Plane's, Train's and Automobile's!!!

Plane's, Train's and Automobile's!!!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, stop it. Hey, everybody, we're in the studio today,
Yes we are. We are right here in beautiful downtown
bird Bank where we used to give the Fickle Finger
a fade award.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I have no idea what that is.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
The hell you don't, but John, you are not that
you Warner Brothers.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
We could throw a baseball and hit it.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I can hit it anyway.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
We're here with the drinks with d D and John.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
That's us here. Click wait, we clicked and void and
avoid either click in my camera or your camera. Come on,
come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well then give me a kiss in mind territory.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Since I had, I put my glass down and I
put it and that's that's bad luck. You can't do that. Why,
because it's bad luck to be superstitious. Put that over
by your face, my arms. Well give me Okay, thank you.
We're glad you joined in. Thank you. We just had

(01:22):
a long train ride. I'm drinking bourbon, by the way,
uh Riager, riager from Kansas City.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, so it's whiskey from bourbon, so you know, I'm sorry.
It's Kentucky girl. We'll correct that. I'm drinking vodka. But
I've been drinking vodka.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh he's right.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay, I'm sorry, say that again.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
The right?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, you got it, so, Greg Goose. We bought from
a store. But this came to us compliments of our
dear friend Rob Carson Newsmax, who is taking the world
by storm with all sorts of stuff. He has a podcast,
he has a radio show, he has a show on
news Max, and he's doing really, really great. We saw
him at the Union station in Kansas City. It seems

(02:16):
like a month.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Ago, it does. It was only a.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Couple of It wasn't even a couple of days ago.
The night before last. I think it was night before last,
But it seems like a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
So Rob Carson is going to be the next Rush Limbaugh.
I personally think better.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
He was one of he was one of Russia's writers.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
He was disrespect but I think he's got a lot
more personality. I mean, Rush Limbaugh would give my hair
as a mess because we just came across country anyway.
But John's weirdly is perfect because I gave him this
hair product that was oily and just interrupted yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You were talking about Rob Carson and Rush.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Limbaugh, but you interrupted me when I was getting back
to Orm Carson. So anyway, Rob Carson, I think is
a neg way better Rustling Ball because he's very funny
and charming and wonderful.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, but he's also living in a time where politics now.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Is well more on the right.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, but it's also it's also funnier because those who
are correct, as far as I'm concerned anyways, seem obviously correct,
and those who are not just seem like shoplifters with
a toaster hanging out of their jackets.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
And what politics naturally, I mean, you know, the Americans
is not even politics. The American warnt politicians. They go
back and forth, Democrats, Republicans, Democrats Republicans, and now it's
turned our way where we you know, obviously we lean right,
so we went through all of that and now it's right.
So it's I'm just And then Tony the Tiger, the

(03:46):
boss here, you know, he lean's left, but we are
get a lot as I don't even know what right
now America.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I don't know what right and left means because it's
all no, but it's all situational. I'm not going to
live by somebody else's definition of what I am. I
mean things that makes sense to me, makes sense to me,
and all I.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Want to Republicans, I agree with you. Some of them
are psycho. It's like, what do you don't agree with
a lot of Republicans I agree now, meaning no, no, no,
It's like the social Conservatives or lark War. You have
to be a Baptist and you, okay, give me a break.
The American way as you do whatever you're using this
at all. I'm just saying that the American way, in
my opinion, as long as you're not hurting anyone, you
should be able to do whatever you want to do.

(04:25):
It's freedom, freedom, a deppy a freedom. I love Elton John.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
To Sir Elton John.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Sir Elton John.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Is not grant, but I love you Elton John. I
think when when the smoke clears, Elton John will be
the most played artist, well one of them, certainly. When
I think I think of all time, I don't think
there's a day has gone by since I first heard
Crocodile Rock that I haven't heard Elton John Somewhere.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Maybe Beatles.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I like love the Beatles, but I hear Elton John
more than I hear the Beatles.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Make him better.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
So anyway, excuse me, we did this, uh this this
train ride.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Oh boy.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
And so you know, one of the things, tell me
one of the one thing that you thought Joe Biden
was going to do in his presidency.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
The one thing I thought for sure, like the Ringer,
that he would do is he would make the train
system better. Because you always talked about that.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
He would ride trains in my basement.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
But the big thing he said he would ride the training.
Loved the train which is Amtrak. Loved going from you know,
his home to d C. And you go back and forth,
back and forth commuting to Delaware, and I'm like, well good,
you know, I'm honestly Democrat. But I thought he will
make the train system better. And I love trains. I

(05:51):
love him. I love the travel. I loved it, like
be able to just like look out the window and
see the country and go to you know, get a
snag the whatever. Then you know, if you want to
take a nap. The point is is you don't have
to concentrate on driving. You really don't have to concert
train in anything. So train traveled to me as quite romantic,
very American.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh yeah, it was very romantic.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh wow, but I really counted. I thought Joe Biden,
I gave him a.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Friend on the same close I got on the train,
so well the other and I know, I know that's
why we.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Drink, because we almost got kicked out of the building.
This is like see the alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
So I don't want to exaggerate. But when I went
to do Grand Hotel in New York, I left Los
Angeles in nineteen eighty nine and I went to New York.
I think it was January of nineteen ninety then, So
I got there in January nineteen ninety and I chewed
a lot of gum in those days, and I put
my gum underneath the sink in the room that I
had in my Amtrak train. I know it's disgusting, but

(06:51):
it's to make a point because when we got on
the Amtrak train to come here from Kansas City, I
swear my gum was still under that sink. That's how.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Disgusting.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Just hear, Okay, Then I'm going to add something, because
I really had a lot to add on this. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
No, I'm trying to make a point is that they
have not changed the I think that the the car
we were in was the same car from when I traveled.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
In nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, I don't think they've done anything to change the trains,
and I think that's, you know, it's too bad, because
it is a very romantic notion. It is a wonderful
notion when we stopped in Gallup, New Mexico, Gallup, New Mexico,
when we stopped there this morning, or last night, or whenever,
a year ago, whenever it was, you know, it's it

