supposed to be two female comics lined up.
I think one definitely had to cancel for another bigger show, the.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Sky whatever, what's it called? What's the place called where
we're producing show? Second City?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Second City?

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Sorry I'm still Second City. So you're talking about the
show there were supposed to be two females and they
were told don't do it, and then they didn't do it.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
That's what That's what I think I heard.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Because of the producers or somebody on the show.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
I think because of the producer or the host.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Huh damn.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
I don't know. I'm very I'm very trusting of my
of my feelings, and it's all right, like it could
have been a misunderstanding.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
You know.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Comics have that a lot, like throw comics and boy comics,
when they interact with each other in any sort of
way and it doesn't pan out like people jump at
each other. I'm gonna stand up for him and say
he's not weird, and if he is, I'll tell you guys.
I'll come back on the podcast and.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Tell you guys. Though, because I have a good actor,
this kind of ship, I can I can tell. I
can tell when there's when someone's weird, when somebody's weird,
like I get a goodbye right away, and I'm like,
I don't like this fucking person. I mean, and some
like my boy, my boys, you don't got a goodbye
for that. You have a little bit.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
You have to think more than I think more now
than ever, dude, But at least you're very very back.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Because I saw the good and everyone.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
You know, you don't want to ban anybody.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
Because you had an experience.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Screw.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
I mean I've screw, so you're just get you up
forgive a you know, like forgive a lot.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Yeah, there's always.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Where do you think you're getting it from? Like is
it from your mom? Dad?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
That's interesting because I was taught by my parents, do
not trust anybody, like for showing up. They would tell me,
do not trust anybody, even if they're your friends, do
not trust them. And life has really shown that to me.
That's why I don't trust people. That's why I trust
my instinct. I'm like, you guys are cool, Like you
guys are chill, you know.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, Well understand my life relationships right here, it's my
livee relationships.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
So there's always but.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
But it's always it's always been trust, and for me,
it's like that'st I would have someone over.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
We've had there's been girls.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Yeah, girls, I play with both of you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
No no, no, because we're into.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Different I've done that before.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
But where diree girls were like they had just started
a whatever with him, write a relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Or at the same time, no, just.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
One, just one one at a time sometimes. But uh,
and but there are times where he's been like he's
like he's been like, yeah, so I guess what blink
blink told me. I'm like what. So she's like the

(01:00:36):
thing we were laying in bed and this is all
pre COVID, right, and and he was like, yeah, you know,
we're having a conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
You know, we're having fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
And then you know, she she goes like, hey, do
you trusts?

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Yeah, yeah, she said that to you. Yeah, she's trying
to pin you guys like you truse, Like what do
you what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Like, well, yeah, I know you guys have the podcast,
you guys do all this together and you know and
all this, but like and in the day, you do
not think he would he would like the balls say
something like that where it's like he hasn't even been
a long friends, Like I said, almost like ten you
knew how.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Long she has been a month to month and a
half and behind the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Conversation that we're like questioned my character.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Yeah hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
But like that once like multiple times.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
You sucked her a couple of times and then dropped.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Of course, yeah, of course, you know respectfully, of course,
like I'm not gonna here we.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Should talk about hookups and stuff because I'm I don't
know anything about.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
It my recent yes, yes, so I don't understand it,
the difference between so actually this has something. So I
don't have to bring you up, but you know I should.
We have your recent experience here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Bitch ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Talking like that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
That's okay, you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Bitch, but you were saying, sorry, Yeah, so I met
a girl, not I met her in person. Yeah, I
got her number, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
When I walk me through the thing, walk me through
the things. So where were you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
So I met her through the work?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Uh not not, we don't work together.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
We were in an event and an events within that work.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
And then you saw her.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
She came up to.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
Me, You came up to me, queen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Queen's yes, right, and and so yes, she came up
to me. And as a just like any other man
when a woman comes up to you, introduce yourself, right,
and when you're like, oh, she wants some of this.
But it was one of those and then it was
one of the events too, where it's it's a very

(01:03:11):
nice culture.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
So I didn't want to like's Mixican.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Yeah no, but but but the event itself was like
very like good a bunch of good people there, yes,
So I didn't want to take that and be like, oh,
she's into me. I'm like, she's being friendly because this
is the friendly environment.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
So we met the first time and then I sometimes
passed away. I'm like, I should have asked her number.
I didn't whatever, blah blah. I met her the second
time and then she came up to me again and
I'm like, all right, well now it's game right. It
was called she's looking for me right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Again?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
So then we ended up getting you know, I end
up getting her number. We hang out. We're connected at
a very the highest level, the highest level but.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Surviving to extreme where I'm like, like, she were really connecting.
I don't know what that means, but yes, yeah, just connecting,
like and the way we thought in the music and
and the last similarities and I was like this is cool,
Like it's crazy, but we're like we're like on the
same boat, right.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Uh. From that first moment when you first saw her too,
when you guys hooked up. How long did that happen?

