October 27, 2022 • 60 mins
Sam Anselmo, (formerly Damian Costello) was born on March 15th, 1988 in Knoxville Tennessee to Karl Porfirio, and now estranged mother Della Mason. Sam has lived a very interesting life, on Cruise Ships as a musician, and as a film and stage actor, and as of 2022, runs a film production company "The Ground Up Productions" and a talent agency "Gumo Talent Agency". He also co-owns a coffee shop "The Ground Up" with his wife Christie Porfirio in Branson, Missouri.
Sam worked on his first Cruise Line (Norwegian Cruise Lines) as a drummer at the age of 15, and continued to do so until age 20 when he moved to Brazil in 2009. He moved with hopes of finding something new in life, and wanted to start fresh in a new place, but soon realized that the Midwest in the United States was where he belonged. While in Brazil, He worked in what he calls a 'Warzone' in Sao Paulo, fighting Drug and Crime cartels with a vigilance squad (Policia Civil SP), He earned his Bachelor of Science in Business Administration degree while in Brazil, and transferred back to the United States, but when things got too crazy, he moved back to the USA in 2016. Costello said "It was like a movie, and I was method acting in a major role" when he speaks of the things he saw in Brazil. "It's time to make actual movies now, without the risk of my life", he said in a recent interview.
When the pandemic of 2019 hit the United States, he decided to take a break officially in 2020, parting ways with former companies, clients, and more and took a 2 year hiatus until mid 2022 when he decided to come back, and officially change his name from "Damian Costello" to "Sam Anselmo". The reason for this is, his Nonno, ("grandfather" in Italian) , Anselmo Porfirio, passed away in Italy. Because of strict rules set in place by the Italian Government, family were not allowed at the funeral. Then "Damian Costello" decided to honor his late grandfather and adopt the name "Anselmo". His grandfathers nickname was "Sam" while living in the United States in the 60's through the 80's, so he decided to take both names, "Sam Anselmo".
Sam is planning a major return with the film "Pray They Stand Down" with an all new cast and crew. Rumor has it that he will assume the lead role as "Chad Sikeston".
Sam is on a mission to do good in the world. He doesn't do this for fame, or fortune, or anything that's complicated...He says "I want to make enough money to be happy and support my family, and I want enough money to help people. "
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Sam worked on his first Cruise Line (Norwegian Cruise Lines) as a drummer at the age of 15, and continued to do so until age 20 when he moved to Brazil in 2009. He moved with hopes of finding something new in life, and wanted to start fresh in a new place, but soon realized that the Midwest in the United States was where he belonged. While in Brazil, He worked in what he calls a 'Warzone' in Sao Paulo, fighting Drug and Crime cartels with a vigilance squad (Policia Civil SP), He earned his Bachelor of Science in Business Administration degree while in Brazil, and transferred back to the United States, but when things got too crazy, he moved back to the USA in 2016. Costello said "It was like a movie, and I was method acting in a major role" when he speaks of the things he saw in Brazil. "It's time to make actual movies now, without the risk of my life", he said in a recent interview.
When the pandemic of 2019 hit the United States, he decided to take a break officially in 2020, parting ways with former companies, clients, and more and took a 2 year hiatus until mid 2022 when he decided to come back, and officially change his name from "Damian Costello" to "Sam Anselmo". The reason for this is, his Nonno, ("grandfather" in Italian) , Anselmo Porfirio, passed away in Italy. Because of strict rules set in place by the Italian Government, family were not allowed at the funeral. Then "Damian Costello" decided to honor his late grandfather and adopt the name "Anselmo". His grandfathers nickname was "Sam" while living in the United States in the 60's through the 80's, so he decided to take both names, "Sam Anselmo".
Sam is planning a major return with the film "Pray They Stand Down" with an all new cast and crew. Rumor has it that he will assume the lead role as "Chad Sikeston".
Sam is on a mission to do good in the world. He doesn't do this for fame, or fortune, or anything that's complicated...He says "I want to make enough money to be happy and support my family, and I want enough money to help people. "
Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/everythin-yet-nothin-with-t-roy--4569887/support.
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me tell you, absolutely fabulous youthat is just me so good Archie.
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Anyways, we have a Sam Porfirio. Oh my god, he has such
a heart throb. Oh if heis not married, let me tell you
what is married? Of course,Ah, the cute good ones are married.
Well I'm married too, so Iguess that's right. Oh my goodness,
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this been so much fun. Like, um, I was done to
you rt TV earlier today, andyou know things I was saying. You
know, something's happen for a reason, Like when you you lose something small,
it opens another door for something,you know, certain things to grow
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and get bigger. So you know, something small happened. And so now
me and my as a co hostsare working on another show and we're going
to make that show even bigger thanwhat it was before. So you know,
don't ever give up, because ifyou lose something that you really love
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and you really care about, justlook at it as it's a positive turned
into a positive. If it's nota positive turned into a positive, you
know, use your mind because youare doing what you're doing because you're supposed
to be doing it, or youwouldn't be doing it, you know,
right, I mean how else Idon't know any other wanting to look at
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it and except you know, exceptit happens for a reason. And so
um anyways, this week has beensuch a or a wind. Like went
to a awards show that was likelast week and maybe sure and uh,
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I had like this really hot pinkcone and it was kind of like the
color of that flower rot flyer andit was absolutely fabulous. And this Sunday,
I actually have tickets to go tothe Terry Awards of Branson. Oh
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my god, do you not knowwhat Terry Awards are? Those are the
awards that Terry giveaway. Maybe not. I don't know. I'll find out
one way the other. Terry's invitedor Terry's involved, you know, because
it's Terry Awards. Oh it's sogood. I love being blonde because we
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could wait all kinds of stuff like, oh my god. You know.
Anyways, um, so, ourguest team is absolutely fabulous. Like I
said, he's such a hard prob. Don't tell him now because his head's
already big and that's just gonna blowa bit, blow it the hell up,
like you know. I don't wantthat to happen to him, you
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know. And his wife, no, no, And I will say his
wife is absolutely gorgeous, absolutely beautiful, so prettier, so much prettier than
him. It's just h you wouldnot believe that. I don't really,
But then him with makeup on.He is an actor. He's an act
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for the Rider. Can I havethat thing beside you? Co? Hello's
all you guys. I'm run alittle bit late, Amir. Kevin's trying
to late as usual. Doom ababy a Christ decided he had to come
out and when the boys speak,so anyways, oh, Kevin is running
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late, as usual, and mycamera is a little and that picture is
too. Anyways, why did hedo it? I don't know what is
up with my picture in the background, but ignore the side because it's supposed
to be there. Okay, itdoesn't look like it is, but it
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is because I made it. Imade it like that. Yeah. So
um, yes, this other individualthat's getting ready to come on, um,
there's absolutely amazing and he is oneof the kind. If you have
never met mister Sam Porphyrio, ohmy god, you got a meeting.
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And if you have anything that youwant this man to get into and help
you out with, he's the manto do it. I mean, of
course, but he's the man todo it because he does everything. He
is the whizz of the whizzes,and the Tis of the tis is and
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you know whatever of that oh likeagainness that you should see. He's like
throwing up game signs or something youknow, looks kind of good signs of
sun sort. Oh. He hastwo daughters too, and he lives in
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Hollister, Florida, and he isfrom Africa America, and and he likes
to drink. I don't know whathe's drinking, but he likes to drink
something because he's like switched to thatfive pounds. Oh it looks peash.
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Well, I guess he's that typethat wants to recycle, so kind of
pee. No, it looks likesoda or t or must be or burdening
or vodka, as Kevin says,it's always the vodka. Uh, it
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looks Turkish pepsi. Pepsi, pepsisay, I know nothing is as dark
as that except pepsi. He likesit dark. Um again, so the
mother here has been leathery and uhanyways, Um, this guest is absolutely
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I don't know how many times Imight have to get to there, but
anyways, he is absolutely just tubular, out of the world, fabulous,
crazing. He's all right again youneed to shut your face. Hi,
everybody talking to him. I madea talker. I decided to show up.
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Well, you need to take theday off and how to get my
coffee today? Kevin is sitting nextto me sick. Not really, no,
not really. We can't make thosetwo No, I I just sniffled
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go cover that is okay, sorrybut not sorry. Um, you got
a problem whenever you uh go downipmentcough. Just to be coffing and they
want you to take shots for sevendays for something you're don't even have.
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It's pretty good. Hello Richard,Richard, how are you? How are
you doing? Man? Can't getthem off here? Oh my hair is
probably a master. Oh like youneed a letter little flow yep. If
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I had long hair, Oh mygod, I don't. I must have
got a haircut. I'm go mmhmmm, brought to you bite not really
because he didn't spot you got ahaircut. Thu Oh yeah, yeah,
excuse mm hmmm. So what isit? What is it today? Today?
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First day of the first day offall, and I love guys already
got the hood of y'all. Yeah, didn't wonder I didn't break a sweat
a little bit rain in here?You know, missed, missed, miss
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clea moist. You need to watchyour math. We don't say moist on
this show. What is wrong withyou? No moist? Let's just missed
with an Oh never an extra lettermoist. Well a letter too much,
so just leave that letter out.You're part of the alphabet community or alphabet
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mafia. You cannot leave a letterout. Oh honey, lucky here LG
classmates, everything okay, classmates.Everything I tell you about. We have
some barbecue, Oh my god,barbecue port for dinner with How can you
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all stuff? Hi? Chammy?I said at first, one of us
should really work glasses during these things. I know, I guess see anything
less. No, Sam's not farting. If so, we're not sporting sporting.
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What we're doing, our cheap showersis sporting. We got us a
new bath day. Yeah today wehaven't even slapping it yet, totally new.
Strapped down to the cars too.I ain't even gonna know him in
the morning. I'm gonna be alllike, who the hell are you and
why are you laying next to me? And Seela or Sam? Bye sucker?
