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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Huh no, I don't like to do that.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Welcome to Dirty Tea Podcast. Is your girl v Savage
in the building and we have some special guests for
you today. We have Hartford very own Cliff Mullah say
hi to everybody.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Love everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He is a filmmaker. Correct, and uh, tell us the
name of your television show that you got going on
right now?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
My television Let me say that again. My television show
I have out right now is on YouTube. It's called
Hard for nine one one. It's about me, Cliff Mulla.
I'm an emt. I'm a kind of a sucker for love,
simp type of hopeless, romantic kind of guy. I'm trying
to find love. And my best friend Moe Green, he's
more the quag man of the show. He's a sex addict.
(01:24):
And you know, we save people. I try to be
in relationships and shit.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, I love that. And then you can welcome back Coco.
It's been a minute since Coco La Barber has been
in the building since he said women age like milk.
So he's been on the back burner for quite.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Some time now.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Somebody feelings got hurt. I mean, but look, I mean,
I don't know why you felt offended.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
No, it's all funny games over here. But yeah, I
had to walk him to his car because I think
the other girls ready to have at it.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh yeah, there was other women. He's being now, okay,
I like that. That's funny.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I was being accurate in my speaker.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I mean, yes, yeah, he was like men age like
fine wine and women age like milk on a panel
full of women.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
What did they did? They look bad?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
No, they're Hispanic.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So I mean energy bro. I mean Hispanics do got
fop us. But I mean some people like that.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I like it. That's wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You can't say some of them don't give.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So before we get on our topic, I was watching
some of your episodes and if you catch episode five, specifically,
Mula and Cocoa are both on that episode, and I
was dying laughing because it starts off with Mulla going
to get his hair cut. He's getting ready for his
(03:04):
first date. And what made you start this show?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
What inspired you to start this?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I was helping out a good friend of mine, also comedian,
named each shot out each group. Though he lived in
West Harder at the time. He was helping him move
and he was friend with his like white hippie chick
and she had an ambulance and he was putting some
of the shit in the ambulance, like moving and I
don't smoke a weed in the back of the end.
And it's like, I should do a show about this.
Then I put a poll on my Instagram store, like
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should I do like a skit with this, and people
said yes. A lot of people said yes. I'm just
like I'm gonna do it, So a few years later
started doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Definitely a good concept. I loved it. Also, I wanted
to bring up anyone going to barber Expo, Coco and
I will be in the building. Coco got a booth
this year, so it's gonna be lit. And that's the
weekend of May seventeenth, so I think think Sunday is
(04:01):
the eighteenth. That's when we're gonna be at the booth
and you gotta catch Cocoa cuts. And he has a
travel agency now and I joined the travel agency and
were making moves traveling the world.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
We will be.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Raffling off a five day, four night crew.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Make sure you say that into the mic.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
We will be raffling off Fournight luxury cruise. You have
your choice of three cruise lines, you have your choice
of four different ports, and I paid the taxes. Man,
Just go and have fun. I only need twenty dollars.
That's how much the raffle ticket is. Twenty dollars. It's
(04:45):
gonna be live, It's going to be announced at the
barber ex Bow. I'm gonna have v do it on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
All right, I had another question for Mua before we
move on to today's spicy topic. Where did you come
up with the name Hartford? Nine to one one? Why Harford? Specifically?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I want to put Harford on the map. I want
to one day be like a Spike Lee. You know
how Spike Lee all his movies is about like we
get it, you're from Brooklyn. I want that type of
aspect in my film in the future. And Harford. I
one just came to me. I just I don't know.
I didn't I didn't really think of it too hard.
It just the first thing I thought of. That's gonna
be the name of it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Lord knows, there's always something going on in Hartford. There's
always madness. Like you literally just drive down the street
and you're gonna see I saw a house on fire,
Like there's always something going on. The licks dancing in
the middle of the street, Like three people on a scooter.
(05:52):
Oh you know that guy that be on that bike
that he built. That's like that super.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, you got like three bikes on top of each.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Three bikes on top of each other.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's funny case I'd be like numb the ship like that,
I see something like it's just it's regular.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Right, It's regular for us because we see it all
the time. But today's topic is dirty talk and the
reason I wanted to talk about this one I haven't
done this subject yet, so I thought it would be interesting.
I got some pretty good feedback on Facebook, and I
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feel like there's a good time for it and there's
a bad time for it, Like especially like the sex
thing and all that stuff kind of creeps me out.
When you're in the moment, it's fine, but like when
when guys text you like oh I need more of that,
and like they think that that's a turn on, and
(06:54):
I'm just here to tell y'all it's not. And I
want to know from a guy's point of view. I'll
let Mulla speak first, Like what is a turn on
for a girl to say to you, like, for example,
if a girl says like, I don't have any panties on, Like,
(07:17):
does that do it for you? Or is that like weird?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I mean what turned me on really is just fucking them,
like the the tension behind it, the you know you're touching, Yeah,
I don't have any panties on. It depends like if
we it was already fucking we already got chemistry. Yeah,
if they tell me you don't got no panties on,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
But so what if like a girl walked up to
you at a bar and just like whispered in your ear,
I don't have any panties on?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It depends how she looks or how drunk I am,
because we all look the same with the light song.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So it's whatever, Coco, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
What what would turn you on for a girl to
say to you? And is it okay for her to
like you? Would you rather be in the moment?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
You could tell me you don't got no pennies? But
what does this smell? Like?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I don't I don't want that, you know, like, oh
what is that? And then she'd be like, hey, I
don't have no pennies. I don't want that moment. But
you know, if you're telling me, hey, but nine times
out of ten, I already know because I'm looking.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Man, if I'm on a date, what you already know?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Like, So, it's funny because one of our Facebook listeners said,
I asked Facebook, what is the worst thing somebody's ever
said to you in the bedroom? And uh, he told
the girl. This is Dwight says, I told Shorty that
(08:55):
she got that hot wet fishy, not.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Wet fish hot.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What so?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I mean that Nigga was still hitting that ship, his face.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
To the side, and you knew what it smelt like
before you got it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh yeah, every dude done that before, every dude done
his sign that stink.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
He said he was out after the fact. But yeah,
how does it make you feel if a girl says,
choke me?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I mean, I mean, but get ready now you want
to get on the mic? I mean doing it anyway?
