Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

Deep Blue Sea - The Podcast

Deep Blue Sea is the greatest movie ever made about genetically modified sharks attempting to escape their aquatic prison. To celebrate this beautiful film, Mark Hofmeyer and Jay Cluitt are dedicating the first 33 episodes to discussing the 33 chapters on the Deep Blue Sea DVD. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this deep dive into a classic film.

Episodes

Episode 291 - Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)

July 15, 2026 • 47 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2009 action horror film Anacondas: Trail of Blood. Directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy and starring Crystal Allen, Linden Ashby, John Rhys-Davies and many pairs of cargo pants, the movie focuses on what happens when a large snake chases people around the Romanian wilderness. In this episode, they also talk about wide shots of snakes eating people, underground serum dungeons, and cost-effective bug bites. Enjoy!
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Episode 290 - Deep Blue Sea Script Read

July 8, 2026 • 63 mins
New episode! If you've been listening to our second dive through the chapters of Deep Blue Sea, you'll have presumably loved our re-enactments of each chapter at the start of each episode. To celebrate finishing this dive, here's all those chapters sewn together! Enjoy this full Deep Blue Sea script read, with the Deep Blue Sea Players!

Featuring Jeanette Ward (@j.y.ward) as Brenda, DJ Valentine (@kenjinattix) as Russell, He...
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Episode 289 - Rango (2011)

July 1, 2026 • 64 mins
New episode! Jay is joined by Andy Goulding from Cartoon Breakdown (@toonbreakdown on Instagram) to get dragged away screaming into the desert in search of water with Rango! On this episode they discuss incredibly ugly characters, bleached dream sequences and the films of Gore Verbinski, plus rock things, frog breasts, and drooping phallic face danglers!
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Episode 288 - Kraken (2026)

June 24, 2026 • 53 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 creature feature Kraken. Directed by Pål Øie, and starring Sara Khorami, Mikkel Bratt Silset, and salmon lice, the movie focuses on what happens when an ancient creature awakens and starts eating kayakers. In this episode, they also talk about overhead shots, scared crabs, fjord creatures, and international sub-par aquatic creature features
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Episode 287 - Eels and Sod Scum

June 17, 2026 • 75 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Nick (@thatrehak on Instagram) and Bubbawheat (@bubbawheat) to discuss "End Credits," The 33rd and final chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about haunted oceans, LL Cool J being an Animorph, and sharks in superhero films.
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Episode 286 - Boa vs Python (2004)

June 10, 2026 • 64 mins
New episode! Jay is joined by Matt Poirier (@dtvconnoisseur on Instagram) for Boa vs Python (2004), in which a giant boa constrictor named Betty is used to hunt down an escaped giant python, name unknown. On this episode, they discuss tasty biscuits, underwater expressions and seductive shower gel, plus the difference between Mike Leigh films and Steven Seagal movies.
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Episode 285 - Eaten Alive (1976)

June 3, 2026 • 67 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Joey Lewandowski (@soulpopped on Instagram) to discuss the 1976 exploitation slasher horror film Eaten Alive. Directed by Tobe Hooper, and starring Neville Brand, Mel Ferrer, Carolyn Jones and oppressive red lighting, the movie focuses on a murderous hotel proprietor who feeds guests to his pet crocodile. In this episode, they also talk about Tobe Hooper’s filmography, surrealistic twilight dream wo...
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Episode 284 - Double Wendigo

May 27, 2026 • 60 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Simon Appleton (@movie_moustache on Instagram) to discuss "Are You Sure?" the 32nd chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about cooking with dynamite, bad acting eating, and moustaches in creature features. Enjoy!
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Episode 283 - Killer Whale (2026)

May 20, 2026 • 55 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 survival thriller Killer Whale. Directed by Jo-anne Brechin and starring Virginia Gardner, Mel Jarnson, and a ghost cello, the movie focuses on what happens after a diner robbery goes awry. In this episode, they also talk about double tragedies, sinking rocks, wailing whales, jet ski action scenes, sandwich bag sweat, and pizza floats. Enjoy!
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Episode 282 - Rogue (2007)

May 13, 2026 • 59 mins
New episode! Jay is joined by Jessica Manzo-Kyte (@jessmanzo on Instagram) to finally talk about Rogue (2007), in which an Australian tourist cruise gets stranded on a small island near a large crocodile! On this episode they discuss obnoxious t-shirts, acting with insects and how to remain English whilst dying!
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Episode 281 - People in Cargo Shorts Yelling at Each Other

May 6, 2026 • 55 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Dr. Daryl McPhee to discuss "Unsure Shooting," the 31st chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about discuss BMX Bandits, Australian shark films, and Rose Byrne near water in movies. Enjoy!

