November 26, 2023 • 38 mins
In this episode we have Kim from Whats the Topic CT? and D the Barber back in the studio. We talk about from female and male perspectives, how much does body count really matter to your partner? When should it matter how many sexual partners you've had?
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M hm no, I don't liketo do that. It's me. This
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is your girl V Savage in thebuilding, and I am so happy to
bring back d and we got kids. I do you not keep it moving
in the building? What's up?Y'all? Yeah? And also we need
to know where can the viewers orlisteners, I should say, find your
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podcast what's the topic? CT?Okay, So ladies and gents, you
can find me on Instagram at what'sthe Topic CT eighty seven or you can
find me on YouTube at CT what'sthe topic? Wait? Hold on,
let me just make sure I didthat right. I ain't gotten that many
subscribers. Let me mix. Makesure you go on YouTube and you like
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and subscribe. Please, yes,yes, it's what's the topic? Cet?
Y'all? My bad? What's thetopic? Cet? No apostrophe?
Y'all? Okay? Okay, followyour girl on the green okay. And
today's topic is gonna be body count? Goddamn go do I'm not telling y'all
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mine. Okay, I'll tell y'allmind. But if y'all call me a
home when you see me in publicand someone, okay, you don't got
more than me, it's bad andI don't want indeed, and I think
me as aunt ve no boy sixseventy and eighty two. Honestly, you
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know what, my whole adult life, I literally only had sex with three
people my whole adult life, butmy kid between fifteen and one fucking twenty.
Sheesh. I want to say,God damn, I lost my virginity
at fifteen too. I lost myvirginity at fifty. Okay, So let
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me tell you how I became ahope at a young age. Okay,
I was playing basketball. Okay,I was playing basketball and I was like
the best. And then I hada crush on this boy who moved from
Virginia. Ok So, fine,but no, hedn't want the basketball player.
He want them cheerleaders. Right,So you know I did. I
gave him some pussy and then andthen and then I was his favorite.
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And then after that I fucked hisfriend. See what I'm saying. This
is what happened. I shouldn't betalking about this because my daughters asked me
how to do this, but lookingnet to tell you some God, no,
my heart, I ain't never donothing too bad. I found out
that he was messing with my homegirl. So I messed with his friend,
right, So then his friend wason my body too. So then I
that's when I knew that I wasgonna be all right as an adult,
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as a dolt, all right,And so let me tell y'all, sat
there, hold on, who Ineed to find me? Let me tell
you that I don't like the background. I just feel like I'm so real
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with my off sh Okay, Well, so what did you lose your virginia?
Yeah, just lost twenty two.Let's keep it that I just lost
one. That's not That's why.But matter does body count? It does?
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I think for men. I thinkfor men it matters more than women.
However, However, if I dealwith a guy and everywhere we go,
he you know he had sex orwhatever with someone in that building,
like I can literally walk No,seriously, we don't here, No,
not like me being a podcaster andbeing at events and stuff. I pride
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on the fact that I literally couldwalk into multiple events and there's not one
guy I fucked, if any itmight be one, you know what I'm
saying. For real, all theniggas that I dealt with when I was
younger, or dead or in jail. So think no, no, thank
god for that. That sounded crazy. That's not crazy for that result.
Wish they were looking. I don'twish they were young, but my reputation
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might not be so clean in thesestreets if the motherfuckers was still outside.
So I'm dead, yo, Ican't. I can't even walk in a
k bar. And I have liketen Facebook friends and like at least five
exes, and I'm just like,thank God I didn't suck all these motherfuckers.
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But at the end of the day, like I look all sweet and
innocent, but I had my wholeface too, and my my whole face
was crazy because anybody my woman had, I'm sorry you have to go through
that initiation. A woman would comeout of it. That's how you come
out of it for real. LeastI can still, yo. But when
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them niggas be dapping each other upand I'm like, oh, fuck the
whole it's almost like it just knowsthat's crazy. So so body count does
matter when it comes to not forwomen, I think as so much as
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men. So if a man toldyou he had I'm assuming they have at
least one hundred. No, soyou think it bother man, I don't.
I don't think about it at all. It's like, because I'm young,
bro. Sometimes sometimes well, Imean obviously at your age, if
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somebody had one hundred people, that'scrazy. But when you get another twenty
years on you, like a lothappens in that twenty years, you know,
especially if you go through a divorce. And that's when she was like
saying that when she went through herdivorce, you know, that's when you
know she expressed her side for mewhen I went through my divorce. Actually,
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no, mine was a little bitof both when I was younger because
I wanted to lose my virginity outof curiosity. It's not I didn't love
the dude. I didn't really givetwo ships about the dude. But he
was cool people's and I know hewouldn't do me dirty and he was trustworthy
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Virginia at the time. Yeah,And honestly, I don't think it counts
because I didn't feel a goddamn thingand my cherry dn pop. So I
count host sway from the house forhouse because black house, I didn't even
know what that was. That's myhalf white side. It was very naive.
I was like, you've lived ina house with other people. Why
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is there so many rules? Butyeah, host sway, he popped the
cherry. I just feel like forwomen, us being women, we do
have to keep a cue when itcomes to our jjs. You know what
I'm saying. I do. Ido feel like, you know, like
even even when I have women aroundme that I really like, promiscuous and
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whatnot, like I choose not toreally hang with them. I'm gonna be
honest, like birds of a featherflock together. That is a true fucking
saying. So if you out heresucking dick on a corner for a bag
of weed, I don't want tobe with you. I don't want to
hang with you. I don't wantto be affiliated with you. I'm sorry,
you know what I'm saying. LikeI do have my friends that got
they shit with me, but they'vebeen my friends for a long time,
so they are always gonna be myfriends no matter what they do. But
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to meet new women, I preferto be around women who have a certain
respect for themselves, you know whatI'm saying in the streets, Like I
just I don't, like I said, I, I personally don't want to
be around a man either. Ifif I meet a guy who had too
many sex partners? Nine times outof ten, I'm not gonna deal with
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them. I'm really not. Idon't care how good you look. Do
you feel like you're obligated to tellsomeone your body count? You're not,
because I don't know. That's thatgoddamn shame. That is somebody, somebody,
somebody look at this, well,somebody look at this. Got that.
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I feel like you're asking somebody aboutthe body count, like I don't
even know, So no one willever know, honestly, no one's gonna
be honest, Like, even rightnow, even if I wanted to say,
listen, throughout my whole life,I probably slept with twenty guys,
did I really? Or did Ifuck thirty? Like what woman is really
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gonna be like, yeah, Ifuck fifty seven guys? What? Well?