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Oh all right, he's given methat I love you signing I love
you too, motherfucker children. Ohmy god, another trucker. It was
like, there's just two fingers together. Shows, no shows, no more
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Tuesday day shows. I was justtalking about that, no more Tuesday eight
shows today to day. But neverfear, it's will return. It's will
return, um And now it's froze. That's great. This would be a
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perfect time to get him in there. Oh my mind, you got froze,
all right, let's bring out Oh, it's no further idea. Let's
bring out Sam. We just furtherfurther further. Laugh. Anyways, here's
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some PA's him and Selma. Whatare you doing? What's wrong with this
guy? What's what's wrong with you? It's right? The name, the
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names right in front of you.You can't even you can't even say the
name right. Let gonna show you. Well, I know someone else,
what's his name like or something likethat? What are you? What's rented?
Jesus talking about over here? Now? I'm just kidding. What's up,
guys? It's about celebrities changed theirname a lot. Hi, Kanye,
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Kanye has done that a lot.I was seying about same. What
is what's t roeven doing? Idon't what are you doing? That's his
wife's name. They're married. Hello, No, no, I changed my
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name. So okay, all right, all right, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you this son Porfirio.Porfirio is my legal name. Okay,
that's my birth name, Damien Porfirio. I used to go by Damien Costello,
but now I go by sam Anselmo. So my no, no,
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which is my grandfather? He passedaway and His name was Unselmo Uno Porfirio.
Right, So we had the samelast name, but people here in
the United States couldn't say Anselomo,so his nickname became Sam. Right,
so I had talpted the name Samand sell them Sam Ancedomo. So I
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don't know, I kind of likeit. What do you guys think this
is? This is actually my debutas Sam Anselmo. You know what's up?
Sam? I thought of a reallybad joke and I cannot say it.
We're not going to do the wholeenactment of the baby joke. But
remind me the re enactment of whatre enactment? Nothing? Nothing? Really?
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Yeah? Really you didn't. Youdon't need to remember. How about
that? Oh whoa whoa, whoawhoa whoa? Where was I? Well,
I don't tell everybody that because that'sonce upon a time we had this
twat waffle name being in Costello onhere. Oh my god, that punk
as and and he passed off.So we did a really bad joke.
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Well he said a really bad jokeand a right, we were like you
hear curse words? Then you're likeyou laughed at it? Yeah, that
was that was my fault. Thatwas my fault. It's jump though,
so you gotta remind me. Itmight not even be funny. That's just
now. I might have some newjokes for you. I'm not sure if
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I do, but hey, ifI do, this, can can you
guys still see me right now?You can see me sideways? What?
Yeah, you're all like it's likeyou took a picture. That's what I
didn't. Well, so the reason, oh I see why because well I
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just went to reddit and uh andso it turned it turned me sideways.
Hold on, hold on one second, I'm gonna get you a good joke.
Okay, let's just let's just getthere. Let's just get there.
Whoa, whoa? Whoa? Whatlike? Hold on now, hold on,
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hold on, you are making meright down staff, Let's see.
I gotta find this joke. Holdon. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember. Now hold on,okay, whoa? I was crooked?
What is what is that to you? Right? What's in there?
What does that say? What doesit say? What are you write down
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about me? What are you mytherapists? Yes, you're taking notes about
all the crazy shit that goes throughmy head. I have been taking notes,
and we have talked and one pointin time, you say you were
confused, and I thought you I'malways confused and I never said that.
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Find out it was your finger andnot you. So which finger is gay?
I gave finger? What the whatthe do you mean? Which which
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fingers gay? This one? Howabout that? This finger that's gay?
You should make a short because that'sthe finger. I'm the dirty finger.
You should make a short about that, like bro kind of guy up here
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straight at the jail or second andthen this guy goes spotting and then well
let me go. But it's justa finger. He's like just like terrifighting.
They didn't like each other, wasI would telling you. I'm just
saying, yeah, all right,all right for you. I'm excited you're
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done, you moved. I haven'tseen you your ans and that way far?
All right, all right, letme set the record for the people
on your show. I'm not gay, but if I was gay, If
I was gay, I would notchoose either one of you guys, no
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offense, I'm just getidding. No, I would. I would totally go
with Kevin. Yeah, I figuredhe no see Kevin, no, no,
no, let me explain. SoTroid perfect handle and it's still does
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No No No. Troid's playboyant likehe's got, you know, these good
qualities. But you know he's outgoing. You're hard to keep up with.
No no, No. Hear meout, hear me out, hear me
out. With Kevin, though,see if if I chose Kevin, it's
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a sense of security, a senseof safeness because of hold on, hold
on, hold on, um,what's the guy's name, Jesus, Jesus,
you know, so you feel safe? I feel safe around him.
I do you know you've always haveyou ever walked on to church and just
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never mind, never mind. Ithink my dad's watching this show. He
has no ideas, Jesus, thisis my Jesus. You find your own
Jesus. You'll leave my Jesus alone. We ain't gone there because I have
worked on this, Jesus. Youknow how hard it is, Jesus.
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I really hope my dad's not watchingthis show. Dad, you have no
idea. This show we're broadcast intolike the whole world, two thousands and
thousands of people, and we're talkingabout off the wall, crazy shit.
I love it though, That's whatI love. I love this show.
It's like the Joe Rogan podcast.But fucking gay you know no, you
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said, yes, Hey, youknow what. There's a warning at the
beginning of the show, and thewarning at the beginning says, there may
be bad language on this show.Yes, well, there may be bad
language on this show. Well hereit is. Hold on, let me,
let me he said, But fuckinggame m he did. Oh you
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see that. That doesn't make fora good talk show though, Damian,
Yeah, is that bucker bro?All right? Where right here? Right
here? We're hair? Now we'rehair? Oh yeah, there you if
I un heard it. So what'swhat's new with you guys? I just
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I've just made your ratings plummet.I'll get them back tomorrow, right on.
So what's been up, mistress?I am well, I just I
just went back to acting after twoyears, and I just booked like four
four gigs. I'm really really happy. I can't say what I booked,
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but one of them is a leadrole and I'm really really actually two of
them, two of them are well, one of them the lead role,
one supporting lead. But I'm stillI'm really really happy, especially about the
lead role. Uh. And Idid actually book Christian film recently, which
is which is pretty cool. Iknow that we were making jokes and stuff
earlier, but they're good people,and you know, they always treat me
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good. So I booked a show. This show. It's a movie,
and it kind of it's not it'sbased off the Bible, but it's like
if the Bible was different, ifthat makes sense. They're trying to tell
like Bible stories, but with charactersthat that don't exist, so basically the
real Bible. I know they're notwatching Pike and say that, so basically
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a bunch of fake characters like thereal Bible. Anyway, And but I'm
really excited because it's supposed to theit's called Secrets of the Black Forest.
I can't tell you that. Andit's about one person decides to go into
this black forest. Now, theBlack Forest is forbidden by God. All
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God says is you will have eternallife and happiness as long as you don't
go into the Black Forest. Butif even one person goes in, everyone
gets punished for it. Well,of course someone has has to go into
the Black forest, you know,searching for answers, and of course his
mistake causes death, destruction, filth, breed and sodomy and gaze and all
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that shit. So you know,I know so because because my character goes
into the forest. Now we havegay marriage. You know, I love
it, gay world because without somuch sense. No, it's population control.
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Okay, that's you're here. Yougot to control the population somehow.
Yeah, hey, that's what Isay. I'm gay because's birth control.
The goddess was like, Oh,this guy don't need children, He's going
to be gay. He was veryvery wise for for thinking that. By
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the way, I didn't want togive a shot at of If my dad
is watching that, I'm so sorry. Uh don't hate me. I know
that you don't. But there's aside of me that fuck it. You
know that this side of me exists, Dad, you know it exists.
You know I'm this crazy out thereor whatever. But anyway, let me
let me Hi, I love you. Thank you for tuning in. So,
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okay, I do want to talkabout this other movie though I can't
say anything about it, but itis what I can't say anything about it.
I'm talking about well I can't.I can't say anything about it,
but I can't say. It's withan award winning director and uh he just
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too much, too much, Okay, too much now so award winning director
and actor. And actually I getto work with an actress, Debbie Sutcliffe,
who's an award winning actress. Ican't and today her name, so
I get to work with her,and I'm super excited about that because Debbie
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Sutcliffe is She's absolutely amazing and somethingthat's crazy. So four years ago I
did a short film with a girlnamed Madeline and Grace, really wonderful actress.
If you look up Madeline Grace,trust me, she'll be everywhere.
But she was just a kid whenI worked with her. Right well,
I was flipping through channels the otherday and I like to watch Hallmark.
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People laugh at me, but Ilike Hallmark movies because they're not going to
stress you out there. It's thesame same effan story on every movie.
But you know what, they're goodmovies. So I'm flipping through the channels
and who good. I see MadelieGrace, but not just like in the
background. She's the lead character.And it was just so exciting to see
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that she got she was a leadcharacter in a Hallmark movie, and that
was so awesome, you know,And and I was like, you bitch,
you know not, but I've justkidding. That should have been me.
No, I didn't say that.Madeline Grace and she's probably like nineteen
now, so uh yeah, becauseshe was like fifteen sixteen when I worked
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with her, and then I actuallywhen I played a guy named Vincent on
on the movie Vincent's Valve only forthe concept trailer. So if anyone's confused
who I am though, I usedto be that Damian Costello guy and now
I'm I'm this guy. You mightshop Walmart at the layaway section Walmart.
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You'll never you won't find my deadbody at Walmart. You get it in
like them off. No, Idon't do lay away, well unless it's
on the store then sometimes I dolay away. So what's new? What's
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Hi and welcome, we have misterSam. Could you guys see what
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I was doing? Or no?Yes, you in the back room.
