September 26, 2022 • 19 mins
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Live measurement talk
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up? What's up? You know, tuned in to fuck it?
That's talking about what johan X? You hear my dog
in the back looking himself. It seems like you always
like to do this shit when I'm recording a podcast.
But what's up? How y'all doing? Summer is over and
in the Bay Area it's like last week or a
(00:20):
couple of days ago, it's like ninety degrees, like two
days straight, three days straight, and shit is crazy, like
supposed to be falling out or whatever. But I'm doing good, y'all.
Since last episode, everything's been good. Nothing's changed. It's Sunday's
football day. My fucking Raiders are only three. I'm hurting
right now. So I'm kind of a little depressed while
(00:40):
I'm doing this podcast. But we're good. We're gonna make
it work. Let's see. We've got a few little topics
I'm talking about today as I'm doing the process of that.
So I was trying to get an interview on here
for y'all, but I'm not sure that's gonna happen. A
couple of things I'm going over today is I'm gonna
talk about don't hike, just talk. There's a young chick
(01:02):
I'm talking to now. I hate to sound like that, like, oh,
it's this young chick like I'm over here a fucking
pedophile or some shit, But a young chick I'm working
with and shooting with, you know, recently just met. I'm
gonna talk about it because the age difference to me
is a little weird, but it's it's different because it's
the industry shit. So I'll go and talk about that.
(01:24):
A new thing I'm trying to do is start talking
about some shit that's, let's see, like pop culture. I
guess something that like people can relate to, people can
see and feel. So I was thinking about doing some
shit like that. So I'm gonna talk about the Udoku.
I mean you mean Odoku, the Boston Celtics head coach
and his little cheating scandal and being Whitney along. I
(01:45):
wanta let's talk about that. I always try to share
a fun little story on here. So I got a
little funny drunk story that's gonna reveal a lot of shit.
It's almost like embarrassing, And that's what I took this
podcast is like to let a lot of things out,
and the stories like making fun of myself. So I mean,
I'm gonna try to hear that because I'm pretty sure
most of you I think I'm a normal guy. Ready,
(02:07):
y'all can tell level headed back just listening to my
podcasts and shit like that. So it's fun to tell
a story like that because you're gonna be like, well, shit,
he do shit like that. Uh, let's see the next
thing I'm gonna talk about, like being politically correct when
I'm talking about like sex life and all that, like
how some people be dragged out board because how they
(02:29):
gotta act. And yeah, that's pretty much what i'ma cover.
You now, tune into fuck it, start about with behin next,
and yeah, step into it. Alright, alright, y'all. I was
doing this podcast earlier, this episode earlier, while the while
the games was on this ship, I was watching the
Raider game and I had a good train of thought.
(02:49):
I was going hard, saying some good shit, and my
fucking laptop died. So I'm back on here now. I
was just listening to the intro that I did on here.
I sound like kind of high and shit, like kind
of a hellamella, but I'm a little up now. Earlier
I always like to announce my drink that I'm drinking.
(03:09):
I'm here and shit earlier and now still drinking vodka
strawberry lemonade mixed with some crushed ice. That's a choice
of drink for this episode. So yeah, let's dive into it.
So the first thing I was gonna talk about is
I did a live like a live measurement what I
call it live measure matters me Like, got a measure
(03:31):
and tape, did a video showing how big my dick
really is because I got a lot of questions on
how big is it? How is it just big? Loop
just look like that just a pictures blah blah, all
that silly shit. So I did it. I'm gonna put
it out like I only fans something and always keeping
(03:53):
my phone just because they got like a chick accent,
like oh wait, no, you really hate that, like that
proof now. But so I measured it and it's like
right under ten. I'll say maybe, like maybe I'm juice
myself up just a little bit, a little bit over
nine and a half kind of like that if I
can actually, because it's hard when you try to do
it yourself and she's trying to, oh let me keep
this hard. Put this up next to it. So when
I actually really got it at the tip top, I
(04:14):
was close to ten, I was like, damn, I thought
that was only like nine or something. But I did
a long time ago. It's funny too, because I always
get a question like girls always asked me like do
you have you ever measured? Have you ever measured it?
So now I finally did it, and kind of like
surprise myself. I just wanted to share that too, with
some little light h next thing, I wanted to talk
(04:34):
about what I was talking about earlier because I want
to add in when I be going on like these
dates and stuff, and this is tied into the next story.