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
How long was so from like our actual first date?

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Oh, you guys went on dates?

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
We went on dates.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
No, we dated, we did. We weren't in a relationship,
but we's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Why you invited her to date.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Yeah, we went on dates. We went on the age
you came over, you know, we we hung out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Before I went on my first date, like I think
it was December, but it was just a coffee date because.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Backhand because I wasn't sure of it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
But this like like a meet up, like I had.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
Boy Like my first boyfriend, I talked to him for
three months and then he asked me to be his girlfriend.
So then I was with him for three years and
then after that and talk to anybody. And then my
second boyfriend, it was the same where I met him
for like we talked for like two months and like
I said, we vibed, and then we dated for three years.
So it's like I don't know, like that date stuff,

(01:05:19):
like we just were around each other all the time
because we were in relationships, so there was no awkwardness,
there was no nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
It was just straight up our relationship like plan things
off for you guys right to movies go here.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
It was just more spontaneous with the both of them,
where it was like if we were around each other,
it was like, oh, let's do this and then we
would do it. So it wasn't it wasn't really. But
I haven't been like a stranger where it's like, oh,
I met him at a random place and now we're
going to go on a date like I've met sure

(01:05:49):
except for coffee date.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Yeah, I think, I mean, I think that's what it
is now in adulthood. But basically, I mean we were connecting.
We were you know, we were having great time coming
flow where we're taxing every day. You know, things are good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Yeah, So how.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Long was it you said this whole this whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
From the first time you guys hooked up to when.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
You guys okay and then we hooked up, like it
was like three days a party something like that, something right,
something water. Yeah, but we know we we hooked up
the second time we hooked up, but it was kind
of like it didn't really count because.

Speaker 5 (01:06:29):
It didn't count, didn't because we were like we got
into it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
An you shut up right the first time the first
time we hooked up. The first time we actually had
it like sex. We it was you know, we were
into it. And then there was a moment her going
like the funk am I doing? Like you know, she
was like, I've never like I've never had sex with
somebody that wasn't dating cap.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
I mean, but it also sounds like me. It also
sounds like me, so I understand her.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
There was a moment of her going like like this
is like, yeah, it feels strong, it feels wrong. And
I was like cool, we stopped, like yeah, I didn't
go like quit quick, I think David.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
For the show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Yeah, yeah, it was too bad. And I was like cool,
I'm like, no worries, Like we can stop here. And
then so that happened and we went yeah. We went
a couple more days, and then we actually ended up
hooking up, like actually having the first time. This work
got weird, right, Yeah, So, like I said, Marie, we're
talking every day, right, We're texting, We're having conversations, we're

(01:07:34):
having fun, we're hanging out. A feelings are flowing, fends
are phoning, you know, sending songs to each other. You
know that crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Nobody's ever said a song.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Went to a domatory, bought some CDs, so you know,
thinks you're vibing things are good. So we're actually hooking
up for like the first time, liking hooking up, Like
we that was a plan. We're gonna get it through,
you know, like.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
You guys didn't even go on dates. You guys should
just be like, hey, come over, there be hooking up.
Would you would still go on dates and then have sex?

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Would no? No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
So we went on dates and then we had moments where.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
We just hung out here, so and then it just happened.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
So yeah, So I mean, but that day specifically, we
understood that we were going to like that was the plan.
We're gonna seeach other and they were gonna hook up. Yeah, officially,
you know, we.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Had already right five minutes of this, five minutes of.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
That, you know. So so this is like like this
this is the first for me. I've never I've never
experienced this ever ever in my life. But you know,
so we're in my room and you know, I got
some music playing, nothing like romantic, but just some background.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Music because I got background noise, right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Gotta gotta be respectful, you know, And I was.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
Still you were in the room bro handah funk that
you have form Its okay, and I'll tell you about
my experiences.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
Share a room.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
If I share the same toothbrush, that's great brush.