I'm saying I didn't know that bethat. I thought that was just my
buttons. So you you were activelyyou were actively hitting mute every time I
hit on, though I noticed thatyou were muted, as like, how
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else you got muted? Because Iheard muted? And then I m the
musing that's funny. I'm gonna laydown, guys. Hold on here,
there we go. This is necessaryhis only fans account. Y'alls only fans,
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So tell me, all right,it's true. Hold on, h
that that's just too much. I'mthis is just too much. I'm getting
over. Thank you? Oh Imean, um, whatever doing? Oh
and Jane, did you see thegame hanger again? Sorry? My dad
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turn just turn the show off.The show's done. We're done. No,
no, no, So you're andstuff like what did you do?
So you're into all kinds of stuff? You have cafe right, well,
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I need to talk about that anda production production company. Yeah, but
no, I'm I'm glad that yousaid I have a cafe coffee shop.
I do want to talk about thatreally quick if I may. Yes,
So, as a lot of peopleknow, we own a coffee shop called
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The Ground Up and it is areally good shop and we worked really hard.
We have five star ratings. Therevenue was coming in, I mean,
you know, paying the bills.With the revenue at least, you
know, the rent, we're buildingup and everything. But my wife was
running it for the longest time.Well then I had to take over because
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I quit acting for like two years. So I decided to take over the
coffee shop, and you know,I was working fifty six hours a week,
and then I decided to do allthis business stuff. Troy probably remembers
all the shit that I was doing. Kevin as well. You know,
they remember I was doing the coffeeshop, but doing all this business stuff
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and everything, but acting and producingand directing, and you know, so
two weeks ago it was a Sunday. I'm sorry, it's been three weeks
now. It was a Sunday.Our business partners had just left out of
town for like a couple months.Christie got offered a really good job,
so she couldn't work anymore and itwas just me. And then I had
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kids with me on a workday ona Sunday, and I looked everywhere and
I said, this shop is sucha good shop, but it's not getting
treated the way it needs to betreated. This shop needs somebody that can
give all of its attention, youknow. And so I I put in
my two weeks notice of my ownshop. And so Christine and I we
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had a we had a long,long talk, and we decide to sell
it. So we are officially sellingour shop. We do have business partners
that own thirty three percent. Theythey might stay on with the new owners.
I don't know. I can't speakfor them, but whatever they want
to do, that's on them.As long as they make their money.
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I'm happy, Christy and I willwalk away with zero dollars. But you
know, as long as as longas our business partners can walk away with
something, that's what's important to me, because you know, I'd rather take
the money. The loss of moneyis not so bad, and I want
to explain that to some viewers.So the experience was really really good,
(33:50):
right, the experience that I gotthere was awesome, But money isn't always
worth it, right, Um,you know, we all we all chased
money all the time, and andthat's all I was doing. I was
chasing the mighty dollar. And I'mgoing, I'm I'm making a lot of
money. I can do it,you know, whatever I want whatever,
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spending money on this, doing this, and and then kind of we just
lost it all, you know.And so it was really humbling and then
started building back up. And thenI got to a point to where it
just it wasn't worth my mental healthand it wasn't worth me losing my marriage.
And because just things were different,you know, Christy and I were
best friends, man, and uh, and with that coffee shop, we
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just it was we felt different.Everything was different, you know. And
so the decision was really good.So we are no longer. So tomorrow
and Saturday are my last two days. I'm having a huge blowout sale.
I'm selling flavors, I'm selling therest of our coffee, the rest of
(34:57):
our ice cream. So if youguys would please share the post from the
ground up where obviously we are gaycommunity friendly. UM, I don't know
what the fucking plus stands for.But you know whatever, it doesn't matter.
How many letters do you guys have? Now? Like seventy seven letters?
You have more letters than there aregenders like, well, come on,
(35:20):
what's going on anyway? The alphabetso here soon it's gonna be eighty
six letters. You're kidding me though, right or no? Yeah, I've
done so we have a surprise guest. That's a surprise to me. So
(35:45):
we're gonna bring him on. Okay, do I know him? Oh?
My god? I alright, Dad, how are you? Hey? How
are you? Your voice sounds soangelic and beautiful. I'm so sorry for
(36:08):
my behavior. I'm used to it. You've been a little punk all your
life. I'm used to it sofar. What do you think about my
haircut, my glasses? Don't don'tI look just like it's weird. I
kind of look like, no,no, don't I think about it?
(36:29):
Yeah? Yeah, scary so andterry Yeah it's it's it's scary. We
I mean, we look we lookalike. Guys. I'm gonna send you
a picture of my dad's dad myno, no, like, it's so
weird, the older pictures. Weall look alike. But he was he
(36:51):
was such a handsome man like.He looked like Sean Connery, a very
young Sean Connery, but honestly waymore handsome. I mean, don't you
agree that? I agree? Hey, So not to be rude, but
I would like to say hey,t Roy, Hey, Kevin. You
know. I mean, I'd liketo lease say hey, how y'all doing
(37:13):
tonight? It's it's warm here inNorth Georgia? Is that where you are?
Yeah, I'm down, I'm down. Blow, I'm blow, Chad
nooga and up above Atlanta nice,that's first day of fall, and it
is it's hot. It's hot here. Yeah. Yeah, it's cold here
(37:37):
in this freaking studio. And Icome back here and I'm like, are
you hot? And he's like no, And I's like, are you cold?
Excuse me? I was like,are you cold? He said?
Like I am? Can the airconditioner? Like? I had to wash
and drive my hoodies because I don'twant to make up to run. That
(38:00):
worried me out to even try.He often, yeah, what happened to
you? Right? You look likeyou got a little buzz too. Did
you get a little buzz there?Yeah? Looks good, looks good.
Don't compliment him. He's he getsenough compliments, not enough any more compliments.
(38:22):
You look good too, Kevin.It's just men. I couldn't handle
all that hair. When I wasyoung, I had hair. My hair
was only like down to my shoulders, and I couldn't stand it flapping in
the breeze and whipping me in theface and all that stuff. And you
know, finally they you know,so I got a job and they said
you gotta cut your hair boar.You know, back in those days,
(38:42):
they could say things like that.So I had to cut my hair to
get a job. That's that's whatit was. You could You couldn't just
do whatever you want to do likeyou can nowadays. You had to,
you know, you had to walkthe walk and talk to talk and do
all that stuff. But you know, anyway, I made it through.
I think I raised a pretty goodkid, don't you. Yes, yes
(39:05):
I do. Yeah. I haveto challenge him on something here on,
right in front of God and everybody. Uh, when is this? I
left you home alone? Damien.We we didn't get the end of this
the other day because I haven't talkedto him in three days and he's trying
to He's trying to tell me Ileft him home alone. Uh no,
oh, absolutely, at five yearsold, you left me home alone in
(39:31):
the condo, the very first placethat we lived on Country Hill Lane.
You had on several occasions you hadto leave me home alone because of your
work with h. I don't knowam I allowed to say names with with
b you know? So no?Uh, okay, Damien, you're jacked
(39:54):
up because number one I was soparent. Look I brought you to Brian's
one day. Do you remember Ibrought you because he said something really stupid?
Guys. I mean, he couldn'thelp, but he was just a
kid. But my patient was terminallyill. And Dani, I had to
(40:14):
bring Damian to work with me oneday and Graham picked you up from Brian's
house. And uh, that's soDannie. You know I never left you
a long. I actually took youto work, risking losing my job.
I took you to work with meand you were sitting there and Brian might
he had a disease similar to LSguys, so he had very limited movement.
(40:37):
He was mostly paralyzed, but hehad he started moving a little bit,
and Damian said, oh, wouldyou say, Oh, look daddy,
he's getting better and his grandfather said, of course he's getting better.
No, he was. He wasterminally and Damian goes you said he was
gonna die and I was like,oh god, I've lost my job.
(41:00):
I'm dead. Yeah, So Idon't remember that. I don't know.
It's like, you don't remember that. I don't know why you think I
left you home alone, because there'sno damn way I would ever left you
home alone. I drove you tomy sister's house. She baby set you
and your little So I think you'reconfusing, maybe with another parent that left
(41:20):
you home alone, because I havenever left home alone. I think you're
right because I was five years old. I know. I know now that
you're saying that. I remember.It was an apartment, not a condo,
which means, thank you, mom, that left me home alone.
Thank you, thank you heard it. Got guys, you're my witness.
You're my witness. You heard him, You heard him confess I was left
(41:44):
I was repeatedly left home alone atfive years old. I had no control
over the other parent. I'm sorryyou better because that's true. TJ my
youngest son here. TJ's my dad, Dad. I have been It has
been eating me up for three days. Three days. It has been eating
me up boy three days. Really, I'm sorry, yeah, sorry,
(42:09):
because I know, I know.I never left that child home alone.
I never left that child home alone. Even though it was his favorite,
even though it was his favorite movie, I never left him home alone.
Never was my favorite movie. Ilove that movie. Troy Kevin, you
need to say something because I'm babbling. Say something, Say something like your
(42:37):
wait wait what? So I wason here looking for this picture that Gary
had downloaded I got. I wantto show you Troy's outfit guys from Sunday
when he was when he did hesang in the opening for the Branson Show
Awards. They had Okay, tR dude, Yes, yes, okay,
(43:00):
let's hear it. Let's hear it, contestants from the Nashville Wardhouse like
karaoke tar both in the show.Let's hear it. Oh cool, I'll
fit it was adorable. We gotthat at the Red Garter, Yes,
and we would let you hear it. But we can't do music on here
(43:21):
but Lady by Kenny Rogers. Wellyou can see you can sing acapella.
Come on, we can hear italcapella. Come on, I'll send it
to you though, so you can. I'm sure Damian says you have a
wonderful voice, so I'm sure itwas wonderful than you. And I don't
lie about that, because did Ido? I do not say when someone
(43:42):
has a ship voice, I saythey have a ship voice. No,
Damien doesn't. Yeah he doesn't lie. Now, he wouldn't lie about it.
