December 15, 2022 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, what's up now? Tune into fuck It.
Let's talk about it with Johann X. I just had
to breathe like for five seconds, like before I got
on here and get my voice ready. Yeah, a new
episode December. This is a little weird because yesterday I
(00:22):
was doing this episode, I didn't have nothing to drink.
I was like drinking like an I p A. I
did half the episode yesterday and halfway through I was like,
I ain't feeling it. I was like upset. I was like,
I don't feel like doing this right now. It's not
coming out how I want it. I'm not it doesn't
sound good. So I just stopped. I said I'm gonna
(00:45):
come back the next day. And today is the next day.
Instead of drinking a fucking IPA, I got, I'm drinking
vodka and it's it's sky Voka, but it's sky Voka
is from the Bay Area, So I'm supporting. I'm supporting
(01:06):
the babe man. Yeah. See, this is a lot better.
I feel a lot better. Yesterday I just smoked and
drunk a beer and I was on here like, hey, yall,
so you know today we're gonna do like it didn't
feel good so back on here today. This episode don't
have any interviews, is just pretty much me just talking
about some random shit. Gonna talk about a story. My
(01:28):
little Thanksgiving trip down to LA was something I really needed. Yees.
I mean nothing, nothing really big. Today, We're gonna go over.
It's gonna talk about my stories. I got this thing
in my mind like when I write my notes, like
I told you, I could be driving, I could be
somewhere and nowhere, just like some of my mind come
and I'm gonna talk about that and it's putting my
(01:49):
notes so like, but then when I'm thinking about it,
it'll be like, Okay, I said this, and then in
my mind I got all these thoughts. But then my
notes is just that one little liner there. So it's
a lot of different one of those today. But yeah,
thank you for tuning to fuck it. Let's talk about
with Johann X. Make sure y'all subscribe, share my stories,
follow me on Instagram. Out here talk with Johann. But yeah,
(02:11):
we're gonna dive into y'all. And these past two days
has been crazy trying to do this podcast. I was
just recording it right now. Seven minutes of straight talking
some shit. I really fell off the top too, and
my laptop was in charging and it fucking stopped and
(02:33):
it didn't save. Oh my god. It's just like, I
don't know how irritating it is because the ship I
was talking about now I'm gonna try repeat it. I
was like going here to do it again. I don't know.
Fuck that. That shit pissed me off. Yeah, so I'm
gonna try to get back to myself. Let me take
a little sip of the Sky vodka made in San Francisco.
Shout out Sky, give me a sponsor. Yeah. Yeah, So
(03:02):
the first thing I was going to talk about is
kind of ties in like mental health. Shit. I'm just
pissed off because the shit I had was like perfect.
But yeah, I was want to talk about DJ Twitch
about like what went on and how this ties into
what I was going to talk about trusting. Just only
(03:24):
a little serious part. So if you don't want to
hear this, fast forward about four minutes to skip this part.
But it's gonna be a little serious. My podcast usually
ain't serious, but yeah, so I'm just thinking about it
with him. I don't I'm trying to add more current
events and stuff into my podcast, where I'm talking about
(03:44):
newer things. The reason why I don't do that because
I don't like to share my opinion and people get
like some type of weird perspective for me or if
I say something. So when it comes to this, that's
Zoo Loom in the back, look at himself. I gotta
find somebody to lightening up all the time. But so
this this man, a lot of people know him from
(04:05):
the movies he was in. I know him from The
Ellen Show and doing TikTok so, his wife dancing and shit.
Especially if I hang out with girls, I see girls
watching this shit all the time. So that's how I
kind of know him too. So you see him and
I'm trying to repeat everything I was saying earlier because
(04:25):
I got fucking irritated my laptop stop. But his wife,
I guess, calls the police because his car is still
there and he's gone. And I was telling a girl
this the story, and she was like, why she fucking
go to the cops first, when just because his car gone,
he could have been cheating. And I'm like, damn, that's
where your mind go. And y'all know me. Whatever I
(04:46):
talk about, I had my opinion. I ain't gon see
no stupid shit. But I'm I'm gonna talk how I
want to talk about it, you know what I mean.
But so I guess he goes to a hotel or
whatever and kills himself. A lot of people can understand
and then to be like, Wow, this man looks like
he had a successful life. He was on the oiling show,
he's doing this. He had beautiful kids, he had a wife,
(05:06):
he had financially stable, which a lot of people don't understand.
Just because you financially stable don't mean you happy. I
mean I came up from nothing and got the money
I wanted, multiple houses, and you can feel something still missing.
So I mean like, yeah, money is lovely. I love money.
