No Free Lunch!

Get A Freakin Job!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hey, everybody, it's that time again. It's drinks with d
D and John. That's me here click love you mean,
and I'm setting my uh setting my timer.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You gotta drink there, I know.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I will. I will there for luck. There we go.
There we got.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I took a little sip, but I'm gonna drink my coffee.
I'm gonna you can't drink my coffee.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm gonna drink my coffee. So I don't have whiskey
in my coffee. Just playing coffee.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You weren't supposed to say that. People were supposed to say,
talk to them. I'll go fix it.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's something you did.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I know it's something I did. I think it's the freeze.
The freezer free because I was trying to hurry because
we're doing a little earlier today and it's a bit
I am a bit discombobulated, so of course John fixed.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
I wonder what the origin of that word is.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Does that mean if you are not discombobulated, are you bobulated?

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It's a legitimate question.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know. That's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You know, there's a there's a word unkempt, like the
part of the house, the condo you're not seeing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Is is pretty much unkempt. There's no such made. But
there's no such what.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's just my suitcase with the clothes on top. Because
John packs like I don't even know the word.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yes, like a German engineer. He can his underwors like
that bit by the time he's done with it, I
don't know. He looked on a video.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I watched YouTube and I learned how to. I learned
how to fold my clothes. But you ever help your
grandma or your mom make biscuits. You know, when you
take the paper off the thing and then you pop
it on the on the on the counter.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
That's what happens when Dedee opens the suitcase.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I know nobody makes biscuits like that. No, really, no,
you have to make biscuits. Mix it up and you
don't get it out.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
But no, it's not a can.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's a little paper thing and you go, you know
what I mean, it's like Hillsbury.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I mean, I've seen it, but that's none that you're
supposed to make biscuits. My mother was born in Kentucky.
Her mother was born in Kentucky, and they I've been there.
They make biscuits. The right way, not like they can
and you through it.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's not don't you cast dispersions upon my grandmother?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, I guess I did.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I guess you did wonderful. It's a matter of time.
It's a matter of time. Yeah, my grandmother worked. The
one that did that a lot, worked at the hospital
in Mount Kissko.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Making me go bad. She was a nurse, so she
didn't have time to make biscuits the right way.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
She didn't have time to make biscuits that way made. Yeah,
but I much. I really enjoyed because I got to
pop the thing on the on the counter, Yeah, like that.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
It was great. It was a whole lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
And the even the thing on bay you like was
jippy pop. Remember you do the jippy pop? Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
I love Jeffy Pop.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I don't know if they do that anymore. They still
have just Jiffy pop.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Oh gosh, I don't know. Jiffy pop. Popcorn was great.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
See John is very particular.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
About it looked like like like it looked like the
blue bonnet Margarine Crown, Oh, bluebonnet Marjarine. It was a
big don my god, how did I if I'd have
known I was going to live this long.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I would have taken much better care of myself.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
John's very particular about Yeah, let me see John's muscles
or something. He's doing the stop. He's still doing the
electrocution suit and it is huge.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Cattleist suit is great. My suit coakes don't fit anymore.
Pretty fun. So, so much going on, So much going on.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
In the world.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Got John Trump card?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Oh yeah, how about that.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
We're watching watching the news this morning from the White
House lawn where they're putting up two new, big, beautiful flags, right,
which I think President Trump has a You remember hearing
about in mar Lago he put a flag up and
the homeowner's association said it was no, it's too high.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's too high.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I can't it can't be more than such and such
feet above the ground.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
So he said, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
So he took the flagpole out of the ground and
then he raised the ground like ten feet and wound
up with it compliant ten feet higher.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Than it was when they said he had to take
it down.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
That's what they get.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
I know a lot of.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
People think that's argumentative, but I admire that. I think
that's pretty cool. So he's putting those flags out in
front of the White House. And I don't know if
this is right, but I heard somewhere I think he's
I think he's doing that himself. It's like his gift
to the White House. They're like fifteen grand apiece. But
also he was he was talking about that's probably just

(05:04):
the polls. He was talking about a new way of
legal immigration for folks who are like world changers who
want to come in. And he said that he is
going to there's a green card, but this one is
going to be kind of like a fast pass, and
it's called a Trump Card.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Got John Trump?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Cause so did.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
He is singing a song about got your Trump Card?
And that is a song that Keith Burns and I
wrote twenty twenty a twenty nineteen, right after Nancy Pelosi
ripped up the State of the Union address, you know,
showing what a wonderful Speaker of the House and understanding
Speaker of the House. She was, Oh, yes, my goodness,

(05:50):
I want to go out and buy her whole line
of jewelry and ice cream. After that, But we wrote
that song and we did it here did a video
here in Nashville. Cody McCarver is in a bunch of
our great friends are in it, and oh heck, let's
just let's just watch that video.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Go ahead, Tony Roll Trump card and see what people think.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, that's pretty cool, you know, because I've always thought
of myself as a I'm a cowboy, right.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
And we were watching news Max, and as soon as
Donald Trump, President Trump said that, we both looked at
each other.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I'm not over there, do that again.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
We both looked at each other, like, and I posted
it on my YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
I put it out there, and I put it on Facebook.
But Enagos with the tour, Yeah, the tour.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
So it's not I want to be clear, it's not
a concert ladies do because you know, the concert tours
are all lined up. You've got three side. That's not
all we're doing. This is to get John's music out there,
but one song at a time. And John's got so
much music, what like over three hundred songs maybe I
think it.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Was twenty nine albums and at least ten on each other.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I can't do them around, but a lot, a lot,
it's a whole lot, right.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
So it's the two hundred and fiftieth Birthday.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Of America, good old US of a the.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Sester centennial, so it's a Happy Birthday America tour, so
where we love our country. So we thought, you know,
this is a once in a lifetime thing. So we're
going to do that. And while we're doing it, let's
play John's songs. It may be one acoustic song and maybe.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Well maybe a whole concert maybe yeah, oh yeah, we're
doing a bunch of them.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Are going to be the whole concert with the band,
the full stars and Bars band and Cody and Keith
and everything. Any big you know, great, huge, monstrous, wonderful stuff.
But sometimes it's going to be like we have this
this crazy notion that if if I can put a
a four legged stool at four corners, I think it's Arizona, Utah,

