Don't Get the Soup

Don't Get the Soup

It's a Show and Tell show! Miles, John, and Beckee take turns presenting unique (and sometimes disturbing) interests like music subcultures, ceremonial magic, bizarre fiction and more.

Episodes

January 24, 2022 30 mins
What is Mercury in Retrograde and why is it ruining Miles' plans? Also: Grandparent bait-and-switch, and John's got new meds!
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Would an AI clone of your consciousness be evil? ...and would it really be "you"?
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December 25, 2021 31 mins
Miles and Beckee compare expectations vs reality for the year 2021
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December 14, 2021 28 mins
How to train your sense of smell to come back after losing it to COVID-19 or because you got punched really hard.
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November 21, 2021 35 mins
That dumb hot coffee lawsuit wasn't as dumb as you think, Miles has superhuman hearing, and we should all agree to pretend that fake diamonds are real.
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November 15, 2021 33 mins
The gang gets edgy, medical procedures that went away for good reason, and a firsthand encounter with the Time Knife.
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November 8, 2021 39 mins
Season Two starts now! Miles took a sketch comedy writing class, there's a fun drinking game to go along with the movie Llamageddon, and hear the long slow goodbye to a beat up old car.
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September 14, 2021 38 mins
All gooses are bastards, especially the Canadian ones, but one goose in p-articular really gets OUR goose. Also, Miles is dead so Charlie from Memphis fills in until corpse reanimation technology catches up with the rest of the world.
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September 7, 2021 37 mins
Join us for GAME NIGHT 10/9/21! Play Jackbox games with the DGTS crew and listeners. Send us a DM on Instagram @dontgetthesoup or on Twitter @fakerealmiles to get the details!
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August 23, 2021 52 mins
Miles does 10 Card readings for Beckee and John, then explains how a tarot reading actually works - even if you don't believe in it!
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August 16, 2021 35 mins
Miles moved to Ohio just in time to see the Artist Wrestling League which is just as confusing as you think it is!
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August 9, 2021 28 mins
Welcome to the internet, I'll be your guide. Rule number one: do not feed the trolls. Listen to find out why.
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August 2, 2021 23 mins
In the spirit of the Cleveland Baseball Team changing their name, we discuss some of the worst sports team names and mascots in history.
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July 26, 2021 25 mins
300 million reasons to AVOID winning the lottery AT ALL COSTS!!
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July 18, 2021 36 mins
John had penis reduction surgery, the Salton Sea is a physical manifestation of humanity's hubris, and introducing Dr. Snakelove!
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June 21, 2021 62 mins
What's the most dangerous street in the world? What if you had Thanos power but only could wipe out one person?
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June 14, 2021 36 mins
Miles has a new comedy music album and it's RIAA Certified Double Cardboard
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June 7, 2021 62 mins
Describing some of the most upsetting and awful things humans have ever chosen to eat.
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June 1, 2021 52 mins
A writer proposes new questions to ask in lieu of the usual "how bout that weather" small talk.
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May 24, 2021 66 mins
How to avoid poser activities and achieve ultimate dankness
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