125. La REALIDAD del Stand Up Comedy ft. @iCarlo0

Y llego el tan esperando episodio 125, e invitamos a nuestro amigo Carlos Abreu mejor conocido como (@iCarlo0) quien es ingeniero pero prefirió hacer stand up y sketch en internet. Esperamos que lo disfruten.

Episode Transcript

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They either see another team. Onemore episode of his favorite podcast, Street
Philosophy, a Dominican Republic podcast ofnever, say then, his hosts José
Mañón and his server was Mami LeyTe. Your favorite podcast, your muck

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- up art space. I sawthat peace people told you ah I'
m grazing, I' m hearingit well, so active. The people
on the stopper don' t yellat him reporting, but get TiVo and
the people on the way to workalso there' s no such thing as
that. Taponia now look, youcan no longer leave at any time.
Even before, there were three hoursearly. Obviously, when you have to

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take care of it to school,people for work at lunchtime and when you
had to pick it up, yougo out of work now you go out
at any time and there you hitit, that is, any hour already
at night and a literal touch nolonger cry tepe now I pick up that
need and rush hour any hour ofthe day. And the people who are
bathing and shitting also don' tmake my European voice, the fucker doesn

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' t want to and he startedtalking to him and I haven' t
even introduced him and to blame me. Ma' am, here we have
ah i Kal we golds in instagramfor him is called Carlos, for whom
he does not know, Carlos,which is your name, Carlos chat you
already lore bre we have not seenhim. No, Mrs Carlo breu a

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stand up being, but as youare told here in American replica, because
you don' t know it,you have parles cuts in your instagram,
which was that I met him forStar tn lovers Ay was that I met
him through there I had seen him, I mean I got a non viral,
even with Guille It was that hehas a tiktoko i a rill with
guille ah ok ok or a standup made no, no, no,

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no, no, a sketch yes, because stand up I almost have no
video. No, I mean I' d have to put it as a
dot and I' d give itthree. Yeah, I don' t
think I have pin there. That' s when I was the one who
messed up a lot from the submarine. Aha it that way and if I
' ve made video parle with guilleand I' ve gotten into content creator
that sounds like the pandemic to me. Sure, since we' re on

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the subject of the submarine standuy.How do you say that did come up
from the submarine, that is tosay it' s something of yours you
translated it, or where it cameout or it asks you if it'
s something of mine you ask ifit occurred to me aha exactly that asks
then with one of the number onerule of the stand up is that you

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can' t copy anything to anyone. That didn' t say all the
fact that he' s interested,but it' s or there' s
people crossing the line that you kindof copy each other' s pod.
Of course it happened. The truthhas passed, but there have been tensions
between the same comedians. Yeah,but that' s not a lot of
gossip. That' s right there. You know what they did to eleven

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once, maybe he owns the medium. Tomás, yes, you know,
you know very well everyone. Well, he' s not not me good,
tomano, uh, that saw apedi even Giovanny was well that I
pretty see one in one at athing from a show of him and Joovani
didn' t laugh at any timeand he always focused on Giovanni and me

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and what I told him old saidis that it' s your show is
nonsense. That' s who tomasToma told him that he' s making
you a bug, that' slike putting on a mask because I'
m like not reacting or laughing oranything, that' s Giovannin answered him
in the same post that made himGiovanni told me that your show is a
nonsense, that I' m goingto laugh so it' s going to

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be like that. Well, whateverI gave you that so you' re
gonna be grasi but understand. Butwhat I' m telling you in the
middle there' s a screen,so there' s a pana that I
don' t know who the devilof an Open Miker, some people you
' re so familiar with that openMike, okay Mike, that you take
good microphone, well to bo openmicrophone. That' s like a fucking
joke. I' ve got itI like you doing it. Luisito Cordero.

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He' s going a lot forme or he' s going a
lot. I' m sure youdo. Then at the Open Mae was
climbing a corduroy that he wanted asinitiated, as we started everything we started
at Open Mike. So he wentup with a routine that wasn' t
even his, it wasn' this and it was a Spaniard' s,
and he went up and copied tothe accent with what he said the

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pod wasn' t up and itwasn' t Gilipollas t was like it
was going out France, this podthen takes as it has screen, put
the owner' s routine at thesame time, but it doesn' t

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stick too old and that we hadheard like the chimes behind the comedians,
but we' re crazy is thatit doesn' t even get to that
joke, because it' s thatchime in that environment and between us everything
is very frontal. Of course it' s quality right there. I feel
like since comedians are so like this, you know how comedians feel like they
have like that, they' remanito and I know they' re gonna
cure you right there and you're going to exactly. Dry right there

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exactly. So, if you don' t dare face it like you'
re in trouble, you' reconfronted with little chi exact like the good
thing, it doesn' t happenyou did better than me, Dad and
you did. They copied something ifit happened once with a partner that he
' s not already standing up thatwhen I was open Mike he made a