(07:44):
is a wonderful way to see parts of our country
that you don't really get to see. And like Dedie said,
you don't have the responsibility of driving, although I drive
the motor home, so one of us doesn't have the
responsibility of driving.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Anyway, I'm trying to do John of Faber like, oh,
you don't have to drive anything, and then oh, no,
it was great.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I'm not saying I didn't enjoy it. I'm just saying
I didn't enjoy it that much because I had thought,
you know, like everything, you can't get a seven oh
seven from Atlanta to JFK because they don't fly them anymore.
So just as they don't fly a seven oh seven
and probably not a seven twenty seven anymore. They shouldn't

(08:25):
be running these trains. They just shouldn't. They should make
them better. We should take and here's one of my recommendations,
President Trump. If you watch this show, and I hope
you do because it's just huge, what I would like
for you to do is, I would like you to
take some of this money that the nefarious people were
stealing and going on trips and buying homes with, take

(08:48):
some of Nancy Pelosi's wealth, and give us better trains
on Amtrak. Let's do that. In fact, didn't you say
I was trending in Katar, So my dear friends in Kentar,
you just gave us a wonderful plane to the to
the United States of America, A beautiful it's probably a
seven to seven seven. I don't know if it's a seven.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I think it's more. I think it's.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
All seven seventy seven.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I think is the thousand.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I don't think they make that anyway. My point is,
if you would like to give John Schneider, who's trending
in Katar, something really special, give me a like James
West Wild Wild West train car that we can have
Amtrak tow next time we want to go across country
there you go. And then on this very podcast, we

(09:36):
will we will do like a I can't call it
a lottery because that's illegal, but we'll do a drawing
or something where someone can actually come and go cross
country with us. How great would that be? They can
wear one of your hats. Yeah, they can send letters
to our post office box like you keep giving. I'm
still my gum will not be in a new It

(09:59):
was to make a points. Do you never say something
to make the people think we're arguing. We're not arguing.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
No, no, we're not thinking.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Do you not say something that's a little out of
line in.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Order to But let me point this out. John is
so neat. He's so neat, Like he like pulled his
underwear like this big, and I don't even know how
he took. He watched a video to fold his underwear.
Its several videos big, Like he's the best folder in
the world. So usually underwear is like this big, or
a towel or something. John is able to pull it

(10:28):
any biddy and I just throw everything in a bag
and close it, and it makes him crazy.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Wait a minute, you throw everything in a bag, who
closes it? You do? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (10:36):
And you put but.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
This is my point. And you put gum in the
bottom of.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
A freaking cer it was to make a point.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, you did it, Admit it. And not only that.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Something No, I would never I would never swallow.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Like something will fall pick it up and eat it.
It's so girls, I would never do that. That's so disgusting.
You do if a peanut falls on a barsom, yet
it's like a five second roll, which I don't believe in.
I would never do that, and then you'll pick it
up and eat it. Admit it. But you're the need for.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
You if you're eating a salad, If you're eating a
salad with her right and a a piece of lettuce
kind of leans off the plate and touches the bar top.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Even if you are the first people in.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
That restaurant this day, she will throw that whole piece
of lettuce out. You know, that whole piece of le
has to give its life for your weird sense of
cleanly eat.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
It and then you can just dap infection.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
I have to go to c I believe it.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
If you're at a bar, you're at a restaurant, you're
to Denny somewhere. And if something falls on the floor,
don't pick it up and eat it. But if it
falls on the bar, who care for?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
No, No, everybody cares. Everybody cares. So if you're worried
about filming the underwear this big, you should worry about
the cruton hitting the bar and then eating.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Because you canton is a pretty.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Strong little have to leg get like the whole the
whole antibiotic thing, the white spectrum. So it's not worth it.
Just don't eat the stuff that falls on the bar
on your leg, on the floor. It's so gross on
my leg. Okay, I can live with that.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Oh falls right on my leg. It's okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Because your pants are clean, because you.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Are not these pants because I've been wearing them since
we got on the train a year ago.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
No, we're going to we're going to get our wonderful
trip on amtrack.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
We wondered. We ended our wonderful trip, and I'm not
dogging Amtrak. It was it was fine, but it's just antiquated. Okay.
But this morning we got all the way to San
Bernardino and and we were like a half an hour
did you snort? We were like a half an hour.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
We can't even make this up.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
We're like a half an hour late, so we're thinking, okay,
well there's not gonna be much time in Sand Bernardino.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We didn't even skip breakfast on the train. No, we'll
get there, no.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Problem, that's right, because Priscilla was was very persnicckty about
when you showed up. But we're just in San Bernardino
and wondering, well, how come we're not leaving? How come
we're not like an hour? And then the well the
guy started talking about after maybe maybe half an hour's
ladies and gentlemen, we uh.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
There's something was wrong.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Here's the word if you ever ride a train, and
I hope you do, just don't put gum underneath there.
If they use the word regarding your train or some
other train incident. There's an incident.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
There's an incident, something happening good.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
So apparently they didn't say it was our train, but
I think it was our Anyway, a train ran into
a truck, or it was a truck somewhere somewhere up
in front of us on the way to Los.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Angeles, and that's problematic.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Well, it's very problematic for the truck because trains win.
I don't care how right or how left you lean,
if a train has an opinion, it will win. So
this train apparently UH had a one an argument one
in argument with a vehicle at the car, but then
we had to wait. It was a truck that then
we had to wait for a couple of hours and