I fucking make money so and I never stopped. But
(05:31):
the thing about it is you can get the money
and not be happy. You can get the money and
something else going on in your life, you know what
I'm saying. So that shit don't mean everything. And the
reason I'm just bringing up that story is just because
it tells into what I'm gonna talk about as a
man myself, as a black man, or just as a
man whatever, don't matter what the race, I don't want
to make you racial when it comes to and I'm
(05:52):
not downplaying any women's mental health issue. I'm just talking
about men right now because this is when I'm on
the subject. Come on, It's hard for us to come
out and talk and say what's hurting whatever, cause women
will be like, oh you pussy, yes, nigga, Oh man up,
man man up, be a man. But you know, or
(06:13):
some guys think that in ain't mine. They think if
they talk to a woman about what's going on, that's
what's gonna happen. Like I know, with me, like everything
I got in my life, I made it. I took
care of myself. But now responsibility fault on me with
taking care of my pops or something. I like, that's
what I like to do. I make sure he's okay,
took care of me. Something to do that no matter
(06:34):
what's going on. I can have twenty bitches want me
to come fly out and go do something with them,
and all to myself. Had something wrong to my pops
or somewhere wrong that's close to that mean something to me?
I ain't going. It's not that important, you know what
I mean? My bad? I ain't me talking into my
camera right I did this podcast earlier yesterday. Now I'm
(06:55):
doing it today and I'm getting drunk ready. But yeah,
just as a man, it's hard for us to express
our feelings. You don't want to tell a woman that
a lot of us hold up stuff. I don't cry
that much. I think I cried this year for like
the first time and in years, you know. And then
(07:15):
when I did cry, I like to ask myself why,
and it was because a lot of shit that had
pent up to me. Like so like if I'm with
a woman, or like in the past when I was
younger and shit was responsible for my money, if I
had an issue and that a woman stayed with me,
or are like paying bills and I'm paying bills, I
wouldn't let them know if I was a daily on
(07:36):
it or something for his little past due, because I
want them to worry. I'm gonna hold all that in.
I'm holding it in for rent or whatever how I
was making the money where it's going on, I'm gonna
take responsibility, you know. If we got a business together,
I want to make sure that I'm running at the
best of the best I can to make sure I'm
taking care of whatever I got that's just who I am.
But then as a man, sometimes when you're doing it
like that, if it ain't working out, that she can
(07:58):
bear that. She can like like a monkey in your
back because you don't know what to talk to you,
she goes to your woman. I mean sometimes I used
to talk to my boys and it ain't like we say, man,
I love you. It's like I fuck with your gulz.
But then it's like, I mean like even if I
hugged my boy, it's like, man, it was little my
nigga's like a kind of handshake and hugged like you know, guy,
(08:20):
we got different type of codes and shit we'd be doing.
And it goes for anybody, lesbian, transsexual women, men of
all kinds. It's hard to express things whatever you got.
But just when it goes back to the DJ Twitsch thing,
it's just it's sad because as a black man like
I used to be very very very very very insensitive
(08:44):
to suicidal and bad thoughts until I got older and
I got money. Then I thought, before I didn't have money,
that's what I wanted, And then I got the money.
I'm like, wait, I do love righting around these vets.
I do love this big house, little getting to do
what I want to do, but something's missing. I got
these other issues, you know what I'm saying. So and
(09:06):
then like OA talking of that like he wants to
win the lotto, he went two hundred million. That shit
can bring out a lot of shit out of you
that you don't know, habits that you didn't even know
you had. Now you got the money and now you
got them, you know what I'm saying. So I just
wanted to shit a little like on that. My podcast
is not serious like this all the time. So but yeah, anyways,
thank you for tuning to the fucking le's talk about
(09:28):
johann X. I wanted to keep this podcast rolling, but
since I fucked up earlier, I'm going to pause this
and I wanna save that, all right, all right, y'all,
so we're gonna rade this one now. We're gonna finish
this out, no stops, no breaks. Take your sip with
a vodka. Make sure y'all subscribe. Follow me on Instagram
(09:51):
talk with Jahan for the podcast. I like to be
able to talk to y'all, So you haven't give me
ideas for the podcast and ship that you want me
to bring up I have a lot of different range
the people that listen to this podcast, which amaz it
is me and it makes me happy. And that's the
reason I do it, because people actually appreciate it. That's
the only reason I do it. If you don't appreciate,
(10:12):
I want to do it like I do music. I
don't seem to get that much love in my music,
so I guess peoplen't appreciate as much as they appreciate
this podcast. But yeah, the range, the variety of range
I have if people listen to this is from black men, trader, gay,
white women, older and young professionals that have jobs that
(10:37):
kind of if they knew they were, if the type
some of these people that listen to my podcast, the
professions that they are, they can't even be seen with me.
So that's like, you know, wide range, women, men, all
of all kinds and races that come from everywhere, from
the Wizard of our odds wherever. But I'm so glad
Zud is sleeping right now because he's not bothering me.
(10:58):
Usually you hear him in the background some dumb shit.