I'm about to talk about it with the young girl.
When I'm saying young girl, I hate to say that
she's I think she's twenty one or something like that,
so I don't want to say it like that. Almost
(04:55):
sound like a fucking creep. But when you're in my business,
you know eighteen is legal, but you can do what
you want. Now, I'm not saying that I'm sitting here
and be I think I talked about this before. I
want to sit here and be with an eighteen year
old or a twenty year old a twenty one year old,
even if they cool as fuck, you know, we might
have different experiences. But then no, some cases, you find
those people that are that can be on your level.
(05:18):
You find those people that can be on your level.
But when I meet chicks like off a tender or
anywhere Instagram, you know, people meet wherever. Now, I always
go out for drinks, Like I don't know if you
want the mo fucker said like, Lord should be sober
when you're meetings on one and no fuck all that
I'm gonna need met a few little drinks when we meet.
I hope you want to drink too. I think it
(05:38):
makes sure it better. My funnest thing to do now
when I was like twenty was going out with club
and drinking whatever hit the club, go on before deep
in the car and shit. Now my thing you choice
to do besides traveling, you has to get a nice room,
maybe a nice hotel. When I got a bar downstairs,
go out for drinks, chill, laugh, go back in the
(05:59):
room and kick it. That's like my type of my
type of fun. Shit. Now you know, I'm not all
in the big crowds and shit like I used to
be all that but yeah, so it ties into this girl.
So I met this girl on Twitter or not Twitter, Tender,
shout out Tender. I keep her mom on you motherfuckers.
I know everybody know about it already, but I want
my motherfucking sponsorship. Yeah, twenty one year old, think she's
(06:23):
about to be twenty two. We got on tender. We
hooked up one time, we recorded it. She wasn't interested
in like shooting videos or putting stuff, only fans whatever.
Then we hung out again and then she was interested
in doing it. You guys are gonna see who she
is because we're gonna have some content coming out soon.
But I'll just bringing it up because, like I said,
(06:46):
I've been born for like six years. I started, Man,
when you have to move to LA to do this year?
It wasn't my only fans. And then I'm just thinking, like, damn,
so age twenty nine. If if I was twenty nine
(07:07):
in the regular like living and shit, would I be
able to talk to a twenty one year old? I mean,
I know if people do it, but does that look right?
You know what I'm saying. But in this type of
field that I'm in, Shit, there's people out there, there's
women that's why there's a category called milf. You know
what I'm saying, and all that. They're shit like that.
So you had like four year old women have sex
with a twenty year old man and all that, but
(07:29):
you don't see that in relationships. You know, there is
some people out there, I think like Morgan Freeman and shit,
got like a twenty seven year old wife or some
or a girlfriend, Michael Jordan and all the motherfuckers. But
in the porn world, it is just I was thinking,
because you had a necklace on it said two thousand
and one or something, and I'm like, damn, two thousand
and one. I'm like, man, that's just like a significant
date or something. I was like, oh shit, that's your birthday.
(07:49):
I was like nine or something, ten or something around
nine eight something around the age or around the year.
And I was just like, I'm sorry, I can be
fucking accolate right now because I'm just thinking how crazy
it is. But it's all different once you're in the
type of field, once you get old enough and all
that you do. Shit, it's it's all work now, you
(08:11):
know what I mean. And people are actually paying to
see those type of categories more. You know they love
to see shit like that. So I'm kind of sucking
up on my editing and shit right now. But you know,
like I do on this podcast, I just I just
go straight through it. Sometimes I only play it back.
I play it back when it's like editing done, I
put it out and shit. And what I mean by editing,
I mean like taking out certain shit in the background,
(08:33):
or I hit the space bar or something on my
laptop when I'm done. That's what I'm talking about. Like editing,
I'm not really here effecting, doing voice changes or all
that shit. It's just straight real whatever comes out comes out.
The next thing I was gonna talk about is something
I want to put on here just because I get
it a lot. Being in this field, you get a
(08:56):
lot of offers, deals, anything, you know, it can be anything.
It's nothing in particular, but for example, I get like,
so if I'm doing a video, someonet to pay for
a custom video, Hey custom video, jack off with these
(09:16):
type of socks on, or hey get a girl to
do give you head and or require for this angle
like custom videos. Then I get offers from production companies
to do, oh we want you with these three women,
or shit like that or all type offers. But ever
since I've been in this industry, I like to call
(09:40):
myself like the independent, like independent porn star and like
the e forty of this porn shit because I mostly
just work with myself. You don't really see me out
of the crowns with other porn people and all that.
