Mmm She Got Thigh Power

First episode of august 2022
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up? What's up? Now? Tune into Fuckett's talking about
the Johann X. I think I got the perfect perfect
sound today. Check check check y'all hear me, y'all hear me?
All right, I'm lying from Oakland, downtown Oakland today. I
did two episodes what's that? Well shit last month? This

(00:23):
year's going by so fast. It was fucking just New
Year's and I was drunk on my kitchen floor. Didn't
we make it to the New Year's fucking countdown? I
was drunk passed out, I think probably like eleven thirty
or something. But yeah, back on topic. You know you
listen to it's Johan X going over some different things today.

(00:44):
No interview, it's just me on this one. Since I
did those two episodes, came out of the Gay Rowland,
took two weeks off and I'll tell you guys why.
But yeah, now I'm back. I'm gonna go over a
couple of little things. A lot of things I go
around here as stories that might have just happened, or
I'm talking to some girl or anything. So I got

(01:05):
stories like that, A quick little mental health thing. I'm
gonna talk about some of shit that I went through
was crazy for me. Never had that type of shit.
Probably use that towards the end since it's a little serious.
So and yeah, we don't get rolling. Just got back
from a cruise with my cousins. I haven't had I know,
you guys see me like traveling and all that, but

(01:26):
I haven't had a real vacation in like years. I know,
I've been going back forward to Vegas, La and all
that shit, but this was a real vacation. I could
use my phone for like four days, and I came
back a better person. This shit was so fun. Went
to Mexico, and shit was it was crazy. If you
never heard of papuas and beers, if you're heard going vacation,

(01:48):
that shit is crazy. That shit is I loved it. It
was fun. So yeah, we're gonna get dive into this shit.
You know you listening to see Actually, I forgot to
say to him, I'm drinking tequila right now, So that's
why I'm kind of little buzzed already. I'm feeling good.
I know it's only Tuesday, but fuck it. We live
like I live, and you got life like I got.
This is work. Let's do it. You know, I think

(02:10):
I'm living like a little kind of sick right now
because I've already doing this podcast with tequila out of
a vitamin water bottle straight no chaser. All right, So
I'm gonna dive into it first. I'm gonna dive into
this story. And it kind of made me mad. This

(02:32):
she always makes me mad. It really pisses me off
any time I have to talk about this or I
have to defend myself on it. So this I got bumble.
I have hinge. I have tender when my life and
what I do shout out tender still waiting for that
sponsor on this podcast when I have those apps. I

(02:53):
mean my life what I do is you know, I
meet girls for a living. I mean some girls that
I meet. It's not to do videos with some girls
know me, wanted to have some private fun Like damn,
I seen this videos and want that's gonna be that's
meet up. Nope, none of her friends, no, nobody knows,
No one judges her. She knows. She's not gonnaet judge
me for me because what I do, So I do
shit like that. Some girls still want to be with me.

(03:18):
And that's another topic too about girls always ask me
how can you be in How can someone be with
you knowing what you do and do all that. Well,
it's a lot of people in porn, a lot of
people I like porn, So it takes a certain person
to be with a person like me. But I always
tell them like, I'll make sure, I'll put you first
and whatever I do. So that's you know. But so
songing to just Girl and Bumble, twenty one year old

(03:40):
Asian chick. I don't know if she listened to my podcast,
but I'm sorry. I just had to share the story
because I'm tired of this's happening to me. So this
young chick, she's telling me, oh yeah, I got I
got rules because all the guys I fucked with do
them how to satisfy me? They week, So if we're

(04:01):
gonna hang out, it has to be on my terms
on how I want things to go. This is how
I want you to do this, do that, fuck like this,
and do this. And I'm like young girl, little young girl.
I got to take a step on that. I'm like
a little young girl or as all, I'm a girl. Man.

(04:21):
Besides being important for sixty years, I know how to
treat a woman, and I don't think her all that
talk came from her trying to get at me, but
it came from all the little weak niggas she fucked with.
I mean, she's twenty one, so I'm pretty sure she
get week niggas. But a lot of guys out there
they want a lazy dog a girl. I don't know
if girls are the women that's listening to this podcast,

(04:43):
know what lazy dog is. It's pretty much the guy
tells you to turn over on your side. He puts
it in and he just gets his shrokes and then
he nut or whatever. When I do it, you're gonna
leave this hotel room, or I'm gonna leave your house,
or you're gonna leave my house feeling completely satisfied. Know,
you just have the bestick of your life. So when
I do it, I don't. I don't play and a nothing.