But he's cool now, so that's good. I'm just talking
just to be talking, I see. But all right, let's
get into it. Part of the next thing I wanted
to talk about is like since the girl I met
that was from China, when I meet new people, it's
(11:21):
an amazing thing for me. From where you're from, from
where you're at. I love different stories and different perspectives
on life from where people come from because it teaches
me so much and it amazes me. And especially if
it's a woman, it makes a sex better knowing who
you are and where you're from and how you look
at things. But yeah, I was just wondering, Like I
(11:44):
told you this thing to be like a lot of
one liner thoughts in this it was the first one
that I thought I was thinking about, like how sex
and other countries are, and it came because of the
woman I was talking to from China. And this woman
is actually amazing. I can danel gonna say I am
most love her. Yeah, I can say, yeah, I can
say that I'm target for two years. She's a little
(12:05):
bad And you know who knows, especially what I do
for a living. So when I accept it, anybody accept
what I do for a living, that's high on my
radar because maybe you can send me for what I
do now you can look at me for who I
really am. So that's just perfect for me. But you
have to think about it in other countries, how sexiest,
like I'm thinking in America, like I like to I
(12:28):
walk past couples and shit, I'm like, damn, I want
to how they sexiest? I do that. I will watch.
There's a couple out here listening my podcast, and y'all
know who I am. If y'all want me to just watch,
I'll come watch. I'm that type of person. This is
no judgment just on on here. Judgment ain't sexy. If
you listen to my podcast, you know that. Let me
try to stay close to us. Mike, I'm getting a
little tipsy, and after I finish this podcast, I'm gonna
(12:53):
go walk my dog tipsy. But yeah, I just think
about because like she's she's in Hong Kong, and I
know there's niggas out there too, but ain't niggas like
from here, you know what I mean. I can just
imagine even if it's a nigga from out there, if
that's from here, he probably selling dreams, lying stories some
(13:13):
about how he was whatever he was in America. But
he's probably out there cause his dad was based in
a base and shit like that. But anyways, I just
think about it, like, man, she's not gonna be able
to go back to China and get what I just
gave her, Like now, I ain't even no booty shit
(13:34):
or I'm trying to be overconfident in or cocky and
all that shit. She ain't gonna get when I gave
her out there, and she ain't gonna get the a
mid level nigga that's from out here out there. You know,
I just be thinking, like, damn wher how it is
in Sweeden and shit like they're thinking to get in
the best and all that. Don't get me wrong, I'm
pretty sure some countries we know how to fuck out there,
(13:55):
Like I'm pretty sure like Brazil. I would love to
go to Brazil. I got a dream of going to
Thailand and like Indonesia, and shit just got like Asian women.
And here's what I said, like Asian women like to
say after I like all women. I hate that. I
gotta put a disclaimer on that. Some of ucks be
talking about you got an Asian fan as like no me,
(14:15):
me me, and I like all women. You know it
ain't I don't care what walk of life you're from
or whatever. I love all types and I didn't had
all types of women. I done had women from Fiji,
Iver had like I'm just talking about from China, South America, Puerta.
(14:37):
If anybody y'all ever seen the double take is with
Eddie Griffin and Orlando Jones or whole side his name
black dude, fuck, I think it is. I hate to
be wrong when I'm on the podcast because somebody could
talk shit. I think Orlando Jones or something like that. Dude,
I played Juanna Man? Wait is it? Fuck? No? Wait now,
(15:00):
way off? Wow, let me backtrack. I know who Jamana
man is. I want you. I think I'm retarded. It's
about to dude. That was like evolution and shit like that.
Landa Jones whatever his name is. Yeah, Kimberly, I just
fucked that up. I hate doing that because people be
acting weird and shit. They ran the comments like why
(15:21):
did you say that name? You're meant to say this?
All that silly shit. But anyways, I mean, I'm gonna
move on. I'm gonna move on from that one one second.
I fucking love how real my podcast is. Like I'm
all here with my topics I'll leave it like that.
I keep rocking with him, so we're gonna end this
(15:43):
off in a little bit. I'm at the fifteen sixteen
minute mark when I'm all here by myself. I try
to keep them short because I wanted to bore y'all
just with just me talking for thirty minutes and shit.
But one more story I'm gonna share is hell of funny.
When I used to live in Vegas, I'm gonna drag
the story. I'll make it long. We're gonna finish on
this one. So in Vegas because now I live in
(16:06):
the Bay Area, so my Vegas life. I can wake up,
go out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Oh, you
wanna go out Sunday, come to this day party like
as so many different shits you can do in Vegas,
and I'll be at the I can wake up at ten. Oh,
it's football on today Sunday. All right, let me go
to the sea. Let's go see the palace. Let me
(16:26):
get a beer, bet on the game. Watch the game.
State there. It's about two. Oh shit, let me go gamble.
Head back home. I'm still lit. I can go back
out later doing that shit for three years. You know
what I'm saying, Like I lived it out there. I
ain't go out there to be I ain't go out
there and retired like I'm some old motherfuckers like I
lived it. So then come back to the Bay Area.
(16:48):
It's way different. I can't just go get up at
ten a m. And go drink somewhere. I can't walk
around with no bottle in my hand. Out here, we
spontsying open twenty four to seven. I'm not getting pussy
from International League in the Bay Area like it was.