(14:05):
actually take another another route to get here. So the
very last thing that happened on this train ride was
not great. And it's not Amtrak's fault. You know, some
dipsy doodle decided they wanted to try to raise the train.
I don't know what happened, but the last stop it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
And they were motivated.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
We jump over the train. We don't stop a train.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Maybe they thought that they could take their truck and
jump on the track and beat it because they wanted
to be boduke.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
If you're jumping, I'm sorry. I'm a logical thinker. If
you're trying to beat a train, you want to get
in front of it. But if you're jumping over a train,
it doesn't matter where the train is.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
But maybe they thought that they were passing them to
go across the track. That's what I'm thinking. And we
never did that as a kid.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
No, this was like dirty merry, crazy Larry and If
you haven't seen that movie, then you don't know what
I'm talking about. But if you have, that's apparently what happened.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
However, when people do crazy things and vehicles, many times.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
They fall off. The picture of at the very ending,
put up charger, train's dirty and marry crazy, Larry everybody else,
this is what happens when you try to raise a train.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
We'll wait, it's not it's a duke hazard thing.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, we never just started it. We were responsible people.
We never did things like that. Oh do you have
the picture of the green charger in the train and
the fireball and all that. Anyway, we'll find it in
a minute. We'll show it, and.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Then it gets worse or better. We're really it's kind
of worse.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Remember I have some ginger.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Remember the last time you were on the train, and then.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
There it is. This is why the duke boys.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's responsible.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
You do not want to race that. Yeah, that's a
that's a sixty nine Dodge charger and that is a
I don't know, that's probably the same train. We just
that was in nineteen seventy time.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Watched that episode and he thought, you know what, I'm
going to beat it. That's what happened. That's what happened.
I hear it all the time. Oh you know. And
then kids would talk about they'd race their like little
red wagging and go over, they'd get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
They would jump over something on their bicycle. They wouldn't race.
We didn't do anything like that.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
You inspired a lot of that kind of thing. I'm
not saying it happened today, but it happened a lot.
I'm just telling you when you get.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Told Amtrak is looking to pass the blame to somebody, okay,
and I don't think it should be me. I think
it should be maybe you, not me.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I wasn't in Dukes of Hazzard. I didn't. That was
Dukes of Hazzard stuff when people thought they could like
race over things or beat things and do like reckless driving.
And she's not reckless, tell me reckless. That's what Duke
to Hazzard was up. That's when they love it.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
There's a difference between stunts and daredevil people. We were
not daredevil people. We had stunt folk.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
I know. But you jumped the car over creeks and stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I mean, that was how else are you going to
get across the creek? See there's no bridge. What are
you gonna do? See bridge out? Used? Jump?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Sam?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
What are you supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I'm just saying I bet the guy was a Dukes,
a Hanzard fan.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh my god, how do you know it was a guy? Well,
it might have been some girl who thought she was
above waiting for a train. Be what do you think?
What do you think about? That could be President Trump
just pardoned a couple of people. Who what are you now?
Who did President Trump's pardon? Who's on first? Who did?

(17:19):
Oh my god, help me, Tony, help me?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Someone help me? Help me? The Chrysties don't I know
the answer.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I'm just teasings and Julie is that right?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
And new show is on E Entertainment right now? I
kind of remember this.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Well, there we go. Look at that? Is that a
real picture? My gosh, she looks like Delta Burke. I
did a show with Delta years and years ago. She
does Delta Burke. Imagine that. Gerald Craney's Gerald mccraney's wife.
And my gosh, she was funny. She's still funny. I
guess I haven't seen Delta years ago.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I loved trying to designy woman Susan sugar Baker was great.
I would love to play that if you folks, whoever
did that? I want to be the news Susan sugar Breaker.
I think I could do it.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
But what.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Susanne sugar Baker? That was her partner designer Winning Women
or whatever, Winning Women whenever? My god, oh my god,
what is that?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
There's me? And what is that? That's me with my
my porn stash.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
And that's still jacket.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
That's a jacket, that's a Fanta's Are you not paying
attention to the show.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm a little bit tired because you know a lot of.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
People are watching the show. You should be one of them.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I know.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
But I I was on.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
The train too. Okay, let me tell you people. I
was on the train too, but I was wake most
of the time because I want to make sure John
was the.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hell you were over the train noise. I could hear you.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
You did that you were snoring?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Like you didn't hear me snoring?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
You did?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I'm sure I did a little bit. I was. I
fell asleep on a park bench.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
This is how people after a train trip, because we're
a little like who park bench and.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
An earthquake that's it. That's it. I'm just glad the
ground is not moving and uh oh gosh. But I
do recommend that you do it. I mean it sounds
like I'm dissing train travel. I'm not dissing training. I
love it. You should do it. It's something you should
try at least once. Right, It's something you should do
until they upgrade the trains. It's something you should do

(19:16):
at least once.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
When you have the planet, right, you have to make
sure you have a room. You don't want to go.
I will tell you this. These poor people that go
coach and then go all the way across country. I
don't know how they do it because you're in a
seat and you can't really move around. Ons you go
to the observation deck, which is lovely, but it's always full.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
We were in a seat. We couldn't move around either. Yep,
you could well, I mean we could move it. I'm
just saying that I don't understand because it's not cheaper
than greyhound, it's not cheaper than flying.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
So phenomenon it really is say.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
The people, why are you doing this? Why are you.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Taking I love it, I love the movement. I love
to be able to see the scenery.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I don't like to fly, so I'd rather walk basically
than fly.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
But I love the train. I mean John, he didn't
like it. He doesn't like it like I do.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't mean fit.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
He's big.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I'm a taller person and I have a little wider shoulder.
I cannot.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, I don't know, but I saw you sleeping this
morning because he takes the bottom of cors on on top, you.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Know, sleeping on my park bench during a very long earthquake.
But I slept well. I mean there is something about
the rocking, you know, the motion of the train that
is true, and the sound of it. But I have
an app too that'll little play a train sound every time.
Look you, we're going to be delayed because a truck
tried to race the train because he watched.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Night Dukes of Hazard Night Rider.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
So these people will pardoned. I think that's.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Great, But you know what they're pardoned for?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
What were they pardoned for?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Tony? Thanks for uh hm.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't know much about their situation, but I do
believe enough in President Trump is not just going to cavalierly.
I had to think of the word, I'm tired cavalier
and so all of its.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Know this show is after a long train trips were
a little loopy, but I wanted to remind you that
we're a little loopy. But we're very happy.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Let me tell you. Rob Carson gave us this. This
is great. Thank you Rob.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
We're very happy. We're in LA. We made it, and
I personally love train travel. The Union Station in Kansas
City is so gorgeous. So we were there. I loved
it so much. We were there, we pulled up in a raptor,
and then we met Rob Carson, like we said, and
we had a lovely dinner in Paradise.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Game is because he was a Johnny Carson fan, and
I'm a Johnny Carson fan too. Although Johnny Carson never
had me on his show.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
He didn't understand dukes of hazard, but Rob does.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
So here's the thing. You take a long trip like that,
and then what you want at the end of a
long trip is to go to the hotel and get
in your room and then you know, put your stuff
away and then come and do your podcast. And when
your lovely wife and I have a lovely wife, Hello,
lovely wife. I'm a lovely, lovely wife. I love you too,