(07:51):
Nevada and Colorado. But here's the thing, we didn't want
a spot Vegas still. But sorry, yeah, we are doing
we are doing big. I guess we might have two
concerts there, but I can have I can have one leg.
I don't know that that's actually possible. I think it's
a plaque and they probably would not want me to
put a stool on there, but I can just walk

(08:11):
in a circle, that's true, or a square.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Four songs, a little mini concert.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Or one song just a strolling you know. Now I'm
in Colorado, anyway, it's gonna be a lot of fun.
I'm doing a motivational speech up in Spokane right in Washington.
When I do that, I'll pull out a guitar and
do a song or two while I'm doing that as well.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
So it's not going to.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Be the same set everywhere.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
It's not even gonna do the same thing everywhere.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
But it is going to one common denominator, will be
We're all going to sing Happy Birthday to this great
country of ours.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
And that Louisiana legislature. We were just there in naplehn
our Jone. It was so much fun. That was great,
so sweet, it was fair very great.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah, and then the night before we were with all
the sheriffs, most of the sheriffs I'd say like ninety
percent of the sheriffs from the state of Louisiana. And
the food I think we talked about that already last week,
that corn stuff and.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
That it was.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Food was I don't know what it is that people
in Louisiana know about seasoning or how long you kick
some cook something. But you know, I know that that
sometimes the recipe, like with with with meat, they'll cook
it for a little while one day, and then they'll
put it in the refrigerator for two or three days

(09:32):
and let it, let it season, let it marinate. Then
they'll cook it. They'll cook it anyway. It's a multi
state process. And boyd does it show because that food. Oh,
oh my gosh. The South overall and community coffee too.
We love community coffee. Yes, that we're drinking community coffee
here right yea. Actually, and that is that that's in
right there in Port Allen, I think is where they

(09:54):
roast all the coffee beans right ere and right there
on the glorious Mississippi.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
So if you all have ideas and you've given them,
keep them coming, ideas of where we can perform or
do like the show or a happy Birthday celebration whatever
it is. So much proposed fishing, so much proposed bowling.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
I'm just not any good at figure. I'm not any
good at bowling either.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
We try.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
You've seen us with a duck.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I'm always the worst one to duck that. I can't
do it for some way. You use both hands, well
I do, yeah, I bowl with both hands because I'm
ambidextrias and I'm probably not a good idea, but I
can't help it. I'll just alternate hands.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
You should put a one left handed, like a seven
iron or something in your bag, just to see if
you can case.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I can golf club handed too. I have left handed,
but I golf right.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Handed and do the overlapping overlapping thing. We're watching a
thing this morning. There was this joker yesterday in New
York state representative I think, got arrested because he joined
arms locked on arms with some folks who were being deported.
So once again we have an elected public official getting

(11:06):
in the way of ice doing their job. Their job
is to get uh, not just illegals out, but first
and foremost. You know they'll get to that down the
road maybe, but first and foremost, if they are currently
setting their sights on someone, you can bet that that's

(11:28):
someone is on a list where you don't want them
living down the hall for ye yeah, yeah, yeah, felons
of some kind people. So why in the I don't
understand why people are airing on the side of.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Unsafety. That's not that's not fasts.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I've never heard a conservative not yet anyway, a conservative
saying yeah, let's keep those illegal murderers and rapists and
drug dealers.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Why yeah, why would you say murderers have rights too?
The hell they do? You gave your right away when
you when you murdered somebody.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Now, I'm there some liberals. I'm sure many are with us,
but so.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Many or not, well, they're the loudest one. So my
point is that then this guy gets on the news.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
The what do they call it, not mainstream, the what
do they call new? Lamestream? Oh I like that.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
They got on lamestream news and they said, were you
were you thinking about.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Getting arrested when you went there yesterday?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Said oh no, no, I'm just trying to protect my
wonderful people who this and that bob bullshit. You went
there to grand stand, that's what's happening now. Oh and
the guy that did bum rush Christino. All we talked
about that too. But all he had to do was
stand there and yell, you know.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Which is disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
But still if he's standing there and interrupting, I don't
think they could have arrested him because he was not
posing a physicalsat yelling at someone. Is I learned this
last week. It's assault. Laying your hands on someone is battery.
So if you're yelling, you are still guilty of assault.

(13:12):
So maybe they could have maybe they could have arrested him,
but they would not have been physical with him. But
he did that so that he could and then he
had twenty minutes with her. He did that so that
he could say he could grandstand on television and capture
This is the only thing that the governor of New
York has ever said that I agree with. She said,

(13:33):
stop trying to capture the viral moment. So she said
that to someone who was accusing her of caring more
about illegals than her constituency. I agree with the woman
who was accusing her personally. But he did that that
day so that he could later on in that afternoon
if he wasn't in jail, and for some reason he wasn't,
he should have been. I sure as hell would have

(13:56):
been if I stormed somebody, so that he could say,
if this is how they treat the United States citizen,
imagine how they're going to treat you.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh, come on, give me an ever eleven break. You
really think.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Nobody sees through your nonsense? So people are doing that
more and more and more these days. I'm going to
talk around this. I have a friend in the medical
profession and someone is blasting them. And this is a
person who has helped more people walk without pain than

(14:29):
anybody because he invented a certain not only does he
perform this procedure, but he invented this procedure. This is
a man that spent forty years helping people feel better.
And there is someone out there trying to gain what
was that that she said again, capture the viral moment,

(14:49):
only so that they can get more followers, not caring
what they're doing to this man who has been in
healthcare for sixty years. That to me is not viral.
That is vile, and it is disgusting. And you and
I and you we need to figure out some way
to make this stop. We need to figure out a