Yeah, they have no choice becauseyou could go to fucking Triple X
dot com and see him on ona midget dick or something. I don't
but I'm just saying, like,literally, you, I don't know.
I just don't feel like anyone's gonnatell the truth about their body count.
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Yeah, I feel like it doesn'tmatter. The real question, this is
how many STDs. I mean ST I, S STDs and I st
I. This is what intervention infectionand d disease disease. You aren't they
all right? They STD sexual transmitteddisease something you can't get away. S
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T I is like something that youget a pill for a shot for it.
Okay, I didn't know. Ididn't know there was I thought STD
was all of them, just anythingeverything like AIDS and her bees that you
gotta live with, st I Sor something like okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah, some new ship that wenever heard of, because listen,
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it was it was all the same. How much S T S or how
much S T. First of all, First of all, I hope everyone
at this table has a clean,clean bill of help because I won't smoke
with none of y'all mothers. That'sexactly, no. Never, I really
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feel like that. That is definitelyimportant. But how many women like me?
I am so quick to go tomy Yukon health chart. Oh but
you know what I google though,anyone who's ever had chicken pox. Chicken
pox is a form of herpes.So that's why I would I have and
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what's going on in my house?That I had herpes? But that's what
I'm saying. Oh yeah, becausethere's different forms of herpes, so cold
sores is one of the I forgetif it's simplex one or two, but
that's the one that's like not asserious. And is it wrong that if
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I ever see people will like shiparound their mouth autumn macly assume they have
her bees. I mean it probablyis. That's so, it probably is,
but it's so common. It's literallylike seventy percent of the nation has
some form of it. Because generalherpes, that's that's that's the Yeah.
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I think that simplex one that's thebad one. That's the bad. There's
some simplexes. Yeah, there there'smultiple. I don't want to simply I
don't want to, but the chickenpox is grouped with the colstar one,
like yeah, and you can simplyget that from like if somebody come to
your house. Off you can kisssomebody and they got cut you ain't you
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ain't even her. Yeah's listen,Linda, I don't mind know just multiple
people paper cups today is for real. Listen, let me tell you signed
The only disease I've had was diverticulatestand it almost killed me. For real.
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Yeah, when my largest testing eruptedand other than that ADHD, I'm
pretty sure I got the disease ADHD. They don't want to diagnose me with
it because they don't want to payme, but I can't keep it together,
so I'm pretty sure I got Butno like you me personally. When
I was young, I had likea lot of big cousins, so they
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used to always tell me, smella nigga dick. Swear to God,
Swear to God, smell a niggadick. My female cousins tell me smelling
nigga dick, and if the dickhad any fishy smell, stayed afar away
from it. But as the mostguys shower prior to anything, smell a
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nigga dick, they said. Andit worked because I promise you, I
promise you on my soul. Ihave not been in this. I could
put this on my kids my wholelife. I have not been burnt with
an STD. And I smell outthe nigga dick and I smelled two dicks
that smell fishy. This is whenI do wish we have video because it's
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like, how are you smelling it? Are you smelling the tin. Are
you smelling them? What are wesmelling here? I'm gonna show you it,
right and then and then you getto the head and you and then
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I and then I pull it downa little bit like this. Wait,
but that's a mic. It's gonnamake noise. And then I smell.
Yeah, well, squeezing is gonnamake noise. I'm sorry, y'all,
but that's how you do it.I hope y'all felt that. On the
other end, I mean that itworked for me. It might not work
for other motherfuckers. It worked forme. It kept me safe other than
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condoms. Other than condoms because notfor not and if it's not your main,
you're not supposed to be sleeping withthem raw as much as the main
be cheat in these days, Imean ship, that's true smell, especially
if you work shift. Ship absolutelyoh yeah, oh you can't tell.
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But y'all got it easy because youcan tell from the consistency of the discharge
if it's really like milky yellow.I mean, it's supposed to be milky,
but if it has like color smeltswith mine is like cleary. But
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that that's when you're like, Idon't want to say coming, But like
when you're excited, it's more clearbecause I looked it up. Are you
talking a roused in your wet wellwhen you're no, No, just in
general, Yeah, when you're arousedin your wet it's going to be more
clear. Yeah, but just natural, I don't know, popped up in
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my instagram, look like like natural, just the juices, naturally, and
it'll be like, oh, ifit's like thick and yellow, that could
be a yeast infection. Who's fuckingwith a YaST infection? Don't stop it?
Come on, ladies, careful.Yeah, I mean, it could
be multiple things, but it couldbe something as simple as a youast infection.
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Who knows, don't a girl witha cambl toe you know that?
Wait a minute, what's that camel? Just assume? Yeah, I can't.
This is horrible. A body bodycount for women matters, body count
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for men, for most women reallydon't matter. I don't feel like I
feel like men care more. Themen definitely care more about what do you
think? The women? Fucking alot of guys. But I'm getting to
a point where like it shouldn't matter, like you should just health though,
right, So, A real areal man is not going to give a
fuck about what the woman did priorto him anyway, that's the whole anthem.
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It's going So I love the orchestra. So y'all don't know what that
is. That's copping. If there'snot a violent plane, you ain't doing
your ship right. Oh hello,No, but serious, I want to
know from a guy's perspective. Soif people but when you're when you're dealing
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with a chick, isn't it morepositive if she has more like experience under
the belt or would you rather havesomeone in experience that you can kind of
like just not. I don't wantto say train her, but like I
want somebody to cal I don't wantto have to teach you. I do
not need to build a nigga comepre built. You need to know what
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you got. I should not haveto teach no grown ass men. Now,
if it's somebody who's twenty five,twenty six, of course they probably
need to be taught some ship.But if it's a grown ass forty three,
if I got to teach you anything, it's off. It's up.
I don't want nobody a woman fora woman. I think they want to
pre made, Like yeah, thisgotta know what you're doing. Yeah,
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but for a man I'm gonna havefor regardless, I'm gonna I'm gonna turn
you to a freak, like,what's your sign? I really keep it?
Oh my god, querius is I'mso sorry. I don't know what
it is about y'all. Y'all gotthe best sex in the world. I
don't know about you want the storiesyou heard all the stories, I really
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them. I don't want to hearthe stories. Don't know. It's crazy
what these niggas talk about in thebarbershop. We're gonna have to do an
episode called barb I am eight yearsolder than my husband. He is an
Aquarius. My ex husband, Yes, damn, I gotta remember to say
ex ship. Yeah, it doesn'tquite roll off the tongue, but but
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yeah, he's up. That wasyour ex husband? Really quiet? But
then he nah, he's always beena bull sas dominant ask so he I
love his I'm he's not my exhusband because he wasn't a good man.