(22:23):
this many well at least that so okay, let go.
So when you when you do that, you want you
expect that the train running into a truck on the way,
you know, I mean, certainly it was the worse thing
for the truck. But then you get there and and

(22:44):
your lovely wife, who really is the tour director. Right,
so we check in and she says, oh, and this
room is on the pool, right, and then says, we
don't have well, we don't have it. We don't we
don't have a pool construction. And I'm like, it's under construction.
Well yeah, but we have a room on the pool,

(23:04):
you know, a room that opens up onto the pool. Well,
now we don't have that pool. That's made me sound bad.
She was not, She was not. She was wonderful.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
It was she arranged, she arranged for on the app.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
And it was amazing to me that she didn't understand
this because.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
What not the first time what she heard was oh.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Well, we'll just put you at our sister hotel up
the street as a pool and you can have a
room on the pool at our sister hotel. That's not
what she said. What I heard, which is what she said,
was oh, well, you can check in here and then
you can have a chat. You can have a pass
to go to the pool two miles up the damn street.
Whatever you want. I'll tell you what I want right now.
That's what I want. I want to get off a train.

(23:45):
I wanted to not run into a truck. But when
I got to the hotel, I wanted somebody to say, oh, here,
mister Snyder, here is here. Rob Carson sent this. Here
have one of these, and here's your key, and here's
some flip flops, because your room is right on the pool,
like it was always at the Hollywood Roosevelt. However, love

(24:05):
the Hollywood Roosevelt. This was not the Hollywood Roosevelt. But
we're not going to tell you.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Who we won't.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
They were very app it was d had to prove
what because they said, oh no, no, and he doesn't
say that, you don't you go. It gives all the information.
You look at this, you look at this moment, This is.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
What we ordered.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
This, this is what we're not.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Screenshot I screenshoot everything whatever. And they're like, oh, well
maybe you should call Oh I will, And then they're like,
well let's cancel. Oh no problem, we'll cancel, and then
we went to their sister hotel and it is lovely.
We're gonna have a wonderful time at the wald Up
Historia in Beverly Hills. It's not terrible.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I was just saying, I wasn't going to say where
we are.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I thought you weren't. You were going to say we
weren't going to say where.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
We are with the Oh no, but nobody knows what
the hotel is right next door to the Waldorf a store,
the Waldorf History.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Why would they know. I mean, they know, no one
wants they're right here in La. I'm just saying that.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
They were very nice. They can look it up.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I'm just saying they were very nice to fix it.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
So the pool was because you were who you are.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
You're like, you listen to me, you see this, you
see what?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
That Wasn't that bad?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Do you see?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I just said, look at the picture.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yes, she was on order.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
And was online. I'm just but then we're like, okay,
and we had to walk what one hundred feet maybe
one hundred steps maybe to the wald of his story,
which is amazing.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
We walked right aways over there, sat down, she got
it all straightened out. Then we had to come back
and then we had to drag luggage, which is fine.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
We had to drive a bag our luggage.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Through where they were planting new stuff. Both hotels are
beautiful and I'm sure that whenever there is a pool
at the one hotel with rooms on it, it'll be delightful.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
But now and the pools on the rooftop, it'll be fabulous.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
And so where we are now, yeah, I don't even
know where the non pool is at the other one,
which will remain unnamed. Well maybe that's why they have
They don't know where the pool.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Is on the pool. You know, it's like Combandaboy. I've
been in before when they had the pool was really great.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Did you say cabana boy.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yes, you could be a cabana boy.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I'm not. I'm Nobody's command I know about is Cabana
boy away.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
They had Cambanda Boys there.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
So it's been it's been two of those days today. Okay,
that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
It's been great though.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I had a ball, I love the train. I had
so much fun. I think it was great.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
The only time I think the only the only thread
of eliticism I have in my bones is with travel
and accommodations, and I really I like things to be
what people say they are going to be. Now, I
hate to harp on this, but when D D made
the reservations for Amtrak, apparently unless you know it's kind

(27:08):
of like AI, you have to know the right questions
to ask. So we got a A what did they
call it, not a not a bed at or not
a diet. Yeah, but we got we got the A bedroom.
So there's a B, C and D. We got the

(27:29):
ABC and D. They all cost the same. Well, and
it's true the A sucks. Even our steward, the guy
that helped us on and he was wonderful. The people
on the train were.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
One there like don't get there.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
He was like, oh you got the A room.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Hu and John, the big guy. It was horrible.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
So when they put the bed out, there was like
this much room between the bed and the and the
the sink if you wanted to use the bathroom late
at night. I'm sixty five, I use the bathroom later.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
And then they put a lad.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
So she could get up into her bed, so it
was you know, late at night. It just but they
were under no obligation to disclose that.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Now we know now you know, do not go with
the A room on Amtrak. The A bedroom no good.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Get the family room if you if you have a family,
you want to go, and it's much cheaper. Actually the
initial stick sticker price will it's like, oh my gosh.
But if you think about it, oh, it's me and
my wife and my two or three kids, it's it's
worth it. But they're not going to tell you anything
unless you ask an intelligent question. We are going to