(05:04):
I have a reputation I have to uphold because they
see me in videos like damn, look at him. Oh
my god, I want that. So I can't be over
here lazy dunking girls doing you know, weak shit. So
but so these girls telling me all this, I'm like,
look listen, I'm telling her to spill. But I just
said I do this, I do that, I know how
to treat a woman, blah blah blah blah blah. And

(05:25):
she's like, oh my god. I never had no one
talk to me like that. But a lot all the
stories I get, and when I talk to girls and
I tell them what I do, I get that shit.
I get it all the time, and it just drives
me crazy that the shit happens to me all the time.
But I just wanted to share that story and she's listening.
Change that shit. I understand a lot of people have
bad experiences and all that, but I never put my

(05:47):
bad experience I had with one person onto the next person.
I never put my bad experiences with one person onto
the next person. I have to say that twice. So
any of women listening to this before you talk to me,
just know that, don't come to me with a set
of rules and all that. You fucking with a real one.

(06:07):
And I know what I'm doing next thing. So I
was just doing a shoot not too long ago. And
so my favorite positions, it's doggy style. My favorite position
doggy style and then cowgirl. But recently I've been starting
to get into reverse col girl, and I just love

(06:30):
the view, and shit looks amazing, especially when you got
a big days like me. It looks good. But then
it was funny because like the reason why I brought
this up, I mean, it's a quick little story. I
brought this up because I was fucking this girl, a
reverse cowgirl, and my dick popped out, and I'm just thinking, like, damn,

(06:52):
this position is for the elite. First of all, the
girl got to know what you're doing, gotta know how
to move, and you gotta have some good thigh power
or on her die power, that's what. That's a shit.
I'm fucking drinking this to keep out this water bottle,
and it's like, hintstuff, vitamin waterstone here. The best vitamin

(07:15):
water is the triple X one. So that we're fucking
it ain't mean up for debate, but yeah, so I
was just thinking, like my dick caught down. I was like, fuck,
the niggas with little dicks can't do this position unless
the girls was really sitting on him and not moving.
And I just thought that I was hilarious. Nothing big,
nothing too much. I just want to share that I

(07:35):
got some other stuff. I had a random little thought.
I was like, no, let your age teach you things.
I mean, I talked to women all different ages, you know,
older women, even women that are fifty down to twenty two.
I'm kind of changing my age range of women that

(07:57):
I talked to. I mean, I'm no, they're two years
old now, so I'm not trying to talk to eighteen
year old women and shit, unless I'm shooting, and that's
still for me. It kind of comes off a little weird.
But I mean, like people say she grown, she grown
your teen or like sugar free said man a chick
turned eighteen every day, But that's like a little too

(08:19):
young for me. I don't think I can I can
even be with a woman that young. But what I
was saying is like, let your age teach you things.
And what I mean by that is if you're twenty,
you're eighteen, be eighteen, please don't like girls always like
to tell me that they're young. I'll be like, oh yeah,
I'm cool. Don't know if I can talk to you,
they'd be like, shit, I'm I like older guys. I
usually talk to guys that's twenty eight. I'm like, oh

(08:40):
are you nineteen? And like but you like that? And
you know, I played professional basketball, played little basketball in
high school, fucked up, took two years after I was eighteen,
and got back into junior college when I turned twenty.
Then I started playing basketball and that's how I went
overseas and everything. But those two years that I took

(09:01):
off in between high school and getting back into college
with some of the best time like for me to
fuck up and learn. You know, you need that time
to learn. It ain't no resh to being older. It's
definitely not a resh to to seem like you're older
and social media and all that. Like if you're young
and be young, cause that's the time where you be
able to fuck up and learn from your mistakes and

(09:21):
do everything. And I think another thing too, people get mad.
Another thing, don't be mad about how old you are
if you're getting old, because I think the source of that.
While people get mad that they're getting older is because
the shit that they know now they wish they would
have had when they were younger. And you can't put
those together. That's just the way life is. Y cause
I'm thirty now, and if I knew some shit back

(09:43):
then that I know now, I mean, things will be different.
But a lot of people beat themselves up because they
older now and they can't they feel like they can't.
What's the word I'm looking for. We kindle it or
something like that. But I mean your age, we go
through life, or you be able to like learn shit,
and that's how it's supposed to be, you know what
I mean, take one more steps. So I I need

(10:14):
to get them to eat. I'm lying from downtown, baby.
I'm in the Moxie Hotel. It's the next little hotel.
I haven't seen it cause I've been in Vegas the
past three years and happily back out here. But so
it was a little mental health thing. So people that
know me and that don't know me my life's telling
me stand up, bitch. I'm doing a podcast right now. Wait.

(10:34):
But a lot of people that don't know me or
do know me. Actually, I take care of my pops.
I take care of my close knit family that's around me.
I supply everything, I do everything, and I take the
responsibility on as a man, and I'm proud of it.
I don't have stress in my life. I don't have
drama because I weed all that out. Only have a

(10:55):
couple of friends I know they ain't about drama. I
hang out with certain people that don't be having drama
doing all that illegal shit. You know, I'm very good
at keeping the stress out of my life. And with
that said, you know, I paid the bills, I do shit,
I pay the rent or whatever that's close to me,
and I help out. And like, if you go back

(11:17):
to listen to my old podcast, like one of the
first one was when I lost my family and this shit.
I had my grandma and grandpa, I and my Auntie
Donald back to back to back months and then I
had to take care of my dad and watch all that.
And I might have cried a little bit, but never cried.
I held a lot of shit in and they tell
you not to do that, but for me, it actually worked.