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joke that was new to me.The first time I did it, ok
I went up, I did itand a week later, in the same
place, he next to me,I didn' t touch him. He
went up and made the same littlepussy that I, the game itself,

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but he knew I was there,because he knew he was there he did
it, he did it then henext to me he was crazy, but
that' s very o. Notwhat or what you' re going to
take out egg, but look howwow your chita is and so on,
but I was like a bowl shockthat usually happens like it' s kind
of clogged. Exactly. He didit I found on one side, but

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he did it before me you knowwhat I was there, what you had.
I was kind of confused. It' s like when I steal one
from you at Lapicero' s schooland you tell yourself that' s the
pi they' re mine and theysay no that' s not yours and
you say ah that' s mine. So I told people you saw me
with that dick and everybody knows whatthey saw you be zero and the other
come not And I have even yourname. I don' t mean your
math You recognize me in the morningThis mate Look at me. I was

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very confused that he did it asso brazenly that I started to question you
and I, I really got tomake a joke about him had really happened
that is me, but I sawjealousy with that if the partner pussyed,
then, when the tiger came down, I was as much as I understood,
like it gave me, how didI tranch as I was about to

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calm down? I said I haveto stop for a while with to open
up aha pa you this is mypartner said bro come here, but you
made the joke cool and shot withouttaking like this. That' s why
I joked, Miss, look lookand he started pulling a leaf out of
me. Not that it doesn't prove anything exact. I wrote down
the exact date of creation I knew. He was so brazen and he didn

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' t even admit it. Hegot so angry and the climb was so
brazen and I think he was honestwith his mistake, I mean, I
really think that if he did itknowing it was mine, he wouldn'
t have gone up knowing that I' m there, that' s Tuata
thinks he genuinely invented it. Ithink he was, he was already.
Yes or in my routine aha,but in limbo aha and then it happened

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and thought I said that miella.I' m tough. It occurred to
me such a scream yes and Iimagine I give you the people who said
I can yell at you I cangive you the more thing, I am
not he changed the longito to theegg hahahaja. I was telling him another
game and he said eighteen bitches andyou us. I kept it watered.

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The tigers don' t seem colonecitoto see, i e for axis was
a bad joke that I haven't done it again, then on that
occasion tute was quite classic. Imean, it was a very classic subject.
It was about how men go tothe bathroom and difference with women,
because women went together on purpose frommen. We were strategically trying not to

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match any other mammal in the bathroomone vita and when you go into the
bathroom and there' s another tiger, that fenchui gets weird. So if
it' s not true and giveme in strong by Dale' s intefe,
Dale, she' s uncomfortable tosee where she finds a farato.
And since bro you know already Idon' t want to be with you

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here, no, no, hecan' t. It' s just
that even he' s afraid ofconversation, you have to pause him because
I, you couldn' t talkabout crime, the current situation in the
crazy country. I' m youknow, I got hit, I got
mugged. Then I do it alsocolombiandando with the egg in my hand.
You and you, to answer whatthe other one told you, You,
I wish crazy that the thing tarry, you have to pause it dances forced,

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obligatory. One thing where Carlos comesfrom. It was about iCarly I
said relaxing. But why are thereCarlos, because he called me Carlos and
the users with such a common nameare fuckers ah Ok, for example,
I wanted to wear Carlos Comedia alreadythat has caught you. Carlos eats has

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it, Carlos Sanchez or Oko I' m Carlos already has it. I
made up five hundred thousand uses andwe' re all good. I didn
' t need to. Then hehad an easy, ok nuser that was
easy and easy did not appear theda and Carlos is super key. There
' s Carlos, because they thinkCarly' s crazy. That inevitable one.
That' s a long way togo. So that role that I

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wanted to be like ca And thensince I put Carlos on, I saw
the glory and I said the lightaldo at last that, that, that
' s going to work. Hey, then the whole mumbler started ah over
there caldi for me. I figuredthat people would come to you five hundred
times, of course and well,talking about the network of your meon no,

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but it worked for one, asI think and you told me before
I started that you, you wantedme to ask you why you don'
t follow me yeah, yeah,I do, I want to know that
Mr ram yes, because this issincere. Sir I' m here is
literally tonces he told me I wantyou to ask me why I don'
t follow you and I even havethe doubt. I' ve never asked
anyone that. So I would beinterested to know why you don' t

(10:39):
follow me yes, I told LadynLeiding you accuse me and I love you
very much and I like everything youdo, but I don' t follow
you and I took that out ofthe way. I stepped on it,
you got to go. I didn' t quit already. I think I
' ve been happy. I didn' t keep you waiting for me to
owe you here. And there wasonce that I was when I was still
working as an engineer, okay,since you' re an engineer, I
' m an engineer. Yeah,I got the naometry and everything and I