(28:40):
save you the trouble. Don't get the.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
A room now, don't get the A bedroom because it's
you know, I mean, you know you've got the rematch,
but the bedrooms you think, well it's going to be big.
Well nothing is big on the train, but the A
room terrible. So we have figured it out. I think
you can get the family room or if you get
to adjoining bedroom, not A and then we'll be.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Good because A don'tant to join with nothing.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Now it's the corner and the sucking room. It's the
ass room. I wanted to say it out loud, but
it is the A S S room.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
If you spell it, it's different.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Yeah, okay, I think so. But anyway, I still had
a ball did you have a good time? Over a
scale of one in ten, how much fun did you
have on the train trip? Now include the Rob Carson
dinner at.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
The Oh, well, then that's a ten. If you include
that's not fair? Well why not because that wasn't part
of the train. Rob Carson is not is not right
track the.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Train for the train ride? Scale one in ten? What
would you rank six? Well, I'm ranking an company was wonderful,
So it's a sixty nine, so we win.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
No, it was not, it was It was just sixty.
You're in the spot, you're in the you gotta watch
see where you are. Either get on your side of
the camera or my side of the camera. We don't
have this problem. We do it from Madison because we
only have one camera. He I do too. So anyway,

(30:11):
train where I was? We so wanted to get off
the train. If I heard them this morning, I don't
know if you were probably too busy, but I heard
in Winslow, Arizona. I wanted to get out and say
hello to our friends. No, I mean that's down the street,
but I want to say hello to our friends at
La Pisada. Because you know, I didn't I didn't get up,

(30:33):
I said, I would like to have my God. So
if you have not taken a train trip, an East
West train trip is a great thing to do. If
you live in Los Angeles and you want to take
the train north, that's a great thing to do. I

(30:55):
think I think two days is a bit much unless
and you're going to hate that. I say this, if
you're going to go all the way from New York
to Los Angeles, I actually recommend getting the It's basically
a first class seat. You can get up and you
can go to the observation deck, you can go to
the uh. You can only go to the restaurant when

(31:16):
it's your turn, okay, or they will slap your hand.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
We went early last night and they're like.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I would recommend just doing that.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Coach absolutely, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
What I mean we had no And.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I don't mean to be like, you know, miss Prissy
or whatever, but no, at least in your room you
can move around, talk or whatever. But if you're stuck
in a seat for the whole time, I think that's
very hard. It has to be very hard. And when
if you with Fat Joe from you know, Philadelphia, stop that.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
What if you are fat joke from Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Nobody wants to be with him.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You don't know what if you are fat Joe, what's
it that's.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Not well, he didn't care.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
What I'm saying is what I'm saying is on the train.
What you do on the train is you get out
whatever accommodations you have, whether it's one chair or a
room next to where they store everything, and the crew
goes to the bathroom, like we add, you get up
and you walk around, so who cares? And the chairs

(32:16):
that you sit in when you just buy a seat
are bigger than the chairs in where we had, and
they recline. Basically, the worst seat on a train is
kind of like a first class seat on an airplane.
But they still are. They're from the seventies or maybe eighties.
You know. It's just they really need some they need

(32:37):
some reform. They need to be let's talk about something current.
I know.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Well, two more things. So I think I have seen
the seats in coach and are okay. I mean, but
you don't have the breedom walking around, But that's okay.
But they are very they're very inexpensive. So if you
want to see the country, John has a great point
if you want to see the country, and then you
get up to the observation, and if you put little money,

(33:01):
then you can go to the doning cart because the
first class like what we had. You know, it does
a cost, but it's not that much money. It's not
twenty dollars twenty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Good, it's good.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
And then you can go to the dining cart or
whatever the bar and so yeah, you're right, you can
make that work. But I still think it's good to
have a little private space. But the big thing is
this at night when you sleep instead of sleeping in
a chair, you can like, why down. That's the big
thing because then parting an earthquake, you slept all night.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
That's what I always sleep all night. I sleep well
because it's a skill set. I don't what was that nothing,
I don't know. I don't sleep well because of the accommodations.
I sleep well because I sleep well well.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
But you sleep well, that's all it matters. And look,
I'm pretty, you are there.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I would have slept. It does not matter, it does it.
Guys out there, you know, if your your your wife
say you you're so pretty, it's not a compliment.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
And it's a compliment.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
It means to be quiet.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
No, it does not. It means that he's slumped all night,
had a good night, and today we're having a great day.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Let's look at the headline shop.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
But one more thing, So, Sean Duppy, you are in
charge of transportation. Seriously, dude, you have got to upgrade Amtrak.
Maybe it's in a process. I know we just started,
but I think train travel is really important to America
and it needs to be upgraded. I mean in these people,
the staff, they work very hard. People love the trains

(34:37):
and they want to hang on to that romanticism. I do.
I love it. And John gets on the train and
is like, m I don't know about this.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Old Yeah, that's one my one area of eliticism.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
But I love the movement. I love to be able
to see the country and in his a tradition. So please,
Sean Duppy, Transportation secretary, fix Amtrak. Upgrade it. And it
does look like I mean, I don't know, honey, when
do you think seventy nine eighty eighty two, Maybe.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
The trains are all still there from training.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
That just traumatizes me. Stop talking about putting gum underneath,
because then you pull it out the next morning and
chew it. That's gross.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I would never do that.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
He would. So glad you didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
All federal funding from Harvard.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Gone, oh boy gone.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
And this it's a personal note with us, because I
took like ten classes of Harvard. I had all a's
and one bee.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
What was your being? Baby?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Writing?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
What writing?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Writing?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Not talking nut speech, writing, not acting, not in I thought,
not comedic, anything, not anything else. But when I have
to write it down, it gets a little loopy. But
it was a bee. It was only a bee. I mean,
it wasn't like a that was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
But so and it's got nothing now, nothing to do
with politics. This has to do with antimotism. Okay. So
that's why Donald Trump, President Donald J. Trump pulled all
the remaining funding out of Harvard and any other pardon me,
school of institution of higher learning away from them, especially