But what I'm saying is just my life. Like so
(17:09):
if I wanna go out, I gotta get ready, I
gotta hop in a car, I gotta go to San Francisco,
go to bars and all that type of shit. Like
the night life is different. It's farther away Vegas. You're
living in the night life no matter what. You know
what I'm saying. So there's this one little chick I
think I met off of Tender. She's amazed Sunara remain anonymous.
(17:31):
She just had a baby. But that has nothing to
do with the story. Land Chick beautiful. Like I'm saying,
when you're in Vegas, you meet people from different places.
I think she came from somewhere back East coast. I'm
not gonna say where she's from, but yeah, she came
back somewhere from from the East coast. She wanted to
(17:52):
hang out, and I'm like, yeah, I'm coming back from
LA right now. We can hang out. We're supposed to
go to and she listened to my podcast You're gonna
know place in town Square in Vegas where Blue Martini
is is, BJ's thing is called Vj's. It was really busy.
So we went back to the car smoked, and she
was like, what do you want to do? And I
(18:12):
was like, well, I mean, you can come back to
my house if you if you if you're down and shit.
So she followed me. I'm slapping music in the car
on the way, like yeah, I know it's about to
go down. It's going down. So I'm like, yeah, i
know it's about to go down. She's come back to
my big gass house. Were chilling, you know that. You
(18:32):
just gonna say a big gass house like that like
goes back to mental health shit, that big gas house.
That make me happy. Just let y'all know. So, I mean,
I was happy, but saying a big house. Don't make
you happy anyway. So I know that guy's land chick
coming over to my house. Oh actually, let me rewind
a little bit. So before we were texting and shit,
before I met up with her, I'm just like, I
(18:53):
know I'm gonna get this and my mind. This is
how crazy it is. Motherfuckers. If you judge me, don't
listen to my podcast. So I'm looking at the land
chick I'm talking to, she says, and I'm like, you
know what, I want to go watch some land porn
because I want to see what it looks like to
be in it. I do that, Like whatever girl i'm
talking to at the moment, or I'm about to, like,
can possibly have some type of relationship with or sexual
(19:14):
zules up now or anything I can do. That's what
I do. I'm like, I go watch the type of
porn there. What they are. She's black, she's Asian, she's white,
Hispanic or whatever she is. So I did that and
she comes to my house. We're chilling, go to project
her home. That's what I have for my screen. Got
it to who locked up in the crate. He was young,
so he wasn't no bother. I'm eating her out, and
(19:39):
then she wants to like get like sit on my face.
So I'm like, all right, some eating her out or
she's sitting on my face and she's sliding her ass
down more, and I'm like, okay, I like to eat ass.
I don't know if she's about it like that, but
she's so really sliding down like she is, So she
slid down and kept doing the more. Sorry, So I'm
talking to keeping her butt now and she's like riding
(20:01):
my face like hold my tongue, like and if all
the dudes out there know, if you eat pussy good
and you eat it long enough, what happens the next day?
I'm leaving a gap in here because y'all can, like
ask somebody if a guy eats pussy good enough and
eats it long enough or eating eat ass or whatever,
(20:22):
what happens the next day? Dude, dude, dude, your tongue
will be sore. That's what happens. Like I'll be waking
up the next day like fuck, my tongue is so sore.
I'm like, damn, I forgot I was eating up for
like you her pussy for like an hour last night. Shit,
(20:45):
that's what happens though. Yeah, my story went somewhere else.
But she was bad as fuck. I think we hung
out again. It's like in a two month span, and
she would just text me like I want you to
eat my pussy and should be out club and shit,
I'm like that type of shit. You text me that,
you out, you text me there. I'm like you in
the club with all them niggas and shit like that,
and you you're gonna text me that. Yeah, I love
(21:06):
that little nasty ship. Yeah, I love that. Come come
over here, come here. Yeah, I'm gonna leave it off
on that. It's crazy. I do these podcasts, I get
drunk on here, and then I get out the podcasts
and I'm done and I sit around the fucking house. Okay,
I got drunk now for for this, just for for
thirty minutes of time. But like I said, I probably
go walk Zulu. This episode is ridiculous. I'm not even
(21:30):
gonna listen back to him. Just gonnadd the music in
it too, so y'all can viye with it. Thank you
for tuning in to fuck it that's talk about with
johann X. Please make sure y'all subscribe. Send me comments
for which I'm gonna talk to you through the email
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with Johan. Merry Christmas. Because it's probably the last episode. Shit,
(21:52):
it's probably the last episode of the here. I might
do one right before New Year's but everyone gets your
New Year's shit. Ready, work out and be healthy, have seck,
make love, have love, be loved. Yeah, that's about it.
I love y'all. Keep vibing. I guess so happy when
I know y'all fuck with my podcast. That's the only
reason I do it. I'm telling y'all, so keep rocking
(22:14):
with me. Have a good one.