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put this up my ass doing thechitting. But what does he do before
we enter a material because he doesn' t kill anything. I take off
that sheath, see that I finishit, and when it' s under
it, there' s a dedicatedCarlos. So now aho, I'
m a comedian. Full time,full time. I knew you as a
mark that went from Karma to KaroAha. You know how starles there is

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preparing it. You do, calmdown what happened there. Of course,
he doesn' t like me anymore, ox we don' t somotomos here
for me bus is engineer. Hey, I need it. I met him
because I' ve done a chiton Twitter that I' ve already said

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that all the people at stand uphave to change that we were already having
the same Milda comedians. Yeah,so Tale was where Carlin was told to
look at the more Harry of theDominican Republic stand- up. Know him
look at his face, his nameis José Manñón and he put it on
me all ah but he doesn't say no. But it wasn'
t like that. And there's a part you don' t know

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about the Jax. Someone, someonehad said like not that there is a
corduroy that said that all stand-up comedians are a honey or a beret.
So everyone does the same thing asme being fourth and I didn'
t know. I was like,tea is what' s going on,
which is what' s coming.He talked like he was taken away from
you and then that day, itwas that same day, Carlos' day.
So I was starling with him andI carved him not all truth wait

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for you tomorrow night now that Iremember, I put the three of them
on top of me and they putDske against Karma' s fridge that then
you' re saying that I takeeverything, these two dogs are shit,
as if they were either a copor as if they were a cop.
They said no, and then theyintroduced me to Carli and Carlos told me

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really crazy. I know there's a lot of them that are shit,
but it' s one of meand he invited me to punos or
he told me, I said Isee no mine hiso you didn' t
want, I, not mine Ihave part the Skersh in instagram. Follow
me and I don' t knowGamo and that' s where we started
and I blew up a pair ofpanties. We went in with him back
to the good thing with me alreadyworked as an engineer. I was in

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the office, I went and Iwent to the instagram and I got into
the lupeta and I got a pictureof the rolling and then I don'
t know if you have any photosthat aren' t showing. And then

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I opened the intergram that I knowhow much buf then I looked back and
back at my boss and that Ilike my and this, Chief Mia Mirada
goes like this, don' tworry, I follow her there I saw
that to her güey. I followher, no, no, I don

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' t like taras yes and Idon' t. I' m a
friend of mine. Nielanta with people. Then what happens before in those times.
I know that I was a noyou would say that there were five
hundred counts of ass, five hundredaccounts you go about your boyfriend or boyfriend

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not even with boyfriend removes and Iwould throw me out or talk about these.
I don' t remember your girlfriend, but she does follow me.
He told me I liked your podscoming out. But there came a point
where I was already getting paid andit was that I would talk there would
be Instagram, where a cool assis. That happened with Twitter. I
too can' t open up anymore. Then I can' t open instagran

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ahead of people. There came apoint I couldn' t open up to
people. I used to say howit' s gonna be how it'
s gonna be. On follows you' re milestone, not you' re
twitter no no no no no orTwitter, you' re not twittering the
most drunkly and you' re alreadyworse, you' re literally watching pornography.
That exact, so valid something removesis literally you already have it which

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is very Harwood. They tell younot to. They say he' s
already telling you. So uh,this hasn' t had my explicit.
But if you hit him here,he can' t. It' s
never been out to me. Thathappens to me. It happens to me
or never again. That comes outon Instagram like someone breaks a piece.
That' s right, exactly touch, for example, when people are taking

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their heads off. Now yes integralmest Twitter, yours when you are that
a whole cause a people integrate,a mommy, is a amier, a
craze. That' s where theytell you I said ah no ok in
this video is very explicit. Andwhen you say the age that Ok is
a people like a close and giveher head to it or it' s
on Instagram, they tell you thatbe careful, that all is dangerous.

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If you' re very bland,you give it to your ankles and you
' re not Hey, hey,hey, hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey, hey. Youdon' t say that to yourself,

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careful content, explicit, Dale Okif you want to see it ok
already to me that is more outon Twitter the handle me on Twitter,
I' ve been, so thatin a row of what and suddenly you
already know yes as cool, sothat open women, well and when giving
it all to you, when youget it all, be that three d
and go. So, I don' t know how we go. I
don' t know that what youget the image like this isn' t

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going to Cat, it' snot going Big, it' s not
going to Brita and you' renot going caves. And I know it
doc that or the idea does,but you know you don' t get
it now with the vision pro becauseI see it programs it' s your
ta with screens that are flying itfights it. I' m crazy about
trying on that sheath and she sawit. I want to see it mo,
I know it and that' sa mass, that' s one