He is a good man. Hejust wasn't a good man for me.
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I'm too open, out going,sociable. He wants somebody who walk with
They had down saying is. He'sthe type of person like his businesses in
the street, like they know whohe's like, because I feel like most
most aquarious, Like it's like theygot this like mysterious to them. Yeah,
yeah, he mysterious. But everybodyknows what's up a slack. They
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know what's up with him, Likeyou know what I'm saying. He he
he really is in his own means. So yeah, I got that.
I've been to that before. Okay, that depends is a February chorus or
January. I feel like they arelike the widows. Give me a February
career. I'm a February curse earlyFebruary. Okay, give me a Favruary
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record. I like that much morethan how many have you messed with?
Only mess with one, so youdon't even know what it's like. No,
I only dealt with one. ButI have aquarious friends, Like I
have all my male friends that arelike bread and butter, like they're aquarious.
But the women are the same too. You know my mom is aquarius.
Oh god, my mom. Mymom is definitely like a boss in
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her own like she handled her businessacross her teeth, dot her eyes,
and I know, big deal.Freak. That's what I get if I
Hey, Mama, thank you.But but she my mother, God gotta
have it because every man she's everbeen with me and her a wife,
it might not last that long becauseshe don't put up with no bullshit.
But ever my stepdad, my dad, nineteen years old, she was married
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my first like like she always beena wife. She's a good woman for
real. I hope I get that. My first relationship, I was a
baby mama. Then my second one, I was a white I don't know.
I don't know if I want tobe a wife again. I do,
but with the right guy, beinga wife is amazing, amazing.
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I was ready for marriage, evenat nineteen. I was ready for marriage.
It's amazing. It's just you gottahave it with the right person,
and it's compromised. Like my husband, there was no compromising. It was
his way or no way. AndI'm aries, yeah, yeah, no,
I need somebody who we can allright, your way ain't working,
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babies, so let's try my wayand see how it works. Or you
know what I'm saying that that wasthe problem in our relationship. We were
both two way too dominant, likeyou need no you can't have too dominant
people because then you're just bull headedup just like each other. Everything I'm
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I'm like, for me, there'scertain things where I can't budge on,
but anything else like I really don'tcare. So like I like a leader.
I just never met a leader.They're always trying to like amazing girl
code not on the bill, notseriously, Like no, I'm quick to
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tell somebody like you know a lotof females, they break out of their
relationship and they want to dog theother partner. You know what I'm saying.
It's not about that. Some peoplejust grow part Yeah, I'm saying
some people just lose interest in eachother. And it's not bad. It's
okay to not Well, eighteen yearsis a long time, and y'all each
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other. We was just together theother day. We still love each other,
you know what I'm saying, Butwe just know that we are too
much like to be together, likeI I but also like I know I'm
not the same person I was ayear ago. Yeah, so I'm sure
everybody else you know, in that'sa huge time frame, Like yeah,
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and that's amazing that you are evenmarried. Changes, Yeah, you're gonna
constantly change, evolve, like that'sjust what people do. But like,
that's amazing that y'all even had eighteenyears. Let me tell you. I
tell him that all the time.I'll be like, we did not fail
our marriage, and we failed waysI don't know. I don't know anyone
my age or he's thirty five.I don't know anyone either one of our
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ages who and we were committed.I can honestly say for the first thirteen
years of our marriage, he wascommitted to me, and I was one
hundred percent committed to him. Ithink it's more so when I started this,
like really doing the podcast and beingaround other guys and stuff like that,
to his mind, he was makingup things in his head, and
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he started moving on the things hewas making up, Like, you know,
if I came home a little latefrom the podcast, you know,
after we podcast were drinking, weretalking about stuff, Yeah, and I'm
literally only thinking about her, butbecause I was around guys that look like
they have money or I was cheating, and then he started okay in his
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head, and I found I waslike, if you allow a men's mind
to wonder and you don't hold on, hold on, this is not that.
But you know what, I blamedhim because I gave him many opportunities
to come with me wherever I gohere, Yeah, welcome. Well that's
the thing when you have someone who'snot as like socialist are, because my
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ex wasn't social at all. LikeI'd bring him to a baby shower,
he'd be in the quarter, likeon his phone, not talking to anybody.
People would be like, are youokay, y'all fighting or something like,
no, I'm the social one.So it's just like that's when opposites
don't attract, because if you area social person and you're in the limelight
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all the time, you need somebodythat can support you in that, like
I need me another aries and that'swhat my is. Oh we ain't on
that segment, sorry nah, butseriously, like I just feel like,
you know, I'm I'm just chillingright now, honestly, Like I don't
care about a man body count.I feel like as long as when you
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and me, you give me myrespect, you show me my respect when
we together. You know what I'msaying. I most men are gonna do
whatever the fuck they want to dowhen you're not around. And that's just
on periods. You know what I'msaying. But it's like the matter,
it's all about health. If yourhealth is right, you got good health,
you know what I'm saying, Andyou're not out here doing too much?
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Man? Who you fuck? Whatyou fuck? I don't know,
I don't care. I don't Idon't ask that question. I don't.
I don't concern. But it doesn'tcook your body counting. Can you cook?
Can you cook? Damn? Aman gotta cook if he can cook
it and clean. I would lovea man that could cook. I'm so
tired of being the one that gottacook everything. I want to come home
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from a twelve hour shift and dinneris ready, then yeah, and not
fast food. Come. My husbandtried. You know what I'm saying.
He could cook, but that ordersome food quick? No. I mean,
if you you can order food,that's fine, as long as you
feed me, like if we're bothworking hard, Like I'm always going to
be a workaholic. Anybody that datesme knows that I'm always gonna be hustling.
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That's just me. Anybody who knowsall day, every day a barber,
real estate agent, Damn, okay, it's Jack, Jack of all
trades. Yeah, So that's whyI get tired of like the apps,
and that's why the body count isso high because it's like I don't have
time for a relationship. I wouldlove one, but realistically, unless we
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live together, we're never gonna seeeach other. So when do you decide,
Okay, like let's move to thenext step or whatever, because at
the end of the day, likebeing in a situationship where you're friends with
benefits, Okay, that's cool forthe moment, but I don't crave that.