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, what's up now? Tune into fuck It.
Let's talk about it with Johann X. I just had
to breathe like for five seconds, like before I got
on here and get my voice ready. Yeah, a new
episode December. This is a little weird because yesterday I
(00:22):
was doing this episode, I didn't have nothing to drink.
I was like drinking like an I p A. I
did half the episode yesterday and halfway through I was like,
I ain't feeling it. I was like upset. I was like,
I don't feel like doing this right now. It's not
coming out how I want it. I'm not it doesn't
sound good. So I just stopped. I said I'm gonna
(00:45):
come back the next day. And today is the next day.
Instead of drinking a fucking IPA, I got, I'm drinking
vodka and it's it's sky Voka, but it's sky Voka
is from the Bay Area, So I'm supporting. I'm supporting
(01:06):
the babe man. Yeah. See, this is a lot better.
I feel a lot better. Yesterday I just smoked and
drunk a beer and I was on here like, hey, yall,
so you know today we're gonna do like it didn't
feel good so back on here today. This episode don't
have any interviews, is just pretty much me just talking
about some random shit. Gonna talk about a story. My
(01:28):
little Thanksgiving trip down to LA was something I really needed. Yees.
I mean nothing, nothing really big. Today, We're gonna go over.
It's gonna talk about my stories. I got this thing
in my mind like when I write my notes, like
I told you, I could be driving, I could be
somewhere and nowhere, just like some of my mind come
and I'm gonna talk about that and it's putting my
(01:49):
notes so like, but then when I'm thinking about it,
it'll be like, Okay, I said this, and then in
my mind I got all these thoughts. But then my
notes is just that one little liner there. So it's
a lot of different one of those today. But yeah,
thank you for tuning to fuck it. Let's talk about
with Johann X. Make sure y'all subscribe, share my stories,
follow me on Instagram. Out here talk with Johann. But yeah,
(02:11):
we're gonna dive into y'all. And these past two days
has been crazy trying to do this podcast. I was
just recording it right now. Seven minutes of straight talking
some shit. I really fell off the top too, and
my laptop was in charging and it fucking stopped and
(02:33):
it didn't save. Oh my god. It's just like, I
don't know how irritating it is because the ship I
was talking about now I'm gonna try repeat it. I
was like going here to do it again. I don't know.
Fuck that. That shit pissed me off. Yeah, so I'm
gonna try to get back to myself. Let me take
a little sip of the Sky vodka made in San Francisco.
Shout out Sky, give me a sponsor. Yeah. Yeah, So
(03:02):
the first thing I was going to talk about is
kind of ties in like mental health. Shit. I'm just
pissed off because the shit I had was like perfect.
But yeah, I was want to talk about DJ Twitch
about like what went on and how this ties into
what I was going to talk about trusting. Just only
(03:24):
a little serious part. So if you don't want to
hear this, fast forward about four minutes to skip this part.
But it's gonna be a little serious. My podcast usually
ain't serious, but yeah, so I'm just thinking about it
with him. I don't I'm trying to add more current
events and stuff into my podcast, where I'm talking about
(03:44):
newer things. The reason why I don't do that because
I don't like to share my opinion and people get
like some type of weird perspective for me or if
I say something. So when it comes to this, that's
Zoo Loom in the back, look at himself. I gotta
find somebody to lightening up all the time. But so
this this man, a lot of people know him from
(04:05):
the movies he was in. I know him from The
Ellen Show and doing TikTok so, his wife dancing and shit.
Especially if I hang out with girls, I see girls
watching this shit all the time. So that's how I
kind of know him too. So you see him and
I'm trying to repeat everything I was saying earlier because
(04:25):
I got fucking irritated my laptop stop. But his wife,
I guess, calls the police because his car is still
there and he's gone. And I was telling a girl
this the story, and she was like, why she fucking
go to the cops first, when just because his car gone,
he could have been cheating. And I'm like, damn, that's
where your mind go. And y'all know me. Whatever I
(04:46):
talk about, I had my opinion. I ain't gon see
no stupid shit. But I'm I'm gonna talk how I
want to talk about it, you know what I mean.
But so I guess he goes to a hotel or
whatever and kills himself. A lot of people can understand
and then to be like, Wow, this man looks like
he had a successful life. He was on the oiling show,
he's doing this. He had beautiful kids, he had a wife,
(05:06):
he had financially stable, which a lot of people don't understand.
Just because you financially stable don't mean you happy. I
mean I came up from nothing and got the money
I wanted, multiple houses, and you can feel something still missing.
So I mean like, yeah, money is lovely. I love money.