Speaker 6 (01:09:09):
And it looks like you guys are a little busy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
You're still awake, You're still wake.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
No job.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Continue please?

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, So you know, call me crazy, But
usually when somebody has sex, at least when I have sex,
just a little bit of four play beforehand, in the
sense of, like, you know, just killing the moment you're
building into it. I just don't grip pant warm the oven, right,
I gotta preheat, right, so I just don't take off
my pants, take off their pants and just go into it, right,

(01:09:43):
I like to build into it, like you know, you
know who would you take on?

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
So you're trying to make love to a hook up, Well,
here's the thing though, here's the thing though, here's thing
go just the lover.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
For the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
I think one thing is making love and one thing
is kissing before sex. There's two animals, two different animals.
And I wasn't I wasn't looking at deeply in your eyes.
I wasn't going it's so beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
After three days.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
After like after like three weeks a day, so we've
been day for three weeks. Right, that's crazy, non stop
coming to communication. You know, everything's flown, everything's good, right,
and you know, I'm just kissing before having getting into
right and then and the like when she she stops
me and she goes like, hey, She's like, I feel

(01:10:37):
I feel like you're trying to make love to me
and I'm not here, like I'm not ready for that.
I'm just here, like.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
She's just experiencing life to fuck Like basically, I think
I'm here to have you, and I was like making love.

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
To you, You're just affectionate. That's okay. Action people don't
know that. Some people don't like that. I heard a
lot of people don't like that, especially the boys. Allegedly
they just don't like doing that. I think it's a
cultural thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
No, no, no, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Gonna say this the guinea stages. Yes, I.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Guess if you guys have an agreement of like it's
on game and it's on you do that. But so
what did you say to her?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Well, I stopped them like what are you talking about?
I'm just kidding, And then you kicked her out put
her through I don't like you. She was like, oh,
you know, now it's weird. You know, she got in
her head and I have to be like, hey, shut
the funk up. I literally said, it's like.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
I apologize for being a gentleman. I should like from
the beginning.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Literally, I was like, if I would have hit her,
she would have stayed around.

Speaker 4 (01:12:03):
But I was like, she seems like the type.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Yeah, oh for sure, for sure. But I was like,
you know, so I was like, literally it got to
the point where I was like I had to just
shut the fuck up. And then we went to and
she was like, when you start like this, get on
my bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I was just like, if you would have just shut up,
I was about to start taking stuff off, I was
the bar start taking off, opening your mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
Yeah, some people were like that. From why I did
notice though, It's like when people were dating, they kind
of create this persona about themselves, which is just trying
to impress them to have, you know, and then it
fizzles out. For me. I don't know, I feel like
I always myself, So yeah, I don't know how to

(01:12:43):
do that, and that's crazy to me. So I'll tell
you my experiences. So okay, dating apps. There was this
guy in Madison, skater boy whatever he was disappeared. There
was this other guy from Hinge, which was like we
were again in the same face, snity, and then he
popped up and then we matched. But I was very

(01:13:05):
much just playing with boys over there, like I'm not
I'm not gonna, no, not in a good way, and
like I'm not even gonna. I don't plan on seeing
anybody in person ever. So that I was because I
was learning.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
But okay, I was learning.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
No, it was a curate. Yes, that was bad of me,
That was wrong with me, I will admit to that.
But I was also leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Because I don't understand that mindset that the point of
being on a day and app is we can get
off it. You know, it's literally to get on, so
I can get right off.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
But what's the point of learning, what's the point.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Of being in that world if not truly going to
commit to going and as a woman, No, no, it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Has nothing to be with it doesn't trust me, It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
For my expects, because not for me, but for me
because she triggered him. Bro, Because when you're when you're going,
when you're going out on a date.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
I'm not I don't go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
But I'm saying, if you go out on.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
A date, no, I've never gone. I can't picture it
because I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Know what you're okay. But let's say, let's say you
go on a date.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
So when a girl goes on a day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
When a woman goes on a date, I mean, from
the majority just weird dudes. Don't get me wrong, there's weird,
creepy guys that are just weird. But the majority of
men you go out, you know, either they'll buy your coffee,
they'll buy your meal, they buy the movie ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
Some girls just want that, they just want to free ship.
And I know this because I have friends that are
girls and they tell me all this stuff. And this
is what I was talking about in the beginning, where
it's like girls are so mean, like literally they will
convince you to come out with them just because they
need a meal and they'll do that and that's game,
and I respect it. I wish I knew how to
do that, and that's why I say, but I don't