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I got toys for that. LikeI don't really give a fuck about
the sex, to be honest,Like I crave the companionship. You know,
somebody to go out to eat with, someone to watch your shows with
when you're like ready to go tobed or whatever. Like that's what I
crave is the companionship. And that'sanother thing with me, Like I'm the
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type of person where I really likedoing friendship with my dude. Like you
know what I'm saying, let's gothrowing skin, yeah, movies, let's
go do something, Let's go eatwhatever, you know, Let's plan up
a little day party and have ourfriends come through, like they you know
what I'm saying, but he Idon't know, Like I said, I
honestly, I just want to atthis point get money. Yeah, and
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then when I need some good call, I haven't found that yet. Cool
question. Does your husband get likea like an automatic pass? Like how
you know most females they baby fatherlyget a pass. So I'm gonna be
honest with you. My husband betrying all along, he miss, but
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I'm with this noigga that got agirl. I'll be telling him, no,
mmmm you window, open the window, not the door. Put the
window. I don't know. Itwas a crack that canter is done and
I don't want to. I reallyam loyal to my side nigga for ro
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like a dummy. I really amno hat like I have two niggas that
I know will like definitely treat methe way I really want to be treated.
But my side nigga treat me alrightthough. You know, I'm saying,
like, it's not like he treatsme. That can't be that good.
It's amazing he got your race.How sweet? Oh sorry, that's
how it is. That is howgood it is. So his face right
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now, I wish I could seethese face right now because he's like,
what, No, I'm not gonnabe faithful to him for long though he
got about one more week of it. One week. How long has it
been though? Since? What sinceme and have been talking? Yeah?
About five six months? Okay,about five six months. You're gonna podcast
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and put an end to that.Not gonna let you do that shit.
Nah, But I honestly, likeI told myself, once I start like
doing my topic, like my weekendsand stuff like that, I'm about to
dub this nigga for he mmmm,because I feel like I'm gonna find somebody
else. Well, that's that's mine. Let's hope that she finds her distractions,
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because that's what she has to bethirty five plus ye's forty. He
hasn't start like, no disrespect onthee. But like, I don't again,
but I don't got time for ya. Twenty seven and it was yo,
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I can't nobody. And this iswhy I fucking hate Hartford. I
hate Hartford because everybody's connected somehow.So you say you deal with somebody who's
twenty seven. No, I diddeal with somebody that was twenty seven.
It was a one night stand.And what do you know it was the
boss of my ex. It wasthe boss. He was the dean of
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the fucking school that my ex workedfor. I didn't fucking know that he
was twenty seven. He should havebeen no goddamn dean, like I can't
didn't want nobody should be an assistantteacher at the age. So he fired
my ex and I'm just like,oh fuck, And I run into this
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nigga like all the time now,and I'm just like, stop coming to
my bar, go to the barthat you normally go to, Like,
stop coming to my shit because it'sawkward. He knew, he knew,
he knew who I was. Ididn't know who he was, the twenty
seven year old I was. Hedid that on some bullshit because he knew
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who I was. I had ObviouslyI wasn't talking to my ex. We
weren't speaking, so I didn't knowthat he got a new job, specific
school. First achievement out there,out there first. This is why y'all
fail. Don't fail the babies though, don't fail that. Don't fail the
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children. They had nothing to dowith this. That Like, that's crazy
to me, remember crazy, youknow what? Not for nothing. I
just feel like because my daughters areso fire, like my baby girl especial.
Well, I can't even say speciallybecause they both just as fire.
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Alexis is twenty four and she's likethe model type for real, and Davina
is twenty seven, well, shewill be in November, and she's like,
they are very beautiful. So forme, I couldn't date no nigga
younger because I had to beat hisass over me trying to fuck. Well,
that's why I'm saying, if you'reyoung enough to date my child,
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then I know that's out. LikeI met this dude. I have five
yes, am I oldest is gonnabe twenty three this year. That's why
I be showing her picture at thebarbershop. Like, if anybody see this
bitch, you better run because I'mgonna fuck y'all up. I do I
do? Right? Don't I stayaway from my baby because I will kill
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these motherfuckers. And I had totell so many because you know, my
daughter is the producer of my show. Oh I didn't know that. That
shout out to d Flower. Yeah, yeah, she's the producer for my
show. So like when the artistsused to come what they used to be,
or my baby watch out to oldfor that. That's my baby's mom.
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I'm grown. Yeah, I feelthat I'm okay with her dating or
whatever. But like, I justlike, you know, she says,
She says, she knows my resume, so it's enough. It's enough.
What. No. Honestly, Dis a good dude. I took him
under my wing as aunt V andI feel like when he finds the right
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one, he's gonna put his onehundred percent into that relationship. Oh yeah,
he's a good guy. Right now, he hasn't found her yet,
so he's just for some reason,I feel like D like old the bitches.
I feel like he does too.I feel like D like oh the
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bitches. He wants out like twentyseven, twenty twenty. I don't know
when I gather they're definitely not thatage. But I feel like he would
blossom from an older woman, ifthat makes sense. Older ones, especially
as Kruger as I have, Ithink would be with me. Oh's not
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a challenge. Sound like he's tryingto challenge the motherfucker I am. It
just made me uncomfortable. Wait aminute, lunge A challenge accepted, And
I was like, but for real, it's opty for real, really be
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though, I do, I do, I know, I know, and
he's a good he's a good person, and I know he's gonna find the
right one and he's gonna be allin when he finds her. She's gonna
cheat you, right because we coming. Yeah, you know, I will
fuck a bitch up for this one. Tell him, let's talk about it.
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So body count doesn't seem to matterat the end of it, seems
like nobody cares if you fuck athousand niggas. But there goes the whole
anthem. Nobody will forget that number. We need some auto tune over here
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because I can't hit that picture rightnow. Okay, okay, okay,
So we're gonna end this episode rightnow. So kim what was Kim standing
for? Again? Keep it moving, baby, Keep it moving baby.
She gotta go to work. Yeah, and once again, y'all, y'all
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gotta follow me. What's the topiccet on Instagram? Follow y'all to follow
my personal page on Facebook if youlike. That's Kimberly Woods now and d
what what do you want to sayto the people before we get out of
here? In the beginning, Iwas kind of nervous, but you guys
(36:43):
really okay? Wine up? Yeah, there we go. He's like pause,
pause, yea, he left hisselfhoping for that one. All right,
Thank you again everybody listening to DirtyTea podcasts. I appreciate every single
(37:08):
one of you, dirty motherfuckers.I love you all, and you can
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Make sure you hit your girl upKim follow her, subscribe to YouTube
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(37:34):
good night now. I don't liketo do that. J
M hm no, I don't liketo do that. It's me. This
(00:38):
is your girl V Savage in thebuilding, and I am so happy to
bring back d and we got kids. I do you not keep it moving
in the building? What's up?Y'all? Yeah? And also we need
to know where can the viewers orlisteners, I should say, find your
(01:00):
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can find me on Instagram at what'sthe Topic CT eighty seven or you can
find me on YouTube at CT what'sthe topic? Wait? Hold on,
let me just make sure I didthat right. I ain't gotten that many
subscribers. Let me mix. Makesure you go on YouTube and you like
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and subscribe. Please, yes,yes, it's what's the topic? Cet?