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swears it or it' s youopen that up like an apple wash,
but on one screen you put itthe vision is like they' re like
an oily transparent, like that youhave poet, but it comes together with
reality truth, I mean you don' t see it all the same,
I mean, you see the realityjust like that by saying you see it
as not transparent. Okay, youknow how you understand it, I mean,
I mean, you can see thegoings are or are, you know,

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you interact. For example, it' s like in the Huatta ple
people more understand me. You havethe apps that you see it, that
you click it and the and thething. Supposedly, you happen to him
that you do it now, forexample, Safari pa' i mean open
a window, then that window.For example, if you want to open
your app, you never give itthe other app. And the other app
is spoken right next door and youpass it then, for example, you
are doing it in the air,in the air, that is to say

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you add you, you can applydrive or you can hold on or you
are winning. Not clear like thatwith the lens, because then you don
' t have any of that ponsand yes to the Twitter button the one
that takes care of ok I saidthere is m eat vol a mind of
the monograph. I myself when Iput it on, that was the first
thing I thought. I wanted tolook in spoil, I wanted to really

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get in how they look like butyour whole life. But what doesn'
t have to be me not beingon Twitter To me they' re profit,
but I wouldn' t have lookedall over. You knew any landscape,
or landscape indeed I had seen howit looks that not on the beach
and that you feel full on thebeach. As you came once morning to
the exist if you came to seethat there was a time when you were

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the virtual reality that was that thefirst slow things came out of PlayStation,
there was porn that was being madelike you' re the porn actor,
like it was you who were cakedlike that in I saw it right there.
Recommend that, yes, I recommendit also good at this point,
but they owed you that yes,I mean, you still see the little
bit. I mean no, Imean, there' s categories by no

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that' s pillar ah or that' s like you, for example,
you put the full screen and youmight turn the camera and uh and you
can be the room. Uh-huh A train, a thriste, ah
- ha, Paul, and herecords you now from lovision, but it
' s just that he' stuta on the br inside, that is,

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if he can govern you inside yourteam. Not exactly. There'
s one option that you give herand you put the full screen crazy and
they get it just like you don' t get into that room, that
is to say it' s crazynot to live porn, but she saw
on a Friday, it' snot a landscape, that is, and
you get to have the polta youdon' t put all the transport together,

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that' s like when when youget far away they' re going
to get you full and the screentakes you literally to that place, that
' s like you have another door, literally so that a crazy pin p
pardon. I want to prove itto you. I want to prove that
seeing her saw it but still soexpensive for me. I buy it or
how much it costs three thousand twohundred dollars the same, well, well

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after, but you were so ahayou know I total. If I take
the preta, don' t getdirty because here we go doesn' t
compare it. Let' s noteat it when it was either. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Now if we' re looking forfifty feedman among all, let'
s put thirty dollars say yes.I think we did, and we didn
' t touch it, and wedidn' t print it, and we

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made a 30- day calendar.Every person can be what you get a
lot of squealing around here that theydo buy alive everyone doesn' t,
but it comes out live or it' s the chat and they say who
those laps to make the group andsaw a sheath. There' s a
live chat when you get out myvideo that they can comment on while they
do. Yes, yes, yes, wait for everyone who goes to bausate

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it to group to suffer, todo what they want and put conditions where
they wanted the beach mountains on theirbeach. Yeah, yeah, and we
' ll put it and we'll put it right. It' s
that too we' re gonna haveit with an airdag we' re going
to have a little, we're going to have to have localized sorpremos
fulano, we have to know thatthey were one ah in the city.
We can' t get him outof town with him either. No.

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' t go fitting yourself in Hecan' t. No, I can
' t. We can' tlocate everything because of virtual reality, all
pro ok Now this contributing me capethe Dominican city to Dominican society. Ah
attention to Olvido vina to see ifhe wants to be also by Luichon pro
palovisión. But ask him what they' re for. You don' t

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ask for them. For educational purposes, if you don Luis, you have
educational, if you end up givingit to Luis, how I see Paul
does not confine educational. Yeah,well, I see it in English.
I' ll make it Englishy.I heard what I' m gonna show
myself. You see her in English. Yeah, me in English. I
like it better in Spanish PoTA Ihave given myself as a seasoning more because

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I feel more real. He's being more of a guy here.
If you' re Dominican, Ilike kill. That' s what happens.
It' s you and ca howyou put me to be Dominican Sometimes
to see what is the dic categorythat you always put yourself into. I
' m sure you don' tvadicate that I' m going for eta.
It' s easier to guitar twenty- two look me through time and

(22:02):
I think all men are chicks overtime, side by side. Right now
I' m in Anime' stime. Oh, I didn' t
lie, but I didn' tunderstand No, no, no, I
just don' t like it inhistory and history, and I didn'
t say that the censoring of theone who married him, Anime, likes
to celsurate. But why you fuckingsheath, uh, let me have everything,