(01:14:58):
got to do that. So it's also I just you
get us to waste his time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
But my thing is like, if you're truly trying to
find somebody, right, the worst thing is that you get
a free meal because you only have.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
To go on one day. Every time I hang out with boys,
I'm the one pain even one of its casual friends.
I pay for all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Well, I'm trying to say for the most part is that, yeah,
maybe there's no connection within the first date. Nobody, nobody, nobody,
but it's just the experience. I don't understand that. I
don't understand the logic behind him. I don't either, because
I think the majority of people like if you like I.

(01:15:44):
I think if you if you want to get out
that app, you can get out pretty quickly anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
So I was talking about myself and my experience, but
I was learning where it was like I've never really
talked to boys like don't like I saw boys as
just boys, like as you know, being raised the way
I was raised. I grew up with brothers. I grew
up with five brothers, so automatically any game you got like,

(01:16:12):
I've probably seen it just from watching my brothers and
for my brothers telling me like how it is, you know,
So it's like it's either a I'm gonna let you
play around I'm gonna explore it or be I'm just
you know, not interested. But I will let you down easy.
I will let you down. When I'm letting somebody down.

(01:16:33):
I don't know. I just keep it like friendship and
I still treat.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Them like you, like I see it's more as friends.

Speaker 4 (01:16:41):
No, they like I've been asked on dates, like boys
are usually very respectful to me. And I don't understand
why girls say you know men and shit or whatever,
Like I don't get it because again, I grew up
with brothers, Like they guided me, they protected me, so
it's like for me to not see boys that way.
It's easy to me. And this is why I'm like

(01:17:02):
with my guy friends, like I'll watch out for you
from bitches because there's a lot of bitches, and I'll
watch out for you guys. But I grew up with
brothers and everything, so it's like I know the game.
What was your question experience? Okay, so I moved to Chicago.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
You're playing around boys, learning.

Speaker 4 (01:17:27):
Learning about boys, how to talk to boys, like literally,
like I grew up just getting nervous around guys. I
actually liked, like that's how I was. It was just
like get nervous, and I've always been weird, so it's
like if I can't be weird around I can't be
myself around you and just be weird. I don't want
to be around it. And to my point is like

(01:17:48):
a lot of people hook up and I don't understand
it because they might not like the person, but they
still like interact with them and have stuck to them,
and it's like I don't understand it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Yeah, I think, yeah, everybody's differently expect Yeah. Yeah, these
people that could just hook up to hook up, there's
people that they need some type of connection.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
I was getting when I was on Hinge. That was
the one I actually kind of liked because it's just
the boys were cleaner. They were cleaner on Hinge and
I used to get sixty four likes a week.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Damn, that's great.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
I was like, I was like, how am I? How
am I too? How am I to do all this
sixty four voices a lot? And then I was still
getting like hidden person. So the boy I did talk to, I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Met him in many ways.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
For sure, guys they did talk to him in present,
But it was like I was exploring my side of
things of like I want to hook up and U,
it's probably not convention all the way I did it,
the hookup ship the way I did it, But I
did it because I wanted to try it. And it
was not bad honestly, like I had a good first experience. Yeah,

(01:19:13):
Sun said in the background, it's just looking at me.
It was when my roommates were gone, so I was
like perfect, and then I ken passed away and I
was like what am I? Who am I? Who do
I want to be? And it's like I don't want
to be that sixty four likes a week, bro, Like
what do you even do with that? What do you
even do?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
What can I tell you?

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
Not counting cheese? But because I didn't go on it, yeah,
I just never went on it. I don't even know.
I just didn't go on it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
So oh, I think, man, I've always wanted to know
that numbers. You gave us like an answer to one
of my questions, sixty four likes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
On right, And I was on it for like two
months and then I was like, I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Would you go through?