No, when when Damian says somethingabout yeah, he doesn't, he
doesn't. Yeah, no he won't. I worked hard on being a professional
(44:04):
musician, which is why, like, like, okay, even the kids.
When one of the kids wanted tobe wanted to be a singer and
I said, no, you're nota singer. I'm sorry, and people
are like, oh my god,I can't believe he said that. She's
a great dancer. She is awonderful dancer, though she's not a good
singer. So go dance, don'tsing. It's that simple, you know
(44:29):
what I mean. And uh,I'm not gonna let her go up on
stage and embarrass herself. Maybe Ishould, but but you know, you
got to be honest to people aboutthat, and especially in my business,
in the acting world. Now I'mnot even kidding. I've walked in and
I walked in an audition room andthe very they didn't even say hi to
(44:49):
me. They go, h,you're not Mexican enough. Next, yeah,
that's what they told me. I'mserious. I auditioned for one part
and they told me I was toopretty. The dude, the dude.
It was a part for like anItalian mob guy. So my friend calls
me up and says, you needand I'm not an actor. I'm not
(45:10):
an actor, Damia break It's like, um, you know, but I
don't know how I got involved inthis. All these people, these friends
mine, they were shooting a movie. It's called the Eye of the Hurricane,
and then they were they were gonnalaunch some series, and my friends,
oh, you need to apply,you need to apply. So I
took actually t J down there,and but then you don't apply. You
(45:32):
audition that shows that he's not evenan actor. You apply for him.
I am no actor. What doyou talk about? What are you talking?
So anyway, you know, soI just winged it. I just
winged it, and they really likedme. But they said I wasn't like
what Damian just said. I guessI wasn't a mafia looking enough. So
(45:55):
the dude, the dude comes downthere. I mean, it's total stereotype.
The shirt, the rings, seemy rings? See see my pinky
ring o? Can you see it? Okay, okay, I can't get
it the camera. Yeah, yeah, so you've got the rings, he's
got the I swear one of hisfingers was cut off. It was like,
(46:16):
you know, so yeah, sothey gave him the part, I
guess, but but then it neverit never got off the ground. So
it didn't really matter other than whenI met Melanie Lynsky in the bushes.
Other than you know, and youknow, doll, them know who Melanie
Lynsky is. They know who MelanieLynsky is. She is from Two and
(46:37):
a half Men and not Crazy GirlRose on two and a half Men,
which which yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So they were shooting
either Hurricane and they called me downthere to be on the set of that,
to be an extra and all thiscrap, and because this is a
little Saint Mary's Georgia and so they'refilming this movie down there. You know,
(47:00):
Carl, we need you. Theycall me up and they go,
I'll come out here, we needthese extras and blah blah blah. So
Melody Lynsky was like one of thestars and it. That's actually I think
why she left too, because Ithink she thought this movie might make it
big, which it didn't. SoI actually I think that's why she left
Two and a Half Men for awhile, because she was like the star
in this movie. So I wasgoing to my car to get another shirt,
(47:21):
and she was coming through, andshe didn't have her little entourage with
her for some reason, because shehad a little entourage. And then I
don't know, she was just tryingto smoke a joint. She was probably
went to you. She probably wentto smoke a joint or probably went to
pee and the bushes. I don'tknow what she was doing because we're on
some property and and so I wascutting through and we just like ran into
each other, and she just gotthis look on her place, like,
oh god, you ain't gonna rateme, are you? Oh god?
(47:43):
You know, Like I was like, and I just said, hi,
missus Lynsky, is everybody treating youright? And I mean we're in this
little hick town, right She's oh, yeah, yeah, you know,
you know she's shot Zalen. Shehas that news aalend accent and she's you
know, that's where she's really from. But anyway, well what accent was
that? What? What did youjust do? I don't know that.
(48:08):
I can't do these line I don'tknow. I can't do that. Awestme
crap, L's not Australia and it'sclose. He would talk to you what
did you think? And then hewas smarted out. I mean, I
(48:31):
love to listen to him at thetime, but are you really speaking English
or is there like some key weelanguage that you're talking right now that's like
here in Georgia. I don't knowif Missouri. You know, sometimes Christy
says things that sounds southern. Idon't know. I don't know, because
(48:51):
it's been what you know, Butlike we'll say things that people look at
us like what the hell did thatmean? Like have you ever heard the
expression rode Hard put up wet?Oh yeah, oh see said they say
that Missouri? Oh yeah, yeah, daily, I said, I said
(49:14):
it. I was down in theSaint Bury's and I thought, you know,
how much further can you get souththan the very bottom of Georgia?
And I said something, you know, but being from Tennis, I said
something about rode Hard put up wet, and everyone looked at me like I
was freaking crazy, like what thehell does that mean? I'm like,
oh, oh, I guess that. You know though, that I said
(49:34):
that same exact thing in Brazil,and no one understood me either. Go
figure, because when I was akid, I thought that want horses because
like you would when you ride ahorse too much, day started sweating and
stuff, and then you'd have togive them back and put Well, that
is what it means. But thenas an adult, my mind got a
(49:58):
little dirt here. Well, maybemaybe that's what they Maybe that's the way
they were taking it. Maybe theythought it meant something like that. That's
probably that's probably what it was.That's so funny, but that's exactly what
it means. You rode, youride a horse hard, and you can't.
(50:21):
You're not supposed to put a horseup wet. You're supposed to time
out that. As much as muchas I want to uh hear you talking
about riding wet horses, I forgot. I have to plug something real quick.
Okay, the movie I just no, so no. I just released
(50:46):
a new teaser the old Prey TheyStand Down, Yes, released release the
new teaser with Randall Shrieven it forPrey. They stand down. So I'm
planning on refunding that movie and shootingit and I'm gonna redo everything and I'll
actually be playing the lead role ofChad Sikeston in the movie, and I'm
(51:07):
looking for someone else to direct it. So I'm really excited about that.
Oh yeah, I watched some earlierand it's freakingly gonna be phenomenal. You
mean you are you already? No? I released an old teaser with Randall
Shreeve in it because um see mymy old production cast that I was working
(51:32):
with. They were like, no, we don't want to make the movie
about Randall Shreve Steve with this edit, and I said, it's not about
Randall Shreeve, It's about his musicand the character. So now that everyone's
gone from the movie, I didit the way I wanted it to do,
and I put Randall Shreeve's music andRandall Shreve there because look, I'll
plug Randall Shreeve. He's an absolutelyamazing musician. He does cost a lot
(51:55):
to book, but he's worth everypenny, if if, if you got
the money, book him because hewill bring more sales to your venue than
you've had in a long time,and so having Randall Shreeve on my set
was really awesome. He's very humble, he's very nice. He just kind
of minds his own business and doeshis own thing. He doesn't act like,
(52:19):
you know, the big shot thathe truly is, but he doesn't
act like it at all. Andso I decided to go ahead and release
that. And I just heard wordactually from him personally today. I heard
Randall Shreeve He's interested in redoing thatpart in the new movie with the new
cast, so I'll have him andI'll have his music again. So I'm
(52:43):
really excited about that. And thisis the first time I'm talking about it.
I haven't made any announcements or anything. I'm just kind of throwing that
out here on this show just tosee where it catches when. But Randall,
if you're if you end up seeingthis, I know I said it
earlier, but thank you, wellmy agent said it earlier to yours,
but thank you again. And Ilove Randall Shreeve and everyone buy his album.
(53:08):
Evil Is is the song that wechose for Pray They Stand Down,
So Evil by Randall Shreeve. It'sabsolutely phenomenal. So uh yeah, go
go listen to it. And Iwas gonna say, I can send you
the link, but I'll do thatlater. That's great. Yeah. Yeah,
(53:30):
so I'm really I do have ago fund me going. I know
people like this. Jerk's asked,Wow, people are more money for the
same he does live out there inthe boonies. Yeah, so he does
(53:54):
have this connection problem sometimes. Yeah, I know. Well, guys,
I didn't meant in Baker's show.I thought I should joining in to listen.
I was coming to listen in anduh, I'm like, why why
am I here? What the howdid I get here? Well, you
chimed in perfectly. Yeah, wedid well. Yeah. I wish I
(54:17):
could. I wish I could popin on the view like this. I
got a few words I'd like tosay to those girls I don't know going
live, just send you up in. It's like, I'm not I'm not
even groomed or shaved. I feellike a bum. I look like,
(54:37):
you know, I just put thekids to bed, and I'm like,
well, I'm I'm gonna pop indown and listen to the show. And
uh, I'm like, Damien,send me the link, you know,
I'm gonna pop in listen to theshow, and then what here I am?
And how Damien's gone? I'm like, what they y'all want me to
get my fiddle? And now wecan oh wait back, oh Damian,
(55:00):
we were gonna talk about you now, I man, dang, now he's
gone. I pressed a button andI don't know what happened that made everything
go haywire? Did it? Say? Also, no, I don't know
what I did. I would firethe technician, whoever that is. I
(55:21):
am fired. Well, guys,um, we have come to the end
of the show and uh so we'regoing to have to say goodbye, and
we're gonna say goodbye to that first. So thank you. I really appreciate
(55:46):
it. I love you too.Thank you Kevin and t Roy for letting
me invade and best wish it toyou. Guys. Always always take care.
Please look up my son. Youknow he's like he's just looking.
We tried. Thanks guys, Iappreciate it. H Well, that was
(56:15):
a surprise. That that was fun. Thanks for bringing my dad on.
That was that was nice. Ihaven't had time to actually talk to him
for the past couple of days,and as you guys know, I was
kind of sick too for the pastfew days, so that was that was
cool. That was nice. Idon't know how, but he just popped
in like he does. Thought hewas gonna listen in and then he backstage.
(56:39):
So I was like, well,ah, is that unprofessional to lay
down? Do you have any lastwords? My man? You know?