Y'all? My bad? What's thetopic? Cet? No apostrophe?
Y'all? Okay? Okay, followyour girl on the green okay. And
today's topic is gonna be body count? Goddamn go do I'm not telling y'all
(01:48):
mine. Okay, I'll tell y'allmind. But if y'all call me a
home when you see me in publicand someone, okay, you don't got
more than me, it's bad andI don't want indeed, and I think
me as aunt ve no boy sixseventy and eighty two. Honestly, you
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know what, my whole adult life, I literally only had sex with three
people my whole adult life, butmy kid between fifteen and one fucking twenty.
Sheesh. I want to say,God damn, I lost my virginity
at fifteen too. I lost myvirginity at fifty. Okay, So let
(02:37):
me tell you how I became ahope at a young age. Okay,
I was playing basketball. Okay,I was playing basketball and I was like
the best. And then I hada crush on this boy who moved from
Virginia. Ok So, fine,but no, hedn't want the basketball player.
He want them cheerleaders. Right,So you know I did. I
gave him some pussy and then andthen and then I was his favorite.
(03:04):
And then after that I fucked hisfriend. See what I'm saying. This
is what happened. I shouldn't betalking about this because my daughters asked me
how to do this, but lookingnet to tell you some God, no,
my heart, I ain't never donothing too bad. I found out
that he was messing with my homegirl. So I messed with his friend,
right, So then his friend wason my body too. So then I
that's when I knew that I wasgonna be all right as an adult,
(03:27):
as a dolt, all right,And so let me tell y'all, sat
there, hold on, who Ineed to find me? Let me tell
you that I don't like the background. I just feel like I'm so real
(03:53):
with my off sh Okay, Well, so what did you lose your virginia?
Yeah, just lost twenty two.Let's keep it that I just lost
one. That's not That's why.But matter does body count? It does?
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I think for men. I thinkfor men it matters more than women.
However, However, if I dealwith a guy and everywhere we go,
he you know he had sex orwhatever with someone in that building,
like I can literally walk No,seriously, we don't here, No,
not like me being a podcaster andbeing at events and stuff. I pride
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on the fact that I literally couldwalk into multiple events and there's not one
guy I fucked, if any itmight be one, you know what I'm
saying. For real, all theniggas that I dealt with when I was
younger, or dead or in jail. So think no, no, thank
god for that. That sounded crazy. That's not crazy for that result.
Wish they were looking. I don'twish they were young, but my reputation
(05:04):
might not be so clean in thesestreets if the motherfuckers was still outside.
So I'm dead, yo, Ican't. I can't even walk in a
k bar. And I have liketen Facebook friends and like at least five
exes, and I'm just like,thank God I didn't suck all these motherfuckers.
(05:27):
But at the end of the day, like I look all sweet and
innocent, but I had my wholeface too, and my my whole face
was crazy because anybody my woman had, I'm sorry you have to go through
that initiation. A woman would comeout of it. That's how you come
out of it for real. LeastI can still, yo. But when
(05:50):
them niggas be dapping each other upand I'm like, oh, fuck the
whole it's almost like it just knowsthat's crazy. So so body count does
matter when it comes to not forwomen, I think as so much as
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men. So if a man toldyou he had I'm assuming they have at
least one hundred. No, soyou think it bother man, I don't.
I don't think about it at all. It's like, because I'm young,
bro. Sometimes sometimes well, Imean obviously at your age, if
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somebody had one hundred people, that'scrazy. But when you get another twenty
years on you, like a lothappens in that twenty years, you know,
especially if you go through a divorce. And that's when she was like
saying that when she went through herdivorce, you know, that's when you
know she expressed her side for mewhen I went through my divorce. Actually,
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no, mine was a little bitof both when I was younger because
I wanted to lose my virginity outof curiosity. It's not I didn't love
the dude. I didn't really givetwo ships about the dude. But he
was cool people's and I know hewouldn't do me dirty and he was trustworthy
(07:21):
Virginia at the time. Yeah,And honestly, I don't think it counts
because I didn't feel a goddamn thingand my cherry dn pop. So I
count host sway from the house forhouse because black house, I didn't even
know what that was. That's myhalf white side. It was very naive.
I was like, you've lived ina house with other people. Why
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is there so many rules? Butyeah, host sway, he popped the
cherry. I just feel like forwomen, us being women, we do
have to keep a cue when itcomes to our jjs. You know what
I'm saying. I do. Ido feel like, you know, like
even even when I have women aroundme that I really like, promiscuous and
(08:05):
whatnot, like I choose not toreally hang with them. I'm gonna be
honest, like birds of a featherflock together. That is a true fucking
saying. So if you out heresucking dick on a corner for a bag
of weed, I don't want tobe with you. I don't want to
hang with you. I don't wantto be affiliated with you. I'm sorry,
you know what I'm saying. LikeI do have my friends that got
they shit with me, but they'vebeen my friends for a long time,
so they are always gonna be myfriends no matter what they do. But
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to meet new women, I preferto be around women who have a certain
respect for themselves, you know whatI'm saying in the streets, Like I
just I don't, like I said, I, I personally don't want to
be around a man either. Ifif I meet a guy who had too
many sex partners? Nine times outof ten, I'm not gonna deal with
(08:50):
them. I'm really not. Idon't care how good you look. Do
you feel like you're obligated to tellsomeone your body count? You're not,
because I don't know. That's thatgoddamn shame. That is somebody, somebody,
somebody look at this, well,somebody look at this. Got that.
(09:16):
I feel like you're asking somebody aboutthe body count, like I don't
even know, So no one willever know, honestly, no one's gonna
be honest, Like, even rightnow, even if I wanted to say,
listen, throughout my whole life,I probably slept with twenty guys,
did I really? Or did Ifuck thirty? Like what woman is really
(09:37):
gonna be like, yeah, Ifuck fifty seven guys? What? Well?
Yeah, they have no choice becauseyou could go to fucking Triple X
dot com and see him on ona midget dick or something. I don't
but I'm just saying, like,literally, you, I don't know.
I just don't feel like anyone's gonnatell the truth about their body count.
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Yeah, I feel like it doesn'tmatter. The real question, this is
how many STDs. I mean ST I, S STDs and I st
I. This is what intervention infectionand d disease disease. You aren't they
all right? They STD sexual transmitteddisease something you can't get away. S
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T I is like something that youget a pill for a shot for it.