She probably don't even got to ask me. I'm probably
already doing it like that. Though I can't say for
every girl from ninety percent of my experiences, they it
is just in the moment, they just wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
The choking chicks be different, bro.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, I feel like that's a chok be different of
sexual exploration because there's so many girls that are very
like prude, they've never tried.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
No.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
No, it's some chicks that just been traumatized. Like it
probably wasn't it probably wasn't talked about. It probably was
too much himney, you know what I mean. It probably
could have been anything.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, but that's something like in the moment, you kind
of just gotta know to do that ship. That's how
I don't know, you can't like playing that like I'm
gonna choke you right now. Girls, the sound too robotic.
They gotta just be.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I be feeling like some chicks be trying to like.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Bait you in the children, you know what I mean,
you know, like keep talking like she gotta get snatched
up type ship.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, those are the choking chicks, bro. And that's why
I'm saying they're fucking weird.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Like instead of being like, hey, you know, I'm into
this exphyxiation thinguld just be like, oh this bitch as.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You know, Yeah, they kind of want you to like yeah, yeah,
that was kind of weird, like they kind of want
to start an argument with you, and then you check them.
They're like, why are you talking to me like that?
And it just leaded what to me is sex. That's cool,
but it's like you want me to get mad at
you for what. I'm a laid back dude, Like, I
don't really I think it's there.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
They're trying to get that angry sex because it's a
little bit different. It hits a little bit different when
you have that makeup.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
It's like a little argument every now and then.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Making love or whatever you want to call it, because
I don't know for me, that's boring.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But do you like getting choked?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I wouldn't say choked, but like a firm like.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm not gonna try to like.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
You gotta gotta pick trunk.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
A long neck.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You're gonna put that on your Facebook day profile. I got.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
There's always a safe word, pineapple. Don't like choke me
out like in the midst of it. But I mean, like,
just like I like it when somebody kisses you and
they like grab you hard, like come here that I like.
I don't like being like choked. Yeah, you know, you
know everybody hard for No. When I drink, I get
(12:20):
a little while, I get white girl wasted and I
start making out with somebody random. That's what I do.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's such a good kisser, that's dope.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I had to block.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Them though, they do get blocked.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Sorry, block them because you feel bad.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Bushtag classy black.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Girls, too bad. I like that ship. I like that ship, but.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh my god, there was some pretty funny ones. Erica said.
The worst thing somebody ever said to her is I
want to get you preged that. Okay, who does that
in the middle, Like I would immediately know one hundred
you're getting the funk off. That's a deal breaker.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
It's a deal breaker when it's the other way around, too, well,
you're like, hey, get off me and the mother fucker
like I ain't getting No, don't leave it in me. No, no, no,
you have to speak both angles.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's what you guys are here for. Yeah, I'm trying
to give a male perspective.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
No, no, I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I mean, I ain't gonna lie and did the opposite
girl be like none to me. I'll probably just do
that ship, you know, because like you gotta just take
that care. I'm I've done it being drunk, like, oh damn,
why did I do that? Ship? That was stupid? But yeah,
sometimes you just it's in the mood. It's just yeah,
I'm not saying it all the time. I have any children,
(13:52):
do I No? No, I should but no I don't.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I shouldn't you know?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, no, no, no, no. I would know, would definitely know,
but you wouldn't know. I would know, would I would know?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
You're touring a million cities, now, bro get out of him.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, if I ain't bowing the sun in every city.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Three in Vermont, they got.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
That mustache, that's how we gonna know.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
By third grade with thistag.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Let's see, pet Oh, this had me dying. So Pedro said,
the worst thing that was ever said to him was
he asked her who's your daddy? And she proceeded to
say her real dad's name.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
That sounds so he wasn't mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
She just didn't understand the assignment. Maybe that's crazy because
why would you ask.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You in there?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
He wasn't in there.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
He got to kind of lift the legs up and
put the pillow of the room.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Get the legs okay.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I even said, what are you doing to my wife.
So I guess I even got walked in on. We're happy,
You're still like.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
What are you doing to my That's funny, that's that's funny.
That's funny. What are you doing to my wife? He's
trying to like study it, like, damn, I never did that.
Try to move next time? What are you doing till
my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't know if he got walked in on or
if the husband was watching. Who knows. I mean, shout
out to Ivan.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I got a friend named Ivan. I feel like that's
what he would say.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
What do you.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I really do? I hope as you.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
We'll check my Facebook page vibe in the war, maybe
you'll see who that was. Eric says the worst thing
somebody said to him was you need a California king
for that thing? Like, how is that bad?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Though?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Isn't that supposed to be like make you feel good,
put yourself on the back like he was upset and
sad about it.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
They don't say that stuff to me. I'm sorry I
don't have that equipment.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Good job, proud of you.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Eric, okay, oh, Hoff said, can you hurry up? That
broke my heart.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
He probably was paying the forty don't get you.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I've said.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I've said that a couple of times because for whatever reason,
especially if it's like the first encounter or just getting
to know each other, these the dudes have like something
to prove, and they feel like they gotta go on
and on and on, and they eating their honey packs
and they doing whatever else it is that they do
to prepare, and they'd be taking too fucking.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Long, Like how long would sex be for you?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'm good with twenty minutes. I'm good, Get in, get out,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I got shit to do.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
The chump?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
What a chump?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
You heard me?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
What a hump? Chump? Eight strokes?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Crazy, that's not even thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It could be thirty seconds to take it side, take
it side.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But it's funny because when I was young, and I
was in my twenties and I used to clown niggas
that would take twenty minutes, Like I'd be like, that's it,
we're done, like peace. I was a bitch back then.
This is why I'm getting my caramel now, So I
get it. It's okay. But now that I'm older and
I have of ship to do, and I don't got
time to be fucking all damn night and I'm too
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old for that. Shiit, My back hurts, you know what,
I got asthma to do all that.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
When you're young, you ain't all in tune with it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Man.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
You know women, women, women peak later than man.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
You know when you're eighteen, you like, I'll lay down
a bear bitch, you know what I mean. Now, when
nigga fifty, I'll be like, I know she way over
a buck eighty. I ain't doing it. I fighting with
that man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Sometime now I'm like, she don't give me a pushy.
I' much just on YouTube and just like watch cooking videos.