No last words? Uh thirty seconds? Look well, you always have a
(57:00):
chance to make money no matter what. You can make millions and millions and
millions of dollars. Anyone can doit at any time. It doesn't matter.
But it's not always worth it.So pick your jobs wisely. Do
what you want to do, don'tdo what people tell you you have to
do. And if you find yourselfhating what you do, and I mean
(57:23):
absolutely hating it, then do somethingelse. It'll always be worth it.
Or blady manager, Yeah that too, I do just getting h three biscuits.
(57:43):
I will I will say that whatI said, bye, before that,
before what you said, Okay,I'll say n I said okay,
(58:09):
bye, okay, bye to YouTube. Okay as usual, Thank you guys
for having me on the show.I do appreciate it. I love you
guys. You're amazing and I alwayshave fun. So thank you and thanks
for letting my dad come on.Ye, thanks for coming on, for
coming on by love you guys.Bye. So there you have it.
(58:35):
Mister Sam Understed mode absolutely freaking phenomenal. Check him out. Um he is
everywhere. If you everywhere, groundup productions and Duo TV and uh that
(58:59):
one. Uh I don't know,but anyway, let him out. He's
everywhere. He's out here, everywhere, He's out everywhere. Peace and love.
Be a rainbow. Have somebody elseto be a rainbow too, And
be yourself no matter what, beyourself because I ain't nobody gonna give you
anything unless you are yourself. Okay, Lefe's too short to not be yourself.
(59:21):
Bye bye, Thank you for joiningt Roy and a special guest here
on Everything Yet Nothing. Tune innext Thursday at ten pm Eastern, nine
pm Central for another episode you won'twant to miss until next time. Be
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He was like so funny. Ididn't even know by my
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Anyways, we have a Sam Porfirio. Oh my god, he has such
a heart throb. Oh if heis not married, let me tell you
what is married? Of course,Ah, the cute good ones are married.
Well I'm married too, so Iguess that's right. Oh my goodness,
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this been so much fun. Like, um, I was done to
you rt TV earlier today, andyou know things I was saying. You
know, something's happen for a reason, Like when you you lose something small,
it opens another door for something,you know, certain things to grow
(01:51):
and get bigger. So you know, something small happened. And so now
me and my as a co hostsare working on another show and we're going
to make that show even bigger thanwhat it was before. So you know,
don't ever give up, because ifyou lose something that you really love
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and you really care about, justlook at it as it's a positive turned
into a positive. If it's nota positive turned into a positive, you
know, use your mind because youare doing what you're doing because you're supposed
to be doing it, or youwouldn't be doing it, you know,
right, I mean how else Idon't know any other wanting to look at
(02:38):
it and except you know, exceptit happens for a reason. And so
um anyways, this week has beensuch a or a wind. Like went
to a awards show that was likelast week and maybe sure and uh,
(03:04):
I had like this really hot pinkcone and it was kind of like the
color of that flower rot flyer andit was absolutely fabulous. And this Sunday,
I actually have tickets to go tothe Terry Awards of Branson. Oh
(03:24):
my god, do you not knowwhat Terry Awards are? Those are the
awards that Terry giveaway. Maybe not. I don't know. I'll find out
one way the other. Terry's invitedor Terry's involved, you know, because
it's Terry Awards. Oh it's sogood. I love being blonde because we
(03:47):
could wait all kinds of stuff like, oh my god. You know.
Anyways, um, so, ourguest team is absolutely fabulous. Like I
said, he's such a hard prob. Don't tell him now because his head's
already big and that's just gonna blowa bit, blow it the hell up,
like you know. I don't wantthat to happen to him, you
(04:08):
know. And his wife, no, no, And I will say his
wife is absolutely gorgeous, absolutely beautiful, so prettier, so much prettier than
him. It's just h you wouldnot believe that. I don't really,
But then him with makeup on.He is an actor. He's an act
(04:30):
for the Rider. Can I havethat thing beside you? Co? Hello's
all you guys. I'm run alittle bit late, Amir. Kevin's trying
to late as usual. Doom ababy a Christ decided he had to come
out and when the boys speak,so anyways, oh, Kevin is running
(04:51):
late, as usual, and mycamera is a little and that picture is
too. Anyways, why did hedo it? I don't know what is
up with my picture in the background, but ignore the side because it's supposed
to be there. Okay, itdoesn't look like it is, but it
(05:14):
is because I made it. Imade it like that. Yeah. So
um, yes, this other individualthat's getting ready to come on, um,
there's absolutely amazing and he is oneof the kind. If you have
never met mister Sam Porphyrio, ohmy god, you got a meeting.
(05:38):
And if you have anything that youwant this man to get into and help
you out with, he's the manto do it. I mean, of
course, but he's the man todo it because he does everything. He
is the whizz of the whizzes,and the Tis of the tis is and
(06:00):
you know whatever of that oh likeagainness that you should see. He's like
throwing up game signs or something youknow, looks kind of good signs of
sun sort. Oh. He hastwo daughters too, and he lives in
(06:26):
Hollister, Florida, and he isfrom Africa America, and and he likes
to drink. I don't know whathe's drinking, but he likes to drink
something because he's like switched to thatfive pounds. Oh it looks peash.
(06:48):
Well, I guess he's that typethat wants to recycle, so kind of
pee. No, it looks likesoda or t or must be or burdening
or vodka, as Kevin says,it's always the vodka. Uh, it
(07:11):
looks Turkish pepsi. Pepsi, pepsisay, I know nothing is as dark
as that except pepsi. He likesit dark. Um again, so the
mother here has been leathery and uhanyways, Um, this guest is absolutely
(07:41):
I don't know how many times Imight have to get to there, but
anyways, he is absolutely just tubular, out of the world, fabulous,
crazing. He's all right again youneed to shut your face. Hi,
everybody talking to him. I madea talker. I decided to show up.
(08:03):
Well, you need to take theday off and how to get my
coffee today? Kevin is sitting nextto me sick. Not really, no,
not really. We can't make thosetwo No, I I just sniffled
(08:28):
go cover that is okay, sorrybut not sorry. Um, you got
a problem whenever you uh go downipmentcough. Just to be coffing and they
want you to take shots for sevendays for something you're don't even have.
(08:48):
It's pretty good. Hello Richard,Richard, how are you? How are
you doing? Man? Can't getthem off here? Oh my hair is
probably a master. Oh like youneed a letter little flow yep. If
(09:11):
I had long hair, Oh mygod, I don't. I must have
got a haircut. I'm go mmhmmm, brought to you bite not really
because he didn't spot you got ahaircut. Thu Oh yeah, yeah,
excuse mm hmmm. So what isit? What is it today? Today?
(09:35):
First day of the first day offall, and I love guys already
got the hood of y'all. Yeah, didn't wonder I didn't break a sweat
a little bit rain in here?You know, missed, missed, miss
(09:56):
clea moist. You need to watchyour math. We don't say moist on
this show. What is wrong withyou? No moist? Let's just missed
with an Oh never an extra lettermoist. Well a letter too much,
so just leave that letter out.You're part of the alphabet community or alphabet
(10:22):
mafia. You cannot leave a letterout. Oh honey, lucky here LG
classmates, everything okay, classmates.Everything I tell you about. We have
some barbecue, Oh my god,barbecue port for dinner with How can you
(10:45):
all stuff? Hi? Chammy?I said at first, one of us
should really work glasses during these things. I know, I guess see anything
less. No, Sam's not farting. If so, we're not sporting sporting.
(11:05):
What we're doing, our cheap showersis sporting. We got us a
new bath day. Yeah today wehaven't even slapping it yet, totally new.
Strapped down to the cars too.I ain't even gonna know him in
the morning. I'm gonna be alllike, who the hell are you and
why are you laying next to me? And Seela or Sam? Bye sucker?
(11:35):
Oh all right, he's given methat I love you signing I love
you too, motherfucker children. Ohmy god, another trucker. It was
like, there's just two fingers together. Shows, no shows, no more
(11:58):
Tuesday day shows. I was justtalking about that, no more Tuesday eight
shows today to day. But neverfear, it's will return. It's will
return, um And now it's froze. That's great. This would be a
(12:24):
perfect time to get him in there. Oh my mind, you got froze,
all right, let's bring out Oh, it's no further idea. Let's
bring out Sam. We just furtherfurther further. Laugh. Anyways, here's
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some PA's him and Selma. Whatare you doing? What's wrong with this
guy? What's what's wrong with you? It's right? The name, the
(13:09):
names right in front of you.You can't even you can't even say the
name right. Let gonna show you. Well, I know someone else,
what's his name like or something likethat? What are you? What's rented?
Jesus talking about over here? Now? I'm just kidding. What's up,
guys? It's about celebrities changed theirname a lot. Hi, Kanye,
(13:37):
Kanye has done that a lot.I was seying about same. What
is what's t roeven doing? Idon't what are you doing? That's his
wife's name. They're married. Hello, No, no, I changed my
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name. So okay, all right, all right, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you this son Porfirio.Porfirio is my legal name. Okay,
that's my birth name, Damien Porfirio. I used to go by Damien Costello,
but now I go by sam Anselmo. So my no, no,
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which is my grandfather? He passedaway and His name was Unselmo Uno Porfirio.
Right, So we had the samelast name, but people here in
the United States couldn't say Anselomo,so his nickname became Sam. Right,
so I had talpted the name Samand sell them Sam Ancedomo. So I
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don't know, I kind of likeit. What do you guys think this
is? This is actually my debutas Sam Anselmo. You know what's up?
Sam? I thought of a reallybad joke and I cannot say it.
We're not going to do the wholeenactment of the baby joke. But
remind me the re enactment of whatre enactment? Nothing? Nothing? Really?