I fucking make money so and I never stopped. But
(05:31):
the thing about it is you can get the money
and not be happy. You can get the money and
something else going on in your life, you know what
I'm saying. So that shit don't mean everything. And the
reason I'm just bringing up that story is just because
it tells into what I'm gonna talk about as a
man myself, as a black man, or just as a
man whatever, don't matter what the race, I don't want
to make you racial when it comes to and I'm
(05:52):
not downplaying any women's mental health issue. I'm just talking
about men right now because this is when I'm on
the subject. Come on, It's hard for us to come
out and talk and say what's hurting whatever, cause women
will be like, oh you pussy, yes, nigga, Oh man up,
man man up, be a man. But you know, or
(06:13):
some guys think that in ain't mine. They think if
they talk to a woman about what's going on, that's
what's gonna happen. Like I know, with me, like everything
I got in my life, I made it. I took
care of myself. But now responsibility fault on me with
taking care of my pops or something. I like, that's
what I like to do. I make sure he's okay,
took care of me. Something to do that no matter
(06:34):
what's going on. I can have twenty bitches want me
to come fly out and go do something with them,
and all to myself. Had something wrong to my pops
or somewhere wrong that's close to that mean something to me?
I ain't going. It's not that important, you know what
I mean? My bad? I ain't me talking into my
camera right I did this podcast earlier yesterday. Now I'm
(06:55):
doing it today and I'm getting drunk ready. But yeah,
just as a man, it's hard for us to express
our feelings. You don't want to tell a woman that
a lot of us hold up stuff. I don't cry
that much. I think I cried this year for like
the first time and in years, you know. And then
(07:15):
when I did cry, I like to ask myself why,
and it was because a lot of shit that had
pent up to me. Like so like if I'm with
a woman, or like in the past when I was
younger and shit was responsible for my money, if I
had an issue and that a woman stayed with me,
or are like paying bills and I'm paying bills, I
wouldn't let them know if I was a daily on
(07:36):
it or something for his little past due, because I
want them to worry. I'm gonna hold all that in.
I'm holding it in for rent or whatever how I
was making the money where it's going on, I'm gonna
take responsibility, you know. If we got a business together,
I want to make sure that I'm running at the
best of the best I can to make sure I'm
taking care of whatever I got that's just who I am.
But then as a man, sometimes when you're doing it
like that, if it ain't working out, that she can
(07:58):
bear that. She can like like a monkey in your
back because you don't know what to talk to you,
she goes to your woman. I mean sometimes I used
to talk to my boys and it ain't like we say, man,
I love you. It's like I fuck with your gulz.
But then it's like, I mean like even if I
hugged my boy, it's like, man, it was little my
nigga's like a kind of handshake and hugged like you know, guy,
(08:20):
we got different type of codes and shit we'd be doing.
And it goes for anybody, lesbian, transsexual women, men of
all kinds. It's hard to express things whatever you got.
But just when it goes back to the DJ Twitsch thing,
it's just it's sad because as a black man like
I used to be very very very very very insensitive
(08:44):
to suicidal and bad thoughts until I got older and
I got money. Then I thought, before I didn't have money,
that's what I wanted, And then I got the money.
I'm like, wait, I do love righting around these vets.
I do love this big house, little getting to do
what I want to do, but something's missing. I got
these other issues, you know what I'm saying. So and
(09:06):
then like OA talking of that like he wants to
win the lotto, he went two hundred million. That shit
can bring out a lot of shit out of you
that you don't know, habits that you didn't even know
you had. Now you got the money and now you
got them, you know what I'm saying. So I just
wanted to shit a little like on that. My podcast
is not serious like this all the time. So but yeah, anyways,
thank you for tuning to the fucking le's talk about
(09:28):
johann X. I wanted to keep this podcast rolling, but
since I fucked up earlier, I'm going to pause this
and I wanna save that, all right, all right, y'all,
so we're gonna rade this one now. We're gonna finish
this out, no stops, no breaks. Take your sip with
a vodka. Make sure y'all subscribe. Follow me on Instagram
(09:51):
talk with Jahan for the podcast. I like to be
able to talk to y'all, So you haven't give me
ideas for the podcast and ship that you want me
to bring up I have a lot of different range
the people that listen to this podcast, which amaz it
is me and it makes me happy. And that's the
reason I do it, because people actually appreciate it. That's
the only reason I do it. If you don't appreciate,
(10:12):
I want to do it like I do music. I
don't seem to get that much love in my music,
so I guess peoplen't appreciate as much as they appreciate
this podcast. But yeah, the range, the variety of range
I have if people listen to this is from black men, trader, gay,
white women, older and young professionals that have jobs that
(10:37):
kind of if they knew they were, if the type
some of these people that listen to my podcast, the
professions that they are, they can't even be seen with me.
So that's like, you know, wide range, women, men, all
of all kinds and races that come from everywhere, from
the Wizard of our odds wherever. But I'm so glad
Zud is sleeping right now because he's not bothering me.
(10:58):
Usually you hear him in the background some dumb shit.