(15:11):
way so that that particular mouse trap snaps on those
greasy little hands so they can't do it anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
So there, well, some good news. I think that's good news.
We ended up on to top one hundred podcasts.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
We did you? I didn't know that. That's fantastic, Tony.
You give a drum roll in.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
And applause. Oh wait, well I hear applause. I think
I hear a pause. I do oh, thank you, thank you?
Say oh oh, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
I feel bad. I don't have the numbers memorized. It's
like the twenty eighth or twenty seventh on the Best
Cocktail Podcast, and then in the thirties.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Twenty steps in the top thirty.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, whoa, but we're in the top forty four.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Get this drinking to that?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
What the best alcoholic podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Other than that? Is just wonderful. I like to I
think that's so great.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I like to think of it as drink, as in,
we're having.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Alcohol podcast that includes the imbidments of alcohol. Could I
have put together a sentence like that, Well, I was
drinking too much.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
But the funny thing is, if you look at the list,
it's like, uh, you know, Teetotallyers United or Soberville, and
then they have the drinking too. So it's a funny mix.
But we're on that as.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Well, so top it's a mixed drink.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
It's yes, a mixed podcast apparently, so that we're top
forty for the.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Best gratulations Tony, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Congratulations, Joe, thank you best alcoholic podcast in top thirty
best cocktail podcast. So I think that's good.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
That's pretty dark, great, pretty darn great.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yes, So we're you know, we're rocking and rolling and
we love doing the podcast again. Anything you want us
to talk about, let us know where you want us
to go, because we really do listen to you. In
In fact, I think it's okay to go ahead and
say this. I know John gets very nervous when I
do that, but I'm like sharing with everyone. So John
is doing the Cruiseville next year with the small valcast.

(17:27):
Not snow I'm talking about okay, but yeah, so next
year and I think it's July twenty sixth, like for
a week. I don't know if it'll be the Caribbean
this time for next time this time. That's where they
are the cast is.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
We can put a link in the description below.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, and they're going to send us more information. But
they wanted confirmation that John would do it and we
were available because it's a pretty tight schedule. Next year. Yeah,
but not at that point because we'll be done with
the Happy Birthday America tour because I don't go to
July fourth and this is July twenty six.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
We're like, yeah, we're in Oh, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
But what I was wanting to get to is we're.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Going to do You just got southered. But what I
was going to do.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Well, because I'm not to talk about dukes.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Dukes, good news, good news, good news, Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
We've decided we're going to do a cruise in Duke's cruise.
It will be amazing.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Wow, you just let that cat out of.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Well, that's what I was telling you. But I think
for our folks we should do that. We should let
them know.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
We have absolutely no information whatsoever, but we want to
do You.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Don't have the information you were running this morning.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I have no infert not very far. But it's just
humid here into right.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, to do a cruise and people who are good
at it, people that we like, it will be wonderful.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Thinking about calling it the ut no, no, whatever body
of water, you know, like the dukes of the Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
I think that's what the dukes of the Mediterranean, or
dukes of where then't be the Caribbeans, so I think
the dukes of the Nile. Yet I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't want to make anybody have to get on
a an overseas flight to get on.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I've done that before and it's just I mean, I
do love a.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Cruise dukes there. I think the south Way south.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Duke Dukes is huge in over Yonder.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
First time I was ever on a cruise ship, it
was the maiden voyage through Celebrity Cruises and the ship
was called the Millennium, not the Millennium Falcon, but just
the Millennium. And uh, they found out I was on
the cruise directory.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
They knew I was on there, but a couple.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Of days into it was a two week cruise, they said,
the captain would like to see you. I said, okay.
So the captain didn't know, you know, he doesn't look
at the at the roster or whatever they call it.
But he wanted me to come up to the bridge.
And this was the maiden voyage of this particular ship.
But he's he had been a ship's captain for quite

(19:58):
some time. And on the on the bridge there in
front of the big wheel was something. Excuse me, he said,
he always he always has on every ship he has
ever captained. And what was there rolling a little bit
like this with the with the little bitty movement of
the ship.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
The general lead.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Of course, it was like his uh, his rabbit's foot,
so he always had the general lead there, and I
thought that was just so great, so great. So I'm
looking forward to the cruise. You've been on a cruise,
but not a lot, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
You like them?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I do, I do like them, and I think a
Duke's Cruise will be great. You've got to find find.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
An orange boat with an O one.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
On the side, the small bell do that graphic though,
we can do this graphic.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Absolutely no, it'll be fun. And but what I was
getting to is because you all were like, do a
duke's cruise? Do a duke's cruise? After we announced that
John's going to be on the cruise Bell, which is
a small.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Bell cruise, there's going to be a big red cape
from on the back of that.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I guess we'll pund out would that be fun? Everybody
was like, well, we've got to do a gym screws.
I'm like, you know what, they're right, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
All right, So we're going to then we could do
a HAVEBS and have nonch cruise where everybody just yells at.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Each other the whole time.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
That would be.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
That would be funny.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I wonder if time would be there.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
But I don't think so. I don't think so. He
up to these days funny thing.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I don't know, but apparently apparently there's some news out
there in that regard.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
But we went.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
If you follow us on Facebook, then you know this,
but if you don't. We went to a restaurant in Birmingham,
Oh my gosh, it was so good, called your Chef,
Your Chef, and we went there because this one said
you want to go to Applebe's And I said, Joe, okay,
because we were driving and I wanted to have a
little bit of a break.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
And I said okay.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
She said there's the exit and I said, you know,
just a little more, a little more morning in the
future would be nice. Well, but I was in a
fast lane, I was in the fat No, I just
flipped that thing over.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
But so now she finds another one.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
She said, hang on, I'll find something, okay, And two
miles take a left.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
So we got it.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Seemed like it was off the beaten path, but it
was actually just on a loop. So we got right
back on the interstate. After Yo Chef, I kid you
not walked in the door. The man that owns it
was sitting at at a bar, and the television above
where he was what was on it the haves and