Make sure to buy Dr. Daryl McPhee's upcoming book "Sharks Down Under"
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Bonus Episode - Deep Water (2026) Spoiler-Free Review

May 1, 2026 • 11 mins
Jay and Mark briefly discuss (with no spoilers) the 2026 survival film Deep Water. Directed by Renny Harlin, and starring Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley, and a shark gang, the movie focuses on what happens when a plane crashes near a gang of hungry sharks. In this episode, they also talk about plane crash movies, pretty people, and Renny rankings. Enjoy!
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Episode 280 - Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008)

April 29, 2026 • 46 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2008 creature feature sequel Anaconda 3: Offspring (2008). Directed by Don E. FauntLeRoy, and starring David Hasselhoff, Crystal Allien and A snake that only eats heads and has a spear-tail, the movie focuses on what happens when several characters walk around Romanian woods. In this episode, they also talk about business tank tops, lingering shots, and the worst movies we've ever covered. Enjoy!
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Episode 279 - Thrash (2026)

April 22, 2026 • 51 mins
Jay and Mark discuss the 2026 survival horror film Thrash. Directed by Tommy Wirkola and starring Phoebe Dynevor, Whitney Peak, Djimon Hounsou, and the worst foster parents ever, the movie focuses on what happens when South Carolina residents are forced to deal with raging waters, pouring rain, and hungry sharks. In this episode, they also talk about steak dynamite, blood trucks, and morbid survival advice. Enjoy!
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Episode 278 - American Pie-land

April 15, 2026 • 80 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by MJ Smith to discuss “Come to Mama,” the 30th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about palm-slicing, cinematic sacrifices, and casting Johnny Knoxville in DBS. Enjoy!

Please make sure to follow M.J (@mjsmith891 on X) and listen to Let's Jaws For A Minute, (@jawsforaminute) podcast.
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Episode 277 - Mega Python vs Gatoroid (2011)

April 8, 2026 • 65 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Nick Rehak to discuss Mega Python vs Gatoroid (2011). Directed by Mary Lambert and starring Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, and a muscular chef, the movie focuses on what happens when two maniacs destroy the Everglades. In this episode, they also talk about running on water, gala slap fighting, and the ethics of killing Cthulhu. Enjoy!
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Episode 276 - The Deep Blue Sea (2011)

April 1, 2026 • 54 mins
Jay and Mark discuss The Deep Blue Sea (2011). Directed by Terence Davies, and starring Rachel Weisz, Tom Hiddleston and many cigarettes, the romantic drama focuses on a destructive love affair that doesn’t involve sharks. In this episode, they also talk about melancholy smoking, crying near fireplaces, and Battenberg cakes. Enjoy!
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Episode 275 (Swim Swim Blub Blub Nom Nom)

March 25, 2026 • 58 mins
Jay and Mark are joined by Dr. Jack A. Cooper (@cooperpaleo) to discuss "Time to Kill," the 29th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about Thomas Jane wearing hats, bounty hunter sharks, and delicate stepping. Enjoy!

Make sure to check out Dr. Cooper's website - drjackacooper.com
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Episode 274 - Black Water (2007) and Black Water: Abyss (2020)

March 18, 2026 • 58 mins
Jay and Mark discuss Black Water (2007) and Black Water: Abyss (2020). The Australian survival horror-thriller films focus on what happens when attractive people battle hungry crocodiles in remote locations. In this episode, they also talk about flashlight work, pregnant characters in crocodile films, and Smaug the stunt crocodile. Enjoy!
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Episode 273 (Friday the 13th - 1980)

March 13, 2026 • 42 mins
Jay and Mark celebrate Friday the 13th by talking about all the waterlogged mayhem in Friday the 13th (1980). In this episode, they also discuss Kevin Bacon belly-flopping, lakeside decapitations, and dry horror franchises. Enjoy!
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