(22:25):
' cause you' re wearing tentacletones. Neither being a tentacle or
such I had a time indeed lookwait for support, I did not have
you a time that I gave mefor that also presents there. But I
didn' t have in gentime becauseI had in games com here, here,
here what it was and it wasyou saying what you were doing remove,
then they were cartoons, for example, Dalena you here touched me,

(22:49):
then they were that cartoon character thisyou put to what you wanted, what
you wanted and bonna to the cat, but what they played were like other
things. I' ll give itto you. But for example, Elisa
Simpson I said old Omero with magewas addicted, but family people don'
t pick me up and they grabdoll I doll you don' t know.

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No no, yeah, no,no, no, year, she
' s fifteen years old and Iwas experimenting on so- called sandstone.
Sure. There' s one ofthose sure, sure as hell. Obviously,
I' m not clear of everythingI' m the one who likes
me the most I mean, whenI say to you, GENTII is not

(23:33):
as much the genta and anime asone a sheath three of which have made
that a sheath brings from that Isay wow, but the people who start
to make it are your drawings andthis sheath so it' s too bad
in the head. She' sall sweating you. Those women don'
t you, you inhabit it andalmost totasoned women with eggs like that.
Like that' s a bunch ofwomen with eggs, I mean, I
like it. Okay, but ora minotaur, a woman lying with a

(23:56):
boner that they are so they areox where and how they come to them
to re the pregnancy. But onceand for all it doesn' t have
as a category itself, because it' s that it enters into people and
into people, and it' slike it' s that it appears within
the advertisement when you' re lookingfor it. Because it doesn' t
always show up in x virus sothe boys learn. He always shows up.
There is then that option appears asa suggested video and that suggested video

(24:21):
appears to you that girl in sadd that, as she says in anime
dressed like or like with a veryflirty lingerie or as she says, has
a more eggs. They' rereally hot women. Uh- huh And
suddenly I went to mind in people' s anime time. I am talking

(24:42):
honey because that sheath falls to meit disturbed me sometimes because they are very
damaged. That' s very damaged, I mean, I' m just
like I' m getting the hellout of it, I' m getting
a point that means, half thestraw I say no, but it happened
to you no longer so you don' t and sometimes it gets out of
you and sometimes some figures that Isay, but come here and I think

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I pay to or not that thedevil appears to me here now I remember
that it' s what one did. No, I don' t mean
Paulo. That kind of got nowhore moving, no, no, no,
no, that' s me onceputting in the pagiano like the three
in the morning and the demon,which tomino loco removes baino jajaja that I
' ve not come to you whatwe want, because this juice that comes

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out I grew up with that brainsojahaja, but one always has really category
of me I' m changing,but one fixed that I have are the
Japanese, the Japanese. I've always had an affinity for Japanese women.
It' s true, I sayJapanese, because whenever I say that
Asian women tell me it' snot Japanese and I think it' s
true that it' s the Japaneseor the Korean, I think it'

(25:56):
s also China. No. No, if you don' t or don
' t eat, there shouldn't be my Chinese women very fond of
it, but no, no,no, it doesn' t have an
affinity with Japanese, said the Koreanwoman. And how they are, how
they are. They' re porno, b you know my girlfriend knows about
this sheath that I have as afetish, so with the, with the,
with the solo. You almost gotoff my girlfriend gave me a massage

(26:18):
together erotic. Uh, no,no, let' s not go to
me I love being given a massage. No. So she' s not
much of a massage. So she' s looking for the turn, she
' s got Japanese, and thenwe' re already in leather. So,
on the table it' s alreadynext to me. We' re
looking romantically like mine in memory.Grace is going to put thanks to me
for this massage. And right therecomes a Japanese wow and I myself hahahahaha.

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I looked at that broad like thatand I looked at her and I
was confused if it had been adrede ja and she told me I got
you a japon specifically in Japanese orif I was already getting fucked and what
makes son I tell you with mylook. He talked to you with his

(27:06):
eyes and he looked at me whenI saw Japanese. So, I saw
her again. She was already turningthe other way. This is it,
I said shit, I didn't give it. She' s not
everything. She was not side wine, because the Japanese was not the first
to enter between a two girl anindie girl who was the one that the
dough went to her and the secondwent to the Japanese. I want n

(27:30):
to because I started so j andI' ll tell you what the fuck
is missing paques. This was personalized. You just fucked up because you accidentally
got a Japanese hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, and Igo poet. She must have noticed half
the massage, because there' salready a point that ripped off my massage