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
I would? It was more like, oh, would I hook
up with this guy? Or would I not? And I
was like, I really don't know how to I didn't
know how to do it. There's like a little bit
of technique to it, and I just didn't. I just
didn't know how to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
What you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Like from the girls that I know that do dating apps,
they're very particular about the way the picture looks, the location,
the prompts. They're actually digging into that ship. Bring judge

(01:20:37):
it at the end, just one camera angle and then.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
For us it'll be a post podcasting.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
No, I want to get give feedback out loud. I
feel like your male viewers benefit from.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Let me ask this.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Why were your friends so picky about it?

Speaker 6 (01:20:58):
Why?

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
So it came about it when Herma says you could
pick one guy and kind of like that, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
I don't understand it. That's what I'm saying. It's like
I don't understand girls because they are very picky about
certain ship like oh, I don't like his shirt or
I don't like his haircut, I don't like this about him.
It is like for me, like I said, it's more
personality where it's like like I'm telling you that hookup
thing and like, yeah, he was just a bucketless thing
for me, but I ended up you know, that's what

(01:21:32):
it was. And then I didn't and it was a
good experience. So it's like I don't understand why girls
are So what happened after that? Okay, so it was
so I think we hooked up. There was this other
guy that had met on a hinge so I met.
I met two guys actually, like I saw them. The

(01:21:55):
first one he just saved me out and that was
it and I was like, cool, I didn't have to
do anything I had. It was all right. It was
not my first boyfriend. I got like, I'm telling you guys,
so lucky with my first boyfriend incredible. Haven't had an experience,

(01:22:16):
experience anything since. But but it was just more like,
oh he wants to I didn't stop him. I was like, yeah,
go ahead. So he it was like weird. And then
I had met up this with this other guy. Actually no,
that was the date. That was the date. He he
was like, oh, let's meet at this spot and it
was cool, chose vibes. He What killed it for me

(01:22:38):
with him was like he said that he was looking
for a friend, So like you said, why are you
on the app if you're just looking for you? Yeah?
It was like so why are you on the apps? Oh?
What does that mean? What does that mean? What does
it mean when a boy says that he just wants
to hook up? But the thing is that I hung
out with him at a at a club. So it

(01:23:01):
was my first time going to a club, and you know, yeah,
the whole room stopped whatever. But is that Maria like
shoot with shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
From Milwaukee, Madison? You don't know, you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
You grew up in Milwaukee, Okay, scratched off.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Yeah, so I actually that night my car got told
and I ended up moving staying at his place. And
then he didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
He was just like okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
But tiss the waters a little bit, like it's still
I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
No, Like I just okay, you guys are kissing or
were you? Guys?

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
We never really kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Just let me say okay, okay, wait wait wait, waita
go ahead. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
I just got lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
I guess did you did you stay in bed with him?

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Oh okay, this guy he fumbled.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
No, I wasn't even that okay, And then I'll finish
the story. That one's funny too, So I'll finish that
story here. I'll go in d so it was the
first guy he cave me out, and then I'm and
then I'm telling you, like two guys in the same week,
like they hit on me in person, and I was like,
I was just my energy, something about my energy. Just

(01:24:31):
all these boys, all these boys were just coming out
of nowhere, but all right, So I went through it.
I was like, Okay, the ones I like, go through it,
just why not, you know, I'm trying to get to
point B. And then yeah, so it was the first
guy he have me out, the one where my car

(01:24:51):
got told he wanted friends, so I was treating him
like a friend. So I was like, we went to
the movies and then he hit me up with he
hit me with the wood are we And I was like, bro,
We're never even kissed, okay? And then after that, I like,
I basically was like, yeah, this needs to stop. But

(01:25:13):
I had already hooked up with that other guy that
he hit on me in person, and then I had
hooked up with him, and then I went to the
guy that ate me out. I was like, hey, like,
I have to talk to you basically like and then uh,
he was like, oh, I was planning on talking to
you the summer more. I was like, bro, it's just
we can't talk anymore. We just like no, like we

(01:25:37):
can't talk anymore. And then he hit me with the
you like me, you like me? You want me to
be your boyfriend? And I was like and I was like,
I was like, how do I How do I like you?
If I just hooked up with the guy last week?
And then he was like, but you have roommates and
I was like, they were gone. This could have been.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Text that's to text.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
No in person. I had on my business. In person,
I got a game, bro like you getta down. And
then he was like, okay, I'm not gonna and then
he said something I texted the guy I had hooked
up with and then he called me. At the moment,
I was like, I'm not going to be disrespectful to