(22:37):
have nots?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
That was crazy. And I'm in the bathroom. John's like
get out of here.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Come here. Thought maybe he was going to end. So
she comes out.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Well, at first I saw I saw Wyatt and Jeffrey.
They were having a conversation. And then the very next
scene was Catherine and I and it's the one where
early on in the series where I'm yelling at her
about something she deserved to be all that about. And
I take my shirt off. So I'm my shirt off
and I put my red bond and and uh, it was.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I couldn't believe it random, totally random, the most random
like that.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
But I tell you what, if you ever go through
it was unbelievable. If you if if you love collared greens,
these are the best ones you've ever had. If you're
saying I don't want to know collared greens, those things
are those things are bitter.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
And they're go there. Give it a chance, give it
a chance and.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Ask them to bring you the homemade It's not hot sauce.
It's kind of hot vinegar. They put jalapanios and a
bunch of peppers and things in vinegar and oil I
think in a Hennessy bottle and put a little cap
on the top like a bartender wood and you sprinkle.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh my god, as they say in Louise, that is
slap your mama. Good.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
And it was. I think it was a salad and
lamb chops, and beginning we hadn't even paid for anything.
CAPRICI solid unbelievable. It was so The tomatoes were perfect.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
There were one hundred yards from the farmer's market, right,
so the produce is exceptionally good. Uh this they can't.
I guess they're candy jams or sweep the ball and
the lamb. That lamb was so good. When I lost
my teeth two hours later, I ate the little pieces

(24:32):
that came off the string. That was gross. I'm sorry
I said that, but it's true. It was like, you
don't want to waste that thing? Nothing And what else
did they have in there?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
It was? It was just so good.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Stop. It was good salt food. It was soul food.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Soul food. Yeah, soul food.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
So check that out. Sometime we said, well, what are
your hours? What do you you know we come through?
Who you want to know? He said, well, we're open
from eleven in the morning until six in the morning,
so you could bet you can bet that's a that's
a jam in place.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, if you go into late night through Birmingham, there
you go, that's your spot.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
And there was I've never I've never seen this actually
in the United States, I've never seen this.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
There was there was. Maybe I shouldn't say never mind
because I.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Don't know if that it had to be the hooker
hook not not a hooker hooker.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I didn't say hooker, I said hooker. I don't know
who I'm saying that. I didn't do that. H u
k okay.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Anyway, you know, so they had that there too.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
It was you put like I think it's I think
it's steam.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I think it's missed. I don't think it's smoked because
I couldn't smell it. I could, Well, you're you got
like Spidey super super super nasal bath stand the.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Smell of cigarettes or cigars. Okay, I can't, I hate it,
but yeah, I smelled it. I'm like, as soon as
I walked in, I knew really people were enjoying themselves.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
The people were great. They were great.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Uh, we're about.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
To get even busier. It's been mosing about getting them
mousier with our happy birthdays. Who are It's crazy. It's
gonna be fun though.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
So we're in Nashville now and then tomorrow I think
tomorrow we're going to go to uh pick up the
motorhome and then get our get our tails back to
Madison for a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
And we have to.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Learn how to uh attach the bronco to the back
of the motorhome the raptor the raptor so that we
can have a vehicle when we go somewhere. So far,
when we go somewhere in the motorhome, we basically have
to drive our house around right uber and uh or
uber And that's kind of a that's kind of a
pain in the butt.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Last motorhome, I had a motorcycle lift on the back
and that was that was great. But currently that that
motor home has been arrested and no telling where the
motorcycle is.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
But that was kind of a pain in the butt.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I think if these people teach me how to do
it properly, and I think maybe technology has changed.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
It's called a blue ox.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's a triangular thing like that and these elbows basically
attached to the front of the vehicle and this attaches
to the towball in the back of the motor home.
So it should be hopefully it's going to be easier
because once we start on this tour we're going to
be putting some miles on. I missed the motor home.

(27:27):
I haven't driven the motorhome. And in a month our
great friends there Cunningham Camper, Llingham Camper, we want to
thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
So much for great patient, great to work.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
With, and they fixed Remember when the tire blew, it
just kind of that tread came off or belt or
the steel belt came off and just just destroyed a
lot of stuff in the wheelwell there. So they fixed
all that and they got it equipped to tow the raptor.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
And now we just have to get the raptor equipped
to be towed.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
And then like they say in US, Bob's your uncle,
Sally's your aunt.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Here's mud in your eyes.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
So honey, can does it have to be the Raptor
or can it be the other fourds or the other car?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
They have to be They have to be equipped to
be able to be towed too, because it has to
be able to have all four.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Tires free wheeling.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
No, you can't just put I don't know why, but
you can't just put a vehicle in neutral. Years and
years ago I had an expedition and they had to
equip it with a kind of like a look like
a choke, you know, a t bar that you'd pull
and it would disconnect the drive shafts.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
So this one can only be pitted for one vehicle.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
No, no, no, you just have to fit the vehicles. You
have to make the vehicles so they can be towed. No,
it's not it's not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
But if you can't just do it, I thought you
could just put a car in neutral and tow it,
and you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
And I also don't know if the steering wheel has
to be locked straight.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I don't think so, but I know it's it's it's
more complicated, more problematic than you would think. And with
this kind of motor home, the thing is forty five
feet back there. The tires could be bad, be like
that and you and you would never know it because
you don't even feel the thing back there, so.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I take class, have to learn about it off. It
won't it won't fall off, It just get dragged. So
many things would have to cook.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
It has the two elbows right, and then it has
too sorry, it has the two safety straps, and then
that whole unit has is on the ball, on the
back of the motor home, on the trailer hitch, and
then there are two safety chains there. So many things
would have to fail in order for that to fall off.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
But you always do. Go check it.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Motor home folks, travel folks, always check it. Make that
a new part of your checklist. If you toe a
v or if you put a motorcycle back there on
a lift, go back and check it to make sure
nobody has messed with it overnight. You know, again with
these people that are looking for grandeur by doing absolutely
nothing except stealing your stuff and screwing up your reputation.

