Fair Game Theory

Fair Game Theory

Using only her wits, amateur internet research, and memories from ten years ago, an anonymous humor writer analyses real or imagined interactions with probable spies who have maybe targeted her in a possible multi-interest black ops likely involving The Church of Scientology.

Episodes

Episode 138: Public Service Announcement to the New People

February 9, 2025 • 11 mins
Here is one of many stories about organized criminal behavior that has been used to target me. I reported it to the FBI when it happened so hoping these guys and their whole families are all in jail now, reforming the prison system from within.
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Episode 137: The Daily Value

February 3, 2025 • 79 mins
I have decided to get cancelled. I’m going to do it by comparing my sugar addiction to drug addiction, and by relating my 2022-2024 shift into only consuming the daily value of added sugar to widespread sustainable social change. Through the lens of “The Ten Stages of Genocide.” Having witnessed the ideological influence of L. Ron Hubbard’s criticism of “The Reasonable Man”.
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Episode 136: In the Future, Will Self Driving Cars Put Hits Out On Me?

January 27, 2025 • 24 mins
How would Elon Musk’s Tesla suggest dealing with a car possibly hired to cut across my path on a pedestrian walkway as a late night threat? By never leaving home and employing a Tesla bot to go out into the world as my body double? But where would be the fun in that? What is the point of even living if there’s no cults to brainwash you or cars to narrowly miss hitting you on purpose as a threat when you make fun of them.

Life, aft...
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Episode 135: Behavioral Hacking & Learned Helplessness With Black Dianetics in the Workplace

December 5, 2024 • 52 mins
So I feel I’m getting trafficked into working for a covertly mob/CIA/Scientology connected business. It is a highly controlled environment where management and clientele are being coached in methods of coordinated behavioral hacking engineered to disadvantage me, gaslight me, attempt to cause me to make mistakes, and give contradictory instructions then reprimand me for following each, or suddenly verbally changing an instruction p...
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Episode 134: Count Wackula Part II

November 24, 2024 • 1 min
This is a private conversation left non-consensually on my voicemail at 2:52PM on October 25, 2024 from the Temple University Hospital phone number 215-926-9752. Finding out who was responsible for making this call and recording this patient’s private conversation onto my voicemail could help with valuable insights into the nature of my multi-interest black ops.
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Episode 133: Count Wackula

November 21, 2024 • 78 mins
Hey can someone on security at Temple University Hospital check the cameras from October 25, 2024 and see who could have possibly called my phone at 2:52PM from the Temple U Hospital phone number 215-926-9752 and non-consensually recorded a private conversation to my voicemail between a Black mother visiting her daughter in a hospital room and discussing the daughter’s blood transfusion? I put in an FBI tip but figured maybe this w...
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E132: My Psycho Boss/Actual Hired Fixer

November 15, 2024 • 15 mins
Hi, multiple criminal organizations are trying to destroy me and my bosses and coworkers are benefitting. My current immediate supervisor keeps using subtle psychological harassment and falsely critiquing and micromanaging me for things she totally ignores when people around me on this same job are doing the same thing tenfold. She is allowing another coworker to subtly bully me with toxic communication style and enabling falsely c...
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E131: Dear Mark Zuckerberg

November 10, 2024 • 29 mins
Hey Mark, it’s me, your old Harvard chum. I wanted to ask you for a favor: Can you check who is sitting in a spy van with all of my accounts open on a screen, engaging in psychological warfare designed to crush me into a shell of my former self with George Orwell’s “boot stomping on a human face forever”? Thanks so much and see you at the next reunion.
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Episode 130: It’s Giving Blood

August 28, 2024 • 69 mins
Sometimes my multi-interest black ops takes the form of fiasco that comes from no other source than commonplace mediocrity and a series of mildly ill gotten circumstance, but I know that there is a highly paid operative sitting in front of a computer screen somewhere, patently crafting my downfall. Here’s a tale of a sneaker sole, a blood donation, a an exercise routine, a shopping trip gone-not terribly wrong, or even slightly wro...
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Episode 129: Shelley Duvall, Robin Williams

July 14, 2024 • 56 mins
I never thought I’d be here describing a possible Robin Williams lookalike operative hired to stalk me to a Hungarian bakery circa 2019, but here we are.
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Episode 128: Last Night In Brooklyn

July 4, 2024 • 86 mins
Are gang initiates staging domestic abuse mental breakdowns on the subway in hopes of assassinating me as an incidental bystander for incentive from Scientology/the Brooks and Kargman families, or ATA?
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Episode 127: You can stand under my umbrella, but it’s probably wearing a wire.