(01:26:22):
this guy. So I just didn't answer and then I
called him and then but yeah, this so you're asking
me what happened after the hookups? So I was very
specific with what I wanted and what I was looking for. Yeah,
very like particular and like the most like flexible way

(01:26:43):
pretty much. But I asked, I asked, I asked God
for something very specific, like my first two boyfriends, very specific.
This guy, I was like, I don't want a relationship
at that point. That's how I felt. I was like
I don't want a relationship. And then this guy just

(01:27:03):
like will he walked me through everything like it was godsent,
like almost godsent, Like I was very specific about what
I wanted and he straight up just laid it out
for me exactly what I wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
I was like, perfect, the guy, the guy you hooked
up with?

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
Got it? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Yes, guy for guy to hook up with, say that
one more time? God said you gut to hook up with?

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Yeah. I was like, I want to explore this side
of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:27:29):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:27:29):
I asked God for ship or the universe, whatever you
want to call it. Like I'm telling you, like I
asked the universe for ship and the universe like just
does it you know?

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
And like I'm telling you, like sixty four likes a week.
That's crazy and it's very I was very specific, like
I can't go through sixty four people, like I'm telling you.
I met this guy. He it was in person, like
we weren't even supposed to like be around each other.
It just happened like it just so happened that we
were around each other.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Yeah, these guys were they all the accombination, like white guys, Latinos,
what are we looking at?

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
So the cool thing about being in Chicago is that
I the Mexican boys I grew up with. I grew
up with them, so it's different. And then so it's
different for me to try and hit on them when
we already went through our stages of weird stages. We
saw each other weird stages, and like I told you,
we wasn't allowed to date. So it's like weird for

(01:28:26):
me to like connect to that.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
And then.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
I went to college. It was all white early on.
I was wear into white guys but there, but when
I moved to Chicago, I realized I was like I
could have anything I want, Yeah, sixty four anything. So

(01:28:57):
the first guy, he was Mexican, like straight up Mexican
from Carpentersville. That's funny, he's Mexican. Wait are we talking
about the guys that gave chances to these boys? The
nationalities of these boys. One of them was like Nigerian,

(01:29:20):
like Nigerian.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
Who's the Okay, we asked this question, just get straight
to it. The guy who was what.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
He was Nigerian Nigerian?

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
I think he was.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
He was African.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
I don't know which the brother.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
He had no game and whatsoever. Yeah, I'm just looking.
Oh no, no, what it was is I took him
out to eat that night. My car got told. My
car got told while we were out eating, and I
paid for the food, like this is what I'm telling you,
Like I paid for it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
Maybe maybe you just want to but he gave me
with what are oh yeah, okay, okay, let me can
I just preshborn here?

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
When you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
When you when you were in his bed, were you
wearing your clothes? Did you dressed up? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
He gave me clothes. He gave me sweatpants and he
gave me a sweater and socks. And I actually kept
it because after that, I think he said something about
what what about the clothes or something? Yeah, yeah, he
said something what about the clothes?

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
After he asked me like I've lost two pair of pants?

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
He was like, he was like what about the clothes
I offered to him. I was like, hey, I could
bring it. I forgot it that night of the movies
and then he was like what about the clothes. I
was like, well, you could either pick it up or
I could toss it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
Did you toss or did you keep it?

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
I think I tossed the pants because they were worn out.
The sweater I still wear, especially when it's raining. And
then the socks are nice. I lose socks all the time,
so one in one of them is gone, probably, but
I foxed with it. And then so there was a
Columbian guy. That's one I hooked up with.

Speaker 8 (01:31:08):
And then.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
No more white boys for me once I moved to Chicago.
Was like, no more white boys. They have no etiquette,
no self respect, no nothing, no morals, So no more
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
But yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
I'm telling you I'm not picky. I'm not picky. No,
don't don't use me as a way to understand girls.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Because I think I understand a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
You give me great insight to just all of that
to life.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
It's like you're gonna figure out what you want. Like
I'm telling you, at that time, that's exactly what I wanted.
And I'm telling you God must have sent them because
he just I didn't even have to talk. You just
laid it out for me exactly what it was.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
And so so let me ask you this, How did
you so I felt like a fly was on me?