(11:40):
Never had no breakouts of panic attacks or anything. But
last month, out of nowhere, I don't know what it was,
I had like a crazy, crazy panic attack, couldn't breathe.
I was crying like crazy, and I'm like, well, I'm
doing this. I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
This type of shit doesn't have to me. I don't

(12:01):
do this. I know how to get through my stress.
But and that split second, it was just like everything
in the world I just felt all the pressure that
I had and it wasn't me a money thing. And
that's another thing like I've been doing for six years.
I've been I'm good, I'm good on money. My money's
gonna roll in for the rest of my life, and
doing this, I'm like a rapper. These videos I put
out are like songs, so I guess dreams. I'm good

(12:22):
for rest of my life, residuals on that. So it
was just a lot of stress, you know, because I
was like, you know, I take care of everything, and
it was just driving me crazy crazy. I'm like, oh
my god, oh my god, and it just got to me.
It was like thirty minute things. So I ran two
miles and stop to the to the cannabis club, bust

(12:44):
weed and ran dad smoked and I was fine, but
it was crazy. And that's why I was talking about
the beginning. The cruise that I had just you know,
put me back on track and everything. But like for
the people out there that if you got any stress
on you know all that, I know it's hard to
say it or whatever, because I used to be very
insensitive people with mental health issues like hey or like
even like famous people that got all the money. I'm like,

(13:05):
how the fuck do you have mental health issues? You
got out the hood and all that, and I try
to look at it like that, but I know, dark
thoughts get to people, but you'll be all right. But yeah,
the cruise, Oh, this is the story. I gotta ended
off with this. This is fucking ridiculous. So I'm on
a cruise with my cousins. We're doing fucking karaoke and shit,
I was singing Bruno Mars fuck with Someone's that if

(13:29):
I was your man something that what's called shut that
song that? I was singing that and shit. So I
was like, fuck, I need a you'll give me some
more alcoholics I could sing. So went back down to
my cabin when I saw this white girl. She was

(13:52):
just sitting in the hallway and she cussed out some people.
She looked crazy. She had like a satanic satanic or
whatever he says, yeah, whatever fuck satanic tattoo on her throat.
But I didn't know it because nigga like me don't
know what fucking satanic shit is. And so I talked to her, like, hey,
how you doing. She was like, yeah, I'm on here
with a guy I brought on the cruise, he fucking
left me and I'm drunk, so I'm like, hey, want

(14:13):
to come to my room. So she fucking she comes
to my room and she gives me head and then
I'm like, yes, this is a good vacation. It's a
good cruise. And then getting to talk to her, she's really,
you know, screws she got. I feel like she has
some screws missing. I wish I should have talked to
her first before I brought it back to my cabin

(14:35):
or sweet whatever you call on the boat. And she
said this to me. She was like, yeah, I'm creole.
I said creole. What the fuck is creole? I never
heard of that before. And I was like, oh, did
you mean creole? Your creole? And this girl I'm talking
about like snow white, powder white, and I was She's like, yeah,
my dad's black. I'm like okay, And then she started
talking to me like yeah, I'm a black man too.

(14:55):
And normally I would have cussed her out, would have
got really violent, maybe for saying that, to saying that
to a black man, looking looking at my eyes and
saying that, But I was like, you know what, she's crazy.
And then what really made me upset. She was like, yeah,
I'm a black man, I had seven felonies and all this,
And I was like, so that makes you a black man, bitch,

(15:17):
I ain't got no felonies, So what does that make me.
I'm a white person then, or what are you talking about?
But she was crazy, and I was like, I just
know niggas that if they would heard her talk like
that would have slapped her upside her head. But I
was like, you know what, it ain't my place to
be doing that. I ain't into that type of shit.
I was like, this is just a crazy chick. So
I'm just gonna let that go. I hope she ain't

(15:37):
listen to this podcast. Sorry for embarrassing your baby, but
you know you're crazy. But all right, y'all, Episode number three.
Since I've been back, finishing up, y'all finishing up, keeping
this one kind of short. I'm still trying to find
the range on like should it? Should it be like
fifteen minutes, thirty minutes? Usually ones with interviews are longer,

(15:58):
But yeah, make sure y'all subscribe. Give me five stars
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A lot of people that don't know me and have
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I mean, if you listen to my podcast, I'm pretty
sure it should change everything you think towards the porn industry.

(16:21):
Anything like, damn, this nigga does porn and look how
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(16:41):
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