I'll be like, man, I don't need this now.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, you get more out of saying not than saying yes.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You really do? You really do? Especially like learning about
your time and just energy and all that.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Ship.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, but I do take some dirty talk. You can
be like, smack me. You could say anything. I don't
give a fuck. I don't heard everything.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So is that something that guys like.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
But I had a white lady tell me take slavery
out on me. She said, really, she said some wicked.
Fuck you know what I'm did I put my foot
in her mouth?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, like the Malcolm X movie.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I tried to do it on never mind, this is
a podcast. This isn't for this.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I mean it kind of is, though.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I mean, TikTok is not just one. Check Out said,
you feel my pussy up like a glass of milk?
What the fuck does that be?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Comfort food?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
You did that at home? What do you do? Show
me how you did that first?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You feel my pussy up like a glass of milk?
I was like, what the fuck does that even mean?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Wow, that's crazy. But TikTok does not allow these encounters.
So we're going to get off of the live right now.
Subscribe if you want to see the edited videos of
what's going on. You can also catch the show wherever
you get your podcasts. Apple Podcasts. Definitely check out.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
And this guy. Make sure you catch up so five
with Cocoy next year.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
But we'll be back on TikTok next Sunday seven thirty.
You know your girl will be going live doing her thing.
I don't know what the topic is gonna be next week,
but you'll have to watch and find out.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
By tiktoktok. I'm glad that fucking people are out of here.
Now we could get down to the.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Nitty gritty what's our time looking like?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Because I don't even have my age sixteen.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Sixteen al West good a little bit so sorry. I
had to take a set I get ready because y'all
out of control.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Control.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
You're asking a question as a question.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
But this is what it's about. This is this is
the fun part I thought is already.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You gotta make our little make our little clips for
the subscribers. All right, next question, I'm one of your shows.
You were talking about a uber freak and you'd have
like little clips like you remembering some ship going down,
(21:52):
like the girl with the leather and all that. Tell
me more.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Shout out to Danny Paguero. She was the one in
the leather. Yeah, shout out to her.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Man.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
It was me and we don't really necessarily right. Me
and Mogre were kind of like riffing, and he said
the premise was pretty much I'm talking about how you know,
some girl goes to me. He talking about uber freaks.
That's like the episode and then he just said uber freaks.
I just said, let's run with that, and then I
(22:21):
just thought, like, all right, let me just make it
like a flashback. As soon as he said uber freaks,
I just laughed, Okay, it's gonna be like a flashback
because we kind of like have bullet points and then
we just kind of a little you know, improv a
little bit, right.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, I thought that little skit was hilarious, especially the
girl with the leathered all messed up.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, and I made a post on I think Facebook,
one of like the acting pages, and I made it
on my Instagram and this she's a comic as well.
Shout out Danny Pagero again. She was like, I'll do it.
And her act is pretty like dirty. She does like
only fans. She's you know, very She had that outfit,
Yeah she had she said she had an out I'm like,
she'd be perfect for it.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Shot Karren's place in Manchester. Shout out to Karent tryout.
She's done. She helped me a lot on that project.
But yes, yeah, she's so. You know, Danny came over
Karen's place and we shot up maybe for like an hour.
It was funny because Danny has some like he has
some boyfriend at the time and it just he seemed
(23:27):
like a I'm not gonna say his name, but he
seemed kind of like a simp dude, like a simp
white boy. He just have a whole girlfriend and he
just not really got self respect himself. But yeah, shout out,
shout out. I should never said that was tough. I
was too honest. I should have kept that in myself.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Subscribers are gonna say, but.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It was a good time. It was a good time
shooting that. Yeah, I bet it looked like I'm surprised
that some people agree to do ship like that. That's
that's the the excitement behind it.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, I mean, I think there's a lot of stuff
that people do that you wouldn't necessarily think. And that's
something I learned just doing this podcast. So for those
of you that don't really know too much about my podcast,
I've been doing it for about four years now, and
(24:19):
I was in like corporate America, they're watching your socials.
You can't even like I couldn't put LMFAO on a
pic of my friends, Like I would get called into
the office, Like I could not be myself on my
own closed social. Now my social is it's grew so
much that Now it's like monetized and it's public, but
(24:43):
like before, it was very private and it was just
family and friends. So I didn't understand what the problem was.
And I'm a very outspoken person. Anybody that knows me
knows that. So the podcast started just to be like
a therapeutic thing and just like say what I I
want to say, say how I feel, and it just
turned into this like sex relationship podcast where we talk
(25:08):
about all kinds of shit. But yeah, for me is
therapy and I love talking about it. And most people
don't get to see that side of me. They only
hear it on the podcast. So shout out to the
listeners who keep that going.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
What are you doing in the corporate world.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm an optician, so I.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Don't know that I do glasses.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm also a barber and Coco was one of my mentors.
That's how I mean. I already knew him, but that's
how we really got close. And yeah, he taught me
how to cut, because lord knows, Academy Dicapelli was not.
But yeah, I do a lot of different things and
I meet a lot of people and this is my
(25:53):
favorite thing to do. I was just interviewing at Red
Rocks and people, And I'm gonna ask you guys the
same question. If you had sixty dollars, what's the most
creative date you could come up with?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
A dive bar and a slice of pizza.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Okay, any specific dive bar.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I'm not trying to give out my secrets, but Pigi,
I love picture. She drinks.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Question. Do we have a vehicle? Yes, oh, we got
a vehicle. Sixty dollars what brouh?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
That's enough for a blanket, two sandwiches, a juice and
an eighth.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Not for real?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
We could get a blanket from home.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah, I mean I probably got one in the car.
But what I'm saying is I might have some money
left over. I might have some gas. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
No, I mean back in the day, all was like
raid enough and like Chinese food and you good.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, that's like twenty dollars right now drinking gasoline?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Like oh yeah, I mean the woman ain't of quality,
but I mean you you have a good time.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Even if you had a quality, you could just brouh.
You're gonna spend thirty dollars in Tacos if you stop
in New Haven? Then you could continue to the little
Beach Park and still have money for ice cream and
put ten dollars in the tank.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
That's actually a really good idea because they have the
trucks there, and then you have Long Wharf, and then
there's like Lighthouse Beach is close by. What's that other beachself? Something?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
I got some other stuff too.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Now I'm all right, all right. I like the answers.