Like you know, I got my own little lane. Most
of women I like to shoot it or women that
need an industry in the industry, fuck, then I'd be
(10:01):
in the industry. But I meet them and I make
them get in the industry like they're they kind of
always thought about it, but I'm like, they're gay. Way
to help them to get in it. So that's the
type of shit I like to do. There's no offers
out there. Anything I've ever done, it's because I wanted
to do it. I didn't turn down so much shit.
It's like I'm fine with Like I could be laying
(10:23):
in bed and just chilling and and but hey, a
hundred dollars for you to jack off and make sure
it's on your stomach when you come and brother, like
your stomach, I send you sent you right here cash app.
If I'm laying in bed, just chilling. If I don't
feel like doing it, I don't feel like doing it,
you know what I mean? Then that's like the blitz
and the good thing about being in this industry. You
(10:43):
can ch pick and choose. And I don't know if
it's just me who I am as a person, but man,
I turned down some and shit, it's like ridiculous. If
I don't feel like doing it, I don't want to
do it. If someone tells me the own thing, Like
I supposed to be working with this model company. I
was supposed to send him some pictures and then I
was like, well I got send pictures. You can see
all my shit, and he was like, no, we need
(11:04):
some shit that's not pooring and all that. So I
sent him one video and I was talking to the
rep and he was like, you know, if we need
more of these type of and then I was like,
you know what, I don't feel like doing it. I
don't want to. You ain't going to accept that. You
don't like calling him? If you really wanted me, you
just fucking take me. That's how I looked at it.
So I just want to bring that up. You know
a lot of people think and the porn industry, you
gotta go do what you want to do and do
(11:26):
what they want you to do. But if you work
at the big companies, probably like that. But when you're
independent doing this shit, now you're your own boss, you
ain't got to worry about none of that. So, like
I said in the intro, I was gonna talk about
the you mean Ludoko whatever his name, the boss of
Celtics coach. So for me being a basketball player and
following basketball, I know who he is and not like
(11:48):
no who he is personally, but I fought with his
career and I think he's like half African dude from Portland.
Played in the league for a while. I played from
the Spurs. He was assistant coach on there for a
few years before he got his break with the Celtics.
And there's a different a lot of different aspects that
I look at that. Anything that's relationship wise, I like
to attack and share some light on what I feel
(12:09):
about it. So, first of all, just on the basic
norge of what goes on in society, how she has
looked at he's looked at as being wrong. Cheating is wrong.
Society has said cheain is wrong. You should be single,
if you gotta go cheat, Okay, we got that. Another thing,
what's the funny part about it? These motherfuckers online are saying,
(12:31):
how can you go cheat on that? How can you
cheat on me alone? How can you dare cheat on
n Along? And this is what's bothering me and getting
at me. First of all, people are thinking about me
Along from thirty years ago. If we just talking about looks, okay,
she still attractive woman to this day, if she's fifty
or whatever, she is still attractive woman. But people are
talking about the Friday n Along Okay, so let's not
(12:53):
get that fucked up. She could be an amazing woman.
Whatever he did, something should have done, should have been
upfront with her. But it's just crazy how people say, like,
how can you do that to her? I mean, we
don't know who she what she's, what she does. She
could and I'm not trying to sit here and sound
like I'm protecting him and all that, because he's wrong
(13:14):
for what he did. And then another thing, you don't
bring You don't have a woman to move out with you,
to come to Boston two weeks when you've been new
months that this was gonna come out, and all that shit.
That shit is wild, but it's just I just bring
it up because like the taboo thing is like a
lot of you motherfuckers I listen to this podcast probably
won't tell people who listen to my podcast. Some motherfuckers
(13:34):
like the follow Some motherfuckers like to watch my Instagram
story and don't follow me because they don't want people
to know who they follow. And I mean public people
don't want to take pictures because I'm like, you know
that person? Do you know Johanna? Oh that's a poor story.
I know. Like, this is a man that's been the organization,
one of the most historic organization, one of the most
riches organizations, and sports titled uh like they win all
(13:55):
the titles should from back in the day with Bill
Russell and all that. Sorry if I'm losing some of
you people's sports fans, I'm sorry, but let me give
back your relationship part. He's been a organization where here
supposed hold up a certain standard. If he was single,
would it be okay for him to be having multiple women? Yeah?