But he's cool now, so that's good. I'm just talking
just to be talking, I see. But all right, let's
get into it. Part of the next thing I wanted
to talk about is like since the girl I met
that was from China, when I meet new people, it's
(11:21):
an amazing thing for me. From where you're from, from
where you're at. I love different stories and different perspectives
on life from where people come from because it teaches
me so much and it amazes me. And especially if
it's a woman, it makes a sex better knowing who
you are and where you're from and how you look
at things. But yeah, I was just wondering, Like I
(11:44):
told you this thing to be like a lot of
one liner thoughts in this it was the first one
that I thought I was thinking about, like how sex
and other countries are, and it came because of the
woman I was talking to from China. And this woman
is actually amazing. I can danel gonna say I am
most love her. Yeah, I can say, yeah, I can
say that I'm target for two years. She's a little
(12:05):
bad And you know who knows, especially what I do
for a living. So when I accept it, anybody accept
what I do for a living, that's high on my
radar because maybe you can send me for what I
do now you can look at me for who I
really am. So that's just perfect for me. But you
have to think about it in other countries, how sexiest,
like I'm thinking in America, like I like to I
(12:28):
walk past couples and shit, I'm like, damn, I want
to how they sexiest? I do that. I will watch.
There's a couple out here listening my podcast, and y'all
know who I am. If y'all want me to just watch,
I'll come watch. I'm that type of person. This is
no judgment just on on here. Judgment ain't sexy. If
you listen to my podcast, you know that. Let me
try to stay close to us. Mike, I'm getting a
little tipsy, and after I finish this podcast, I'm gonna
(12:53):
go walk my dog tipsy. But yeah, I just think
about because like she's she's in Hong Kong, and I
know there's niggas out there too, but ain't niggas like
from here, you know what I mean. I can just
imagine even if it's a nigga from out there, if
that's from here, he probably selling dreams, lying stories some
(13:13):
about how he was whatever he was in America. But
he's probably out there cause his dad was based in
a base and shit like that. But anyways, I just
think about it, like, man, she's not gonna be able
to go back to China and get what I just
gave her, Like now, I ain't even no booty shit
(13:34):
or I'm trying to be overconfident in or cocky and
all that shit. She ain't gonna get when I gave
her out there, and she ain't gonna get the a
mid level nigga that's from out here out there. You know,
I just be thinking, like, damn wher how it is
in Sweeden and shit like they're thinking to get in
the best and all that. Don't get me wrong, I'm
pretty sure some countries we know how to fuck out there,
(13:55):
Like I'm pretty sure like Brazil. I would love to
go to Brazil. I got a dream of going to
Thailand and like Indonesia, and shit just got like Asian women.
And here's what I said, like Asian women like to
say after I like all women. I hate that. I
gotta put a disclaimer on that. Some of ucks be
talking about you got an Asian fan as like no me,
(14:15):
me me, and I like all women. You know it
ain't I don't care what walk of life you're from
or whatever. I love all types and I didn't had
all types of women. I done had women from Fiji,
Iver had like I'm just talking about from China, South America, Puerta.
(14:37):
If anybody y'all ever seen the double take is with
Eddie Griffin and Orlando Jones or whole side his name
black dude, fuck, I think it is. I hate to
be wrong when I'm on the podcast because somebody could
talk shit. I think Orlando Jones or something like that. Dude,
I played Juanna Man? Wait is it? Fuck? No? Wait now,
(15:00):
way off? Wow, let me backtrack. I know who Jamana
man is. I want you. I think I'm retarded. It's
about to dude. That was like evolution and shit like that.
Landa Jones whatever his name is. Yeah, Kimberly, I just
fucked that up. I hate doing that because people be
acting weird and shit. They ran the comments like why
(15:21):
did you say that name? You're meant to say this?
All that silly shit. But anyways, I mean, I'm gonna
move on. I'm gonna move on from that one one second.
I fucking love how real my podcast is. Like I'm
all here with my topics I'll leave it like that.
I keep rocking with him, so we're gonna end this
(15:43):
off in a little bit. I'm at the fifteen sixteen
minute mark when I'm all here by myself. I try
to keep them short because I wanted to bore y'all
just with just me talking for thirty minutes and shit.
But one more story I'm gonna share is hell of funny.
When I used to live in Vegas, I'm gonna drag
the story. I'll make it long. We're gonna finish on
this one. So in Vegas because now I live in
(16:06):
the Bay Area, so my Vegas life. I can wake up,
go out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Oh, you
wanna go out Sunday, come to this day party like
as so many different shits you can do in Vegas,
and I'll be at the I can wake up at ten. Oh,
it's football on today Sunday. All right, let me go
to the sea. Let's go see the palace. Let me
(16:26):
get a beer, bet on the game. Watch the game.
State there. It's about two. Oh shit, let me go gamble.
Head back home. I'm still lit. I can go back
out later doing that shit for three years. You know
what I'm saying, Like I lived it out there. I
ain't go out there to be I ain't go out
there and retired like I'm some old motherfuckers like I
lived it. So then come back to the Bay Area.
(16:48):
It's way different. I can't just go get up at
ten a m. And go drink somewhere. I can't walk
around with no bottle in my hand. Out here, we
spontsying open twenty four to seven. I'm not getting pussy
from International League in the Bay Area like it was.