I like the answer.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Twenty dollars worth of granolan, go to the falls, Go
to the falls.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Putt this on game man, mean, this is why Coco
is Coco.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
What twenty dollars a car at the driven?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh mg, I'm dead.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Twenty dollars a car drive.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I wish they still had ivans.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
They do that.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I mean hard Man's Field movies.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Bro, you're gonna run out of snacks and still have
money left over and if your car not tight?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
All right, back to the dirty talk. I feel like
if someone is talking like, I don't like dirty talk,
maybe because I'm bad at it. If someone like one
of your friends or whatever was asking you for advice,
(28:42):
what advice would you give them to be better at
talking dirty?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Pull it out?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Watch Wesley pipes Man you gotta watch Wesley Pipes videos.
You know he told a whole generation how to fuck ship.
We too different. You know you never watched Booty talk
that none of that, all that Wesley Pipes, all that ship.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
You just MA, that's why you don't want to talk
about it because you just you know, you did your
own films.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Probably I will not confirm or deny that, but.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I'm very self conscious. It's just not not my thing.
I don't feel comfortable, but I feel.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
You know, Wesley Pipes, that's crazy to pull up right now.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Videos and look, what.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Do you want to hear from a girl? Would you
rather hear one talk dirty? Or would you moaning? Or
would you rather sign be like?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
It could be moaning or it could be like jokes.
It depends on the chemistry. I like it sometimes when
it's funny. I don't know, that's just me.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
I like it when I like it when girls be like,
my throat hurt a little bit, but you did a
good job.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
It's not something that's like playing like I'm not going
there like I hope she says this, and it's just.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Like what would feel better to you? In the moment, like,
do you rather have the moaning so you know, Okay,
I'm hitting the right spot. I'm doing what I need
to do. Or do you like that interaction of her talking?
Does that like keep you hype?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
It depends on how much I like the chip.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I like watching the legs. Shit, I like watching the body.
How the body tremble?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
M hm, okay, that's what I like.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I don't give fun. You could.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
You could be silent as fuck, but yeah, yeah, I
can feel your muscles.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I feel like the silence is weird too.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I like what I'm hearing it from the back and
he sh is real fan. It's like clapping the clap noise.
I like that. I like that ship.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
I like the block block block block block block, and.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
She maybe got like two rolls. You kind of like
hold it like this and.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
See that's why he likes theas because otherwise there's not
a hold down.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
To Yeah, no cup, no.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Cup, my god?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Before we go, what what's your next? Uh? What are
some more episodes that we can look forward to on
your show?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You should put the episode.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Can you act?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And I work all the time.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I mean we're working on season two and season two.
My character becomes I'm gonna give it out. My character
gets more heartbroken, he turns to like a bad boy,
he starts listening to like red pill content, and then
towards the end he just be yourself, you know what
I mean? That's pretty much it has like a message
in the.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Okay, and how often is your show on YouTube? How
often do you post?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
I mean, it's all right now season I can't make
an episode every week, but it's on YouTube until I
sell it to tub or whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Okay, all right, And what's next for Cocoa Cuts?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
You know? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Jeane Yo, the barber Expo May seventeenth through nineteen. We
got a customer appreciation cookout coming. Okay, almost done with that.
We raffling the cruise. Make sure you get your riffle tickets.
(32:46):
I'm not selling a lot of raffle tickets, so it's
a good chance of you winning.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
So how are they going to get the raffle ticket.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I'm gonna give you the QR code. You're gonna put
the link in your bio and we're gonna sell some tickets.
Proceeds go to the barbecue.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
You know you want free liquor, buy some tickets.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
You know that, uh, your birthday, Yes, New Orleans, You're invited.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
We love you want to go.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
We're going to New Orleans from September twelfth to the fourteenth.
So it's just for a weekend. Send me your emails,
people to Dirty Tea Podcasts at gmail dot com, when
I will send you the link. Right now, it's looking
(33:43):
like if you bunk with somebody, you find somebody come
with you. It's going about six hundred a person right now,
including the flight in hotel, so that's a pretty good deal.
And then it's just one hundred and ten deposit for
the uh, the birthday celebration we're gonna have. It's gonna
(34:05):
be a two hour steamboat ride with dinner jazz band
on the Mississippi River on that Saturday and drunk, and
then I have links for other excursions and stuff if
you want to, you know, explore with whoever you bring
with you. You're not stuck with me the whole weekend. But yeah,
(34:28):
it's gonna be let we're gonna have a good time.
And then me and Coco are also planning future trips
for next year. We're working on that for our travel club.
So you know, make sure you email Coco Cuts Abroad
at gmail dot com. Spell it out for them too.
I forget how you do those birthdays. K K U
(34:50):
t Z.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
A B R O B that's Co Cuts Abroad.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah, and in that way you can join our travel club. Definitely,
can you can turn up with these fucking crazy people.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
We have a Halloween party coming in Orlando. Mm hmmm
yeah at an adult resort. Leave you motherfucking kids out.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
We're going to Disneys, We're going to Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I just booked a cruise in January for Haiti. M
that one.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I am Cliffs Haitian.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I am he.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Don't even know Kodak though.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Last fact, Hello Tella. All right, thank you for joining
Dirty Tea Podcast. Make sure you subscribe. Subscribe, subscribe. There
are clips and stuff that we can't go live, so
you gotta subscribe to catch all the nitty gritty things
that we talk about, all the spiciness. And thank you again,
(36:08):
Mulla for coming on and being with our Shenanigans.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Check out my other show too, Off the Cliff on
YouTube as well, Cliff Muller TV on Instagram as well.
Cliff Muller c L I F F M U l A.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Awesome and I already subscribed cull of TV. I'm ready
for it. What about you, Coco? Where are they gonna
find you at? Outside of your email?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
You can find me at Fuck You pay Me and
that's f U k Q P A y m E
or Coco, Fuck You pay Me Rochester on Facebook or
co Cuts Abroad on TikTok or I'm to the fucking
(36:59):
barbershop ninety you let you should get to see the Wizard.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Hold on, hold on, pull up, get your cut and
definitely join the travel Club. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, I.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Don't like to do that.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Good night, guys. Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Mm hmmm, it's
Speaker 1 (37:32):
M m
Huh no, I don't like to do that.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Welcome to Dirty Tea Podcast. Is your girl v Savage
in the building and we have some special guests for
you today. We have Hartford very own Cliff Mullah say
hi to everybody.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Love everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
He is a filmmaker. Correct, and uh, tell us the
name of your television show that you got going on
right now?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
My television Let me say that again. My television show
I have out right now is on YouTube. It's called
Hard for nine one one. It's about me, Cliff Mulla.