Because I know that woman worked in the in the
organization with him. What if she get at is it
(14:17):
okay for him to be fugging around doing that, it's cheating,
a fireable offense. So I'm doing something you're and I'm
looking on the outside or the putting aside. The woman
worked for the company too, or work for those Celtics.
What if he had like ten women and his man's
making millions of dollars, being a coach of an organization,
suppos to hold up a standard, do charity events and
(14:37):
all that type of shit will just be looked at different,
just like with me, Like I'm a porn star, so
I got a label on my head. I got a
target on my head that says can't be touched in
certain things. Like I'm pretty sure I have celebrities I
know who I am, but can't touch me because of
what they got going on, that type of shit in
their life, you know what I mean. And that's what
I just wanted to shit like, I don't know if
a lot of people look at it that way, but
(15:01):
I do all right, all right, Like I said, I'd
like to share like a funny drunk story or something
when I was high, and a sexual funny story or something.
So my birthday maybe three four four years ago, I
went to a club in San Jose with my boys,
(15:22):
I got bottle service. I just made a deal, like
speaking of deals earlier, a deal that actually wanted to take.
Just make a deal and have some money feeling good.
I rented a Porsche, brand new Porsche for a week
from my birthday, drove to San Jose. I was living
in Sacramento at the time, and it was this little
(15:43):
Asian chick that I've been wanting to talk to. And
I'm talking about this like three am. Went back to
my hotel. My boy got a girl he never fucking
heard in the bathroom. I'm watching and shit. And then
I was like, you know that I'm talking to this girl.
I was like, I'm gonna come back. So I get
in my Porsche and a drinking driving story. I don't
do this no more. I don't. I hopped in a Porsche,
(16:07):
drove from San Jose to Sacramento and some of you
people don't know you're familiar with the Bay Area, that's
probably like a two hour drive. It's like three am.
Just came from bottle service drinking. The chick was like,
you know, it's too late, it's too late, but I'm
fucking horny and shit. And I lived in sacrament ayway,
so I had to go that way, but I had
(16:27):
to go that night, so I was like, fucking you know,
I'm gonna go anyway. I'm texting her. I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna give you somebody to do it.
And this is why I'm talking about the embarrassing the
people think it's a shame. I've paid for it before.
I've paid for Kitty. Yes I have. I've I went
to the club and got some and then went home
to pay for it. Still like, you know, motherfuckers think
(16:51):
you pay for it. You tricking. I just want this
right now, and if it makes it easier, it makes
you feel better because you already can get the best dick,
and I'm gona give you two hundret three hundred something.
I'm pretty sure you're gonna take it because you can
do it for free. But you know what I'm saying.
But so I'm driving, I get a fucking a hotel.
(17:12):
I have white pants on that night, and I guess
I had like some juice spilled on my pants. I't
even notice. I'm hopping out three fucking three am a
Sacramento at the hotel, paying the hotel and picking up
the chick I'm drunk. I'm like, I probably look like
a fucking full and go in the room hit for
thirty minutes, gives you a little two hundred take you
back home, and that was good. I mean, I like
(17:33):
to do shit like that. It's fun, you know what
I mean. Like, when you comfortable in who you are,
there's nothing that you wouldn't do sexually, going out working wise, like,
oh shit, nobody wanna work at McDonald's. I'm'a work at
McDonald's for a few months, stacks of money up or
whatever it is, so I can get through and do
(17:55):
something else. You know, you gotta do something to get
to where you're at, like I always in do. I
played pro ball, got hurt, I worked at AT and T.
I use AT and T to put money into my
porn and now a nigga living feel me. But yeah,
this episode is done. I want to get a I
(18:15):
want to get an interview on here, but you know
this whatever, not for this one. The next one. Uh,
this one is about like twenty minutes right now. So
I'm just trying to keep being consistent getting this shit
back out for y'all. Thanks for tuning in. The fuck
Le's talking about with johann X. You can find me
on Instagram at the real Johanna X. Yeah, that's pretty
(18:38):
much it. Make sure you subscribe to this podcast. Give
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and thank y'all for tuning in. I love y'all. Keep
rocking with me. Let's keep this shit going.
What's up? What's up? You know, tuned in to fuck it?