(36:15):
in light of what happened last week. We talked about
it last week. Were that that monster came and shot
those two beautiful people. Oh my god, right out of
the museum. I mean, my god, what is going on here?
How is that free speech?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I mean, anyone who murners someone out of hate, that
is such crap again, I'm gonna go back. I always
say this like a broken record as an American, I
think the best part of a bad America is you
can do anything you want and it's nobody's business, not yours,
not Tony's, not mine, not Gertrudes out there. We can
do anything we want as long as you're not hurt kids, puppies,

(36:50):
no whatever. But in your own time.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Well, now, are you're talking about Fauci boy?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, the beagle killer, the beagle killer.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's just it. But I just the hell happened?
I mean, it's back. I think. I think we we
once again live in a country where we have the
right to pursue happiness, however we define it. Unless how
we define it is killing Jewish people because they're Jewish,
or killing gay people because they're gay, or killing transsexual

(37:18):
people or transgender people because that's both.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Why do you care? Which is what's your problem?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Why do you care?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
You should be a Milona want it is not your business.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
By the way, if you're one of these militant, ridiculous,
holier than thou Christians who thinks you have a personal conversation.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
With Russia, or why aren't you go.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
And God is telling you to judge these people over here?
Let me tell you something. I'm going to be judgmental.
That ain't God. If God has a problem with something,
God will tell them. And God will certainly tell you. Okay,
maybe not here. But when you get there and you're like, oh, oh,
I'm coming across the gate, Saint Peter's going to go
Hang on a second, what what? What the hell was that?

(37:59):
What are you thinking when you said this, when you
did that, when you shot those people? What were you thinking?
And why the hell? And this is Saint Peter talking,
Why the hell do you think you have the right
to come into here? This is not where people like
you go. Okay, they go over there, So go on,
go on, go over there, you hateful person. Because there's
so many I don't understand how in such an enlightened society,

(38:24):
that we have, such an enlightened world, with the Internet,
with AI and all this kind of stuff, people can
still hate innocent people. Now, don't get me wrong, there
are people I hate those people who hate innocent people.
And I realized there's a there's a paradox there.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
But you're not going to kill them, No, I'm not
going to give hurt them, You're not going to kill them.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I'm going to tell you what if I was walking
up somewhere and someone was about to if I, if
I had the opportunity to be there on the street
when that guy was about to shoot that couple off,
I would have killed him or I would have taken
him to the ground and risk my life.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
To take them to the ground.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Absolutely well, I do whatever whenever I could at that point,
because you know, I can't remember who said it. But
but in the United States we have the right to
do all that, but which is wrong. And there's no
question there is nobody anywhere that will defend well shoot,

(39:22):
maybe there are.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Maybe that's why not many.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Maybe that's right, not many.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Maybe that's why Harvard just lost their their federal many
of those. How could anybody justify that sort of behavior?
I don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
The American way. The American way is you can do
business as you like, you can love who you like.
It's no one else's business, and it is your business.
We have the freedom of speech, we have the freedom
to bear arms, so we can do whatever we want
unless we do harm to others. And if we don't
do harm to others. It doesn't matter what you do,

(39:53):
doesn't matter who you love it, it's none of their business.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Well, and love is hard, right, We talked about that
a couple of weeks ago. Love is hard. If you
are fortunate enough to have someone who loves you and
someone that you love. There, I put the hand in
the wrong spot there, someone that you put me right
out of my chair, someone that you love, then go
for it. Go for it.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
But my god, business, it.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Doesn't work for hate. Okay. Now, there are some people
that I really despise because they do bad things. I
reserve the right to despise them, and I reserve the
right to spend the rest of my time trying to
orchestrate a very organized, organized, yet legal, and embarrassing and

(40:43):
painful demise to them. But it has to be orchestrated.
You can't just go out and shoot people. My god,
it's insane. And especially this this person had never we're
back to We talked about it last week. People kind
of met these people.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
And you've never broken red with free Palestine. It's like, really,
but I don't have a problem with someone is saying
free Palestine, even if I don't agree with them, But
you don't shoot someone. You don't kill people.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Well, and what is you know, if free Palestine is
what you mean, okay, then tie, but.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Don't say by killing.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Don't shoot people.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
That's insane. You don't free people by killing other people. Now,
if you're in a battle in a field, then absolutely
you know what what did did patents say? Uh? No, No,
poor dumb son of a bitch ever won a war
by giving his life for his country. He won that
war by making some other poor dumb son of a

(41:41):
bitch give his life for his country. That makes sense.
But that's war. This is not war at Harvard. This
is not war outside of a of a a museum.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
This is absurd.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
If somebody taught you you who shot those people, I
don't know what happened. I don't know if the police
took you.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Out, yeah they did it. Well, you're going to go
to jail for ours.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
If you're breathing up breath somewhere. I don't know who
it is that you thought told you that was okay.
But as one of the dukes of Hazard, as the
man who raised Clark Kent as a really terrible judge
on On Tyler Perry's the guy. I will tell you
as sure as I'm sitting here. Whoever told you that

(42:27):
was okay? That ain't God?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Well, I think a barb bite's okay. I think words
are okay. I mean, you know, but when you shoot somebody,
my god, they died. What do we have?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Three minutes left? No, what do we have? How are
we doing here? Ten minutes left? We're going to get
to something. We're going to do a topic here soon.
Oh and by the way, please, if you are well,
if you're watching this podcast, and you watch this podcast,
if these are topics you would like to discuss over
a pizza or something with your family and friends, please
do don't remain silent. Don't don't just sit on the