I'm an emt. I'm a kind of a sucker for love,
simp type of hopeless, romantic kind of guy. I'm trying
to find love. And my best friend Moe Green, he's
more the quag man of the show. He's a sex addict.
(01:24):
And you know, we save people. I try to be
in relationships and shit.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, I love that. And then you can welcome back Coco.
It's been a minute since Coco La Barber has been
in the building since he said women age like milk.
So he's been on the back burner for quite.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Some time now.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Somebody feelings got hurt. I mean, but look, I mean,
I don't know why you felt offended.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
No, it's all funny games over here. But yeah, I
had to walk him to his car because I think
the other girls ready to have at it.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh yeah, there was other women. He's being now, okay,
I like that. That's funny.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I was being accurate in my speaker.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I mean, yes, yeah, he was like men age like
fine wine and women age like milk on a panel
full of women.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
What did they did? They look bad?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
No, they're Hispanic.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
So I mean energy bro. I mean Hispanics do got
fop us. But I mean some people like that.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I like it. That's wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
You can't say some of them don't give.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So before we get on our topic, I was watching
some of your episodes and if you catch episode five, specifically,
Mula and Cocoa are both on that episode, and I
was dying laughing because it starts off with Mulla going
to get his hair cut. He's getting ready for his
(03:04):
first date. And what made you start this show?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
What inspired you to start this?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I was helping out a good friend of mine, also comedian,
named each shot out each group. Though he lived in
West Harder at the time. He was helping him move
and he was friend with his like white hippie chick
and she had an ambulance and he was putting some
of the shit in the ambulance, like moving and I
don't smoke a weed in the back of the end.
And it's like, I should do a show about this.
Then I put a poll on my Instagram store, like
(03:33):
should I do like a skit with this, and people
said yes. A lot of people said yes. I'm just
like I'm gonna do it, So a few years later
started doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Definitely a good concept. I loved it. Also, I wanted
to bring up anyone going to barber Expo, Coco and
I will be in the building. Coco got a booth
this year, so it's gonna be lit. And that's the
weekend of May seventeenth, so I think think Sunday is
(04:01):
the eighteenth. That's when we're gonna be at the booth
and you gotta catch Cocoa cuts. And he has a
travel agency now and I joined the travel agency and
were making moves traveling the world.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
We will be.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Raffling off a five day, four night crew.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Make sure you say that into the mic.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
We will be raffling off Fournight luxury cruise. You have
your choice of three cruise lines, you have your choice
of four different ports, and I paid the taxes. Man,
Just go and have fun. I only need twenty dollars.
That's how much the raffle ticket is. Twenty dollars. It's
(04:45):
gonna be live, It's going to be announced at the
barber ex Bow. I'm gonna have v do it on TikTok.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
All right, I had another question for Mua before we
move on to today's spicy topic. Where did you come
up with the name Hartford? Nine to one one? Why Harford? Specifically?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I want to put Harford on the map. I want
to one day be like a Spike Lee. You know
how Spike Lee all his movies is about like we
get it, you're from Brooklyn. I want that type of
aspect in my film in the future. And Harford. I
one just came to me. I just I don't know.
I didn't I didn't really think of it too hard.
It just the first thing I thought of. That's gonna
be the name of it.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Lord knows, there's always something going on in Hartford. There's
always madness. Like you literally just drive down the street
and you're gonna see I saw a house on fire,
Like there's always something going on. The licks dancing in
the middle of the street, Like three people on a scooter.
(05:52):
Oh you know that guy that be on that bike
that he built. That's like that super.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, you got like three bikes on top of each.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Three bikes on top of each other.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's funny case I'd be like numb the ship like that,
I see something like it's just it's regular.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Right, It's regular for us because we see it all
the time. But today's topic is dirty talk and the
reason I wanted to talk about this one I haven't
done this subject yet, so I thought it would be interesting.
I got some pretty good feedback on Facebook, and I
(06:33):
feel like there's a good time for it and there's
a bad time for it, Like especially like the sex
thing and all that stuff kind of creeps me out.
When you're in the moment, it's fine, but like when
when guys text you like oh I need more of that,
and like they think that that's a turn on, and
(06:54):
I'm just here to tell y'all it's not. And I
want to know from a guy's point of view. I'll
let Mulla speak first, Like what is a turn on
for a girl to say to you, like, for example,
if a girl says like, I don't have any panties on, Like,
(07:17):
does that do it for you? Or is that like weird?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I mean what turned me on really is just fucking them,
like the the tension behind it, the you know you're touching, Yeah,
I don't have any panties on. It depends like if
we it was already fucking we already got chemistry. Yeah,
if they tell me you don't got no panties on,
that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
But so what if like a girl walked up to
you at a bar and just like whispered in your ear,
I don't have any panties on?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It depends how she looks or how drunk I am,
because we all look the same with the light song.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
So it's whatever, Coco, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
What what would turn you on for a girl to
say to you? And is it okay for her to
like you? Would you rather be in the moment?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
You could tell me you don't got no pennies? But
what does this smell? Like?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I don't I don't want that, you know, like, oh
what is that? And then she'd be like, hey, I
don't have no pennies. I don't want that moment. But
you know, if you're telling me, hey, but nine times
out of ten, I already know because I'm looking.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Man, if I'm on a date, what you already know?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Like, So, it's funny because one of our Facebook listeners said,
I asked Facebook, what is the worst thing somebody's ever
said to you in the bedroom? And uh, he told
the girl. This is Dwight says, I told Shorty that
(08:55):
she got that hot wet fishy, not.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Wet fish hot.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What so?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I mean that Nigga was still hitting that ship, his face.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
To the side, and you knew what it smelt like
before you got it.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh yeah, every dude done that before, every dude done
his sign that stink.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
He said he was out after the fact. But yeah,
how does it make you feel if a girl says,
choke me?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I mean, I mean, but get ready now you want
to get on the mic? I mean doing it anyway?