That's talking about what johan X? You hear my dog
in the back looking himself. It seems like you always
like to do this shit when I'm recording a podcast.
But what's up? How y'all doing? Summer is over and
in the Bay Area it's like last week or a
(00:20):
couple of days ago, it's like ninety degrees, like two
days straight, three days straight, and shit is crazy, like
supposed to be falling out or whatever. But I'm doing good, y'all.
Since last episode, everything's been good. Nothing's changed. It's Sunday's
football day. My fucking Raiders are only three. I'm hurting
right now. So I'm kind of a little depressed while
(00:40):
I'm doing this podcast. But we're good. We're gonna make
it work. Let's see. We've got a few little topics
I'm talking about today as I'm doing the process of that.
So I was trying to get an interview on here
for y'all, but I'm not sure that's gonna happen. A
couple of things I'm going over today is I'm gonna
talk about don't hike, just talk. There's a young chick
(01:02):
I'm talking to now. I hate to sound like that, like, oh,
it's this young chick like I'm over here a fucking
pedophile or some shit, But a young chick I'm working
with and shooting with, you know, recently just met. I'm
gonna talk about it because the age difference to me
is a little weird, but it's it's different because it's
the industry shit. So I'll go and talk about that.
(01:24):
A new thing I'm trying to do is start talking
about some shit that's, let's see, like pop culture. I
guess something that like people can relate to, people can
see and feel. So I was thinking about doing some
shit like that. So I'm gonna talk about the Udoku.
I mean you mean Odoku, the Boston Celtics head coach
and his little cheating scandal and being Whitney along. I
(01:45):
wanta let's talk about that. I always try to share
a fun little story on here. So I got a
little funny drunk story that's gonna reveal a lot of shit.
It's almost like embarrassing, And that's what I took this
podcast is like to let a lot of things out,
and the stories like making fun of myself. So I mean,
I'm gonna try to hear that because I'm pretty sure
most of you I think I'm a normal guy. Ready,
(02:07):
y'all can tell level headed back just listening to my
podcasts and shit like that. So it's fun to tell
a story like that because you're gonna be like, well, shit,
he do shit like that. Uh, let's see the next
thing I'm gonna talk about, like being politically correct when
I'm talking about like sex life and all that, like
how some people be dragged out board because how they
(02:29):
gotta act. And yeah, that's pretty much what i'ma cover.
You now, tune into fuck it, start about with behin next,
and yeah, step into it. Alright, alright, y'all. I was
doing this podcast earlier, this episode earlier, while the while
the games was on this ship, I was watching the
Raider game and I had a good train of thought.
(02:49):
I was going hard, saying some good shit, and my
fucking laptop died. So I'm back on here now. I
was just listening to the intro that I did on here.
I sound like kind of high and shit, like kind
of a hellamella, but I'm a little up now. Earlier
I always like to announce my drink that I'm drinking.
(03:09):
I'm here and shit earlier and now still drinking vodka
strawberry lemonade mixed with some crushed ice. That's a choice
of drink for this episode. So yeah, let's dive into it.
So the first thing I was gonna talk about is
I did a live like a live measurement what I
call it live measure matters me Like, got a measure
(03:31):
and tape, did a video showing how big my dick
really is because I got a lot of questions on
how big is it? How is it just big? Loop
just look like that just a pictures blah blah, all
that silly shit. So I did it. I'm gonna put
it out like I only fans something and always keeping
(03:53):
my phone just because they got like a chick accent,
like oh wait, no, you really hate that, like that
proof now. But so I measured it and it's like
right under ten. I'll say maybe, like maybe I'm juice
myself up just a little bit, a little bit over
nine and a half kind of like that if I
can actually, because it's hard when you try to do
it yourself and she's trying to, oh let me keep
this hard. Put this up next to it. So when
I actually really got it at the tip top, I
(04:14):
was close to ten, I was like, damn, I thought
that was only like nine or something. But I did
a long time ago. It's funny too, because I always
get a question like girls always asked me like do
you have you ever measured? Have you ever measured it?
So now I finally did it, and kind of like
surprise myself. I just wanted to share that too, with
some little light h next thing, I wanted to talk
(04:34):
about what I was talking about earlier because I want
to add in when I be going on like these
dates and stuff, and this is tied into the next story.
I'm about to talk about it with the young girl.