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Flex manroaches?

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
No, no, what do you know what? I don't care
say it? I say so the clubbing guy. Yes, once
the hookup happened, you just send him on his way.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
What happened? I think I understood. We're like, I'm telling you,
he laid it out for me exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Yeah, it's almost like he exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
I don't know. We didn't even talk, like I'm telling you,
we didn't even talk, like literally, we didn't even talk.
I actually just found out his name like this week,
like yesterday. I was like, oh, that's your name. But
it's more of a blocking more of blocking thing, like
I blocked it because I knew what it was, so.

Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
I blocked it, which just happened recently.

Speaker 4 (01:32:48):
Then, No, this happened in January, but he's still around.
So that's why I'm asking you, guys, like, I don't
understand how like hookup shit is supposed to work, because
I feel like it should have ended.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
So you've hooked up with him since that moment? Yeah,
oh okay, so yeah you're hooking up then, yeah, yeah,
when he was confusing about it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Yeah, it's the thing right, I don't want to say
I have feelings. Like I said, I'm blocking it in
a way if that makes sense, where it's like you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
Keep them in the roller decks where you're like I
need something to do. What are you up to?

Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
No, I don't even talk to him bro like.

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
He does communicating.

Speaker 4 (01:33:29):
Like both it's like both like it's like sometimes like
he's busy, and I understand that. So I'm also not
going to be like where are you at you?

Speaker 1 (01:33:38):
But it is so like right now if he was like, hey.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
You wouldn't because he knows better than that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
So not so it's a hookup thing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
But he talks to me at all times of the day.
It would be six in the morning right off work
is you know, I'm waking up. It might be seven
in the morning, it might be eleven.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
You just you have a conversation the night before.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
It's just like it's weird. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
We do tiktoks. No, damn, you guys want dates?

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
No, so you guys just hook up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
It's just more like I'm telling you, like it's it's
the vibe. I don't know how to explain it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
Just whenever you guys need it yes, right when you
need it, whenever he needs it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
I don't know. I don't know if it's there's days
I go, like have gone without talking to him, Like
it's just like I don't want to answer.

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
It's really I mean, that is hooking up. That's how
it is. Something you talk.

Speaker 4 (01:34:34):
It's literally and I don't like it and I don't
know how to get myself out of this. I need
help you guys, calm up right now is over now
he actually knows I was doing a podcast and let
me actually check my messages.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
I don't get because that's pretty that's something.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Told him yesterday, Like I just told him yesterday. I
was like, oh, I'm doing a podcast and I was like, oh,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
The last thirteen minutes at about him.

Speaker 4 (01:35:01):
What say it one more time?

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
So the last fifteen minutes was just we're just talking
about him. I just killing the game right now.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
It's just so weird, like I don't understand it, Like
it's a I've never felt this way where it's like
I feel a bunch of nothing ness in a little
bit nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
I don't think this is for you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
I don't think it's all.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
I don't I don't want it at all, and I
don't know how to stop it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
Just not just I have it's done.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
Yeah, just I didn't block him and then he called
me from his work phone.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Block his work phone, and then I blocked.

Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
His work phone and he called me no caller ID.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
Okay, but then that, But who's who's the one initiating
the hookup? You were him?

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
Well, sometimes we just talk, but we don't.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
But but who's Like I'm saying, who's the one that
goes like come over because one of you have to
go come.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Over the ice?

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
Yeah, he's always came over.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
So do you invite him to come over? You go like, hey,
you should come over? You want to come over? At first?

Speaker 4 (01:36:16):
Well, this is what I mean. It's like it's the
the what I was looking for back then versus what
I want moving forward, you know what I mean. So
it's like back then it was it was like yeah,
it was a hook up, like I didn't care for it.
But then it right after Ken, it was like, well,
what do I want for myself? This is not what
I want for myself, Like sixty four likes a week,

(01:36:38):
What am I supposed to do with that? Like I
don't know what to do with it. So it's changed,
like he had to stopped. He didn't talk to me
for like an entire month, and then he started messaging
me again. Yeah, and then I wasn't answering obviously. I
didn't talk to him for another month. So we didn't
talk for two months. And then he was like, can

(01:37:00):
I vent to you? And that's what got me and
I was like oh, And I called him and I
was like, I was like, so, what happened? And then
he told me a little bit, but not really. And
then it was until we were hanging out together again