(27:52):
and already forgot about that sheath.I was there enjoying myself. I ran
away and once in a while whenI looked at her and I was already
turned there and she gave me halfa sweet. I imagine she was doing
the same thing to me. Shecomes to me, but look let me
see and there she will have toldyou and in Japanese and those eyes hahahahaha.
I was watching, but I wasclear here, because capando would have

(28:22):
me and she told me no,that she didn' t look for it,
that that was a coincidence. So, well, he took it from
Checha Wow already took it from Chelsea. There you feel like the craziest thing
that' s ever happened to you, like behin the sins in the comedy
area, like you said that look, how crazy it was to what happened
to me, like that thing youjust comedians, like they come to you
or ritual you have or things tomake you look at. I have a

(28:48):
ritual as a volunteer and it isthat I carry out a lot when I
am going to sail, but inthat I go in cak enkki in every
one of twenty I am pooping,I am going to go and see I
pooped. But I want it andnot because already the last one, the
last volunteer, I imagine the lastone before I went up is already a

(29:12):
sanding that toilet paper, a sandpaperand I bond rl already the last one
that is so that one cleans,as well as that one wants to fan
out that one like honey not aass with mel already, so with agüi
I wet you a chingón agüeita oftoilet paper. I have a bread friend
every actor really and he when he' s going to go up to every
scene, he' s got likevomited, forced to grind the paper,

(29:36):
the vomit and that for the pileand that in the bombito and he moved,
he' s already mounted look.I' ve always been very nervous.
I' m passionate about booth um. I' m doing a lot,
a lot of content creation, evenmore than being now. I mean,
I' m more into creating contentthan in stand up ok because of
a theme that I' m kindof trying to focus on so I can

(29:57):
grow that and I can' tfocus back on stand up again. But
what I like most is that kidneyinethat gives me the exact stand up is
a nervous one, like that's the kiss, it' s not
like when they' re already laughinglike that. That, I say,
is the best feeling in the world. WOW. However, that' s

(30:18):
what I love the most. Butthat' s what scares me the most
in this life. And until Idon' t go upstairs and I see
that I' m doing well,I don' t enjoy it. I
start enjoying myself. I go upstairswhen I' m already laughing there that
I say we' re going toenjoy, but I have a month suffering
from laughing forgiveness, I' mgoing up. Wow. So I'
ve asked myself that kind of likepussy and when it' s taken off

(30:41):
like good, I don' tknow what that sheath is or it'
s gonna be that really. Ilike this because the relationship of time I
suffer versula, which I enjoy.That' s a lot of difference I
' m just a month suffering hardfor an hour enjoying exactly how much time
you have. So let' scalculus case. Now, okay, so

(31:03):
I said, fuck, why areyou so scared of me and I took
my own retrospective. I think Iidentify when it was that I took fear
of speaking in public, of peoplehaving expectations of me, because that'
s what scares me the most thatpeople have expectation of me, that they
go perhaps like Malta, expectation andyou haven' t fulfilled it. I

(31:26):
expect seventy times to make the showto strangers, that to my relatives and
my loved one people that I donot know and my companions are the other
way around. You' re notcrazy. I prefer it because I know
they' re gonna laugh. I' m gonna go to that. I
don' t, no, Ithink backwards. I say it' s
not that if I go wrong.I prefer that I go wrong ahead of
a stranger I have than another whogoes to Tyding. It' s not

(31:48):
about the other one going well.It' s that you did well.
Give me ay that gives me soyour family by always tells you that bus
is okay your family. If I' m telling you, I would,
I would make you think that I' m as much as going through one
and at what point you feel itwas you. What you were telling me
was a ca Ttus. I thinkit was fifth grade. What happened in
fifths and I don' t knowif you have older brothers. It'

(32:10):
s you You' re older.You have older brothers. You inherited the
last name, that is, thefame your brother left behind. You inherited
him with the teachers. I do, okay, my brother takes me three
years and he fucked up a lot. Then he already created the pavement.
That one was listening to you inyour last name. That' s when
the two teachers were already scary.There was a teacher who was good at

(32:36):
math. She suffered an accident thatshe burned her arm and she was put
to mass on one side of herarm in case her hand was left waving
like that and she went and wasa teacher. She looked like nothing happened
to her face. She was likethat. Then she was the union of

(32:57):
the face. She already used thisas a weapon of teaching and fear and
that I repel that she was holdingyou in the ear with that, yes,
don' t call it. Everythingwas diving and one fear, the
devil and there was another, whichwas the social one that called it cool
Mampula. I don' t knowwhere that name came from, but the

(33:19):
mammula, the mammula and the otherwere beasts. I always know. So
I wasn' t as foolish asmy brother was to a fool, a
fool I even once went to Sacaputaand Vaina I dad already did. When
I' m going through the backof the mammula, I start making a
bayrus. People will start to healand I' m seeing that he wasn

(33:40):
' t seeing me anymore, butI' m not seeing that the taeta
window and she milestones look at whatand I saw for the window. That
' s how she gave me thena. She gives him the glass with
her hand. She used that foreverything, for everyone as a gan grader.