When I'm saying young girl, I hate to say that
she's I think she's twenty one or something like that,
so I don't want to say it like that. Almost
(04:55):
sound like a fucking creep. But when you're in my business,
you know eighteen is legal, but you can do what
you want. Now, I'm not saying that I'm sitting here
and be I think I talked about this before. I
want to sit here and be with an eighteen year
old or a twenty year old a twenty one year old,
even if they cool as fuck, you know, we might
have different experiences. But then no, some cases, you find
those people that are that can be on your level.
(05:18):
You find those people that can be on your level.
But when I meet chicks like off a tender or
anywhere Instagram, you know, people meet wherever. Now, I always
go out for drinks, Like I don't know if you
want the mo fucker said like, Lord should be sober
when you're meetings on one and no fuck all that
I'm gonna need met a few little drinks when we meet.
I hope you want to drink too. I think it
(05:38):
makes sure it better. My funnest thing to do now
when I was like twenty was going out with club
and drinking whatever hit the club, go on before deep
in the car and shit. Now my thing you choice
to do besides traveling, you has to get a nice room,
maybe a nice hotel. When I got a bar downstairs,
go out for drinks, chill, laugh, go back in the
(05:59):
room and kick it. That's like my type of my
type of fun. Shit. Now you know, I'm not all
in the big crowds and shit like I used to
be all that but yeah, so it ties into this girl.
So I met this girl on Twitter or not Twitter, Tender,
shout out Tender. I keep her mom on you motherfuckers.
I know everybody know about it already, but I want
my motherfucking sponsorship. Yeah, twenty one year old, think she's
(06:23):
about to be twenty two. We got on tender. We
hooked up one time, we recorded it. She wasn't interested
in like shooting videos or putting stuff, only fans whatever.
Then we hung out again and then she was interested
in doing it. You guys are gonna see who she
is because we're gonna have some content coming out soon.
But I'll just bringing it up because, like I said,
(06:46):
I've been born for like six years. I started, Man,
when you have to move to LA to do this year?
It wasn't my only fans. And then I'm just thinking, like, damn,
so age twenty nine. If if I was twenty nine
(07:07):
in the regular like living and shit, would I be
able to talk to a twenty one year old? I mean,
I know if people do it, but does that look right?
You know what I'm saying. But in this type of
field that I'm in, Shit, there's people out there, there's
women that's why there's a category called milf. You know
what I'm saying, and all that. They're shit like that.
So you had like four year old women have sex
with a twenty year old man and all that, but
(07:29):
you don't see that in relationships. You know, there is
some people out there, I think like Morgan Freeman and shit,
got like a twenty seven year old wife or some
or a girlfriend, Michael Jordan and all the motherfuckers. But
in the porn world, it is just I was thinking,
because you had a necklace on it said two thousand
and one or something, and I'm like, damn, two thousand
and one. I'm like, man, that's just like a significant
date or something. I was like, oh shit, that's your birthday.
(07:49):
I was like nine or something, ten or something around
nine eight something around the age or around the year.
And I was just like, I'm sorry, I can be
fucking accolate right now because I'm just thinking how crazy
it is. But it's all different once you're in the
type of field, once you get old enough and all
that you do. Shit, it's it's all work now, you
(08:11):
know what I mean. And people are actually paying to
see those type of categories more. You know they love
to see shit like that. So I'm kind of sucking
up on my editing and shit right now. But you know,
like I do on this podcast, I just I just
go straight through it. Sometimes I only play it back.
I play it back when it's like editing done, I
put it out and shit. And what I mean by editing,
I mean like taking out certain shit in the background,
(08:33):
or I hit the space bar or something on my
laptop when I'm done. That's what I'm talking about. Like editing,
I'm not really here effecting, doing voice changes or all
that shit. It's just straight real whatever comes out comes out.
The next thing I was gonna talk about is something
I want to put on here just because I get
it a lot. Being in this field, you get a
(08:56):
lot of offers, deals, anything, you know, it can be anything.
It's nothing in particular, but for example, I get like,
so if I'm doing a video, someonet to pay for
a custom video, Hey custom video, jack off with these
(09:16):
type of socks on, or hey get a girl to
do give you head and or require for this angle
like custom videos. Then I get offers from production companies
to do, oh we want you with these three women,
or shit like that or all type offers. But ever
since I've been in this industry, I like to call
(09:40):
myself like the independent, like independent porn star and like
the e forty of this porn shit because I mostly
just work with myself. You don't really see me out
of the crowns with other porn people and all that.