She probably don't even got to ask me. I'm probably
already doing it like that. Though I can't say for
every girl from ninety percent of my experiences, they it
is just in the moment, they just wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
The choking chicks be different, bro.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, I feel like that's a chok be different of
sexual exploration because there's so many girls that are very
like prude, they've never tried.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
No.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
No, it's some chicks that just been traumatized. Like it
probably wasn't it probably wasn't talked about. It probably was
too much himney, you know what I mean. It probably
could have been anything.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, but that's something like in the moment, you kind
of just gotta know to do that ship. That's how
I don't know, you can't like playing that like I'm
gonna choke you right now. Girls, the sound too robotic.
They gotta just be.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
I be feeling like some chicks be trying to like.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Bait you in the children, you know what I mean,
you know, like keep talking like she gotta get snatched
up type ship.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah, those are the choking chicks, bro. And that's why
I'm saying they're fucking weird.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Like instead of being like, hey, you know, I'm into
this exphyxiation thinguld just be like, oh this bitch as.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
You know, Yeah, they kind of want you to like yeah, yeah,
that was kind of weird, like they kind of want
to start an argument with you, and then you check them.
They're like, why are you talking to me like that?
And it just leaded what to me is sex. That's cool,
but it's like you want me to get mad at
you for what. I'm a laid back dude, Like, I
don't really I think it's there.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
They're trying to get that angry sex because it's a
little bit different. It hits a little bit different when
you have that makeup.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
It's like a little argument every now and then.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Making love or whatever you want to call it, because
I don't know for me, that's boring.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
But do you like getting choked?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I wouldn't say choked, but like a firm like.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm not gonna try to like.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
You gotta gotta pick trunk.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
A long neck.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
You're gonna put that on your Facebook day profile. I got.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
There's always a safe word, pineapple. Don't like choke me
out like in the midst of it. But I mean, like,
just like I like it when somebody kisses you and
they like grab you hard, like come here that I like.
I don't like being like choked. Yeah, you know, you
know everybody hard for No. When I drink, I get
(12:20):
a little while, I get white girl wasted and I
start making out with somebody random. That's what I do.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's such a good kisser, that's dope.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I had to block.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Them though, they do get blocked.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Sorry, block them because you feel bad.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Bushtag classy black.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Girls, too bad. I like that ship. I like that ship, but.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Oh my god, there was some pretty funny ones. Erica said.
The worst thing somebody ever said to her is I
want to get you preged that. Okay, who does that
in the middle, Like I would immediately know one hundred
you're getting the funk off. That's a deal breaker.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
It's a deal breaker when it's the other way around, too, well,
you're like, hey, get off me and the mother fucker
like I ain't getting No, don't leave it in me. No, no, no,
you have to speak both angles.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's what you guys are here for. Yeah, I'm trying
to give a male perspective.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
No, no, I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I mean, I ain't gonna lie and did the opposite
girl be like none to me. I'll probably just do
that ship, you know, because like you gotta just take
that care. I'm I've done it being drunk, like, oh damn,
why did I do that? Ship? That was stupid? But yeah,
sometimes you just it's in the mood. It's just yeah,
I'm not saying it all the time. I have any children,
(13:52):
do I No? No, I should but no I don't.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I shouldn't you know?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, no, no, no, no. I would know, would definitely know,
but you wouldn't know. I would know, would I would know?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
You're touring a million cities, now, bro get out of him.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Yeah, if I ain't bowing the sun in every city.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Three in Vermont, they got.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
That mustache, that's how we gonna know.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
By third grade with thistag.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Let's see, pet Oh, this had me dying. So Pedro said,
the worst thing that was ever said to him was
he asked her who's your daddy? And she proceeded to
say her real dad's name.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
That sounds so he wasn't mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
She just didn't understand the assignment. Maybe that's crazy because
why would you ask.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You in there?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
He wasn't in there.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
He got to kind of lift the legs up and
put the pillow of the room.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Get the legs okay.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I even said, what are you doing to my wife.
So I guess I even got walked in on. We're happy,
You're still like.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
What are you doing to my That's funny, that's that's funny.
That's funny. What are you doing to my wife? He's
trying to like study it, like, damn, I never did that.
Try to move next time? What are you doing till
my wife? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't know if he got walked in on or
if the husband was watching. Who knows. I mean, shout
out to Ivan.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I got a friend named Ivan. I feel like that's
what he would say.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
What do you.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I really do? I hope as you.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
We'll check my Facebook page vibe in the war, maybe
you'll see who that was. Eric says the worst thing
somebody said to him was you need a California king
for that thing? Like, how is that bad?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Though?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Isn't that supposed to be like make you feel good,
put yourself on the back like he was upset and
sad about it.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
They don't say that stuff to me. I'm sorry I
don't have that equipment.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Good job, proud of you.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Eric, okay, oh, Hoff said, can you hurry up? That
broke my heart.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
He probably was paying the forty don't get you.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I've said.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I've said that a couple of times because for whatever reason,
especially if it's like the first encounter or just getting
to know each other, these the dudes have like something
to prove, and they feel like they gotta go on
and on and on, and they eating their honey packs
and they doing whatever else it is that they do
to prepare, and they'd be taking too fucking.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Long, Like how long would sex be for you?
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'm good with twenty minutes. I'm good, Get in, get out,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
I got shit to do.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
The chump?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
What a chump?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
You heard me?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
What a hump? Chump? Eight strokes?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Crazy, that's not even thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
It could be thirty seconds to take it side, take
it side.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
But it's funny because when I was young, and I
was in my twenties and I used to clown niggas
that would take twenty minutes, Like I'd be like, that's it,
we're done, like peace. I was a bitch back then.
This is why I'm getting my caramel now, So I
get it. It's okay. But now that I'm older and
I have of ship to do, and I don't got
time to be fucking all damn night and I'm too
(18:03):
old for that. Shiit, My back hurts, you know what,
I got asthma to do all that.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
When you're young, you ain't all in tune with it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Man.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
You know women, women, women peak later than man.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
You know when you're eighteen, you like, I'll lay down
a bear bitch, you know what I mean. Now, when
nigga fifty, I'll be like, I know she way over
a buck eighty. I ain't doing it. I fighting with
that man, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Sometime now I'm like, she don't give me a pushy.
I' much just on YouTube and just like watch cooking videos.