(01:37:21):
that he actually told me what happened. I was like, oh,
that's I understand now, Like what happened. It was a
real it was and I learned a lot about him
that night, and he like he he like he needed
over to his place. It was going to be like

(01:37:41):
seventy five dollars, and I was like, I'll give you
a ride because I had offered him a ride previously,
just because I feel like that's a cordial thing to do. Like, no,
I didn't pick him up. I didn't pick him up.
I did not pick him up. I know better than
that he needed. It was going to be seventy five dollars,
So I was like, I could give you a ride,
Like it's not a big deal, Like seventy five dollars

(01:38:02):
is a lot. So I was like, yeah, I could
take you. And and it was after the night he
invented to me, and then we were just talking more
in the car and I learned a lot more about him.
And then when I asked him when I just catched
with someone, was like, oh, do you want to ride?
He was like yeah, could you actually? And then he
was like very grateful about it, like even when we departed.

(01:38:29):
When we departed, hold on, when we departed, he was
like thank you again. He gave me a hug, and
he was like, text me when you get back home? Yeah,
And I was like, you think so, but he's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Never asked Marie been dating? You've been dating? Like this
is just like common is the date? I'm saying, like
the text me you're home, that's like the most coming.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
And I felt we were doing it because I was
like why would I do that, Like why would I
text you? And I did it anyway because I was
like trying to be nice.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
This is so fascinating.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
I feel like we should know this guy no, this guy,
I'm telling you, I cannot understand him and I need help.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Well, first of all, I need to see picture of him,
so I really understand where this person is.

Speaker 4 (01:39:12):
I don't have any he doesn't have social media.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
I don't have a picture at all.

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
He doesn't have social.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Media, saying you don't have a picture in your front.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
No, he's showing me pictures of his family too, like
his Olbody know he has a new sobody knows. And yes,
yesterday was reading really bad, so I offered him my sweater.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
And then oh wait, wait is he a girl?

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
No, he's a boy man like man. Bro, I don't
think I don't do this feminine ship.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
You know, wait, because I still want to talk about this.
But we got it in this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
Yeah, we have to do.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
Why what is it? What time is it? You just
got to feel the vibe. Bro, great, five four minutes I.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
Got like, no, but I got like thirty minutes of conversation.
I'm talking about this.

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
Yeah, but let's shut out everything about it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
We'll bring it back.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Yeah, we had to come.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
I finally learned his name, so yeah, he must have
told me like the first night and then I just okay,
so of course absolutely, Like if you're telling me, if
you're telling me you don't want nothing with me, you're
you're His birthday happened, His birthday happened, and he was
texting me, and it was during that time I wasn't
talking to him, like I just chose not to talk
to him, and then randomly he was like, damn, it

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was my birthday. You didn't let me see you. And
I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
Yeah, wait, wait, wait, I have so many more questions.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
But and then now I know his birthday though.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Yeah, so, uh, Mariah, thank you for coming on the podcast.
We're friends friends, were any next friends?

Speaker 8 (01:40:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
If you kiss, start ending because you're old.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
We are old. We are Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
But obviously for people that are listening to this, we're
gonna have Maria on Demon our comedy August twenty second.
Make sure come check her out because.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
She's that's my brother's birthday, your brother.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Tell them by a ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Yeah, great tickets on celebrate my brother's birthday with us.
He won't be there, but you could still come.

Speaker 1 (01:41:18):
But we had a great comedy. Like I said, we
first met her in Wisconsin and now she's over here
in Chicago and she's killing the city. Definitely come check
her out because she is funny. She is funny, funny
like always, guys, follow our producer. Where can they find you?

Speaker 6 (01:41:33):
Oh it's Rambo Instagram Rambo check and come.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
On, where can they find us?

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
I am on TikTok, Gamal Dias and of course every
podcast station possible on her radio pod being Instagram, on Instagram, Spotify,
anywhere you guys can find podcast radio, We're on there
and of course YouTube. We're just dropping the new Demon
Hour already, so it's.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Demon Hour, episode eleven is on, so we'll check that
out there. There. You can find our Demon Hour shows
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Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
And my Instagram is Maria twenty six marts on everything.
My goal for my new leads is to figure out
social media.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
So hey, we can help with that.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
Very ignorant when it comes to social media.

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