Like you know, I got my own little lane. Most
of women I like to shoot it or women that
need an industry in the industry, fuck, then I'd be
(10:01):
in the industry. But I meet them and I make
them get in the industry like they're they kind of
always thought about it, but I'm like, they're gay. Way
to help them to get in it. So that's the
type of shit I like to do. There's no offers
out there. Anything I've ever done, it's because I wanted
to do it. I didn't turn down so much shit.
It's like I'm fine with Like I could be laying
(10:23):
in bed and just chilling and and but hey, a
hundred dollars for you to jack off and make sure
it's on your stomach when you come and brother, like
your stomach, I send you sent you right here cash app.
If I'm laying in bed, just chilling. If I don't
feel like doing it, I don't feel like doing it,
you know what I mean? Then that's like the blitz
and the good thing about being in this industry. You
(10:43):
can ch pick and choose. And I don't know if
it's just me who I am as a person, but man,
I turned down some and shit, it's like ridiculous. If
I don't feel like doing it, I don't want to
do it. If someone tells me the own thing, Like
I supposed to be working with this model company. I
was supposed to send him some pictures and then I
was like, well I got send pictures. You can see
all my shit, and he was like, no, we need
(11:04):
some shit that's not pooring and all that. So I
sent him one video and I was talking to the
rep and he was like, you know, if we need
more of these type of and then I was like,
you know what, I don't feel like doing it. I
don't want to. You ain't going to accept that. You
don't like calling him? If you really wanted me, you
just fucking take me. That's how I looked at it.
So I just want to bring that up. You know
a lot of people think and the porn industry, you
gotta go do what you want to do and do
(11:26):
what they want you to do. But if you work
at the big companies, probably like that. But when you're
independent doing this shit, now you're your own boss, you
ain't got to worry about none of that. So, like
I said in the intro, I was gonna talk about
the you mean Ludoko whatever his name, the boss of
Celtics coach. So for me being a basketball player and
following basketball, I know who he is and not like
(11:48):
no who he is personally, but I fought with his
career and I think he's like half African dude from Portland.
Played in the league for a while. I played from
the Spurs. He was assistant coach on there for a
few years before he got his break with the Celtics.
And there's a different a lot of different aspects that
I look at that. Anything that's relationship wise, I like
to attack and share some light on what I feel
(12:09):
about it. So, first of all, just on the basic
norge of what goes on in society, how she has
looked at he's looked at as being wrong. Cheating is wrong.
Society has said cheain is wrong. You should be single,
if you gotta go cheat, Okay, we got that. Another thing,
what's the funny part about it? These motherfuckers online are saying,
(12:31):
how can you go cheat on that? How can you
cheat on me alone? How can you dare cheat on
n Along? And this is what's bothering me and getting
at me. First of all, people are thinking about me
Along from thirty years ago. If we just talking about looks, okay,
she still attractive woman to this day, if she's fifty
or whatever, she is still attractive woman. But people are
talking about the Friday n Along Okay, so let's not
(12:53):
get that fucked up. She could be an amazing woman.
Whatever he did, something should have done, should have been
upfront with her. But it's just crazy how people say, like,
how can you do that to her? I mean, we
don't know who she what she's, what she does. She
could and I'm not trying to sit here and sound
like I'm protecting him and all that, because he's wrong
(13:14):
for what he did. And then another thing, you don't
bring You don't have a woman to move out with you,
to come to Boston two weeks when you've been new
months that this was gonna come out, and all that shit.
That shit is wild, but it's just I just bring
it up because like the taboo thing is like a
lot of you motherfuckers I listen to this podcast probably
won't tell people who listen to my podcast. Some motherfuckers
(13:34):
like the follow Some motherfuckers like to watch my Instagram
story and don't follow me because they don't want people
to know who they follow. And I mean public people
don't want to take pictures because I'm like, you know
that person? Do you know Johanna? Oh that's a poor story.
I know. Like, this is a man that's been the organization,
one of the most historic organization, one of the most
riches organizations, and sports titled uh like they win all
(13:55):
the titles should from back in the day with Bill
Russell and all that. Sorry if I'm losing some of
you people's sports fans, I'm sorry, but let me give
back your relationship part. He's been a organization where here
supposed hold up a certain standard. If he was single,
would it be okay for him to be having multiple women? Yeah?