I'll be like, man, I don't need this now.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, you get more out of saying not than saying yes.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You really do? You really do? Especially like learning about
your time and just energy and all that.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Ship.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Yeah, but I do take some dirty talk. You can
be like, smack me. You could say anything. I don't
give a fuck. I don't heard everything.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
So is that something that guys like.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
But I had a white lady tell me take slavery
out on me. She said, really, she said some wicked.
Fuck you know what I'm did I put my foot
in her mouth?
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, like the Malcolm X movie.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I tried to do it on never mind, this is
a podcast. This isn't for this.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
I mean it kind of is, though.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I mean, TikTok is not just one. Check Out said,
you feel my pussy up like a glass of milk?
What the fuck does that be?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Comfort food?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
You did that at home? What do you do? Show
me how you did that first?
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You feel my pussy up like a glass of milk?
I was like, what the fuck does that even mean?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Wow, that's crazy. But TikTok does not allow these encounters.
So we're going to get off of the live right now.
Subscribe if you want to see the edited videos of
what's going on. You can also catch the show wherever
you get your podcasts. Apple Podcasts. Definitely check out.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
And this guy. Make sure you catch up so five
with Cocoy next year.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
But we'll be back on TikTok next Sunday seven thirty.
You know your girl will be going live doing her thing.
I don't know what the topic is gonna be next week,
but you'll have to watch and find out.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
By tiktoktok. I'm glad that fucking people are out of here.
Now we could get down to the.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Nitty gritty what's our time looking like?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Because I don't even have my age sixteen.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Sixteen al West good a little bit so sorry. I
had to take a set I get ready because y'all
out of control.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Control.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
You're asking a question as a question.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
But this is what it's about. This is this is
the fun part I thought is already.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You gotta make our little make our little clips for
the subscribers. All right, next question, I'm one of your shows.
You were talking about a uber freak and you'd have
like little clips like you remembering some ship going down,
(21:52):
like the girl with the leather and all that. Tell
me more.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Shout out to Danny Paguero. She was the one in
the leather. Yeah, shout out to her.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Man.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
It was me and we don't really necessarily right. Me
and Mogre were kind of like riffing, and he said
the premise was pretty much I'm talking about how you know,
some girl goes to me. He talking about uber freaks.
That's like the episode and then he just said uber freaks.
I just said, let's run with that, and then I
(22:21):
just thought, like, all right, let me just make it
like a flashback. As soon as he said uber freaks,
I just laughed, Okay, it's gonna be like a flashback
because we kind of like have bullet points and then
we just kind of a little you know, improv a
little bit, right.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
No, I thought that little skit was hilarious, especially the
girl with the leathered all messed up.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Yeah, and I made a post on I think Facebook,
one of like the acting pages, and I made it
on my Instagram and this she's a comic as well.
Shout out Danny Pagero again. She was like, I'll do it.
And her act is pretty like dirty. She does like
only fans. She's you know, very She had that outfit,
Yeah she had she said she had an out I'm like,
she'd be perfect for it.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Shot Karren's place in Manchester. Shout out to Karent tryout.
She's done. She helped me a lot on that project.
But yes, yeah, she's so. You know, Danny came over
Karen's place and we shot up maybe for like an hour.
It was funny because Danny has some like he has
some boyfriend at the time and it just he seemed
(23:27):
like a I'm not gonna say his name, but he
seemed kind of like a simp dude, like a simp
white boy. He just have a whole girlfriend and he
just not really got self respect himself. But yeah, shout out,
shout out. I should never said that was tough. I
was too honest. I should have kept that in myself.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Subscribers are gonna say, but.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
It was a good time. It was a good time
shooting that. Yeah, I bet it looked like I'm surprised
that some people agree to do ship like that. That's
that's the the excitement behind it.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, I mean, I think there's a lot of stuff
that people do that you wouldn't necessarily think. And that's
something I learned just doing this podcast. So for those
of you that don't really know too much about my podcast,
I've been doing it for about four years now, and
(24:19):
I was in like corporate America, they're watching your socials.
You can't even like I couldn't put LMFAO on a
pic of my friends, Like I would get called into
the office, Like I could not be myself on my
own closed social. Now my social is it's grew so
much that Now it's like monetized and it's public, but
(24:43):
like before, it was very private and it was just
family and friends. So I didn't understand what the problem was.
And I'm a very outspoken person. Anybody that knows me
knows that. So the podcast started just to be like
a therapeutic thing and just like say what I I
want to say, say how I feel, and it just
turned into this like sex relationship podcast where we talk
(25:08):
about all kinds of shit. But yeah, for me is
therapy and I love talking about it. And most people
don't get to see that side of me. They only
hear it on the podcast. So shout out to the
listeners who keep that going.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
What are you doing in the corporate world.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm an optician, so I.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Don't know that I do glasses.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I'm also a barber and Coco was one of my mentors.
That's how I mean. I already knew him, but that's
how we really got close. And yeah, he taught me
how to cut, because lord knows, Academy Dicapelli was not.
But yeah, I do a lot of different things and
I meet a lot of people and this is my
(25:53):
favorite thing to do. I was just interviewing at Red
Rocks and people, And I'm gonna ask you guys the
same question. If you had sixty dollars, what's the most
creative date you could come up with?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
A dive bar and a slice of pizza.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Okay, any specific dive bar.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I'm not trying to give out my secrets, but Pigi,
I love picture. She drinks.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Question. Do we have a vehicle? Yes, oh, we got
a vehicle. Sixty dollars what brouh?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
That's enough for a blanket, two sandwiches, a juice and
an eighth.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Not for real?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
We could get a blanket from home.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah, I mean I probably got one in the car.
But what I'm saying is I might have some money
left over. I might have some gas. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
No, I mean back in the day, all was like
raid enough and like Chinese food and you good.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, that's like twenty dollars right now drinking gasoline?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Like oh yeah, I mean the woman ain't of quality,
but I mean you you have a good time.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Even if you had a quality, you could just brouh.
You're gonna spend thirty dollars in Tacos if you stop
in New Haven? Then you could continue to the little
Beach Park and still have money for ice cream and
put ten dollars in the tank.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
That's actually a really good idea because they have the
trucks there, and then you have Long Wharf, and then
there's like Lighthouse Beach is close by. What's that other beachself? Something?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
I got some other stuff too.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Now I'm all right, all right. I like the answers.