(34:04):
She gave him very hard so paaaaaMira Fulana. There you have Caesar
' s little brother behind You theman already when they refer to You,
as they then caught me doing.I said with the sagapoint. From there
they had me in the eye themaneto is pon When I wasn' t
screwing up, I was throwing abowl and Vaina she once told me she

(34:29):
made me a classic bochet of whenyou' re not screwing up, they
threw me a hot as you wantand I think it' s not me,
that it' s not me noteven you look and I got angry,
I said you see I' mgoing to put for me already said
for tomorrow study. I' mfrom page seventy- six. Hey I
remember, bitch at seventy- sixand I said you' ll see,
I' ll learn the damn pagethat sit and six I got to my

(34:51):
house. So I' m sorrypage, uh, I' m starting
off badly from this page and Igot there the next day. Let me
get there, let me get thereon time. Let me get there.
I wanted that study of the pageand so says I the little brother of
Caesar, I, the little Johncomes out And now when I have And

(35:12):
now and nothing else, we raiseit. The one I' d always
picked up, always picks it up, and me and there was a fucking
fiet there or the person. Whatdoes Caesar' s little Hemann what and
then everyone gets caught up with theteacher? What? What? And everyone
what? What? And he wasgoing to be looked at. Every time

(35:35):
I forgot a line. I wasforgetting a lin and he says what another
paragraph is, what they look atFulanita. You accuse me. You always
leave it at hand, but let' s give it the chance until miracle.
I said Raúl is you, God, Raúl. Please, delight already
paid us so said. That's it. I didn' t sing

(35:55):
a no- no- no-no- no- no- no-
no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no
- no- no- no-no- no- no. Well,
I think so. It slowed medown from before everyone else when I saw
all those eyes. But me beinglike this and I see the teacher in
my chair, because the teacher feelsmy chair, I told me that it

(36:19):
was eta or it was pure theother and it was necessary to apply that
class with a map of an islandmap and I look at that map.
Sometimes I remembered a sheath. Idon' t remember shit and I look
back at people and I start thereand I see the teacher who' s

(36:40):
changing her face. So, tomy session lumi and I was like this
Look sweaty, not sweaty, andthe teacher told the truth that the stupid
one I am she said, imean, the stupid one here is not

(37:02):
you me, because I think polthinks that you were going to know,
you studied that you studied. I' m a stupid sit down and don
' t make me, stop mytime. When I went sitting this one,
I had lowered like ten pounds ofnothing, because thinner than the devil
I was, but I was soaked. Sweat and I listened to people like

(37:25):
that, they' re sweaty,look at you sweaty, but I mean,
people were like this and I listenedto all that sheath. Yes,
what a purse I sat down whenI sat down the one behind me,
which was my corduroy made me yes, crazy, quiet and I felt his
hand that maybe he hit my shirt, shoveled it and stuck my bag or

(37:50):
when I felt like he did it, he said crazy, calm, quiet
Lor did not imagine me. Peoplehave expectations for me. You' re
a good dick. He' safraid he won' t fill it.
I' m scared, I don' t fill it and if I usually

(38:15):
get caught by people too, likeI know he' s got me peta,
I tell you what you' relooking at, I' m going
to see you go, no,no, no, no, no,
please go go now, don't go see me, please. And
now I' m an impostor syndrome. You know I know that syndrome is
also called Ikaldo syndrome. That's also why I get a lot of
feedback from that sheath that you don' t, that you don' t

(38:37):
really believe that you' re doingit right or that you really deserve to
be where you are. Yeah,I suffer a lot from that. I
' m having a hard time givingit to me exactly. It cost me,
too. It cost me. Ihave learned, as other people,
that is, through someone else whoalready validates me. That' s where
I learned how to do it,but I got it hard. I mean,
one modifies me like that, Isaid wow, I' m tough,
eh to the other. Yeah,and coming back to that teacher thing,

(38:58):
I remember me and you don't teach, but if you already
want to be my mom, youcan be. Vitaman truth in what I
finish that account give it, serveit and serve it right there in what
comes the story. Returning to thesubject, I had a teacher who had
no exact expectation when she had winefrom behind, not when that teacher was

(39:24):
wine. She says to me," Look, I don' t have
a lot of expectations with you,but I want you to go through with
it. And I told her.Well, what do we do? She
tells me Mira, let' sdo the following. I' m gonna
put the five of us together,which is more of a problem, thirty

(39:45):
of us, and we' regoing out after school together, and I
called her a whore. We thoughtthat in the back, we thought that
we knew that we had a problemor that we were bringing supplementals for the
second call. I mean, wedon' t know good from point b