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Yeah? Really you didn't. Youdon't need to remember. How about
that? Oh whoa whoa, whoawhoa whoa? Where was I? Well,
I don't tell everybody that because that'sonce upon a time we had this
twat waffle name being in Costello onhere. Oh my god, that punk
as and and he passed off.So we did a really bad joke.
(15:39):
Well he said a really bad jokeand a right, we were like you
hear curse words? Then you're likeyou laughed at it? Yeah, that
was that was my fault. Thatwas my fault. It's jump though,
so you gotta remind me. Itmight not even be funny. That's just
now. I might have some newjokes for you. I'm not sure if
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I do, but hey, ifI do, this, can can you
guys still see me right now?You can see me sideways? What?
Yeah, you're all like it's likeyou took a picture. That's what I
didn't. Well, so the reason, oh I see why because well I
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just went to reddit and uh andso it turned it turned me sideways.
Hold on, hold on one second, I'm gonna get you a good joke.
Okay, let's just let's just getthere. Let's just get there.
Whoa, whoa? Whoa? Whatlike? Hold on now, hold on,
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hold on, you are making meright down staff, Let's see.
I gotta find this joke. Holdon. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember. Now hold on,okay, whoa? I was crooked?
What is what is that to you? Right? What's in there?
What does that say? What doesit say? What are you write down
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about me? What are you mytherapists? Yes, you're taking notes about
all the crazy shit that goes throughmy head. I have been taking notes,
and we have talked and one pointin time, you say you were
confused, and I thought you I'malways confused and I never said that.
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Find out it was your finger andnot you. So which finger is gay?
I gave finger? What the whatthe do you mean? Which which
(18:02):
fingers gay? This one? Howabout that? This finger that's gay?
You should make a short because that'sthe finger. I'm the dirty finger.
You should make a short about that, like bro kind of guy up here
(18:26):
straight at the jail or second andthen this guy goes spotting and then well
let me go. But it's justa finger. He's like just like terrifighting.
They didn't like each other, wasI would telling you. I'm just
saying, yeah, all right,all right for you. I'm excited you're
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done, you moved. I haven'tseen you your ans and that way far?
All right, all right, letme set the record for the people
on your show. I'm not gay, but if I was gay, If
I was gay, I would notchoose either one of you guys, no
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offense, I'm just getidding. No, I would. I would totally go
with Kevin. Yeah, I figuredhe no see Kevin, no, no,
no, let me explain. SoTroid perfect handle and it's still does
(19:41):
No No No. Troid's playboyant likehe's got, you know, these good
qualities. But you know he's outgoing. You're hard to keep up with.
No no, No. Hear meout, hear me out, hear me
out. With Kevin, though,see if if I chose Kevin, it's
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a sense of security, a senseof safeness because of hold on, hold
on, hold on, um,what's the guy's name, Jesus, Jesus,
you know, so you feel safe? I feel safe around him.
I do you know you've always haveyou ever walked on to church and just
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never mind, never mind. Ithink my dad's watching this show. He
has no ideas, Jesus, thisis my Jesus. You find your own
Jesus. You'll leave my Jesus alone. We ain't gone there because I have
worked on this, Jesus. Youknow how hard it is, Jesus.
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I really hope my dad's not watchingthis show. Dad, you have no
idea. This show we're broadcast intolike the whole world, two thousands and
thousands of people, and we're talkingabout off the wall, crazy shit.
I love it though, That's whatI love. I love this show.
It's like the Joe Rogan podcast.But fucking gay you know no, you
(21:10):
said, yes, Hey, youknow what. There's a warning at the
beginning of the show, and thewarning at the beginning says, there may
be bad language on this show.Yes, well, there may be bad
language on this show. Well hereit is. Hold on, let me,
let me he said, But fuckinggame m he did. Oh you
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see that. That doesn't make fora good talk show though, Damian,
Yeah, is that bucker bro?All right? Where right here? Right
here? We're hair? Now we'rehair? Oh yeah, there you if
I un heard it. So what'swhat's new with you guys? I just
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I've just made your ratings plummet.I'll get them back tomorrow, right on.
So what's been up, mistress?I am well, I just I
just went back to acting after twoyears, and I just booked like four
four gigs. I'm really really happy. I can't say what I booked,
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but one of them is a leadrole and I'm really really actually two of
them, two of them are well, one of them the lead role,
one supporting lead. But I'm stillI'm really really happy, especially about the
lead role. Uh. And Idid actually book Christian film recently, which
is which is pretty cool. Iknow that we were making jokes and stuff
earlier, but they're good people,and you know, they always treat me
(22:57):
good. So I booked a show. This show. It's a movie,
and it kind of it's not it'sbased off the Bible, but it's like
if the Bible was different, ifthat makes sense. They're trying to tell
like Bible stories, but with charactersthat that don't exist, so basically the
real Bible. I know they're notwatching Pike and say that, so basically
(23:23):
a bunch of fake characters like thereal Bible. Anyway, And but I'm
really excited because it's supposed to theit's called Secrets of the Black Forest.
I can't tell you that. Andit's about one person decides to go into
this black forest. Now, theBlack Forest is forbidden by God. All
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God says is you will have eternallife and happiness as long as you don't
go into the Black Forest. Butif even one person goes in, everyone
gets punished for it. Well,of course someone has has to go into
the Black forest, you know,searching for answers, and of course his
mistake causes death, destruction, filth, breed and sodomy and gaze and all
(24:10):
that shit. So you know,I know so because because my character goes
into the forest. Now we havegay marriage. You know, I love
it, gay world because without somuch sense. No, it's population control.
(24:32):
Okay, that's you're here. Yougot to control the population somehow.
Yeah, hey, that's what Isay. I'm gay because's birth control.
The goddess was like, Oh,this guy don't need children, He's going
to be gay. He was veryvery wise for for thinking that. By
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the way, I didn't want togive a shot at of If my dad
is watching that, I'm so sorry. Uh don't hate me. I know
that you don't. But there's aside of me that fuck it. You
know that this side of me exists, Dad, you know it exists.
You know I'm this crazy out thereor whatever. But anyway, let me
let me Hi, I love you. Thank you for tuning in. So,
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okay, I do want to talkabout this other movie though I can't
say anything about it, but itis what I can't say anything about it.
I'm talking about well I can't.I can't say anything about it,
but I can't say. It's withan award winning director and uh he just
(25:42):
too much, too much, Okay, too much now so award winning director
and actor. And actually I getto work with an actress, Debbie Sutcliffe,
who's an award winning actress. Ican't and today her name, so
I get to work with her,and I'm super excited about that because Debbie
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Sutcliffe is She's absolutely amazing and somethingthat's crazy. So four years ago I
did a short film with a girlnamed Madeline and Grace, really wonderful actress.
If you look up Madeline Grace,trust me, she'll be everywhere.
But she was just a kid whenI worked with her. Right well,
I was flipping through channels the otherday and I like to watch Hallmark.
(26:26):
People laugh at me, but Ilike Hallmark movies because they're not going to
stress you out there. It's thesame same effan story on every movie.
But you know what, they're goodmovies. So I'm flipping through the channels
and who good. I see MadelieGrace, but not just like in the
background. She's the lead character.And it was just so exciting to see
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that she got she was a leadcharacter in a Hallmark movie, and that
was so awesome, you know,And and I was like, you bitch,
you know not, but I've justkidding. That should have been me.
No, I didn't say that.Madeline Grace and she's probably like nineteen
now, so uh yeah, becauseshe was like fifteen sixteen when I worked
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with her, and then I actuallywhen I played a guy named Vincent on
on the movie Vincent's Valve only forthe concept trailer. So if anyone's confused
who I am though, I usedto be that Damian Costello guy and now
I'm I'm this guy. You mightshop Walmart at the layaway section Walmart.
(27:37):
You'll never you won't find my deadbody at Walmart. You get it in
like them off. No, Idon't do lay away, well unless it's
on the store then sometimes I dolay away. So what's new? What's
(28:02):
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Hi and welcome, we have misterSam. Could you guys see what
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I was doing? Or no?Yes, you in the back room.
I'm saying I didn't know that bethat. I thought that was just my
buttons. So you you were activelyyou were actively hitting mute every time I
hit on, though I noticed thatyou were muted, as like, how
(29:48):
else you got muted? Because Iheard muted? And then I m the
musing that's funny. I'm gonna laydown, guys. Hold on here,
there we go. This is necessaryhis only fans account. Y'alls only fans,
(30:18):
So tell me, all right,it's true. Hold on, h
that that's just too much. I'mthis is just too much. I'm getting
over. Thank you? Oh Imean, um, whatever doing? Oh
and Jane, did you see thegame hanger again? Sorry? My dad
(30:48):
turn just turn the show off.The show's done. We're done. No,
no, no, So you're andstuff like what did you do?
So you're into all kinds of stuff? You have cafe right, well,
(31:14):
I need to talk about that anda production production company. Yeah, but
no, I'm I'm glad that yousaid I have a cafe coffee shop.
I do want to talk about thatreally quick if I may. Yes,
So, as a lot of peopleknow, we own a coffee shop called
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The Ground Up and it is areally good shop and we worked really hard.
We have five star ratings. Therevenue was coming in, I mean,
you know, paying the bills.With the revenue at least, you
know, the rent, we're buildingup and everything. But my wife was
running it for the longest time.Well then I had to take over because
(31:59):
I quit acting for like two years. So I decided to take over the
coffee shop, and you know,I was working fifty six hours a week,
and then I decided to do allthis business stuff. Troy probably remembers
all the shit that I was doing. Kevin as well. You know,
they remember I was doing the coffeeshop, but doing all this business stuff
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and everything, but acting and producingand directing, and you know, so
two weeks ago it was a Sunday. I'm sorry, it's been three weeks
now. It was a Sunday.Our business partners had just left out of
town for like a couple months.Christie got offered a really good job,
so she couldn't work anymore and itwas just me. And then I had
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kids with me on a workday ona Sunday, and I looked everywhere and
I said, this shop is sucha good shop, but it's not getting
treated the way it needs to betreated. This shop needs somebody that can
give all of its attention, youknow. And so I I put in
my two weeks notice of my ownshop. And so Christine and I we
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had a we had a long,long talk, and we decide to sell
it. So we are officially sellingour shop. We do have business partners
that own thirty three percent. Theythey might stay on with the new owners.