(30:16):
These people may also go out and unhook your motor home,
unhook your.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Your raptor your motorcycle, your whatever. People. It's so bad
now that I saw a commercial the other day. A
woman is a woman is on her laptop and.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
It wa You know your your laptop has been compromised.
Click here today and they I think they use the
name of Morton, which is a legitimate company, Norton. Come on, Norton,
address the ball, Hello ball. But they she clicked and
a guy started to talk to her, and she's like, no,

(30:57):
I don't think so now I'm sorry no and hung up.
So scams on the internet, scams on your phone, scams
in general, are so prevalent now that they are making
commercials about people being scammed. I just heard the New
York New York Times. I think somebody got into Washington Times.

(31:19):
Somebody got into their entire employee database in the last
couple of days and they had to change all that.
So it's if that happens to you, and I hope
it doesn't. It has happened to me. I don't think
it's happened to you, Isn't that okay, don't feel like
an idiot. I sure felt stupid when I fell for
that thing, but of course I found out some things

(31:39):
that were very helpful after that. But be careful, be careful.
I got one yesterday. My gosh, I got this thing yesterday. Yeah,
and it looks so legitimate, and folks.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Don't answer when it says John Schneider, manager John Schneider.
I mean none of it. Try it's out of Nigeria.
I think I gotta just to experiment. I put my
number on for summerset or something, just to see if
I have I got three calls from Nigeria. John doesn't
have time to personally address. He may answer on his Facebook.

(32:17):
You get to say, oh good.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'll answer on I have been using TikTok lately. I figured,
you know, everybody's using TikTok telegram not No, I don't
use telegram, have a chat.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I do use X.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
But I know some pretty stupid people that are really
good at TikTok. So I figured, well, if that's if
that's possible, then why not use it?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
So I started using with them.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
You don't have well, but I will occasionally if somebody
says something nice, oh I love you inde.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh no, you do a FaceTime and they literally got
it where John's face and boys is on another box.
I don't know how they do it, but they're getting
very tricky.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Race.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Please text me right please instant message me right away.
I want to know if it's you I'm talking to
on telegram. No, it's not it is not so the
stuff that's happening out there. And again I say, it's
really what was a great movie Butch Castiley and a
Sundance Kid where they rob banks and they rob trains
and things, and the Pinkertons are sent out.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
This guy named E. H.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Harriman sends these people out to try to get Butch
and Sundances Paul Newman and Robert Richord.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Great line of dialogue.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Newman says, if Harriman would just give me what he's
spending to make me stop robbing him, I would stop
robbing him.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
So these people take so much.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Time to scam you and me and you and everybody
out of something, Why don't they just get a job.
Why don't they just work for it? Why don't they
just pull their own weight? Probably they'd make more money
if they actually work for a living rather than scamming
and defaming you and I and you and Partridge in

(33:59):
a Pear Tree.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I don't understand it. I just don't get it.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
And I want to apologize because I just realized they
keep looking at the television.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
So I'm sorry, we got it. So many things are happening.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah, there's so much going on right now, and I'm
sure it's like, why is she looking up? That's why
needs backays on, I keep looking up? Sorry about that.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
So we've called now for Iran's unconditional surrender.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
And this is the only time I've I've really felt
pretty smart around this one, because she's she's pretty non smart. Well,
but I said what United States General also president was
called unconditional surrender. Blah, she didn't know.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Do you know, I'll give you ten seconds.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
No no you list as Grant makes sense, was known
as unconditional surrender grant. So uh So, as much as
I would I would love to say that this is
a brand new, brand new terminology, it's not. Because as
soon as I heard President Trump say that, I said,
I've heard that before, and I think I I thought

(35:11):
it might have been Sheridan, but it was Grant, and
the Grant is who told it to Sheridan. Sheridan is
who who followed through with those orders. But anyway, I digress.
I like history. I like history. I know you're a
history major.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
And we're going to put that together with the tour,
We're going to try to have history notes and.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Get together, celebrate local history.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Celebrate Yeah, the states. What is special about Maryland? And
what's special about Florida? What's special about California? The last
one I don't know, No, I'm kidding now, California is
a big state. I feel sorry for the middle part
of California because those are good folks. But you know
they're good folks in La. Well, it's just the government.
The government there is the worst. The elected officials. I mean,

(35:59):
there are few like Vince Bohm. He just came up
in my mind. He's great.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
But Vince Vaughn the actor.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
No, I always call him that though.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Vince fon Oh, Vince vam oh.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
And g he's a rep. Okay, and he does a
great job. He took him, I believe Keim and McCarthy seat.
Uh so, yeah, So it's it's tough to say, Oh,
the whole state is terrible, but the government officials.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
It's another one of those. It's another one of those
places where if you take it, if you take advantage
of the opportunity to get absurdly wealthy by being a
public servant, then you're not serving the public.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
In my opinion, you're not serving the public terrible.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
It's all these gazillionaires. Well, gee, where'd you get that?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Like, say, I D George s Yeah, New York, same thing,
you know. Uh.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I don't know this to be true, but I've heard
enough times to leave it to be true that AOC
has not been in her district in months. She does
not hang out with, or around, or anywhere near the
people that she served. Why would you do that? Why
would you get into public service if you didn't want

(37:19):
to serve the public. There are a lot of ways
in California to get rich. There's a lot of ways
everywhere to get rich to do the work. But why
in the world would you pretend to be something that
you're not and be able to sleep at night by
getting rich for having done it.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I don't understand it. I just don't understand the lack
of integrity that seems to have.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I'm not naive enough to think that it's a brand
new thing in our political system, but it seems to
be much more prevalent these days than it was, say,
when I was a kid. I don't think Eisenhower was
a rich man. I don't think Truman was a rich
man Kennedy excuse me. Kennedy came from a very wealthy family,
but he came to it wealthy. He didn't get wealthy