Okay, I didn't know. Ididn't know there was I thought STD
was all of them, just anythingeverything like AIDS and her bees that you
gotta live with, st I Sor something like okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah, some new ship that wenever heard of, because listen,
(10:46):
it was it was all the same. How much S T S or how
much S T. First of all, First of all, I hope everyone
at this table has a clean,clean bill of help because I won't smoke
with none of y'all mothers. That'sexactly, no. Never, I really
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feel like that. That is definitelyimportant. But how many women like me?
I am so quick to go tomy Yukon health chart. Oh but
you know what I google though,anyone who's ever had chicken pox. Chicken
pox is a form of herpes.So that's why I would I have and
(11:35):
what's going on in my house?That I had herpes? But that's what
I'm saying. Oh yeah, becausethere's different forms of herpes, so cold
sores is one of the I forgetif it's simplex one or two, but
that's the one that's like not asserious. And is it wrong that if
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I ever see people will like shiparound their mouth autumn macly assume they have
her bees. I mean it probablyis. That's so, it probably is,
but it's so common. It's literallylike seventy percent of the nation has
some form of it. Because generalherpes, that's that's that's the Yeah.
(12:16):
I think that simplex one that's thebad one. That's the bad. There's
some simplexes. Yeah, there there'smultiple. I don't want to simply I
don't want to, but the chickenpox is grouped with the colstar one,
like yeah, and you can simplyget that from like if somebody come to
your house. Off you can kisssomebody and they got cut you ain't you
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ain't even her. Yeah's listen,Linda, I don't mind know just multiple
people paper cups today is for real. Listen, let me tell you signed
The only disease I've had was diverticulatestand it almost killed me. For real.
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Yeah, when my largest testing eruptedand other than that ADHD, I'm
pretty sure I got the disease ADHD. They don't want to diagnose me with
it because they don't want to payme, but I can't keep it together,
so I'm pretty sure I got Butno like you me personally. When
I was young, I had likea lot of big cousins, so they
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used to always tell me, smella nigga dick. Swear to God,
Swear to God, smell a niggadick. My female cousins tell me smelling
nigga dick, and if the dickhad any fishy smell, stayed afar away
from it. But as the mostguys shower prior to anything, smell a
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nigga dick, they said. Andit worked because I promise you, I
promise you on my soul. Ihave not been in this. I could
put this on my kids my wholelife. I have not been burnt with
an STD. And I smell outthe nigga dick and I smelled two dicks
that smell fishy. This is whenI do wish we have video because it's
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like, how are you smelling it? Are you smelling the tin. Are
you smelling them? What are wesmelling here? I'm gonna show you it,
right and then and then you getto the head and you and then
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I and then I pull it downa little bit like this. Wait,
but that's a mic. It's gonnamake noise. And then I smell.
Yeah, well, squeezing is gonnamake noise. I'm sorry, y'all,
but that's how you do it.I hope y'all felt that. On the
other end, I mean that itworked for me. It might not work
for other motherfuckers. It worked forme. It kept me safe other than
(14:50):
condoms. Other than condoms because notfor not and if it's not your main,
you're not supposed to be sleeping withthem raw as much as the main
be cheat in these days, Imean ship, that's true smell, especially
if you work shift. Ship absolutelyoh yeah, oh you can't tell.
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But y'all got it easy because youcan tell from the consistency of the discharge
if it's really like milky yellow.I mean, it's supposed to be milky,
but if it has like color smeltswith mine is like cleary. But
(15:39):
that that's when you're like, Idon't want to say coming, But like
when you're excited, it's more clearbecause I looked it up. Are you
talking a roused in your wet wellwhen you're no, No, just in
general, Yeah, when you're arousedin your wet it's going to be more
clear. Yeah, but just natural, I don't know, popped up in
(16:03):
my instagram, look like like natural, just the juices, naturally, and
it'll be like, oh, ifit's like thick and yellow, that could
be a yeast infection. Who's fuckingwith a YaST infection? Don't stop it?
Come on, ladies, careful.Yeah, I mean, it could
be multiple things, but it couldbe something as simple as a youast infection.
(16:27):
Who knows, don't a girl witha cambl toe you know that?
Wait a minute, what's that camel? Just assume? Yeah, I can't.
This is horrible. A body bodycount for women matters, body count
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for men, for most women reallydon't matter. I don't feel like I
feel like men care more. Themen definitely care more about what do you
think? The women? Fucking alot of guys. But I'm getting to
a point where like it shouldn't matter, like you should just health though,
right, So, A real areal man is not going to give a
fuck about what the woman did priorto him anyway, that's the whole anthem.
(17:15):
It's going So I love the orchestra. So y'all don't know what that
is. That's copping. If there'snot a violent plane, you ain't doing
your ship right. Oh hello,No, but serious, I want to
know from a guy's perspective. Soif people but when you're when you're dealing
(17:48):
with a chick, isn't it morepositive if she has more like experience under
the belt or would you rather havesomeone in experience that you can kind of
like just not. I don't wantto say train her, but like I
want somebody to cal I don't wantto have to teach you. I do
not need to build a nigga comepre built. You need to know what
(18:11):
you got. I should not haveto teach no grown ass men. Now,
if it's somebody who's twenty five,twenty six, of course they probably
need to be taught some ship.But if it's a grown ass forty three,
if I got to teach you anything, it's off. It's up.
I don't want nobody a woman fora woman. I think they want to
pre made, Like yeah, thisgotta know what you're doing. Yeah,
(18:32):
but for a man I'm gonna havefor regardless, I'm gonna I'm gonna turn
you to a freak, like,what's your sign? I really keep it?
Oh my god, querius is I'mso sorry. I don't know what
it is about y'all. Y'all gotthe best sex in the world. I
don't know about you want the storiesyou heard all the stories, I really
(18:56):
them. I don't want to hearthe stories. Don't know. It's crazy
what these niggas talk about in thebarbershop. We're gonna have to do an
episode called barb I am eight yearsolder than my husband. He is an
Aquarius. My ex husband, Yes, damn, I gotta remember to say
ex ship. Yeah, it doesn'tquite roll off the tongue, but but
(19:18):
yeah, he's up. That wasyour ex husband? Really quiet? But
then he nah, he's always beena bull sas dominant ask so he I
love his I'm he's not my exhusband because he wasn't a good man.
He is a good man. Hejust wasn't a good man for me.
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I'm too open, out going,sociable. He wants somebody who walk with
They had down saying is. He'sthe type of person like his businesses in
the street, like they know whohe's like, because I feel like most
most aquarious, Like it's like theygot this like mysterious to them. Yeah,
yeah, he mysterious. But everybodyknows what's up a slack. They
(20:00):
know what's up with him, Likeyou know what I'm saying. He he
he really is in his own means. So yeah, I got that.