I don't know. I can't speakfor them, but whatever they want
to do, that's on them.As long as they make their money.
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I'm happy, Christy and I willwalk away with zero dollars. But you
know, as long as as longas our business partners can walk away with
something, that's what's important to me, because you know, I'd rather take
the money. The loss of moneyis not so bad, and I want
to explain that to some viewers.So the experience was really really good,
(33:50):
right, the experience that I gotthere was awesome, But money isn't always
worth it, right, Um,you know, we all we all chased
money all the time, and andthat's all I was doing. I was
chasing the mighty dollar. And I'mgoing, I'm I'm making a lot of
money. I can do it,you know, whatever I want whatever,
(34:14):
spending money on this, doing this, and and then kind of we just
lost it all, you know.And so it was really humbling and then
started building back up. And thenI got to a point to where it
just it wasn't worth my mental healthand it wasn't worth me losing my marriage.
And because just things were different,you know, Christy and I were
best friends, man, and uh, and with that coffee shop, we
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just it was we felt different.Everything was different, you know. And
so the decision was really good.So we are no longer. So tomorrow
and Saturday are my last two days. I'm having a huge blowout sale.
I'm selling flavors, I'm selling therest of our coffee, the rest of
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our ice cream. So if youguys would please share the post from the
ground up where obviously we are gaycommunity friendly. UM, I don't know
what the fucking plus stands for.But you know whatever, it doesn't matter.
How many letters do you guys have? Now? Like seventy seven letters?
You have more letters than there aregenders like, well, come on,
(35:20):
what's going on anyway? The alphabetso here soon it's gonna be eighty
six letters. You're kidding me though, right or no? Yeah, I've
done so we have a surprise guest. That's a surprise to me. So
(35:45):
we're gonna bring him on. Okay, do I know him? Oh?
My god? I alright, Dad, how are you? Hey? How
are you? Your voice sounds soangelic and beautiful. I'm so sorry for
(36:08):
my behavior. I'm used to it. You've been a little punk all your
life. I'm used to it sofar. What do you think about my
haircut, my glasses? Don't don'tI look just like it's weird. I
kind of look like, no,no, don't I think about it?
(36:29):
Yeah? Yeah, scary so andterry Yeah it's it's it's scary. We
I mean, we look we lookalike. Guys. I'm gonna send you
a picture of my dad's dad myno, no, like, it's so
weird, the older pictures. Weall look alike. But he was he
(36:51):
was such a handsome man like.He looked like Sean Connery, a very
young Sean Connery, but honestly waymore handsome. I mean, don't you
agree that? I agree? Hey, So not to be rude, but
I would like to say hey,t Roy, Hey, Kevin. You
know. I mean, I'd liketo lease say hey, how y'all doing
(37:13):
tonight? It's it's warm here inNorth Georgia? Is that where you are?
Yeah, I'm down, I'm down. Blow, I'm blow, Chad
nooga and up above Atlanta nice,that's first day of fall, and it
is it's hot. It's hot here. Yeah. Yeah, it's cold here
(37:37):
in this freaking studio. And Icome back here and I'm like, are
you hot? And he's like no, And I's like, are you cold?
Excuse me? I was like,are you cold? He said?
Like I am? Can the airconditioner? Like? I had to wash
and drive my hoodies because I don'twant to make up to run. That
(38:00):
worried me out to even try.He often, yeah, what happened to
you? Right? You look likeyou got a little buzz too. Did
you get a little buzz there?Yeah? Looks good, looks good.
Don't compliment him. He's he getsenough compliments, not enough any more compliments.
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You look good too, Kevin.It's just men. I couldn't handle
all that hair. When I wasyoung, I had hair. My hair
was only like down to my shoulders, and I couldn't stand it flapping in
the breeze and whipping me in theface and all that stuff. And you
know, finally they you know,so I got a job and they said
you gotta cut your hair boar.You know, back in those days,
(38:42):
they could say things like that.So I had to cut my hair to
get a job. That's that's whatit was. You could You couldn't just
do whatever you want to do likeyou can nowadays. You had to,
you know, you had to walkthe walk and talk to talk and do
all that stuff. But you know, anyway, I made it through.
I think I raised a pretty goodkid, don't you. Yes, yes
(39:05):
I do. Yeah. I haveto challenge him on something here on,
right in front of God and everybody. Uh, when is this? I
left you home alone? Damien.We we didn't get the end of this
the other day because I haven't talkedto him in three days and he's trying
to He's trying to tell me Ileft him home alone. Uh no,
oh, absolutely, at five yearsold, you left me home alone in
(39:31):
the condo, the very first placethat we lived on Country Hill Lane.
You had on several occasions you hadto leave me home alone because of your
work with h. I don't knowam I allowed to say names with with
b you know? So no?Uh, okay, Damien, you're jacked
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up because number one I was soparent. Look I brought you to Brian's
one day. Do you remember Ibrought you because he said something really stupid?
Guys. I mean, he couldn'thelp, but he was just a
kid. But my patient was terminallyill. And Dani, I had to
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bring Damian to work with me oneday and Graham picked you up from Brian's
house. And uh, that's soDannie. You know I never left you
a long. I actually took youto work, risking losing my job.
I took you to work with meand you were sitting there and Brian might
he had a disease similar to LSguys, so he had very limited movement.
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He was mostly paralyzed, but hehad he started moving a little bit,
and Damian said, oh, wouldyou say, Oh, look daddy,
he's getting better and his grandfather said, of course he's getting better.
No, he was. He wasterminally and Damian goes you said he was
gonna die and I was like,oh god, I've lost my job.
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I'm dead. Yeah, So Idon't remember that. I don't know.
It's like, you don't remember that. I don't know why you think I
left you home alone, because there'sno damn way I would ever left you
home alone. I drove you tomy sister's house. She baby set you
and your little So I think you'reconfusing, maybe with another parent that left
(41:20):
you home alone, because I havenever left home alone. I think you're
right because I was five years old. I know. I know now that
you're saying that. I remember.It was an apartment, not a condo,
which means, thank you, mom, that left me home alone.
Thank you, thank you heard it. Got guys, you're my witness.
You're my witness. You heard him, You heard him confess I was left
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I was repeatedly left home alone atfive years old. I had no control
over the other parent. I'm sorryyou better because that's true. TJ my
youngest son here. TJ's my dad, Dad. I have been It has
been eating me up for three days. Three days. It has been eating
me up boy three days. Really, I'm sorry, yeah, sorry,
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because I know, I know.I never left that child home alone.
I never left that child home alone. Even though it was his favorite,
even though it was his favorite movie, I never left him home alone.
Never was my favorite movie. Ilove that movie. Troy Kevin, you
need to say something because I'm babbling. Say something, Say something like your
(42:37):
wait wait what? So I wason here looking for this picture that Gary
had downloaded I got. I wantto show you Troy's outfit guys from Sunday
when he was when he did hesang in the opening for the Branson Show
Awards. They had Okay, tR dude, Yes, yes, okay,
(43:00):
let's hear it. Let's hear it, contestants from the Nashville Wardhouse like
karaoke tar both in the show.Let's hear it. Oh cool, I'll
fit it was adorable. We gotthat at the Red Garter, Yes,
and we would let you hear it. But we can't do music on here
(43:21):
but Lady by Kenny Rogers. Wellyou can see you can sing acapella.
Come on, we can hear italcapella. Come on, I'll send it
to you though, so you can. I'm sure Damian says you have a
wonderful voice, so I'm sure itwas wonderful than you. And I don't
lie about that, because did Ido? I do not say when someone
(43:42):
has a ship voice, I saythey have a ship voice. No,
Damien doesn't. Yeah he doesn't lie. Now, he wouldn't lie about it.
No, when when Damian says somethingabout yeah, he doesn't, he
doesn't. Yeah, no he won't. I worked hard on being a professional
(44:04):
musician, which is why, like, like, okay, even the kids.
When one of the kids wanted tobe wanted to be a singer and
I said, no, you're nota singer. I'm sorry, and people
are like, oh my god,I can't believe he said that. She's
a great dancer. She is awonderful dancer, though she's not a good
singer. So go dance, don'tsing. It's that simple, you know
(44:29):
what I mean. And uh,I'm not gonna let her go up on
stage and embarrass herself. Maybe Ishould, but but you know, you
got to be honest to people aboutthat, and especially in my business,
in the acting world. Now I'mnot even kidding. I've walked in and
I walked in an audition room andthe very they didn't even say hi to
(44:49):
me. They go, h,you're not Mexican enough. Next, yeah,
that's what they told me. I'mserious. I auditioned for one part
and they told me I was toopretty. The dude, the dude.
It was a part for like anItalian mob guy. So my friend calls
me up and says, you needand I'm not an actor. I'm not
(45:10):
an actor, Damia break It's like, um, you know, but I
don't know how I got involved inthis. All these people, these friends
mine, they were shooting a movie. It's called the Eye of the Hurricane,
and then they were they were gonnalaunch some series, and my friends,
oh, you need to apply,you need to apply. So I
took actually t J down there,and but then you don't apply. You
(45:32):
audition that shows that he's not evenan actor. You apply for him.
I am no actor. What doyou talk about? What are you talking?
So anyway, you know, soI just winged it. I just
winged it, and they really likedme. But they said I wasn't like
what Damian just said. I guessI wasn't a mafia looking enough. So
(45:55):
the dude, the dude comes downthere. I mean, it's total stereotype.