(43:03):
fence and watch watch the idiots argue it out.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I'm the idiot.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Well I am not.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Okay, you're so smart and you're so talented. Who can
do more than John Schnin or somebody tell me? I
mean Hugh Grant tries, but not quite so he can
see Grant he can well not Hugh Grant.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
What's Jackman?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, jacku Wolvery Jackman, Hugh Wolvery, Wolverine. So anyway, so
you can sing, you can dance.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
We're not talking about me.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
We're talking no, no, But I am right now because
I want to.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
It's my Podcast'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
One thing I know I can do as well as anybody.
I can grow hair, I can, you.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Can sing, you can dance, you can act, you can
do all this if you can commentate whatever. And you
can't grow hair, Yes, but you can do. I would
like to challenge anyone and come up with the name
who can do more than John good luck. I mean,
think about it.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
So I don't want to think about me.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I know you don't want to, but I do all
the time.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
I love you, and you do have the best hairand
gorgeous hair. I have terrible hair. Do you want to know?
You know some people are whatever you bald? Is why
where you were? No? I had skin cancer. Here the
Star Wars hats and I liked it. It's just like
a passion thing. But I've got plenty of hare. See
my hair is not as good as John's, but I
do have it. Hello. See John's got great hair. His

(44:30):
hair is so he's got someone's hair. He can't even
wear the hat. But I do have hair. I've done
it beat out so soon. But I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Like I feel like I feel like the guy from
mash Fishing hat. I feel like the captain, the colonel.
Who was that? Who was that?

Speaker 3 (44:47):
McClean Stephenson are Gilligan's Island?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Billiganle, I don't, Okay, you can tell we're a little
seat to seep, deprived seep, deprived of.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
What we were.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I'm telling you we are because I.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Read two scripts to d D yesterday, by the way,
and they were good.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Was that yesterday?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
I think it was it? What did I read to you?
I read, I think we're gonna make that movie. We're
gonna make a movie. I think it's and it's it's odd.
It's a real like Hallmark Lifetime sort of a family.
But I don't really write that because then I read
her the second one, So this is about the bomb.

(45:33):
The second one was called Triggers, and it's about traumatic
traumatic brain injury. So I wrote a script about traumatic
brain injury long before anybody was talking about this particular
kind of brain injury with regard to professional sports or
high school sports. Excuse me, Ginger real does that for me?

(45:58):
So I'm very very I'm very proud of it, so
keep an eye out for that. We're gonna make Earls
of Perry, obviously, but we're also I think we're gonna
make a We're gonna make the bomb in Madison, in Indiana,
and then somewhere down the road. I want to make
this thing called Triggers because it's a it's a character
for me to play that's entirely different than anyone would

(46:18):
ever expect. It's actually a a fellow who has has
a traumatic brain injury early on in his life, and
he's self diagnosing by helping other people. Part of his
brain injury makes it's in my boring you. You're on
your phone, yes, okay, part of his brain injury makes it.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
So I love you. I want to talk about you
so that.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
He can't he can't forget anything. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
It's called don't forget anything anyway.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
You don't know where your phone is right now? Dude?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Oh I know where you took it. John does take
my phone?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
I do take your phone?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Okay, you lost?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
We have well, somebody got oh. I hate to just
keep harping on hard, but you deserve it. Okay. So
somebody in Harvard got got the acts because isn't one
of Harvard's biggest things. You cannot plageiar eyes. So this
is a This is a person who was high up
in Harvard, and I'm not going to say they don't,

(47:18):
but this is a person who gained their stature because
of polls and studies that she had done. And it
turns out that she had kind of adjusted the polls
and studies to prove her point to gain higher There

(47:40):
we go. So now, of course, what what what word
do I have to use? This is a This is
not in fact yet, I guess, but this is a
This is a person who is at one of the
greatest schools in our existence, and it she cheated.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
No, seriously, this is personal for me because I took
ten classes one B for Harvard, and now I don't
want a degree from Harvard.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
It's craps. Now there you go.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'm pretty sure you're not going to get one.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Well, I don't want one. I don't, I really don't.
I'm with Trump. I don't want a degree from Harvard.
I have all a's and a B and I would
rather transfer Summing, Dartmouth's Dartmoun's grape.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
The proper arrows of this hypocrisy.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
They are the most conservative league. But we can't stay
camped in Hannover. I think it's New Hampshire actually, But
while we're doing our fifty, while we're doing our fifty
state tour, it's a it's a problem. I don't know
what to do because I want to finish my master's degree,
not in Harvard now, because I can't stand them. I

(48:52):
hate what they were doing. But I would like to
go to another school and I can even do you look,
I am happy I could do. I you per do
whatever I get. It doesn't have to be IVY League.
Our friend Ben Bulger is trying to get his like
to do is transfer to IVY League because I got
like nine a's and a B and Harvard. So we're
trying to transfer. But I don't have to have IVY League.
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
League. But I don't even know, you know any more?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
What could you do?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
IU or Purdue. Well, they're supposed to be better, but
you know, frankly, I doubt if they are. And here's
the I doubt if they are. No, no, no, let
me finish, sweetheart on this one. My classes at Harvard
were much easier than classes at Hannobur and again I
swear it is not a joke. The Harvard classes, in
my opinion, were a breeze, except the running class.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I was tough. I gotta be.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
But I got a on my friend on paper about
wonder Woman. Wonder Woman.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
You wrote a paper at Harvard about wonder Woman.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I did, but to comics because they were kind of
misogynists the comics. Do you know what that means?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yes, kind of tell me what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
The comics were a bit misogynous, meaning like they were
like kind of.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Just don't say it again.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
It's like Lucy, Well, I'm not finished if you let.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Me see it like this, Okay, So what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
It was more about how hot she was. It wasn't
like she was skilled, you know.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
That was I thought she was very skilled.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
See that's my point, Thank you, point taker.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
She was great. What I think Linda Carter should have
worn on like a sweatsuit.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
No, I'm in agreement, but that was a fact.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
I think one of the reasons why he was so
disarming was because she was so disarming.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Right at first?

Speaker 2 (50:37):
That's my point. Well, but that's the point saying it's
a negative thing. You're talking about your points. I know
your points you're talking about. I get it. But that
is why talk about my teacher at Harvard. My professor
at Harvard who went there and then she teaches there.
She said, you should do a ted talk because I
mean a good point about it.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
And look I have you make two good points about it.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
See that's my point.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I was only just trying to help your humor because
it needs it right now, wonder woman. Oh mighty, that's
another show. So my issue. Are you done?