I've been to that before. Okay, that depends is a February chorus or
January. I feel like they arelike the widows. Give me a February
career. I'm a February curse earlyFebruary. Okay, give me a Favruary
(20:22):
record. I like that much morethan how many have you messed with?
Only mess with one, so youdon't even know what it's like. No,
I only dealt with one. ButI have aquarious friends, Like I
have all my male friends that arelike bread and butter, like they're aquarious.
But the women are the same too. You know my mom is aquarius.
Oh god, my mom. Mymom is definitely like a boss in
(20:51):
her own like she handled her businessacross her teeth, dot her eyes,
and I know, big deal.Freak. That's what I get if I
Hey, Mama, thank you.But but she my mother, God gotta
have it because every man she's everbeen with me and her a wife,
it might not last that long becauseshe don't put up with no bullshit.
But ever my stepdad, my dad, nineteen years old, she was married
(21:11):
my first like like she always beena wife. She's a good woman for
real. I hope I get that. My first relationship, I was a
baby mama. Then my second one, I was a white I don't know.
I don't know if I want tobe a wife again. I do,
but with the right guy, beinga wife is amazing, amazing.
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I was ready for marriage, evenat nineteen. I was ready for marriage.
It's amazing. It's just you gottahave it with the right person,
and it's compromised. Like my husband, there was no compromising. It was
his way or no way. AndI'm aries, yeah, yeah, no,
I need somebody who we can allright, your way ain't working,
(21:56):
babies, so let's try my wayand see how it works. Or you
know what I'm saying that that wasthe problem in our relationship. We were
both two way too dominant, likeyou need no you can't have too dominant
people because then you're just bull headedup just like each other. Everything I'm
(22:17):
I'm like, for me, there'scertain things where I can't budge on,
but anything else like I really don'tcare. So like I like a leader.
I just never met a leader.They're always trying to like amazing girl
code not on the bill, notseriously, Like no, I'm quick to
(22:49):
tell somebody like you know a lotof females, they break out of their
relationship and they want to dog theother partner. You know what I'm saying.
It's not about that. Some peoplejust grow part Yeah, I'm saying
some people just lose interest in eachother. And it's not bad. It's
okay to not Well, eighteen yearsis a long time, and y'all each
(23:10):
other. We was just together theother day. We still love each other,
you know what I'm saying, Butwe just know that we are too
much like to be together, likeI I but also like I know I'm
not the same person I was ayear ago. Yeah, so I'm sure
everybody else you know, in that'sa huge time frame, Like yeah,
(23:30):
and that's amazing that you are evenmarried. Changes, Yeah, you're gonna
constantly change, evolve, like that'sjust what people do. But like,
that's amazing that y'all even had eighteenyears. Let me tell you. I
tell him that all the time.I'll be like, we did not fail
our marriage, and we failed waysI don't know. I don't know anyone
my age or he's thirty five.I don't know anyone either one of our
(23:53):
ages who and we were committed.I can honestly say for the first thirteen
years of our marriage, he wascommitted to me, and I was one
hundred percent committed to him. Ithink it's more so when I started this,
like really doing the podcast and beingaround other guys and stuff like that,
to his mind, he was makingup things in his head, and
(24:15):
he started moving on the things hewas making up, Like, you know,
if I came home a little latefrom the podcast, you know,
after we podcast were drinking, weretalking about stuff, Yeah, and I'm
literally only thinking about her, butbecause I was around guys that look like
they have money or I was cheating, and then he started okay in his
(24:37):
head, and I found I waslike, if you allow a men's mind
to wonder and you don't hold on, hold on, this is not that.
But you know what, I blamedhim because I gave him many opportunities
to come with me wherever I gohere, Yeah, welcome. Well that's
the thing when you have someone who'snot as like socialist are, because my
(25:02):
ex wasn't social at all. LikeI'd bring him to a baby shower,
he'd be in the quarter, likeon his phone, not talking to anybody.
People would be like, are youokay, y'all fighting or something like,
no, I'm the social one.So it's just like that's when opposites
don't attract, because if you area social person and you're in the limelight
(25:22):
all the time, you need somebodythat can support you in that, like
I need me another aries and that'swhat my is. Oh we ain't on
that segment, sorry nah, butseriously, like I just feel like,
you know, I'm I'm just chillingright now, honestly, Like I don't
care about a man body count.I feel like as long as when you
(25:45):
and me, you give me myrespect, you show me my respect when
we together. You know what I'msaying. I most men are gonna do
whatever the fuck they want to dowhen you're not around. And that's just
on periods. You know what I'msaying. But it's like the matter,
it's all about health. If yourhealth is right, you got good health,
you know what I'm saying, Andyou're not out here doing too much?
(26:07):
Man? Who you fuck? Whatyou fuck? I don't know,
I don't care. I don't Idon't ask that question. I don't.
I don't concern. But it doesn'tcook your body counting. Can you cook?
Can you cook? Damn? Aman gotta cook if he can cook
it and clean. I would lovea man that could cook. I'm so
tired of being the one that gottacook everything. I want to come home
(26:30):
from a twelve hour shift and dinneris ready, then yeah, and not
fast food. Come. My husbandtried. You know what I'm saying.
He could cook, but that ordersome food quick? No. I mean,
if you you can order food,that's fine, as long as you
feed me, like if we're bothworking hard, Like I'm always going to
be a workaholic. Anybody that datesme knows that I'm always gonna be hustling.
(26:52):
That's just me. Anybody who knowsall day, every day a barber,
real estate agent, Damn, okay, it's Jack, Jack of all
trades. Yeah, So that's whyI get tired of like the apps,
and that's why the body count isso high because it's like I don't have
time for a relationship. I wouldlove one, but realistically, unless we
(27:18):
live together, we're never gonna seeeach other. So when do you decide,
Okay, like let's move to thenext step or whatever, because at
the end of the day, likebeing in a situationship where you're friends with
benefits, Okay, that's cool forthe moment, but I don't crave that.