I like the answer.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Twenty dollars worth of granolan, go to the falls, Go
to the falls.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Putt this on game man, mean, this is why Coco
is Coco.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
What twenty dollars a car at the driven?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Oh mg, I'm dead.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Twenty dollars a car drive.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
I wish they still had ivans.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
They do that.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I mean hard Man's Field movies.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Bro, you're gonna run out of snacks and still have
money left over and if your car not tight?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
All right, back to the dirty talk. I feel like
if someone is talking like, I don't like dirty talk,
maybe because I'm bad at it. If someone like one
of your friends or whatever was asking you for advice,
(28:42):
what advice would you give them to be better at
talking dirty?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Pull it out?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Watch Wesley pipes Man you gotta watch Wesley Pipes videos.
You know he told a whole generation how to fuck ship.
We too different. You know you never watched Booty talk
that none of that, all that Wesley Pipes, all that ship.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
You just MA, that's why you don't want to talk
about it because you just you know, you did your
own films.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Probably I will not confirm or deny that, but.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I'm very self conscious. It's just not not my thing.
I don't feel comfortable, but I feel.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
You know, Wesley Pipes, that's crazy to pull up right now.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Videos and look, what.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Do you want to hear from a girl? Would you
rather hear one talk dirty? Or would you moaning? Or
would you rather sign be like?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
It could be moaning or it could be like jokes.
It depends on the chemistry. I like it sometimes when
it's funny. I don't know, that's just me.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
I like it when I like it when girls be like,
my throat hurt a little bit, but you did a
good job.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
You know.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
It's not something that's like playing like I'm not going
there like I hope she says this, and it's just.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Like what would feel better to you? In the moment, like,
do you rather have the moaning so you know, Okay,
I'm hitting the right spot. I'm doing what I need
to do. Or do you like that interaction of her talking?
Does that like keep you hype?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
It depends on how much I like the chip.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
I like watching the legs. Shit, I like watching the body.
How the body tremble?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
M hm, okay, that's what I like.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I don't give fun. You could.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
You could be silent as fuck, but yeah, yeah, I
can feel your muscles.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I feel like the silence is weird too.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I like what I'm hearing it from the back and
he sh is real fan. It's like clapping the clap noise.
I like that. I like that ship.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
I like the block block block block block block, and.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
She maybe got like two rolls. You kind of like
hold it like this and.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
See that's why he likes theas because otherwise there's not
a hold down.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
To Yeah, no cup, no.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Cup, my god?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Before we go, what what's your next? Uh? What are
some more episodes that we can look forward to on
your show?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You should put the episode.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Can you act?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
And I work all the time.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
I mean we're working on season two and season two.
My character becomes I'm gonna give it out. My character
gets more heartbroken, he turns to like a bad boy,
he starts listening to like red pill content, and then
towards the end he just be yourself, you know what
I mean? That's pretty much it has like a message
in the.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Okay, and how often is your show on YouTube? How
often do you post?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
I mean, it's all right now season I can't make
an episode every week, but it's on YouTube until I
sell it to tub or whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Okay, all right, And what's next for Cocoa Cuts?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
You know? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Jeane Yo, the barber Expo May seventeenth through nineteen. We
got a customer appreciation cookout coming. Okay, almost done with that.
We raffling the cruise. Make sure you get your riffle tickets.
(32:46):
I'm not selling a lot of raffle tickets, so it's
a good chance of you winning.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
So how are they going to get the raffle ticket.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
I'm gonna give you the QR code. You're gonna put
the link in your bio and we're gonna sell some tickets.
Proceeds go to the barbecue.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
You know you want free liquor, buy some tickets.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
You know that, uh, your birthday, Yes, New Orleans, You're invited.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
We love you want to go.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
We're going to New Orleans from September twelfth to the fourteenth.
So it's just for a weekend. Send me your emails,
people to Dirty Tea Podcasts at gmail dot com, when
I will send you the link. Right now, it's looking
(33:43):
like if you bunk with somebody, you find somebody come
with you. It's going about six hundred a person right now,
including the flight in hotel, so that's a pretty good deal.
And then it's just one hundred and ten deposit for
the uh, the birthday celebration we're gonna have. It's gonna
(34:05):
be a two hour steamboat ride with dinner jazz band
on the Mississippi River on that Saturday and drunk, and
then I have links for other excursions and stuff if
you want to, you know, explore with whoever you bring
with you. You're not stuck with me the whole weekend. But yeah,
(34:28):
it's gonna be let we're gonna have a good time.
And then me and Coco are also planning future trips
for next year. We're working on that for our travel club.
So you know, make sure you email Coco Cuts Abroad
at gmail dot com. Spell it out for them too.
I forget how you do those birthdays. K K U
(34:50):
t Z.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
A B R O B that's Co Cuts Abroad.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah, and in that way you can join our travel club. Definitely,
can you can turn up with these fucking crazy people.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
We have a Halloween party coming in Orlando. Mm hmmm
yeah at an adult resort. Leave you motherfucking kids out.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
We're going to Disneys, We're going to Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I just booked a cruise in January for Haiti. M
that one.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I am Cliffs Haitian.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
I am he.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Don't even know Kodak though.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Last fact, Hello Tella. All right, thank you for joining
Dirty Tea Podcast. Make sure you subscribe. Subscribe, subscribe. There
are clips and stuff that we can't go live, so
you gotta subscribe to catch all the nitty gritty things
that we talk about, all the spiciness. And thank you again,
(36:08):
Mulla for coming on and being with our Shenanigans.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Check out my other show too, Off the Cliff on
YouTube as well, Cliff Muller TV on Instagram as well.
Cliff Muller c L I F F M U l A.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Awesome and I already subscribed cull of TV. I'm ready
for it. What about you, Coco? Where are they gonna
find you at? Outside of your email?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
You can find me at Fuck You pay Me and
that's f U k Q P A y m E
or Coco, Fuck You pay Me Rochester on Facebook or
co Cuts Abroad on TikTok or I'm to the fucking
(36:59):
barbershop ninety you let you should get to see the Wizard.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Hold on, hold on, pull up, get your cut and
definitely join the travel Club. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe, I.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Don't like to do that.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Good night, guys. Mm hmmmm.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Mm hmmm, it's
Speaker 1 (37:32):
M m
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