But what I'm saying is just my life. Like so
(17:09):
if I wanna go out, I gotta get ready, I
gotta hop in a car, I gotta go to San Francisco,
go to bars and all that type of shit. Like
the night life is different. It's farther away Vegas. You're
living in the night life no matter what. You know
what I'm saying. So there's this one little chick I
think I met off of Tender. She's amazed Sunara remain anonymous.
(17:31):
She just had a baby. But that has nothing to
do with the story. Land Chick beautiful. Like I'm saying,
when you're in Vegas, you meet people from different places.
I think she came from somewhere back East coast. I'm
not gonna say where she's from, but yeah, she came
back somewhere from from the East coast. She wanted to
(17:52):
hang out, and I'm like, yeah, I'm coming back from
LA right now. We can hang out. We're supposed to
go to and she listened to my podcast You're gonna
know place in town Square in Vegas where Blue Martini
is is, BJ's thing is called Vj's. It was really busy.
So we went back to the car smoked, and she
was like, what do you want to do? And I
(18:12):
was like, well, I mean, you can come back to
my house if you if you if you're down and shit.
So she followed me. I'm slapping music in the car
on the way, like yeah, I know it's about to
go down. It's going down. So I'm like, yeah, i
know it's about to go down. She's come back to
my big gass house. Were chilling, you know that. You
(18:32):
just gonna say a big gass house like that like
goes back to mental health shit, that big gas house.
That make me happy. Just let y'all know. So, I mean,
I was happy, but saying a big house. Don't make
you happy anyway. So I know that guy's land chick
coming over to my house. Oh actually, let me rewind
a little bit. So before we were texting and shit,
before I met up with her, I'm just like, I
(18:53):
know I'm gonna get this and my mind. This is
how crazy it is. Motherfuckers. If you judge me, don't
listen to my podcast. So I'm looking at the land
chick I'm talking to, she says, and I'm like, you
know what, I want to go watch some land porn
because I want to see what it looks like to
be in it. I do that, Like whatever girl i'm
talking to at the moment, or I'm about to, like,
can possibly have some type of relationship with or sexual
(19:14):
zules up now or anything I can do. That's what
I do. I'm like, I go watch the type of
porn there. What they are. She's black, she's Asian, she's white,
Hispanic or whatever she is. So I did that and
she comes to my house. We're chilling, go to project
her home. That's what I have for my screen. Got
it to who locked up in the crate. He was young,
so he wasn't no bother. I'm eating her out, and
(19:39):
then she wants to like get like sit on my face.
So I'm like, all right, some eating her out or
she's sitting on my face and she's sliding her ass
down more, and I'm like, okay, I like to eat ass.
I don't know if she's about it like that, but
she's so really sliding down like she is, So she
slid down and kept doing the more. Sorry, So I'm
talking to keeping her butt now and she's like riding
(20:01):
my face like hold my tongue, like and if all
the dudes out there know, if you eat pussy good
and you eat it long enough, what happens the next day?
I'm leaving a gap in here because y'all can, like
ask somebody if a guy eats pussy good enough and
eats it long enough or eating eat ass or whatever,
(20:22):
what happens the next day? Dude, dude, dude, your tongue
will be sore. That's what happens. Like I'll be waking
up the next day like fuck, my tongue is so sore.
I'm like, damn, I forgot I was eating up for
like you her pussy for like an hour last night. Shit,
(20:45):
that's what happens though. Yeah, my story went somewhere else.
But she was bad as fuck. I think we hung
out again. It's like in a two month span, and
she would just text me like I want you to
eat my pussy and should be out club and shit,
I'm like that type of shit. You text me that,
you out, you text me there. I'm like you in
the club with all them niggas and shit like that,
and you you're gonna text me that. Yeah, I love
(21:06):
that little nasty ship. Yeah, I love that. Come come
over here, come here. Yeah, I'm gonna leave it off
on that. It's crazy. I do these podcasts, I get
drunk on here, and then I get out the podcasts
and I'm done and I sit around the fucking house. Okay,
I got drunk now for for this, just for for
thirty minutes of time. But like I said, I probably
go walk Zulu. This episode is ridiculous. I'm not even
(21:30):
gonna listen back to him. Just gonnadd the music in
it too, so y'all can viye with it. Thank you
for tuning in to fuck it that's talk about with
johann X. Please make sure y'all subscribe. Send me comments
for which I'm gonna talk to you through the email
the description on here. Follow me on Instagram. Let's talk
with Johan. Merry Christmas. Because it's probably the last episode. Shit,
(21:52):
it's probably the last episode of the here. I might
do one right before New Year's but everyone gets your
New Year's shit. Ready, work out and be healthy, have seck,
make love, have love, be loved. Yeah, that's about it.
I love y'all. Keep vibing. I guess so happy when
I know y'all fuck with my podcast. That's the only
reason I do it. I'm telling y'all, so keep rocking
(22:14):
with me. Have a good one.
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