Because I know that woman worked in the in the
organization with him. What if she get at is it
(14:17):
okay for him to be fugging around doing that, it's cheating,
a fireable offense. So I'm doing something you're and I'm
looking on the outside or the putting aside. The woman
worked for the company too, or work for those Celtics.
What if he had like ten women and his man's
making millions of dollars, being a coach of an organization,
suppos to hold up a standard, do charity events and
(14:37):
all that type of shit will just be looked at different,
just like with me, Like I'm a porn star, so
I got a label on my head. I got a
target on my head that says can't be touched in
certain things. Like I'm pretty sure I have celebrities I
know who I am, but can't touch me because of
what they got going on, that type of shit in
their life, you know what I mean. And that's what
I just wanted to shit like, I don't know if
a lot of people look at it that way, but
(15:01):
I do all right, all right, Like I said, I'd
like to share like a funny drunk story or something
when I was high, and a sexual funny story or something.
So my birthday maybe three four four years ago, I
went to a club in San Jose with my boys,
(15:22):
I got bottle service. I just made a deal, like
speaking of deals earlier, a deal that actually wanted to take.
Just make a deal and have some money feeling good.
I rented a Porsche, brand new Porsche for a week
from my birthday, drove to San Jose. I was living
in Sacramento at the time, and it was this little
(15:43):
Asian chick that I've been wanting to talk to. And
I'm talking about this like three am. Went back to
my hotel. My boy got a girl he never fucking
heard in the bathroom. I'm watching and shit. And then
I was like, you know that I'm talking to this girl.
I was like, I'm gonna come back. So I get
in my Porsche and a drinking driving story. I don't
do this no more. I don't. I hopped in a Porsche,
(16:07):
drove from San Jose to Sacramento and some of you
people don't know you're familiar with the Bay Area, that's
probably like a two hour drive. It's like three am.
Just came from bottle service drinking. The chick was like,
you know, it's too late, it's too late, but I'm
fucking horny and shit. And I lived in sacrament ayway,
so I had to go that way, but I had
(16:27):
to go that night, so I was like, fucking you know,
I'm gonna go anyway. I'm texting her. I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna give you somebody to do it.
And this is why I'm talking about the embarrassing the
people think it's a shame. I've paid for it before.
I've paid for Kitty. Yes I have. I've I went
to the club and got some and then went home
to pay for it. Still like, you know, motherfuckers think
(16:51):
you pay for it. You tricking. I just want this
right now, and if it makes it easier, it makes
you feel better because you already can get the best dick,
and I'm gona give you two hundret three hundred something.
I'm pretty sure you're gonna take it because you can
do it for free. But you know what I'm saying.
But so I'm driving, I get a fucking a hotel.
(17:12):
I have white pants on that night, and I guess
I had like some juice spilled on my pants. I't
even notice. I'm hopping out three fucking three am a
Sacramento at the hotel, paying the hotel and picking up
the chick I'm drunk. I'm like, I probably look like
a fucking full and go in the room hit for
thirty minutes, gives you a little two hundred take you
back home, and that was good. I mean, I like
(17:33):
to do shit like that. It's fun, you know what
I mean. Like, when you comfortable in who you are,
there's nothing that you wouldn't do sexually, going out working wise, like,
oh shit, nobody wanna work at McDonald's. I'm'a work at
McDonald's for a few months, stacks of money up or
whatever it is, so I can get through and do
(17:55):
something else. You know, you gotta do something to get
to where you're at, like I always in do. I
played pro ball, got hurt, I worked at AT and T.
I use AT and T to put money into my
porn and now a nigga living feel me. But yeah,
this episode is done. I want to get a I
(18:15):
want to get an interview on here, but you know
this whatever, not for this one. The next one. Uh,
this one is about like twenty minutes right now. So
I'm just trying to keep being consistent getting this shit
back out for y'all. Thanks for tuning in. The fuck
Le's talking about with johann X. You can find me
on Instagram at the real Johanna X. Yeah, that's pretty
(18:38):
much it. Make sure you subscribe to this podcast. Give
me five stars on this. You can hit me on
the email to use this email to get me at
his pay for Jahan at gmail dot com. Uh yeah.
The other Instagram and podcast Instagram is talk with Johan
and thank y'all for tuning in. I love y'all. Keep
rocking with me. Let's keep this shit going.
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