(38:07):
because he was president. He got shot because he was president.
And aren't we learning some stuff about that? It just
it blows my mind speaking.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Of Kennedy, are a day. He's doing great. Yeah, Maha,
make America healthy again. Boy, he is on it. He's
working on it.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Where like these candies had the weird colors, Nope, can't
do it.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
And you know they're trying red dye number three.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
They were coming against red dye number three when I
was in high school and I'm sixty five years old,
So they managed a red dye number three lobbyist seem
to have some way to have kept that poison in
our systems and on our shelves since I was in
high school.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
That's a long time.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, it's tough to get healthy food, it really is.
Especially bread. That's a bad one as well, because the
kim trails and there's just all kinds of stuff. It's scary.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
That's because they are more concerned. It's called inventory.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
So great thing about the studio store T shirts don't
go bad. Music, don't music, don't go bad, grammar, don't
go bad.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Hats and movies and stuff, they don't go bad. You know.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
They sit there on the shelf. And I could I
made a movie ten years ago I can sell today.
But I can't make a loaf of bread ten years
ago and sell it today. But you know what you can,
I'll bet you. I would love to know. Somebody do
the research and find out what the oldest twinkie in
existence is. How long do those things last?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
We used to say.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
And the mc donald's too, they'll have it like like
a McDonald's hamburger and it's been there for thirty years.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
They have it in the case that's.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Right, like that time lapse photography of a natural like
a mon Pa hamburger and French fries, and you can
watch that go like that.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
And while the McDonald's hamburger is just like hello, but
it still doesn't look like picture. How do they get
away with that?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I know? Now they keep getting smaller and smaller and small.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
But they haven't changed the artwork, right, Yeah, they ought
to call it the Not So Big Mac.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
And you had happy meals and the dukes have hazard
happy meals right.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I think Dukes of Hazard was the first television show
that actually was the box. The General Lee was the
first box for a happy meal, and I think it
started out his paper and then it went to plastic,
like a hard plastic like a piggybank.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
The generally a cop car, and I believe.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Boss hawks Cadillac, which was perfect because you know it
already didn't have a top on it, so you could
put the burger and fries and stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
I think the Cruise will be a big hit and
think it'll work to be one.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Wow, that was a segue.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Well, just talking about Dukes have Hazard and everywhere we
go still they even when John had the big beard
and even longer hair than this and he's about to
get a haircut. Oh this was something.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
I just washed my hair and I can't do a
thing with it.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
It it does thanks, But I bought some hair product
for him. So that's another thing. If you all think
there's a really good hair product for curly coarse hair,
we'd love to know what it is. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Curly Corus white.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
A keep buying products kinky hair, and John's like I
like it. Paste to your paste here.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
So it be like it's got to be like Clay.
Gotta be like Clay. By the way, we are not
selling hair products. Okay, No, you never know.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
It could have happened.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
It could happen somewhere down the line.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Just when I went to the drag race, the guy
Paul Mitchell Kui whose daughter was racing.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Oh yeah, John Paul de Joria, I knew him back
in the early eighties.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I'm thinking, you.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Shit saw hair product. I mean, you've got the most
beautiful hair and it's a bit unruly, so it needs hair.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Products, so it needs Tayman. Great quick story about that.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
There was a gentleman who used to come to John
Schneider Celebrity Machine in Birdbank twenty nine o nine West Olive.
I don't have it anymore, but he brought up was like
a nineteen sixty two or sixty four Rolls Royce that
my guys would tune up for him in exchange for
hair product. This guy hit the street every day he
was in Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
That's when the.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Solid Gold was on. I think Rex was on at
that point. So he would go around and he would
he would give hair product to celebrities just so that
people would see it. And that's John Paul de Joria
that became Paul Mitchell. He is the Paul of Paul Mitchell.

(42:25):
And I believe the Mitchell Mitchell side. I think that
gentleman passed away. I never met him, but I think
he passed away, and John Paul bought bought that company out. Anyway,
he owns patron, he owns a bunch of things. But
years later, you know, to me, it was just the
guy that had the car that traded hair product for it,
and it was a very boring bottle white with Paul

(42:45):
Mitchell written on the side. I think when I first
saw it was written in sharpie, right, So yeah, or
you know.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Taped on.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Very basic yea.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
So I did a ski event somewhere up in the
in Baffvamff, Canada.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Beautiful place. Never been there, It's gorgeous, and I was.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Waiting for my downhill partner to show up, and all
of a sudden here comes a helicopter and this this
guy gets out and he's got his goggles and he
skes over to me and I said, hey, how are you.
It's very nice to meet you. He said, what are
you talking about? Nice to meet me.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
It's me. It's me. I'm the guy with the champo.
I said, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Well, but here's the here's the reason I'm saying all
that back to the people who'd rather steal than work.
This guy worked his ass off for a decade. He
deserves every single thing that he got. Why because he
believed in himself. He wasn't afraid of the work, and
he did it and he didn't have to blast anybody

(43:49):
on the way up. And nobody blasts him because this
man is a prince.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Be a prince. Don't be a fool. Be a prince.
There you go a court gesture. Don't be a court.
Don't be a don't be a be a dooby.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Don't be Oh that was something like Winky Dink, Winky Dink.
I used to watch a show when I was a
kid called Winkydink and it was the first interactive television show.
Because when you when you joined the fan club, they
would send you this piece of plastic that you would
put on your television screen and they would send you