Speaker 3 (51:09):
I am, but she's not finished.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Oh there's a country song. I might be done, but
I'm have to my hat.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Why does it look so daisy? Main hour is a
weird feel?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
So here's my issue with all of these schools of
higher learning. Why are you waiting for people to find
you out? Why don't you do some policing yourselves. Okay,
if you truly are a school of higher learning, if
you are proud of your colors, if you're proud of
your mascot, you're proud of your school, then you ought
to do this policing yourself. Don't. Don't make it so

(51:44):
other people have to come and catch you at something.
Don't fall into the bs belief that you're not wrong
unless and until you get caught.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
How much time do we car I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
We have three minutes. I guess I do know, but
don't fall into that. And I guess in your in
your lives too, folks don't don't. It's it's so embarrassing
to me. And I never went to college. I mean,
I played guitar at a couple of colleges, but I
never never actually went to a college. But it just
it annoys me that these folks seem like everything that

(52:19):
they have done that they know is wrong is okay
until and unless they get caught. I mean, how Bill
Clinton can you be? I'm sorry, I did not. I
did not have sex with that woman. Now, she had
a hell a lot of sex with me, but I
never had sex with that woman. Please Bill, please don't.

(52:44):
I'm going to find a picture Tony and give it
to give it to you of me and I was
at a at a at the the opening of Tyler
Perry Studios, and Tyler and I were the only two
guys wearing a white dinner jacket, white tuxedo, white tie
and not tails. But see he was talking to somebody
and Will Smith was there. So I see Will and

(53:06):
Tyler there and they're talking to this this guy, and
I come up, you know, like I want to talk.
I want to talk to them. I know it's a
Will Smith. I get it. Ah. So I put my
hand on this guy's shoulder and I wait for Will
or Tyler or somebody to finish their their their statement.
And then I'm saying, like so Tyler and I look
like that, and it's Bill Clinton. So I'm there with

(53:29):
my hand on Bill Clinton's shoulder and nobody nobody said anything.
But I tell you what, he's very disarming. He was
very very disarming. He's very very charming. Give me honest
and abrupt and direct over a charming, slippery politician any day.
But Harvard and all you folks who are are are

(53:54):
perpetuating hatred of Jews, of anybody anybody.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Shame on you to one my degree from Harvard.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
I'd rather home back to that thing I said earlier.
If you believe God told you to hate these people,
whoever these people are, you are wrong.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
So look, if you.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Don't like some Christmas, stay away, I mean to me,
and it's leave them alone. If you don't like people,
that's Okay, but go leave them alone. It's not your
own business.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, it's not your business. It's not your business. Now,
we're supposed to help each other. We're supposed to support
each other. We are supposed to identify opportunity and help
people achieve it. Happiness, however, however they define it, unless
happiness how they define it. This goes back. I'm sorry,
I know a lot. This goes back to Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Well,

(54:47):
if you're supposed to do unto others, and what about
the sadists, you're supposed to do to the sadis what
the sadist wants to do to you? Stop that mental masturbation.
You know what I'm talking about. Hatred is not godly.
It's just not if somebody is doing something bad. If
there's a group of people who are doing something bad
to another group of people, God will handle them. Not
War is a different thing, but God will handle that.

(55:11):
You are not God's messenger of hate. I don't care
who you are. You are God's messenger of either ambivalence
or love. But it ain't hate. It ain't. I'm going
to put that on a T shirt.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
So we've got very little time left we got like
twenty seconds.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Or so some diagnosis. I'm gonna wear of.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I love you, honey.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Why does compute to this?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
What does this mean?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
WHA? We all know what that we all.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Saw a star wars that it means so much.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
WHA that means I agree, I disagree, I understand, I
don't understand. Get the hell out of my bar, go ahead,
and it means everything.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
So we're not happy to be here in Burbank at
the studio with Tony and we have a fifty stay
tour coming up, and we're doing that out of love
for America. It is his sisters and Tennial the two
hundred and fiftieth anniversary of our country. It's a two
hundred and fiftieth anniversary birthday party, basically two hundred fifty

(56:10):
birthday party. So we really want your input. You've given
into us every week, but we want more and more
of it because we really aren't putting the schedule together.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
So we're building were but come July fourth, we're going
to be playing Madison July third at party through midnight, uh,
and then we're going to be playing dun Lap, Tennessee
on the actual fourth, and then we're going to be
back to Madison for the regatta, which I'm very excited
about to watch the hydroplane hydroplane, yeah, hy hyder plane races.

(56:38):
There's a hydrofoil plane. Okay.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Point being is, we're going to do it our way.
This isn't like a typical like Journer Brothers Tour or whatever.
We want to celebrate every state in a really lovely way,
very small, very big, different, you know whatever that plavornoring.
So please give us your suggestion and some places, hosts
whatever for every state in our country because we're going

(57:04):
to take one year and to honor our country Happy
Birthday America, and we want to do it right. So
if you have some special suggestions, let us know.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
There we go. Absolutely, I'm looking for that picture to
to put up of a well, that's not it. I'll
find it.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
I think we're done.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
What you need to do. You go out there, love people,
love one another, help people right, help people out, you know,
because the days are rough and the days are not
you know, you just never you never know.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Bas we have wonderful days, but we want you all
to have wonderful days too, so we.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Do, but we also want you to help other people
have wonderful days. Okay, it's important that you do that.
And I promise, even if you're sleeping on a park
bench during an earthquake traveling across this great country of ours,
that you will have a better day for having done it.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
He slept all night. Don't want him to give you.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
I always well.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I know.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
You've been watching Tolerating Drinks with John M.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
D D.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Right here. I love you. I love you too, baby, Jimmy,
gimme kiss, but not in not in a void. Come
all the way over here. Ah ow Ow you all
take care. We'll see you next week.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Bye ye yeah,