(40:05):
that between all that, she's not telling us look anymore. We
' re in the second quarter.We' re entering in March. I
have an offer to you We Bavarianambu mo the godfather was. We just
got into a little boitodito. We' re gonna do whatever Dad gives him
so he doesn' t play.We' re gonna do it for what

(40:27):
there is. She tells us theydon' t have to give it up
every single look already third of today, Inadeli I love you coughs the best
empress that has touched me in life. Hey says Li' s Gina then
what I' m going to donext from March until June. I'
ll put you guys on seventy-five a month. You don' t

(40:50):
have to give me homework, youdon' t have to do anything to
me. I don' t evenget how much it changes. That'
s what we do at the trial, that is, listen to him here
how he behaves when the teacher offeredto pass the free thing so they don
' t fuck up the no-fuck deal. No, she doesn'
t fuck up and look, don' t fuck up and I' ve

(41:14):
got what I' m dealing withso badly that not for her, she
' s dealing badly for Tian RamónÁngel. I the son and the last
was Maury, who in peace ofcancer died. But the last love and
with us five already made the dealbecause he made the deal. She did,
so wait that she made it,she did it, she added a
plus, that it was very bacanoof everything. It' s already us

(41:34):
and come the day before the examthat I' m going to give you
a tutoring guess What was the tutoringthe full exam? In the tutorial he
was given the full exam, thecomplete exam was called but adel but whatever
physical damenene, how old I wasto digina him, diary had to have
edon me now a twenty- eightyears. That did make them good hove

(41:57):
or I wanted to get out ofthe clear because the gold saw them and
that' s either here or Iwould have said so look I got you
a deal. He can find you. You don' t let me shove
you up your ass until you die. No. And the end And in
the end, I mean, Isaid the same test and I went through
ninety- one, that is,I was passing material that my mom congratulated

(42:17):
me I told my nijosa how Igot it so that hair was chemical and
physical, that I didn' ttouch that they wanted finals and I did
it I said that one with eighty- nine and another ninety- one and
it was because she didn' tgive the full exam the day before,
that is literally in honey. Ithink we can' t go hore es.
Yes, because some dumplings are waitingfor me from our sponsors of the

(42:38):
muya. I' m crazy aboutputting my hand on that. Sambre comes
five months to give me that here, gentlemen, remember, I also have
a patrum. Not more than eightdollars and six dollars the woman of the
feminas of the faith eight dollars andfor eight dollars they will have an exclusive
content or we will all only womenalso and in the patrum we go to

(42:59):
but I already several pross They donot have crazy, Lords, they do
not have crazy. Asking what startedwith Jewish kill I in an episode,
What happened to him in Jessica's episode. I already understood that people
already, I mean like I do. I feel that to you, from
our patrons, we owe it andto the listeners of Philosophy, if you
want to know what happened, paythe patron, because there we will leave

(43:22):
that content. We want to thankyou for coming to our sword. Thanks
to you, thank you. Ihad a great time here. I meant
tea. I also wanted to saythat, as far as expectations are concerned,
things start to change when you startbelieving in your talent. I'
m really telling you from the heart. I know that many times, until

(43:44):
one is on stage, you knowin the scene of the other, one
can' t visualize maybe how theother feels, but I do understand very
much what you told me, becauseit' s happened to me too that
I' m probably going to dosomething I always do, but I'
m starting to question myself and doubtmyself. And when you doubt you,
that' s transmitted and there's nothing, that is, there'

(44:05):
s no door, they' reopening your side. When you begin to
understand that you deserve the success thatyou are having and I, in how
little I knew about you at allI can tell you that crazy, you
have a very hard energy, youare very natural, very organic and really
believe your talent. I know thata process at the end, no one,
everyone has their time, but crazy, the biggest things in your life

(44:25):
are gonna start to happen when youthink you deserve it. Wow, ladies,
money, you have a boyfriend.Yes, yes, yes, gentlemen
we' re closing, thank youfor tuning in. You come all over
our platform on street philosophy. Alsofollow I Carlos as to how to shape
it and with a zero in theend. How much you have to present

(44:49):
zero at the end, because LIICarlos has him a Filipino who is an
egg brother. That' s whatwe did I don' t have a
date at the moment, but Iinvite you to follow me very closely.
When I do a show, Ialways put it up and make a really
hot promo that makes me stand out. It also makes him a lot of
sketch that you can entertain him therequite a bit. The last I just

(45:10):
commented that still take off in amorning support the comedians From here everything too
clear achievement didn' t give me. You lie to something not bad,
of course, but we can't get you all in. Good glove.
She supports the are, gentlemen,yes, support him. Thank you.
This was street philosophy. Episode numberone hundred and twenty- five