(44:27):
markers so you could draw.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
On because they didn't want you to draw on here,
so they would teach you how to draw. Don't be
a don't. It was like, don't be a don't be
be a dooby, so don't don't do it? Do it?
It was? It was great. I love it.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Here's the Winkidink and Captain Kangaroo and mister Green green
jeans and.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Paul winsch Old not Paul Mitchell.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Paul Winschel, the Jerry Mahoney Club, on and on and
on television raised.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Me, Hey, good morning, Hello, how do you do? Good morning?
Captain good morning.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
I don't know that. That's great.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
That's where mister green cheek was right, Captain Kangaroo Frank
Oh no, mckn nope, that's uh Michael McKinnon. Shoot, anyway,
we'll find out. We love Captain Kangaroo. We love all that.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
And you know, we've been watching movies more because we're
out and about and sometimes we just want to be still.
So golf got cut off early yesterday because it started raining. Yeah,
mister bravery here want to be Hey, it's okay. There's
no lighting.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
My clubs. My clumbs are a graphite. I wasn't worried about.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Metals horns going off, and I'm like, we can't do this.
We got to go in so it is kind of
the rules.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
There is everywhere.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
But a lot of people stay out.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
They do they do well. But we were right in
front of the clubhouse. That was funny. He comes out,
he goes, who like that? And we look up as
a dude, and he looked at me and he went.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
So we did. We had early, earlier night than we thought,
you know, but you know, so nice little Hickory. We
kind of bite there and then we watched The Accountant too.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
It was really good those Yeah, it was good thing.
You need to see the first one. The first one
was was kind of shocking. This was I don't know.
This one was good.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
It was really it was really shot well. Affleck was
great and the Gentleman, everybody was. Everybody was great in it.
But it was for me it was a little it
was just a little disjointed. First one, well.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
It was really better. Now look the Godfather. I love
the second one, the first one, second one. I even
loved the third one, The Godfather. Remember I hates the
third one. It seems Oh no, I love it. I
love them. I think they're wonderful. So many times when
you watch a movie and the sequel comes out per too,
people don't like it.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
As like, please don't ruin it. Yeah, I tell you
what stand on It is a really good movie. That
was my tribute to Smoking the Bandit. But I think
Poker Run is better. I think Poker Run is better.
I felt found out just how far we could push
the cars and how far I could push the cars,
because all the stuff on the dirt track by that time,

(47:08):
I'd been racing some dirt tracks, so all this stuff
on the dirt track was me on the dirt track.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
There's some green screen in there.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
But you know, people who gave me a rational crap
about greens, why are you is green screen? It's all
over the Accountant, It's all over Reacher, It's all over everything.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Everybody does it.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
The difference is I do it with my crew of four,
and then I do the green screen work after and
these people are spending on green screen shots or CGI
stuff like one shot in Oh, we watched some other
movie the other night that just had big, big so

(47:47):
I don't remember what the movie was, but one of
those shots, one shot will cost more than my whole
movie cost. You know, there's a thousand people that touch
these shots afterwards. And I'm not making excuses but if
you feel like criticizing any of the movies that I've
made before you do, I want you to send me
the last movie you made so I can look at

(48:07):
it and I can be awed by your genius. How
about that worthless turd? Don't call anyway? When call the ambulance,
I feel free. I had a wonderful experience kind of
camping and being quiet. If you haven't done that, if

(48:29):
you haven't done that, if you haven't just sat and
been quiet somewhere, I strongly recommend it.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
It's good for the soul.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
This is coming from the guy that tells me all
of the time, can you please not be so awake? Yet?

Speaker 3 (48:45):
I got in from my run.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Early and I'm like, hey, what do you think about this?
When you think about that, this is wonderful? And he's like,
can you please not be so awakened?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
I got in, I got it. I got back from
the run this morning, and I didn't run as far
as I used to. I'm gonna have to build back
up to that.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I've been doing the suit, but I have not been
running as much as I used to I used to do.
I used to run every day that I didn't do
the suit I need to.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Get back to that.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
But I came back, opened the door and I'm I'm sweating,
and and She's first thing she says is, I know
this may sound crazy, but what do you think about
doing a Dukes of Hazard cruise? Because this all that
cruise is going to work really well, and I think
we ought to do something. Maybe we'll call it. Can
we say the Dukes of Hazzard Cruise? Or can we
I said, stop it, stop it.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
He's not wrong. I did do that. I can't help it.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Though I'm trying to catch my breath.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
My brain turns on right away. I wish it didn't,
and I've got a problem with that because I wake
up too early and I stay up and I don't
get enough sleep. So any sleep, babsy. I love asking
our friends advice because yourself smart.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Try that it's good.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Anyhow, We're gonna keep doing this podcast because we're doing
really really well. I would love for you to go
to John Schneider dot shop. We will put a link
down there. Check out the movies, check out the music.
I'm so proud of all that stuff, especially the last
album made in America, really really good and it's not
just a it is flag waving because the song will

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put a link to this song is a wonderful video
called She's Worth It.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I got to sing that.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I sing it every time we do a concert, but
also sang it on one of the last shows that
Mike Huckabee did. Secretary Huckabee did here, and he's doing great,
by the way, he's over there protecting our country and
our interests and our people can text.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
John right back. By the way, in the middle of
all that, John said, Hey, I hope you are right.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
We just said, hey, we're praying. We're praying for back
to John, praying for you. The right man for the
job you were born for such a time as this,
And boy was he. As soon as we found out
that he was he was named the secretary ambassador pardon me,
the ambassador to Israel.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
We were like, perfect, Yeah, there is.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Nobody nobody that would not only appreciate and honor that
job more, but nobody who's better for it than the
former governor, Mike Huckabee. And we love that your daughter
is the current governor. That is so wonderful, wonderful, wonderful,
so smart yep, Okay, folks, I think that's all the no,
we got a couple more minutes. You want to say

(51:26):
something about him, get.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
In trouble all the time.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Don't leave me hanging. Don't leave me hanging. Shake my hand.
Thank you, I love you. I love you too. What
what do you got?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
I'm just saying that I'm happy that you all give
us so much advice and please keep it coming. And
we're starting to fill in the blanks for the tour.
And so by going back to that because it's tough
to rot, I mean, you know, we basically what we're
doing with anchor events and then we're kind of trying
to do two or three states during that time, so