(27:40):
I got toys for that. LikeI don't really give a fuck about
the sex, to be honest,Like I crave the companionship. You know,
somebody to go out to eat with, someone to watch your shows with
when you're like ready to go tobed or whatever. Like that's what I
crave is the companionship. And that'sanother thing with me, Like I'm the
(28:03):
type of person where I really likedoing friendship with my dude. Like you
know what I'm saying, let's gothrowing skin, yeah, movies, let's
go do something, Let's go eatwhatever, you know, Let's plan up
a little day party and have ourfriends come through, like they you know
what I'm saying, but he Idon't know, Like I said, I
honestly, I just want to atthis point get money. Yeah, and
(28:27):
then when I need some good call, I haven't found that yet. Cool
question. Does your husband get likea like an automatic pass? Like how
you know most females they baby fatherlyget a pass. So I'm gonna be
honest with you. My husband betrying all along, he miss, but
(28:48):
I'm with this noigga that got agirl. I'll be telling him, no,
mmmm you window, open the window, not the door. Put the
window. I don't know. Itwas a crack that canter is done and
I don't want to. I reallyam loyal to my side nigga for ro
(29:10):
like a dummy. I really amno hat like I have two niggas that
I know will like definitely treat methe way I really want to be treated.
But my side nigga treat me alrightthough. You know, I'm saying,
like, it's not like he treatsme. That can't be that good.
It's amazing he got your race.How sweet? Oh sorry, that's
how it is. That is howgood it is. So his face right
(29:37):
now, I wish I could seethese face right now because he's like,
what, No, I'm not gonnabe faithful to him for long though he
got about one more week of it. One week. How long has it
been though? Since? What sinceme and have been talking? Yeah?
About five six months? Okay,about five six months. You're gonna podcast
(29:57):
and put an end to that.Not gonna let you do that shit.
Nah, But I honestly, likeI told myself, once I start like
doing my topic, like my weekendsand stuff like that, I'm about to
dub this nigga for he mmmm,because I feel like I'm gonna find somebody
else. Well, that's that's mine. Let's hope that she finds her distractions,
(30:19):
because that's what she has to bethirty five plus ye's forty. He
hasn't start like, no disrespect onthee. But like, I don't again,
but I don't got time for ya. Twenty seven and it was yo,
(30:41):
I can't nobody. And this iswhy I fucking hate Hartford. I
hate Hartford because everybody's connected somehow.So you say you deal with somebody who's
twenty seven. No, I diddeal with somebody that was twenty seven.
It was a one night stand.And what do you know it was the
boss of my ex. It wasthe boss. He was the dean of
(31:06):
the fucking school that my ex workedfor. I didn't fucking know that he
was twenty seven. He should havebeen no goddamn dean, like I can't
didn't want nobody should be an assistantteacher at the age. So he fired
my ex and I'm just like,oh fuck, And I run into this
(31:27):
nigga like all the time now,and I'm just like, stop coming to
my bar, go to the barthat you normally go to, Like,
stop coming to my shit because it'sawkward. He knew, he knew,
he knew who I was. Ididn't know who he was, the twenty
seven year old I was. Hedid that on some bullshit because he knew
(31:51):
who I was. I had ObviouslyI wasn't talking to my ex. We
weren't speaking, so I didn't knowthat he got a new job, specific
school. First achievement out there,out there first. This is why y'all
fail. Don't fail the babies though, don't fail that. Don't fail the
(32:16):
children. They had nothing to dowith this. That Like, that's crazy
to me, remember crazy, youknow what? Not for nothing. I
just feel like because my daughters areso fire, like my baby girl especial.
Well, I can't even say speciallybecause they both just as fire.
(32:37):
Alexis is twenty four and she's likethe model type for real, and Davina
is twenty seven, well, shewill be in November, and she's like,
they are very beautiful. So forme, I couldn't date no nigga
younger because I had to beat hisass over me trying to fuck. Well,
that's why I'm saying, if you'reyoung enough to date my child,
(33:00):
then I know that's out. LikeI met this dude. I have five
yes, am I oldest is gonnabe twenty three this year. That's why
I be showing her picture at thebarbershop. Like, if anybody see this
bitch, you better run because I'mgonna fuck y'all up. I do I
do? Right? Don't I stayaway from my baby because I will kill
(33:23):
these motherfuckers. And I had totell so many because you know, my
daughter is the producer of my show. Oh I didn't know that. That
shout out to d Flower. Yeah, yeah, she's the producer for my
show. So like when the artistsused to come what they used to be,
or my baby watch out to oldfor that. That's my baby's mom.
(33:45):
I'm grown. Yeah, I feelthat I'm okay with her dating or
whatever. But like, I justlike, you know, she says,
She says, she knows my resume, so it's enough. It's enough.
What. No. Honestly, Dis a good dude. I took him
under my wing as aunt V andI feel like when he finds the right
(34:09):
one, he's gonna put his onehundred percent into that relationship. Oh yeah,
he's a good guy. Right now, he hasn't found her yet,
so he's just for some reason,I feel like D like old the bitches.
I feel like he does too.I feel like D like oh the
(34:29):
bitches. He wants out like twentyseven, twenty twenty. I don't know
when I gather they're definitely not thatage. But I feel like he would
blossom from an older woman, ifthat makes sense. Older ones, especially
as Kruger as I have, Ithink would be with me. Oh's not
(34:52):
a challenge. Sound like he's tryingto challenge the motherfucker I am. It
just made me uncomfortable. Wait aminute, lunge A challenge accepted, And
I was like, but for real, it's opty for real, really be
(35:16):
though, I do, I do, I know, I know, and
he's a good he's a good person, and I know he's gonna find the
right one and he's gonna be allin when he finds her. She's gonna
cheat you, right because we coming. Yeah, you know, I will
fuck a bitch up for this one. Tell him, let's talk about it.
(35:37):
So body count doesn't seem to matterat the end of it, seems
like nobody cares if you fuck athousand niggas. But there goes the whole
anthem. Nobody will forget that number. We need some auto tune over here
(35:58):
because I can't hit that picture rightnow. Okay, okay, okay,
So we're gonna end this episode rightnow. So kim what was Kim standing
for? Again? Keep it moving, baby, Keep it moving baby.
She gotta go to work. Yeah, and once again, y'all, y'all
(36:22):
gotta follow me. What's the topiccet on Instagram? Follow y'all to follow
my personal page on Facebook if youlike. That's Kimberly Woods now and d
what what do you want to sayto the people before we get out of
here? In the beginning, Iwas kind of nervous, but you guys
(36:43):
really okay? Wine up? Yeah, there we go. He's like pause,
pause, yea, he left hisselfhoping for that one. All right,
Thank you again everybody listening to DirtyTea podcasts. I appreciate every single
(37:08):
one of you, dirty motherfuckers.I love you all, and you can
follow me at Snapchat, Facebook,Instagram, Dirty the Letter t Underscore podcast.
Make sure you hit your girl upKim follow her, subscribe to YouTube
at what's the topic seat. Yes, that's without apostrophe, no apostrophe,
(37:34):
good night now. I don't liketo do that. J
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