The shirt, the rings, seemy rings? See see my pinky
ring o? Can you see it? Okay, okay, I can't get
it the camera. Yeah, yeah, so you've got the rings, he's
got the I swear one of hisfingers was cut off. It was like,
(46:16):
you know, so yeah, sothey gave him the part, I
guess, but but then it neverit never got off the ground. So
it didn't really matter other than whenI met Melanie Lynsky in the bushes.
Other than you know, and youknow, doll, them know who Melanie
Lynsky is. They know who MelanieLynsky is. She is from Two and
(46:37):
a half Men and not Crazy GirlRose on two and a half Men,
which which yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So they were shooting
either Hurricane and they called me downthere to be on the set of that,
to be an extra and all thiscrap, and because this is a
little Saint Mary's Georgia and so they'refilming this movie down there. You know,
(47:00):
Carl, we need you. Theycall me up and they go,
I'll come out here, we needthese extras and blah blah blah. So
Melody Lynsky was like one of thestars and it. That's actually I think
why she left too, because Ithink she thought this movie might make it
big, which it didn't. SoI actually I think that's why she left
Two and a Half Men for awhile, because she was like the star
in this movie. So I wasgoing to my car to get another shirt,
(47:21):
and she was coming through, andshe didn't have her little entourage with
her for some reason, because shehad a little entourage. And then I
don't know, she was just tryingto smoke a joint. She was probably
went to you. She probably wentto smoke a joint or probably went to
pee and the bushes. I don'tknow what she was doing because we're on
some property and and so I wascutting through and we just like ran into
each other, and she just gotthis look on her place, like,
oh god, you ain't gonna rateme, are you? Oh god?
(47:43):
You know, Like I was like, and I just said, hi,
missus Lynsky, is everybody treating youright? And I mean we're in this
little hick town, right She's oh, yeah, yeah, you know,
you know she's shot Zalen. Shehas that news aalend accent and she's you
know, that's where she's really from. But anyway, well what accent was
that? What? What did youjust do? I don't know that.
(48:08):
I can't do these line I don'tknow. I can't do that. Awestme
crap, L's not Australia and it'sclose. He would talk to you what
did you think? And then hewas smarted out. I mean, I
(48:31):
love to listen to him at thetime, but are you really speaking English
or is there like some key weelanguage that you're talking right now that's like
here in Georgia. I don't knowif Missouri. You know, sometimes Christy
says things that sounds southern. Idon't know. I don't know, because
(48:51):
it's been what you know, Butlike we'll say things that people look at
us like what the hell did thatmean? Like have you ever heard the
expression rode Hard put up wet?Oh yeah, oh see said they say
that Missouri? Oh yeah, yeah, daily, I said, I said
(49:14):
it. I was down in theSaint Bury's and I thought, you know,
how much further can you get souththan the very bottom of Georgia?
And I said something, you know, but being from Tennis, I said
something about rode Hard put up wet, and everyone looked at me like I
was freaking crazy, like what thehell does that mean? I'm like,
oh, oh, I guess that. You know though, that I said
(49:34):
that same exact thing in Brazil,and no one understood me either. Go
figure, because when I was akid, I thought that want horses because
like you would when you ride ahorse too much, day started sweating and
stuff, and then you'd have togive them back and put Well, that
is what it means. But thenas an adult, my mind got a
(49:58):
little dirt here. Well, maybemaybe that's what they Maybe that's the way
they were taking it. Maybe theythought it meant something like that. That's
probably that's probably what it was.That's so funny, but that's exactly what
it means. You rode, youride a horse hard, and you can't.
(50:21):
You're not supposed to put a horseup wet. You're supposed to time
out that. As much as muchas I want to uh hear you talking
about riding wet horses, I forgot. I have to plug something real quick.
Okay, the movie I just no, so no. I just released
(50:46):
a new teaser the old Prey TheyStand Down, Yes, released release the
new teaser with Randall Shrieven it forPrey. They stand down. So I'm
planning on refunding that movie and shootingit and I'm gonna redo everything and I'll
actually be playing the lead role ofChad Sikeston in the movie, and I'm
(51:07):
looking for someone else to direct it. So I'm really excited about that.
Oh yeah, I watched some earlierand it's freakingly gonna be phenomenal. You
mean you are you already? No? I released an old teaser with Randall
Shreeve in it because um see mymy old production cast that I was working
(51:32):
with. They were like, no, we don't want to make the movie
about Randall Shreve Steve with this edit, and I said, it's not about
Randall Shreeve, It's about his musicand the character. So now that everyone's
gone from the movie, I didit the way I wanted it to do,
and I put Randall Shreeve's music andRandall Shreve there because look, I'll
plug Randall Shreeve. He's an absolutelyamazing musician. He does cost a lot
(51:55):
to book, but he's worth everypenny, if if, if you got
the money, book him because hewill bring more sales to your venue than
you've had in a long time,and so having Randall Shreeve on my set
was really awesome. He's very humble, he's very nice. He just kind
of minds his own business and doeshis own thing. He doesn't act like,
(52:19):
you know, the big shot thathe truly is, but he doesn't
act like it at all. Andso I decided to go ahead and release
that. And I just heard wordactually from him personally today. I heard
Randall Shreeve He's interested in redoing thatpart in the new movie with the new
cast, so I'll have him andI'll have his music again. So I'm
(52:43):
really excited about that. And thisis the first time I'm talking about it.
I haven't made any announcements or anything. I'm just kind of throwing that
out here on this show just tosee where it catches when. But Randall,
if you're if you end up seeingthis, I know I said it
earlier, but thank you, wellmy agent said it earlier to yours,
but thank you again. And Ilove Randall Shreeve and everyone buy his album.
(53:08):
Evil Is is the song that wechose for Pray They Stand Down,
So Evil by Randall Shreeve. It'sabsolutely phenomenal. So uh yeah, go
go listen to it. And Iwas gonna say, I can send you
the link, but I'll do thatlater. That's great. Yeah. Yeah,
(53:30):
so I'm really I do have ago fund me going. I know
people like this. Jerk's asked,Wow, people are more money for the
same he does live out there inthe boonies. Yeah, so he does
(53:54):
have this connection problem sometimes. Yeah, I know. Well, guys,
I didn't meant in Baker's show.I thought I should joining in to listen.
I was coming to listen in anduh, I'm like, why why
am I here? What the howdid I get here? Well, you
chimed in perfectly. Yeah, wedid well. Yeah. I wish I
(54:17):
could. I wish I could popin on the view like this. I
got a few words I'd like tosay to those girls I don't know going
live, just send you up in. It's like, I'm not I'm not
even groomed or shaved. I feellike a bum. I look like,
(54:37):
you know, I just put thekids to bed, and I'm like,
well, I'm I'm gonna pop indown and listen to the show. And
uh, I'm like, Damien,send me the link, you know,
I'm gonna pop in listen to theshow, and then what here I am?
And how Damien's gone? I'm like, what they y'all want me to
get my fiddle? And now wecan oh wait back, oh Damian,
(55:00):
we were gonna talk about you now, I man, dang, now he's
gone. I pressed a button andI don't know what happened that made everything
go haywire? Did it? Say? Also, no, I don't know
what I did. I would firethe technician, whoever that is. I
(55:21):
am fired. Well, guys,um, we have come to the end
of the show and uh so we'regoing to have to say goodbye, and
we're gonna say goodbye to that first. So thank you. I really appreciate
(55:46):
it. I love you too.Thank you Kevin and t Roy for letting
me invade and best wish it toyou. Guys. Always always take care.
Please look up my son. Youknow he's like he's just looking.
We tried. Thanks guys, Iappreciate it. H Well, that was
(56:15):
a surprise. That that was fun. Thanks for bringing my dad on.
That was that was nice. Ihaven't had time to actually talk to him
for the past couple of days,and as you guys know, I was
kind of sick too for the pastfew days, so that was that was
cool. That was nice. Idon't know how, but he just popped
in like he does. Thought hewas gonna listen in and then he backstage.
(56:39):
So I was like, well,ah, is that unprofessional to lay
down? Do you have any lastwords? My man? You know?
No last words? Uh thirty seconds? Look well, you always have a
(57:00):
chance to make money no matter what. You can make millions and millions and
millions of dollars. Anyone can doit at any time. It doesn't matter.
But it's not always worth it.So pick your jobs wisely. Do
what you want to do, don'tdo what people tell you you have to
do. And if you find yourselfhating what you do, and I mean
(57:23):
absolutely hating it, then do somethingelse. It'll always be worth it.
Or blady manager, Yeah that too, I do just getting h three biscuits.
(57:43):
I will I will say that whatI said, bye, before that,
before what you said, Okay,I'll say n I said okay,
(58:09):
bye, okay, bye to YouTube. Okay as usual, Thank you guys
for having me on the show.I do appreciate it. I love you
guys. You're amazing and I alwayshave fun. So thank you and thanks
for letting my dad come on.Ye, thanks for coming on, for
coming on by love you guys.Bye. So there you have it.
(58:35):
Mister Sam Understed mode absolutely freaking phenomenal. Check him out. Um he is
everywhere. If you everywhere, groundup productions and Duo TV and uh that
(58:59):
one. Uh I don't know,but anyway, let him out. He's
everywhere. He's out here, everywhere, He's out everywhere. Peace and love.
Be a rainbow. Have somebody elseto be a rainbow too, And
be yourself no matter what, beyourself because I ain't nobody gonna give you
anything unless you are yourself. Okay, Lefe's too short to not be yourself.
(59:21):
Bye bye, Thank you for joiningt Roy and a special guest here
on Everything Yet Nothing. Tune innext Thursday at ten pm Eastern, nine
pm Central for another episode you won'twant to miss until next time. Be
a rainbow in someone's life. Ican follow us on Facebook at w LFE
(59:51):
dB Radio. Oh my god,I cannot believe how good lucky he was.
He was like so funny. Ididn't even know by my
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