(52:02):
it will not be a full list July fourth, it
will be here and there. So that's why you need
to look at it every day. It's it's going to change,
I think when we book something and probably won't change,
but we will add slowly. But Shirley, it'll be great.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
And we are going to have a website dedicated to
the tour. They're working on it now and it will
be attached. You can get to it. You can get
to it by itself, but you can also get through
it to it through the app. So I urge you urge,
you urge you go to the app store and download
It's free. It's the app is just called John Schneider.
It will ask for your email, your contact information. Don't

(52:39):
be afraid of that. That stays within the app to
send you. That's so that you can get information. Okay,
so do that. And also I would love it if
you would go to uh TikTok look for the Duke
of Smallville.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I think that's what I currently am. No I change that.
You can change it, so I'll put that down here too.
Go there and like or I guess you like friend.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
I'm not sure what they call it on TikTok, but
since TikTok did just get another stay of execution from
President Trump, it is still going to be open for
a while. Maybe whatever happened to everybody had a problem
with TikTok.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
And also five Chinese well five G. No I know
why they had a problem. Why all of a sudden,
don't we I think we still did. I resisted.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I resisted, but also there was an issue with the
whole five G thing.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
So food for thought.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
We used to be against TikTok and against five G,
and now that we are all using five G because
we have no choice. We do have a choice about TikTok,
but the five G thing just kind of is.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
What we get.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Now, there's more cyber crime than ever. Now, there's more
scamming than ever. Now, there's more useless people making more
money by not working than ever.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
So maybe we should backtrack on that.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
But until then, if you're not, if you haven't sworn
off TikTok altogether, it's for me currently it's a I mean,
people that rich sit on a couch and eat bond
bonds all day manage to make money on it and
sell their wares.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Then you know, I'd kind.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Of be stupid not to at least use that as
an advertising arm. So I'm going to use that until
somebody says, oh my god, it's wrong, and then I'm going.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
To delete bam, just like that.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
But until yeah, Facebook, I love Facebook, But until then,
go to my TikTok page, the Duke of Smallville, look
for the little link below.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
And like me or join me or what like me?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Like me just click the little button so that your
voice can be heard there as well. Because we do
post different things on TikTok than we do on Facebook
than we do on YouTube. Well I think Facebook and
Instagram are connected. Yeah they are, but yeah, I'm not
sure how all that works.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
It works.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
It works for people who do nothing, so why not
use it for people who work their asshole?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
You can call me to I usually will put things I've.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Been swearing a lot and ship I'm sorry. It's because
I'm free.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do I'm free. That was an uh you know, the
dancing movie FOOTLOOSEO Loose, Never get Jenish Heaven helps the Footloose?
Was Kevin Bacon, right, Kevin speaking of getting scammed. Oh
my gosh, I think they're a really nice couple, he

(55:38):
and his wife and they got totally scammed.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Uh Kevin. Yes, he's a great guy. The Bacon Brothers great,
great family, wonderful.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
They got totally scammed to like some financial guy or whatever,
and they launt everything. So they're rebuilding. So support them,
because that's really from me.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Rent a Kevin Bacon movie. Tonight, get the Bacon Brothers albums.
He's a he's a love, huge lover of music and
he and the brothers have been doing music for a
very very long time. So yeah, help them out. Support them,
pray for them. If you're a praying person, pray for them.
I think that'd be great.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
At about minute left, about seven, John will be performing
in Somerset, Kentucky in twenty eight, same place. Car show,
a car show, and some dude's jumping the fountain.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
General Lean's that's Raymond Raymond. No, I'm not jumping it.
I'm not jumping at that's ray Raymond. Ah and or an.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Anyway, and then to my third Madison, Indiana, but late
July third, like an eleven o'clock at night into midnight.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Into midnight so that we can sing Happy Birthday at midnight.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
And they going to do the countdown.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
What this is Bob, we love you, Mayor Bob, and
then the other Mayor, Bob, we love my brother, Mayor Bob, Hello,
brother Mayor Bob.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Hello, Susie, Hello.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Philip, Hello, everybody, Hi Shia, Happy, Happy late birthday, Shila birthday.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
And then what are you doing hey, Sue?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
What? And then where will you be?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
And then the evening of the fourth we will be
in Dunlap, Tennessee with Cody McCarver and the band.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Dunlap, Tennessee is a great place.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Uh if you get anywhere near there, stop in, go
to the Dunlap Mercantile.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
It's a wonderful Yes, I got there.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Actually it was a gift and then.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Cody was swings yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Yeah, to give me another gift on my birthday. These
other beautiful boots.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
So yeah, dumb lap Mercantile.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Wonderful thing.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
You can see a lot of that.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
He does a show called Small Town America and I
was in the first couple of them.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
It's really really good. Uh So check that out, Cody thing.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Pink cat I love. Look, I need that pink cat
because I gave it away. I think it's the police
officer's wife, the one.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
She's the dispatcher of the Who was.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
The girl the dispatcher on the Dukes like that one, right,
like the dispatch lady girl from the Dukes of Hazzard.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, the same type of thing.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
No, she was the Oh it is time that she
was a telephone.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
I gave the girl.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
I gage girl, Lindsay hat Mathan, Lindsey Nutter. We love
you guys too.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
So I need a pink cow. Try to wear it
next week if possible.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Yeah, And I've been wearing my old one hat.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I should have wear my old one hat here, but
I don't want to blatantly sell stuff.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
You know, by the way, you.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Know it's so great, it's weirdsome. Capitalism is great. But
I tell you what here here to beware of people
who try to sell you beauty products with a beauty
filter on their phone, just saying, just saying. Somebody was
trying to do that to me the other day. It's like, well,
wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
We each body is as beautiful as you are. Oh yeah,
John only has to put.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
On his under roast twelve miles of bad road.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
The rest of us have to work out.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
We love you. We hope you're doing great. We know
you're doing great. What I love you, I love you.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
It's gone give me.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
I love you too. I love you too. You take care?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Won't love you right?

Speaker 3 (59:02):
This is man drinks with Johnny and John bye.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
You know what would mean