July 3, 2024 • 18 mins
Here’s the tale of two long term operative friends possibly trying to use subtle suggestion to get me to sink my meager 9 months worth of retirement savings into ill informed Alibaba options, and when that failed, see if they could get me to purchase a handmade $900 umbrella when obviously I should get one for free as an influencer.
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Episode 126: “As Dangerous as any Stimulant”

June 26, 2024 • 40 mins
“Covert action is a stimulating business, a heady experience for those who sponsor it and for its practitioners. If not used in moderation, it is as dangerous as any stimulant.”

-David Phillips, former CIA Officer

What’s up Y’all School of Drama. I got the above quote from “The Last Honest Man” by James Risen. I highly recommend it to anyone with time to kill while you’re sitting in a parked car near my home, watching me from a li...
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Episode 125: Giving Tuesday or I Prefer to Audit Out Some Body Thetans Over Dealing With Your Bullsh*t

May 25, 2024 • 119 mins
An examination of ritual and metaphor vs. cognitive dissonance in the context of culture and degrees of indoctrination, and the impact of economics on religiosity. The meek shall be rewarded. Have fun in the next life, dumb*ss!
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Public Service Announcement

May 18, 2024 • 13 mins
Hey-if you’re a hacker or specialist with the resources to investigate and prove the extensive psychological warfare demonstrated in Vanity Fair’s “The Golden Suicides”, get in touch.
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Episode 124: Palm Sunday

April 26, 2024 • 74 mins
This is the follow up to episode 116, in which I describe getting stalked by a literary agent, or someone posing as such, after I sent an email query to Bill Clegg for my dark humor memoir, “Almost Rapist”.

Here, I delve back into the James Frey scandal being complicated by the presence of two major Scientology actors in the film version of his disgraced memoir, and even touch upon the potential long range cultural impact of Will ...
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Episode 123: Project Laundromat

April 21, 2024 • 42 mins
Do you ever get the feeling that a billion dollar church has put cameras in your home in order to anticipate your next move at the laundromat in order to coordinate spies to interact with you so you’ll form delusions that your response was morally inadequate and so karmically manifested a rejection email from an arts residency in hopes of triggering your public Karen freakout? I knew I wasn’t alone in this. Thank you everyone. Afte...
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Episode 122: Turdveillance Crapitalism Smear Campaign

March 30, 2024 • 34 mins
This is for anyone who’s ever said “Why would I care if anyone spied on me? I have nothing to hide.” I used to say this very thing, in a loud, bragging tone to all my friends. Other than an isolated incident involving a single serving meatloaf from Eli Zabar’s which falls outside the statute of limitations, I have nothing to hide that I won’t eventually exploit for my art—but it turns out, getting spied on can still be terrible for...
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Episode 121: The Leak

February 5, 2024 • 68 mins
Hey all-so I experienced a leak in my ceiling timed oh-so-perfectly with the publication of an article in The Marshall Project written by an inmate sentenced for murder whose girlfriend’s body was found by hotel staff who noticed a leak coming through the ceiling of the Soho House. This inmate happens to be a character in my currently-being-queried novel, “Almost Rapist”. It’s like, even from jail, people are still getting better w...
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Episode 120: Two Boys One Name Episode Three-Mugshot

January 29, 2024 • 55 mins
Friends, this one has taken a while to process. I think an operative was employed in my workplace to stage an incident in order to try and get me to publicly confuse him with an online mugshot sharing the same name. Or he was the actual guy in the mugshot curated to work alongside me in an attempt to put me in danger. Some great options for me.
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